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A legend is sung of when England was young, and nights were brave and bold.

The good king had died, and no one could decide who was rightful heir to the throne.

It seemed that the land would be torn by war, or saved by a miracle alone.

And that miracle appeared in land and time.

The soul in the soul.

And below the hilt in letters of gold were written these words,

who so pulleth out this sword of this stone and anvil is right-wise king, born of England.

Though many tried for the sword with all their strength, none could move the sword nor stare it.

So the miracle had not worked, and England was still without a king, and in time the marvellous sword was forgotten.

This was a backage, without law and without order.

Men lived in fear of one another, for the strong preyed upon the weak.

The dark age indeed.

The angel in convenience.

No plumbing.

No electricity.

Nothing.

No hanging old.

No, no.

Oh, now what?

Leave us, leave us.

You, you think is genuine.

Everything complicated. One big medieval mess.

Now, let me see.

You should be here in, I'd say half an hour.

Who?

I'd like to know who.

I told you I can meet.

I am not sure. All I know is that someone will be coming.

Someone very important.

Think of this.

Fate will direct him to me so that I in turn may guide him to his rightful place in the world.

And you say he will arrive in half an hour.

Well, we'll just see you.

Can you will, Lockhamed, as you will?

It's the hope.

He'll be a boy, a small boy, 11, 12 years old, and a scrorn little fella.

Oh, no, no, no, that can't be the one.

Surely not why that big lad must be close to 20.

Ah, that is.

This grony little fella, my child.

There's a regular grasshopper.

Look at him go.

Where would you kiss he is at this very moment?

I am not guessing, Arkhamed. He's I know where he is.

Less than a mile from here, just beyond the forest.

And right on schedule, if he follows well.

Why it what?

I'm trying to be.

I had no body ask you to come along in the first place.

I'm not even moving.

Shut up.

Ah, here we go.

What a setup.

Right smack through the old, guess it.

Well, what?

Why are you fumbling little fool?

Okay, please, I'm sorry. I couldn't help it. Please.

If I ever get my hands on you, I'll ring your spring,

and I'll be at my side.

Be ready, little ninks, so help me, I will.

I'll get there, okay? I'm sure I can find it.

Don't tell me you're going in there.

Well, I'm not afraid.

We'll go ahead and just cannot mind.

Go on, go on.

There it is.

Oh, there it is.

There it is.

Well, what, oh!

Well, I, well, so you, you didn't drop in for G. Afro.

You're a bit late, you know.

Oh, I am.

Yes.

Now, my name is Merlin.

Some kind of who you my lad.

Oh, my name's Arthur.

Everyone calls me wart.

Oh.

What a perfect stuff down.

I'm a stuffed...

I beg your pardon.

He's alive, and he talks.

And...

He's alive, and he talks.

And, certainly, I'll go to your better than you do.

Oh, come on, Mark, and me, please.

Come, come on.

I want you to meet the word.

Now you must forgive him, he's only a boy.

Boy.

I see no boy.

I'm sorry that I could.

That's all right.

He's much too sensitive.

So, that's a tip.

Shinchu, do you?

Huh?

What?

Oh!

How did you know that I was?

Oh, that you would be dropping in?

Well, I happened to be a wizard.

A sucier, a prognostigator.

I have the power to see into the future.

Sends her into the future.

I've even been there, lad, and I've seen all these things.

They've only planned and small models, of course.

You know, and now, at this, for instance, is a steam local motifs.

There she goes.

Oh, pretty good.

That won't be invented for hundreds of years.

Do you mean you can see everything before it happens?

Yes, everything.

Ah, everything, lad.

Oh, no, no, not everything.

I admit I didn't know whom to expect for tea, but as you can see, I figured the exact place.

You're very clever, sir.

Yes.

I'll never mind either the sir.

Just a plain melon will do.

Now, would you care for sugar?

Oh, yes, I would. Please.

All right.

Sugar? Sugar?

The no-manor spinners spinners.

Just first, you know that.

All right.

They say when, lad.

When?

Have you had any school?

Oh, yes.

I'm trying to be a square.

I'm learning the rules of combat and swordsmanship.

And just in a wristmanship.

Oh, yes, yes. Very good.

I know, no, no.

I mean, you're really a good mathematician.

Mathematics, history, biology, natural science, English, Latin, France.

No, when, when?

Lost in all, when?

Compute a piece of broccoli.

You don't know.

Boy, now, you come.

You can't grow up without a decent education, you know.

Oh, I suppose not, sir.

Merlin.

So, I am going to be your tutor.

But I've got to get back to the castle.

They won't be in the kitchen.

Oh, well, and very well.

Well, pack and be on our way.

You, but you, you watch how you like this.

He could just think of the sunbook as he.

I want to retention everything.

We're packing to leave. Come on, let's go.

No, not you.

Boxer always first, you know.

Walk it to pockety, walk it to whack.

Every ever neck.

Three, six, three, small.

We've got to save enough room for all.

He can just think of those big, small, crazy, and proud, and hockey.

I look at this, because that's Malika Masberett,

and this.

Walk it to pockety, walk it to the wall.

Now, stop, stop, stop, stop.

See, he's sugar boy, you're getting rough.

