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Bangable. 13 00:00:20,147 --> 00:00:21,380 That's it. 14 00:00:21,382 --> 00:00:23,649 - [TAPE RIPS] - The next step is dating. 15 00:00:23,651 --> 00:00:25,281 I think they're a cult, and they're 16 00:00:25,287 --> 00:00:26,818 probably connected to Jennifer. 17 00:00:26,820 --> 00:00:28,277 You help me crack this, 18 00:00:28,283 --> 00:00:30,017 think of the story you're gonna write. 19 00:00:32,164 --> 00:00:35,298 20 00:00:38,399 --> 00:00:40,232 ♪ Valley of the cannibal girls ♪ 21 00:00:40,267 --> 00:00:41,900 ♪ Giver of my life ♪ 22 00:00:41,936 --> 00:00:45,137 ♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪ 23 00:00:45,172 --> 00:00:46,805 ♪ Sign my neck, sign my hands ♪ 24 00:00:46,840 --> 00:00:48,373 ♪ Pull my fingers from my nipples ♪ 25 00:00:48,409 --> 00:00:52,177 ♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪ 26 00:00:52,212 --> 00:00:54,613 27 00:01:01,889 --> 00:01:05,157 ♪ Christen my power, tomorrow is the day ♪ 28 00:01:05,192 --> 00:01:08,093 ♪ Lead us not into temptation ♪ 29 00:01:11,273 --> 00:01:13,317 [PLUM] Vaginas. Stella Cross 30 00:01:13,323 --> 00:01:15,147 was cashing in on hers. 31 00:01:15,153 --> 00:01:17,546 Meanwhile, I had never even looked at mine. 32 00:01:17,552 --> 00:01:18,973 But we'll get back to that. 33 00:01:18,981 --> 00:01:21,248 [NEWSCAST] Uproar at King Elementary School 34 00:01:21,283 --> 00:01:22,939 as girls in a sixth grade class 35 00:01:22,947 --> 00:01:25,013 have started their own chapter of Jennifer. 36 00:01:25,019 --> 00:01:26,618 Fearing retribution... 37 00:01:26,624 --> 00:01:28,624 [PLUM] Surreal news was the new normal. 38 00:01:28,746 --> 00:01:31,140 Little girls were siding with terrorists 39 00:01:31,157 --> 00:01:32,990 while I just sat there, 40 00:01:33,025 --> 00:01:34,925 waiting for a gentlemen caller. 41 00:01:34,961 --> 00:01:36,961 I knew once he laid eyes on me 42 00:01:36,996 --> 00:01:39,663 I'd get what I call "The Stare." 43 00:01:40,197 --> 00:01:42,600 It sprang from a mixture of revulsion... 44 00:01:42,635 --> 00:01:45,680 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - ... and disappointment. 45 00:01:47,087 --> 00:01:49,198 [VERENA] And what happened? 46 00:01:53,410 --> 00:01:55,722 Oh... wow. 47 00:01:55,939 --> 00:01:58,573 He didn't even try to hide it. 48 00:01:59,295 --> 00:02:00,628 This isn't gonna work out. 49 00:02:03,956 --> 00:02:05,823 [VERENA] And how'd that make you feel? 50 00:02:05,858 --> 00:02:08,526 [THUNDER CRASHES, RAIN FALLS] 51 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:15,770 It's not like I wasn't expecting something like that. 52 00:02:16,002 --> 00:02:18,202 [VERENA] That is not what I asked. 53 00:02:18,237 --> 00:02:19,899 Well, how would it make you feel? 54 00:02:19,905 --> 00:02:22,901 I would be hurt and confused, but if a man was that dis... 55 00:02:22,907 --> 00:02:25,241 Maybe you should feel responsible. 56 00:02:25,344 --> 00:02:27,378 I hear you, I do. I... 57 00:02:27,413 --> 00:02:31,048 I recognize how painful this is for you. 58 00:02:34,020 --> 00:02:36,186 I want to keep going. 59 00:02:36,222 --> 00:02:38,956 But may I make two requests? 60 00:02:38,991 --> 00:02:40,224 Sure. 61 00:02:42,562 --> 00:02:45,629 Could I meet the rest of my dates out someplace? 62 00:02:45,665 --> 00:02:48,899 I don't love people... strangers... knowing where I live. 63 00:02:49,494 --> 00:02:51,512 Of course. And? 64 00:02:51,518 --> 00:02:54,686 And then could you tell them how I look? 65 00:02:55,447 --> 00:02:56,807 Before the date. 66 00:02:56,842 --> 00:03:00,044 I... I actually did describe you. But... 67 00:03:00,079 --> 00:03:01,879 I mean, a picture is worth a thousands words. 68 00:03:01,914 --> 00:03:03,914 - [KNOCK ON DOOR] - Come. 69 00:03:04,597 --> 00:03:06,663 Where do you want these? 70 00:03:06,669 --> 00:03:09,069 Right there, love. Thank you. 71 00:03:11,406 --> 00:03:13,278 - Ah, perfect. - Need anything else? 72 00:03:13,284 --> 00:03:14,828 No. Thank you, love. 73 00:03:21,001 --> 00:03:23,635 Clive is my partner. 74 00:03:23,952 --> 00:03:25,518 As is Jake. 75 00:03:25,554 --> 00:03:28,355 - Seriously? - Seriously. 76 00:03:28,390 --> 00:03:31,871 That's... kind of awesome. 77 00:03:31,877 --> 00:03:33,967 Well, marriage is just an arrangement. 78 00:03:33,983 --> 00:03:35,583 It can be whatever you want... 79 00:03:35,618 --> 00:03:37,485 as long as you don't care what people think. 80 00:03:39,823 --> 00:03:41,289 The flowers are beautiful. 81 00:03:41,295 --> 00:03:42,929 That was thoughtful of you. 82 00:03:42,959 --> 00:03:44,592 Seemed wrong to trash 'em. 83 00:03:44,627 --> 00:03:47,495 It's the first time a guy has actually given me flowers. 84 00:03:47,530 --> 00:03:49,016 So, what happens after the 85 00:03:49,022 --> 00:03:50,736 dating portion, are we done? 86 00:03:50,767 --> 00:03:52,552 How about we stay in this phase? 87 00:03:52,558 --> 00:03:54,802 It would help me if I knew what to expect. 88 00:03:54,838 --> 00:03:57,605 I'm not sure it would. I need you in a feeling state 89 00:03:57,640 --> 00:04:00,174 during these exercises, not a thinking state. 90 00:04:01,377 --> 00:04:02,618 So... 91 00:04:02,983 --> 00:04:04,737 What are your impressions 92 00:04:04,743 --> 00:04:07,058 of the New Baptist Plan so far? 93 00:04:08,718 --> 00:04:10,751 Eye-opening. 94 00:04:10,787 --> 00:04:12,987 I'm really feeling differently about my surgery. 95 00:04:13,022 --> 00:04:15,145 I hadn't realized how drastic is was. 96 00:04:15,151 --> 00:04:16,929 I'm considering canceling it. 97 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:19,327 If I can't have the surgery when this is all over, 98 00:04:19,362 --> 00:04:21,429 I might actually kill someone. 99 00:04:21,464 --> 00:04:23,497 I mean, I get to keep the money, right? 100 00:04:23,533 --> 00:04:25,167 Like, if we find something, it doesn't 101 00:04:25,173 --> 00:04:26,505 become evidence or something? 102 00:04:26,536 --> 00:04:28,703 No. You worked for it. 103 00:04:28,738 --> 00:04:30,404 That money's yours. 104 00:04:31,841 --> 00:04:33,975 What do you think about it? 105 00:04:34,010 --> 00:04:35,655 The bypass, I mean. 106 00:04:35,819 --> 00:04:37,650 Everybody has an opinion. 107 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,147 It doesn't matter what I think. 108 00:04:40,183 --> 00:04:41,789 It's what do you think? 109 00:04:42,986 --> 00:04:44,944 I think it's a bad idea a lot less 110 00:04:44,950 --> 00:04:46,792 than I think it's a good idea. 111 00:04:46,823 --> 00:04:48,890 [DOMINIC CHUCKLES] I don't know. Okay. 112 00:04:48,925 --> 00:04:52,827 After her second kid, my sister, she wanted surgery. 113 00:04:52,862 --> 00:04:56,664 Now, not the same as yours, but... 114 00:04:56,699 --> 00:04:58,271 A boob job? 115 00:04:59,014 --> 00:05:00,200 Yeah. 116 00:05:00,584 --> 00:05:03,337 So anyway, everyone gave her a hard time about it. 117 00:05:03,373 --> 00:05:05,786 My mom, her husband, even me. 118 00:05:05,792 --> 00:05:08,960 Now, she didn't care. 119 00:05:09,245 --> 00:05:12,456 She did exactly what she wanted to do. 120 00:05:13,049 --> 00:05:14,782 And? 121 00:05:16,019 --> 00:05:18,719 Oh, she loves her new boobs. 