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(Jung Yong Hwa)

(Hong Seung Hee)

(Lee Yi Kyung)

(Park Yu Na)

(Oh! My Guard)

(This drama is a work of fiction.)

(Also, children and animals were filmed under production guidelines.)

Don't go anywhere anymore.

Just stay by my side.

The phone is turned off.

After the beep, you will be connected to voicemail...

Did she just leave?

Today, I really...

had somewhere I wanted to go together...

Goodness! One, two

I'm in my dream

How long do I have to sing this?

Am I a walking motion sickness pill?

What else can I do?

I only react to your voice.

My body only remembers you.

Please, just one more song, okay? Just one.

If my brother throws up on Ddabong...

Is it that hard for you?

Can you really not handle it?

Then we should go somewhere and take a rest.

Even over there.

(Green Motel)

You...

trust me, right?

This is the place you wanted to rest at?

Well, what kind of place were you imagining?

I was not imagining anything.

Although, I do have a pretty wild imagination.

Since I am always stuck at home,

I imagined everything that happens outside.

That is why that man always called me Anne of Green Gables...

That man? What man? Do you mean Director Han Jung Woo?

No, not Director Han.

Come to think of it, who was that man?

Wait. You said you were stuck at home.

- So your... - Me? What do you mean?

What? I love wandering around outside as a hobby.

Anyway, I finally feel alive.

By the way,

there is no one at the playground.

It was raining until just a moment ago.

It is nice that no one recognises me.

But I achieved my dream, so...

I have to endure that kind of inconvenience.

By the way,

was being an actor always your dream?

Not a car designer?

That is just a story in a drama.

Do you think the me you know is the real me?

Rich people must have multiple dreams.

I suppose you can achieve them more easily than others.

You really do not know anything.

I crawled my way up from the very bottom.

Things used to never work out for me.

I am rookie actor Kim Jae Hee. Thank you.

I look forward to working with you.

Back when I did not even have a chance,

giving up was easy.

Let us stop, man.

But it turns out...

there are many people like me in the world.

I gave up on my dream today.

Right now, I am the most depressed person in the world.

I am more depressed than you.

- I do not have a single friend. - I do not have a single friend.

Your ID is Ghost?

Just because of that?

I've only had 3 minor roles in 4 years.

I'm just a total loser.

(I'm just a total loser)

I haven't stepped outside my house in over 15 years.

What a load of crap.

You're such a liar.

It's true.

I swear.

Are you trying to have a battle...

over who has the more depressing life?

There are three of us guys...

splitting the rent for a rooftop room.

I haven't even been to school since the second grade.

Today, my profile went straight into the trash...

right in front of me.

But you probably still have someone who likes you, right?

- I don't even have a mom. - Hey, why are you...

getting so deep all of a sudden?

No one likes me.

Not even my dad.

That's why...

I never smile.

What's with her?

How is her life a bigger sob story than mine?

She's an attention seeker. A total attention seeker.

Yes, yes, you win the award for the most depressing life.

(Ghost: Yes, yes, you win the award for the most depressing life.)

(User: Ghost)

Could it be...

true?

Someone I know once said this.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

You never know which chocolate you're going to eat first.

But one thing is for sure.

There are definitely sweet chocolates...

in your box too, Ghost.

And maybe in mine as well.

If you know that,

why did you say you were giving up earlier?

Who even said that?

You're stuck at home,

so why aren't you answering your phone?

Why are you yelling at me?

What, are we having a yelling battle now?

What is he talking about?

I told you to eat proper meals,

but you're sitting there eating raw ramyeon.

Seriously...

Why is he yelling at me?

After that, I visited that cafe a few times,

but she never showed up.

Do you want to meet her again?

I just...

think about her sometimes.

That Ghost.

I wonder if she knows I became an actor.

That day...

I wonder if she even heard what I said that day.

Hello.

You received the Brave Citizen Award for this incident.

