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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENT

Rachael: CLARA WAS MY BABY-SITTER.

I WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD--

NAIVE AND SOMEWHAT TRUSTING.

BUT ALL THAT WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME BABY-SITTERS TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES

OR ROLLERBLADING IN THE PARK?

MINE BROUGHT ME ALONG ON A DATE WITH A SERIAL KILLER.

PATRICK BATEMAN.

NOT MY IDEA OF A ROMANTIC EVENING.

GOD, I MEAN, LOOK AT HER--

ALL DRUGGED UP AND TIED TO A CHAIR.

[KNIFE SLICES DRESS STRAP]

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE GONE TO THE MOVIES.

AT FIRST I WAS SCARED.

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE AS FAST AS I COULD.

BUT THEN, SOMETHING CAME OVER ME.

AS SOON AS I WAS FREE, I GOT REALLY PISSED.

I MEAN, HE WAS ABOUT TO MAKE A REAL MESS OF MY BABY-SITTER.

SO I DID WHAT I BELIEVE MANY OF YOU WOULD DO

IN SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES.

I TOOK MATTERS INTO MY OWN HANDS,

AND IT CHANGED MY LIFE FOREVER.

[MAN SCREAMS]

Woman: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN THERE?

I THOUGHT I HEARD A CRASH.

YES. EVERYTHING'S FINE. THANKS.

Rachael: THEY FOUND BATEMAN

AND HIS FINAL VICTIM A FEW DAYS LATER.

THE FBI QUICKLY UNCOVERED A PSYCHOPATH,

AND A FEW EXTRA UNSOLVED MURDERS ON HIM,

AND HE BECAME AN INSTANT CELEBRITY--

AN OVERNIGHT SENSATION.

I THINK THEY EVEN WROTE A BOOK ABOUT HIM.

ONLY IN AMERICA.

AS FOR ME, I WAS NEVER TIED TO THE SCENE.

AND RATHER THAN SELF-DESTRUCT

OR SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON SOME SHRINK'S COUCH,

I TOLD NO ONE OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED.

I SILENTLY VOWED TO DEVOTE MY LIFE

TO STOPPING OTHER PSYCHO KILLERS.

I COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGING]

* DRESSING UP IN POWDER WHITE *

Rachael: THE NEXT 6 YEARS OF MY LIFE WERE A BLUR.

MY PARENTS WROTE ME OFF EMOTIONALLY.

MY MOM BECAME A RAGING ALCOHOLIC,

AND MY DAD WAS BUSY FUCKING THE SECRETARY.

PRETTY CLICHÉ, HUH?

* SCARRED WITH THE GOODS

* GIVE HER THE FLAMES

* I DON'T WANNA DROWN YOUR GUY *

* AND I DON'T WANNA...

SO, HERE I AM TODAY, ATTENDING THE MOST RENOWNED

BEHAVIORAL STUDIES PROGRAM IN THE NATION.

HERE THEY FOCUS ON PROFILING--

THE ART, CRAFT, AND SCIENCE OF TRACKING SERIAL KILLERS.

OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT MATTER ITSELF ATTRACTS SOME WEIRDOES.

HEY, RACHE!

THEN AGAIN, MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

DORK.

THE PROBLEM IS,

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GAMES.

I GOTTA FOCUS ON MY WORK.

COME ON, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT.

THAT'S WHAT YOUR MAMA SAID.

Rachael: AND WHAT CAN I SAY?

STUDYING MURDER OFTEN BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE.

THOUGHT YOU QUIT.

Rachael: GETTING INTO WEST WASHINGTON WASN'T EASY.

I BUSTED MY ASS IN HIGH SCHOOL

AND MAINTAINED A PERFECT 4.0 GRADE POINT AVERAGE.

ALL THIS SO I COULD STUDY

WITH THE BEST MIND IN THE FIELD--

PROFESSOR ROBERT STARKMAN,

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST REVERED HUNTER OF SERIAL KILLERS

THE FBI EVER PRODUCED.

AFTER SOLVING EVERY HIGH-PROFILE CRIME EVER THROWN AT HIM,

HE SUDDENLY MADE A STARTLING LIFE CHANGE

AND BECAME A TEACHER.

SOME SAY IT WAS HIS LAST CASE--

THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF SERIAL KILLER PATRICK BATEMAN.

GOOD MORNING.

Rachael: FUNNY HOW LIFE WORKS, ISN'T IT?

GOOD MORNING.

Rachael: STARKMAN NEVER DISCUSSES

THE BATEMAN CASE-- NEVER.

AND CONGRATULATIONS ON GETTING THROUGH

THE FIRST HALF OF THE SEMESTER...

ALIVE.

[LAUGHTER]

Starkman: I HAVE HERE

THE OFFICIAL APPLICATION FORM

FOR THE TEACHERS ASSISTANT POSITION

FOR NEXT YEAR.

Rachael: THIS IS MY GOLDEN TICKET TO QUANTICO,

THE FBI'S ELITE TRAINING PROGRAM.

UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE ELSE IS HERE FOR THE SAME REASON.

THEY ALL KNOW THAT 9 OUT OF STARKMAN'S

LAST 10 TEACHING ASSISTANTS WERE ACCEPTED INTO THE FBI.

I'LL BE ANNOUNCING MY NEW ASSISTANT

FOR NEXT YEAR BY THE END OF THE WEEK,

JUST BEFORE WE HEAD OFF FOR SPRING BREAK.

AND TALKING ABOUT SPRING BREAK,

DON'T FORGET THE PARTY AT THE DEAN'S MANSION,

WHERE YOU'LL HAVE AN OPPORTUNITY

TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO MS. McGUIRE,

WHO'S LEAVING US FOR BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.

Students: WHOO!

WELL, AFTER WEEKS OF GRUELING,

IF NOT GRUESOME, WORK,

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, SHALL WE?

TODAY, WE'LL BE LOOKING AT THE UNIQUE ALIASES

THE FBI, THE PRESS, AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC

HAVE NICKNAMED SERIAL KILLERS, AND WHY.

Rachael: HIS PRESENT T.A. IS ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

SHE'S ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED TO QUANTICO--EARLY ADMISSIONS.

I'M THE FRONT-RUNNER TO REPLACE HER.

NOBODY COMES CLOSE TO MY ROCK-SOLID G.P.A.

DR. H.H. HOLMES WAS ONCE VILIFIED

IN A BIOGRAPHY AS THE "ARCH FIEND."

Rachael: I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT NONE OF THEM HAVE A CHANCE,

BUT GRADES AREN'T EVERYTHING.

AND I DO HAVE SOME COMPETITION.

CONTENDER NUMBER ONE-- BRIAN LEADS.

A G.P.A. AS LOW AS HIS WOULDN'T NORMALLY POSE A THREAT,

BUT HIS FAMILY'S FORTUNE, EASILY NUMBERING

IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS, CAN OPEN A LOT OF DOORS.

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU THINK HE GOT INTO THIS SCHOOL?

CAN YOU SPELL "DONATION"?

HE CAN'T.

ALBERT FISH, A.K.A. "THE MOON MANIAC,"

A.K.A. "THE WEREWOLF OF WISTERIA."

Rachael: CONTENDER NUMBER 2-- CASSANDRA BLAIRE.

RUMOR HAS IT THAT SHE AND STARKMAN

HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT SINCE THE BEGINNING OF THE SEMESTER.

BUT MY GUESS? NO WAY.

I MEAN, HE'S OLD ENOUGH TO BE HER GRANDFATHER.

NANNIE DOSS, "BLACK WIDOW"

WHO MURDERED 4 OF HER HUSBANDS.

Rachael: CONTENDER NUMBER 3-- KEITH LAWSON.

HE POSES THE BIGGEST THREAT OF THE 3.

HE AND I HAVE BEEN SPARRING ALL YEAR IN THIS CLASS,

BUT I'VE YET TO LOSE A SINGLE ROUND.

THE FACT IS, NONE OF THEM HAVE A CHANCE.

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

OH, BOBBY.

* GOOD FOR NOTHIN' WOMAN *

* RED LIPS, RED LEAVES FALL ON MY KNEES LIKE AUTUMN *

* I MISS CIGARETTES EVERY SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE *

* WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME *

* I CLOSE MY EYES AND PRAY YOU SAY GOOD-BYE *

* DAMN

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

* SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

* AND I BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT LOVE MEANS *

* IT'S JUST THAT YOU DO NOT LOVE ME *

Rachael: FILLING OUT THE APPLICATION

IS A MERE FORMALITY.

COME FRIDAY,

I WILL BE PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT.

THE POSITION IS MINE.

I DESERVE IT, AND I'M GOING TO GET IT.

YES, THERE MAY BE A FEW MORE HOOPS

I HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH,

BUT I CAN HANDLE THEM.

BESIDES, FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

Brian: LISTEN, WHY DON'T WE JUST START OVER HERE,

BECAUSE I HIGHLY SUGGEST YOU RECONSIDER

YOUR POSITION ON THIS.

Gerty: I'M SORRY, MR. LEADS.

I CAN'T MAKE ANY EXCEPTIONS.

YOUR G.P.A. IS SIMPLY NOT HIGH ENOUGH.

ARE YOU SAYING NO TO ME?

I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS? DO YOU?

HA HA HA! MR. LEADS, I'M WELL AWARE

OF YOUR FAMILY'S LEGACY.

HEED MY ADVICE--

A BIRD IN THE HAND IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH.

THAT'S YOUR FUCKING ADVICE?

LISTEN, I HAVE SOME ADVICE FOR YOU--

GET READY TO TAKE A VERY LONG VACATION!

GO WITH GOD, DEAR HEART. NEXT!

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?

WAIT TILL SHE SEES MY G.P.A.

AFTER MY COUSIN HACKS INTO THE MAINFRAME.

