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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,165 --> 00:00:03,281 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 2 00:00:03,816 --> 00:00:06,151 - Fill 'er up? - What am I, the King of England? 3 00:00:06,152 --> 00:00:08,921 - Gimme the usual. - Eight bucks it is. 4 00:00:08,922 --> 00:00:12,491 Scrap wood, rope, cable... You building a circus? 5 00:00:12,492 --> 00:00:15,260 - Where are your elephants? - Laugh it up, chuckles. 6 00:00:15,261 --> 00:00:17,461 I'm using that stuff for something very... 7 00:00:17,463 --> 00:00:19,597 I'll stop you right there. I don't wanna know. 8 00:00:19,598 --> 00:00:20,832 Remember what happened last time I got involved 9 00:00:20,833 --> 00:00:22,600 in one of your projects? 10 00:00:23,469 --> 00:00:26,104 Now we must say goodbye to a good man. 11 00:00:26,105 --> 00:00:28,205 All because of a senseless act 12 00:00:28,207 --> 00:00:30,341 by two immature hooligans. 13 00:00:32,011 --> 00:00:34,111 Wonder what happened to that guy? 14 00:00:34,113 --> 00:00:36,515 Yeah, and who are those hooligans he's talking about? 15 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:38,150 Anyway, help me lift this thing. 16 00:00:38,151 --> 00:00:39,785 Ow, my back! 17 00:00:39,786 --> 00:00:42,119 My bottled water business would have made a killing 18 00:00:42,121 --> 00:00:43,622 if your back hadn't gone out. 19 00:00:43,623 --> 00:00:45,190 Yeah, my slipped disc was the reason 20 00:00:45,191 --> 00:00:47,358 people didn't drink your dirty creek water. 21 00:00:47,360 --> 00:00:49,894 I'm done riding shotgun in your crazy schemes. 22 00:00:49,896 --> 00:00:52,798 - Count me out. - Whoa, slow your roll. 23 00:00:52,799 --> 00:00:55,300 - "Slow my roll"? - Nobody's counting you in. 24 00:00:55,301 --> 00:00:56,368 Lacey's helping me. 25 00:00:56,369 --> 00:00:59,804 - Lacey? Really? - She's been very supportive. 26 00:00:59,806 --> 00:01:02,574 Well... good. You two have fun. 27 00:01:02,575 --> 00:01:04,542 There we go. Eight bucks. 28 00:01:04,543 --> 00:01:07,713 Heh, I'm a little strapped. Uh, how about I trade you 29 00:01:07,714 --> 00:01:10,314 for a flat of Hank's Prairie Creek Water? 30 00:01:10,316 --> 00:01:12,717 I thought you were calling it "Prairier." 31 00:01:12,719 --> 00:01:15,453 Geez, you'd think the sludge would have settled by now. 32 00:01:15,455 --> 00:01:17,233 Oh, hey, little fella! 33 00:01:17,268 --> 00:01:20,591 ♪ You think there's not a lot goin' on ♪ 34 00:01:20,593 --> 00:01:23,928 ♪ Look closer, baby you're so wrong ♪ 35 00:01:23,930 --> 00:01:27,218 1x13 - Zip-A-Dee-Broom-Bah 36 00:01:28,166 --> 00:01:30,167 I've been thinking about pockets. 37 00:01:30,169 --> 00:01:31,737 Of course you have. 38 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:33,372 Are they just tiny purses for men? 39 00:01:33,373 --> 00:01:36,540 Or are purses giant pockets for ladies? 40 00:01:36,542 --> 00:01:38,043 What the hell is this? 41 00:01:38,044 --> 00:01:41,213 It's called a conversation. Sorry! 42 00:01:41,214 --> 00:01:43,348 No, this. What's with all the junk? 43 00:01:43,349 --> 00:01:44,615 It's not junk. 44 00:01:44,616 --> 00:01:47,618 This is a perfectly legitimate trading system. 45 00:01:47,620 --> 00:01:50,055 People leave stuff they no longer want on Main Street, 46 00:01:50,056 --> 00:01:51,256 and it gets picked up by others. 47 00:01:51,257 --> 00:01:53,324 It's like those online trading sites. 48 00:01:53,326 --> 00:01:55,726 Without all the bad grammar and smut. 49 00:01:55,728 --> 00:01:58,362 - And murders. - You can't just dump your crap 50 00:01:58,364 --> 00:01:59,364 on the side of the road, 51 00:01:59,365 --> 00:02:02,300 and think some idiot will want it because it says "free." 52 00:02:02,301 --> 00:02:04,568 Cool, free horse lamp! 53 00:02:04,570 --> 00:02:07,138 Here, put this in your giant lady pocket. 54 00:02:07,140 --> 00:02:08,840 Who said it was giant? 55 00:02:09,174 --> 00:02:12,643 - What's that thing? - One of those robot vacuums. 56 00:02:12,645 --> 00:02:15,179 Can you believe somebody left it on the street for free? 57 00:02:15,181 --> 00:02:18,215 Oh, sure, you're allowed to bring home garbage. 58 00:02:18,217 --> 00:02:20,384 When I do it, it's "unsanitary." 59 00:02:20,386 --> 00:02:22,620 A dead raccoon is not garbage. 