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Production of the film company "Enigma".

Colin Blakeley

and David Suchet

in the film "The Red Monarch".

In the film, they also shot: Carroll Baker

Ian Hogg, David Kelly, Gene Haywood, David Trealfol and others.

Scriptwriter Charles Wood according to the stories of Yuri Meek.

Producer Graham Benson.

Directed by Jack Gold.

How bad it is,

that I, Joseph Vissarionovich on the surname Stalin,

nowhere in the Soviet Union

I can not go without these machines in the front and in the back.

How disgusting.

What is there mumbling old goat?

"Shaposhnikov. Major of State Security ''.

Tests my mileage, these Georgians are so suspicious.

Last night I did not sleep.

Every time I close my eyes, Dogs are caught in my legs.

Two big dogs.

'' Beria, Lawrence. Minister of Internal Affairs of the NKVD ''.

Vovka!

"Vovka." Professor for skin-venereal diseases. "

Excuse me.

Come here.

Go and ride.

Yes, Comrade Beria.

So, sit down. Start the engine.

'' Dratvina. Champion of swimming ''.

Look at her, Vovka!

Who the hell, my dear?

You have beautiful eyes.

Who is it?

Olga Dratvina, comrade ...

Comrade Marshal. Olga Dratvina.

I'm training for the All-Union Championship. I'm from the Dynamo team.

Marshal Beria dragged the woman on board

When she recognized the marshal,

she lost her composure.

Then Marshal Beria told me ...

Look at her tits.

And what hips, and legs ...

What a big ass.

Professor, I want her insert ...

Fortunately, the guards had binoculars. They watched us. And I was dragged.

Then, when they played billiards, Marshal Beria boasted to me.

Five times my little friend ... I closed it five times.

It was a bloody paradise.

Good pupa.

She is always in short supply. AND...

she has such a strong musculature.

In the same time, in the same place - tomorrow.

Stop!

What is it, master?

'' Beria, Lawrence. Minister of Internal Affairs of the NKVD ''.

Otdlhaesh?

I wanted to take a walk.

You know, the baton master, I love a quiet way.

"Khrushchev, Nikita. Secretary of the Moscow Committee ''.

Let's work.

Take it.

Comrade.

"Mehlis." Head of the secretariat ''.

Good day, Joseph Vissarionovich.

Good day.

'' Vlasek. General state security ''.

- Good day, Joseph Vissarionovich. "Good day, Comrade General."

No, no, Vlasek,

The same soldier, the chief of my guard.

Leave a match to my Jew.

Is everything all right, Comrade Stalin?

Of course, Vlassek. In your hands I'm safe.

Yes, Vlasek.

When I die, you are hung over your legs on the lamp.

You and all my friends and followers.

For that I will be hanged, Joseph Vissarionovich?

They hate me, Vlassek.

I will give you advice: go to America and publish your memoirs.

Fascistl-imperialism will help you gold.

I'm a party member from the age of twenty-one.

You vlggonyat, Vlasek.

You know.

Do not worry. I'm not going yet die.

Vlasek!

- Do you dream of snl? - Comrade Stalin?

Last night in a dream,

which comrade Stalin often sees,

two big dogs grinned my legs.

And my school friends almost crucified me for the fact that I stole something.

When I was a boy,

scramble in the Georgian rivers,

I did not steal anything.

"Of course not, Comrade Stalin. "Why is not it?"

You think that Comrade Stalin could not be?

Yes, that's what I think, Comrade Stalin.

But they beat me to death, my school friends.

If it was not a friend, kotoryl for me interceded.

Rodion Chikvidze.

Write down that name.

Someday on my behalf tll you will do him a favor.

Something such that Comrade Stalin, being the leader of the world proletariat,

could not do it.

Comrade Stalin must subordinate their interests and tastes

interests and tastes of the proletariat.

I have no right to exclusion.

Even my family.

Rodion Chikvidze.

He saved my life.

Rodion Chikvidze.

I wrote down, Joseph Vissarionovich.

Mehlis!

I'm drinking!

'' The TASS Agency. Basketball. Defeat Councils in the European Championship ''.

Please, Joseph Vissarionovich.

Collect all the Politburo. All of them. Now. Now.

- Beria. - Batono?

"What do we have on Molotov?" "What's on Molotov?"

"Molotov." Minister of Foreign Affairs ''.

"What do they want from us, Molotov?" - I do not know, probably, something important.

"Malenkov. Secretary of the Central Committee ''.

"Something about the Americans?" - Probably.

When he last collected The Politburo? Probably something important.

"Khrushchev." First secretary Moscow Committee ".

Comrade Marshal, you know why we were called?

'' Voroshilov. Marshal of the Soviet Union ''.

I do not know. Bül slashed about any crisis?

Yes, it's probably a crisis.

"Mikoyan. Minister of Foreign Trade ''.

At least, this means, what is necessary here.

'' Kaganovich. Minister of Construction ''.

- Who is "Ml"? " "My, Politburo."

True?

'' Enemies of the people, subject to execution ''.

Rodion Chikvidze.

Rodion Chikvidze.

- Batono? - Beria.

Twenty-six enemies of the people will be shot at your command.

What are their crimes?

Their crimes?

Everything you need to do to a friend Stalin,

it's to take a pencil and stick it out from the list. That's all.

And what if he ...

I'm not Lenin, I'm not that cold and heartless. I am Georgian.

I have a Georgian heart. I must, I must do it.

What if he betrays Marxism?

What if he says that Comrade Stalin - a tyrant and a murderer?

Mehlis!

I'm drinking!

He saved my life.

I'm too kind, too soft.

Mehlis, tea!

Please, Joseph Vissarionovich.

And what if he is the second Trotsky?

''Overseas. Chairman of the State Planning Committee ''.

"Do you know what's the matter?" - I do not know.

What does he want, Beria?

I do not know. Russians think, that the Georgians know everything.

You know everything. It is important?

Important.

"Good day, comrades." - Good day, Joseph Vissarionovich.

What a heap of shit.

Basketball.

The French were more than two meters twenty five centimeters.

Some ...

- And our team ... - The dwarfs.

- We have three ... - The dwarf.

Thl dialed the Lilliputians, Molotov.

