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Michael Strathmore.
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Oh, hi, Joce.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm on my way.
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I'm a little... caught up.
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Might not get to
the fund-raiser on time,
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but hey...
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Sir? Sir, can you hear me?
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Cover your eyes.
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I'm gonna get you out
before you blow, okay?
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Yeah, no problem.
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Y-yeah, Joce, I'd love
to stay on and chat,
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but I'm told I may blow.
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Can you breathe?
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You okay?
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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What's your name?
Uh, Michael... Michael Strathmore.
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What happened?
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Uh, some guy swerved in front
of me, and I jerked the wheel.
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You're lucky.
It could have been a lot worse.
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No. No! Is that my car?!
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It's a classic.
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Well, it's an ashtray now, sir.
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Oh, well, maybe I could fix it up.
I don't know... yep.
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Some bondo, a little leatherwork, who knows?
Okay. Well, let's take you over there.
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All right. Let's go there.
Come here.
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Okay, watch your head.
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Okay.
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Any pain? Cuts?
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I'm... okay, I guess.
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Officer...
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Campano?
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Uh, thank you.
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You saved my life.
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Not a problem, sir.
It's my job. I'm a professional.
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Looks like you did okay.
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Are we done?
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I got to be at a thing.
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She'll understand.
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She doesn't, fuck her.
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Are cops allowed to say "Fuck"?
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Did I say "Fuck"?
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This is good.
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Okay. Let's go.
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You always drive so fast?
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I'm barely moving.
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Looking at your speedometer,
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that's neither accurate
nor descriptive.
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What are you?
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What do you mean?
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You talk like a robot.
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Why, because I'm specific?
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I believe language should be
used to maximize... clarity.
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Maximize clarity?
Yeah.
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You're a fucking lawyer.
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Great. You got something
against lawyers? A long list.
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Well, you needn't
go into it now.
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"Needn't"?
What, are you part of the royal family?
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It's correct english,
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which is probably why
it rubbed you the wrong way.
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What is that?
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Is that a cat?
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No, it's a cow.
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What's a cat doing
in your squad car?
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Is it a police cat?
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Is this just conversation,
or are you compiling evidence
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for your frivolous,
inevitable lawsuit?
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Okay. I like cats.
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What's its name?
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Pablo.
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He likes to go on rides.
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Lola, my neighbor,
gave him to me.
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Lola?
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That's an exotic name.
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Lola is an artist.
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She slept with Picasso.
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Says she blew Freud.
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Who didn't?
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You blow the father
of psychoanalysis,
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and it haunts you
for the rest of your life.
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"There goes Lola Marquez. She blew Feud."
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but the upside is, it gets you
invited to a lot of parties.
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Yeah, that's... that's me.
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Must be nice,
driving around in a Tuxedo,
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going to events,
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living in a house that cool.
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Yes and no.
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Great view, but...
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I live alone.
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Get a llama.
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Or maybe a tanning bed...
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Whatever you lonely rich guys fill your houses with.
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Are you going back on duty now?
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I'm not on duty.
Why the uniform?
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Why the questions?
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You're... you're pretty defensive.
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Sometimes.
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When you were
giving me mouth-to-mouth...
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Can I be honest?
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I didn't really need it.
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I know.
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You have some window glass
in your hair.
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Mm.
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Ooh.
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You have the right
to remain silent.
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Anything you say...
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will cost you.
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Look, I'm not saying my sister Liz is
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the easiest person in the world,
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but she's worth it.
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She also happens to be
one of the sexiest women
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I've ever known.
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Sure, I'm partial to women.
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The male genitalia
basically revolt, terrify,
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and paralyze me.
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And sure, I think that men
are at their best
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when they're picking up
heavy things and moving them,
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like pianos or...
their egos.
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But as a woman who knows women,
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I'll tell you,
this chick knows stuff.
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I mean, I grew up with her,
and she always understood
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exactly how to get underneath
another person's skin.
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And the way I hear it...
no one sucks a cock like liz.
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Oh! Oh.
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Shit!
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Oh! God!
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Fuck!
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Did you ever feel
your nerve endings...
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Pop open like... little...
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Umbrellas?
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You taste good.
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I can barely speak.
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You liked it?
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I am forever changed.
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Probably overdue.
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Yeah. Mmm.
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I should probably
let you go now.
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Just being polite.
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Why don't you just say
what you mean?
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You know what I mean.
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Then say it.
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Flew a little too close
to the sun, have you?