That portal, T-sensis, cracked enough.

Oh, all right. Let's start again.

Let's start again.

Where was I, boy?

Oh, how could he park any?

Oh, yes, yes, that's right.

Pockety, pockety, walk it to whack.

Cards and ends of brick, you break.

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Wait a minute.

Pockets are most tough.

What are you doing?

You, you, you, you, you, you.

Bungling, blockhead.

See?

That easy, that.

No, go ahead.

Come, goodly, do it, do it, do it, do it.

It's the best spot now.

He can just figure this big in his mom.

Preston, did you tell him?

He can just figure this big in his mom.

Preston, did you tell me?

What a way to pack.

Well, when I'm just a minute boy, how else would you get all this stuff into one suitcase I'd like to know?

Well, but I think it's wonderful.

Oh, yes, it is, rather.

Now, well, but don't you get any foolish ideas that magic will solve all your problems?

Because it won't.

But sir, I don't have any problems.

Oh, huh. Everybody's got problems that well-dressed.

Full of problems.

Do, oh, draw some of that, now you see what I miss?

Ah, do, do.

See, that's the other way.

Everybody's putting their heads against the brick wall.

All muscle and no mentality.

Do you want to be all muscle and no brain?

I don't have any muscle.

You don't. Well, how do you move about?

Oh, I suppose I do have a little.

Ah, there you see. Well, that's enough.

I've developed your brain knowledge, wisdom man, as the brain power.

I am learning.

Next thing.

So, first thing tomorrow morning will start a full schedule.

8 hours a day. We'll have 6 hours for school room and 2 for study period.

But I won't.

There we have the time. I have page duties.

Page duties. Ah!

That way we'll change all that. There's got to be a shake-up.

Well, yes, sir. I suppose so.

How do you ever expect to mount to anything without medication?

I'd like to know. Even if these button-in-back-what-me-devil times you have got to know where you're going.

No job.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

So, you must plan for the future, or you've got to find a direction.

And you're back.

Now, by the by, what direction is this castle of yours?

I think it's north. The other way.

Oh.

Shumujang, guys.

You're all right, do we? But you're going to move on.

Come on, come on, let's pick up the pace.

One, two, one.

And the 180?!

There we are here!

abersalatine.

How do you grab a�al bubble?

Devil, take it.

Anyone's got better sense than to go barge in off

in that infernal forest alone.

You had no business letting him go.

Look dead.

I'm not the warts.

Keep it.

Well, blasted off.

I am.

After all, I took him in.

Adopted the lad you might say.

Being as fast as a father while I'm responsible.

Oh, no.

What?

What?

What?

Oh, no.

I got to go barge in with you.

Now look here, what?

What's the big idea of galle-planting off in the woods

and what?

The living daylight's out of everybody.

I'm sorry, sir.

Well, sorry, it's not enough.

That's four-dimetic, four hours extra kitchen duty.

Hey.

Reconcted a cook.

But, sir, I'd like you to meet.

Go on.

Go on.

I'm up in.

Yes, you've got to keep a tight schedule.

They're on a big place like this.

We need strict rules, especially if we're small boys.

And I'm most certain they agree.

Who are you?

I mean, you.

My name is Merlin.

This is an Archimedesh.

The highly educated owl.

You're kidding, now.

Say it's a good one.

Say, say, I know.

You've got him under a spell, Marvin.

Your imagination.

The name is Merlin.

And I happen to be the world's most powerful wizard.

Who come up in me?

Who can't sing?

Oh, right.

I should demonstrate.

Here it is.

The artist's makeup is full, wind and snow, small and blue.

Who's a devil you have to learn?

And that is what I call a wizard, wizard.

He came.

Would you look at this and end our wizard.

And in the month of July.

So what?

You're not a devil.

All right, Marvin.

Turn around.

Oh, oh, oh.

Time convinced.

Hello, sir.

There.

Oh, I, I hope you don't go in for any of that black magic.

Oh, no, no, no.

Never touched the stuff.

My magic is used mainly for educational purposes.

In fact, that is why I am here.

I have come to educate the world.

Oh, no, you don't.

I'm running this place.

And if you think you're going to fiddle with my schedule,

you'd better pack up your bag of tricks and be gone.

Well, well, I show.

Hey.

He's gone.

Oh, God, rednits.

I'm gone.

But then I'm not gone.

So if I would, you could never be sure that I am gone.

And you're well, eh, well.

I, eh, well, I must say you've got me there, Marvin.

It is where are you in?

You're welcome to stay.

Oh, I like.

Thank you.

You're very kind.

Very kind, because I must say.

Well, eh, all we can offer is room and board.

Hard times, you know, Marvin.

Eh, well, would you have in the northwest tower?

That's the guest room.

It's a bit drifty in the winter, but in this blazing hot weather,

it's the best room in the house.

Oh, yes.

Very lovely, indeed.

So just make yourself a little, Marvin.

Marvin, Marvin, Marvin, Marvin.

This room in the house.

This room, and the house.

This room, and the house.

This room, and the house.

This room, and the house.

This room.

Unwelcome.

This room.

But if he thinks that he can get rid of me, I got used.

That'll wash.

I am sticking it out.

And I say we go back to the woods.

No, not on your life.

