All language subtitles for American Psycho 2 2002

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Rachael:
CLARA WAS MY BABY-SITTER.

I WAS ONLY 12 YEARS OLD--

NAIVE AND SOMEWHAT TRUSTING.

BUT ALL THAT
WAS ABOUT TO CHANGE.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME BABY-SITTERS
TAKE YOU TO THE MOVIES

OR ROLLERBLADING
IN THE PARK?

MINE BROUGHT ME ALONG
ON A DATE WITH A SERIAL KILLER.

PATRICK BATEMAN.

NOT MY IDEA
OF A ROMANTIC EVENING.

GOD, I MEAN, LOOK AT HER--

ALL DRUGGED UP
AND TIED TO A CHAIR.

[KNIFE SLICES DRESS STRAP]

I KNEW WE SHOULD HAVE
GONE TO THE MOVIES.

AT FIRST I WAS SCARED.

I WANTED TO GET OUT OF THERE
AS FAST AS I COULD.

BUT THEN,
SOMETHING CAME OVER ME.

AS SOON AS I WAS FREE,
I GOT REALLY PISSED.

I MEAN, HE WAS ABOUT TO MAKE
A REAL MESS OF MY BABY-SITTER.

SO I DID WHAT I BELIEVE
MANY OF YOU WOULD DO

IN SIMILAR CIRCUMSTANCES.

I TOOK MATTERS
INTO MY OWN HANDS,

AND IT CHANGED
MY LIFE FOREVER.

[MAN SCREAMS]

Woman: IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT IN THERE?

I THOUGHT I HEARD
A CRASH.

YES. EVERYTHING'S
FINE. THANKS.

Rachael:
THEY FOUND BATEMAN

AND HIS FINAL VICTIM
A FEW DAYS LATER.

THE FBI QUICKLY UNCOVERED
A PSYCHOPATH,

AND A FEW EXTRA
UNSOLVED MURDERS ON HIM,

AND HE BECAME
AN INSTANT CELEBRITY--

AN OVERNIGHT SENSATION.

I THINK THEY EVEN WROTE
A BOOK ABOUT HIM.

ONLY IN AMERICA.

AS FOR ME, I WAS NEVER
TIED TO THE SCENE.

AND RATHER THAN
SELF-DESTRUCT

OR SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE
ON SOME SHRINK'S COUCH,

I TOLD NO ONE
OF WHAT HAD HAPPENED.

I SILENTLY VOWED
TO DEVOTE MY LIFE

TO STOPPING
OTHER PSYCHO KILLERS.

I COULDN'T WAIT TO GROW UP.

[ELEVATOR BELL DINGING]

* DRESSING UP
IN POWDER WHITE *

Rachael: THE NEXT 6 YEARS
OF MY LIFE WERE A BLUR.

MY PARENTS WROTE ME OFF
EMOTIONALLY.

MY MOM BECAME
A RAGING ALCOHOLIC,

AND MY DAD WAS BUSY
FUCKING THE SECRETARY.

PRETTY CLICHÉ, HUH?

* SCARRED WITH THE GOODS

* GIVE HER THE FLAMES

* I DON'T WANNA
DROWN YOUR GUY *

* AND I DON'T WANNA...

SO, HERE I AM TODAY,
ATTENDING THE MOST RENOWNED

BEHAVIORAL STUDIES PROGRAM
IN THE NATION.

HERE THEY FOCUS
ON PROFILING--

THE ART, CRAFT, AND SCIENCE
OF TRACKING SERIAL KILLERS.

OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT MATTER
ITSELF ATTRACTS SOME WEIRDOES.

HEY, RACHE!

THEN AGAIN,
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME.

DORK.

THE PROBLEM IS,

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR GAMES.

I GOTTA FOCUS ON MY WORK.

COME ON, YOU CAN DO
BETTER THAN THAT.

THAT'S WHAT
YOUR MAMA SAID.

Rachael:
AND WHAT CAN I SAY?

STUDYING MURDER OFTEN
BRINGS OUT THE BEST IN PEOPLE.

THOUGHT YOU QUIT.

Rachael: GETTING INTO
WEST WASHINGTON WASN'T EASY.

I BUSTED MY ASS
IN HIGH SCHOOL

AND MAINTAINED A PERFECT
4.0 GRADE POINT AVERAGE.

ALL THIS SO I COULD STUDY

WITH THE BEST MIND
IN THE FIELD--

PROFESSOR ROBERT STARKMAN,

QUITE POSSIBLY THE MOST REVERED
HUNTER OF SERIAL KILLERS

THE FBI EVER PRODUCED.

AFTER SOLVING EVERY HIGH-PROFILE
CRIME EVER THROWN AT HIM,

HE SUDDENLY MADE
A STARTLING LIFE CHANGE

AND BECAME A TEACHER.

SOME SAY
IT WAS HIS LAST CASE--

THE MYSTERIOUS DEATH OF
SERIAL KILLER PATRICK BATEMAN.

GOOD MORNING.

Rachael: FUNNY
HOW LIFE WORKS, ISN'T IT?

GOOD MORNING.

Rachael:
STARKMAN NEVER DISCUSSES

THE BATEMAN CASE--
NEVER.

AND CONGRATULATIONS
ON GETTING THROUGH

THE FIRST HALF
OF THE SEMESTER...

ALIVE.

[LAUGHTER]

Starkman:
I HAVE HERE

THE OFFICIAL
APPLICATION FORM

FOR THE TEACHERS
ASSISTANT POSITION

FOR NEXT YEAR.

Rachael: THIS IS
MY GOLDEN TICKET TO QUANTICO,

THE FBI'S ELITE
TRAINING PROGRAM.

UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE ELSE
IS HERE FOR THE SAME REASON.

THEY ALL KNOW THAT
9 OUT OF STARKMAN'S

LAST 10 TEACHING ASSISTANTS
WERE ACCEPTED INTO THE FBI.

I'LL BE ANNOUNCING
MY NEW ASSISTANT

FOR NEXT YEAR
BY THE END OF THE WEEK,

JUST BEFORE WE HEAD OFF
FOR SPRING BREAK.

AND TALKING ABOUT
SPRING BREAK,

DON'T FORGET THE PARTY
AT THE DEAN'S MANSION,

WHERE YOU'LL HAVE
AN OPPORTUNITY

TO SAY GOOD-BYE
TO MS. McGUIRE,

WHO'S LEAVING US FOR
BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS.

Students: WHOO!

WELL, AFTER WEEKS
OF GRUELING,

IF NOT GRUESOME,
WORK,

LET'S HAVE SOME FUN,
SHALL WE?

TODAY, WE'LL BE LOOKING
AT THE UNIQUE ALIASES

THE FBI, THE PRESS,
AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC

HAVE NICKNAMED
SERIAL KILLERS, AND WHY.

Rachael: HIS PRESENT T.A.
IS ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

SHE'S ALREADY BEEN ACCEPTED
TO QUANTICO--EARLY ADMISSIONS.

I'M THE FRONT-RUNNER
TO REPLACE HER.

NOBODY COMES CLOSE
TO MY ROCK-SOLID G.P.A.

DR. H.H. HOLMES
WAS ONCE VILIFIED

IN A BIOGRAPHY
AS THE "ARCH FIEND."

Rachael: I'D LIKE TO SAY THAT
NONE OF THEM HAVE A CHANCE,

BUT GRADES AREN'T EVERYTHING.

AND I DO HAVE SOME COMPETITION.

CONTENDER NUMBER ONE--
BRIAN LEADS.

A G.P.A. AS LOW AS HIS WOULDN'T
NORMALLY POSE A THREAT,

BUT HIS FAMILY'S FORTUNE,
EASILY NUMBERING

IN THE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS,
CAN OPEN A LOT OF DOORS.

I MEAN, HOW DO YOU THINK
HE GOT INTO THIS SCHOOL?

CAN YOU SPELL "DONATION"?

HE CAN'T.

ALBERT FISH, A.K.A.
"THE MOON MANIAC,"

A.K.A. "THE WEREWOLF
OF WISTERIA."

Rachael: CONTENDER NUMBER 2--
CASSANDRA BLAIRE.

RUMOR HAS IT
THAT SHE AND STARKMAN

HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT SINCE
THE BEGINNING OF THE SEMESTER.

BUT MY GUESS? NO WAY.

I MEAN, HE'S OLD ENOUGH
TO BE HER GRANDFATHER.

NANNIE DOSS,
"BLACK WIDOW"

WHO MURDERED 4
OF HER HUSBANDS.

Rachael: CONTENDER NUMBER 3--
KEITH LAWSON.

HE POSES THE BIGGEST THREAT
OF THE 3.

HE AND I HAVE BEEN SPARRING
ALL YEAR IN THIS CLASS,

BUT I'VE YET TO LOSE
A SINGLE ROUND.

THE FACT IS, NONE OF THEM
HAVE A CHANCE.

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

OH, BOBBY.

* GOOD FOR NOTHIN'
WOMAN *

* RED LIPS, RED LEAVES FALL
ON MY KNEES LIKE AUTUMN *

* I MISS CIGARETTES EVERY
SINGLE DAY OF MY LIFE *

* WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE
TO ME *

* I CLOSE MY EYES
AND PRAY YOU SAY GOOD-BYE *

* DAMN

* SHE'S DAWNIN' ON ME

* SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

* SHE'S BEAUTIFUL

* AND I BET YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT LOVE MEANS *

* IT'S JUST
THAT YOU DO NOT LOVE ME *

Rachael: FILLING OUT
THE APPLICATION

IS A MERE FORMALITY.

COME FRIDAY,

I WILL BE PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S
NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT.

THE POSITION IS MINE.

I DESERVE IT,
AND I'M GOING TO GET IT.

YES, THERE MAY BE
A FEW MORE HOOPS

I HAVE TO JUMP THROUGH,

BUT I CAN HANDLE THEM.

BESIDES,
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION.

Brian: LISTEN, WHY DON'T
WE JUST START OVER HERE,

BECAUSE I HIGHLY SUGGEST
YOU RECONSIDER

YOUR POSITION ON THIS.

Gerty: I'M SORRY,
MR. LEADS.

I CAN'T MAKE
ANY EXCEPTIONS.

YOUR G.P.A. IS SIMPLY
NOT HIGH ENOUGH.

ARE YOU SAYING NO
TO ME?

I MEAN, DO YOU KNOW
WHO MY FATHER IS? DO YOU?

HA HA HA! MR. LEADS,
I'M WELL AWARE

OF YOUR FAMILY'S LEGACY.

HEED MY ADVICE--

A BIRD IN THE HAND
IS WORTH 2 IN THE BUSH.

THAT'S YOUR
FUCKING ADVICE?

LISTEN, I HAVE
SOME ADVICE FOR YOU--

GET READY TO TAKE
A VERY LONG VACATION!

GO WITH GOD,
DEAR HEART. NEXT!

CAN YOU BELIEVE
THIS SHIT?

WAIT TILL SHE SEES
MY G.P.A.

AFTER MY COUSIN HACKS
INTO THE MAINFRAME.

OH. HEY, DO YOU THINK
THEY GIVE THOSE THINGS OUT

FOR BITCH OF THE MONTH?
BECAUSE THAT HAG IN THERE

COULD BE
THE REIGNING CHAMPION!