OH. HEY, DO YOU THINK THEY GIVE THOSE THINGS OUT

FOR BITCH OF THE MONTH? BECAUSE THAT HAG IN THERE

COULD BE THE REIGNING CHAMPION!

SHE'S LUCKY I DON'T BASH HER BRAINS IN.

Gerty: NEXT!

HI.I WAS TOLD TO DROP OFF

MY TEACHING ASSISTANT APPLICATION HERE

AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE

EVERYTHING'S IN ORDER HERE.

THANK YOU.

WAIT A SECOND. WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT?

IT SAYS HERE THAT YOU'RE A FRESHMAN.

YEAH, SO WHAT?

WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY ALLOW FRESHMEN

OR SOPHOMORES TO BECOME T.A.s.

YOU HAVE TO BE A JUNIOR OR ABOVE.

WELL, THIS ISN'T YOUR USUAL SITUATION.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN ALREADY TOLD ME I COULD APPLY.

SHOULDN'T THIS DECISION BE LEFT UP TO THE PROFESSOR,

NOT THE SCHOOL?

'FRAID NOT.

GONNA HAVE TO RUN THIS ONE UP THE FLAGPOLE

AND SEE WHO SALUTES. HA HA.

I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK WITH YOUR TEACHER.

LOOK, I HAVE A SCHEDULE TO KEEP.

IT'S ALL WORKED OUT.

WE DO THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DEAR.

FRESHMEN CAN BE EXTREMELY OVERWHELMED

BEING AT COLLEGE AND AWAY FROM HOME

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THEIR LIVES.

HERE, TAKE THIS.

"BEAT COMMON FRESHMAN FEARS IN 10 EASY STEPS."

SO MANY NEW EXPERIENCES.

IT'S SO EXCITING.

LOOK, THE ONLY EXPERIENCE I WANT

IS TO BE PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S

TEACHING ASSISTANT NEXT SEMESTER.

'FRAID NOT. IT JUST WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

I'M SURE PROFESSOR STARKMAN

WILL PUT IN A GOOD WORD FOR YOU,

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW I CAN MAKE ANY EXCEPTIONS

AT THIS POINT WITHOUT SETTING

A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT IN SCHOOL POLICY.

I'LL BE INFORMING THE DEAN

OF THE SITUATION.

I'M SORRY, MS. NEWMAN.

YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT.

[SIGHS]

Gerty: HAVE A NICE DAY!

[DOOR SLAMS]

HMM.

[ENGINE STARTS]

RICKY MARTIN!

RICKY!

RICKY? COME TO MAMA!

RICKY!

RICKY MARTIN.

RICKY.

RICKY.

OH.

RICKY, YOU GOT SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO.

RICKY?

[BEEPING]

[MEOWING]

* BAD THINGS

OH, THANK GOD!

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS HAVE TO HAPPEN *

[CAT SCREECHES]

[GERTY SCREAMS]

* BAD THINGS

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS HAVE TO HAPPEN *

* BAD THINGS

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS HAVE TO HAPPEN *

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

HEY, MS. NEWMAN.

WOW, BRIAN. ARE YOU STALKING ME NOW?

NO, RACHE, LISTEN,

IF I WAS STALKING YOU, YOU'D KNOW IT.

I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT. YOU KNOW?

LISTEN, I JUST THOUGHT WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER

AND, YOU KNOW, DISCUSS THE STATE OF THE UNION

AND JUST LIFE IN GENERAL.

GET TO THE POINT, BRIAN.

MY INSIDE SOURCE SAYS HE'S NARROWED IT DOWN.

GUESS WHO'S STILL IN THE RUNNING?

KEITH, CASSANDRA, AND ME.

I MEAN, UNLESS YOU FIND SOME WAY

TO RAISE YOUR G.P.A. IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

WELL, THAT PROBLEM'S ALREADY SOLVED.

SO, DO YOU WANT TO CATCH A BITE TO EAT TOMORROW NIGHT,

MAYBE SOME DINNER, AND DISCUSS IT?

WHAT'S TO DISCUSS?

IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS EVER BETWEEN ANYONE ELSE.

WE WERE ALWAYS THE FRONT-RUNNERS.

WELL, WE COULD GET TOGETHER

AND MAYBE FORM AN ALLIANCE,

ELIMINATE OUR COMPETITION.

HEH.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS INTRIGUING,

BUT I HAVE A PAPER TO WRITE.

A PAPER? LISTEN, RACHAEL,

WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER BETTER.

IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THERE

UNSPOKEN SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US?

HMM.

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD JUST BRING IT TO THE SURFACE

AND STOP LYING TO EACH OTHER.

ARE YOU ON CRACK?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT WAS WHITE, IT WAS IN A PIPE...

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I TOLD YOU I HAVE A PAPER TO WRITE.

NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT TAKING NO FOR AN ANSWER

TWICE IN ONE DAY. LOOK, YOU HAVE TO EAT, RIGHT?

I HAVE TO EAT, WE BOTH HAVE TO EAT.

LET'S JUST EAT TOGETHER. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUND WITH THE SEXUAL TENSION STUFF.

I JUST THROW STUFF OUT THERE.

I'M CRAZY, LIKE A VOLCANO JUST WAITING TO ERUPT.

[LAUGHS] OK. OK.

FINE, FINE. JUST PICK ME UP AT 8:00.

8:00? LIKE--LIKE 8 P.M.?

YEAH.

LIKE BETWEEN 7:00 AND 9:00?

YEAH.

OK. OK.

'CAUSE IT'S GREAT FOR ME.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00.

Rachael: WHATEVER.

MAYBE I'LL BE THERE 5 MINUTES LATER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW...

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR SPRING BREAK?

I'M JUST GONNA HANG AROUND AND GET SOME WORK DONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, HANG AROUND?

YOU MEAN, LIKE STAY ON CAMPUS?

YEAH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME? WHY?

BECAUSE I HAVE WORK TO DO.

BESIDES, MY FAMILY'S COMING TO VISIT.

IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY,

AND THEY WANT TO SEE HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES.

OK, THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE.

I KNOW. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BOBBY'S TAKING ME UP TO HIS CABIN

IN THE NORTHERN CASCADE MOUNTAINS.

CASSANDRA...

PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM BOBBY IN FRONT OF ME.

I'M SORRY.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN IS TAKING ME UP TO HIS CABIN.

WHEN DO YOU GUYS LEAVE?

WELL, HE'S GOT TO GO UPSTATE FIRST

TO MEET DIANE AND LOUISA.

YOU MEAN HIS WIFE AND HIS BABY DAUGHTER?

WHATEVER. YES, THEM.

HE'S MEETING THEM AT HIS IN-LAWS

FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.

GOD, YOU KNOW, I CAN'T STAND

HOW MUCH OF HIS TIME THEY TAKE UP.

CASS, THEY'RE HIS FAMILY.

WHATEVER.

LOOK, I'M LATE FOR A STUDY SESSION.

I SHOULD JUST GO.

GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE ACTUALLY GOING OUT WITH BRIAN.

I MEAN, HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

OK, SO THE OTHER DAY...

OUR EYES MET ACROSS A CROWDED ROOM,

AND THERE WAS THIS, UM, THIS SPARK.

IT WAS THE SIGN I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.

IT WAS THEN THAT I KNEW THAT...

WELL, THAT BRIAN WAS MY SOULMATE.

OH, MY GOD.

I KNOW.

REALLY?

NO, NOT REALLY.

[PIANO PLAYING]

Brian: IT'S KIND OF GREAT TO BE HERE TONIGHT WITH YOU.

MM-HMM.

HI.

HI. CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YES, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE A KETEL ONE MARTINI,

STRAIGHT UP, VERY DRY.

VERY, VERY DRY.

AND THE LADY WILL HAVE...

I'LL JUST HAVE A GLASS OF HOUSE RED, PLEASE.

HOUSE RED.

GOOD. BE RIGHT BACK.

SO, YOU LOOK GREAT. I MEAN...

THANKS.

YOUR HAIR IS SORT OF DIFFERENT. LOOKS GOOD.

[LAUGHS] THANKS.

NO PROBLEM.

SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT THAT WE FINALLY HAVE SOME US TIME.

YOU KNOW, JUST YOU AND I HANGING OUT.

I AGREE.

YEAH.

LISTEN, RACHE,

BEFORE WE SORT OF EMBARK ON OUR EVENING,

I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

GOD, BRIAN, CAN YOU WAIT UNTIL WE GET OUR DRINKS

BEFORE YOU START MAKING YOUR CONFESSIONS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH. SURE, SURE.

THANKS.

[SIGHS]

OH, LOOK, OUR DRINKS.

[LAUGHS] THANK YOU.

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

SO, READY TO ORDER?

CAN YOU JUST SORT OF GIVE US A MINUTE HERE?

SURE. JUST... TAKE YOUR TIME.

THANK YOU.

OK, SO WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO CONFESS?

WELL, THIS IS DIFFICULT FOR ME,

BECAUSE I REALLY WANT US TO REMAIN FRIENDS AFTER I...

OR REGARDLESS OF WHO STARKMAN PICKS

FOR THE TEACHING ASSISTANT POSITION.

WOW, I'M TOUCHED, BRIAN, I REALLY AM.

BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT I'M VERY DETERMINED TO GET THE POSITION.

YOU KNOW, AFTER THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE RESEARCH ON CASSANDRA BLAIR.

WHAT KIND OF RESEARCH?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT IF SHE GETS THE POSITION,

THE DEAN'S OFFICE

IS GOING TO RECEIVE AN ANONYMOUS LETTER

REGARDING HER AND STARKMAN'S "RELATIONSHIP,"

ACCOMPANIED BY SOME VERY REVEALING PHOTOGRAPHS.

HOW CHRISTIAN OF YOU.

THANKS.

OK, SO I GUESS THAT NARROWS IT DOWN TO 3.

