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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:56,586 --> 00:01:58,551 Dr. Harrison, stop. 2 00:01:58,553 --> 00:01:59,820 You can't run forever. 3 00:02:07,697 --> 00:02:09,696 There's no escape, Doctor. 4 00:02:09,698 --> 00:02:11,068 You're coming with us. 5 00:02:17,642 --> 00:02:21,246 Don't use your dart gun. We got him cornered. 6 00:02:27,819 --> 00:02:29,922 Argh! We were so close... 7 00:02:54,849 --> 00:02:56,782 Daddy. 8 00:02:56,784 --> 00:02:59,319 Daddy. 9 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:24,946 Adam Harrison! 10 00:03:24,948 --> 00:03:26,882 Yes, sir? 11 00:03:26,884 --> 00:03:29,017 No sleeping in detention. 12 00:03:29,019 --> 00:03:31,588 Use this time for something productive. 13 00:03:36,660 --> 00:03:38,961 What? 14 00:03:41,199 --> 00:03:43,198 What's going on back there? 15 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:44,699 That's disgusting! 16 00:03:44,701 --> 00:03:46,701 Adam, what's the problem? 17 00:03:46,703 --> 00:03:49,842 It looks like someone stuck six packs of gum in my hair. 18 00:03:51,410 --> 00:03:53,342 I didn't see nothing. 19 00:03:53,344 --> 00:03:54,644 Tony, 20 00:03:54,646 --> 00:03:56,379 go to the office. 21 00:03:56,381 --> 00:03:57,916 Not again! 22 00:04:04,490 --> 00:04:06,326 You're dead, snitch! 23 00:04:22,243 --> 00:04:25,213 Holy crap, what's happening to me? 24 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,869 Look at his shoes! 25 00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,707 What... What? 26 00:04:54,810 --> 00:04:55,943 Spaz alert. 27 00:04:55,945 --> 00:04:57,780 He used to be in my History class. 28 00:04:57,782 --> 00:04:59,114 That's why I changed classes. 29 00:04:59,116 --> 00:05:01,420 He's got like no friends. 30 00:05:03,588 --> 00:05:05,988 Hey, Adam. Are you okay? 31 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:07,592 Don't run, I don't bite. 32 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,394 Well, look who it is. 33 00:05:11,396 --> 00:05:13,229 How ya doing, snitch? 34 00:05:13,231 --> 00:05:14,833 Leave me alone. 35 00:05:24,511 --> 00:05:27,278 Hey there, mop-top, whatcha doin'? 36 00:05:27,280 --> 00:05:29,614 Are you on your way to the janitor's closet? 37 00:05:29,616 --> 00:05:31,482 'Cause you look like a mop! 38 00:05:31,484 --> 00:05:33,818 Good one! 39 00:05:33,820 --> 00:05:35,485 Seriously, that counts as a good one? 40 00:05:35,487 --> 00:05:36,625 Give me a break! 41 00:05:37,324 --> 00:05:38,589 Good one! 42 00:05:38,591 --> 00:05:40,495 That's a good one. 43 00:05:41,495 --> 00:05:43,128 Get off me! 44 00:05:43,130 --> 00:05:45,163 What? You gonna rat me out again? 45 00:05:45,165 --> 00:05:48,268 Hard to say. It depends on the circumstances. 46 00:05:48,270 --> 00:05:49,568 Wrong answer, snitch! 47 00:05:52,274 --> 00:05:53,509 Stop! 48 00:05:55,678 --> 00:05:57,010 Okay, you've had enough. 49 00:05:57,012 --> 00:05:59,015 Here, let me help you. 50 00:06:01,785 --> 00:06:04,087 Look at his shoes! What a freak! 51 00:06:05,120 --> 00:06:07,490 Hey, you forgot your backpack! 52 00:06:09,626 --> 00:06:11,526 Cha-ching! Two points! 53 00:06:14,664 --> 00:06:15,966 Jerks... 54 00:06:21,371 --> 00:06:23,671 It was those boys again wasn't it? 55 00:06:23,673 --> 00:06:25,975 No, I told you. I was playing soccer 56 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:28,078 with my friends and the ball hit me in the face. 57 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:31,348 Yeah? What friends of yours play soccer? 58 00:06:31,350 --> 00:06:33,650 The British ones... 59 00:06:33,652 --> 00:06:36,387 My mates. But they call soccer "football." 60 00:06:36,389 --> 00:06:39,490 Do they? And how did this happen? 61 00:06:39,492 --> 00:06:41,659 Soccer can be a dangerous sport. 62 00:06:41,661 --> 00:06:44,060 Adam, quit messing around. 63 00:06:44,062 --> 00:06:46,063 What are we going to do about this? 64 00:06:46,065 --> 00:06:48,232 Either we chop it out, or we chew it out. 65 00:06:48,234 --> 00:06:49,667 I vote chew. 66 00:06:49,669 --> 00:06:52,205 I vote chop. 67 00:06:54,140 --> 00:06:55,542 Turn around. 68 00:06:59,845 --> 00:07:02,717 You had such nice, long hair. 69 00:07:19,067 --> 00:07:21,604 At least they can't make fun of my hair anymore. 70 00:07:45,860 --> 00:07:46,430 Holy crap! 71 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:51,100 Adam, You're gonna be late! 72 00:07:51,102 --> 00:07:53,468 I'll be down in a minute! 73 00:07:59,945 --> 00:08:01,312 Adam... 74 00:08:01,314 --> 00:08:03,483 That's not gonna work. 75 00:08:05,351 --> 00:08:07,183 What's taking so long? 76 00:08:07,185 --> 00:08:08,752 Are you all right? 77 00:08:08,754 --> 00:08:10,355 I'm fine! 78 00:08:10,357 --> 00:08:12,322 I guess your meatloaf didn't agree with me. 79 00:08:12,324 --> 00:08:14,592 I thought you loved my meatloaf. 80 00:08:14,594 --> 00:08:17,628 Love is a strong word. I like it. 81 00:08:17,630 --> 00:08:19,500 No, like's too strong. 82 00:08:20,433 --> 00:08:22,501 Hey, I hate your meatloaf. 83 00:08:22,503 --> 00:08:23,734 What? 84 00:08:23,736 --> 00:08:25,404 Listen, my meatloaf is... 85 00:08:25,406 --> 00:08:27,072 Adam. 86 00:08:27,074 --> 00:08:29,108 - What? - That hat... 87 00:08:29,110 --> 00:08:30,776 What about it? 88 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,814 That was your father's. 89 00:08:40,322 --> 00:08:42,188 Sorry. 90 00:08:42,190 --> 00:08:43,524 Why are you sorry? 91 00:08:43,526 --> 00:08:45,292 I dunno. 92 00:08:45,294 --> 00:08:48,428 He died. I didn't mean to make you sad. 93 00:08:49,967 --> 00:08:51,999 He was a great man. 94 00:08:52,001 --> 00:08:53,504 I wish I knew him. 95 00:08:56,439 --> 00:08:59,840 I did a sloppy job on your hair. 96 00:08:59,842 --> 00:09:03,045 I must have been more tired than I thought. 97 00:09:03,047 --> 00:09:04,746 Here, let's put this back on. 98 00:09:04,748 --> 00:09:06,050 It looks good on you. 99 00:09:08,386 --> 00:09:10,986 Now hurry up, you're going to be late for school. 100 00:09:10,988 --> 00:09:13,390 I can't believe you don't like my meatloaf. 101 00:09:13,392 --> 00:09:15,158 I'll let you in on a secret, Mom. 102 00:09:15,160 --> 00:09:16,396 Nobody likes your meatloaf. 103 00:09:19,665 --> 00:09:23,199 Okay. Well, enjoy your lunch. 104 00:09:23,201 --> 00:09:24,669 It's meatloaf, isn't it? 105 00:09:24,671 --> 00:09:26,607 Could be. 106 00:09:33,514 --> 00:09:36,647 All powerful men have one thing in common. 107 00:09:36,649 --> 00:09:39,518 Great hair. 108 00:09:41,154 --> 00:09:43,654 HairCo toupees have been worn in secret 109 00:09:43,656 --> 00:09:45,426 by some of the greatest men in history. 110 00:09:49,930 --> 00:09:52,865 But you're not here to be a part of our past, 111 00:09:52,867 --> 00:09:55,402 you're here to be part of the future. 112 00:09:55,404 --> 00:09:58,207 Make no mistake, gentlemen, hair is a growth business. 113 00:10:04,814 --> 00:10:08,251 I'm afraid we'll need to ask you for your cameras. 114 00:10:25,836 --> 00:10:28,838 Mr. Kobayashi, I must insist. 115 00:10:34,979 --> 00:10:36,448 Ooh. 116 00:10:39,751 --> 00:10:42,920 This is where the magic happens. 117 00:10:42,922 --> 00:10:46,891 The future isn't toupees, no, no, no. 118 00:10:46,893 --> 00:10:49,363 The future lies in growing real hair. 119 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,399 We're not talking about embarrassing hair plugs, 120 00:10:55,401 --> 00:10:58,669 useless scalp massagers, or fancy shampoo. 121 00:10:58,671 --> 00:11:01,274 We're talking about genetic engineering. 122 00:11:01,276 --> 00:11:04,510 State of the art DNA manipulation. 123 00:11:04,512 --> 00:11:06,611 We're on the verge of a major breakthrough 124 00:11:06,613 --> 00:11:09,817 that will change the lives of hundreds of millions of people... 125 00:11:12,487 --> 00:11:15,723 And make us a fortune in the process. 126 00:11:31,508 --> 00:11:35,676 Dr. Billingsley is our head of experimental research and development. 127 00:11:35,678 --> 00:11:39,981 Here comes one of our eager young interns. 128 00:11:39,983 --> 00:11:42,850 Dr. Billingsley? 129 00:11:42,852 --> 00:11:44,688 I'm getting college cedit for this, right? 130 00:11:45,322 --> 00:11:47,188 Of course. 131 00:11:47,190 --> 00:11:49,928 Okay. I'll just need you to sign my work experience time sheet. 132 00:11:50,862 --> 00:11:52,495 Stand on the "X." 133 00:11:52,497 --> 00:11:54,362 Hold on, you're not going to shoot me with... 134 00:11:55,667 --> 00:11:57,068 Ouch! 135 00:12:01,039 --> 00:12:02,539 Whoa. 136 00:12:04,977 --> 00:12:06,477 Ooh. 137 00:12:06,479 --> 00:12:09,246 Now, you may experience a slight burning sensation. 138 00:12:09,248 --> 00:12:10,983 But don't worry about it. 139 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,822 Help me! 140 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:22,460 As you can see, 141 00:12:22,462 --> 00:12:24,896 we're still perfecting the formula. 142 00:12:24,898 --> 00:12:28,733 Once we do, people will pay anything for it. 143 00:12:28,735 --> 00:12:32,437 The real money is in big hair. 144 00:12:40,183 --> 00:12:43,517 Reduce fluoroantimonic acid by five percent. 145 00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:49,224 We have a no fighting policy at this school, 146 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:51,625 zero tolerance. 147 00:12:51,627 --> 00:12:54,361 You fight, you're suspended! 148 00:12:54,363 --> 00:12:56,463 You're suspended! 149 00:12:56,465 --> 00:12:59,067 Do you hear me? Suspended! 150 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:02,070 You're so funny. 151 00:13:02,072 --> 00:13:04,575 Hey, you better watch your back, snitch. 152 00:13:09,613 --> 00:13:12,948 Adam Harrison. 153 00:13:12,950 --> 00:13:16,518 I believe this belongs to you. 154 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:19,689 Nametag was on the inside. 155 00:13:19,691 --> 00:13:21,123 Thank you, sir! 156 00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:24,661 Don't be throwing it into basketball hoops anymore. 157 00:13:24,663 --> 00:13:27,931 What? Why would I throw my own bag into a basketball hoop? 158 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:31,170 Who knows why you kids do anything? 159 00:13:32,239 --> 00:13:36,006 Adam, you are what we call a... 160 00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:38,976 Mildred. 