SHE'S LUCKY I DON'T
BASH HER BRAINS IN.

Gerty: NEXT!

HI.I WAS TOLD
TO DROP OFF

MY TEACHING ASSISTANT
APPLICATION HERE

AFTER I'M DONE WITH IT.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE

EVERYTHING'S
IN ORDER HERE.

THANK YOU.

WAIT A SECOND.
WHAT'S THIS?

WHAT?

IT SAYS HERE THAT
YOU'RE A FRESHMAN.

YEAH, SO WHAT?

WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY
ALLOW FRESHMEN

OR SOPHOMORES
TO BECOME T.A.s.

YOU HAVE TO BE
A JUNIOR OR ABOVE.

WELL, THIS ISN'T
YOUR USUAL SITUATION.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN ALREADY
TOLD ME I COULD APPLY.

SHOULDN'T THIS DECISION BE
LEFT UP TO THE PROFESSOR,

NOT THE SCHOOL?

'FRAID NOT.

GONNA HAVE TO RUN
THIS ONE UP THE FLAGPOLE

AND SEE WHO SALUTES.
HA HA.

I'LL HAVE TO SPEAK
WITH YOUR TEACHER.

LOOK, I HAVE
A SCHEDULE TO KEEP.

IT'S ALL WORKED OUT.

WE DO THIS
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD, DEAR.

FRESHMEN CAN BE
EXTREMELY OVERWHELMED

BEING AT COLLEGE
AND AWAY FROM HOME

FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN THEIR LIVES.

HERE, TAKE THIS.

"BEAT COMMON FRESHMAN
FEARS IN 10 EASY STEPS."

SO MANY NEW EXPERIENCES.

IT'S SO EXCITING.

LOOK, THE ONLY
EXPERIENCE I WANT

IS TO BE
PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S

TEACHING ASSISTANT
NEXT SEMESTER.

'FRAID NOT. IT JUST
WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.

I'M SURE
PROFESSOR STARKMAN

WILL PUT IN
A GOOD WORD FOR YOU,

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW
I CAN MAKE ANY EXCEPTIONS

AT THIS POINT
WITHOUT SETTING

A DANGEROUS PRECEDENT
IN SCHOOL POLICY.

I'LL BE INFORMING
THE DEAN

OF THE SITUATION.

I'M SORRY, MS. NEWMAN.

YOU'LL JUST
HAVE TO WAIT.

[SIGHS]

Gerty:
HAVE A NICE DAY!

[DOOR SLAMS]

HMM.

[ENGINE STARTS]

RICKY MARTIN!

RICKY!

RICKY? COME TO MAMA!

RICKY!

RICKY MARTIN.

RICKY.

RICKY.

OH.

RICKY, YOU GOT
SOME 'SPLAINING TO DO.

RICKY?

[BEEPING]

[MEOWING]

* BAD THINGS

OH, THANK GOD!

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS
HAVE TO HAPPEN *

[CAT SCREECHES]

[GERTY SCREAMS]

* BAD THINGS

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS
HAVE TO HAPPEN *

* BAD THINGS

* DEAD THINGS

* SAD THINGS
HAVE TO HAPPEN *

[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

HEY, MS. NEWMAN.

WOW, BRIAN. ARE YOU
STALKING ME NOW?

NO, RACHE, LISTEN,

IF I WAS STALKING YOU,
YOU'D KNOW IT.

I MEAN, YOU WOULDN'T
KNOW IT. YOU KNOW?

LISTEN, I JUST THOUGHT
WE SHOULD GET TOGETHER

AND, YOU KNOW, DISCUSS
THE STATE OF THE UNION

AND JUST
LIFE IN GENERAL.

GET TO THE POINT,
BRIAN.

MY INSIDE SOURCE SAYS
HE'S NARROWED IT DOWN.

GUESS WHO'S STILL
IN THE RUNNING?

KEITH, CASSANDRA,
AND ME.

I MEAN, UNLESS
YOU FIND SOME WAY

TO RAISE YOUR G.P.A.
IN THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS.

WELL, THAT PROBLEM'S
ALREADY SOLVED.

SO, DO YOU WANT TO CATCH
A BITE TO EAT TOMORROW NIGHT,

MAYBE SOME DINNER,
AND DISCUSS IT?

WHAT'S TO DISCUSS?

IT'S NOT LIKE IT WAS EVER
BETWEEN ANYONE ELSE.

WE WERE ALWAYS
THE FRONT-RUNNERS.

WELL, WE COULD
GET TOGETHER

AND MAYBE FORM
AN ALLIANCE,

ELIMINATE
OUR COMPETITION.

HEH.

WELL, THAT SOUNDS
INTRIGUING,

BUT I HAVE A PAPER
TO WRITE.

A PAPER?
LISTEN, RACHAEL,

WE SHOULD GET TO KNOW
EACH OTHER BETTER.

IS IT JUST ME,
OR IS THERE

UNSPOKEN SEXUAL TENSION
BETWEEN US?

HMM.

YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD JUST
BRING IT TO THE SURFACE

AND STOP LYING
TO EACH OTHER.

ARE YOU ON CRACK?

I DON'T KNOW.

IT WAS WHITE,
IT WAS IN A PIPE...

SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I TOLD YOU I HAVE
A PAPER TO WRITE.

NO, NO, NO.

I'M NOT TAKING NO
FOR AN ANSWER

TWICE IN ONE DAY. LOOK,
YOU HAVE TO EAT, RIGHT?

I HAVE TO EAT,
WE BOTH HAVE TO EAT.

LET'S JUST EAT TOGETHER.
IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

I WAS JUST FUCKING AROUND
WITH THE SEXUAL TENSION STUFF.

I JUST THROW STUFF
OUT THERE.

I'M CRAZY, LIKE A VOLCANO
JUST WAITING TO ERUPT.

[LAUGHS] OK. OK.

FINE, FINE. JUST
PICK ME UP AT 8:00.

8:00?
LIKE--LIKE 8 P.M.?

YEAH.

LIKE BETWEEN
7:00 AND 9:00?

YEAH.

OK.
OK.

'CAUSE IT'S GREAT FOR ME.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU AT 8:00.

Rachael: WHATEVER.

MAYBE I'LL BE THERE 5 MINUTES
LATER, 'CAUSE, YOU KNOW...

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
FOR SPRING BREAK?

I'M JUST GONNA HANG AROUND
AND GET SOME WORK DONE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN,
HANG AROUND?

YOU MEAN,
LIKE STAY ON CAMPUS?

YEAH.

YOU'RE NOT GOING HOME?
WHY?

BECAUSE I HAVE WORK TO DO.

BESIDES, MY FAMILY'S
COMING TO VISIT.

IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY,

AND THEY WANT TO SEE
HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVES.

OK, THAT
SOUNDS TERRIBLE.

I KNOW.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

BOBBY'S TAKING ME
UP TO HIS CABIN

IN THE NORTHERN
CASCADE MOUNTAINS.

CASSANDRA...

PLEASE DON'T CALL HIM
BOBBY IN FRONT OF ME.

I'M SORRY.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN IS
TAKING ME UP TO HIS CABIN.

WHEN DO YOU GUYS LEAVE?

WELL, HE'S GOT
TO GO UPSTATE FIRST

TO MEET
DIANE AND LOUISA.

YOU MEAN HIS WIFE
AND HIS BABY DAUGHTER?

WHATEVER.
YES, THEM.

HE'S MEETING THEM
AT HIS IN-LAWS

FOR THE LONG WEEKEND.

GOD, YOU KNOW,
I CAN'T STAND

HOW MUCH OF HIS TIME
THEY TAKE UP.

CASS, THEY'RE HIS FAMILY.

WHATEVER.

LOOK, I'M LATE
FOR A STUDY SESSION.

I SHOULD JUST GO.

GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'RE ACTUALLY
GOING OUT WITH BRIAN.

I MEAN,
HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?

OK, SO THE OTHER DAY...

OUR EYES MET ACROSS
A CROWDED ROOM,

AND THERE WAS
THIS, UM, THIS SPARK.

IT WAS THE SIGN I'VE BEEN
WAITING FOR MY WHOLE LIFE.

IT WAS THEN
THAT I KNEW THAT...

WELL, THAT BRIAN
WAS MY SOULMATE.

OH, MY GOD.

I KNOW.

REALLY?

NO, NOT REALLY.

[PIANO PLAYING]

Brian: IT'S KIND OF GREAT
TO BE HERE TONIGHT WITH YOU.

MM-HMM.

HI.

HI. CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YES, PLEASE. I'LL HAVE
A KETEL ONE MARTINI,

STRAIGHT UP, VERY DRY.

VERY, VERY DRY.

AND THE LADY
WILL HAVE...

I'LL JUST HAVE A GLASS
OF HOUSE RED, PLEASE.

HOUSE RED.

GOOD. BE RIGHT BACK.

SO, YOU LOOK GREAT.
I MEAN...

THANKS.

YOUR HAIR IS SORT OF
DIFFERENT. LOOKS GOOD.

[LAUGHS] THANKS.

NO PROBLEM.

SO, YOU KNOW, IT'S GREAT THAT
WE FINALLY HAVE SOME US TIME.

YOU KNOW, JUST
YOU AND I HANGING OUT.

I AGREE.

YEAH.

LISTEN, RACHE,

BEFORE WE SORT OF
EMBARK ON OUR EVENING,

I HAVE A CONFESSION
TO MAKE.

GOD, BRIAN, CAN YOU WAIT
UNTIL WE GET OUR DRINKS

BEFORE YOU START MAKING
YOUR CONFESSIONS?

OH, YEAH, YEAH.
SURE, SURE.

THANKS.

[SIGHS]

OH, LOOK, OUR DRINKS.

[LAUGHS]
THANK YOU.

THERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.

IT'S MY FIRST DAY.

SO, READY TO ORDER?

CAN YOU JUST SORT OF
GIVE US A MINUTE HERE?

SURE. JUST...
TAKE YOUR TIME.

THANK YOU.

OK, SO WHAT WOULD
YOU LIKE TO CONFESS?

WELL, THIS IS
DIFFICULT FOR ME,

BECAUSE I REALLY WANT US
TO REMAIN FRIENDS AFTER I...

OR REGARDLESS OF
WHO STARKMAN PICKS

FOR THE TEACHING
ASSISTANT POSITION.

WOW, I'M TOUCHED,
BRIAN, I REALLY AM.

BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT I'M VERY DETERMINED
TO GET THE POSITION.

YOU KNOW, AFTER
THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

I'VE BEEN DOING A LITTLE
RESEARCH ON CASSANDRA BLAIR.

WHAT KIND OF RESEARCH?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT
IF SHE GETS THE POSITION,

THE DEAN'S OFFICE

IS GOING TO RECEIVE
AN ANONYMOUS LETTER

REGARDING HER AND
STARKMAN'S "RELATIONSHIP,"

ACCOMPANIED BY SOME VERY
REVEALING PHOTOGRAPHS.

HOW CHRISTIAN OF YOU.

THANKS.

OK, SO I GUESS THAT
NARROWS IT DOWN TO 3.

[INHALES] YEAH.

YOU KNOW WHO
MY FATHER IS, RIGHT?

YES, BRIAN, WE'RE ALL IN
AWE OF YOUR FAMILY'S MONEY.

