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- Previously on

- Previously on "Below Deck Med."

- If you had to put someone in second in command,

who would that person be?

Promoting the person to lead deckhand,

it puts them charge of someone.

I want you to choose.

[kissing sounds]

What if you had to steer? How would you go?

- He's scheduling all this time with Malia,

why would he pick me? - Whoa.

- These clients are definitely high caliber.

- The Yachtbreaker. - I wanna see your very best.

- Let's finish strong. - Is this hand-made?

- What do you mean? - Was this out of a box,

or was it something whipped up?

- Just so you know, there was no messages

going on between the two of us while he was onboard.

- Jason, are you off to bed? [kissing sounds, moaning]

- It would be cool to just move on from it.

- Yeah.

- Yeah. - I think it's best

I just step away from both.

- You've made a decision. Who's your lead deckhand?

[horn blares]

[upbeat music]

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♪ ♪

Who's your lead deckhand? - I don't know how I feel about

this choosing a ranking thing. - Well, you have to.

- Um...

um, Malia. Done.

- Okay, Malia. - Okay, awesome.

- So you're gonna let her know that.

- I will do. - 'Cause she thinks ahead.

- Exactly. She's always out there out there and yeah.

- Good. - Everyone knows

I've got feelings for Malia,

and I don't want to make it look

like I'm favoritizing her.

But then again, she's actually

deserving of the position.

It's a tough one. - You made a decision.

I am proud. - Hardest decision ever.

That's the hardest part. - I wouldn't want to tell

Captain Sandy about myself and Malia

'cause as soon as it started making us slip up on deck,

she'll lose it and have something to say,

and that's what's making me tread lightly.

- I want you to have a conversation

with them explaining it. - All right.

- Thank you.

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

- We're gonna be rocking tonight with this wind.

Hi, Maureen. - Hi.

- Have you decided dinner inside or outside?

- Inside's perfect. - Okay, perfect.

Bit chilly out here. - Yeah. Yep, that's perfect.

- Perfect. - Thank you.

- No worries. Thanks.

- What's going on with the magic?

- You smell good? Does it smell good in here?

- It smells so good. - I just said you smell good.

- Well, there's that too. Oh, my gosh. That looks amazing.

- Yeah. - I'll be up in the master.

- Cool. - Thank you.

- Cool. With everything going on with Malia

it's very difficult for me to stay focused right now.

But when you have this high profile

a guest on board, especially charter brokers,

dinner service has to be perfect.

It's as simple as that. Pressure's on.

- Hannah. Hannah, Lauren. - Go ahead.

- They've decided to have dinner indoors tonight.

- Yay!

[sighs] I'm so glad dinner's inside.

- Yeah, it makes it easier.

- It is actually very unpleasant outside.

Part of being a chief steward is that you need

to put your personal differences aside

because charter brokers will not give you a second chance.

She can literally make or break your career.

- Malia, Malia. Meet me on the main deck aft.

- Copy, on my way.

- Captain wants someone to be in charge.

And we've decided that you're gonna step up

and take that position.

You shall be our lead deckhand.

- Wow. - How do you feel about that?

- Um, I'm honored. - Aw, there you go.

- Thanks. I appreciate it. - Yeah.

Just keep the boys in line, and I'll let them

all know tomorrow, and they know that--

We can't hide what you actually are

because of other stuff that gets in the way,

and you deserve it.

- We both figured out that that's how it should be.

- I definitely think it's an earned title,

it's just I'm afraid it's gonna be viewed differently.

Like, I earned it by kissing the boss.

- Congratulations. - [laughs] Thanks.

Uh-oh.

We'll be good. - Do you want me

to start laying glassware?

- It's okay.

- When Bugs first came onboard,

I definitely felt a bit of a pull with her

because she had been chief stew before,

and then the whole iPad incident.

- This is from the primary guest and Hannah.

They've been messaging since charter.

- I would kind of expect you as my second

and what I thought was my friend

to just kind of come and tell me.

- There's only a few more charters left,

and then home free.

- You let me know if you need anything, okay?

- Perfect, thank you.

- You know you're not supposed to look at the toaster--

I mean, the microwave. It's bad for you.

- What does it matter if I look at it or if I'm over here?

- It'll burn your brain. - I'm gonna Google this fact.

I don't believe in it.

- Wes, Malia, can you go listen to see

if the anchor's dragging? - Copy that.

- Winds are, like, 30 knots.

We're surrounded with rocks.

We could drag anchor. We could run aground.

It could be disastrous.

Wes, Wes. Can you hear it?

- Copy, Captain Sandy. We can hear it.

- We're definitely dragging.

- Oh, great. - Got here as soon as I could.

- Bobby! - With a way better light.

- Sweet. - Never leave home without it.

- Someone tell me where the starboard anchor is?

- The chain's straight up and down.

- Start pulling the starboard anchor up.

