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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,950 --> 00:00:10,000 What the hell? 2 00:00:10,580 --> 00:00:13,500 You can't cancel the pipeline 'cause of some protesters. 3 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:15,500 [STAMMERS] That... No, we had a deal. 4 00:00:15,590 --> 00:00:19,550 Unfortunately, they can back out for any reason. 5 00:00:19,630 --> 00:00:21,300 The contract says that. 6 00:00:21,380 --> 00:00:23,430 Well, nobody reads the contracts. 7 00:00:24,970 --> 00:00:28,770 Why do you think I still belong to a 24 Hour Fitness in Orlando? 8 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:31,810 If you're caving to protesters, 9 00:00:31,890 --> 00:00:33,770 I'll chain Colt to a tree right now. 10 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,666 Can't you talk to somebody? 11 00:00:36,690 --> 00:00:38,400 Believe me. I tried. 12 00:00:38,480 --> 00:00:39,836 They don't care what I have to say. 13 00:00:39,860 --> 00:00:42,450 They're sending me to another project in North Dakota. 14 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,200 No. 15 00:00:44,240 --> 00:00:46,280 No, we were countin' on this. 16 00:00:46,370 --> 00:00:49,700 We used our operatin' money to buy the Peterson Ranch. 17 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:54,540 Dad's gonna kill us. And the news will kill him. 18 00:00:56,040 --> 00:00:59,960 I thought we'd die together fighting them Northside Koreans. 19 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:03,630 Guys... 20 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:07,220 I feel truly awful about this. 21 00:01:07,300 --> 00:01:09,850 I knew it. I knew we shouldn't have done it. 22 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:13,770 All... All right. Let's go talk to Peterson. 23 00:01:14,480 --> 00:01:16,640 We'll explain things, and he'll let us out of the deal. 24 00:01:16,750 --> 00:01:18,460 Pass our problem on to someone else. 25 00:01:18,480 --> 00:01:19,570 It's the American way. 26 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:24,740 I'll grab the keys. Let's go there before it's too late. 27 00:01:25,240 --> 00:01:26,240 [COLT] Fuck! 28 00:01:27,910 --> 00:01:30,040 He wanted that Peterson place bad. 29 00:01:30,050 --> 00:01:31,050 [LOUD THUD] 30 00:01:31,060 --> 00:01:32,120 [COLT] Fuck! 31 00:01:33,540 --> 00:01:35,870 He hurt his hand punching the wall. 32 00:01:37,920 --> 00:01:42,090 Look, I really am sorry. I know how awful this is. 33 00:01:42,450 --> 00:01:43,590 Yeah. 34 00:01:44,010 --> 00:01:45,260 It's not your fault. 35 00:01:47,140 --> 00:01:49,010 So, you're off to North Dakota? 36 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:52,259 Yeah, for the next four months I'll be at the 37 00:01:52,260 --> 00:01:54,640 Brown Bison Inn and Western Wear. 38 00:01:54,850 --> 00:01:58,940 I can choose between a continental breakfast or a free pair of spurs. 39 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:02,650 When do you leave? 40 00:02:03,280 --> 00:02:04,280 Tomorrow. 41 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:07,200 Shit. Yeah. 42 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:09,780 Well, we had a good run. 43 00:02:09,870 --> 00:02:11,290 Yeah, we did. 44 00:02:12,240 --> 00:02:14,330 It was, like, four days, but okay. 45 00:02:16,460 --> 00:02:18,170 You're my second longest relationship. 46 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:24,720 I'll always wonder what a Thursday with you would be like. 47 00:02:27,050 --> 00:02:28,340 I gotta get going. 48 00:02:33,350 --> 00:02:37,100 I never thought I'd say this about a guy named Rooster... 49 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:39,980 but I'll miss you. 50 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,450 Hey, Jen? Yeah? 51 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:52,990 You should go for the spurs. 52 00:02:55,750 --> 00:02:57,790 Might come in useful if you're ever back in town. 53 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:02,000 You know, for sex. 54 00:03:02,500 --> 00:03:03,750 [LAUGHS] 55 00:03:05,380 --> 00:03:06,380 Bye, Rooster. 56 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:14,810 You good? No. 57 00:03:17,930 --> 00:03:18,930 All right. 