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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:10,052 What the hell? 2 00:00:10,636 --> 00:00:13,555 You can't cancel the pipeline 'cause of some protesters. 3 00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,557 [stammers] That... No, we had a deal. 4 00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:19,603 Unfortunately, they can back out for any reason. 5 00:00:19,686 --> 00:00:21,355 The contract says that. 6 00:00:21,438 --> 00:00:23,482 Well, nobody reads the contracts. 7 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:28,820 Why do you think I still belong to a 24 Hour Fitness in Orlando? 8 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,865 If you're caving to protesters, 9 00:00:31,949 --> 00:00:33,825 I'll chain Colt to a tree right now. 10 00:00:35,744 --> 00:00:36,662 Can't you talk to somebody? 11 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:38,455 Believe me. I tried. 12 00:00:38,539 --> 00:00:39,831 They don't care. 13 00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:42,501 They're sending me to another project in North Dakota. 14 00:00:43,252 --> 00:00:44,211 No. 15 00:00:44,294 --> 00:00:46,338 No, we were countin' on this. 16 00:00:46,421 --> 00:00:49,758 We used our operatin' money to buy the Peterson Ranch. 17 00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:54,596 Dad's gonna kill us. And the news will kill him. 18 00:00:56,098 --> 00:01:00,018 I thought we'd die together fighting them Northside Koreans. 19 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,605 Guys... 20 00:01:04,690 --> 00:01:07,276 I feel truly awful about this. 21 00:01:07,359 --> 00:01:09,903 I knew it. I knew we shouldn't have done it. 22 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:13,824 All... All right. Let's go talk to Peterson. 23 00:01:14,533 --> 00:01:16,660 We'll explain things, and he'll let us out of the deal. 24 00:01:17,244 --> 00:01:18,453 Pass our problem on to someone else. 25 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:19,621 It's the American way. 26 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:24,793 I'll grab the keys. Let's go there before it's too late. 27 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,211 [Colt] Fuck! 28 00:01:27,963 --> 00:01:30,090 He wanted that Peterson place bad. 29 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,091 [loud thud] 30 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:32,175 [Colt] Fuck! 31 00:01:33,593 --> 00:01:35,929 He hurt his hand punching the wall. 32 00:01:37,973 --> 00:01:42,144 Look, I really am sorry. I know how awful this is. 33 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:43,562 Yeah. 34 00:01:44,062 --> 00:01:45,314 It's not your fault. 35 00:01:47,190 --> 00:01:49,067 So, you're off to North Dakota? 36 00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:54,865 Yeah, for the next four months I'll be at the Brown Bison Inn and Western Wear. 37 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:58,994 I can choose between a continental breakfast or a free pair of spurs. 38 00:02:01,538 --> 00:02:02,706 When do you leave? 39 00:02:03,332 --> 00:02:04,166 Tomorrow. 40 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:07,252 - Shit. - Yeah. 41 00:02:08,337 --> 00:02:09,838 Well, we had a good run. 42 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:11,340 Yeah, we did. 43 00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:14,384 It was, like, four days, but okay. 44 00:02:16,511 --> 00:02:18,221 You're my second longest relationship. 45 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,770 I'll always wonder what a Thursday with you would be like. 46 00:02:27,105 --> 00:02:28,398 I gotta get going. 47 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,157 I never thought I'd say this about a guy named Rooster... 48 00:02:38,700 --> 00:02:40,035 but I'll miss you. 49 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,504 - Hey, Jen? - Yeah? 50 00:02:51,213 --> 00:02:53,048 You should go for the spurs. 51 00:02:55,801 --> 00:02:57,844 Might come in useful if you're ever back in town. 52 00:03:00,430 --> 00:03:02,057 You know, for sex. 53 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:03,809 [laughs] 54 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:06,353 Bye, Rooster. 55 00:03:13,652 --> 00:03:14,861 - You good? - No. 56 00:03:17,989 --> 00:03:18,865 All right. 57 00:03:21,451 --> 00:03:24,329 Yeah, well, Colt, I just got to Denver, okay? 58 00:03:24,413 --> 00:03:26,498 I've got a ton of crap to do. 59 00:03:26,581 --> 00:03:29,209 I gotta unpack, and I just went to the store. 60 00:03:30,627 --> 00:03:32,963 I don't have time to argue with you 61 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:36,049 about the same stuff over and over and over again. 62 00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:38,802 I can't deal with it now. A lot is going on. 63 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:40,387 I'll call you back later. 64 00:03:45,267 --> 00:03:47,269 [theme song playing] 65 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:51,500 [Rooster] Mr. Peterson? 66 00:04:52,125 --> 00:04:53,084 - Hey. - [Colt] Hey. 67 00:04:53,168 --> 00:04:54,503 Hey, boys. 68 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:58,215 I got a bag of Big Macs here if you're hungry. 69 00:04:59,174 --> 00:05:01,843 I just wanted to have some real American food 70 00:05:01,927 --> 00:05:03,595 before I went to Thailand. 