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Would you marry me?

Absolutely!

The time my eyes glistened for you was 3 months. Then in the 3rd year, a big fight.

~ Episode 1 ~Case number 1511. The plaintiff's divorce and the alimony verdict.

As the defendant, Bang Gwa, is proven to have deceived his wife, Kim Song Ryeon,

I am granting the plaintiff's request for a divorce.

I am also granting custody of the two children to the wife.

As a result, the defendant will pay $20,000 in alimony,

and $800 per month in child support.

What? Only $20,000?

That jerk had an affair!

$800 for raising two kids?

Ah, wait, wait.

Your honor, is this 1988? You should at least consider inflation, don't you think?

Plaintiff, the child support is based on the income—

That jerk hid all the assets. Do you how much money he had hidden?

This is nonsense! This is null!

Do you know what's left of a divorced Cinderella?

Mommy...

The two enamel-faded heels,

and two kids you need to feed.

Alimony is just enough to keep us alive,

and I'm barely receiving child support every three months.

Rotten Jerk

Hey, you bastard. Aren't you sending this month's child support?

How many times do I need to tell you to make it autopay? Are your ears plugged?!

The sagging buttocks showing the effects of gravity.

The drooping breasts after nursing two kids.

The sun damage, wrinkles, and various spots on my face.

My everlasting beauty that I thought existed all flew away.

I love freedom!

Hey!

The prince who promised eternity...

lightly as a feather...

He left me for his lover.

Now just looking at the see-saw at the playground,

makes me want to destroy it!

Han Mi Mo Partner

It must be irking you inside.

I want to get revenge by remarrying

to a man who is 100 times better than that jerk.

"The beginning of marriage starts with knowing yourself completely first."

Oh my...

- You have two kids, a 3-year-old and a 4-year-old. - Yes.

The age when they need a lot of their mother's care.

The kids are nice and pretty.

Of course, they are your kids. People say even their kid's poop is pretty.

The problem is whether your future husband can stomach caring for another man's children.

I am not expecting much.

If he cares for my children as his own,

and pay for their college tuitions...

And if... If he has enough...

The Philippines is alright, too. A man who can provide an education abroad...

I can serve him with a pristinely ironed shirt and 12 side dishes every morning.

A man with money will take care of his pristinely ironed shirts with the cleaners and 12 side dishes with the help.

Ah, yes.

You are currently a salesperson of skincare products at the mart.

You have no annuity savings and no retirement savings.

No retirement plans.

Self maintenance...

In the process of arranging.

Search for matches

Matching Level Result: E-75

Your friends tell you you'll meet a better man, don't they?

- Yes. - Get rid of them. They are not good friends.

Excuse me?

The failure to re-marry starts with a flimsy hope.

Success comes when you understand your own situation.

Do you know why our slogan is "Brave Wedding"?

B.WeddingBrave Wedding

We clearly take what's ours and give what's yours.

We establish exact guidelines with our customers before marriage and after divorce.

In case of an affair, we clearly state what can be given

and what can be received, making the "give & take" process definite.

Client Kim Sung Yoon's divorce level is the 2nd tier.

Your chances of changing your qualities are measured at 75 points.

2nd tier?

The A, B, C, D, E's E.

Your first marriage choice was the worst possible choice you could have made.

No matter how unfair and vexed you feel about your husband's affair, you should have signed

a prenup that secures a house for your kids beforehand.

The law isn't as smart as it is thought to be.

You think a handsome chief officer is going to ride on a horse and rescue your depressed self, don't you?

This is an assertion, but there is no such chief officer.

Throw away your fantasy and start managing yourself.

Manage?

Men seek remarriage with beautiful women.

Women seek remarriage with men who have financial prowess.

Invest 30% of your wages into yourself.

After work, go to a health club,

slim yourself down, and make "apple" hips. (hips that look like an apple)

Take care of your skin and reduce your wrinkles as much as possible.

If a woman who manages herself is given a white shirt and gives what should be given,

we will match you with a man who will send your kids to the Philippines to study and you will receive what you deserve.

It is different from my wish. I believe it.

If you wait outside, someone will help you out with the pricing of our services.

Thank you so much.

Ah, I heard that you are also a divorcee.

Will you not remarry?

I will soon.