[INHALES] YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHO MY FATHER IS, RIGHT?

YES, BRIAN, WE'RE ALL IN AWE OF YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY.

YOU KNOW, YOU AND KEITH ARE VERY SMART,

SO I'VE HAD TO GO TO GREAT LENGTHS

TO ENSURE THAT MY BRIGHT FUTURE IN THE FBI

GOES WITHOUT A HITCH. HMM.

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?

THIS.

THAT IS THE PRESS RELEASE

FOR THE NEW CARSON-LEADS BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE BUILDING.

IT'S JUST ONE OF MY DAD'S NEW PET PROJECTS.

SO...

I HAVE AN OFFER YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

DROP OUT OF THE RACE FOR THE T.A. POSITION,

AND I'LL ENSURE THAT YOU HAVE 7 DIGITS

OF MY FAMILY'S ETERNAL GRATITUDE.

BRIAN...

ARE YOU BRIBING ME NOW?

BRIBE? RACHAEL, DID I SAY BRIBE?

JUST THINK OF IT AS A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

TRUST ME...

THE ALTERNATIVE WOULDN'T BE TOO PLEASANT.

"I'LL LET YOU BE IN MY DREAMS

IF I CAN BE IN YOURS."

WHAT?

IT'S A QUOTE. BOB DYLAN. MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM?

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, BRIAN, YOU SHOULD REALLY GET OUT MORE.

MAYBE I WILL.

THE NIGHT'S YOUNG.

THAT IT IS.

CHEERS.

* DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT *

[GIGGLING] SHH!

NO! NOT THAT ONE! SHH!

[TRUMPETING] SHH!

* SHARING THE FEAR

* LIKE YOU SAID, IT COME BACK DOWN *

POW! POW!

* WE'LL BE THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT DOWNTOWN *

* WHERE ARE YOU GONNA MOVE *

WOW. THIS IS LIKE...A ROOM.

* DON'T MESS AROUND

* DO YOU WANT TO BE MY GIRL? *

* DO YOU WANT TO BE MY FRIEND? *

* DO YOU WANT TO START IT ALL *

* JUST TO SEE HOW IT'LL END *

WE CAN STOP IF YOU WANT.

NO, NO. I JUST-- I JUST DON'T...

WHAT, YOU DON'T HAVE ANY?

LISTEN, DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING WHEN THE TIME COMES.

OH, THE OLD "PULL OUT AND PRAY" TRICK.

GREAT. A RENAISSANCE MAN.

WAIT A SEC, WAIT A SEC.

THE CONVENIENCE STORE DOWN THE STREET.

I'LL JUST GO DOWN THERE. IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

IT'S REALLY CONVENIENT, AND I'LL GET SOME.

I'LL GET TONS.

WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT AM I SAYING?

MY ROOMMATE HAS GOT TONS OF THEM.

DRAWERS FULL OF THEM.

IT'S LIKE A PROPHYLACTIC FACTORY.

* THINK WE'RE THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT DOWNTOWN *

ARE WE DONE HERE?

NO. NO, WE'RE NOT DONE.

JUST WAIT HERE. I'M GONNA WALK DOWN THE HALL

AND GET SOME FROM A FRIEND.

OH. OH, GREAT.

JUST MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

SURE. GREAT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

I'LL BE HERE.

[SIGHS] HA!

[CRUNCH]

JEEZ. A PISS SHEET.

JESUS.

WHAT THE FUCK?

[GASPING]

[GAGGING]

[GASPS]

[SIGHS]

RIBBED... FOR HER PLEASURE.

Rachael: YEP, I JUST KILLED BRIAN.

BUT YOU GOT TO LOOK AT THE POSITIVE SIDE--

I'M KILLING FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.

ONCE I GET INTO THE FBI, I'LL BE IN A POSITION

TO STOP DOZENS, MAYBE EVEN HUNDREDS

OF SERIAL KILLERS EVERY YEAR.

OK, THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M KILLING THE FEW TO SAVE THE MANY.

SORT OF LIKE ROBIN HOOD, YOU KNOW?

GOD, I THINK I NEED SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.

Daniels: SO, RACHAEL...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A PSYCHIATRIST BEFORE?

NO. NO, HOW DOES IT WORK?

IT WORKS LIKE THIS.

YOU WANT ANSWERS, SO WE GET TOGETHER.

WE HAVE WEEKLY CONVERSATIONS,

AND TOGETHER WE ASK THE QUESTIONS

THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO YOUR ANSWERS. RIGHT?

[LAUGHS] GOD, I COULD TELL YOU ANYTHING,

AND YOU'D STILL NEVER KNOW THE REAL ME.

SURE YOU COULD, AND THAT'S YOUR CHOICE,

BUT WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME?

BECAUSE I DON'T EXPOSE MY ACHILLES HEEL TO ANYONE.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS, I NEED TO BE ON WATCH.

IF I'M NOT LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE, THEN WHO IS?

IT'S A DOG-EAT-DOG WORLD OUT THERE,

AND MY FUTURE DEPENDS

ON NOT GETTING EATEN BY THE OTHER DOGS.

I HAVE SCHEDULES, APPOINTMENTS, GOALS, AND DREAMS

THAT ONLY I'LL BE ABLE TO FULFILL.

NO ONE'S GONNA DO THAT FOR ME.

WHO IS IT THAT YOU THINK IS KEEPING YOU

FROM ACHIEVING THESE GOALS?

OTHER PEOPLE.

WHAT PEOPLE?

ANYONE WHO GETS IN MY WAY.

IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE IN THE WORLD,

EXCEPT YOURSELF,

WHO WOULD THAT BE?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

ELIZABETH McGUIRE? WHO'S SHE?

SHE'S PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S PRESENT T.A.

AND THE NEXT IN LINE TO GO TO QUANTICO.

AND QUANTICO IS?

MY GOAL. MY DESTINY.

I SEE.

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED SOMETHING SO BAD

THAT YOU'D DO ANYTHING TO GET IT?

SURE.

GO ON.

...AND THAT'S WHY I WENT TO WEST WASHINGTON.

AND I'VE ALWAYS KNOWN THAT, REALLY,

THERE WERE ONLY 3 OTHER PEOPLE

WHO COULD STEAL THE T.A. POSITION AWAY FROM ME.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU DON'T GET THE POSITION?

OH, I CAN'T EVEN CONSIDER THAT.

NO, FAILURE'S NOT AN OPTION. I WILL GET THE POSITION.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?

BECAUSE I AM.

WHY DON'T WE STOP THERE?

OK.

MY SECRETARY WILL GET YOUR BILLING INFO

ON THE WAY OUT.

OK.

SO...SAME TIME NEXT WEEK?

YOU BET.

OK.

[DIALING]

[RING]

STARKMAN.

HEY, BOBBY. IT'S ERIC.

HEY, ERIC. WHAT'S UP?

HEY, LOOK, BOBBY, I JUST HAD A FIRST-TIME SESSION

WITH ONE OF YOUR STUDENTS.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

AREN'T WE VIOLATING SOME SORT OF PRIVACY CODE HERE?

YES AND NO. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I WON'T TELL YOU THE NAME

IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO SAY IT OUT LOUD

ONCE YOU'VE FIGURED IT OUT.

IS THAT A DEAL?

[CHUCKLES] OK. FIRE AWAY.

RIGHT, UM...

I THINK I'VE IDENTIFIED THIS PERSON

AS A TEXTBOOK SOCIOPATH.

THAT SEEMS TO BE A PREREQUISITE

FOR GETTING INTO COLLEGE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

STILL, THIS GIRL HAS NO CONCEPT OF REALITY

OR THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN RIGHT OR WRONG.

A GIRL. HMM, THE PLOT THICKENS.

YEAH. SHE'S OBSESSED WITH BECOMING

YOUR TEACHING ASSISTANT NEXT SEMESTER.

WELL, IF THAT'S HER OBSESSION, NO BIG DEAL.

THESE KIDS SEEM TO THINK I'M THEIR TICKET TO THE FBI.

LOOK, BOBBY, JUST KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

THIS GIRL-- UM, SHE SCARED ME.

JESUS, ERIC, IF SHE'S THAT DANGEROUS,

MAYBE YOU BETTER TELL ME HER NAME

BEFORE SHE TURNS UP IN CLASS WITH AN AK-47.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT.

I'VE ALREADY BROKEN THE LAW BY PLACING THIS CALL.

JUST BE AWARE

THAT THERE'S A STUDENT LIKE THIS IN YOUR CLASS.

WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU MEAN "BE AWARE"?

25 YEARS IN THE FBI, JUST TURN YOUR RADAR ON.

I MEAN, JUST MAKE SURE SHE DOESN'T GET OUT OF HAND.

SHE'S ALREADY IDENTIFIED 3 OF HER PEERS--

Rachael: DR. DANIELS?

OK. OK, MOTHER, YEAH.

MOM?

NO, I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT DOWNTOWN.

I--I LOVE YOU. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

OK. I'LL SEE YOU THIS WEEKEND. BYE.

RACHAEL?

I AM SO SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.

I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE ON THE PHONE,

AND YOUR SECRETARY WAS AWAY FROM HER DESK.

THAT'S OK.

I JUST LEFT MY KEYS HERE.

YOU KNOW, I AM SUCH A TEXTBOOK NUTCASE SOMETIMES.

I'D PROBABLY LOSE MY HEAD IF IT WASN'T SCREWED ON.

OH, THERE THEY ARE.

YOU KNOW, IT IS SO NICE

THAT YOU STAY IN TOUCH WITH YOUR MOM.

HOW OLD IS SHE?

72.

WOW, 72. THAT'S A GREAT AGE.

SO MANY NEW AND EXCITING THINGS. THE GOLDEN YEARS.

GRANDCHILDREN?

NO. I'M...