161 00:13:38,978 --> 00:13:43,816 What are we saying instead of spazoid these days? 162 00:13:43,818 --> 00:13:46,951 Normally challenged, sir. 163 00:13:46,953 --> 00:13:48,687 And... 164 00:13:48,689 --> 00:13:51,624 How would I say "friendless loser"? 165 00:13:51,626 --> 00:13:55,861 Mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 166 00:13:57,531 --> 00:14:02,469 Adam, you have mid-level acquaintance deficiency. 167 00:14:02,471 --> 00:14:04,271 Do they make a pill for that? 168 00:14:04,273 --> 00:14:06,173 No, sir. 169 00:14:06,175 --> 00:14:11,011 Apparently, there's nothing we can do for you. 170 00:14:11,013 --> 00:14:14,047 This acting out needs to stop. 171 00:14:14,049 --> 00:14:15,416 But, sir... 172 00:14:15,418 --> 00:14:17,551 We have a no fighting policy at this school. 173 00:14:17,553 --> 00:14:21,522 Zero tolerance. You fight, you're suspended. 174 00:14:21,524 --> 00:14:22,957 Getting beat up counts as fighting? 175 00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:27,095 A fist can't punch without a face to receive it. 176 00:14:27,097 --> 00:14:29,831 No fighting means no fighting. 177 00:14:29,833 --> 00:14:31,166 And, Adam? 178 00:14:31,168 --> 00:14:33,436 Yes, sir? 179 00:14:33,438 --> 00:14:37,171 We have zero tolerance on hats. 180 00:14:37,173 --> 00:14:39,842 No hats in school. 181 00:14:42,546 --> 00:14:44,347 And get a haircut. 182 00:14:44,349 --> 00:14:45,517 What... 183 00:15:05,439 --> 00:15:08,540 Hey, Harrison, you got me suspended! 184 00:15:08,542 --> 00:15:10,843 You should be happy. You hate school. 185 00:15:10,845 --> 00:15:12,344 My dad's going to kill me. 186 00:15:12,346 --> 00:15:14,379 He's got a 10 strikes policy, 187 00:15:14,381 --> 00:15:15,683 and this is strike 10. 188 00:15:18,919 --> 00:15:22,656 Come on, guys, you heard Principal Jones. He said no fighting. 189 00:15:22,658 --> 00:15:25,825 He said no fighting on school property. 190 00:15:28,331 --> 00:15:29,931 How do I look? 191 00:15:29,933 --> 00:15:31,565 You look like stupid Adam. 192 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:33,099 This hat sucks. 193 00:15:35,069 --> 00:15:36,972 Stop! 194 00:15:38,342 --> 00:15:40,676 That's it, you're dead! 195 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,476 Come on, let's get him! 196 00:15:56,661 --> 00:15:58,727 Come on, get him! 197 00:15:58,729 --> 00:16:00,596 Don't let him get away. 198 00:16:14,146 --> 00:16:16,815 Okay, guys, come on. You've had your fun. 199 00:16:16,817 --> 00:16:19,450 Don't you know how this works? 200 00:16:19,452 --> 00:16:20,884 We got him, boys! 201 00:16:20,886 --> 00:16:22,286 This is the fun part. 202 00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,488 Get off me! 203 00:16:32,466 --> 00:16:33,534 What the... 204 00:16:37,405 --> 00:16:38,774 Come on! 205 00:16:50,820 --> 00:16:53,286 What is happening to me? 206 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,490 No... 207 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,896 You gotta come out sometime. 208 00:17:00,497 --> 00:17:02,934 Yeah, and when you do, we'll be waiting. 209 00:17:09,840 --> 00:17:13,308 It's Friday. He could be in there all weekend. 210 00:17:13,310 --> 00:17:16,546 Are we really gonna wait here for three days? 211 00:17:16,548 --> 00:17:18,147 Nah. Forget him. 212 00:17:18,149 --> 00:17:20,219 Let's go bug the goats at the petting zoo. 213 00:18:31,695 --> 00:18:33,495 Were you ever going to tell me? 214 00:18:33,497 --> 00:18:36,632 Adam! You startled me. 215 00:18:36,634 --> 00:18:38,834 You said Dad was dead! 216 00:18:38,836 --> 00:18:42,506 - Adam... - If he's dead, why is he writing letters to you? 217 00:18:42,508 --> 00:18:44,842 This one is from two weeks ago! 218 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,376 "Dear Shelly, I'm sorry to hear 219 00:18:46,378 --> 00:18:48,377 "Adam is having a hard time at school." 220 00:18:48,379 --> 00:18:50,213 - Really? - It's not what you think. 221 00:18:50,215 --> 00:18:52,183 You didn't think I'd want to meet him? 222 00:18:52,185 --> 00:18:53,651 You thought you could keep him to yourself? 223 00:18:53,653 --> 00:18:58,122 Adam, your dad is alive. 224 00:18:58,124 --> 00:18:59,424 That's all I can tell you. 225 00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:02,091 - Are you kidding me? - I know it's hard, 226 00:19:02,093 --> 00:19:03,628 but you've got to trust me. 227 00:19:03,630 --> 00:19:06,263 Trust you! You're a liar! 228 00:19:06,265 --> 00:19:09,001 You've been lying to me every day of my whole life! 229 00:19:09,003 --> 00:19:11,136 Adam, please... 230 00:19:11,138 --> 00:19:13,672 I thought you were the one person I could trust, 231 00:19:13,674 --> 00:19:15,310 but you're just like everybody else. 232 00:19:17,711 --> 00:19:19,678 I hate you! 233 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,717 Adam, no, please... 234 00:20:09,067 --> 00:20:11,401 Hey, kid. You okay? 235 00:20:11,403 --> 00:20:13,202 Just trying to get home. 236 00:20:13,204 --> 00:20:15,739 Ain't you a little young to be hitchhiking? 237 00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:19,075 I'm a little young to be stranded at the side of the road, 238 00:20:19,077 --> 00:20:21,612 catching a cold in the pouring rain. 239 00:20:21,614 --> 00:20:24,348 Yeah. I guess so. How far you goin'? 240 00:20:24,350 --> 00:20:26,950 Route 89. 241 00:20:26,952 --> 00:20:29,454 What? Are you kidding? That's 100 miles from here. 242 00:20:29,456 --> 00:20:30,989 So can you take me? 243 00:20:30,991 --> 00:20:33,694 It's getting awfully cold out here. 244 00:20:35,095 --> 00:20:36,494 I don't know... 245 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,163 Thanks, I really appreciate it. 246 00:20:38,165 --> 00:20:40,600 Hey, I don't remember sayin' I'd take you. 247 00:20:40,602 --> 00:20:42,468 Come on. You'd hate yourself 248 00:20:42,470 --> 00:20:46,271 if I died of pneumonia and it was all your fault. 249 00:20:47,574 --> 00:20:49,043 All right! Close the door. 250 00:21:01,456 --> 00:21:05,093 Adam? Adam, are you awake? 251 00:21:05,095 --> 00:21:06,796 Can we talk about this? 252 00:21:11,601 --> 00:21:13,204 Adam? 253 00:21:16,607 --> 00:21:18,544 No, no, no! 254 00:21:24,082 --> 00:21:27,649 Well, you don't see many forests like this anymore. 255 00:21:27,651 --> 00:21:32,322 You walk two weeks in any direction, and all you'd see is trees. 256 00:21:32,324 --> 00:21:35,725 I'm telling you, you wouldn't want to get turned around out here, kid. 257 00:21:35,727 --> 00:21:37,596 No, you wouldn't. 258 00:21:38,663 --> 00:21:41,332 Well, it looks like... 259 00:21:41,334 --> 00:21:43,770 Yes, it's here! This is it! 260 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:47,705 This is it? 261 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,110 I didn't know people actually lived out here. 262 00:21:51,377 --> 00:21:54,381 Yep, home sweet home. 263 00:21:56,349 --> 00:21:59,986 Home sweet home? Where's your house? 264 00:21:59,988 --> 00:22:03,389 My House... My house is over there... Back a ways. 265 00:22:04,492 --> 00:22:06,428 Anyway, thanks. See ya. 266 00:22:07,863 --> 00:22:10,833 Okay. Take care of yourself, kid. 267 00:22:15,671 --> 00:22:17,007 Hello? 268 00:22:18,841 --> 00:22:20,743 Hello? 269 00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:46,338 Where'd you go? Little squirrel dude? 270 00:22:48,439 --> 00:22:50,575 Hey, wait! Come back! 271 00:22:51,810 --> 00:22:53,711 That's not fair! 272 00:23:14,368 --> 00:23:17,506 Walk two weeks in any direction and all you'll see is trees. 273 00:23:25,746 --> 00:23:27,082 Wow. 274 00:23:28,750 --> 00:23:30,449 Hello? 275 00:23:33,822 --> 00:23:36,025 Whoo! 276 00:23:42,531 --> 00:23:45,335 Hello? Somebody there? 277 00:23:47,837 --> 00:23:50,373 This isn't funny. Who's there? 278 00:24:02,286 --> 00:24:03,388 Whoa. 279 00:24:21,540 --> 00:24:22,708 Whoa! 280 00:24:24,510 --> 00:24:27,180 Holy cow! What in the heck was that? 281 00:24:31,784 --> 00:24:33,885 Well, I'll be... 282 00:24:35,755 --> 00:24:40,025 No service? Come on, you piece of junk! 283 00:24:40,027 --> 00:24:43,029 Stupid smartphone! 284 00:24:45,532 --> 00:24:48,001 911, what's your emergency? 285 00:24:48,003 --> 00:24:51,170 My emergency is I done saw a bigfoot! 286 00:24:51,172 --> 00:24:53,573 I got the whole thing on my dashboard cam. 287 00:24:53,575 --> 00:24:58,378 Bigfoot? Sir, this line is for emergencies, not for prank calls. 288 00:24:58,380 --> 00:24:59,716 Hello? 289 00:25:00,282 --> 00:25:01,916 Hello? 290 00:25:01,918 --> 00:25:05,255 Dang blame it, somebody's got to believe me. 291 00:25:11,094 --> 00:25:13,360 National Enquirer, how can I help you? 292 00:25:13,362 --> 00:25:15,863 Don't hang up. You gotta believe me. 293 00:25:15,865 --> 00:25:19,267 I'm calling 'cause I saw a real bigfoot. 294 00:25:19,269 --> 00:25:21,203 Please hold, and I'll put you through 295 00:25:21,205 --> 00:25:23,742 to Hairy Monsters, Swampthings, and UFOs. 296 00:25:25,109 --> 00:25:26,376 Bigfoot? 297 00:25:26,378 --> 00:25:28,377 Yes. Bigfoot. 298 00:25:28,379 --> 00:25:32,115 It's a dead end. We gave up the search for Bigfoot 10 years ago. 299 00:25:32,117 --> 00:25:35,084 With all due respect, if this thing is real, we have to have it. 300 00:25:35,086 --> 00:25:37,419 It's the genetic bridge we've been looking for. 301 00:25:37,421 --> 00:25:43,160 No, no. I'm not wasting a fortune on another wild goose chase. 302 00:25:43,162 --> 00:25:46,331 Think of the hair growth potential locked in that DNA. 303 00:25:46,333 --> 00:25:49,467 No more sprays. No more toupees. 304 00:25:49,469 --> 00:25:51,102 Just real hair. 305 00:25:51,104 --> 00:25:54,139 Come on, Billingsley. You're a scientist. 306 00:25:54,141 --> 00:25:57,977 What makes you so sure this isn't just another hoax? 307 00:25:57,979 --> 00:25:59,577 Looking at the kid in this photo, 308 00:25:59,579 --> 00:26:01,448 could there be any other conclusion? 309 00:26:07,122 --> 00:26:09,654 Is that who I think it is? 310 00:26:09,656 --> 00:26:11,324 We think so. 311 00:26:11,326 --> 00:26:14,094 Then I only have one more question... 312 00:26:14,096 --> 00:26:16,866 Who took this photo? 313 00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:21,068 So, sugar, you say you saw Bigfoot? 