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Are you taking toilet roll?

Duh, Mum.

They have toilet roll at the festival.

Are you sure?

Maybe pack some just in case.

I'll be fine.

What time's Daddy getting here?

He's late. He should be here by now.

I'll make some sandwiches.

We can do it ourselves, Mum.

Let me look at you.

You'll miss it when you move out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Mum!

Danny, I've told you, it's not gonna fit.

Just stop being a pussy about it. Thanks mum.

You're welcome.

Looking forward to the festival, Danny.

Yeah, I can't wait. Last year was awesome and we saw the tits.

Huh? What?

The band last year, you remember? The duo act.

The tits?

I don't remember them.

Oh, yeah, no, they were awesome.

We loved them. We just go to it.

Are they quite big?

Pretty big.

Actually, um... No, don't remember me.

I'll do it.

Nobody cared who I was till I put on the mask.

Mum!

Yeah?

I can't fit my jeans into my bag.

Oh, you need to roll them up.

Squeeze it in.

Let me see. Open it up. Let me see what you've done there.

What did you do to roll it all up?

What? So? Squeeze it in. No one's going to see whether you've got creases, are

they? You're going to a festival.

So don't fold them. No, no.

Get it all rolled up.

Fine.

Have you seen where Danny's got to?

No.

God, he's annoying me today.

Danny!

So yeah, of course I'm taking toilet roll.

Everyone brings their own.

Are you serious?

Depends if you want to wipe or not.

Some people don't wipe.

Not if they don't have any fucking toilet roll, do they?

Think about it.

Listen,

I'm going to go for a cigarette.

You finish this level. Make sure you get that underwater fucking chest because

then we get a big mortar.

Okay, I'll try. Back in five.

Yes, come on, you fuck me.

Come on, you fuck me real deep, come on.

Hi mate, you coming Ed?

I'm not very good.

Sweet.

Hmm.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

God. God. Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck. Oh,

fuck. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck.

Fucking harder.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, go on.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, fuck. Yes, Danny. Yes, Danny. Oh, fuck.

Oh, go on. Danny, get right in there.

All right, you've got to keep your fucking voice down.

Shh, don't worry, Danny. This is like a fucking lock.

Go on, just fuck me as hard as I fucking need it. Go on. Oh, yes. Go on, right

inside that juicy fucking...

I'm gonna put you right there.

Oh, go on, Danny, yes.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, that's so fucking nice.

Oh, yeah, let me put some nice and juicy for you.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yes, that's so fucking good.

Go on, fuck it, yeah.

I feel

good today

I'm gonna do this again.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Oh, come on, let my fucking tits bounce. Yes, you fuck me hard. Yes, yes.

Oh, it's too fucking hot.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's so fucking nice.

Yeah, go on, nice and big. Go on, let that pussy come for you, Johnny, yeah?

Go on, yeah?

Go on, let's get some good fucking shit.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Oh,

yeah. Grab that cockle over that pussy, yeah?

You dirty boy, don't you?

You like that, don't you?

Oh, yes.

Push it in nice and deep.

Oh, yeah.

Come on.

Oh,

fucking yes.

Come on. Come on, don't you? Yes, go on. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

You like those big tits, don't you?

I'm going to put my pussy on your cock.

Yeah. Go on. I'm going to put your brother's tits on.

Oh, yeah. Get that fucking cock real deep inside that pussy. Go on.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Shag cock right there between those big tits.

Oh, great cock, Danny.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck,

yes, Danny. Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, that's so nice.

Oh, yeah

That cunt is now for your cock.

Oh, yes.

Oh, come on, Danny.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

Yes, Danny.

Come on, you keep on fucking me until you make my pussy fucking come for you.

Go on, just fuck me.

Go on.

It's okay, it's fucking okay.

Go on, just fuck me harder then and I'll be quiet.

Oh yeah, go on. Oh fuck.

Shit. Go on, if you fuck me nice and deep.

Shit.

Okay. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh.

Oh, go on down here. It's so cold. Nice and deep. Yeah.

Oh.

Come on. Come on.

I can feel you right in there.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fucking spunk. Yeah.

Oh, yeah

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah, you understand?

Yes, yes.

Oh,

yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, God.

Bye, boys.

Have fun.

Bye, Mum.

Thanks for having me. You can come again, Danny.