I am waiting in order to do it perfectly.

I am in your care.

Goodness.

Any other appointments?

For the morning, that was the last one.

Great. Let's do an interview.

Interview? One second.

Choong Gi

Hey! Let me take this call first.

Yes, Choong Gi.

Noona. It has come. Today is the day!

The day? Really?

The way the chef is walking back and forth says it all.

Before he went in for dinnertime, he emptied the full hall.

The whole hall?!

I also got some information from the front desk and

in the reserved suite,

they say that 3,000 roses were just delivered.

- Today is the day. - It's the day.

I am letting you know now,

in case you wore the wrong underwear.

As usual, there is no one like Choong Gi. Thank you.

Today, I will consider the "killer" item and go.

Thank you!

I am getting married.

Again?

If someone heard you, they would think getting married was a habit of mine.

I think I am going to do it just one more time.

Jung Hoon wants to get married?

Not yet.

However, I planted a probe within the staff. The atmosphere is ideal for a proposal.

You know you're getting married once you're at the ceremony, and you know it's a proposal once you open the ring box.

Wouldn't you know? If you expect it the whole time and then get a pin instead?

Hey. Even though I am 34 years old,

you still don't think I can understand the difference between a ring and a pin?

A suite room. 3,000 roses.

In my dream last night, Jung Hoon appeared and

as he held my cheeks, he said this,

"Will you marry me?"

Are you sure it was Jung Hoon?

- What? - Did his appearance look like Kim Jung Hoon?

And you specifically heard him say "marry me?"

You usually don't leave cracks in other people's relationships, but yours are a little unstable.

That punk Kim Jung Hoon has been avoiding it for two years. Also, what happened with that popular actress.

I told you not to talk about her!

It's not like that. How many times have I told you it is the downside to fame?

Everyone has their own opinions. I just don't want you to get carried away and get hurt.

Ah. That is that. Interview. I want to do one with Mass Punch.

Mass Punch?

The girl group is apparently preparing something special.

Can we compare them to our Angels? Does that make sense?

No. It doesn't make sense.

After the incident that day, we disbanded.

The ones who ruined my precious 20s and made history.

Those Angels.

Good work.

Thank you.

- Have a nice day.- Good work.

Ah.

Oh. Angels bread.

Yes! My Sira!

Aish. Nothing!

Aish…

Give us the schedule! A photoshoot, a drama, a romance movie.

Why is it always me? Do I have ten bodies?

They're only asking for you, what can we do?

The company is aware of your dilemma.

Then at least, distribute the pay fairly!

What is one million?

If I give it to the needy, at least it'll get some publicity.

Hey, Goo Seul Ah.

Show off a little less. Do you think you're so popular because you're something special?

- Then, what?- The company is pushing you ahead first.

With a bang.

When will they give me my sexy single?

If it comes out, then bang! Rock bottom is just a matter of time.

Whether it will be a bang or not, you still wouldn't know until it's released.

Man, a youngster who's already got work done, what do you mean sexy?

Oh, what is wrong?

From now on, "bang" and "not" are prohibited in Angels.

Especially you, Goo Seul Ah.

If that word comes out of your mouth one more time,

I'll gladly show you how many of these will fit in your mouth.

We are as uncomfortable as you are,

so let's not get on each others' nerves.

Did the audition results come out?

Oh... That...

Our company and the movie company pushed for you, but

that jerk Lee Jae Min, who is playing the part of Young Master Lee,

told them to find another person if you get the part.

So Seul Ah got the Choon Hyang part...

You are Hyang Dan (Choon Hyang's maid).

Hey, you didn't even audition for that movie.

You are born with the Hyang Dan vibe. You can't overcome that with acting.

There is a thing called aura that can't be reached with just effort.

I am Choon Hyang and you are Hyang Dan.

I'm the center and the rest of you are the backup dancers!

I'm sorry. Because of me you guys are having a hard time.

Thanks to you, I get to be friends with the squids (ugly).

Hey!

The performance will be starting soon!