- Copy that. Bringing in starboard.

- Beautiful.

- Okay. So next, a cosmopolitan.

- Do you have pineapple juice?

- Yes, we do. - Can we do it

with a splash of pineapple

with the cranberry juice and no fruit?

- No lime juice? - Yeah.

- Hey, guys. There's a problem.

The anchors are way too small on this boat

to hold us in high winds.

All crew, all crew.

We're not gonna re-drop the anchor.

We're gonna head back to port.

- Starboard anchor is home.

- Okay, I'm in gear.

Hannah, can you come to the bridge?

Hannah to the bridge, please.

- On my way, Sandy. - Yep, she did great.

- We're gonna, like, starve any second, so--

- She's getting hangry. - I am getting hangry.

- Hi, Sandy. - Hi. Could you

do me a favor and just let the guests know

that we left due to the wind and our anchor dragging

and we're just gonna spend the night in Split,

and then tomorrow we're going to resume our normal day.

- Okay, cool. Thank you.

♪ ♪

Unfortunately our anchors are dragging,

so I've just been informed we're going back into dock tonight.

It's the safest option in this wind.

- We had an amazing day today,

and we all understand that safety's first.

- Perfect. - But we're gonna expect you

to make it up for us tomorrow. - Yes, of course.

Done. Are you guys all right if we start dinner?

- We'd love to. - Absolutely.

- Yeah. - Perfect.

- Thank you, Hannah.

- It feels good to cook underway.

- Pretty, Adam. - It's getting there.

The weather's really crappy,

so all we can go into is full diversion mode.

Every captain said to me, "Get 'em drunk.

After they're drunk, get 'em fed."

- Wow. - This is yellow fin tuna.

We've got creme fraiche.

There's some caviar, a little avocado.

Enjoy, you guys.

- Super fresh. - Good flavors.

- We are coming into dock shortly.

- Docking at night has its challenges

if the dock isn't lit up properly,

and docking in this force of wind is very, very dangerous.

- Oh, I'm getting blown all over the place.

- Bugs, are you ready? - Yep.

- Try and keep these level, okay?

- Yep. - Or it'll just ruin it.

- Oh, this looks great. - Beef tenderloin roulade.

I stuffed it with a mushroom duxelle

and some beef demi-glace. - Oh, my God. It's amazing.

- I'd say you got 20 minutes up here, Captain.

- Still got another two there, Bobs?

- Yeah.

- Tastes phenomenal. - This guy rocks.

- Captain asked to go ten meters more forward

to get out the way of the tender.

- I want to take these people home with me.

[laughter]

- 30 meters, touching fenders. We're looking really good.

Coming in nice and slow.

Captain, if we could maybe come back one or two meters.

- I can't. The wind's blowing so hard.

- Sh--. One meter to touching fenders.

Pulling the bar up nine across.

All right, we're touching fenders.

- Tender's clear. Tender's clear.

- Thank you. Well done.

- Final course. We've got a pear poached in rosé

with some mascarpone whipped cream with espresso.

- Oh, my gosh. Here I go again. - So good.

- This has been phenomenal.

- Thank you so much. - Thank you.

- Thank you so much, you guys. I really hope you enjoyed it.

- We really did. - It was incredible.

- You can't rush art, though, can you?

You can't rush a masterpiece.

- I don't settle for anything less than perfection.

- Thank you for your hard work today.

- Thanks, you too.

- Give me five for a great night.

- One, two, and a chop.

- Hey, how you doing? - Good.

- We'll see you in the morning. - All right.

See you in the morning, guys.

- Give me your real opinion. - So it--

I think dinner service was good.

So there are a few things that I've noticed.

♪ ♪

- I'm definitely going. - I have never had

a charter guest leave early. - And later...

- Oh, look. It's my favorite couple.

- So, Malia, why would you lead me on?

- Have I been leading you on? - How do you sleep at night?

- Give me your real opinion.

- Give me your real opinion. - So it--

I think dinner service was good.

So there are a few things that I've noticed.

Tiny little things.

- No, no, no. Not on the service side at all.

Just a couple of really small, minor details that were missed.

So in the master stateroom, there was some,

I think, towels left from a previous guest.

- It's these little things a lot of people would not see.

But so far, everybody is delightful.

The food was excellent. Your chef is absolutely amazing.

- If Shannon's happy, Sandy's happy.

If Shannon's not happy, Sandy's not happy.

- Yeah, so-- - Thank you.

- You're welcome. - I'll see you in the morning.

- Yeah. Good night, Bugs. - Sleep well.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

- Oh, no. This is freezing. - Yeah, tell me about it.

- Oh, my word. Oh.

This morning is freezing.

- We want the best for the guests.

And now because of these elements that we cannot control,

we cannot provide that.

- Hannah, Wes, can you come to the bridge please?

- Copy for Hannah and Wes.

- Good morning. - Morning, Sandy. How are you?

