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Wilkerson?
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Are you following me?
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You still in love with me
like back in high school?
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I was never interested in you.
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There are a lot of reasons
guys get erections in the shower.
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Yeah.
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Just fucking with you.
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I'll see you, bud.
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Yeah, hang on, Bennett.
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What's that in the truck?
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What's in the truck?
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It's an eight track player.
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[Wilkerson] Yeah.
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Looks like the generator stolen
from Neumann's Hill.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, you know what?
I'll be honest with you.
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I was driving home, speed limit, no beers.
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And I see something,
and I think to myself,
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"That looks like that
missing Neumann's Hill generator."
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So I'm like, "I'll load that up
and take it to my good friend, Wilkerson.
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Maybe he'll get a promotion.
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Maybe he'll be mayor someday.
He's got my vote."
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Where were you last Wednesday?
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Come on, man.
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I'm serious. Where were you?
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Why not ask your mom?
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Turn around. Put your hands on the car.
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Is this 'cause I nicknamed you Milkerson?
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You ain't got boobs no more.
Maybe I helped you lose weight.
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You have the right to remain silent.
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Okay, I tell you what.
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You let me go and I'll take you
on one of them roller-coasters
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you ain't tall enough to ride. [grunts]
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Come on, man.
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Whoa.
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Hey, bud, easy.
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What? You having a shower flashback?
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[theme song playing]
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You know that most newlyweds spend
their wedding money on a honeymoon,
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not bail.
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[clicks tongue]
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Swing by Dave and Buster's.
We'll do the honeymoon now.
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We agreed to be honest with each other,
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and you get arrested
for stealing a generator?
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I didn't steal it.
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Could you care to expound on that?
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It means tell me what you did.
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So far, you've made a joke,
denied responsibility.
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Just add "Rooster did it"
and it's your perfect excuse.
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- Rooster did do it.
- Oh, my God!
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The fire was coming.
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We needed a generator.
He took one from Neumann's Hill.
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I got caught ditching it.
I was trying to keep him out of trouble.
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Oh, keep him out of trouble.
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He is newly married,
with a baby on the way.
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No, wait. That's you.
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I was trying to protect Rooster.
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First my mom and then Rooster.
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Do you see a pattern here? Where you're
keeping secrets from your wife?
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[exhales]
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Yeah.
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Do you see how it angers me?
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Yeah.
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Then fucking stop!
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God.
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You were charged with a felony.
Wilkerson said you could go to jail
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- for a couple of years!
- I ain't going to jail.
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This is my first strike.
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In Colorado.
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This year.
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Under this name.
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Ah. Great.
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Why was I worried?
I feel so much better now.
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What do you want for breakfast? Arby's?
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Okay... [sighs]
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I'll talk to Rooster. And I'll fix it.
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[exhales]
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I know you're joking,
but Arby's does serve breakfast now.
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You better fix it, 'cause...
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you're gonna be a dad.
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[exhales]
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And you don't think I know
Arby's serves breakfast now?
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Come on. I'm five months pregnant.
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I spent 20 minutes looking for a nail gun.
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Why the hell was it in a box
with the Skilsaw?
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Because when the zombies come,
those are weapons number one and two.
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It may be pointless to you,
but I wanna know where all my shit is
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when a bunch of Neumann's Hill people
come crawling all over this place.
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Hey, I didn't want them here.
That's on you.
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Not all ideas are great.
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It was your mom's idea
to have fuckin' kids.
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Yeah.
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It was your mistake
not quitting after you had me.
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Be sure to keep an eye on her workers.
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Help 'em fix the fence we pulled.
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You'll need the posthole digger,
if you can remember where you left that.
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It's by the sawhorses.
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This is all just fucking chaos.
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- What's up, Ab?
- Hey, Abby.
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Hey. Sorry I'm late.
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Had to go with Abby to an appointment.
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Oh, yeah? Did you guys get an ultrasound?
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Does the baby have his daddy's beard?
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I'm gonna go fix the fence I cut.
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Put this back in the right place.
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Yeah, right next to the Skilsaw.
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In case the zombies come.
[imitates shooting]
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I hate you both.