♫ Story of my life ♫

♫ Loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you ♫

♫ Until my heart stops ♫

♫ loudly with excitement ♫

♫ My love will always be ♫

♫ for you ♫

♫ Love like this ♫

♫ Us together ♫

♫ Will we grow distant? ♫

♫ I'm nervous ♫

♫ Is it supposed be like this?♫

♫ Strangely everyday ♫

♫ My heart races ♫

♫ Loving you, loving you, loving you, loving you ♫

♫ Until this heart gets tired ♫

♫ Sweetly and softly ♫

♫ My love will always be for you ♫

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Hey, are you crazy? You can't tell the difference between my foot and floor?

Get off of me!

While you all are playing around, I am doing more than 20 appointments a day!

Is that being human? That's being—

You guys would starve, if it wasn't for me.

If you know what's good for you, then crawl under my feet.

- What?!- Ah!

I can't stand it anymore. Either you leave or I do, let's decide it today!

- Aigoo!- Hey!

Hey, you—

Let go of my...!

Angels Disband After Feud

I am Jeong Ha Ni, reporter from Mass Punch.

Thanks for giving me time out of your busy schedule.

Don't mention it.

So you are doing a piece on a memorable girl group?

Yeah. But you seem to be doing better after disbanding.

I was doing some searching while waiting and found your revenue is the second highest in the field.

Do you have a secret for succeeding in such a short period of time?

We only handle re-marriages.

We analyze the mechanisms of second marriages and offer a unique matching service.

Then I won't be able to join even if I wanted to.

I guess I need to get my first marriage under my belt.

There's a total of five members in Angels, correct?

Goo Seul Ah is a famous actress... And the rest...

Also, Go Dong Mi and Hong Ae Ran.

Do you still keep in contact with them?

Of course. Except for Goo Seul Ah, we all are best of friends.

- Hello, everyone!- Go, go, go!

- Hello!- Hello.

Head shot!

Hello!

Hey pass it!

Hey, you little naughty punks!

How many times did I tell you not to play with a basketball in the hallway?

Do you want me to open your ears with the basketball?

Her top is about to blow!

Dong Mi is an elementary school teacher.

She is doing the kind of work that is just right for her.

Ah, very nice.

The pose is great.

Good. Keep going!

- Alright, please look here.- Hey!

Ah, nice.

Okay, again.

Ah, very nice. Keep up the good work.

Ae Ran is running an internet shopping mall.

Occasionally, I see photos of her posing in a bikini.

Will this have any impact?

Bring a bigger one, bigger one!

Like the size of a melon!

Everyone is doing well, I see.

What's the special reason for setting up a remarriage consulting service?

Perhaps one of you...

I am in my first marriage and living we—

Living well. And she is single again.

Remarriage is in the future...

You'll be remarrying?

It's in the process. Please wait a few more days.

I'll give you a pretty title for an article.

Honey Butter SteakChef Kim Jung Hoon's taste to make my woman fall for me

Honey Butter Steak Making my girl fall for it

You spread it on thick.

"I am re-marrying soon." "You'll be very surprised to know my famous future husband."

"Mass Punch will be the first to know after I get a proposal and get a ring."

That player, Kim Jung Hoon, says he wants to get married?

That's the vibe.

You're leaving already?

If I'm going to dine on my Hoon's masterpiece, going there with an empty stomach is proper etiquette.

You take care of the afternoon consultations.

Then I am leaving to get myself ready.

I'm going!

- Take a few pictures of her.- Ah, ah, okay.

I am shooting with the clinic in view.

- The camera is...- Oh, for heavens sake...

Drive, drive!

Didn't you see it?! Step on it!

- Where the hell am I supposed to drive to?!- Just quickly drive!

Naturally, naturally.

Did she go inside?

Did she go in? I can't see from my side.

No, she's going in. We didn't get caught.

Continue forward.

- Step on it!- I'm stepping on it!

I'm sorry. You should look where you're going.

Go ahead inside. I'll tidy up and follow you in.

Then, before we lose her, I'll go in first.

- Go inside.- Okay.

- Leave the camera.- Okay.

Yeah. It's a collision accident.

No. I caused it.

Excuse me, Ahjumma!

Oh my. What's this...

Ahjumma! If you hit my car, you should compensate me.

I am sorry.

I'm really sorry, but I have an urgent matter to tend to, so...

I left my card on the car and I've also called the insurance company,

so they'll be here soon to fix it. Please handle it when they do arrive.

No, no. Wait.

What kind of accident is it that it's so informal?

Business card?

