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Thank you.

She isn't coming yet, Toto.

Did she hurt you?

She tried to, didn't she?

Come on, we'll go tell Uncle Henry and Auntie Em.

Listen to what Miss Gulch did to Toto.

She hit him. Dorothy, please, we're trying to count.

Oh, but Aunt Em, she hit him. Don't bother us now, honey. This old

incubator's gone bad, and we're likely to lose a lot of our chicks.

Oh, the poor little things.

Oh, but Aunt Em, Miss Gulch hit Toto right over the back with a rake just

because she says he gets in her garden and chases her nasty old cat every day.

Seventhie, Dorothy, please.

Oh, but he doesn't do it every day. Just once or twice a week.

And he can't catch her old cat anyway. And now she says she's going to get the

servants. Dorothy, Dorothy, we're busy.

All right.

How's she coming?

Take it easy.

You got my finger.

Why don't you get your finger out of the way?

There you are. Right on my finger. It's a lucky thing it wasn't your head. Zeke.

What am I going to do about Miss Gulch, just because Toto chases her old cat?

Listen, honey, I got them hogs to get in.

Now, look it, Dorothy, you ain't using your head about Miss Gulch. Think you

didn't have any brains at all. I have so got brains.

Well, why don't you use them?

When you come home, don't go by Miss Gulch's place. Then Toto won't get in

her garden, and you won't get in no trouble, see?

Oh, Hunk, you just won't listen, that's all.

Well, your head ain't made of straw, you know.

before I make a dime bank out of you.

Listen, kid.

Are you gonna let that old gulch heifer try and buffalo you?

She ain't nothing to be afraid of. Have a little courage, that's all.

I'm not afraid of her.

Then the next time she squawks, walk right up to her and spit in her eye.

That's what I'd do.

Hi, Dorothy.

Yes, I'm all right.

Oh, I fell in and Zeke... Why, Zeke, you're just as

scared as I am.

What's the matter, go let a little old pig make a coward out of you?

Look at you, Zeke, you're just as... Here, here, what's all this

jabberwaffing when there's work to be done?

I know three shipless farmhands that'll be out of a job before they know it.

Well, Dorothy was walking along... I saw you tinkering with that contraption,

Hickory. Now you and Hung get back to that wagon.

All right, Mrs. Gale.

But someday they're going to erect a statue to me in this town. Well, don't

start posing for it now.

Here, here. Can't work on an empty stomach. Have some crullers. Gosh, Mrs.

Gale. Just right.

What? You see, Dorothy toppled in with the big door. It's no place for Dorothy

around the pigsty. Now you go feed those hogs before they worry themselves into

anemia. Yes, ma'am.

Annie Ann, really, you know what Miss Gull said she was going to do to Toto?

She said she was going to... Now, Dorothy, dear, stop imagining things.

You always get yourself into a fret over nothing. Now you just help... out today

and find yourself a place where you won't get into any trouble.

Some place where there isn't any trouble.

Do you suppose there is such a place, Toto?

There must be.

It's not a place you can get to by a boat or a train.

It's far, far away.

Behind the moon.

Beyond the rain?

Somewhere over the rainbow Way

up high There's a

land that I heard of Once in a lullaby

Dreams that you dare to dream really do come true.

Someday I'll wish upon a star and wake up where the clouds are far behind

me.

Where troubles melt like lemon drops away above the chimney tops.

That's where...

If happy little bluebirds fly.

your wife right away about Dorothy.

Dorothy? Well, what has Dorothy done? What's she done?

I'm all but lame from the bite on my leg.

Me, she bit you?

No, her dog.

Oh, she bit her dog, eh?

No.

That dog's a menace to the community. I'm taking him to the sheriff and make

sure he's destroyed.

Destroyed? Toto?

Oh, you can't. You mustn't.

Auntie Em, Uncle Henry, you won't let her, will you?

No. Of course we won't.

Where are we?

Please, Aunt Em.

Tono didn't mean to. He didn't know he was doing anything wrong. I'm the one

that ought to be punished. I let him go in her garden. You can send me to bed

without supper. If you don't hand over that dog, I'll bring a damn suit that'll

take your whole farm.

There's a law protecting folks against dogs that bite. How would it be if she

keeps him tied up? He's really gentle. With gentle people, that is. Well,

that's for the sheriff to decide.

Here's his order allowing me to take him.

Unless you want to go against the law.

You can't go against the law, Dorothy. I'm afraid poor Toto will have to go.

Now you're seeing reason.

Here's what I'm taking him in, so he can't attack me again.

No, no, I won't let you take him.

You go away, or I'll bite you myself.

Dorothy. You wicked old witch.

Uncle Henry, Auntie Em, don't let him take Toto. Don't let him take him,

please. Put him in the basket, Henry.

Just because you own half the county doesn't mean you have the power to run

the rest of us.

For 23 years, I've been dying to tell you what I thought of you. And now,

well, being a Christian woman, I can't say it.

