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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,150 --> 00:00:16,090 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:16,090 --> 00:00:19,690 ♪ From Luna to Hidalgo I hike the trail ♪ 3 00:00:19,690 --> 00:00:23,430 ♪ And when I met you My heart set sail ♪ 4 00:00:23,430 --> 00:00:26,770 ♪ But I've just met another That tips my scale ♪ 5 00:00:26,770 --> 00:00:31,440 -♪ What? ♪ -♪ Chiles, mm, chiles are love♪ 6 00:00:31,440 --> 00:00:35,110 ♪ People of the Great State New Mexico ♪ 7 00:00:35,110 --> 00:00:38,580 ♪ Know how to set their Plates aglow ♪ 8 00:00:38,580 --> 00:00:43,280 ♪ But, darlin, I just told you I love you so ♪ 9 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:46,590 ♪ Chiles, mm, chiles are love ♪ 10 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:50,360 ♪ Love 'em Bunches of 'em ♪ 11 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,830 ♪ For breakfast, lunch And dinner ♪ 12 00:00:53,830 --> 00:00:57,500 ♪ There's not a plate That you can hate ♪ 13 00:00:57,500 --> 00:01:01,400 ♪ They turn my saint Into a sinner ♪ 14 00:01:01,400 --> 00:01:05,440 ♪ So, darlin', now you know Where you stand with me ♪ 15 00:01:05,440 --> 00:01:06,670 ♪ But I don't really under-- ♪ 16 00:01:06,670 --> 00:01:09,310 ♪ Don't start a fight What good would that be? ♪ 17 00:01:09,310 --> 00:01:13,110 ♪ There's just no shakin' This loyalty ♪ 18 00:01:13,110 --> 00:01:18,450 -♪ Chiles ♪ -♪ Mm, chiles are love ♪ 19 00:01:21,690 --> 00:01:25,230 [GAS BURNER TICKS] [FLAME IGNITES AUDIBLY] 20 00:01:27,630 --> 00:01:28,530 [OIL CRACKLING] 21 00:01:28,530 --> 00:01:32,200 ♪ So, darlin', now you know Where you stand with me ♪ 22 00:01:32,200 --> 00:01:33,400 ♪ But I don't under-- ♪ 23 00:01:33,400 --> 00:01:35,900 ♪ Don't start a fight What good would it be? ♪ 24 00:01:35,900 --> 00:01:39,740 ♪ There's just no shakin' This loyalty ♪ 25 00:01:39,740 --> 00:01:44,280 -♪ Chiles ♪ -♪ Mm, chiles are love ♪ 26 00:01:44,280 --> 00:01:48,150 ♪ We're just talking about A vegetable here, right? ♪ 27 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:53,490 ♪ Chiles, mm, chiles are love ♪ 28 00:01:55,790 --> 00:01:59,760 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYS] 29 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:03,760 [SWIFTLY CHANGES TO EERIE MUSIC] 30 00:02:06,330 --> 00:02:08,870 [MACHINE WHIRRING] 31 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:25,420 [WATER RIPPLING] 32 00:02:35,200 --> 00:02:37,930 [REFRIGERATOR CONTENTS CLATTER] 33 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:41,800 Good morning, babe. 34 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:43,900 [GIGGLING] Wow. 35 00:02:43,900 --> 00:02:47,680 Yeah, gotta ramp things up. Iron Man is in three months. 36 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,740 You look like an eight-year-old boy, 37 00:02:49,740 --> 00:02:51,410 going from hobby to hobby. 38 00:02:51,410 --> 00:02:53,480 I wish you'd focus your attention 39 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,780 on something else. 40 00:02:56,380 --> 00:02:58,250 Like your career. 41 00:02:58,450 --> 00:02:59,990 Joel, gross! 42 00:03:02,390 --> 00:03:04,260 Where is the coffee? 43 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,630 Where is my coffee maker? 44 00:03:06,690 --> 00:03:09,260 -Ew! -That's not good for you. 45 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,670 And you're way too jittery when you're on it. 46 00:03:11,670 --> 00:03:14,840 What-- That's when I don't have my coffee! 47 00:03:14,840 --> 00:03:17,840 Besides, it clashes with the kitchen. 48 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:20,010 It's an aesthetics thing. 49 00:03:22,440 --> 00:03:24,950 Breakfast! I'm starving! 50 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:27,410 Did you study your spelling? 51 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,850 Albuquerque. 52 00:03:30,420 --> 00:03:32,620 -A-L... -Hm. 53 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:36,820 B-U... cookie? 54 00:03:36,890 --> 00:03:40,830 [CHUCKLES] Come on, Mom! You're not getting any younger! 55 00:03:40,830 --> 00:03:43,630 That's what abuelita says. [GIGGLING] 56 00:03:43,630 --> 00:03:46,300 Yeah, well, abuelita is crazy. 57 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:49,000 -There you go! -[GIGGLING CONTINUES] 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:50,900 Okay, now try it. 59 00:03:52,310 --> 00:03:52,870 Mm, see? 60 00:03:52,870 --> 00:03:54,740 My daughter might not know how to spell, 61 00:03:54,740 --> 00:03:56,010 but she sure has good taste. 62 00:03:56,010 --> 00:04:00,050 Remember how you used to not like sweet potatoes? 63 00:04:00,350 --> 00:04:02,880 And kale? And beets? 64 00:04:02,880 --> 00:04:05,320 -Come on, Mommy! -Oh! 65 00:04:05,320 --> 00:04:07,820 You like it, right? You do like it. 66 00:04:07,820 --> 00:04:09,890 -I love it. -[BOTH GIGGLE] 67 00:04:09,890 --> 00:04:12,930 See? [SPEAKING SPANISH] 68 00:04:12,930 --> 00:04:14,830 [GIGGLES] 69 00:04:24,340 --> 00:04:28,680 What are you getting from all this juicing and training? 70 00:04:28,740 --> 00:04:30,980 I don't know. Purpose? 71 00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:35,080 -Food is fuel. -So is caffeine. 72 00:04:36,720 --> 00:04:42,460 [BICYCLE CHAIN CRANKING] 73 00:04:53,670 --> 00:04:54,570 [HORN HONKS] 74 00:04:54,570 --> 00:04:57,400 [TIRES SCREECH] [CRASH, GLASS SHATTERS] 75 00:04:59,970 --> 00:05:04,750 NARRATOR: We've got big things cooking here at Tortilla Hut. 76 00:05:04,750 --> 00:05:06,650 And whoever said size doesn't matter, 77 00:05:06,650 --> 00:05:11,050 obviously never tried our beef, beany burrito. 78 00:05:12,120 --> 00:05:13,120 Tortilla Hut, 79 00:05:13,120 --> 00:05:15,590 where everything is bigger and better. 80 00:05:15,590 --> 00:05:16,920 [CHIRPING IN COMMERCIAL] 81 00:05:16,920 --> 00:05:19,430 Babe, did you see that? [GASPS] 82 00:05:19,430 --> 00:05:20,830 -That was-- -Oh, sorry, boss. 83 00:05:20,830 --> 00:05:22,730 It's just-- That little guy cracks me up. 84 00:05:22,730 --> 00:05:25,070 I hate to say it, but my kids eat there too. 85 00:05:25,070 --> 00:05:27,800 I mean, where else can you get five tacos for 99 cents? 86 00:05:27,800 --> 00:05:29,870 Nowhere. And that should be the point. 87 00:05:29,870 --> 00:05:32,870 You want quality, you need to pay for it. 88 00:05:32,870 --> 00:05:34,010 [BELL RINGS] 89 00:05:34,010 --> 00:05:36,110 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 90 00:05:39,550 --> 00:05:40,450 [TV STILL PLAYS] 91 00:05:40,450 --> 00:05:43,420 Mm... Better. [CHUCKLES] 92 00:05:43,420 --> 00:05:46,750 Where are we with the crema de chile poblano? 93 00:05:46,750 --> 00:05:47,550 Uh... 94 00:05:47,550 --> 00:05:51,660 We can't make crema de chile poblano with no chiles. 95 00:05:51,730 --> 00:05:53,490 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 96 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:54,660 Are you sure you don't need 97 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:56,060 an extra hand in your chile field? 98 00:05:56,060 --> 00:05:59,100 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 99 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:00,500 Mm-mm. 100 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:03,840 If anyone asks, I went to town for supplies, okay? 101 00:06:03,840 --> 00:06:06,810 -Turn it off, Gonzalo. -Okay. 102 00:06:07,170 --> 00:06:10,110 JAVIERA: Turn it off, I can hear it! 103 00:06:10,110 --> 00:06:12,150 Well, personally, I think we should make 104 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:16,420 TH more hip. Appeal to the Millennials. 105 00:06:16,980 --> 00:06:20,020 Yeah, no, I call it TH. You like that? 106 00:06:20,020 --> 00:06:21,560 Having phone sex with my dad again? 107 00:06:21,560 --> 00:06:23,090 You know, Mr. Flanagan, your son actually just 108 00:06:23,090 --> 00:06:24,660 -walked in. -[WHISPERS] No, I-- 109 00:06:24,660 --> 00:06:28,130 -Yeah, no, here he is. -I-- Hey, dad. 110 00:06:28,530 --> 00:06:29,500 Yeah! 111 00:06:29,500 --> 00:06:31,570 A-huh, a-huh. 112 00:06:31,570 --> 00:06:32,470 You know... 113 00:06:32,470 --> 00:06:34,770 Yes, speaking of what I should be doing with my life, 114 00:06:34,770 --> 00:06:36,000 I really should get back to work, 115 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,570 because there's a new product meeting... 116 00:06:38,570 --> 00:06:40,510 -they just pushed to 10:00 a.m. -Yeah. 117 00:06:40,510 --> 00:06:42,540 Aaron just told me. 118 00:06:42,980 --> 00:06:44,110 Yeah, I can't wait to go. 119 00:06:44,110 --> 00:06:46,080 Yeah, no, it's gonna be the best part of my day. 120 00:06:46,080 --> 00:06:48,180 Okay, love you, bye. 121 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,020 Thanks, Aaron. 122 00:06:58,130 --> 00:06:59,030 Hey, buddy. 123 00:06:59,030 --> 00:07:01,200 He'll be late for the product meeting. 124 00:07:01,900 --> 00:07:03,600 Oh... 125 00:07:03,660 --> 00:07:04,470 Yeah. 126 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:06,200 You know I only took this assistant gig because I thought 127 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:09,670 he'd hardly be here, I'd have a shot at a promotion. 128 00:07:09,670 --> 00:07:11,810 I heard the family is putting pressure on him, 129 00:07:11,810 --> 00:07:13,470 but I'm sure he's gonna continue to do 130 00:07:13,470 --> 00:07:15,640 that bare minimum that he does, so... 131 00:07:15,640 --> 00:07:18,610 Yeah, but what if he starts to actually... 132 00:07:18,750 --> 00:07:19,650 you know, work? 133 00:07:19,650 --> 00:07:21,180 -Give me your jacket, come on. -Seriously? 134 00:07:21,180 --> 00:07:23,020 -Do it, come on. -You're kidding me! 135 00:07:23,020 --> 00:07:24,890 I'll bring it back. 136 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:27,490 What was that? 137 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,660 I wouldn't worry about that. 138 00:07:34,660 --> 00:07:39,170 STACEY: Good morning, everyone. Oh! Look at who showed up. 139 00:07:39,170 --> 00:07:40,530 Don't get too excited, sis. 140 00:07:40,530 --> 00:07:42,770 I just didn't want to talk to our father. 141 00:07:42,770 --> 00:07:46,140 So, I'm sure everyone has seen the headlines. 142 00:07:46,140 --> 00:07:47,810 We have? 143 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:53,950 Oh, Dad's not gonna like that! 144 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:57,950 No. We have to face the facts. Tastes are evolving. 145 00:07:57,950 --> 00:08:01,790 Our customers want artisanal food 146 00:08:01,790 --> 00:08:03,990 and authentic experience. 147 00:08:03,990 --> 00:08:07,260 Sophistication has come to Small Town, America. 148 00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:10,730 And we need to evolve right alongside. 149 00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:14,100 So, that only means one thing for Tortilla Hut: 150 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:15,770 menu diversity. 151 00:08:15,770 --> 00:08:18,540 We have been coasting for far too long. 152 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:21,210 We need to get out there in the field, 153 00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,180 and see what's cooking. 154 00:08:23,280 --> 00:08:24,140 So, Brian, 155 00:08:24,140 --> 00:08:26,680 um, I need you to take the East Coast. 156 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:27,810 -Yep. -And Megan, 157 00:08:27,810 --> 00:08:29,820 there's some great stuff happening in Chicago 158 00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:30,880 and in the Northwest. 159 00:08:30,880 --> 00:08:32,950 And Joel, I spoke to father about this, 160 00:08:32,950 --> 00:08:35,620 and he wants you to handle the Southwest. 161 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:36,560 No problemo. 162 00:08:36,560 --> 00:08:38,560 Which means you will be travelling 163 00:08:38,560 --> 00:08:39,260 to the Southwest 164 00:08:39,260 --> 00:08:42,060 and handling all research and development. 165 00:08:42,060 --> 00:08:43,100 I want you slumming it, 166 00:08:43,100 --> 00:08:45,800 in every hole in the wall, every hidden gem, 167 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:47,630 sampling as much of the regional food 168 00:08:47,630 --> 00:08:51,840 as it takes until we find our next big product. 169 00:08:51,840 --> 00:08:55,340 What? No way! That's like... 170 00:08:55,980 --> 00:08:58,050 work. That's like, real work. 171 00:08:58,050 --> 00:08:59,580 Send her! 172 00:08:59,580 --> 00:09:01,850 STACEY: Gina is on maternity leave 173 00:09:01,850 --> 00:09:02,980 starting next week, so... 174 00:09:02,980 --> 00:09:05,090 I'm training for a triathlon, that's like having a baby, 175 00:09:05,090 --> 00:09:07,050 except it's actually good for you. 176 00:09:07,050 --> 00:09:09,690 Stacey, why don't you let me take over the territory? 177 00:09:09,690 --> 00:09:11,830 I mean, it's a very viable region, 178 00:09:11,830 --> 00:09:15,300 and [SPEAKING SPANISH] 179 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:18,630 Yeah, let him do it. Let this guy... 180 00:09:18,630 --> 00:09:20,330 -Brian. -Whatever. 181 00:09:20,330 --> 00:09:22,940 Joel, I want you to handle this. 182 00:09:22,940 --> 00:09:25,740 And I think that Grandpop would have wanted 183 00:09:25,740 --> 00:09:26,970 you to get back to your roots. 184 00:09:26,970 --> 00:09:31,010 Roots? What roots? I'm from Laguna Niguel. 185 00:09:31,010 --> 00:09:36,150 I-- I'm eating clean right now. I can't eat junk. 186 00:09:36,150 --> 00:09:37,150 Well, that's good, 187 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:39,350 because I want you to focus on New Mexican cuisine. 188 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,620 I can't each cheese! I can't eat fats, 189 00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:42,790 I can't even eat good fats. 190 00:09:42,790 --> 00:09:44,630 I don't remember the last time I had an avocado. 191 00:09:44,630 --> 00:09:47,130 And let's face it, [IN UNISON] I hate Mexican food. 192 00:09:47,130 --> 00:09:50,860 And that's not my fault, because I have a Jewish stomach. 193 00:09:50,860 --> 00:09:53,770 Which is odd, because we're Irish. 194 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:59,240 -Never said it made sense. -All right, any questions? 