314 00:26:21,070 --> 00:26:23,738 - Yes, ma'am. - And it's going to be in the paper? 315 00:26:23,740 --> 00:26:26,173 - That's what they said. - Ooh! You going to be famous. 316 00:26:26,175 --> 00:26:29,845 It's so exciting. Nothing ever happens up here. 317 00:26:29,847 --> 00:26:31,382 This is going to be good for business. 318 00:26:32,683 --> 00:26:35,051 What's that? 319 00:26:38,989 --> 00:26:40,355 What did I tell you? 320 00:26:40,357 --> 00:26:41,657 - Teddy! - What? 321 00:26:41,659 --> 00:26:43,291 Raise the prices! 322 00:26:43,293 --> 00:26:45,560 It happened right here. 323 00:26:45,562 --> 00:26:47,030 Check out them skids. 324 00:26:47,032 --> 00:26:50,332 I hit the brakes so hard, I almost flipped my rig! 325 00:26:50,334 --> 00:26:51,769 Sir... 326 00:26:52,837 --> 00:26:54,407 We got something. 327 00:27:00,678 --> 00:27:01,747 Hello? 328 00:27:02,582 --> 00:27:04,050 Mrs. Harrison? 329 00:27:12,625 --> 00:27:13,826 Check the house. 330 00:27:35,851 --> 00:27:37,350 I think we got something. 331 00:27:37,352 --> 00:27:39,354 Car's gone. No sign of the mother. 332 00:27:54,238 --> 00:27:56,438 Stay away from me! Help! 333 00:28:00,109 --> 00:28:02,611 Don't come any closer! 334 00:28:02,613 --> 00:28:04,947 What... What are you? 335 00:28:04,949 --> 00:28:06,415 Well, I'm... 336 00:28:06,417 --> 00:28:08,049 I'm not sure how to break this to you... 337 00:28:08,051 --> 00:28:10,452 But I'm your dad. 338 00:28:10,454 --> 00:28:13,056 Dad? No, you're not! 339 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:15,959 Where is he? What did you do with him? Did you eat him? 340 00:28:15,961 --> 00:28:19,230 No, I promise, Adam. I'm your dad. 341 00:28:19,232 --> 00:28:23,299 Stop saying that! And back off! 342 00:28:23,301 --> 00:28:26,703 Ooh, easy, killer. Don't twig me to death. 343 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,574 Calm down, you have nothing to fear. 344 00:28:29,541 --> 00:28:30,975 Where did you get these? 345 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:32,310 Your mother sent them to me. 346 00:28:32,312 --> 00:28:33,980 I hate this picture. 347 00:28:35,949 --> 00:28:37,549 - That's you? - Yep. 348 00:28:37,551 --> 00:28:39,885 It's you, me, and your mom. 349 00:28:39,887 --> 00:28:42,487 You were six months old. 350 00:28:42,489 --> 00:28:43,789 Man... 351 00:28:43,791 --> 00:28:45,658 My dad is Bigfoot? 352 00:28:45,660 --> 00:28:48,927 - Yep. - Could my life get any worse? 353 00:28:48,929 --> 00:28:52,432 "Hey, Adam, your dad's famous, but not like a rock star, 354 00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:56,035 "more like a hideous beast that hides in the forest." 355 00:28:56,037 --> 00:28:58,004 Hideous? That's a bit strong. 356 00:28:58,006 --> 00:29:00,441 Are you kidding? You're a monster. 357 00:29:00,443 --> 00:29:01,774 I can see why you ran away. 358 00:29:01,776 --> 00:29:05,044 Whoa. I didn't leave because I'm a bigfoot. 359 00:29:05,046 --> 00:29:07,515 I left because I was being hunted. 360 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:09,350 - Hunted? - You see, 361 00:29:09,352 --> 00:29:13,388 a pharmaceutical company wanted to turn me into a lab rat. 362 00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:16,358 I left to protect you and your mother. 363 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,261 We didn't tell you for your own safety. 364 00:29:19,263 --> 00:29:20,732 What do you mean, a lab rat? 365 00:29:21,998 --> 00:29:23,966 Does your mom know you're out here? 366 00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:25,834 Yeah. She gave me the address. 367 00:29:25,836 --> 00:29:27,535 She told me to come out here... 368 00:29:27,537 --> 00:29:29,037 Alone. 369 00:29:29,039 --> 00:29:30,940 Adam, you're lying to me. 370 00:29:30,942 --> 00:29:33,308 You and mom have been lying to me my entire life. 371 00:29:33,310 --> 00:29:35,010 We had no choice. 372 00:29:35,012 --> 00:29:37,514 You have no idea how hard it was on both of us. 373 00:29:37,516 --> 00:29:39,149 What about me? 374 00:29:39,151 --> 00:29:42,620 It broke my heart that I couldn't be there when you needed me. 375 00:29:42,622 --> 00:29:45,155 Adam, this is serious. 376 00:29:45,157 --> 00:29:46,489 Tell me how you found me. 377 00:29:46,491 --> 00:29:48,258 I found your letters. 378 00:29:48,260 --> 00:29:50,196 You took a big risk coming here. 379 00:29:51,431 --> 00:29:52,865 Your mom must be worried sick. 380 00:30:05,779 --> 00:30:07,779 - What's going on? - Just a routine check. 381 00:30:07,781 --> 00:30:10,151 Routine? It doesn't look that way to me. 382 00:30:10,918 --> 00:30:12,218 Are you Shelly Harrison? 383 00:30:12,220 --> 00:30:15,387 What? Are you a police officer? 384 00:30:15,389 --> 00:30:17,856 I'm going to have to ask you to turn off your engine and step out of the vehicle. 385 00:30:17,858 --> 00:30:19,428 Okay. 386 00:30:23,064 --> 00:30:24,932 Ma'am, it's futile. 387 00:30:24,934 --> 00:30:26,935 I suggest you get out of the car. 388 00:30:28,604 --> 00:30:30,771 She sent me everything. 389 00:30:30,773 --> 00:30:33,575 I couldn't get enough of it. She's so proud of you. 390 00:30:33,577 --> 00:30:35,542 I always thought Mom threw these out. 391 00:30:35,544 --> 00:30:37,078 Not a single one of them. 392 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,613 So what about me? 393 00:30:38,615 --> 00:30:41,515 Am I gonna be... Like you? 394 00:30:41,517 --> 00:30:44,119 No. You've got nothing to worry about. 395 00:30:44,121 --> 00:30:45,620 You're already 13... 396 00:30:45,622 --> 00:30:47,522 - So what? - Well... 397 00:30:47,524 --> 00:30:49,157 You'd have symptoms by now. 398 00:30:49,159 --> 00:30:51,593 You mean like hair that grows a foot overnight? 399 00:30:51,595 --> 00:30:53,662 Feet that blow through the ends of my shoes? 400 00:30:53,664 --> 00:30:54,967 That kind of thing? 401 00:30:55,935 --> 00:30:58,068 I'm going to be a monster? 402 00:30:58,070 --> 00:31:00,070 It's not so bad. 403 00:31:00,072 --> 00:31:01,905 How is it not so bad? 404 00:31:01,907 --> 00:31:04,942 Spending the rest of my life hiding in the forest like an animal? 405 00:31:04,944 --> 00:31:07,912 Slow down. What else do you have? 406 00:31:07,914 --> 00:31:11,849 The hair thing, the feet. What about your ears? 407 00:31:11,851 --> 00:31:15,620 When your adrenaline's up, does your hearing change? 408 00:31:15,622 --> 00:31:17,621 Sometimes it gets super loud. 409 00:31:17,623 --> 00:31:19,358 Like a migraine or something. 410 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:21,293 When's the last time you shaved your hands? 411 00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:22,628 What? Ew! Never! 412 00:31:22,630 --> 00:31:23,794 But you shave your back? 413 00:31:23,796 --> 00:31:25,630 No. I don't shave anything. 414 00:31:25,632 --> 00:31:29,435 This is amazing. My hands and back are where it started. 415 00:31:29,437 --> 00:31:33,840 By the time I was 12, I was waxing my back every weekend with duct tape. 416 00:31:33,842 --> 00:31:35,641 But you're different. 417 00:31:35,643 --> 00:31:37,744 It's like you've got all the good stuff, but none of the fur. 418 00:31:37,746 --> 00:31:40,080 How is any of this "good stuff"? 419 00:31:40,082 --> 00:31:43,351 There's a lot of good things about being a bigfoot. 420 00:31:43,353 --> 00:31:45,956 You're standing on that leg, aren't you? 421 00:32:06,877 --> 00:32:09,345 You... You fixed my leg. 422 00:32:09,347 --> 00:32:10,913 How is that possible? 423 00:32:10,915 --> 00:32:14,317 The healing touch, fast growing hair, big feet... 424 00:32:14,319 --> 00:32:16,184 It all goes with the territory. 425 00:32:16,186 --> 00:32:18,320 Holy moly. What are you? 426 00:32:18,322 --> 00:32:20,156 Some kind of hairy wizard? 427 00:32:20,158 --> 00:32:22,992 Ha. Nothing that exciting. 428 00:32:22,994 --> 00:32:25,497 We've got to find out what else you can do. 429 00:32:26,298 --> 00:32:27,599 Hang on to this. 430 00:32:28,868 --> 00:32:30,035 What's it do? 431 00:32:39,712 --> 00:32:41,115 Whoo-hoo! 432 00:32:45,486 --> 00:32:46,752 Whoo-hoo! 433 00:32:55,930 --> 00:32:56,998 Whoa! 434 00:33:06,275 --> 00:33:09,813 Whoa! 435 00:33:16,318 --> 00:33:17,753 What's going on? It hurts! 436 00:33:24,594 --> 00:33:26,461 Just relax... 437 00:33:26,463 --> 00:33:29,264 That was so irresponsible! You could've killed me! 438 00:33:29,266 --> 00:33:31,266 It's the adrenaline. 439 00:33:31,268 --> 00:33:33,303 Calm down. 440 00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,770 Take a deep breath. 441 00:33:35,772 --> 00:33:38,476 That's it. And listen. 442 00:33:44,884 --> 00:33:47,284 Whoa. It's a woodpecker. 443 00:33:47,286 --> 00:33:48,654 Focus over there. 444 00:33:58,199 --> 00:34:00,265 That's a... What do you call it? 445 00:34:00,267 --> 00:34:02,768 - A geyser. - It's like I can see it. 446 00:34:02,770 --> 00:34:04,769 The sound makes a picture in your head. 447 00:34:04,771 --> 00:34:08,542 Dolphins and bats have something similar called echolocation. 448 00:34:09,243 --> 00:34:10,809 Pretty cool? 449 00:34:10,811 --> 00:34:14,012 I guess. Well, Batman's cool... 450 00:34:14,014 --> 00:34:15,446 Dolphinman, not so much. 451 00:34:15,448 --> 00:34:17,549 And your feet... Tell me you've tried them? 452 00:34:17,551 --> 00:34:18,819 Ditch the shoes, buddy. 453 00:34:22,357 --> 00:34:23,857 What? 454 00:34:23,859 --> 00:34:25,024 It's cold. 455 00:34:25,026 --> 00:34:27,994 Try to keep up. 456 00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:29,963 - Whoo-hoo! - Wait! 457 00:34:46,015 --> 00:34:47,282 Whoo-hoo! 458 00:34:47,284 --> 00:34:49,285 This is amazing! 459 00:34:49,287 --> 00:34:50,852 Feels good, doesn't it? 460 00:34:50,854 --> 00:34:53,224 Yeah! It's the greatest feeling in the... 461 00:34:57,361 --> 00:34:58,930 Whoo-hoo! 462 00:35:05,569 --> 00:35:07,069 Whoo! 463 00:35:10,709 --> 00:35:11,878 Whoo! 464 00:35:17,016 --> 00:35:18,718 Whoo-hoo!! 465 00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,919 Whoo... 466 00:35:20,921 --> 00:35:22,455 Ouch, buddy.. 467 00:35:22,457 --> 00:35:24,924 I'm so sorry. I should've warned you. 468 00:35:24,926 --> 00:35:28,527 You've gotta avoid smashing head first into the trees. 469 00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:33,099 I think I'm done with bigfoot lessons for the day. 470 00:35:33,101 --> 00:35:34,566 There's one more thing. 