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[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
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What... Colt! Come on,
it's 1:00 in the morning.
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My roommate's gone. You scared me.
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I couldn't find my mace.
If you were a robber,
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I'd have to spray you with I
Can't Believe It's Not Butter!
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Pack your bags.
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What?
We're going to Mexico.
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[SIGHS]
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Get your swimsuit, your
sunscreen and cigarettes.
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That's like cash there.
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That's prison.
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Get in here.
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What are you talking about?
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I'm talking about just starting over.
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Ab, what's keeping us here?
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Our jobs, our family,
our friends, our lives.
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I'm talking about stuff that matters.
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Abby, this is our chance to start fresh.
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We can go anywhere.
We could do anything.
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We could be different people.
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I'll be Frank from Tuscaloosa.
You'll be Helen from Tuscaloosa.
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Um, Colt, how do I say this?
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You sound like a fucking whackjob.
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Okay? I start school tomorrow.
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I should be sleeping.
Yeah.
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What is going on?
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The pipeline fell through.
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Jesus Christ.
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Right after we bought
the Peterson ranch.
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Look, look. None of that matters.
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This is our chance to
start our life together.
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Helen from Tuscaloosa...
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roll tide!
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You always do this. You can't
keep running from your problems.
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I disagree, but we can
talk about it on the road.
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Colt, stop.
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Stop what?
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My family hates me, 'cause I
ruined their fucking lives.
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You hate me 'cause I'm not
a supportive boyfriend.
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And, to top it off, on the way
here, Waze took me on a toll road.
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I didn't have change, so I
threw Life Savers in it.
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That'll go on my record.
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If I ever get car insurance,
it'll be fucking expensive.
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Colt, come on. I...
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I don't hate you, okay?
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And your family will come around.
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And you need to get insurance.
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Come on.
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Sit down.
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[ABBY SIGHS]
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Okay. I...
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I know you're freaking out.
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I get it. A lot of shit has happened.
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But we'll figure it out.
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How?
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[SIGHS] I don't know.
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But I know the solution
isn't going to Mexico.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'm sorry for coming and
dumping this on you.
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Yeah, it is not the best time, but...
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we're a team, right?
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[COLT SIGHS]
Frank and Helen.
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Let's go to bed. We'll talk
about it in the morning.
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All right.
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Thank you.
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You're right about the car insurance.
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That's something I can fix. I'll
call The General in the morning.
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Come here.
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[ABBY CHUCKLES]
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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Hey.
Hey.
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Should you be drinking?
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I just like the feel of it in my hand.
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[MAGGIE SIGHS]
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It is quiet in here without that buzz.
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How could those be our boys?
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Would it help if I pretended
they weren't yours?
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Very much.
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They're certainly not who
I thought we raised.
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I thought they were better than this.
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You remember their first T-ball game?
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When we said if they got a hit,
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we'd buy them a snow cone?
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And they didn't get a hit, but
we bought 'em snow cones anyway?
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Pretty sure that's where
it all went wrong.
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You think if we hadn't
gone to Tastee Freez,
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we'd be talking about Doctor
Colt and Senator Rooster?
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I don't know.
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I'd never have done anything
like this to my dad.
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Nobody's defended them more than I have.
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Maybe it's time to stop looking
for what we did wrong.
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They're grown men. This is on them.
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This is a fucking mess, Mags.
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Yeah.
Two mortgages and no money.
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If we were closer to market,
we'd have a slim chance,
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but there's no way we'll keep our
heads above water through this.
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There's gotta be something we can do.
Yeah.
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Stock up on ammo for
when the bankers show up.
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So, what? You just gonna give up?
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Even if there was a miracle,
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we'll still end up leaving
the ranch to the boys.
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What's the point?
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They're just gonna fuck it up.
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There's a silver lining.
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What would that be?
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Well, when that happens,
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we'll be dead.
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I gotta get some sleep.
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You gonna be all right?
Yeah, I'm fine.
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Colt always pulls this shit. Creates
a mess and I gotta clean it up.
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Know what? Fuck him.
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You know, there's two
sides to every story.
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Hey, Maria, I'll take another
round for my friend. On me.
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Like I was saying,
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fuck Colt.
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[WOMAN] You know what? I'm with Colt.
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Why don't you mind your own...
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Oh, hello.
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I'm Rooster.
I'm Megan.
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Okay, apparently we're done talkin'.
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How long have you been here?
'Bout two and a half Buds.