That boy's got to have an education.

Here's a future.

Maybe right.

Can you get like that?

Would make a crack and good gym this week?

Something tells me that you're all wet.

Welcome, ladies.

Who cares now?

Hell no.

It's Hell no, Descent Hall.

I've got feet news from London.

Feat news.

Come on, man.

Drop the bling.

Big news, eh?

They can't wait for the London Times.

The first edition won't be out for at least 1200 years.

There you go.

I'll come eat this.

Would you mind sailing down there, and...

Not interested.

Oh, come, come, come.

You're as wet as you can get.

No, no, no, no.

I'll come eat this.

I'll turn you into a human.

You and there.

I will.

I help me.

All right.

All right.

All right.

It looks every time.

It's just like magic.

Hell no.

Hell no.

Great things, oh boy.

And once all the noise about London, hmm.

Big news.

Really be news.

Sit down, man.

Let's hear all about it.

Yeah, having a big tournament.

New year's day.

Oh, that's not news, national.

They always do.

They would be a bit active.

Ector, here's where all the excitement comes in.

To the winner of this tournament.

Goes the crong.

You mean, you mean he'll be king of all the games.

You mean he'll be king of all England.

King of all England.

Hey, lad, did you hear that?

Pretty fair pros, I'd say.

Yes, and you can will it, boy, if you knuckle down the

Attraining.

Ah, I will have you a nighted by Christmas and off to London.

What do you say?

Sure.

Why not?

Why not?

What plan?

How'd you like to go to London?

Oh, sir, actor, you mean it?

If you stick to your duties, you can be king's choir.

Oh, I will, sir.

I will.

Oh, man.

I don't want the vote for my choir.

He is to London and he is to king.

And he is to the better of the castle of the forest.

Father, and just you.

Shush!

Wait for him.

Leave him to him.

Stay by him.

Stay with him.

Good night.

Take him clean.

No, who's going to?

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

No!

Ah, sir!

Hey, you, you're not our comedies.

Our comedies, where, where, where, where are we?

In a tumble town, tower, in the most miserable old castle in all-chrystandom,

that's where.

A castle?

Castle?

No, you even remember the boy?

Uh, the boy?

And can't you remember one plastic thing?

Oh, now just a moment.

I...

I hit grip on the lands.

Oh.

Loosen the saddle.

Knees in tight.

Wait for it and stay on target.

He's losing your grip.

It's not a mere matter of muscle, son.

A dusting is a fine skill.

It's a highly developed science.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, science indeed.

One dummy trying to knock off another dummy with a bit of a stick.

And the watch just does hotboard as a rest of the place.

He said, there's that boy who's got real spa.

I'll suspended.

I'll throw him so hot and solid everything he does.

And that's rarely worth something.

If it can only be turned in the right direction.

Ha, that chance of that.

Oh.

I plan to cheat, of course.

Use magic.

If it lasts trick in the trade, you'll have to.

I give anything that's alright in the bottom of a great white charger.

Slaying dragons, Griffins, Matty Nijyats.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

No, you see, I'm an orphan.

And a nightmare's being proper first.

I only hope I'm worthy to be in case required.

That's a big job too, you know.

No, this is I would say old-host impossible.

Yes, well, and now then when I said that I could swim like a fish,

I'll lay them in as a fish.

Do you mean you can turn yourself into a fish?

After all, I happened to be a wizard.

Which turned me into a fish?

What do you have any imagination?

Can you imagine yourself as a fish?

Oh, that's easy.

I've done that lots of times.

Oh, well, good, then I think that my magic can do the rest.

Ah, I'm afraid of you.

I can meet you.

What are you putting that fish for, you know?

Uh-huh.

Uh-huh.

Who? Why? What?

You know, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that.

I mean, fish, legend, or, um, uh, Aquarius Aquaticus Aqualates.

And, uh, if you don't mind, I say, good day to the boat up north, if you're a fish.

When he stays out all night, he's always crumpier than next morning.

Then he must stay out every night.

Yeah, say, say, say, say, say, oh, oh, yes.

Yeah, oh, I say, that's very good boy.

Ready? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, who? What, right?

All right, boy, all set.

There we go. Aquarius Aquaticus Aqualates, cool.

Aquadit, Jutt, who is up?

Murlin, am I a fish? Am I a fish?

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You are a fish, but if you don't stop that,

somebody flopping around and they're getting the water you don't last long.

No.

Now, now stay right here in the tulis, and I'll be with you in a minute.

Oh, fuck.

So you thought you could take right off like a shot to your head?

Well, I am a fish, aren't I?

You barely look like a fish. That doesn't mean you can swim like one.

You don't have the instinctive.

So you'll have to use your brain over the change.

You're living between two planes now, somewhere between the ceiling and the floor.

Now, maybe there's lots of ups and downs like helicopter.

helicopter?

Yes, it's the, oh, but don't have mine.

And every flick of a fin creates movement.

So first we start with a coral fin.

No, no, what's your tail? Tail?

I like that gives you the forward truss now. Come on, let's get a rhythm.

Right, left, right, left, left, one, two, and left, and right, my day and night.

That's what makes the world go round.

In and out, the hands out, that's what makes the world go round.

For every up there is a down, for every square.