Please look at the camera and say a few words.

Aspiring actor Kim...

I mean, Um Tae Bong. I will do my best.

May I say one more thing?

- I really need to be on television. - Yes, please keep it short.

Are you watching?

Ghost, you are watching, right?

I am on television.

Therefore, my chocolate is incredibly sweet.

How about you?

Are you still in that serious mode where you never smile?

Soon, you will also be able to eat sweets that knock you out, like me.

So smile from now on.

Maybe she already knows.

Well, I am not that Ghost,

but she definitely heard you.

And...

she probably smiled.

When there is no one to see you smile.

No one smiles alone.

When there is no one to smile with you.

And you feel terribly lonely.

Maybe at that moment...

you were on her side.

Think of it as me always watching over you.

So now, you have to smile even if you are alone.

(Um Tae Bong, 26 Brave Citizen Award)

Knowing that somewhere...

there is someone on my side.

That alone is enough to make you smile again.

You asked who said that back then, right?

Forrest Gump.

His mother.

What you gave Ghost that day...

was true comfort.

I just...

said what I wanted to hear myself.

Then Ghost, who was right there at that moment,

was also comforting you.

She made your life, which almost went down the wrong path that day,

take a U-turn. Since you know that,

why did you say you were giving up earlier?

You have to do the same for me.

If I am going down the wrong path.

But I keep going without realising it.

Then you have to appear right in front of me,

so I can return to where I belong.

I want you to do that for me too.

You will do that, right?

Nothing in this world is free. Then give me money. Money.

I do not have any.

You are just going to exchange it for coins anyway.

If you do not give it to me today,

- I will bulldoze this place. - Do whatever you want.

There is not a single customer today...

Wait, there is one.

Seriously, give me the money. Money.

Sir, give me money.

Money.

What are you doing right now?

That crazy guy from last time?

That crazy woman from last time?

What, crazy?

- Are you talking to me right now? - Are you extorting money here too?

What for this time?

To be on television over there?

No, but why are you extorting money here?

Extorting? She is our lord.

Lord?

Our landlord.

Ready, go.

But are you really the landlord?

None of your business.

You have a very unique taste in investments.

They said the value would double in just one year.

But after selling this to me, the real estate agent ran away.

Gosh, dead again.

But no one knows there is an arcade in the alley,

and no one comes here.

Seven, six,

- five, four, three... - Behind you.

(Tekken King Han Jung Woo Was Here. Oct 7, 2001)

Han Jung Woo was here for the last time?

I wrote that the day before I immigrated to the UK.

Two thousand one?

Then for 20 years,

this place has not been painted once?

I wondered who would buy a building as old as me,

and this young celebrity bought it.

My life as a landlord is completely ruined.

Just stop here for today and go home.

You only take a quarter of the rent,

and on months with no customers, you change even that into coins...

and spend it all here. To help me pay the electric bill.

Wait a minute.

- Just one more game. - What, one game?

Father.

I am home.

What is it? It is not like you came out to see me off,

so you must have something to say. What is it?

Cha Hong Du's real family,

how is it...

that no one is looking for her?

They are not looking because no one exists.

I looked into it, too.

They say her mother passed away a long time ago,

and it seems she has a father.

To the young lady...

- it is as if he does not exist. - I have a bad feeling about it...

A normal father would have already been looking for her.

And filed a missing person report.

What is Cha Hong Du's real name?

You will get hurt if you know that.

Why is that important?

You are not even going to call her by that name.

What now?

Why are you coming closer?

From the beginning...

there was no blackmail, was there?

Fine, fine, let us say...

I lied to you. Are you happy now?

Are you a secret donation angel or something?

Let us say I also knew about Hong Du's pitiful situation...

and did it because I wanted to help her.

Okay, okay, I will look for a place for Hong Du to go right now, okay?

You cold-hearted jerk.

Take your time.

There is no rush.