YOU KNOW, YOU AND KEITH
ARE VERY SMART,

SO I'VE HAD TO GO
TO GREAT LENGTHS

TO ENSURE THAT
MY BRIGHT FUTURE IN THE FBI

GOES WITHOUT
A HITCH. HMM.

WHAT ARE YOU SMILING AT?

THIS.

THAT IS THE PRESS RELEASE

FOR THE NEW CARSON-LEADS
BEHAVIORAL SCIENCE BUILDING.

IT'S JUST ONE OF MY DAD'S
NEW PET PROJECTS.

SO...

I HAVE AN OFFER
YOU CAN'T REFUSE.

DROP OUT OF THE RACE
FOR THE T.A. POSITION,

AND I'LL ENSURE
THAT YOU HAVE 7 DIGITS

OF MY FAMILY'S
ETERNAL GRATITUDE.

BRIAN...

ARE YOU BRIBING ME NOW?

BRIBE? RACHAEL,
DID I SAY BRIBE?

JUST THINK OF IT AS
A BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY.

TRUST ME...

THE ALTERNATIVE
WOULDN'T BE TOO PLEASANT.

"I'LL LET YOU
BE IN MY DREAMS

IF I CAN BE IN YOURS."

WHAT?

IT'S A QUOTE. BOB DYLAN.
MAYBE YOU'VE HEARD OF HIM?

OH, YEAH.

YOU KNOW, BRIAN, YOU SHOULD
REALLY GET OUT MORE.

MAYBE I WILL.

THE NIGHT'S YOUNG.

THAT IT IS.

CHEERS.

* DO YOU WANT
TO SPEND THE NIGHT *

[GIGGLING] SHH!

NO! NOT
THAT ONE! SHH!

[TRUMPETING]
SHH!

* SHARING THE FEAR

* LIKE YOU SAID,
IT COME BACK DOWN *

POW! POW!

* WE'LL BE THE ONLY PEOPLE
LEFT DOWNTOWN *

* WHERE ARE YOU
GONNA MOVE *

WOW. THIS IS
LIKE...A ROOM.

* DON'T MESS AROUND

* DO YOU WANT
TO BE MY GIRL? *

* DO YOU WANT
TO BE MY FRIEND? *

* DO YOU WANT
TO START IT ALL *

* JUST TO SEE
HOW IT'LL END *

WE CAN STOP IF YOU WANT.

NO, NO. I JUST--
I JUST DON'T...

WHAT,
YOU DON'T HAVE ANY?

LISTEN, DON'T WORRY.

I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING
WHEN THE TIME COMES.

OH, THE OLD
"PULL OUT AND PRAY" TRICK.

GREAT.
A RENAISSANCE MAN.

WAIT A SEC, WAIT A SEC.

THE CONVENIENCE STORE
DOWN THE STREET.

I'LL JUST GO DOWN THERE.
IT'S RIGHT AROUND THE CORNER

IT'S REALLY CONVENIENT,
AND I'LL GET SOME.

I'LL GET TONS.

WAIT A MINUTE.
WHAT AM I SAYING?

MY ROOMMATE HAS GOT
TONS OF THEM.

DRAWERS FULL OF THEM.

IT'S LIKE
A PROPHYLACTIC FACTORY.

* THINK WE'RE THE ONLY
PEOPLE LEFT DOWNTOWN *

ARE WE DONE HERE?

NO. NO, WE'RE NOT DONE.

JUST WAIT HERE. I'M GONNA
WALK DOWN THE HALL

AND GET SOME FROM A FRIEND.

OH. OH, GREAT.

JUST MAKE YOURSELF
COMFORTABLE.

SURE. GREAT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

I'LL BE HERE.

[SIGHS] HA!

[CRUNCH]

JEEZ. A PISS SHEET.

JESUS.

WHAT THE FUCK?

[GASPING]

[GAGGING]

[GASPS]

[SIGHS]

RIBBED...
FOR HER PLEASURE.

Rachael:
YEP, I JUST KILLED BRIAN.

BUT YOU GOT TO LOOK
AT THE POSITIVE SIDE--

I'M KILLING
FOR A BETTER TOMORROW.

ONCE I GET INTO THE FBI,
I'LL BE IN A POSITION

TO STOP DOZENS,
MAYBE EVEN HUNDREDS

OF SERIAL KILLERS
EVERY YEAR.

OK, THINK ABOUT IT.

I'M KILLING THE FEW
TO SAVE THE MANY.

SORT OF LIKE ROBIN HOOD,
YOU KNOW?

GOD, I THINK I NEED
SOME PROFESSIONAL HELP.

Daniels:
SO, RACHAEL...

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO
A PSYCHIATRIST BEFORE?

NO. NO,
HOW DOES IT WORK?

IT WORKS LIKE THIS.

YOU WANT ANSWERS,
SO WE GET TOGETHER.

WE HAVE WEEKLY
CONVERSATIONS,

AND TOGETHER
WE ASK THE QUESTIONS

THAT WILL LEAD YOU
TO YOUR ANSWERS. RIGHT?

[LAUGHS] GOD, I COULD
TELL YOU ANYTHING,

AND YOU'D STILL NEVER
KNOW THE REAL ME.

SURE YOU COULD,
AND THAT'S YOUR CHOICE,

BUT WHY WOULD YOU
LIE TO ME?

BECAUSE I DON'T EXPOSE
MY ACHILLES HEEL TO ANYONE.

WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?

LOOK, ALL I'M SAYING IS,
I NEED TO BE ON WATCH.

IF I'M NOT LOOKING OUT
FOR NUMBER ONE, THEN WHO IS?

IT'S A DOG-EAT-DOG
WORLD OUT THERE,

AND MY FUTURE DEPENDS

ON NOT GETTING EATEN
BY THE OTHER DOGS.

I HAVE SCHEDULES, APPOINTMENTS,
GOALS, AND DREAMS

THAT ONLY I'LL BE
ABLE TO FULFILL.

NO ONE'S GONNA
DO THAT FOR ME.

WHO IS IT THAT YOU
THINK IS KEEPING YOU

FROM ACHIEVING
THESE GOALS?

OTHER PEOPLE.

WHAT PEOPLE?

ANYONE WHO GETS
IN MY WAY.

IF YOU COULD BE
ANYONE IN THE WORLD,

EXCEPT YOURSELF,

WHO WOULD THAT BE?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

ELIZABETH McGUIRE?
WHO'S SHE?

SHE'S PROFESSOR
STARKMAN'S PRESENT T.A.

AND THE NEXT IN LINE
TO GO TO QUANTICO.

AND QUANTICO IS?

MY GOAL. MY DESTINY.

I SEE.

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED
SOMETHING SO BAD

THAT YOU'D DO
ANYTHING TO GET IT?

SURE.

GO ON.

...AND THAT'S WHY I WENT
TO WEST WASHINGTON.

AND I'VE ALWAYS
KNOWN THAT, REALLY,

THERE WERE ONLY
3 OTHER PEOPLE

WHO COULD STEAL THE T.A.
POSITION AWAY FROM ME.

WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU
DON'T GET THE POSITION?

OH, I CAN'T EVEN
CONSIDER THAT.

NO, FAILURE'S NOT AN OPTION.
I WILL GET THE POSITION.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?

BECAUSE I AM.

WHY DON'T WE STOP THERE?

OK.

MY SECRETARY WILL GET
YOUR BILLING INFO

ON THE WAY OUT.

OK.

SO...SAME TIME
NEXT WEEK?

YOU BET.

OK.

[DIALING]

[RING]

STARKMAN.

HEY, BOBBY. IT'S ERIC.

HEY, ERIC.
WHAT'S UP?

HEY, LOOK, BOBBY, I JUST
HAD A FIRST-TIME SESSION

WITH ONE
OF YOUR STUDENTS.

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

AREN'T WE VIOLATING SOME SORT
OF PRIVACY CODE HERE?

YES AND NO.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

I WON'T TELL YOU
THE NAME

IF YOU PROMISE NOT
TO SAY IT OUT LOUD

ONCE YOU'VE
FIGURED IT OUT.

IS THAT A DEAL?

[CHUCKLES]
OK. FIRE AWAY.

RIGHT, UM...

I THINK I'VE IDENTIFIED
THIS PERSON

AS A TEXTBOOK SOCIOPATH.

THAT SEEMS TO BE
A PREREQUISITE

FOR GETTING INTO COLLEGE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.

STILL, THIS GIRL HAS
NO CONCEPT OF REALITY

OR THE DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN RIGHT OR WRONG.

A GIRL. HMM,
THE PLOT THICKENS.

YEAH. SHE'S OBSESSED
WITH BECOMING

YOUR TEACHING ASSISTANT
NEXT SEMESTER.

WELL, IF THAT'S
HER OBSESSION, NO BIG DEAL.

THESE KIDS SEEM TO THINK
I'M THEIR TICKET TO THE FBI.

LOOK, BOBBY, JUST
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN.

THIS GIRL--
UM, SHE SCARED ME.

JESUS, ERIC,
IF SHE'S THAT DANGEROUS,

MAYBE YOU BETTER
TELL ME HER NAME

BEFORE SHE TURNS UP
IN CLASS WITH AN AK-47.

YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO THAT.

I'VE ALREADY BROKEN THE LAW
BY PLACING THIS CALL.

JUST BE AWARE

THAT THERE'S A STUDENT
LIKE THIS IN YOUR CLASS.

WHAT EXACTLY
DO YOU MEAN "BE AWARE"?

25 YEARS IN THE FBI,
JUST TURN YOUR RADAR ON.

I MEAN, JUST MAKE SURE
SHE DOESN'T GET OUT OF HAND.

SHE'S ALREADY IDENTIFIED
3 OF HER PEERS--

Rachael:
DR. DANIELS?

OK. OK, MOTHER, YEAH.

MOM?

NO, I'VE GOT TO GO.

I'VE GOT AN APPOINTMENT
DOWNTOWN.

I--I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

OK. I'LL SEE YOU
THIS WEEKEND. BYE.

RACHAEL?

I AM SO SORRY
TO DISTURB YOU.

I DIDN'T REALIZE
YOU WERE ON THE PHONE,

AND YOUR SECRETARY
WAS AWAY FROM HER DESK.

THAT'S OK.

I JUST LEFT
MY KEYS HERE.

YOU KNOW, I AM SUCH
A TEXTBOOK NUTCASE SOMETIMES.

I'D PROBABLY LOSE MY HEAD
IF IT WASN'T SCREWED ON.

OH, THERE THEY ARE.

YOU KNOW, IT IS SO NICE

THAT YOU STAY IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR MOM.

HOW OLD IS SHE?

72.

WOW, 72.
THAT'S A GREAT AGE.

SO MANY NEW AND EXCITING THINGS.
THE GOLDEN YEARS.

GRANDCHILDREN?

NO. I'M...

MY WIFE AND I
NEVER HAD CHILDREN.

WAS SHE NOT ABLE TO?

ACTUALLY, RACHAEL,
WE'RE DIVORCED.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE ANOTHER
PATIENT COMING IN SOON,

AND I HAVE TO
PREPARE FOR THEM,

SO I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

NOW, WHICH IS IT, ERIC...

AN APPOINTMENT DOWNTOWN...

OR A PATIENT IN YOUR OFFICE?

I MEAN, IT'S NOT NICE
TO LIE TO YOUR DEAR OLD MOM.

