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Yeah.

I got something exciting to tell you, son.

What?

Take a look.

I got you a new mom.

Awesome. Sit up when I'm talking to you.

Show some respect.

What?

Kayla's going to be your new mom.

I don't want to hear any more of this stepmom bullshit.

She tells me you've been really disrespectful lately.

That's going to end today.

Sweetie, what your dad's trying to say is, I just really want us to be a

family.

Fucking whatever. I already have a mom. I don't need another one.

You know what? Show some respect.

Otherwise, you're grounded.

Fuck, okay.

Please,

sweetie. Just give me a chance.

Can you just stop? You're acting so pathetic trying so hard.

Okay. God.

I should just go to mom's this weekend.

Hi, sweetie.

Why don't you come over here? I want to have a chat.

Come on.

What do you want to talk about?

Well, you know, I just wanted to say that I know you don't get to see your

mother very often.

And I'm sure that's hard for you.

But, you know, I'm here now. And I just really want to take care of you.

You're not even my real mom.

You can't take care of me.

You don't even love me. You don't even raise me.

Of course I do. I really, really care about you.

And I just want us to feel like a family. And I want you to really think

of me as your mother.

How do you even expect to do that?

Well... You just started coming around, and you just expect to, like, take her

place, whatever.

Well, is there... Something special that your mother does for you that makes you

feel good?

I mean, I would love to do it for you. I really would.

Yeah, but it's not the same because you're not my mom.

I mean, I really want to try.

Will you give me a chance?

Please, sweetie?

You want to try?

Yes. I really want to try.

You don't even want to be my mom. You're just here because of my dad. You don't

even give a shit about me. That's not true at all.

Not at all.

I really, really care, and I want to care for you so much.

Please, sweetie.

You wouldn't even be willing to do what my mom does for me. Of course I would.

Of course.

Just tell me. Just tell me what it is.

No, because you'll get all weirded out, and you won't even know.

I promise.

I really promise I won't.

Please, sweetie.

Well, my mom used to let me lay my head on her chest, and it made me feel good.

Oh, yeah.

Of course. Come on over here.

Come on.

Are you sure?

Yeah. Go ahead.

Are you feeling better already?

A little bit.

Kind of.

Well, what else could I do?

Oh, I wasn't expecting that.

Does your mom really do this for you?

I mean, yeah, my mom let me do whatever I wanted.

Oh, well, I mean, in that case, go ahead.

I mean, if this is what your mom did for you, then sure.

Well, she didn't really care. She breastfed me, so... Oh, I see.

It wasn't anything new for me to see hers.

Yeah, that makes sense.

I mean, I just want to do anything to make you feel good.

Are you sure you want to really, like, be my mom?

Yeah, I really, really want to be your mom.

Is that better now?

It's making me feel a little bit better.

That's good.

My mom used to let me lay on hers all the time.

Then I can do that for you too.

I'll absolutely do that for you.

Promise? Yeah, I promise.

Yeah, I haven't gotten to do this in a... long time and then my mom and dad

they just started bitching about child support and stuff and i don't know i

just haven't gotten to have this type of bond i guess that must be so hard for

you but i'm really glad i can be here for you now being your mother

is

he giving you trouble no no no you tell me if he is

No, we're just having a little chat. That's all.

Okay.

Sorry, Dad. I was just apologizing for earlier.

Alright.

You guys too.

Gosh, guys. It sure is hot out there today, isn't it? Yeah, it's really hot,

isn't it?

Yeah. I was sweating my balls off.

Yeah, that training today?

Yeah.

A little bit of practice.

Oh. Work's calling.

I'll be back.

You know, I just really wanted to have a real family dinner together.

Yeah, that doesn't really happen here.

I mean, my dad's always working.

Same thing happened to my mom. Never paid attention to me. Never paid

attention to her.

It doesn't really feel like I have a dad around sometimes, you know? Yeah. He's

always absent.

I'm sorry.

Gosh.

I mean...

I just really want to feel like your mother, you know?

Yeah, but it just doesn't really feel like your mom, you know?

I mean, there's something I can do, right?

Honestly,

you probably wouldn't do the same things my mom did. I mean, she really did love

me. I feel like you don't.

Of course I do.

Of course, I would do anything.

But she would literally do anything that I wanted.

Tell me.

Come on.

Oh my gosh.

What are you doing?

This is inappropriate.

What do you mean it's inappropriate? That's what my mom would do.

See, exactly. Like I said, you don't love me the same way she does. You don't

even care about me.

Okay.

Okay, what?

Fine. Is this better?

Mom wouldn't just do that.

Well, what else would she do?

She would actually take it out.

Oh.

Like this?

Is this what she would do?

Yeah.

Okay.

I would always do this when Dad wasn't around.

Oh, really?

Okay. Well, she loved me so much, my needs mattered more than hers.

Well, I love you, too.

And I'm your new mother, so of course I'll do this for you.

Hey, Dad. Oh, sorry about that, guys.

Everything all right? You look a little flushed. Oh, yeah, I'm fine. I'm just a

little warm.

Oh, okay.

How'd your work call go?

Oh, sorry.

I'm gonna get that really quick.

Yeah, work, you know, it's never ending. Seems like I can't catch a break even

when I'm trying to have dinner with the family. What's going on with work, Ted?