In a country with two hundred million population

Only three players were found basketball

growth of more than two meters ten centimeters.

Another five centimeters.

Two meters fifteen centimeters.

I admit my guilt.

I did not look for much. Did not find the time. Foreign affairs ...

Anglo-American armaments, negotiate. Berlin.

Fascistl-imperialism, diplomacy ...

"But ..." - But?

All of us learn from our ... our ...

errors.

What else can you tell the Politburo?

The weather in Paris was cold and rainy.

To hell with the climate!

To hell with the climate. Our people had to be even at the North Pole.

I agree.

In our life everything is subordinated to politics.

To this, comrades, we were taught by Marx and Lenin.

And basketball is no exception. Basketball is politics.

The whole sport is politics.

Mll lost to the French championship Europe,

It is a blow to socialism and victory capitalism.

To Comrade Molotov is announced negotiation.

Comrade Stalin believes,

that you will cope with responsibilities

Minister of Foreign Affairs with great zeal.

Certainly. Yes, of course, Comrade Stalin.

Train out of the party.

Each player to be punished, including those,

who has a height of two meters twenty-five centimeters.

Reduce their salary.

Beria.

Yes, Comrade Stalin. Yes, everyone, everyone. Even to those who have a height of two ten.

Two ten.

Make sure you do not get banged ideological deviations, Beria.

Ask more questions, find out more names. Use the Cheka.

"Am I wrong, comrades?" "Rule, Comrade Stalin."

"Prigovoryl, drunk, death." "Then they will be the same height."

Molotov.

Thl recycled, you feel bad? Poor thing.

Show yourself to the doctor. Okay?

Someone from the Kremlin.

Wrap a couple of weeks. Anastas?

Thank you. The first thing I do, this is a good thing

up to two meters twenty-five centimeters, to inspire others.

Excellent. Always jealous of me.

Long - does not mean high, Iosif Vissarionovich.

This accursed slap ...

Mehlis.

'Mehlis''. ''Tea''.

Mehlis!

I'm drinking!

Please, Joseph Vissarionovich.

Hello?

Hello, my sparrow.

How are you, my little bird?

A dog's death to a dog.

You have such a sonorous voice. How the hell, my swallow?

My little girl.

Svetlana.

My daughter. My dear daughter.

When I listen to your voice, I see blossom, your mother

and your little pen in mine.

I want to see you.

Of course, you can bring your own boy, I also want to see him.

I want to see both of you.

And work, work, work, work ... You also have work for me ...

What?

Did she fall in love?

Th can not imagine how happy I am this is to say again.

Name.

Is she happy, my child?

Yes. Bring it, yes.

Yes, yes, I'm happy, like tll. Yes, at the dacha, yes.

- His name is Zhdanov. - Zhdanov?

Probably, сьlн. Explain everything about this. Yes, slushu ...

At least he is not Jewish and not this crappy screenwriter.

No, no, no, do not say anything else. I know everything about him.

Okay. On Sunday I'll be free, and we'll be together all day.

Yes, bring a little Joseph.

Well, I kiss and kiss you. Good-bye, my dear, bye.

Children...

flowers of life.

- The bastard. - Dad ...

"Are you drunk again?" - Very little.

"What are you reading?" - What?

"Batya, make me a general." - No.

- So what are you reading? - Scenario of the film. Another one about me.

Listen to what they say about me.

On the endless fields of Russia

our Stalin is coming.

This is not good.

They had to write:

'' On the endless fields of Russia

comes our dear leader and teacher - the great Stalin.

T'l is a donkey, forgetful.

You hang around your father's neck.

"Comrade Marshal?" "Comrade Colonel?"

"Batya, make me a general." - No!

"Papa, please." - No!

What are you doing, Ahmed? Ah, Comrade Stalin. Good good.

Now put the ball.

Perfectly. I do not have a large selection.

Beria succumbs to you.

Comrade Stalin is an excellent player.

You do not even like playing, really, dad?

You try to play, so that it's less The left hand shook. Is it true, Dad?

"What did he say?" "I said that Beria gives in to you."

It is obvious.

If he had won, it would have been his destroyed,

how he destroyed the great Soviet writer and multiplier

Maxim Gorky.

What?

Who said that he is great Soviet writer?

He always dined with us. Hence, he must be great.

If he had not been great, He was not invited by the great Stalin.

Is it true, Dad? Anyway, so they say evil.

"Say what you said." - It's not me, it's evil.

You know me, I do not do it policy.

Thou kill, whom you want, tll - steel.

Try to understand me. Stand on my a place. Who am i? Colonel.

Who surrounds me every day of my life? General.

They bend the spin to kiss me in the ass. Why?

Because I'm Stalin.

Well, what can I say? He is absolutely right.

- It's logical, Vasily. - So. Make me a general.

There is one thing, Vasily Iosifovich - Do you deserve the rank of general?

Of course, I deserve it.

Who fought with Hitler - me. Who was a fighter pilot - me.

I will become an excellent general. Batya, make me a general.

Make me a general.

All right, old man, make me General,

and I'll keep the plane ready twenty-four hours a day.

You can trust me, dad.

Chile.

I can fly to Chile,

and on the way to bomb the Kremlin.

What do you say?

Chile?

Why did not it? Wherever you want. What's bad about it?

Nothing. Great idea.

You see, I said so.

"Make me a general." "I'll tell you what I'll do."

I'll get you out of the party, I'll lose my rank and I'll send it somewhere far away. Beria?

- To the Kuril Islands. - Where?

"Trace, Beria." - There is.

Thl seriously?

But in the Kuril Islands you will not have football team.

Good. You decide, the leader of the peoples.

Carefully!

All around!

Listen to my command!

Ten days of arrest in the Moscow garrison.

Dad, he's crazy.

They'll kill me there. They hate you.

Ten days! Repeat. T'l, soldier, repeat the order.

Ten days.

Ten days, Comrade Generalissimo Soviet Union.

Ten days.

Get out.

Follow him, Beria. Somewhere fall and break his face.

See to it that I did not hit, Beria.

Ah, children-children, Ahmed.

The Central Committee is also children.

As soon as you, Russians, let them manage yourself?