58 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:24,270 Yeah, well, Colt, I just got to Denver, okay? 59 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:26,440 I've got a ton of crap to do. 60 00:03:26,530 --> 00:03:29,150 I gotta unpack, and I just went to the store. 61 00:03:30,570 --> 00:03:32,910 I don't have time to argue with you 62 00:03:32,990 --> 00:03:35,990 about the same stuff over and over and over again. 63 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,750 I can't deal with it now. A lot is going on. 64 00:03:38,830 --> 00:03:40,330 I'll call you back later. 65 00:03:45,210 --> 00:03:47,210 [THEME SONG PLAYING] 66 00:04:35,450 --> 00:04:41,390 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 67 00:04:50,360 --> 00:04:51,450 [ROOSTER] Mr. Peterson? 68 00:04:52,070 --> 00:04:53,070 Hey. [COLT] Hey. 69 00:04:53,110 --> 00:04:54,450 Hey, boys. 70 00:04:55,030 --> 00:04:58,160 I got a bag of Big Macs here if you're hungry. 71 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:01,790 I just wanted to have some real American food 72 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:03,540 before I went to Thailand. 73 00:05:04,030 --> 00:05:05,210 Also... 74 00:05:05,670 --> 00:05:07,380 I'm really high. 75 00:05:07,460 --> 00:05:08,800 [COLT AND ROOSTER CHUCKLE] 76 00:05:09,460 --> 00:05:10,670 We're good. 77 00:05:11,170 --> 00:05:14,680 We just wanted to talk to you about buying your ranch. 78 00:05:16,180 --> 00:05:18,640 I'll never sell my ranch. 79 00:05:20,060 --> 00:05:23,140 You can take your Big Macs and get off my property. 80 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,400 Hey, Mr. Peterson, actually... 81 00:05:26,480 --> 00:05:28,190 Remember? We already bought it. 82 00:05:28,270 --> 00:05:29,270 Oh... 83 00:05:30,190 --> 00:05:31,320 That's right. 84 00:05:33,860 --> 00:05:35,610 That brain cancer weed... 85 00:05:36,110 --> 00:05:38,200 That's the top-shelf stuff. 86 00:05:38,280 --> 00:05:39,280 [COLT CHUCKLES] 87 00:05:39,950 --> 00:05:41,830 Yeah, here's the thing. We... 88 00:05:43,160 --> 00:05:46,370 We feel bad about buying this place for so much less 89 00:05:46,460 --> 00:05:48,130 than Neumann's Hill's offer. Oh. 90 00:05:48,210 --> 00:05:50,920 Yeah, that money could do you some good. 91 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:53,300 You're going to Thailand. You can... 92 00:05:54,010 --> 00:05:55,300 You can buy a monkey. 93 00:05:58,220 --> 00:05:59,720 Turn him into your monkey butler. 94 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,810 We don't wanna steal from you. 95 00:06:03,890 --> 00:06:07,020 Leave that to the hot chick that marries you right before you die. 96 00:06:07,100 --> 00:06:08,100 [ROOSTER CHUCKLES] 97 00:06:08,770 --> 00:06:11,590 P.S., if you meet her in Thailand, check under the hood. 98 00:06:11,600 --> 00:06:12,600 [COLT] Oh, yeah. 99 00:06:12,610 --> 00:06:15,240 Make sure she don't have a third leg. [COLT WHISTLES] 100 00:06:17,030 --> 00:06:18,110 [COLT] Point is... 101 00:06:18,870 --> 00:06:20,910 you should take the Neumann's Hill deal. 102 00:06:21,540 --> 00:06:22,740 That's not happening. 103 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:23,910 Well, why not? 104 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:25,960 Right after we closed our deal, 105 00:06:26,070 --> 00:06:28,500 I sent them an email declining their offer 106 00:06:28,580 --> 00:06:33,380 and calling them a bunch of soulless corporate vampire cocksuckers. 107 00:06:33,880 --> 00:06:34,880 [ROOSTER CLICKS TONGUE] 108 00:06:35,630 --> 00:06:38,510 Okay, well that screws us, but goddamn respect. 109 00:06:38,770 --> 00:06:41,470 Actually, there was a typo, 110 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,600 and I called them "cooksuckers." 111 00:06:46,060 --> 00:06:48,140 Always proofread, boys. 112 00:06:49,600 --> 00:06:50,810 [ROOSTER SIGHS] Oh, man. 113 00:06:50,900 --> 00:06:52,020 [COLT] Mr. Peterson... 114 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:54,990 I'll level with you. 115 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,110 The pipeline fell through. 116 00:07:01,370 --> 00:07:03,160 We don't have the money to buy this place. 117 00:07:04,040 --> 00:07:06,540 Oh, Christ, I'm sorry. 118 00:07:08,750 --> 00:07:10,170 That's like on Wheel. 119 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:15,170 When you win a trip to Tahiti, and the next spin is "bankrupt." 