60 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:25,711 I'm reminded of that whenever I check the time. 61 00:02:27,292 --> 00:02:29,393 This is useful. 62 00:02:30,263 --> 00:02:33,065 We don't need no robot cleaner in the house. 63 00:02:33,066 --> 00:02:35,634 The Jetsons had one, and look what happened to them. 64 00:02:35,635 --> 00:02:38,135 - What happened to The Jetsons? - Exactly. 65 00:02:38,136 --> 00:02:40,071 Used to be on Saturday mornings, 10:00 a.m., 66 00:02:40,073 --> 00:02:42,907 and then boom, nobody's seen them in 40 years. 67 00:02:42,909 --> 00:02:45,876 And here I thought you were going to say something stupid. 68 00:02:45,878 --> 00:02:47,578 The vacuum stays. 69 00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:54,285 So, what's this big secret project 70 00:02:54,287 --> 00:02:56,454 - you guys are working on? - Why do you want to know? 71 00:02:56,455 --> 00:02:57,889 So you can make fun of me some more? 72 00:02:57,890 --> 00:03:00,124 No. I mean, it's probably gonna happen. 73 00:03:00,125 --> 00:03:02,693 Hank has a great idea for a town attraction, 74 00:03:02,695 --> 00:03:04,495 and I'm helping him realize it. 75 00:03:04,497 --> 00:03:06,698 What is it? Haunted Corn Maze? 76 00:03:06,699 --> 00:03:08,432 Raw poultry eating contest? 77 00:03:08,434 --> 00:03:12,570 Senior citizen cage wrestling? Ooh, that last one has potential. 78 00:03:12,572 --> 00:03:15,240 If you're done making jokes, some of us have work to do. 79 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:16,941 Fine, but don't come crawling to me 80 00:03:16,943 --> 00:03:18,510 when whatever he's got you mixed up in 81 00:03:18,511 --> 00:03:20,712 literally blows up in your face. 82 00:03:20,713 --> 00:03:23,881 Literally. Kablooey. 83 00:03:24,816 --> 00:03:28,453 Like Daffy Duck's beak on the side of his head, kind of literally. 84 00:03:28,454 --> 00:03:30,521 Are you sure you know what "literally" means? 85 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:34,960 Do me a favour. 86 00:03:34,961 --> 00:03:36,794 Go see what Hank and Lacey are up to. 87 00:03:36,796 --> 00:03:37,862 Can't. Busy. 88 00:03:37,863 --> 00:03:40,130 That seems out of character. Doing what? 89 00:03:40,131 --> 00:03:41,600 Giving the calculator a little upgrade. 90 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:45,636 Now it's voice-activated. Calculator, what's two plus two? 91 00:03:45,638 --> 00:03:46,404 Four. 92 00:03:46,405 --> 00:03:47,739 Thank you! 93 00:03:47,740 --> 00:03:50,074 What? The button-pushing is the funnest part. 94 00:03:50,076 --> 00:03:52,711 - "Funnest" isn't a word. - Neither is "boobless," 95 00:03:52,712 --> 00:03:54,445 but you can write it on a calculator. 96 00:03:54,447 --> 00:03:57,348 W-Why don't you put that big brain of yours to good use, 97 00:03:57,349 --> 00:03:58,950 like finding out what Hank and Lacey are up to. 98 00:03:58,951 --> 00:04:00,385 Why do you care what they're doing? 99 00:04:00,386 --> 00:04:02,721 I don't care. Could care less. 100 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:05,189 If you could care less, that means you do care. 101 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:06,625 Yeah, well... 102 00:04:06,626 --> 00:04:09,093 You see? Grammar is is a total brain-waste. 103 00:04:14,433 --> 00:04:16,101 Ah! Back off, Star Wars! 104 00:04:16,102 --> 00:04:16,968 Human coming through. 105 00:04:18,571 --> 00:04:22,439 I guess you're kind of cute. 106 00:04:22,441 --> 00:04:24,629 You like crumbs, eh? 107 00:04:24,664 --> 00:04:26,811 Aw, he's hungry! 108 00:04:26,812 --> 00:04:29,647 Let's see what else we got around here for you. 109 00:04:30,650 --> 00:04:32,449 You like zoodles? 110 00:04:32,451 --> 00:04:34,151 So, people leave their stuff, 111 00:04:34,153 --> 00:04:36,186 and it gets picked up by someone else. 112 00:04:36,188 --> 00:04:39,523 - It's a victimless crime. - It's the principle of the thing. 113 00:04:39,525 --> 00:04:42,961 - It makes the town look bad. - Whoa... 114 00:04:42,962 --> 00:04:46,697 A cowboy lamp! Fingers crossed for a wagon lamp. 115 00:04:46,699 --> 00:04:48,732 Who wants a microwave without a door? 116 00:04:48,734 --> 00:04:50,467 Just take it to the dump. 117 00:04:50,469 --> 00:04:53,737 Dump fees are expensive. Plus it's way out of town. 118 00:04:53,739 --> 00:04:56,674 Ugh, I'm getting tired just talking about it. 119 00:04:56,676 --> 00:05:00,678 - What are you doing? - Playin' fetch. 