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They all work. All four of them.
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OK, good. Good to test them.
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- How is he? Charles? Is he ready?
- Erm...
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Emmerdale. Hollyoaks.
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EastEnders. Coronation Street.
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Emmerdale?
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D, Coronation Street.
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Coronation Street is
the right answer, well done.
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- Oh, bum.
- Yeah, no, he's, erm...
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He's going to need
all the help he can get.
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This way, please.
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So this is just a little practice,
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before we send you off
to the canteen
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for a bite to eat, OK?
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Oh, and to warn, we're starting with
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a rollover contestant
from yesterday.
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So you won't be called upon
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until probably
quite a way into the show,
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just to, like, manage
your expectations and everything.
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Right!
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Just a rehearsal!
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Fingers on buttons.
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Put these Disney films
in order of their release.
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A, Little Mermaid.
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B, Snow White.
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C, Aladdin.
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D, Dumbo.
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OK, pretty straightforward,
B, D, A, C.
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Let's look who was fastest.
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Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done.
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- And, Charles?
- Yeah.
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- I'm afraid you were last.
- Oh, well. It's just nice to be here.
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- Yeah. Only rehearsal.
- Yeah, OK.
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- OK. Over to you, Rebecca.
- Fantastic.
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OK, folks, if you'd
like to follow me, please.
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He's the husband
of the sister of the brother
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who were all here, so...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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But seriously, honestly,
I wouldn't worry,
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he's like
Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type,
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I doubt he'll even get in the chair.
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Terrible in rehearsal
and, so, yeah.
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Oh, and his wife did request
an extra ticket, though.
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Audience is full, but I could
put them in the overspill?
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Fine, wherever.
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Don't be so on edge.
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I'm gonna be the one in the chair,
hopefully.
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I wish you were more on edge,
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so I'd know you knew how
nerve-wracking it is out there.
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Well, at least we're
getting to spend more time together.
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- All right.
- Of course, yeah.
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Right, place these words
of an Agatha Christie novel
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in the right order.
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Nile, On, Death, The!
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And it was, of course,
Death On The Nile.
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And who gets to
sit in the chair next?
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It's... Charles Ingram!
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Well done, Charles.
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Are you ready to play
for a million pounds?
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- Is the Pope a Catholic?
- And... hold there!
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- What did I...?
- Oh, don't worry, no, no, no.
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It's a lot less continuous
and magic than it is on tele.
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Erm, lots of stops and starts.
We're gonna mic your guest up now
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and put them
in their seat in the audience.
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- Who have you brought?
- Uh, my wife.
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- You've met actually, she played before.
- Oh, really?
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- Yes.
- Oh, yes!
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Hello... again.
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OK, folks, here we go. And...
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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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Erm, so, we've seen quite
a lot of the Major's family
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on this show, Charles...
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First off was his wife,
Diana, who won 32 grand.
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Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian,
who won 32 grand, as well.
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So it's a matter of
family honour, Charles.
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- No pressure, then!
- No. No. No, no pressure.
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What, are you trying to win
a million between you?
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First question of 15.
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"What name is given to a person
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"who is against increasing
the powers of the European Union?"
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Eurosceptic. Eurostar.
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Eurotrash. Eurovision.
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It's, erm...
It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah.
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That's correct.
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So for £2,000.
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Coronation Street...
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- I bet you know this one.
- Oh, no, I've never watched it.
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Charles, it's been on for 40 years!
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I know, I know, I just...
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In Coronation Street,
who is Audrey's daughter?
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Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally.
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Erm, no, it's nothing...
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It's nothing, erm...
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I'm not getting anything.
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Erm, no, it's...
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Oh, sorry, sir,
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you can't be out here
on the phone, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, no, sorry, I'm...
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I know, I know, sorry,
I just need to, erm...
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- Sir, if you don't mind?
- Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. I was just trying to
get in touch...
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OK, no, I... Yeah.
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I'll have to ask the audience,
Chris.
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- Cut to Chris.
- OK, audience.
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She's right. He's an idiot.