120 00:07:15,960 --> 00:07:18,590 Sajak's sitting in the corner, smiling. 121 00:07:18,680 --> 00:07:21,640 That smug piece of shit. 122 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,930 Our backs are up against the wall here, Mr. Peterson. 123 00:07:28,020 --> 00:07:29,220 We gotta get out of this deal. 124 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:31,980 I'd love to help you out, boys, 125 00:07:32,730 --> 00:07:35,480 but I already told my son I'd help him buy a house. 126 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:38,780 And I started a college fund for my grandson. 127 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,160 Although, college may be a reach. 128 00:07:41,990 --> 00:07:43,950 Yeah, they got a paste-eater. 129 00:07:45,870 --> 00:07:49,120 All right, well, that's the final nail in our coffin. 130 00:07:49,660 --> 00:07:51,250 [SNAPS FINGERS] That reminds me. 131 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:53,590 I gotta buy a coffin. 132 00:07:54,960 --> 00:07:55,960 Hey! 133 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:59,090 Why don't you two just sell it to Neumann's Hill? 134 00:08:01,590 --> 00:08:02,710 Why didn't we think of that? 135 00:08:03,470 --> 00:08:06,680 Maybe we was too busy thinking 'bout that monkey butler. 136 00:08:08,310 --> 00:08:09,750 You still got your old boss' number? 137 00:08:09,810 --> 00:08:10,810 Rich? 138 00:08:11,350 --> 00:08:14,480 I mean, last time I saw him he called me a terrible employee, 139 00:08:14,560 --> 00:08:16,980 and I smashed his phone into the wall. 140 00:08:17,070 --> 00:08:19,351 But I never called him a cocksucker. I'll give him a call. 141 00:08:20,820 --> 00:08:22,820 Thank you. Yeah, thank you. 142 00:08:22,910 --> 00:08:24,160 Good luck, boys. Yeah. 143 00:08:24,240 --> 00:08:28,910 By the way, I'll give you 20 bucks for your McDonald's. 144 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:31,950 Actually, these are... That's fair. We'll take it. 145 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:42,760 You okay over there? You haven't said much, even for you. 146 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:45,180 Just enjoying the beautiful scenery. 147 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,560 Okay, well, that's fucking weird. 148 00:08:51,060 --> 00:08:53,980 Gotta admit, I'm not a big fan of the Kiwanis Club, 149 00:08:54,060 --> 00:08:57,900 but they've done a bang-up job adopting this highway. 150 00:08:59,900 --> 00:09:03,150 How high are you on a scale from one to Willie Nelson? 151 00:09:05,410 --> 00:09:06,990 It's not the pills, Joanne. 152 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,870 When I closed my eyes for that operation, 153 00:09:09,950 --> 00:09:12,460 I didn't know if I'd ever open them again. 154 00:09:13,420 --> 00:09:15,960 And I feel like I got a second chance. 155 00:09:18,130 --> 00:09:21,130 Maybe the reason for that is to spend it with you. 156 00:09:23,300 --> 00:09:24,820 Waiting for you to get out of surgery 157 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,049 was the longest three hours of my life. 158 00:09:27,050 --> 00:09:29,470 Hell, I appreciate you being there for me. 159 00:09:30,930 --> 00:09:32,879 And now that I've got this second chance, 160 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:36,380 I'm done worrying about the little stuff. 161 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:40,610 That's probably what put me in the hospital in the first place. 162 00:09:40,690 --> 00:09:41,690 That and... 163 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:44,270 the only time your mouth wasn't full of steak 164 00:09:44,280 --> 00:09:46,360 was when you'd dump whisky in it. 165 00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,999 See, that little joke there is a 166 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,220 thing that I'm not gonna let bother me. 167 00:09:53,580 --> 00:09:56,370 I guess with this new attitude of yours... 168 00:09:57,290 --> 00:10:00,210 I guess you're okay with me driving you home in this Chevy? 169 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:02,760 [JOANNE CHUCKLES] 170 00:10:02,800 --> 00:10:05,010 Ride's so smooth, 171 00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:08,640 I can see why Don McLean drove one of these to the levee. 