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He's in a bad mood 'cause
he accidentally bought some turkey bacon.
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That led to a whole rant about how,
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if the liberals can get to bacon,
they can get to anything.
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Know where I really was all morning?
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Let me guess.
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Sephora having an anniversary sale?
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That's in January, you dick.
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I got arrested
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for trying to ditch that generator.
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What?
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Why were you ditching it?
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We needed to get rid of it.
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No, we didn't.
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Even if we did, you did it all wrong, man.
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You do it piece by piece,
like a dead body.
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You put an arm in a dumpster,
a leg in a field
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and then mail the thumb to the wife.
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I got arrested
for stealing a generator that you stole.
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No, you got arrested for trying to ditch
a generator you shouldn't have touched.
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[chuckles] Okay, so this is my fault?
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Uh, yeah.
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Do you want me to take the fall
for something I didn't do?
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That's what I'm doing!
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Look, dude,
if we'd left that generator here
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and someone saw it, it'd be on me.
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But you took matters
into your own hands, so it's on you.
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Maybe now you'll learn you never do
the right thing.
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Yeah.
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- [fires nail gun]
- Hey, that's not funny.
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If I go to jail,
it'll be for a good reason.
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- [fires nail gun]
- Hey! Come on, man.
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Hey!
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- [firing nail gun]
- Dance, boy! Dance!
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Beau.
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Hey.
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I didn't think you'd be home
till tomorrow.
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You're just in time to watch Blue Bloods.
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What's the matter?
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It's gone.
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What?
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The fire. My house.
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Everything in it. It's all gone.
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Jesus.
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I got off the highway
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and everything was burnt,
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but I was sure my house
would still be there.
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I'm so sorry.
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I got to my street, and...
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and there is nothing left.
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It's like a war zone.
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What can I do?
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I don't know.
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[sighs]
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I don't know.
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[chuckles]
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All I have left
is what I took to my daughter's.
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You'll get through this.
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Mmm.
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I mean, you...
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You survived a nasty divorce,
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your daughter's drug addiction,
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having a grumpy
son of a bitch for a boyfriend.
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[chuckles]
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I don't know where to start.
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Don't worry about it.
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You don't have to fix it right now.
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And you won't have to go through it alone.
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I'm here for you...
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whatever you need.
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Thank you, Beau. That means a lot.
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- Right now, I need a fuckin' drink.
- [both chuckle]
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Hey.
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Hey.
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I've been looking for you.
What're you doing here?
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Cleaning up.
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Hey, I found a new way into the basement.
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Don't step over there. Or there.
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Or there.
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So, did you talk to Rooster?
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Yeah. He said it's my fault.
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That's it?
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He's cool with you taking the blame?
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Yep.
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You better talk to the police.
Tell 'em what happened.
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That ain't how it works.
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I got caught with the generator
in the truck that was used to steal it.
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The picture on Wilkerson's dashcam is me
grabbing it, being like...
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At least tell 'em your side of the story
and get it on the record.
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I ain't ratting out Rooster.
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If someone's gonna get in trouble,
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it should be the person
who stole the generator.
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Hey, we got each other's backs, okay?
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Do you know how many punches
he took for me?
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Do you know how many DUIs
I've gotten for him?
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In third grade, this kid Chris Franklin
was gonna kick my ass after school.
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Rooster showed up with a water gun
spray-painted black
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and scared the shit out of him.
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This isn't threatening a kid
with a gun, okay? This is serious.
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I'll take care of it.
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I can't do this. The generator, the fire,
moving back to Denver.
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Not to mention my hormones
are going crazy.
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The baby has sharp elbows.
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I am losing my shit!
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- All right, come on. Sit down.
- [sighs]
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- You can't be stressed out.
- Well...
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If you're stressed, the baby's stressed.
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You two are the most
important things in my life.
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- We'll find a way to fix this.
- How?
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- I'm not sure, but...
- Get sure, fast!
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Do you think you're the only one
with problems?
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Our house burned down. I got arrested.
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Your dad hates me. My mom's gone.
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The Broncos don't have
a fucking quarterback.
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I'm losing my shit, Ab!
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[groans]
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[inhales] That was stone.
We gotta go to urgent care.