195 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:01,140 [JAVIERA SIGHS] 196 00:10:04,980 --> 00:10:09,650 -Why aren't you in school? -We had a half day, remember? 197 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:11,950 Right. 198 00:10:13,350 --> 00:10:15,960 You know, I could help if you would let me. 199 00:10:15,960 --> 00:10:18,230 You can't help roast the chiles, chiquita. Hmm? 200 00:10:18,230 --> 00:10:22,160 What's the big deal? They're just chiles! 201 00:10:22,860 --> 00:10:25,900 -Just chiles? -Yeah. 202 00:10:26,030 --> 00:10:29,300 Maybe it's time you learn about your legacy. 203 00:10:29,300 --> 00:10:31,040 Hm? 204 00:10:31,410 --> 00:10:35,110 [CHUCKLING] Okay. Your legacy. 205 00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:39,210 A legacy is something special that's in your family. 206 00:10:39,210 --> 00:10:42,050 It's a part of you, and not everyone has it. 207 00:10:42,050 --> 00:10:45,920 -So it's only special to us? -Oh, yeah. 208 00:10:45,920 --> 00:10:49,220 This is our family secret. Okay? 209 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:51,390 -You can't tell anyone. -I pinky swear. 210 00:10:51,390 --> 00:10:55,060 -Pinky swear? I'm trusting you. -Okay. 211 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,030 All right. 212 00:10:57,030 --> 00:10:59,030 So, it goes like this. 213 00:10:59,030 --> 00:11:01,170 A long, long time ago, 214 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:06,970 your great, great, great grandfather made a pact 215 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:09,480 with a very wise man. 216 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,310 His name was Fabian Garcia. 217 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,350 And he would become known 218 00:11:14,350 --> 00:11:19,350 as the inventor of the New Mexico, green chile. 219 00:11:19,350 --> 00:11:21,150 -Cool. -Hm. 220 00:11:21,150 --> 00:11:24,160 JAVIERA: But at the time, Mr. Garcia was just 221 00:11:24,160 --> 00:11:25,460 a penniless farmer. 222 00:11:25,460 --> 00:11:27,330 He had no money to give. 223 00:11:27,330 --> 00:11:28,730 SOPHIA: That's not right. 224 00:11:28,730 --> 00:11:32,270 JAVIERA: But he had something better, chiquita. 225 00:11:32,270 --> 00:11:36,040 -He had seeds. -[SOPHIA CHUCKLES] 226 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:41,270 JAVIERA: These chile seeds have been passed on 227 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:44,180 through the generations and one day, 228 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,810 they will pass on to you. 229 00:11:47,050 --> 00:11:51,020 [LAUGHING] 230 00:11:51,020 --> 00:11:53,420 Is this why your cooking is so good? 231 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:57,960 Hey! [CHUCKLING] 232 00:11:59,260 --> 00:12:01,290 You totally ambushed me back there! 233 00:12:01,290 --> 00:12:04,330 All right, all right. Just sit down. 234 00:12:06,530 --> 00:12:08,340 It's time to get serious, Joel. 235 00:12:08,340 --> 00:12:10,470 Look at me. I am serious, 236 00:12:10,470 --> 00:12:14,040 about not going to Arizona or New Mexico? 237 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:17,180 Wherever you told me to go. What do I look like? 238 00:12:17,180 --> 00:12:19,050 I'm not a Southwestern guy. 239 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:23,050 And I'm busy! I've got work. My law practice? 240 00:12:23,050 --> 00:12:25,520 Occasional client who is one of daddy's golfing buddies 241 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:29,460 -does not a lawyer make. -It's only one of them. 242 00:12:29,520 --> 00:12:32,830 What do you wanna do with your life? 243 00:12:33,030 --> 00:12:35,800 The lease on all your toys and lifestyle is going 244 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,960 to run out if you don't make a smart choice. 245 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:41,130 And you know of the terms of the estate. 246 00:12:41,270 --> 00:12:45,810 Why don't you just commit to a year of Tortilla Hut? 247 00:12:45,940 --> 00:12:48,070 What is stopping you? 248 00:12:49,180 --> 00:12:52,110 You said that Grandpop was your hero. 249 00:12:52,280 --> 00:12:53,980 Well he went to war, came back, 250 00:12:53,980 --> 00:12:57,920 and started a $500 million enterprise. 251 00:12:58,220 --> 00:13:01,090 Doesn't that mean anything to you? 252 00:13:03,390 --> 00:13:05,460 Let's be honest, sis. 253 00:13:06,030 --> 00:13:08,130 It's just junk food. 254 00:13:11,260 --> 00:13:13,300 It's the family business. 255 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:17,140 And in my book, that's not junk. 256 00:13:23,110 --> 00:13:24,410 [EXHALES AUDIBLY] 257 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:29,320 -[BICYCLE CHAIN CRANKING] -[DISTANT DOG BARKING] 258 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:39,260 [RHYTHMIC MUSIC PLAYING] 259 00:13:42,100 --> 00:13:43,500 Oh, good! You already packed. 260 00:13:43,500 --> 00:13:47,300 So, you got my text after all, I mean-- 261 00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,040 JOEL: What's going on? 262 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:56,180 I'm enjoying my coffee. 263 00:13:57,510 --> 00:14:00,910 You know, that's really not good for you. 264 00:14:00,910 --> 00:14:02,620 Oh, I know, Joel. 265 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,650 And I'm done. 266 00:14:07,150 --> 00:14:08,490 Done? What do you mean done? 267 00:14:08,490 --> 00:14:10,660 You're coming with me to New Mexico! 268 00:14:10,660 --> 00:14:12,590 You're gonna have to do this one on your own. 269 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,560 You know, not everything revolves around you, Joel. 270 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:17,100 You know, for the last two years, 271 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,300 we've done everything. Everything that you've wanted. 272 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,970 We've gone on dates with your friends, 273 00:14:20,970 --> 00:14:23,000 and you've told me what to wear, and what to drink-- 274 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,500 -Because you asked! -And now you're obsessed 275 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:30,240 with trying to be Iron Man. -No, I'm trying to do Iron Man! 276 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,150 [EXHALES IN EXASPERATION] 277 00:14:32,150 --> 00:14:36,480 Have you ever, ever, thought about what I wanted? 278 00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:40,690 What do you want, Lauren? 279 00:14:42,220 --> 00:14:43,290 I want... 280 00:14:43,290 --> 00:14:45,630 someone who can make me laugh. 281 00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:49,230 [SCOFFS] I never said I was a friggin' comedian. 282 00:14:49,460 --> 00:14:51,630 You know what I mean. 283 00:14:53,270 --> 00:14:55,340 [LAUREN SIGHS AUDIBLY] 284 00:14:57,700 --> 00:14:59,370 I'm funny. 285 00:15:01,170 --> 00:15:06,710 [BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 286 00:15:29,540 --> 00:15:34,510 Ay, I'm not getting any younger! Oops! 287 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:36,740 [GIGGLES] 288 00:15:37,480 --> 00:15:41,250 [SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS] 289 00:15:43,220 --> 00:15:46,150 [RESTAURANT CHATTER] 290 00:15:49,490 --> 00:15:53,460 I'll be right with you, okay? Is it good? Yes? 291 00:15:53,530 --> 00:15:55,330 There we go! 292 00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:56,730 Ay, Cordelia! 293 00:15:56,730 --> 00:15:59,270 Always a sight for sore eyes. 294 00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:01,630 Hey, doesn't the new sign look great? 295 00:16:01,630 --> 00:16:03,100 -Preciosa. -[KEVIN LAUGHS] 296 00:16:03,100 --> 00:16:06,740 Hey, did Javiera tell you the new tour just sold out? 297 00:16:06,740 --> 00:16:08,510 -Really? Well, that's very good. -Yeah! 298 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:12,410 Your daughter is becoming quite the little rockstar. 299 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:15,480 -[CORDELIA CHUCKLES] -Just like her old lady. 300 00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:19,790 -Where is my little pinto bean? -Oh, Lord. 301 00:16:19,790 --> 00:16:22,720 Let him get run over by a truck. 302 00:16:23,620 --> 00:16:26,690 Okay, maybe not. Maybe a tractor. 303 00:16:26,690 --> 00:16:30,230 He could survive the truck, right? [LAUGHTER] 304 00:16:30,230 --> 00:16:31,260 Enjoy, enjoy, enjoy! 305 00:16:31,260 --> 00:16:35,340 JOEL: Babe, it's me. It went straight to voicemail. 306 00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:36,800 In that way where you have the choice 307 00:16:36,800 --> 00:16:38,410 whether or not to take the call or not. 308 00:16:38,410 --> 00:16:40,240 Anyway, I was thinking about what you were saying 309 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,510 about how you think everything revolves around me. 310 00:16:43,510 --> 00:16:46,410 But remember when we went down to San Diego 311 00:16:46,410 --> 00:16:48,450 for that frisbee-golf competition 312 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,450 and you left early 313 00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,280 because your mom got sick and went to the hospital 314 00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,620 and I won that night? And I never made it a big deal. 315 00:16:54,620 --> 00:16:56,790 I was really disappointed, but I didn't bring it up. 316 00:16:56,790 --> 00:17:01,190 And we both know people can live without their appendix! 317 00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:04,600 Actually, that's probably not a good example. 318 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,130 -Listen, I want to-- Can we-- -The mailbox is full 319 00:17:07,130 --> 00:17:08,840 and cannot accept any messages at this time. 320 00:17:08,840 --> 00:17:11,240 -Jesus Christ. -Good bye! 321 00:17:11,240 --> 00:17:14,310 [ENGINE REVVING] 322 00:17:14,640 --> 00:17:17,240 [GROANS] [CHUCKLES] 323 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:20,680 Javi, nobody makes chile sauce like you have. 324 00:17:20,680 --> 00:17:22,320 No one! 325 00:17:22,580 --> 00:17:25,350 You know what? This is just the beginning. 326 00:17:25,350 --> 00:17:26,750 I mean, with the success of the cafe, 327 00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,490 we can look towards a real restaurant in Santa Fe. 328 00:17:29,490 --> 00:17:30,690 I've been there, done that. 329 00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:33,130 Yeah, but that was Albuquerque. You know? 330 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:36,230 I'm talking about something big here, right? 331 00:17:36,230 --> 00:17:37,800 We're building a brand! 332 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:40,630 I see a cooking show 333 00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,740 and a whole line of products 334 00:17:42,740 --> 00:17:44,440 starting with your signature dish. 335 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:47,240 I'm still getting used to the new sign. 336 00:17:47,240 --> 00:17:48,410 Don't you think it's a bit much? 337 00:17:48,410 --> 00:17:51,140 Come on, you gotta shake things up a little bit, baby! 338 00:17:51,140 --> 00:17:54,610 No, I like things the way they are. 339 00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:56,220 Static? 340 00:17:57,380 --> 00:17:59,150 Timeless. 341 00:17:59,220 --> 00:18:04,220 [RANCH MUSIC PLAYING] 342 00:18:05,290 --> 00:18:06,730 [BELL DINGS] 343 00:18:15,870 --> 00:18:17,570 [BELL DINGS] 344 00:18:19,610 --> 00:18:22,840 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 345 00:18:28,350 --> 00:18:29,350 [WRENCH CRANKING] 346 00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,220 Passing through, I'm wondering if there's a good place 347 00:18:31,220 --> 00:18:32,290 to grab a bite to eat. 348 00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,290 Sure, there's a Tortilla Hut just down the road. 349 00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:35,690 [WHISPERS] You gotta be kiddin' me. 350 00:18:35,690 --> 00:18:38,160 But if you're looking for a real gem, 351 00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,530 go down the road about five miles 352 00:18:39,530 --> 00:18:41,830 and make a right at the first four-way stop. 353 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:45,470 -You can't miss it. -Thank you so much. 354 00:18:53,770 --> 00:18:55,780 [EXHALES AUDIBLY] 355 00:19:06,690 --> 00:19:07,550 Oh, Joel. 356 00:19:07,550 --> 00:19:09,190 That's like discovering the hamburger. 357 00:19:09,190 --> 00:19:11,890 Green chile is practically the state dish. 358 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:14,260 JOEL: What are you talking about, Stacey? 359 00:19:14,260 --> 00:19:15,330 It's friggin' fantastic! 360 00:19:15,330 --> 00:19:19,830 It's got green chile, pinto beans, and chicken! 361 00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,570 It's not even bad for you. 362 00:19:21,570 --> 00:19:25,770 Beans give you fiber, chicken is protein, 363 00:19:25,770 --> 00:19:27,770 and green chile is a vegetable. Done! 364 00:19:27,770 --> 00:19:29,480 STACEY: And how would we package it? 365 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:31,780 -You're not thinking. -Do you really think 366 00:19:31,780 --> 00:19:33,550 our consumer base is concerned 367 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,450 with your authenticity obsession? 368 00:19:35,450 --> 00:19:37,320 Hank, don't fill up on junk food! 369 00:19:37,320 --> 00:19:40,490 The only people who order tacos from a drive-through window are 370 00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:44,320 -stoners and big, fat-- -[SLURPING] 371 00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:47,330 I mean, somewhat, slightly obese people, 372 00:19:47,330 --> 00:19:50,760 who I'm sure are lovely people on the inside? 373 00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:54,500 This is a lot harder than it looks, okay? 374 00:19:54,730 --> 00:19:56,340 It's not exactly written on a sign 375 00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:00,310 where to find the best food in New Mexico. 