I got you back.

You came back.

Oh, I'm so glad.

They'll be coming back for you in a minute.

We've got to get away.

We've got to run away.

Well, well, well, house guests, eh?

And who might you be?

No, no, no, now, don't tell me.

Let's see, you're, uh... You're traveling in disguise.

No, that's not right. I've, uh... You're, uh... You're going on a visit.

No, I'm wrong. That's, uh... You're, uh... You're running away.

How did you guess?

Professor Marvel never guesses. He knows.

Now, why are you running away?

No, no, no, don't tell me.

They don't understand you at home. They don't appreciate you. You want to see

other lands, big cities, big mountains, big oceans.

Why, it's just like you could read what was inside of me.

Toto, that's not polite.

We haven't been asked yet.

He's perfectly welcome.

As one dog to another, huh?

Now, let's see, where were we? Oh, please, Professor.

Why can't we go with you and see all the crown heads of Europe?

Do you know any? Oh, you mean the thing. Yes, well, I never do anything without

consulting my crystal first.

Let's go inside here. We'll just come along. I'll show you.

That's right here.

Sit right down here. That's it.

This is the same genuine...

magic, authentic crystal used by the priests of Isis and Osiris in the days

of the pharaohs of Egypt, in which Cleopatra first saw the approach of

Julius Caesar and Mark Anthony and so on and so on.

Now, you'd better close your eyes, my child, for a moment in order to be

better in tune with the infinite.

We can't do these things without...

reaching out into the infinite.

Yes, that's all right. Now you can open them. We'll gaze into the crystal.

What's this I see?

A house with a picket fence and a barn with a weather vane and a running

horse. That's our farm.

Yes, there's a woman. She's...

She's wearing a polka dot dress.

Her face is careworn.

That's Aunt Anne.

Yes, her name is Emily.

That's right.

What's she doing?

Well, I can't quite see.

Why, she's crying.

Someone has hurt her.

Someone has just about broken her heart.

Me? Well, it's someone she loves very much.

Someone she's been very kind to.

Someone she's taken care of in sickness.

I had the measles once, and she stayed right by me every minute.

Uh-huh.

What's she doing now?

She's... What's this?

She's putting her hand on her heart.

She's dropping down on the bed. Oh, no, no.

That's all.

The crystal's gone dark.

You don't suppose she could really be sick, do you?

Oh, I've got to go home right away.

But what's this? I thought you were going along with me.

Oh, no, no. I have... Get to her right away.

Come on, Toto. Come on. Come on.

I'd like some marble, and thanks a lot.

Better get under cover, Sylvester. There's a storm blowing up a whopper.

Just speaking the vernacular of the peasantry.

Poor little kid. I hope she gets home all right.

It's a twister. It's a twister.

I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

We must be over the rainbow.

I know we're not in Kansas.

Are you a good witch or a bad witch?

Who, me?

I'm not a witch at all.

I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas.

Oh. Well, is that the witch?

Who, Toto?

Toto's my dog.

Well, I'm a little muddled. The munchkins call me because a new witch

has just dropped a house on the Wicked Witch of the East.

And there's the house. And here you are.

And that's all that's left of the Wicked Witch of the East.

And so, what the Munchkins want to know is, are you a good witch or a bad witch?

But I've already told you, I'm not a witch at all.

Witches are old and ugly.

What was that? The Munchkins.

They're laughing because I am a witch.

I'm Glinda, the Witch of the North.

You are?

I beg your pardon, but...

I've never heard of a beautiful witch before.

Only bad witches are ugly.

The munchkins are happy because you have freed them from the wicked witch of the

east. Oh, but if you please, what are munchkins?

The little people who live in this land, it's munchkin land, and you are their

national heroine, my dear.

It's all right. You may all come out and thank her.

Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady.

from a star.

She fell from the sky, she fell very far, and Kansas, she

says, is the name of the star.

She brings you good news, or haven't you

heard? When she fell out of Kansas, a miracle occurred.

It really was no miracle. What happened was just this. The wind began to switch,

the house to pitch, and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch. Just then,

the witch, to satisfy an itch, went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a

hitch.

We thank you very sweetly for doing it so neatly.

You've killed us so completely that we thank you very sweetly.

Let the joyous news be spread. The wicked old witch at last is dead.

We'll be right back.

the Monskine City in the county of the land of Oz.

I welcome you most legally.

But we've got to verify if legally. To see. To see. If she.

If she.

Is morally, ethically, spiritually, physically, positively, absolutely,

undeniably, and really.

As coroner, I must suffer.

I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really

most sincerely dead.

Then this is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants.

Yes, let the joyous news be spread. The wicked old witch at last is dead.

We'll be

right back.

That was her sister, the Wicked Witch of the East. This is the Wicked Witch of

the West.

She's worse than the other one. Who killed my sister?

Who killed the Witch of the East?