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- What's up, Hank?
- Rooster.
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- Hey, Mary.
- Hey, Rooster. How you doing?
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Shitty.
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Aw. What's wrong?
Your beard's Instagram lose followers?
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Nope. It's still the same seven dudes.
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I'm with you till the end, brother.
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What's going on?
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Fucking Colt, man.
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I jacked a generator from Neumann's Hill.
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Colt wet his pants
and got arrested trying to ditch it.
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What?
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You don't return something
after you stole it.
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I didn't mail back my first wedding dress
to Nordstrom Rack.
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- Goddamn, you're cool.
- [chuckles] I know.
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Hey, babe, how's it going?
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Not bad. I just finished work,
trying to unwind.
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Funny.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
You want a drink, sweetie?
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On the house. Anything you want.
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From the well.
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00:14:03,009 --> 00:14:04,927
My mom would yell at me
if we give you something nicer.
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00:14:09,098 --> 00:14:13,352
But it's gotta beat that toilet hooch
you drank in prison, right?
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I'll take a beer.
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00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,944
I forgot this was your ma's place.
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00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,572
Yeah, I've drunk here since I was eight.
250
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Rooster had a DUI before he knew his ABCs.
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00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:35,958
Well, great.
It's nice to sit and drink together.
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Like the wedding. Remember we talked
to each other there, Rooster?
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Yeah, that was real fun.
254
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:52,183
It sure was.
255
00:15:04,195 --> 00:15:06,280
I should be leavin'. [groans]
256
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:12,120
Some of the guys from my biker gang
are down at the firing range, so...
257
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,251
You know, like, as their leader,
I should probably be there.
258
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:25,758
[Lisa] Great.
259
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:27,885
9:00 a.m. works.
260
00:15:29,637 --> 00:15:30,638
Hey, Colt.
261
00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:33,558
Hey.
262
00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,893
This is... wow. This is nice.
263
00:15:36,519 --> 00:15:39,772
This is like that guy, Teddy Roosevelt
from Night at the Museum's office.
264
00:15:41,065 --> 00:15:42,066
This is...
265
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:43,985
Uh...
266
00:15:44,569 --> 00:15:46,154
Thanks for meeting me.
267
00:15:46,237 --> 00:15:48,406
Of course, have a seat.
268
00:15:48,906 --> 00:15:52,785
I got suckered into buying fancy chairs,
and nobody ever sits in them.
269
00:15:55,371 --> 00:15:57,331
And now I know why. They suck.
270
00:15:59,625 --> 00:16:01,085
What can I do for you?
271
00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:03,337
Yeah...
272
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:06,716
Uh... [chuckles]
273
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:11,220
When we agreed to take your herd,
you said you'd return the favor.
274
00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:12,263
- Mmm-hmm.
- So...
275
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,599
I'm here to collect on that.
276
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:18,811
Ah, I'm sorry, is that a Civil War rifle?
277
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,062
Well, yes, it is.
278
00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,523
- Can I hold it?
- Is that the favor?
279
00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:23,441
No.
280
00:16:23,524 --> 00:16:24,525
Then, no.
281
00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:29,280
What is this favor you want?
282
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,532
Right.
283
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:35,995
Well, I'm not proud of this...
284
00:16:37,747 --> 00:16:39,916
but before the fire,
our generator crapped out.
285
00:16:42,043 --> 00:16:44,504
So I took one from one of your ranches.
286
00:16:45,338 --> 00:16:47,840
I got caught by the cops
when I tried to get rid of it.
287
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:51,677
You stole one of our generators?
288
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,095
I did.
289
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,014
I'm sorry.
290
00:16:56,265 --> 00:16:59,227
We were desperate.
We needed it for our sprinklers.
291
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,811
We thought our house would burn down.
292
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:03,689
You know that
they have generators at Walmart.
293
00:17:05,274 --> 00:17:06,108
Yeah. [chuckles]
294
00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,653
Good luck trying to get one
past one of them greeters.
295
00:17:12,240 --> 00:17:15,618
Look... I know it was stupid.
296
00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:16,953
I...
297
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:18,412
I just...
298
00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:22,875
We don't have a lot of cash lying around.