71 00:05:04,262 --> 00:05:05,138 Also... 72 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,432 I'm really high. 73 00:05:07,516 --> 00:05:08,850 [Colt and Rooster chuckle] 74 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,727 We're good. 75 00:05:11,228 --> 00:05:14,731 We just wanted to talk to you about buying your ranch. 76 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,693 I'll never sell my ranch. 77 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:23,198 You can take your Big Macs and get off my property. 78 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,451 Hey, Mr. Peterson, actually... 79 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:28,245 Remember? We already bought it. 80 00:05:28,328 --> 00:05:29,287 Oh... 81 00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,373 That's right. 82 00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:35,669 That brain cancer weed... 83 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,255 That's the top-shelf stuff. 84 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:39,256 [Colt chuckles] 85 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,883 Yeah, here's the thing. We... 86 00:05:43,218 --> 00:05:46,429 We feel bad about buying this place for so much less 87 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,181 - than Neumann's Hill's offer. - Oh. 88 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:50,976 Yeah, that money could do you some good. 89 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:53,353 You're going to Thailand. You can... 90 00:05:54,062 --> 00:05:55,355 You can buy a monkey. 91 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,776 Turn him into your monkey butler. 92 00:06:02,195 --> 00:06:03,863 We don't wanna steal from you. 93 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:07,075 Leave that to the hot chick that marries you right before you die. 94 00:06:07,158 --> 00:06:08,076 [Rooster chuckles] 95 00:06:08,827 --> 00:06:11,663 P.S., if you meet her in Thailand, check under the hood. 96 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,581 [Colt] Oh, yeah. 97 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,292 - Make sure she don't have a third leg. - [Colt whistles] 98 00:06:17,085 --> 00:06:18,169 [Colt] Point is... 99 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,964 you should take the Neumann's Hill deal. 100 00:06:21,590 --> 00:06:22,799 That's not happening. 101 00:06:22,882 --> 00:06:23,967 Well, why not? 102 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:26,011 Right after we closed our deal, 103 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:28,555 I sent them an email declining their offer 104 00:06:28,638 --> 00:06:33,435 and calling them a bunch of soulless corporate vampire cocksuckers. 105 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:34,894 [Rooster clicks tongue] 106 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:38,565 Okay, well that screws us, but goddamn respect. 107 00:06:39,149 --> 00:06:41,526 Actually, there was a typo, 108 00:06:41,610 --> 00:06:44,654 and I called them "cooksuckers." 109 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,199 Always proofread, boys. 110 00:06:49,659 --> 00:06:50,869 [Rooster sighs] Oh, man. 111 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:52,078 [Colt] Mr. Peterson... 112 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:55,040 I'll level with you. 113 00:06:56,833 --> 00:06:58,168 The pipeline fell through. 114 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,214 We don't have the money to buy this place. 115 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:06,593 Oh, Christ, I'm sorry. 116 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:10,221 That's like on Wheel. 117 00:07:11,181 --> 00:07:15,226 When you win a trip to Tahiti, and the next spin is "bankrupt." 118 00:07:16,019 --> 00:07:18,647 Sajak's sitting in the corner, smiling. 119 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:21,691 That smug piece of shit. 120 00:07:24,861 --> 00:07:27,989 Our backs are up against the wall here, Mr. Peterson. 121 00:07:28,073 --> 00:07:29,240 We gotta get out of this deal. 122 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,035 I'd love to help you out, boys, 123 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,538 but I already told my son I'd help him buy a house. 124 00:07:35,622 --> 00:07:38,833 And I started a college fund for my grandson. 125 00:07:38,917 --> 00:07:41,211 Although, college may be a reach. 126 00:07:42,045 --> 00:07:44,005 Yeah, they got a paste-eater. 127 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:49,177 All right, well, that's the final nail in our coffin. 128 00:07:49,719 --> 00:07:51,304 [snaps fingers] That reminds me. 129 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:53,640 I gotta buy a coffin. 130 00:07:55,016 --> 00:07:55,892 Hey! 131 00:07:56,434 --> 00:07:59,145 Why don't you two just sell it to Neumann's Hill? 132 00:08:01,648 --> 00:08:02,691 Why didn't we think of that? 133 00:08:03,525 --> 00:08:06,736 Maybe we was too busy thinking 'bout that monkey butler. 134 00:08:08,363 --> 00:08:09,781 You still got your old boss' number? 135 00:08:09,864 --> 00:08:10,740 Rich? 136 00:08:11,408 --> 00:08:14,536 I mean, last time I saw him he called me a terrible employee, 137 00:08:14,619 --> 00:08:17,038 and I smashed his phone into the wall. 138 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:19,082 But I never called him a cocksucker. I'll give him a call. 139 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,877 - Thank you. - Yeah, thank you. 140 00:08:22,961 --> 00:08:24,212 - Good luck, boys. - Yeah. 141 00:08:24,295 --> 00:08:28,967 By the way, I'll give you 20 bucks for your McDonald's. 142 00:08:29,884 --> 00:08:31,553 - Actually, these are... - That's fair. We'll take it. 143 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,814 You okay over there? You haven't said much, even for you. 144 00:08:43,314 --> 00:08:45,233 Just enjoying the beautiful scenery. 