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Mm.
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Aren't you gonna uncuff me?
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Hmm. Now where did I
put that key?
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Hey, very funny.
You know, I do have a thing...
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Yeah?
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I have to get to.
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Hmm.
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Mmm.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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You're a little bruised.
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You should see my soul.
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I did there for a second.
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Mm.
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I got to go.
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You look really amazing naked.
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I'm never naked.
It just looks that way.
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You ever been in love?
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Are you trying
to get to know me?
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Because I hate that.
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You still look naked.
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What about you?
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Have you ever been in love?
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I'm not a big love guy.
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I'm not surprised.
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You should try it sometime.
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Might take your mind off
that dark void
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of your legal career.
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Don't you mean
the trivia of my existence?
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One thing you're not,
Michael...
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is trivial.
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Mm.
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Hey, Joce.
Michael.
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Hey.
Are you okay?
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I just saw
a police car leaving.
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Yeah, I, uh...
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I flipped my car, Joce.
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I could have been killed.
What?
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Luckily, this officer saved me
and drove me home.
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Oh, my god.
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Are they... are they doing
a thorough investigation?
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Yeah. They already started.
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Okay. Okay, good.
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Good.
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I'm just sorry
you missed my speech...
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introducing the governor.
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I bet you were awesome.
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I was.
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Your wrists are bruised.
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How did that happen?
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Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me,
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a fucking cop?
You're my hero.
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I always wanted
to copulate with a cop.
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Thank you.
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So? What was it like?
Details, details.
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Well, for starters, Luther,
they don't have vaginas.
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They have holsters.
Don't do this to me, Michael.
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I'm obsessed with women.
I crave them. I love them.
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I require at least two per day,
three during daylight savings.
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My phenomenal sex life is
none of your fucking business.
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My business is fucking.
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Mergers and acquisitions?
one step up from sodomy. Jeez.
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So how'd
you two meet? Was it violent?
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Did you get to ride
in a squad car?
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Yes, if you must know.
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Oh, god. An intended
man erect and speeding
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in a black-and-white,
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sirens wailing, on his way to be
in flagrante delicto with...
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Luther!
What?
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Can we please talk about
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the trademark infringement
suit now?
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Fine, fine.
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So what'd you do about Jocelyn?
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Doesn't matter
what I did about Jocelyn.
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Oh, yeah. You're right.
What was I thinking?
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Just because
your fiancee's father happens
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to be the founding partner
of this law firm,
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what would it matter that
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you betrayed his only "sane"
daughter in your coital frenzy?
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Okay, Luther. The cop leaves,
my nightmare officially begins.
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Mm.
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Ohh!
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We are amazing.
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God, two in one night?
It's a dream come true.
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No, no.
It's... it's not, Luther. I...
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I feel guilty.
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I care about Jocelyn.
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We're talking about
making a life together.
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It's just this...
this other woman,
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I can't explain it.
It's crazy.
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Well, I apologize
for my insensitivity.
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Thank you.
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Michael, you said... "Crazy."
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that... means clamps,
doesn't it?
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Why don't you just go out
and get yourself a job
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in the porn industry?
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You know someone?
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Hello, lads.
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Morning, Mr. Dellacorte.
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Missed you
at the fund-raiser last night.
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Jocelyn tells me that you were
in a bit of a scrape.
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To say the least.
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He was seriously tied up.
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Carry on.
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Thank you, Quipmaster.
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It's what I do.
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These are magnificent.
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Are you paying attention
to anything here?
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Hmm? Yeah, sure.
I'm right with you.
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I'm only doing this dinner party
for you, Michael.
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You mean for my father
and snapple.
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Chantal.
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It's hard to keep track.
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What, is she my seventh
or eighth stepmom?
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One thing we can say
for your dad,
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he sure does
throw his hat in the ring.
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Did we shift right into
"let's get married sooner" talk?
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You're so dramatic.
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No, Joce, I know how you like
to have everything so perfect.
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For my work,
I have to be precise.
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The wrong armoire,
an ill-chosen pillow...
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the whole room suffers.
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I'm not talking about
your decorating business, Joce.
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I'm talking about life.
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Well, life's messy enough.
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00:18:29,595 --> 00:18:30,996
I don't have to add
to the clutter.
270
00:18:31,030 --> 00:18:32,330
Who cares about clutter?
271
00:18:32,365 --> 00:18:34,282
It doesn't...
it's just clutter!