Vasya, stop roaring, you idiot.

What did he do to you?

He does not want to do his duty the general.

I'll kill myself like my mother.

As his first sln.

It's not true, Vasilii Iosifovich.

Jacob was shot by fascism.

Let's go, let's go, let's go. " Lean on me.

You know, he was in captivity.

"Grandfather, what are you reading?" "Come here, Joseph."

You have such blackened things.

You know, Joseph, that your dad once was a Jew?

But I fixed it. Did Thl know this?

Do you want to know how I did it?

I baptized him.

Do you know the last name of your father?

Morozov.

That's right, that's right. Morozov. Good Russian surname.

But before that she was Frost.

And he knew that your friend did the grandfathers beat the pussy?

He called them cisterns, but it was paysl.

People do not like Jews, Joseph.

He was not forced to shave them, nothing like this.

Comrade Stalin is categorically has forbidden. All this was done by Beria.

Comrade Stalin did not allow

intervention in national traditions.

He only recommended that they be shaved.

And Comrade Stalin added two letters to the name of your father.

In the name of love for my daughter, to my swallow.

Comrade Stalin baptized your father the surname Morozov.

Yes. Let's go into the garden,

Tell me how you are called trees and flowers, grandfather.

My mother said that she told me.

- I am working. "After work."

I do not have time, Joseph.

Well, go, go.

The Jews cursed. You can not get anywhere from them.

"And what do you know about the Jews, Beria?" "What do I know?"

"I'll ask you some questions." - Good.

When was the first synagogue built?

The first synagogue? Do with me that want, but I do not know.

T'l must know, Beria. In the fourth year before our era.

And who is Nebuchadnezzar?

- In the fourth year, I did not know. "Nebuchadnezzar." Who is it?

Do with me what you want, but I do not know.

This was the Babylonian king.

He conquered Jerusalem and all Jews took prisoner.

- Bastard. - What?

On the other hand, he was progressive man

for his time. The next question, you are welcome.

Why do Jews eat matzah?

Provocative question. They do not eat it.

Previously, ate, Joseph Vissarionovich, but now they eat only white bread.

Matzah in the Soviet Union is prohibited.

"And who forbade it?" "Who?" Bl.

Sorry, Iosif Vissarionovich, vl. And Colonel Stalin was in tears.

Joseph, they did hurt their own Sweet. Very painful.

He is drunk.

"He's not a colonel, he's a general." - What?

Colonel Stalin received the rank general

in order to strengthen our armed forces.

I think it is advisable to produce Colonel Stalin in the General.

Moreover, he must be appointed commander

air forces Moscow Military District.

And what about the arrest of General Stalin, want to release him?

No no. It's good for him. Look, so as not to be killed. Chile.

Clear. Sure, do with me, what do you want.

- Where is it? - Argentina.

Argentina. Or in Chile there is a terrain called Argentina. But this is a fact.

Why can I give in to pool, Beria?

Why do I give in?

I do not succumb, Iosif Vissarionovich. I do not give in, in any case.

You play billiards superbly. Come on, I'll find Chile for you.

Now.

No, no, I'll find it myself.

Say Chiaureli, that this is a good script.

But I have a suggestion.

There it is necessary to write: '' On the endless fields of Russia

is our dear leader and teacher Great Stalin ''.

On the endless fields of Russia

is our dear leader and teacher the great Stalin.

Sorry.

Why did they remove it? This is a new film by Mikhail.

He yawned, comrade, and when he yawns ...

We'll bring more Soviet films.

He will not watch them, until he falls asleep.

- When he yawns - this is his favorite. - '' The birth of a nation ''.

'' Dear Clementine '', '' Birth nation "did not watch for several weeks.

'' Dear Clementine '' ...

So, he's a great, American. They are all very high.

He laughs a lot, even when it's not funny.

He is from Texas, very rich, from Princeton,

wrote a terrific book about communication American monopolies

with the German fascists. His wife...

"Married?" - No, he's divorced.

She was a movie star. Betty.

She has a very large breasts. The size...

forty-two.

The day after the marriage she became a lesbian.

He speaks in russian?

Yes, he made a certificate for your interview. They shocked him.

What is a lesbian?

What is '' lesbian '' ...

- Cursed boots. "He drinks like a rabbit."

- What? A pile? "How is it?"

Works for Japanese intelligence and the New York Times newspaper.

He has a loud voice and he owns forty per cent of shares

shampoo '' Hare Shain ''.

Comrade Stalin takes him five minutes, not more.

Hello.

Very nice.

What do you know, Uncle Joe?

All.

Everything is known, Yankees.

I must observe the court etiquette.

No need, Yankees.

So in this way? One day, when I was ...

You only have five minutes, Yankees.

Good. Call me Helen,

and I will call you Joe.

Comrade Stalin gives you six minutes.

But I have a million questions for you.

And only six minutes, Joe?

Seven.

Do not you know where they came from?

He brought his brothers from California.

That's my first question.

"Is there a god?" - I'm an atheist.

Add three dollars in silver ...

- Swiss bank? "Not a penny."

A woman, Joe?

I'm a widower. What is '' lesbians ''?

"Excuse me, Joe?" - Let's leave.

Is the author of the Soviet Constitution?

- Yes. Oh yeah. - No.

- What? - Not me.

Who?

Who wrote it, Joe?

Mass.

- Mass ... - Mass ...

'' Mass ''.

Well said, damn it.

A great man, Joe.

Who you like best: Marx or Lenin?

Who I prefer: Marx or Lenin?

Who you like best: Marx or Lenin?

"Marx or Lenin?" "Marx or Lenin?"

Who I prefer: Marx or Lenin?

Both!

"Both of you!" - Both of them.

Clear.

"Are you afraid of death?" - No.

Why?

Why? Comrade Stalin is immortal.

"And the bomb?" - We have it.

"Where from?" - They have developed the program.

Have they stolen the secret of the United States?

'' Not caught - not a thief '', as they say Russian.

"Who killed Trotsky?" "And who is Trotsky?"

It is true that in concentration camps fifteen million political prisoners?

He will shoot us all.

Girl, in our country there concentration camps.

Do you want to export the Soviet system in the United States?

- No. "Why not?"