376 00:20:06,680 --> 00:20:08,780 Let me call you right back. 377 00:20:08,780 --> 00:20:13,720 -[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] -[IGNITION CRANKING] 378 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:18,260 KEVIN: See, we've got a whole variety 379 00:20:18,260 --> 00:20:19,390 of different types of peppers. 380 00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:21,530 They come in all different shapes, sizes, color. 381 00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:24,500 But this one, right here, the New Mexico green chile, 382 00:20:24,500 --> 00:20:26,370 that's what we're roasting right here. 383 00:20:26,370 --> 00:20:27,530 Doesn't that smell amazing? 384 00:20:27,530 --> 00:20:30,640 You're gonna see everything that you could possibly imagine 385 00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:32,370 from the chile family in New Mexico. 386 00:20:32,370 --> 00:20:34,670 But it's really the green chile that is the star. 387 00:20:34,670 --> 00:20:38,340 This is what has become the local favorite. 388 00:20:40,910 --> 00:20:43,550 KEVIN: Save your appetite for Javiera's, 389 00:20:43,550 --> 00:20:46,350 cooking up her signature dish! 390 00:20:47,490 --> 00:20:51,320 [BANJO MUSIC PLAYING] 391 00:20:57,530 --> 00:21:00,530 [SCREECHING] [POPPING] 392 00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:10,710 All right, here we go. 393 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:19,790 KEVIN: We've got a real treat here, huh? 394 00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:50,680 [CUTLERY CLATTERING] 395 00:22:14,410 --> 00:22:17,580 KEVIN: I told you it was worth the wait, right? 396 00:22:17,580 --> 00:22:19,410 [CHUCKLING] Enjoy! 397 00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:23,520 Hey, why don't you guys try taking small bites? 398 00:22:23,520 --> 00:22:26,750 Really savor this food, huh? 399 00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:33,630 I'm tasting pork and something else. 400 00:22:34,060 --> 00:22:36,960 Apples. Mm. Oh, my God, apples! 401 00:22:36,960 --> 00:22:40,630 Perfect harmony of the sweet and the savory. 402 00:22:40,630 --> 00:22:42,400 Just like life. 403 00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:43,100 [CHUCKLING] 404 00:22:43,100 --> 00:22:47,670 And who knew garlic soup actually tastes awesome? 405 00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:49,840 [LAUGHS DELIGHTEDLY] 406 00:22:53,110 --> 00:22:57,920 Did you get the avocado? Perfect match. 407 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,820 [CORDELIA SPEAKING SPANISH] 408 00:22:59,820 --> 00:23:03,460 I've never seen such fancy watches and purses. 409 00:23:03,460 --> 00:23:06,090 Let's hope they spend some money in town. 410 00:23:06,090 --> 00:23:08,690 -I'm coming over. -Okay. 411 00:23:09,860 --> 00:23:11,130 -Hello, young man! -Hi! 412 00:23:11,130 --> 00:23:15,470 Hi. Why aren't you with the group? 413 00:23:15,570 --> 00:23:20,040 -Uh... -You look triste. Sad. 414 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:22,540 -I do? -Yes. 415 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,040 Muy triste. 416 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:27,210 Oh, why? 417 00:23:27,210 --> 00:23:31,180 Why are you so triste? I can feel your energy. 418 00:23:31,180 --> 00:23:32,820 My girlfriend just broke up with me. 419 00:23:32,820 --> 00:23:34,150 We were pretty serious. Why am I-- 420 00:23:34,150 --> 00:23:37,020 -WOMAN: Oh, that's terrible! -Terrible. 421 00:23:37,020 --> 00:23:39,830 Such a good looking, young man, huh? 422 00:23:39,830 --> 00:23:41,560 -Sí. -Yes. 423 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:44,660 And look, great physique. 424 00:23:44,660 --> 00:23:46,130 Yes and nice clothes. 425 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:49,870 You know what, nice clothes means nice job. 426 00:23:49,870 --> 00:23:51,540 Yes. 427 00:23:51,940 --> 00:23:54,970 Pero triste. Why? 428 00:23:54,970 --> 00:23:57,240 Why did she leave you? 429 00:23:57,710 --> 00:23:59,850 Well, she... 430 00:23:59,850 --> 00:24:02,880 claimed I didn't make her laugh. 431 00:24:03,180 --> 00:24:05,620 -Huh? -No? 432 00:24:05,890 --> 00:24:08,120 It's crazy, right? I mean, to leave someone, 433 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:11,060 for this ridiculous reason that's untrue? 434 00:24:11,060 --> 00:24:12,930 Come. Let's have some lunch. 435 00:24:12,930 --> 00:24:16,500 Forget your troubles with some good food. 436 00:24:16,500 --> 00:24:18,630 -That's great. -Come on! 437 00:24:18,630 --> 00:24:20,030 Okay. 438 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:24,600 [CORDELIA SPEAKING SPANISH] See you later. 439 00:24:27,210 --> 00:24:29,910 I'm sorry, are you with the tour? 440 00:24:29,910 --> 00:24:31,640 -Uh... -Gonzalo, Gonzalo. 441 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:36,920 Have pity on him. His fiancé... [SPEAKING SPANISH] 442 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,890 -[CORDELIA GROANS] -Aw, sorry, bro. 443 00:24:39,890 --> 00:24:41,020 What do you want me to do? 444 00:24:41,020 --> 00:24:43,690 The orders are even, and you know Javiera. 445 00:24:43,690 --> 00:24:45,660 MAN: What's the matter? 446 00:24:45,660 --> 00:24:47,560 I just lost my appetite. 447 00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,230 What's wrong? Is there anything wrong? 448 00:24:50,230 --> 00:24:53,630 Hey, pal! This is a private party. 449 00:24:53,630 --> 00:24:55,200 MAN: If he stays, we go. 450 00:24:55,200 --> 00:24:56,800 What am I hearing? 451 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,970 CORDELIA: What's going on here? 452 00:24:57,970 --> 00:25:00,210 They don't seem to like you very much. 453 00:25:00,210 --> 00:25:03,040 I don't um... I've-- 454 00:25:03,580 --> 00:25:07,010 Mamá. What's going on? 455 00:25:08,180 --> 00:25:10,280 No one is eating. 456 00:25:13,150 --> 00:25:15,920 I never make the wrong amount. 457 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:18,620 Yeah, well, mistakes happen every day. 458 00:25:18,620 --> 00:25:20,990 -For some, but not for me. -Listen, lady. 459 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:23,660 I'm just a guy who needs a meal. 460 00:25:23,660 --> 00:25:26,170 Maybe we could work something out? 461 00:25:26,170 --> 00:25:30,640 Oh. [LAUGHS] 462 00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,810 You are a really funny guy, you know that? 463 00:25:33,810 --> 00:25:35,780 Everyone satisfied? 464 00:25:35,780 --> 00:25:36,980 This bozo followed us in here, 465 00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:41,080 and now he's trying to eat all of this amazing food for free. 466 00:25:41,080 --> 00:25:44,720 Sorry, sport. Who are you? 467 00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:47,820 Don't worry about it, Mr. Mustache. 468 00:25:48,690 --> 00:25:50,360 What do you mean? 469 00:25:51,220 --> 00:25:53,290 He's not with the tour? 470 00:25:54,330 --> 00:25:57,760 -KEVIN: And stay out! -[DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 471 00:25:59,700 --> 00:26:03,840 Sorry about your lady friend, bro. Eat your feelings. 472 00:26:25,760 --> 00:26:28,360 JOEL: So, I just tried something pretty terrific. 473 00:26:28,360 --> 00:26:30,100 Acting like a human being? 474 00:26:30,100 --> 00:26:32,670 [JOEL LAUGHING] 475 00:26:32,670 --> 00:26:34,730 -No! An empanada. -I thought 476 00:26:34,730 --> 00:26:37,770 -you couldn't get on that tour. -I have my ways. 477 00:26:37,770 --> 00:26:38,970 Listen, here's the thing. 478 00:26:38,970 --> 00:26:42,210 There's this woman, Javiera Torres. 479 00:26:42,210 --> 00:26:43,880 And I think she may be the real deal. 480 00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:45,810 Sounds like people come from all around 481 00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:47,280 to try this signature dish 482 00:26:47,280 --> 00:26:48,910 -of hers. -Ha-ha. 483 00:26:48,910 --> 00:26:50,080 I smell marketing campaign. 484 00:26:50,080 --> 00:26:53,720 Tell me she's 80 years old, full of wrinkles and character. 485 00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:56,720 Uh... sort of. 486 00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:57,990 No, coffee. Is it coffee? 487 00:26:57,990 --> 00:26:59,930 Do you think we can market her dish? 488 00:26:59,930 --> 00:27:00,990 Listen, don't kill me, 489 00:27:00,990 --> 00:27:04,700 but I haven't exactly tried it, yet. 490 00:27:04,930 --> 00:27:05,930 -Hey. -Hm. 491 00:27:05,930 --> 00:27:08,070 How did you let that jerk get in? 492 00:27:08,070 --> 00:27:09,740 Look at the lengths people are going 493 00:27:09,740 --> 00:27:13,910 to eat your food, huh? It's starting, baby! 494 00:27:13,910 --> 00:27:16,340 Oh, Javiera, would you stay a minute? 495 00:27:16,340 --> 00:27:20,110 Your dish is delicious. I could eat it all the time. 496 00:27:20,110 --> 00:27:22,950 You make a terrific, frozen dinner. 497 00:27:22,950 --> 00:27:27,220 Could you share with us some of your culinary secrets? 498 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:28,420 Oh... 499 00:27:28,420 --> 00:27:30,720 How do you make love? 500 00:27:30,720 --> 00:27:32,990 -What? -From behind. 501 00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:35,860 It's sort of like asking how I cook. 502 00:27:35,860 --> 00:27:38,800 It's personal. 503 00:27:39,230 --> 00:27:42,740 There are food blogs dedicated to this woman. 504 00:27:42,740 --> 00:27:44,000 Joel, you have to go back! 505 00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,970 No, I'm done. I've done my civic duty. 506 00:27:45,970 --> 00:27:49,480 Okay, listen, I have a really big board meeting 507 00:27:49,480 --> 00:27:50,840 coming up in the next few weeks, 508 00:27:50,840 --> 00:27:53,210 and I need something positive to report. 509 00:27:53,210 --> 00:27:56,050 I really need your help here, Joel. 510 00:27:56,050 --> 00:27:57,480 And remember what we talked about 511 00:27:57,480 --> 00:27:59,220 regarding your inheritance. 512 00:27:59,220 --> 00:28:03,120 [POLICE SIREN WAILING] 513 00:28:13,730 --> 00:28:15,100 Joel? 514 00:28:15,170 --> 00:28:18,500 Joel? [PHONE RINGS] 515 00:28:18,840 --> 00:28:19,810 Hello? 516 00:28:19,810 --> 00:28:21,910 Oh, hey, buddy! How's New Mexico? 517 00:28:21,910 --> 00:28:24,180 Oh, hey Aaron. Question for you. 518 00:28:24,180 --> 00:28:26,380 Why did a highway patrolman just inform me that 519 00:28:26,380 --> 00:28:29,150 my license has been suspended, and as a result, 520 00:28:29,150 --> 00:28:31,880 my car is being towed away? 521 00:28:31,950 --> 00:28:33,990 Wow! That is-- that's terrible. 522 00:28:33,990 --> 00:28:35,320 You know, I was sure... 523 00:28:35,320 --> 00:28:38,860 you know, that I sent in that renewal paperwork. 524 00:28:38,860 --> 00:28:40,030 There is no doubt about it. 525 00:28:40,030 --> 00:28:42,030 JOEL: Now I have to wait to get in front of the DA 526 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,360 to talk about a temporary permit. 527 00:28:44,360 --> 00:28:45,460 This is all on you, pal. 528 00:28:45,460 --> 00:28:47,830 It's because of you, I insulted a cop, 529 00:28:47,830 --> 00:28:50,140 and the tow truck driver, although he deserved it. 530 00:28:50,140 --> 00:28:53,070 And now I can't even get a ride into town! 531 00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:59,410 [SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING] 532 00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:13,860 Seriously? 533 00:29:17,360 --> 00:29:19,270 "Gone fishin'"? 534 00:29:19,330 --> 00:29:20,370 With an apostrophe? 535 00:29:20,370 --> 00:29:23,000 -Not fishing, I-N-G-- -[SPLASH] 536 00:29:27,410 --> 00:29:29,380 [WHISPERS] Outstanding. 537 00:29:31,440 --> 00:29:37,120 [GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING] 538 00:29:49,230 --> 00:29:51,560 KEVIN: Listen, would you take a look at these for me? 539 00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:54,470 -Contracts? How romantic! -Mm-hm. 540 00:29:54,470 --> 00:29:56,500 I know, baby, but it's good to have 541 00:29:56,500 --> 00:29:58,470 things in writing, hm? 542 00:29:58,470 --> 00:30:02,210 -You're gonna miss our tour bus. -I look like a tourist to you? 543 00:30:02,210 --> 00:30:05,310 You sure don't look like you belong here. 544 00:30:05,310 --> 00:30:07,150 -Amen, sister. Amen. -Hey! 545 00:30:07,150 --> 00:30:10,880 Sophia, haven't I told you not to talk to strangers? 546 00:30:10,880 --> 00:30:13,320 Hey, I'm really not that strange. 547 00:30:13,320 --> 00:30:15,990 [GIGGLING] He's funny. 548 00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:16,990 Thanks, Junior! 549 00:30:16,990 --> 00:30:19,090 Is this man bothering you, Sophie? 550 00:30:19,090 --> 00:30:20,930 My name is Sophia. 551 00:30:20,930 --> 00:30:21,990 And no, he's funny. 552 00:30:21,990 --> 00:30:23,630 It's not enough for you to ruin my tour, 553 00:30:23,630 --> 00:30:26,570 now you have to come and harass the locals too? 554 00:30:26,570 --> 00:30:29,900 -Hey, I was invited. -By who? 555 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:33,970 [KEVIN LAUGHS] Well, that doesn't count. 556 00:30:33,970 --> 00:30:36,940 It's my tour and I want you out of Villanueva. 557 00:30:36,940 --> 00:30:39,280 You always have your man speak for you? 558 00:30:39,280 --> 00:30:41,880 This isn't just about Kevin's tour, 559 00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:42,580 but my cafe. 560 00:30:42,580 --> 00:30:46,590 My cooking is my life, and I won't let anyone make 561 00:30:46,590 --> 00:30:48,390 a mockery of it. 562 00:30:49,290 --> 00:30:52,260 Hey, don't look at me! 563 00:30:54,590 --> 00:30:57,260 Displaced anger, huh, pal? 564 00:30:57,260 --> 00:30:59,130 Something like that. 565 00:30:59,130 --> 00:31:02,370 [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS] 566 00:31:12,040 --> 00:31:13,610 [EXHALES] 567 00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,920 Gracias, Diego. 568 00:31:17,220 --> 00:31:20,920 I'll have what he had, minus the flavor. 569 00:31:21,990 --> 00:31:23,560 [ICE SCRAPING] 570 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:26,630 You know, sugar causes cancer, right? 571 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:28,630 Okay, thank you. 572 00:31:38,440 --> 00:31:39,310 I knew it! 573 00:31:39,310 --> 00:31:42,110 [IGNITION CRANKING] I missed everything. 