Was it you?

No.

No, it was an accident. I didn't mean to kill anybody.

Well, my little pretty, I can cause accidents too.

Aren't you forgetting the ruby slippers?

Give them back to me, or I'll... It's too late. There they are, and there

they'll stay.

Give me back my slippers.

I'm the only one that knows how to use them. They're no use to you.

Give them back to me.

Give them back.

Keep tight inside of them. Their magic must be very powerful, or she wouldn't

want them so badly. You stay out of this, Glinda, or I'll fix you as well.

Oh, rubbish.

You have no power here.

Be gone before somebody drops the house on you.

very well i'll bide my time and as for you my fine lady it is true i can't

attend you here now as i'd like but just try to stay out of my way just try i'll

get you my pretty and your little dog too

What is the matter, Sulphur?

I'm afraid you've made rather a bad enemy of the Wicked Witch of the West.

The sooner you get out of Oz altogether, the safer you'll sleep, my dear.

Oh, I'd give anything to get out of Oz altogether.

But which is the way back to Kansas?

I can't go the way I came.

No, that's true.

The only person who might know would be the great and wonderful Wizard of Oz,

Insta.

Wizard of Oz?

Is he good or is he wicked?

Oh, very good, but very mysterious.

He lives in the Emerald City, and that's a long journey from here. Did you bring

your broomstick with you?

No, I'm afraid I didn't. Well, then, you'll have to walk.

The Munchkins will see you safely to the border of Munchkinland.

And remember, never let those ruby slippers off your feet for a moment, or

you will be at the mercy of the Wicked Witch of the West.

How do I start for Emerald City?

It's always best to start at the beginning, and all you do is follow the

yellow brick road.

But what happens if I... Just follow the yellow brick road.

Come and go so quickly here.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow, follow, follow, follow.

The Wizard of Oz

is one

because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things

he does.

You're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.

Follow the yellow brick road.

Follow the yellow... Now which way do we go? Pardon me. That way is a very nice

way.

Who said that?

Don't be silly, Toto.

Scarecrows don't talk. It's pleasant down that way, too.

That's funny.

Wasn't he pointing the other way?

Of course, people do go both ways.

Why, you did say something, didn't you?

Are you doing that on purpose?

Or can't you make up your mind?

That's the trouble. I can't make up my mind.

I haven't got a brain.

Only straw.

How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?

I don't know.

But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking, don't they?

Yes, I guess you're right.

Well, we haven't really met properly, have we?

Why, no.

How do you do?

How do you do?

Very well, thank you. Oh, I'm not feeling at all well.

You see, it's very tedious being stuck up here all day long with a hole up your

back. Oh, dear, that must be terribly uncomfortable.

Can't you get down? Down?

No, you see, I'm... Well, I'm... Oh, well, here, let me help you.

Oh, that's very kind of you.

Very kind.

Well... Oh, dear, I don't quite see how I can... Of course I'm not bright about

doing things.

But if you'll just bend the nail down in the back, maybe I'll slip off and

come... Oh, yes.

There goes some of me again.

Does it hurt you?

Oh, no. I just keep picking it up and putting it back in again.

My, it's good to be free.

Did I scare you?

No, no.

I just thought you hurt yourself.

But I didn't scare you?

No, of course not.

I didn't think so.

Boo. It's a cat. Boo. You see?

I can't even scare a crow.

They come from miles around just to eat in my field and laugh in my face.

Oh, I'm a failure because I haven't got a brain.

Well, what would you do with a brain if you had one?

Do? Why, if I had a brain, I could... I could while away the hours Confirming

with the flowers Consulting with the rain

And my head, I'd be scratching while my thoughts were busy hatching if I only

had a brain.

I'd unravel every riddle for any individual in trouble or in pain.

With the thoughts you'd be thinking you could be another Lincoln if you only had

a brain.

Oh, I could tell you why.

The oceans near the shore.

I could think of things I never thought before.

And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nothing. My head all full of stuffing. My heart all full

of pain.

I would dance and be merry.

Life would be a ding-a-derry if I only had a brain.

Wonderful.

Why, if our scarecrow back in Kansas could do that, the crows would be scared

to pieces.

They would?

Where's Kansas?

That's where I live.

And I want to get back there so badly, I'm going all the way to Emerald City to

get the Wizard of Oz to help me.

You're going to see a wizard?

Do you think if I went with you, this wizard would give me some brains?

I couldn't say.

But even if he didn't, you'd be no worse off than you are now.

Yes, that's true. But maybe you better not. I've got a witch mad at me and you

might get into trouble. Witch?

I'm not afraid of a witch.

I'm not afraid of anything.

Except a lighted match.

I don't blame you for that.

But I'd face a whole box full of them for the chance of getting some brains.

Look, I won't be any trouble because I don't eat a thing.

And I won't try to manage things because I can't think.

Won't you take me with you?

Why, of course I will.