- We have a fresh breeze, don't we?

- Yeah. - Oh, it's really fresh.

- So due to the weather conditions

we're gonna stay here at the dock.

So now we have to really pour it on.

Because they're expecting water toys, anchoring.

What do you think, Hannah? - Yeah, of course.

I'm thinking we can do a spa day.

I could try and do a tour of the palace.

There's not really a lot we can do on the water in this weather.

When Sandy gets stressed, she tends to micromanage.

- Throw all this sh-- away. Fold those towels up,

and give me that trash can. Where does this go?

It isn't like you're gonna sort it out tonight.

- I'd just prefer to put it away, like, properly.

- That's not gonna be the case.

- And there's already tension within the crew.

So I'm really hoping

that she doesn't get carried away

and start stressing everyone else out.

- We just got to pull out everything we can this evening.

- Okay. - Okay. Thanks, Sandy.

- All right. - Cool. All righty, deck crew.

We're not going anywhere today, so between all of us,

we're just gonna clean up wherever we can, you know?

Just make the boat look good the whole time.

Make sure the jacuzzi's always full and hot

'cause it's one of those days that they might just jump in

and want to enjoy that.

Making Malia lead deck in public

is actually a bit nerve-wracking.

I'm nervous I'm not gonna get the reaction I want.

I don't know how you can prepare for something like this.

So let's go just start sweeping some decks,

do some windows and stuff. Boom.

- Good morning. You trust me as a captain?

- Absolutely. - Sandy is not

driving out there today.

It's gale force winds. They're not--

- Yeah. So are we not able to go to that beach, or--

- Not in this boat.

I don't want to disappoint anyone that's onboard,

but at the same time, the winds are,

like, 27, 30 knots.

Not gonna happen. It's dangerous.

- We are not cruising and we are not on the water toys,

and we're not on that beautiful,

beautiful beach that we so wanted to go today?

Let's bring out the creativity. Pressure's on.

- Pressure's on.

- I don't know what to do. It just kind of sucks.

- Adam, today we're staying at the dock because of the weather.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- So I just want to make sure that they're well fed.

- That's what I do. Yeah, no problem.

All captains get this nervous

when charter brokers come onboard.

Their relationship is like Tom and Jerry.

♪ ♪

- So we can't do ATVs. We can't do water toys.

Thank you so much. - Yeah, my pleasure.

- You know, a lot of times too some of the crew

are trained to do massage and spa,

so we can see if any of the crew is trained for that.

- Is the crew trained for massage?

- We are trained in booking them for you if you'd like.

- That's a good enough answer. [laughter]

- I kind of want to eat some and see what happens.

- I think you should. Just one.

- And then if it turns red-- - Yeah.

- No, like, I'm pretty sure.

- Well, we're gonna get to the bottom of this.

The feelings that I got with Malia,

I have never felt before.

I genuinely think that I still have a chance.

Go ahead and squeeze that on.

I'm hoping that she will come to her senses

and be like, "It was fun flirting with Wes,

but Adam and I have more history."

- I'm gonna need an Epi-Pen.

- Can I put it in your butt cheek?

- Um, no. - Don't do that.

- Hi, there. It's Hannah calling from

motor yacht "Sirocco."

I was hoping if you could arrange two masseuses

to come to the yacht.

These guests spent a lot of money chartering this yacht.

There is no refund, so the whole crew

really needs to concentrate on giving these guests

the most perfect service

we possibly can in the circumstances.

- Okay, thank you so much. - Where are we starting?

On sun deck and work our way down?

- Let's do main deck windows.

- I've always been rewarded for my hard work.

Like the time I worked at a surf shop.

Within a month in a half,

I got a 50 cent raise because I was never over

or under ten cents in my cash drawer.

That stuck with me. You work hard, you get rewarded.

So hopefully one day I can go

from cleaning the boat to driving the boat.

- You grew up in the same town, yeah?

- My entire life.

- The same one that you live in now?

- Yep.

- My class was less than 100 people.

- Oh, my God. That's really small.

- Oh, yeah. I'm stoked about this promotion,

but at the same time I feel a little guilty, you know?

Like, Bobby's a really hard worker.

I think he really wants to be lead deckhand,

so I am scared sh--less

'cause it's probably not gonna go over very well.

- Good morning, how are you? both: Good.

- No, we're not gonna be moving today.

- Really? - Yeah. Unfortunately,

the wind has picked up. - Yep.

- And it's freezing out there. - Ugh.

- I'm sorry. I know it's a little bit disappointing.

- Yeah. It is what it is, you know?

- They're, like, not happy that we're not doing anything today.

- I wanted to see that beach. - Yeah, I'm totally bummed.

- Hey, Hannah. These are ready. - Thank you.

Here you go. - Thanks.

At least we got fed well, right?

- I actually feel sorry for them.