120 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,479 How is that fetch? 121 00:05:02,481 --> 00:05:04,348 You're just throwing stuff in its path. 122 00:05:04,350 --> 00:05:06,885 Dusty loves Cheezies. 123 00:05:06,886 --> 00:05:08,086 Hates Smarties, though. 124 00:05:08,087 --> 00:05:10,254 They go through him like a hot shot of coffee. 125 00:05:10,256 --> 00:05:12,257 - Dusty? - Dusty Buster. 126 00:05:12,258 --> 00:05:16,026 - That's his name. - This carpet's dirtier than before. 127 00:05:16,028 --> 00:05:18,395 No wonder he was left in the street. 128 00:05:18,397 --> 00:05:21,566 Hey, robot! There's dirt over here. 129 00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:26,537 Aw... He hates you. 130 00:05:27,603 --> 00:05:29,237 I didn't want to say this before, 131 00:05:29,238 --> 00:05:31,872 but you really shouldn't be pallin' around with Lacey. 132 00:05:31,874 --> 00:05:33,807 - She's cagey. - Cagey how? 133 00:05:33,808 --> 00:05:36,377 Always pays with exact change. 134 00:05:36,379 --> 00:05:38,779 Uses hand sanitizer before washing her hands. 135 00:05:38,781 --> 00:05:40,681 You know she puts up her Christmas decorations 136 00:05:40,683 --> 00:05:43,985 November 1st, right? That's a window into madness. 137 00:05:43,986 --> 00:05:47,254 Oh. You're just jealous 'cause I got a great idea, 138 00:05:47,256 --> 00:05:50,157 - and I'm not sharing it with you. - I don't want to be involved 139 00:05:50,158 --> 00:05:52,761 - I just wanna know what it is. - No dice. 140 00:05:52,762 --> 00:05:54,995 And stop paying me with pond water! 141 00:05:54,997 --> 00:05:57,265 Well... are you gonna ring me up, 142 00:05:57,266 --> 00:05:58,833 or stand there yapping all day? 143 00:05:58,834 --> 00:06:00,801 Geez, who pooped in your zoodles? 144 00:06:00,803 --> 00:06:03,204 I'm just grumpy because I found... 145 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:06,740 uh, spent money on a perfectly good robotic vacuum 146 00:06:06,742 --> 00:06:10,111 - that's a piece of junk. - I could take a look at it for you. 147 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:13,180 I, uh, know a thing or two about electronics. 148 00:06:13,182 --> 00:06:15,382 Yeah, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. 149 00:06:15,384 --> 00:06:17,351 What's seven times six? 150 00:06:17,353 --> 00:06:18,453 Fatty-two. 151 00:06:18,454 --> 00:06:20,789 See? "Fatty-two"! You did that on purpose. 152 00:06:20,790 --> 00:06:24,625 - Don't be ridiculous. - Really? What's 13 times two? 153 00:06:24,627 --> 00:06:26,061 Tubby-six... 154 00:06:26,062 --> 00:06:28,730 - I didn't make it do that. - Did you make it do that? 155 00:06:28,731 --> 00:06:30,398 Yeah, I made it do that. 156 00:06:30,399 --> 00:06:32,400 I love electronics. Robotics. 157 00:06:32,401 --> 00:06:35,203 Any "ics," really. I always wanted to compete 158 00:06:35,204 --> 00:06:36,670 on that Robot Wars show. 159 00:06:39,842 --> 00:06:42,977 Hey, Chrome-hole, come get some! 160 00:06:42,979 --> 00:06:45,412 Ah. Turns out they don't let humans compete. 161 00:06:45,414 --> 00:06:47,815 But I can fix your vacuum. 162 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:51,085 This stuff's not junk, it's all usable. 163 00:06:51,087 --> 00:06:53,488 Really? Legless chair? 164 00:06:53,489 --> 00:06:56,258 It's a floor seat. Very Japanese. 165 00:06:56,259 --> 00:07:00,261 Dump it or keep it. No more Main Street Free-For-All. 166 00:07:00,263 --> 00:07:01,563 Jackpot! 167 00:07:04,766 --> 00:07:06,800 Time to find out what you're up to. 168 00:07:08,270 --> 00:07:11,905 - Lookie what I found. - Oh, that will work perfectly! 169 00:07:13,608 --> 00:07:15,943 Pretty cool zip-line, eh, Hank? 170 00:07:15,945 --> 00:07:19,446 - Yeah, it's... all right. - Are you kidding me? 171 00:07:19,448 --> 00:07:20,582 I thought it'd be something insane, 172 00:07:20,583 --> 00:07:24,052 like a cow cannon or a Hank-apault, but this? 173 00:07:24,053 --> 00:07:25,819 You kept me in the dark so you could build 174 00:07:25,820 --> 00:07:28,790 - the world's lamest zip-line? - It's not lame. 175 00:07:28,791 --> 00:07:31,258 Come on, it's barely ten feet across, 176 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:34,762 and it's not nearly high enough. Look at that poor kid. 177 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,631 This does kinda suck. 178 00:07:37,633 --> 00:07:38,733 We're in the middle of the prairies. 