Hooray! We're off to see a wizard! Oh, well, you're not starting out very well.

Oh, I'll try.

Really, I will.

To what?

To what?

We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz.

Well, here he is, the wizard, the wiz, if ever a wiz there was.

If ever, oh, ever a wiz there was, the wizard of Oz is one because, because,

because, because, because, because...

Because of the wonderful things he does We're off to see the buses The wonderful

Wizard of Oz

Did you say something?

She was hungry. She was hungry.

Well, how would you like to have someone come along and fix something off of you?

Oh, dear.

I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas.

Come along, Dorothy.

You don't want any of those apples.

Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?

Oh, no.

It's just that she doesn't like little green worms.

Oh, no.

I guess that did it

Why, it's a man.

A man made out of tin.

Yes.

Did you say something?

He said oil can.

Oil can what?

Oil can.

Oh, here it is.

Where do you want to be oiled first?

He said his mouth.

The other side.

My goodness, I can talk again.

Oil my arms, please. Oil my elbows.

It feels wonderful.

I've held that axe up for ages.

Goodness. How did you ever get like this?

Well, about a year ago, I was chopping that tree when suddenly it began to

rain. And right in the middle of the chop, I rusted solid.

And I've been that way ever since.

Well, you're perfect now.

My neck.

Perfect? Bang on my chest if you think I'm perfect.

Go ahead, bang on it.

Beautiful. What an echo.

It's empty.

The tinsmith forgot to give me a heart.

No heart?

No heart.

All hollow.

When a man's an empty kettle, he should be on his metal, and yet I'm torn apart.

Just because I'm presuming that I could be kind of human if I only

had a heart.

I'd be tender, I'd be gentle, and awful sentimental regarding love and

art.

I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows if I only had

a heart.

Picture me, a balcony, above a boy

sings long.

Wherefore art thou, Romeo?

I hear a beat.

How sweet, just to register emotion.

Jealousy, devotion And really feel the part I

could stay young and chipper And I'd lock it with a zipper If I

only had a heart

Are you all right? I'm afraid I'm a little rusty yet. Oh, dear.

That was wonderful.

You know...

We were just wondering why you couldn't come with us to the Emerald City to ask

the Wizard of Oz for a heart.

Well, suppose the Wizard wouldn't give me one when we got there.

Oh, but he will.

He must.

We've come such a long way already.

You call that love?

Why, you just begun.

Helping the little lady alone. Are you, my fine gentleman?

Well... Stay away from her, or I'll stuff a mattress with you.

And you, I'll use you for a behind.

Here's Carol.

Want to play ball?

I'll see you get safely to the wizard now, whether I get a brain or not.

Stuff a mattress with me.

I'll see you reach the wizard, whether I get a heart or not.

Beehive, bah!

Let her try and make a beehive out of me.

Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had.

And it's funny, but I feel as if I've known you all the time.

But I couldn't have, could I? I don't see how.

You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you? And I was

standing over there, rusting for the longest time.

Still, I wish I could remember.

But I guess it doesn't matter anyway.

We know each other now, don't we?

That's right, we do.

To us?

To us.

Here he is, the Wizard of Wiz, if ever a wizard there was.

If ever, wherever a wizard there was, the Wizard of Oz is one. Because,

because, because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things

he does.

We're off to see the Wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.

I like this forest.

It's dark and creepy.

Of course I don't know, but I think it'll get darker before it gets lighter.

Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?

We might.

Animals that eat straw?

Some, but mostly lions and tigers and bears.

Lions? And tigers?

And bears.

Tigers and bears, oh my!

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!

Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and tigers and bears, oh my! Lions and

tigers and bears, oh my!

I'll fight you with one paw tied behind my back.

I'll fight you standing on one foot.

I'll fight you with my eyes closed.

Oh, pulling an axe on me, eh?

Sneaking up on me, eh?

Why... Here, here. Go away and let us alone.

Oh, scared, huh?

Afraid, huh?

How long can you stay fresh in that can?

Come on, get up and fight.

your shivering junkyard.

Put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay.

Now, that's getting personal, Ian.

Yes. Get up and teach him a lesson.

Well, what's wrong with you teaching him?

Well, I hardly know him.

I'll get you anyway, Pee-wee.

What did you do that for?

I didn't buy them.

No, but you tried to.

It's bad enough picking on a straw man, but when you go around picking on poor

little dogs... Well, you didn't have to go and hit me, did you?

Is my nose bleeding? Well, of course not.

My goodness, what a fuss you're making.

Well, naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are...

Why, you're nothing but a great big coward. You're right. I am a coward.

I haven't any courage at all.

I even scare myself.

Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks.

Why don't you try counting sheep?

That doesn't do any good. I'm afraid of them.

Oh, that's too bad.

Don't you think the wizard could help him too?

I don't see why not.

Why don't you come along with us? We're on our way to see the wizard now, to get

him a heart. And him a brain. I'm sure he could give you some courage.