272
00:18:34,316 --> 00:18:36,835
Michael,
where is this coming from?
273
00:18:36,869 --> 00:18:38,587
It's coming from me.
274
00:18:38,621 --> 00:18:40,989
No, it isn't.
275
00:18:41,007 --> 00:18:43,592
I've never seen this before.
276
00:18:43,626 --> 00:18:45,510
Is this your dark side?
277
00:18:45,545 --> 00:18:48,964
It's my... oxidized side.
278
00:18:48,998 --> 00:18:50,215
I'm rusting.
279
00:18:50,266 --> 00:18:52,517
You mean I'm boring you.
280
00:18:52,552 --> 00:18:55,387
I can change that.
281
00:18:55,438 --> 00:18:58,190
No, Joce,
it's... it's not about us.
282
00:18:58,224 --> 00:18:59,975
It's about me.
You wanna know how I feel?
283
00:19:00,009 --> 00:19:03,862
I feel... too damn polite.
I feel... premeditated.
284
00:19:03,896 --> 00:19:07,182
That's a word they use
to describe murders.
285
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:08,967
I'm trying to fucking tell you
286
00:19:09,001 --> 00:19:10,518
what's going on with me.
287
00:19:10,536 --> 00:19:13,238
Is any of this
getting through to you?
288
00:19:13,289 --> 00:19:15,240
Of course.
289
00:19:15,291 --> 00:19:18,076
And you didn't have to say "Fucking," sweetie.
290
00:19:19,996 --> 00:19:22,998
Maybe it was my sixth divorce
that scared mikey
291
00:19:23,032 --> 00:19:25,333
from ever gettin' close
to a chick.
292
00:19:25,367 --> 00:19:27,085
Probably my fault.
293
00:19:27,136 --> 00:19:29,471
I set a bad example for him
since most of my wives
294
00:19:29,505 --> 00:19:32,373
were constructed
of silicone and bubblegum.
295
00:19:32,391 --> 00:19:34,009
Fair enough.
296
00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:36,094
But I did give him
one great piece of advice.
297
00:19:36,145 --> 00:19:39,898
"Mikey," I said, "Follow your dick.
298
00:19:39,932 --> 00:19:42,400
Your dick never lies,
at least not to you."
299
00:19:42,435 --> 00:19:44,069
you don't follow your dick,
300
00:19:44,103 --> 00:19:46,238
one day it falls off
like a bad bonsai tree,
301
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,523
and you end up
sucking bottled oxygen
302
00:19:48,557 --> 00:19:50,325
somewhere in rancho mirage,
303
00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:53,361
wondering where
all the good times went.
304
00:19:53,395 --> 00:19:55,330
Follow your dick.
305
00:19:55,364 --> 00:19:58,416
It's got a perfect sense
of direction.
306
00:20:06,125 --> 00:20:09,211
How's your cappuccino?
307
00:20:09,245 --> 00:20:11,213
Huh? Uh, it's fabulous.
Good.
308
00:20:11,247 --> 00:20:13,348
What's this, uh, design
in the foam here?
309
00:20:13,382 --> 00:20:16,518
Oh, that's the shroud of turin.
310
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:19,437
Any punk can make a tulip.
311
00:20:19,472 --> 00:20:21,356
Stop picking on my sister, Michael.
312
00:20:21,390 --> 00:20:23,091
Hi, honey.
Wait, this is the guy
313
00:20:23,109 --> 00:20:26,027
you were telling me and Lola
about this morning?
314
00:20:26,062 --> 00:20:29,030
Huh.
315
00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:30,282
What's that supposed to mean?
316
00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:32,484
Pen. Accident report. Sign.
317
00:20:35,938 --> 00:20:39,958
Here.
318
00:20:39,992 --> 00:20:41,326
Ahh.
319
00:20:41,377 --> 00:20:42,911
Okay.
Where you goin'?
320
00:20:42,945 --> 00:20:44,462
I got what I needed.
321
00:20:44,497 --> 00:20:45,981
What, now or last night?
322
00:20:46,015 --> 00:20:49,217
I gotta go.
323
00:20:49,252 --> 00:20:50,669
Hold... hold on.
No, no, come on.
324
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,337
I-I-I came out here
in the middle of my day
325
00:20:52,388 --> 00:20:53,922
to sign these papers for you.
326
00:20:53,956 --> 00:20:56,958
At least have the courtesy
to say good-bye.
327
00:20:56,993 --> 00:20:59,678
Good-bye.
