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Look,

there's a park right there. I gotta pee, bro. I'm bad. Hurry up.

Yeah,

just pull over right there.

Anywhere right there.

Hurry up, bro. I gotta pee, bro. Turn around.

Bro,

go. I gotta pee. I'm gonna fucking pee in your fucking... There's no one there.

Don't fuck around.

Fuck, whatever. Just pull into wherever.

Just pull it right there. Pull it on the front. I gotta pee, bro. I just gotta

get out and pee real quick. Wait, wait, wait. Look, look, look, look, look.

What? No, look at nothing, bitch. I gotta pee. Nah, you're not pissing. Bro,

I'm gonna pee right there.

I'm gonna pee right there. Go on, bro.

Wait there on the bench. What? On the bench.

What the fuck is she doing by herself right there?

Nah, bro. She's probably here with her boyfriend or something. Nah, nah.

She's chilling. I gotta fucking pee, bro.

Bro, relax. There's no way.

Look at it.

Alright, fine, fine, fine. You wanna fucking...

Hey! Pretty far, bro.

Excuse me!

Hey, do you need a ride?

It's just coming!

It worked.

It worked.

You know, like when you're on the phone and you're like, I think you're breaking

up. Like, is that my taxi?

My what?

I got...

Can you you hear what I said?

I'm asking you if you are yeah, yeah, did you hear me?

I know cut here come in let me Bro, I'm just asking if you need a ride way to

fuck that up.

Yeah, I just look I have a tube channel that

I could talk to you with You want to be on TV

Everyone wants to be on TV. What are you talking about?

I can make you famous.

Like one of those, uh... Carwackians.

Carwackians. You know, like the Dashers.

Come here.

Let me talk to you for a second.

I can make you famous.

Who doesn't want to be famous?

Look, I got...

I got a hundred bucks with your name on it for

an interview just the chat yeah

what do you say

yeah come here talk to me

Yeah, come here for a sec.

Look, I'm not trying to bother you at all. I realize this is kind of weird and

sketchy. Really?

Well, look, unfortunately, if I don't go out looking for interviews

and stuff like that, then I wouldn't have an episode.

Okay, you only get five minutes. Yeah, so come here for a sec.

So look so here. Oh, let me give you a hundred bucks look so if you want So

basically I just want to talk to you a little bit. I have a tube channel and

Basically Just to kind of talk to you just to kind of chat kind of get to know

you a little bit kind of ask you some questions Thank you.

Ask you some questions.

Okay. Yeah only that's it Don't mind my friend he means well, he's just a little

wacky dude

Like what are you doing in Florida?

Do you live around here?

No, I'm just meeting up with some friends for the first time.

Meeting up with friends for the first time? Yeah.

So like you're visiting or what?

Yeah, just visiting.

Oh, nice.

Nice. Where are you from originally?

I'm from the Midwest.

You're from the Midwest?

Oh, wow, so you're far away from home.

What's the weather like over there?

It's pretty warm right now.

Pretty warm? Yeah.

Oh, okay.

Well, that's awesome.

I mean, how do you like our weather?

I mean, it's pretty humid, and it's kind of rainy on random days. I don't know.

It rains for 20 minutes, and then it's sunny.

Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.

I get it. We do have some, what is it called, bipolar weather.

We got some bipolar weather.

But you come here for what, the beaches?

Yeah, and the shopping.

Shopping? Is this your first time in Florida?

Yes, it is. Ah, okay, okay.

And beaches and shopping and weather, huh?

Yeah. How old are you?

Um, 18 and a half.

Are you sure? Do you have an ID?

I do.

18 and a half what?

All right, no problem. Oh, I'm sorry. You know I didn't even get your name We

should always start with your name right guys names are good name Yes,

I mean good, so I know what to call you. I don't just call you. Hey girl Maisie

okay, all right. That's kind of a unique weird name

Your does your mom was she a fan of puzzles?

Oh.

Your mom wasn't a fan of puzzles?

I don't think so.

Mazes? Does she like haunted house mazes?

No.

No? All right. Just a cute name, I guess, huh?

Yes. All right.

So you're friends. Why are you guys meeting at a park? I don't understand.

Well, we kind of met on an app where you meet travel friends.

Oh, shit. What?

So we were meeting for the first time. So you traveled all the way from the

Midwest by yourself is what you're saying?

Yes. Damn girl has balls. Jesus. Where's your boyfriend?