471 00:35:34,568 --> 00:35:36,570 Does it involve smashing head first into anything? 472 00:35:36,572 --> 00:35:39,271 Nope. I can talk to animals. 473 00:35:39,273 --> 00:35:40,438 Are you kidding? 474 00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:41,874 Just watch. 475 00:35:41,876 --> 00:35:43,576 Hey, Steve, come over here. 476 00:35:54,756 --> 00:35:56,891 So what did you say to her? 477 00:35:56,893 --> 00:35:59,728 I love it. 478 00:35:59,730 --> 00:36:02,396 I just hear chirps. I guess I don't have that one. 479 00:36:02,398 --> 00:36:06,871 Give it a shot. The secret here is to slow things down. 480 00:36:14,611 --> 00:36:16,078 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 481 00:36:16,080 --> 00:36:18,180 You look better in real life than in your photo. 482 00:36:18,182 --> 00:36:19,983 - No way. - Yes way. 483 00:36:19,985 --> 00:36:21,284 It works! 484 00:36:21,286 --> 00:36:24,188 It... Is... Nice... To... Meet... You! 485 00:36:24,190 --> 00:36:26,288 You don't need to talk like that. 486 00:36:26,290 --> 00:36:27,757 They understand you just fine. 487 00:36:27,759 --> 00:36:30,159 What am I? Chopped liver? 488 00:36:30,161 --> 00:36:33,430 Sheesh. He doesn't even introduce me! 489 00:36:33,432 --> 00:36:35,265 The trees talk too? 490 00:36:35,267 --> 00:36:36,669 This place is like a Disney movie! 491 00:36:37,771 --> 00:36:40,271 Hello...! 492 00:36:40,273 --> 00:36:43,341 Trees don't talk, you stupid idiot. 493 00:36:43,343 --> 00:36:44,942 That's just Trapper. 494 00:36:46,679 --> 00:36:48,779 Enchante.! 495 00:36:48,781 --> 00:36:51,583 Yeah. This is my lovely wife, Weecha. 496 00:36:51,585 --> 00:36:53,185 She's also enchanted. 497 00:36:53,187 --> 00:36:54,786 Hello. 498 00:36:54,788 --> 00:36:56,423 Nice to finally meet you, Adam. 499 00:36:56,425 --> 00:36:58,858 Your dad talks about you all the time. 500 00:36:58,860 --> 00:37:00,459 Every real man has a son. 501 00:37:00,461 --> 00:37:02,361 I got kids on the way myself. 502 00:37:02,363 --> 00:37:03,796 All boys. 503 00:37:03,798 --> 00:37:05,497 We don't know that. 504 00:37:05,499 --> 00:37:07,332 I can tell. 505 00:37:07,334 --> 00:37:10,406 How you doin', fellas? Gettin' big and strong in there? Good. 506 00:37:11,741 --> 00:37:13,172 I have to say... 507 00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:15,676 - The kid doesn't look like a bigfoot. - Trapper! 508 00:37:15,678 --> 00:37:17,712 What? I'm just calling it like it is. 509 00:37:17,714 --> 00:37:20,916 You've all got eyes. This is a bigfoot. 510 00:37:20,918 --> 00:37:23,751 This is a boy. It's Humans 101. 511 00:37:23,753 --> 00:37:27,021 Don't listen to Trapper. Nobody here does. 512 00:37:27,023 --> 00:37:30,191 Are you kidding? I'm like the boss around here! 513 00:37:30,193 --> 00:37:33,495 Everybody in this forest hangs off my every word. 514 00:37:33,497 --> 00:37:36,299 Is he always like that? 515 00:37:36,301 --> 00:37:37,736 What a place. 516 00:37:38,970 --> 00:37:40,772 I'm starting to like it here. 517 00:37:45,911 --> 00:37:47,880 Don't run and don't turn your back to him. 518 00:37:49,581 --> 00:37:51,718 No. He's a big one! 519 00:37:54,920 --> 00:37:56,557 Careful, Dad! Don't... 520 00:38:04,064 --> 00:38:07,765 Nice performance, Wilbur. 10 out of 10! 521 00:38:07,767 --> 00:38:11,237 Well, thanks. I've been practicing. 522 00:38:11,239 --> 00:38:13,873 You jerk! I almost had a heart attack. 523 00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:15,373 Nothing to be afraid of. 524 00:38:15,375 --> 00:38:17,076 This is just Wilbur. 525 00:38:17,078 --> 00:38:20,312 He's a big teddy bear, sweeter than a pot of honey. 526 00:38:20,314 --> 00:38:21,983 I am not! 527 00:38:22,816 --> 00:38:25,452 Okay, maybe I am. 528 00:38:25,454 --> 00:38:26,986 This is my son, Adam. 529 00:38:26,988 --> 00:38:29,321 Pleased to meet you, kid. 530 00:38:29,323 --> 00:38:31,425 Over the hill... 531 00:38:31,427 --> 00:38:33,895 Hello. 532 00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:36,230 - Two of 'em... - Wow, slow down, Tina. 533 00:38:36,232 --> 00:38:38,098 Breathe through your nose. 534 00:38:38,100 --> 00:38:40,402 I ain't got time to breathe through my nose! 535 00:38:40,404 --> 00:38:42,936 I'm talkin' about rednecks with guns! 536 00:38:42,938 --> 00:38:45,807 Hoo-hoo, hunters! 537 00:38:45,809 --> 00:38:47,575 Hunters? Should we hide? 538 00:38:47,577 --> 00:38:50,314 That won't be necessary. 539 00:38:52,215 --> 00:38:54,883 I, my friend, am a connoisseur 540 00:38:54,885 --> 00:38:56,786 and when it comes to hamburgers, 541 00:38:56,788 --> 00:39:00,556 this is a tasty piece of beef. 542 00:39:00,558 --> 00:39:02,891 I thought you got the fried chicken. 543 00:39:02,893 --> 00:39:07,330 My point is, whatever it is, it's delicious. 544 00:39:09,101 --> 00:39:11,804 We haven't had hunters in three seasons! 545 00:39:13,639 --> 00:39:16,539 Blue 32. Green 180. Hut! 546 00:39:17,976 --> 00:39:19,776 Yee-haw! 547 00:39:19,778 --> 00:39:22,980 You think that'd be cruelty to animals, but she loves it. 548 00:39:26,720 --> 00:39:28,553 My point is, 549 00:39:28,555 --> 00:39:30,522 we're smarter than them animals, 550 00:39:30,524 --> 00:39:33,528 so they deserve to die. 551 00:39:49,611 --> 00:39:51,678 That's the sign. 552 00:40:00,157 --> 00:40:03,224 It's a dog-eat-dog world, my friend, 553 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,958 but I ain't eatin' no dog. 554 00:40:04,960 --> 00:40:07,128 Which brings me back to my hamburger. 555 00:40:07,130 --> 00:40:08,997 That would be a chicken burger. 556 00:40:08,999 --> 00:40:10,368 Whatever burger. 557 00:40:29,254 --> 00:40:30,623 I got it! 558 00:40:31,355 --> 00:40:32,624 I saw it first! 559 00:40:38,965 --> 00:40:41,566 We got him, my friend! 560 00:40:41,568 --> 00:40:45,437 I told you dousing ourselves in that bear urine 561 00:40:45,439 --> 00:40:47,105 would make us in-detectable. 562 00:40:47,107 --> 00:40:48,540 Like the Invisible Man. 563 00:40:48,542 --> 00:40:51,210 Ooh, you were right about that one, buddy. 564 00:40:51,212 --> 00:40:54,612 All we gotta do before we mount it on the wall is make sure it's dead. 565 00:40:54,614 --> 00:40:55,983 Let's take a look. 566 00:40:58,219 --> 00:41:00,186 Yup. He's a goner. 567 00:41:00,188 --> 00:41:05,124 I love destroying nature's most majestic creatures! 568 00:41:05,126 --> 00:41:08,394 Come on, get your butt in here. Selfie time! 569 00:41:13,435 --> 00:41:16,136 I'm gonna post that up on Facebook, 570 00:41:16,138 --> 00:41:17,904 and watch the likes come rollin' in. 571 00:41:17,906 --> 00:41:19,940 Don't you be tagging me! 572 00:41:19,942 --> 00:41:22,644 My wife thinks I'm down at the community college studyin' to be an... 573 00:41:26,650 --> 00:41:29,452 Zombie bear! 574 00:41:30,320 --> 00:41:31,956 He's undead! 575 00:41:33,857 --> 00:41:35,392 I did poke it! 576 00:41:42,700 --> 00:41:45,235 And stay out! 577 00:41:45,237 --> 00:41:47,570 Nice shot, honey. 578 00:41:47,572 --> 00:41:51,474 They won't be coming back for a while. 579 00:41:51,476 --> 00:41:54,679 That was the best thing I've ever seen! 580 00:41:57,984 --> 00:41:59,850 At least you guys know how to have a good time. 581 00:41:59,852 --> 00:42:02,586 We make the most of it. 582 00:42:02,588 --> 00:42:04,589 It's nice to finally have a dad. 583 00:42:04,591 --> 00:42:07,524 Well, then, son, we've got to make up for lost time. 584 00:42:07,526 --> 00:42:09,527 All right. Where do we start? 585 00:42:09,529 --> 00:42:11,297 I don't know. 586 00:42:11,299 --> 00:42:16,869 Okay, so what's the best father-son thing you can think of? 587 00:42:16,871 --> 00:42:19,837 Want to play baseball? 588 00:42:19,839 --> 00:42:22,544 Sure, why not? You got a ball? 589 00:42:25,414 --> 00:42:27,680 Whoa, I would have picked a different activity 590 00:42:27,682 --> 00:42:30,149 if I'd known you had to whittle a ball from scratch. 591 00:42:30,151 --> 00:42:31,718 That's how things work around here. 592 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,420 You have to rely on yourself. 593 00:42:33,422 --> 00:42:35,855 Yeah. I guess you can't just order it off the Internet. 594 00:42:35,857 --> 00:42:38,092 What's the Internet? 595 00:42:38,094 --> 00:42:40,761 You've never heard of the Internet? Are you kidding me? 596 00:42:40,763 --> 00:42:42,362 Adam, I'm joking. 597 00:42:42,364 --> 00:42:44,998 I know what the Internet is. Come on! 598 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:47,737 I have tons of friends on MySpace. 599 00:42:48,972 --> 00:42:51,805 Things have changed a little bit. 600 00:42:51,807 --> 00:42:53,173 You'll see when you come back. 601 00:42:53,175 --> 00:42:55,545 Adam, I told you. I can't. 602 00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,915 I'm sorry, I know how you feel. 603 00:42:59,917 --> 00:43:01,553 Come on, son, show me what you got. 604 00:43:02,486 --> 00:43:03,886 Okay, Pops. 605 00:43:13,664 --> 00:43:16,599 Whoa, maybe we should try something else. 606 00:43:17,769 --> 00:43:19,505 Whoo-hoo! 607 00:43:20,206 --> 00:43:21,507 Whoo! 608 00:43:34,487 --> 00:43:36,290 Whoa, that felt great. 609 00:43:42,462 --> 00:43:44,731 Come on out, I'll race you back. 610 00:43:44,733 --> 00:43:47,667 All right, old man, bring it on. 611 00:43:56,278 --> 00:43:58,212 Give me a second. 612 00:43:58,214 --> 00:44:00,547 What's wrong, gettin' tired? 613 00:44:00,549 --> 00:44:02,116 You wish. 614 00:44:02,118 --> 00:44:03,784 Whoo-hoo! 615 00:44:03,786 --> 00:44:05,656 Hey, no fair! 616 00:44:18,936 --> 00:44:21,303 You totally cheated! 617 00:44:21,305 --> 00:44:23,475 We'll call it a tie. 618 00:44:24,308 --> 00:44:26,676 Whoa! Did you make this? 619 00:44:26,678 --> 00:44:29,145 Sure did. So do you play? 620 00:44:29,147 --> 00:44:30,882 Yeah. I love guitar! 621 00:44:36,956 --> 00:44:38,555 Yeah, 622 00:44:38,557 --> 00:44:40,691 try not squeezing so tight. 623 00:44:40,693 --> 00:44:44,497 Yeah, leave a little space... Yeah, yeah. Okay. 624 00:44:47,201 --> 00:44:49,333 I think it's out of tune or something. 625 00:44:49,335 --> 00:44:52,170 Do you play or is it just to look cool? 626 00:44:52,172 --> 00:44:54,408 Well, you'll be the judge. 627 00:45:17,198 --> 00:45:18,732 Holy crap! 628 00:45:18,734 --> 00:45:21,067 Well, I've had lots of time to practice. 