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Back two weeks ago from New Zealand. Oh, you have to tell me about it. I've

always wanted to go there. It was so amazing.

I mean, just the air.

I know it's weird, it sounds weird, but it was so fresh and clean.

When you stay out here, yeah, you notice the air automatically.

It was so weird. It was like, it didn't feel right. Like, it was so, like,

amazing. And, like, the people you would think New Zealand people would be, like,

a certain way, like...

But there's like so many like Asian people and like different cultures there

that, you know, you wouldn't, well, I didn't think, you know, and it's kind

of, it's just different. It's just amazing. It's neat.

Food. Oh, big thing there is like gyros.

But they're different than how they serve them here. Not like in the pita or

the bread. It is, but totally different. Like just the way it is, is like nothing

like how they serve it here.

You don't get napkins, so you have to ask for them, and then you get, like,

two for your big old euro, which was fine.

But, no, it was just really, really, really amazing.

It was freezing cold. Oh, I was going to ask how the weather was. That was my

next question. And I'm not in the cold weather, and I loved it so much that I'd

go back right now.

See, you liked it so much the weather didn't bother you. Nope, not at all. It

was like, mm.

Now, price-wise, how was it? Was it expensive to go there?

Yeah, I'd say it's not expensive, but it's not inexpensive.

It's just basically like... I mean, it's more than here.

But it's not like crazy expensive, no.

I didn't think so.

But that doesn't mean it wasn't.

Does that mean it was?

Well... Are you going to tell me it was not expensive and then I'm going to go

over there and find out I can't afford it expensive?

No. You might go over there and be like, it's a little pricey for what Mariah

said. But in my eyes, it wasn't that pricey for where you were.

You're in New Zealand.

It's so beautiful.

I mean, come on. Who gets to go to New Zealand?

I don't. Not many people.

You do too, baby.

Come on. You do too.

I'm going to take your advice for it, then. No, seriously.

You'll love it.

It's amazing.

How long did it take you to get there?

I think it was a 16-hour flight or 18-hour flight. 16.

The flight didn't bother me at all, though, either.

Why? Did you drink on the flight?

Well,

the plane's very comfortable because you get, like, it was Qantas, so it's, like,

real comfortable.

The seats, different, you know.

And, yeah, I did have a couple glasses of champagne.

That's besides the point.

That doesn't do with it. I was comfortable and it was nice.

So, you'll have to go. I will.

I'll send you a postcard.

You will? This place is expensive. I should have sent you one too.

So as far as the house, I want to show you. You want to see?

Yeah, I've only been here like two or three times and I really haven't seen

much of the house because she's been remodeling and stuff.

Yeah, it's beautiful. There's some parts that are done that are amazing.

Can you show me around? Yes. Okay.

So what room is this?

This is one of my favorite rooms because look at the purple wall.

It's just so pretty. I like the purple, but what's with the interesting decor?

It's just interesting, honey. Don't worry about it.

Isn't it cute, though?

It's fun.

It's cute, but like...

I want to see the rest of the house, like the master, the one she was talking

about earlier. I haven't even seen it.

Yeah, I know, but this is the fun room, and I just really love this room. So I

just want to show you this room first because I think it's so cute.

Why? Why is this a fun room, and why do you like it so much?

The wall is purple. Don't you see?

I like purple. And I just think it's so cute, and I just feel like it's a fun

room. There's no, like...

conspiracy behind it.

I just feel bad.

So there's no other rooms in the house that you like? No, there is.

You walked me all the way around the house to show me this room. No.

Yes. I guess.

Aw, you're such a fabulous tour guide. You're so mean. I'm still going to make

you show me the rest of the house. Oh, I will. I will show you, but I just really

feel like this room is the most special.

Do you stay in here?

Sometimes. I'm just wondering because there's like stuff tied on the bed.

It's like an interesting room with stuffed animals.

It's a very interesting room. It has a lot going on.

A little much.

But I like it. You do?

You like it? Do you like the color of the wall?

Isn't it pretty?

What's your favorite color?

Pink.

Pink? I like this kind of pink.

No. Sorry. No, not this kind. This is more of a coral.

Pink and lavender purple is my favorite.

You see that wall is purple?

Yes. Pretty.

You like purple.

What's your favorite color?

Red. Red? I love red.

Red's pretty?

Mm-hmm. I love red. My daddy loves red.

What? Why do you keep smiling at me?

No.

No, I just wanted to show you this room first because it's my favorite room.

I love it.

Well, I'm glad you showed it to me.

You're welcome.

They kind of like took off and like left us.

Yeah, they did. They left us like, I was like, wow, where'd they go?

Yeah, and I just met you. So at first I was like, okay, we'll go.

But you seem really nice, though. Yeah, so do you.

You're like a firecracker.

Okay.

Mm.

I can do it.

See?

You were right. I forgot about that. I'm not going to hurt you.

That was so good.

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One,

two,

three.

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Oh.

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Don't move.

How are you?

Are you keeping him on?

I'll put him back on if you want.

He's so cute.

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

I'm like, no.

I'm not sleeping. Okay.

Don't pass out on me. No.

I know,

right?

What's that look like?

I'm picky with assholes, but I like yours a lot. Oh, good.

Yay. I like mine like this. It's the only one I have. She's like, yay.

And I just kissed you after you liked mine.

But it tastes good.

It tastes good, though. You have to admit it. I think there's only one

person in my life.

I'm gonna blow myself, right?

Yes, I am licking your sweat. I know, I'm like sweating.

Seriously, what is wrong with me right now?

Oh my gosh. See, you licked my butt and like that's all it took. I'm licking

sweat off you now.

I'm like, can I get you some tea and crumpets?

Crumpets? Crumpets.

Okay, I feel better now.

I need like a minute.

Let's go in our little make-out corner.

One out? Yes. Sneak.

Okay, I just want it to be cheesy for like one minute.

Okay, so.

How good was that?

Holy shit.

Good night. I'm going to go to sleep now.

Yeah, you guys can go back to whatever.

I don't care.

Let's just sleep in this room since you like this room so much.

Now that we've ruined it.

Oh, wow.