There is a round here.

For every high there is a lot here.

And for every two.

There is a throw.

Here's throw, two, and throw, and stop and go.

And that's what makes the world go round.

In and out, the hands out, they're like, oh, my leg.

I swore to bug.

No, it's wrong with that.

After all, I buy you artificial instinct, you know.

But you said I had no instinct.

Yes, oh, right.

Well, that's neither here, nor the main thing is.

You must set your sights upon the heights.

Don't be any deyoclitty.

Mediacrity.

That's right. Don't just wait and trust to think and say, that's how it's meant for you.

It's up to you how far you go.

If you don't try, you'll never know.

And so, my leg, as I've explained,

nothing can turn nothing game.

I'm a dey-died dumb, a dey-dum-bum.

I do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.

Oh, oh.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

And let's let's swim through that tall grass again.

It tickles at me.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Hahaha.

Oh, I don't want to think about that.

Me too.

For every do, there is a throw for every stop.

There is a go, and that's what makes the world go round.

Oh, let go, let go, let go, let go.

Hahaha.

Oh, you big bug-eyed bully you.

Who me?

Oh, here, here, here, now boy.

Who's interested in going around insulting bull frogs?

The fish has plenty of other problems that they're.

And the water world has its forests and the jungles too.

So it has its tigers and its wolves.

And that's what makes the world go round.

You see, my boy, it's nature's way.

Upon the wee, the strong ones pray.

The human life, it's also so.

The strong will try to conquer you.

Well, that is what you must expect.

Unless you use your intellect, the brains and all.

We can swim through the hings, though.

Hahaha.

J, oh, so fat.

Quick, Merlin.

The magic.

No, no.

You're on your own, lad.

Now's your chance to prove my point.

Well, at point.

We need to broaden your brain.

No, no, no, no, no, no panic.

Do you use your hand?

I'll spot the big group.

Sponsors, lad.

That's usually the only intellect.

Think whichever character you want is as sure as you want.

He.

We didn't.

Ah, ah.

He.

Hello, my great pedigeee.

What is this?

Oh, okay, man.

I'll fix the big brood.

Hey, look at the big of these little dogs.

I'll come and tell what they play.

Hey, good to see you.

No, watch.

Oh, boy.

What?

What in the blazes?

Help!

No!

No!

What?

What?

Let's go.

Oh, no!

Our car is...

No!

What the?

Get me, what the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What the fuck?

What in the world are you doing the most?

By the thought that I'm...

I'm...

I'll turn him into a minnow.

Malay!

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

There they are, boy.

The snake snore of you.

How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?

The big fish all saw me in an arc of music.

Same name.

Oh, my god.

Oh, I know, you know about that.

Hi.

I did nothing of the sort.

I intended to eat him.

You'll purchase my favorite dish.

You'll know that.

Oh, oh.

You believe that, what?

Well...

I...

Oh, I've got to go.

Thank you, Merlin.

You saw much fun at our committees.

I...

Pin for the choice.

Oh, my god.

Come in.

I'm coming.

No, our committees.

Why would you half-tram your self-retain pit of fish?

And after such a big, blechish.

Peek!

He's in!

Gully, philosophy.

He were doing fine until we got into deep water.

That all cuts his huge pipe with big jaws and sharp jaggy teeth.

Oh, ten more dead.

He was a monster.

The biggest fish I ever saw.

And boy, that's the biggest fish story I ever heard.

It's true, sir.

That's three-dimetic sub-being, elite.

And three more for the fish story.

Now, how did the kitchen?

I took it up on one.

Was Luney.

He's either out of his head or something.

Maybe fishing going on around here.

For every high there is a loathe for every two there is a loathe.

To and through stop and go.

That's what makes the world go round.

Oh, would you or Len sir?

Yes, my man.

Now have you ever considered being a squirrel?

No, I don't suppose.

Well, now.

The enormous problems.

How he has supplied throughout the ages is one of nature's big mistress.

His life is hazardous.

Downright dangerous.

Would you like to try it?

Oh, no, I'd better not.

No.

It's a too dangerous view, eh?

Oh, no, it's not that at it.

It's just that I've got six lameras.

All this work to do.

Water, mess.

But what a medieval model.

We'll have to modernize it.

Start in a assembly line system.

All right, now.

One, and two, and three, and a four.

I think it is difficult to speak it as much as I can to get rid of the badminton.

But I'm supposed to do it.

No one will know the difference.

Okay, as far as I work it's up.

The rubber thing.

Scrab a bit.

Sweep a bit.

Flows.

Come on, son.

Let's go, let's go.

What?

What?

What?

What are you going to do now?

What?

What?

What did I tell you?

Always look before you leap.

Well, I made it tonight.

Yes, you made it, you made it.

But you can't always trust a luck boy.

Now, eh.

First, you start with the short jumps.

The gauge, the distance carefully.

And, eh?

No.

If, oh, there you see.

Even even then you can miss.

So, don't take gravity too lightly or it'll catch up with you.

What's gravity?

Gravity is what causes you to fall.

Oh, like a stumble or a trepid?

Yes, it's like a stumble or a snow, no, no, no, no.

It's the foster pulls you down.