"Because you'll do it yourself." - Do we?

Will do.

"Do you catch fire?" - Never.

- Are you hunting? "Sometimes."

How many cigarettes a day?

Listen, girl, people of the world do not want to know this.

They want to know that Lenin and Stalin magnifiers, philosophers.

You must also ask how I urinate, I defecate, I let out gas ...

- Oh, no, no. - I suffer from indigestion ...

No one had thought to ask you a question.

And I'm not asking from delicacy.

I think I myself could have guessed, as all this happens,

if it was interesting to me.

However, I have no reason to think, that you do not do it.

Mll do it all - and nothing special.

For example, I saw your statue in the toilet.

I did not put it there.

Is it true that Stalin is Lenin our days?

- Yes. - Why?

In what sense is "why"?

Because Stalin continued to work Lenin, that's why.

Vll commanded the troops, using with only a globe?

For the great commander of this enough.

To play the war?

Put the '' Fall of Berlin ''.

He'll shoot you all. He's all will shoot.

I did not win the war.

"And who won, Joe?" "The Soviet people, hell."

Do you consider yourself a Russian monarch?

- No. - Why?

Why, why.

Because I am a red monarch!

Dear Yankees, I'll call the street your name.

Damn it!

It is very nice!

Comrade Stalin, Mll has already been called all the streets, kolkhoz,

cities and squares with the names of those in attendance of people.

And why not the sea and the river?

Why could not Moscow be called a river ...

the Molotov River.

Indeed.

Why not change the Volga ...

in the Mikoyan River?

Indeed.

And instead of the Caspian Sea ...

it was the sea of ​​Beria.

Indeed.

And what about the ocean?

Why not call the Atlantic the ocean of Uncle Joe?

I want the Pacific Ocean to be called the ocean of Uncle Joe.

You decide, Batono, you decide.

Perhaps Mr. Truman will have to something to say about this.

Uncle Joe,

say as the leader of the world proletariat,

why the sky is blue?

- Why the sky is blue? - Yes.

Is it blue?

- Blue? - Yes. So why?

Your time is up, Yankees. Six minutes passed.

Oh, thank you very much. Thank you, Uncle Joe.

Here. "

Damn it!

Uncle Joe's boots!

I have a gift for you too.

Shampoo?

St. Peter! How did you guess?

"'Hare Shain' '- the best in the world' '. Right?

Right.

Heck! Uncle Joe's boots!

Damn it!

Hell!

Hell!

In Moscow, there is a toilet, which is a statue of Stalin.

"Find him." - Now.

How did she know that we have fifteen millions in the camps?

- She called the exact figure. - Do with me what you want ...

Call the President of the Academy of Sciences of the USSR and ask why the sky is blue,

Why do I need lesbians?

We know so little about life, Baton.

Why...

why the cursed sky is blue?

- So! - What?

Who made heaven a dove?

- Not me! - Not me!

I dont know!

''THE USSR''.

In the circle the second behind.

Correctly.

Plump, not skinny.

Plump.

Comrade Chairman,

I will try for you ...

As Chairman of the culture and sport,

I supplied and supplied the marshal Laurentius Beria

young women-athletes.

Under fear of arrest, I could not refuse.

Moreover, as a convinced communist,

I believe that girls are a trifle,

compared with that great public work,

which is carried out by Beria.

The question of his physical condition - a matter of paramount importance.

Beria!

I'm coming.

Good day, Joseph. I'm sorry, I was ...

"Was he chasing the skirt again, Beria?" "No, no, I'm a married man."

It is true that you pay your women five hundred rubles at a time?

Is it true that I pay my women? five hundred rubles at a time?

What can I say, Joseph Vissarionovich?

Sorry, this is insulting gossip.

I do not pay them, who told you?

It does not matter who, it's important that it's true.

I'm afraid I'll have to castrate you, Beria.

Мьl - грузиньl, мьl - грузиньl ...

- They are waiting? - Are waiting? Who!

My revolutionary comrades-in-arms Sergo and Sofa.

Sergo is here.

"And Sofa?" "Sofa's coming."

Sofa?

Sergo?

Thirteen years...

Thirteen years.

Tul turned gray, Sofa.

Has grown gray.

Was it also in the night?

I thought she was dead.

And she probably thought I was dead?

No, it's not dead, dear.

Native Sergo.

Where is Mll, Sofa?

And here you go! Together again, my dear friends.

Koba.

Soso!

Did it release us? I will kiss your feet.

No, no, do not. Mll is the same as old revolutionary friends.

Do you remember Beria?

How are you, Comrade Beria?

Great, Sergo.

Soso,

And where is our daughter?

Tomorrow you will see. She must come today.

Beria got a call.

It is inexcusable, the Baton.

Soso, it's all just like in a fairy tale.

I knew that I could not on a crime against the Party, Sergo,

- The party is for me most likely. - Yes Yes.

Sofa, please, sit down.

Oh no, no, Soso, I want to stand next to Sergo.

"So many years have passed ..." - Yes I know. I'm sorry.

This was necessary,

because the country at that time should she walked through the meat grinder.

- Even now. - Yes, yes, even now.

Thll is beautiful, Sergo.

Look at him, Beria. Excellent advertisement of Soviet justice.

Rose as a pig, fresh as cucumber. And this is after thirteen years.

Here is the benefit of corrective labor.

True, he perfectly looks, Sofa, despite the severe expropriation?

Thank God, Soso.

In my camp life was hell.

I started to fatten three weeks ago.

The camp is a camp, Koba, this is not a paradise.

But this was the Soviet camp.

Hence, for us it is legal and is justified.

Well said, Sergo.

Sit down, sit down!

Do you know where it is? At my dacha.

But she does not belong to me, how did I understand. No.

I did not become a hated landowner.

I did not save anything, except for the fee for several books.

Take the fruit, it's Georgian fleshl.

Beria receives their every day by plane from Tiflis.

Mll is specially irradiated, to kill the microbe.

- Beria. - Yes?

Give Sergo his membership card.

Long live the partner Stalin.

Your passports with Moscow residence permit.

Gorky Street, as far as I know, place is not bad.

An apartment from my foundation. But who is there lived is not known. Who lived there?