574 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:43,580 Does your face hurt much? 575 00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,610 Do you think you got permanent brain damage? 576 00:31:45,610 --> 00:31:47,350 Like, one day, when you're 80, 577 00:31:47,350 --> 00:31:50,150 you'll wake up and not even know who you are? 578 00:31:50,150 --> 00:31:51,080 Honestly, kid, 579 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:53,190 I genuinely wish that day were today. 580 00:31:53,190 --> 00:31:56,520 Listen, do you know any hotels around here? 581 00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,220 Maybe like a Four Seasons or something? 582 00:31:58,220 --> 00:32:01,060 Oh, Ermenda rents rooms out. She owns a gift shop 583 00:32:01,060 --> 00:32:04,100 right across the street, with like, the chiles. 584 00:32:04,160 --> 00:32:06,200 Sophia, vámonos! 585 00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:07,730 Look, listen. I'm-- 586 00:32:07,730 --> 00:32:10,240 I'm really not such a bad guy here. 587 00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:11,170 Listen, uh... 588 00:32:11,170 --> 00:32:13,070 whoever you are, I don't know where you come from, 589 00:32:13,070 --> 00:32:15,980 but around here, everybody looks out for each other. 590 00:32:15,980 --> 00:32:19,240 So, if I were you, I'd watch it. 591 00:32:19,550 --> 00:32:20,680 Ms. Javiera? 592 00:32:20,680 --> 00:32:22,510 I couldn't help but notice that you were handling 593 00:32:22,510 --> 00:32:25,120 some legal documents from your friend. 594 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:28,190 -You're a lawyer? -Yeah, I'm a lawyer. 595 00:32:28,190 --> 00:32:28,750 Figures. 596 00:32:28,750 --> 00:32:30,590 I would get a professional look at those if I were you. 597 00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:32,690 You wouldn't wanna do anything that you would regret. 598 00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:35,130 Like turning around and talking to you? 599 00:32:35,130 --> 00:32:38,100 [SOPHIA GIGGLES] Good one, Mama! 600 00:32:39,030 --> 00:32:41,730 What a cute town. It's great. 601 00:32:42,100 --> 00:32:44,200 STACEY: Hey, I've been trying you for hours. 602 00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,140 Don't start with me, sis. It's been the worst week. 603 00:32:47,140 --> 00:32:49,480 Yeah, I heard about Lauren. Are you okay? 604 00:32:49,480 --> 00:32:51,640 I haven't had time to process it. 605 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,610 And I'm sure Aaron told you, my good friend, 606 00:32:54,610 --> 00:32:55,780 that my car has been impounded, 607 00:32:55,780 --> 00:32:58,120 and I have to wait to get in front of the DA, 608 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,590 but he apparently has "gone fishin'"! 609 00:33:03,120 --> 00:33:05,090 I can hear you grin, sis. 610 00:33:05,090 --> 00:33:06,160 Being stuck in a town 611 00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,430 with one of the best regional chefs in New Mexico? 612 00:33:08,430 --> 00:33:10,500 Now, why would I want that? 613 00:33:11,430 --> 00:33:12,730 Just like old times. 614 00:33:12,730 --> 00:33:14,200 My sister mocking me. 615 00:33:14,200 --> 00:33:17,240 [CHUCKLING] I'm staring at a photo 616 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,370 of the marketing campaign we did. 617 00:33:19,370 --> 00:33:21,140 You were such a bad actor! 618 00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:24,110 That's because you made me eat the product! 619 00:33:25,210 --> 00:33:26,550 [WHISPERS] Hi! Hold on, just a second. 620 00:33:26,550 --> 00:33:28,380 STACEY: Yeah, but we had fun, didn't we? 621 00:33:28,380 --> 00:33:29,580 No, as I recall, you loved it, 622 00:33:29,580 --> 00:33:33,190 because you were always Daddy's little company girl. 623 00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:39,630 [BELLOWS] Oh, come on! 624 00:33:44,400 --> 00:33:46,170 It's charming. 625 00:33:46,230 --> 00:33:49,840 Didn't realize I was renting a room from the Vatican. 626 00:33:51,170 --> 00:33:53,640 Uh, you sure I can't pay you online? 627 00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:56,740 I still use Windows 97. 628 00:33:59,850 --> 00:34:01,810 [WOMAN CLEARS THROAT] 629 00:34:05,420 --> 00:34:08,850 Are there any restaurants open? I'm starving. 630 00:34:09,420 --> 00:34:12,830 We only have one restaurant. Javiera's. 631 00:34:12,830 --> 00:34:16,100 -[EXHALES] -And she's only open for lunch. 632 00:34:16,100 --> 00:34:18,830 Looks like you really burned that bridge, huh? 633 00:34:18,830 --> 00:34:23,140 You have to integrate yourself, muchacho. 634 00:34:24,240 --> 00:34:27,440 Maybe I'll go buy some turquoise paint. 635 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:29,510 Gonna get my suitcase. 636 00:34:36,750 --> 00:34:38,180 [ENGINE REVVING] 637 00:34:38,180 --> 00:34:41,350 Hey! Watch it, jerk! 638 00:34:48,790 --> 00:34:50,600 Sorry, I didn't know it was you. 639 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,400 You make it a habit of calling people "jerks"? 640 00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:55,730 Well, you almost ran me over. Listen, let's start over, huh? 641 00:34:55,730 --> 00:34:57,440 Shall we? I'm in a bit of a bind. 642 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:59,710 See, I am stuck here until the DA comes back 643 00:34:59,710 --> 00:35:01,370 -from his fishing trip. -Yes, so I heard. 644 00:35:01,370 --> 00:35:05,840 And I may starve to death. How about a quid pro quo? 645 00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:06,610 Huh? 646 00:35:06,610 --> 00:35:08,380 I will look over your boyfriend's contracts, 647 00:35:08,380 --> 00:35:09,920 -the guy with the mustache... -Are you...? 648 00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:12,820 And in exchange, you give me a great meal. Huh? 649 00:35:12,820 --> 00:35:14,490 How about that? Hey! 650 00:35:14,490 --> 00:35:18,220 A district attorney's fee is $300 an hour, at least! 651 00:35:18,220 --> 00:35:20,530 I'd say that's a pretty good deal. 652 00:35:20,530 --> 00:35:22,260 Think about it! 653 00:35:26,670 --> 00:35:29,500 [SIZZLING] 654 00:35:42,180 --> 00:35:44,220 [PHONE BUZZES] 655 00:35:45,750 --> 00:35:47,420 -Hello? -Hey! 656 00:35:47,420 --> 00:35:50,490 I just wanted to check in on you. 657 00:35:50,490 --> 00:35:53,390 KEVIN: I didn't get a chance to explain those contracts 658 00:35:53,390 --> 00:35:58,330 -before I left. -I'm fine. How's your eye? 659 00:35:58,330 --> 00:35:59,400 It's still there. 660 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,930 Listen, if that asshole comes back-- 661 00:36:01,930 --> 00:36:03,870 I should go. 662 00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,440 Sophia needs help with her homework. 663 00:36:07,510 --> 00:36:08,340 Okay. 664 00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:10,910 -Night, baby. -Good night. 665 00:36:16,920 --> 00:36:20,250 Hey! Flying to your man? 666 00:36:20,250 --> 00:36:22,350 He's not my man. 667 00:36:24,660 --> 00:36:27,560 All right, he's sort of like my man. 668 00:36:27,560 --> 00:36:30,430 You know, Kevin-- Kevin's a good guy. 669 00:36:30,430 --> 00:36:33,300 He is fun. He's cute. 670 00:36:33,300 --> 00:36:34,800 And we sort of have the same goals. 671 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:37,640 Sort of is not good enough for my daughter. 672 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:42,340 Mama, I am a single mother living in Villanueva. 673 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,340 Population: 846. 674 00:36:44,340 --> 00:36:48,850 848! Tina had babies, twins. 675 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:50,780 I stand corrected. 676 00:36:50,780 --> 00:36:52,420 848. 677 00:36:52,420 --> 00:36:53,490 My point is, 678 00:36:53,490 --> 00:36:56,960 "sort of" has become my, "fantastic". 679 00:36:56,960 --> 00:36:58,660 I'm okay with that. 680 00:36:58,660 --> 00:37:01,890 More importantly, I trust Kevin. 681 00:37:01,890 --> 00:37:03,960 -Sort of. -Sort of. 682 00:37:10,870 --> 00:37:12,870 Who are you cooking for? 683 00:37:13,940 --> 00:37:16,640 Oh, please. That man is an ass. 684 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,510 Yes, I saw his ass. 685 00:37:19,510 --> 00:37:21,980 And let me tell you something about it: 686 00:37:21,980 --> 00:37:24,280 -I approve. -Mama! 687 00:37:24,280 --> 00:37:27,350 -Take it, take it! Yeah! -Mamá! 688 00:37:27,350 --> 00:37:29,520 What did I miss? What did I miss? 689 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:32,720 -Nothing. -Nothing. 690 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:33,690 Here. 691 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:37,700 Why don't you bring this to your new best friend, hm? 692 00:37:40,970 --> 00:37:43,570 Ay! Sophia! 693 00:37:57,620 --> 00:37:58,650 Wow, that's pretty good. 694 00:37:58,650 --> 00:38:00,520 It probably has a lot of sugar in it though, right? 695 00:38:00,520 --> 00:38:01,920 Uh... It's actually all natural. 696 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:04,560 Mango, pear, ginger, with a bit of carrot 697 00:38:04,560 --> 00:38:06,690 to give it that unique zip. 698 00:38:06,690 --> 00:38:10,000 -You want me to take it back? -Oh, no, no, thank you. 699 00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:10,760 It's... 700 00:38:10,760 --> 00:38:14,600 It's pretty perfect, actually. You can't get that back home. 701 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:16,870 -I'll tell you that. -Where is that, Iceland? 702 00:38:16,870 --> 00:38:21,640 Ah... No, actually. I'm from Irvine, California. 703 00:38:21,640 --> 00:38:25,540 Well, you probably can't get this there, either. 704 00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:29,510 Dinner or breakfast? 705 00:38:29,510 --> 00:38:31,480 Sí? [CHUCKLES] 706 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:33,120 You know, I was... 707 00:38:33,120 --> 00:38:35,790 really hoping for the house special. 708 00:38:35,790 --> 00:38:37,890 Oh, I only make that once a week. 709 00:38:37,890 --> 00:38:41,790 That's only for family and friends. 710 00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:51,070 [MYSTERIOUS MUSIC PLAYING] 711 00:38:52,770 --> 00:38:54,510 [CHIMING] 712 00:38:57,940 --> 00:38:59,910 It's really good. 713 00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:02,750 Excuse me. 714 00:39:03,650 --> 00:39:06,120 -You like it? -It's perfect. 715 00:39:07,120 --> 00:39:09,050 You wanna know a secret? 716 00:39:10,990 --> 00:39:14,490 [WHISPERS] I don't like Mexican food... 717 00:39:15,530 --> 00:39:17,000 normally. 718 00:39:19,870 --> 00:39:21,830 But this is good. 719 00:39:22,030 --> 00:39:24,670 Are you sure it's Mexican food? 720 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,440 [GIGGLING] 721 00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:35,510 Hey. 722 00:39:35,510 --> 00:39:38,420 So, it's a fairly basic partnership agreement. 723 00:39:38,420 --> 00:39:40,120 You've agreed to partner on a product line 724 00:39:40,120 --> 00:39:43,420 and a potential, new restaurant venture. 725 00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:44,790 Yes, but why the fairly? 726 00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:46,730 Well, I'm assuming you agreed to this, 727 00:39:46,730 --> 00:39:49,860 but the percentage of ownership... 728 00:39:49,860 --> 00:39:53,200 um... it's a 60-40 split. 729 00:39:53,730 --> 00:39:55,470 In your boyfriend's favor. 730 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:58,540 I just wanted to make sure, because it seems a bit askew. 731 00:39:58,540 --> 00:40:02,170 It seems pretty obvious that you're the real asset here. 732 00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:06,010 Also, we should go over division of net profits, 733 00:40:06,010 --> 00:40:08,680 -and equity compensation. -It's fine. 734 00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:11,580 Also, there's something you should know. 735 00:40:11,580 --> 00:40:12,580 [EXHALES AUDIBLY] 736 00:40:12,580 --> 00:40:17,120 Recipes aren't protected under copyright law. 737 00:40:17,120 --> 00:40:19,560 Anyone can copy a chef's recipe. 738 00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,560 And I just wanted you to be aware of that. 739 00:40:22,630 --> 00:40:24,160 What are you suggesting? 740 00:40:24,160 --> 00:40:27,070 That Kevin would steal my dish? 741 00:40:27,130 --> 00:40:28,600 No. 742 00:40:28,830 --> 00:40:30,240 No, no, no. 743 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,100 From the little that I know Kevin, 744 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:34,470 he seems like a real stand-up guy. 745 00:40:34,470 --> 00:40:36,210 And I might add, quite a catch. 746 00:40:36,210 --> 00:40:39,140 Is that your professional opinion? 747 00:40:40,550 --> 00:40:41,210 Yes. 748 00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:44,920 Because your counsel is no longer needed. 749 00:40:47,820 --> 00:40:49,490 Thanks for... 750 00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:51,520 dinner. 751 00:40:54,690 --> 00:40:56,630 He seems sad. 752 00:40:56,960 --> 00:40:59,560 You don't know him, chiquita. 753 00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:00,600 We don't know him. 754 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:02,630 How are you supposed to know somebody 755 00:41:02,630 --> 00:41:05,740 if you don't give them a chance? 756 00:41:07,710 --> 00:41:13,250 [SPANISH MUSIC PLAYING] 757 00:41:17,980 --> 00:41:21,950 [PANTING] [CHUCKLING] 758 00:41:22,690 --> 00:41:25,760 -Don't you ever go to school? -It's Feast Day! 759 00:41:25,760 --> 00:41:27,990 Of course it is. What's that? 760 00:41:27,990 --> 00:41:29,830 Feast day of Saint Isidre. 761 00:41:29,830 --> 00:41:31,100 Patron saint of farmers. 762 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,230 We all pray for a good harvest. 