328
00:20:59,729 --> 00:21:01,479
Officer Campano.
329
00:21:01,514 --> 00:21:03,014
Hey.
330
00:21:03,065 --> 00:21:04,566
How'd the hearing go
this morning?
331
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:06,601
Oh, yeah. A million laughs.
332
00:21:06,635 --> 00:21:08,303
They put me on probation.
333
00:21:08,321 --> 00:21:09,971
The heavy money
was on suspension.
334
00:21:09,989 --> 00:21:12,524
You got ten lives, doll.
335
00:21:12,575 --> 00:21:13,975
Who's that?
336
00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:15,977
Oh. I have no idea.
337
00:21:15,995 --> 00:21:19,114
Okay. Look, just hurry back,
all right?
338
00:21:19,148 --> 00:21:20,949
Fighting crime
is just civil service
339
00:21:20,983 --> 00:21:22,200
without you, partner.
340
00:21:26,122 --> 00:21:27,589
You have no idea?
341
00:21:27,623 --> 00:21:29,507
Oh, I have plenty of ideas.
342
00:21:29,542 --> 00:21:31,176
Why'd they put you
on probation?
343
00:21:31,210 --> 00:21:33,378
It was absolutely nothing.
344
00:21:33,429 --> 00:21:35,964
They put you on probation
for absolutely nothing?
345
00:21:35,998 --> 00:21:37,432
They didn't like
the way I made a collar
346
00:21:37,466 --> 00:21:39,100
on a bad guy. Okay?
347
00:21:40,502 --> 00:21:42,003
Oh!
348
00:21:42,038 --> 00:21:45,941
Hey! You're under arrest.
349
00:21:45,975 --> 00:21:48,443
You're fuckin' kidding me.
350
00:22:03,542 --> 00:22:08,296
You better call for backup!
351
00:22:08,331 --> 00:22:12,334
Aah!
352
00:22:14,536 --> 00:22:16,171
You chased after the guy
353
00:22:16,205 --> 00:22:18,206
in your squad car
without your partner?
354
00:22:18,224 --> 00:22:21,259
He's was in the men's...
and then you subdued him
with your baton?
355
00:22:21,310 --> 00:22:24,930
Look, I get a little excitable,
but that scumbag had it coming.
356
00:22:24,981 --> 00:22:26,982
W... you know what?
What's your point?
357
00:22:27,016 --> 00:22:28,433
You need a lawyer.
358
00:22:28,484 --> 00:22:31,519
I've had lawyers,
as recent as last night, so...
359
00:22:31,553 --> 00:22:33,071
have dinner with me.
360
00:22:33,105 --> 00:22:34,472
Why?
361
00:22:34,507 --> 00:22:36,574
Lunch.
Oh. Pass.
362
00:22:36,609 --> 00:22:39,411
Brunch?
Brunch? We are done talking.
363
00:22:43,165 --> 00:22:44,565
Do you like movies?
364
00:22:44,583 --> 00:22:46,051
Well, yeah.
What do you mean?
365
00:22:46,085 --> 00:22:48,620
Like, something
with vin diesel in it?
366
00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:55,293
I never ask anybody anywhere,
but I'm asking you.
367
00:22:55,344 --> 00:22:57,128
It starts in half an hour.
368
00:22:57,179 --> 00:22:59,931
Well, I've got meetings.
369
00:22:59,966 --> 00:23:01,549
You always will.
370
00:23:01,583 --> 00:23:04,970
All right.
371
00:23:09,225 --> 00:23:11,977
Not enough sweetfor you and me tonight...
372
00:23:12,028 --> 00:23:13,611
New print.
373
00:23:13,646 --> 00:23:18,984
They added two missing scenes
and enhanced the soundtrack.
374
00:23:19,035 --> 00:23:20,535
Oh!
when beauty standslooking into the soul...
375
00:23:20,569 --> 00:23:24,289
This part rocks.
376
00:23:24,323 --> 00:23:28,076
That sickenat pretty words.
377
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:29,911
Yes...
378
00:23:29,945 --> 00:23:31,246
for that is love.
379
00:23:31,280 --> 00:23:32,580
Love.
380
00:23:32,614 --> 00:23:34,282
I love beyond breath,beyond reason,
381
00:23:34,300 --> 00:23:36,968
beyond love's own powerof loving.
382
00:23:37,003 --> 00:23:39,921
Your name is like a golden bellhung in my heart.
