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Previously on Chuck.

He's different, Andy. He saved their lives. He's good.

What about Clint? I need to show this to them.

Let's go get them.

What have I done?

Have you ever made your confession before?

No.

I'm a Catholic.

But are you even allowed to do this?

Normally, absolutely not.

But out of all the rules we're going to break today, this is the least of them.

Just be honest.

It's my fault.

All of it.

My dad.

Devin's mom.

Gary. And they did.

Murder.

It's the most serious mortal sin.

But it's also a willful act.

You didn't mean to hurt anyone.

What does it matter?

Then I'll be a lot more for me.

You think she's quite dead, I assure you.

Hand him over, Mr. Wheeler.

Jake, I didn't mean to do it.

Give him to me.

The Charles Lee Ray I know kills without remorse.

His violence is pure. It's glorious.

Push one little girl off a building and go to pieces?

I'm sorry, Jake. Good guy dolls are hard to come by. In fact, this is the last

one, and I'm going to need it for Chucky Prime.

I think we should talk about that.

What did you do to your hair?

I wasn't having any fun as a blonde.

What did you do to yours?

You look like fucking Jesus.

I think there's a deal to be made here.

You may be right, as long as you understand that when all is said and

done, I am leaving here with Charlie. Not with Nika's body, you're not.

Agreed. I think we've all seen how messy things get when Chucky tries to occupy a

human body.

Plastic is much more resilient than flesh.

But this is my body. Not for long.

No. No fucking way. Chucky's not getting out of here alive.

It's not that simple, Jake.

It's good to see you guys again, by the way.

Nika Pierce is downstairs.

She's a hostage in her own body. Chucky's hostage.

No different than if he had a gun to her head.

And if we can save Nika, that's what we're going to do.

And what happens to him? I'm afraid that kind of magic is not in Don Malo's

purview. We could transfer souls into another vessel.

But consigning a soul to hell?

That's a Catholic thing.

To hell?

Me?

I'm sorry, you're talking about an exorcism?

Poor the Bryce.

I think you're about to become uncharacteristically useful.

Do we have a deal?

Excuse me, can you speed it up? I'm in a little bit of a hurry. What's that? I'm

in a hurry.

Catch up. No.

Hey.

Oh, my God, it's you.

Oh, no, no, no, no, it's not.

It is.

Do you think that?

No, no, no, I get that all the time, but I'm not her, I promise.

Although I am a fan of her incredible body of work.

Wait, you're the murderer?

Murder, yes, but I'm not her. I am not she.

Oh,

my God, that's a terrible picture. Turn it off. Hey, can I get a pic?

No, no, no, no, I have to go.

Keep the shade.

I was blinded by the good side of you.

Did you get my curly prize?

We have to get out of here.

We need to find a motel. A motel? Slow down. I thought we were going to get

Glinda. Glenn, will you please stop thinking about yourself for just one

minute? Jennifer Tilly is wanted for murder. I can't go back on the lamb

again. I can't spend the rest of my life in prison. either.

I need to transfer my soul again, but I can only transfer it into a bell doll.

We have to switch places again.

No, hold on a second. What about me? I go back to being Jennifer Tilly?

Now that Jennifer Tilly is a criminal on the lam?

Sorry, Jennifer. I don't make the rules. Dambola does.

Besides, you've already been behind bars for many years now.

Prison will be a walk in the park for you.

This is bullshit.

It's not right. She didn't deserve this.

No, she didn't.

I should have protected her.

Instead, we dragged her down into our hellhole and got her killed.

We're gonna get him, Lex.

Chucky's gonna pay for this. Like you paid for Junior.

And my dad.

And your fucking mom is not going to stop until we're all dead.

Together, we can do anything. Together?

Don't make me laugh.

We don't do anything together anymore except fail to stop Chucky from killing

people.

Be honest. Do any of us actually have anything in common besides Chucky?

Do you guys even like each other anymore?

I'm done.

I'm done with all of it. I just want to sleep.

Okay, Lexi.

We leave you alone now.

What's happening?