[SIGHS]

SEE YOU NEXT WEEK.

* SHE NEVER CHANGES
HER MIND *

* LOVES HIM...

Rachael:
AFTER MY SESSION WITH ERIC,

I REALLY NEEDED
SOME THERAPY.

THAT GUY
JUST ABOUT DROVE ME NUTS.

SO I WENT BACK TO SOMETHING
MY DAD ALWAYS SAID--

NOTHING LIKE A CHANGE OF
SCENERY TO CLEAR YOUR HEAD,

TO EASE THE BURDEN
OF A BUSY SCHEDULE.

BESIDES, TONIGHT IS THE ANNUAL
BEHAVIORAL SCIENCES PARTY

AT THE DEAN'S MANSION.

I HAVE TO LOOK GOOD.

I WANT TO BE
DRESSED TO KILL.

* SOMETIMES
SHE FEELS SO SAD *

* AND OTHER TIMES
FEELS TWICE AS BAD *

* BUT WHEN THE TEARS
ARE IN HER EYES *

* SHE NEVER CRIES

* ORDINARY GIRL

* I KNOW

* YOU ARE DIFFERENT

* BUT I'M STRANGER
THAN THE WORLD *

* ORDINARY GIRL

* ORDINARY

EXCUSE ME!

OH, BITE ME,
BARBIE!

YOU SEE, THE ANTHONY PERKINS
CHARACTER IN PSYCHO

WAS MODELED ON ED GEIN.

Rachael: MY HEART-RATE
NEARLY TRIPLES

WHEN I GET TO THE PARTY
AND SEE THAT THE VULTURES

HAVE ALREADY
DESCENDED UPON STARKMAN.

HE BROKE THE MOLD

BECAUSE HE ONLY MURDERED
2 PEOPLE IN HIS ENTIRE CAREER.

I MUST HAVE LOST TRACK
OF TIME RUNNING.

I HAD PLANNED
TO GET HERE EARLY

TO GET AS MUCH FACE TIME
WITH STARKMAN AS POSSIBLE

AND NOW I'M LATE.
THIS IS A DISASTER.

BITCH.

...WAS THE INSPIRATION
FOR LEATHERFACE

IN THE TEXAS
CHAINSAW MASSACRE

AND...HELLO, MS. BROWN.

HELLO.

Starkman:
IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

HEY, RACHE,
HOW'S IT GOING?

HEY.

SO, HOW WAS
YOUR DATE WITH BRIAN?

OH, FINE. SHORT, I GUESS.
I DON'T KNOW.

SHORT?
HOW SHORT WAS HE?

I MEAN...IT?

WE DIDN'T GET THAT FAR.
HE WENT HOME RIGHT AFTER DINNER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHY DID YOU COME BY
MY ROOM LAST NIGHT

TO BORROW A RUBBER

IF HE WENT HOME
RIGHT AFTER DINNER?

WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME
THE THIRD DEGREE?

LOOK, I'M JUST
CONFUSED IS ALL.

DID YOU GUYS
GET IT ON OR NOT?

LOOK, I DON'T THINK
IT'S ANY OF YOUR BUSINESS.

CAN WE JUST
DROP THIS PLEASE?

WHATEVER.

YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES
I JUST DON'T GET

WHAT'S GOING ON
IN YOUR HEAD.

IT'S LIKE
YOU'RE NOT EVEN HERE.

WHAT DID YOU DO
LAST NIGHT?

BOBBY CAME OVER
FOR A STUDY--

CASSANDRA!
I'M SORRY.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN CAME OVER
FOR A STUDY SESSION,

AND LET ME ASSURE YOU,
IT WAS DEFINITELY NOT SHORT.

OH, I AM
GONNA VOMIT.

[GIGGLES]

WHAT ARE YOU
SMILING AT, FREAK?

COME HERE.

BOB--I MEAN,
THE PROFESSOR TOLD ME

I'M A SHOO-IN FOR THE T.A.
POSITION NEXT YEAR.

I MEAN, I WASN'T
SUPPOSED TO TELL ANYONE,

BUT SINCE YOU AND I
ARE SO CLOSE,

I FIGURED I COULD SHARE.

I WAS GONNA BURST!

JUST THINK,

NOW I GET TO SPEND ALL
THE TIME WITH MY SWEETIE,

AND HIS WIFE'S JUST GONNA
THINK WE'RE WORKING.

OH, HEY, WAIT A MINUTE.

MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET
TO GO TO QUANTICO.

HOW GREAT WOULD THAT BE?

JUST MAKE SURE YOU DON'T
TELL ANYONE, OK?

NOT EVEN BRIAN?

YOU KNOW WHAT, CASS?
DON'T WORRY.

YOUR SECRET
IS SAFE WITH ME.

GOD, THIS PARTY'S
SUCH A DUD.

WHY DON'T WE JUST
BLOW IT OFF,

AND YOU CAN GIVE
ALL THE DETAILS?

PERFECT. JUST LET ME
TALK TO STARKMAN,

AND THEN WE CAN GO
TO JITTERY JOE'S

AND GRAB A COFFEE.

NO, NO, NO.
IT'S WAY, WAY TOO CROWDED.

YOU DON'T WANT ANYONE
TO KNOW ABOUT YOU AND BOBBY.

WHY DON'T WE GRAB
A BOTTLE OF WINE

AND GO TO YOUR ROOM?

OH, THAT SOUNDS GREAT.

JUST MAKE SURE YOU
DON'T TELL ANYONE, OK?

DON'T LET ME DOWN.

DON'T WORRY. I WOULD
NEVER LET YOU DOWN.

IT'S LIKE I SAID, CASSIE,

STUDENT-TEACHER RELATIONSHIPS
JUST NEVER WORK OUT.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

HI. IT'S CASSANDRA.

I CAN'T GET
TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,

SO LEAVE A QUICKIE,
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. BYE!

[BEEP]

HELLO, CASSANDRA.
PROFESSOR STARKMAN HERE.

LISTEN, IT'S 11:25,

AND YOU MISSED
YOUR STUDY SESSION.

CALL ME BACK
TO RESCHEDULE.

[CLICK]

[SIGHS]

[DOOR OPENS]

DR. DANIELS?

I'M SORRY TO DROP IN
WITHOUT AN APPOINTMENT,

BUT--BUT THERE'S
SOMETHING ON MY MIND.

SURE.

SURE, RACHAEL.

HOW ARE THINGS WITH YOU?

OH, THEY COULDN'T
BE BETTER.

REALLY?

ANY WORD ON THAT TEACHING
ASSISTANT JOB YET?

HE'S NOT GONNA
ANNOUNCE IT

TILL THE DAY
BEFORE SPRING BREAK.

WHEN DOES THAT START
FOR YOU GUYS?

END OF THE WEEK.

REALLY? 2 DAYS?
YEAH.

HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THAT?

PRETTY CONFIDENT.

SO, YOU THINK
YOU'LL GET THE JOB?

OH, I DON'T THINK,
ERIC, I KNOW.

OK, RACHAEL,
WORST CASE SCENARIO--

YOU DON'T GET THE JOB.
WHAT THEN?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT, DR. DANIELS?

IT'S MINE.

I KNOW YOU WANT ME TO COME
WITH SOME INFORMED IDEA

OF WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME,
BUT I'LL BE HONEST.

I CAME HERE TODAY
TO TELL YOU

THAT I'M NOT COMING
BACK NEXT WEEK.

DON'T WORRY, THOUGH,
'CAUSE I HAVE EVERY INTENTION

OF PAYING FOR YOUR TIME
THIS MORNING.

HOWEVER, I FEEL
THAT THE PROBLEM

WE HAVE CONNECTING HERE
LIES MOSTLY WITH YOU.

LOOK, THIS IS
A SMALL TOWN,

AND MY GUESS IS
YOU KNOW MOST EVERYONE HERE.

YOU WERE
BORN HERE, RIGHT?

IT MUST BE SO DISAPPOINTING
TO SEE ALL THESE COLLEGE KIDS

COME IN AND OUT
OF YOUR TOWN,

EVERY YEAR MOVING ON TO BIGGER
AND BETTER OPPORTUNITIES,

WHILE YOU JUST STAY HERE,
YEAR AFTER YEAR,

JUST GETTING
OLDER AND OLDER,

ALL WHILE TAKING CARE
OF YOUR DEAR OLD MOM.

AND ON TOP OF THIS,
YOU'RE DIVORCED?

I MEAN, GOD, THE FEMALE
POPULATION OF THIS TOWN,

ASIDE FROM THE SEXY LITTLE
COLLEGE GIRLS RUNNING AROUND,

MUST BE PRETTY WEAK.

THIS ALONE
WOULD CRIPPLE ANY MAN.

YOUR LEVEL OF FRUSTRATION
MUST BE THROUGH THE ROOF.

A DEAD-END JOB
WITH NO LOVE LIFE?

I MEAN, ALL WHILE TAKING
CARE OF YOUR SICK MOM.

JUST THE OTHER DAY,
I NOTICED YOU WERE JUDGING ME.

IS THAT FAIR?
I MEAN, REALLY, IS THAT?

I DON'T THINK SO.

YOUR LIFE IS VERY SIMILAR
TO ED GEIN'S.

ED GEIN?

YES, ED GEIN.

VERY FAMOUS
SERIAL KILLER.

A BACHELOR, RAISED BY
HIS DOMINEERING MOTHER,

UNTIL SHE DIED WHEN
HE WAS ROUGHLY YOUR AGE.

GOD, HE WENT NUTS.
HE COULDN'T HANDLE THE LOSS.

I WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN
TO YOU WITHOUT YOUR MOTHER?

OK, RACHAEL,
THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
AND I DON'T KNOW YOU.

WE'RE JUST
IN THE PROCESS

OF GETTING
TO KNOW EACH OTHER.

ALL RIGHT? THAT'S WHAT
THESE SESSIONS ARE--

A PROCESS--SO DON'T GO
JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS.

OH, NO, I'M NOT JUMPING
TO ANY CONCLUSIONS HERE.

IF YOU JUST
OPENED UP YOUR EYES,

YOU'D SEE I'M ALREADY THERE.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, DOCTOR.

LET'S TALK ABOUT TED BUNDY
FOR A MINUTE, SHALL WE?

WHAT KIND OF A KILLER
WAS HE?

HOW WAS HE PERCEIVED?

MR. LAWSON WISHES
TO PARTICIPATE.

PLEASE. LET'S HEAR IT.

HE WAS PERCEIVED AS
A VERY ORGANIZED KILLER.

VERY CALCULATED.

[SCOFFS]

YOU DON'T AGREE,
MS. NEWMAN?

YES AND NO.

COME ON.
THIS GUY PLANNED

EACH AND EVERY
DETAIL IN ADVANCE.

HE CHOSE THE VICTIMS
WITH EXTREME ACCURACY,

HE STALKED THEM
METICULOUSLY,

AND WAITED FOR
THE ABSOLUTE PRECISE MOMENT

TO ATTACK.

ALL WHILE MAINTAINING
AN AIR OF PATIENCE

NOT EVEN THE FBI'S
GREATEST COULD PENETRATE.

NO OFFENSE, SIR.

NONE TAKEN.

OH, BUT I STILL
DON'T AGREE.

