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Well, that's weird.
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There's nothing weird about it.
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- I'm on my way to a kids' party.
- Not you, Zeke.
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That.
Graffiti!
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Oh, yeah, kids are the worst.
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- What are we going to do?
- I have an idea.
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- Tried that.
- Hmm.
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Clearly, this is
the work of professionals.
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- Or kids at recess.
- This is a big deal, Davis.
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- I'm from the city, and...
- Here we go.
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...there's a thing called
"The Broken Window Theory."
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More like
The Broken Record Theory.
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Broken windows,
graffiti, littering,
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they all lower the appeal
of a neighbourhood,
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- which leads to higher crime rates.
- It's just tagging.
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Karen does it all the time.
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This should stop Davis
from stealing my food.
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You need to get
to the bottom of this.
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I will. Right after I
get to the bottom of this.
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♪ You think
there's not a lot going on ♪
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♪ Look closer, baby ♪
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♪ You're so wrong ♪
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1x07 - Scary Cat Graffiti
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Brent! Brent!
You'll never guess what I found!
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That people are
more interested in you
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when you're excited
about something?
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No. Uh, well, yes,
but I found an old '32 coupe
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out in Old Man Wilkie's field.
It's just sitting there.
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I don't like where this is going.
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Come on, we could pick
this thing up for a song.
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Old vintage cars like this
are worth a fortune.
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Oh, I get it. So we fix it,
paint it, flip it, sell it.
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No, we fix it, paint it,
drive it, love it.
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Man, close your eyes and
imagine how cool you'd look
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behind the wheel!
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Pretty sweet ride, huh?
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Yeah, the fact that
you fixed this car up
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with your own two hands
really shows your manliness.
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Totally.
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Pretty sweet ride, huh?
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Yeah, the fact that you
put up the venture capital
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for this car,
and are selling it for a profit
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with no sweat equity on your part
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really shows
your financial prowess.
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Damn straight.
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Brent, you're not even
imagining the right car.
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- This is a '32 coupe.
- Oh yeah.
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- Hey!
- You're right, this is cool.
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What the hell are you two doing?
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Oh, uh, Hank and I
are gonna go buy a car
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- from Old Man Wilkie tomorrow.
- You're in?
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Old Man Wilkie?
I hate Old Man Wilkie!
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- Not that I'm surprised, but why?
- Why? Why?!
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Uh...
I'll tell you why!
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Uh...
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Okay, you get back to us
when you remember.
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Hey, wait up!
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Damn, I flooded it.
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All I know is, it's disrespectful.
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It's just a couple of squiggly lines
painted on the wall.
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Graffiti drives away business,
and increases crime.
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Plus it's offensive.
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It's offensive?
What does it mean?
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I don't know.
Could be anything.
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- Something filthy.
- Well, I can fix it.
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I've got time on my hands
and paint in the garage.
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Aw, thanks, Emma.
See, this is what happens
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when a community comes
together to help each other out.
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And shut each other up.
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Wanda, you have to pay
your parking tickets.
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You have, like,
50 of them outstanding.
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All I heard was "outstanding,"
so thank you.
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Let's concentrate
on what's important:
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which is my better side?
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- Left side? Right side?
- Outside.
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Left side, I guess.
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- You're probably wondering why I asked.
- Nope.
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A photographer is coming
to take my picture
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for The National
Bravery Of The Year Award.
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I should be getting that award.
I took the call.
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Dog River Police,
what's your emergency?
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There's a kid stuck in a well!
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Karen, there's a goat stuck
in a well. Go deal with it.
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Goats are kids too.
We are in farm country.
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Easy mistake to make, when
you're waking up from a nap.
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Well, I don't need an award
to tell me I'm brave.
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So while you decide which
half of your head is prettier,
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I'm gonna dive into
Dog River's seedy underbelly
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to find the criminal responsible
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for denigrating
the walls of The Ruby.
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So, the left side, yeah?
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She's a beauty
of a car, ain't she?
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I feel like you're playing
a little fast and loose
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with the word "beauty."
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- And "car."
- You got a deal!
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Great.
That'll be 1,000 bucks.
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A 1,000? On the phone
you said it was 100.
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It was. But I got a lot of
calls about that car today.
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Mr. Wilkie, it's Hank Yarbo!
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Listen, about the '32 coupe,
we really, really want it!
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Hey, Wilkie, it's Hank again.