145 00:08:47,318 --> 00:08:49,612 Okay, well, that's fucking weird. 146 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,034 Gotta admit, I'm not a big fan of the Kiwanis Club, 147 00:08:54,117 --> 00:08:57,954 but they've done a bang-up job adopting this highway. 148 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:03,209 How high are you on a scale from one to Willie Nelson? 149 00:09:05,462 --> 00:09:07,047 It's not the pills, Joanne. 150 00:09:08,131 --> 00:09:09,924 When I closed my eyes for that operation, 151 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:12,510 I didn't know if I'd ever open them again. 152 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:16,014 And I feel like I got a second chance. 153 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:21,186 Maybe the reason for that is to spend it with you. 154 00:09:23,354 --> 00:09:27,025 Waiting for you to get out of surgery was the longest three hours of my life. 155 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,527 Hell, I appreciate you being there for me. 156 00:09:30,987 --> 00:09:36,367 And now that I've got this second chance, I'm done worrying about the little stuff. 157 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,663 That's probably what put me in the hospital in the first place. 158 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:41,581 That and... 159 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:46,836 the only time your mouth wasn't full of steak was when you'd dump whisky in it. 160 00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:52,175 See, that little joke there is a thing that I'm not gonna let bother me. 161 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:56,429 I guess with this new attitude of yours... 162 00:09:57,347 --> 00:10:00,266 I guess you're okay with me driving you home in this Chevy? 163 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,769 [Joanne chuckles] 164 00:10:02,852 --> 00:10:05,063 Ride's so smooth, 165 00:10:05,146 --> 00:10:08,691 I can see why Don McLean drove one of these to the levee. 166 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:17,700 Abby, just 'cause I don't want you moving to Denver don't mean I'm not supportive. 167 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:19,828 I shouldn't have to apologize for that. 168 00:10:21,996 --> 00:10:23,498 Fine, I'm sorry. 169 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,251 [mouthing] I'm not sorry. 170 00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:31,089 Well, I'm glad you're sorry, too. 171 00:10:31,172 --> 00:10:33,174 We'll talk about this more when you're done with school 172 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,926 and you got a better attitude. 173 00:10:38,054 --> 00:10:39,013 When'd she hang up? 174 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,015 Right after I apologized. 175 00:10:43,351 --> 00:10:45,061 [Rooster] All right, there's Rich. 176 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,604 He's the last shot, so be cool. 177 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,190 How you wanna play this? Good cop, bad cop? 178 00:10:49,774 --> 00:10:51,317 How 'bout good cop, shut-the-fuck-up cop? 179 00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:56,322 Hey! What's up, Rich? You're lookin' good, man. 180 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,158 Nice jacket. How do I get one? 181 00:10:58,241 --> 00:10:59,784 You don't get fired from Neumann's Hill. 182 00:10:59,868 --> 00:11:00,702 [chuckles] 183 00:11:01,661 --> 00:11:04,038 - Remember my brother? - Of course. Good to see you again. 184 00:11:04,122 --> 00:11:05,957 Get outta here with this. I'm a hugger. 185 00:11:07,792 --> 00:11:09,294 Okay, okay. 186 00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:11,796 Jiminy Christmas, you smell good. 187 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:15,758 What's that? What is that? Old Spice Bearglove? 188 00:11:17,051 --> 00:11:18,553 Ah! Good call. 189 00:11:18,636 --> 00:11:21,848 What you got goin' on? I got a hint of mango shampoo. 190 00:11:23,558 --> 00:11:25,685 - It's mango coconut. - Mmm. 191 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:30,607 It's subtle. That coconut will hit you on the drive home. 192 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:35,862 In case you guys were wondering, sweat, Budweiser, and KFC. 193 00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:38,448 [Colt] Let's sit. 194 00:11:40,074 --> 00:11:44,454 So, what is this business proposition that is "better than a blewjob"? 195 00:11:47,165 --> 00:11:48,917 Dude! You didn't proofread. 196 00:11:51,753 --> 00:11:53,338 All right, look, Rich, 197 00:11:53,421 --> 00:11:56,507 we know Neumann's Hill wants to buy the Peterson Ranch. 198 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,177 Yeah, until some asshole bought it from underneath us. 199 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:02,263 Rich, you're looking straight at that asshole. 200 00:12:05,099 --> 00:12:06,351 So you guys bought it? 201 00:12:06,976 --> 00:12:08,353 [Colt and Rooster chuckle] 202 00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,815 Why do you wanna sell it the next day? 203 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,401 Everyone knows Peterson hates you guys. 204 00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:16,736 He sold it to us super cheap. 