763 00:41:33,230 --> 00:41:35,800 -And then what do you do? -We eat! 764 00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,970 Of course you do. 765 00:41:36,970 --> 00:41:39,140 [EXHALES] [GROANS] 766 00:41:39,140 --> 00:41:41,170 Why do you run so much? 767 00:41:41,170 --> 00:41:42,770 Because it's good for you. 768 00:41:42,770 --> 00:41:45,540 Besides, I'm training for Iron Man. 769 00:41:45,540 --> 00:41:47,210 You know Iron Man? 770 00:41:47,580 --> 00:41:48,950 You're a pretty literal kid, huh? 771 00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:52,120 Well, I'm a kid, and maybe you're just not used to that. 772 00:41:52,120 --> 00:41:54,620 True. I'm not used to it at all. 773 00:41:54,790 --> 00:41:56,790 -Can I ask you a question? -That was a question. 774 00:41:56,790 --> 00:41:59,560 -But yes, you can. -Why did you hit Kevin? 775 00:41:59,560 --> 00:42:02,790 -Self-defense. -Why did Kevin hit you? 776 00:42:03,230 --> 00:42:05,230 You'd have to ask him that. 777 00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:08,700 What's the worst thing you've ever done? 778 00:42:09,230 --> 00:42:11,240 Cheat on my LSATS. 779 00:42:11,670 --> 00:42:15,770 -How about you? -Call my dad and hang up on him. 780 00:42:15,770 --> 00:42:17,180 I just wanted to hear his voice. 781 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:19,780 He lives in Albuquerque with his new wife 782 00:42:19,780 --> 00:42:20,910 and their brand new baby. 783 00:42:20,910 --> 00:42:23,250 He's my brother, but when I look at him, 784 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:25,220 I just see a big blob. 785 00:42:26,180 --> 00:42:29,350 What's the nicest thing you've ever done? 786 00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:31,720 Yet to be determined. 787 00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:36,060 Does that mean you've never, ever done anything nice? 788 00:42:36,730 --> 00:42:37,300 Means... 789 00:42:37,300 --> 00:42:40,870 maybe it means I haven't done anything worth mentioning yet. 790 00:42:40,870 --> 00:42:42,270 Call it bum luck. 791 00:42:42,270 --> 00:42:44,000 I call that pathetic. 792 00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:45,840 [LAUGHING] 793 00:42:47,770 --> 00:42:48,870 Jesus. 794 00:42:48,870 --> 00:42:54,380 [MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING] 795 00:43:19,170 --> 00:43:22,110 Look at that gringo eating goat! 796 00:43:22,110 --> 00:43:23,340 [GIGGLING] 797 00:43:23,340 --> 00:43:24,680 You're kidding, right? 798 00:43:24,680 --> 00:43:27,880 No, Mr. Handsome. It is goat. 799 00:43:28,650 --> 00:43:30,150 Who knew I liked goat? 800 00:43:30,150 --> 00:43:35,690 It's got this amazing smoky, earthy thing going on. 801 00:43:35,750 --> 00:43:37,190 That's Javiera and her chiles. 802 00:43:37,190 --> 00:43:41,090 The Torres family are known for their chiles. 803 00:43:41,090 --> 00:43:43,230 They win all the big awards. 804 00:43:43,230 --> 00:43:45,660 Where do they grow these chiles? 805 00:43:47,170 --> 00:43:51,370 Oh, sorry. Is that a thing? I didn't know that was a thing. 806 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,670 The key difference between a New Mexican 807 00:43:53,670 --> 00:43:57,440 and Mexican cuisine is the way you use your chiles. 808 00:43:57,440 --> 00:44:00,280 You know? It can make or break a dish. 809 00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:01,710 Including your daughter's? 810 00:44:01,710 --> 00:44:03,980 My daughter is a very good cook. 811 00:44:03,980 --> 00:44:04,980 Speaking of which, 812 00:44:04,980 --> 00:44:07,020 do I really have to wait a full week 813 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,190 for this signature dish of hers? 814 00:44:08,190 --> 00:44:10,990 -Couldn't I do something to-- -Look at Mr. Charming. 815 00:44:10,990 --> 00:44:12,860 -[CHUCKLES] -Don't push it. 816 00:44:12,860 --> 00:44:15,960 Javiera has been known to skip for weeks 817 00:44:15,960 --> 00:44:18,060 if she's not feeling like it. 818 00:44:18,060 --> 00:44:20,200 Or if she's pissed off. 819 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:21,970 -[GIGGLING] Oh. -Yeah. 820 00:44:21,970 --> 00:44:24,340 I bet she never gets pissed off. 821 00:44:25,000 --> 00:44:30,480 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 822 00:44:40,750 --> 00:44:43,150 CORDELIA: What could I do? Just tell me. He just showed up! 823 00:44:43,150 --> 00:44:45,320 Hija, I really don't understand you. 824 00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:48,960 I mean, what's your problem? He-- he-- he's... 825 00:44:48,960 --> 00:44:50,460 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 826 00:44:50,460 --> 00:44:52,500 Oh, looks? That's all it takes for you? 827 00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:56,300 I think after Papá you'd learn your lesson! 828 00:44:56,300 --> 00:44:57,070 Sh! 829 00:44:57,070 --> 00:45:00,870 Yes, I had eight hellish years with your Papá. 830 00:45:00,940 --> 00:45:03,480 But the sex was fantástico. 831 00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,910 And that made up for it? 832 00:45:04,910 --> 00:45:07,980 Well, let me tell you something. You know what, it did not hurt. 833 00:45:07,980 --> 00:45:12,280 Oh, and when it hurt, it hurt so good. 834 00:45:12,280 --> 00:45:15,290 [CONVERSING IN SPANISH] 835 00:45:15,290 --> 00:45:16,860 Ay! 836 00:45:18,060 --> 00:45:21,190 -[CHEERING] -[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]- 837 00:45:24,860 --> 00:45:27,230 You know, I never thought I was religious, 838 00:45:27,230 --> 00:45:29,130 but I like this church. 839 00:45:29,970 --> 00:45:34,770 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 840 00:46:09,210 --> 00:46:11,840 -So, where's the middle? -MAN: The universe? 841 00:46:11,840 --> 00:46:13,910 It's too big to tell. 842 00:46:14,010 --> 00:46:14,950 Just think. 843 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:16,080 Before Galileo came along, 844 00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:18,820 people thought the Earth was in the middle. 845 00:46:18,820 --> 00:46:20,350 -Really? -JAVIERA: Uh-huh. 846 00:46:20,350 --> 00:46:22,290 We all thought that all the stars 847 00:46:22,290 --> 00:46:25,290 and the planets revolved around us. 848 00:46:25,290 --> 00:46:27,030 JOEL: Is it true? 849 00:46:27,030 --> 00:46:29,230 Are we out of beer? 850 00:46:30,400 --> 00:46:34,330 Galileo proved that we're just a part of it all. 851 00:46:34,330 --> 00:46:35,870 -Huh, that's... -Sucks. 852 00:46:35,870 --> 00:46:39,370 Let's face it, Galileo and his stupid little telescope 853 00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:41,040 are total downers. 854 00:46:41,040 --> 00:46:42,570 Galileo was a hero. 855 00:46:42,570 --> 00:46:44,980 He was a man of great integrity and honor. 856 00:46:44,980 --> 00:46:47,410 He went to jail for what he believed. 857 00:46:47,410 --> 00:46:48,550 Yeah? Well, I'm stuck 858 00:46:48,550 --> 00:46:50,880 in this dusty little town without a proper, 859 00:46:50,880 --> 00:46:53,990 workout facility. So, stuff happens. 860 00:46:53,990 --> 00:46:55,390 Listen, it sucks... 861 00:46:55,390 --> 00:46:57,220 that we're not the center of the universe. 862 00:46:57,220 --> 00:47:00,090 It really, really sucks. Who's with me? 863 00:47:00,090 --> 00:47:02,360 Me! Oh, yeah. 864 00:47:02,430 --> 00:47:04,130 Listen. Listen. 865 00:47:04,130 --> 00:47:06,130 Is there a 7/11 around here? 866 00:47:06,130 --> 00:47:09,600 MAN: Tell me this guy is not our new science teacher. 867 00:47:09,600 --> 00:47:11,970 JOEL: Siete/once? 868 00:47:12,040 --> 00:47:14,970 Anyone? [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 869 00:47:14,970 --> 00:47:16,570 JAVIERA: Hey! 870 00:47:17,240 --> 00:47:21,550 Didn't anyone warn you about the drinking and the altitude? 871 00:47:21,550 --> 00:47:22,350 Yeah. 872 00:47:22,350 --> 00:47:24,620 I got it with the attitude. 873 00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:25,950 Altitude. 874 00:47:25,950 --> 00:47:28,350 [WHISPERS] Hey, can I get a ride? 875 00:47:28,350 --> 00:47:29,320 -Oh. -No. 876 00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,160 -Sure. -No. 877 00:47:31,220 --> 00:47:32,360 No, not in my car! 878 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:35,130 That is a sweet little lady right there. 879 00:47:35,130 --> 00:47:36,060 [JOEL GROANS] 880 00:47:36,060 --> 00:47:39,460 -Is he drunk? -Of course not. 881 00:47:39,560 --> 00:47:41,530 [JOEL MUTTERS GIBBERISH] 882 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:42,630 Really? 883 00:47:42,630 --> 00:47:43,940 Ok, maybe a little. 884 00:47:43,940 --> 00:47:45,970 Let this be a lesson for you. 885 00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:48,240 Don't drink and study astronomy. 886 00:47:48,240 --> 00:47:49,670 Don't drink! 887 00:47:49,670 --> 00:47:51,010 It turns you into a fool. 888 00:47:51,010 --> 00:47:53,650 But you said he was a fool when he wasn't drunk. 889 00:47:53,650 --> 00:47:57,650 Why do I have a daughter that questions me at every turn? 890 00:47:57,650 --> 00:47:59,080 Why do you say that? 891 00:47:59,080 --> 00:48:00,650 [JOEL SNORES] 892 00:48:00,650 --> 00:48:02,650 So how are you gonna get him home? 893 00:48:02,650 --> 00:48:05,090 Well, that's a good question. 894 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:07,690 Hey, uh, wake up! 895 00:48:07,690 --> 00:48:10,130 Wake up, you crazy man! 896 00:48:10,130 --> 00:48:11,230 He's not waking up. 897 00:48:11,230 --> 00:48:14,370 [JOEL CONTINUES SNORING AND MUTTERING] 898 00:48:19,540 --> 00:48:22,170 [CROWING] 899 00:48:24,710 --> 00:48:28,310 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 900 00:48:50,030 --> 00:48:53,740 I wrote, "Stay in the truck!" 901 00:48:53,740 --> 00:48:56,710 -Can't you read? -Don't shout! 902 00:48:56,710 --> 00:48:58,980 My head is killing me. 903 00:48:59,110 --> 00:49:00,040 JAVIERA: Okay 904 00:49:00,040 --> 00:49:01,650 -Am I dead? Is this heaven? -No. 905 00:49:01,650 --> 00:49:05,650 But this is clearly my personal hell. Ugh! 906 00:49:05,650 --> 00:49:08,690 This is your family's, secret chile field. 907 00:49:08,690 --> 00:49:09,550 Isn't it? 908 00:49:09,550 --> 00:49:11,220 What do you know about my chile field? 909 00:49:11,220 --> 00:49:14,990 Nothing, look, you're the one who dragged me here, okay? 910 00:49:14,990 --> 00:49:18,100 I tried to get you out of my truck. 911 00:49:18,100 --> 00:49:19,160 I can't believe this. 912 00:49:19,160 --> 00:49:20,630 Only my family knows about this place. 913 00:49:20,630 --> 00:49:22,600 Don't worry, I'm not gonna tell anyone. 914 00:49:22,600 --> 00:49:23,630 Besides, I couldn't. 915 00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:25,740 I have no idea where the hell we are. 916 00:49:27,140 --> 00:49:28,610 Wait. What are you doing? 917 00:49:28,610 --> 00:49:30,270 No, no, no. My grandfather had a farm 918 00:49:30,270 --> 00:49:32,480 and I was a vegetarian for years, it's fine. 919 00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:34,480 [JAVIERA EXHALES AUDIBLY] 920 00:49:36,680 --> 00:49:37,550 [CRUNCH] 921 00:49:37,550 --> 00:49:40,350 -Uh-uh. -Wow, that's good! 922 00:49:40,350 --> 00:49:43,120 No eating the product. 923 00:49:47,560 --> 00:49:48,790 You said your... 924 00:49:48,790 --> 00:49:51,430 your grandfather was a farmer? 925 00:49:51,430 --> 00:49:52,630 He was an entrepreneur of sorts, 926 00:49:52,630 --> 00:49:55,030 but what I remember most about him 927 00:49:55,030 --> 00:49:57,370 was how much he loved nature. 928 00:49:57,540 --> 00:49:59,500 He always told me not to overcomplicate things, 929 00:49:59,500 --> 00:50:02,570 so the best ideas are often the most simple. 930 00:50:02,570 --> 00:50:04,080 It's kind of his motto. 931 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:05,080 It's like cooking. 932 00:50:05,080 --> 00:50:08,450 Sometimes the most complex dishes can be... 933 00:50:08,450 --> 00:50:09,510 the most simple. 934 00:50:09,510 --> 00:50:12,480 You can't hide behind your ingredients. 935 00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,320 Exactly! 936 00:50:14,420 --> 00:50:15,750 I think. 937 00:50:18,490 --> 00:50:21,260 Must be nice to have a passion for something. 938 00:50:21,260 --> 00:50:22,730 [JAVIERA SCOFFS LIGHTLY] 939 00:50:22,730 --> 00:50:25,230 You don't like being a lawyer? 940 00:50:25,330 --> 00:50:27,530 I wouldn't say it's a calling, like your cooking. 941 00:50:27,530 --> 00:50:32,200 I wouldn't say my cooking is a calling as much as it's... 942 00:50:32,800 --> 00:50:34,640 an instinct. 943 00:50:36,270 --> 00:50:39,140 -Instinct? -Mm-hm. 944 00:50:40,510 --> 00:50:43,080 It sure is beautiful out here. 945 00:50:45,120 --> 00:50:48,550 It's like we're in the center of the universe, huh? 946 00:50:48,790 --> 00:50:50,490 Galileo. 947 00:50:52,290 --> 00:50:54,590 -Cute. -Uh-huh. 948 00:50:54,830 --> 00:50:56,760 JAVIERA: Real cute. 949 00:50:59,560 --> 00:51:01,430 You know, just because I have a bag over my head, 950 00:51:01,430 --> 00:51:04,240 doesn't mean I don't know exactly where we are. 951 00:51:04,240 --> 00:51:07,270 Two right turns and a stop sign, right? 952 00:51:07,270 --> 00:51:09,340 You forgot a sharp left. 953 00:51:09,340 --> 00:51:10,680 Oh! 954 00:51:11,580 --> 00:51:13,210 Okay, thank you, thank you. 955 00:51:13,210 --> 00:51:16,150 Listen, we seem to have gone off on a bad start. 956 00:51:16,150 --> 00:51:19,520 How about I make it up to you? You ever been to Santa Fe? 957 00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,450 Hm. Never heard of it. 958 00:51:22,750 --> 00:51:24,320 Okay, lame question. 959 00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,560 Well, I never have. 960 00:51:25,560 --> 00:51:27,560 -I was just thinking... -No! 961 00:51:27,560 --> 00:51:29,460 I'm not going on a date with you. 962 00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,900 Good, because I'm in a relationship. 963 00:51:31,900 --> 00:51:32,800 Oh, really? 964 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,130 -I heard you were dumped. -Okay, I got dumped. 965 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:38,270 And you have a boyfriend. 966 00:51:38,270 --> 00:51:39,270 This would just be 967 00:51:39,270 --> 00:51:43,440 me taking you out to a very expensive meal. 968 00:51:43,810 --> 00:51:45,340 Come on, my sister just e-mailed me 969 00:51:45,340 --> 00:51:47,710 about this place in Santa Fe. It's new. 970 00:51:47,710 --> 00:51:51,320 I get my own culinary tour and you... 971 00:51:51,320 --> 00:51:55,220 would get to check out the competition firsthand. 