122 00:05:18,755 --> 00:05:21,055 Well, good for her. 123 00:05:21,724 --> 00:05:24,358 She older or younger, your sister? 124 00:05:24,870 --> 00:05:26,440 Uh, older, that one. 125 00:05:26,446 --> 00:05:28,167 I got a younger one, too. 126 00:05:28,197 --> 00:05:31,866 Oh! Sandwiched by the ladies. 127 00:05:31,901 --> 00:05:34,568 A sister sandwich. 128 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:39,123 That was creepy. 129 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:41,776 She married too? Little sister? 130 00:05:41,811 --> 00:05:44,912 She is. She's got a baby on the way. 131 00:05:44,948 --> 00:05:48,015 - Hmm. That makes you the only... - Yeah, you know, 132 00:05:48,457 --> 00:05:49,746 dark horse. 133 00:05:50,857 --> 00:05:52,199 It's the work. 134 00:05:53,995 --> 00:05:56,993 You know, the job just makes the, uh... 135 00:05:57,927 --> 00:06:00,728 You know, it's just hard, marriage. 136 00:06:00,763 --> 00:06:03,798 - And children? No interest? - Eh, you know. 137 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:05,172 Tell you what, I am interested 138 00:06:05,178 --> 00:06:06,605 in one of these. You want one? 139 00:06:06,636 --> 00:06:07,735 No, thanks. 140 00:06:10,840 --> 00:06:13,240 So, my second date's tonight. 141 00:06:13,276 --> 00:06:16,477 Aiden. He's a human rights activist. 142 00:06:18,105 --> 00:06:21,506 You think you should be writing some of this down? 143 00:06:21,918 --> 00:06:23,856 In case one of these guys is the type to 144 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:26,331 recruit a big gal into domestic terrorism. 145 00:06:26,337 --> 00:06:27,855 I'm sorry. 146 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,611 Date two. 147 00:06:32,495 --> 00:06:33,715 Aiden. 148 00:06:35,246 --> 00:06:36,349 Activist. 149 00:06:36,355 --> 00:06:38,065 Human rights activist. 150 00:06:38,101 --> 00:06:40,308 Human rights... 151 00:06:40,803 --> 00:06:42,770 You sure you're a cop? 152 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:47,408 TV cops write stuff down. A lot. 153 00:06:47,443 --> 00:06:49,810 No, you see, actually writers write stuff down. 154 00:06:49,846 --> 00:06:51,679 Us cops, we solve things. 155 00:06:51,714 --> 00:06:54,348 With the help of writers. 156 00:06:54,384 --> 00:06:55,483 - Yes. - Yes. 157 00:06:55,518 --> 00:06:57,385 In this case, that's true. 158 00:06:58,988 --> 00:07:00,821 Well, clearly, you don't find these dates 159 00:07:00,857 --> 00:07:03,157 Verena's sending me on so compelling. 160 00:07:03,192 --> 00:07:05,860 How would you like me to help you? 161 00:07:06,660 --> 00:07:08,058 VERENA. 162 00:07:09,504 --> 00:07:11,405 I want more on her. 163 00:07:11,901 --> 00:07:13,968 And I don't mean the Wikipedia rap, 164 00:07:13,974 --> 00:07:15,536 because we all have her official bio. 165 00:07:15,571 --> 00:07:17,471 I'm talking about the other stuff. 166 00:07:17,507 --> 00:07:21,008 Who she knows, unusual interests... 167 00:07:21,044 --> 00:07:24,255 You think VERENA could be the one involved with Jennifer? 168 00:07:24,881 --> 00:07:26,448 She's got deep pockets. I mean, 169 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:28,020 someone's funding 'em, right? 170 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:31,110 May I? 171 00:07:35,758 --> 00:07:37,825 VERENA. 172 00:07:37,860 --> 00:07:40,561 Who was she? 173 00:07:40,596 --> 00:07:43,097 No Wiki stuff. 174 00:07:45,835 --> 00:07:47,201 Smartass. 175 00:07:48,371 --> 00:07:50,337 Just kidding. 176 00:07:51,607 --> 00:07:53,808 I'll keep it forever. 177 00:07:53,843 --> 00:07:56,210 [CHERYL, ON TV] Welcome back. And now, our lead story. 178 00:07:57,017 --> 00:07:59,146 While authorities work to figure out 179 00:07:59,182 --> 00:08:01,248 just who is behind Jennifer, 180 00:08:01,284 --> 00:08:03,851 we're learning more about the "why," 181 00:08:03,886 --> 00:08:06,420 thanks in part to my next guest... 182 00:08:06,456 --> 00:08:09,990 Austen Media chief content officer Kitty Montgomery. 183 00:08:10,026 --> 00:08:12,827 - Welcome, Kitty. - Thank you for having me, Cheryl. 184 00:08:12,862 --> 00:08:15,830 Several days ago, you made the controversial decision 185 00:08:15,865 --> 00:08:17,698 to print the Jennifer manifesto 186 00:08:17,733 --> 00:08:19,934 across all Austen Media publications. 187 00:08:19,969 --> 00:08:22,403 Women's publications, but yes. 188 00:08:22,438 --> 00:08:25,170 I am responsible for making that decision. 189 00:08:25,176 --> 00:08:26,542 Take me to that moment 190 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:28,515 when you received the manifesto. 191 00:08:28,521 --> 00:08:32,179 Sure. Well, I remember reading it and thinking to myself, 192 00:08:32,185 --> 00:08:34,547 "This anger, it's... 193 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:36,559 "So authentic. 194 00:08:36,819 --> 00:08:38,719 "So real." 195 00:08:38,838 --> 00:08:40,939 I really heard it loud and clear. 196 00:08:41,348 --> 00:08:43,348 And the decision to go to print... 197 00:08:43,354 --> 00:08:44,900 That couldn't have been easy. 198 00:08:45,229 --> 00:08:46,611 Actually, it was. 199 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:50,982 Because of their threats, "Print our manifesto, or else"? 200 00:08:51,017 --> 00:08:52,613 Were you worried that the threats 201 00:08:52,619 --> 00:08:54,252 might come to fruition? 202 00:08:54,258 --> 00:08:56,858 Honestly, it had less to do with their threats 203 00:08:56,864 --> 00:08:58,664 and more to do with... 204 00:08:58,992 --> 00:09:01,859 Look, in no way does Austen Media condone violence, 205 00:09:01,895 --> 00:09:03,850 but we are very proud to be 206 00:09:03,856 --> 00:09:06,502 the catalyst for an important conversation. 207 00:09:06,533 --> 00:09:09,133 Women have been angry for a long time. 208 00:09:09,169 --> 00:09:11,469 A long time. 209 00:09:11,504 --> 00:09:13,538 So is it really so surprising 210 00:09:13,573 --> 00:09:16,140 that after all the abuse they've taken 211 00:09:16,176 --> 00:09:18,913 they are finally fighting back with deadly force 212 00:09:18,919 --> 00:09:21,038 instead of just words? 213 00:09:22,549 --> 00:09:25,183 214 00:09:45,493 --> 00:09:47,694 215 00:09:47,792 --> 00:09:51,736 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 216 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:54,605 [KITTY] You know, I get these letters, 217 00:09:54,611 --> 00:09:56,668 Cheryl, from my girls... 218 00:09:57,846 --> 00:10:00,246 A lot of whom are troubled. 219 00:10:00,281 --> 00:10:02,782 Struggling with all kinds of issues... 220 00:10:02,817 --> 00:10:05,271 Insecurities, abuse. 221 00:10:05,277 --> 00:10:06,977 Ever since Jennifer, 222 00:10:07,090 --> 00:10:10,225 many of these young women feel less alone. 223 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:11,920 And that's... 224 00:10:13,616 --> 00:10:16,631 Well, that's significant. 225 00:10:21,204 --> 00:10:23,071 [CLEARS THROAT] 226 00:10:23,106 --> 00:10:24,905 You must be Plum? 227 00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,242 Or, uh, maybe I have 228 00:10:27,277 --> 00:10:29,777 - the wrong... - No, I'm Plum. I'm her. 229 00:10:29,813 --> 00:10:31,379 How did you know? 230 00:10:31,414 --> 00:10:34,282 Oh, I-I have a location at this place. 