Um, he's at home in Illinois.

Nah, get out of here. Your boyfriend let you come here by yourself?

Yes. Are you fucking kidding me?

This is like Vegas. Like you don't go to Vegas by yourself.

Right? Like when you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?

I guess.

Welcome Ronnie. I'm gonna keep talking so I could drown out whatever other

audio I hear so anyways so look so I mean look Stop looking so scared. We're

just talking now like we're just having a conversation.

Yeah, you made a hundred bucks Yeah, look we're all my name is Eric.

This is Eric, and this is Eric Together Eric.

Yeah, it's the Eric show the name of our of our show the Eric show

I'm just kidding. We don't even know the name of our show. We just have a show.

We're just, you know, we're just videotaping shit, having fun with the

camera, the van, and passing out money.

Oh, it's kind of weirder.

No, we got some real rich guy that gave us a bunch of money and said, look, man,

go spend this shit and make something up.

Follow your dreams, your passions.

Here we are. Here we are. Following our fucking path. So, I don't know what to

do to fucking for money. I don't know what to do other than talk to people and

try to give it away. What would you do for money if I gave you some money?

Like, you got bills.

What would you do with your money?

I mean, yeah, bills. If $10,000 fell in your lap right now, what would you do?

I mean, I'd try to be smart.

Maybe invest.

But, like, I'd want to go shopping. You wouldn't give it away? That's the wrong

answer. You're supposed to give it away to someone that needs it more than you.

I do?

Damn, you're greedy.

You're just gonna keep that shit?

I mean, if like... Everyone else would be like, oh, I'd give it to my grandma

because she's like losing her home or I'd give it to... You know, you're just

like, I'd keep it for myself and spend it. Well, I feel like I have the karma,

like I deserve it.

Oh, you deserve it.

Wow. I mean, I'd help my family out, but... It's only 10 grand, don't worry.

It's not much.

10 grand, it does not go a long way.

Well, have you seen the two channels that they give away a bunch of money for

dumb things or just for no reason?

There's one where the guy ordered pizza and then like he was like, oh, by the

way, do you want a house? And like he gave him the house that he was

delivering the pizza to.

He's like, no fucking way. He's like, yep.

Now, obviously, the house is probably in some Midwest fucking probably only cost

like 40 grand. But still, it's still 40 grand. You know, that's a lot of money.

Yeah. So I want to give you some money.

Okay, but I certainly have to do something for the money.

Man, maybe not. You could just be a good person.

I'm a good person. What was the best thing you did this year helping someone?

Um... I don't know. It can be like some sexual favor.

Did you at least give a... What?

Well, you have a boyfriend, so I guess that wouldn't apply.

Yeah.

No, you can't think of anything?

I mean, I do nice things all the time. Like I donate to charity.

You do?

I think you're lying. I think you're lying. What charity?

Like, the cancer ones, obviously.

But, like, there's a baby, like, the foster care system. You know that none

of your money goes to those actual, like, the actual deed itself?

Like, it's like, what is it, like, 2% of whatever you give actually goes to them?

I run one of those foundations. I mean, at least I, like, feel like I'm doing

something. At least you know on your end you did the right thing. All right,

look, I want to give you some money.

So you can give it to your charity, okay?

Okay. Now, let's see here. I got a big stack of money. Let's see.

What are we up to right now? What are we giving away?

Geez, I mean, we gave her 100.

Eventually, we're going to give it away like, you know, 10, 15, 20 grand. You

know what I mean? We got plenty of money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We do big

things.

That's a lot of money.

Well, I think you got to give away a lot to like have your soup channel go

famous. Right? I think that's the philosophy.

You got to give to get. You got to give to get.

But I think I want to start with a hundred bucks Yeah, real slow slow with

slower progress up.

Could you do five?

Push-ups, did you do five push-ups for $100?

Are you better? Oh?

All right, I give me $200 for five push-ups

It's okay. We got one. Hey, I mean, I'm just saying.

Oh, I got a towel.

Oh, I can lay down. Here you go.

Here you go. You can lay down a towel.

The towel's clean. Lay down the towel and you can do it. How did I know?

It just came out of a van.

Well, it's clean.

All right, I'll give you $500.

$100 a push-up.

$100 a push-up? $100 a push-up.

What do you say?

$100 a push-up. That's so weird.