299
00:17:22,959 --> 00:17:24,043
We ain't like...
300
00:17:25,670 --> 00:17:27,255
Our microwave is cracked.
301
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:30,800
[stammering] Basically, you press start
and run to the living room.
302
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,721
Look, Colt, I didn't grow up
with a lot of money,
303
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,390
and I've known tough times,
304
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,058
- but it's no excuse...
- No, I know...
305
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,685
Ma'am, it's not an excuse.
306
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,438
I screwed up.
307
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,983
I'm really sorry.
308
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,027
I was just...
309
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,907
I was hoping maybe you'd consider
dropping the charges.
310
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:58,202
That's a pretty big ask.
311
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:00,538
I know.
312
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,335
I should've never
put you in this position.
313
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:08,087
I'm sorry.
314
00:18:08,588 --> 00:18:10,047
Where's the generator now?
315
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:13,801
The cops took it.
316
00:18:14,844 --> 00:18:16,971
You can call that Officer Wilkerson.
317
00:18:17,054 --> 00:18:19,015
He's the one that looks
like a future Walmart greeter.
318
00:18:22,935 --> 00:18:23,769
Sorry.
319
00:18:24,687 --> 00:18:25,521
Wait.
320
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:29,358
I said I owed you a favor, so...
321
00:18:30,484 --> 00:18:32,153
we'll drop the charges.
322
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:34,947
- Really?
- [clicks tongue] Well...
323
00:18:35,531 --> 00:18:38,826
I get my generator back
and everyone makes mistakes.
324
00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:41,912
Even me. I hired your brother.
325
00:18:45,291 --> 00:18:47,752
[softly] Thank you so much. I...
326
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:51,631
You have no idea what this means to me.
I'm...
327
00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:54,800
I'll send an edible arrangement
to your office.
328
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,093
The tropical ones.
329
00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:59,513
That way, you'll wake up in Colorado,
but be havin' breakfast in Jamaica.
330
00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:01,766
All right.
331
00:19:02,266 --> 00:19:04,602
You're taking our cows.
How about we call it even?
332
00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:07,355
Deal. Thank you.
333
00:19:07,438 --> 00:19:09,023
- All right.
- So much.
334
00:19:12,443 --> 00:19:13,778
Three weeks?
335
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:16,697
Well, your company policy can kiss my ass.
336
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,282
[chuckles]
337
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,912
That's why I keep a landline.
So I can hang up on people.
338
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:27,458
It's a lot more satisfying
than slapping shut my flip phone.
339
00:19:29,377 --> 00:19:31,253
It didn't go well
with the insurance company?
340
00:19:31,337 --> 00:19:33,005
No, it went great.
341
00:19:33,089 --> 00:19:36,550
Yeah, they're gonna send out
an assessor out in three weeks
342
00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:40,096
to determine whether or not my burnt-out,
vacant lot is still livable.
343
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:42,598
Well, cut 'em some slack.
344
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,892
They gotta come all the way from Bombay.
345
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:49,063
They want me to itemize what I lost.
How...
346
00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,857
How do I put a dollar value
on family photos,
347
00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:56,153
or my mom's tea set or that ashtray
my granddaughter made for me.
348
00:19:56,237 --> 00:20:00,074
That thing was so goddamn cute
I almost started smoking again.
349
00:20:00,991 --> 00:20:04,036
The important thing is you
and your family are safe.
350
00:20:05,371 --> 00:20:06,706
Had I said yesterday
351
00:20:06,789 --> 00:20:09,583
you could trade all your possessions
for your family's safety,
352
00:20:09,667 --> 00:20:11,711
- would you have done it?
- Well, of course. Who wouldn't?
353
00:20:13,045 --> 00:20:13,879
Well...
354
00:20:16,090 --> 00:20:17,383
And on top of that,
355
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,261
the hotel I picked isn't
on the insurance company's list.
356
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:22,722
I don't know
how those people sleep at night.
357
00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,099
I can tell you it's
not in the La Quinta Inn.
358
00:20:26,559 --> 00:20:30,312
I never thought I'd have to start
all over again at my age.
359
00:20:30,896 --> 00:20:33,649
- Why not stay here for a while?