The phenomenon that any two material particles or bodies,

if free to move, will be accelerated toward each other.

You can't move, you?

Merlin, how will we get by?

Hmm? Oh.

When are you supposed to be better?

Go back to a side track.

Go on, go on.

You've got lots of room.

You got me? Oh, yeah.

When I got it, I guess you can't be side track.

That's a girl's quarrel at and a red head of that.

Ah, I can't believe I got going on with it.

Ah, I can't believe it.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Oh, I can't believe it.

She sure acts funny.

Oh, she likes you.

Hmm. Why?

As it will, well, let's nature again.

But I'm afraid there's no time to explain.

Yeah, I evenly ve out of it.

Yeah, me too.

Marlin, Marlin.

You're on your own, lad.

I'm afraid magic cops solve this problem.

Look, I'm not a boy.

I mean, I'm not a squirrel and a boy.

A human boy, not a real squirrel.

Oh, lay me alone.

Marlin, well, I do. She won't leave me alone.

Well, I'm afraid you're stuck, lad.

We're going to go on squaddle chooses to mate.

It's for life.

But I won't be a squirrel tomorrow.

She doesn't know that she only knows one simple fact that you're a him.

And she's her.

It's a natural phenomenon.

Phenomenon?

No.

Well, let's see the...

It's a state of being, a frame of mind.

It's a must-be-fuddling thing.

I had to every being of every kind.

It is discombumorating.

Oh.

You're wasting time resisting.

You'll find them all you do.

The more she'll keep insisting,

her him has got to be you.

I live you home.

I mean, it's a rough game.

Anyone knows?

Go away!

Woo!

There are no rules.

Anything good.

There's no logical explanation for this piece.

Commomoration.

It's a must-be-mug-ing.

No, it's a must-be-fuddling thing.

Ha ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha ha.

Oh.

What do you mean?

No, no, no.

In a tree of yours.

She's getting out of here.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Check out.

Ha ha ha ha!

Oh, you squash!

Ha ha!

He's gaining on your what?

There's no sensible explanation for this discompromoration.

It's a must-be-mug-ing.

No, it's a must-be-mug-ing.

Must-be-mug-ing.

Must-be-mug-ing.

Must-be-mug-ing.

Must-be-mug-ing.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha ha!

Don't worry, ha ha ha!

We're really here now, Mr.

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

You've made a mistake,

and I'll roll out please,

you know,

Maddo!

Maddo!

Ha ha ha ha!

You did.

You did.

Now, look here.

I am not a boy.

I mean, I'm not...

I'm not a squirrel.

I'm a boy.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

No, no, no, no, no!

Ha ha ha ha!

No, I'm not in stupid old...

Ha ha ha!

No!

I'm an old man.

Ha ha ha!

And old...

I'm the same.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Don't tell me,

no, no, no!

Go away,

he,

show, show!

Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Impossible.

Impossible.

But you...

No, I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry.

Marlon, I'm tired of being a squirrel.

It's nothing but trouble.

No, you've got trouble.

Look at my, it ain't look bad fair.

One side, lad.

One, one, two, three.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Hey!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

I've had enough of this now.

Ha ha ha!

I look at that.

Help!

There.

Are you seeing?

I'm an ugly, horrible, grouchy old man.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Marlon!

Oh.

Ha ha ha ha!

So here we are.

Quick, Marlon, the magic.

Six, six, no!

Ha ha!

There, now you see.

I'm at a squirrel.

I'm a boy.

Jacob.

I tried to tell you.

I'm a boy.

A human boy.

Hmm.

If you could only understand.

You know, that love business is a powerful thing.

Greater than gravity.

Well, yes, boy in its way.

I, uh.

Yes, I'd say it's the greatest force on earth.

Hey, though.

Hey, though.

The left arm.

The pitch.

Hold it, son.

Hold it, son.

Hold it back.

All over the play.

Come on.

Oh.

Hold on, I see.

Ah!

Ah!

Oh.

Now.

Uh.

What's all the commotion?

Oh, the kitchen.

It's under an evil spell.

Huh?

It's bewitched.

Oh.

I bet it's at a old goat marvin.

Come on, son.

I knew it'd give us trouble.

That's so true.

Black magic of the worst time.

Come on, King.

Two weeks back.

Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Now.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Open.

Open.

Hey.

You.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Now, what have we here?

Just hot tools.

Come on.

Come on, Jack.

Oh.

Oh.

There.

Why you old goat?

Oh.

Well, let's see.

I did a flinging your evil spell all over the place.

Oh.

Oh, let me hand!

Boy.

Well, what have you got to say for yourself?

Well, you call washing dishes and sweeping floors.

Hey, work of evil.

I'll decide what's right.

Run around here.

Well, decide that's the what's job.

One of his duties.

Uh, look here, boy.

If you want to make that trip to London, you'd better tow the mark.

You know, goat.

If I ever catch you in my kitchen again, I'll...

Madam, you won't.

Oh, dear.

It is gone.

Well, by the way, Joff.

We ought to run the oak, he's a rotted out of the castle.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Okay, no.

He might cast an evil spell on the wall of us.

To the walls of stone.

No.

No telling what the old devil might do.

He's not an old devil.

He's...

He's good.

And...

He's magic is good, too.

