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Hey, baby. Hi.

Hey. You okay? Yeah.

You sure? Yes.

Hey, is there something you'd like to talk about?

No, nothing. I'm fine.

You don't look fine. I'm fine.

No, I'm fine.

I'm just. Nothing.

Why don't you come up here and sit and talk to

Mother? Mom, I'm fine.

Listen, maybe I can help. Why don't you just tell

me what's going on? I'm just, like, really annoyed

because. No, it's embarrassing. Just don't

worry about it. You're my daughter.

I'm gonna worry. I'm gonna want to know what's

going on. You can tell me.

Maybe I can help you. Who knows?

Give your mom a shot. No.

Okay, come on.

Come tell Mom. No, that's embarrassing. I'm really

annoyed. Okay? I'm really annoyed because.

Know Jonah. Sure, I know Jonah. He's spreading a

rumor about me. What? I know. I'm going to call

his mother. No, mom, stop. No, no. You're not

going anywhere. He tell me this. Yeah, I'm. I'm,

like, really messed up about. What has he said?

It's real embarrassing. Okay, so you know I was at

that party, okay? We played Spin the Bottle on

Saturday. Yes, we believe it's been the bottle.

And now he's telling everybody I'm a bad kisser.

I'm sorry, what? He's telling everybody

I'm a bad kisser. It's, like, really embarrassing

because he didn't even taste good. He was, like,

eating Doritos. What am I supposed to do? You're

kissing boys.

Yeah, I'm old on six boys.

Okay, okay, so.

So what did Jonas say, exactly? What's he saying?

He just telling everyone that I'm a bad kisser.

And then, like, I just, like, didn't know how to

kiss and stuff. And it's like. That's really

embarrassing because he's just spreading a rumor

about me. It's like we barely even kissed. Like,

it wasn't fair, and he didn't even taste good.

Now, why would you eat Doritos and try to make out

on me? That's a good point. Are you a bad kisser?

No, I don't think so. It's not my fault he was

eating stuff. I don't think I'm a bad kisser.

I tell you what. Kiss me like you kiss Jonah and

let Mommy tell you if you're a bad kisser or not.

No, it's okay, Mom. I'm not kissing you. Stop.

I'm not. I'm your mother. Exactly. I don't.

No, I don't want you to do anything. I just.

I'm just. That's why I'm just annoyed. I can help

if you let. If you let me help, maybe I could give

you some pointers. Let's see what it is that Jonah

thinks is a bad kisser. Mom, I'm not kissing you.

We don't have to tell anyone. Your father's out of

town. Oh, my God, mom, you're being gross. I'm not

gonna be. Okay, okay, okay.

You know, you can't say that I didn't try to help.

I'm just trying to be a good mother. Okay, fine.

Okay. But, like, this is, like, really weird. So,

like, don't taunt my sisters or anything. Okay.

This is, like, what I did. But he, like, you have

to understand, he, like, tasted bad. Like, he

tasted like Doritos. Like. Okay,

so show me how you kissed Jonah. Okay. I was like.

I don't even remember. Were you close to one

another like this? I mean, I was more, like, out

here. So you were on your. And where was Jonah?

He was like, where you are. Okay. Just, like,

reached across and was like. Well, you know what I

think happened? I think that.

Okay, well, I think we kind of, like, bumped each

other at first. And then, like, he kind of started

to put his tongue in my mouth, and then I was

like, you taste like Doritos. And then I. It was

just bad. Like, so we kind of, like. We were like.

Like, it was just like. Yeah. And then he, like,

tried to. He was like. He was like, like. And it

was weird, and I just was like, oh, okay. And so

then I didn't try to kiss him back, and he tried

it. He kept trying to, like, go for me again, and

I just. It was weird. And, like, oh, I don't think

I'm a bad kisser. Okay. Thank you for showing

Mommy. I do think, if that's the

case, maybe you aren't the best kisser if that's

how you kiss Jonah. That's not fair. It's not

fair. And he did have bad breath, but with the

Doritos. Okay, but if you are going

to start kissing boys, and maybe even girls, I

think it's best that you know the right way to

kiss. And I don't want

everyone to think I'm a bad kisser. Exactly. And

Mommy can help with that. Okay. Okay,

baby. We're family. Okay. Okay.

This is totally. This is how. You know, my. My

father taught me how to kiss. What? Of course.

Your grandfather. Of course how do you think that

mommy learned how to kiss? It's not a

big deal. It's not. Okay.

Okay. Okay. All right, so the first thing I want

you to do is get a little closer to me. Right?

Good. Now.

Now all you can. If. If you want to touch me while

you're kissing, you can with your hands. But what

we're going to do is just start just with the lips

right now. Okay? Okay. And we'll slowly move

towards one another. That's. That's right. Lick

your lips and make them all. That's good, girl.

Very good. See? Okay.

And then you just kind of lean in a little close

with making eye contact while you're doing it.

See? And then the lips will just barely

touch them.

See? That's not bad, is it?

No. Try again.

See? Now maybe it

was very, very good. Now maybe just the tip of

your tongue as you're coming towards me, just give

me just the tip of your tongue. Not like a love

bug. No, more like. Watch mommy.

Okay. Okay, so something more like that.

Does that feel good?

Yeah, like that.

Very good.

And now you can use that tongue

and do a little exploration. Don't be

Explore your mother's mouth.

Yeah.

Yeah.

See?

Do you like it when our tongues touch?

Touch Mommy's tongue.