Does he think he is Richard Gere? Darn it.

He is such a show-off, this punk.

Hey.

- You should get here earlier. - Su Dong worked hard today too,

so let us drink until we drop.

Yang Soo Dong, what is it? Why are you in such a good mood?

Where did Yang Soo Dong go...

after running away from the broadcasting station today?

Well, while he was away,

I thought I would clean his house for him.

- You know? Like a secret helper. - You did?

Why has our Ghost not been contacting us...

to buy anything lately?

Did they stop being a fan?

- Mr. Choi Gu? - You thief.

There was a rumour that That Person has dementia.

So he was staying at Tae Bong's house.

And I found a very important...

- piece of evidence there. - Evidence?

Undeniable evidence that Cha Hong Du...

has been going in and out of that house.

I mean, ever since she showed up,

he told us not to come anywhere near his house.

He even goes to the set on his own. She is young, but...

she talks down to him all the time. And he only stares at her on set.

Putting all of that together,

- the two of them are dating. - No way.

And that is Um Tae Bong's fatal flaw.

- What are you talking about? - He has terrible taste in women.

Hey, does she have money or a good education?

And that girl has the nerve...

to show up acting like a secret bodyguard.

Hong Du was a secret bodyguard?

That is crazy.

So what I mean is...

Anyway, that is not what is important.

Um Tae Bong has been deceiving Toxic Na Ri all this time...

What?

Who is deceiving our Na Ri?

Why does it have to be my drama?

Look at you.

I knew you would be like this.

Like what?

Fine, I will be generous.

Here.

(Cha Hong Du One-Day Pass)

You were holding out here just to get a birthday present.

I definitely gave you one.

So I will expect one on my birthday too.

Wow, does she think she is an amusement park?

One, two, three, four...

Why did she draw one more than the stars?

(Jubong Sweet and Spicy Fried Chicken)

The neighbourhood where Hae Ra was caught on CCTV,

I would like to go there myself.

I have not seen her at all since then,

so I do not think she is from this neighbourhood.

Let us go check over there too.

Yes, sir.

We should head back now. The sun has already set.

Chairman Oh.

Yes.

What brings you to my neighbourhood?

Was this where you lived, Director Han?

Yes.

I live in that penthouse over there.

Han Jung Woo,

why this rooftop apartment of all places?

Director Han,

are you adjusting well now that you are back in Korea?

Yes, I am trying my best.

Right, whose side are you on, Director Han?

- Excuse me? - There is no need to play innocent.

You must have figured it out by now.

Whether it is Chairman Oh or Chairman Wang.

It is time to pick a side.

Well, I...

Actually, for this new car promotion,

your insight played a big role,

and thanks to that, sales have exceeded expectations.

Whichever side you choose, Director Han...

is now a force the company cannot ignore, right?

There is no need to rush.

Once the heiress reveals herself to the world,

the direction of the wind will change.

- We should join forces then. - Of course we should.

Eat, eat up.

Why...

I should be doing that.

It is hot.

Did you enjoy your meal with the directors?

Next time, please make sure to include me...

- Yes, I will. - Yes, yes.

- Manager Na. - Yes.

About our company's heiress.

Do you know anything about her?

As the best informant in the company,

this is a top secret...

I heard she is incredibly ugly...

What?

This is a secret even the directors do not know, yes.

That man is Reporter No Tae Hwan.

He used to write a lot of articles about our company.

Where is he going?

No Tae Hwan?

(A "Car Doll Keychain" That Did Not Fit the Scene Was Found...)

(Reporter No Tae Hwan)

- Manager Na, go inside first. - Yes.

Excuse me?

Excuse me, sir.

You are Reporter No Tae Hwan, right?

I work at BK, and my name is Han Jung Woo.

I read the article you wrote before.

About Wang Hui Yeon.

Why did you view that accident as a mystery?

It is refreshing to hear such a question...

from someone at BK.