172 00:10:12,570 --> 00:10:15,379 Abby, just 'cause I don't want you moving 173 00:10:15,380 --> 00:10:17,720 to Denver don't mean I'm not supportive. 174 00:10:17,730 --> 00:10:19,770 I shouldn't have to apologize for that. 175 00:10:21,770 --> 00:10:23,440 Fine, I'm sorry. 176 00:10:24,940 --> 00:10:26,200 [MOUTHING] I'm not sorry. 177 00:10:28,990 --> 00:10:31,030 Well, I'm glad you're sorry, too. 178 00:10:31,120 --> 00:10:33,180 We'll talk about this more when you're done with school 179 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,870 and you got a better attitude. 180 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,000 When'd she hang up? 181 00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:40,960 Right after I apologized. 182 00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:45,010 [ROOSTER] All right, there's Rich. 183 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:46,550 He's the last shot, so be cool. 184 00:10:46,630 --> 00:10:49,140 How you wanna play this? Good cop, bad cop? 185 00:10:49,390 --> 00:10:51,320 How 'bout good cop, shut-the-fuck-up cop? 186 00:10:53,350 --> 00:10:56,270 Hey! What's up, Rich? You're lookin' good, man. 187 00:10:56,350 --> 00:10:58,100 Nice jacket. How do I get one? 188 00:10:58,190 --> 00:10:59,790 You don't get fired from Neumann's Hill. 189 00:10:59,810 --> 00:11:00,810 [CHUCKLES] 190 00:11:01,210 --> 00:11:03,980 Remember my brother? Of course. Good to see you again. 191 00:11:04,070 --> 00:11:05,900 Get outta here with this. I'm a hugger. 192 00:11:07,740 --> 00:11:09,240 Okay, okay. 193 00:11:09,740 --> 00:11:11,740 Jiminy Christmas, you smell good. 194 00:11:12,870 --> 00:11:15,700 What's that? What is that? Old Spice Bearglove? 195 00:11:17,000 --> 00:11:18,500 Ah! Good call. 196 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:21,790 What you got goin' on? I got a hint of mango shampoo. 197 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:25,630 It's mango coconut. Mmm. 198 00:11:27,290 --> 00:11:30,550 It's subtle. That coconut will hit you on the drive home. 199 00:11:31,770 --> 00:11:35,810 In case you guys were wondering, sweat, Budweiser, and KFC. 200 00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:38,520 [COLT] Let's sit. 201 00:11:40,020 --> 00:11:44,400 So, what is this business proposition that is "better than a blewjob"? 202 00:11:47,110 --> 00:11:48,860 Dude! You didn't proofread. 203 00:11:51,700 --> 00:11:53,280 All right, look, Rich, 204 00:11:53,370 --> 00:11:56,450 we know Neumann's Hill wants to buy the Peterson Ranch. 205 00:11:56,540 --> 00:11:59,120 Yeah, until some asshole bought it from underneath us. 206 00:11:59,210 --> 00:12:02,210 Rich, you're looking straight at that asshole. 207 00:12:04,850 --> 00:12:06,300 So you guys bought it? 208 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:08,300 [COLT AND ROOSTER CHUCKLE] 209 00:12:10,380 --> 00:12:12,760 Why do you wanna sell it the next day? 210 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:15,350 Everyone knows Peterson hates you guys. 211 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:16,680 He sold it to us super cheap. 212 00:12:16,910 --> 00:12:19,100 We don't have time to run two ranches. 213 00:12:19,180 --> 00:12:24,020 We're, like, investors, you know? Like Mark Cuban or Scrooge McDuck. 214 00:12:26,070 --> 00:12:27,320 Scrooge McDuck? 215 00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:30,610 He's got a room full of gold, Rich. 216 00:12:31,860 --> 00:12:32,860 Do you? 217 00:12:33,990 --> 00:12:36,530 We ain't looking to gouge you here. 218 00:12:36,620 --> 00:12:40,200 So, why not just offer us what you was offerin' Peterson? 219 00:12:41,660 --> 00:12:44,630 Throw in a few of those jackets. Everyone's happy. 220 00:12:45,210 --> 00:12:46,759 Guys, they wanted it last week. 221 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:48,299 I don't see why they wouldn't want it now. 222 00:12:48,300 --> 00:12:49,736 [COLT] All right. All right, well... 223 00:12:49,760 --> 00:12:51,320 Talk to 'em, let us know what they say. 224 00:12:51,340 --> 00:12:54,840 And then, if we buy the place, you can come back and run it for us. 225 00:12:56,010 --> 00:12:59,160 That's cool, but I got a good job right now, so... 226 00:12:59,170 --> 00:13:00,170 Wait. 227 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:01,820 You think I'm serious. [COLT CHUCKLES] 228 00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:09,400 Do you know what is wrong with this guy? [LAUGHING AND STAMMERING] 229 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,420 He's... 230 00:13:10,430 --> 00:13:11,430 He's an idiot. 