231 00:10:34,317 --> 00:10:36,951 And... And... And a description. 232 00:10:36,987 --> 00:10:38,553 Ah. 233 00:10:38,588 --> 00:10:41,122 Well, um, so you're Aiden? 234 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:42,590 Wait. What? 235 00:10:42,626 --> 00:10:44,792 No, I'm Bruce. 236 00:10:44,828 --> 00:10:46,461 [LAUGHS] Sorry. 237 00:10:46,496 --> 00:10:50,064 Ah. Sorry, I kid around when I'm nervous. 238 00:10:50,100 --> 00:10:53,132 And... now you know I'm nervous. 239 00:10:54,465 --> 00:10:56,465 Uh, um, I am too. [NERVOUS LAUGHTER] 240 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:59,101 I guess I was worried that, 241 00:10:59,136 --> 00:11:01,001 I don't know, you might have expectations. 242 00:11:01,010 --> 00:11:03,129 No expectations. Let's just, uh... 243 00:11:03,823 --> 00:11:05,467 We can be nervous together. 244 00:11:05,760 --> 00:11:08,416 I do, however, have reservations. 245 00:11:08,451 --> 00:11:09,683 [LAUGHS] 246 00:11:09,719 --> 00:11:11,052 - After you. - Okay. 247 00:11:14,830 --> 00:11:17,297 You're coming on pretty strong, you know? 248 00:11:17,325 --> 00:11:19,959 Have you forgotten that our corporate overlords 249 00:11:19,995 --> 00:11:22,028 are the same guys getting threats? 250 00:11:22,063 --> 00:11:23,463 You mean Stanley? 251 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:25,632 He told me to do what I wanted. 252 00:11:25,667 --> 00:11:28,101 Stanley seems pretty checked out lately. 253 00:11:28,136 --> 00:11:30,036 Was he even listening? 254 00:11:30,071 --> 00:11:32,305 You know what he'll listen to? 255 00:11:32,340 --> 00:11:33,773 The sales numbers. 256 00:11:33,808 --> 00:11:35,541 For all the manifesto issues, 257 00:11:35,577 --> 00:11:37,644 double-digit growth across the board. 258 00:11:37,897 --> 00:11:41,198 I sent out a tweet that we were losing subscribers, 259 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:43,977 Daisy Chain got 11,000 new paid users 260 00:11:44,063 --> 00:11:45,890 in 45 minutes. 261 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:48,477 - Jesus. - I know. 262 00:11:48,483 --> 00:11:51,071 - It's like a dream. - A dream. 263 00:11:51,922 --> 00:11:54,394 - Is this just business to you? - What? 264 00:11:54,429 --> 00:11:56,529 You give these terrorists the thumbs-up, 265 00:11:56,564 --> 00:11:58,765 and what happens when men have had enough? 266 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,900 The War of the Sexes won't be a metaphor anymore. 267 00:12:00,935 --> 00:12:03,870 Oh, please. Don't be dramatic. 268 00:12:04,443 --> 00:12:07,729 We have a social contract in this country. 269 00:12:08,109 --> 00:12:11,277 We have a First Amendment in this country. 270 00:12:11,313 --> 00:12:14,113 The free flow of ideas, even radical ones... 271 00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:17,483 If my readers want Jennifer, it's my job to deliver. 272 00:12:17,519 --> 00:12:20,082 Even if people die because of you? 273 00:12:20,088 --> 00:12:21,438 Come on. 274 00:12:21,789 --> 00:12:23,956 Tell me you haven't thought about it. 275 00:12:23,992 --> 00:12:26,426 All those years of being demeaned 276 00:12:26,461 --> 00:12:28,995 and harassed and screwed over 277 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,480 just because we wanted to sit 278 00:12:30,486 --> 00:12:32,136 at the table with the big boys? 279 00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,133 You know these guys. 280 00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:38,738 They don't listen to "please" or fairness. 281 00:12:39,499 --> 00:12:43,568 Tell me you've never wished you could pull the trigger. 282 00:12:45,814 --> 00:12:48,114 That is not the same as doing it. 283 00:12:48,149 --> 00:12:49,682 I am not doing it. 284 00:12:49,718 --> 00:12:51,617 I'm finding my voice. 285 00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:54,789 And if that proves profitable, all the better. 286 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:57,237 Is it your voice? 287 00:12:57,331 --> 00:12:59,183 I mean, I know we're all confused, 288 00:12:59,189 --> 00:13:00,465 we're goddamn traumatized... 289 00:13:00,495 --> 00:13:03,396 That's enough. Stay in your goddamn lane, Cheryl. 290 00:13:05,867 --> 00:13:08,167 291 00:13:10,405 --> 00:13:12,305 292 00:13:12,815 --> 00:13:15,433 Environmentalists are always talking about how... 293 00:13:16,344 --> 00:13:18,311 Humans are destroying the planet, right? 294 00:13:18,346 --> 00:13:20,012 And, like, we totally are. 295 00:13:20,048 --> 00:13:22,548 But we're also destroying each other. 296 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,984 I mean, I've been all over the world, 297 00:13:25,019 --> 00:13:27,687 and lemme tell you, the things I've seen? 298 00:13:27,722 --> 00:13:30,656 Shocking. Swaziland? Gambia? 299 00:13:30,692 --> 00:13:32,625 I heard that things were better in Gambia 300 00:13:32,660 --> 00:13:35,228 since Yahya Jammeh lost power. 301 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:36,863 Wow. 302 00:13:36,898 --> 00:13:39,732 Most people don't know Gambia from Namibia. 303 00:13:39,768 --> 00:13:42,068 [CHUCKLES] I do a lot of crosswords. 304 00:13:42,103 --> 00:13:44,237 [LAUGHS] 305 00:13:44,272 --> 00:13:47,039 But I mean, you hardly need to travel the world to know 306 00:13:47,075 --> 00:13:49,375 that people are destroying each other. 307 00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,911 - I mean, like Jennifer. - Horrifying. 308 00:13:51,946 --> 00:13:54,347 I mean, I get where they're coming from, but... 309 00:13:54,382 --> 00:13:56,816 Their methods are totally insane. 310 00:13:56,851 --> 00:13:59,252 I mean, not all men are animals. 311 00:13:59,287 --> 00:14:01,220 I hope not. 312 00:14:01,498 --> 00:14:03,927 I hope I'm a good guy. I try to be. 313 00:14:04,815 --> 00:14:07,268 You seem pretty OK. So far. 314 00:14:07,303 --> 00:14:09,303 [CHUCKLES] 315 00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:15,456 Um... 316 00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:17,314 I, uh... 317 00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:19,987 I need to confess something. 318 00:14:21,985 --> 00:14:23,217 OK. 319 00:14:24,721 --> 00:14:26,037 I've, um... 320 00:14:27,624 --> 00:14:29,590 Never dated anybody with... 321 00:14:29,626 --> 00:14:31,192 [STAMMERS] 322 00:14:31,227 --> 00:14:33,828 ... s-somebody like you. 323 00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:39,367 Uh, larger... 324 00:14:39,402 --> 00:14:41,669 I... Look, I just... I want to be real with you 325 00:14:41,705 --> 00:14:44,706 'cause, like, I'm kind of a... A fitness freak? 326 00:14:44,741 --> 00:14:46,841 And so I almost said no right out of the gate, 327 00:14:46,876 --> 00:14:48,332 but then I thought, "No, expand your 328 00:14:48,338 --> 00:14:49,864 horizons, expand your thinking"... 329 00:14:49,870 --> 00:14:52,714 So I'm kind of like a social studies project. 330 00:14:52,749 --> 00:14:55,116 "Date a big girl." 331 00:14:55,151 --> 00:14:57,318 No. Shit, no. Um... 332 00:14:57,353 --> 00:14:59,523 I'm sorry, no, that... That was my, um, 333 00:14:59,529 --> 00:15:01,829 fully awkward way of saying... 334 00:15:02,329 --> 00:15:04,096 You're not what I expected. 