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I've secured financing,
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so, uh, please tell me
you haven't sold the car!
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Wilkie! Yarbo!
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We want the car,
and we'll pay anything!
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Nice poker face, Gaga.
We budgeted a hundred bucks.
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We're not done here.
Let's see what's under the hood.
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You mean besides
a terrifying old cat?
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Let's have a little look-see.
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- A lot of potential in here.
- 'Cause there's no engine.
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What are we supposed to do,
Flintstones this thing around town?
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We're not a couple of cartoons.
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You can't expect us
to pay a grand for this.
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- 100 bucks.
- 200.
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- Deal!
- Stop saying "deal"!
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You just cost me
an extra 100 bucks.
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No, I saved you 800 bucks.
You're welcome.
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Uh... hello.
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Yikes.
You are one gnarly-looking cat.
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Whoa!
Where do you think you're going?
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Hey, gnarly,
I'm talking to you!
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This is Davis Quinton
on the dash cam.
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I'm about to investigate
suspected hooligans
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who might be responsible for
the vandalism at The Ruby.
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Four against one.
So this could be dangerous.
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- Skip that rock.
- You missed one.
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Hey, you kids,
what are you doing?
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We're playing with
sidewalk chalk.
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Sidewalk chalk
is just floor graffiti.
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Were any of you kids hanging
around at The Ruby last night?
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We're not allowed out past 7:00.
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- Come play hopscotch with us!
- Yeah, come play!
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Stand down...
stand down!
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Dog pile on Davis!
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Okay, that didn't go as planned.
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But right now, I've got
a more important, courageous,
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possibly life-threatening situation.
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Hey! Where the hell are
you goin' with my car!?
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I warned her.
Uh-oh.
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- Davis, you're a dead man!
- If I don't survive,
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tell my wife and kids this
is why they don't exist. Aah!
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Did you hear?
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Brent and Hank are buying
a car from Old Man Wilkie.
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- Okay.
- Old Man Wilkie!
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Are you at all outraged?
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Why would I be outraged?
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You're the one
that hates him so much.
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A-ha!
I do hate him, don't I?
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But do you know why?
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Does anyone know
why you do anything?
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You two didn't date, did you?
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Me and Old Man Wilkie?
Gross.
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Well, somebody must know why!
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See if you can also find out
why I married you.
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- Hey, Lacey, is Wanda here?
- No.
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Good. I mean, not that I care.
I'm not scared of her.
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Because of my bravery.
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Anyway, I'm here to report
I've solved your graffiti mystery.
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It's Emma.
She's doing it right now.
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Emma's not the problem,
she's the solution.
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She's painting over it.
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- With more graffiti?
- What?
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I'm still not done.
You can't judge it until I'm done.
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Now I'm done.
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Come on, kitty, I've got
to get ready for my picture.
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You gotta go.
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You want to play with the ball?
Go get the ball!
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How about a shoelace?
Cats like stringy stuff, right?
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Go get it!
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Are you shy?
You want to play peekaboo?
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Peekaboo!
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Peekaboo!
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Peekaboo...
Hey, it worked!
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Bye-bye, creepy kitty.
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Ow! Ow! Get off!
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No! Not my left side!
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When you said this was a '32,
did you mean 1832?
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Don't worry, buddy,
all it needs is a little TLC.
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- We ready?
- Okay, start it up, but go slowly.
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Give it a bit more.
A bit more...
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A bit less.
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I still think we should've
pushed it with my truck.
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I don't want to take any more
chances with my investment.
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Besides, we're almost at the highway.
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Oh, man,
that was a workout.
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Yeah, that was my first one.
I don't much care for it.
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Well, it's all downhill from here.
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Boy, that really works
out the old biceps.
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Are those in your legs?
Because that's where I'm feeling it.
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You know what's weird?
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We have two biceps, which I get,
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so shouldn't we have
three triceps?
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- Hang on...
- And why aren't there four quads?
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Didn't we just...?
Where the hell did we...?
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Why can't I finish a...?
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Oh, that's not good.
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Hey, there's Davis.
He'll stop it!
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No speeding on my watch.
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Aah!
Ghost driver!
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Whoa... whoa!
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Well, you were right,
he did stop it.
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Um...
Wow.
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I know.
It's pretty spectacular.
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I forgot how much I liked painting.
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You said you were going to fix it.
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And I did. You said the
graffiti was offensive.
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- Well, it's not offensive anymore.
