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What the hell?
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You can't cancel the pipeline
'cause of some protesters.
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[stammers] That... No, we had a deal.
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Unfortunately, they can back out
for any reason.
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The contract says that.
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Well, nobody reads the contracts.
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Why do you think I still belong
to a 24 Hour Fitness in Orlando?
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If you're caving to protesters,
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I'll chain Colt to a tree right now.
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Can't you talk to somebody?
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Believe me. I tried.
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They don't care.
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They're sending me
to another project in North Dakota.
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No.
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No, we were countin' on this.
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We used our operatin' money
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
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Dad's gonna kill us.
And the news will kill him.
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I thought we'd die together
fighting them Northside Koreans.
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Guys...
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I feel truly awful about this.
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I knew it.
I knew we shouldn't have done it.
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All... All right.
Let's go talk to Peterson.
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We'll explain things,
and he'll let us out of the deal.
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Pass our problem on to someone else.
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It's the American way.
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I'll grab the keys.
Let's go there before it's too late.
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[Colt] Fuck!
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He wanted that Peterson place bad.
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[loud thud]
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[Colt] Fuck!
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He hurt his hand punching the wall.
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Look, I really am sorry.
I know how awful this is.
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Yeah.
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It's not your fault.
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So, you're off to North Dakota?
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Yeah, for the next four months I'll be
at the Brown Bison Inn and Western Wear.
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I can choose between a continental
breakfast or a free pair of spurs.
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When do you leave?
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Tomorrow.
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- Shit.
- Yeah.
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Well, we had a good run.
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Yeah, we did.
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It was, like, four days, but okay.
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You're my second longest relationship.
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I'll always wonder
what a Thursday with you would be like.
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I gotta get going.
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I never thought I'd say this
about a guy named Rooster...
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but I'll miss you.
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- Hey, Jen?
- Yeah?
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You should go for the spurs.
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Might come in useful
if you're ever back in town.
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You know, for sex.
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[laughs]
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Bye, Rooster.
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- You good?
- No.
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All right.
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Yeah, well, Colt,
I just got to Denver, okay?
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I've got a ton of crap to do.
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I gotta unpack,
and I just went to the store.
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I don't have time to argue with you
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about the same stuff
over and over and over again.
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I can't deal with it now.
A lot is going on.
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I'll call you back later.
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[theme song playing]
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[Rooster] Mr. Peterson?
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- Hey.
- [Colt] Hey.
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Hey, boys.
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I got a bag of Big Macs here
if you're hungry.
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I just wanted to have
some real American food
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before I went to Thailand.
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Also...
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I'm really high.
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[Colt and Rooster chuckle]
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We're good.
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We just wanted to talk to you
about buying your ranch.
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I'll never sell my ranch.
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You can take your Big Macs
and get off my property.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson, actually...
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Remember? We already bought it.
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Oh...
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That's right.
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That brain cancer weed...
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That's the top-shelf stuff.
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[Colt chuckles]
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Yeah, here's the thing. We...
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We feel bad about buying this place
for so much less
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- than Neumann's Hill's offer.
- Oh.
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Yeah, that money could do you some good.
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You're going to Thailand. You can...
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You can buy a monkey.
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Turn him into your monkey butler.
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We don't wanna steal from you.
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Leave that to the hot chick
that marries you right before you die.
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[Rooster chuckles]
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P.S., if you meet her in Thailand,
check under the hood.
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[Colt] Oh, yeah.
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- Make sure she don't have a third leg.
- [Colt whistles]
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[Colt] Point is...
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you should take the Neumann's Hill deal.
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That's not happening.
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Well, why not?
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Right after we closed our deal,
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I sent them an email declining their offer
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and calling them a bunch of
soulless corporate vampire cocksuckers.
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[Rooster clicks tongue]
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Okay, well that screws us,
but goddamn respect.
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Actually, there was a typo,
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and I called them "cooksuckers."
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Always proofread, boys.
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[Rooster sighs] Oh, man.
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[Colt] Mr. Peterson...
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I'll level with you.
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The pipeline fell through.
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We don't have the money to buy this place.
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Oh, Christ, I'm sorry.
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That's like on Wheel.
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When you win a trip to Tahiti,
and the next spin is "bankrupt."
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Sajak's sitting in the corner, smiling.
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That smug piece of shit.
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Our backs are up against
the wall here, Mr. Peterson.
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We gotta get out of this deal.
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I'd love to help you out, boys,
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but I already told my son
I'd help him buy a house.
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And I started a college fund
for my grandson.
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Although, college may be a reach.
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Yeah, they got a paste-eater.
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All right, well,
that's the final nail in our coffin.