- What?
360
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,359
We got room for you.
361
00:20:35,943 --> 00:20:38,237
Well, that's a very sweet offer,
Beau, but...
362
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:42,867
I don't wanna be a burden on you
and you got a lot of people around here.
363
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:44,952
Yeah, but I don't like any of them.
364
00:20:45,870 --> 00:20:49,707
This will be more than a weekend together.
Rebuilding could take months.
365
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:52,626
I think it's best if I stay
with my daughter in Arizona.
366
00:20:52,710 --> 00:20:55,629
I don't want you to be gone that long.
I'd miss you.
367
00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:57,089
I'd miss you too.
368
00:20:57,173 --> 00:21:01,010
So come here
until you get back on your feet.
369
00:21:02,136 --> 00:21:03,763
Or till you get sick of me.
370
00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,765
Where do I stay tomorrow night?
371
00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:17,902
- What are you doing?
- [Rooster] Hey.
372
00:21:18,486 --> 00:21:20,488
Oh. Uh, it's for the squirrels.
373
00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:22,865
I like when they get drunk
and run into each other.
374
00:21:23,657 --> 00:21:24,617
[chuckles]
375
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:26,368
I get it.
376
00:21:27,161 --> 00:21:29,830
I did the same thing
with my kids and cough medicine.
377
00:21:32,541 --> 00:21:33,751
[grunts]
378
00:21:35,336 --> 00:21:37,713
What's up with you? What brings you by?
379
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:46,055
Well, shit.
380
00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:48,349
I can't even sit alone in the woods
381
00:21:48,432 --> 00:21:50,434
without hot chicks
trying to make out with me.
382
00:21:50,518 --> 00:21:51,477
[chuckles]
383
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:54,188
What about Prison Nick?
384
00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,398
Yeah, well...
385
00:21:57,107 --> 00:21:59,652
After you left he bar, he was an asshole.
386
00:21:59,735 --> 00:22:01,904
I don't want to go back home
with him, so...
387
00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:03,489
here I am.
388
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,579
Yeah, okay, but a few days ago, you said
you two were trying to make it work.
389
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:13,332
Which I don't understand,
390
00:22:13,415 --> 00:22:17,086
because he kinda looks like
a methed-out Keith Urban.
391
00:22:17,169 --> 00:22:18,587
[chuckles]
392
00:22:20,798 --> 00:22:22,174
If you want me to leave,
393
00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:25,261
I'm sure I'll find another guy
in the woods, getting animals drunk.
394
00:22:27,137 --> 00:22:28,806
No, no, we can hang out.
395
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,267
But can you just...
396
00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,519
Like, why exactly was he in prison?
397
00:22:34,812 --> 00:22:35,646
Which time?
398
00:22:37,690 --> 00:22:38,566
Yeah, okay.
399
00:22:41,735 --> 00:22:45,406
- You breakin' up or...
- You really wanna talk about Nick?
400
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:47,449
I didn't come here for therapy.
401
00:22:47,533 --> 00:22:48,867
I came here to fuck.
402
00:22:50,494 --> 00:22:53,747
That is the single greatest sentence
I've heard in my entire life.
403
00:23:02,631 --> 00:23:03,716
[Colt] Hey.
404
00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,092
Good, you got my text.
405
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,095
Yeah, but I thought
we'd meet at the house,
406
00:23:08,178 --> 00:23:10,889
'cause I got five million things
to do before I go to Denver,
407
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,225
and I was hoping to leave
in the next hour.
408
00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,935
Why would you start a fire?
409
00:23:17,021 --> 00:23:18,105
What will happen?
410
00:23:20,024 --> 00:23:21,692
- So, what's up?
- Come here.
411
00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,696
All right.
412
00:23:25,779 --> 00:23:28,449
I went and I talked to Ms. Neumann.
413
00:23:29,033 --> 00:23:30,826
- Well...
- Yeah?
414
00:23:30,909 --> 00:23:31,744
Okay.
415
00:23:34,830 --> 00:23:36,081
She'll drop the charges.
416
00:23:37,041 --> 00:23:40,169
- What? Are you serious?
- Yeah.
417
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:41,712
Wait. How'd you convince her?