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Oh! You tell time by beer,
too, huh? [CHUCKLES]
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If you know what day of the week it is
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by how much Kodiak is left in your tin,
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we might be soul mates.
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[CHUCKLES]
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So, you just gonna sit there,
or will you buy me a half hour?
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My mom owns this place,
so we drink for free.
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Also, anything left in the lost
and found for 30 days, it's mine.
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Cool brag.
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Is that how you got that shirt?
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Uh, no, I used to date a girl
who works in the morgue.
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Anytime a medium-sized guy
died, she'd hook me up.
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This guy... went
hunting, froze to death.
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Another cool brag.
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So, since you're obviously new to town,
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if you want, I can show you the sights.
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We've got a... town hall
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and a Dairy Queen, where,
if you know who to ask,
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they'll sell you some firecrackers.
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And you've already seen the number
one tourist attraction in town.
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My beard.
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[LAUGHS]
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It is a pretty good beard. I'll have
to take a picture with it later.
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Later?
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Well, this day's just got a lot better.
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So, Megan, what brings you to Garrison?
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I've been protesting the pipeline.
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Seriously?
Yeah, and we actually stopped it.
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You fucked up a lot of people's
lives with that protest.
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We stopped an oil company from
fucking up the environment.
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A lot of ranchers here were
depending on that money.
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It's our land. You can't
tell us what to do with it.
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I can when it affects my planet.
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I've heard guys talk about a hot chick
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who was too annoying to hook up with.
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Never believed it until this minute.
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I'm so disappointed.
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I'll miss out on 90 seconds of passion
and two weeks of antibiotics.
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You ride a bike?
I ride a Harley.
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Fuck, we were soul mates.
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You believe that shit?
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Look who wants to hang out now.
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You okay?
Yeah, I was just...
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I'm fine.
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You sure?
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Yeah, I was just...
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thinking about the first
day of school and...
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Yeah, I get it.
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I was thinking all night.
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You were right.
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I should've never gone
behind my dad's back.
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Yeah.
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I kept hearing that voice in my head
that makes me do stupid things.
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"Colt, buy a ranch."
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"Colt, frost your tips. It'll look rad."
[CHUCKLES]
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"Colt, of course you can ride down a
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double black diamond on a garbage lid."
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You would've been fine if
there was snow on the ground.
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[BOTH CHUCKLE]
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You take chances. That's
what I love about you.
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Maybe you should've...
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let the ranch go, but...
[SCOFFS]
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You're in it now.
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Yeah.
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You know you gotta go home, right?
I know.
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All right. [GROANS]
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You gonna come with me?
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Dad might not shoot me if
you walk in the door first.
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I'm not gonna be your human shield.
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Yeah, well...
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you're too short, anyway.
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[ABBY CHUCKLES]
[GROANS]
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Thanks for being there for me.
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You wanna talk about us?
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What? No. I mean, we're good.
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You got enough on your plate without
worrying about anything else.
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Yeah.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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When will I see you again?
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What? This weekend. It's Easter.
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Ah, shit.
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Your parents are coming for dinner.
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Yeah.
Fuck, forgot I gave up cursing for Lent.
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Starting now.
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[ABBY CHUCKLES]
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It's gonna be great.
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Your parents hate you.
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My parents aren't big fans.
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It'll be more like the Last Supper.
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Didn't Jesus die after that?
Uh-huh.
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I'm messing with you. It'll be fine.
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Hey, Ab?
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Yeah?
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If any of them kids
give you trouble today,
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you send 'em my way.
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I gave up swearing,
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not hitting children.
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All right.
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Colt, wait.
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What?
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I love you.
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I love you, too.
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All right.
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[GROANS]
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Son of a biscuit.
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Mother frosted tips.
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Maggie?
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Mornin'.
What are you doing here?
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Trying to figure out if this
is coffee or motor oil.
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If it's brown and hot,
what more do you want?
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This isn't Europe.
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So, I cleaned out all the water troughs,
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replaced the mineral
blocks in the field.
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Also, found a sick yearling,
so I put her in the barn.
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Rooster was being annoying,
so I put him in there, too.
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You don't have to do this.
Yeah, I do.
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You can't work.
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And you can't hire hands.
And your sons are idiots.
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What choice do we have?
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Maggie...
No.
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I'm not gonna sit back and
watch this place die.
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So, you'll break your
back over a lost cause?
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You've spent your whole life here
and I've spent most of mine.
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I won't let you walk away.