Whether you are ahjumma or ahjussi... How can I trust a person who speaks differently from what he looks like?

Ajummoni.

Have you ever seen a hit and run who has parked his car?

That's why I am asking for your understanding, and I have an urgent matter to take care of, too.

More than getting my car hit, that designation is pissing me off.

Ajummoni?

Where do I look like an ahjumma?

To hear "ahjumma" from a person like you in broad daylight, do you think

I am applying eye cream every night?

I am sorry. I didn't recognize you Agassi (Miss).

Do you not know me?

Do we know each other?

- It's me. - Who?

- Angels. - Angels?

"Always for you" Do you not know the Angels, Angels?

♪ Loving you, loving you. Loving you, loving you ♪ This, this.

It seems like I've heard it...

Not sure.

Weren't you here in 2003?

I was in America.

So you were... You were in America...

I see you are busy. You can go now.

Then, may I leave now?

Yeah.

It's coming. I'll talk with the insurance person.

I am really sorry for hitting your car.

Being like that won't be easy in Korea...

Hey.

- Did you miss her? - No.

I saw her going into Doctor Park Jin Tae's room.

We just need to take photo of her coming out.

But what took you so long? Is it because your body is heavy?

Do you know the group Angels?

Of course I do. Goo Seul Ah, who just went into the room was a member of Angels.

The rest were 3 or 4 people... But they had no presence except Seul Ah.

Is that right?

My sparkling single life... I guess this is a goodbye.

Why does this feel so heavy to me?

Of course it is heavy. Do you know how many carats that ring is?

It's heavy because it feels like a ball and chain. Do I have to get married?

I answered "yes" because I was taken by the size of the diamond.

But I am afraid every time I see it.

Bang Dong Bae is a perfect man for marriage.

But how should I put it, my blood is not boiling.

Once you are married, you'll find many occasions that will make your blood hot.

Because he'll make you mad.

Should I take it back? Once I walk down the aisle, you can't get a refund for the ring, right?

You still have a week left, so think about it hard.

After the honeymoon, live with him for a year. Then register your marriage.

Logical suspicion is always right.

All men are nuts!

The family court is overflowing because of people like you marrying with tainted hearts!

Hey! What with the ruckus in the morning?

You should get ready for the meeting with your cleansed heart.

Meeting?

You have buyer's meeting at the elementary school? Papers?

Would I take a day off during the week for that sort of meeting?

This is 20:20 special meeting with sexy accountants.

Registration fee alone is whopping $200. She even went to the sauna this morning.

I am going to stop at the cathedral, too.

At 5pm today at Prima Hotel.

My mate is there.

♫ Do it with me ♫

♫ Let's change now ♫

♫ If we separate it'll be a shame ♫

♫ Nothing like that will happen ♫

♫ Without realizing ♫

♫ I am afraid ♫

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You are so dead Kim Jung Hoon.

Not a couple ring? You don't like showing that you are taken?

Then do you like doing the same thing that everybody is doing?

Doing this, I am the closest to your heart.

I love you Mi Mo.

The uterus can't be treated for anti-aging...

The sooner the first one arrives the better!

I am ready!

Ah, I'm tired.

My husband, are you exhausted? You must be.

How come you sleep so well lately?

Lately, my wife has been on my back and complaining.

She should be coming out soon, but why isn't she out yet?

I know. It's not coming out when it's time to, so the stress is no joke.

How should I put it? It feels like you are constipated or something like it.

I think it's driving her nuts because she feels packed but nothing comes out.

And that irritation comes to me directly.

You are having rough time. Don't lean on me.

I live as her cursing bag.

The woman I love didn't used to look like that.

- Ah, I'm getting tired...- Oh. Oh.

Honey, let go of me.

- You got her picture?- Yes, I got it.

Ok. Let's go and get the child's father.

Wow, Sunbae you're something. The child's father is really...

It's still not certain, not until we get it on a picture.

- Let's go.- Yes!

♫ Bring this funky track ♫

♫ If you'd marry me ♫

♫ Ta ta ta ta ta ta ♫

♫ Ta ta ta ta ta ta ♫

Omo, omo... My Heart

Where are you? It's pretty noisy.

I have music on in the car.

- Honey, what is the name of this song?- Are you on your way to somewhere?