I'm just asking yes or no. I mean it's a 500 bucks. Hey, you honestly look in

shape you guys have to I'm just saying though 600

600

bucks to do I do three push-ups three three push-ups for six

Okay, oh Yeah, don't put your purse on the ground. I heard that's like

superstitious. I love it. All right look. I'm gonna put it right here. We're

gonna give you a purse Yeah,

you just gave us your purse do

that was dumb

But look lay that out and do five push-ups. You said three three three

three push-ups Okay, there you go

only three Three you gotta do properly straight in the back.

Oh my god. I haven't done push-ups in so long. Let's go six on your box. There

you go straight back. There you go one two three

Yeah, so are you giving this to go here? Yeah your purse right you want?

Where's that give me the money six hundred bucks?

That's awesome Now should we do sit-ups now? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding

How much working out would you do from now? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding

now look look I'll give you

I'll give you a thousand dollars to take anything out of that trash and lick it.

Hell no. Oh my god.

What the fuck is wrong with you? No?

At all?

No. Alright.

That's disgusting. I know, that's pretty dirty. That's pretty dirty.

Yeah, that's absolutely disgusting.

Alright, can you climb a tree?

Nah,

that's dangerous. That's dangerous. Yeah, if I fall... You go jump in the

water? No. Nah, maybe you don't know how to swim. That's dangerous. Actually, I

don't know how to swim. Can you catch an iguana? I'll give you a thousand dollars

if you could catch an iguana.

There's iguanas here?

There's lots of iguanas here.

No. You just can't see them, but I guarantee you there's lots of them.

They're like, this is land of the dinosaurs.

Yeah, don't you know?

Alright, alright, alright, fine, fine. You can't do any of that. They're almost

impossible to catch.

Uh, let's see here.

You know what?

How about...

How about... How about... I'll give you...

I'll give you $500. What do you do for a living, by the way?

I work in a restaurant as a server.

Oh, a server.

Yeah. So you work at a restaurant. That's nice.

Yeah. What kind of food do you guys serve?

Like American, like pizza and stuff.

Pizza and stuff?

Yeah.

All right. So look.

How about...

I'll give you $500 to flash your titties.

To flash my titties? Yeah.

No. What the fuck? Come on. At least it's not like getting something out of

the trash.

No.

These are like my boyfriend only.

Really?

Yeah. All right. All right. Maybe you're right. How about $1,000?

Look, I like how the no is getting, like, a little bit less.

He's thinking about it.

Alright, don't grab your purse like that. You're making us look like we're

snatching your... Like we're fucking... Well, I'm trying to cover my boobs.

You're clearly looking at them.

Look, come here for a sec. So these cops don't... Like, there's cops over there

and they don't feel like we're... Oh my god, there's cops. Yeah, I know. Go over

there and, like... Yeah, it's this. Come next to me here so that way you can...

They don't look like we're...

I think you should give it, like, nah, don't wave hi, they might think you're

calling you. So look, look, how about, how about, how about, how about $1,500,

you show some fucking titties.

As a matter of fact, because the cops are over there, I'll let you come in the

van and do it, if you're down.

But you're gonna record it?

Well, yeah, that's the whole point. This is just for us, though. This is for

the... Well, this is for the guy that gave us all the money. We gotta prove to

him what we did with the money.

Okay.

And as long as you're over 18 and you have ID to prove it... Yeah, I have an

ID. Okay, well, I'll see you then. That's good.

$1,500.

Damn, girl.

Start at $100. That pays like a good amount of your trip, right?

Yeah, like I could go shopping.

Come Look, even this guy's coming back. Jesus Christ Yeah, look, why don't you

get in open the door for her so she could get in?

You can keep texting

You can keep texting your friends. Okay? Yeah, nice.

Yeah, look. It's not too bad in here, right?

It's half decent.

It's half decent.

Ratchet? This is what we owe. Bro, what's up with the money, bro? Get the

fucking money.

Sorry, bro. I got it. Wait, you owe me my $1,500. I'm going to give it to you.

She's going to hold the $1,500 so she feels safe. We're not trying to rip her

off. We're not trying to rip her off. Here, put your purse away. Put your

purse away.

Yeah, put it right here. Put it right here. You can set it right there. Set it

right there.

You're not going to steal it, right?

Come on.

Steal. Come on, girl.

Yeah, go sit down up there.

Okay.

There you go. You done texting your friends? You want to keep texting them?

Yeah. Kind of explain.

What's the game?

Oh, yeah, the game. Wait, are we moving?