ON TOP OF THAT, HE PICKED
ALL HIS DUMPING SITES

AHEAD OF TIME WITH
THE UTMOST CAUTION.

HE WAS UNQUESTIONABLY
AN ORGANIZED KILLER--

PREMEDITATED
WITH A CAPITAL "P".

CAPITAL "P"?

"P." IT'S A LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.

[CLASS LAUGHS]

BETWEEN THE "O"
AND THE "Q."

[LAUGHING]

HUH.

YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY,
MS. NEWMAN?

HE STARTED OUT ORGANIZED,

BUT SPIRALLED DOWNWARD LATE
IN HIS SO-CALLED CAREER.

HE BEGAN TO KEEP
BODIES FOR DAYS,

METICULOUSLY
WASHING THEIR HAIR

AND EVEN APPLYING MAKEUP
BEFORE DISPOSING OF THEM.

AND HE LITTERED
THEIR DUMPING SITES

WITH EVIDENCE, "USING
THE UTMOST CAUTION."

HOWEVER, HIS LAST VICTIM,
AND HIS YOUNGEST GIRL EVER,

FELL OUT OF
HIS TYPICAL VICTIM SELECTION.

SHE WAS CHOSEN
OUT OF SHEER AVAILABILITY,

THE SHEER NEED TO KILL.

HE WAS BOTH--
AN ORGANIZED KILLER

AND OFF-THE-CHARTS
LUNATIC.

OH, WITH A CAPITAL "L".

[CLASS LAUGHS]

Starkman: YOU'RE RIGHT.

HE WAS BOTH.
VERY IMPRESSIVE, MS. NEWMAN.

NOW, PROFESSOR STARKMAN,
HOW WOULD YOU CLASSIFY A KILLER

WHOSE DOWNWARD SPIRAL

WAS ACTUALLY CALCULATED
INTO THEIR GRAND SCHEME?

THAT'S A VERY INTERESTING
HYPOTHESIS, MS. NEWMAN.

UNFORTUNATELY, IN THIS CLASS,
WE STICK TO THE FACTS.

AND THERE'S NO KNOWN
CASE STUDY OF THAT NATURE.

Rachael: KEITH'S LITTLE
DISPLAY OF BRAINPOWER

IN CLASS TODAY
WAS TOTALLY UNACCEPTABLE.

I MEAN, IT'S THE DAY
BEFORE STARKMAN ANNOUNCES

HIS NEW TEACHING ASSISTANT.

THIS COULD BE CATASTROPHIC.

I WASN'T ABOUT TO WATCH
YEARS OF HARD WORK

GO DOWN THE DRAIN.

IT WAS TIME
TO PICK KEITH'S BRAIN.

YOU KNOW THAT WARM FEELING
YOU GET WHEN YOU REALIZE

THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE
OUT THERE JUST LIKE YOU?

IT ALMOST MAKES ME
FEEL NORMAL.

I MEAN, ALL THIS TIME,
I THOUGHT HE WAS TAKING NOTES,

BUT, NO,
LOOK AT HIS WORK.

HIS SKETCHES--
THEY'RE ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT.

THIS MAY BE A WASTE
OF A RARE MIND...

BUT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO
WHAT A GIRL'S GOTTA DO.

[SCREAM ECHOES]

TAKE CARE.

[KNOCK KNOCK]

HI, PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

HEY.

MS. BROWN.
HOW ARE YOU?

GOOD.
GOOD.

SO, THE BIG DAY
IS TOMORROW, RIGHT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

FOR THE T.A. POSITION.

YOU'RE ANNOUNCING IT
TOMORROW, RIGHT?

YES, OF COURSE.

AT NOON,
IN MY CLASSROOM.

[LAUGHS]
I CAN'T WAIT.

I THINK MY CHANCES
ARE MUCH BETTER THIS YEAR

THAN THEY WERE LAST.

MMM, I WOULD THINK SO.

IT'S A VERY TIGHT RACE
THIS YEAR.

MM-HMM.

SO, WERE YOU LOOKING
FOR CASSANDRA?

UH--

BECAUSE, I MEAN,
SHE WASN'T IN CLASS.

SHE PROBABLY LEFT FOR
SPRING BREAK QUITE EARLY.

WELL, ACTUALLY, UM...

THE, UM...

IT'S CASSANDRA,
ISN'T IT?

SHE GOT
THE POSITION!

WELL, GOOD FOR HER,

BUT, LOOK, I CAN'T SAY
I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED.

BUT, I MEAN,
IT'S LIKE THEY SAY,

WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU

ONLY MAKES YOU
STRONGER, RIGHT?

[CHUCKLES] HMM.

WELL, I'LL SEE YOU.

[FLIPS LIGHT SWITCH]

[GASPS]

[CRUMPLES NOTE]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

HI, IT'S CASSANDRA.

I CAN'T GET
TO THE PHONE RIGHT NOW,

SO LEAVE A QUICKIE,
AND I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.

BYE. [BEEP]

[LINE BEEPING]

[RING]

HELLO.

ERIC, FOR GOD'S SAKES,
SHE'S DEAD.

UH, WHO IS?

SHE IS.

THE "SHE" WHOSE NAME
WE AGREED NOT TO SAY ALOUD.

MY PATIENT?
DEAD? HOW?

SHE HUNG HERSELF.

YOU DIDN'T SAY
SHE WAS SUICIDAL.

WELL, SHE HAD
SUICIDAL TENDENCIES,

BUT I WAS MORE CONCERNED
WITH THE SOCIOPATHIC

HOMICIDAL PATTERNS
THAT WERE EMERGING.

SPARE ME YOUR
PYSCHOBABBLE BULLSHIT!

THIS GIRL...

SHE MAY HAVE BEEN
A LITTLE FORWARD,

BUT SHE WASN'T CRAZY.

OK, I'M SORRY
YOU DISAGREE, BOBBY,

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEE
WHAT I SAW.

THIS GIRL WAS NOT
A PRETTY PICTURE.

LISTEN, ERIC, I SPENT
A LOT OF TIME WITH THIS GIRL,

AND I GOTTA TELL YOU,

I DON'T AGREE WITH YOU
ON THIS ONE.

THERE ARE TONS OF KIDS
IN YOUR CLASSES.

HOW COULD YOU
POSSIBLY KNOW HER

AS WELL AS
YOU THINK YOU DID?

WE'RE BOUND
BY THE GUIDELINES

OF DOCTOR-PATIENT
PRIVILEGE, RIGHT?

OH, SHIT.

YOU DIDN'T, BOB.

YOU WEREN'T
SLEEPING WITH HER?

HELL, NO WONDER
SHE WAS OBSESSING OVER YOU.

BOBBY, HOW COULD YOU
DO THIS TO DIANE?

NONE OF YOUR
FUCKING BUSINESS.

FINE. FINE. WHY'D YOU CALL ME
IN THE FIRST PLACE?

'CAUSE YOU'RE
MY FUCKING SHRINK!

I'M SORRY, ERIC.

I JUST NEEDED
SOMEONE TO TALK TO.

I LOVED HER.

[SIGHS]

ERIC, CAN YOU GET ME
SOME VALIUM?

YEAH. YEAH, I'LL CALL IT
IN TO THE PHARMACY.

COULD I GIVE YOU
SOME ADVICE?

[HANGS UP]

HELLO?

[DIAL TONE]

Rachael: SO HERE WE ARE...
THE BIG DAY.

IN MOMENTS, I WILL BE CROWNED
STARKMAN'S NEW T.A.

AND BE ONE STEP CLOSER
TO THE FBI.

OH, IT'S TOO BAD
BRIAN, CASS, AND KEITH

COULDN'T BE HERE
TO WATCH ME,

BUT WHEREVER THEY ARE,
I'M SURE THEY'LL REALIZE

THEY DID NOT GIVE UP
THEIR LIVES IN VAIN.

I WILL MAKE THEM PROUD.

GUYS, CAN I HAVE
YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE?

PROFESSOR STARKMAN
TOLD ME TO TELL YOU

THAT UNFORTUNATELY
HE'S DECIDED

THAT HIS SABBATICAL

WHICH WAS PREVIOUSLY
SCHEDULED FOR NEXT YEAR

IS NOW
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY.

IN OTHER WORDS,

THERE WILL BE NO T.A. POSITION
FOR NEXT SEMESTER.

SORRY.

HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK.

[WOMAN SINGING]

* THIS IS AN OBSESSION

* A KIND OF AGGRESSION
WITH HIMSELF *

* IT'S THE WAY
HE'LL ALWAYS BE *

[THUNDER]

* HE LOVES TO REBEL

* TO GO AGAINST
HIS 10 COMMANDMENTS *

* FOR HIM,
THAT'S JUST BEING FREE *

* AND OVER THERE

* STANDS MY ANGRY ANGEL

* AND HE'S SHAKING
HIS HEAD *

* IN DISGRACE WITH ME

* OVER THERE

* STANDS MY ANGRY ANGEL

* AND HE'S FROWNING
LIKE HELL *

* BUT I'M NOT FEELING
GUILTY *

* WELL, I, I, I

[SONG FADES]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

RACHAEL.

OOH. WHY...

[GROANS]

WHY HAVEN'T YOU
GONE HOME?

OH, I'M JUST GOING
TO HANG AROUND HERE

DURING THE BREAK,
PROFESSOR.

WHY?

DON'T YOU HAVE FAMILY

THAT'S WAITING
AT HOME FOR YOU?

NO. NO, ACTUALLY,

THEY'RE GOING TO
COME VISIT ME HERE.

ARE YOU OK, PROFESSOR?

I MEAN, I HEARD ABOUT
THE CHANGE IN PLANS.

[SIGHS]

IS THAT
WHY YOU'RE HERE?

IS THAT ALL YOU PEOPLE
EVER THINK ABOUT?

THAT GODDAMN
TEACHING ASSISTANT JOB?

QUANTICO.
DON'T YOU KIDS GET IT?

IT'S NOT EVEN
THAT IMPORTANT.

WELL, IT'S
IMPORTANT TO ME.

I HAVE A SCHEDULE, A PLAN,
A DREAM! I NEED IT!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE GONNA GET IT?

OTHER STUDENTS HAVE
APPLIED, TOO, YOU KNOW--

SOME MORE QUALIFIED
THAN YOU.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

I BELIEVE I AM

THE MOST QUALIFIED
FOR THIS POSITION.

NAME SOMEONE

WHO'S MORE DEDICATED
OR INTELLIGENT

THAT HAS MORE
EXPERIENCE THAN ME?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN
MORE EXPERIENCE?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

GO ON HOME.

WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

SHH. JUST RELAX, BOBBY.

WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?

AND THE DRESS...

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

BOBBY, WHAT'S WRONG?

DON'T FUCK WITH ME!

THAT NECKLACE...

AND CASSANDRA'S DRESS.

IT WAS A PRESENT.
BOBBY, DON'T YOU REMEMBER?

YOU GAVE IT TO ME.

STOP IT.

LISTEN...

I SAID GO HOME.

I MEAN IT.

LOOK, I HAVE
A CONFESSION TO MAKE.

I'VE HAD FEELINGS FOR YOU
FOR A LONG TIME NOW, BOBBY.

LONGER THAN
YOU CAN IMAGINE.

I'VE ALWAYS WANTED SOMETHING
TO HAPPEN BETWEEN US,

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.