MY WIFE AND I NEVER HAD CHILDREN.

WAS SHE NOT ABLE TO?

ACTUALLY, RACHAEL, WE'RE DIVORCED.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE ANOTHER PATIENT COMING IN SOON,

AND I HAVE TO PREPARE FOR THEM,

SO I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

NOW, WHICH IS IT, ERIC...

AN APPOINTMENT DOWNTOWN...

OR A PATIENT IN YOUR OFFICE?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT NICE TO LIE TO YOUR DEAR OLD MOM.

[SIGHS]

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

* SHE NEVER CHANGES HER MIND *

* LOVES HIM...

Rachael: AFTER MY SESSION WITH ERIC,

I REALLY NEEDED SOME THERAPY.

THAT GUY JUST ABOUT DROVE ME NUTS.

SO I WENT BACK TO SOMETHING MY DAD ALWAYS SAID--

NOTHING LIKE A CHANGE OF SCENERY TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD,

TO EASE THE BURDEN OF A BUSY SCHEDULE.

BESIDES, TONIGHT IS THE ANNUAL BEHAVIORAL SCIENCES PARTY

AT THE DEAN'S MANSION.

I HAVE TO LOOK GOOD.

I WANT TO BE DRESSED TO KILL.

* SOMETIMES SHE FEELS SO SAD *

* AND OTHER TIMES FEELS TWICE AS BAD *

* BUT WHEN THE TEARS ARE IN HER EYES *

* SHE NEVER CRIES

* ORDINARY GIRL

* I KNOW

* YOU ARE DIFFERENT

* BUT I'M STRANGER THAN THE WORLD *

* ORDINARY GIRL

* ORDINARY

EXCUSE ME!

OH, BITE ME, BARBIE!

YOU SEE, THE ANTHONY PERKINS CHARACTER IN PSYCHO

WAS MODELED ON ED GEIN.

Rachael: MY HEART-RATE NEARLY TRIPLES

WHEN I GET TO THE PARTY AND SEE THAT THE VULTURES

HAVE ALREADY DESCENDED UPON STARKMAN.

HE BROKE THE MOLD

BECAUSE HE ONLY MURDERED 2 PEOPLE IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER.

I MUST HAVE LOST TRACK OF TIME RUNNING.

I HAD PLANNED TO GET HERE EARLY

TO GET AS MUCH FACE TIME WITH STARKMAN AS POSSIBLE

AND NOW I'M LATE. THIS IS A DISASTER.

BITCH.

...WAS THE INSPIRATION FOR LEATHERFACE

IN THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

AND...HELLO, MS. BROWN.

HELLO.

Starkman: IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RACHE, HOW'S IT GOING?

HEY.

SO, HOW WAS YOUR DATE WITH BRIAN?

OH, FINE. SHORT, I GUESS. I DON'T KNOW.

SHORT? HOW SHORT WAS HE?

I MEAN...IT?

WE DIDN'T GET THAT FAR. HE WENT HOME RIGHT AFTER DINNER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY DID YOU COME BY MY ROOM LAST NIGHT

TO BORROW A RUBBER

IF HE WENT HOME RIGHT AFTER DINNER?

WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME THE THIRD DEGREE?

LOOK, I'M JUST CONFUSED IS ALL.

DID YOU GUYS GET IT ON OR NOT?

LOOK, I DON'T THINK IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

CAN WE JUST DROP THIS PLEASE?

WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES I JUST DON'T GET

WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR HEAD.

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

WHAT DID YOU DO LAST NIGHT?

BOBBY CAME OVER FOR A STUDY--

CASSANDRA! I'M SORRY.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN CAME OVER FOR A STUDY SESSION,

AND LET ME ASSURE YOU, IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT SHORT.

OH, I AM GONNA VOMIT.

[GIGGLES]

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT, FREAK?

COME HERE.

BOB--I MEAN, THE PROFESSOR TOLD ME

I'M A SHOO-IN FOR THE T.A. POSITION NEXT YEAR.

I MEAN, I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE,

BUT SINCE YOU AND I ARE SO CLOSE,

I FIGURED I COULD SHARE.

I WAS GONNA BURST!

JUST THINK,

NOW I GET TO SPEND ALL THE TIME WITH MY SWEETIE,

AND HIS WIFE'S JUST GONNA THINK WE'RE WORKING.

OH, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET TO GO TO QUANTICO.

HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?

JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE, OK?

NOT EVEN BRIAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT, CASS? DON'T WORRY.

YOUR SECRET IS SAFE WITH ME.

GOD, THIS PARTY'S SUCH A DUD.

WHY DON'T WE JUST BLOW IT OFF,

AND YOU CAN GIVE ALL THE DETAILS?

PERFECT. JUST LET ME TALK TO STARKMAN,

AND THEN WE CAN GO TO JITTERY JOE'S

AND GRAB A COFFEE.

NO, NO, NO. IT'S WAY, WAY TOO CROWDED.

YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AND BOBBY.

WHY DON'T WE GRAB A BOTTLE OF WINE

AND GO TO YOUR ROOM?

OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE, OK?

DON'T LET ME DOWN.

DON'T WORRY. I WOULD NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

IT'S LIKE I SAID, CASSIE,

STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS JUST NEVER WORK OUT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

HI. IT'S CASSANDRA.

I CAN'T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,

SO LEAVE A QUICKIE, AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. BYE!

[BEEP]

HELLO, CASSANDRA. PROFESSOR STARKMAN HERE.

LISTEN, IT'S 11:25,

AND YOU MISSED YOUR STUDY SESSION.

CALL ME BACK TO RESCHEDULE.

[CLICK]

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

DR. DANIELS?

I'M SORRY TO DROP IN WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT,

BUT--BUT THERE'S SOMETHING ON MY MIND.

SURE.

SURE, RACHAEL.

HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU?

OH, THEY COULDN'T BE BETTER.

REALLY?

ANY WORD ON THAT TEACHING ASSISTANT JOB YET?

HE'S NOT GONNA ANNOUNCE IT

TILL THE DAY BEFORE SPRING BREAK.

WHEN DOES THAT START FOR YOU GUYS?

END OF THE WEEK.

REALLY? 2 DAYS? YEAH.

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

PRETTY CONFIDENT.

SO, YOU THINK YOU'LL GET THE JOB?

OH, I DON'T THINK, ERIC, I KNOW.

OK, RACHAEL, WORST CASE SCENARIO--

YOU DON'T GET THE JOB. WHAT THEN?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DR. DANIELS?

IT'S MINE.

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO COME WITH SOME INFORMED IDEA

OF WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, BUT I'LL BE HONEST.

I CAME HERE TODAY TO TELL YOU

THAT I'M NOT COMING BACK NEXT WEEK.

DON'T WORRY, THOUGH, 'CAUSE I HAVE EVERY INTENTION

OF PAYING FOR YOUR TIME THIS MORNING.

HOWEVER, I FEEL THAT THE PROBLEM

WE HAVE CONNECTING HERE LIES MOSTLY WITH YOU.

LOOK, THIS IS A SMALL TOWN,

AND MY GUESS IS YOU KNOW MOST EVERYONE HERE.

YOU WERE BORN HERE, RIGHT?

IT MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTING TO SEE ALL THESE COLLEGE KIDS

COME IN AND OUT OF YOUR TOWN,

EVERY YEAR MOVING ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER OPPORTUNITIES,

WHILE YOU JUST STAY HERE, YEAR AFTER YEAR,

JUST GETTING OLDER AND OLDER,

ALL WHILE TAKING CARE OF YOUR DEAR OLD MOM.

AND ON TOP OF THIS, YOU'RE DIVORCED?

I MEAN, GOD, THE FEMALE POPULATION OF THIS TOWN,

ASIDE FROM THE SEXY LITTLE COLLEGE GIRLS RUNNING AROUND,

MUST BE PRETTY WEAK.

THIS ALONE WOULD CRIPPLE ANY MAN.

YOUR LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION MUST BE THROUGH THE ROOF.

A DEAD-END JOB WITH NO LOVE LIFE?

I MEAN, ALL WHILE TAKING CARE OF YOUR SICK MOM.

JUST THE OTHER DAY, I NOTICED YOU WERE JUDGING ME.

IS THAT FAIR? I MEAN, REALLY, IS THAT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

YOUR LIFE IS VERY SIMILAR TO ED GEIN'S.

ED GEIN?

YES, ED GEIN.

VERY FAMOUS SERIAL KILLER.

A BACHELOR, RAISED BY HIS DOMINEERING MOTHER,

UNTIL SHE DIED WHEN HE WAS ROUGHLY YOUR AGE.

GOD, HE WENT NUTS. HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE LOSS.

I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN TO YOU WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER?

OK, RACHAEL, THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME, AND I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WE'RE JUST IN THE PROCESS

OF GETTING TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

ALL RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT THESE SESSIONS ARE--

A PROCESS--SO DON'T GO JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.

OH, NO, I'M NOT JUMPING TO ANY CONCLUSIONS HERE.

IF YOU JUST OPENED UP YOUR EYES,

YOU'D SEE I'M ALREADY THERE.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, DOCTOR.

LET'S TALK ABOUT TED BUNDY FOR A MINUTE, SHALL WE?

WHAT KIND OF A KILLER WAS HE?

HOW WAS HE PERCEIVED?

MR. LAWSON WISHES TO PARTICIPATE.

PLEASE. LET'S HEAR IT.

HE WAS PERCEIVED AS A VERY ORGANIZED KILLER.

VERY CALCULATED.

[SCOFFS]

YOU DON'T AGREE, MS. NEWMAN?

YES AND NO.

COME ON. THIS GUY PLANNED

EACH AND EVERY DETAIL IN ADVANCE.