629 00:45:21,069 --> 00:45:23,070 Can you teach me how to do that? 630 00:45:23,072 --> 00:45:26,039 Well, maybe a little bit more rock and roll. 631 00:45:26,041 --> 00:45:27,944 Of course, I'd be happy to. 632 00:45:33,583 --> 00:45:35,116 You have to come home with me. 633 00:45:35,118 --> 00:45:39,087 Adam, I wish I could, but it's not safe. 634 00:45:39,089 --> 00:45:42,557 We can keep you a secret. No one will ever know. 635 00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:44,392 They don't even know you're alive! 636 00:45:44,394 --> 00:45:46,093 HairCo will find out. 637 00:45:46,095 --> 00:45:48,697 I'm sure they've been monitoring you and your mom. 638 00:45:48,699 --> 00:45:52,635 They're relentless. I've seen it firsthand. 639 00:45:52,637 --> 00:45:54,536 When I was in medical school, 640 00:45:54,538 --> 00:45:56,505 I started studying my hair growth, 641 00:45:56,507 --> 00:46:00,377 desperately trying to make sense of what was happening to me. 642 00:46:00,379 --> 00:46:03,680 I discovered a rare DNA mutation in my blood 643 00:46:03,682 --> 00:46:07,118 was triggering a resurgence of Neanderthal features. 644 00:46:07,120 --> 00:46:09,556 Every day I was becoming more of a bigfoot. 645 00:46:10,790 --> 00:46:13,525 HairCo found out about my experiments. 646 00:46:13,527 --> 00:46:16,527 At first they tried to hire me 647 00:46:16,529 --> 00:46:19,598 but when I declined, my lab was ransacked, 648 00:46:19,600 --> 00:46:22,468 and all my research stolen. 649 00:46:22,470 --> 00:46:24,803 That's when things got really out of control. 650 00:46:24,805 --> 00:46:26,638 They threatened your mother. 651 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:29,508 We couldn't go anywhere without being followed. 652 00:46:29,510 --> 00:46:33,646 I knew the only way to keep you safe was to disappear. 653 00:46:33,648 --> 00:46:37,183 Why didn't they come after me? Don't we have the same... 654 00:46:37,185 --> 00:46:40,453 DNA. Yes, we do, but when you were younger, 655 00:46:40,455 --> 00:46:43,355 the genetic mutation hadn't activated yet. 656 00:46:43,357 --> 00:46:47,662 I'm sure they found some of your genetic material when they ransacked the house. 657 00:46:47,664 --> 00:46:50,530 But back then, you'd have seemed totally normal. 658 00:46:50,532 --> 00:46:52,133 That must be why they left us alone. 659 00:46:52,135 --> 00:46:54,802 And it's the reason I can't come back. 660 00:46:54,804 --> 00:46:57,639 It's too dangerous. If they even suspect I'm alive, 661 00:46:57,641 --> 00:46:59,810 they'll stop at nothing to get what they want. 662 00:47:04,281 --> 00:47:05,448 You. 663 00:47:05,450 --> 00:47:06,748 What are you doing here? 664 00:47:06,750 --> 00:47:08,984 All day breakfast, of course. 665 00:47:08,986 --> 00:47:12,755 I jest. Please sit, Mrs. Harrison, 666 00:47:12,757 --> 00:47:16,527 so that we might solve the problem of your missing boy. 667 00:47:16,529 --> 00:47:18,829 He hates that photo. 668 00:47:18,831 --> 00:47:21,164 You expect me to believe you're here because of my son? 669 00:47:21,166 --> 00:47:22,634 You got me. 670 00:47:22,636 --> 00:47:24,602 I don't care about your son, 671 00:47:24,604 --> 00:47:27,908 but if we find him, we find your husband. 672 00:47:28,673 --> 00:47:30,341 My husband? 673 00:47:30,343 --> 00:47:32,410 He died a long time ago. You know that. 674 00:47:32,412 --> 00:47:34,312 Yes, well... No. 675 00:47:34,314 --> 00:47:38,052 Some new evidence has come to my attention. Please read the headline. 676 00:47:39,420 --> 00:47:41,021 "Baby born in a pumpkin." 677 00:47:42,322 --> 00:47:44,424 The other headline. 678 00:47:46,360 --> 00:47:48,761 Bigfoot? Really? 679 00:47:48,763 --> 00:47:53,832 Before he disappeared, your husband was working on strange experiments. 680 00:47:53,834 --> 00:47:58,205 Studying hair growth. Hair like we've never seen. 681 00:47:58,207 --> 00:48:01,077 Hair like that of say, a bigfoot. 682 00:48:02,679 --> 00:48:05,579 Quite a coincidence, wouldn't you say? 683 00:48:05,581 --> 00:48:11,352 Your son happens to show up at the first Bigfoot sighting in 10 years? 684 00:48:11,354 --> 00:48:14,356 I don't think your husband was studying Bigfoot. 685 00:48:14,358 --> 00:48:16,827 I think he is Bigfoot. 686 00:48:19,430 --> 00:48:22,863 Ta-da! And you said I don't wine and dine you anymore. 687 00:48:22,865 --> 00:48:24,833 Something isn't right. 688 00:48:24,835 --> 00:48:26,737 I thought you might say that. 689 00:48:27,538 --> 00:48:29,406 Perfect-issimo. 690 00:48:29,408 --> 00:48:32,808 A beautiful meal for my beautiful wife, 691 00:48:32,810 --> 00:48:35,144 and my soon-to-be-born sons. 692 00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:38,282 Eat up boys, no runts in this litter! 693 00:48:38,284 --> 00:48:43,523 Shh, I'm serious. What are all these black cars doing here? 694 00:48:45,724 --> 00:48:47,026 No. 695 00:48:48,227 --> 00:48:50,795 I know. He hates that photo. 696 00:48:55,736 --> 00:48:58,803 That's Bigfoot's wife. 697 00:48:58,805 --> 00:49:00,938 We're not leaving until we find him. 698 00:49:00,940 --> 00:49:04,078 Tear the forest down if you have to. 699 00:49:06,213 --> 00:49:08,715 Yuck. Looks way too healthy. 700 00:49:08,717 --> 00:49:10,950 Well, it is. And tastes good too. 701 00:49:10,952 --> 00:49:12,718 Ooh, don't you have any meat? 702 00:49:12,720 --> 00:49:14,321 I'm afraid not. 703 00:49:14,323 --> 00:49:16,957 You kind of have to be a vegetarian out here. 704 00:49:16,959 --> 00:49:20,326 You eat one of those guys and everyone starts asking questions. 705 00:49:20,328 --> 00:49:22,229 No, who ate Trapper? 706 00:49:22,231 --> 00:49:25,666 Where's Trapper? Have you seen Trapper? 707 00:49:25,668 --> 00:49:27,467 You can try to reason with them, 708 00:49:27,469 --> 00:49:29,969 but nobody cares that he's delicious. 709 00:49:29,971 --> 00:49:31,204 I am trying to tell them, you know, 710 00:49:31,206 --> 00:49:33,641 a little salt and pepper on the old Trapper, 711 00:49:33,643 --> 00:49:36,278 it's so good. They don't want to hear it. 712 00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,716 I see how that could be awkward. 713 00:49:39,283 --> 00:49:40,682 Whoa, hot. 714 00:49:40,684 --> 00:49:42,551 Hot but good, right? 715 00:49:42,553 --> 00:49:44,285 No... Just hot. 716 00:49:44,287 --> 00:49:45,687 You have to admit, 717 00:49:45,689 --> 00:49:47,156 it's better than Mom's meatloaf. 718 00:49:47,158 --> 00:49:50,226 I'll give you that. What is in that stuff anyway? 719 00:49:50,228 --> 00:49:53,996 Car tires, wet cardboard boxes and lots of ketchup. 720 00:49:58,469 --> 00:50:00,303 We got a big problem. 721 00:50:00,305 --> 00:50:01,939 What's this? 722 00:50:01,941 --> 00:50:03,506 We saw Adam's mom. They got her locked in a trailer. 723 00:50:03,508 --> 00:50:04,709 - Shelly? - Mom? 724 00:50:04,711 --> 00:50:06,510 Hold on, it gets worse. 725 00:50:06,512 --> 00:50:09,081 There are a bazillion dudes in suits heading this way. 726 00:50:20,794 --> 00:50:22,493 I'm sorry... I... 727 00:50:22,495 --> 00:50:24,329 You led them right to us. 728 00:50:24,331 --> 00:50:28,032 And what's worse, you put your mother in danger! 729 00:50:28,034 --> 00:50:30,003 - I... - Adam, what have you done? 730 00:50:30,005 --> 00:50:31,303 I didn't mean to. 731 00:50:31,305 --> 00:50:34,173 Actions have consequences. 732 00:50:34,175 --> 00:50:37,076 You should never have come here. 733 00:50:37,078 --> 00:50:39,346 Well, you better do something. 734 00:50:39,348 --> 00:50:42,681 If they find Bigfoot, the jig is up! 735 00:50:42,683 --> 00:50:43,783 I can fix this! 736 00:50:43,785 --> 00:50:45,051 What are you doing? 737 00:50:45,053 --> 00:50:46,687 I'll tell them I'm okay. It'll be fine. 738 00:50:46,689 --> 00:50:48,856 No, Adam, you don't know who you're dealing with... 739 00:50:56,798 --> 00:50:57,934 Please be safe. 740 00:50:59,770 --> 00:51:01,569 Over here, you found me! 741 00:51:01,571 --> 00:51:04,105 Adam Harrison, the missing boy. 742 00:51:04,107 --> 00:51:06,711 Everything's fine. We can all go home.! 743 00:51:16,855 --> 00:51:18,554 Mom! 744 00:51:18,556 --> 00:51:20,356 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 745 00:51:20,358 --> 00:51:23,059 I'm sorry, Mom. I shouldn't have run away. 746 00:51:23,061 --> 00:51:24,595 And I should've told you the truth. 747 00:51:24,597 --> 00:51:27,464 There's a hundred agents in the forest looking for Dad. 748 00:51:27,466 --> 00:51:29,767 Adam, shh, watch what you say. 749 00:51:29,769 --> 00:51:31,468 Don't worry, they'll never find him. 750 00:51:31,470 --> 00:51:34,571 He's hiding in the tunnels near the base of the waterfall. 751 00:51:36,777 --> 00:51:39,010 This is an all-call. 752 00:51:39,012 --> 00:51:43,248 All agents re-route to sector G16. 753 00:51:43,250 --> 00:51:48,921 I repeat, the prize is in G16. I'm on my way. 754 00:51:48,923 --> 00:51:53,658 You heard the man, turn it around. Double time. 755 00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:57,064 The bigfoot is hiding down there. 756 00:52:00,670 --> 00:52:03,170 What are you waiting for? Get down there! 757 00:52:03,172 --> 00:52:04,770 I hear something. 758 00:52:04,772 --> 00:52:07,107 What is it? 759 00:52:17,153 --> 00:52:19,687 Someone push you in the pool? 760 00:52:19,689 --> 00:52:22,323 Adam! Don't hurt him! Please! 761 00:52:22,325 --> 00:52:24,793 Take her home. The boy rides with me. 762 00:52:24,795 --> 00:52:26,362 Where are you taking him? 763 00:52:26,364 --> 00:52:29,531 Don't worry, we'll be right behind you. 764 00:52:29,533 --> 00:52:32,370 We're going to have a little chat. 765 00:52:52,392 --> 00:52:55,493 One last chance. Where is your father? 766 00:52:55,495 --> 00:52:57,527 So you can lock him in a cage? 767 00:52:57,529 --> 00:53:00,766 Your father's DNA can help millions of people. 768 00:53:00,768 --> 00:53:04,903 People who just want a full head of healthy hair. 769 00:53:04,905 --> 00:53:07,673 So you just take some DNA and let him go? 770 00:53:07,675 --> 00:53:10,742 Not exactly. We'll be partners. 771 00:53:10,744 --> 00:53:14,013 Your dad will work exclusively for us. 772 00:53:14,015 --> 00:53:15,480 Give me a break. 773 00:53:15,482 --> 00:53:16,917 Adam, listen to me... 774 00:53:16,919 --> 00:53:19,086 He's not a lab rat. He's my dad! 775 00:53:22,524 --> 00:53:27,264 It's becoming clear to me that you have no interest in negotiating. 