She turned it.

Excuse me?

That woman turned the steering wheel herself.

What do you...

It was a fatal accident where she crashed into a parked truck,

and someone went to the inquiring reporter...

and gave him money.

Enough money that he would not have to...

work as a reporter anymore.

Excuse me, sir. Just one more thing.

The car doll keychain...

that was found there at the time, right?

What did you hear?

I told you I received the money.

I am the kind of person who earns his keep.

Mom!

Cha Hong Du.

Cha Hong Du.

(We Have Noodles)

Why are you not answering? Are you mad?

(Song Na Ri, Actor and Singer, Country Girls)

He was so touched by the arm sleeves I gave him.

We look pretty good together.

I think I should get going.

We can talk later.

Did he really go to her yesterday?

I thought it was a contract relationship.

The number you have reached is not available.

After the beep, you will be connected to voicemail...

(Are you mad? I just need some air...)

- Who did you piss off this time? - Gosh, you startled me.

The bad boy concept is only cool in dramas.

In reality, it is a total failure.

You really cannot tell the difference...

between dramas and reality.

Wow, look who is talking.

But why does your face look like that after a nap?

I had a freaking amazing dream. Should I buy a lottery ticket?

What dream?

A dream where you died.

- What? - You got shot to death.

What a shame. I should have shot you.

Bang.

That little...

A dream where I get shot to death?

Why are all my dreams just one nightmare after another?

Anyway, they both leave a bad taste in my mouth.

(The Crown Prince's Bodyguard)

Han Jung Woo.

This was the last scene.

That is what I am saying.

I know.

I know very well that you are Toxic Na Ri's manager.

But if Toxic Na Ri finds out about this,

she is going to completely lose her mind.

(Blank Check)

Yes.

- No advances on your salary. - That is not it.

I am so sorry.

- For what? - About Tae Bong and Hong Du dating,

I swear I did not intentionally snitch...

- to Song Na Ri's manager. - Wait, hold on.

- Who is dating who? - Tae Bong and Cha Hong Du.

It is an open secret among all of us...

No, it is not.

CEO Park, do not worry. I will find a way...

- to tear them apart somehow. - No, do not do that. Do not.

Mom.

You know the implant money you mentioned before.

Yes, I have it ready.

The CEO gave it to me?

I wonder why he gave it to me.

What?

Eyelid surgery?

How much is that going to cost?

(Blank Check)

Let us just keep this one thing, just this.

(Do not live like that.)

(We will meet, right?)

I think we need to find out...

if all of these were sent by one person.

Right.

Yes, thank you. I will call you later.

It is your day off, so where are you going?

I have nothing to wear.

I am going out to buy some clothes and get some fresh air.

I will be back.

Then will you not go see my brother...

I can finally breathe.

Are you feeling a bit better?

Because I left you like that yesterday,

you were a little angry. Our Hyun Joo.

Keep looking at me like you are posing for a photoshoot.

Then I might just feel like forgiving you.

The standard for a photoshoot pose...

is this.

You smiled.

You abandoned me...

and had a good time with your girlfriend?

I saw Song Na Ri's Instagram.

That?

This is why only those without someone feel sad.

I am starting to get jealous. It makes me want to steal you away.

That is the best thing I have heard all day.

If I steal you? Will you fall for me?

I just might.

Then should we start with a kiss?

That is the natural order.

- Suddenly? - Yes.

I said let us try it.

You never used to give me an inch,

but now you are just throwing yourself at me?

Why? Do you hate it?

What?

There will be no kissing between us.

That is...

because out of all the ways I express my affection...

for you, Hyun Joo,

it is the most trivial.

My father is going to get even prettier.

Father. What was I like when I was young?

No matter how hard I try to remember,

I cannot remember.

Mister.

Why do you keep staring at me?

I do not like it.

Is this the time to worry about my lost memories?