Well, wouldn't you feel the greater to be seen in the company of a cowardly

lion?

I would.

Oh,

of course not.

Gee, that's awfully nice of you.

My life has been simply unbearable.

Well, it's all right now.

The wizard will fix everything.

It's been in me so long.

I just got to tell you how I feel.

Well, come on.

Yeah, it's sad, believe me, missy, when you're born to be a sissy without the

vim and vibe.

But I could show my prowess be a lion, not a mouse, if I only had the nerve.

I'm afraid there's no denying.

I'm just a dandelion, a fate I don't deserve.

I'd be brave as a blizzard. I'd be gentle as a lizard. I'd be clever as a

gizzard. If the wizard is a wizard who will serve.

Then I'm sure to get a brain, a heart, a home, the knife.

Oh, we're off to see the wizard.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz. We hear, we use the Wizard of Oz. If ever a wizard

was. If ever, oh, ever a wizard was. The Wizard of Oz is one because, because,

because, because, because, because, because of the wonderful things he does.

We're off to see the wizard. The Wonderful Wizard of Oz.

You won't take warning, eh?

All the worse for you.

I'll take care of you now instead of later.

When I gain those ruby slippers, my power will be the

greatest in odds.

And now, my beauty, something with poison in it, I think.

With poison in it, but attractive to the eye and soothing.

The smell.

Poppies.

Poppies.

Poppies will put them to sleep.

Sleep.

Now they'll sleep.

Oh, we're almost there. At last, at last.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

Just like I knew it would be.

He really must be a wonderful wizard to live in a city like that. Well, come on,

then. What are we waiting for?

Nothing. Let's hurry.

Yes, let's run.

Yes.

It's wonderful.

Emerald City.

What's happening?

What is it?

I can't run anymore.

I'm so sleepy.

Here, give us your hands and we'll pull you along.

Oh, no, please.

I have to rest for just a minute.

Toto, where's Toto?

Oh, you can't rest now. We're nearly there.

Don't cry.

You'll rust yourself again.

Come to think of it, 40 wigs wouldn't be bad.

Don't you start a coup.

Oh, we ought to try and carry Dorothy.

I don't think I could, but we could try.

Left. Yes.

Oh, now look at him. This is terrible.

Here, Tin Man, help me. Oh, this is terrible.

Can't budge her a ninch. This is a spell, this is. It's the Wicked Witch.

What do we do?

Help! Help!

It's no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you. Help! Help!

Help!

Help! Help!

It's snowing.

No, it isn't.

Yes, it is.

So maybe that'll help.

Oh, but it couldn't help.

Does help.

Dorothy, you're waking up.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Unusual weather we're having, ain't it?

Look, he's busted again.

Oh, give me the oil can, quick. Here. Oh, quick.

He is rusted. Here. Here. Oh, quick. Oh.

Oh. Curse it. Curse it.

Somebody always helps that girl.

But shoes are no shoes.

I'm still brave enough to conquer her. And woe to those who try to stop.

Come on.

Let's get out of here.

Look. Emerald City is closer and prettier than that. You're out of the

woods. You're out of the dark. You're out of the night.

Step into the sun. Step into the light.

Keep straight ahead for the most glorious place on the face of the earth

or the sky.

Hold on to your breath. Hold on to your heart. Hold on to your heart.

Who rang that bell?

We did.

Can't you read?

Read what?

never seen him. Well, then how do you know there is one?

Because he... I don't.

You're wasting my time.

Oh, please, please, sir.

I've got to see the wizard.

The good witch of the north sent me.

Prove it.

She's wearing the ruby slippers. She gave her.

That's a horse of a different color!

Come on in!

Debbie!

Debbie! Just what you're looking for. Take you any place in the city we does.

Would you take us to see the wizard?

The wizard?

The wizard?

I can't...

Yes, of course.

But first, I'll take you to a little place where you can tidy up a bit. What?

Oh, thank you so much.

We've been gone such a long time, and we feel so messed... What kind of a horse

is that?

I've never seen a horse like that before.

No, and never will again, I fancy.

There's only one of him, and he's it.

He's the horse of a different color you've heard tell about.

Ha, ha, ha, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.

That's how we laugh the day away in the merry old land of Mars.

Puss, puss, puss, chirp, chirp, chirp, and a couple of bloody darts.

That's how the brick gets gripped all day in the merry old land of Mars.

Pat, pat here, pat, pat there, and a couple of brand new straws. That's how

we keep you young and fair in the merry old land of Mars.

Rub, rub here, rub, rub there, whether you're tin or bras.

That's how we keep you in repair in the merry old land of Mars.

Can you even dye my eyes to match my gown? Uh-huh. Jolly old town.

That's Satan, heir of Sample Fair in the very old land of bars.

Who's her?

It's the witch.

She's followed us here.

Surrender. Dorothy.

Dorothy?

Who's Dorothy?