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[snaps fingers] That reminds me.
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I gotta buy a coffin.
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Hey!
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Why don't you two
just sell it to Neumann's Hill?
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Why didn't we think of that?
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Maybe we was too busy
thinking 'bout that monkey butler.
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You still got your old boss' number?
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Rich?
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I mean, last time I saw him
he called me a terrible employee,
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and I smashed his phone into the wall.
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But I never called him a cocksucker.
I'll give him a call.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah, thank you.
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- Good luck, boys.
- Yeah.
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By the way, I'll give you
20 bucks for your McDonald's.
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- Actually, these are...
- That's fair. We'll take it.
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You okay over there?
You haven't said much, even for you.
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Just enjoying the beautiful scenery.
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Okay, well, that's fucking weird.
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Gotta admit,
I'm not a big fan of the Kiwanis Club,
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but they've done a bang-up job
adopting this highway.
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How high are you
on a scale from one to Willie Nelson?
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It's not the pills, Joanne.
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When I closed my eyes for that operation,
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I didn't know if I'd ever open them again.
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And I feel like I got a second chance.
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Maybe the reason for that
is to spend it with you.
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Waiting for you to get out of surgery
was the longest three hours of my life.
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Hell, I appreciate you being there for me.
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And now that I've got this second chance,
I'm done worrying about the little stuff.
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That's probably what put me
in the hospital in the first place.
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That and...
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the only time your mouth wasn't full
of steak was when you'd dump whisky in it.
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See, that little joke there is a thing
that I'm not gonna let bother me.
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I guess with this new attitude of yours...
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I guess you're okay with me driving
you home in this Chevy?
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[Joanne chuckles]
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Ride's so smooth,
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I can see why Don McLean
drove one of these to the levee.
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Abby, just 'cause I don't want you moving
to Denver don't mean I'm not supportive.
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I shouldn't have to apologize for that.
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Fine, I'm sorry.
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[mouthing] I'm not sorry.
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Well, I'm glad you're sorry, too.
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We'll talk about this more
when you're done with school
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and you got a better attitude.
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When'd she hang up?
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Right after I apologized.
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[Rooster] All right, there's Rich.
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He's the last shot, so be cool.
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How you wanna play this?
Good cop, bad cop?
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How 'bout good cop, shut-the-fuck-up cop?
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Hey! What's up, Rich?
You're lookin' good, man.
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Nice jacket. How do I get one?
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You don't get fired from Neumann's Hill.
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[chuckles]
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- Remember my brother?
- Of course. Good to see you again.
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Get outta here with this. I'm a hugger.
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Okay, okay.
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Jiminy Christmas, you smell good.
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What's that? What is that?
Old Spice Bearglove?
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Ah! Good call.
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What you got goin' on?
I got a hint of mango shampoo.
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- It's mango coconut.
- Mmm.
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It's subtle. That coconut will hit you
on the drive home.
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In case you guys were wondering,
sweat, Budweiser, and KFC.
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[Colt] Let's sit.
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So, what is this business proposition
that is "better than a blewjob"?
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Dude! You didn't proofread.
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All right, look, Rich,
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we know Neumann's Hill wants
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
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Yeah, until some asshole bought it
from underneath us.
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Rich, you're looking
straight at that asshole.
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So you guys bought it?
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[Colt and Rooster chuckle]
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Why do you wanna sell it the next day?
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Everyone knows Peterson hates you guys.
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He sold it to us super cheap.
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We don't have time to run two ranches.
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We're, like, investors, you know?
Like Mark Cuban or Scrooge McDuck.
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Scrooge McDuck?
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He's got a room full of gold, Rich.
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Do you?
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We ain't looking to gouge you here.
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So, why not just offer us
what you was offerin' Peterson?
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Throw in a few of those jackets.
Everyone's happy.
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Guys, they wanted it last week.
I don't see why they wouldn't want it now.
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- [Colt] All right.
- All right, well...
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Talk to 'em, let us know what they say.
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And then, if we buy the place,
you can come back and run it for us.
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That's cool,
but I got a good job right now, so...
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Wait.
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- You think I'm serious.
- [Colt chuckles]
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- Do you know what is wrong with this guy?
- [laughing and stammering]
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He's...
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He's an idiot.
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I don't know what... Yeah!
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We're still friends, right?
We got that Bearglove love.
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[Colt chuckles]
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- [Colt] This is good.
- Yeah.
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This is really good.
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My head don't just smell good.
It thinks good.
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Yeah, your head thinks real good.
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Best part, when we tell Dad,
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he can't get pissed,
'cause we already solved the problem.