HE CHOSE THE VICTIMS WITH EXTREME ACCURACY,

HE STALKED THEM METICULOUSLY,

AND WAITED FOR THE ABSOLUTE PRECISE MOMENT

TO ATTACK.

ALL WHILE MAINTAINING AN AIR OF PATIENCE

NOT EVEN THE FBI'S GREATEST COULD PENETRATE.

NO OFFENSE, SIR.

NONE TAKEN.

OH, BUT I STILL DON'T AGREE.

ON TOP OF THAT, HE PICKED ALL HIS DUMPING SITES

AHEAD OF TIME WITH THE UTMOST CAUTION.

HE WAS UNQUESTIONABLY AN ORGANIZED KILLER--

PREMEDITATED WITH A CAPITAL "P".

CAPITAL "P"?

"P." IT'S A LETTER IN THE ALPHABET.

[CLASS LAUGHS]

BETWEEN THE "O" AND THE "Q."

[LAUGHING]

HUH.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, MS. NEWMAN?

HE STARTED OUT ORGANIZED,

BUT SPIRALLED DOWNWARD LATE IN HIS SO-CALLED CAREER.

HE BEGAN TO KEEP BODIES FOR DAYS,

METICULOUSLY WASHING THEIR HAIR

AND EVEN APPLYING MAKEUP BEFORE DISPOSING OF THEM.

AND HE LITTERED THEIR DUMPING SITES

WITH EVIDENCE, "USING THE UTMOST CAUTION."

HOWEVER, HIS LAST VICTIM, AND HIS YOUNGEST GIRL EVER,

FELL OUT OF HIS TYPICAL VICTIM SELECTION.

SHE WAS CHOSEN OUT OF SHEER AVAILABILITY,

THE SHEER NEED TO KILL.

HE WAS BOTH-- AN ORGANIZED KILLER

AND OFF-THE-CHARTS LUNATIC.

OH, WITH A CAPITAL "L".

[CLASS LAUGHS]

Starkman: YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE WAS BOTH. VERY IMPRESSIVE, MS. NEWMAN.

NOW, PROFESSOR STARKMAN, HOW WOULD YOU CLASSIFY A KILLER

WHOSE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

WAS ACTUALLY CALCULATED INTO THEIR GRAND SCHEME?

THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING HYPOTHESIS, MS. NEWMAN.

UNFORTUNATELY, IN THIS CLASS, WE STICK TO THE FACTS.

AND THERE'S NO KNOWN CASE STUDY OF THAT NATURE.

Rachael: KEITH'S LITTLE DISPLAY OF BRAINPOWER

IN CLASS TODAY WAS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

I MEAN, IT'S THE DAY BEFORE STARKMAN ANNOUNCES

HIS NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT.

THIS COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

I WASN'T ABOUT TO WATCH YEARS OF HARD WORK

GO DOWN THE DRAIN.

IT WAS TIME TO PICK KEITH'S BRAIN.

YOU KNOW THAT WARM FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU REALIZE

THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOU?

IT ALMOST MAKES ME FEEL NORMAL.

I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME, I THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING NOTES,

BUT, NO, LOOK AT HIS WORK.

HIS SKETCHES-- THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

THIS MAY BE A WASTE OF A RARE MIND...

BUT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO WHAT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO.

[SCREAM ECHOES]

TAKE CARE.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

HI, PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

HEY.

MS. BROWN. HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD. GOOD.

SO, THE BIG DAY IS TOMORROW, RIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

FOR THE T.A. POSITION.

YOU'RE ANNOUNCING IT TOMORROW, RIGHT?

YES, OF COURSE.

AT NOON, IN MY CLASSROOM.

[LAUGHS] I CAN'T WAIT.

I THINK MY CHANCES ARE MUCH BETTER THIS YEAR

THAN THEY WERE LAST.

MMM, I WOULD THINK SO.

IT'S A VERY TIGHT RACE THIS YEAR.

MM-HMM.

SO, WERE YOU LOOKING FOR CASSANDRA?

UH--

BECAUSE, I MEAN, SHE WASN'T IN CLASS.

SHE PROBABLY LEFT FOR SPRING BREAK QUITE EARLY.

WELL, ACTUALLY, UM...

THE, UM...

IT'S CASSANDRA, ISN'T IT?

SHE GOT THE POSITION!

WELL, GOOD FOR HER,

BUT, LOOK, I CAN'T SAY I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.

BUT, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE THEY SAY,

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU

ONLY MAKES YOU STRONGER, RIGHT?

[CHUCKLES] HMM.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.

[FLIPS LIGHT SWITCH]

[GASPS]

[CRUMPLES NOTE]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

HI, IT'S CASSANDRA.

I CAN'T GET TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,

SO LEAVE A QUICKIE, AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

BYE. [BEEP]

[LINE BEEPING]

[RING]

HELLO.

ERIC, FOR GOD'S SAKES, SHE'S DEAD.

UH, WHO IS?

SHE IS.

THE "SHE" WHOSE NAME WE AGREED NOT TO SAY ALOUD.

MY PATIENT? DEAD? HOW?

SHE HUNG HERSELF.

YOU DIDN'T SAY SHE WAS SUICIDAL.

WELL, SHE HAD SUICIDAL TENDENCIES,

BUT I WAS MORE CONCERNED WITH THE SOCIOPATHIC

HOMICIDAL PATTERNS THAT WERE EMERGING.

SPARE ME YOUR PYSCHOBABBLE BULLSHIT!

THIS GIRL...

SHE MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE FORWARD,

BUT SHE WASN'T CRAZY.

OK, I'M SORRY YOU DISAGREE, BOBBY,

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT I SAW.

THIS GIRL WAS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE.

LISTEN, ERIC, I SPENT A LOT OF TIME WITH THIS GIRL,

AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,

I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU ON THIS ONE.

THERE ARE TONS OF KIDS IN YOUR CLASSES.

HOW COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW HER

AS WELL AS YOU THINK YOU DID?

WE'RE BOUND BY THE GUIDELINES

OF DOCTOR-PATIENT PRIVILEGE, RIGHT?

OH, SHIT.

YOU DIDN'T, BOB.

YOU WEREN'T SLEEPING WITH HER?

HELL, NO WONDER SHE WAS OBSESSING OVER YOU.

BOBBY, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO DIANE?

NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS.

FINE. FINE. WHY'D YOU CALL ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?

'CAUSE YOU'RE MY FUCKING SHRINK!

I'M SORRY, ERIC.

I JUST NEEDED SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

I LOVED HER.

[SIGHS]

ERIC, CAN YOU GET ME SOME VALIUM?

YEAH. YEAH, I'LL CALL IT IN TO THE PHARMACY.

COULD I GIVE YOU SOME ADVICE?

[HANGS UP]

HELLO?

[DIAL TONE]

Rachael: SO HERE WE ARE... THE BIG DAY.

IN MOMENTS, I WILL BE CROWNED STARKMAN'S NEW T.A.

AND BE ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE FBI.

OH, IT'S TOO BAD BRIAN, CASS, AND KEITH

COULDN'T BE HERE TO WATCH ME,

BUT WHEREVER THEY ARE, I'M SURE THEY'LL REALIZE

THEY DID NOT GIVE UP THEIR LIVES IN VAIN.

I WILL MAKE THEM PROUD.

GUYS, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

PROFESSOR STARKMAN TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

THAT UNFORTUNATELY HE'S DECIDED

THAT HIS SABBATICAL

WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY SCHEDULED FOR NEXT YEAR

IS NOW EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

IN OTHER WORDS,

THERE WILL BE NO T.A. POSITION FOR NEXT SEMESTER.

SORRY.

HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK.

[WOMAN SINGING]

* THIS IS AN OBSESSION

* A KIND OF AGGRESSION WITH HIMSELF *

* IT'S THE WAY HE'LL ALWAYS BE *

[THUNDER]

* HE LOVES TO REBEL

* TO GO AGAINST HIS 10 COMMANDMENTS *

* FOR HIM, THAT'S JUST BEING FREE *

* AND OVER THERE

* STANDS MY ANGRY ANGEL

* AND HE'S SHAKING HIS HEAD *

* IN DISGRACE WITH ME

* OVER THERE

* STANDS MY ANGRY ANGEL

* AND HE'S FROWNING LIKE HELL *

* BUT I'M NOT FEELING GUILTY *

* WELL, I, I, I

[SONG FADES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

RACHAEL.

OOH. WHY...

[GROANS]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU GONE HOME?

OH, I'M JUST GOING TO HANG AROUND HERE

DURING THE BREAK, PROFESSOR.

WHY?

DON'T YOU HAVE FAMILY

THAT'S WAITING AT HOME FOR YOU?

NO. NO, ACTUALLY,

THEY'RE GOING TO COME VISIT ME HERE.

ARE YOU OK, PROFESSOR?

I MEAN, I HEARD ABOUT THE CHANGE IN PLANS.

[SIGHS]

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE HERE?

IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE EVER THINK ABOUT?

THAT GODDAMN TEACHING ASSISTANT JOB?

QUANTICO. DON'T YOU KIDS GET IT?

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT IMPORTANT.

WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

I HAVE A SCHEDULE, A PLAN, A DREAM! I NEED IT!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA GET IT?

OTHER STUDENTS HAVE APPLIED, TOO, YOU KNOW--

SOME MORE QUALIFIED THAN YOU.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I BELIEVE I AM

THE MOST QUALIFIED FOR THIS POSITION.

NAME SOMEONE

WHO'S MORE DEDICATED OR INTELLIGENT

THAT HAS MORE EXPERIENCE THAN ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN MORE EXPERIENCE?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GO ON HOME.

WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHH. JUST RELAX, BOBBY.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

AND THE DRESS...

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

BOBBY, WHAT'S WRONG?

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

THAT NECKLACE...

AND CASSANDRA'S DRESS.

IT WAS A PRESENT. BOBBY, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

YOU GAVE IT TO ME.