776 00:53:28,063 --> 00:53:29,898 Light it up, boys. 777 00:53:34,603 --> 00:53:36,370 Are you crazy? 778 00:53:36,372 --> 00:53:41,176 Crazy is such an ugly word. I prefer "motivated." 779 00:53:41,178 --> 00:53:43,477 You'll never catch him. There's too much forest out there. 780 00:53:43,479 --> 00:53:47,851 My boy, the fire's not for him. It's for you. 781 00:53:55,092 --> 00:53:56,992 Nice doing business with you. 782 00:53:56,994 --> 00:53:58,226 No! 783 00:54:22,589 --> 00:54:24,357 Help! Help me! 784 00:54:43,578 --> 00:54:44,547 Dad! 785 00:54:45,047 --> 00:54:46,349 Hang on! 786 00:54:53,889 --> 00:54:54,924 No! 787 00:54:56,726 --> 00:54:59,226 So predictable. 788 00:54:59,228 --> 00:55:01,899 Dad. Come on. Please. 789 00:55:19,050 --> 00:55:20,052 Dad! 790 00:55:31,830 --> 00:55:34,700 Mission accomplished. So long! 791 00:55:45,511 --> 00:55:46,946 Wake up, Adam. 792 00:55:50,718 --> 00:55:51,920 Wake up. 793 00:55:52,387 --> 00:55:53,785 Dad? 794 00:55:53,787 --> 00:55:56,455 He's awake. Are you okay? 795 00:55:56,457 --> 00:55:58,858 I... I think so. 796 00:55:58,860 --> 00:56:02,029 All right, then. Take care of yourself, kid. 797 00:56:02,031 --> 00:56:04,031 Wait, where are you going? 798 00:56:04,033 --> 00:56:06,433 To find a new place to start over. 799 00:56:06,435 --> 00:56:07,634 You're just going to leave? 800 00:56:07,636 --> 00:56:09,569 Well, not much left here for us, is there? 801 00:56:09,571 --> 00:56:10,573 Way to go, man. 802 00:56:16,546 --> 00:56:18,282 Hey! Wait. 803 00:56:19,449 --> 00:56:20,881 Stop. 804 00:56:22,952 --> 00:56:24,852 Hey, I said stop! 805 00:56:30,361 --> 00:56:32,294 If you're going to bite my head off, do it. 806 00:56:32,296 --> 00:56:34,064 Otherwise, I've got something to say. 807 00:56:36,533 --> 00:56:39,269 I've got a plan but I need your help. 808 00:56:39,271 --> 00:56:41,606 It's your problem, not ours. 809 00:56:43,242 --> 00:56:46,075 This isn't about me, it's about my dad. 810 00:56:46,077 --> 00:56:48,979 I made the mistake, he shouldn't have to pay for it. 811 00:56:48,981 --> 00:56:52,417 So you want us to bail you out now? Nice. 812 00:56:52,419 --> 00:56:54,285 I didn't mean for this to happen. 813 00:56:54,287 --> 00:56:57,587 I just came out here to find my family. I'm sorry. 814 00:56:57,589 --> 00:57:00,424 Sorry isn't going to unburn down our forest! 815 00:57:00,426 --> 00:57:04,429 If I could take it back, I would. But I can't. 816 00:57:04,431 --> 00:57:06,764 Please, guys, I need your help. 817 00:57:06,766 --> 00:57:09,199 When animals go up against humans, 818 00:57:09,201 --> 00:57:11,101 humans always win. 819 00:57:11,103 --> 00:57:14,173 I'm not gonna end up a bearskin rug. 820 00:57:14,175 --> 00:57:16,843 What would Bigfoot do if you were in trouble? 821 00:57:16,845 --> 00:57:18,477 Would he just walk away? 822 00:57:18,479 --> 00:57:21,013 Sometimes doing the right thing is hard. 823 00:57:21,015 --> 00:57:24,082 I'm not going to tell you it won't be dangerous. 824 00:57:24,084 --> 00:57:26,954 But the only way we stand a chance is if we work together. 825 00:57:26,956 --> 00:57:29,826 Please, Bigfoot needs your help. 826 00:57:31,494 --> 00:57:34,860 The kid's right. Bigfoot needs us. 827 00:57:34,862 --> 00:57:37,499 I agree with them, I'm in. 828 00:57:37,501 --> 00:57:40,033 All right then, we're in. 829 00:57:40,035 --> 00:57:42,870 Whoa, wait, we're not even going to discuss it? 830 00:57:42,872 --> 00:57:47,175 I was going to say "in" too, you just said it first. 831 00:57:47,177 --> 00:57:49,178 What do you say, Wilbur? 832 00:57:51,681 --> 00:57:53,516 Okay. 833 00:57:53,518 --> 00:57:55,453 Let's do it for Bigfoot. 834 00:58:12,604 --> 00:58:15,172 I could watch that all day. 835 00:58:15,174 --> 00:58:16,973 It's incredible. 836 00:58:16,975 --> 00:58:20,877 The structure of the hair is different at the molecular level. 837 00:58:23,216 --> 00:58:25,584 It's awake. 838 00:58:25,586 --> 00:58:28,320 Good morning, my dear beast. 839 00:58:28,322 --> 00:58:32,157 Or should I say... Doctor Harrison? 840 00:58:32,159 --> 00:58:34,092 Let me go! 841 00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:35,697 Calm down. 842 00:58:39,033 --> 00:58:40,567 Or not. 843 00:58:40,569 --> 00:58:41,804 Get back! 844 00:58:43,738 --> 00:58:45,904 No, no, no. There's no need for that. 845 00:58:45,906 --> 00:58:49,609 Do you have any idea what that thing costs? 846 00:58:49,611 --> 00:58:52,278 I'm sure we've got another one. 847 00:58:52,280 --> 00:58:55,615 The benefits of being rich. 848 00:58:55,617 --> 00:58:59,154 This thing here, I have no idea what it is. 849 00:59:02,225 --> 00:59:04,792 But we'll replace it too. 850 00:59:04,794 --> 00:59:08,263 The only thing of value here is our new friend. 851 00:59:08,265 --> 00:59:10,464 You'll never get what you want from me. 852 00:59:10,466 --> 00:59:13,301 I'll fight you every step of the way. 853 00:59:13,303 --> 00:59:15,472 No, you won't. 854 00:59:15,474 --> 00:59:17,273 You want to know how I know? 855 00:59:17,275 --> 00:59:19,277 Your family is still out there. 856 00:59:20,344 --> 00:59:22,112 Leave them out of this. 857 00:59:22,114 --> 00:59:24,079 Happily. I have no use for them. 858 00:59:24,081 --> 00:59:26,450 But if you make life hard for us, 859 00:59:26,452 --> 00:59:29,319 we can make life very hard for them. 860 00:59:29,321 --> 00:59:32,723 That said, if you cooperate... 861 00:59:32,725 --> 00:59:35,926 I promise to take good care of your family. 862 00:59:35,928 --> 00:59:38,932 So, Mr. Bigfoot, what will it be? 863 00:59:45,471 --> 00:59:47,938 Well, guys, it looks like we're going to have to hitch a ride. 864 00:59:47,940 --> 00:59:49,007 Got it. 865 00:59:51,579 --> 00:59:53,979 - What? - More of a covert ride. 866 00:59:53,981 --> 00:59:56,783 Got it. 867 00:59:56,785 --> 01:00:00,352 Okay, we'll wait for the last trailer in the convoy. Everyone ready? 868 01:00:00,354 --> 01:00:01,653 I was born ready. 869 01:00:01,655 --> 01:00:03,455 Actually, I was born a few weeks early. 870 01:00:03,457 --> 01:00:04,891 I needed a lot of help to get started... 871 01:00:04,893 --> 01:00:06,527 - Shut up. - Will you shut up? 872 01:00:06,529 --> 01:00:07,826 - Shut up. - Yeah. 873 01:00:07,828 --> 01:00:08,995 What? 874 01:00:08,997 --> 01:00:11,330 Okay, guys, it's now or never. 875 01:00:11,332 --> 01:00:13,232 Are you sure about this? 876 01:00:13,234 --> 01:00:14,336 Now. 877 01:00:17,874 --> 01:00:20,077 This is nuts. Whoa! 878 01:00:22,211 --> 01:00:23,213 Whoa! 879 01:00:30,654 --> 01:00:32,522 Wait! Hold on! 880 01:00:33,055 --> 01:00:34,355 Wilbur! Run! 881 01:00:34,357 --> 01:00:36,060 What do you think I'm doing? 882 01:00:45,202 --> 01:00:47,202 Whoa, what was that? 883 01:00:47,204 --> 01:00:48,470 Why you don't y'all go check it out? 884 01:00:48,472 --> 01:00:51,207 Aw, why do I have to go? I'm covered in latte! 885 01:00:51,209 --> 01:00:54,044 You're drinking a latte? 886 01:00:54,046 --> 01:00:55,548 What's wrong with that? 887 01:00:56,749 --> 01:00:59,051 Fine. Let's both go. 888 01:01:03,523 --> 01:01:05,760 All right, let's roll. 889 01:01:12,465 --> 01:01:15,801 Hang on tight, guys. This is going to be a long ride. 890 01:01:15,803 --> 01:01:18,572 Check out Steve. He's loving it. 891 01:01:22,943 --> 01:01:26,111 This is amazing. 892 01:01:27,382 --> 01:01:28,750 He probably got tired of pecking for a living. 893 01:01:31,085 --> 01:01:33,119 I've extracted the bigfoot DNA 894 01:01:33,121 --> 01:01:35,088 and spliced it into the sequence. 895 01:01:35,090 --> 01:01:36,922 So what are you waiting for? 896 01:01:36,924 --> 01:01:39,794 This needs to be tested immediately. 897 01:01:39,796 --> 01:01:41,431 Send in the intern. 898 01:01:44,367 --> 01:01:46,734 Dr. Billingsley? Hi. 899 01:01:46,736 --> 01:01:48,903 I... I don't mean to bother you, 900 01:01:48,905 --> 01:01:52,440 but I really need you to sign my time sheet... 901 01:01:52,442 --> 01:01:54,409 No, not again! 902 01:01:54,411 --> 01:02:00,148 Ouch! I need to really call my academic adviser. 903 01:02:04,590 --> 01:02:07,356 What's going on? 904 01:02:07,358 --> 01:02:10,662 My hair, it's growing. 905 01:02:19,171 --> 01:02:20,937 Incredible! 906 01:02:20,939 --> 01:02:24,141 It will be, but I'm still fine-tuning the genetic sequence. 907 01:02:24,143 --> 01:02:27,144 We're close, but I need more time with Bigfoot. 908 01:02:27,146 --> 01:02:29,313 We're closer than we've ever been. 909 01:02:29,315 --> 01:02:31,282 I want you working around the clock. 910 01:02:31,284 --> 01:02:35,355 Nobody rests and nobody goes home until we've cracked this thing. 911 01:02:36,123 --> 01:02:38,191 Sir? 912 01:02:47,336 --> 01:02:49,768 Greg. Gerry. What's new with you guys? 913 01:02:49,770 --> 01:02:51,704 This guy drinks lattes. 914 01:02:51,706 --> 01:02:54,708 Come on. You promised to let it go. 915 01:02:54,710 --> 01:02:56,879 Well, lah-di-dah. 916 01:03:08,926 --> 01:03:11,526 Are you kidding me? 917 01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:18,701 How are we going to find him? This place is gigantic! 918 01:03:18,703 --> 01:03:20,938 Shh. Let me concentrate. 919 01:03:35,186 --> 01:03:38,354 How much time do you need to finish sequencing his DNA? 920 01:03:38,356 --> 01:03:40,092 The ongoing mutations are... 921 01:03:42,161 --> 01:03:44,996 I can't see him. We've got to get closer. 922 01:03:44,998 --> 01:03:46,998 Steve, take out those security cameras. 923 01:03:47,000 --> 01:03:48,065 I'm on it. 924 01:03:48,067 --> 01:03:50,270 Everyone else, come with me. 925 01:04:04,618 --> 01:04:06,321 Piece of junk! 926 01:04:31,482 --> 01:04:33,181 Sir? 927 01:04:33,183 --> 01:04:35,484 Yeah, tech support? There's something wrong with the system here. 928 01:04:35,486 --> 01:04:37,384 All the monitors are on the fritz. 929 01:04:37,386 --> 01:04:39,989 Have you checked if they are all plugged in? 930 01:04:39,991 --> 01:04:41,425 Of course they're plugged in! 931 01:04:42,893 --> 01:04:44,626 What do you say we smash it down? 932 01:04:44,628 --> 01:04:46,662 Stealth all the way. 933 01:04:46,664 --> 01:04:50,932 Step aside, kid. Let a professional show you how it's done. 934 01:04:50,934 --> 01:04:52,435 Where'd you get that mask? 935 01:04:52,437 --> 01:04:55,504 Girl, there's a lot you don't know about me. 936 01:04:55,506 --> 01:04:59,444 Lick, stick, and cut. 937 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:05,119 Shoot. 