Yeah.

Well, we're taking you to Lincoln.

We said we're going to give you a ride.

Yeah, the AC needs to be running for it to... All right, so look.

Do you mind if we play this with your top down?

You did show us your titties already, so it's not like... Can we please? I missed

it.

And that's part of my money, too.

Like my top off completely? Yeah.

Do I make money for doing that? You already made $1,500.

Are you like... And you're about to make a ton of more money. Okay, okay, okay.

Are these windows tinted? Yes, very tinted. Okay.

Alright.

Do you want me to take it, like, all the way off? Yes, please.

Holy shit.

Some nice fucking nibbles floating around.

Wow, alright. Damn, girl. This is a bumpy ride.

We like that.

Hey, get every... Don't say that.

I guess.

Of course it is.

Alright, so look, you got purple lavender panties on.

How do you know that?

Oh, well, my boy got good eyes.

Hey, so where's that blindfold? So you're okay with the blindfold, right?

We're gonna blindfold you?

No, you did not say that. I said blindfold.

We gotta like, come on, we gotta take away your... Yeah, it's about your

hands. It's a senses game, remember?

Yeah. We're testing your senses.

Oh my gosh.

Alright,

so each one you get right is $100. Each one you get wrong is minus $500.

Minus $500?

Yeah, no, I'm just joking. No,

it's $100 each time.

Okay. Alright?

all you gotta do is take your hand out take your hand out all right all right

ready yes there you go all right lay your hand get out there

grab what the hell feel it do whatever you want it's got only with one hand

though what is it like a sharpie lid oh

All right, there's a hundred so she's up to 16.

All right, you ready? Uh-huh hand out You

got it

you got it right but like as far as what the object is but not what it's you know

Yeah, pretty clever of you to cut.

All right.

All right, here we go. Take out your hand. Take out your hand. Here it goes.

You have one hand. Only one hand.

You didn't say that.

One hand.

It's a sandal. It's a sandal. It's a sandal. All right, one more time. Here

we go.

Let me see your hand. Only one hand, remember.

Okay, you didn't say that.

What is this, a nipple lamp?

Nope. Are you staying with the nipple clamp?

No, you said it wasn't right.

Alright, so then what is it?

Well, it's not connected to a... Bro, just take out one word and you got it.

Clamp, a clamp. There you go, Jesus.

Fucking overthinking it. Alright, so fuck, she got all three.

She got three of them right, huh?

There was four.

Oh, okay, she's counting. Alright, we're at 1,900, 1,900.

Alright, one second. One second. Here we go.

How many more are there?

We're finding something else to put in here.

Okay.

Finding something else. Hold on.

Let's see here. Almost.

Almost.

How about this?

One second.

One second. And hand out.

How about that?

This is a hair clip.

Wow.

Yeah, it is a hair clip. This is my hair clip. It's in my purse.

I swear we didn't go in your purse. I swear.

I swear we didn't go in your purse.

Oh my gosh.

All right, here we go. Here's another one. Okay. Fuck. She's fucking up to

like fucking what? 500?

I don't know. I'm good at this game.

Is this a lighter?

Jesus. Jesus.

It smokes crack. No, I don't. It just smokes crack. She knows what a lighter

is. I don't smoke crack.

You can use a lighter for anything.

Candles. Jesus.

Yeah, you're good. You're, like, really good right now. You're up to, like,

fucking two grand.

Dang. All right, so we're pulling one more thing out, all right? We're just

trying to find it.

Okay. Here we go. Here's one more.

Ew, it's sticky.

Let's try to trick you, though. Let's throw you off.

Ooh, it opens.

I knew it was something weird.

Can I smell it?

No. Well, you said senses.

Why is it so sticky? Fine, smell it.

Oh, God, I'm nervous now. What is it?

It's hand sanitizer.

Ah, shit.

Why is it so sticky?

All right, here we go.

We're going to get a little harder now, all right?

Okay. Here we go. Stick out your hand.

Okay.

Here we go. Hold on. This one's a little heavy. We're just going to drop your

hand a little bit. There you go. Right there.

What is it?

What the hell?

What is it? Is this like a dildo? Oh, cool.

Oh, my God. Oh, shit.

I hope this wasn't used.

Is it clean? No, it's definitely a clean, yeah.

So you really think it's a dildo, huh? Oh, my God, yeah.

Yeah, why would you think it's a dildo?