STOP IT.

LISTEN...

I SAID GO HOME.

I MEAN IT.

LOOK, I HAVE A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU FOR A LONG TIME NOW, BOBBY.

LONGER THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMETHING TO HAPPEN BETWEEN US,

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.

WHAT?

PLEASE DON'T BE UPSET, BOBBY.

STOP CALLING ME BOBBY.

OK, I'M A LITTLE CONFUSED.

YOU'RE CONFUSED? HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

RACHAEL...MS. NEWMAN...

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

OH, IT IS?

BUT IT WAS OK FOR YOU AND CASSANDRA?

HOW DID--I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

PLEASE LEAVE.

GOD, I'VE ALWAYS LOVED YOU.

EVER SINCE I FIRST SAW YOU.

BEFORE DIANE EVER LOVED YOU,

BEFORE CASSANDRA EVER LOVED YOU,

BEFORE CLARA EVEN EVER LOVED YOU,

IT WAS ALWAYS ME.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT CLARA?

THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO.

I WAS THERE, BOBBY.

CLARA WAS BABY-SITTING ME THAT NIGHT.

Clara! He's here! Do something!

I WAS IN BATEMAN'S APARTMENT.

CLARA USED TO BABY-SIT ME ALL THE TIME.

SHE WOULD TELL ME

ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER.

SHE'D SHOW ME PICTURES OF YOU.

YOU WERE MY FIRST CRUSH.

YOU WERE IN PATRICK BATEMAN'S APARTMENT

THE NIGHT HE KILLED CLARA?

YEAH.

AND I KNOW YOU QUIT THE FBI

BECAUSE OF WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

I THINK YOU BLAME YOURSELF FOR HER DEATH.

Clara: BOBBY, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...

YOU WANT TO PLAY?

UH-HUH. WE'LL PLAY.

BUT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO LOOKED THROUGH YOUR STUFF

AND FOUND THE FILE ON BATEMAN.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO TRACKED HIM DOWN,

AND SHE WENT TO HIS APARTMENT THAT NIGHT

AND DRAGGED ME ALONG.

RICH AND GOOD-LOOKING.

REMIND ME WHY WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN?

YOU SHOULDN'T BLAME YOURSELF.

SHE WAS GOING OVER THERE TO CHEAT ON YOU.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

DID YOU KNOW SHE WAS A SLUT?

SHUT UP! IT'S THE TRUTH!

OK? SHE GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED.

AND SO DID CASSANDRA.

YOU KNOW, SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT

YOU DIDN'T LOVE HER ENOUGH.

IT'S MY TURN NOW.

I'VE WAITED FOR THIS FOR OVER 6 YEARS.

I WON'T LET ANYONE GET IN MY WAY.

NOT EVEN DIANE AND YOUR BABY GIRL.

DON'T YOU THREATEN MY FAMILY.

OH, SO NOW YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

YOU JUST CAN'T HOLD

A RELATIONSHIP TOGETHER, CAN YOU?

PLEASE.

YOU THINK YOU'RE THE CATCH OF A LIFETIME.

OLD MAN,

YOU'RE JUST THE OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME.

STOP.

AFTER YOU CAN'T BREAK ANY MORE HEARTS,

YOU'LL STILL JUST BREAK ONE MORE--

YOUR BABY DAUGHTER'S.

PLEASE, NO MORE.

[THUNDER]

[BLOWS]

[THUD]

GOOD-BYE, BOBBY.

* THE SUN IS SHINING

* WE SHOULD BE MAKING HAY

HOPE YOU HAD A SAFE TRIP.

* DEAD FROM THE WAIST DOWN *

* LIKE IN CALIFORN-I-AY

HEY, NICE MOP.

* VICTORY IS EMPTY

* THERE ARE LESSONS IN DEFEAT *

SWEET DREAMS.

* BUT WE'RE DEAD FROM THE WAIST DOWN *

* WE ARE SLEEPING ON OUR FEET *

* WE STOLE THE SONGS FROM BIRDS IN TREES *

* BOUGHT US TIME ON EASY STREET *

* NOW IT'S PAST, AND IT'S NOT ME *

[SCREECHING]

HEY!

HEY! HEY, STOP!

[SCREECH]

YEAH, THAT'S IT! YEAH, BRING IT BACK!

YEAH, YEAH, BRING IT-- BACK IT UP. THAT'S IT.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT. BRING IT IN HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DRIVE AROUND HERE LIKE GODDAMN MANIACS.

THAT'S GOOD. PERFECT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I SURE DO HOPE YOU'VE GOT--

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

HOLY SHIT.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

OH, THAT? THAT'S PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

HE'S A LITTLE OUT OF IT TONIGHT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

UNH!

[DIALING]

[RING]

YOU'VE REACHED ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL

AND SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ERIC.

I FELT BAD ABOUT THE OTHER DAY.

I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU AND SAY I WAS SORRY,

AND I HOPE YOU GOT THAT PRESCRIPTION FILLED OK.

SO CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. BYE.

HUH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Mary: GOOD AFTERNOON, DR. DANIELS' OFFICE.

MARY, IF THAT'S BOBBY STARKMAN,

I'LL TAKE IT IN HERE.

HE CAN TAKE YOU AT 3:00. ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.

IT WAS FOR AN APPOINTMENT, NOT THE PROFESSOR.

OK.

I PUT HER IN AT 3:00.

THAT REALLY INTENSE GIRL, RACHAEL NEWMAN.

SHE WANTED TO COME IN TODAY.

WHAT?

RACHAEL NEWMAN? ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH. ERIC, ARE YOU OK?

I CAN RESCHEDULE HER IF YOU WANT.

I'M, UH...

NO, I'M--I'M FINE. I'M FINE.

I JUST--IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY, I GUESS.

OK. LET ME KNOW IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

SURE.

BYE.

BYE, MARY.

[SIGHS]

[DIALING]

[RING]

YOU'RE REACHED ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL

AND SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

YEAH, BOBBY, IT'S ERIC AGAIN.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.

I'M REALLY CONFUSED ABOUT SOMETHING.

IF YOU DON'T REACH ME BY 3:00,

I'LL DROP BY YOUR OFFICE BETWEEN 4:00, 4:30,

SOMETHING LIKE THAT. OK, BYE.

[SIGHS]

* WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

* I'D GET YOU UNDRESSED

* BUT I'LL TAKE YOU IN

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

* AND MAKE YOU MY SIN

* DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES

* OR YOU'LL FEED ALL MY LIES *

HI, HONEY.

MOM!

DAD!

WE MADE IT.

HI, PRINCESS.

AREN'T YOU GONNA INVITE US IN?

JEEZ, I'M SORRY. YES, PLEASE, COME IN.

WOW. HI. HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

OH, WE'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS FOR MONTHS.

SWEET JESUS, IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEBODY DIED IN HERE.

YEAH, THE TOILET'S CLOGGED UP,

AND THE MAINTENANCE

IS NOT REALLY UP AND RUNNING,

SO THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO.

OH, WELL, THAT'S WRETCHED.

YEAH.

OH, SWEETHEART, YOU ARE SUCH A CLOTHESHORSE.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH YOU?

DON'T OPEN THE CLOSET, MOM!

YOUR PRESENT'S IN THERE.

OHH, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.

LOOK AT ME, ALWAYS ALMOST SPOILING THE SURPRISE.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT? I'M HUNGRY.

OH, GOOD. I MADE RESERVATIONS AT A RESTAURANT FOR 5:30.

YOU SEE, I'M GOING OUT OF TOWN

WITH A FRIEND OF MINE LATER TONIGHT, SO...

WELL, IS THIS RESTAURANT REASONABLY PRICED?

YES.

IS THERE AN EARLY BIRD SPECIAL?

[SWATS FLY]

I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD. WHAT'S IT CALLED?

CHEZ GERARDS.

IS THAT ITALIAN?

YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER CANNOT DIGEST ITALIAN FOOD.

IT'S TOO SPICY.

MOTHER, IT'S FRENCH.

FRENCH.

OH, HOW SOPHISTICATED.

I GOTTA FINISH PACKING

AND FINISH WRITING SOME TERM PAPERS,

SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO BACK TO THE MOTEL,

AND WE'LL MEET BACK AT THE RESTAURANT,

SAY, 5:30?

[SIGHS] SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

I GOTTA USE THE HEAD.

YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GET MAINTENANCE UP HERE.

DADDY, I CALLED.

NOW, HOW WILL WE EVER FIND THIS PLACE?

NO, WE'LL BE BACK AT 5:15 TO PICK YOU UP.

OK, MOM. ALL RIGHT.

BYE, PRINCESS.

BYE. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

LOVE YOU, TOO. BYE-BYE.

[SIGHS]

[TICKING]

[DIALING, RINGS]

YOU'VE REACHED ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL AND SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

Daniels: HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ERIC.

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES,

BUT SHE--THE "SHE" WHO HUNG HERSELF--

SHE MADE AN APPOINTMENT TO SEE ME TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW IF THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE,

BUT SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS, ALL RIGHT?

[DIALING]

Woman: ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

THE DANIELS WILL SOON BE CALLING BACK YOU.

[BEEP]

MOM, YOU REALLY GOT TO CHANGE THAT MESSAGE.

ANYWAY, I'LL COME BY AROUND 5:30,

PICK YOU UP FOR OUR BIG DATE,

AND I'LL MAKE SURE TO GET YOU BACK IN TIME

FOR MURDER, SHE WROTE.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

[SIGHS]

[PIANO PLAYING]

BON APPÉTIT.

MERCI.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM.

OHH...IT'S GORGEOUS.

OH, THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

I HAVE EVER RECEIVED IN MY LIFE.

HOWEVER DID YOU AFFORD IT?

IT'S STAINLESS STEEL.

IT'S SILVER, YOU OLD LUMP.