938 01:05:09,688 --> 01:05:13,356 We've got a perimeter breach! 939 01:05:13,358 --> 01:05:17,229 The wrong thing to do here would be to start pointing fingers. 940 01:05:17,231 --> 01:05:19,832 Careful... Careful... There's broken glass everywhere. 941 01:05:19,834 --> 01:05:22,033 This is standard troubleshooting procedure. 942 01:05:22,035 --> 01:05:24,836 Ninety percent of the time, something is unplugged. 943 01:05:24,838 --> 01:05:28,741 Like I said, everything is plugged in! 944 01:05:33,681 --> 01:05:36,982 Help! Tech support! Get down here right now! 945 01:05:36,984 --> 01:05:40,423 I'm so sorry, sir, I am in India. There is nothing I can do. 946 01:05:44,860 --> 01:05:47,160 Have I been helpful for you today? 947 01:05:47,162 --> 01:05:49,065 Would you be willing to take a short survey? 948 01:05:50,832 --> 01:05:51,868 There he is. 949 01:05:53,837 --> 01:05:55,636 We'll have to go through that door. 950 01:05:55,638 --> 01:05:57,107 Watch out, Wilbur, they're coming in! 951 01:05:59,676 --> 01:06:01,476 Don't worry. I got it. 952 01:06:01,478 --> 01:06:04,680 What are we gonna do? How do we get out of here? 953 01:06:04,682 --> 01:06:06,816 Check the lockers for anything we can use. 954 01:06:06,818 --> 01:06:08,383 Take whatever you can carry. 955 01:06:08,385 --> 01:06:10,889 I need more men. Get them down here now! 956 01:06:12,858 --> 01:06:16,093 Jackpot! Does it make me look cool? 957 01:06:16,095 --> 01:06:19,397 Hey, no fair! I want the flare gun! Me, me, me me, me! 958 01:06:19,399 --> 01:06:20,732 Fine, take it. 959 01:06:26,872 --> 01:06:28,576 What? 960 01:06:33,813 --> 01:06:34,979 What? 961 01:06:34,981 --> 01:06:37,317 Maybe we should try something else. 962 01:06:38,784 --> 01:06:40,752 Yeah, that's more like it! 963 01:06:42,122 --> 01:06:44,992 Watch where you're swinging that thing! 964 01:06:47,694 --> 01:06:48,893 On three. 965 01:06:48,895 --> 01:06:50,796 Okay, guys. It's now or never. 966 01:06:50,798 --> 01:06:52,065 Okay. 967 01:06:52,067 --> 01:06:53,235 One... 968 01:06:53,969 --> 01:06:55,402 Two... 969 01:06:56,904 --> 01:06:57,906 Three! 970 01:07:02,043 --> 01:07:03,011 Fire. Fire! 971 01:07:05,749 --> 01:07:07,684 Keep firing! Keep...! 972 01:07:14,423 --> 01:07:15,991 Gotcha, you little weasel. 973 01:07:15,993 --> 01:07:18,529 Why don't you pick on somebody your own size? 974 01:07:22,632 --> 01:07:25,034 Bring it on, suckers! 975 01:07:28,773 --> 01:07:29,741 Ha! 976 01:07:35,713 --> 01:07:36,715 No! 977 01:07:37,548 --> 01:07:39,817 Get your hands off him. 978 01:07:47,092 --> 01:07:48,792 What now? 979 01:07:48,794 --> 01:07:52,465 I'll deal with them. You go find your dad. Go, Adam, go. 980 01:08:03,342 --> 01:08:04,378 Over there. 981 01:08:26,869 --> 01:08:27,870 Come on, Captain! 982 01:08:34,743 --> 01:08:35,745 Over there! 983 01:08:44,255 --> 01:08:46,089 Whoa, get off me. 984 01:08:51,362 --> 01:08:54,096 Hey, Wilbur, get me up there! 985 01:08:54,098 --> 01:08:56,767 My pleasure. Whoa! 986 01:08:59,704 --> 01:09:02,140 Yee haw! 987 01:09:11,183 --> 01:09:12,582 Whoo-hoo! 988 01:09:13,785 --> 01:09:14,885 - Don't move! - What? 989 01:09:14,887 --> 01:09:16,019 You're under arrest. 990 01:09:16,021 --> 01:09:17,824 Y'all got to read me my rights. 991 01:09:21,329 --> 01:09:23,328 That is one tough bear. 992 01:09:36,178 --> 01:09:37,444 Dad! 993 01:09:37,446 --> 01:09:39,078 Adam, how did you get in here? 994 01:09:39,080 --> 01:09:42,349 Long story, but don't worry, I am here to get you out. 995 01:09:42,351 --> 01:09:44,018 It's going to be okay, Adam. 996 01:09:44,020 --> 01:09:45,286 What are you doing? 997 01:09:45,288 --> 01:09:47,621 Everything I did was to keep you safe. 998 01:09:47,623 --> 01:09:50,790 Not a day went by that I didn't wish I was in your life. 999 01:09:50,792 --> 01:09:52,594 We've got to hurry. Come on! 1000 01:09:52,596 --> 01:09:54,796 I need you to believe that. 1001 01:09:54,798 --> 01:09:57,098 You've been a naughty, naughty boy, Adam. 1002 01:09:57,100 --> 01:09:59,801 It's very lucky your father is a friend of mine, 1003 01:09:59,803 --> 01:10:02,770 and friends forgive and forget. 1004 01:10:02,772 --> 01:10:04,774 You're going to have to catch us first. 1005 01:10:04,776 --> 01:10:06,176 Come on, Dad. Let's run! 1006 01:10:06,178 --> 01:10:07,676 I'm not going with you. 1007 01:10:07,678 --> 01:10:09,444 What? 1008 01:10:09,446 --> 01:10:13,449 I'm staying here. You and your mother are going to be safe. 1009 01:10:13,451 --> 01:10:15,185 It's better this way. 1010 01:10:15,187 --> 01:10:16,652 What did you do to him? 1011 01:10:16,654 --> 01:10:18,622 He's sick. You're killing him! 1012 01:10:18,624 --> 01:10:22,958 He's here under his own free will. He can leave at any time. 1013 01:10:22,960 --> 01:10:24,863 I'll be fine. Just go, Adam. 1014 01:10:25,798 --> 01:10:27,530 Don't look so surprised, 1015 01:10:27,532 --> 01:10:30,067 we're partners, your dad and I. 1016 01:10:30,069 --> 01:10:32,202 - I told you we would be. - Go on, now. 1017 01:10:32,204 --> 01:10:35,240 No! I'm not leaving without you. 1018 01:10:35,242 --> 01:10:37,342 You promised not to hurt him! 1019 01:10:37,344 --> 01:10:39,380 Treat our young guest gently. 1020 01:10:41,583 --> 01:10:44,683 It's time for Daddy to get back to work. 1021 01:10:44,685 --> 01:10:46,087 Take care of your mother. 1022 01:11:03,504 --> 01:11:07,175 I had the most beautiful dream. 1023 01:11:07,177 --> 01:11:09,510 I could take the rings off my tail 1024 01:11:09,512 --> 01:11:13,146 and link them together like a fancy magician. 1025 01:11:13,148 --> 01:11:14,882 I could be your assistant. 1026 01:11:14,884 --> 01:11:18,553 You could saw me in half, quarters, pennies, 1027 01:11:18,555 --> 01:11:19,821 whatever spare change you like... 1028 01:11:19,823 --> 01:11:22,057 Whoa, how many darts did you guys have? 1029 01:11:22,059 --> 01:11:25,593 Let's just say that I was over my limit. 1030 01:11:25,595 --> 01:11:28,763 You'll never have to worry about anything again. 1031 01:11:28,765 --> 01:11:32,438 Take it from me, you're going to love being rich. 1032 01:11:35,207 --> 01:11:40,308 Man, the kid sold us out. He took the money and ran. 1033 01:11:40,310 --> 01:11:44,215 Just think of it like he's away on a business trip, 1034 01:11:44,217 --> 01:11:46,716 working hard to provide for you. 1035 01:11:46,718 --> 01:11:49,485 Except he never comes home from this business trip. 1036 01:11:49,487 --> 01:11:53,358 Your father is a busy man. You know how it is. 1037 01:11:53,360 --> 01:11:55,926 Well, business is business, I guess. 1038 01:11:55,928 --> 01:11:57,063 That a boy. 1039 01:11:58,732 --> 01:12:01,199 Stop him! Get the boy. 1040 01:12:01,201 --> 01:12:03,404 Business is business! 1041 01:12:10,711 --> 01:12:14,312 - Don't let it get wet! - My beautiful hair! 1042 01:12:14,314 --> 01:12:16,214 My toupee! 1043 01:12:19,822 --> 01:12:26,826 Security! Security! Shut down the fire alarm in sector 4 and open the doors! 1044 01:12:26,828 --> 01:12:31,299 Security, shut down the fire alarm in sector 4. 1045 01:12:31,301 --> 01:12:32,466 What? 1046 01:12:32,468 --> 01:12:34,404 A... A fire? No. 1047 01:12:40,209 --> 01:12:42,110 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1048 01:12:42,112 --> 01:12:45,479 Please proceed to your nearest exit in an orderly manner. 1049 01:12:45,481 --> 01:12:47,783 What's wrong with that guy? 1050 01:12:47,785 --> 01:12:52,054 Security, security. Switch off the alarm right away! 1051 01:12:52,056 --> 01:12:54,156 Evacuate. Evacuate. 1052 01:12:55,594 --> 01:12:59,329 Stop it, stop it, this is a false alarm. 1053 01:12:59,331 --> 01:13:01,131 This is not a drill. 1054 01:13:01,133 --> 01:13:03,799 Please exit the facility at once. 1055 01:13:03,801 --> 01:13:05,202 What are you doing? 1056 01:13:05,204 --> 01:13:06,303 Standard procedure, sir. 1057 01:13:06,305 --> 01:13:08,675 Let me... Argh! ...go! 1058 01:13:14,447 --> 01:13:18,149 Look who's back. Mister sellout moneybags. 1059 01:13:18,151 --> 01:13:20,117 Did you really think I'd leave you here? 1060 01:13:22,588 --> 01:13:23,822 Get these cages open now. Everybody out. 1061 01:13:23,824 --> 01:13:25,990 Yeah. 1062 01:13:25,992 --> 01:13:28,029 Feel free to start with me. 1063 01:13:33,267 --> 01:13:35,902 I can't believe you're unlocking all these randoms before me! 1064 01:13:35,904 --> 01:13:37,537 Thank you, my dear. 1065 01:13:37,539 --> 01:13:40,273 Hello there, cowboy. 1066 01:13:40,275 --> 01:13:41,276 What are you in for? 1067 01:13:41,811 --> 01:13:42,911 Murder. 1068 01:13:44,245 --> 01:13:46,113 Just joking. I eat carrots. 1069 01:13:46,115 --> 01:13:48,217 You're funny. 1070 01:13:51,419 --> 01:13:53,553 Tina! Get me out of here! 1071 01:13:53,555 --> 01:13:56,426 This is not the time for fraternizing with inmates! 1072 01:13:58,828 --> 01:14:00,160 Adam, what are you doing? 1073 01:14:00,162 --> 01:14:02,196 Come on, Dad, I'm breaking you out. 1074 01:14:02,198 --> 01:14:07,169 I told you, I can't go. They'll always be after me. We'll always be hiding. 1075 01:14:07,171 --> 01:14:09,371 I don't care, as long as we're together. 1076 01:14:09,373 --> 01:14:13,875 No, I won't do that to you. I'm not leaving. 1077 01:14:13,877 --> 01:14:17,379 If you don't come with me, I'll tell them I'm a bigfoot too. 1078 01:14:17,381 --> 01:14:19,383 You can't. 1079 01:14:19,385 --> 01:14:22,352 I've got your genes, I've got your crazy hair. I've got everything they need. 1080 01:14:22,354 --> 01:14:23,419 Adam, no. 1081 01:14:23,421 --> 01:14:25,955 Either we both stay, or we both go. 1082 01:14:25,957 --> 01:14:27,691 It's up to you. 1083 01:14:27,693 --> 01:14:30,964 But I need my dad, and I'm not leaving here without you. 1084 01:14:34,299 --> 01:14:36,936 You are one stubborn kid. 1085 01:14:38,905 --> 01:14:41,708 I guess I take after my old man. 1086 01:14:45,679 --> 01:14:48,847 Where's Adam? You said he was right behind us. 1087 01:14:48,849 --> 01:14:51,182 What have you done with my son? 1088 01:14:51,184 --> 01:14:53,284 Calm down, he's on the way. 1089 01:14:53,286 --> 01:14:54,855 As soon as he gets home, we'll be out of your hair. 1090 01:14:54,857 --> 01:14:57,656 As soon as you leave, I'm calling the cops. 1091 01:14:57,658 --> 01:14:59,959 What are you gonna say? 1092 01:14:59,961 --> 01:15:02,395 "Hello, police? My husband is Bigfoot, 1093 01:15:02,397 --> 01:15:04,464 "and he's been captured in an evil conspiracy." 