179 00:07:38,734 --> 00:07:40,834 It's not like there's mountains to zip. 180 00:07:40,836 --> 00:07:42,102 You've lived here your whole life, 181 00:07:42,103 --> 00:07:45,506 you never noticed the hundred-foot grain elevator? 182 00:07:45,508 --> 00:07:48,342 Whoa, whoa, whoa, now, that's not exactly safe. 183 00:07:48,344 --> 00:07:51,178 Aw, man, I didn't even think about the elevator! 184 00:07:51,180 --> 00:07:53,348 Brent's right. We need to ramp it up. 185 00:07:53,349 --> 00:07:55,516 Go big or go home! 186 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:58,686 - So you're going home? - No, I'm going big. 187 00:07:58,688 --> 00:08:01,356 But first I have to go home and get some stuff. 188 00:08:01,357 --> 00:08:03,357 Then I'm going big! 189 00:08:03,359 --> 00:08:05,092 Ah, don't take it too hard, Lacey. 190 00:08:05,094 --> 00:08:08,295 This is your first try at being Hank's pal, 191 00:08:08,297 --> 00:08:09,864 but I know how his mind works. 192 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,466 I know how his mind works too. 193 00:08:11,467 --> 00:08:13,468 Which is why I was purposely 194 00:08:13,469 --> 00:08:14,849 keeping him away from the elevator, 195 00:08:14,884 --> 00:08:18,153 because I knew he'd go up there and kill himself. 196 00:08:18,573 --> 00:08:22,543 Oh, yeah. Uh, that is how his mind works. 197 00:08:22,545 --> 00:08:26,045 Uh-oh. 198 00:08:27,890 --> 00:08:30,659 Allow me to introduce the new, the improved, 199 00:08:30,661 --> 00:08:32,961 Suck-Bot 2.0. 200 00:08:32,963 --> 00:08:35,731 Wow... he looks totally different. 201 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,099 Like when Emma got that stupid perm. 202 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:40,035 You said I looked like Bernadette Peters! 203 00:08:40,037 --> 00:08:41,836 State-of-the-art monitoring system, 204 00:08:41,838 --> 00:08:45,007 duel intake suction... he's even voice-activated. 205 00:08:45,008 --> 00:08:47,843 Suck-Bot, vacuum the living room. 206 00:08:47,844 --> 00:08:50,245 My pleasure, Mrs. Leroy. 207 00:08:52,815 --> 00:08:57,018 - That is impressive. - And I installed satellite radio 208 00:08:57,020 --> 00:08:59,854 so you can get the news while he cleans. 209 00:08:59,856 --> 00:09:02,857 It's being reported that afternoon TV funny-man Steve Harvey 210 00:09:02,859 --> 00:09:05,427 got the sleeve of his zoot suit caught in an escalator. 211 00:09:05,429 --> 00:09:07,129 How is that news? 212 00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:09,294 How come he doesn't "beep-boop" anymore? 213 00:09:09,329 --> 00:09:12,367 Who cares? Look how he gets in the corners. 214 00:09:12,369 --> 00:09:14,235 Dusty... Here, boy! 215 00:09:14,236 --> 00:09:16,638 Ah, he only responds to "Suck-Bot," 216 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:18,540 and you know you want to say it. 217 00:09:20,377 --> 00:09:23,679 - That angle is way too steep. - Eyes off! 218 00:09:23,680 --> 00:09:25,314 You've already ruined one zip-line. 219 00:09:25,315 --> 00:09:27,716 You're not getting your kid gloves on this one. 220 00:09:27,718 --> 00:09:29,684 At least use a safety cord. 221 00:09:29,686 --> 00:09:31,786 We don't need a stupid safety cord. 222 00:09:31,788 --> 00:09:35,657 Now, three loop-de-loops seems a bit... pedestrian. 223 00:09:35,659 --> 00:09:38,226 What say we ramp 'er up to 37? 224 00:09:38,228 --> 00:09:40,662 38. Odd numbers are unlucky. 225 00:09:41,565 --> 00:09:44,566 Are you crazy? Are you trying to get him killed? 226 00:09:44,568 --> 00:09:47,335 Relax. Everything is 100% safe. 227 00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:49,004 How many alligators you think we can fit 228 00:09:49,005 --> 00:09:52,841 - into a six-foot tank? - Four, max. 229 00:09:52,843 --> 00:09:55,343 Where's he gonna get alligators? 230 00:09:56,913 --> 00:09:58,547 Where you going with that... 231 00:09:58,548 --> 00:10:01,750 Ooh... is that a Frostenvaas? 232 00:10:01,752 --> 00:10:05,353 Thanks to your partner, we have to take it... to the dump. 233 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,990 The dump, huh? That's a hell of a push. 234 00:10:07,991 --> 00:10:10,191 Looks like a decent fridge, though. 