In this weather, I would rather be in a hotel on land,

to be honest.

- Me too. - I would not like

to be on a yacht. - Yeah, but the hotel

doesn't give you this kind of service.

- I'd just prefer to order room service.

- I'd just get room service. [laughter]

- Things between Hannah and I are very cordial.

I'm kind of just putting my issues aside

because I've got a job to do.

I'm the second stewardess onboard,

and I'm there to make "Sirocco"

as professional and as successful as possible.

- Hi. - Hey.

- So we have some news. - Okay.

- We have a private tour guide that's gonna come pick you up

from the yacht in an hour,

and then we've got a masseuse,

and then we can do dinner this evening.

- Sounds great. - That sounds great.

- Yeah? - Yeah. Thank you.

- Perfect.

- Deck crew, deck crew.

Can we please meet on the main deck aft in two minutes?

Two minutes. both: Hello.

- All right, you guys. So over the past couple days,

myself and Captain have been having a lot of conversations,

and Captain Sandy wants me to start delegating off

some of my responsibilities.

What we decided is that we're gonna actually

choose a lead deckhand out of the crew.

So we decided someone who's been showing a lot more promise

and a lot more initiative

to go further has been Malia.

♪ ♪

- All ready?

- Let's do another car bomb.

Adam's going to Drunk Town. [laughter]

- Hey. Hey, hey. Stop, Adam.

- F---. - Hey!

♪ ♪

- So we decided someone who's been

showing a lot more promise and a lot more interest

in progressing through this whole industry

has been Malia.

So guys, you're now looking

at the new lead deckhand on Team "Sirocco."

- Cool. Congratulations. - Thanks.

- So when I'm not around, she'll be the one

that you guys look to.

So for today, they're gonna go into town,

and probably later you guys will be taking a tour on.

All righty, let's have a good day.

both: Let's do it.

♪ ♪

- Thank you. - All right.

- Just thought we'd send you off with a little mimosa.

- That sounds like a plan.

- Well, what do you think about that?

- I think it's good.

- I was nervous. - Why?

- Well, 'cause of the whole Wes thing,

and I didn't want you guys to think that that's why.

Captain Sandy had a say in it.

- I mean, it's definitely good that Captain said something

and it wasn't, like, 100% his decision.

'Cause then it would be, like, a conflict of interest

kind of thing. - Yeah.

- I'm not here to rain on Malia's parade.

She kicks ass on deck. But I was kind of shocked

because I thought I was the lead deckhand already.

Nobody else has experience on white boats except for me.

- Now you're our lead deckhand,

you get to spend more time with Wes.

- I knew it was coming.

- What happened? - Malia's the new lead deckhand.

- Really? That's exciting.

- Yeah. - Congrats.

- Thanks.

- No, look at this. - The sea's not that bad.

- We're supposed to be out on the Croatian coast, not on land.

I'm definitely going.

- Okay, guys. I think that the tour guide's on her way.

She should be here in five to ten minutes, okay?

- Okay. Sam's flying out tonight.

She just booked her flight back to the States.

- This charter's kind of turning into the charter from hell

at the moment.

A charter guest leaving mid-charter is not good.

Unless I can, like, magically make a rainbow unicorn appear

and start entertaining them on the aft deck,

this could mean our tip's in jeopardy.

- Yeah. [laughter]

- Sandy, I've just had a chat with the guests.

Samantha is flying out this evening.

- Oh, really? - Yes.

- Wow. I have never had a charter guest leave early.

Why? What's happening?

- We've got one guest flying out.

- This charter's getting better and better.

- Isn't it? - You wanna leave?

- Yeah. - Oh, my God. Are you kidding?

- What a bummer.

- I understand the disappointment,

but the reality is I can't control the weather.

If I leave the dock, you're putting the guests at risk,

my crew at risk, the vessel at risk.

It's not safe.

That's why I'm the captain.

- Is everyone ready, or are we-- - Yeah, we're ready to go.

- Okay, cool. - Sam, we'll see you.

- Bye, Sam. - Safe travels.

- This is Malia and Bobby. - Nice to meet you.

- I'm Bobby. - Yolanda. Nice to meet you.

- Nice to meet you. - Welcome to Split.

So let us go into the palace.

The Roman emperor was a great persecutor of Christians.

He believed in many gods, and he built temples.

This place here, this was actually used

as a sewage for many, many years.

- Oh, perfect. - You know, through

the course of centuries and wars and different--

So this is called Triclinium.

This part of the palace

is where the emperor would actually walk.

And this is where his rooms were.

- Uhh.

- I think we're running kind of tight on schedule.

We gotta head back to the boat.

- Nice to meet you. - Thank you so much.

[talking over each other]

- Are we gonna suit up in here? Thank you.

- Feel that wind.

- Are you going to sleep?

- No, I'm changing into my blacks.

- I'm coming to watch you change into them.

- Get it, girl.