972 00:52:00,220 --> 00:52:06,500 [PHONE CHIMING] 973 00:52:09,330 --> 00:52:10,640 [SIGHS] 974 00:52:17,280 --> 00:52:21,880 Woo, what are you getting all dressed up for? 975 00:52:23,780 --> 00:52:26,480 Just going to Santa Fe. 976 00:52:26,550 --> 00:52:28,720 Isn't Kevin in Taos? 977 00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:30,590 Sophia, will you please go to the cafe 978 00:52:30,590 --> 00:52:33,960 and bring us some eggs for tonight? 979 00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:35,590 I know what you're doing. 980 00:52:35,590 --> 00:52:38,400 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 981 00:52:43,770 --> 00:52:46,800 [SPEAKING SPANISH] 982 00:52:49,370 --> 00:52:50,840 Okay. 983 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:00,420 No, this one. 984 00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:01,950 -Keep this one. -I just... 985 00:53:01,950 --> 00:53:04,790 I feel like it's so much skin. 986 00:53:04,960 --> 00:53:06,790 Are you a nun? 987 00:53:08,260 --> 00:53:09,260 Okay. 988 00:53:09,260 --> 00:53:11,000 Hold on, Stacey. 989 00:53:11,930 --> 00:53:13,460 Hello? 990 00:53:14,270 --> 00:53:16,270 [WHISPERS] I can't believe you're making me do this. 991 00:53:16,270 --> 00:53:20,470 You are the one who reported how great her chiles were. 992 00:53:20,470 --> 00:53:21,940 I don't think you and your food scientists 993 00:53:21,940 --> 00:53:25,380 are gonna be able to reverse engineer this one, sis. 994 00:53:25,380 --> 00:53:26,580 Yeah? Well, you just... 995 00:53:26,580 --> 00:53:28,250 let me worry about that, okay? 996 00:53:28,250 --> 00:53:32,320 I just need one sample, Joel. Just one. 997 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:34,020 SOPHIA: Hello? 998 00:53:34,590 --> 00:53:35,990 Hello? 999 00:53:39,260 --> 00:53:40,690 Galileo! 1000 00:53:40,690 --> 00:53:43,330 Great! You're calling me that now? 1001 00:53:43,330 --> 00:53:46,000 Everybody calls you that now. 1002 00:53:46,000 --> 00:53:46,800 Huh... 1003 00:53:46,800 --> 00:53:50,500 -So, what are you doing here? -I... 1004 00:53:51,540 --> 00:53:53,000 Just hungry. 1005 00:53:54,040 --> 00:53:54,840 Wait. 1006 00:53:54,840 --> 00:53:56,940 I thought you were going to have dinner with my mom. 1007 00:53:56,940 --> 00:53:59,340 She got all dressed up for you and everything. 1008 00:53:59,340 --> 00:54:01,510 That's not fair! I knew you first. 1009 00:54:01,510 --> 00:54:05,680 I think you're gonna have a lot of fancy dinners in your future. 1010 00:54:05,680 --> 00:54:07,950 Hey, listen. Do me a favor? 1011 00:54:07,950 --> 00:54:09,490 Don't tell your mom I was here. 1012 00:54:09,490 --> 00:54:12,720 I wouldn't want her to think that I ruined my dinner. 1013 00:54:13,520 --> 00:54:14,760 Okay. 1014 00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:16,330 So... 1015 00:54:17,760 --> 00:54:18,860 Here. 1016 00:54:18,860 --> 00:54:19,830 [RINGING] 1017 00:54:19,830 --> 00:54:21,530 For your dumb luck. 1018 00:54:21,530 --> 00:54:23,030 I think you mean bum luck? 1019 00:54:23,030 --> 00:54:25,370 Yeah, that's what I said. 1020 00:54:26,840 --> 00:54:28,940 -I'll see you later? -Okay. 1021 00:54:28,940 --> 00:54:30,540 -Have fun with my mom! -See ya. 1022 00:54:30,540 --> 00:54:33,510 -Bye! -Bye! 1023 00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:46,790 This isn't what you think it is. 1024 00:54:47,060 --> 00:54:50,030 I didn't say anything. 1025 00:54:50,730 --> 00:54:52,630 Where is he? 1026 00:54:53,330 --> 00:54:55,330 This was a bad idea. 1027 00:54:55,600 --> 00:54:57,800 -Sorry. I... -Forgot? 1028 00:54:57,800 --> 00:54:58,700 Definitely not. 1029 00:54:58,700 --> 00:55:00,340 I just need a minute. 1030 00:55:00,340 --> 00:55:02,770 Let's just get this over with, huh? 1031 00:55:03,740 --> 00:55:05,710 That's the spirit. 1032 00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:26,830 [ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1033 00:55:48,950 --> 00:55:50,960 Okay, I see we're gonna have to set up 1034 00:55:50,960 --> 00:55:51,990 some ground rules here. 1035 00:55:51,990 --> 00:55:54,130 Number one, I'm here for the meal. 1036 00:55:54,130 --> 00:55:55,890 Everyone knows Kevin in Santa Fe, 1037 00:55:55,890 --> 00:55:59,000 and I would like to experience dining like... 1038 00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,160 like an anonymous civilian. 1039 00:56:00,160 --> 00:56:02,100 Which is why I'm here with you and not him. 1040 00:56:02,100 --> 00:56:04,800 -Just to be clear. -Clear. 1041 00:56:05,000 --> 00:56:06,140 Number two. 1042 00:56:06,140 --> 00:56:09,610 There will be no post-dinner drinks. 1043 00:56:09,610 --> 00:56:12,440 And definitely not drinks. 1044 00:56:12,880 --> 00:56:13,910 What are you looking at? 1045 00:56:13,910 --> 00:56:15,910 You're not the only one who doesn't consider this a date. 1046 00:56:15,910 --> 00:56:18,620 What makes you think you're so damn desirable anyway? 1047 00:56:18,620 --> 00:56:20,720 -[JAVIERA SCOFFS] -Okay, okay, fine. 1048 00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:24,660 I'm not blind but I'm a pretty good catch myself. 1049 00:56:24,660 --> 00:56:26,620 I mean, I'm a lawyer, 1050 00:56:26,620 --> 00:56:28,030 I'm not ugly, 1051 00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:30,730 I've got some dollars in the... 1052 00:56:31,730 --> 00:56:35,030 -Hey, can you spare some change -Charitable? 1053 00:56:36,830 --> 00:56:40,170 -A guy can't have everything. -Yeah, right. 1054 00:56:40,170 --> 00:56:42,210 Just wouldn't be fair. 1055 00:56:49,080 --> 00:56:51,950 Did you know oysters are high in zinc? 1056 00:56:51,950 --> 00:56:55,550 Did you know they also raise your sperm count? 1057 00:56:55,820 --> 00:56:59,120 Anyway. So... tell me about you. 1058 00:56:59,560 --> 00:57:03,090 -This is not a date. -This is not a date. 1059 00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,860 All right. Well, believe it or not, 1060 00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:09,230 I used to own a fancy restaurant. 1061 00:57:09,230 --> 00:57:10,870 A bit like this one. 1062 00:57:10,870 --> 00:57:13,140 In Albuquerque with my ex. 1063 00:57:13,140 --> 00:57:15,840 -Sophia's dad? -Uh-huh. 1064 00:57:15,840 --> 00:57:17,680 Turns out that saying, 1065 00:57:17,680 --> 00:57:19,780 "Too many cooks in the kitchen"? 1066 00:57:19,780 --> 00:57:21,780 Not such a cliché. 1067 00:57:23,610 --> 00:57:27,590 At first, it was great, actually. 1068 00:57:27,990 --> 00:57:29,050 Working side by side. 1069 00:57:29,050 --> 00:57:31,690 Bradley was very proud of me and... 1070 00:57:31,690 --> 00:57:35,630 he would brag that I could outcook him. 1071 00:57:36,490 --> 00:57:38,260 And then the reviews started to single me out, 1072 00:57:38,260 --> 00:57:41,230 and people started coming in for my dishes. 1073 00:57:41,230 --> 00:57:42,770 My chile sauce. 1074 00:57:42,770 --> 00:57:44,540 And uh... 1075 00:57:44,600 --> 00:57:46,240 he cheated on me. 1076 00:57:46,870 --> 00:57:50,510 We divorced... he married her. 1077 00:57:50,510 --> 00:57:52,280 She's the stay-at-home type. 1078 00:57:52,280 --> 00:57:53,180 [SCOFFS] Funny. 1079 00:57:53,180 --> 00:57:56,910 She wasn't staying at home when she was banging my husband. 1080 00:57:57,280 --> 00:57:58,920 Bitch. 1081 00:57:59,720 --> 00:58:01,090 Thank you. 1082 00:58:01,090 --> 00:58:03,250 And now, you're with Kevin. 1083 00:58:04,620 --> 00:58:06,890 Yeah. [CLEARS THROAT] 1084 00:58:07,760 --> 00:58:09,260 Kevin. 1085 00:58:09,260 --> 00:58:14,230 So, what about you? What's your sad, sad story? 1086 00:58:14,570 --> 00:58:16,100 What's your ex like? 1087 00:58:16,100 --> 00:58:18,640 Well, she's attractive. 1088 00:58:18,700 --> 00:58:20,270 -Shocking. 1089 00:58:20,270 --> 00:58:23,570 I mean like, what does she do? 1090 00:58:23,570 --> 00:58:24,580 Oh! 1091 00:58:24,580 --> 00:58:25,940 Lauren's in marketing. 1092 00:58:25,940 --> 00:58:27,880 Okay, marketing what? 1093 00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:30,650 Branding and... 1094 00:58:31,620 --> 00:58:32,580 stuff like that. 1095 00:58:32,580 --> 00:58:34,920 You have no idea what she does for a living. 1096 00:58:34,920 --> 00:58:37,890 Our relationship wasn't about that. 1097 00:58:37,990 --> 00:58:41,260 -She was very supportive. -Oh, I bet. 1098 00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:42,290 Of you. 1099 00:58:42,290 --> 00:58:44,760 Don't you think it's important for two people 1100 00:58:44,760 --> 00:58:47,060 to be supportive of one another? 1101 00:58:47,060 --> 00:58:49,970 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1102 00:58:49,970 --> 00:58:50,730 Please! 1103 00:58:50,730 --> 00:58:52,570 And I will be very supportive of your decision. 1104 00:58:52,570 --> 00:58:56,010 First, we have a lovely pollo and pipian rojo. 1105 00:58:56,010 --> 00:58:56,870 Oh, nice! 1106 00:58:56,870 --> 00:59:00,140 That's chicken in red sauce with pumpkin seeds. 1107 00:59:00,140 --> 00:59:01,810 I make that from time to time. 1108 00:59:01,810 --> 00:59:04,080 We're also featuring tonight a new dish, 1109 00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:05,780 called Asado de puerco verde. 1110 00:59:05,780 --> 00:59:08,220 It's a split-roasted pork chop, stuffed with... 1111 00:59:08,220 --> 00:59:09,950 [IN UNISON] Ground pork in pasote 1112 00:59:09,950 --> 00:59:12,190 and served with chile verde sickle. 1113 00:59:12,190 --> 00:59:14,890 Why, I guess. Have you been here before? 1114 00:59:14,890 --> 00:59:17,060 [PERCUSSION MUSIC PLAYS] 1115 00:59:17,060 --> 00:59:18,960 Where are you going? 1116 00:59:20,600 --> 00:59:24,270 [IN SPANISH] 1117 00:59:27,170 --> 00:59:29,810 [JAVIERA YELLING IN SPANISH] 1118 00:59:29,810 --> 00:59:32,780 Don't look at me, this isn't a date. 1119 00:59:33,810 --> 00:59:36,350 -[YELLING] -[POTS CLANKING] 1120 00:59:42,950 --> 00:59:44,660 Sorry. 1121 00:59:48,190 --> 00:59:49,790 Javiera? 1122 00:59:51,100 --> 00:59:53,100 Hey, what's wrong? 1123 00:59:57,000 --> 00:59:58,870 I need a drink. 1124 01:00:05,910 --> 01:00:10,650 Man, I knew that foodie couple from the tour sucked. 1125 01:00:21,830 --> 01:00:25,860 -[INDISTINCT CHATTER] -[JAVIERA SOBBING] 1126 01:00:28,370 --> 01:00:30,670 [WHISPERS] Thank you. 1127 01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:33,140 I feel badly. 1128 01:00:33,200 --> 01:00:34,770 Why? 1129 01:00:35,140 --> 01:00:37,710 You didn't steal my dish. 1130 01:00:37,710 --> 01:00:40,180 Your cooking is so important to you. 1131 01:00:41,310 --> 01:00:43,150 It means everything. 1132 01:00:52,820 --> 01:00:54,960 Where did that come from? 1133 01:00:55,090 --> 01:00:58,860 -You want me to take it back? -No way. 1134 01:00:59,160 --> 01:01:01,270 [PEOPLE CHEERING] 1135 01:01:06,370 --> 01:01:08,440 What's in your pocket? 1136 01:01:09,710 --> 01:01:11,710 [BELL JINGLING] 1137 01:01:11,780 --> 01:01:13,410 Is that Sophia's? 1138 01:01:13,410 --> 01:01:14,410 She lent it to me. 1139 01:01:14,410 --> 01:01:16,480 She thought I could use the luck. 1140 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:19,450 Well, it's working, right? 1141 01:01:19,820 --> 01:01:21,250 Well, well, well. 1142 01:01:21,250 --> 01:01:23,420 I can't believe you. 1143 01:01:23,420 --> 01:01:25,190 And with this guy? 1144 01:01:25,190 --> 01:01:27,420 Is this about our partnership agreement? 1145 01:01:27,420 --> 01:01:30,460 Are you trying to sabotage our business? 1146 01:01:32,460 --> 01:01:35,000 Is that what this is to you? 1147 01:01:35,270 --> 01:01:37,370 A business agreement? 1148 01:01:37,370 --> 01:01:39,840 You know we're more than that. 1149 01:01:39,840 --> 01:01:41,870 I counted to ten. 1150 01:01:41,870 --> 01:01:44,040 I said, wait ten minutes. 1151 01:01:44,040 --> 01:01:48,750 I thought you were working in Taos. 1152 01:01:49,080 --> 01:01:50,450 Alone. 1153 01:01:50,780 --> 01:01:52,050 What's her problem? 1154 01:01:52,050 --> 01:01:53,520 You think she was your... 1155 01:01:53,520 --> 01:01:56,390 girl or-- oh, you dick. 1156 01:01:56,390 --> 01:01:58,860 Well, well, well. 1157 01:01:59,060 --> 01:02:00,490 Enough. 1158 01:02:00,760 --> 01:02:02,360 No more hitting. 1159 01:02:03,090 --> 01:02:07,200 [ELECTRIC GUITAR PLAYS] 1160 01:02:08,100 --> 01:02:10,000 Are you okay? 1161 01:02:10,100 --> 01:02:11,000 I feel horrible. 1162 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:15,210 Oh, no. It's my fault. I got in the way. 1163 01:02:15,440 --> 01:02:16,210 Ow. 1164 01:02:16,210 --> 01:02:19,110 Getting punched in the face really hurts. 1165 01:02:19,110 --> 01:02:22,480 It's the first time anyone, much less a girl... 1166 01:02:22,480 --> 01:02:23,980 -Woman! -A woman. 1167 01:02:23,980 --> 01:02:25,880 A woman, took a punch for me. 1168 01:02:25,880 --> 01:02:26,950 I think that's... 1169 01:02:26,950 --> 01:02:29,290 I think the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me. 1170 01:02:29,290 --> 01:02:33,260 I think that's the nicest thing I've ever done for anyone. 1171 01:02:44,470 --> 01:02:45,900 You know, I... 1172 01:02:45,900 --> 01:02:47,070 I'm thinking about something 1173 01:02:47,070 --> 01:02:51,910 I haven't done with anyone in... years. 1174 01:02:52,110 --> 01:02:53,480 Yeah? 1175 01:02:53,480 --> 01:02:57,150 I'm totally up for anything. 1176 01:02:58,120 --> 01:02:59,450 Really? 1177 01:03:02,350 --> 01:03:04,590 You wanna cook together? 1178 01:03:05,890 --> 01:03:09,960 So, let's make this fun, huh? 1179 01:03:10,460 --> 01:03:12,560 Go pick like, 1180 01:03:12,560 --> 01:03:14,060 ten random ingredients. 1181 01:03:14,060 --> 01:03:16,530 Really? Is that gonna be good? 1182 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,140 Okay. 1183 01:03:18,570 --> 01:03:22,010 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 1184 01:03:22,110 --> 01:03:24,940 -Oh! -What do you think? 1185 01:03:31,620 --> 01:03:33,450 How about that? 1186 01:03:33,880 --> 01:03:36,120 You're going easy on me. 1187 01:03:48,530 --> 01:03:51,640 You are a very smart man. 1188 01:03:56,570 --> 01:03:58,080 Nice. 1189 01:03:58,080 --> 01:04:00,580 -Onions. -That's good. 1190 01:04:04,210 --> 01:04:06,180 Oh, so spicy! 1191 01:04:10,150 --> 01:04:12,560 [MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING] 1192 01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:14,360 -Control the bowl. -Stop! 1193 01:04:14,360 --> 01:04:16,290 I got it. I got it. 1194 01:04:45,560 --> 01:04:49,030 JOEL: This is getting a little weird. 