- Ha!
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Not to you, maybe, but...
Wait, is that me?
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Did the crystal spatula
give it away?
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I-I'm...
I'm a bit, um...
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- top heavy.
- Sex sells, Lacey.
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I'm not selling sex.
I'm selling coffee.
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- This can't stay here.
- What? I worked really hard on it.
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Just give it some time.
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Oh, wow.
Look at that.
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This is so going on my Instagram.
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I want it covered up.
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I can't do anything until it dries.
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Then I want me covered up.
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Or at least bring me
down to a B-cup.
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Okay, knock it off.
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About time!
Where have you been?
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Stupid Davis impounded my car.
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- I had to walk here...
- I don't care where you've been!
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What I want to know is
why I hate Old Man Wilkie.
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I don't know, you're a
crotchety old son of a bitch.
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- But why Wilkie specifically?
- I don't know.
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Let's file this under
"stop talking to me."
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Lotta help you are.
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I may as well go ask him myself!
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And it's goodbye, Mr. Ding-Ding!
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Oh, hi, Karen.
Geez, you look rough.
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Especially your left side.
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Can you just ring
this stuff up, please?
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Gardening gloves,
canned salmon,
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butterfly net...
Why are you building a cat trap?
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Wow, you got that from this?
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I was a volunteer
for an animal rescue group.
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- And I hate cats.
- Great. Then you can help.
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00:11:57,470 --> 00:11:59,970
A cat wandered into my house,
and I'm scared to go inside.
242
00:11:59,972 --> 00:12:02,840
But I need to get ready for
my Bravery of the Year photo.
243
00:12:02,842 --> 00:12:07,926
Can we just take a moment
to revel in the irony of that?
244
00:12:07,980 --> 00:12:11,214
And done. Okay, I'll
help, but on one condition.
245
00:12:11,216 --> 00:12:13,249
Get my car out of
the impound lot,
246
00:12:13,251 --> 00:12:15,018
and wipe out all my parking tickets.
247
00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:17,420
- That's two conditions.
- Sold!
248
00:12:17,522 --> 00:12:19,489
Now, let's go have a chat
with this itty-bitty kitty.
249
00:12:21,226 --> 00:12:22,092
What the...?
250
00:12:22,094 --> 00:12:23,159
Aah!
251
00:12:23,161 --> 00:12:26,863
Whoofta!
That is not an ordinary cat.
252
00:12:26,865 --> 00:12:30,132
It's some sort of
a cougar-wolverine hybrid.
253
00:12:30,134 --> 00:12:31,968
- A cougarine?
- A wooger.
254
00:12:31,970 --> 00:12:35,237
- How about a wolver-coug?
- Get your head out of your ass.
255
00:12:35,239 --> 00:12:37,239
Come on, I've got a plan.
256
00:12:41,145 --> 00:12:43,045
You're deaf as molasses!
257
00:12:43,047 --> 00:12:45,147
Maybe that's my problem with you.
258
00:12:45,149 --> 00:12:48,550
- You have a problem with me?
- Yeah, and you know why!
259
00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:51,987
- Don't ya, Old Man Wilkie?
- Me?
260
00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:54,623
You know I haven't always
been Old Man Wilkie.
261
00:12:54,625 --> 00:12:57,392
You mean...
you used to be Old Lady Wilkie?
262
00:12:57,394 --> 00:13:00,562
No!
Old Man Wilkie was my dad.
263
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,565
Dad died a few years ago.
264
00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:07,168
Well...
that's a kick in the guts.
265
00:13:07,170 --> 00:13:09,538
- I thought you didn't like him.
- I don't.
266
00:13:09,540 --> 00:13:11,372
But now I'll never know why!
267
00:13:17,280 --> 00:13:20,048
There's a lot of new faces in here.
268
00:13:20,050 --> 00:13:22,183
Looks like my mural went virus.
269
00:13:22,185 --> 00:13:26,887
- Too bad I've got to go cover it up.
- Wait! Stop.
270
00:13:26,889 --> 00:13:30,691
- I hate your mural.
- "But..."
271
00:13:30,693 --> 00:13:33,727
But... everyone else
seems to love it.
272
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:36,396
The diner's busier
than I've seen it in ages.
273
00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:40,034
- So it stays up?
- Yes, I'll keep it up.
274
00:13:40,036 --> 00:13:43,871
Uh, are you Emma the artist
who painted the mural?