If...

If you just leave it alone.

I'll look here once.

That's three more minutes.

Box is here, Dad.

Just because you can't understand something.

It...

It doesn't mean it's wrong.

Ten more minutes.

You may call the rules, and nobody else can say anything.

You said a pretty boy.

Or that poppin' off just cooked you loose.

Okay.

For now, I'm young hops, it's just quiet.

Do you hear that?

What?

Hubs is going to be okay, squire.

You're the yeser.

And that'll teach you to pop off your little bit, squink.

Oh, I'm sorry, Dad.

Sorry, I spoiled everything.

I know that ship to London meant a great deal to you.

Oh, it's... it's not your fault.

I shouldn't have popped off.

Now, I'm really done for her.

No, no, you're been a great spot, boy.

You can't go down here.

I don't know.

You're going to be a great spot, boy.

You can't go down here.

I don't know.

You're going to be a great spot.

You can't go down here.

You're going to be a great spot.

No, no, you're going to be a great spot, boy.

You can't go down now.

It can only be up from here.

I'd like to know how.

Use your head.

An education, lad.

What could we do?

I get it first, then. Who knows?

Are you willing to try?

What have I got to lose?

That's this minute. We'll start tomorrow.

We'll show them what we've planned.

We sure will.

Now, first of all, lad, we've got to get all these medieval ideas out of your head.

Clear away for new ideas.

Knowledge of man's fabulous discoveries in the sense it is ahead.

Now, that'll be a great advantage, boy.

Not advantage indeed.

If the boy goes about saying the world is round,

they're taking for a lunatic.

The world is round?

Yes, yes, that's right.

The world is round, and it also goes a round.

You mean it'll be round someday?

No, no, no. It's round now.

Man will discover this in a sense it is to come.

And he will also find that the world is merely a tiny speck in the universe.

Universe?

You're only confusing the boy.

Before you're through, he'll be so mixed up.

He'll be wearing his shoes on his head.

Man has always learned from the past.

After all, you can't learn history and reverse it.

He's confusing enough for heaven's takes.

All right. All right.

He's right.

You're in charge.

You're the headmaster now.

So from now on, he's your pupil.

So from now on, boy.

You do as I say.

Yes, sir.

All right.

Now, just start off, I want you to read these books.

All of them?

That's my boy. He's a mountain of knowledge.

But I can't read.

What? What?

And I don't suppose you know how to write?

No, sir.

What do you know?

Well, I never mind.

Never mind. We'll start at the bottom.

They'll be seen.

First, the A and now the B.

Looove the round.

And there's a C.

Man, look, I can write.

Oh, yes, yes.

That's what you're going to go over to.

In Scratch, that's all.

In Scratch.

Now, come on.

D. E. F.

And now, then, G.

You see, he's a simple, no, no, no, boy.

Now, who's your head? Who's your head?

Well, how do you ever expect to learn anything?

I'll come at his.

Have you seen that fly machine model?

I have nothing to do with your futuristic fiddle pattern.

You'll know that.

What's that thing up there?

Hmm? Oh, yes, of course.

There we are.

Do you mean, man will find one of those someday?

If man will meant to fly, he'd have been born with wings.

I am about to prove otherwise.

I'll come and get you if you can't watch.

Yes, you can't.

No no, no no, no, no, no.

G.

Man who fly, all right.

Just like a rock.

It would have worked because it would have been different

for the spin-star room there.

Do you know ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja

I've always dreamed about flying,

that I was a bird, and then I could go sailing all over the sky.

I'll buff everything.

I'll have something to say to them.

They don't rest at it.

You don't know.

It's my favorite dream.

Oh, but then I suppose everybody dreams about flying.

I'm a bird, I'm a bird, I'm a bird.

I'm a good boy.

I'm so fast.

That's fast.

The first type I'd best explain the mechanics of a bird's wing.

Now, these large feathers are called the praeimers.

And since when do you know all about bird's wings?

I have made extensive study of birds in flight, and I.

And if you don't mind, I happen to be a bird.

All right, Mr. Noett, all.

He's your pupil.

And I'll teach you.

Now, boy, flying is not merely some crude mechanical process.

Ha!

Ha!

It is a delicate heart.

Purely aesthetic, poetry of motion,

and the best way to learn it is to do it.

Now, since we're pretty far up, we'll start with a glide.

Spread your wings.

We're out.

We're out.

That's it.

Now, fan, you tell.

Tip it it all.

Tip it it all and all.

Sprinkle.

Now, cut your feet under.

Like me.

That's it.

That's the idea.

Well, what?

Well, and don't fight the air currents.

Use them.

We say boy, that's pretty good.

One, four, you're a natural.

Oh, oh, oh.

Are you sure this is the first time that you're?

What?

What?

Hock?

Hock?

Look at the light.

Hands up.

Look at him.

I feel like I'm almost.

Got it.

I feel really dizzy.

Yeah.

Got it.

It's not a fight.

The earth.

It's rough.

Yes.

Ok.

Oh, that's.

Oh!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Sound like someone's sick.

How lovely!

I do hope it's serious.

Something dreadful.

Oh, bad gizz, it's nothing but a scrawny little sparrow with a big full of sift.