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[Colt] Whoa. Whoa.
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We ain't sayin' nothin'
till the deal closes.
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We gotta tell him about the pipeline.
He'll see it in the paper.
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It's not a report card,
where we can turn every letter into a C.
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[Colt] All right.
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We tell him about the pipeline,
but nothin' else.
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You know, the man just had a heart attack.
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Yeah, okay.
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We're not lying to him.
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- We're looking out for him.
- That's right. Man...
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we are such good people.
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Another beer and a shot,
and I'll race you home.
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All right.
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If you guys ever need it,
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I'm an Uber driver now.
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All right, doctor said no more red meat.
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Don't throw those steaks away!
249
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,786
I'm not. I'm taking 'em.
250
00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,164
- Hey.
- Hey.
251
00:14:33,247 --> 00:14:34,082
Hey.
252
00:14:34,165 --> 00:14:35,249
How was the ride home?
253
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:36,876
It was great.
254
00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,588
Okay, that's fucking weird.
255
00:14:42,757 --> 00:14:44,300
Yeah, he's a new man.
256
00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:47,887
My granddaughter left some Pop Rocks
in the truck and he ate 'em.
257
00:14:49,555 --> 00:14:50,765
They were tingly.
258
00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:56,562
I gotta get back to my shift
at the Cracker Barrel.
259
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:57,563
He's all yours.
260
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:59,857
Doctor says not to let him get riled up.
261
00:14:59,941 --> 00:15:01,859
Got it. So no Anderson Cooper.
262
00:15:03,820 --> 00:15:04,737
Bye, guys.
263
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,364
- Bye.
- Bye.
264
00:15:09,117 --> 00:15:10,368
You wanna watch TV?
265
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:12,870
I can put a John Wayne movie on for you.
266
00:15:12,954 --> 00:15:15,289
Or we could just sit and talk.
267
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:19,252
Wow.
268
00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:22,755
You've turned into the guy I always
wanted you to be and I hate it.
269
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:27,009
You always said I was such an asshole.
270
00:15:28,177 --> 00:15:29,220
Well, you were.
271
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:30,346
But I liked it.
272
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:33,266
It got us out of a lot of boring parties.
273
00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,103
[imitating Beau] "This party sucks.
We're leavin'."
274
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,942
Yeah, your sister never forgave me
for doing that at her wedding.
275
00:15:47,071 --> 00:15:48,739
[Colt] There he is!
276
00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:49,949
[Rooster] Hey.
277
00:15:50,032 --> 00:15:51,659
Holy shit. Are you smilin'?
278
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:55,788
Can't a dad just be happy to see his sons?
279
00:15:57,165 --> 00:15:58,624
Yeah, but not our dad.
280
00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:02,170
How are you feelin', Pops?
281
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:04,881
Every day above ground is a good day.
282
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:07,717
Well, that's just fucking weird.
283
00:16:09,385 --> 00:16:11,220
How were things while I was gone?
284
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,347
- Good.
- It's good.
285
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:15,850
It was great.
286
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,643
[stammers] Great... It was really great.
287
00:16:18,561 --> 00:16:20,605
- There was one thing.
- A small thing.
288
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,564
- Super small.
- Tiny.
289
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,732
[Maggie] Oh, shit.
290
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,235
Last time you two
had this look on your face,
291
00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,321
you killed the Norwood High mascot.
292
00:16:29,405 --> 00:16:31,365
I am not burying another goat.
293
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:34,160
Nobody died. It's just, um...
294
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,163
That pipeline fell through.
295
00:16:38,247 --> 00:16:39,707
We ain't getting none of that money.
296
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:41,417
All right.
297
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:44,921
That's it?
298
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,840
We've done fine without it.
Wasn't meant to be.
299
00:16:49,675 --> 00:16:51,928
Well, that is a great attitude, Dad.
300
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,516
Where was this Beau
when they canceled Coach?
301
00:16:58,392 --> 00:17:00,269
Anything else I should know about?
302
00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:03,439
- [Colt blows raspberry] Uh...
- [Rooster] Uh...
303
00:17:04,315 --> 00:17:05,566
- Nothing, nothing...
- [Colt mumbles]
304
00:17:05,650 --> 00:17:06,484
Nothing I can think of.
305
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,736
- I'm racking my brain.
- Colt, you got any...
306
00:17:08,819 --> 00:17:10,696
We got... We got the pipeline.
307
00:17:10,780 --> 00:17:12,907
- [Rooster] Pipeline fell through.
- It's...
308
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:15,159
- [Colt] Ranch is good.
- [Rooster] Ranch looks good.
309
00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:17,203
- Trump said some stupid shit.