I LOVE YOU, BOBBY.

WHAT?

PLEASE DON'T
BE UPSET, BOBBY.

STOP CALLING ME BOBBY.

OK, I'M
A LITTLE CONFUSED.

YOU'RE CONFUSED?
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL?

RACHAEL...MS. NEWMAN...

THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE.

OH, IT IS?

BUT IT WAS OK FOR
YOU AND CASSANDRA?

HOW DID--I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

PLEASE LEAVE.

GOD, I'VE ALWAYS
LOVED YOU.

EVER SINCE
I FIRST SAW YOU.

BEFORE DIANE
EVER LOVED YOU,

BEFORE CASSANDRA
EVER LOVED YOU,

BEFORE CLARA EVEN
EVER LOVED YOU,

IT WAS ALWAYS ME.

DON'T YOU GET IT?

HOW'D YOU KNOW
ABOUT CLARA?

THAT WAS 6 YEARS AGO.

I WAS THERE, BOBBY.

CLARA WAS BABY-SITTING
ME THAT NIGHT.

Clara! He's here!
Do something!

I WAS IN
BATEMAN'S APARTMENT.

CLARA USED TO BABY-SIT
ME ALL THE TIME.

SHE WOULD TELL ME

ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP
WITH HER.

SHE'D SHOW ME
PICTURES OF YOU.

YOU WERE MY FIRST CRUSH.

YOU WERE IN
PATRICK BATEMAN'S APARTMENT

THE NIGHT
HE KILLED CLARA?

YEAH.

AND I KNOW
YOU QUIT THE FBI

BECAUSE OF
WHAT HAPPENED TO HER.

I THINK YOU BLAME
YOURSELF FOR HER DEATH.

Clara: BOBBY,
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY...

YOU WANT TO PLAY?

UH-HUH.
WE'LL PLAY.

BUT SHE WAS THE ONE WHO
LOOKED THROUGH YOUR STUFF

AND FOUND THE FILE
ON BATEMAN.

SHE'S THE ONE
WHO TRACKED HIM DOWN,

AND SHE WENT TO
HIS APARTMENT THAT NIGHT

AND DRAGGED ME ALONG.

RICH AND GOOD-LOOKING.

REMIND ME WHY
WE'RE TOGETHER AGAIN?

YOU SHOULDN'T
BLAME YOURSELF.

SHE WAS GOING OVER THERE
TO CHEAT ON YOU.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

DID YOU KNOW
SHE WAS A SLUT?

SHUT UP!
IT'S THE TRUTH!

OK? SHE GOT WHAT
SHE DESERVED.

AND SO DID
CASSANDRA.

YOU KNOW,
SHE ALWAYS THOUGHT

YOU DIDN'T
LOVE HER ENOUGH.

IT'S MY TURN NOW.

I'VE WAITED FOR THIS
FOR OVER 6 YEARS.

I WON'T LET ANYONE
GET IN MY WAY.

NOT EVEN DIANE
AND YOUR BABY GIRL.

DON'T YOU
THREATEN MY FAMILY.

OH, SO NOW YOU CARE
ABOUT YOUR FAMILY.

YOU JUST CAN'T HOLD

A RELATIONSHIP
TOGETHER, CAN YOU?

PLEASE.

YOU THINK YOU'RE
THE CATCH OF A LIFETIME.

OLD MAN,

YOU'RE JUST THE OPPORTUNITY
OF A LIFETIME.

STOP.

AFTER YOU CAN'T BREAK
ANY MORE HEARTS,

YOU'LL STILL JUST
BREAK ONE MORE--

YOUR BABY DAUGHTER'S.

PLEASE, NO MORE.

[THUNDER]

[BLOWS]

[THUD]

GOOD-BYE, BOBBY.

* THE SUN IS SHINING

* WE SHOULD BE MAKING HAY

HOPE YOU HAD
A SAFE TRIP.

* DEAD FROM
THE WAIST DOWN *

* LIKE IN CALIFORN-I-AY

HEY, NICE MOP.

* VICTORY IS EMPTY

* THERE ARE LESSONS
IN DEFEAT *

SWEET DREAMS.

* BUT WE'RE DEAD
FROM THE WAIST DOWN *

* WE ARE SLEEPING
ON OUR FEET *

* WE STOLE THE SONGS
FROM BIRDS IN TREES *

* BOUGHT US TIME
ON EASY STREET *

* NOW IT'S PAST,
AND IT'S NOT ME *

[SCREECHING]

HEY!

HEY! HEY, STOP!

[SCREECH]

YEAH, THAT'S IT!
YEAH, BRING IT BACK!

YEAH, YEAH, BRING IT--
BACK IT UP. THAT'S IT.

YEAH, YOU GOT IT.
BRING IT IN HERE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

DRIVE AROUND HERE
LIKE GODDAMN MANIACS.

THAT'S GOOD. PERFECT.
THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

I SURE DO HOPE YOU'VE GOT--

[CAR DOOR OPENS]

HOLY SHIT.

[CAR DOOR CLOSES]

WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON HERE?

OH, THAT? THAT'S
PROFESSOR STARKMAN.

HE'S A LITTLE
OUT OF IT TONIGHT.

[FOOTSTEPS]

UNH!

[DIALING]

[RING]

YOU'VE REACHED
ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL

AND SOCIAL SCIENCES
DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE
A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ERIC.

I FELT BAD ABOUT
THE OTHER DAY.

I JUST WANTED TO CALL YOU
AND SAY I WAS SORRY,

AND I HOPE YOU GOT THAT
PRESCRIPTION FILLED OK.

SO CALL ME IF YOU
NEED ANYTHING. BYE.

HUH.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

Mary: GOOD AFTERNOON,
DR. DANIELS' OFFICE.

MARY, IF THAT'S
BOBBY STARKMAN,

I'LL TAKE IT IN HERE.

HE CAN TAKE YOU AT 3:00.
ALL RIGHT. BYE-BYE.

IT WAS FOR AN APPOINTMENT,
NOT THE PROFESSOR.

OK.

I PUT HER IN AT 3:00.

THAT REALLY INTENSE GIRL,
RACHAEL NEWMAN.

SHE WANTED
TO COME IN TODAY.

WHAT?

RACHAEL NEWMAN?
ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH.
ERIC, ARE YOU OK?

I CAN RESCHEDULE HER
IF YOU WANT.

I'M, UH...

NO, I'M--I'M FINE.
I'M FINE.

I JUST--IT'S BEEN
A LONG DAY, I GUESS.

OK. LET ME KNOW
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING.

SURE.

BYE.

BYE, MARY.

[SIGHS]

[DIALING]

[RING]

YOU'RE REACHED
ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL

AND SOCIAL SCIENCES
DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE
A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

YEAH, BOBBY,
IT'S ERIC AGAIN.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS.

I'M REALLY CONFUSED
ABOUT SOMETHING.

IF YOU DON'T
REACH ME BY 3:00,

I'LL DROP BY YOUR OFFICE
BETWEEN 4:00, 4:30,

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
OK, BYE.

[SIGHS]

* WHO WOULD HAVE GUESSED

* I'D GET YOU UNDRESSED

* BUT I'LL TAKE YOU IN

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

* AND MAKE YOU MY SIN

* DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES

* OR YOU'LL FEED
ALL MY LIES *

HI, HONEY.

MOM!

DAD!

WE MADE IT.

HI, PRINCESS.

AREN'T YOU GONNA
INVITE US IN?

JEEZ, I'M SORRY.
YES, PLEASE, COME IN.

WOW. HI.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

THANK YOU, SWEETIE.

OH, WE'VE BEEN PLANNING
THIS FOR MONTHS.

SWEET JESUS, IT SMELLS LIKE
SOMEBODY DIED IN HERE.

YEAH, THE TOILET'S
CLOGGED UP,

AND THE MAINTENANCE

IS NOT REALLY
UP AND RUNNING,

SO THERE'S
NOTHING I CAN DO.

OH, WELL,
THAT'S WRETCHED.

YEAH.

OH, SWEETHEART,
YOU ARE SUCH A CLOTHESHORSE.

WHAT AM I GONNA DO
WITH YOU?

DON'T OPEN THE CLOSET, MOM!

YOUR PRESENT'S IN THERE.

OHH, I'M SORRY, SWEETIE.

LOOK AT ME, ALWAYS ALMOST
SPOILING THE SURPRISE.

WHEN ARE WE GONNA EAT?
I'M HUNGRY.

OH, GOOD. I MADE RESERVATIONS
AT A RESTAURANT FOR 5:30.

YOU SEE, I'M GOING
OUT OF TOWN

WITH A FRIEND OF MINE
LATER TONIGHT, SO...

WELL, IS THIS RESTAURANT
REASONABLY PRICED?

YES.

IS THERE
AN EARLY BIRD SPECIAL?

[SWATS FLY]

I DON'T THINK SO.

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.
WHAT'S IT CALLED?

CHEZ GERARDS.

IS THAT ITALIAN?

YOU KNOW YOUR FATHER
CANNOT DIGEST ITALIAN FOOD.

IT'S TOO SPICY.

MOTHER, IT'S FRENCH.

FRENCH.

OH, HOW SOPHISTICATED.

I GOTTA FINISH PACKING

AND FINISH WRITING
SOME TERM PAPERS,

SO WHY DON'T YOU GUYS
GO BACK TO THE MOTEL,

AND WE'LL MEET BACK
AT THE RESTAURANT,

SAY, 5:30?

[SIGHS]
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.

I GOTTA USE THE HEAD.

YOU REALLY OUGHT TO GET
MAINTENANCE UP HERE.

DADDY, I CALLED.

NOW, HOW WILL WE
EVER FIND THIS PLACE?

NO, WE'LL BE BACK AT 5:15
TO PICK YOU UP.

OK, MOM.
ALL RIGHT.

BYE, PRINCESS.

BYE.
I LOVE YOU GUYS.

LOVE YOU, TOO.
BYE-BYE.

[SIGHS]

[TICKING]

[DIALING, RINGS]

YOU'VE REACHED
ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL AND
SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE.
[BEEP]

Daniels:
HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ERIC.

LISTEN, I KNOW YOU'RE GOING
THROUGH SOME TOUGH TIMES,

BUT SHE--THE "SHE"
WHO HUNG HERSELF--

SHE MADE AN APPOINTMENT
TO SEE ME TODAY.

I DON'T KNOW IF
THIS IS SOME KIND OF JOKE,

BUT SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS,
ALL RIGHT?

[DIALING]

Woman: ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,

THE DANIELS WILL SOON
BE CALLING BACK YOU.

[BEEP]

MOM, YOU REALLY GOT
TO CHANGE THAT MESSAGE.

ANYWAY, I'LL COME BY
AROUND 5:30,

PICK YOU UP
FOR OUR BIG DATE,

AND I'LL MAKE SURE
TO GET YOU BACK IN TIME

FOR
MURDER, SHE WROTE.

ALL RIGHT, BYE.

[SIGHS]

[PIANO PLAYING]

BON APPÉTIT.

MERCI.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MOM.

OHH...IT'S GORGEOUS.

OH, THIS IS
THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING

I HAVE EVER RECEIVED
IN MY LIFE.

HOWEVER DID YOU AFFORD IT?

IT'S
STAINLESS STEEL.