205 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,155 We don't have time to run two ranches. 206 00:12:19,238 --> 00:12:24,077 We're, like, investors, you know? Like Mark Cuban or Scrooge McDuck. 207 00:12:26,120 --> 00:12:27,372 Scrooge McDuck? 208 00:12:28,498 --> 00:12:30,667 He's got a room full of gold, Rich. 209 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:32,794 Do you? 210 00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:36,589 We ain't looking to gouge you here. 211 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:40,259 So, why not just offer us what you was offerin' Peterson? 212 00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,681 Throw in a few of those jackets. Everyone's happy. 213 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:48,267 Guys, they wanted it last week. I don't see why they wouldn't want it now. 214 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,727 - [Colt] All right. - All right, well... 215 00:12:49,811 --> 00:12:51,312 Talk to 'em, let us know what they say. 216 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,899 And then, if we buy the place, you can come back and run it for us. 217 00:12:56,067 --> 00:12:59,237 That's cool, but I got a good job right now, so... 218 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:00,154 Wait. 219 00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:01,572 - You think I'm serious. - [Colt chuckles] 220 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:09,455 - Do you know what is wrong with this guy? - [laughing and stammering] 221 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,456 He's... 222 00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:11,416 He's an idiot. 223 00:13:11,499 --> 00:13:13,167 I don't know what... Yeah! 224 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,504 We're still friends, right? We got that Bearglove love. 225 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:18,631 [Colt chuckles] 226 00:13:20,508 --> 00:13:21,759 - [Colt] This is good. - Yeah. 227 00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:23,636 This is really good. 228 00:13:23,720 --> 00:13:26,347 My head don't just smell good. It thinks good. 229 00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:28,891 Yeah, your head thinks real good. 230 00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:31,644 Best part, when we tell Dad, 231 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:33,521 he can't get pissed, 'cause we already solved the problem. 232 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:35,565 [Colt] Whoa. Whoa. 233 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,026 We ain't sayin' nothin' till the deal closes. 234 00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:41,279 We gotta tell him about the pipeline. He'll see it in the paper. 235 00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:44,949 It's not a report card, where we can turn every letter into a C. 236 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,493 [Colt] All right. 237 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:52,415 We tell him about the pipeline, but nothin' else. 238 00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:54,876 You know, the man just had a heart attack. 239 00:13:54,959 --> 00:13:56,210 Yeah, okay. 240 00:13:56,294 --> 00:13:57,879 We're not lying to him. 241 00:13:57,962 --> 00:14:00,339 - We're looking out for him. - That's right. Man... 242 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,425 we are such good people. 243 00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:10,224 Another beer and a shot, and I'll race you home. 244 00:14:10,308 --> 00:14:11,184 All right. 245 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:15,938 If you guys ever need it, 246 00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,024 I'm an Uber driver now. 247 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:26,240 All right, doctor said no more red meat. 248 00:14:26,324 --> 00:14:27,950 Don't throw those steaks away! 249 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,786 I'm not. I'm taking 'em. 250 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,164 - Hey. - Hey. 251 00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,082 Hey. 252 00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,249 How was the ride home? 253 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,876 It was great. 254 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,588 Okay, that's fucking weird. 255 00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,300 Yeah, he's a new man. 256 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,887 My granddaughter left some Pop Rocks in the truck and he ate 'em. 257 00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,765 They were tingly. 258 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,562 I gotta get back to my shift at the Cracker Barrel. 259 00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,563 He's all yours. 260 00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,857 Doctor says not to let him get riled up. 261 00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,859 Got it. So no Anderson Cooper. 262 00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,737 Bye, guys. 263 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,364 - Bye. - Bye. 264 00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,368 You wanna watch TV? 265 00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,870 I can put a John Wayne movie on for you. 266 00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,289 Or we could just sit and talk. 267 00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,252 Wow. 268 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,755 You've turned into the guy I always wanted you to be and I hate it. 269 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,009 You always said I was such an asshole. 