Oh, they want me to come in on the weekend even though I'm supposed to be

off, you know.

So I know we had plans this weekend to do something, but it looks like I'm not

gonna be able to make it.

Oh.

Yeah, what's going on at work?

Well, they're laying off a lot of people so now my workload is doubled and I'm

gonna have to pick up everyone else's hours. Oh, yes. It's just the curse of

being good at what I do Do you think you can still come to my game on Friday?

I'm gonna definitely try I'm really hoping so Well, you said you could said

you have to work this weekend, right? Not Friday.

Hmm. Well

It's the entire week plus the weekend.

Dad, you were supposed to come to my game this week. You haven't been able to

make the past two.

I'm going to do whatever I can. I just can't make any guarantees.

Well, just let me know at least.

Oh, I definitely will.

Is there anything I can do around the house while you're gone?

You know, just maybe help your mom with anything around the house that needs

taking care of while I'm gone.

Yeah, I can I can help her.

Okay. Yeah, that'd be good. I'm trying to be like more manly what's Exactly boy

like you son. Yeah, take your advice be the man of the house when I'm not here

Are you sure I don't want to like cause any like friction or anything No,

no, I'm sure I think you're ready to take on those responsibilities and

you're ready for that kind of a change You've definitely been stepping up

lately I mean, do you think she even likes me?

I think you guys are going to grow together and get close in time. You

know, it's a big change for both of you. Uh-huh.

I know she's willing to do just about anything to, you know, be your mom.

Yeah, it just sucks, you know, not having mom around anymore. I'm sorry

I've been kind of selfish.

Yeah, I know. I know it's not an easy change. It's a big change.

Definitely wasn't something you were expecting.

And I'm sorry things didn't work out that way either.

But I will say I've been starting to look at Kayla like my mom, if that makes

you feel better.

Yeah, that's great.

That's definitely a step in the right direction.

Does she have anything that you know she likes that I could maybe do while you're

gone with her?

Well, I know she hates doing the laundry.

So if you could help her with that, that would be great.

Yeah, I can help her with laundry.

Anything else?

Does she have any hobbies?

I know she loves to cook.

Does she?

Yeah.

So if you can give her a hand with that. If you've got any ideas for anything

special you want her to make, I'm sure she'd love to make anything you like.

Oh, okay.

Is she, like, another one of those girls that, like, still watch that, like,

Grey's show or whatever, that doctor show?

Well, I know she does like some reality shows. Oh.

So if there's something you guys want to watch together, I'm sure that'll help

you guys bond a little bit. Okay, because I can't do 20 seasons of that

again.

No, I understand.

Maybe you guys can find something you both like to watch together.

Right.

Pretty good.

Last time I watched that show, Mom was crying about that guy named Derek.

So, just, you know.

Yeah, she might have had a little crush on that one, huh?

Yeah. Would she call him, like, McSteamy or something?

Or McDreamy? I forgot.

Yeah, I think it's McSteamy.

Well,

I'm glad you guys are getting to be closer.

Um, Dad, not to get, like...

too personal but i do have a question sure what is it do you think you guys

are gonna like plan on giving me like a little brother or sister you know it's a

it's a possibility we haven't really talked about that yet but you know it

could happen which would you prefer i mean i don't know a little brother would

be cool we could like game and stuff yeah that would be cool

I think he'd be a good big brother.

Yeah, it's just been kind of lonely being the only child, you know?

Yeah, I know how that goes. I was too.

Sorry.

Everything all right over there?

Yeah.

Did you bump your head getting that forked here?

No.

No? You got a little something on your lip there.

It's okay.

It's just a range.

Oh, all right.

Anyways, what are we going to do for dinner tonight?

Looks like Mom's made us some really good chicken and fries.

Well, I mean, this is lunch.

What do you think for dinner? Maybe order pizza?

Have a movie night?

Pizza sounds great.

As a family? Yeah. Yeah, a family movie night. That'd be great.

Sounds good.

Awesome.

I have a gift for you. Come sit down.

Okay.

Why'd you get me a gift that's not even my birthday?

Well, I know how difficult things have been with your father being so busy with

work, and I just really wanted to show you how committed I am to being your

mother. So, this is for you.

Okay. Thank you.

That's my special boy.

Did you get me a pocket pussy?

Yeah, go ahead and try it. I want to see, you know, if it fits.

Or if I have to get you a different size or anything.

So, go ahead.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you sure?

Yeah, absolutely.

I hope you love it.

Here, let mother show you how to use it.

Do you like it?

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Where

did

this come from?

I told you, I just wanted you to feel good and show you I'll do anything to be

your mother.

Doesn't that feel good?

Yeah, it feels really good. Yeah?

I want you to call me mother.

Mother? That's good.

That's

right,

I'm your mother, aren't I?

Yeah, you are. Yeah.

And mommy makes you feel good?

Yeah, mommy, you make me feel so good. Yeah.

Good.

You make me feel better than anyone does.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Now tell me, you want to fuck your mother, don't you?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah.

That's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, you want to fill mommy's pussy, don't you?

Yeah, you do.

feels so good doesn't it

Conjuvable? Yes.

Yeah.

That's right.

Give it to mommy.

that you were part of the family.