235 00:10:10,193 --> 00:10:13,278 I know! All she needs is a door hinge, 236 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,763 a new motor and coolant system, 237 00:10:14,765 --> 00:10:16,931 - and she'd be good as new. - Instead, 238 00:10:16,932 --> 00:10:18,567 we have to shell out 20 bucks in dump fees. 239 00:10:19,503 --> 00:10:21,103 20 bucks, hey? 240 00:10:22,305 --> 00:10:24,373 - Five, ten... - What's this? 241 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:26,909 I know! A Frostenvaas. 242 00:10:26,910 --> 00:10:29,544 You know anything about Dutch coolant systems? 243 00:10:29,546 --> 00:10:32,213 You're turning the police station into a garbage dump. 244 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,783 You're the one who shut down the trading system 245 00:10:33,784 --> 00:10:36,752 on Main Street. Selfish. I told people 246 00:10:36,753 --> 00:10:39,054 they could ditch their stuff here for half price, 247 00:10:39,055 --> 00:10:42,190 so we get that money, plus all the goods. 248 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:44,058 What are we going to do with a... 249 00:10:44,060 --> 00:10:47,128 Actually, this is a pretty sweet bean bag chair. 250 00:10:47,130 --> 00:10:48,531 Oh, my god, Karen... 251 00:10:48,532 --> 00:10:51,132 Wagon lamp! 252 00:10:51,134 --> 00:10:54,904 Emma! Oh, hello, Sucky. 253 00:10:54,905 --> 00:10:56,105 Still hard at work, I see. 254 00:10:56,106 --> 00:10:57,972 I aim to clean. 255 00:10:57,974 --> 00:11:01,810 You want a treat, huh? Ooh, lint. 256 00:11:01,812 --> 00:11:04,846 You like lint, right? 257 00:11:04,848 --> 00:11:08,117 Huh, still hungry? Uh, let's see what... 258 00:11:08,118 --> 00:11:08,818 Ow! 259 00:11:08,819 --> 00:11:11,886 Ow! What are you... Ow! 260 00:11:13,355 --> 00:11:15,924 - I don't see a problem. - Oh, sure, he's fine now. 261 00:11:15,926 --> 00:11:19,327 Ten minutes ago, he was lunchin' on my loafers. 262 00:11:19,329 --> 00:11:22,417 - What's going on? - Wanda's robot is trying to kill me. 263 00:11:22,452 --> 00:11:24,966 Okay, but look how clean the carpet is. 264 00:11:24,968 --> 00:11:27,736 Turn him back the way he was! Less kill-y. 265 00:11:27,737 --> 00:11:29,138 More... nibble-y. 266 00:11:29,139 --> 00:11:32,874 This version actually works. If it randomly attacks you, 267 00:11:32,876 --> 00:11:35,143 that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. 268 00:11:35,145 --> 00:11:37,645 Perhaps I need to dial 'er back a scootch. 269 00:11:37,647 --> 00:11:41,149 Now, was that a left turn, or... 270 00:11:41,151 --> 00:11:44,085 pretty sure it was right. There we go. 271 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,354 Happy happy? Great. 272 00:11:46,355 --> 00:11:48,490 I see by the nightmare on the wall... it's time for me to go. 273 00:11:48,491 --> 00:11:50,558 Enjoy the sucking. 274 00:11:50,560 --> 00:11:52,327 This scale model will show us 275 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:55,296 exactly how the zip-trip's gonna go down. 276 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,499 This little guy, our thrill-seeking hero, 277 00:11:57,500 --> 00:11:59,801 ziplines from the top of the elevator here, 278 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:01,871 down to Corner Gas, buys a bag of chips, 279 00:12:01,872 --> 00:12:04,806 everyone loves him, best day of his life. 280 00:12:04,808 --> 00:12:07,109 But it gets better. For a dramatic flair 281 00:12:07,110 --> 00:12:10,345 we could light the cable on fire, like so... 282 00:12:13,349 --> 00:12:16,218 Okay... Minor hiccup. 283 00:12:17,653 --> 00:12:20,922 Now we know how much kerosene is "too much kerosene." 284 00:12:20,924 --> 00:12:22,358 We should probably eliminate kerosene 285 00:12:22,359 --> 00:12:24,826 and/or flames from the equation altogether. 286 00:12:24,828 --> 00:12:26,828 Fine! No fire. 287 00:12:26,830 --> 00:12:29,598 - Might overshadow the crocodile pit. - Also a bad idea. 288 00:12:29,599 --> 00:12:32,001 - Snake pit? - Just forget the pits. 289 00:12:32,002 --> 00:12:34,168 This is exactly what happened with Lacey. 290 00:12:34,170 --> 00:12:35,537 I give in and give in, 291 00:12:35,538 --> 00:12:37,906 until I'm left with the world's lamest zip-line! 292 00:12:37,908 --> 00:12:39,174 It can still be cool. 293 00:12:39,175 --> 00:12:40,809 We just have to make sure nobody dies 294 00:12:40,810 --> 00:12:43,011 in an angry ball of snake fire. 295 00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:46,582 That happened over a minute ago, and you're still harping on it? 296 00:12:46,583 --> 00:12:47,883 You know what? I'm out! 297 00:12:47,884 --> 00:12:51,320 I'm done taming down my genius to please other people! 