335 00:15:05,929 --> 00:15:08,196 What did you expect? 336 00:15:08,231 --> 00:15:10,364 [BASSO COCKNEY ACCENT] Better get a bucket! 337 00:15:13,110 --> 00:15:15,558 Monty Python. "Meaning of Life." 338 00:15:15,564 --> 00:15:17,126 Ah. [LAUGHS] 339 00:15:17,340 --> 00:15:19,874 Oh, yeah, I deserved that. Oh, man. 340 00:15:19,909 --> 00:15:22,577 But now, I, um, I'm not really sure, 341 00:15:23,077 --> 00:15:25,747 but, um.. 342 00:15:25,782 --> 00:15:29,650 You're smart and funny and, um... 343 00:15:29,686 --> 00:15:32,653 I'm really enjoying this. That's all. 344 00:15:32,689 --> 00:15:34,856 [MAN] Are we done working here? 345 00:15:34,891 --> 00:15:37,225 Uh, yes, yes, please. Thank you. 346 00:15:37,260 --> 00:15:38,760 Would you like to see a dessert menu? 347 00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:41,562 Uh... sure. Why not? 348 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:45,733 And a coffee for me, please. But only if it's fair trade. 349 00:15:45,769 --> 00:15:48,870 - Coffee for you as well? - I'm fine with water, thank you. 350 00:15:50,430 --> 00:15:52,329 So, where were we? 351 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,232 Ah, right. I was digging myself 352 00:15:54,238 --> 00:15:56,249 deep into a verbal hole. Again. 353 00:15:56,646 --> 00:15:57,912 [LAUGHS SOFTLY] 354 00:16:00,483 --> 00:16:03,284 Uh, I'm gonna run to the ladies'. I'm sorry. 355 00:16:03,319 --> 00:16:05,474 - Oh, uh, no. Cool. - I'll be right back. 356 00:16:05,564 --> 00:16:07,097 Hey, Plum? 357 00:16:09,034 --> 00:16:11,034 Monty Python was the shit. 358 00:16:14,631 --> 00:16:16,798 [WOMAN] Maybe he's her brother. 359 00:16:20,670 --> 00:16:23,704 Actually, he's my date. 360 00:16:23,740 --> 00:16:25,740 Enjoy your salmon. 361 00:16:27,510 --> 00:16:30,111 ♪ Am I too dangerous? ♪ 362 00:16:30,146 --> 00:16:32,079 ♪ For you dear ♪ 363 00:16:32,115 --> 00:16:33,948 ♪ Scared of a little smoke ♪ 364 00:16:33,983 --> 00:16:36,884 ♪ And the music's too loud for your ears ♪ 365 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:39,587 ♪ You've been wastin' ♪ 366 00:16:39,622 --> 00:16:41,722 ♪ Wastin' all my time ♪ 367 00:16:41,758 --> 00:16:44,926 ♪ Life's too short for you, baby, playin' victim ♪ 368 00:16:44,961 --> 00:16:46,594 ♪ To my crime ♪ 369 00:16:46,629 --> 00:16:48,462 370 00:16:56,290 --> 00:16:58,957 ♪ So you heard the story ♪ 371 00:16:59,142 --> 00:17:00,775 [MUSIC FADES] 372 00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:05,552 _ 373 00:17:08,618 --> 00:17:10,484 374 00:17:22,704 --> 00:17:24,337 [CHAIR CLATTERS] 375 00:17:46,089 --> 00:17:48,256 376 00:17:55,332 --> 00:17:58,568 [VERENA] So when you came back and found him gone, 377 00:17:58,603 --> 00:18:00,737 what did you think? 378 00:18:00,951 --> 00:18:02,150 Honestly? 379 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:05,132 "Screw you, VERENA." 380 00:18:05,168 --> 00:18:07,948 Good. Tell me why. 381 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,822 If you're trying to convince me not to 382 00:18:09,828 --> 00:18:11,744 have the surgery, this is hardly helping. 383 00:18:11,774 --> 00:18:14,642 For the record, I'm really not invested in the surgery, 384 00:18:14,677 --> 00:18:17,445 other than wishing it was safer for you. 385 00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,681 I thought this was all about fat acceptance. 386 00:18:20,717 --> 00:18:23,651 - Dieting is murder? - That's an oversimplification. 387 00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:26,523 What I wish for you is a better connection with yourself, 388 00:18:26,529 --> 00:18:28,689 whatever shape you end up. 389 00:18:28,725 --> 00:18:31,099 - I don't even know what that means. - That's OK for now. 390 00:18:31,105 --> 00:18:32,962 Let's just stay with: How did you 391 00:18:32,968 --> 00:18:34,800 feel when you found Aiden had left? 392 00:18:36,229 --> 00:18:37,964 I felt humiliated. 393 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:41,421 I let myself... 394 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,505 I let my guard down. 395 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:46,841 Having that guard up is important? 396 00:18:46,876 --> 00:18:49,543 [VOICE BREAKING] It's everything. 397 00:18:50,980 --> 00:18:53,881 No expectations, I don't get hurt. 398 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:56,017 As hurt. 399 00:18:57,654 --> 00:18:59,987 That is a tough way to live. 400 00:19:00,023 --> 00:19:01,822 It's interesting you go there. 401 00:19:01,858 --> 00:19:04,158 It never even occurs to you that maybe 402 00:19:04,193 --> 00:19:07,194 it's the people who judge you who need to change? 403 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:09,997 - Well, good luck with that. - You think it's impossible? 404 00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:13,434 I think it would take a revolution. 405 00:19:15,371 --> 00:19:17,376 I'm not holding my breath. 406 00:19:18,780 --> 00:19:21,409 Even Aiden wanted to be a good guy. 407 00:19:21,444 --> 00:19:23,070 He can't handle it. 408 00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:26,681 You can't force someone to like something 409 00:19:26,716 --> 00:19:31,252 the whole world tells them is gross and unhealthy. 410 00:19:31,458 --> 00:19:33,395 Even Jennifer can't make people 411 00:19:33,401 --> 00:19:35,150 cool with someone like me. 412 00:19:40,396 --> 00:19:42,530 Not that I think you're them. 413 00:19:42,565 --> 00:19:43,985 It's OK. 414 00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:46,592 Marlowe told me about your questions. 415 00:19:46,869 --> 00:19:49,170 I hope she reassured you. 416 00:19:49,572 --> 00:19:51,210 Yeah, totally. 417 00:19:52,809 --> 00:19:56,444 [SIGHS, CHUCKLES] 418 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:07,722 [CAMERA CLICKS] 419 00:20:14,831 --> 00:20:16,063 [CAMERA CLICKS] 420 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,134 No technology in Calliope House. 421 00:20:20,575 --> 00:20:23,309 - I'm sorry. I... I just... - [PHONE BUZZES] 422 00:20:23,332 --> 00:20:24,686 _ 423 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:27,708 Uh, it's the office. I have to... 424 00:20:27,744 --> 00:20:30,344 [PHONE BUZZING] 425 00:20:33,683 --> 00:20:34,815 Hello? 426 00:20:35,140 --> 00:20:37,073 Sit down. Sit down. 427 00:20:38,588 --> 00:20:41,756 What's going on? Eladio said it was urgent? 428 00:20:41,791 --> 00:20:43,991 Oh, believe me, it is. 429 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:46,393 Did you see me on "Murphy's Law" last night? 430 00:20:46,429 --> 00:20:49,430 I did. It... You were great. 431 00:20:49,465 --> 00:20:52,333 Thanks. You know who else thought I was great? 432 00:20:52,368 --> 00:20:53,601 Everybody. 433 00:20:53,636 --> 00:20:56,270 My social media's on steroids. 434 00:20:56,305 --> 00:20:58,739 Wow, that's really incredible. 435 00:20:58,775 --> 00:21:00,141 So I want you to write something, 436 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,809 something for next month's Daisy. 437 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,744 Something by me, of course. 438 00:21:03,780 --> 00:21:05,777 You don't need that. The assignment's simple. 