1195 01:04:49,490 --> 01:04:51,300 But I like it. 1196 01:05:04,340 --> 01:05:07,040 I can't dance or cook. 1197 01:05:24,290 --> 01:05:26,060 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 1198 01:05:26,060 --> 01:05:29,270 [CORDELIA SINGING IN SPANISH] 1199 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:36,370 [POT CLATTERS 1200 01:05:39,440 --> 01:05:41,240 What the heck? 1201 01:05:55,360 --> 01:05:58,230 Corn Flakes never looked so good. 1202 01:06:15,150 --> 01:06:17,710 [PHONE DIALING] 1203 01:06:18,220 --> 01:06:20,350 -Sí? -They're cooking. 1204 01:06:20,350 --> 01:06:23,490 -[GASPS] No! -Sí. 1205 01:06:25,260 --> 01:06:27,390 He might be the one! 1206 01:06:28,390 --> 01:06:29,790 Salud! 1207 01:06:30,090 --> 01:06:31,600 [BELL CHIMES] 1208 01:06:37,500 --> 01:06:39,740 It looks too good to eat. 1209 01:06:41,440 --> 01:06:43,270 And you... 1210 01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:45,540 look too good to be true. 1211 01:06:53,420 --> 01:06:54,820 Careful. 1212 01:07:12,540 --> 01:07:17,240 [SWEET ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING] 1213 01:07:25,350 --> 01:07:28,820 BRIAN: No, no, it's a great idea. The mix is the... 1214 01:07:28,820 --> 01:07:30,420 the dessert with the entree, 1215 01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:33,690 and that's why I think it's a true winner. 1216 01:07:33,690 --> 01:07:36,760 A churro stuffed with a beefy beanie burrito? 1217 01:07:36,760 --> 01:07:37,660 Come on, Brian. 1218 01:07:37,660 --> 01:07:39,360 I sent you out for a new product. 1219 01:07:39,360 --> 01:07:41,130 No, no, no, no, no. It's a good idea. 1220 01:07:41,130 --> 01:07:45,540 It's umami thing. It's the salts with the sweets. 1221 01:07:45,540 --> 01:07:46,440 Yummy. 1222 01:07:46,440 --> 01:07:47,740 Yeah. Oh, thanks, dude. 1223 01:07:47,740 --> 01:07:49,740 All right, you guys aren't giving me anything. 1224 01:07:49,740 --> 01:07:51,510 Don't tell me I have to rely on Joel. 1225 01:07:51,510 --> 01:07:55,650 Oh, speaking of which, did the chile sample come in? 1226 01:07:55,650 --> 01:07:57,150 No. 1227 01:07:57,150 --> 01:07:59,180 You know a way to turn things around? 1228 01:07:59,180 --> 01:08:00,520 A new marketing campaign. 1229 01:08:00,520 --> 01:08:01,550 Yeah. Good idea, genius. 1230 01:08:01,550 --> 01:08:03,350 We just ran a bunch of new spots. 1231 01:08:03,350 --> 01:08:05,720 And we saw no bump in sales. 1232 01:08:05,720 --> 01:08:07,490 What about running old spots? 1233 01:08:07,490 --> 01:08:08,530 Retro is in, 1234 01:08:08,530 --> 01:08:10,790 and most importantly, it's cheap. 1235 01:08:10,790 --> 01:08:14,700 You know what? I like that. I like it a lot. 1236 01:08:14,700 --> 01:08:17,400 [PHONE RINGING] 1237 01:08:24,810 --> 01:08:27,610 Mm... So good! 1238 01:08:38,560 --> 01:08:43,560 Hello? You've reached Joel. Gotcha! [LAUGHS] 1239 01:08:59,240 --> 01:09:02,710 [SWEET MUSIC PLAYING] 1240 01:09:12,290 --> 01:09:14,360 [LAUGHTER] 1241 01:09:14,360 --> 01:09:17,230 [PHONE RINGING] 1242 01:09:17,730 --> 01:09:19,430 [PHONE RINGING] 1243 01:09:19,760 --> 01:09:21,930 It's my assistant. 1244 01:09:22,330 --> 01:09:25,600 Oh. Well, maybe it's important. 1245 01:09:25,940 --> 01:09:28,270 Do you have any open cases? 1246 01:09:28,270 --> 01:09:29,570 Open cases? 1247 01:09:29,570 --> 01:09:31,210 You watch a lot of TV. 1248 01:09:31,210 --> 01:09:37,210 I have a PhD in TV law, yes, thank you very much. 1249 01:09:38,880 --> 01:09:40,350 Today is the big day, huh? 1250 01:09:40,350 --> 01:09:43,820 You get to finally get your car back. 1251 01:09:44,350 --> 01:09:46,460 I hope he caught a lot of fish. 1252 01:09:46,460 --> 01:09:49,830 And I'm making my signature dish. 1253 01:09:51,260 --> 01:09:54,600 I thought you'd be a little more enthused about it. 1254 01:09:54,600 --> 01:09:55,670 I am, for you. 1255 01:09:55,670 --> 01:09:58,640 And I've been waiting forever for this dish. 1256 01:09:58,640 --> 01:10:00,640 Yeah, you have. 1257 01:10:01,970 --> 01:10:02,970 Well... 1258 01:10:02,970 --> 01:10:05,840 you know, just because you get your car back, 1259 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,310 doesn't mean you have to leave. 1260 01:10:08,480 --> 01:10:09,850 Who says I'm leaving? 1261 01:10:09,850 --> 01:10:11,880 Who says you're not? 1262 01:10:13,020 --> 01:10:14,620 I do. 1263 01:10:30,470 --> 01:10:31,870 Dude! 1264 01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,340 Hey. 1265 01:10:39,410 --> 01:10:41,410 What are you doing here? 1266 01:10:41,410 --> 01:10:43,810 Thanks for returning my calls! 1267 01:10:44,050 --> 01:10:46,880 -Joel? -Javiera. 1268 01:10:50,690 --> 01:10:52,420 This is... 1269 01:10:52,490 --> 01:10:55,730 Oh, I'm Stacey. Joel's sister. 1270 01:10:55,730 --> 01:10:56,730 Oh... 1271 01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:58,430 And this is Aaron, a colleague. 1272 01:10:58,430 --> 01:11:01,670 It's very nice to meet you, both of you, um... 1273 01:11:01,670 --> 01:11:04,070 I'm Javiera, Joel's... 1274 01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:05,970 I mean... 1275 01:11:06,040 --> 01:11:09,640 So? What brings you two here? 1276 01:11:10,410 --> 01:11:11,940 Business. 1277 01:11:12,080 --> 01:11:14,810 Business? In Villanueva? 1278 01:11:14,810 --> 01:11:15,880 There's not much here. 1279 01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:19,780 Oh, I don't know, I wouldn't be so sure about that. 1280 01:11:19,780 --> 01:11:24,590 Well, I'm so happy to meet you. Today is a good day, too. 1281 01:11:24,790 --> 01:11:26,860 I'm making my specialty. 1282 01:11:27,660 --> 01:11:28,430 Oh! 1283 01:11:28,430 --> 01:11:31,490 I had a feeling today was gonna be a good day. 1284 01:11:31,490 --> 01:11:34,700 Excuse me. I have to return to the kitchen. 1285 01:11:34,700 --> 01:11:36,630 Of course, go! 1286 01:11:38,370 --> 01:11:40,470 I need to talk to you. 1287 01:11:40,940 --> 01:11:42,610 Alone. 1288 01:11:42,810 --> 01:11:44,670 You had a very specific task. 1289 01:11:44,670 --> 01:11:48,350 And instead, I find you here rebounding with this woman? 1290 01:11:48,350 --> 01:11:49,980 Sh... It is not a rebound! 1291 01:11:49,980 --> 01:11:52,420 -[INDISTINCT CHATTER] -[CLINKING OF CUTLERY] 1292 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:56,720 STACEY: Oh, I take it that's Javiera's daughter. 1293 01:11:57,490 --> 01:11:59,990 So, this is what you've been up to? 1294 01:11:59,990 --> 01:12:02,790 -Playing house? -Listen. 1295 01:12:03,490 --> 01:12:05,430 She doesn't know who I am. 1296 01:12:05,430 --> 01:12:07,460 She knows that I'm a lawyer, 1297 01:12:07,460 --> 01:12:09,100 but she doesn't know the rest. 1298 01:12:09,100 --> 01:12:09,970 Please... 1299 01:12:09,970 --> 01:12:13,070 Please let me tell her. Give me that, at least. 1300 01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:15,370 All right. 1301 01:12:15,370 --> 01:12:19,810 But I advise you to come back to reality and quickly... 1302 01:12:19,810 --> 01:12:21,950 before someone gets hurt. 1303 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:24,980 Like that adorable little girl over there. 1304 01:12:24,980 --> 01:12:29,120 So, his sister is in town doing business here? 1305 01:12:29,120 --> 01:12:30,520 Maybe she's working in Santa Fe, 1306 01:12:30,520 --> 01:12:31,960 I don't know, she didn't really say. 1307 01:12:31,960 --> 01:12:33,620 Maybe he's thinking about moving here? 1308 01:12:33,620 --> 01:12:37,990 -And she came to check you out. -Stop it with the jinxing! Mamá! 1309 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:38,860 Right. 1310 01:12:38,860 --> 01:12:41,400 -[CLATTER] -[GASPS] Ow! 1311 01:12:41,900 --> 01:12:44,970 It's that game! He's been distracted all day. 1312 01:12:44,970 --> 01:12:48,000 I'm gonna start charging you for this, okay? 1313 01:12:48,000 --> 01:12:50,510 It's okay, you can keep the TV on. 1314 01:12:50,510 --> 01:12:53,180 I'm having a great day. 1315 01:12:53,180 --> 01:12:55,180 Oh, a woman in love. 1316 01:12:55,180 --> 01:12:57,710 That's all it took? Damn! 1317 01:12:57,710 --> 01:13:00,580 -Mm. So good! -I'm glad you like it. 1318 01:13:00,580 --> 01:13:03,950 So, my daughter tells me that you're doing business here. 1319 01:13:03,950 --> 01:13:06,560 My company is looking to expand into the area. 1320 01:13:06,560 --> 01:13:08,830 Maybe we'll get to see you more often. 1321 01:13:08,830 --> 01:13:12,060 We've gotten quite used to Galileo. 1322 01:13:12,060 --> 01:13:13,460 Galileo? 1323 01:13:13,460 --> 01:13:14,160 Yeah, sorry. 1324 01:13:14,160 --> 01:13:16,070 That's the town's nickname for your brother. 1325 01:13:16,070 --> 01:13:20,900 He thinks that the world revolves around him, doesn't he? 1326 01:13:22,010 --> 01:13:24,810 I'm really starting to love this town. 1327 01:13:24,810 --> 01:13:27,510 So, tell me more about this signature dish 1328 01:13:27,510 --> 01:13:28,710 of your daughter's. 1329 01:13:28,710 --> 01:13:29,710 What's it called? 1330 01:13:29,710 --> 01:13:33,220 It's called, Amanecer chile verde de Javiera. 1331 01:13:33,220 --> 01:13:36,850 Javiera's green chile sunrise. 1332 01:13:37,190 --> 01:13:41,090 [CONVERSING IN SPANISH] 1333 01:13:41,090 --> 01:13:43,760 -Enjoy. -Thank you. 1334 01:13:45,230 --> 01:13:47,700 How about that for marketing? 1335 01:13:48,060 --> 01:13:50,670 Why are you just sitting there? 1336 01:13:50,670 --> 01:13:53,000 Why do you ask so many questions? 1337 01:13:53,000 --> 01:13:56,040 And why are you never in school? 1338 01:13:56,040 --> 01:13:57,510 Well, my classroom got flooded 1339 01:13:57,510 --> 01:14:02,180 and Mom says that the whole, entire town needs new ducks. 1340 01:14:03,250 --> 01:14:05,250 I think you mean aqueducts. 1341 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,580 Yeah, that's what I said. 1342 01:14:08,220 --> 01:14:10,720 Mom said you got your car back. 1343 01:14:10,720 --> 01:14:13,590 Does that mean you're gonna leave? 1344 01:14:15,060 --> 01:14:16,760 I promise you something. 1345 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:20,600 I won't leave here unless I'm no longer wanted. 1346 01:14:20,600 --> 01:14:24,130 -But you're wanted. -Thanks, kiddo. 1347 01:14:24,230 --> 01:14:26,640 Wait, where are you going? 1348 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:29,010 To find out if I'm wanted. 1349 01:14:33,540 --> 01:14:35,250 It's amazing! 1350 01:14:36,610 --> 01:14:37,910 Perfect. 1351 01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:46,060 [SLOW SWEET MUSIC PLAYS] 1352 01:15:18,760 --> 01:15:20,290 [SIGHS] 1353 01:15:32,670 --> 01:15:34,270 Oh, come on! 1354 01:15:35,840 --> 01:15:37,640 It's okay. 1355 01:15:38,810 --> 01:15:41,210 [TV PLAYING] 1356 01:15:41,210 --> 01:15:44,880 Tortilla Hut started with the love and determination 1357 01:15:44,880 --> 01:15:45,850 of one man, 1358 01:15:45,850 --> 01:15:50,120 who respected nature and whose motto was simplicity. 1359 01:15:52,260 --> 01:15:54,090 Where are you going? You can't go in there. 1360 01:15:54,090 --> 01:15:56,990 She's in the middle of service and she will kill you. 1361 01:15:56,990 --> 01:15:59,630 And to celebrate Tortilla Hut's anniversary... 1362 01:15:59,630 --> 01:16:02,070 -Our famous taco combo... -Hey! Isn't that Joel? 1363 01:16:02,070 --> 01:16:03,900 ... is available for only 49 cents. 1364 01:16:03,900 --> 01:16:06,670 Why are grandpa's tacos so good, Joel? 1365 01:16:06,670 --> 01:16:07,740 Family and love. 1366 01:16:07,740 --> 01:16:10,170 That makes everything taste better. 1367 01:16:10,170 --> 01:16:11,170 Tortilla Hut. 1368 01:16:11,170 --> 01:16:14,010 Where everything is bigger and better. 1369 01:16:22,890 --> 01:16:26,320 Hey, what's going on? Darling, what's going on? 1370 01:16:26,620 --> 01:16:28,360 He's not who he says he is. 1371 01:16:28,360 --> 01:16:30,230 -You're not Joel? -No, I'm still Joel. 1372 01:16:30,230 --> 01:16:34,130 I'm just not the man your mother thought I was. 1373 01:16:34,130 --> 01:16:36,130 That's what you said about Daddy. 1374 01:16:36,130 --> 01:16:38,670 Please, give me a chance to explain. 1375 01:16:38,670 --> 01:16:39,400 For what? 1376 01:16:39,400 --> 01:16:42,140 So you can lie to me some more? 1377 01:16:43,710 --> 01:16:46,080 -What do you want from me? -Hey, no! Hey, stop. 1378 01:16:46,080 --> 01:16:48,950 Joel, what are you doing? 1379 01:16:53,650 --> 01:16:55,050 My dish. 1380 01:16:55,320 --> 01:16:59,120 -You wanna steal my dish? -No, we are not thieves. 1381 01:16:59,120 --> 01:17:02,430 We have every intention of compensating you. 1382 01:17:02,430 --> 01:17:05,760 You wanna rip me off, huh? 1383 01:17:07,230 --> 01:17:09,830 Where does your food come from? 1384 01:17:10,370 --> 01:17:12,100 Tortilla Hut, of course. 1385 01:17:12,100 --> 01:17:15,370 You know where my food comes from? 1386 01:17:16,740 --> 01:17:17,340 Them. 1387 01:17:17,340 --> 01:17:21,340 The lamb from my albóndigas come from Mr. Chaves. 1388 01:17:21,340 --> 01:17:23,280 Oh, and then Mrs. Garcia. 1389 01:17:23,280 --> 01:17:26,380 Her smoked chipotle chevre. 1390 01:17:27,450 --> 01:17:29,990 Her goats pasture on our hills. 1391 01:17:29,990 --> 01:17:32,720 And she never gives them hormones! You know why? 1392 01:17:32,720 --> 01:17:35,890 Because she respects the animals! 1393 01:17:35,890 --> 01:17:39,900 And we can feel it, see it... 1394 01:17:40,200 --> 01:17:42,870 -taste it. -That's right, Javiera. 1395 01:17:42,870 --> 01:17:45,900 And what about the most important part? 1396 01:17:45,900 --> 01:17:48,300 Your family's chiles. 1397 01:17:49,010 --> 01:17:50,370 That's right. 1398 01:17:50,370 --> 01:17:55,950 So you and your industrial food lady with antibiotics, 1399 01:17:55,950 --> 01:17:57,310 binders and emulsifiers, 1400 01:17:57,310 --> 01:18:00,420 are gonna need a hell of a lot of inspiration 1401 01:18:00,420 --> 01:18:02,920 to duplicate what we have here. 1402 01:18:04,120 --> 01:18:04,890 Well... 1403 01:18:04,890 --> 01:18:07,490 we have all the inspiration we need. 1404 01:18:07,490 --> 01:18:09,360 And we have a team of food scientists 1405 01:18:09,360 --> 01:18:11,730 who can duplicate your chile. 1406 01:18:12,160 --> 01:18:14,300 That can't be real. 1407 01:18:17,170 --> 01:18:18,030 Or legal. 1408 01:18:18,030 --> 01:18:20,270 They're gonna compensate you, Javiera. 1409 01:18:20,270 --> 01:18:22,070 I'm gonna see to that. 1410 01:18:22,270 --> 01:18:23,310 Compensated? 1411 01:18:23,310 --> 01:18:25,070 [LAMENTING IN SPANISH] 1412 01:18:25,070 --> 01:18:28,510 You clearly don't know me. 1413 01:18:29,410 --> 01:18:32,820 And I obviously never knew you. 1414 01:18:33,850 --> 01:18:34,420 Sophia! 