I received your telepathy, so I'm on my way.

- Where?- Where do you think?

To the hotel where my prince Jung works at.

What? Here? Why?!

What do you mean "why"? You know very well why.

Han Mi Mo, you stop, stop right there.

No. Make a U-turn.

Not that either. Get off the next exit and go home.

Quickly!

Why? You're not done with preparations yet?

That's okay. I don't need anything, just give me a ring.

Hey, Han Mi Mo, you just can't come here. Please!

It's alright. There's nothing that's perfect, my Hoonie.

For me, this is fine, that is fine, as long as Hoonie is here...

Aigoo.

Is he upset because I found out?

What is this?

Message

What is this?Let's break up. I'm sorry.

Is he kidding me right now?

Jung Hoon, this is a joke, right?

Or is this a surprise?

Just as it said. Nothing more and nothing less. Let's split up.

What are you saying that out of the blue?

I was going to tell you tomorrow face to face.

But since you are showing up here unannounced, I can't help it.

What? It couldn't be helped?

Hey you son of a bitch! Even so how can you end a 2-year relationship with 2-line text?

Han Mi Mo, let's split up.

Hey!

Han Mi Mo

Will you marry me?

Are you advertising for everyone to see? Why don't you propose publicly?

Don't you think this is plenty?

This is lacking, we need more concrete proof like something loving.

It's not like a photo session and they would pose for us.

Kim Jung Hoon is this restaurant's chef, so he'd come out sooner or later.

The more evidence you have, their relationship will be a fact and not a rumor.

Oh my goddess.

What? Your water broke?

Okay, I got it. I'll be right there goddess.

- Sunbae, the baby is coming. - Of all days, why today?

It must come today. I'll take the car, sorry.

Hey, then I... Hey, how... Hey!

What did the gynecologist say? Is the baby healthy?

It is healthy as much as to piss me off.

Being healthy is good, what's with that?

Do you like it for holding me back?

I do like it.

Let's be happy for a long, long time.

Kim Jung Hoon, that son of a bitch,

pig's feet, poo fly, who is not even worth talking to!

Hey, who made this?

Dad.

Wow, your dad cooks this well?

He does everything well except one thing.

- What? - Seducing women.

Then teach him how to seduce women. You are popular, aren't you?

I never seduced girls before. They just come to me because they like me.

That's why you don't have friends.

I have you.

Let's eat quickly and go to the academy.

I prepared everything that you like.

The mother must eat well for the baby to be healthy.

You should be careful with what you say.

Everyone's going to know, anyway.

Hey, isn't it amazing?

I heard when men get famous, they become womanizers. He is doing just that.

He changed his ride.

The customer is not answering. After the beep—

Ah, why aren't you answering?

Break Time

Okay.

Customer, I'm sorry but we're getting ready for dinner at this time.

I didn't come here to eat dinner, though. I came to have afternoon tea.

Ah, yes, afternoon tea. You can enjoy the beverages over there at Springs.

But I really like the view here.

Spring has a better view. You can see the ocean straight ahead.

The ocean is the side view.

Customer, but our restaurant is getting prepared for dinner.

Okay, get prepared while I get prepared to eat—

Customer.

You despicable jerk. I said I was coming. At least feed me first then feed me the text of you leaving me.

Were you in a rush that badly? To end a relationship over a text while I am driving on the expressway?

You want to eat?

♪ Loving you, loving you! ♪ This.

Where should I eat? Should I eat with you guys?

Or will you prepare that table over there?

Were you two timing me?

I don't know who did it first, but the winner is you today.

In my heart, I want to rip your hair and fight, but

I'm not even this guy's wife or in a relationship at all now.

Are you going to rip my hair again?

Goo Seul Ah?

Honey, why did you take it off?

- Is it you again? - What do you mean "you again"?

Don't make me into an offender. I am not happy about this situation either.

Not happy? You are just not happy, but I am having bitter liquid coming up my throat.

Bad bitch.

Don't curse to my Seul Ah. She is more precious than me. Curse me if you have to.

- Hey, Kim Jung Hoon! - Our relationship...

Let's meet on a better day and end it.

What? A better day to end it?

People are watching and you are making Seul Ah uncomfortable.

You only see her being uncomfortable but don't see my heart oozing out bloody pus?