Now finish it with a kiss.

Just like that.

Now Mommy's going to offer her tongue and you lick

it now. Okay.

Very good.

You're much better at this than I thought.

Tom likes to come out and explore.

Oh, that's nice. That's very nice.

I like that. Okay, now you're getting a little

adventurous. Yeah. And so it's not as bad.

It's actually quite good. Okay. I like it when

you suck on mommy's lips or maybe on mom's tongue.

Okay, so try. Try that some.

Okay.

It.

Me.

That's good. The sloppier

Jonah's wrong. Maybe you should call.

I'll call his mother now and tell him that he's

wrong about my daughter.

You're an excellent kisser.

M.

It's.

It.

Sa.

I don't know. Maybe we should practice it a little

Let me ask you a question. Do you want to kiss

boys at your school or do you kiss girls? Just

kiss my friend. You kissed your friend?

Just on the mouth. Okay.

Maya's giving you kiss. Well,

you can kiss anywhere on a person. Really.

I was just wondering if you're interested in

learning more about kissing girl or

if you're just interested in boys. Yeah, I like

kissing you. You do like kissing your mother? Oh,

It.

It's.

Oh, you suck on your breath. Oh,

you like kissing your mother? I do like

kissing. See? Kissing practice is funny.

You want to touch mommy a little bit? Does it make

you want to touch me?

Can I see her? You want to see

Mommy? Good kissing makes

this happen. See, you get excited. Yeah. You're a

very good kisser. Mommy's very proud.

It.

It's been a long time since you touched Mommy's

nipples. When you're a little girl and you

breastfed. Yeah. Was maybe

the last time?

Is your mouth watering? Oh,

my poor baby. My poor, delicious baby.

See? You see how much we look alike?

Yeah. Oh, that's right.

Now you can touch Mommy and play with her

nipples while you kiss me.

I must admit, I've been waiting for this day when

you would ask. When you would ask me for kissing

lessons. I knew this would come.

I've been so looking forward to this.

Oh. Oh. You scammed Mommy. I'm getting

quite excited. It's okay, though.

Maybe we should. But I don't really want to.

Do you. Do you want to keep going? You want

Mommy to show you some other things? Where else

can I kiss.

Here first? You can get some hobby snippet.

Nice.

Like that. That's nice. Yeah,

Just like when you were little. Just suck on your

bowl. Right.

That's it. Oh.

Oh, that gets mom so excited.

Yeah.

Look at that pretty mouth. Yeah.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. What's wrong?

No, no. We still. We still have one more lesson.

What? No, I. I think we have one. Just one more

lesson. It's okay. We did something. Listen.

Okay, One more lesson. Okay? Mommy has got to

complete this lesson for you. Okay? Just one more

lesson. Good girl. Good girl.

So for your last lesson,

all you have to do is sit on the floor.

Trust me.

Your last kissing lesson is gonna be like your

first kissing lesson. Right? Mom's gonna

show you exactly what to do. Really?

Right. Just like when you did your regular

kissing. You're just gonna kiss these lips. Are

you sure? I'm sure. Just the same way that you

kissed Mommy's lips. You're very juicy. Mommy is

juicy. Mommy's excited, but that's good.

Mm. That's what I want you to do. Just like you

were doing to Mommy's mouth. I don't know. Oh, I

don't know. Listen, just do it, okay? Oh,

yeah. Kiss mommy. Kiss Mommy. Use your tongue.

That's. That's a good one. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. That's a good kisser. See? Your kissing

lessons are perfect. Yeah,

that's Beautiful. Oh,

good girl. Oh, Mommy's been looking forward to

kissing us in so long. Oh, I've been waiting on

this. Yeah.

Oh, my. Teenage girl, you're gonna

be the best kisser in the whole school if I have

anything say about it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Kiss your mother. Kiss your mother. Yes.

Oh,

Yeah. Am I doing okay? You're doing perfect.

Am I kissing right? You got Mommy very excited.

Oh. Do you see how it's just like kissing sort of

mouth? Yeah. Except that that

button right there is the magic button.

Yeah. And if you suck it,

then Mommy will have a release in your mouth, and

it will make her feel so good she would suck it.

I would like for you to suck it. Yeah. Like how I

sucked your tongue. Like you sucked my tongue.

Just imagine it's Mommy's tongue just in her

panties. Yeah, Just like that. Oh,

yeah. And what Mommy's gonna

do. Oh. Is Mommy's gonna ride that little mouth

from her teenage daughter. She's gonna ride that

mouth until she has a release, and then you're

gonna swallow it down. Yes. Say, yes, ma'. Am.

Yes, ma'. Am. You're gonna swallow that. Release

that down.

Oh, I want to use one of these in teenage

daughter's mouth. Here,

Suck it. Oh, good girl. Good girl. Oh,

suck it. Oh,

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Kiss your mother.

Yeah. Just like I taught you. Just like I taught

you, babe. Girl. Just like I taught you.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, God, she's so good

at it. Oh, yes. Good girl.

Oh.

Oh, yeah. You kissed your mother.

Oh,

Good girl. Good girl.

Yeah.

Oh, you like that a lot. You don't want to stop.

You don't want to stop, do you?

You don't want to stop.

Oh, yeah. On your mouth. On your

I think the next time you please spin the bottle,

you're going to do just fine.

Thanks, Mom. You're welcome, baby.

Mommy's always here to help you.

Yeah. I like it.

You're a very good kisser. No matter what that boy

Jonah says. Mommy knows better,