Father is always fighting with himself.

But Father,

to be honest, I am scared to protect Um Tae Bong.

I only caught that pickpocket by chance last time.

Even in front of that fan who was bothering Song Na Ri,

I was actually terrified.

I was always brave and courageous,

but strangely,

it feels like that was not me at all.

If...

something actually happens to Um Tae Bong...

I am afraid I will not be able to do anything.

That is what scares me the most, Father.

Hey.

- What are you doing to his hair? - You are here?

I have always been the one to cut my father's hair, why?

It looks perfectly fine.

- Right, Father? - Chop, chop, what a flop!

My hair is uneven!

In that case,

let's cut this part again. Just here.

I might go to the rooftop room this weekend.

Do whatever you want.

Well, I have some clothes to bring back.

You do not even have any clothes to bring.

Well, I will not go if you do not want me to.

Are you kidding me?

"At 3:30 on Wednesday afternoon,"

"Han,"

"do you want to go ride bikes again this weekend?"

Who sent that?

I never said that.

Just go. Did anyone stop you?

Bring me some water first. He is thirsty.

Should I try an undercut while we are at it?

What do you think, Tae Bong?

Sir?

While I was out of my mind,

I gained another daughter I never had.

I am sorry.

For bringing you here without asking.

No, it is fine.

I used to make a living off my face,

so thank you for keeping me from looking terrible in public.

From now on...

things will only get worse, right?

If I forget this conversation too...

what do I do then?

I have done...

a great wrong to you, sir.

- I will stop. - Do not.

Look at her smiling so innocently. Just a few more days.

That much...

My daughter will understand.

("Red Snowman")

(Filming The Cocky Detective and Con Artist)

Cha Hong Du. You look pretty today.

Did you change your makeup?

Your clothes look really expensive too.

- What body wash do you use? - What?

My makeup is a sample Seon Mi gave me.

And the neighbourhood chief gave me these clothes.

I do not use body wash.

Really?

But the clothes look this good on you?

Is it because you have a good figure?

Is her shoulder your armrest?

I took two days off filming for the commercial.

Did you sort out the schedule?

Well, not yet...

You, go get me some water.

Hurry.

Hurry up.

It is true. Those two have something going on.

And they totally pretend they do not.

- Um Tae Bong's acting is insane. - Right.

No, looking at them again,

it seems like they are not even that close.

What? You said they seemed to be dating.

No, they are not dating. I am absolutely sure.

- For real. - As if.

What?

The next national team gathering is at your restaurant again, right?

Hey, let us change the venue for once...

Anyway,

about the Um Tae Bong case you asked me to look into.

That parking lot is a blind spot for the security cameras,

so this was caught on another car's dashcam.

From now on, only come exactly three times a week.

- What? - What?

When did he leave?

That customer is strange. He just left last time, too.

I should have seen this face.

Hong Du, I was just about to call you.

- Today is the day we ride bicycles. - I am sorry.

Um Tae Bong suddenly had a schedule earlier.

It cannot be helped.

- Work comes first. - Well,

I could ditch it if you called me.

I think you already ditched it.

Here is something warm.

Hong Du, I have been wanting to ask you this for a while...

do you also like things like a doll keychain?

Not really.

Only a kid carries things like that around.

What about when you were young?

When you were about 8 or 9 years old?

Like a car keychain...

Never mind. Give it to me.

If you were a girl, you would have liked...

pretty dolls more.

- That is a gender stereotype. - I am sorry.

I went overboard with my kindness.

I am generous, so I will understand. By the way,

who carried around a car doll keychain?

I am curious about that, too.

There,

it feels like there must have been...

someone else there.

There?

Anyway, what do you like?

Me?

I just like people.

Female people.

What kind of female people?

Don't tell me...

Is it that woman you mentioned last time?

I think you called her Oh Hae something.

It is a misunderstanding. A total misunderstanding.

It does not seem like a misunderstanding.