439 00:21:05,783 --> 00:21:07,982 Expand on what I talked about on TV, 440 00:21:08,017 --> 00:21:10,818 more about my decision to publish the manifesto, 441 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,520 that I stand behind it, 442 00:21:12,555 --> 00:21:15,665 and I support the conversation it started. 443 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,625 Do you see it, Plum? 444 00:21:18,243 --> 00:21:20,255 Do you see what I see? 445 00:21:20,977 --> 00:21:23,097 I do. I see it. 446 00:21:23,132 --> 00:21:26,967 Fantastic. Let's let my girls know I've got their backs... 447 00:21:27,003 --> 00:21:28,269 Now more than ever. 448 00:21:28,304 --> 00:21:30,638 OK. I'll get right on it. 449 00:21:30,673 --> 00:21:32,339 Plum. 450 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:34,475 I'll be honest. 451 00:21:34,510 --> 00:21:37,271 I thought maybe you were too much of 452 00:21:37,277 --> 00:21:39,952 an outlier for Daisy Chain. 453 00:21:40,341 --> 00:21:42,375 But now it's all about outliers. 454 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:45,653 Plus, you've been making a real effort lately. 455 00:21:45,688 --> 00:21:48,355 I think you actually look slimmer. 456 00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,825 I... I am, some. 457 00:21:50,860 --> 00:21:52,459 I... I also... 458 00:21:52,495 --> 00:21:55,396 You keep killing it... Metaphorically, of course... 459 00:21:55,431 --> 00:21:57,731 I see a bright future for you here. 460 00:21:57,767 --> 00:21:59,414 A byline... 461 00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:01,535 Maybe even your own office. 462 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,070 Who knows? 463 00:22:03,597 --> 00:22:05,217 Kitty. I... 464 00:22:05,562 --> 00:22:06,674 Thank you. 465 00:22:06,709 --> 00:22:09,076 Oh, no, Plum... 466 00:22:09,111 --> 00:22:11,078 Thank you. 467 00:22:14,784 --> 00:22:17,284 468 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,861 [PHONE BUZZING] 469 00:22:27,113 --> 00:22:30,329 _ 470 00:22:30,399 --> 00:22:32,633 471 00:22:41,277 --> 00:22:43,911 [HARD ROCK PLAYING OVER SOUND SYSTEM] 472 00:22:54,657 --> 00:22:57,191 Another glass of champagne? 473 00:22:57,226 --> 00:22:59,362 Just the check. Thanks. 474 00:22:59,368 --> 00:23:02,402 I thought we were waiting for a mystery man. 475 00:23:02,408 --> 00:23:03,974 We were. 476 00:23:24,927 --> 00:23:26,420 What the hell? 477 00:23:31,761 --> 00:23:33,928 Holy shit. 478 00:23:43,784 --> 00:23:45,183 What is it? 479 00:23:46,703 --> 00:23:48,436 Stella Cross. 480 00:23:50,046 --> 00:23:52,446 - Larry. Larry! - [LARRY SCREAMING] 481 00:23:52,481 --> 00:23:55,649 Larry! Larry! 482 00:23:56,652 --> 00:23:58,018 God!!! 483 00:24:00,523 --> 00:24:02,890 484 00:24:12,356 --> 00:24:14,656 - Yes? - Verena's expecting me. 485 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:16,862 - Verena's busy. - Wait. 486 00:24:16,868 --> 00:24:19,740 - We're supposed to meet... - No. Not today. Sorry. 487 00:24:23,846 --> 00:24:25,879 488 00:24:28,613 --> 00:24:30,967 [CHERYL, ON TV] Tragic ending today for adult film star 489 00:24:30,975 --> 00:24:33,275 turned entrepreneur Stella Cross. 490 00:24:33,281 --> 00:24:36,472 The scene in the cemetery is grisly and surreal. 491 00:24:36,478 --> 00:24:39,215 Evidently, Ms. Cross was set on a makeshift 492 00:24:39,221 --> 00:24:41,392 funeral pyre doused with gasoline. 493 00:24:41,398 --> 00:24:44,284 Another casualty, a yet-unnamed groundskeeper, 494 00:24:44,319 --> 00:24:45,553 is in the hospital, 495 00:24:45,559 --> 00:24:47,759 having sustained life-threatening burns. 496 00:24:47,765 --> 00:24:50,200 We await word on his condition. 497 00:24:58,794 --> 00:25:00,460 Done? 498 00:25:00,466 --> 00:25:01,598 Sent. 499 00:25:01,604 --> 00:25:02,703 Great. 500 00:25:04,272 --> 00:25:05,897 Now can we talk about the date? 501 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:08,176 There's not much to talk about. He stood me up. 502 00:25:08,545 --> 00:25:10,782 Or he saw me and left before I saw him. 503 00:25:10,788 --> 00:25:13,222 Jesus Christ, why would VERENA do that to you? 504 00:25:13,257 --> 00:25:15,991 She's not doing anything. It's the way it is. 505 00:25:16,026 --> 00:25:17,760 Women in my Waist Watcher's meetings are 506 00:25:17,766 --> 00:25:19,428 on Tinder. This happens all the time. 507 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:22,764 No-shows, hecklers... fetish guys. 508 00:25:22,800 --> 00:25:24,566 - Fetish guys? - Yeah. 509 00:25:24,602 --> 00:25:25,801 I'm afraid to ask. 510 00:25:25,836 --> 00:25:28,504 Like, the zeta males of the dating world. 511 00:25:28,539 --> 00:25:30,339 Chubby chasers or whatever. 512 00:25:30,374 --> 00:25:31,940 Wait a minute. 513 00:25:31,976 --> 00:25:34,176 Wait one minute. 514 00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:36,411 [TV] ... quite a scene here at the cemetery. 515 00:25:36,447 --> 00:25:38,680 The terrorist group known as Jennifer 516 00:25:38,716 --> 00:25:40,449 has claimed responsibility 517 00:25:40,484 --> 00:25:43,252 for the grisly murder of adult film actress 518 00:25:43,287 --> 00:25:45,821 and fashion entrepreneur Stella Cross. 519 00:25:45,856 --> 00:25:47,435 And while there's no word yet 520 00:25:47,441 --> 00:25:49,791 on where or when Ms. Cross was actually killed, 521 00:25:49,827 --> 00:25:52,092 - one thing is certain... - [STEVEN] Holy shit. 522 00:25:52,098 --> 00:25:54,221 - Jennifer has taken... - [PLUM] She was a porn star? 523 00:25:54,230 --> 00:25:55,340 ... its first female life. 524 00:25:55,346 --> 00:25:57,132 Wait, wait. You're kidding, right? 525 00:25:57,168 --> 00:25:59,535 You know who Stella Cross is? 526 00:25:59,570 --> 00:26:01,564 - A model. - [STEVEN SCOFFS] 527 00:26:02,306 --> 00:26:04,706 She sells jeans and stuff. 528 00:26:04,742 --> 00:26:05,850 - [PHONE BUZZING] - Wow. 529 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:08,377 Hey, Eladio. Yeah, I just sent in the... 530 00:26:08,412 --> 00:26:11,380 - [ELADIO] Have you seen the news today? - Yeah, just now. 531 00:26:11,415 --> 00:26:13,140 OK, change of plans. Kitty wants you 532 00:26:13,146 --> 00:26:14,895 to write something about Stella. 533 00:26:15,052 --> 00:26:16,385 OK. 534 00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,234 [PLUM] Since having sex and 535 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,163 masturbating weren't my jam, 536 00:26:24,169 --> 00:26:27,529 I had no idea Stella Cross was a porn star, 537 00:26:27,869 --> 00:26:30,035 and not just any porn star. 538 00:26:30,209 --> 00:26:32,743 Gangbangs and rape porn were her specialties. 539 00:26:33,310 --> 00:26:36,029 She literally broke her vagina 540 00:26:36,068 --> 00:26:38,125 from all the abuse it took. 541 00:26:38,220 --> 00:26:41,227 It was obvious why Jennifer targeted her. 542 00:26:41,438 --> 00:26:44,057 She normalized sexual violence. 543 00:26:44,093 --> 00:26:47,060 She was rape culture's poster girl... 544 00:26:47,096 --> 00:26:49,596 who also sold jeans and makeup 545 00:26:49,632 --> 00:26:51,765 in the pages of women's magazines. 546 00:26:54,169 --> 00:26:56,389 Did you know rape porn is a thing? 