383
00:23:39,955 --> 00:23:41,456
And when I think of you,I tremble,
384
00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:47,062
and the bell rings and rings,"Roxane! Roxane!"
385
00:23:50,433 --> 00:23:52,300
Jesus.
386
00:23:59,308 --> 00:24:01,242
That is love...
387
00:24:01,277 --> 00:24:04,479
that wind of terribleand jealous beauty.
388
00:24:04,497 --> 00:24:06,031
Fuck.
389
00:24:07,333 --> 00:24:08,917
Soaring, blinding music.
390
00:24:11,037 --> 00:24:12,487
Dear, you may take my happinessto make you happier,
391
00:24:12,505 --> 00:24:14,873
even though you never knowI gave it to you.
392
00:24:27,970 --> 00:24:31,439
How many times every day?
393
00:24:31,474 --> 00:24:33,341
You make me crazy.
Every day.
394
00:24:33,375 --> 00:24:35,276
Shut up.
395
00:24:41,517 --> 00:24:44,352
Excuse me?
You'll... you'll have to leave.
396
00:24:44,370 --> 00:24:48,206
Police business.
Shut that fucker off!
397
00:24:48,240 --> 00:24:50,909
Get out, man! Go!
398
00:24:52,912 --> 00:24:54,462
Oh, you got a great ass.
399
00:24:54,497 --> 00:24:56,047
Well, you got a great cock.
400
00:24:56,082 --> 00:24:57,549
No one ever said that before.
401
00:24:57,583 --> 00:24:59,334
Let's get out of here.
402
00:24:59,368 --> 00:25:00,885
Strong and true.
Yeah.
403
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:04,872
Sweet and strong and true.
404
00:25:04,890 --> 00:25:06,508
You could've handled that
a little better...
405
00:25:06,542 --> 00:25:08,009
Yeah.
That Usher.
406
00:25:08,043 --> 00:25:09,310
I could've shot him.
407
00:25:09,345 --> 00:25:12,230
I'm serious.
408
00:25:12,264 --> 00:25:14,933
Well, maybe
I should've filed a lawsuit.
409
00:25:14,984 --> 00:25:16,884
Calm down, okay?
410
00:25:16,902 --> 00:25:19,020
What's that supposed to mean?
Halt!
411
00:25:19,054 --> 00:25:22,273
What the hell's your problem?
412
00:25:22,324 --> 00:25:28,062
Hey. Hey, get back here.
413
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,949
Hey!
414
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:32,951
Just leave me alone.
I've gotta pee.
415
00:25:41,410 --> 00:25:43,378
You piss me off.
416
00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,914
Bullshit. I interest you.
417
00:25:46,932 --> 00:25:48,416
You don't know me.
418
00:25:48,434 --> 00:25:52,103
That makes two of us.
419
00:25:55,941 --> 00:25:58,426
Get out of my way.
No.
420
00:25:59,945 --> 00:26:01,279
You shove me now?!
421
00:26:01,313 --> 00:26:03,398
I said, get out of my way.
422
00:26:03,432 --> 00:26:04,932
You're out of control.
What are you gonna do?
423
00:26:04,950 --> 00:26:06,317
You gonna pistol-whip me now?
424
00:26:06,368 --> 00:26:07,986
What, you want handcuffs,
too, like last night?
425
00:26:08,037 --> 00:26:09,370
Stop it.
Make me!
426
00:26:09,405 --> 00:26:11,322
Stop it!
427
00:26:11,373 --> 00:26:14,626
Mm.
428
00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:18,830
Mm.
429
00:26:18,881 --> 00:26:20,331
Uhh!
430
00:26:20,382 --> 00:26:22,617
Aah!
Come over here.
431
00:26:33,596 --> 00:26:35,864
Ah!
432
00:26:42,488 --> 00:26:44,322
Ah!
433
00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:46,407
Ooh. That was easy.
434
00:26:58,654 --> 00:27:00,171
Mm.
435
00:27:00,206 --> 00:27:01,339
Ahh!
436
00:27:10,049 --> 00:27:15,386
Ohh! Ohh!
437
00:27:21,176 --> 00:27:23,394
Ohh!
438
00:27:23,445 --> 00:27:28,233
Ohh!
439
00:27:40,529 --> 00:27:42,413
This is too nuts for me.
440
00:27:42,464 --> 00:27:44,582
Me, too.
441
00:27:52,998 --> 00:27:54,456
Liz!
442
00:27:54,481 --> 00:28:01,781
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