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Fingers on keypads.
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Which still begs the question
how he got in the goddamn chair,
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but hey-ho,
and all the fun of the fair.
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- OK!
- And 89% say Gail.
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Well. Gosh, yeah, OK...
Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.
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Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"?
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Erm... Erm...
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I think I'm gonna have to, erm...
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Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
phone a friend..
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It's all right, that's what
the lifelines are there for.
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OK, who are we gonna call, Major?
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- Erm, Gerald.
- OK, let's call Gerald, please.
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- Where's Gerald?
- Erm, South Wales.
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Mr Pollock, I mean it now,
we'll have to confiscate your phone.
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Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry.
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- This way, sir.
- Keep an eye on him.
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Is the right answer.
And that takes you to £4,000!
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Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to
drag you back tomorrow,
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along with ten new
Fastest Finger First contestants.
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Jacob Nixon from Frome!
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Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh.
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Helen McGrath form Broadstairs.
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Sorry, darling.
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Bloody Coronation Street.
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It's OK, we just need to
strategise for tomorrow.
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We need to regroup.
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Well, I can't be back tomorrow,
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I mean, I shouldn't really
be here today, so...
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Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt.
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Just giving you your hotel details.
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Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
but I actually think
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we have to get back home tonight.
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Back home? Yeah, I've got...
I've got work in the morning.
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But you're our rollover contestant.
You're back in the chair tomorrow.
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I know, I know,
but we didn't necessarily think
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- that we would rollover, did we?
- No. - No.
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- Well, can't you call in sick?
- It's the British Army.
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- No, you can't call in sick.
- I know, but, like...
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...there's no war on, is there?
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I mean, I'm joking,
but I'm not really.
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We have to have you back here.
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We will be back.
I promise, I promise.
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But work takes precedence,
I'm so sorry.
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- Charles, car, five minutes.
- Yeah.
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Hello, Tecwen speaking.
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Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi.
It's, erm, Diana Ingram here.
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- Erm, Adrian's sister.
- Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes.
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Oh, my God, fortuitous timing.
You'll never guess what.
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Oh, I-I think I can, actually,
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you're going to be on the show
tomorrow, I've just heard,
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erm, weirdly, I'm here...
at the studio.
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Charles, my husband, he's here,
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he's going to be
in the chair tomorrow,
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for when you're in
the Fastest Finger seats.
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- Oh, my. What a coincidence.
- I know. I know.
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So, erm, I just thought
I'd call for a quick chat.
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All right?
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We're welcoming back Charles,
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Major Charles Ingram,
into the chair.
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"Morning, Major!"
"Morning, Fawlty!"
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So do you have a strategy,
then, Major?
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Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do.
I do have a strategy, actually.
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I, erm... I was a bit defensive
on the last show,
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erm, you know,
talking myself out of answers
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that I... frankly,
I should have known and do know
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and, erm... So, yeah...
So I'm... I'm...
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Yeah, I'm, sort of,
going on the counterattack.
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We're going on a counterattack.
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Yeah, and basically I'm...
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I'm just gonna try and show
a bit more self-commitment.
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Well, erm, let's put this strategy
to the test.
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Right, Major Charles Ingram,
are you ready to play?
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This, for £8,000.
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Who was the second husband
of Jacqueline Kennedy?
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Adnan Khashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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All right, we're not expecting
this guy to be in long,
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he's two lifelines down,
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so make sure we're prepped
for the next.
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Roger, roger.
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I would have thought...
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I would have thought it would be
Aristotle Onassis.
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Erm...
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Yeah, one...
One of my sub-strategies is...
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Oh, my,
we've got sub-strategies now?!
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Yeah, yeah,
and sub-sub-strategies.
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But one of my sub-strategies
is to take my time
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and, erm, list all the...
all the options.
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So...
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Adnan Kashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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And Rupert Murdoch.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Yeah, yeah, I think...
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I'm pretty sure
it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis.
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Final answer?
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Final answer, yeah.
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You didn't have to play.
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Well, this new
self-committed Charles
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is a wild and crazy man.