Who lived there?

Furniture from mahogany, four rooms with all amenities.

Your salary is twelve thousand rubles per month.

Plus privilege and special food.

- Beria. - Joseph.

Salary?

I think you do not mind what I gave you work without your consent?

Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs.

"Is it enough for you?" - Quite! Completely!

Sergo!

I have no words...

This is just the beginning.

The surcharge. Tell my friends, what is the surcharge

Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs Soviet Union.

Three thousand rubles a month.

It's endless.

There are still privileges,

provided to you by the Communist the party of Lenin and Stalin.

In the ministry you will get more. Is that enough, Sergo, Sof?

When I introduce you to the The Central Committee,

you'll get another ten thousand rubles. Is it enough?

Enough, enough! Is it The Bolsheviks were ever greedy?

No, but we do not have much left, but ministerial wives

become piranhas, Sofa. They buy everything in the world.

Beria.

I climbed down, relax, calm her, Beria.

My old friend.

Here are all your awards.

All that you took away during the arrest.

Carry them with pride.

They honestly deserved it.

Beria, take Sof to the garden and show her blossom.

You too will soon be blossoming, Sof. Garden, flowers, fresh air.

Always in the camps fresh air, butono.

Always.

Why can not you, the Bolshevik, allow him call yourself a "baton",

What does "owner" mean in Georgian?

He has a king in his head.

What's this?

This is the narcissus.

And what's that?

Also narcissus.

We can talk as friends, how are the Bolsheviks?

Smoke, please, chicken.

Our friend, a revolutionary, I'll be Mdivani?

He died in the village. You see, what kind of happy.

He was your milky brother.

A companion for the revolution Mom Rheherashvili?

"He died in the night." "And his wife Maria?"

Koba, respected Lawrence Kartvelishvili -

Bolshevik agent, excellent organizer?

He was shot in the thirty-seventh.

- Levan Gogoberidze? "He's also shot."

And our dear friend, Lenin's favorite - Abel Yenukidze?

Shooted! Sucked!

Shooted! Killed! Killed! Everyone died.

Nothing but bones left from our revolutionary cohort.

Both you and me, because neither tl, nor did I become traitors, cowards,

factionalists, deviators, friends Bukharin and Trotsky.

The Soviet court sentenced the minions Bukharin and Trotsky to be shot.

People's Commissariat of Internal Affairs executed the sentence,

but the Soviet people supported the destruction of the Trotsky-Bukharin bands

and tackled another matter. To hell with it! Pygmies!

Tell me, Koba,

why did all this happen?

What, what's all?

He freed Soph and me,

gave me a job?

Something you understand, Sergo.

Both are Georgian,

you know what the Georgians are getting at fame for their actions.

I believe you.

T'l not a coward.

T'l never deviated from the line of the Party.

But remember, many years ago in Tiflis ...

when they planned to rob Arsenal, to get weapons,

it was in our country. I was communicating between you and Lenin,

but the tsarist secret police found out about it.

You were arrested, and two and a half year he spent in the royal prison.

"Do you remember?" - I remember.

We were betrayed by the seven.

When they let me in, I demanded from the Central Committee

investigate the case, find a traitor.

They did not find him. He is unknown.

He knows me.

Do you want to know, after so many years,

who told you?

Who!

I.

My God! You're kidding me.

Not at all.

Listen, I'm an adult, brothers in arms, students of Lenin.

I was an agent of the tsar for three years security.

I betrayed you, your friends and many other comrades.

Of course, when I joined to the Central Committee,

I sent the police to hell.

I do not want to say that.

No, you listen. I brought you, that all this was allowed.

But you deceive me, you trick me.

If it was true, He did not dare ...

While Stalin was not great, he did not dare.

But now Comrade Stalin has become a great and dared.

Go, rise to the mausoleum of Lenin, where I will lie, and shout.

Nobody will believe you. Even capitalism of the West will not be believed.

Think about what you say, Koba, think.

Rulers sometimes need such an operation, he brings wisdom.

Napoleon began his career as an informant.

"Why do you say this to me?" "I want to get rid of my boots."

Thi liar!

And you dare say it Comrade Stalin?

Yes. Comrade Stalin is an ideal,

the same as Lenin was!

Lenin, Lenin ...

He condoned evil and was callous old jerk.

Much more cruel than me. I can still be moved.

I live and die with the names of Stalin and Lenin!

Ah, that's how it is!

He is a Bolshevik, a pure soul, an unbending Stalinist and a Leninist,

and you do not believe Stalin?

Do not you believe Stalin?

I do not believe.

Then you can go back to this once for insulting Comrade Stalin.

Beria!

In the labor camp, by the true Bolsheviks,

They studied the work of Lenin and Stalin.

Okay, then come back. I'm all for you I will arrange, as for Sofia.

Sergo!

If you do not believe me, living Stalin,

nor Comrade Stalin - the icon, wl both go back,

and this time both will die.

Believe me, Sergo.

Beria!

Security, security!

Beria!

I do not believe my ears.

My hands never trembled, Sergo.

You know me, too.

So you believe that Stalin was an agent tsarist secret police or not?

Why do you take the last from me, what kept life in me?

"Your faith?" - Yes.

Let me go, let it go.

Sergo, you believe me, yes or no?

Why are you tormenting me, Koba?

Koba is from the past. I'm no longer Koba.

Yes?

Or not?

Yes.

I believe you.

Well, that's good.

And how can I live now?

Sumptuously. How they all live. How Beria lives.

How to smell in oil. All that you want, I will give you.

And sometimes Comrade Stalin will invite you here to your dacha.

Sometimes you will remember with him revolutionary past,

and I will tell you

about his success as an agent of the tsar security.

All the people, Sergo. All the people.

Batono ...

And do you know tll,

that when Beria was a young officer state security in Georgia,

he loved to chase young ones girls

and rape them in parks and porches.

And you can tell about this too to everyone, if you want.

Ahmed!

- T'l took my cue? - No, I took the cue Beria.

Mel was lost.

Chairman Mao, it's cold outside.

Winter snow. Very-very cold.

But inside it's very, very warm. Do you understand me?

There is a fire burning. Great fire. Do you understand me?

Comrade Li?