275
00:13:43,873 --> 00:13:47,974
- The one and only.
- Oh, my God. Selfie!
276
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:51,211
Here's the plan,
277
00:13:51,213 --> 00:13:54,863
I loopy-stick him,
you tranq him, we cage him.
278
00:13:54,898 --> 00:13:56,083
- Capiche?
- "Capiche"?
279
00:13:56,085 --> 00:13:59,886
- I thought we agreed on "wooger."
- Let's do this!
280
00:14:02,657 --> 00:14:06,059
- Don't let him get behind you!
- Dammit! Shoot!
281
00:14:08,396 --> 00:14:10,229
Geez, he's fast!
282
00:14:10,231 --> 00:14:12,632
It's like he knew our moves
before we made them.
283
00:14:12,634 --> 00:14:15,468
I managed to get a shot away.
I think I got him.
284
00:14:15,470 --> 00:14:18,504
Good, 'cause he had
a field day on my caboose.
285
00:14:18,506 --> 00:14:21,240
Did he break the skin?
It feels tingly.
286
00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:23,775
- Uh...
- Let's regroup,
287
00:14:23,777 --> 00:14:27,879
and go in for a second furging...
288
00:14:32,420 --> 00:14:33,619
Thanks a lot, Davis.
289
00:14:33,621 --> 00:14:35,521
You guys don't understand.
290
00:14:35,523 --> 00:14:38,824
An undead driver
has nothing to lose.
291
00:14:38,826 --> 00:14:41,760
Well, I do. Money.
And time.
292
00:14:41,762 --> 00:14:42,861
And money.
293
00:14:42,863 --> 00:14:45,964
We're definitely going to have
to spend that $800 I saved you.
294
00:14:45,966 --> 00:14:47,633
I can't do anything right.
295
00:14:47,635 --> 00:14:50,368
Well, if you want to do something,
help pick up these car parts.
296
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:53,404
Nah, I'll just screw it up.
297
00:14:55,342 --> 00:14:58,243
Well, that's got to be the
longest lunch rush I've ever had.
298
00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,477
Oh, whatcha doing there?
299
00:14:59,479 --> 00:15:02,547
Just working on a mural
for the wall of the police station.
300
00:15:02,549 --> 00:15:07,519
It's a post-industrial take
on criminal reform and '60s jazz.
301
00:15:07,521 --> 00:15:09,086
And some leprechauns.
302
00:15:09,088 --> 00:15:11,822
For diversity.
But you wouldn't understand.
303
00:15:11,824 --> 00:15:14,458
- It's Art.
- You're right, I don't.
304
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:17,361
But I do understand cashola.
305
00:15:17,363 --> 00:15:20,831
Oh, my God,
that mural is so epic.
306
00:15:20,833 --> 00:15:23,200
I'm tweeting a photo of it right now.
307
00:15:23,202 --> 00:15:26,303
Hashtag: "Mural Fail."
308
00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:28,639
Hashtag: "Can't stop laughing."
309
00:15:28,641 --> 00:15:33,577
- Hashtag: "So bad it's still bad."
- Hashtag: "Wall vomit."
310
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:35,479
Hashtag: "Blessed."
311
00:15:40,323 --> 00:15:43,992
I sure do wish I knew
why I hated your dad so much.
312
00:15:43,994 --> 00:15:48,429
Well, he was a bit of a grouch.
Always yelling at people.
313
00:15:48,431 --> 00:15:50,998
"You drive too fast!
You walk too slow!
314
00:15:51,000 --> 00:15:53,467
Music's too loud!
Pants too tight!"
315
00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:57,571
No, those are perfectly reasonable
things to yell at people.
316
00:15:57,573 --> 00:16:00,141
Teenagers are always...
Wait a minute,
317
00:16:00,143 --> 00:16:02,809
I was a teenager
when I hated your dad,
318
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,149
but now I hate
all the things he hated!
319
00:16:05,184 --> 00:16:08,548
I've become
Old Older Man Wilkie Senior!
320
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,383
He was a genius!
321
00:16:10,385 --> 00:16:15,455
Here, I think you should have this.
It's my dad's shakin' stick.
322
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:18,293
He used to shake it
and yell at things he didn't like.
323
00:16:18,328 --> 00:16:21,461
I'll give this stick
the shaking it deserves.
324
00:16:21,463 --> 00:16:23,329
Close your damn door!