270 00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,220 Well, you were. 271 00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,346 But I liked it. 272 00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,266 It got us out of a lot of boring parties. 273 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,103 [imitating Beau] "This party sucks. We're leavin'." 274 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,942 Yeah, your sister never forgave me for doing that at her wedding. 275 00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,739 [Colt] There he is! 276 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,949 [Rooster] Hey. 277 00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,659 Holy shit. Are you smilin'? 278 00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,788 Can't a dad just be happy to see his sons? 279 00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,624 Yeah, but not our dad. 280 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,170 How are you feelin', Pops? 281 00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,881 Every day above ground is a good day. 282 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,717 Well, that's just fucking weird. 283 00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,220 How were things while I was gone? 284 00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,347 - Good. - It's good. 285 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,850 It was great. 286 00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,643 [stammers] Great... It was really great. 287 00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,605 - There was one thing. - A small thing. 288 00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,564 - Super small. - Tiny. 289 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,732 [Maggie] Oh, shit. 290 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,235 Last time you two had this look on your face, 291 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,321 you killed the Norwood High mascot. 292 00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,365 I am not burying another goat. 293 00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,160 Nobody died. It's just, um... 294 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,163 That pipeline fell through. 295 00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,707 We ain't getting none of that money. 296 00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,417 All right. 297 00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:44,921 That's it? 298 00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,840 We've done fine without it. Wasn't meant to be. 299 00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,928 Well, that is a great attitude, Dad. 300 00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,516 Where was this Beau when they canceled Coach? 301 00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,269 Anything else I should know about? 302 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,439 - [Colt blows raspberry] Uh... - [Rooster] Uh... 303 00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,566 - Nothing, nothing... - [Colt mumbles] 304 00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,484 Nothing I can think of. 305 00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,736 - I'm racking my brain. - Colt, you got any... 306 00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,696 We got... We got the pipeline. 307 00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,907 - [Rooster] Pipeline fell through. - It's... 308 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,159 - [Colt] Ranch is good. - [Rooster] Ranch looks good. 309 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,203 - Trump said some stupid shit. - Yeah. 310 00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,706 [Colt] Nah, that's... Everything's good. 311 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,124 I'm happy you're home. 312 00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,420 Yeah, actually, there is one more thing. 313 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,590 I love you, Daddy. 314 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,594 [chuckles] Hey, there's that frown. 315 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,603 How'd it go over at Peterson's? 316 00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,856 I checked the fence. Cows look good. 317 00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,067 Everything looks good. 318 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,989 - Man, that's one nice piece of land. - Yeah. 319 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,574 Maybe we should look into buying it. 320 00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,577 Wait. You did, and it ruined us. 321 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,331 I'm just giving you shit. I'm sorry it didn't work out. 322 00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,626 I thought Abby and I would raise our family there. 323 00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,423 Well, now you don't got a ranch or Abby. 324 00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,967 Whoa. Come on. We didn't break up. 325 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,761 She just moved to a different city and won't return my calls or texts. 