- Yeah.
310
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,706
[Colt] Nah, that's... Everything's good.
311
00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,124
I'm happy you're home.
312
00:17:23,334 --> 00:17:26,420
Yeah, actually, there is one more thing.
313
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:29,590
I love you, Daddy.
314
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,594
[chuckles] Hey, there's that frown.
315
00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,603
How'd it go over at Peterson's?
316
00:17:43,187 --> 00:17:45,856
I checked the fence. Cows look good.
317
00:17:46,816 --> 00:17:48,067
Everything looks good.
318
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,989
- Man, that's one nice piece of land.
- Yeah.
319
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,574
Maybe we should look into buying it.
320
00:17:55,241 --> 00:17:57,577
Wait. You did, and it ruined us.
321
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,331
I'm just giving you shit.
I'm sorry it didn't work out.
322
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:05,626
I thought Abby and I would raise
our family there.
323
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:10,423
Well, now you don't got a ranch or Abby.
324
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,967
Whoa. Come on. We didn't break up.
325
00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,761
She just moved to a different city
and won't return my calls or texts.
326
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:21,934
All right. Gotta be Rich.
I hope he's got good news.
327
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,396
I haven't been so nervous since
we got stopped with a goat in our trunk.
328
00:18:28,149 --> 00:18:29,692
- Hey, guys.
- 'Sup, Rich?
329
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:31,777
Bring it in.
330
00:18:32,278 --> 00:18:33,738
We're huggin' in the woods. All right.
331
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:38,534
Hey. Hey, I even got you something.
332
00:18:48,210 --> 00:18:50,963
- "Midnight Mango Coconut" shampoo.
- [laughing]
333
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:54,008
They keep it in the girls' section,
but that's for anyone.
334
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,010
Anyone with a vagina.
335
00:18:58,179 --> 00:18:59,764
So, Rich, you got some news or what?
336
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:02,725
- They want the ranch.
- Fuck yeah! Whoo!
337
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:04,393
Ha, ha! Hey, look. I'm a large.
338
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,478
He's an extra-large.
339
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,147
And here is the offer.
340
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:09,440
Oh, jeez.
341
00:19:10,107 --> 00:19:12,193
I feel like I'm getting an ESPY.
342
00:19:12,276 --> 00:19:14,195
All right. And the winner is...
343
00:19:17,531 --> 00:19:18,616
What the hell?
344
00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,035
I... I know it's less
than you were hoping for.
345
00:19:21,118 --> 00:19:23,245
This is less than we paid for it.
346
00:19:23,329 --> 00:19:26,332
- It's less than we owe on the place.
- That's what they're willing to give you.
347
00:19:26,415 --> 00:19:28,000
That's an opening offer, right?
348
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,001
Now we counter?
349
00:19:29,085 --> 00:19:32,380
How about twice as much as that?
So, that would be...
350
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:34,507
I won't insult you.
You can do the basic math.
351
00:19:35,466 --> 00:19:38,302
Guys, they know you're in trouble
or else you wouldn't be selling.
352
00:19:39,470 --> 00:19:40,805
This is bullshit.
353
00:19:41,847 --> 00:19:44,433
If we accept this,
we can't even pay back the bank.
354
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:48,062
And then they'll come for Iron River,
and we'll have nothing.
355
00:19:48,145 --> 00:19:49,105
If you don't accept,
356
00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,482
they'll wait till you go under
and buy it from the bank.
357
00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:53,317
Is this 'cause they don't like me?
358
00:19:53,401 --> 00:19:55,903
[chuckles] Neumann's Hill
barely knows who you are.
359
00:19:55,986 --> 00:19:58,531
Their business is to buy
at the lowest price,
360
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,324
and they're really, really good at it.
361
00:20:00,408 --> 00:20:02,910
You know what wasn't purchased
at the lowest price?
362
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,287
This shampoo, you son of a bitch.
363
00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:10,042
I'm sorry. I wish I had better news.
364
00:20:11,252 --> 00:20:12,253
See you later.
365
00:20:26,267 --> 00:20:28,269
[hammering]
366
00:20:35,818 --> 00:20:38,946
You should be taking it easy,
not moving fridges.
367
00:20:39,530 --> 00:20:42,950
This thing has been buzzing for ten years,
and I fixed it.
368
00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:46,078
Then I sat down to read,
and it was too quiet.
369
00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,999
Now I can't get it to buzz again.
370
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:54,003
Beau, sit.
371
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,675
They say sitting too much
gives you a heart attack.
372
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,470
Then you have one,
and they tell you to sit.
373
00:21:04,138 --> 00:21:05,514
It makes no sense.