STAINLESS STEEL.

SILVER HAS THAT...

YOU KNOW, DISTINGUISHED LOOK ABOUT IT.

AHEM. ANYWAY...

AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE,

I SAID TO LEORA

SHE OUGHT TO HAVE IT LOOKED AT IMMEDIATELY.

SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?

SHE WAITS AN ENTIRE MONTH BEFORE SHE SEES THE DOCTOR.

AND THEN WHEN SHE FINALLY DOES SEE HIM,

HE ORDERS A BIOPSY, AND IT COMES BACK POSITIVE.

WELL, COULD YOU JUST DIE?

I MEAN, IF SHE HAD ONLY TAKEN MY ADVICE,

SHE COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS ENTIRE MESS.

I KNOW WE'RE GOING TO EAT DINNER

AT SOME POINT IN TIME.

THE QUESTION IS WHEN.

EXCUSE ME. I'M GONNA GO USE THE RESTROOM.

Mother: DON'T FORGET TO WASH YOUR HANDS.

NOW, WHERE'S MY STEAK KNIFE?

Rachael: MY MOTHER DRIVES ME CRAZY.

NOW, I KNOW THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CLICHÉ,

BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY ENVISION

CARVING INTO THEIR MOTHER'S NECK

AND YANKING OUT HER VOCAL CORDS?

OR MAYBE RIPPING HER TONGUE OUT

AND SERVING IT TO HER AS AN EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

BON SOIR.

BON SOIR. DANIELS, TABLE FOR 2, PLEASE.

GREAT. I'VE GOT A TABLE RIGHT HERE FOR YOU.

THANKS. AFTER YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU SIT ON THE OTHER SIDE?

GET A VIEW OF THE WHOLE THING?

OH, EXCUSEZ-MOI, GARÇON.

COULD I HAVE AN AUTR STEAK KNIFE,

S'IL VOUS PLAÃœT?

OH. OF COURSE.

VOILÀ, MADAME. MERCI.

WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE CLOSER TO THE WINDOW?

OH, THAT WOULD BE VERY NICE, DEAR.

OK, I'LL ASK. ALL RIGHT.

GOOD EVENING.

GOOD EVENING. I WAS WONDERING

IF IT WAS POSSIBLE

TO GET A TABLE A LITTLE CLOSER

TO THE WINDOW

IN THAT SECTION OVER THERE?

OH, THAT SECTION'S CLOSED FOR SPRING BREAK.

SORRY.

UM...NO PROBLEM.

I UNDERSTAND. THIS TABLE IS FINE.

GOOD. SO CAN I GET YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH, I'LL HAVE A WHISKEY SOUR. MOM?

I'LL NEED SOME WATER, SO I CAN TAKE MY PILLS.

YEAH?

AS I STARE AT MYSELF IN THE MIRROR,

I REALIZE THAT I CAN'T LET MY MOTHER GET THE BEST OF ME.

I'M ROBERT STARKMAN'S NEXT T.A.,

AND THAT IS WHERE I'M GOING TO FOCUS MY ENERGIES.

I SHOULD SET UP A MEETING WITH BOBBY

WHEN I GET BACK TO THE DORM.

MAYBE WE CAN BRAINSTORM AT HIS CABIN TONIGHT.

I'LL MAKE HIM MY SPECIAL EGGS.

THANKS.

SORRY.

READY TO ORDER?

MAYBE YOU'D GIVE US A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME?

OH, SURE. OF COURSE.

I'LL BE JUST OVER THERE. TAKE YOUR TIME.

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHS] CHEERS.

CHEERS, MY DEAR. CHEERS.

OH, MY GOD.

AHH.

HELLO, DR. DANIELS.

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

[GASPS]

AND THIS MUST BE YOUR MOTHER.

WHY, HELLO, MRS. DANIELS. HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS EVENING?

I'M FINE, DEAR.

OH, MY GOD. I JUST LOVE THAT HAT.

I WOULD KILL FOR A HAT LIKE THAT.

IT IS JUST SO CUTE!

HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO BE GETTING BACK TO MY TABLE,

BUT IT WAS GREAT MEETING YOU.

VERY NICE MEETING YOU, TOO, SWEETHEART.

HMM.

SEE YOU LATER, ERIC.

WHO WAS THAT PRETTY GIRL? A NEW GIRLFRIEND, I HOPE.

UH, NO.

SHE'S A PATIENT.

OH.

Daniels: A VERY SICK PATIENT.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SEC?

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

BE RIGHT BACK. YES.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER.

I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S,

AND, MS. NEWMAN,

COULD I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT?

SURE. MOM, DAD, I'LL BE JUST A MINUTE.

EXCUSE ME.

SHIT, I'M EATING.

DIDN'T HE JUST CALL HER A DIFFERENT NAME?

ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

FIRST OF ALL, YOU INSULT ME,

THEN YOU THREATEN MY MOTHER.

YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN,

THEN I HEAR THAT YOU'VE HUNG YOURSELF,

AND NOW YOU ACT

AS IF NONE OF THIS EVER HAPPENED.

SO WHAT IS GOING ON?

WAIT. YOU HEARD I HUNG MYSELF?

YES.

ERIC, WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?

LET'S JUST SAY A MUTUAL FRIEND TOLD ME

THAT HE FOUND YOU HANGING--DEAD.

WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?

HE NEVER FOUND ME.

HE FOUND HER.

HER WHO?

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M HERE WITH HER.

I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU LATER. GOOD-BYE.

AHEM.

HONEY, WHY DID HE CALL YOU MS. NEWMAN?

I DON'T KNOW, MOM. CAN WE JUST EAT, PLEASE?

I HAVE TO GO HOME AND PACK.

OH, HONEY, CAN'T YOU CANCEL?

I MEAN, WE NEVER GET A CHANCE TO SEE YOU.

LOOK, MOM, I WISH I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.

I MEAN, THEY'RE VERY SPECIAL PLANS.

A BOY?

YES, IT'S A BOY.

OH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?

BOBBY STARKMAN.

BOBBY?

[NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

HEY, JIM.

HEY, DR. DANIELS. CAN I OFFER YOU A CUP

OF THIS APRICOT PEPPERMINT BLEND

I GOT FROM NEW YORK?

AH, THANKS, JIM.

LISTEN, I THINK WE MIGHT HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE.

IS HARV IN?

YEAH. HE'S IN BACK. THANKS.

HEY, IF IT AIN'T OLD SIGGY FREUD HIMSELF.

WHAT'S THE GOOD WORD, DOC?

NOT MUCH, HARVEY.

I WANT TO FILE A MISSING PERSONS REPORT

ON ROBERT STARKMAN.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

I WISH I WAS.

HIS WIFE DIANE CALLED NOT 20 MINUTES AGO

TRYING TO DO THE SAME THING.

APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP AT HIS IN-LAWS' UPSTATE

LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WISH I WAS. IT'S BEEN A CRAZY YEAR

FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, IT'S THE THIRD MPR WE'VE FILED THIS YEAR.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JIMMY?

THAT'S A RECORD AROUND THESE PARTS, DOC.

WHO ELSE WAS THERE?

WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

UH...

YEAH. GOT A BRAND NEW ONE HERE.

THIS WOMAN GERTIE FLECK, WORKED AT THE STUDENT SERVICES,

JUST UP AND DISAPPEARED.

AND OF COURSE, THE NEWMAN GIRL.

NEWMAN?

YEAH. ABOUT 7 MONTHS AGO.

STUDENT BY THE NAME OF RACHAEL NEWMAN DISAPPEARED.

THE FIRST DAY OF THE FALL SEMESTER ACTUALLY.

JIMMY AND I TOOTLED UP

ONTO THE CAMPUS THERE TO CHECK IT OUT

AND GUESS WHAT?

AFTERNOON. I'M SHERIFF WINSLOW,

AND THIS IS DEPUTY DUNCAN.

JUST LOOKING FOR A...

WELL, ARE YOU RACHAEL NEWMAN?

YEAH. WHY? WHAT'S WRONG?

WE'RE JUST CHECKING

ON A MISSING PERSON'S REPORT ON YOURSELF.

[CHUCKLING] YOU'RE NOT MISSING, ARE YOU?

NO. I'M OK.

SHE WAS THERE. COMPLETELY UNHARMED.

ARE YOU SURE I COULDN'T OFFER YOU A CUP OF TEA?

NO, THANKS, JIM.

I ACTUALLY KNOW THIS RACHAEL NEWMAN GIRL,

AND I GOTTA BE HONEST WITH YOU,

I DON'T TRUST HER ONE BIT.

ARE YOU TELLING ME THE PARENTS JUST DROPPED IT?

I NEVER SAID NOTHING ABOUT PARENTS THERE, DOC.

THE NEWMAN GIRL, SHE WAS AN ORPHAN.

THE REPORT WAS FILED BY SOME STUDENT FRIENDS OF HERS.

LIKE I SAID, IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WAS THE RIGHT GIRL?

THERE'S ONLY ONE RACHAEL NEWMAN REGISTERED

AT WEST WASHINGTON.

IT HAD TO BE HER.

CAN I CONVINCE YOU GUYS

JUST TO COME TO THE CAMPUS WITH ME

SO WE CAN JUST MAKE SURE EVERYTHING'S OK?

YEAH. YEAH, NO PROBLEM, DOC.

SHOULD I GET IN HERE?

YEAH. THAT'S FINE.

THANKS.

[LINE RINGING]

YOU'VE REACHED ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL AND SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ME.

I'M ALMOST DONE PACKING HERE,

SO I'LL BE THERE SOON.

I HOPE YOU'RE AS EXCITED AS I AM.

HEY, IF YOU NEED ME

TO PICK UP ANYTHING FROM THE STORE,

I'LL BE HERE FOR ANOTHER 5 MINUTES.