326 00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,934 All right. Gotta be Rich. I hope he's got good news. 327 00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,396 I haven't been so nervous since we got stopped with a goat in our trunk. 328 00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,692 - Hey, guys. - 'Sup, Rich? 329 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,777 Bring it in. 330 00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,738 We're huggin' in the woods. All right. 331 00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,534 Hey. Hey, I even got you something. 332 00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,963 - "Midnight Mango Coconut" shampoo. - [laughing] 333 00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,008 They keep it in the girls' section, but that's for anyone. 334 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,010 Anyone with a vagina. 335 00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,764 So, Rich, you got some news or what? 336 00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,725 - They want the ranch. - Fuck yeah! Whoo! 337 00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,393 Ha, ha! Hey, look. I'm a large. 338 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,478 He's an extra-large. 339 00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,147 And here is the offer. 340 00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440 Oh, jeez. 341 00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,193 I feel like I'm getting an ESPY. 342 00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,195 All right. And the winner is... 343 00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,616 What the hell? 344 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,035 I... I know it's less than you were hoping for. 345 00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,245 This is less than we paid for it. 346 00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,332 - It's less than we owe on the place. - That's what they're willing to give you. 347 00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,000 That's an opening offer, right? 348 00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,001 Now we counter? 349 00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,380 How about twice as much as that? So, that would be... 350 00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,507 I won't insult you. You can do the basic math. 351 00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,302 Guys, they know you're in trouble or else you wouldn't be selling. 352 00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,805 This is bullshit. 353 00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,433 If we accept this, we can't even pay back the bank. 354 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,062 And then they'll come for Iron River, and we'll have nothing. 355 00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,105 If you don't accept, 356 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,482 they'll wait till you go under and buy it from the bank. 357 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,317 Is this 'cause they don't like me? 358 00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,903 [chuckles] Neumann's Hill barely knows who you are. 359 00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,531 Their business is to buy at the lowest price, 360 00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,324 and they're really, really good at it. 361 00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,910 You know what wasn't purchased at the lowest price? 362 00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,287 This shampoo, you son of a bitch. 363 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,042 I'm sorry. I wish I had better news. 364 00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,253 See you later. 365 00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,269 [hammering] 366 00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,946 You should be taking it easy, not moving fridges. 367 00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,950 This thing has been buzzing for ten years, and I fixed it. 368 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,078 Then I sat down to read, and it was too quiet. 369 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,999 Now I can't get it to buzz again. 370 00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,003 Beau, sit. 371 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,675 They say sitting too much gives you a heart attack. 372 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,470 Then you have one, and they tell you to sit. 373 00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,514 It makes no sense. 374 00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,517 Did this chair just squeak? 375 00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,897 - [Maggie] Hey, boys. - [Rooster] Hey, hey. 376 00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,898 - Hey. - Hey. 377 00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,734 [Colt] We need to talk to you. 378 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,862 Okay, let's just cut to the chase. 379 00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,697 Fire, bail, or pregnancy? 380 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,535 Whatever it is, I'm done sweatin' the small stuff, 381 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,662 and it is all small stuff. 