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We've been through blizzards,
droughts, diseases.
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Eight years of Bill Clinton.
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See, you're a survivor.
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Look, Beau...
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just 'cause you don't
see a way out of this,
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doesn't mean we stop trying to find one.
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If we go down, it's not
gonna be without a fight.
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We're the fucking Bennetts.
257
00:15:52,493 --> 00:15:53,493
I'll go with you.
258
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,872
You're not going anywhere.
259
00:15:56,372 --> 00:15:58,207
You're still sitting on your ass.
260
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,792
Like Bill Clinton.
261
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,421
Thank you, Mags.
262
00:16:04,755 --> 00:16:06,132
I'll be back at 11:00.
263
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:08,134
My lunch better be ready.
264
00:16:09,427 --> 00:16:11,679
Your heart's recovering, not your hands.
265
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,645
[CHUCKLES]
266
00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:22,815
This Beretta's sure got a
little giddy-up to it.
267
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:26,277
Why are you selling it?
268
00:16:26,620 --> 00:16:28,599
What's gonna be left for the government
269
00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,840
to pry out of your cold, dead hands?
270
00:16:32,658 --> 00:16:33,910
I got no choice.
271
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,454
I'm selling everything
that isn't bolted down.
272
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,372
[DALE SIGHS]
273
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:43,878
I can't believe your boys went
behind your back that way.
274
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,499
The same kids that, one Halloween,
275
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:48,780
dressed up like little Beau Bennetts
276
00:16:48,799 --> 00:16:50,760
and wouldn't even take any candy.
277
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:53,012
They said it was a damn handout.
278
00:16:55,097 --> 00:16:58,434
Same year they beat up a kid who
was dressed like an astronaut.
279
00:16:58,450 --> 00:17:00,099
Then they told him the space program
280
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,180
is a waste of government resources.
281
00:17:02,605 --> 00:17:03,981
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
282
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,612
I'm sorry about all this.
283
00:17:09,695 --> 00:17:11,113
Yeah, hell.
284
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,197
I mean...
285
00:17:12,573 --> 00:17:15,826
The last thing your heart
needs is more stress.
286
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:17,286
My heart's fine.
287
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,832
I suppose I should thank you
for being an annoying old fart,
288
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:24,669
for pushing me to go get checked out.
289
00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:28,631
Anytime that I can be annoying
to you, it's a pleasure.
290
00:17:30,341 --> 00:17:33,135
Then you must be living
on fucking cloud nine.
291
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:37,139
How's the herd at the Peterson ranch?
292
00:17:37,223 --> 00:17:41,644
About what you'd expect for a man
who's laid up with brain cancer.
293
00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,980
Sure as hell don't look like your herd.
294
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,147
[BEAU] Yeah.
295
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,818
I appreciate you checking 'em out.
296
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:51,737
What do I owe you?
Not a thing.
297
00:17:51,821 --> 00:17:55,324
It's a new herd, so the
first inspection's free.
298
00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,610
Damn it, Dale. I'm not a charity case.
299
00:17:58,286 --> 00:18:01,122
Who said anything about
charity? Friends help friends.
300
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:06,669
I mean, it's like that time in '95,
when I jackknifed my horse trailer
301
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:09,880
and you lent me yours until
I could afford a new one.
302
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:11,500
Bad year.
303
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,968
You lost a Fifth Wheel Sundowner,
304
00:18:14,051 --> 00:18:17,305
and the Denver Broncos didn't
even make the playoffs.
305
00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:21,726
But whoopie! We got the
Colorado Avalanche.
306
00:18:23,311 --> 00:18:26,731
Because if there's one thing
better than playoff football,
307
00:18:26,814 --> 00:18:29,609
it's regular-season hockey.
308
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,572
And I like it when they
sing that "O Canada."
309
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:38,284
Charlene can play that on the Casio.
310
00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:43,873
Congratulations. You've
annoyed me once again.
311
00:18:45,541 --> 00:18:46,959
I appreciate it, Dale.
312
00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,880
Next time you try to
help me, I'll shoot you.
313
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,801
You and what guns, you
broke old bastard?
314
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:00,890
[COUNTRY SONG PLAYING OVER CAR STEREO]
315
00:19:10,820 --> 00:19:12,100
Oi.
316
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:13,778
Sorry I'm late.
317
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:17,281
I had to go to Denver to see Abby.
Got here as fast as I could.
318
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,369
Don't drink the Gatorade in the truck.
