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Alright then, love, where do you want to go?

Is it okay if you could just drive me around for a while until I decide?

Yeah, no problem. Your money. Jump in.

I don't know. It's stupid.

It's just so stupid.

Well,

the thing is, my boyfriend doesn't like hairy pussies.

Well,

we've been together for four weeks now, and he says that it's time for us to

have sex, and...

I want to please him, obviously, but it's just... I'm scared he's not going

to like my hairy pussy.

Oh,

I really do.

It's just... Do you think so?

It's quite hairy, though.

It's a bit embarrassing.

I don't know. Are you sure you want to see?

This is it.

What do you think? He's gorgeous.

Gorgeous? She must be in love with him if you're going to get rid of that.

Thank you so much.

I'm just afraid that he's not going to like it.

Do you have any type?

Are you free at the minute?

Yeah. Well, I was wondering if you could help me.

I don't really know how I'm going to go about shaving. You want me to shave your

pussy for you? Yeah, if that's okay.

Yeah, fuck it, why not? I'll do that, why not?

Thank you so much. Oh, my God, you really?

You're going to shave it for me?

I'd better find somewhere to put it on the side of a road. Okay, this is so

exciting.

I hope he likes it.

Why don't you slip those knickers on? They don't want to get shabby on your

knickers. That's a good idea.

You know what, I'm not going to lie, I'm going to be sorry to see the bush go

because I love a bush.

Really? If your boyfriend doesn't, then I understand.

I just, I want to make him happy. I hope

you've

got a nice sharp razor in that bag.

I actually do.

Don't be nervous.

Don't be nervous.

Come here.

Let's get you in the right position so I can do some... Oh,

my God.

Demon barber stuff.

Yeah, literally.

Let's see what else you've got in here.

I've got some foam.

Okay, cool.

So, tell you what, you come prepared.

I actually did too.

So, how are we going to do this?

Let's have a look.

No one's ever touched my pussy before.

Really? Yeah, I'm a virgin.

No. Genuinely.

And you're going to give this to your boyfriend?

Yeah. He's a very lucky man. Thank you.

Let's have a look and see what they can do.

Let's start over in this little patch here.

I

think

it's done.

Wow.

Look at that.

oh it feels almost like i'm committing a crime bloody getting rid of

this it's so beautiful oh thank you so much

I grew it for so long. I've never had it shaven. I hope he bloody appreciates it.

Me too, to be honest.

I hope I can please him.

It sounds silly, but I just don't know what I'm doing.

Really? Yeah, it's... I don't know.

I read some sex books.

Watched some pornos. Yeah.

You could blow them out.

I'm joking.

I'm keeping these.

Oh, okay.

You're keeping all of yours.

This is some real commitment here.

I hope he appreciates it.

Yeah.

You might not recognise your own pussy after we've done this.

He's never seen it, Harry, before.

I'm just too embarrassed.

Really? Yeah.

I wouldn't want him to, like... I just know he doesn't like it, Harry.

Well, he said that, has he? Yeah. That he's not into girls with hairy pussies.

It hurt my feelings, cos my pussy's so hairy.

Well, I think when he sees it all nice and cleanly shaven he's going to fucking

love it. I hope so. Because you've got such a pretty little pussy.

Thank you.

So I think we're almost ready for the razor.

Oh my.

Thank you so much for helping me

Right, did I see you had a little bottle of water on you? I did, yeah. This is

going to come in really handy. Is it?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

It's cold.

The phone feels nice. Does it?

Yeah.

Now, when I've got the razor in my hand, you remember to stay really still. So

get that leg up there for me.

That's it.

Where should we start? Top or bottom?

Should we start at the top?

I'm going to be bored.

It's nice just laying there, letting someone shave.

So much.

Oh, that's...

I really do hope you appreciate this.

I'll write you a reference if you ever want to be a hairdresser

You're

actually surprisingly good at this

I'm lucky to have

found you, I wouldn't have known what I was doing today

it takes a steady hand when you're putting a razor near your private bits

There's just pussy hair and foam everywhere.

Give it a little rub, rub all that foam off

Let's

see if I've missed any patches

I tell you what, I have a little idea.

If you are worried about satisfying him, would you like the verdict of someone

who's got a little bit of experience?

What are you saying?

Well, I mean, I'll happily teach you a few things.

Really?

Fuck your boyfriend for the first time. He'll be more than satisfied. Would you

actually? Oh my god, thank you so much.

That would mean a lot.

That's actually a big relief.

I want you to teach me how I can please him.

Because I don't know what I'm doing and I want to be a good little slut for him.

You've come to the right barber.

oh wow

total

transformation i don't even recognize that anymore

You make sure you tell your boyfriend if you're gonna suck his cock he has to eat

your pussy

Slip that dress off.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Don't take my shorts down there. No, but it's very... Don't worry, it doesn't

bite. Okay. Take my shorts down there.

Take my shorts down there.

Fuck.

Is this right?

Feels fucking good to me.

You must have sucked your boyfriend's cock.

Never. Never even sucked his cock? I've never sucked a cock before in my life.

You've just given him, tossed him off a couple of times.

Yeah, we did some hand stuff, but, like, nothing proper.

I was doing the rest of my brush.

You like that one?

I do. It's so nice and big.

A lot bigger than my boyfriend's fucking house.

It's the biggest cock I've seen in my whole life.

It's so thick.

I'll tell you what, even though you're there, I want you to show me what you've

got, okay?

Does that feel good?

I hope my boyfriend likes it. Yeah, for someone that's first time, that's really

good. Thank you.

This is so better than if you cut like half of it in one moment.

When you're doing this to your boyfriend you have to pay attention to his balls

as well.

I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Why? You've got a gorgeous body. Do you think so?

Thank you.

I can see you've been watching porno films.

How did you know?

I'm copying porn stars now.

Do you

want

me to teach you a couple of things that will really blow your boyfriend's mind?

Yes, please.

Oh my god, are you sure?

Yeah, I swear every man loves his arse being tongued. You do this to your

boyfriend and he will love you forever.

If you're sure.

I don't know This is so naughty It's rude

You gotta remember all this because he's gonna love this okay

This is another thing every guy likes, is a tit wank.

Does it feel good when I'm between my boobs?

Fucking hell yes.

and the tits are so soft it feels so nice

Now, you've done all this to your boyfriend.

Yes. Okay.

You say to him, now it's time for you to pay me a bit of attention.

Okay. Okay?

We'll see. Don't let him be a selfish fucker, because most guys are selfish

fuckers. Don't let him be selfish.

I won't. All right? Okay.

Remind him that it's about your pleasure.

Okay. My pleasure.

Not just him. Don't get up there.

When you get yourself in this position, I want you to hold your ass open.

Really?

Yeah. Oh my goodness.

And you say to him, get your fucking tongue on my pussy and my ass.

Say it to me. Say it to you.

Say it to me.

Okay, get your fucking tongue on my pussy and my ass.

Stick it out.

Open it up.

Okay.

This is such a learning experience

I was like, oh, fuck.

Okay.

need to do when he's ready to come you say I want it all over my face

This went hard when I did that.

Look at that.

Oh my God, look at that.

I think I like choking on that.

Income. Dear end of the lesson.

Yes, I've learned a lot today.

Thank you. I think you're going to blow his mind.

I hope so.

I need to clean up before I go to his house.

Okay. So how much would it be for the taxi ride then?

Let's just call it 20 quid, shall we? All right, that's fair enough.