Jake?

Jake what's going on?

We'll all be safer with these in here.

Father, will it work?

An exorcism in theory should banish an unclean spirit from its host, sending it

to everlasting burning hell where it belongs.

In God's eyes, I don't see why he'd be different.

I need to call the Vatican for approval.

And we'll all have to make our confession beforehand.

It won't work unless we're pure.

Sister, would you be so kind as to join me?

I mean, he's a moral sport.

I'd be happy to, Father.

Thank you.

Give my best to the Pope.

That's for ditching me at the gas station.

Quit it. And that's for scaring me half to death.

Look, I'm sorry I ran off.

I thought I was doing the right thing, but I almost got myself killed and...

I know I put you through hell.

You ever do something that stupid again, I'll kill you myself, okay?

Hi, Andy Barkley.

I'm Nika Pierce. I don't think we've ever actually met.

Actually, we have.

But you were Chucky at the time.

He tossed my babysitter out an eighth-story window.

That's how it started, 34 years ago.

He stabbed me while I was in the womb.

Shit. This is like a Chucky Survivor Support Group meeting.

Well, when this is over, if it works, you'll be free of him. None of us will

be free of him until he's dead.

And when this is over, if it works, he's just gonna waltz right out of here with

Dr. Mixter.

First things first.

Dad, I... I don't even know what to say. I'm... I'm so sorry. Later.

If there even is a later, we'll talk.

But right now, we have to try to live through this.

And everything else, we just have to live with it.

Um... Hey, Devin, what Lexi said about us not having anything in common...

You don't think that, do you?

Later.

Jake... I'm sorry.

I loved Nadine, too.

You're sorry?

But that's all you got to say?

Not sorry.

No. No.

Jake?

What happened?

I'm... I'm... I'm all right now.

Oh, do I see you now?

I think it'd be a good idea for everybody if I moved Chucky someplace

safer.

Sounds my favorite.

You're dead.

Well, that's not a very nice thing to say.

Even if it is true.

I lost it.

I officially fucking lost it.

You seem pretty okay to me, all things considered.

But there must be a reason why I'm here.

Don't look at me like that.

I thought you didn't need those anymore.

Yeah, me too.

This isn't good, Lexi.

Yeah, no shit.

It's just... I'm freaking out.

And there's nothing else that works.

It's my fault that you're dead. Well, that's just not true. Jake and Devin

won't stop fighting. We have been sharing quite a bit of animosity lately.

They're doomed, of course, but who cares? We're all gonna die anyway, so

what's the point? Whoa, whoa, whoa.

First, please stop pacing.

You're making me a little woozy here.

Second, I care.

Jake, Devin, your family.

They all care.

Then you're not gonna die.

Not yet.

Maybe I should just take them all.

Be done with it.

No.

You can get through this.

You're brave.

You're the bravest person I know.

Honest.

It takes a very courageous person to admit that they feel this way.

My mom couldn't do it.

I'm sorry I couldn't save you.

Don't be.

We all go to that big ol' amusement park in the sky eventually.

I just got my ticket early.

But if you want my advice, talk to Jake and Devin.

They're your friends.

And like I always say, good friends can make it through anything.

I can't tell anyone that I have a problem.

They would totally judge me.

Silly.

You already did. You told me.

It was easier with you.

But you are strong.

You are Lexi fucking Frost.

I know you can do it.

I've been afraid for as long as I can remember.

Now that there's a chance that I might finally be rid of him.

Well, I'm ashamed to say it, but... It terrifies me.

Because... I don't know who I'll be without him.

Yes, Your Excellency.

Absolutely, that makes perfect sense.

Of course, of course. Yeah, I would have no other way.

Thank you for taking my call, Your Excellency.

A good day to you too, sir.

So I've been excommunicated.

They can't.

They did.

We have to do something. We need another plan, something.

As usual, you're absolutely right.

A step-by-step guide to exorcism.

I may no longer be an ordained priest, but I have a duty to my faith and to

those children.

To hell with the Vatican, sister.

We're going rogue.