- Thank you. - Oh, no. Don't say that.

- I'm so proud of you. - Thanks, girl.

- Nice one. - I just don't want it

to be coming from, like, an emotional place.

I want it be because of my work ethic.

- Mm-hmm. - But, like, the other night,

I was doing anchor watch,

and Wes came up and he kissed me on the bridge on anchor watch.

[kissing sounds] - I like him.

It's hard because it's, like, he's my boss.

- Here you go, dear. - Thank you.

- What the f---?

You don't promote the girl you're hooking up with.

That's like if I made out with Captain Sandy

and I became chief stew.

- I didn't realize that you, like, actually liked him.

- Yeah, we'll see.

♪ ♪

- I got that. that's warm. - Yeah.

- You might wanna take a seat for this one.

- What's happening now?

- Malia and Bugs were talking in here,

and they were talking about Malia

and Wes making out in the wheelhouse during anchor watch.

- No way. - Yeah.

- It was Wes's decision to promote the girl

that he's making out with on anchor watch?

- To lead deckhand, yeah.

- And wait up, I got called out for unprofessionalism

for texting a charter guest?

In one way I kind of want to say to Malia, you know,

"You're a hypocrite."

And in the other I kind of wanna buy her a drink.

Because I'm happy there's drama that isn't surrounding me.

- You were in the laundry room with me. We both heard it.

- Okay. Yeah, yeah. [gagging]

♪ ♪

- Are you waiting for something? - I'm filling it up.

- Oh. - I think Alaska

might even be warmer than this. - [laughs]

- Well, the boys have only teased me a little bit.

- Oh, I think they're gonna get over it.

- Now you understand why I don't want to kiss the boss?

- Well, I've never, ever hooked up with

any of my crewmates ever in my whole life.

- Really? - Promise.

- Well, what happened? - You just weren't a dick.

That was the biggest problem.

You should've just come in and been a badass dick.

It would've made life so much easier.

- Bobby, Bobby. Would you mind giving me

a hand with something super-duper heavy?

- Copy that.

- What is going on out there?

- I need to tell you something serious,

and I need you to have my back because I have yours, okay?

- What happened? - I feel bad for Bobby.

We're definitely, like, not by any means close friends,

but he's getting the sh-- end of the stick.

- I mean, let's be more obvious.

- Did you know Malia and Wes hook up during her anchor watch?

- No way. - In the wheelhouse?

I overheard her telling Bugs.

- No, they don't.

- She's actually jumping up and down.

- Is she hugging someone? - No, she's jumping to herself.

- Like, what kind of hooking up? - Like, making out

in the wheelhouse on her anchor watch.

- No way. - I heard it with my own ears.

- It's just awkward that they don't know

that yacht has surveillance cameras.

- I like it. I don't think we should say anything.

- No, definitely not.

- So you were in your cabin and you heard it too.

- Okay. - That's all.

I'm gonna go do turndowns now.

- I'm gonna go this way. - Bye.

- Now that I don't have the fire department to fall back on,

this is my new career.

This is what I need to advance in.

- Wes. - Okay, don't kill me.

- Now Max and I gotta work for the boyfriend and girlfriend?

[both laughing]

- Malia and I, we fooled around. - Wow.

And we tried to keep it hush hush.

I got all the texts to prove it.

"Hopefully we can sneak into the same hotel room

our last night in Croatia."

♪ ♪

- What's going on? - Tonight, I'm just winging it

with my creativity.

- The local Brussels. Dalmatian crispy pancetta.

- But you're gonna introduce each one, yeah?

- Oh, yeah. Doesn't matter. - Yeah. Okay, cool.

- Charter brokers love it when a chef

can highlight local cuisine.

In Croatia, that means brasses,

hearty beets, cabbages, and seafood.

- F---, it's 8:00. F---, f---, f---.

I've pulled every rabbit I can out of my hat.

We have local Croatian a capella singers coming in

and a Croatian-themed dinner,

so I'm hoping that this is going to make up for the fact

that we're basically a floating hotel.

[singing in Croatian]

- It's good.

- Oh, yeah. Both: It's beautiful.

- There's so much crazy sh-- going on.

- Like what? - Lauren tells me

that they've been kissing on anchor watch.

I'll just tell Wes to come down here.

'Cause this is obviously gonna be a conversation.

- Jesus Christ, Wes. Come here, give me a kiss.

I'll take that role.

[singing in Croatian]

- Wow. - Thank you.

- [speaking Croatian]

- Thank you. [all saying bye]

- Adam, Adam. Hannah, guests are seating.

- Okay.

♪ ♪

- Did you guys all have to drink all those bottles

to have the corks here all last night?

- The things we do for you guys. [laughter]

- These plates are ready to go.

- Oh, that looks really good. I mean, it's art.

- Now, this is very simple.

This is just some local charcuterie. Dig in.