418
00:23:41,795 --> 00:23:43,839
I won't even be mad if you say
you slept with her.
419
00:23:46,050 --> 00:23:46,884
Well...
420
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,845
I analyzed the situation.
421
00:23:49,928 --> 00:23:51,263
I sat down with her.
422
00:23:51,347 --> 00:23:53,641
I made an intelligent argument.
423
00:23:53,724 --> 00:23:54,600
She was convinced.
424
00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,269
I thought we agreed, no more lyin'.
425
00:23:59,313 --> 00:24:00,397
I'm serious.
426
00:24:01,273 --> 00:24:02,232
We're helping her out.
427
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,193
So she helped me out.
428
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,404
I said I'd take care of it,
and, for once, I actually did.
429
00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:10,157
Colt, this is huge.
430
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,910
I didn't wanna leave
with this hanging over us.
431
00:24:13,494 --> 00:24:14,411
I got another surprise for you.
432
00:24:15,329 --> 00:24:18,374
Well, could your surprise be quitting
while you're ahead?
433
00:24:19,291 --> 00:24:24,254
Okay, remember how I didn't wanna know if
the baby's a boy or girl, but you did?
434
00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:27,299
Yeah, it was the same day
you asked the ultrasound technician
435
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:29,843
if you could get a close-up
of the baby's throwing arm.
436
00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:33,263
- [Abby chuckles]
- Okay, well...
437
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:34,890
I called the doctor,
438
00:24:34,973 --> 00:24:37,768
I asked him to write the gender
and put it in a sealed envelope,
439
00:24:38,602 --> 00:24:42,439
and then I took it to Party City.
440
00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:44,358
Oh, my God.
441
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,236
It's full of confetti.
442
00:24:47,986 --> 00:24:51,323
So, if it's blue, it's a boy.
443
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:53,784
And if it's pink, it's a girl.
444
00:24:53,867 --> 00:24:54,868
If it's another color,
445
00:24:54,952 --> 00:24:58,789
that stupid teenager taking selfies
behind the counter didn't listen at all.
446
00:25:00,374 --> 00:25:01,834
This is so sweet.
447
00:25:01,917 --> 00:25:05,254
I mean, are you sure you wanna know?
448
00:25:05,337 --> 00:25:08,215
You freaked out when you learned
Darth Vader was Luke's father.
449
00:25:11,343 --> 00:25:12,261
I wanna know.
450
00:25:13,721 --> 00:25:15,347
And I wanna do it together.
451
00:25:16,432 --> 00:25:18,851
Right here, in our new house...
452
00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:23,063
standing in our living room or kitchen.
453
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:24,857
Whatever the fuck room it is.
454
00:25:24,940 --> 00:25:26,108
[Abby laughs]
455
00:25:27,568 --> 00:25:30,362
Okay, let's do it.
456
00:25:31,321 --> 00:25:32,156
Here we go.
457
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:33,365
Ahh!
458
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:35,325
One...
459
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:37,786
- two...
- Wait!
460
00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:40,164
Jesus Christ, Ab, I'm holding a knife!
461
00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:44,626
I'm sorry. I don't know.
I think I wanna wait.
462
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:47,296
Really?
463
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:49,715
Yeah, right? I mean...
464
00:25:50,716 --> 00:25:52,092
We've come this far.
465
00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:56,054
I don't know. I feel like we'll find out
when we're supposed to.
466
00:25:57,556 --> 00:25:58,390
Are you sure?
467
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:00,434
[groans]
468
00:26:01,018 --> 00:26:02,394
Yeah, yeah, I'm sure.
469
00:26:02,478 --> 00:26:03,312
Yes.
470
00:26:05,105 --> 00:26:06,565
- Sure.
- Okay. [chuckles]
471
00:26:06,648 --> 00:26:07,775
- [Abby chuckles] Okay.
- All right.
472
00:26:07,858 --> 00:26:09,109
- All right.
- Balloon...
473
00:26:10,444 --> 00:26:11,320
be free.
474
00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,865
I hope my dad sees you
475
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,117
and thinks the government's
controlling the weather.
476
00:26:20,162 --> 00:26:21,330
I'm gonna miss you.