298 00:12:51,321 --> 00:12:54,389 To quote Evel Knievel, "Watch this!" 299 00:12:54,391 --> 00:12:56,357 And to also quote Evel Knievel, 300 00:12:56,359 --> 00:13:00,528 "Hey, look, I've broken every bone in my body 20 times!" 301 00:13:02,098 --> 00:13:04,933 Okay, this ends now. 302 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:09,203 - All right, half day! - No, I mean all this. 303 00:13:09,205 --> 00:13:11,539 How are people supposed to take our police force seriously 304 00:13:11,541 --> 00:13:14,409 when the office looks like an episode of Hoarders? 305 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,812 An early episode! Before it got all Hollywood. 306 00:13:16,813 --> 00:13:19,748 It's not all junk. These headphones are like new. 307 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:23,052 - The turntable's not even spinning. - Oh yeah, that's broken. 308 00:13:23,053 --> 00:13:25,687 Take this stuff to the dump where it belongs. 309 00:13:25,689 --> 00:13:30,522 Except maybe this lava lamp... and these beer steins. 310 00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:32,460 It was nice while it lasted, fellas. 311 00:13:32,462 --> 00:13:34,729 This is gonna cost a fortune in dump fees. 312 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:37,087 There may be another way... 313 00:13:37,900 --> 00:13:39,401 What charity are we supporting? 314 00:13:39,402 --> 00:13:41,936 - H.A. - Hell's Angels need money? 315 00:13:41,938 --> 00:13:43,705 Hoarders Anonymous. 316 00:13:43,707 --> 00:13:47,309 I used to have a western lamp set just like this. 317 00:13:47,310 --> 00:13:49,177 Didn't think it was worth five bucks. 318 00:13:49,179 --> 00:13:53,114 A lamp set this nice? Worth 30, easy. 319 00:13:53,116 --> 00:13:54,816 I'll take it. 320 00:13:59,622 --> 00:14:02,057 You hear that? Is that New Dusty? 321 00:14:02,058 --> 00:14:03,492 Of course not. 322 00:14:03,493 --> 00:14:06,906 He's sound asleep in his charging thing. 323 00:14:06,941 --> 00:14:09,397 Uh-oh. 324 00:14:10,933 --> 00:14:13,101 I aim to clean. 325 00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:16,472 He's hungry. Give him some lint. 326 00:14:16,473 --> 00:14:18,006 Oh, for cryin' out... 327 00:14:18,007 --> 00:14:21,142 Here. Now, leave us alone! 328 00:14:29,701 --> 00:14:31,318 Help me, woman! 329 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:35,924 - Are you sure... - Quiet! 330 00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:37,625 You be quiet. 331 00:14:40,696 --> 00:14:42,430 Okay, you go that way. 332 00:14:42,432 --> 00:14:44,332 I'm not going that way. You go that way. 333 00:14:52,107 --> 00:14:54,850 Refuse. Remove. 334 00:14:54,943 --> 00:14:58,613 Source of refuse. Destroy. 335 00:14:58,615 --> 00:14:59,882 Gotcha! 336 00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,149 Yeah... 337 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,651 What have you got to say for yourself now, robot? 338 00:15:03,653 --> 00:15:06,154 Tom Cruise was seen walking his new puppy 339 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,222 outside a Hollywood yogurt shop. 340 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:10,658 How is that news? 341 00:15:13,263 --> 00:15:15,998 Have you seen Hank recently? I'm worried. 342 00:15:15,999 --> 00:15:17,832 What if he's at the bottom of some valley 343 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:21,069 with a broken neck? Or stranded 50 feet in the air? 344 00:15:21,071 --> 00:15:22,937 Holding a "Yikes" sign? 345 00:15:22,939 --> 00:15:25,607 Look, Hank has the attention span of a drunk trout. 346 00:15:25,608 --> 00:15:27,642 I'm sure he's moved on to whatever's next on his... 347 00:15:27,644 --> 00:15:30,179 Ooh! What's this? 348 00:15:30,180 --> 00:15:33,115 Hey, people of Earth! Ta-da! 349 00:15:33,116 --> 00:15:36,217 He built all this in one afternoon? 350 00:15:36,219 --> 00:15:37,453 It's amazing what you can accomplish 351 00:15:37,454 --> 00:15:40,038 when you throw safety out the window. 352 00:15:44,268 --> 00:15:46,835 Hank! Don't jump! 353 00:15:46,837 --> 00:15:49,471 What? I can't hear you! 354 00:15:49,473 --> 00:15:52,941 - You will die! - I know you love pie! 355 00:15:52,943 --> 00:15:56,578 Stay focussed! Okay, here I go! 356 00:15:56,580 --> 00:15:59,547 But don't worry. I took all the precautions. 