547 00:26:56,395 --> 00:26:58,605 I mean, I know crocodile wrestling's a thing, 548 00:26:58,641 --> 00:27:00,374 and jerkin' off to Rachel Ray. 549 00:27:00,409 --> 00:27:01,814 It doesn't mean I do any of it. 550 00:27:01,820 --> 00:27:03,977 What about facial abuse? Men choking women 551 00:27:04,013 --> 00:27:05,545 with their dicks until they vomit. 552 00:27:05,581 --> 00:27:08,615 - That's popular now. - Look, men are stupid, OK? 553 00:27:08,651 --> 00:27:10,017 We're animals. Seriously. 554 00:27:12,421 --> 00:27:14,554 You really think I'm safe at Calliope now? 555 00:27:14,590 --> 00:27:16,657 If they're associated with Jennifer 556 00:27:16,692 --> 00:27:18,483 and they find out what I'm up to... 557 00:27:18,489 --> 00:27:19,998 What we are up to... 558 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:21,399 Plum, you don't have to do anything 559 00:27:21,405 --> 00:27:22,709 you're uncomfortable with. 560 00:27:24,700 --> 00:27:26,615 I mean, I know Stella Cross was 561 00:27:26,621 --> 00:27:28,907 a very particular kind of woman... 562 00:27:28,937 --> 00:27:31,267 That's a very nice way of putting it. 563 00:27:31,931 --> 00:27:34,328 A lot of people would say that she was a victim. 564 00:27:34,334 --> 00:27:36,777 To make her pay for our sins, 565 00:27:36,812 --> 00:27:38,391 it just feels like... 566 00:27:39,148 --> 00:27:41,081 I mean, who knows who they'll come after next? 567 00:27:41,116 --> 00:27:43,250 You do what you want to do. 568 00:27:43,576 --> 00:27:45,309 I'm serious. 569 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:47,194 But I'm tellin' you... 570 00:27:47,465 --> 00:27:49,258 I've got your back. 571 00:27:57,166 --> 00:27:58,925 I found something. 572 00:27:59,735 --> 00:28:01,401 Maybe. 573 00:28:05,996 --> 00:28:08,563 I don't know who she is, but she looks familiar. 574 00:28:11,213 --> 00:28:13,046 Yeah, she looks familiar to me, too. 575 00:28:13,052 --> 00:28:14,747 - Can you send me these? - Yeah. 576 00:28:18,721 --> 00:28:20,620 So, how's the program goin'? 577 00:28:21,185 --> 00:28:24,180 [CHUCKLES] Your dates treatin' you all right? 578 00:28:24,668 --> 00:28:27,135 - Honestly, no. - [PHONE BUZZING] 579 00:28:28,063 --> 00:28:30,097 The first guy showed... 580 00:28:31,667 --> 00:28:33,166 VERENA. 581 00:28:40,273 --> 00:28:41,444 [BELL DINGS] 582 00:28:43,144 --> 00:28:45,511 583 00:28:47,548 --> 00:28:50,316 Daisy Chain, how may I direct your... call. 584 00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:54,520 585 00:28:59,510 --> 00:29:01,653 [KITTY] First of all, you told me to do what I wanted. 586 00:29:01,659 --> 00:29:03,125 Yes, that was before. 587 00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,924 Those crazies were only killing men. 588 00:29:04,940 --> 00:29:07,679 - Men don't buy our magazines. - I'm on top of it. 589 00:29:07,820 --> 00:29:09,943 - I'm doing a piece on Stella. - You went on television 590 00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:11,844 and aligned us with terrorists, Kitty. 591 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:13,906 I went on television and aligned us with a movement. 592 00:29:13,912 --> 00:29:15,267 They killed Stella Cross. 593 00:29:15,273 --> 00:29:17,350 It's disgusting, it's terrible. 594 00:29:17,385 --> 00:29:18,945 And you should be glad we're not 595 00:29:18,951 --> 00:29:20,558 making enemies of those people. 596 00:29:20,588 --> 00:29:22,455 Kitty, this is... 597 00:29:26,092 --> 00:29:29,195 You're right. I did say to do what you wanted. 598 00:29:29,230 --> 00:29:30,930 So this is my fault. 599 00:29:31,255 --> 00:29:32,754 I thought you were ready to lead, 600 00:29:32,785 --> 00:29:35,899 and clearly you weren't, so this is on me. 601 00:29:36,404 --> 00:29:38,604 We can figure this out. 602 00:29:38,640 --> 00:29:41,107 I know we can. Together. 603 00:29:41,142 --> 00:29:42,809 That's not in the cards. 604 00:29:42,844 --> 00:29:45,812 I'm afraid we're looking at a regime change. 605 00:29:51,307 --> 00:29:53,934 [VERENA] Sorry about not being able to meet earlier. 606 00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,583 It's been a tough day. 607 00:29:56,426 --> 00:29:58,303 - [SIGHS] - Stella Cross? 608 00:29:58,309 --> 00:29:59,391 Yeah. 609 00:29:59,756 --> 00:30:02,377 Some of the women in the house are very, very unsettled. 610 00:30:02,383 --> 00:30:04,350 The graphic nature of it, and... 611 00:30:04,385 --> 00:30:06,719 Kitty's having me write a piece about her. 612 00:30:06,754 --> 00:30:08,129 I'm turning it in after this. 613 00:30:08,135 --> 00:30:09,922 Really? What kind of piece? 614 00:30:10,417 --> 00:30:11,891 Balanced, I hope. 615 00:30:12,732 --> 00:30:15,576 I understand what Jennifer's angry about, but 616 00:30:15,883 --> 00:30:17,540 I feel like they might be undermining 617 00:30:17,546 --> 00:30:19,520 their message with this kind of violence. 618 00:30:19,529 --> 00:30:20,895 Yeah. A lot of people want to write 619 00:30:20,901 --> 00:30:22,802 them off as rage-filled lesbians 620 00:30:22,808 --> 00:30:24,508 - and psychos. - Yeah. 621 00:30:24,884 --> 00:30:26,745 On the other hand, though, 622 00:30:26,751 --> 00:30:28,324 Jennifer's manifesto 623 00:30:28,355 --> 00:30:30,088 makes a pretty good case that 624 00:30:30,240 --> 00:30:32,887 taking up arms is women's only recourse. 625 00:30:32,890 --> 00:30:34,857 But do we become just like the perpetrators 626 00:30:34,892 --> 00:30:36,544 if we use their methods? 627 00:30:38,569 --> 00:30:40,224 It was only 200 words. 628 00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:41,871 Wasn't a deep dive. 629 00:30:43,434 --> 00:30:45,367 Well, I'm... I'm proud of you. 630 00:30:45,402 --> 00:30:47,974 Seems like you're making new opportunities for yourself. 631 00:30:48,337 --> 00:30:49,360 So... 632 00:30:50,008 --> 00:30:51,413 The date. 633 00:30:51,419 --> 00:30:53,275 How was Raymond? 634 00:30:53,310 --> 00:30:56,245 Raymond was a no-show. 635 00:30:56,490 --> 00:30:57,730 He stood you up. 636 00:30:57,979 --> 00:30:59,386 What a peach, huh? 637 00:30:59,416 --> 00:31:01,550 - Ohh. - Where are you finding these men? 638 00:31:01,585 --> 00:31:04,119 My dentist is quite the matchmaker. 639 00:31:04,155 --> 00:31:05,587 Your dentist? 640 00:31:05,623 --> 00:31:07,156 She's also a good friend. 641 00:31:07,191 --> 00:31:08,657 Let's try something. 642 00:31:08,692 --> 00:31:11,727 Um, tell me about your ideal man. 643 00:31:11,762 --> 00:31:13,662 Your guess is as good as mine. 644 00:31:13,697 --> 00:31:15,664 Or your dentist's. 645 00:31:17,466 --> 00:31:20,469 OK, so, your final date. 646 00:31:20,504 --> 00:31:22,171 How are you feeling? 647 00:31:22,206 --> 00:31:23,207 [EXHALES] 648 00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:25,162 Like I want to get it over with. 649 00:31:25,604 --> 00:31:26,708 Could you... 650 00:31:27,231 --> 00:31:29,685 Don't just tell him that I'm plus-sized. 651 00:31:29,787 --> 00:31:31,712 Tell him I'm huge. 652 00:31:32,318 --> 00:31:34,351 If that's what you want. 653 00:31:34,955 --> 00:31:37,119 I want him to know what he's in for. 654 00:31:41,122 --> 00:31:42,783 [KITTY] All those years of hard work 655 00:31:42,789 --> 00:31:44,395 down the goddamn drain. 656 00:31:44,918 --> 00:31:46,585 [JULIA] It's not like he fired you. 657 00:31:47,028 --> 00:31:49,097 I'm management now. 658 00:31:49,179 --> 00:31:50,756 Staffing decisions? 