325
00:16:23,331 --> 00:16:26,332
What are ya,
heatin' the neighbourhood?
326
00:16:27,602 --> 00:16:30,069
I miss you, Pops.
327
00:16:30,071 --> 00:16:33,473
Yeesh, the only thing
missing here is the black box.
328
00:16:33,475 --> 00:16:35,576
Don't worry, I'll have this thing
329
00:16:35,577 --> 00:16:37,477
- fixed up in a montage.
- In a what?
330
00:16:37,479 --> 00:16:39,178
In a minute.
What did you think I said?
331
00:16:39,246 --> 00:16:41,629
I thought you said "in a montage."
332
00:16:45,820 --> 00:16:48,988
♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪
333
00:16:49,957 --> 00:16:52,324
♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪
334
00:16:56,330 --> 00:16:57,629
♪ Push it, push it, push it ♪
335
00:16:58,666 --> 00:17:00,832
- All right, wrap up this montage!
- What?
336
00:17:00,834 --> 00:17:03,001
I said, clean up this garage!
337
00:17:03,003 --> 00:17:05,070
Tight pants...
338
00:17:09,142 --> 00:17:11,042
I don't understand.
339
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:13,244
This always clears people
out of my house.
340
00:17:13,246 --> 00:17:14,579
Ah, we've tried everything,
341
00:17:14,581 --> 00:17:18,016
spray bottle, firecrackers,
cucumber...
342
00:17:18,018 --> 00:17:19,984
flufinlumber, doodledumbler.
343
00:17:19,986 --> 00:17:22,520
- Are you okay, Dr. Seuss?
- Sorry.
344
00:17:22,756 --> 00:17:24,956
Still a little buzzed
off the cat tranq.
345
00:17:24,958 --> 00:17:27,258
I need to get in my house.
Do something, Wanda,
346
00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:30,194
- or your car stays impounded.
- All right, all right.
347
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:31,962
When I worked
for the animal rescue,
348
00:17:31,964 --> 00:17:33,731
we once smoked some skunk.
349
00:17:33,733 --> 00:17:35,700
Uh, you know I'm a cop, right?
350
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:39,002
Smoked out some skunks,
from under a shed.
351
00:17:39,004 --> 00:17:41,939
What the hell,
I'm willing to try anything.
352
00:17:42,942 --> 00:17:44,241
It's been a long journey.
353
00:17:44,243 --> 00:17:47,945
Friendships have been tested,
loyalties strained.
354
00:17:47,947 --> 00:17:50,728
- A man once said...
- Just take the sheet off.
355
00:17:50,763 --> 00:17:53,334
All right.
Feast your eyes on our new,
356
00:17:53,335 --> 00:17:56,924
fully restored '32 coupe!
357
00:17:58,057 --> 00:18:00,923
Did you say '32
hatchback panel-van coupe?
358
00:18:00,925 --> 00:18:04,361
- With just a hint of PT Cruiser.
- What the hell happened?
359
00:18:04,363 --> 00:18:07,163
Well, you were so stingy
with the budget,
360
00:18:07,165 --> 00:18:10,066
so I had to use replacement
parts from the junkyard.
361
00:18:10,068 --> 00:18:11,301
And around the house.
362
00:18:11,303 --> 00:18:14,304
Ah, well, that explains
the toilet roll doorhandle.
363
00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:16,606
Are there any original
parts on this thing?
364
00:18:16,608 --> 00:18:19,142
- Hmm, gas cap.
- Really?
365
00:18:19,343 --> 00:18:21,010
'Cause it says "Cheez-Whiz" on it.
366
00:18:25,083 --> 00:18:28,417
Lacey, I've been thinking.
It's your building,
367
00:18:28,519 --> 00:18:29,986
and you shouldn't have to
put up with a piece of art
368
00:18:29,988 --> 00:18:31,487
you don't respect.
369
00:18:31,489 --> 00:18:34,122
And because I care so much
about your feelings,
370
00:18:34,124 --> 00:18:36,825
- I'm going to cover it up.
- Screw my feelings.
371
00:18:36,827 --> 00:18:38,160
With this money,
I can buy new ones.
372
00:18:38,162 --> 00:18:40,929
Besides, what do I know?
Everyone loves your mural.
373
00:18:40,931 --> 00:18:43,465
No, they don't.
They love to make fun of it.
374
00:18:43,467 --> 00:18:46,902
Oh...
Emma, I'm sorry, I had no idea.