357 00:15:59,549 --> 00:16:01,616 Even got a safety line. 358 00:16:01,618 --> 00:16:04,486 Whatever you do, don't jump! 359 00:16:04,488 --> 00:16:07,390 I can't hear you! I'll just jump down there 360 00:16:07,391 --> 00:16:10,191 so we can have this conversation in person! 361 00:16:11,361 --> 00:16:13,296 - Guantanamo! - No! 362 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:17,899 Now I'm caught on your stupid safety cord! 363 00:16:17,901 --> 00:16:20,202 It looks like he's caught up on your stupid safety cord. 364 00:16:20,203 --> 00:16:21,737 He was supposed to attach it to the wire, 365 00:16:21,738 --> 00:16:25,140 - not the building. - I guess you'd better go help him. 366 00:16:25,142 --> 00:16:27,275 Or I could go. 367 00:16:27,277 --> 00:16:29,210 Are you sure we have to do this? 368 00:16:29,212 --> 00:16:32,480 He's not the same appliance he once was. 369 00:16:32,482 --> 00:16:33,649 He's gone viral. 370 00:16:33,650 --> 00:16:36,685 No, he's my vacuum. I'll do it. 371 00:16:36,953 --> 00:16:38,287 Goodbye, Dusty. 372 00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:41,790 I hope the floors of heaven are thick with angel dust. 373 00:16:45,362 --> 00:16:48,229 Hmm, does this TV work? 374 00:16:48,231 --> 00:16:50,799 With some rabbit ears and a little side-slappin', 375 00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:52,335 you get three whole channels. 376 00:16:52,336 --> 00:16:56,871 I don't care about the channels. I need something for gaming. 377 00:16:56,873 --> 00:16:59,107 - How much for the beanbag chair? - How did that get out here? 378 00:16:59,108 --> 00:17:00,842 Fitzy said we had to get rid of everything. 379 00:17:00,844 --> 00:17:02,545 - Five bucks. - Sold! 380 00:17:02,546 --> 00:17:04,647 What? No, I'll give you 10. 381 00:17:04,648 --> 00:17:06,208 - 20. - Ah... 382 00:17:06,243 --> 00:17:07,483 Well, perhaps Michelle would like to know 383 00:17:07,484 --> 00:17:09,484 why you really missed your anniversary. 384 00:17:09,486 --> 00:17:12,520 Remind me, were you saving a bus full of orphans? 385 00:17:12,522 --> 00:17:14,990 Or were you locked in the drunk tank 386 00:17:14,992 --> 00:17:18,326 for picking a fight with a bus full of orphans? 387 00:17:19,028 --> 00:17:22,331 You can have it. Stupid orphans. 388 00:17:22,332 --> 00:17:24,299 I'll give you a hard-knock life. 389 00:17:24,301 --> 00:17:25,835 Gotta get this baby home 390 00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:28,703 before one of these vultures makes off with it. 391 00:17:28,705 --> 00:17:30,573 Come on... 392 00:17:30,574 --> 00:17:32,307 Get in there! 393 00:17:33,876 --> 00:17:35,011 Oh, hello. 394 00:17:35,012 --> 00:17:37,847 We've got sad news. Can we come in? 395 00:17:37,848 --> 00:17:40,015 Uh... kind of a bad time. 396 00:17:40,017 --> 00:17:42,050 Why don't you just send a lengthy text? 397 00:17:43,220 --> 00:17:46,422 - What was that? - Nothing. My dishwasher. 398 00:17:46,423 --> 00:17:48,223 It makes an adorable sound when it's finished. 399 00:17:48,225 --> 00:17:50,625 Be right there... Sudsy! 400 00:17:50,627 --> 00:17:53,062 Bullhorn! I'd know that bleep-bloop anywhere. 401 00:17:53,997 --> 00:17:56,799 Dusty! You're alive! 402 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:59,535 Come here, boy... 403 00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:01,570 Hey! 404 00:18:01,571 --> 00:18:03,538 Hungry as ever. 405 00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,907 What are you trying to pull, Missy? 406 00:18:05,909 --> 00:18:09,612 All right, you deserve the truth. The thing is... 407 00:18:09,613 --> 00:18:12,213 you're both hallucinating right now. 408 00:18:12,215 --> 00:18:14,983 Aliens have abducted you and planted false memories... 409 00:18:14,985 --> 00:18:18,086 - The truth. - All right, I kept him for myself. 410 00:18:18,088 --> 00:18:21,389 He's just so cute, I couldn't let him go. 411 00:18:21,391 --> 00:18:25,393 So I built a new one and passed him off as Dusty. 412 00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:28,163 That monstrosity of yours tried to kill us! 413 00:18:28,165 --> 00:18:31,200 - We had to drown him in the river. - We're taking Dusty home. 414 00:18:31,201 --> 00:18:33,968 No! Please! He loves it here. 415 00:18:33,970 --> 00:18:37,138 - You can have my kid. - I suppose we could share. 