That's the correct answer!
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OK, so you've got £16,000.
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Now for the all-important 32,000.
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Who had a hit UK album
with Born To Do It,
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released in 2000?
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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OK, well, erm...
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- All right?
- Yeah.
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That major from last night
is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly.
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I think it's A1.
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He's like a new man today.
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But it could be Toploader.
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Which is also something to do with
a barrel on a rifle.
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So... Erm, I've never heard
of Craig David.
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Erm...
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Erm, I...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
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I think I'm gonna have to use
my final lifeline, 50:50.
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Computer, take away
two wrong answers,
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leave Charles with the right answer
and one remaining wrong answer.
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Oh, that's not any easier...
Erm... Urgh.
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Do you know what?
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I think I'm gonna go for it,
I think I'm gonna go for A1.
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Final answer?
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No.
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No. Erm...
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Craig David...
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Craig... David.
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You know, when... When I'm at home,
erm, and I'm practising,
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you know, I guess... I guess...
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00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,300
Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time,
246
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:17,674
so I think I'm gonna
go with Craig David.
247
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,819
Charles, you'd never heard of him
a moment ago?!
248
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,699
No, Craig David. I'm gonna...
249
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:27,411
- Final answer?
- Yeah, final answer.
250
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,420
Well, erm, what a show
this is turning into.
251
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,339
Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000.
252
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,259
He didn't have to play
this question.
253
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:41,979
He said in his own words that
he'd never heard of Craig David.
254
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,780
He went with A1.
255
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,060
And then, because...
256
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,499
Well, I'd rather lost
the plot of his thinking then,
257
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,899
but he changed his mind,
258
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:56,059
knowing that he would lose £15,000
if he gave the wrong answer.
259
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:58,979
He went with Craig David,
who he'd never heard of.
260
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,060
Yep.
261
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,939
And that's the right answer!
262
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,419
Unbelievable.
263
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:10,220
I don't know how you do that!
I really don't!
264
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,380
Incredible.
265
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,660
- Yes?
- Paul. It's David.
266
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,779
It's happening,
I think the thing is happening.
267
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,979
The rollover contestant
from last night,
268
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,579
I think he's cheating.
269
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,579
He...? What, in getting on the show?
270
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:33,699
No, cheating on the show,
271
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,299
cheating at the actual...
the actual game.
272
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,900
Is the correct answer.
273
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,859
How do you...?
You can't cheat the show,
274
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,659
either you know the answer,
or you don't.
275
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,577
Look something isn't right. He's...
276
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:50,217
Normal people don't play like this.
277
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,420
All right, I'm... I'm coming down.
278
00:16:55,500 --> 00:17:00,500
Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment
on a house, isn't it? So...
279
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,300
So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein.
280
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,420
Holbein.
281
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,820
Final answer?
282
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,460
Final answer.
283
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:16,150
OK. Erm, first of all,
you thought it was Rembrandt.
284
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,900
Said you'd seen the painting.
285
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:22,607
You then thought it was Holbein.
286
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:34,700
You've just won £125,000!
287
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,881
Incredible.
288
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,619
Incredible.
You're just getting better!
289
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,860
OK, something's weird.
290
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,779
- How is he doing this?
- Yeah, I have no idea.
291
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:48,139
I mean, you were struggling more
at £200 than you are now.
292
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,740
- I-I dunno!
- Unbelievable.
293
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,499
Well, Charles, here it is.
294
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,099
A cheque, for a quarter of a...
It sounds strange doesn't it,
295
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,179
...a quarter of a million pounds.
Gosh, you're shaking.
296
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,379
I know, I know, I don't...
297
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,939
I know that, frankly,
you didn't think you'd be able to
298
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,139
equal your wife.
And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.
299
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:10,900
Well, this is real money.
300
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,340
£250,000.
301
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:17,297
But we don't want to give you that!
302
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,940
This question...
303
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,220
for half a million pounds.
304
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:31,860
Baron Haussmann is best known
for the planning of which city?
305
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,820
Rome.