231 00:13:11,440 --> 00:13:13,110 I don't know what... Yeah! 232 00:13:13,200 --> 00:13:16,450 We're still friends, right? We got that Bearglove love. 233 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:18,580 [COLT CHUCKLES] 234 00:13:20,450 --> 00:13:21,700 [COLT] This is good. Yeah. 235 00:13:21,790 --> 00:13:23,580 This is really good. 236 00:13:23,670 --> 00:13:26,290 My head don't just smell good. It thinks good. 237 00:13:26,880 --> 00:13:28,840 Yeah, your head thinks real good. 238 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:31,590 Best part, when we tell Dad, 239 00:13:31,670 --> 00:13:33,950 he can't get pissed, 'cause we already solved the problem. 240 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,510 [COLT] Whoa. Whoa. 241 00:13:35,590 --> 00:13:37,970 We ain't sayin' nothin' till the deal closes. 242 00:13:38,050 --> 00:13:41,220 We gotta tell him about the pipeline. He'll see it in the paper. 243 00:13:41,610 --> 00:13:44,890 It's not a report card, where we can turn every letter into a C. 244 00:13:46,400 --> 00:13:47,440 [COLT] All right. 245 00:13:49,610 --> 00:13:52,360 We tell him about the pipeline, but nothin' else. 246 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,820 You know, the man just had a heart attack. 247 00:13:54,900 --> 00:13:56,160 Yeah, okay. 248 00:13:56,240 --> 00:13:57,820 We're not lying to him. 249 00:13:57,910 --> 00:14:00,280 We're looking out for him. That's right. Man... 250 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,370 we are such good people. 251 00:14:08,130 --> 00:14:10,170 Another beer and a shot, and I'll race you home. 252 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:11,250 All right. 253 00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:15,880 If you guys ever need it, 254 00:14:16,090 --> 00:14:17,970 I'm an Uber driver now. 255 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,190 All right, doctor said no more red meat. 256 00:14:26,270 --> 00:14:27,900 Don't throw those steaks away! 257 00:14:27,980 --> 00:14:29,730 I'm not. I'm taking 'em. 258 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:32,920 Hey. 259 00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:34,190 Hey. Hey. 260 00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:35,320 How was the ride home? 261 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,820 It was great. 262 00:14:38,750 --> 00:14:40,530 Okay, that's fucking weird. 263 00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:44,250 Yeah, he's a new man. 264 00:14:44,330 --> 00:14:47,830 My granddaughter left some Pop Rocks in the truck and he ate 'em. 265 00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,710 They were tingly. 266 00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:56,510 I gotta get back to my shift at the Cracker Barrel. 267 00:14:56,570 --> 00:14:57,580 He's all yours. 268 00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:59,800 Doctor says not to let him get riled up. 269 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:01,800 Got it. So no Anderson Cooper. 270 00:15:03,630 --> 00:15:04,770 Bye, guys. 271 00:15:05,180 --> 00:15:06,310 Bye. Bye. 272 00:15:09,060 --> 00:15:10,310 You wanna watch TV? 273 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:12,820 I can put a John Wayne movie on for you. 274 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:15,230 Or we could just sit and talk. 275 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:19,200 Wow. 276 00:15:19,280 --> 00:15:22,700 You've turned into the guy I always wanted you to be and I hate it. 277 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,950 You always said I was such an asshole. 278 00:15:28,120 --> 00:15:29,170 Well, you were. 279 00:15:29,250 --> 00:15:30,290 But I liked it. 280 00:15:30,790 --> 00:15:33,210 It got us out of a lot of boring parties. 281 00:15:34,550 --> 00:15:37,050 [IMITATING BEAU] "This party sucks. We're leavin'." 282 00:15:38,970 --> 00:15:42,890 Yeah, your sister never forgave me for doing that at her wedding. 283 00:15:47,020 --> 00:15:48,680 [COLT] There he is! 284 00:15:48,770 --> 00:15:49,890 [ROOSTER] Hey. 285 00:15:49,980 --> 00:15:51,600 Holy shit. Are you smilin'? 