The wizard will explain it. To the wizard. To the wizard.

Here. Whatever shall we do?

We'd better hurry if we're going to see the wizard.

Here. Here. Here. Everything is all right. Stop that now. Just... It's all

right.

In hand, I hope.

So you can all go home and there's nothing to worry about. Get out of here

now. Go on home and... Go home.

If you please, sir, we want to see the wizard right away. All four of us.

Daughters are.

Nobody can see the great Oz. Not nobody, not no how.

But please, it's very important.

And I got a permanent just for the occasion.

Not nobody, not no how.

But she's Dorothy.

The witch's Dorothy?

Come.

Well, that makes a difference. Just wait here. I'll announce you at once.

Did you hear that?

He'll announce us at once.

I've as good as got my brain. I can barely hear my heart beating.

I'll be home in time for supper. In another hour, I'll be king of the

forest. Long live the king.

were king of the forest.

Not queen, not duke, not prince.

My regal robes of the forest would be satin and

not a cotton and not chintz.

I'd command each thing, be it fish or fowl, with a woof and a woof

and a roar.

As I click my heel, all the trees would kneel, and the mountains bow, and the

bulls howl.

And the sparrow would take wing.

Fie, fie, well, king.

Each rabbit would show respect.

To me, the chipmunks genuflect. To me, though my tail would lash, I

would show compash for every underling.

Fie, fie, oh king.

Just king.

Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?

Not nobody!

Not no-how!

Not even a rhinoceros?

Imposterous! How about a hippopotamus? Why, I... Thrashing from top to bottom

us. Supposing you met an elephant?

I'd lap him up in cellophane.

What if it were a brontosaurus?

I'd show him who was king of the forest.

How? How?

Courage. What makes a king out of a slave?

Courage. What makes the flag on the mast to wave?

Courage. What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist or the dusky

dusk? What makes the muskrat... God, his musk.

Courage. What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder?

Courage. What makes the dawn come up like thunder?

Courage. What makes the hot and hot so hot?

What puts the ape in apricot?

What have they got that I ain't got?

Courage. You can say that again.

The wizard says go away.

Looked like we came a long way from nothing.

And I was so happy.

I thought I was on my way home.

Don't cry, Dorothy.

We're going to get you to the wizard. We certainly are.

Allium was so good to me that I never appreciated it.

Running away and hurting her feelings.

Professor Marvel said she was sick.

It's all my fault.

I'll never forgive myself.

Never, never, never.

Please don't cry anymore.

I'll get you into the wizard somehow.

I haven't had him myself.

Wait a minute, fellas.

I was just thinking.

I really don't want to see the wizard this much.

I'd better wait for him outside.

What's the matter?

Oh, he's just as scared again.

Don't you know the wizard's going to give you some courage?

I'd be too scared to ask him for it.

Well, then we'll ask him for you.

I'd sooner wait outside.

Why? Why?

Because I'm still scared.

What happened? Somebody pulled my tail.

You did it yourself.

I... Oh.

Come on.

On forward! Tell me when it's over.

and powerful.

Who are you?

Yes, sir.

Yes, Your Honor.

You see, a while back, we were walking down the yellow brick road, and...

Quiet!

You, scarecrow!

I'm the obratery to ask for a brain, you billowing bale of bovine

fodder!

Yes,

Your Honor. I mean, Your Excellency. I mean, your wizard breed.

Well? You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

Frightening him like that when he came to you for help.

Silence, whippersnapper.

The beneficent Oz has every intention of granting your requests.

What's that? What'd he say?

Huh? What'd he say?

But first, you must prove yourselves worthy.

by performing a very small task.

Bring me the broomstick of the Witch of the West.

But if we do that, we'll have to kill her to get it. Bring me her broomstick,

and I'll grant your request.

Now go.

But what if she kills us? Why? I said go!

I'd turn back if I were you.

There's spooks around here.

That's ridiculous.

Spooks. That's silly.

Don't you believe in spooks? No.

Why don't... Oh!

Are you all right?

I do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do. I

do believe in spooks. I do believe in spooks. I do, I do, I do, I do, I do.

Do? You'll believe in more than that before I'm finished with you.

Take your army to the haunted forest and bring me that girl and her dog.

Do what you like with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed.

They'll give you no trouble, I promise you that.

I've sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of them.

Take special care of those ruby stickers.

I want those most of all.

Now, stop!

What happened to you?

They tore my legs off and they threw them over there.

Then they took my chest out and they threw it over there. Well, that's you

all over.

They sure knocked the stuffings out of you, didn't they? Don't stand there

talking. Put me together. We've got to find Dorothy.

Now, let's see.

What a nice little dog.

And you, my dear.

What an unexpected thing.

It's so kind.

What are you going to do with my dog?

Give him back to me. All in good time, my little pretty. All in good time.

Oh, please give me back my dog.

Certainly, certainly.

When you give me those slippers.