319
00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:26,207
Hey, they got a new Skoal.
320
00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:28,209
Sour apple.
321
00:19:28,292 --> 00:19:30,419
It tastes so good, I
accidentally ate some.
322
00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:34,710
Like Ma's pumpkin spice
candle all over again.
323
00:19:37,218 --> 00:19:39,470
Are you just not gonna say nothin'?
324
00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,264
Fuck you.
325
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,101
At least we're talking.
326
00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,520
What's all this?
327
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:51,065
I'm selling useless shit
that don't work no more.
328
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,148
Why don't you hop in?
329
00:19:54,110 --> 00:19:55,277
Whoa, come on.
330
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:57,940
Oh! Man...
331
00:19:58,030 --> 00:20:00,282
These are the Kitty
Cats we rode as kids.
332
00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:04,203
Remember, I'd ride around with a
Mountain Dew in a brown paper bag
333
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,205
and you'd act like a
cop and pull me over?
334
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,200
We were fortune-tellers
on that one, huh?
335
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:13,337
We done? I got shit to do.
336
00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,881
All right.
337
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,342
I'm sorry.
338
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:23,514
What do you want me to do? Keep
apologizing? Wanna hit me?
339
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,010
You want me to drink
that Gatorade bott...
340
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:28,643
[GROANS]
341
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:30,270
Apology accepted.
342
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:33,774
You gotta let me flex, man.
343
00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,270
Holy shoe.
344
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:41,530
You made me swallow
my dip, you dillhole!
345
00:20:42,867 --> 00:20:43,867
[COLE GRUNTS]
346
00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,530
Oh, hey, Dad.
347
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,458
I'm sorry I'm late. I...
I went to see Abby.
348
00:20:50,541 --> 00:20:51,792
You weren't missed.
349
00:20:53,419 --> 00:20:54,419
[DALE] All right...
350
00:20:54,462 --> 00:20:59,467
Well, I better go drain
pus out of a cow's ear.
351
00:20:59,967 --> 00:21:01,677
It'll be more fun than this.
352
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,138
Thanks for coming by, Dale.
353
00:21:04,630 --> 00:21:05,880
About that shotgun.
354
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,560
This is bingo night at the VFW.
355
00:21:09,643 --> 00:21:13,230
If I'm runnin' hot, I'll
be your huckleberry.
356
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:17,817
Dad, wait.
357
00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:25,534
Sorry about the Peterson ranch.
358
00:21:27,140 --> 00:21:29,120
Should've listened to you.
359
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:31,499
I was stupid.
360
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:33,625
I was wrong.
361
00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,216
Dad, we gotta talk this through.
362
00:21:40,620 --> 00:21:42,840
Something else you're wrong about.
363
00:21:51,560 --> 00:21:52,560
Hey, Hank.
364
00:21:54,271 --> 00:21:55,397
Hey, Mom, can I get a beer?
365
00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,900
That must be nice.
366
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:02,404
I'm working two jobs, thanks to
you, and you have time for a drink.
367
00:22:04,573 --> 00:22:06,408
I came here to talk, all right?
368
00:22:06,909 --> 00:22:09,620
If I just wanted to drink, I'd
do it in my truck, like normal.
369
00:22:10,820 --> 00:22:13,740
Oh, good. So that is normal.
370
00:22:20,005 --> 00:22:21,090
What do you want?
371
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:29,348
[SIGHS] Colt and I screwed up.
372
00:22:30,808 --> 00:22:32,017
And I'm sorry.
373
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:34,228
I know I let you down.
374
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:39,560
Especially since I'm supposed to be
the smart, good-looking, cool one.
375
00:22:41,110 --> 00:22:44,446
[SIGHS] I don't know. We
just got caught up in it.
376
00:22:44,947 --> 00:22:47,825
It's like when you're
binge-watching Fuller House.
377
00:22:48,325 --> 00:22:51,036
You know it's a bad idea, but
you get caught up in it.
378
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:55,830
You wanna find out how DJ
gets out of that mess.
379
00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,003
I don't know what to tell you.
380
00:22:59,587 --> 00:23:02,881
Your apology means shit unless
you change your behavior,
381
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,009
and I see no evidence of that.
382
00:23:05,968 --> 00:23:07,886
Every time I think about what you did,
383
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:09,972
I just...
I know.
384
00:23:11,473 --> 00:23:13,350
You're not mad, you're disappointed.
385
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,894
No, I wanna kill you in your sleep.