These are very dangerous.

You know that.

Yes.

It's truth. You're absolutely right.

You could kill yourself with these.

Yes. I know. You can have the pills. I'm done.

Oh.

Not quite, dear.

Glinda.

Closer. How's my favorite kiddo?

Ready to get your old man out of here?

I came here to talk.

I have questions.

Things I deserve to know. Later.

First, we gotta... No, no.

You answer.

Our whole lives, Glenn and I were lied to.

And not just by Mom.

By you.

Come on.

I never lied to you.

Yeah, well, you never told us the truth, either.

About who we are, where we come from, how we're supposed to feel about it. I

mean, our own parents, and you took who we are away from us.

Glenda?

That's not my question, Dad.

All I really want to know is why.

The truth is, you got a raw deal, kid.

I can explain everything, and I will, but first, I need you to go get my old

bowie knife.

I stashed it in a loose stone behind the church organ back in the day. No! No!

Enough! You're exactly like Mom.

You're completely self-absorbed. You're violent. You're psychotic.

And you were never there for us, and you still aren't.

I've been trying to understand you both for so long that I couldn't even see

that Glenn and I are actually just orphans.

So I'll see you around, Dad.

Whatever you do, you are my kid. You are a killer.

And you can't escape that!

I just kept thinking how great it would finally be to know him.

To know myself.

But life doesn't work that way, does it?

Now I think I'm more lost than ever.

I see.

Can you do something for me, Father?

I could try.

Can you say a prayer for my twin, Glenn?

You want me to pray for them?

Pray for their soul?

Yeah.

Give them the works. I... I just miss them.

That's all.

Anything else you want to say?

Yeah, I sort of killed somebody.

Lord Jesus Christ.

Word of God the Father.

God of all creation.

Who gave authority to his holy apostles.

and subjected demons in his name, and who tread underfoot

all the power of the enemy, and whose power Satan cast down,

fell like lightning from heaven.

Jake, please.

I'm afraid.

It doesn't matter.

If this works, you're going to be gone for good.

Will I go to heaven?

No.

I was baptized.

Can I at least go to purgatory?

I don't know.

For you will come to judge the living and the dead in the world of fire.

Amen.

In the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy

Spirit. Amen.

Amen. Amen.

The power of Christ

compels you.

You think I'm scared to go to hell?

Fuck that.

I'm from Jersey.

Jersey.

I

can't

wait to be a doll again.

No more wrinkles, lots of cute outfits, and last I checked, all the plumbing

works too.

It's going to be okay, Jennifer.

We'll figure something out. Being a doll is where it's at.

You can get full off of a fun-sized chocolate bar. You can downsize your

house. You can freeze in one position so you lull your victims into a full sense

of security.

I, for one, am happy that I can live where I want, do what I want, and buy

thousands of pairs of tiny shoes.

Wow, sounds like you've got it all figured out.

Lots of choices.

Exactly.

Lots of choices.

Endless. Must be nice.

Glenda and I never got any choices.

You took them away from us.

Behold the cross of the Lord.

You were tempted for our sake by the devil.

Be gone all hostile powers.

Go! Have mercy on us and him.

Your mother sucks cocks in hell.

Yeah, we've all seen that movie too, asshole. But in your mother's case, it's

actually true.

She's been busy.

Seven?

Seen the one about the mom that falls down the stairs?

Snap goes the neck.

It's a classic.

Devin, don't listen to him.

Have mercy on us and him.

Hold on.

The memories in this room.

Dead babysitter, dead mom, dead dad, dead friends, dead family,

dead, dead, dead.

You ready to join them?

Rot in hell.

Have mercy on us and him. Don't listen to him.

Have mercy on us and him.

Have mercy on us and him. Have mercy on us and him.

Hey, Nika, can Chucky Prime come out to play?

We need to chat, killer to killer. Fuck you!

Fine, have it your way. Have mercy on us!

Hey, Jake.

How did it feel when I killed Nadine?

How did it feel when I killed Gary?

All too soon?

Shut up.