Hong Du, when will you be free again?

I told you I can skip work if you want me to, Mr. Han.

- Can you really do that? - Yes.

The bus is here. I will get going, Mr. Han.

Okay.

Hoped she'd take the next one.

That startled me.

She even shot a cosmetics commercial?

She must be busy trying to become a building owner.

Tae Bong, where is the commercial shoot tomorrow?

No one will tell me. I will just send a coffee truck.

I mean it.

(Toxic Na Ri)

I packed the toothpaste and toothbrush.

Do I need to pack towels too? How many?

Are you going on a school trip?

This is my first time on a trip like this.

We are going there to work.

We shoot the commercial on the first day...

and attend a party the next night.

I am talking here.

For 1 night and 2 days,

do I need to pack two sets of clothes?

What?

Have you not been changing your clothes every day?

Is there a time difference since it is out of town?

How much?

There is no time difference.

Unbelievable.

Are you really going together?

You have been acting a bit strange lately.

It seems like you are treating her a lot better.

Me?

It is strange right now.

It is not like you are taking care of a woman you like.

Are you crazy?

Out of all the actors, she specifically chose...

me, so I figured there must be a reason.

How should I put it?

As someone who has captured women's hearts,

it is a sense of responsibility, I guess?

- Are you not going? - Yes, I am going.

Hurry up and go.

What is this?

Did you pack everything in our house?

I do not think I have packed everything yet.

Are you that excited?

Yes, I am going to sleep now.

I need to sleep early so I can wake up early.

My my.

What a fuss.

You must tell me every move the young lady makes...

without leaving anything out.

There.

Our Tae Bong keeps asking about that person,

so I do not know how to answer...

Also, Tae Bong is going to a commercial shoot this time,

and that person is going with him...

Let's have a drink together.

Yes, sir.

Hello?

I informed you that that person is going with him, yes.

Done.

I think we are short on outfits.

It is Mr. Han.

Do you know him?

He lives next door to me.

Why does he live next door to you?

Jun Ji Hyun lives next door to me. Gang Dong Won lives two doors down,

and Lee Min Ho lives three doors down.

Is this the outfit for today?

- Yes. - It is pretty.

Hello.

- You are here too, Hong Du. - Yes.

- I am the head stylist. - I see.

Let us go to the car to get more outfits.

We will meet later.

You saw the storyboard, right?

It is so cliche.

You were acting so confident,

so I thought it would be an amazing concept.

A commercial that makes you wonder if the client was on drugs,

we want to make something like that too.

But the actors say they do not want to do that.

When we actually propose it, they say it looks cheap,

it ruins their image, or it is cliche.

Well-known actors can be quite picky.

Are we not going to shoot?

Keep up the good work, then.

I will.

Good luck.

All right, this time,

we will get a tight shot of your hand on the wheel,

but the ring stands out too much.

Ready for the shoot.

He could just put it in his pocket for the shoot.

Why did he leave it with me?

Am I his storage box?

Anyway, it is important to me.

I was going to give it...

to the first person I ever wanted.

He is so petty.

I will not wear it.

Look at her slacking off.

- Hey, Cha Hong Du, come here. - Yes.

What is the room number?

Great job on the shoot today, everyone.

Get some good rest for today.

I will see you tomorrow evening at the private party.

The commercial team is having a team dinner...

- on their way back to Seoul. - I know.

It is a shame to just go to sleep.

They say if you drink in a place with fresh air,

you do not get a hangover.

Hong Du,

do you want to unpack and come down for a bit?

There is a really nice place to take a walk around here.

Really? Then give me 10 minutes. No, just 5 minutes.

Great job, everyone.

Dae-seong, please back up all the edited versions here.

When I call you, run over within five seconds.

- My working hours are over. - I will pay you overtime.

Did you not see me make plans with Mr. Han earlier?

Why do you keep calling him that? He is older than you.