386
00:23:17,813 --> 00:23:20,024
I always have your back.
387
00:23:20,107 --> 00:23:24,612
But there's a breaking point, okay?
Actions have fucking consequences.
388
00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:27,781
Same thing Uncle Jesse told DJ.
389
00:23:30,284 --> 00:23:32,703
Not in those exact words.
It's a family show.
390
00:23:35,581 --> 00:23:37,082
How's this for a change?
391
00:23:38,542 --> 00:23:40,419
Let me come back and
take over this place.
392
00:23:41,128 --> 00:23:44,173
Let me be the one waking
up at 4:00 at the ranch
393
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,799
and working till 2:00 here.
394
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:48,635
Okay.
395
00:23:49,637 --> 00:23:50,679
Okay.
396
00:23:52,097 --> 00:23:53,307
So we're doing this?
397
00:23:53,390 --> 00:23:56,810
Sure. What could go wrong?
You're the smart one, right?
398
00:24:09,865 --> 00:24:11,033
This is great.
399
00:24:11,780 --> 00:24:14,859
Our Easter tradition
is eating TV dinners
400
00:24:14,860 --> 00:24:17,000
while we watch The Ten Commandments.
401
00:24:19,124 --> 00:24:20,376
Chuck always times it
402
00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:23,712
so he peels back the plastic
film off his cherry cobbler
403
00:24:23,796 --> 00:24:26,507
just as Moses parts the Red Sea.
404
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:32,221
Charlton Heston, that's who I
wanna see rise from the dead.
405
00:24:34,515 --> 00:24:38,477
I never liked Easter as a kid.
The Easter Bunny freaked me out.
406
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:41,021
He wore a vest and a tie, but no pants.
407
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:43,105
Then you have to sit on his
lap and take a picture?
408
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:44,358
Uh, no, thank you.
409
00:24:45,609 --> 00:24:47,319
A vest and a tie and no pants?
410
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:49,405
Sounds like Rooster at senior prom.
411
00:24:50,781 --> 00:24:53,742
News anchors. Coat and tie, no pants.
412
00:24:53,826 --> 00:24:55,786
You can't see what's under those desks.
413
00:24:57,538 --> 00:24:59,373
Is there more wine?
414
00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:01,959
Every Easter,
415
00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:06,170
Beau would tell the boys there were
eggs hidden all over the property.
416
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:08,859
They'd spend hours moving hay bales,
417
00:25:08,860 --> 00:25:12,000
mowing pastures, pruning bushes...
418
00:25:12,177 --> 00:25:14,054
Never found a single egg.
419
00:25:14,138 --> 00:25:16,181
But their chores were done by church.
420
00:25:18,142 --> 00:25:19,727
There were never any eggs?
421
00:25:20,728 --> 00:25:22,396
No, there was one.
422
00:25:22,479 --> 00:25:25,190
It's still out there. You
should go look for it.
423
00:25:28,277 --> 00:25:29,820
Colt, don't. There's no egg.
424
00:25:32,156 --> 00:25:34,283
Hey, y'all. Sorry I'm late.
425
00:25:35,451 --> 00:25:37,953
Mrs. Phillips, you
look lovely as always.
426
00:25:38,160 --> 00:25:41,740
Chuck, you still owe me 50
bucks from fantasy football.
427
00:25:42,060 --> 00:25:45,790
I was looking good until Aaron
Rodgers turned into Colt Bennett.
428
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:52,426
You drafted a kicker in the third
round, but, yeah, sure, pick on me.
429
00:25:53,860 --> 00:25:55,300
Where were you?
430
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,307
Over at the Petersons',
trying to fix the well.
431
00:25:58,390 --> 00:25:59,850
I think the pump is shot.
432
00:25:59,933 --> 00:26:03,520
Boy, that Peterson ranch is the
gift that keeps on giving.
433
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:05,770
What's that gonna cost me?
434
00:26:06,080 --> 00:26:08,560
I don't know. Like, eight,
nine hundred bucks?
435
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,777
God damn it.
436
00:26:09,860 --> 00:26:11,069
Beau, please.
437
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:12,321
It's fucking Easter.
438
00:26:14,580 --> 00:26:18,910
I might have a used one at the
shop. I could give you that one.
439
00:26:19,420 --> 00:26:21,990
Oh. Thank you.
440
00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,333
Appreciate the offer, Chuck, but...
441
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,126
we'll figure something out.