When is a good day for a man and woman to split up?

If you get that sort of day to split up then she won't cling on you?

I don't like to cling on to something that is already over.

But don't you think a two line text is too much?

Bad jerk.

Indeed the finger is better than the heart.

Da Jung was right.

You don't know until you open the ring case.

Why didn't you wait until you end one side cleanly start another? It's not like it takes that long to split up.

But this jerk didn't even have a ring case.

God! Please let me meet my mate at this historical meeting today.

My request is very simple.

A man who looks chic just wearing jeans and white T-shirt. A man whose stomach muscles don't disappear even after eating a lot.

A man revealing his sexy pubis when wearing Calvin Klein underwear.

That kind of man will do.

The time that I got dumped by a man.

Dong Mi wanted a man desperately with her own specific taste.

I told you not to keep sending me this kind of things. Why are you playing like this?

Don't you know that I'd gently ignore it?

Da Jung is fighting with the man who is dying for a divorce.

Hey, what is this?

I prepared it modestly.

You went overboard didn't you?

They are shining quite brilliantly.

How does it look to you? Isn't it pretty?

Ae Ran was shaking at the final contract with a man.

As expected, you have sense.

Just one teardrop.

Even one teardrop is waste for that sort of jerk.

Among you guys,

you would call this a senior and junior relationship, but in my world, we call this dating.

What will bring the biggest punch?

Thought it was a rosy passionate love, but it is a bloody love triangle...

Alright.

What's going on with that woman? She hasn't left yet?

Take care, you son of a bitch!

What's wrong with her? She's making me nervous.

That's a Hepburn limited edition pin. It is $30,000.

Right.

What's the big deal about $30,000?

My pride is a big deal.

$30,000... I am crazy.

To make $30,000, how many people do I need to match? I am crazy.

Oh. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa!

What is that woman doing?!

Oh, no!

Ah, my $30,000! My $30,000!

Ah! $30,000.

Oh, where... Where is it?

Hey, you... Hey, excuse me! Come out, come out! There's no one around.

Hey, Miss! Ah, no, Ahjumma! Miss!

No... My $30,000!

Aigoo! Stay there! Why did she have to go in? Stay right there!

I am coming in!

Stay there! I'm coming!

Just a little more! I'm coming!

Oh, just where is it?

Come over here!

Save me!

Save me!

He's just doing all sorts of things.

Aigoo, what's with him?

Hey! Excuse me!

Hey! Hey, come to your senses!

Omo, what do I do?

No! Oh, you!

What? What?

- Are you ok? - Yes, yes, I am ok.

Why are you touching me? Mom!

How could a person do that?! Is the world over just because he dumped you?

Nevertheless...

- Excuse me. - I'm saying get over it and live well no matter what.

- Yes... - That's revenge!

Yes. Oh my!

I will definitely get revenge.

By meeting a woman prettier than her.

With that courageous attitude, you will definitely find someone good for you.

I want a woman at least 12 years younger than me and someone who lives in Kangnam.

I was married to woman in a different field of work, but we couldn't converse well.

I need to meet a woman who travels in same circle. Don't want a B blood type. She was type B.

Don't want woman who went to a women's college. She went to a women's college.

Don't want a woman who likes the color red and eats on the bed.

Don't want a lazy woman who uses MSG in food.

Don't want a woman who throws tissue anywhere after she blows her nose. That's disgusting.

A woman who is thankful for my monthly paycheck.

A woman who doesn't ask for a new bag every time. A woman who throws out the trash right away so there's no bugs.

A woman who likes to clean. A woman who can clean the bathroom once a day.

Lastly, I want a woman who is shy at daytime and wild at nighttime. I want that kind of woman who has sense.

Not even a bikini, but jumping into the ocean with that clothing, anyone—

Sometimes there are incidents where people just go in.

Are you trying to find a needle on the beach?

That needle is quite expensive.

Anyone would think someone is crazy or suicidal if they jumped into the ocean.

I could be called crazy jumping into the ocean after the expensive needle, but it was you who attempted suicide.

You should know yourself before jumping into the ocean whether you can swim or not.

You looked like you were in a dire situation...

The waves of the winter ocean were that rough...

But why do you look familiar to me?

It's strange.

Hey, you, Ahjumma!