You will translate my words to someone Mao Zedong?

Do you know what a fireplace is?

Shiao!

Chairman Mao says, that it does not scare the snow and cold,

because snow and frost are reflection of the sun and water,

summer cool and rain.

Winter stars and spring streams,

In autumn the leaves fall like flowers, they are peppered by rapid flows.

How a tree fights fire behind bars.

Winter, spring, summer, autumn, winter ...

Chairman Mao compares them with periods of life:

death, rebirth, maturity, old age.

The death that feeds the earth and gives life.

Yes, that's right, absolutely true.

Tell him that Comrade Stalin expects with great impatience.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

Shiao!

Comrade Mao says that as an arrow flew to Moscow,

in the red heart of the revolution, to welcome our torch.

He wants to greet a friend Stalin - the teacher and the leader,

the shepherd blowing into his horn, drawing a red flock,

brother, who turned shoulder to shoulder, hand in hand.

This is the moment to remember.

The moment he dreamed of on the seventieth birthday of Comrade Stalin,

through the years did not fade.

Sorry, sorry.

Chairman Mao, I must accompany Comrade Stalin.

Excuse me. Will you wait here?

Shiao!

Chairman Mao says that the great Stalin as a road sign

at the crossroads of history, the history of the whole Earth.

Vll is a road sign, Iosif Vissarionovich.

- Who am I? - A road sign.

- He's here? - Here.

It will not be easy. China is neither Poland, nor Bulgaria, nor Romania.

He has in his pocket eight hundred million the Chinese.

Comrade Stalin, they tried to examine his pocket, they did not give us.

One hundred and forty bodyguards! A little firing did not begin.

Beria,

if they were just an idiot ...

I know...

You can not look into his pocket.

He Mao Zedong - the first in the world man, after me.

Do not worry the owner, if he puts his hand in his pocket,

I'll twist it - he will not have time say: '' Xiao ''.

Shiao!

Chairman Mao says that the The moment when the whole world will shudder,

When the Lion and the Tiger shake each other arms.

Red poppy and red star, such the same red as banners,

which will sweep over London, Paris, New York.

They will tremble in the wind, how the birds of the paradise tremble,

how the fire flutters at sunset,

How flashing glimmer of fear and happiness

in the eyes of a small Vietnamese women.

Beria.

- Beria ... - Yes?

Oh, no, no, do not worry, master. I have seared the knife.

Not that, idiot, look at the box.

- Glass. - Glass, yes.

In this box, the words spoken great comrade Stalin

own voice in two hundred copies.

- Yes. - Yes.

Speech about the Soviet Constitution,

well-known as the Stalin Constitution.

Yes, but ... I know.

Iosif Vissarionovich, but gramophone plates easily beat.

But not the words of Comrade Stalin.

Not the words of Comrade Stalin. Absolutely truly, Comrade Stalin.

"Do not beat".

Shiao!

Chairman Mao says ...

Thank you.

Shiao.

Chairman Mao's words are written on every red spot.

Chairman Mao says,

that he also has great words for Comrade Stalin. It...

poem and the sayings of Comrade Mao,

which is also much, like pebbles on the shore,

and which are just as deep, as the World Ocean.

Terrific!

And what if we write your sayings on nails?

Idiot, handkerchiefs serve to be in them blow your nose.

"I did not think of that." "Xiao!"

Chairman Mao ...

Enough, enough, all. Chairman Mao and I do not need an interpreter.

Chairman Mao and I will discuss strategy and tactics

world revolutionary movement without witnesses. Leave.

How do you do it, Joseph Vissarionovich?

On what language will you speak? All he says is: '' Xiao ''.

Comrade Beria says ...

We shall speak in the language of the revolution. Comrade Beria, get out.

Comrade translator, henceforth Do not translate speech in the third person.

Mao Zedong and Stalin always say from the first person.

But be young, learn. Is a member of the communist league?

I'm fifty. I am a member of the Party already more than thirty years.

You would not say anything, would you? For me they are all the same.

Chairman Mao says ...

Enough. No no. We understand each other.

I will prepare a communiqué on your meeting, Iosif Vissarionovich.

- Whom do you want to include in the composition? "All my kittens."

And do not forget to draw the Chinese comrades.

During a personal meeting

two leaders of the working peasantry and the world proletariat ...

Comrade Stalin and Comrade Mao Zedong...

discussed the question, Tactics and strategies

world revolutionary movement on a global scale.

Both leaders came to an agreement,

that concentration, consolidation ...

and the cooperation of the forces of socialism in the world

grow rapidly.

Therefore,

both leaders emphasize ...

No.

- Consider ... - No.

- Proclaim? - No.

Report?

Yes.

Yes...

It is reported, as well as warned that The Union of Soviet Socialist ...

- No no. - No.

Put them in the beginning - they our guests.

Warn that the Chinese ...

- Yes Yes Yes. - Yes.

- And the Union of Soviet ... - Yes Yes Yes.

For the Soviet cog, comrades.

You can ask:

'' What is this cog? ''

Sure you can. '' Tell me, comrade Stalin, explain to us ... ''

I will answer from a historical point of view.

The Soviet cog -

this is our sister, our brother,

working from the village,

to engage in socially useful work.

Screw. The thicker Comrade Stalin it is screwed,

the stronger it becomes.

Find in this poetry, wl, borzopisits.

Shiao!

I'll screw it up and send it for two months in big.

You see, Ahmed, how is the playmate Beria?

But he still has not won me. Never.

No no.

And why?

Are you afraid of me?

Am I afraid of you?

Well, of course.

"Am I such a cruel leader?" "No, no, the baton.

Have I ever punished one, who serves me faithfully?

Never, never, a button.

Then play and play.

See how Beria puts the shark, Ahmed.

Nice to look at. Kill them all, Lavrenty Pavlovich.

As if this is not a billiard ball, as if it were human skulls.

Bravo! Sumptuously! You see, Ahmed, how does he play ?!

It is an accident. Randomness.

Then it's time to work.

Accident, accident ...

Sit down.

I wanted to give you time to get acquainted with these documents.

'' On Saturday, the twenty-second of August, at the invitation of Lavrenty Beria,

I came to his dacha, to the lake.