Oh, I'm not really a sparrow.

I'm a boy.

A boy?

Merlin changed me with his magic.

He's the world's most powerful wizard.

Merlin!

Oh, Merlin!

The world's most powerful bungalow.

Why, boy?

I've got more magic than one did a finger.

Just move!

No, don't tell me you've never heard of the marvers mad at me.

Well, no, I don't guess so.

Better mimp.

Well, could it be good if goodbye?

I'm the greatest.

I'm truly marvelous.

With only a touch, I have the power.

As if I'm given to with a flower of a...

I find it night in the gruesome and green.

Oh, that's terrible.

Thank you, my boy.

But that's nothing.

Nothing for me, you go.

Because I'm the magnificent,

oof of the mad mad at me.

You know what?

I can even change size.

I can be...

Oh, build the whole house.

I can be teeny, spawn as a mouse.

Black sorcery is my dish of tea.

The f***!

Oh, it comes easy to me.

As I'm the magnificent, oof of the mad mad mad.

No!

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

She led.

Did you know that I can make myself a glyo yet?

Well, that would be some tricker.

I mean, I want a bet.

Boo!

Oh, you see?

I win, I win!

I'll die.

It is, boy.

Perfectly, you've got a lot of tea.

Well, yes, ma'am.

What you ever did, I won.

Why do I keep them for a garden?

cie?

Through you, not!

Yes ma'am, but you ain't seen nothing yet.

Watch this.

Well, I can be beautiful,

chuckling and there.

Silver voice, long purple hair!

I am not ugly, old rape!

The man never seen an oveless!

My bad, bad man!

My man!

No!

No!

What do you think, boy?

Who's the greatest?

Well, Merlin's magic is always...

Well, useful for something good.

And he must see something good in you.

Oh, I suppose so.

Yes, and in my book that's bad.

So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.

The destroy me?

Yeah, I'll give you a spot in change.

I'm mad about games, you know.

Well, come on, you're going boy.

You gotta keep on your toes in this game.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I win!

I win!

Oh, the games over!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Why you little devil?

Never you!

I'll ring your spawning in a minute!

Men, men, what was your up to all?

Oh, Merlin!

Well, you're a gusting time.

We were playing a little game.

She was going to destroy me.

And just what are you going to do about it?

What do you fight?

Why can't you have a wizard's door?

Yes!

As you wish, madam.

Merlin, come on.

Step outside.

I'll steal, madam.

What, what, what's up, boy?

What's going on?

The ravener wizard's door.

What's that mean?

Oh, it's a battle of which the players change themselves to different things and attempt

to do destroy one another.

This is the strong one.

Just watch more.

Just watch.

You'll get the idea.

If you don't mind, I'll make the rules.

Rules indeed.

Ah, well, she only wants rules so she can break them.

I don't take care of you later.

Fair that brains.

You're a rule one.

No, Mineror?

Or vegetable?

Only animal?

Rule two?

No, make believe things like a old pink dragon's instead of.

Now, rule three?

No, disappear.

No.

Rule four.

No cheating.

All right, all right.

Now, paste off then.

One, two, three, four.

Merlin, she disappeared.

Huh?

But the man, ma'am, now, you made the rule.

Oh, my god.

Oh, god.

No.

No.

No.

She's just a surreal smart.

But the Jeshish has to give me time to think.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

He didn't begin to add that note.

Quick, quick, hurry.

Oh, the property didn't begin to go.

Ah, ah.

Oh, no.

The idea is, ah.

Madam, just a minute.

And then that this is bound by none.

You good, you good, you good, you good, you good.

Come on, you something bigger.

Something scar.

And then the man, the man, the man, the...

Oh.

Oh, oh.

Oh, oh.

Merlin.

No disappearing.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Madam.

Huh?

Ah, ah.

You, that's a good word.

Oh, what's going on there?

You little r puede limp.

Oh.

Last hear wh好像 over here.

Bowitz!

Rycht.

Trouble!

R Michael, are you going to pay with an Old Master and go Rodriguez as my certified Lord?

Do you have any Balance, Art буду and a animal?

Anyone who's failed?

Montgomery!

Don't you love princesses and his true fertility?

Oh, what a rite bird!

I'm special.

Oh, crap!

Jesus!

He like a man ready on!

Can you watch the earth?

Not now, Mip, Mip, no, no, second!

Kupin' buck!

He die, Shane, no, purple dragons!

Get out!

Woo hoo hoo!

Woo hoo hoo!

I win! I win!

Ha ha ha ha!

That horrible little witch!

I'll pick her eyes out!

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!

He's gone!

Disappeared!

Madam, I am not disappeared.

I am very tiny.

I'm a germ, a rare disease.

I'm called Malagalita, noptorosis.

And you call me, Mim.

What?

Woo hoo hoo hoo!

As you break out into spots.

Followed by hot and cold fishes.

Upon the fire that's sneezing.

Hmm.

Hmm.

What do you want?

Ah!

I'll show you your sneaky horse, coward!

Here!

H-heh!

H-heh!

H-heh!

H-heh!

H-heh!

H-heh!

H-heh!

Oh, it's not too serious, Madam.

You should recover in a few weeks and be as good.

H-heh!

I mean, as bad as ever.