Close friends can do that. Why?

Close?

Double.

- Triple. - No. Tonight is a night...

where promises are more important than money.

What night?

What are you two going to do this late at night?

Do you not feel the danger lurking all around you?

You are unbelievable.

Wow.

Oh my.

Do you work here?

As you can see.

That is great.

I am attending the private party,

and there is a VIP room, right?

Unfortunately, this event is only for customers...

who purchased the limited edition new car.

What? Limited? How much is it? I will buy it.

Call the manager.

Director Han,

I have finished guiding everyone to their rooms.

So you are the manager?

As you can see.

Um Tae Bong's real girlfriend, Song Na Ri.

Probably the one Um Tae Bong sang for that day.

Yes.

Where is Director Han?

Here you are. The view is terrible.

Whether you are Mr. Han or Director Han,

do not go anywhere and change my room...

Tae Bong.

You...

Now, focus.

To celebrate Song Na Ri's birthday that is coming up in four months.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Thank you.

- Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, Song Na Ri.

You are the best, Tae Bong.

Hey. Do you want to die?

Drink.

I am finally drinking.

You should not be drinking. You are Tae Bong's bodyguard.

What?

You knew?

Wow, do you think I am an idiot?

I knew it when you fought...

that weird fan who grabbed my waist.

What?

Did everyone know?

Seon Mi, you too?

Darn it.

The whole nation knows. There are no secrets.

But anyway, what kind of name is Cha Hong Du?

It is exactly like our drama, and the job is exactly the same...

Song Na Ri. You like beef jerky starting today.

How did you know I like beef jerky?

I knew you were the only one who gets me.

But Hong Du, being a bodyguard is so cool.

It is nothing special.

"It is nothing special."

Anyway, should I really try drinking this?

- I am going to drink it. - Hey, you.

- Drink up, drink up. - Now, over there.

Songs are the best snacks for drinking.

Right, now.

Now, first,

our model, Um Tae Bong...

can sing next time. Yes, then,

how about a song from our Director Han?

- Singing here... - Pardon?

Then I will sing one song.

What is this?

Right.

Even if you show me

A smile

An empty expression

Cannot be hidden

Turning around powerlessly

Your figure

With blurry eyes

I just watch

I know

Our love

That this is the end

That this is the end

Even if we want each other

It cannot be forever

That flowing

- Why? - In front of time

Changing your motion sickness pills?

As time goes by

A heart-bursting

I was thinking about it, but I should not.

Mr. Han sings too well.

Your singing just completely distracts me.

There is no time to think.

That is perfect for motion sickness.

You are insulting me very intelligently.

Wow.

As time goes by

A heart-bursting

Yearning heart

Even if forgotten

Endlessly precious

That there was a person

Do not forget and

Please remember

- One more song, one more song. - Okay, okay.

Is it finally my turn?

- Cheers. - Cheers. Hey, now.

- You are so good, Director Han. - I am the style director.

A new groom?

With your eyes drooping like that.

Did you forget I told you not to smile like that?

You should smile more yourself.

You will not even let me have one drink.

Why are you interfering with my drinking?

Well, that is...

Just give me my ring back.

Ring?

Think about it carefully.

- Where did it go? - Seriously.

They say there are a lot of ghosts at the beach.

Do you think a ghost took it?

Bring that ghost here. So it can take you away.

Hey, Um Tae Bong.

Darn it.

Do I still look like Cha Hong Du to you?

- Stop doing that. - You are a grown man.

By the way...

- About that pretty girl. - Pretty girl?

Hyun Joo?

Is she someone really special to you?

Every time you look at her, your eyes always get so teary.

Hyun Joo is...

like a splinter stuck under my fingernail.

It has been stuck there for so long...

that it hurts just to look at it.

Wait. Is that not it shining over there?

Oh my.

- Let us throw this away. - Bring it here.

Let us just throw this away instead of the splinter.