442
00:26:27,628 --> 00:26:30,964
Dad, what're you doing?
He wants to give us one.
443
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:32,359
It's like when you go to Denny's
444
00:26:32,360 --> 00:26:33,840
and lie and tell 'em it's your birthday
445
00:26:33,850 --> 00:26:35,427
so you get a free Grand Slam.
446
00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:41,225
We need this.
I said we're good. Drop it.
447
00:26:41,308 --> 00:26:43,602
I told you not to bring up
anything about their troubles.
448
00:26:43,685 --> 00:26:46,855
[CHUCK] I didn't. They did.
[JANICE] Now it's awkward for everyone.
449
00:26:46,939 --> 00:26:49,817
[COLT] He's offering to help.
[MAGGIE] Your dad said, "Drop it."
450
00:26:49,900 --> 00:26:52,027
It's an insult to...
[LOUDLY] I'm pregnant!
451
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:59,117
You're pregnant?
452
00:27:01,870 --> 00:27:03,372
[LAUGHS]
453
00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:05,874
Excuse me.
454
00:27:09,503 --> 00:27:10,629
[COLT CLEARS THROAT]
455
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,852
[SIGHS] I wanted to tell
you earlier, but...
456
00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:28,814
you had so much going on with
the ranch and your family.
457
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:30,816
I didn't wanna add to the stress.
458
00:27:31,942 --> 00:27:33,068
Are you kidding me?
459
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,946
This is amazing.
460
00:27:38,156 --> 00:27:41,618
Yeah, nothing like having a kid
to solve all your problems.
461
00:27:46,415 --> 00:27:50,919
Look, I know you wanted to wait until
we had our lives together, but...
462
00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:53,547
I'll never have my life together.
463
00:27:56,700 --> 00:27:58,880
That doesn't make me feel better.
464
00:28:00,637 --> 00:28:03,515
Are you... Are you really
not happy about this?
465
00:28:03,599 --> 00:28:06,059
You know I wanna have
kids with you, but...
466
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,228
I thought we'd get married first.
467
00:28:08,312 --> 00:28:09,813
You know, buy a house,
468
00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:12,649
get a cat, see if we can
keep that alive first.
469
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,945
Hey, kids are way better than cats.
470
00:28:17,029 --> 00:28:19,239
They scream so you know they're coming.
471
00:28:19,990 --> 00:28:21,533
But cats? You wake up in the mornin',
472
00:28:21,617 --> 00:28:24,828
they're sitting on your chest,
looking like they'll eat your face.
473
00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:33,420
The girl that I've been in love
with since I was 15 years old
474
00:28:33,921 --> 00:28:35,714
is pregnant with my baby.
475
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,259
This is amazing news.
476
00:28:42,095 --> 00:28:44,348
How can we afford a kid?
477
00:28:44,540 --> 00:28:46,020
Last time you went to the ATM,
478
00:28:46,060 --> 00:28:48,950
they didn't have bills small enough
for you to make a withdrawal.
479
00:28:52,022 --> 00:28:57,611
If I got $12.50 in my account, I
should be able to take out $12.50.
480
00:29:00,405 --> 00:29:02,741
How are we gonna do this? I mean...
481
00:29:02,824 --> 00:29:04,618
I leave for Denver in an hour.
482
00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:07,329
We live in different cities.
We won't be able to...
483
00:29:07,412 --> 00:29:09,748
We'll figure it out.
How do you know?
484
00:29:09,980 --> 00:29:11,700
'Cause we're Colt and Abby.
485
00:29:13,252 --> 00:29:19,132
You are the only thing in my entire life
486
00:29:19,216 --> 00:29:21,301
that I've ever gotten right.
487
00:29:31,270 --> 00:29:32,896
I ordered a baby blanket.
488
00:29:33,981 --> 00:29:35,357
[CHUCKLES]
489
00:29:36,566 --> 00:29:38,652
You did?
Yeah, it was so cute.
490
00:29:39,236 --> 00:29:42,155
It had these little polka-dotted
elephants on it. I mean...
491
00:29:42,739 --> 00:29:45,033
I love polka-dotted elephants.
492
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:49,538
We're gonna have a baby!
Fuck, yeah!
493
00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:50,664
Oh, wait. Whoa, whoa!
494
00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:52,708
Frick, yeah. [CHUCKLES]
495
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,254
Wait. It's Easter. I can
swear again. Fuck, yeah!
496
00:29:58,220 --> 00:30:01,340
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497
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,885
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