306
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,820
Paris.
307
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,980
Berlin.
308
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,180
Athens.
309
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,100
Think it's Berlin.
310
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,260
God!
311
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,540
Yeah, Berlin.
312
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,820
I mean, Haussmann...
313
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,699
You know, seems...
Seems like a German name,
314
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,299
rather than a Italian name,
315
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,499
or a Parisian name,
or an Athens name.
316
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,620
Erm...
317
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,100
Rome.
318
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,300
Paris.
319
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,339
Yeah. Do you know,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it.
320
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,259
Because I don't...
I don't think it's Athens
321
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,659
and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.
322
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,139
And I would have thought...
323
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,260
I would have thought it was, erm...
324
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:35,134
Berlin, but there's a chance
it could be Paris.
325
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,580
Oh, God, no.
326
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,340
You stand to lose £218,000.
327
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,619
Yeah, I think...
I-I think it's Paris.
328
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,540
I'm gonna play.
329
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,914
Right, hang on.
Now, wait, where are we?!
330
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,900
No, Paris.
331
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,540
Paris, final answer.
332
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,080
- Final answer?
- Final answer.
333
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,140
You thought it was Berlin.
334
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:15,264
"Berlin, Berlin, Berlin".
335
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:21,490
You changed your mind to Paris...
336
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:26,517
- That's brought you £500,000!
- Yes! Yes!
337
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,894
That's unbelievable! Unbelievable!
338
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,939
- Incredible.
- Oh, shit, the glitter.
339
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,179
Never thought we'd get to
the million-pound question,
340
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,899
but we're at the
million-pound question,
341
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,419
I never prepared the bloody glitter.
Where's the glitter man?
342
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:47,860
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
343
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:52,460
♪ It's raining men, hallelujah... ♪
344
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,860
♪ Ame-e-e-e-en. ♪
345
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,620
Well, erm...
346
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,419
It's not often I get to say this.
But...
347
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,700
for £1 million:
348
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,940
The number one,
349
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:34,660
followed by 100 zeros
350
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:37,590
is known by what name?
351
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,460
Googol.
352
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,020
Megatron.
353
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,980
Gigabit.
354
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,580
Nanomole.
355
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,540
Well, let's see.
356
00:21:56,580 --> 00:22:00,580
Erm, Giga...
357
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,220
Nano...
358
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,010
Oh, God, don't start.
359
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,500
Right, OK.
360
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,924
God, I don't... I don't, erm...
361
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:31,140
- Well?
- Watch, just watch...
362
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,300
I'm not sure.
363
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,780
However...
364
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,904
Charles, you haven't been sure
since question two!
365
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,820
God, I... I think...
I think it's a Megatron.
366
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:54,859
I have to say, I've...
367
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,419
And I've never heard,
368
00:22:56,420 --> 00:23:00,170
I haven't...
No, I've never heard of a googol.
369
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,367
- Do you know the answer?
- Yes, it's googol.
370
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:11,254
That's what I thought.
371
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,700
Googol.
372
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,380
Googol.
373
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,939
Yeah, I mean, you know,
by process of elimination,
374
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:30,440
I actually think it is a googol.
But I don't know what a googol is.
375
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,539
It's not a gigabit,
a nanomole, or a Megatron
376
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,339
and there's only four of them,
so it must be googol, mustn't it?
377
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,580
I mean...
378
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:48,640
I mean, I don't mind taking
the odd risk now and again.
379
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,580
My strategy has...
has worked so far.
380
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,499
Chris, I'm gonna play.
381
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,779
You know, you don't have to
play this, Charles.
382
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,139
No-one would blame you
if you walked away right now,
383
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:09,390
with half a million pounds.
384
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,380
Googol.
385
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,140
Final answer?
386
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:21,380
Final answer.
387
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:24,254
Catch me when I fall on the floor.
388
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,259
Don't go to a break.
389
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,539
Please, don't go to...
Please, don't go for a break.
390
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:36,290
- We're taking a break.
- Oh, God!