Shut up! Jake, help me, please.

It hurts. Don't listen to him, Jake.

I'm here.

Get a room.

Wait. You had one, and all you did was fight.

Over me.

Be silent, father of lies.

Get out, unclean spirits.

Be gone, unclean spirits.

What the fuck is this?

By the breath of your mouth, oh Lord, drive out all evil spirits.

Command them to be gone.

I command...

You having an exorcism without me?

Hey, me.

Long time no see.

Little help here?

Oh, no can do, little man.

I need that body.

Hey, come on. I'll be good. I just want to...

I charge you, Satan, depart from this servant of God.

Is this actually working?

What kind of kid sends their dad to hell, huh?

An abandoned one.

And you're supposed to be the tough one?

Father? Are you okay?

Stand back.

Holy fuck.

Look at me.

I'm like six feet tall.

Your first father.

unorthodox think of me like you would a priest just without their rights and

privileges and status I always judge people so harshly

I think that's because of how hard I treat myself

the church has always been a refuge for

people like me they've never fully accepted us either

I've always known I was... different.

And I've always wanted to be a priest.

I guess on so many levels, when you have that kind of conflict in you, you know,

you're gonna be at odds with everyone else.

What's my penance?

Nothing.

Nothing?

How can that be?

With all due respect, I think you've punished yourself more than enough.

Jesus, man.

God, I don't know what's wrong with me.

You're a good person, Jake.

You just try to see the best in everyone.

Heartwarming. But I have a pressing schedule.

Can we wrap this up?

A man just died.

No, a man just exploded.

And may I remind you all we have a deal.

So let's get on with it.

I hate Chucky for blowing up my life.

I hate Tiffany for holding me prisoner.

But most of all, I hate myself for

failing to stop them.

Hatred is a sin that poisons us from the inside.

I've lived with this poison inside of me every day.

And now it's time to get it out.

Give me the power, I beg of you.

Le veau mercier des bois, Charlotte, c'est soi en temps

des bois des mortes.

Un des loups pour des bois, c'est Dambola.

Un des loups pour des bois, c'est Dambola.

Jake.

Good and upright is the Lord. He will teach sinners the way.

Took you long enough.

I'll spare her for Dr. Mixter and our Lord and Savior.

Lord and what?

She's talking about Jackie.

Jake, please.

Okay.

Just let her go.

Damn, Jake.

Didn't know you had it in you. Been working out?

Too bad you couldn't finish.

Hope that's not an issue in the bedroom.

There then Right you two are still virgins. Oh,

that's enough Charlie There no need to rob it here. Come on doc.

That's the best part So long suckers See you real soon

Stop right there harbinger of sin

instrument of blasphemy everyone just Stay calm.

Lord, I am your servant.

do you think his whole life is flashing before his eyes if it is i'm sure he

thinks he's having the last laugh

Now they get to have what Chucky stole from us.

Yeah.

Now all they have to worry about is acne, gym class, and heartache.

Adolescence is a real horror show, Andy.

Even without the killer dolls.

Chucky made you so cynical.

Nah.

That's my parents.

So,

Now that we're back from the dead, what should we do with the rest of our lives?

I don't know.

I haven't thought about my future since the first grade.

Well, lucky for you, you have the rest of your life to figure it out.

Where are we going?

Andy, I have no idea.

Edo threw most of that in there.

Until the end.

I honestly didn't know whose side you were even on.

I'm on my own side.

Always.

Glenn saw it too.

I'm grateful for what you guys did for me.

I have my life back.

So thank you.

What are you gonna do now?

I don't know, watch a movie?

That doesn't star Jennifer Tilly?

How about you?

How are you feeling?

Like an orphan.

Quit.

Dad's dead.

Now Mom's dead, too.

Mika, please.

For my kids.

my food.

When this is all done, I am going to unleash Chucky on the world all over

again. And because you have sworn your holy vows to keep my confession

inviolate, there is absolutely nothing you can do to stop me.

Get out.

Do you truly believe in eternal life, Father?

I know you pray.

certainty.

And I know.