Right, the pervert!

I'm not a pervert.

Omo, omo... I have a business card here somewhere.

Your driving... I am a reporter at Mass Punch.

- Reporter?- Yes.

Then you've been following me?

Since when and up to when did you see?

Everything but not intentionally.

All of it?

What kind of coverage is this? Don't you have a guideline? Why would you follow a retired person and keep clinging on?

Look here, former Angels!

What?

We were not covering you. We have standards too and only handle the stars with impact.

You were just accidentally found during the coverage of Goo Seul Ah and Kim Jung Hoon's dating.

At least get the it right.

Look here.

Do you want to be dropped off in the middle of the expressway?

No.

Just what is this... I saved you from the water. But you just tease me and make me mad.

Hmm. Since I'm nice, I'm holding it in. I should hold it in.

Where is your house?

Seoul.

Is all of Seoul yours? Where in Seoul?

So the person who lives here—

- I am. Then the person who lives across the hall is? - I am.

What kind of nonsense fate is this.

- I know. We already bump into each other three times today.- Aigoo, if I have to see you once again...

We have to hold a ceremony without even asking for forgiveness...

What kind of rude... I'll just go into my place before you offend me any further.

Huh... Who's talking now...

What is this? It feels weird.

What kind of fate is this...? Running into her three times.

You should have fed me first before dumping me! You jerk!

Today's food is 8 out of 10.

Oh... It's an eight.

You're telling me to eat? Me?

I think it's enough to pay you back for saving me and driving me back.

Today, I have a feeling that it's better not to see you again.

- Okay then.- Ah, hey.

Want to have a drink with me?

You must be full already.

Have a seat. Here. Since I broke up today, it's a must to drink.

That way, I can have a new start.

Can you handle your liquor?

I can tear it to pieces.

Let's see.

Oh, it's quite good.

That's a relief. If it's not good, you might tear me into pieces like this.

Here! Ta-da!

There.

Drink.

Lately, there are a lot of busy parents.

So the school hired a counselor to check the students' psychology.

You must be shocked getting a call from me, aren't you?

Is there anything wrong with Tae Hyeon?

Well, it's not that much.

As you can see, it doesn't look like writing done by an eight-year-old.

"Who am I? Why was I born?"

"Lonely. Difficult." There are a lot of those words.

More than that, "I don't want to do homework,"

"I want to play more," "I like someone."

These kinds of things are more common for kids.

This is all because of you.

You keep asking for a divorce and now the kid knows.

I tried not to make it obvious.

I sent all the documents to your workplace.

Tae Hyeon is smarter than you.

Did you think he wouldn't know?

You're the one who caused it.

Did I gamble or cheat on you? Or am I abusive towards you?

Do you think that's the only reason for a divorce?

Let's live like humans.

More than a human, I'm sure you want to be like other men.

You're right.

I thought I was going to get married again.

It was a lie.

Why do you want to get married so badly?

Then do you want to date all your life?

Marriage is...

A man and a woman, our relationship

that is approved by the government.

If it's not approved,

then the relationship is not valid?

Of course not.

It's easy to leave when you are dating.

But for marriage,

if you want to break up, you need approval as well.

If they want to leave, they'll just leave.

Without any permission.

You drink so well.

Here, please accept one more.

I shouldn't though.

But,

Neighbor 1502, what's your name?

Ah.

I'm Song Soo Hyuk.

Neighbor 1501?

Me?

Han Mi Mo.

Is it funny?

Is it because of my name Han Mi Mo? Or is it because it doesn't match me?

I just reminded of another Han Mi Mo.

She called herself as Hussey of Daegwallyeong.

Who are you?

How can you know my nickname?

Your nickname?

Song Soo Hyuk, Song Soo Hyuk.

I had a bad feeling about your face...

Song Soo Hyuk, Song Soo Hyuk. Soo Hyuk...

Perhaps, Moonlight Elementary School?!

- Romeo?!- Juliet!

Eyes, look at me.

With this last embrace.

Life...

Hey.

Hey, it's "I will give you my lips that are like my life."

I... I will give...

I will give you my lips that are like my life...

Ha, Romeo is afraid of Juliet.

Looks like he doesn't want to kiss her.

This bad jerk.

Win!

Win!