286 00:15:52,980 --> 00:15:55,730 Can't a dad just be happy to see his sons? 287 00:15:57,110 --> 00:15:58,570 Yeah, but not our dad. 288 00:16:01,030 --> 00:16:02,120 How are you feelin', Pops? 289 00:16:02,350 --> 00:16:04,830 Every day above ground is a good day. 290 00:16:06,370 --> 00:16:07,660 Well, that's just fucking weird. 291 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,170 How were things while I was gone? 292 00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,290 Good. It's good. 293 00:16:14,500 --> 00:16:15,800 It was great. 294 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,590 [STAMMERS] Great... It was really great. 295 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:20,550 There was one thing. A small thing. 296 00:16:20,630 --> 00:16:21,630 Super small. Tiny. 297 00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:22,680 [MAGGIE] Oh, shit. 298 00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:26,180 Last time you two had this look on your face, 299 00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,270 you killed the Norwood High mascot. 300 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,310 I am not burying another goat. 301 00:16:31,980 --> 00:16:34,110 Nobody died. It's just, um... 302 00:16:35,610 --> 00:16:37,110 That pipeline fell through. 303 00:16:38,190 --> 00:16:39,650 We ain't getting none of that money. 304 00:16:40,530 --> 00:16:41,530 All right. 305 00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,000 That's it? 306 00:16:45,020 --> 00:16:47,790 We've done fine without it. Wasn't meant to be. 307 00:16:49,620 --> 00:16:51,870 Well, that is a great attitude, Dad. 308 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:56,460 Where was this Beau when they canceled Coach? 309 00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,210 Anything else I should know about? 310 00:17:00,810 --> 00:17:03,380 [COLT BLOWS RASPBERRY] Uh... [ROOSTER] Uh... 311 00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:05,570 Nothing, nothing... [COLT MUMBLES] 312 00:17:05,580 --> 00:17:06,580 Nothing I can think of. 313 00:17:06,590 --> 00:17:08,520 I'm racking my brain. Colt, you got any... 314 00:17:08,540 --> 00:17:10,640 We got... We got the pipeline. 315 00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:12,850 [ROOSTER] Pipeline fell through. It's... 316 00:17:12,940 --> 00:17:15,100 [COLT] Ranch is good. [ROOSTER] Ranch looks good. 317 00:17:15,190 --> 00:17:17,150 Trump said some stupid shit. Yeah. 318 00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,650 [COLT] Nah, that's... Everything's good. 319 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,070 I'm happy you're home. 320 00:17:23,280 --> 00:17:26,370 Yeah, actually, there is one more thing. 321 00:17:27,830 --> 00:17:29,540 I love you, Daddy. 322 00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:33,540 [CHUCKLES] Hey, there's that frown. 323 00:17:40,670 --> 00:17:42,550 How'd it go over at Peterson's? 324 00:17:42,890 --> 00:17:45,800 I checked the fence. Cows look good. 325 00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,010 Everything looks good. 326 00:17:50,350 --> 00:17:52,930 Man, that's one nice piece of land. Yeah. 327 00:17:53,020 --> 00:17:54,520 Maybe we should look into buying it. 328 00:17:55,190 --> 00:17:57,520 Wait. You did, and it ruined us. 329 00:17:59,520 --> 00:18:02,280 I'm just giving you shit. I'm sorry it didn't work out. 330 00:18:02,860 --> 00:18:05,570 I thought Abby and I would raise our family there. 331 00:18:07,410 --> 00:18:10,370 Well, now you don't got a ranch or Abby. 332 00:18:10,450 --> 00:18:12,910 Whoa. Come on. We didn't break up. 333 00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:15,761 She just moved to a different city and won't return my calls or texts. 334 00:18:19,290 --> 00:18:21,880 All right. Gotta be Rich. I hope he's got good news. 335 00:18:22,010 --> 00:18:23,599 I haven't been so nervous since 336 00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:25,440 we got stopped with a goat in our trunk. 337 00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,640 Hey, guys. 'Sup, Rich? 338 00:18:30,890 --> 00:18:31,890 Bring it in. 339 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:33,740 We're huggin' in the woods. All right. 340 00:18:35,430 --> 00:18:38,480 Hey. Hey, I even got you something. 