I'm gonna start working on your second course, all right?

all: Thank you. - Enjoy.

- Bon appétit, everybody. - Gotta get a picture.

- This is delicious. - This is very good.

- Hey, Wes. - Bugsy.

- Can we have a quick chat? - Quick chat? On it.

- Well, here we are. - Bring it on, boys.

- So we heard a rumor that you and Malia

are making out on watch.

- Yeah, it's true.

- Okay, so how do you think that looks?

- I told you, I'm simply-- everything that comes to work.

It's work, and anything that comes to that is separate.

All decisions that I based on work and everything on--

- That's so hard to believe, man.

- It's hard to believe, but it's what it is.

The end of the day,

these decisions were based on professional stuff.

People are taking initiative. People are going forward.

People are paying attention and--

- How is me quitting my career and busting my ass last season

to try and get lead this season

to then it just gets f---ing handed off, dude,

to f---ing somebody with no experience

and somebody you're hooking up with?

- It must be tough for Wes because he's so straight-laced,

but his heart is obviously,

like, set on Malia

and telling him another thing.

- Listen, guys. The decision was made.

- That is the most unprofessional thing

I've ever seen in my life.

I think it's f---ing bullsh--.

- And I still stick with my decision.

- All right. I mean, that's black and white.

Favoritism is being played here, and it sucks.

You know, there's nothing I can do about it.

It makes me feel like, you know, hard work doesn't mean sh--.

[laughter] - I'm so glad to hear laughter.

- After today, yeah. - Almost there, girls.

- Okay, cool. Thank you.

- Oh, that looks amazing.

- This snapper is Adriatic.

Persimmon chutney, cranberries and green apple.

- Very cool, very cool. - Okay? All right, everyone.

- Nice job. Wow, he called 'em out.

- This guy is good.

- So it's nice to see Adam's finally in a chef's jacket

and just doing his job properly.

Maybe we should have a charter broker on every charter.

- Hey, Wes, I wouldn't hate you

if you started doing some dishes over here.

- No thanks, trust me.

- Since you're just standing there looking bored.

♪ ♪

- Captain. - Hello. How was dinner?

- It was great. - It was fantastic.

- You loved it? - You found yourself

a great chef. - You promise?

- Yeah. - Okay, good.

- Unbelievable. - Enjoy the rest of your night.

all: Thank you.

- You don't want it too hot, just perfect.

- Good job.

- It's too hot. - It is not.

- Good night, Adam. - See ya.

- Does Adam know yet, or is it--

- No, I didn't say it. It's not my place.

- Yeah. With Adam, he needs to concentrate on his job.

If he found out about the Wes/Malia kiss mid-charter,

that boy is just gonna go straight off the rails.

- Why is it hard for leopards to hide?

- Why?

- Because they're always spotted.

- Max, do you know the monkey joke?

- Got a banana?

- So there was a monkey.

- Yeah? - And he got stoned.

Something like that.

- Hannah, please don't ever tell a joke ever again.

- Is that for me? - I'm grabbing the extra water.

- Good night, guys. - Good night.

♪ ♪

- Morning. - Almost hit my head.

- Morning. - Thank you.

- Good morning, Sandy. - Good morning.

I heard it was a success last night. Thank you.

- Yeah, they had so much fun. - To good people. Salud.

all: Salud. Cheers.

- How is it professional to make out with him

on the bridge during a watch?

You think that's okay?

I'm so f---ing irritated right now.

- Guys, if you have something to say about all of this,

why don't we talk about it?

- You know, Malia, I got nothing bad to say

about your work ethic.

What I was offended by was that

he's telling me that I don't initiative.

How would he even f---ing see it?

My work ethic was never seen because he's so far up your ass.

- Can it not be that I am cute but I also bust my ass?

That's the double standard. I didn't get another stripe.

I didn't get a pay raise. It's just a pat on the back.

- It's a pat on the back for you,

but it's a stab in the back to me.

- So basically you're telling me is it's impossible for me

to work my ass off and earn the title

because I'm a cute, attractive female deckhand,

and that's f---ed. - I'm saying--

- This literally has nothing to do with your looks.

You're making out with your boss.

- Yeah, cool. And obviously your decision

shows your character. - And it is what it is.

It is made. - Unprofessional.

- Oh, I'm thinking about it.

- So what's the story between you two?

I'm just curious 'cause, you know,

we've all made out at this point.

She played me like a f---ing flute.

You f---ing lie through your teeth,

and you make me sick to my stomach.

[upbeat music]

- Oh, f---, I got a headache.

- Bobby is pissed. - Bruised little peach.

- Rightfully so, in my opinion, if you ever get the whole story.

I don't think you wanna know though.

- What happened? - Basically, Malia and Wes,

like, make out on her anchor watch in the bridge.

So she got promoted to lead deckhand

and he has a year more experience,

and he thinks there's, like, favoritism going on.