IT'S SILVER,
YOU OLD LUMP.

STAINLESS STEEL.

SILVER HAS THAT...

YOU KNOW, DISTINGUISHED
LOOK ABOUT IT.

AHEM. ANYWAY...

AS I WAS SAYING BEFORE,

I SAID TO LEORA

SHE OUGHT TO HAVE IT
LOOKED AT IMMEDIATELY.

SO WHAT DOES SHE DO?

SHE WAITS AN ENTIRE MONTH
BEFORE SHE SEES THE DOCTOR.

AND THEN WHEN
SHE FINALLY DOES SEE HIM,

HE ORDERS A BIOPSY, AND
IT COMES BACK POSITIVE.

WELL, COULD YOU JUST DIE?

I MEAN, IF SHE HAD
ONLY TAKEN MY ADVICE,

SHE COULD HAVE AVOIDED
THIS ENTIRE MESS.

I KNOW WE'RE GOING
TO EAT DINNER

AT SOME POINT
IN TIME.

THE QUESTION IS WHEN.

EXCUSE ME. I'M GONNA
GO USE THE RESTROOM.

Mother: DON'T FORGET
TO WASH YOUR HANDS.

NOW, WHERE'S
MY STEAK KNIFE?

Rachael:
MY MOTHER DRIVES ME CRAZY.

NOW, I KNOW
THAT SOUNDS PRETTY CLICHÉ,

BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE
ACTUALLY ENVISION

CARVING INTO
THEIR MOTHER'S NECK

AND YANKING OUT
HER VOCAL CORDS?

OR MAYBE RIPPING
HER TONGUE OUT

AND SERVING IT TO HER
AS AN EARLY BIRD SPECIAL!

BON SOIR.

BON SOIR. DANIELS,
TABLE FOR 2, PLEASE.

GREAT. I'VE GOT A TABLE
RIGHT HERE FOR YOU.

THANKS.
AFTER YOU.

WHY DON'T YOU SIT
ON THE OTHER SIDE?

GET A VIEW OF
THE WHOLE THING?

OH, EXCUSEZ-MOI, GARÇON.

COULD I HAVE
AN AUTR STEAK KNIFE,

S'IL VOUS PLAÃœT?

OH. OF COURSE.

VOILÀ, MADAME.
MERCI.

WOULD YOU LIKE A TABLE
CLOSER TO THE WINDOW?

OH, THAT WOULD BE
VERY NICE, DEAR.

OK, I'LL ASK.
ALL RIGHT.

GOOD EVENING.

GOOD EVENING.
I WAS WONDERING

IF IT WAS POSSIBLE

TO GET A TABLE
A LITTLE CLOSER

TO THE WINDOW

IN THAT SECTION
OVER THERE?

OH, THAT SECTION'S
CLOSED FOR SPRING BREAK.

SORRY.

UM...NO PROBLEM.

I UNDERSTAND.
THIS TABLE IS FINE.

GOOD. SO CAN I GET YOU
SOMETHING TO DRINK?

YEAH, I'LL HAVE
A WHISKEY SOUR. MOM?

I'LL NEED SOME WATER,
SO I CAN TAKE MY PILLS.

YEAH?

AS I STARE AT MYSELF
IN THE MIRROR,

I REALIZE THAT I CAN'T LET
MY MOTHER GET THE BEST OF ME.

I'M ROBERT STARKMAN'S
NEXT T.A.,

AND THAT IS WHERE
I'M GOING TO FOCUS MY ENERGIES.

I SHOULD SET UP A MEETING
WITH BOBBY

WHEN I GET BACK
TO THE DORM.

MAYBE WE CAN BRAINSTORM
AT HIS CABIN TONIGHT.

I'LL MAKE HIM
MY SPECIAL EGGS.

THANKS.

SORRY.

READY TO ORDER?

MAYBE YOU'D GIVE US
A LITTLE BIT MORE TIME?

OH, SURE. OF COURSE.

I'LL BE JUST OVER THERE.
TAKE YOUR TIME.

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHS]
CHEERS.

CHEERS, MY DEAR.
CHEERS.

OH, MY GOD.

AHH.

HELLO, DR. DANIELS.

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU.

[GASPS]

AND THIS MUST BE
YOUR MOTHER.

WHY, HELLO, MRS. DANIELS.
HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS EVENING?

I'M FINE, DEAR.

OH, MY GOD.
I JUST LOVE THAT HAT.

I WOULD KILL FOR A HAT
LIKE THAT.

IT IS JUST SO CUTE!

HA HA HA!

YOU KNOW WHAT? I HAVE TO BE
GETTING BACK TO MY TABLE,

BUT IT WAS GREAT
MEETING YOU.

VERY NICE MEETING YOU,
TOO, SWEETHEART.

HMM.

SEE YOU LATER, ERIC.

WHO WAS THAT PRETTY GIRL?
A NEW GIRLFRIEND, I HOPE.

UH, NO.

SHE'S A PATIENT.

OH.

Daniels:
A VERY SICK PATIENT.

WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR A SEC?

YES, OF COURSE, DEAR.

BE RIGHT BACK.
YES.

EXCUSE ME. I'M SORRY
TO INTERRUPT YOUR DINNER.

I'M A FRIEND
OF YOUR DAUGHTER'S,

AND, MS. NEWMAN,

COULD I HAVE A WORD
WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT?

SURE. MOM, DAD,
I'LL BE JUST A MINUTE.

EXCUSE ME.

SHIT, I'M EATING.

DIDN'T HE JUST CALL HER
A DIFFERENT NAME?

ALL RIGHT, YOU HAVE
SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.

FIRST OF ALL,
YOU INSULT ME,

THEN YOU THREATEN
MY MOTHER.

YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR
WITH A MARRIED MAN,

THEN I HEAR THAT
YOU'VE HUNG YOURSELF,

AND NOW YOU ACT

AS IF NONE OF THIS
EVER HAPPENED.

SO WHAT IS GOING ON?

WAIT. YOU HEARD
I HUNG MYSELF?

YES.

ERIC, WHY WOULD
YOU SAY THAT?

LET'S JUST SAY
A MUTUAL FRIEND TOLD ME

THAT HE FOUND YOU
HANGING--DEAD.

WHAT IS THIS,
SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE?

HE NEVER FOUND ME.

HE FOUND HER.

HER WHO?

YOU KNOW WHAT? IT DOESN'T
EVEN MATTER ANYMORE.

IT'S NOT THAT IMPORTANT.

WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS
IT'S MY MOM'S BIRTHDAY,

AND I'M HERE WITH HER.

I'LL CATCH UP WITH YOU
LATER. GOOD-BYE.

AHEM.

HONEY, WHY DID
HE CALL YOU MS. NEWMAN?

I DON'T KNOW, MOM.
CAN WE JUST EAT, PLEASE?

I HAVE TO GO HOME
AND PACK.

OH, HONEY,
CAN'T YOU CANCEL?

I MEAN, WE NEVER GET
A CHANCE TO SEE YOU.

LOOK, MOM, I WISH
I COULD, BUT I CAN'T.

I MEAN, THEY'RE
VERY SPECIAL PLANS.

A BOY?

YES, IT'S A BOY.

OH, WHAT'S HIS NAME?

BOBBY STARKMAN.

BOBBY?

[NEEDLE SCRATCHES]

HEY, JIM.

HEY, DR. DANIELS.
CAN I OFFER YOU A CUP

OF THIS APRICOT
PEPPERMINT BLEND

I GOT FROM NEW YORK?

AH, THANKS, JIM.

LISTEN, I THINK WE MIGHT
HAVE A BIT OF TROUBLE.

IS HARV IN?

YEAH. HE'S IN BACK.
THANKS.

HEY, IF IT AIN'T
OLD SIGGY FREUD HIMSELF.

WHAT'S
THE GOOD WORD, DOC?

NOT MUCH, HARVEY.

I WANT TO FILE
A MISSING PERSONS REPORT

ON ROBERT STARKMAN.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

I WISH I WAS.

HIS WIFE DIANE CALLED
NOT 20 MINUTES AGO

TRYING TO DO
THE SAME THING.

APPARENTLY HE DIDN'T SHOW UP
AT HIS IN-LAWS' UPSTATE

LIKE HE WAS SUPPOSED TO.

YOU'RE KIDDING.

WISH I WAS.
IT'S BEEN A CRAZY YEAR

FOR THAT KIND OF THING.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WELL, IT'S THE THIRD MPR
WE'VE FILED THIS YEAR.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, JIMMY?

THAT'S A RECORD AROUND
THESE PARTS, DOC.

WHO ELSE WAS THERE?

WELL, LET'S HAVE A LOOK.

UH...

YEAH. GOT
A BRAND NEW ONE HERE.

THIS WOMAN GERTIE FLECK,
WORKED AT THE STUDENT SERVICES,

JUST UP AND DISAPPEARED.

AND OF COURSE,
THE NEWMAN GIRL.

NEWMAN?

YEAH.
ABOUT 7 MONTHS AGO.

STUDENT BY THE NAME OF
RACHAEL NEWMAN DISAPPEARED.

THE FIRST DAY OF
THE FALL SEMESTER ACTUALLY.

JIMMY AND I TOOTLED UP

ONTO THE CAMPUS THERE
TO CHECK IT OUT

AND GUESS WHAT?

AFTERNOON.
I'M SHERIFF WINSLOW,

AND THIS IS
DEPUTY DUNCAN.

JUST LOOKING FOR A...

WELL, ARE YOU
RACHAEL NEWMAN?

YEAH. WHY?
WHAT'S WRONG?

WE'RE JUST CHECKING

ON A MISSING PERSON'S
REPORT ON YOURSELF.

[CHUCKLING] YOU'RE NOT
MISSING, ARE YOU?

NO. I'M OK.

SHE WAS THERE.
COMPLETELY UNHARMED.

ARE YOU SURE I COULDN'T
OFFER YOU A CUP OF TEA?

NO, THANKS, JIM.

I ACTUALLY KNOW
THIS RACHAEL NEWMAN GIRL,

AND I GOTTA BE
HONEST WITH YOU,

I DON'T TRUST HER
ONE BIT.

ARE YOU TELLING ME
THE PARENTS JUST DROPPED IT?

I NEVER SAID NOTHING
ABOUT PARENTS THERE, DOC.

THE NEWMAN GIRL,
SHE WAS AN ORPHAN.

THE REPORT WAS FILED BY
SOME STUDENT FRIENDS OF HERS.

LIKE I SAID,
IT WAS A FALSE ALARM.

WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WAS THE RIGHT GIRL?

THERE'S ONLY ONE
RACHAEL NEWMAN REGISTERED

AT WEST WASHINGTON.

IT HAD TO BE HER.

CAN I CONVINCE YOU GUYS

JUST TO COME
TO THE CAMPUS WITH ME

SO WE CAN JUST MAKE
SURE EVERYTHING'S OK?

YEAH. YEAH,
NO PROBLEM, DOC.

SHOULD I
GET IN HERE?

YEAH. THAT'S FINE.

THANKS.

[LINE RINGING]

YOU'VE REACHED
ROBERT STARKMAN

IN THE BEHAVIORAL AND
SOCIAL SCIENCES DEPARTMENT.

PLEASE LEAVE
A MESSAGE. [BEEP]

HEY, BOBBY, IT'S ME.