Well, you could just feel it. It's like... Feels real. Is it just like a

dick? Yeah, it's like a... No, it's like a... Yeah, it's a real... It's one we

got online. It's a realistic dildo. Yeah, it is. It's very, like... I don't

know. It's just very realistic.

Yep, super realistic.

Where did you buy it at?

You want one? Why? You want one? You want one? Yeah, it's very... It feels

good. It feels good?

Oh, my God. Not too heavy?

No, yeah, it's good.

It has batteries in it so like the more you touch it it actually grows Yeah,

like yeah, yeah, it comes with a controller like it grows like it was

real Let me let me click on this yeah click on you got it on is it yeah,

there's a no there's a switch right there Yeah, no, you're not touching the

switch switches right there right? No that switch is right there on the remote

right there Yeah,

press it press up.

No not down press it up up up. There you go now me

No, there's a remote that comes with it. It grows it.

It has a vibrator too. Whoa, it moved.

Watch, look when I click the button.

It's pulsating.

Yeah, oh my gosh.

There's actually a vibrator. I'm going to turn the vibrator on.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Okay, that feels weird.

Yeah, right?

It's got balls too, like realistic balls. Like real balls? Yeah, just the

balls.

Do I use two hands now?

You can use two hands.

Oh my god.

This is so real.

It's so real. Listen, take your blindfold off so we can show you. Maybe

you can get one yourself.

Yeah, oh my god. I want to buy one.

Oh!

That's a real penis.

That is not fake.

And you've officially cheated on your boyfriend.

Oh my god.

What's his name?

Oh my god.

You want to apologize to him?

No.

Oh my god.

I feel so shitty. You're good.

Hey, no one's going to find out. Sit next to her. Sit next to her. You just

said this goes on the internet.

No, no, no.

We found the dick on the internet. Technically, yeah, technically.

Okay, so he's not going to see this?

No, he's not going to see this. This is not, no, this is for us. This is not, we

can't use this on the Tube channel.

I mean, unless you want us to show them.

No, no, no, no. My boyfriend can't do that. Don't stop looking at it, though.

Yeah, why are you staring?

She's like, it's so realistic.

I was hoping it was pink.

It is pink.

I meant, like, sparkly pink.

Ah, it's got a sparkly pink on. It has some sparkles to it.

So what do you think?

I mean, it's nice.

It's big.

You want to go back to touching it? I'll give you $100 to go back to touching it.

Why'd you grab your boob?

Why'd you grab your boob? Because, I don't know, it's hot.

What's hot?

Like hot or?

No, not hot.

I think she's nervous. She's all giggling.

I mean, a little bit. Don't be nervous.

So did you plan on having sex in Miami on your vacation?

No, I have a boyfriend.

Well, he didn't go with you. Let's be honest. He let you go by yourself.

You're already cheating on him. He let you go by yourself.

This is cheating. Hard.

Oh, God. I haven't done anything.

I mean, you're grabbing a dick. Yeah, but I didn't see anything.

Right? Listen, if you knew this, you would be in trouble, so you might as

well just have fun on what stays in Miami.

What happens in Miami stays in Miami.

And he'll never find out?

Unless you want to confess to him. I don't know. It's got nothing to do with

us.

She's like really stuck on staring at me.

It's nice.

So what's going through your head right now?

Talk to me.

I don't know. I'm pretty excited.

Yeah? Yeah.

I mean it looks like you're like thinking about sucking or something.

Maybe.

Shoot. Oop.

I did not think I was going to cheat on my boyfriend today.

Well, Miami is full of surprises.

Maybe he deserves it.

Yeah, he didn't give me any money for the trip, so.

Yeah, and he let you go by himself, so. You had to make your own money. Double

reasons why he deserves it.

Oh, look, she wants to go down.

Okay.

Get comfortable.

Do your thing.

Oh my god, yeah. You see that little face?

So Reggie, careful.

Man, this guy's driving and getting his dicks in.

Got you.

This ain't your boyfriend's dick.

That would take so good.

That's what it takes to get in it.

You're like...

There's

a lot of bumps.

At least

you just suck it. Get nice and low.

Get nice and low.

Nice and low right there.

I want to see that pussy.

Show me that pussy.

I really

want to

see what this pussy looks like.

He says, come up here.

Oh, hold on one second, girl.

Hold on.

You see, this pussy's too nice, right?

I'm gonna take a taste test.

I don't know if I'm not fitting that at all.