659 00:31:50,860 --> 00:31:52,873 Budgets? That's not me. 660 00:31:52,903 --> 00:31:55,304 My creative wings have been completely clipped. 661 00:31:55,339 --> 00:31:57,172 No editorial power. 662 00:31:57,208 --> 00:31:58,888 No more "Dear Kitty." 663 00:31:58,894 --> 00:32:01,116 No more... face! 664 00:32:01,724 --> 00:32:05,147 Well, it's like I'm... him. 665 00:32:05,640 --> 00:32:07,406 Or like he used to be. 666 00:32:08,052 --> 00:32:10,852 Maybe it's good you're behind the scenes. 667 00:32:10,888 --> 00:32:12,091 For now. 668 00:32:12,856 --> 00:32:14,489 Safer. [SNIFFLES] 669 00:32:14,525 --> 00:32:15,653 Oh, God. 670 00:32:16,792 --> 00:32:18,198 Are you crying? 671 00:32:18,229 --> 00:32:19,805 I know. It's just... 672 00:32:20,364 --> 00:32:21,813 It's just... 673 00:32:22,499 --> 00:32:24,700 Stella Cross... 674 00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:26,401 Jennifer.... 675 00:32:26,959 --> 00:32:29,071 All this craziness. It's just... 676 00:32:29,985 --> 00:32:32,167 Iit's gotten out of control. 677 00:32:33,200 --> 00:32:34,399 I worry. 678 00:32:34,405 --> 00:32:35,871 You should worry. 679 00:32:36,780 --> 00:32:38,680 We all need to worry. 680 00:32:51,228 --> 00:32:52,728 Like what I've done with it? 681 00:32:53,067 --> 00:32:55,067 Kitty. Is everything... 682 00:32:57,466 --> 00:33:01,036 Um, I... I finished the Stella Cross piece. 683 00:33:01,071 --> 00:33:03,005 You know how long I've been here, Plum? 684 00:33:03,040 --> 00:33:04,533 At Austen Media? 685 00:33:05,158 --> 00:33:07,342 - No. - A long time. 686 00:33:07,378 --> 00:33:09,678 A very long time. 687 00:33:09,945 --> 00:33:12,289 Let me... Here. Let me get that. I'll... 688 00:33:12,295 --> 00:33:13,961 I've got it. 689 00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:18,887 Besides, you've done enough. 690 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:24,793 Is everything... 691 00:33:24,828 --> 00:33:25,927 [FLICKING LIGHTER] 692 00:33:30,021 --> 00:33:33,245 Um, I just... I came to bring this by, 693 00:33:33,251 --> 00:33:34,796 and I wanted to... 694 00:33:36,440 --> 00:33:38,707 I know it was a really tragic circumstance, 695 00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:40,942 but it was really eye-opening, 696 00:33:40,978 --> 00:33:43,845 and I wanted to thank you for the opportunity. 697 00:33:46,517 --> 00:33:48,583 I was right about you, Plum. 698 00:33:50,020 --> 00:33:51,152 Well... 699 00:33:52,589 --> 00:33:54,723 Then I was wrong. 700 00:33:54,758 --> 00:33:57,125 But my gut instinct was right. 701 00:33:58,929 --> 00:34:00,479 What were you? 702 00:34:01,164 --> 00:34:02,595 Before me? 703 00:34:03,300 --> 00:34:04,800 Nothing. 704 00:34:04,835 --> 00:34:07,227 Writing for free on some blog? 705 00:34:07,703 --> 00:34:08,958 I made you. 706 00:34:11,642 --> 00:34:13,931 And this is the thanks I get? 707 00:34:15,190 --> 00:34:16,516 Excuse me? 708 00:34:16,522 --> 00:34:18,513 Do you know what I went through to get here? 709 00:34:18,549 --> 00:34:20,549 What I really went through? 710 00:34:23,786 --> 00:34:25,486 I sucked a lot of dick. 711 00:34:26,990 --> 00:34:28,957 The actual dick was a picnic 712 00:34:28,992 --> 00:34:32,160 compared to the assholes I had to flatter and humor 713 00:34:32,196 --> 00:34:34,329 and cater to... 714 00:34:34,365 --> 00:34:36,340 while the whole goddamn time I was 715 00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:38,205 smarter and better at the job. 716 00:34:38,235 --> 00:34:39,701 But I did it. 717 00:34:39,737 --> 00:34:41,870 I smiled and nodded 718 00:34:41,905 --> 00:34:43,841 and took loads of shit. 719 00:34:45,363 --> 00:34:47,897 All to get to the day Stanley would say, 720 00:34:47,903 --> 00:34:49,845 "Do what you want, Kitty. 721 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:51,513 I trust you." 722 00:34:52,001 --> 00:34:53,818 [LAUGHING] 723 00:34:54,173 --> 00:34:57,474 What did I do? I listened to you. 724 00:35:01,315 --> 00:35:02,414 I never... 725 00:35:03,963 --> 00:35:06,728 - It was your choice... - Yeah. Maybe. 726 00:35:06,764 --> 00:35:08,830 But you went out of your way to convince me 727 00:35:08,866 --> 00:35:11,700 that you were something other than what you are... 728 00:35:11,957 --> 00:35:15,670 A basement-dwelling malcontent with an axe to grind. 729 00:35:15,706 --> 00:35:17,072 That's not fair. 730 00:35:17,107 --> 00:35:19,541 Yeah, probably not. 731 00:35:19,576 --> 00:35:21,576 But news flash: 732 00:35:21,612 --> 00:35:23,745 life's not fair. 733 00:35:23,781 --> 00:35:25,881 You're fired. 734 00:35:38,796 --> 00:35:40,262 Here. 735 00:35:45,366 --> 00:35:47,366 Are you mentally ill? 736 00:35:49,540 --> 00:35:52,045 - Kitty, I love my job. - Put that down. 737 00:35:52,051 --> 00:35:55,241 You're right. You are. You made me. 738 00:35:56,463 --> 00:35:58,630 That's why I'm having bypass surgery. 739 00:35:58,636 --> 00:36:01,278 Once I'm thin, I'm gonna write a before-and-after 740 00:36:01,284 --> 00:36:05,228 all about how you inspired me to find my best self. 741 00:36:07,908 --> 00:36:09,444 Please, Kitty. 742 00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,947 All I've ever wanted to be is a writer. 743 00:36:11,982 --> 00:36:13,148 A real one. 744 00:36:24,161 --> 00:36:26,194 Suck my dick, Plum. 745 00:36:36,105 --> 00:36:37,631 [PLUM SIGHS] 746 00:36:39,943 --> 00:36:42,611 747 00:36:51,512 --> 00:36:53,812 748 00:36:55,983 --> 00:36:58,283 [CHATTER] 749 00:37:00,631 --> 00:37:02,733 [PLUM] I was in no mood for my last date 750 00:37:02,739 --> 00:37:04,570 after Kitty fired me. 751 00:37:05,655 --> 00:37:08,426 But all of a sudden, Verena's $20,000 752 00:37:08,432 --> 00:37:10,999 meant even more to me. 753 00:37:11,494 --> 00:37:13,795 I needed that money. 754 00:37:16,266 --> 00:37:17,531 [MAN] Wow. 755 00:37:18,268 --> 00:37:19,601 Sorry? 756 00:37:19,636 --> 00:37:22,134 They told me you were stunning, but... 757 00:37:23,506 --> 00:37:25,173 Color me stunned. 758 00:37:26,924 --> 00:37:28,824 I am so sorry. I'm Jack. 759 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:29,911 I'm the, uh... 760 00:37:29,946 --> 00:37:32,347 I'm... I'm your date. 761 00:37:33,126 --> 00:37:35,316 I... I thought that... 762 00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:38,953 H-Hi, Jack. I'm Plum. 763 00:37:38,989 --> 00:37:40,788 Wow, you have a great smile. 764 00:37:40,824 --> 00:37:41,923 [LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] 765 00:37:41,958 --> 00:37:43,591 What? 766 00:37:43,877 --> 00:37:45,276 What's the deal? 767 00:37:46,696 --> 00:37:48,763 Are you, like, into big chicks or something? 768 00:37:48,798 --> 00:37:49,942 [LAUGHS] 769 00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,575 I'm... What do you... 770 00:37:51,581 --> 00:37:53,067 Just with this flattery. 771 00:37:53,586 --> 00:37:55,336 It's a little unusual. 772 00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:58,439 Uh, well, you... You do have a lovely smile. 773 00:37:58,475 --> 00:38:00,041 OK, sure. 774 00:38:01,611 --> 00:38:05,913 Would it offend you if I... I said that I... 775 00:38:05,949 --> 00:38:07,949 I do like big girls? 