1415 01:18:34,420 --> 01:18:38,290 Javiera, please. I didn't know how to tell you. 1416 01:18:45,290 --> 01:18:48,330 -Was this all a joke to you? -No, it was real. 1417 01:18:48,330 --> 01:18:49,370 It was very real. 1418 01:18:49,370 --> 01:18:52,340 You don't even know what that means. 1419 01:18:53,300 --> 01:18:56,470 This is real to me. 1420 01:18:58,240 --> 01:18:59,880 Family. 1421 01:19:02,380 --> 01:19:06,880 And I want no part of you or your family. 1422 01:19:31,240 --> 01:19:33,310 ["NO USE CRYING" PLAYING] 1423 01:19:33,310 --> 01:19:39,450 ♪ The tears flow this mornin' ♪ 1424 01:19:40,020 --> 01:19:42,520 ♪ As I thought ♪ 1425 01:19:43,320 --> 01:19:46,320 ♪ Of the good old days ♪ 1426 01:19:46,320 --> 01:19:48,890 ♪ I've had ♪ 1427 01:19:51,160 --> 01:19:52,830 ♪ Somebody tell me ♪ 1428 01:19:52,830 --> 01:19:57,370 ♪ I've got to know Is this the end? ♪ 1429 01:19:57,370 --> 01:20:01,200 ♪ 'Cause I've lost everything ♪ 1430 01:20:02,170 --> 01:20:03,840 ♪ I have no friend ♪ 1431 01:20:03,840 --> 01:20:08,480 ♪ But it's no use crying Now, now ♪ 1432 01:20:09,550 --> 01:20:16,520 ♪ No use crying ♪ 1433 01:20:21,090 --> 01:20:23,590 ♪ When I was young ♪ 1434 01:20:23,860 --> 01:20:27,200 ♪ And things were going my way ♪ 1435 01:20:28,330 --> 01:20:29,470 ♪Had I thought ♪ 1436 01:20:29,470 --> 01:20:37,140 ♪ Of the future I would not be in this shape today ♪ 1437 01:20:39,510 --> 01:20:41,440 ♪ Somebody please tell me ♪ 1438 01:20:41,440 --> 01:20:46,050 ♪ I've got to know Is this the end? ♪ 1439 01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:50,090 ♪ 'Cause I've lost everything ♪ 1440 01:20:50,390 --> 01:20:51,590 ♪ I have no friend ♪ 1441 01:20:51,590 --> 01:20:56,930 ♪ I'm tryin' to tell you It's no use crying now now ♪ 1442 01:20:58,530 --> 01:21:05,370 ♪ No use crying ♪ 1443 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:18,410 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1444 01:21:25,550 --> 01:21:27,120 Joel? 1445 01:21:28,260 --> 01:21:29,030 Lauren! 1446 01:21:29,030 --> 01:21:32,060 -Wow, it's good to see you. -Yeah, good to see you. 1447 01:21:32,060 --> 01:21:33,300 Um... 1448 01:21:33,300 --> 01:21:35,600 So, how long have you been back? 1449 01:21:35,600 --> 01:21:38,530 Oh, a while now. 1450 01:21:39,270 --> 01:21:40,470 I meant to reach out. 1451 01:21:40,470 --> 01:21:44,170 -No, Joel. I don't-- -To tell you I'm sorry. 1452 01:21:44,310 --> 01:21:46,240 You deserve better. 1453 01:21:47,010 --> 01:21:47,580 Thanks. 1454 01:21:47,580 --> 01:21:48,610 ♪ So, people ♪ 1455 01:21:48,610 --> 01:21:51,450 That's... thanks. That means a lot. 1456 01:21:51,450 --> 01:21:54,320 -Hey, I heard you got promoted. -Yeah, I did. 1457 01:21:54,320 --> 01:21:57,550 And I got engaged. Yeah. 1458 01:21:57,550 --> 01:21:58,550 -Wow! -I know! 1459 01:21:58,550 --> 01:22:00,620 -Congratulations. -Yeah, crazy, right? 1460 01:22:00,620 --> 01:22:03,530 I mean, I know it's super fast, but... 1461 01:22:03,530 --> 01:22:06,630 Hey, when you know, you know. 1462 01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:08,160 You know? 1463 01:22:08,160 --> 01:22:12,670 -Hey, I made you laugh! -That's more of a chuckle. 1464 01:22:13,070 --> 01:22:13,670 But... 1465 01:22:13,670 --> 01:22:16,410 You always knew what you wanted, Lauren. 1466 01:22:17,010 --> 01:22:19,040 I wish I was so lucky. 1467 01:22:19,040 --> 01:22:22,410 Maybe you're luckier than you think, Joel. 1468 01:22:22,710 --> 01:22:25,080 -Take care of yourself. -You too. 1469 01:22:25,080 --> 01:22:30,250 ♪ No use crying ♪ 1470 01:22:30,250 --> 01:22:33,190 And I am pleased to report that we're well on our way 1471 01:22:33,190 --> 01:22:35,060 to achieving our quarterly objective, 1472 01:22:35,060 --> 01:22:38,730 bringing sophisticated flavors to mainstream America. 1473 01:22:38,730 --> 01:22:43,270 So now, I'd like to introduce to you our new VP, Aaron Weston 1474 01:22:43,270 --> 01:22:47,640 who is going to present to you our new product report. 1475 01:22:47,640 --> 01:22:48,600 Aaron? 1476 01:22:48,600 --> 01:22:50,440 Thank you, Stacey. Gentlemen. 1477 01:22:50,440 --> 01:22:51,670 We have worked around the clock 1478 01:22:51,670 --> 01:22:54,480 to duplicate the Southwest experience 1479 01:22:54,480 --> 01:22:56,150 for our core consumers. 1480 01:22:56,150 --> 01:22:58,750 NARRATOR: Our team combed every corner of the Southwest 1481 01:22:58,750 --> 01:23:02,620 to find its most authentic regional dishes. 1482 01:23:02,690 --> 01:23:04,320 And it doesn't get more authentic 1483 01:23:04,320 --> 01:23:08,120 than the smoky New Mexican green chile. 1484 01:23:08,560 --> 01:23:09,790 Using cutting-edge food science 1485 01:23:09,790 --> 01:23:12,560 Tortilla Hut is bringing this exotic flavor 1486 01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:14,800 from our family to yours. 1487 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:19,770 Now, what we have come up with, is testing through the roof. 1488 01:23:19,770 --> 01:23:21,500 I give you... 1489 01:23:22,140 --> 01:23:24,340 the Sopa Bowl salad. 1490 01:23:25,610 --> 01:23:27,310 STACEY: So, what we have done is 1491 01:23:27,310 --> 01:23:30,780 recreate our favorite Southwestern dish, 1492 01:23:30,780 --> 01:23:33,280 taking what works while keeping cost low. 1493 01:23:33,280 --> 01:23:36,390 Right, instead of pricy lamb, we're using ground beef. 1494 01:23:36,390 --> 01:23:37,550 Instead of designer cheese, 1495 01:23:37,550 --> 01:23:41,090 our version is processed, but gooeylishious, 1496 01:23:41,090 --> 01:23:43,590 as one focus group member said. 1497 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:49,730 [SOFT MUSIC PLAYS] 1498 01:23:51,700 --> 01:23:53,840 You want people to eat that? 1499 01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,470 No. We want them to devour it. 1500 01:23:57,470 --> 01:24:00,210 AARON: Also testing through the roof, 1501 01:24:00,210 --> 01:24:02,510 our chili sauce packets. 1502 01:24:02,680 --> 01:24:03,710 STACEY: Pass those down. 1503 01:24:03,710 --> 01:24:05,650 We're thinking that once these catch on, 1504 01:24:05,650 --> 01:24:09,150 we'll just slide in a little upcharge. 1505 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:22,570 You'll never be able to duplicate Villanueva. 1506 01:24:23,530 --> 01:24:25,530 And I'm glad to see it. 1507 01:24:27,170 --> 01:24:28,740 STACEY: Joel! 1508 01:24:29,610 --> 01:24:32,240 And you'll never duplicate Tortilla Hut 1509 01:24:32,240 --> 01:24:33,380 and what it means to you. 1510 01:24:33,380 --> 01:24:34,880 I don't wanna duplicate anything. 1511 01:24:34,880 --> 01:24:38,580 I want something real. I quit. 1512 01:24:45,390 --> 01:24:50,890 [MEXICAN MUSIC PLAYING] 1513 01:25:09,580 --> 01:25:13,250 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 1514 01:25:35,910 --> 01:25:38,440 -Baby? -Huh? 1515 01:25:39,880 --> 01:25:44,480 People have been asking about your sunrise dish. 1516 01:25:44,650 --> 01:25:47,620 You know it's off the menu, Mamá. 1517 01:25:50,320 --> 01:25:52,820 It's gonna be okay, okay? 1518 01:25:53,420 --> 01:25:55,220 You'll see. 1519 01:25:56,230 --> 01:25:57,930 [WHISPERS] Thank you. 1520 01:26:00,330 --> 01:26:04,330 SOPHIA: I'll show them. I'll bring Joel back. 1521 01:26:04,900 --> 01:26:06,900 Hola, mi chiquita. 1522 01:26:08,500 --> 01:26:10,310 Hola, abuelita. 1523 01:26:10,310 --> 01:26:15,480 [CONVERSING IN SPANISH] 1524 01:26:15,610 --> 01:26:17,280 A treasure map? 1525 01:26:17,280 --> 01:26:19,820 -You are my treasure. -[LIPS SMACKING] 1526 01:26:19,820 --> 01:26:21,950 [SPEAKING IN SPANISH] 1527 01:26:54,380 --> 01:26:55,680 What are you doing? 1528 01:26:55,680 --> 01:26:57,290 [PANTING] 1529 01:26:57,290 --> 01:26:58,750 Oh, you... 1530 01:26:58,950 --> 01:26:59,860 Nice, you... 1531 01:26:59,860 --> 01:27:02,390 You're getting me my own flowers? 1532 01:27:03,790 --> 01:27:04,830 [BREATHLESSLY] Hey. 1533 01:27:04,830 --> 01:27:07,330 Never promised you a rose garden. 1534 01:27:09,870 --> 01:27:14,500 It's a song. It's from the 60's. The 70's I think. 1535 01:27:14,840 --> 01:27:16,840 Why are you here? 1536 01:27:17,040 --> 01:27:18,910 Isn't it obvious? 1537 01:27:19,310 --> 01:27:25,350 I came here-- I biked 900 miles... for you. 1538 01:27:27,550 --> 01:27:30,320 I love you, Javiera. 1539 01:27:30,320 --> 01:27:31,850 You're not the first man to tell me that. 1540 01:27:31,850 --> 01:27:35,760 Maybe I'm the first man to ever come back. 1541 01:27:36,490 --> 01:27:38,530 First man to apologize. 1542 01:27:38,830 --> 01:27:42,030 What I did was wrong and selfish. 1543 01:27:42,030 --> 01:27:43,400 And I know now. 1544 01:27:43,400 --> 01:27:47,370 What I want at the center of my universe isn't myself, 1545 01:27:47,370 --> 01:27:48,740 but you. 1546 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,540 You and Sophia. 1547 01:27:55,310 --> 01:27:57,780 What do you plan to do in this... 1548 01:27:57,910 --> 01:27:59,320 small, dusty town? 1549 01:27:59,320 --> 01:28:01,050 JOEL: I'm gonna open up a law office. 1550 01:28:01,050 --> 01:28:06,620 I Googled. There is no lawyer for 35 miles. 1551 01:28:06,960 --> 01:28:09,790 You? You Googled. 1552 01:28:11,930 --> 01:28:13,560 I Googled. 1553 01:28:15,830 --> 01:28:17,470 Where's Sophia? 1554 01:28:17,570 --> 01:28:18,770 Mamá, have you seen Sophia? 1555 01:28:18,770 --> 01:28:22,770 Sí, sí, she was playing with her treasure map. 1556 01:28:25,040 --> 01:28:28,110 Come back here, you little thief! 1557 01:28:29,350 --> 01:28:30,350 Sophia! 1558 01:28:30,350 --> 01:28:31,750 TRUCK OWNER: Come back, you thief! 1559 01:28:31,750 --> 01:28:33,780 -Sophia! -My granddaughter's not a thief! 1560 01:28:33,780 --> 01:28:34,780 JOEL: Stop! 1561 01:28:34,780 --> 01:28:36,820 She's a very good girl. 1562 01:28:37,590 --> 01:28:41,060 [POP MUSIC PLAYS] 1563 01:28:41,720 --> 01:28:42,790 [CRYING] Sophia! 1564 01:28:42,790 --> 01:28:44,890 [HORN HONKS] 1565 01:28:44,890 --> 01:28:45,790 Sophia! 1566 01:28:45,790 --> 01:28:49,060 [HORN HONKS] 1567 01:28:53,700 --> 01:28:55,840 [HORN HONKING] 1568 01:28:56,770 --> 01:28:58,840 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1569 01:29:01,940 --> 01:29:04,510 Sophia, please, stop the truck. 1570 01:29:06,080 --> 01:29:08,650 No, no, no, no, no. God! 1571 01:29:08,650 --> 01:29:10,920 [HORN HONKING] 1572 01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:15,620 -[GROANING] No, don't, please! -[HORN HONKS] 1573 01:29:15,620 --> 01:29:17,930 [JAVIERA YELLS] Chiquita! 1574 01:29:30,470 --> 01:29:33,110 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1575 01:29:35,110 --> 01:29:36,810 [SCREAMS] 1576 01:29:45,620 --> 01:29:50,460 -[SCREAMING] -[SPLASH] 1577 01:30:05,540 --> 01:30:08,510 Help! Somebody help! 1578 01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:11,510 Somebody help! 1579 01:30:14,750 --> 01:30:15,820 Sophia! 1580 01:30:15,820 --> 01:30:19,150 Help! Somebody help! 1581 01:30:20,090 --> 01:30:23,960 SOPHIA: Can anyone hear me? Help! 1582 01:30:27,060 --> 01:30:28,730 Help! 1583 01:30:29,100 --> 01:30:30,670 Somebody help! 1584 01:30:30,670 --> 01:30:32,230 Sophia! I'm coming! 1585 01:30:32,230 --> 01:30:35,800 Galileo, hurry! Help! 1586 01:30:36,040 --> 01:30:37,910 My backpack! 1587 01:30:37,910 --> 01:30:40,140 JOEL: Swim towards the rocks! 1588 01:30:40,840 --> 01:30:41,740 Sophia! 1589 01:30:41,740 --> 01:30:43,550 Climb over to the rock. 1590 01:30:43,550 --> 01:30:45,050 Hold on! 1591 01:30:46,850 --> 01:30:47,620 Hold on. 1592 01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:51,550 Let go on three, ready? One, two, three. 1593 01:30:52,150 --> 01:30:53,760 Sophia! 1594 01:30:54,220 --> 01:30:55,660 No, no, it's okay. 1595 01:30:55,660 --> 01:30:58,230 It's ok, just hold on to Joel, baby. 1596 01:30:58,230 --> 01:31:00,630 JAVIERA: Oh my God! 1597 01:31:03,970 --> 01:31:05,600 Ay, mi bebé. 1598 01:31:05,600 --> 01:31:08,070 Mamita, it's okay... 1599 01:31:09,810 --> 01:31:14,180 I love you, Mommy is right here Mommy is right here, baby. 1600 01:31:14,180 --> 01:31:15,980 Mommy. 1601 01:31:16,550 --> 01:31:17,580 My girl! 1602 01:31:17,580 --> 01:31:19,650 My crazy little girl! 1603 01:31:19,650 --> 01:31:22,250 [SPEAKING SPANISH] What were you thinking? 1604 01:31:22,250 --> 01:31:26,050 I wanted-- I wanted Joel back. 1605 01:31:29,060 --> 01:31:31,130 Can we keep him? Please? 1606 01:31:31,130 --> 01:31:34,760 -He's not a dog, mamita. -Please? 1607 01:31:34,760 --> 01:31:36,100 Well... 1608 01:31:36,270 --> 01:31:38,000 Thank you. 1609 01:31:38,070 --> 01:31:41,100 Thank you for saving my little girl's life. 1610 01:31:41,100 --> 01:31:42,740 No. 1611 01:31:42,840 --> 01:31:45,270 Thank you for saving mine. 1612 01:31:50,950 --> 01:31:52,280 What are you looking at? 1613 01:31:52,280 --> 01:31:54,880 JOEL: Let's get out of here. 1614 01:32:14,900 --> 01:32:17,770 We have an order for three more chili smoothies. 1615 01:32:17,770 --> 01:32:21,240 Already? I haven't even finished the last order yet. 1616 01:32:21,240 --> 01:32:22,010 Hey! 1617 01:32:22,010 --> 01:32:23,950 It was your idea to integrate yourself 1618 01:32:23,950 --> 01:32:25,850 into the family business. 1619 01:32:25,850 --> 01:32:29,650 Come on, Daddy! I'm not getting any younger. 1620 01:32:30,290 --> 01:32:32,350 I almost forgot, I've got to catch the DA 1621 01:32:32,350 --> 01:32:33,990 before he goes to his fishing lunch. 1622 01:32:33,990 --> 01:32:35,190 You're working on a Saturday? 1623 01:32:35,190 --> 01:32:37,990 Hey, you knew I was a lawyer when you married me. 1624 01:32:37,990 --> 01:32:39,160 Besides, somebody's gotta fight 1625 01:32:39,160 --> 01:32:40,730 for those bike lanes on Main Street. 1626 01:32:40,730 --> 01:32:45,100 All right, all right. I'll finish the smoothies. 1627 01:32:45,100 --> 01:32:47,970 Hey! Hey, take it easy. 1628 01:32:47,970 --> 01:32:49,840 I'm fine. 1629 01:32:49,840 --> 01:32:51,840 What's she feeding you, anyway? 1630 01:32:51,840 --> 01:32:53,680 Plenty of love. 1631 01:32:53,680 --> 01:32:56,280 [IN SPANISH] 1632 01:33:40,390 --> 01:33:43,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] 1633 01:33:43,290 --> 01:33:47,130 ♪ From Luna to Hidalgo I hike the trail ♪ 1634 01:33:47,130 --> 01:33:50,830 ♪ And when I met you My heart set sail ♪ 1635 01:33:50,830 --> 01:33:54,040 ♪ But I've just met another That tips my scale ♪ 1636 01:33:54,040 --> 01:34:00,710 -♪ What? ♪ -♪ Chiles, mm, chiles are love♪ 115562

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