375
00:18:46,904 --> 00:18:49,405
- So I can paint over it?
- No.
376
00:18:49,674 --> 00:18:51,339
But it's good to know
my taste in art is on point.
377
00:18:51,341 --> 00:18:53,508
Hey, you look familiar.
378
00:18:53,510 --> 00:18:57,345
She's the hot sorceress
chick from the mural!
379
00:18:57,347 --> 00:19:00,770
Huh... On the wall,
you have bigger smeebs.
380
00:19:02,286 --> 00:19:05,120
How long did you say
this takes to dry?
381
00:19:07,123 --> 00:19:09,691
Is it working?
Do you see him?
382
00:19:09,693 --> 00:19:12,794
I can't see
anything through the smoke.
383
00:19:14,030 --> 00:19:16,631
I've had three chances
to be a hero today,
384
00:19:16,633 --> 00:19:17,998
and I screwed them all up.
385
00:19:18,868 --> 00:19:22,437
Ow!
Why would you do that?
386
00:19:22,439 --> 00:19:24,805
Because I can't do anything right.
387
00:19:24,807 --> 00:19:26,841
Is that smoke?
388
00:19:27,977 --> 00:19:29,276
That's Karen's house!
389
00:19:30,612 --> 00:19:33,747
Karen!
Where are you?
390
00:19:33,749 --> 00:19:35,916
Your house is on fire!
391
00:19:35,918 --> 00:19:37,852
Davis?
What are you doing?
392
00:19:37,854 --> 00:19:39,386
There's a crazed
wooger in there!
393
00:19:41,022 --> 00:19:41,988
Karen!
394
00:19:41,990 --> 00:19:44,524
I saved your cat.
395
00:19:44,526 --> 00:19:47,661
Ah! Get that hellspawn
away from me!
396
00:19:48,731 --> 00:19:50,897
Oh, crap.
397
00:19:53,285 --> 00:19:57,537
Hey... look at that.
They even got my good side.
398
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,274
It's not that bad.
It handles pretty good.
399
00:20:01,276 --> 00:20:02,808
People are staring at us.
400
00:20:02,810 --> 00:20:06,978
That's the whole point
of having a classic hot rod.
401
00:20:07,148 --> 00:20:10,016
- Hey, nice ride.
- Thanks!
402
00:20:10,018 --> 00:20:13,452
- Hashtag: "Rust Bucket."
- Hashtag: "Puke-mobile."
403
00:20:13,454 --> 00:20:16,789
Hashtag: "Poorly
constructed mid-life crisis."
404
00:20:19,394 --> 00:20:22,695
Hashtag: "Not very nice."
405
00:20:22,697 --> 00:20:25,831
- What are you doing?
- Shh, it's better in here.
406
00:20:31,638 --> 00:20:33,171
It's already started.
407
00:20:33,173 --> 00:20:37,224
That's what the
"Brrm-brrm-brrm" stuff was.
408
00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:39,574
Morning, Zeke.
409
00:20:39,576 --> 00:20:44,078
- I'm not Zeke.
- Okay. Yikes.
410
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,646
- Morning.
- Wait, you're the one
411
00:20:46,648 --> 00:20:50,384
- who's spraying the graffiti?
- Graffiti? I marked the wall
412
00:20:50,486 --> 00:20:52,786
so the electrician knew
where to put the new outlet.
413
00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:55,255
- Why'd you paint over it?
- Because...
414
00:20:55,257 --> 00:20:58,892
- it was offensive.
- What do you...?
415
00:20:58,894 --> 00:21:02,010
Oh, yeah, okay, now I see it.
416
00:21:04,932 --> 00:21:08,011
sync & correction by f1nc0
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417
00:21:07,969 --> 00:21:09,302
♪ I don't know ♪
418
00:21:09,304 --> 00:21:12,354
♪ The same things
you don't know ♪
419
00:21:15,176 --> 00:21:17,143
♪ I don't know ♪
420
00:21:17,145 --> 00:21:20,313
♪ I just... don't know ♪
421
00:21:22,517 --> 00:21:26,970
♪ Ooh...
It's a great big place ♪
422
00:21:27,005 --> 00:21:30,959
♪ Ooh...
Full of nothin' but space ♪
423
00:21:30,994 --> 00:21:35,261
♪ Ooh...
And it's my happy place ♪
424
00:21:35,556 --> 00:21:38,595
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