OTHERWISE, I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

I LOVE YOU. BYE.

[FLIES BUZZING]

GOD, YOU STINK.

NOW, HOW'D YOU GET OPEN?

YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO SNEAK OUT ON ME, NOW, WERE YOU?

I JUST BROUGHT YOU UP,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY CAUSING PROBLEMS.

OH!

[THUD]

DON'T FALL APART ON ME NOW, RACHE.

WOW. I LIKE YOUR ROOM.

AND ACTUALLY, I LIKE YOUR NAME, TOO.

RACHAEL.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T MIND

IF I BORROW IT FOR A BIT, DO YOU?

RIGHT. WELL, THIS IS A WILD GOOSE CHASE, I GUESS, JIMMY.

WELL, YOU HAVE A GOOD DAY, ALL RIGHT?

OK. YOU, TOO. THANK YOU, OFFICERS.

HEY, MOM. I KNOW I'VE BEEN OUT OF TOUCH,

BUT I GOT ACCEPTED TO WEST WASHINGTON.

I KNOW! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

IT'S SO SAD ABOUT YOUR PARENTS,

THE WHOLE CAR ACCIDENT THING AND ALL.

SO TRAGIC.

MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD GROWING UP AN ORPHAN.

BUT, GOTTA TELL YOU,

SURE GLAD YOU SHARED IT WITH ME.

[GRUNTING]

OH, BOBBY...

NOW, I TOLD YOU TO GET YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.

WE HAVE A LONG NIGHT AHEAD OF US.

[KISS]

UGH. YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

[SQUELCHING]

[REMOVES GLOVES]

Rachael: SO, I'M 2 CANS OF GAS

AND A BRICK AWAY FROM QUANTICO.

ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS DOT THE "Is" AND CROSS THE "Ts,"

AND I'M HOME FREE.

Daniels: LOOK OUT!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Harv: JESUS JUMPED UP AND BIT ME!

I THINK THAT WAS THE NEWMAN GIRL!

SHE'S ON THE MOVE, BOYS. HANG ON.

[SIREN]

NOT NOW, BOBBY.

JUST WAIT TILL WE GET TO THE CABIN.

I'LL MAKE YOU A FIRE.

I'LL HEAT YOU UP REAL GOOD.

[SIREN]

Jim: WELL, I THINK THIS QUALIFIES

AS BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT, DON'T YOU THINK, HARV?

OH, YEAH.

DOING 60...IN A 35!

YEAH, YEAH, JIMMY.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[TURNS MUSIC UP]

COMING UP ON OLD MILL BEND, BOYS.

HAVE TO SLOW DOWN FOR THE CURVE THERE.

THAT'S WHERE WE'LL TAKE HER.

OK, JUST TAKE IT EASY, HARV.

WE DON'T WANT ANYONE GETTING HURT.

IT'S ALL UNDER CONTROL, DOC.

THAT'S 275 BUCKS, MAN.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD PULL UP NEXT TO HER?

WELL, YEAH, FOR A BIT.

ALL RIGHT.

HANG ON, BOYS.

[YELLING]

JESUS! JESUS!

GOD DARN IT, HARV, CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. TAKE THE WHEEL, DOC.

AH, STUPID...

[GUNSHOTS]

SHE'S SLOWING DOWN, BOYS. THAT DID THE TRICK.

WHOA, DOC. YOU STAY HERE.

OK. JUST BE CAREFUL. SHE'S A LOOSE CANNON.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOB. RIGHT, JIMMY?

[OPENS DOOR]

[RATTLES DOOR] MA'AM?

MA'AM, YOU WANT TO OPEN THE DOORS?

[TIRES SQUEAL]

COME ON!

COME ON!

Daniels: COME ON, GUYS! DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SIREN]

Harv: OH, THIS DON'T LOOK GOOD.

[SIREN STOPS]

JESUS.

WHAT THE HELL?

OH, DON'T LET IT BE BOBBY.

CHRIST.

BOBBY.

HOW THE HELL?

STARKMAN.

WHERE THE HECK'S OUR LADY FRIEND?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Harv: OH, JESUS! GET OUT OF THE WAY!

MOVE!

OOF!

[CRASHING]

COME ON!

BOBBY.

[EXPLOSION]

[BOOM]

JESUS. BOBBY.

Reporter: A BIZARRE KILLING SPREE

FINALLY CAME TO AN END LAST NIGHT

WHEN 18-YEAR-OLD WEST WASHINGTON STUDENT

RACHAEL NEWMAN, NOW IDENTIFIED AS THE WEST...

RACHAEL NEWMAN'S KILLING SPREE

IS BELIEVED TO HAVE BEGUN

WEDNESDAY EVENING

WITH THE MURDER OF GERTRUDE FLECK...

THE BODY OF CASSANDRA BLAIR

WAS FOUND HANGING IN HER WEST WASHINGTON...

THE BODY OF BRIAN LEADS,

ELDEST SON OF WALTER LEADS...

WEST WASHINGTON STUDENT KEITH LAWSON

WAS FOUND STABBED TO DEATH...

THE BODIES OF A WEST WASHINGTON SECURITY GUARD

AND JANITOR WERE FOUND WITHIN HOURS OF EACH OTHER.

ONCE A TYPICAL ALL-AMERICAN GIRL,

RACHAEL'S NEWMAN'S DEATH LEAVES MANY QUESTIONS UNANSWERED.

THE MOST BURNING QUESTION OF ALL?

WHY?

Daniels: AS A CASE STUDY,

RACHAEL NEWMAN WAS AS RARE AS THEY COME.

SHE WAS MORE OBSESSED THAN DAHMER,

SHE WAS MORE CALCULATING THAN BUNDY,

AND CERTAINLY MORE FACELESS THAN BATEMAN.

IN A PERFECT WORLD,

SHE'D STILL BE ALIVE.

BUT FOR HER, IT ALL ENDED...

IN A BLAZE OF FIRE

IN WHICH SHE AND HER FINAL VICTIM,

A FRIEND OF MINE, ROBERT STARKMAN...

THEY BURNED TO DEATH.

I WISH I HAD A CHANCE TO STUDY HER MIND MORE,

BUT ALL WE ENDED UP WITH WERE DENTAL RECORDS.

ALL IN ALL, SHE KILLED 8 PEOPLE--

8 PEOPLE WHICH WE KNOW OF.

RACHAEL NEWMAN IS ONE IN A BILLION--

ONE IN A BILLION.

SHE'S IN A LEAGUE OF HER OWN,

BUT SHE WILL REMAIN A CONSTANT AND STRONG REMINDER

THAT PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE.

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME TO COME OUT.

THANK YOU FOR COMING, DOCTOR.

IT'S A PLEASURE. WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO?

LOUIS OKON.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU. A PLEASURE.

CAN I HAVE A DIFFERENT PEN?

HERE YOU GO. THANKS.

WHO SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO?

ELIZABETH. ELIZABETH.

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

McGUIRE.

YOUR WORK IS SO INSPIRING.

IT'S A HUGE HONOR TO MEET YOU.

IF YOU COULD BE ANYONE IN THE WORLD

BESIDES YOURSELF,

WHO WOULD THAT BE?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE,

PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S PRESENT T.A.

AND THE NEXT IN LINE TO GO TO QUANTICO.

YOU CAN'T BE.

WHAT, ERIC?

ONE IN A BILLION?

HELLO, DR. DANIELS. THANK YOU--

DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

WHO?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

YOU MEAN AGENT McGUIRE.

SHE'S THE FIRST QUANTICO STUDENT IN HISTORY

TO BE DRAFTED INTO THE BUREAU IN HER SOPHOMORE YEAR.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, DOCTOR?

Rachael: IT'S LIKE THEY SAY--

THE BRIGHTEST FUTURES ARE BASED ON FORGOTTEN PASTS.

IN THE END, I DID PUT DR. DANIELS

IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE TO TAKE, YOU KNOW?

HE GETS HIS NATIONAL BEST-SELLER,

WHICH IS EVER SO FLAWED.

I WONDER HOW HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT

KNOWING THAT I STILL WALK THE STREETS?

ME? I NEED FOR HIM TO KNOW.

I MEAN, WHAT'S THE POINT

OF PULLING OFF THE PERFECT SET OF MURDERS

TO REALIZE MY DREAM,

IF THERE ISN'T SOMEONE ALIVE WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT?

IT WOULD BE AS IF I'VE DONE NOTHING AT ALL.

* I REMEMBER HER

* THE GIRL WHO WOULDN'T DIE *

* SHE SAID IT WASN'T TRUE *

* I KNEW IT WAS A LIE

* PEOPLE ON THE STREET

* WOULD CRY OUT IF THEY KNEW *

* THE THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE *

* TO MAKE THE DREAM COME TRUE *

* WHEN SHE BLEW MY MIND AWAY *

* ALL THE FEELINGS WERE BETRAYED *

* HEAVEN WOULD SQUEEZE HER *

* HELL WOULD RELEASE HER

* INTO MY BRAIN

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* AND I SWEAR SHE LOOKED SURPRISED *

* WHEN I JOINED THE FREAK SHOW GUYS *

* UNDER THE BIG TOP

* I WAS A CYCLOPS

* WITH 2 EYES

* WHEN MORNING TURNED TO NIGHT *

* SHE SAID IT WAS A HOAX

* AND WHEN SHE CAME WITH ME *

* SHE SAID IT WAS A JOKE

* I STILL HEAR THE BEAT

* AND IT MAKES ME WANNA FLY *

* FOR I COULD NOT COMPLETE *

* THE GIRL WHO WOULDN'T DIE *

* IN A MILLION LITTLE YEARS *

* ALL THE WAITING TO BE HERE *

* HELL COULDN'T CRUSH ME

* HEAVEN WOULD BRUSH ME

* OUT OF THE TEAR

* I STILL SEE HER

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

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