776 00:38:07,984 --> 00:38:09,984 I... I'm just... 777 00:38:10,020 --> 00:38:12,020 I'm... I'm just not attracted to skinny women. 778 00:38:14,524 --> 00:38:15,863 Uh... 779 00:38:17,281 --> 00:38:20,169 I guess it's better than the alternative. 780 00:38:22,088 --> 00:38:24,815 They have really good trucks here. You like burgers? 781 00:38:26,036 --> 00:38:28,169 I do, but I'm on a... 782 00:38:33,810 --> 00:38:35,731 You know what? 783 00:38:35,737 --> 00:38:38,212 I love burgers. 784 00:38:38,248 --> 00:38:39,747 All right. 785 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:47,322 786 00:38:47,357 --> 00:38:48,923 It's good, right? 787 00:38:50,904 --> 00:38:52,236 Let's get some fries. 788 00:38:53,874 --> 00:38:56,208 789 00:38:56,262 --> 00:38:59,730 ♪ Ayyy... up! ♪ 790 00:38:59,766 --> 00:39:02,400 ♪ My boyfriend wants to talk ♪ 791 00:39:03,469 --> 00:39:05,369 You don't like fries? 792 00:39:05,405 --> 00:39:06,825 Not really, 793 00:39:06,831 --> 00:39:10,320 but I like that you're enjoying them so much. 794 00:39:11,110 --> 00:39:13,411 Come on. Try one. 795 00:39:13,446 --> 00:39:17,281 I... feel like something more forbidden. 796 00:39:20,420 --> 00:39:23,321 You could eat the whole bowl, couldn't you? 797 00:39:25,792 --> 00:39:27,959 I want you to. 798 00:39:30,739 --> 00:39:32,639 I want to watch you. 799 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:36,300 ♪ Or what I had before, he's just a... ♪ 800 00:39:36,336 --> 00:39:37,687 Come on, you know you want it. 801 00:39:37,693 --> 00:39:40,335 - Come on, I'm kind of full. - No. It's all good. 802 00:39:40,341 --> 00:39:42,211 Why don't you eat it? 803 00:39:42,242 --> 00:39:44,141 'Cause when you eat it, 804 00:39:44,177 --> 00:39:46,110 I get so hard. 805 00:39:46,145 --> 00:39:48,546 - Excuse me? - You're my dream girl. 806 00:39:48,581 --> 00:39:50,615 You're so lush, you're Rubenesque, 807 00:39:50,650 --> 00:39:52,583 your face, it's a ten, your body is... 808 00:39:52,619 --> 00:39:54,033 - Stop. - What? I thought... 809 00:39:54,039 --> 00:39:55,453 I thought... I'm sorry. I thought you were... 810 00:39:55,488 --> 00:39:56,887 You thought what? 811 00:39:56,923 --> 00:39:59,323 Since I'm fat, I should be desperate? 812 00:39:59,359 --> 00:40:01,626 I'll be grateful for whatever I can get? 813 00:40:01,661 --> 00:40:02,870 [LAUGHS] 814 00:40:02,876 --> 00:40:04,166 Guess what. 815 00:40:04,197 --> 00:40:06,397 Your face is a three. 816 00:40:06,771 --> 00:40:08,766 Four, tops. 817 00:40:08,801 --> 00:40:11,135 But I was willing to overlook that, maybe, 818 00:40:11,170 --> 00:40:13,070 because you seemed nice. 819 00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:15,406 You're just like the rest of 'em. 820 00:40:15,441 --> 00:40:17,743 You're a creep and a user. 821 00:40:18,471 --> 00:40:20,236 You should climb back into the slimy little 822 00:40:20,242 --> 00:40:23,591 cuck cage you came from, pervert. 823 00:40:23,683 --> 00:40:24,815 I... 824 00:40:26,519 --> 00:40:29,520 Screw you... Jack. 825 00:40:31,624 --> 00:40:34,692 826 00:40:34,727 --> 00:40:38,195 [PLUM] My last date. Over. 827 00:40:39,832 --> 00:40:41,832 And I was gripped by a sensation 828 00:40:41,868 --> 00:40:44,802 I had never allowed myself to feel before. 829 00:40:44,837 --> 00:40:47,538 [THUNDER RUMBLES, LIGHTNING CRASHES] 830 00:40:49,242 --> 00:40:50,821 Kitty had said it. 831 00:40:50,827 --> 00:40:53,962 I was a basement-dwelling malcontent. 832 00:40:54,347 --> 00:40:55,646 And that's how I felt. 833 00:40:55,682 --> 00:40:57,499 Like a creature... 834 00:40:57,570 --> 00:40:59,604 Less than human. 835 00:40:59,713 --> 00:41:02,547 What did it matter what a creature does? 836 00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:05,020 Who cares about consequences 837 00:41:05,026 --> 00:41:08,194 when you aren't even afforded the consideration of a dog? 838 00:41:11,592 --> 00:41:12,791 [MAN] Here ya go. 839 00:41:23,525 --> 00:41:25,737 - Jesus! - Sorry. 840 00:41:25,772 --> 00:41:27,787 Get your eyes off your food, fat-ass, 841 00:41:27,793 --> 00:41:29,479 and watch where you're going. 842 00:41:29,509 --> 00:41:31,977 [THUNDER CRACKLES] 843 00:41:34,828 --> 00:41:36,127 Are you kidding me?! 844 00:41:36,210 --> 00:41:38,710 [ROARS] 845 00:41:46,190 --> 00:41:47,592 Plum. Hey. 846 00:41:47,628 --> 00:41:48,860 You OK? 847 00:41:50,831 --> 00:41:52,319 Come on. I gotcha. 848 00:42:03,619 --> 00:42:05,381 I appreciate it, man. I owe ya. 849 00:42:05,417 --> 00:42:08,518 No worries. Kelly says thanks for the makeup. 850 00:42:08,553 --> 00:42:10,140 She wants me to quit now too 851 00:42:10,146 --> 00:42:11,959 because your perks are better. 852 00:42:11,990 --> 00:42:13,937 Sure. Hope you like kale. That's all he... 853 00:42:13,943 --> 00:42:17,048 Hey. How ya doin' there, miss? 854 00:42:17,054 --> 00:42:18,364 Not great. 855 00:42:18,922 --> 00:42:21,005 Plum, this is Bob. Uh... 856 00:42:21,011 --> 00:42:22,829 Officer Rodgers. 857 00:42:23,201 --> 00:42:24,805 If you want to press charges, you just 858 00:42:24,811 --> 00:42:26,541 come down to the precinct tomorrow. OK? 859 00:42:26,875 --> 00:42:29,839 Tomorrow? I don't need to go down tonight? 860 00:42:29,874 --> 00:42:31,179 I already gave an eye witness 861 00:42:31,185 --> 00:42:32,714 account, so that's good for now. 862 00:42:32,744 --> 00:42:33,876 It is? 863 00:42:34,780 --> 00:42:36,398 It is for Dom. 864 00:42:36,678 --> 00:42:39,649 Hey, gonna have you and the family over for sauce, OK? 865 00:42:39,684 --> 00:42:43,219 Oh, and, uh, I should have that information for you soon. 866 00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:55,504 I was a detective. Now I'm a PI. 867 00:42:57,535 --> 00:43:00,069 Kitty didn't want to wait for the proper channels 868 00:43:00,105 --> 00:43:01,671 to find out who was dirty at Austen, 869 00:43:01,706 --> 00:43:03,806 so she, uh, hired me. 870 00:43:06,135 --> 00:43:07,373 I, uh... 871 00:43:09,634 --> 00:43:11,128 People open up to me more when 872 00:43:11,134 --> 00:43:13,274 they think I'm still on the force, so... 873 00:43:14,925 --> 00:43:16,162 What else? 874 00:43:18,359 --> 00:43:21,057 Folks also open up to you more when... 875 00:43:21,092 --> 00:43:23,393 You've got more in common with them. 876 00:43:25,230 --> 00:43:27,140 You weren't married, so... 877 00:43:31,069 --> 00:43:32,969 How many kids do you have? 878 00:43:34,572 --> 00:43:36,072 Two. 879 00:43:38,610 --> 00:43:41,035 [PLUM] A creature doesn't feel. 880 00:43:41,071 --> 00:43:43,246 A creature can be punched, 881 00:43:43,281 --> 00:43:45,782 lied to, abused, 882 00:43:45,817 --> 00:43:48,733 debased, ridiculed. 883 00:43:49,646 --> 00:43:52,213 But there's freedom in that. 884 00:43:52,248 --> 00:43:56,032 If you don't feel, you can't care. 885 00:43:56,294 --> 00:43:58,227 And if you can't care, 886 00:43:58,263 --> 00:44:01,531 you can do anything. 887 00:44:02,992 --> 00:44:05,493 888 00:44:05,505 --> 00:44:08,544 _ 889 00:44:08,550 --> 00:44:12,277 _ 890 00:44:12,502 --> 00:44:15,036 891 00:44:22,745 --> 00:44:24,678 I'm ready. 892 00:44:27,484 --> 00:44:29,984 893 00:44:35,523 --> 00:44:40,148 - Synced and corrected by medvidecek007 - - www.addic7ed.com - 61988

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