After dinner he offered me ride on your motorboat ... ''

So, so, so, so.

'' I want to insert it ... '', I fixed it five times.

So so so.

"In some cases a day athletes

Marshal Beria himself chose young girls from the Tribune Mausoleum,

where he stood next to the great Stalin. He said:

'' Bring the fourth to the left of the first row and second from the right of the third ''.

Sometimes I was wrong and I got a tongue out

the companion of Marshal Beria. He threatened me with arrest. "

You understand what will happen to you, if I report this to the Politburo?

It was an accident.

And if I add to this, that in some cases,

on state balls and holidays

He tore his victims in a row - one after another, behind the guard.

Daughters of generals,

who proudly imagined you their father.

T'l raped them even before the end of the holiday.

Do not worry, tll is not alone.

Here I have arrest warrants with seals stamped,

signed by a judge. On your arrest.

'' Molotov is connected with the American Zionists ".

Voroshilov worked for the German intelligence ".

"Khrushchev is a famous Polish spy."

You can disappear at any time. Your lives hang on threads.

- They hang on threads ... - Get out.

- Vlasek! - I'm coming.

At least he did not lose his head, like all of them in this chair.

An old bastard. An old goat.

Die, old goat!

Goat!

Batono?

Beria, if Ivan IV was more intelligent

and destroyed two or four hundred more boyar families,

The Russians escaped embarrassment.

Remember this for future work.

Eliminate more, leave as much as possible less.

I agree, master, I agree.

Work, work, work.

Thank you, thank you.

An old goat.

All this construction, thanks to broad support of the labor force,

will be completed in a record time.

Of course, the most important aspect of work is ...

those that we see here. A statue.

Am I building a house of cards? These canals, iron roads, statues?

The Egyptians built pyramids, fearing death.

And I'm there too?

All these great socialist building,

all this is due to the fact, that I began to fear death?

Overseas...

This accursed slap. Cursed Ullebka ...

Comrades!

We shake the air let conversations.

Will we build a channel or not?

Enough for us bronze on the statue or not enough?

The basic situation is clear to me,

and tomorrow the Council of Ministers will adopt the decision to build everything.

Beria will give labor. You will discuss the details yourself.

Sergo, stop.

He knew her.

Hope Alliluyeva.

I knew, Comrade Stalin. Before she became your wife.

Yes.

Let's go to.

Sergo. Sergo?

Do not go far.

'' Nadezhda Allilueva from the member Communist Party of Stalin. "

Why did I write this?

"From a member of the Communist Party"

instead of an "out-loving husband".

Or simply "From Stalin."

Mll was more than husband and wife. Mll were friends, comrades.

Uniformed.

Or not?

Vlasek! Catch the baby!

No, no, do not touch her.

Do not be afraid, snub-nosed, these people will not do anything to you.

These are good people.

Explain how she got here. Find her parents!

It was ordered to clear the cemetery!

What's your name?

Masha. Rumyantsev.

And what is your name, you mustache uncle?

Stalin, snub-nosed.

No.

Is it Uncle Stalin?

Our Stalin?

Yes.

I'm your Stalin, your Stalin.

Her mother works here. And she plays in the cemetery.

Okay, Masha, go to your mother.

Do you like fruity?

Tomorrow, Stalin will send you a fruit and toys.

You know when my daughter Svetlana was a little girl,

she had a lot of freckles, how about you.

And the same snub nose.

And she, too, sometimes shivered, just like tll.

Well, do not shake.

Do not shake anymore.

- All is well. Do you like dolls? - I love teddy bears.

Do you really love them?

Masha, tomorrow you'll get a bear from Uncle Stalin.

Sergo.

He knew my wife, Sergo.

That night, when she shot herself,

she called me a murderer.

Yes.

"Did you know?" - No no.

But, yes, she could think so.

Probably, it all began,

when she entered this institute the red professors.

What?

Her assumptions that I ...

that I am a murderer.

No.

I think it all started with killing.

With arrests.

Nadia was against terror.

She could not understand that she was prisoner of the Leninist ideas.

She was an idealist.

She could never understand, that progress without terror is not possible.

I hit her that night when she she called me a murderer.

This is not surprising.

If I could forgive her forgiveness.

I did not want to kill people, but I had to.

The opposition should have been destroyed.

Class enemies that have adapted themselves to the new conditions, too.

Class enemy should not fit,

you can not allow this.

She was afraid of me.

Just like this little girl.

Old age, Sergo. Comrade Stalin is getting old.

Vlasek!

It is necessary to change the inscription on the monument to his wife. Can you hear me?

Change the inscription.

Write:

"From Stalin."

Will be done.

You know, Sergo,

after Nadine suicide,

these deaths after her death,

more and more of them. And in this I blame her.

I blame this on Nadia! She embittered me.

I blame her for every death after her own!

Vlasek!

Overseas.

This accursed slap.

Every time I see her, I know, What is he thinking about.

He thinks: '' Hey, Stalin, the leader, all your ideas are garbage,

none of your two cents projects not worth it. " Right?

"Erase that ulcer from his face." - Will be done.

Vlasek!

Do not touch this inscription.

Leave it as it is.

Leave it as it is.

Night slippers are ready.

Now you can protect Comrade Stalin

and do not be afraid that you wake him.

Thank you.

They never exist.

My guard is never around.

Last night and the day before last.

Who was on duty last night? Potapov.

He protected the library. And where was I? Upstairs.

"Where did he stand last night?" "Behind the bedroom door, Comrade Stalin."

I was not there, Comrade Shaposhnikov.

Who can know where you are sleeping, comrade Stalin?

Every evening in every room the bed is covered.

Every night, you sleep in different places rooms.

Who knows?

I know.

Do not worry, I will not tell Beria.

Eggs?

Will you?

Yes, Comrade Stalin, should be shorter.

Should it be? And if it's a bomb?

How is yours?

He's already big. Wants to do in the military school.

He is a glorious fellow, Comrade Stalin, he loves you.

Said: "Dad, what a lucky human,

that you will see Comrade Stalin today.

How I wanted one eye on him take a look,

on our father, our teacher, our leader.

I am ready to die for Comrade Stalin, dad. Die,

because Stalin defends workers and peasants.