But I would suggest plenty of rest.

And...

Rucks and lucks of sunshine.

I-heh!

Sunshine!

I-heh!

However, hold some sunshine!

I-heh!

I-heh!

I-heh!

You were really great, Marlin.

But, but you could have been killed.

It was worth it, lad.

If you learned something from it.

Knowledge and wisdom is the real power.

Right you are, what so, stick your schooling, boy?

Well, all the more, yeah, we'll, sir.

I will.

Or I will, you will, no.

We're the same all night and a day.

We're the night for the rule of freedom of freedom of life.

For the glory of freedom of will.

Of war.

H-heh!

H-heh!

Let's hear it!

Here's to victory in London for my son, Kay!

There, Kay!

I'd be not, he don't forget.

No, of course, son, of course.

Here's to say, Kay.

Who knows the future king of all England?

Watch it, we, yeah.

Kay, you're a king.

What a dreadful thought.

Zeretta, Zeretta!

H-heh!

H-heh!

Come down with the months!

Face all all all, puff the black a towel!

Then, Kay, you'll need another square, I need a hole.

What?

You're it.

I'm what, sir.

Kay, square.

You're going to London, boy.

Oceractor!

Well, what?

What?

What?

Berlin?

Orcameedies?

Berlin?

Berlin?

Look, I'm a square.

Huh?

Oh, they're nice boy.

Yes indeed.

A fine monkey shoot for polishing boots.

It's what all squares were.

And I thought you were going to amount to something.

I thought you had a few brains.

Great future.

Ha!

A stooge for that big, lunk Kay.

Congradation's boy.

What do you want me to be?

I'm nobody.

You, you don't know a thing about what's going on today.

I'm lucky to be Kay's square.

Oh, did I thought all the idiotity to be gay?

Loving to Bermuda!

Where did he go?

To Bermuda, I suppose.

Where's that?

Oh, no, I don't know where all somewhere that hasn't been discovered yet.

Will he ever come back?

Who knows?

Who knows anything?

Oh, the crown, the golden crown.

That's the crown of the king.

Why?

Oh, you piece of a daze.

Okay.

Now it's up to the sword.

Soards?

Soards?

Oh, no.

Kay?

What?

I forgot your sword.

Oh, God, my sword?

I left it back at the end.

Why you?

I'm bringing a food up.

You begged it.

Or don't you dare come back.

Let me in, let me in.

Somebody, please, please, let me in.

It's no use boy. They've all gone to the tournament.

Oh, what I do. Kay's got to have a sword.

Look boy, look. They're in the church yard.

A sword? Oh, Archamedes, a sword.

You're going to have a time pulling it out.

What? What do you want?

I don't even know.

But I leave it alone.

But Kay's got to have a sword.

Now come on, quick. Let's get out of here.

You're up next. I'm going to get ready.

Kay, Kay, here's the sword.

This is not my sword.

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who's that?

Who's that?

It's the sword in the stone.

The sword in the stone.

It can't be.

Look, it is.

It's the marvellous sword everything.

The sword from the stone.

Where did you get it, what?

I pulled it out of an animal that was on a stone in a church yard.

Oh, what the hell?

What the hell is the young Sam?

Oh no!

You're making a fool of his boy.

Now tell the truth.

I did, sir.

And come on.

I'll prove it.

How to stone with you.

Yes, prove it!

Come on.

All right, boy.

Let's have the miracle.

Now wait a minute.

Anyone can pull it once it's been pulled.

You?

Go to it, Kay.

Keep it all you've got.

Put your hand on your hand.

Push it, my son.

Hold on.

That's not fair.

I say we let the boy tight.

And that's what I say.

Give the boy a chance.

Go ahead, sir.

It's a miracle.

Or deemed by heaven.

This boy is our king.

Well, I'd you've...

What's the last name?

It was.

Oh, I mean Arthur.

Hey, little king Arthur.

Hey, little king Arthur.

Long live the king.

Oh, I can't believe it.

Oh, forgive me, son.

Forgive me.

Oh, please don't, sir.

Kay, bow down to your king.

So at last the miracle had come to pass in that far off time upon New Year's Day.

And the glorious reign of King Arthur was begun.

I can't be a king or a committees.

I don't know anything about ruling a country.

I told you to leave the thing in the stone bar.

I'll run away.

That's what I'll do.

I'll just have to get somebody else.

Better take the side door, what?

Out the side door.

There's another door over there.

Come on, go on.

I'll be there.

I'll be there.

Oh, my God.

Looks like we're surrounded by.

Oh, our committees, I wish Merlin was here.

Merlin!

Oh, Merlin, you're back from Burp Burp Burp.

Come on, you're done?

Yes.

Back from Burmuda and the 20th century.

And believe me, you can have it.

One big modern mess, Alacazam.

An awful tickling king.

Who pulled a sword from the stone?

Ah, of course.

Of course.

King Arthur and his knights of the round table.

Round table?

Oh, would you rather have a square one?

Oh, no.

Round will be fine.

Oh, boy, boy, boy.

You'll become a great legend.

There'll be writing books about you for centuries to come.

Why they might even make a motion picture about you.

Motion picture?

Oh, well, that's something like television.

Without commercials.