That's why I don't kiss and tell.

- No, it's about what's been going on

for the past couple weeks apparently.

- I'm speechless.

- Well, if you really want the truth,

you'll just have to ask one of them.

I just don't want to be, like, making sh-- up

'cause I don't really know.

- All crew, all crew to the main salon.

- Safe travels home.

- Thank you. - Appreciate it.

- Thank you. Safe travels.

- Nice to meet you. - I'll see you in Florida.

- Thank you. - Sorry about the weather, man.

- Thank you so much. I hope you had fun.

- Well, guys. Mother Nature hit us a curve,

and it kept us here at port for most of the trip.

It was a bummer, so just your attitudes

made a difference on it, but your attention to detail,

like last night at the dinner, was a perfect example, you know?

Just the food, Chef, I think would've made up for it.

Cap, thanks for keeping us safe,

and the last part here.

both: Thank you. - Thank you, guys.

- Bye, everybody. - We'll see you guys.

- Thank you so much. Safe travels.

- Thank you. - Okay, everyone.

Let's meet back here in ten for the tip meeting.

♪ ♪

Another charter we succeeded in spite of rain

and wind and gloom and doom.

Well done, everyone.

I feel like we've definitely become a team.

Adam, everyone told me how amazing your food was.

Thank you.

- Thank you. - They left us 12,000.

Not what I expected considering how hard we worked

to turn the charter around.

- This is one of the worst tips of the season,

but I kind of expected it

because we didn't really get to show 'em much.

- Malia? - Thanks, Cap.

- Our next charter guest will be picked in Dubrovnik,

which is 4 1/2 hours from here.

After the boat's turned around,

you guys are free to check out the city.

- Awesome. - Yay.

- Thank you for everything.

- Thanks. - Cool.

- Thank you. - Thank you, too.

- Okay, I'm ready.

You can start with the bowline.

- Good to go.

- Good job, guys.

- Good charter, girls. Thank you.

- Sounds good.

[somber music]

- How's it going, Bugs?

- Good, Adam. How are you?

- I've seen better days.

- You have?

- One thing you want to look at, Malia, is just bring it

three degrees to port.

- This? - That's it.

- Oh, look. It's my favorite couple.

- So over here when we get to wind speed,

you can use your code to correlate that.

So we got 10 knots. - Okay.

- So what's the story between you two?

- Just crewmates. - Mm-hmm.

- Mm. I'm just curious 'cause, you know,

we've all made out at this point.

- Yeah, and what happened happened.

- When and where?

- Here.

- It happened after one bridge watch,

and that was it. And afterwards we straightaway said,

"Let's keep it professional

and not let it happen again," and it never did.

- So, Malia, why would you lead me on?

- Have I been leading you on? - Yeah, you have.

- Did I have feelings for both of you?

Yeah. Did I come down to where I wanted to choose someone?

No. I want to make it through charter and remain friends.

- That's not what you told me before.

She played me like a f---ing flute.

How do you sleep at night?

- Saying I just want to be friends?

- You f---ing lie through your teeth,

and you make me sick to my stomach.

- Okay. - What Wes doesn't realize

is there's a massive back story behind Malia and I.

It's gonna be painful for him to find out.

- I'm so over this.

- Let the cleaning begin.

♪ ♪

- There is favoritism going on.

I'm just wondering what the next night out's gonna be like.

- Adam? - What's up?

- Just thought I'd come and check on you.

- Yeah? What's going on?

- You don't seem all right. - Well, you know,

a little bummed, you know?

It's like-- - Okay, you obviously heard

about what everyone's been talking about.

- Yeah, yeah. It's like, after the first issue,

we had a good, long chat and it was like,

"No, we're done. Everything's done."

Even this guy. We're like, "Nah, we're done."

- To each other? - Yeah, and then additionally

to that--of course, I'm not sure if you're aware of this or not,

but we met at the yachting certification course

before we even got on the boat.

- Who did, you and Wes? - Malia and I.

- And how long ago was that? Was that recent?

- Yeah, that was--we both had

to get it to get on this boat.

And we fooled around. - Wow.

We tried to keep it hush hush. - Yeah. Jeez,

I really had no idea about that at all.

This is like-- - Yeah, like, I thought

I had, you know, a little hook in her,

but I was so wrong.

It can't be a secret anymore.

I've got to save my own face here.

And she told me that she's not into him whatsoever

and that she's into me.

- She told you this? - Oh, yeah.

- Was this when she ended stuff with you?

- Yeah, I got all the texts to prove it.

"The more I thought about it all night on my anchor watch,

"I don't want to go on a date with Wes.

Hope you slept well. Missing you."

These texts were the exact same night

that she was making out with Wes in the wheelhouse.

"We can just make plans for when you're done

"with your Boston trip.

"Hopefully we can sneak into the same hotel room

our last night in Croatia."