Someday I will become a soldier, how tll, dad,

to protect the Soviet homeland and Comrade Stalin from enemies.

How I hate the Americans.

So he wiped Truman's head off. "

His name is Malor, Comrade Stalin.

'' M '' - from Marx, '' E '' - from Engels, L - from Lenin,

"O" - from October, and '' P '' - from the Revolution.

May I ask?

And where is the letter "C" from Stalin?

"C" - from Stalin is inscribed in the heart my sister.

And what, let me find out, are you on your feet?

Night slippers, Comrade Stalin.

- Night slippers or shoe covers? "If you like, Comrade Stalin."

Comrade Major Shaposhnikov,

I remember that during the Great Patriotic War

wl killed the Germans with their hands?

Yes.

I was rewarded for this.

His first award

I got when I was young, on the construction of Komsomolsk.

- How many orders do you have? - Fourteen.

For work in youth, for work in security agencies,

and for participating in the partisan detachment. Only fourteen.

Almost as much as I have.

And where were they taken these shoe?

My wife, Seraphima. She made it.

She said that I should wear them

and did not create excessive noise during duty roster.

I did not bother Comrade Stalin, when he is sleeping.

So that I could fix the pillow, cover it with a blanket,

but do not wake him up.

Stay here.

Now come to me.

Let's see how soft it is and quiet shoe.

Come and bend over.

Comrade ...

You know what the essence is class struggle?

Yes, Iosif Vissarionovich.

Every day we receive anonymous letters with threats to kill Comrade Stalin.

Listen to this. '' Dear Comrade Stalin,

if I could get to you, moustached Georgian reptile,

I threw you into a meat grinder head first

and made a fucking thing out of you for pies,

roasted it on fat without crumb and fed them to the head of the housing office,

which, of course, is a member of the Party. " What do you think about this, Shaposhnikov?

Even without the crumb, clean and not on oil!

On the fat!

For such people the shooting is the most soft punishment,

This is the fact of the class struggle, Shaposhnikov.

Secular people should be vigilant, vigilance and once again vigilance.

They had to be sure, that the enemy does not exist.

Nowhere: among neighbors, friends, comrades, brothers.

- That's right, it's true ... "Stand still!"

Look into my eyes.

Do not blink and do not take your eyes off.

So I thought.

Vlasek!

- Vlasek! - I'm coming.

Where is Beria? Bring this idiot here, Beria.

- Good day, Joseph Vissarionovich. - Sit down.

- I hurried as best I could, but I was ... "One of your women again?"

No no.

"Shall we have the Gestapo?" - I what?

How I introduced you

to this fascist scoundrel Ribbentrop before the war?

"Yes, yes, like your Gestapo." - What is it?

Night slippers.

Yes, no slippers.

No!

- It's a boot. - Of course they are, yes. I made a mistake.

"Whose idea was that, Beria?" - What? What?

To put on a shoe, sneak up on a friend Stalin in the middle of the night and kill him.

Whose? Whose?

Who did Shaposhnikov work for? On the English or the Americans?

On ... on ... the English.

- Of course. "I suspected, I suspected him."

At Viny's old friend, even if he no longer in power.

Get from Shaposhnikov full recognition.

Good. There is.

I will do.

What have I done, Comrade Beria?

Hit the crap, that's what I did.

You do not know what, that this man is a psychopath?

"Who, Comrade Beria?" "Stalin, you idiot.

Now your confession.

"Were you abroad?" - Yes, during the war, everyone was in favor.

"Where?" - In Berlin...

In Berlin?

Okay.

- Sit down. I will dictate. - What?

Sit down.

Write what I say. I'll tell Stalin,

that shot you, but in fact I'll send it somewhere far away.

Of course, the salary will be smaller.

Ready?

Write.

I've been drinking ...

kill Stalin at night,

while he is asleep,

by order

British intelligence.

In Berlin

I got an underground name

''Shakespeare''.

Comrade Stalin.

Beria, Tl fraudster.

What did they say, Joseph Vissarionovich?

Can I find out what I've done? with Shaposhnikov? Did he shoot him?

Not yet. Do not you want to forgive him?

He is under your responsibility. For the enemy there should be no pity.

And imagine how after this will be to see your department?

You worked as a murderer. Hence, there are others.

He had a son named Malor,

Malors, see to it that he did in the military academy.

Find a job for a wife, but not in Moscow. And a telegram went to Churchill,

that the agent '' Shakespeare '' was out of shoe covers.

Allow me to congratulate you, The hero of socialist labor.

Ah, he was a knave, he knew.

Find the rest.

- Vlasek. "Yes, Comrade Marshal."

Take Shaposhnikov to the Lubyanka. Shoot.

- He should have seen him. - Should have.

He saw the film, I showed it to him.

You're mistaken.

Yes, of course, he saw everything.

I'm sorry, comrade.

Long live the partner Stalin!

No, there is a big difference ...

He went to bed at three thirty-five, Comrade Marshal,

but now it is already the second hour of the day.

But before, it's never been so long did not sleep.

The door to the office is always locked.

Malenkov, go to the country Stalin. I think the goat has died.

"I think he's still asleep." "Yes, yes, he's asleep."

"Comrade Khrushchev ..." - Shh.

What happened?

You want to say that you do not know, Beria?

Okay, I've been a few months already. not in favor.

"I think we need to break the door." - No no no.

Perhaps it's because of the vodka. I complied, he again began to drink. He is getting old.

He is dead.

He is dead.

He is dead.

He died.

The tyrant died.

No.

He is not dead. Who said that he died?

I do not believe that he is dead. Who says he's dead?

He is not dead. I never did not say that he was dead.

No, he's dead, an old dog.

He's dead, an old goat.

He died, what did I say?

What did I say, Malenkov?

Three and one, three-and-one ...

Mll got rid of the old shit!

Not me, master.

Not me

I love you.

I did not say, did not say ...

Nothing...

Nothing...

Do with me what you want.

Idiot!

Double or triple the guard his grave

So he did not get up again.

And with it is our past.

"As long as Stalin's heirs go on this earth,

it will seem to me, that he is still there, in the Mausoleum.

Yevtushenko. 1962 ''.