341 00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:50,910 "Midnight Mango Coconut" shampoo. [LAUGHING] 342 00:18:50,990 --> 00:18:53,950 They keep it in the girls' section, but that's for anyone. 343 00:18:54,790 --> 00:18:55,960 Anyone with a vagina. 344 00:18:58,120 --> 00:18:59,710 So, Rich, you got some news or what? 345 00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:02,670 They want the ranch. Fuck yeah! Whoo! 346 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,340 Ha, ha! Hey, look. I'm a large. 347 00:19:04,420 --> 00:19:05,420 He's an extra-large. 348 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,090 And here is the offer. 349 00:19:08,180 --> 00:19:09,390 Oh, jeez. 350 00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:12,140 I feel like I'm getting an ESPY. 351 00:19:12,220 --> 00:19:14,140 All right. And the winner is... 352 00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:18,560 What the hell? 353 00:19:18,640 --> 00:19:20,980 I... I know it's less than you were hoping for. 354 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:23,190 This is less than we paid for it. 355 00:19:23,270 --> 00:19:24,680 It's less than we owe on the place. 356 00:19:24,740 --> 00:19:26,359 That's what they're willing to give you. 357 00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:28,950 That's an opening offer, right? Now we counter? 358 00:19:29,030 --> 00:19:32,330 How about twice as much as that? So, that would be... 359 00:19:32,410 --> 00:19:34,450 I won't insult you. You can do the basic math. 360 00:19:35,410 --> 00:19:38,250 Guys, they know you're in trouble or else you wouldn't be selling. 361 00:19:39,420 --> 00:19:40,750 This is bullshit. 362 00:19:41,790 --> 00:19:44,380 If we accept this, we can't even pay back the bank. 363 00:19:44,460 --> 00:19:48,010 And then they'll come for Iron River, and we'll have nothing. 364 00:19:48,090 --> 00:19:49,090 If you don't accept, 365 00:19:49,130 --> 00:19:51,430 they'll wait till you go under and buy it from the bank. 366 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,320 Is this 'cause they don't like me? 367 00:19:53,350 --> 00:19:55,850 [CHUCKLES] Neumann's Hill barely knows who you are. 368 00:19:55,930 --> 00:19:58,480 Their business is to buy at the lowest price, 369 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,270 and they're really, really good at it. 370 00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:02,860 You know what wasn't purchased at the lowest price? 371 00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:05,230 This shampoo, you son of a bitch. 372 00:20:08,310 --> 00:20:09,990 I'm sorry. I wish I had better news. 373 00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,200 See you later. 374 00:20:26,210 --> 00:20:28,210 [HAMMERING] 375 00:20:35,760 --> 00:20:38,890 You should be taking it easy, not moving fridges. 376 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,900 This thing has been buzzing for ten years, and I fixed it. 377 00:20:42,980 --> 00:20:46,020 Then I sat down to read, and it was too quiet. 378 00:20:48,190 --> 00:20:49,940 Now I can't get it to buzz again. 379 00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,950 Beau, sit. 380 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:59,620 They say sitting too much gives you a heart attack. 381 00:20:59,700 --> 00:21:02,420 Then you have one, and they tell you to sit. 382 00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,460 It makes no sense. 383 00:21:06,840 --> 00:21:08,460 Did this chair just squeak? 384 00:21:11,470 --> 00:21:12,906 [MAGGIE] Hey, boys. [ROOSTER] Hey, hey. 385 00:21:12,930 --> 00:21:13,930 Hey. Hey. 386 00:21:15,590 --> 00:21:16,790 [COLT] We need to talk to you. 387 00:21:17,430 --> 00:21:19,810 Okay, let's just cut to the chase. 388 00:21:19,890 --> 00:21:21,640 Fire, bail, or pregnancy? 389 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:26,480 Whatever it is, I'm done sweatin' the small stuff, 390 00:21:26,560 --> 00:21:28,610 and it is all small stuff. 391 00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:32,650 [INHALES DEEPLY] That's a great attitude, Daddy. 392 00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:36,450 I hope you keep that in mind when Colt tells you what he did. 393 00:21:38,990 --> 00:21:39,990 All right. 