- Soo Hyuk! Soo Hyuk!- Here!

- Here!- Soo Hyuk! Soo Hyuk!

- Block him!- Song Soo Hyuk! Song Soo Hyuk!

Here!

Goal! Goal! Goal!

If I were you, I would be to embarrassed to attend school.

How much did Romeo hate it that he didn't want to kiss you and ran?

Do you think anyone can be Juliet?

I would be enough. So that Soo Hyuk wouldn't feel disgusted.

If you do it, a crow will grab the back of your neck.

- What?- You think I don't know?

I am the best here.

The one who should be embarrassed

is that guy.

Today, I will show you his true colors.

- Hey.- Mi Mo, where are you going?

- Hey.- Where are you going?

Han Mi Mo!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Why would she...

Ah, hey. What are you?

Are you a pervert?

- There was something I wanted to confirm.- What?

You can't even kiss.

I wanted to see if you were a man or not.

I guess you are.

You're upsetting me.

The child molester, Han Mi Mo.

Hey! Because of that,

I can't live without a belt on!

I have a first kiss phobia because of that! How will you compensate for that?

I got my pants pulled down in front of the girls!

Everyone played like that.

They strip and catch some fish.

Hey! After elementary school, I always got beat up!

After that incident, I almost had to go to the hospital!

My life's most scornful, hellish, nauseating!

You too!

You saw.

Today...

My humiliation.

Is she all you can see?

Can't you see my heart being ripped apart?

You saw the pitiful main character.

My pathetic state.

You saw it.

More than when you are humiliated in front of those people who don't care.

Not more than a minute ago,

the man that I trusted,

in a scene where he is proposing to another woman in front of you.

It's more pathetic.

Brutal.

- Are you attending the blind date?- Yes.

- Your name?- Go Dong Mi.

You may go in. It starts at 5 o'clock.

Loving him with all my strength.

But, he ended it with a text.

Bad jerk.

Is it that hard?

Bad jerk.

How can you cry so pretty?

To make up for that time.

You're crazy.

I guess I am.

Should I try it once?

The things you can't do. Let's do it.

To meet these jerks, I woke up at 6am

and got dressed up?!

To continue, please give a round of applause.

The time is getting closer and closer.

Dong Mi forgot an important fact.

That charming accountant is married.

Or about to get married, or has no interest in women.

The accountants sitting there,

do not even desire that girl.

This is amazing.

Who will last till the end? One, two...

Feeling sad because she spent $200, she keeps drinking expensive wine.

Until she faints.

After drinking a soju bomb at 20, I discovered a whole new world.

The world the soju bomb introduced me to was

one without the pain of a breakup.

In that place, there's a happily ever after.

Go Dong Mi

It hurts.

- Hello?- Did you registered it?

Huh?

You register your marriage as soon as you could. You're afraid he'll run?

What are you talking about? Register?

I'm talking about the marriage registration!

Marriage registration?

Yesterday, you have to know what that jerk Kim Jung Hoon did to me.

Hey, that bastard didn't even prepare a ring box...

Huh?

Then, what about the call yesterday?

What is this?

Congratulations on your marriage. Have a happy life.

That's me.

What did she send me?

Goo Hae Joon, what did you send me? Why am kissing the girl next door?

Neighbor? She's your wife.

You officially married her yesterday.

What? My wife?

Why is there a childish ring on my finger?

You didn't see the marriage application from yesterday asking for it to be acknowledged?

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Really...

Should I try it once?

The things you can't do. Let's do it.

Marriage.

- Would you marry me? - Absolutely!

Argh!

♫ In my eyes you are so pretty, you're kissable ♫

♫ How amazing girl you are ♫

♫ In my eyes, you are so crazy lovable ♫

♫ How amazing girl you are ♫

♫ I know I'm crazy. I'm in love with you ♫

What's with the sudden marriage? You have a woman?

Hello. I'm Han Mi Mo.

I'm Goo Hae Joon.

Why did you give her the gown? Did you see her as a woman, not as a patient?

He wants a divorce.

Today I am going to cancel my marriage.

I want a kiss.

- Honey!- Wife.

What should we do now?

Do you think you can handle it? I'm going to love you like it's scary.

I like it the more intense it is.

♫ If I see your back ♫

♫ You are that beautiful ♫