God. I'm so tired of this.

Look at me, baby.

Oh,

fuck.

It's those titties, fucking lunge.

Oh my gosh. Yeah.

It's a curvy right. Oh my gosh, it's so thick.

That dick.

Fucking, you know.

Get that dick, girl.

There, might as well, girl.

We're in Miami.

We're in Miami, girl.

We're in Miami.

No matter what time it is, try not to be fucked here.

I'm with Peter, bro. This guy's moving 100 miles an hour.

Literally.

It's horrible.

I haven't fucked in weeks.

Oh, yeah.

George must be worn out.

Yeah,

baby

That is such a nice box.

Oh my god.

Look at that shit.

Look at this fucking little fucking pink little rose.

You're huge.

Bang, bang.

Take that little tight pussy off that dick.

Yes.

Yes, baby.

What's up?

That was so fucking good, baby.

Pussy got so much cum out of me.

Damn.

I love your face. She really like took it, huh?

Oh, shit.

Oh, shout out all the boyfriends out there not paying for their girlfriend's

trips.

Let's go.

Sponsored by shitty boyfriends.

There you go.

I was gonna say, like, you're so much better than my boyfriend.

Oh.

Wow, go have a seat. Like, let her sit up there. Yeah, yeah, come here. Maybe

chill. Yeah.

Give her that. Walk it off. Walk it off.

Wow.

Damn.

That's awesome.

Oh, shit.

So, I mean, what?

Why are you, uh... Shit, man, that shit is good.

What's going on with the car? Why are you pulling over?

I don't know. The engine's acting a little funny. The engine?

What? Not that shit again.

Not that shit again.

Can you drive? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, can you drive?

I'll wait.

What? Push it. Push it. Is it transmission? Is it a drive? It's a

drive. No way. It just got stuck? What's happening?

Bro, we gotta take her to Lincoln. We promised her.

Yeah, I gotta get there with my friends. They're probably waiting on me. What

time? You're broken.

Peter broke it.

Peter, you broke it.

You broke it.

Bro, let me see. Roll down the window real quick. Let me see. Oh, shit.

Yeah, did that thing happen again? Wait, isn't it? Maybe that... Wait, maybe...

Remember that one time we just had to... We all had to get out of the van because

it was like a weight issue?

Like a weight distribution thing?

Yeah, but I don't think we all need to get out.

It's called the differential.

Yeah, there's like a weight... The chassis.

Chassis with the weight differential and the thing yeah,

so like it I know but we get out if we all get out then it like it raises up so

then it's less torque on the pistons and then therefore it's able to Traction

control the differential meter Fuck

Whatever look it works. I just know it works Look

just just put your

It's a real thing. It's a lock. It's what holds the rim in place Listen

again, just can you put some clothes on so we can get out real quick? Put your

shit in probably get put your pants on and I look I'll step out real quick Oh

shit, you know what hold on. Oh, let count the cash first.

Yeah, while we're doing that. Oh, yeah, what?

What do you mean just put them on girl stop playing?

Well put them on cuz we got it come on we got I gotta take you to Lincoln

You're gonna be late if you don't Oh

Wait

That's weird There's like a looks like a jean skirt right

there on the floor That's weird

Wow, what are the coincidences of a jeans shirt outside?

You think that's yours?

It's literally mine, yes. Oh, it's literally yours?

Yes. Oh, my God.

That's weird.

Do your clothes usually just run away from you? No.

Oh.

What do you mean? Well,

we're counting your money. We've got to count your money.

Well, I can't really get out. I'm kind of contractually obligated to stay in

the van.

Yeah, it's like, it's an insurance thing. You just said last time y'all got

out of the van.

Yeah, but that was before.

That was different.

This is like insurance reasons. Look,

we could sit here and shoot the shit and explain forever, but like, look, if you

just grab your shit real quick, look, put your shoes on, though, because you

might step in a glass or something.

Give her her shoes and then just...

just grab your stuff it's no big deal just grab it grab it put it together and

then so just yeah you know grab it look it'd be real quick

just grab your thing um let me be getting everything ready yeah i

mean that was really fun yeah yeah no no just hurry up and grab your stuff get

back in okay okay yeah yeah just get just grab your skirt you don't even have

to put it on just grab your skirt and run back in

Okay, you're gonna need that to cover yourself We

got your purse You guys

Where are you going?

Why's this guy always?

Oh my god, why do you look so natural holding that?