Hey, darn it.

My gosh.

Hey, do you know what kind of ring that is?

Before I became Um Tae Bong,

it was Kim Jae Hee's youth. My youth.

Darn it.

If words could kill, I'd be dead already.

Darn it.

(Next-Door Puppy)

Hello? Hong Du?

She left her phone behind.

- Who is... - Tae Bong is not answering.

Darn it, did the two of them really disappear together?

Who is Kim Jae Hee?

What do you mean, who? It is my real name.

Is it not Han Jung Woo?

Han Jung Woo is...

my legal name.

Kim Jae Hee follows my mother's last name.

So it is my childhood name.

They said things would work out if I just changed my name.

Um Tae Bong is the name Min Seok came up with.

The day I got that name.

I even did a news interview,

and miraculously, from then on,

my life just took off.

Took off, my foot.

You pass out whenever you kiss someone.

Did you hear that?

Yes, I actually knew everything.

I also knew that you knew.

I was really going to pretend I did not know until the end.

You are really funny.

Well...

CEO Park also said you did not blackmail him.

But how did you end up like that?

That condition where you pass out.

You do not have to tell me if you do not want to.

Because of...

some kiddo.

Kiddo?

That kiddo's favourite drama was...

Autumn in My Heart.

Hey, Kid.

Did you just move here? Do you want to play with me?

What is your name?

Cool, right?

I am a hero who defeats the bad guys.

- Here I come! - It is really poorly made.

My doll is much cooler.

My dad bought that for me.

(Kim Jae Hee's)

Hey. Do not cry.

Do not cry.

Do not cry.

I forgive your sins.

I forgive your sins.

I said I am not crying anymore.

Do you think you are Song Hye Kyo? You do not look like her at all.

I know that.

But I am still going to marry an actor...

like Won Bin later, okay?

You are so little, but you keep talking down to me.

Then later...

should I become an actor? I wanted to be a hero.

From today, it belongs to Oh Hae Ra.

You little boogers.

So that was your first kiss?

And you were perfectly fine without passing out?

Then...

if you meet that booger again...

and kiss her, there will be no problem.

You will not pass out either.

I cannot do that.

Because she is gone now.

I packed everything for the move ages ago.

Jae Hee? Do not even get me started.

He has been throwing a tantrum for days about moving.

That rich house with the big pine tree?

Oh, my.

I heard their daughter was suffering from an illness.

I thought I had not seen her around.

The rumour she followed her mom must be true.

Right.

What a tragedy.

Because of me...

Because of me...

Jae Hee.

Jae Hee, what are you doing? Get in quickly.

Let us go.

I really wanted to say I was sorry,

but I could not.

Forever.

When I got a girlfriend and kissed her,

that was when I first realised it.

Whenever my lips touched someone else's,

strangely...

her face would come to mind,

and oddly enough...

I could not breathe.

The hospital said it was a psychological issue,

but I think it is because I could not say I was sorry.

Because I was not forgiven.

I forgive your sins.

I forgive your sins.

Why?

Are you touched?

Touched, my foot!

Quoting an old drama line like that.

I do not know what you did wrong to her,

but that kiddo...

has probably forgotten everything.

She probably forgave you already. You just did not hear it.

So stop feeling sorry for that kiddo.

Because I forgave you on her behalf.

Therefore, you owe me one.

- So from now on, if it is for me... - Do you...

mean it?

You have to do the same for me.

If I am going down the wrong path.

But I keep going without realising it.

Then you have to appear...

right in front of me,

so I can return to where I belong.

I want you to do that for me too.

If you go down the wrong path, you want me to help you...

find your way back to where you belong.

Right? It is only fair.

Listen carefully, Cha Hong Du.

There is something you need to know.

So...

pull yourself together and listen.

You are not Cha Hong Du.

What?

Your name and the world you believe in.

None of it is real.

(Oh! My Guard)