But the good witch of the north told me not to.

Very well.

Throw that basket in the river and drown him.

I knew you'd see reason.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I didn't do it. Can I still have my dog? No, fool that I am. I should have

remembered.

Those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive.

But that's not what's worrying me.

It's how to do it.

These things must be done delicately, or you hurt the stand.

trouble to me then you're worth one way or another but it'll soon be over now

you see that that's how much longer you've got to be alive

and it isn't long my pretty it isn't long i can't wait forever to get those

shoes

There's Toto.

Where'd he come from?

What? Don't you see?

He's come to take us to Dorothy.

Come on, fella.

I hope my strength holds out. I hope your tail holds out.

What's that? What's that?

That's the castle of the Wicked Witch.

Dorothy's in that open place.

Oh, I hate to think of her in there.

We've got to get around.

Don't cry now.

We haven't got the oil can with us and you've been squeaking enough as it is.

Who's that? Who's that?

I've got a plan how to get in here.

He's got a plan.

And you're going to lead us.

Yeah.

Me? Yes, you.

I...

I got to get around there.

That's right.

All right.

I'll go in there for Dorothy.

Wicked witch. Oh, no wicked witch.

Gods are no gods. I'll tear them apart.

I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there.

There's only one thing I want you fellas to do.

What's that?

Talk me out of it.

No, you don't.

Wait a minute.

No.

Shhh! I've got another idea.

Do you think it would be polite dropping him like this?

Go now.

Yeah.

There.

Wait. Let me make sure.

Dorothy, are you in there? It's us.

Yes.

It's me.

She locked me in.

Listen, we've got to get her out. Open the door.

Dorothy! Dorothy!

Hurry!

We've got no time to lose!

Going so soon?

I wouldn't hear of it. Why, my little party's just beginning.

Crap. Crap like mice. Rats.

That's right.

Don't hurt them right away.

We'll let them think about it a little first.

Where do we go now?

We'll see the first.

She's dead. You killed her.

I didn't mean to kill her.

Really, I didn't.

It's just that he was on fire.

Hail to Dorothy. The Wicked Witch is dead.

Hail to Dorothy. The Wicked Witch is dead.

The broom.

May we have it? Please, and take it with you. Oh, thank you so much.

Now we can go back to the wizard and tell him the Wicked Witch is dead. The

Wicked Witch is dead, and I believe my eyes.

We brought you the broomstick of the Wicked Witch of the West.

We melted her.

Oh, you liquidated her, eh?

Very resourceful. Yes, sir.

So we'd like you to keep your promise to us, if you please, sir.

Not so fast.

Not so fast!

I'll have to give the matter a little thought.

Go away and come back tomorrow.

You've had plenty of time already.

It's true. There's no other wizard except me. You humbug!

Yes,

it's exactly so. I'm a humbug. Oh, you're a very bad man.

Oh, no, my dear. I'm a very good man. I'm just a very bad wizard.

What about the heart that you promised Tin Man?

And the courage that you promised Cowardly Lion? And Scarecrow's brain?

Why, anybody can have a brain.

That's a very mediocre commodity.

Every pusillanimous creature that crawls on the earth or slinks through slimy

seas has a brain. Back where I come from, we have universities, seats of

great learning, where men go to become great thinkers.

And when they come out, they think deep thoughts and with no more brains than

you have. But they have one thing you haven't got, a diploma.

Therefore... By virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitatis

Committeatum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of T

.H.D.

T.H.D.? That's Doctor of Thinkology.

Some of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal

to the square root of the remaining side.

Oh, joy!

Rapture! I've got a brain!

How can I ever thank you enough?

Well, you can't. As for you, my fine friend, you're a victim of disorganized

thinking. You are under the unfortunate delusion that simply because you run

away from danger, you have no courage.

You're confusing courage with wisdom.

Back where I come from, we have men who are called heroes.

Once a year, they take their fortitude out of mothballs and parade it down the

main street of the city. And they have no more courage than you have.

They have one thing that you haven't got, a medal.

Therefore, for meritorious conduct, extraordinary valor, conspicuous bravery

against wicked witches, I award you the Triple Cross.

You are now a member of the Legion of Courage.

Shucks, folks, I'm speechless.

As for you, my galvanized friend...

You want a heart. You don't know how lucky you are not to have one.

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.

But I... I still want one.

Back where I come from, there are men who do nothing all day but good deeds.

They are called Philip... Good deed doers. And their hearts are no bigger

than yours. But they have one thing you haven't got. A testimonial.

Therefore, in consideration of your kindness, I take pleasure at this time

in presenting you with a small token of our esteem and affection.

And remember, my sentimental friend, that a heart is not judged by how much

you love, but by how much you are loved by others.

Oh, it ticks!

Look, it ticks.

Read what my medal says.

Courage. Ain't it the truth? Ain't it the truth? Oh, they're all wonderful.

Hey, what about Dorothy?