416 00:18:37,140 --> 00:18:39,642 I've had him for eight years. I've done all I can. 417 00:18:39,643 --> 00:18:41,927 - I meant the vacuum. - Oh. 418 00:18:41,962 --> 00:18:44,379 Uh... Just give us one more night together. 419 00:18:44,381 --> 00:18:45,648 You just spent two days with him! 420 00:18:45,649 --> 00:18:47,116 I know, but I want more than two days... 421 00:18:51,188 --> 00:18:53,388 What's going on? 422 00:18:53,390 --> 00:18:54,557 Oh, Brent's just trying to save Hank 423 00:18:54,558 --> 00:18:57,459 - from falling to his death. - Falling? 424 00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,262 I always imagined Hank would die by steamroller. 425 00:19:00,263 --> 00:19:02,264 Whoa-kay... Wow, this is... 426 00:19:02,265 --> 00:19:03,666 Boy, you're really up here. 427 00:19:03,667 --> 00:19:05,934 Yeah, people look like ants. 428 00:19:05,936 --> 00:19:07,869 And you can't see the ants at all. 429 00:19:07,871 --> 00:19:09,071 Okay, don't worry, buddy. 430 00:19:09,072 --> 00:19:11,273 I'll have you back to safety in a jiff. 431 00:19:11,274 --> 00:19:13,698 Then I can kill you for making me do this. 432 00:19:13,876 --> 00:19:15,576 There! 433 00:19:16,545 --> 00:19:18,114 I thought you were a goner. 434 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:21,616 Yeah, that safety line was a stupid idea. 435 00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:23,752 Thanks, buddy. Here I go! 436 00:19:23,753 --> 00:19:25,788 - Whoo! - No! 437 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:28,023 Oh no! Hank is gonna die! 438 00:19:28,024 --> 00:19:29,225 See if we can get a selfie 439 00:19:29,226 --> 00:19:31,126 with his point of impact in the background. 440 00:19:31,128 --> 00:19:32,294 Oh, wait, there's Karen! 441 00:19:32,295 --> 00:19:34,162 With a beanbag chair on her roof, 442 00:19:34,164 --> 00:19:36,364 for some incredibly serendipitous reason. 443 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,133 ♪ Bean-bag-a-loo-la ♪ 444 00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,968 ♪ She's my bean bag ♪ 445 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:41,303 ♪ Bean-bag-a-loo-la... ♪ 446 00:19:41,304 --> 00:19:42,171 What the hell! 447 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:46,908 - Aw... - Whoo! 448 00:19:50,679 --> 00:19:53,215 Ha! You all thought I was gonna die! 449 00:19:53,216 --> 00:19:55,150 But I'm totally fine. 450 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,687 Oh, my god, that was amazing. 451 00:19:58,688 --> 00:20:00,922 Told ya, safety's my middle name. 452 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:02,857 Wow, he made it. 453 00:20:02,859 --> 00:20:04,926 Huh, I guess he did think this through. 454 00:20:04,928 --> 00:20:08,631 - Or not? - Hey! 455 00:20:13,469 --> 00:20:15,637 My middle name is actually Henry. 456 00:20:15,639 --> 00:20:18,507 Helloo! Little help up here! 457 00:20:18,508 --> 00:20:21,042 Geez, he really loves pie. 458 00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:22,977 Actually, he's saying he's fine, 459 00:20:22,979 --> 00:20:25,379 and he wants us to go get a drink. 460 00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,196 I miss Dusty so much. 461 00:20:31,198 --> 00:20:32,998 Wanda's out looking for him now. 462 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,700 I wonder what he's doing. 463 00:20:47,148 --> 00:20:49,248 Destroy. 464 00:20:56,156 --> 00:20:57,724 Hey, Chrome-hole! 465 00:20:57,725 --> 00:20:59,658 Come get some. 466 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,849 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 467 00:21:09,320 --> 00:21:10,921 ♪ I don't know ♪ 468 00:21:10,922 --> 00:21:13,088 ♪ The same things you don't know ♪ 469 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:18,460 ♪ I don't know ♪ 470 00:21:19,087 --> 00:21:22,671 ♪ I just... don't know ♪ 471 00:21:24,047 --> 00:21:25,960 ♪ Ooh ♪ 472 00:21:26,028 --> 00:21:28,362 ♪ It's a great big place ♪ 473 00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:29,429 ♪ Ooh ♪ 474 00:21:29,465 --> 00:21:31,950 ♪ Full of nothing but space ♪ 475 00:21:31,985 --> 00:21:33,300 ♪ Ooh ♪ 476 00:21:33,369 --> 00:21:36,461 ♪ It's my happy place ♪ 477 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:39,300 Visit us at cornergas.com 36208

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