I'M ALMOST DONE
PACKING HERE,

SO I'LL BE THERE SOON.

I HOPE YOU'RE
AS EXCITED AS I AM.

HEY, IF YOU NEED ME

TO PICK UP ANYTHING
FROM THE STORE,

I'LL BE HERE FOR
ANOTHER 5 MINUTES.

OTHERWISE,
I'LL SEE YOU SOON.

I LOVE YOU. BYE.

[FLIES BUZZING]

GOD, YOU STINK.

NOW, HOW'D YOU GET OPEN?

YOU WEREN'T TRYING TO SNEAK
OUT ON ME, NOW, WERE YOU?

I JUST BROUGHT YOU UP,

AND YOU'RE ALREADY
CAUSING PROBLEMS.

OH!

[THUD]

DON'T FALL APART
ON ME NOW, RACHE.

WOW. I LIKE YOUR ROOM.

AND ACTUALLY,
I LIKE YOUR NAME, TOO.

RACHAEL.

I MEAN, YOU DON'T MIND

IF I BORROW IT
FOR A BIT, DO YOU?

RIGHT. WELL, THIS IS A WILD
GOOSE CHASE, I GUESS, JIMMY.

WELL, YOU HAVE
A GOOD DAY, ALL RIGHT?

OK. YOU, TOO.
THANK YOU, OFFICERS.

HEY, MOM. I KNOW
I'VE BEEN OUT OF TOUCH,

BUT I GOT ACCEPTED
TO WEST WASHINGTON.

I KNOW!
CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

IT'S SO SAD ABOUT
YOUR PARENTS,

THE WHOLE CAR ACCIDENT
THING AND ALL.

SO TRAGIC.

MUST HAVE BEEN SO HARD
GROWING UP AN ORPHAN.

BUT, GOTTA TELL YOU,

SURE GLAD YOU
SHARED IT WITH ME.

[GRUNTING]

OH, BOBBY...

NOW, I TOLD YOU TO GET
YOUR BEAUTY SLEEP.

WE HAVE A LONG NIGHT
AHEAD OF US.

[KISS]

UGH. YOU'RE DISGUSTING.

[SQUELCHING]

[REMOVES GLOVES]

Rachael:
SO, I'M 2 CANS OF GAS

AND A BRICK AWAY
FROM QUANTICO.

ALL I'VE GOT TO DO IS DOT
THE "Is" AND CROSS THE "Ts,"

AND I'M HOME FREE.

Daniels:
LOOK OUT!

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Harv: JESUS JUMPED UP
AND BIT ME!

I THINK THAT WAS
THE NEWMAN GIRL!

SHE'S ON THE MOVE, BOYS.
HANG ON.

[SIREN]

NOT NOW, BOBBY.

JUST WAIT TILL
WE GET TO THE CABIN.

I'LL MAKE YOU
A FIRE.

I'LL HEAT YOU UP
REAL GOOD.

[SIREN]

Jim: WELL, I THINK
THIS QUALIFIES

AS BREAKING THE SPEED LIMIT,
DON'T YOU THINK, HARV?

OH, YEAH.

DOING 60...IN A 35!

YEAH, YEAH,
JIMMY.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[TURNS MUSIC UP]

COMING UP ON
OLD MILL BEND, BOYS.

HAVE TO SLOW DOWN
FOR THE CURVE THERE.

THAT'S WHERE
WE'LL TAKE HER.

OK, JUST
TAKE IT EASY, HARV.

WE DON'T WANT
ANYONE GETTING HURT.

IT'S ALL
UNDER CONTROL, DOC.

THAT'S 275 BUCKS, MAN.

DO YOU THINK YOU COULD
PULL UP NEXT TO HER?

WELL, YEAH, FOR A BIT.

ALL RIGHT.

HANG ON, BOYS.

[YELLING]

JESUS! JESUS!

GOD DARN IT, HARV,
CAN YOU DO SOMETHING?

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
TAKE THE WHEEL, DOC.

AH, STUPID...

[GUNSHOTS]

SHE'S SLOWING DOWN, BOYS.
THAT DID THE TRICK.

WHOA, DOC.
YOU STAY HERE.

OK. JUST BE CAREFUL.
SHE'S A LOOSE CANNON.

IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOB.
RIGHT, JIMMY?

[OPENS DOOR]

[RATTLES DOOR]
MA'AM?

MA'AM, YOU WANT
TO OPEN THE DOORS?

[TIRES SQUEAL]

COME ON!

COME ON!

Daniels: COME ON, GUYS!
DON'T LET HER GET AWAY!

[TIRES SQUEAL]

[SIREN]

Harv: OH, THIS
DON'T LOOK GOOD.

[SIREN STOPS]

JESUS.

WHAT THE HELL?

OH, DON'T
LET IT BE BOBBY.

CHRIST.

BOBBY.

HOW THE HELL?

STARKMAN.

WHERE THE HECK'S
OUR LADY FRIEND?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

Harv: OH, JESUS!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!

MOVE!

OOF!

[CRASHING]

COME ON!

BOBBY.

[EXPLOSION]

[BOOM]

JESUS. BOBBY.

Reporter:
A BIZARRE KILLING SPREE

FINALLY CAME
TO AN END LAST NIGHT

WHEN 18-YEAR-OLD
WEST WASHINGTON STUDENT

RACHAEL NEWMAN,
NOW IDENTIFIED AS THE WEST...

RACHAEL NEWMAN'S
KILLING SPREE

IS BELIEVED
TO HAVE BEGUN

WEDNESDAY EVENING

WITH THE MURDER
OF GERTRUDE FLECK...

THE BODY OF CASSANDRA BLAIR

WAS FOUND HANGING
IN HER WEST WASHINGTON...

THE BODY
OF BRIAN LEADS,

ELDEST SON
OF WALTER LEADS...

WEST WASHINGTON STUDENT
KEITH LAWSON

WAS FOUND STABBED
TO DEATH...

THE BODIES OF A WEST
WASHINGTON SECURITY GUARD

AND JANITOR WERE FOUND
WITHIN HOURS OF EACH OTHER.

ONCE A TYPICAL
ALL-AMERICAN GIRL,

RACHAEL'S NEWMAN'S DEATH LEAVES
MANY QUESTIONS UNANSWERED.

THE MOST BURNING QUESTION
OF ALL?

WHY?

Daniels: AS A CASE STUDY,

RACHAEL NEWMAN
WAS AS RARE AS THEY COME.

SHE WAS MORE OBSESSED
THAN DAHMER,

SHE WAS MORE CALCULATING
THAN BUNDY,

AND CERTAINLY MORE FACELESS
THAN BATEMAN.

IN A PERFECT WORLD,

SHE'D STILL BE ALIVE.

BUT FOR HER,
IT ALL ENDED...

IN A BLAZE OF FIRE

IN WHICH SHE
AND HER FINAL VICTIM,

A FRIEND OF MINE,
ROBERT STARKMAN...

THEY BURNED TO DEATH.

I WISH I HAD A CHANCE
TO STUDY HER MIND MORE,

BUT ALL WE ENDED UP WITH
WERE DENTAL RECORDS.

ALL IN ALL,
SHE KILLED 8 PEOPLE--

8 PEOPLE WHICH WE KNOW OF.

RACHAEL NEWMAN
IS ONE IN A BILLION--

ONE IN A BILLION.

SHE'S IN
A LEAGUE OF HER OWN,

BUT SHE WILL REMAIN A CONSTANT
AND STRONG REMINDER

THAT PEOPLE AREN'T ALWAYS
WHAT THEY SEEM TO BE.

THANKS FOR TAKING THE TIME
TO COME OUT.

THANK YOU FOR COMING,
DOCTOR.

IT'S A PLEASURE. WHO
SHOULD I MAKE IT OUT TO?

LOUIS OKON.

HERE YOU GO.

THANK YOU.
A PLEASURE.

CAN I HAVE
A DIFFERENT PEN?

HERE YOU GO.
THANKS.

WHO SHOULD I
MAKE IT OUT TO?

ELIZABETH.
ELIZABETH.

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

McGUIRE.

YOUR WORK
IS SO INSPIRING.

IT'S A HUGE HONOR
TO MEET YOU.

IF YOU COULD BE
ANYONE IN THE WORLD

BESIDES YOURSELF,

WHO WOULD THAT BE?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE,

PROFESSOR STARKMAN'S
PRESENT T.A.

AND THE NEXT IN LINE
TO GO TO QUANTICO.

YOU CAN'T BE.

WHAT, ERIC?

ONE IN A BILLION?

HELLO, DR. DANIELS.
THANK YOU--

DO YOU KNOW THAT GIRL?

WHO?

ELIZABETH McGUIRE.

YOU MEAN AGENT McGUIRE.

SHE'S THE FIRST QUANTICO
STUDENT IN HISTORY

TO BE DRAFTED INTO THE BUREAU
IN HER SOPHOMORE YEAR.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
DOCTOR?

Rachael:
IT'S LIKE THEY SAY--

THE BRIGHTEST FUTURES ARE BASED
ON FORGOTTEN PASTS.

IN THE END,
I DID PUT DR. DANIELS

IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

BUT YOU GOT TO GIVE TO TAKE,
YOU KNOW?

HE GETS HIS NATIONAL
BEST-SELLER,

WHICH IS EVER SO FLAWED.

I WONDER HOW
HE SLEEPS AT NIGHT

KNOWING THAT I STILL
WALK THE STREETS?

ME?
I NEED FOR HIM TO KNOW.

I MEAN,
WHAT'S THE POINT

OF PULLING OFF
THE PERFECT SET OF MURDERS

TO REALIZE MY DREAM,

IF THERE ISN'T SOMEONE ALIVE
WHO KNOWS ABOUT IT?

IT WOULD BE AS IF
I'VE DONE NOTHING AT ALL.

* I REMEMBER HER

* THE GIRL
WHO WOULDN'T DIE *

* SHE SAID
IT WASN'T TRUE *

* I KNEW IT WAS A LIE

* PEOPLE ON THE STREET

* WOULD CRY OUT
IF THEY KNEW *

* THE THINGS
THAT I HAVE DONE *

* TO MAKE THE DREAM
COME TRUE *

* WHEN SHE
BLEW MY MIND AWAY *

* ALL THE FEELINGS
WERE BETRAYED *

* HEAVEN
WOULD SQUEEZE HER *

* HELL WOULD RELEASE HER

* INTO MY BRAIN

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* AND I SWEAR
SHE LOOKED SURPRISED *

* WHEN I JOINED
THE FREAK SHOW GUYS *

* UNDER THE BIG TOP

* I WAS A CYCLOPS

* WITH 2 EYES

* WHEN MORNING
TURNED TO NIGHT *

* SHE SAID IT WAS A HOAX

* AND WHEN
SHE CAME WITH ME *

* SHE SAID IT WAS A JOKE

* I STILL HEAR THE BEAT

* AND IT MAKES ME
WANNA FLY *

* FOR I COULD NOT
COMPLETE *

* THE GIRL
WHO WOULDN'T DIE *

* IN A MILLION
LITTLE YEARS *

* ALL THE WAITING
TO BE HERE *

* HELL COULDN'T CRUSH ME

* HEAVEN WOULD BRUSH ME

* OUT OF THE TEAR

* I STILL SEE HER

[SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

* LA LA LA LA LA

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