374
00:21:06,891 --> 00:21:08,517
Did this chair just squeak?
375
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:12,897
- [Maggie] Hey, boys.
- [Rooster] Hey, hey.
376
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:13,898
- Hey.
- Hey.
377
00:21:15,649 --> 00:21:16,734
[Colt] We need to talk to you.
378
00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,862
Okay, let's just cut to the chase.
379
00:21:19,945 --> 00:21:21,697
Fire, bail, or pregnancy?
380
00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:26,535
Whatever it is,
I'm done sweatin' the small stuff,
381
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,662
and it is all small stuff.
382
00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,708
[inhales deeply]
That's a great attitude, Daddy.
383
00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:36,504
I hope you keep that in mind
when Colt tells you what he did.
384
00:21:39,048 --> 00:21:39,882
All right.
385
00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,885
There's no easy way to say it, so...
386
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,514
I'll just tell you.
387
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,770
While you were in the hospital,
388
00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:55,648
we used your power of attorney
to buy the Peterson Ranch.
389
00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:57,733
What?
390
00:21:57,817 --> 00:22:00,694
We only did it 'cause we thought
the pipeline money was coming.
391
00:22:02,446 --> 00:22:06,909
When it fell through, we tried to
back out, but, uh... they wouldn't let us.
392
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:11,455
We tried to sell to Neumann's Hill,
but they lowballed us.
393
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:13,958
How did you even get the down payment?
394
00:22:15,709 --> 00:22:18,087
We used this year's operatin' money.
395
00:22:18,170 --> 00:22:19,129
[Maggie gasps]
396
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,220
- Are you fuckin' kiddin' me?
- Jesus Christ.
397
00:22:28,013 --> 00:22:29,390
We only did it because we thought...
398
00:22:29,473 --> 00:22:30,516
Bullshit!
399
00:22:31,934 --> 00:22:33,769
You're incapable of thinkin'.
400
00:22:34,979 --> 00:22:36,939
I worked this ranch my whole life.
401
00:22:37,022 --> 00:22:40,693
I'm gone for two days,
and you bring it to its goddamn knees.
402
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,657
I'd have been better off if I'd died
on that fucking table.
403
00:22:46,740 --> 00:22:47,575
[Colt] Dad...
404
00:22:51,537 --> 00:22:53,789
Mom, come on. You gotta understand.
405
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:56,709
How could you two be so stupid?
406
00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:00,045
It may not look like it,
but we had a plan.
407
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:04,633
Your dad gave himself a heart attack,
running this place for you.
408
00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:07,261
He could have died
while you were going behind his back.
409
00:23:07,344 --> 00:23:09,680
There was a deadline.
We had to make a call.
410
00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,641
He made that call.
He said he didn't want to do it.
411
00:23:14,435 --> 00:23:16,478
I can't believe your selfishness.
412
00:23:26,739 --> 00:23:27,990
We'll fix it.
413
00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,202
- We'll keep our heads down...
- Will you shut the fuck up?
414
00:23:32,786 --> 00:23:33,996
What?
415
00:23:35,331 --> 00:23:36,999
Dad didn't wanna do this.
416
00:23:38,500 --> 00:23:39,835
I didn't wanna do this.
417
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,545
Whoa.
418
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,300
No one held a gun against your head
when you signed that contract.
419
00:23:47,635 --> 00:23:51,347
I had to sign...
because Dad doesn't trust you.
420
00:23:52,806 --> 00:23:54,266
I shouldn't have trusted you either.
421
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,769
Everything you touch turns to shit.
422
00:23:59,396 --> 00:24:01,815
I was just trying to do
what's best for the family.
423
00:24:02,483 --> 00:24:04,360
That is bullshit, Colt.
424
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,028
You only care about you.
425
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,157
You wanted Abby. You didn't care
what it would do to Kenny.
426
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,743
You go hook up with Heather.
You don't care what it'll do to Abby.
427
00:24:14,244 --> 00:24:15,537
You wanted the Peterson Ranch.
428
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:17,414
You just cost us everything.
429
00:24:19,958 --> 00:24:21,126
And you're perfect?
430
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:25,172
You bail on Dad to take a job
you get fired from.
431
00:24:25,255 --> 00:24:27,007
You almost get Mom's bar shut down.
432
00:24:27,091 --> 00:24:29,051
You fuck up every relationship
you've ever been in.
433
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,136
You know what really
would've helped the family?
434
00:24:31,804 --> 00:24:32,763
Huh?
435
00:24:33,931 --> 00:24:35,432
If you'd never come home.
436
00:24:42,731 --> 00:24:44,733
[soft country music playing]
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