1094 01:15:04,466 --> 01:15:06,733 Sounds pretty crazy to me. 1095 01:15:06,735 --> 01:15:09,002 You know, someone with a story like that 1096 01:15:09,004 --> 01:15:11,138 probably isn't fit to raise a kid. 1097 01:15:11,140 --> 01:15:13,907 How dare you. You should be ashamed of yourself. 1098 01:15:13,909 --> 01:15:16,576 Listen, lady, we're just doing our jobs. 1099 01:15:18,013 --> 01:15:20,916 Now where's the can? You got a bathroom in this place? 1100 01:15:20,918 --> 01:15:23,320 No, we go in the bushes outside. 1101 01:15:24,487 --> 01:15:25,990 It's upstairs. 1102 01:15:32,996 --> 01:15:35,832 Simpson! Come into the bathroom, right now! 1103 01:15:35,834 --> 01:15:39,534 That's okay, I'll wait until you're done. 1104 01:15:39,536 --> 01:15:41,238 Would you get in here? 1105 01:15:43,474 --> 01:15:45,210 What's going on? 1106 01:15:48,813 --> 01:15:50,480 Sir, we're at the house. 1107 01:15:50,482 --> 01:15:53,048 The boy's a bigfoot. We've got the hair to prove it. 1108 01:15:53,050 --> 01:15:56,220 What? Fantastic! Change of plan, then. 1109 01:15:56,222 --> 01:15:57,890 Roger that. 1110 01:16:07,935 --> 01:16:12,037 That's not very nice. Do you treat all your guests like this? 1111 01:16:12,039 --> 01:16:14,473 Just the ones that kidnap my son. 1112 01:16:19,647 --> 01:16:22,314 Evacuate, evacuate. 1113 01:16:22,316 --> 01:16:24,851 Time to get your butts in gear. 1114 01:16:24,853 --> 01:16:27,386 Evacuate! Evacuate! 1115 01:16:31,893 --> 01:16:33,229 Follow me, buddy. 1116 01:16:36,732 --> 01:16:40,604 No more hiding. We're shutting this place down for good. 1117 01:16:59,724 --> 01:17:02,293 No! Come on. Hurry! 1118 01:17:08,133 --> 01:17:10,266 What now? 1119 01:17:10,268 --> 01:17:12,369 There's got to be another way out. 1120 01:17:12,371 --> 01:17:13,338 Dad, up there. 1121 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:17,075 Let's check it out... Follow me. 1122 01:17:22,415 --> 01:17:26,618 Adam, watch where you step. Stay close. 1123 01:17:26,620 --> 01:17:28,988 Keep on going, I'm right behind you. 1124 01:17:37,965 --> 01:17:39,000 Up there. 1125 01:17:48,444 --> 01:17:50,844 There's no way down. We're trapped. 1126 01:17:50,846 --> 01:17:52,014 No, Dad. Look. 1127 01:17:54,516 --> 01:17:55,518 - Zipline! - Zipline! 1128 01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:03,724 Aah! 1129 01:18:03,726 --> 01:18:04,727 Shoot. 1130 01:18:09,366 --> 01:18:12,337 One way in, one way out. 1131 01:18:14,404 --> 01:18:15,406 We're going home. 1132 01:18:18,407 --> 01:18:21,246 Let me go, you big oaf. 1133 01:18:22,548 --> 01:18:24,748 So what'll it be? 1134 01:18:24,750 --> 01:18:28,584 Shall we end this little charade and return you to your cell? 1135 01:18:28,586 --> 01:18:30,486 He's never going back there. 1136 01:18:31,658 --> 01:18:32,626 Dad! 1137 01:18:35,394 --> 01:18:39,464 You silly beast. You lied to me. 1138 01:18:39,466 --> 01:18:43,902 You're not so special. The boy has everything we need. 1139 01:18:43,904 --> 01:18:46,804 No, please. Leave him alone. You promised. 1140 01:18:46,806 --> 01:18:48,009 It's too late now. 1141 01:18:59,253 --> 01:19:03,021 I would've kept you both, but I only need one. 1142 01:19:03,023 --> 01:19:04,293 No, please! 1143 01:19:05,359 --> 01:19:06,361 I'm sorry, son. 1144 01:19:09,197 --> 01:19:10,198 No! 1145 01:19:14,870 --> 01:19:16,403 No. 1146 01:19:16,405 --> 01:19:18,105 Argh! You animal! 1147 01:19:18,107 --> 01:19:21,045 Really, it's you who is the animal. 1148 01:19:24,014 --> 01:19:26,414 I hate to break it to you, 1149 01:19:26,416 --> 01:19:28,583 but that's only a flare gun. 1150 01:19:28,585 --> 01:19:31,687 It won't do you any good. Now get back inside, 1151 01:19:31,689 --> 01:19:33,088 we've got work to do. 1152 01:19:33,090 --> 01:19:35,726 No, you're out of business. 1153 01:19:53,277 --> 01:19:54,512 No! 1154 01:20:21,109 --> 01:20:24,213 Don't just stand there, pull me up! 1155 01:20:29,283 --> 01:20:30,849 No! 1156 01:20:32,020 --> 01:20:34,323 Ooh, that must hurt. 1157 01:20:39,662 --> 01:20:40,829 Dad! 1158 01:20:41,631 --> 01:20:42,731 Dad! 1159 01:20:49,505 --> 01:20:52,476 Please, don't leave me. 1160 01:20:59,716 --> 01:21:03,054 The healing touch, it all goes with the territory. 1161 01:21:28,480 --> 01:21:32,317 Look at that! He really is a bigfoot. 1162 01:21:32,319 --> 01:21:35,187 You see, you never listen to me. I told you so! 1163 01:21:35,189 --> 01:21:36,988 Are you kidding? 1164 01:21:59,048 --> 01:22:00,015 Adam? 1165 01:22:01,050 --> 01:22:02,018 Dad? 1166 01:22:08,126 --> 01:22:10,625 For the better or for the worse, 1167 01:22:10,627 --> 01:22:12,628 it looks like you're stuck with me now. 1168 01:22:12,630 --> 01:22:15,598 You know, Dad, I'm glad to be a bigfoot. 1169 01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:17,398 Me too. 1170 01:22:17,400 --> 01:22:20,402 I don't know how you did it, but that was amazing! 1171 01:22:20,404 --> 01:22:24,107 I got to say it, kid, you're the real deal! 1172 01:22:24,109 --> 01:22:26,809 I guess I am. Whoa, watch out guys! 1173 01:22:26,811 --> 01:22:32,150 You... You should have kept your end of the bargain. 1174 01:22:33,085 --> 01:22:36,021 It did not have to end this way. 1175 01:22:42,160 --> 01:22:44,231 Nobody messes with my family. 1176 01:22:45,331 --> 01:22:47,265 My kinda woman. 1177 01:22:47,267 --> 01:22:49,301 - Mom. - Honey. 1178 01:22:51,639 --> 01:22:54,905 Hi, sweetheart. It's great to see you. 1179 01:22:54,907 --> 01:22:57,241 - No more hiding. - No more hiding. 1180 01:22:57,243 --> 01:22:58,712 Look what I found. 1181 01:23:03,416 --> 01:23:08,990 Yo, dudes, metal! Tada da da da da da, yeah! 1182 01:23:16,597 --> 01:23:18,432 My research. 1183 01:23:18,434 --> 01:23:19,901 My lab! 1184 01:23:22,606 --> 01:23:25,876 My time sheet. 1185 01:23:38,856 --> 01:23:41,824 Hey! That hurts. 1186 01:23:41,826 --> 01:23:43,895 Don't you have a snooze button? 1187 01:23:45,496 --> 01:23:48,200 You're gonna be late for school. Now get up! 1188 01:23:54,406 --> 01:23:57,008 Yeah! 1189 01:23:57,010 --> 01:23:59,746 Good mornin'! Allow me. 1190 01:24:01,747 --> 01:24:03,283 Oops. Sorry. 1191 01:24:05,184 --> 01:24:06,616 Good to go. 1192 01:24:06,618 --> 01:24:08,153 Ew, gross. 1193 01:24:18,031 --> 01:24:20,232 How about a bearskin rug! 1194 01:24:22,969 --> 01:24:25,007 He's so soft. 1195 01:24:33,415 --> 01:24:34,882 Hello, everyone. 1196 01:24:34,884 --> 01:24:38,385 Whoa, Trapper, that's going to give me nightmares! 1197 01:24:38,387 --> 01:24:40,654 Girls, don't listen to Uncle Adam, 1198 01:24:40,656 --> 01:24:45,093 he's just jealous of how pretty you made me look. Now who's doing my nails? 1199 01:24:45,095 --> 01:24:47,895 And you thought you were going to have boys. 1200 01:24:47,897 --> 01:24:49,597 I never said that. 1201 01:24:49,599 --> 01:24:51,935 That raccoon will never change. 1202 01:24:53,635 --> 01:24:56,036 I could get used to this. 1203 01:24:56,038 --> 01:24:58,741 I could definitely get used to this. 1204 01:24:58,743 --> 01:25:03,815 Well, get used to it. We've got a lot of breakfasts to make up for. 1205 01:25:04,315 --> 01:25:06,247 Ooh, gotta go. 1206 01:25:06,249 --> 01:25:07,782 See you guys tonight. 1207 01:25:07,784 --> 01:25:08,987 Don't forget your lunch. 1208 01:25:10,455 --> 01:25:12,421 Let me guess, meatloaf? 1209 01:25:12,423 --> 01:25:13,957 But of course. 1210 01:25:13,959 --> 01:25:17,094 New house rule. From now on, Dad does all the cooking. 1211 01:25:17,096 --> 01:25:18,929 You got a deal. 1212 01:25:18,931 --> 01:25:22,336 I, I'm not so sure... 1213 01:25:27,973 --> 01:25:32,008 Well, well, well. What do we have here? 1214 01:25:32,010 --> 01:25:34,946 Hey, Tony, what are you doing here all by yourself? 1215 01:25:34,948 --> 01:25:36,147 Where are your bros? 1216 01:25:39,118 --> 01:25:42,620 Calling in the cavalry. I guess some things never change. 1217 01:25:42,622 --> 01:25:44,455 Where have you been, mop-top? 1218 01:25:45,527 --> 01:25:47,126 You know what? I like my hair. 1219 01:25:47,128 --> 01:25:49,094 Good for you. 1220 01:25:49,096 --> 01:25:50,929 I'm serious, leave me alone. 1221 01:25:50,931 --> 01:25:53,402 We don't need to fight. You're better than this. 1222 01:25:54,802 --> 01:25:57,069 No, we're not. 1223 01:25:57,071 --> 01:25:59,840 Okay, you asked for it. 1224 01:26:01,275 --> 01:26:03,844 What are you're going to do, whistle us to death? 1225 01:26:03,846 --> 01:26:06,049 Just calling in the troops. 1226 01:26:07,815 --> 01:26:11,252 Remember, I gave you a chance to walk away. 1227 01:26:12,589 --> 01:26:15,892 Look what we have here. We're terrified! 1228 01:26:26,269 --> 01:26:27,535 Thanks, Wilbur. 1229 01:26:27,537 --> 01:26:29,271 Just doing my part. 1230 01:26:29,273 --> 01:26:32,574 Girls, Daddy is very proud of you. 1231 01:26:32,576 --> 01:26:34,212 What are you smiling about? 1232 01:26:36,547 --> 01:26:39,452 No. You didn't. Let's check them out. 1233 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:58,571 Whoa. Don't mess with these girls. 1234 01:26:58,573 --> 01:27:01,407 They take after their old man. 1235 01:27:01,409 --> 01:27:03,375 Now you better get back inside 1236 01:27:03,377 --> 01:27:06,744 before somebody reports a giant bear terrorizing kids in the city. 1237 01:27:06,746 --> 01:27:07,749 Hi, Adam. 1238 01:27:09,217 --> 01:27:10,684 Hi, there. 1239 01:27:10,686 --> 01:27:12,118 What was that all about? 1240 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,221 Well... 1241 01:27:14,223 --> 01:27:16,389 Do you want to walk to school with me? 1242 01:27:16,391 --> 01:27:17,658 I'll tell you on the way. 1243 01:27:17,660 --> 01:27:20,496 I'd love to. I thought you'd never ask. 1244 01:27:21,563 --> 01:27:23,463 Cool. 1245 01:27:25,067 --> 01:27:26,366 No, not again. 1246 01:27:26,368 --> 01:27:29,402 Whoa, what's with the feet? 1247 01:27:29,404 --> 01:27:32,740 You're really different. I like that. 1248 01:27:32,742 --> 01:27:35,847 Maybe it'd be better if I switch to sandals. 1249 01:27:37,247 --> 01:27:39,046 We better hurry, we're going to be late. 1250 01:27:39,048 --> 01:27:42,284 Slow down, we've got plenty of time. 1251 01:27:42,286 --> 01:27:44,286 I really do want to hear your story. 1252 01:27:44,288 --> 01:27:47,025 Well, where do I start? 87896

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