Yes, how about Dorothy? Yeah.

Dorothy next.

Yeah, Dorothy. Oh, I don't think there's anything in that black bag for me.

Well, you forced me into a cataclysmic decision.

The only way to get Dorothy back to Kansas is for me to take her there

myself.

Caught you?

Oh!

Oh, but are you a clever enough wizard to manage it? Child, you cut me to the

quick. I'm an old Kansas man myself, born and bred in the heart of the

western wilderness.

Premier balloonist par excellence to the Miracle Wonderland Carnival Company

until one day, while performing spectacular feats of stratospheric skill

never before attempted by civilized man, an unfortunate phenomena occurred.

The balloon failed to return to the fair.

It did?

Weren't you frightened?

Frightened? You are talking to a man who has laughed in the face of death,

sneered at doom, and chuckled at catastrophe.

I was petrified.

Then suddenly the wind changed, and the balloon floated down into the heart of

this noble city, where I was instantly acclaimed Oz, the first Wizard Deluxe.

Times being what they were, I accepted the job, retaining my balloon against

the advent of a quick getaway.

And in that balloon, my dear Dorothy, you and I... I will return to the land

of Eve, plural of a spoon of.

My friends, my friends, I need

my friends!

This is positively the finest exhibition ever to be shown.

May I, your...

I am about to embark upon a hazardous and technically unexplainable journey

into the outer stratosphere.

To confer, converse, and otherwise hobnob with my brother wizards. And I

hereby decree that until what time, if any, that I return, the scarecrow.

By virtue of his highly superior brains shall rule in my stead.

Assisted by the Tin Man, by virtue of his magnificent heart.

And the Lion, by virtue of his courage.

Obey them as you would me.

Thank you.

Lion!

Oh, Toto! Come back!

Toto! Toto!

Oh, don't go to the mountain. I'll be right with you.

Not that dog!

This is a highly...

I can't come back. I

don't know how it works.

Goodbye, folks.

Oh, no, I'll never get home.

Stay with us then, Dorothy.

We all love you.

We don't... wants you to go.

Well, that's very kind of you.

But this could never be like Kansas.

Annie, I must have stopped wondering what happened to me by now.

Oh, Scarecrow, what am I going to do?

Look, here's someone who can help you.

You don't need to be helped any longer. You've always had the power to go back

to Kansas.

I have.

Then why didn't you tell her before?

Because she wouldn't have believed me. She had to learn it for herself.

What have you learned, Dorothy?

Well, I think that it wasn't enough just to want to see

Uncle Henry and Auntie Anne.

And it's that if I ever go looking for my heart's desire again...

I won't look any further than my own backyard.

Because if it isn't there, I never really lost it to begin with.

Is that right?

That's all it is.

But that's so easy.

I should have thought of it for you. I should have felt it in my heart.

No, she had to find it out for herself. Now those magic slippers will take you

home in two seconds.

Oh, total two?

Total two.

Oh, now?

Whenever you wish.

Oh, dear.

That's too wonderful to be true.

Oh, it's going to be so hard to say goodbye.

I love you all, too.

Goodbye, Tin Man.

Oh, don't cry.

You'll rust so fast.

Here's your oil can.

Goodbye.

Now I know I've got the heart because it's breaking.

Goodbye, Lion.

You know, I know it isn't right, but I'm going to miss the way you used to holler

for help before you found your courage.

I would never have found it if it hadn't been for you.

I think I'll miss you most of all.

Are you ready now?

Yes.

Say goodbye, Toto.

Yes, I'm ready now.

Then close your eyes and tap your heels together three times.

And think to yourself, there's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no place like home.

Wake

up,

honey.

A place like home.

There's no place like home.

There's no... Dorothy.

Dorothy, dear. It's Aunt Em, darling.

My Auntie Em.

It's you.

Yes, Dorothy. Hello there. Anybody home?

I just dropped by because I heard the little girl got caught in the big...

Well, she seems all right now.

Yeah, she got quite a bump on the head. We kind of thought there for a minute

she was going to leave us.

But I did leave you, Uncle Henry. That's just the trouble. And I tried to get

back for days and days. There, there, lie quiet now. You just had a bad dream.

Remember me?

Your old pal, Hunk?

Me?

Hickory? You couldn't forget my face, could you?

But it wasn't a dream.

It was a place.

And you, and you, and you, and you were there. Oh.

But you couldn't have been, could you?

Oh, we dream lots of silly things when we... No, Aunt Em. This was a real,

truly live place.

And I remember that some of it wasn't very nice. But most of it was beautiful.

But just the same, all I kept saying to everybody was, I want to go home.

And they sent me home.

Doesn't anybody believe me?

Of course we believe you.

Oh, but anyway, Toto, we're home.

Home. And this is my room.

And you're all here.

And I'm not going to leave here ever, ever again.

Because I love you all.

And... Oh, Auntie Em.

There's no place like home.