I'm f---ing blown away. [laughs]

- I think she's confused.

- If you're lying, you're not confused.

You're a liar. - Yeah.

- All crew, we have arrived in Dubrovnik.

It's beautiful. Take a look.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Oh, this is awesome. - That's pretty, huh?

- Wow.

- Dubrovnik is a beautiful walled city

that dates back to the 7th century,

and it's like you're walking right back into history.

We're going between two boats.

- All right, straight back there is our channel, Cap.

We are in line.

- Four meters and opening on starboard.

- Get the lines ashore.

- Copy that.

- Our crossovers are secure.

- Well done, everyone.

- Whoo!

- Bobby, why don't you show me the mangina?

- Two charters back. - Yeah.

You know, I just wanted to go back and look

at my text messages that were happening that same day.

- Oh, you had been texting? - Oh, yeah.

- Is it raining, raining? - No, I think it's just--

- Not raining right now actually.

- Oh, I'm hot.

- I'm getting off this boat. This day is much needed.

- Let's go grab a beer, right, boys?

- After all the drama in the whole lead deckhand role,

I'm so excited to actually have a drama-free night.

- Hey, you know what we should do? An Irish car bomb.

- Yes. - Is this the shot?

- That's a car bomb, boy. You drop it in, you go for it.

- Oh, I can't chug anything. - Ready?

Cheers, boys.

- Would you like some more, boys?

- Yeah. - Yeah, let's do

another car bomb. - All right.

- Later, skaters. Adam's going to Drunk Town, you know?

Let's do this.

- Now that this whole lead deckhand thing happened...

- Yeah. - If you were

a true professional in my eyes, you wouldn't do this

because you know this is how it will turn out.

- Yeah, but look how that looks to everyone else on the boat.

- Yeah. - You know they made out

on anchor watch as well?

We found out yesterday. - I just found out.

It was pretty hard to swallow. - I think I need to go find

some testosterone in my life. - I think you should.

- The f---ing guy sleeps three feet above me,

- Yeah, - And sometimes I just want to,

like--bam!

Like, right through the ceiling.

It's so weird living on a yacht.

Like, you have problems with someone

and "Oh, yeah, I'm just gonna go sleep next to you."

- What's up, gentle folk? - Oy, oy.

- Ah, Adam. - Okay, that's unnecessary.

Hey. Hey, f---ing stop, Adam.

F---, Bro.

- Smile there, big guy. - You just ripped

my f---ing pants, Adam.

- You know, what's driving me

- You know, what's driving me crazy is the f---ing guy

sleeps three feet above me. - Yeah.

- And sometimes I just wanna, like--bam!

- What's up, gentle folk? - Oy, oy.

- And now it's Irish car bomb time since you're here.

- Yeah. - Oh, let me have a pee first.

Right, I'll be back out. - As long as you don't just

get so drunk you f--- Malia.

That's all that matters to me.

♪ ♪

- Can we get a glass of dry white wine?

- Okay.

- I'm been pretty on edge after this promotion thing,

you know?

'Cause I don't want people to feel like

it's a Bobby vs. Malia.

- I don't--I really don't think it is.

That's Captain Sandy's decision. She's the captain.

She made her decision for a reason.

- I get why he's frustrated. I don't disagree with him.

- There's something going on there.

I thought she was this sweet, innocent,

cute girl who didn't know how cute she was.

But right now I don't trust her.

- Whenever you're the cute female that your boss

or anyone else is into, it's kind of hard.

- Yeah.

- Let's get Adam f---ing faded.

Yoo! Yoo! Yoo!

- These guys are already hammered right now

Absolutely next level. - Cheers. Hey, oh!

- And Adam's way more wasted than anyone I've seen before,

and I think he's kind of turned to alcohol

to solve his problem of his heartbreak.

- All right, should we go for a little stroll?

- Let's rock and roll, boys.

- Do you have a car bomb? Oh, see you later.

I love you. I love you both. I love you.

I love you. Thank you. Thank you so much. I love you too. Okay.

- My God.

It's embarrassing, and it's obnoxious,

and he's definitely lost all his respect in my books.

- Oh, excuse me. Excuse me. Excuse me.

- Oh, Jesus Christ. You f---ing asshole.

- Adam, stop. - He's f---ing lost his mind.

- Hey! - Hey, girls.

- Hey, boys.

[laughter]

- Your guys' photo. Hey, no! Photo!

- Bobby!

- Oh, my God. - Bobby.

- Never been wedgied that bad in my life.

- Ah, Adam. Okay, that's unnecessary.

- Hey, hey. F---ing stop, Adam.

F---, bro. - [laughs] Smile.

- What are you guys doing? - Smile there, big guy.

- He just ripped my f---ing pants, Adam.

- Hey, you getting all f---ing intense?

- Wes, Wes-- - Oh, no. No, no, no.

- Hey! Hey, hey, hey. - No, no, no.

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