477
00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:24,750
I'll miss you too.
478
00:26:27,044 --> 00:26:28,045
[balloon pops]
479
00:26:28,796 --> 00:26:29,880
[Abby gasps]
480
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:32,090
- [Colt] Oh, my God.
- [laughing]
481
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,509
It's a girl!
482
00:26:34,176 --> 00:26:35,010
[laughs]
483
00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:37,429
Oh, my God.
I guess we were supposed to find out.
484
00:26:37,513 --> 00:26:38,722
I guess.
485
00:26:38,806 --> 00:26:41,517
I can't wait to braid her hair
and do her nails.
486
00:26:42,518 --> 00:26:45,270
We can dress her up as
Minnie Mouse and go to Disneyland.
487
00:26:45,354 --> 00:26:47,231
I'll finally go to Disneyland!
488
00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:48,273
Oh, my gosh!
489
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,025
- [chuckles]
- [sighs]
490
00:26:50,108 --> 00:26:51,109
I'm so excited.
491
00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,904
Even though it's not a boy?
492
00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:58,116
Yeah! She's gonna be the first
girl quarterback in the NFL!
493
00:26:58,867 --> 00:27:01,203
First girl not named Aaron Rodgers.
494
00:27:03,080 --> 00:27:05,207
- [Abby laughs]
- I love you so fucking much.
495
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:23,475
Oh, hey, Beau.
496
00:27:24,309 --> 00:27:25,227
Hey, Lisa.
497
00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,896
Here's your first month's expenses.
498
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:31,024
I wanted to deliver it in person.
499
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,278
I don't trust the government
with my mail or my money.
500
00:27:36,697 --> 00:27:39,366
I guess we're more alike than I realized.
501
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:41,577
Thank you.
502
00:27:42,160 --> 00:27:43,120
How did it go today?
503
00:27:43,662 --> 00:27:47,624
Well, I expected to spend the day
yelling at your crew.
504
00:27:47,708 --> 00:27:51,336
But I just ended up yelling
at my boys to stay out of their way.
505
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:57,426
That's what happens when you hire good
employees instead of breeding bad ones.
506
00:28:00,470 --> 00:28:05,183
Is it okay to bring the cattle tomorrow?
We should get finished by mid-morning.
507
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,101
Sure.
508
00:28:06,184 --> 00:28:08,437
But mid-morning for me is 5:00 a.m.
509
00:28:08,520 --> 00:28:09,688
So, you sleep in?
510
00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:14,443
- Thanks. See you tomorrow.
- Right.
511
00:28:14,526 --> 00:28:18,488
And tell Colt that
that thing has been taken care of.
512
00:28:18,572 --> 00:28:19,865
What thing?
513
00:28:20,449 --> 00:28:23,493
The generator thing. It never happened.
514
00:28:24,077 --> 00:28:26,622
Generator? What the hell did he do?
515
00:28:27,205 --> 00:28:31,168
Well, he didn't tell me not to mention it,
although now I'm wishing that he had.
516
00:28:34,379 --> 00:28:37,549
It's probably better
if you talk to him about it.
517
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,928
I don't talk to my friends.
Why should I talk to my son?
518
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:42,429
[chuckles softly]
519
00:28:43,263 --> 00:28:46,934
- What'd he do?
- Look, it's not a big deal.
520
00:28:48,185 --> 00:28:51,021
He borrowed one of our generators
without asking.
521
00:28:51,104 --> 00:28:52,606
He stole a generator?
522
00:28:53,190 --> 00:28:55,776
He explained to me
that you guys were in a bind.
523
00:28:55,859 --> 00:28:57,611
Jesus Christ.
524
00:28:58,987 --> 00:29:01,782
Don't worry. We're gonna drop the charges.
525
00:29:01,865 --> 00:29:03,325
- Don't.
- What?
526
00:29:03,408 --> 00:29:05,160
Don't drop the charges.
527
00:29:06,078 --> 00:29:09,289
It's time he learned
that his actions had consequences.
528
00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,042
[chuckles] Beau,
it is none of my business,
529
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:14,294
but I am willing to let this go.
530
00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:15,587
I'm not.
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