394 00:21:40,540 --> 00:21:42,830 There's no easy way to say it, so... 395 00:21:45,210 --> 00:21:46,460 I'll just tell you. 396 00:21:51,590 --> 00:21:52,776 While you were in the hospital, 397 00:21:52,800 --> 00:21:55,590 we used your power of attorney to buy the Peterson Ranch. 398 00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:57,680 What? 399 00:21:57,760 --> 00:22:00,640 We only did it 'cause we thought the pipeline money was coming. 400 00:22:02,390 --> 00:22:05,279 When it fell through, we tried to back out, but, 401 00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:06,980 uh... they wouldn't let us. 402 00:22:08,270 --> 00:22:11,400 We tried to sell to Neumann's Hill, but they lowballed us. 403 00:22:11,980 --> 00:22:13,900 How did you even get the down payment? 404 00:22:15,650 --> 00:22:18,030 We used this year's operatin' money. 405 00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:19,120 [MAGGIE GASPS] 406 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:26,170 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? Jesus Christ. 407 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:29,396 We only did it because we thought... 408 00:22:29,420 --> 00:22:30,460 Bullshit! 409 00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,710 You're incapable of thinkin'. 410 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,880 I worked this ranch my whole life. 411 00:22:36,970 --> 00:22:40,640 I'm gone for two days, and you bring it to its goddamn knees. 412 00:22:43,930 --> 00:22:46,600 I'd have been better off if I'd died on that fucking table. 413 00:22:46,690 --> 00:22:47,690 [COLT] Dad... 414 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,730 Mom, come on. You gotta understand. 415 00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:56,650 How could you two be so stupid? 416 00:22:57,740 --> 00:22:59,990 It may not look like it, but we had a plan. 417 00:23:00,570 --> 00:23:04,580 Your dad gave himself a heart attack, running this place for you. 418 00:23:04,660 --> 00:23:07,210 He could have died while you were going behind his back. 419 00:23:07,290 --> 00:23:09,630 There was a deadline. We had to make a call. 420 00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:12,590 He made that call. He said he didn't want to do it. 421 00:23:14,380 --> 00:23:16,420 I can't believe your selfishness. 422 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:27,940 We'll fix it. 423 00:23:28,690 --> 00:23:32,150 We'll keep our heads down... Will you shut the fuck up? 424 00:23:32,730 --> 00:23:33,940 What? 425 00:23:35,280 --> 00:23:36,940 Dad didn't wanna do this. 426 00:23:38,450 --> 00:23:39,780 I didn't wanna do this. 427 00:23:40,310 --> 00:23:41,490 Whoa. 428 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:46,250 No one held a gun against your head when you signed that contract. 429 00:23:47,580 --> 00:23:51,290 I had to sign... because Dad doesn't trust you. 430 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:54,210 I shouldn't have trusted you either. 431 00:23:55,090 --> 00:23:56,710 Everything you touch turns to shit. 432 00:23:59,340 --> 00:24:01,760 I was just trying to do what's best for the family. 433 00:24:02,430 --> 00:24:04,310 That is bullshit, Colt. 434 00:24:04,390 --> 00:24:05,970 You only care about you. 435 00:24:07,220 --> 00:24:10,100 You wanted Abby. You didn't care what it would do to Kenny. 436 00:24:10,190 --> 00:24:12,790 You go hook up with Heather. You don't care what it'll do to Abby. 437 00:24:14,190 --> 00:24:15,480 You wanted the Peterson Ranch. 438 00:24:16,150 --> 00:24:17,360 You just cost us everything. 439 00:24:19,900 --> 00:24:21,070 And you're perfect? 440 00:24:21,990 --> 00:24:25,120 You bail on Dad to take a job you get fired from. 441 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,950 You almost get Mom's bar shut down. 442 00:24:27,040 --> 00:24:29,040 You fuck up every relationship you've ever been in. 443 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,080 You know what really would've helped the family? 444 00:24:31,650 --> 00:24:32,750 Huh? 445 00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,380 If you'd never come home. 446 00:24:39,650 --> 00:24:42,670 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.addic7ed.com -- 447 00:24:42,680 --> 00:24:44,680 [SOFT COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING] 33399

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