382 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,708 [inhales deeply] That's a great attitude, Daddy. 383 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,504 I hope you keep that in mind when Colt tells you what he did. 384 00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:39,882 All right. 385 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,885 There's no easy way to say it, so... 386 00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,514 I'll just tell you. 387 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770 While you were in the hospital, 388 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,648 we used your power of attorney to buy the Peterson Ranch. 389 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,733 What? 390 00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,694 We only did it 'cause we thought the pipeline money was coming. 391 00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,909 When it fell through, we tried to back out, but, uh... they wouldn't let us. 392 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,455 We tried to sell to Neumann's Hill, but they lowballed us. 393 00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,958 How did you even get the down payment? 394 00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,087 We used this year's operatin' money. 395 00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,129 [Maggie gasps] 396 00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,220 - Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? - Jesus Christ. 397 00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,390 We only did it because we thought... 398 00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,516 Bullshit! 399 00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,769 You're incapable of thinkin'. 400 00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,939 I worked this ranch my whole life. 401 00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,693 I'm gone for two days, and you bring it to its goddamn knees. 402 00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,657 I'd have been better off if I'd died on that fucking table. 403 00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,575 [Colt] Dad... 404 00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,789 Mom, come on. You gotta understand. 405 00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,709 How could you two be so stupid? 406 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,045 It may not look like it, but we had a plan. 407 00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:04,633 Your dad gave himself a heart attack, running this place for you. 408 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,261 He could have died while you were going behind his back. 409 00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,680 There was a deadline. We had to make a call. 410 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,641 He made that call. He said he didn't want to do it. 411 00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,478 I can't believe your selfishness. 412 00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,990 We'll fix it. 413 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,202 - We'll keep our heads down... - Will you shut the fuck up? 414 00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,996 What? 415 00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,999 Dad didn't wanna do this. 416 00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,835 I didn't wanna do this. 417 00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,545 Whoa. 418 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,300 No one held a gun against your head when you signed that contract. 419 00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:51,347 I had to sign... because Dad doesn't trust you. 420 00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,266 I shouldn't have trusted you either. 421 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,769 Everything you touch turns to shit. 422 00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,815 I was just trying to do what's best for the family. 423 00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,360 That is bullshit, Colt. 424 00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,028 You only care about you. 425 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,157 You wanted Abby. You didn't care what it would do to Kenny. 426 00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,743 You go hook up with Heather. You don't care what it'll do to Abby. 427 00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,537 You wanted the Peterson Ranch. 428 00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,414 You just cost us everything. 429 00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,126 And you're perfect? 430 00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172 You bail on Dad to take a job you get fired from. 431 00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,007 You almost get Mom's bar shut down. 432 00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,051 You fuck up every relationship you've ever been in. 433 00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,136 You know what really would've helped the family? 434 00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,763 Huh? 435 00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,432 If you'd never come home. 436 00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,733 [soft country music playing] 32847

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