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I'm in the wrong fucking spot.

No, I mean dates.

What?

Have you been on a lot of dates?

Some.

And do you ghost them all at the end?

No.

No, I do not.

Really?

Yes.

It's practically a courtesy now, isn't it?

Oh, you think?

It feels that way.

For sure.

What about you?

Do you ghost your dates, or are you just the ghostie?

I do.

I don't like it.

I mean, I feel like an asshole, but...

It happens more than I'd like to admit.

I think it just happens to us so often, we feel like it's the culture, you know?

Like, what's the alternative?

What, you just say to every person, no, sorry?

Like, I know we talked for a few days on Grindr, but...

That's bullshit.

So, I take it, no boyfriends?

No.

No boyfriends.

What about you?

I mean, besides Kyle, obviously.

Once.

Eddie, if you must know.

We came out together, like, ten years ago.

Single since.

By choice?

Yes, by choice.

Honestly, it...

Kinda feels like I've missed something completely, you know?

Like...

It should have happened by now.

It just may not be for me anymore.

What's not for you?

Thank you.

Thank you so much.

Do you want another drink?

Yeah.

Let's do it.

I don't give a fuck.

Well, let's sit around the corner.

So, here's the question.

If I can remember the question.

It is...

Um...

Have you ever been in love?

Oh...

Oh...

You really gotta stop asking all these corny fucking questions.

Oh, fuck off.

Have you?

I don't know if it counts.

No, it's love or it's not.

I'm sorry.

I don't know.

It's one or the other.

I don't know.

My God.

Do you look like me?

Oh, my God.

You are so obsessed with yourself.

Yeah, didn't he?

You know what?

Actually, come to think of it, she kind of did, yeah.

Okay.

No, okay.

I had that coming.

Yeah, you did.

There's something about you.

Oh, yeah?

Does that mean you're gonna actually text me after tonight?

Thank you for having dinner with me.

Jesus.

Why didn't you ask me on the state?

Why did you?

Because I liked you.

It's your turn.

There was something about you.

Fuck.

First dates are so fucking weird.

Yeah.

You're so predictable.

What are you supposed to be?

My knight in shining armor?

I think so.

You know, I still have to pay.

You go back inside...

...and I'm gone.