391
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:40,619
Don't go anywhere, I know you won't,
392
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:44,454
on what is an epic night
in British television.
393
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,180
Oh, my God.
394
00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:59,979
We should stop it now.
Just stop it.
395
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:03,139
We can't stop it, we have no proof.
We just, I don't know, just...
396
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:06,539
We have to carry on.
397
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,219
- You all right?
- Erm, yeah, I just, erm...
398
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,259
I mean, no, not really.
399
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,740
No!
400
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,939
So you can see, can you, if I've got
the answer right on your screen?
401
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:17,940
I can.
402
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:22,420
I'm sure it'll just be
a few seconds.
403
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:31,220
Thank you.
404
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,980
OK, studio, and...
405
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,860
Welcome back.
406
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,139
Wow. Erm, we are here
with Charles Ingram.
407
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:57,340
Who, after first thinking
it was Megatron,
408
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:01,420
erm, then played googol
as his final answer.
409
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:04,377
Even though he'd never heard of it.
410
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,700
Charles?
411
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:20,620
You've just won £1 million!
412
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:24,097
One million!
413
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:30,780
You are the most amazing player
we have ever, ever had!
414
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,580
Diana? Come on down,
my darling, come on.
415
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,940
One million!
416
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,860
£1 million!
417
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,860
I can't believe it.
418
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,540
The best player we have ever had!
419
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,860
What a man!
420
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,140
Quite an amazing man.
421
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,020
I have no idea how you did it.
422
00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:02,299
- I don't know.
- Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
423
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,899
Unbelievable, Diana, my darling,
come here.
424
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,380
Ladies and gentlemen,
Charles Ingram.
425
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:18,060
♪ Right from
Her doorway we roam... ♪
426
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,980
♪ Eats and then
It's a pleasure again
427
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,619
♪ Walkin' my baby... ♪
428
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:29,940
"Charles Ingram. One million."
429
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,940
♪ I don't mean maybe
430
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:35,660
♪ Walkin' my baby
431
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:41,300
♪ Back home. ♪
432
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,699
What? What am I listening for?
433
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,660
Just wait. It, erm...
434
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:54,020
I don't know, I don't know,
just... play VT.
435
00:27:55,980 --> 00:28:00,220
Googol.
436
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,380
That, there. Right there.
437
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,100
- A cough.
- So what?
438
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,819
There's always coughing.
439
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,539
I think... I don't definitely know,
440
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:09,379
but I think there's,
like, a pattern.
441
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:11,059
Of what, coughing? From who?
442
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:12,779
Look, there's gotta
be something, Paul.
443
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:14,699
Watch last night's tape,
he's useless.
444
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,899
And then, what,
he comes back an utter genius?
445
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,020
Replay VT.
446
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,460
Googol.
447
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,500
Turn it up.
448
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:24,100
Googol.
449
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,299
Then he changes his answer.
450
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,299
By process of elimination,
I actually think it is a googol.
451
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:31,634
But I just don't know
what a googol is.
452
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:38,100
Hi, Paul?
453
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,500
Um, hi, Ruth.
454
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:42,059
Erm, we've had another millionaire.
455
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:44,180
Oh. OK, great!
456
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,180
Except...
457
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,979
I think that...
Erm, WE think something's not right.
458
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,814
We think the guy may have cheated.
459
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,860
Hello?
460
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,817
What the shitting hell?
461
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,379
Cheeky bastards, who are they?
462
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,459
Are they one of that group
463
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,459
- you talked about getting on the show?
- Morning.
464
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,699
We don't know,
we just know he's a wrong'un.
465
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,340
Are you OK?
466
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:35,464
No, I'm not OK,
of course, I'm not OK.
467
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,539
Sorry, sorry,
it's murder on the old...
468
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,739
- This is Lionel, from legal.
- Coffee? How do you take it?
469
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:41,219
Oh, just, erm, massive.
470
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:44,300
Look, before anything else,
471
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:47,459
the most urgent thing is
whether to air tomorrow's episode,
472
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,379
because if we don't,
then ten million people
473
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,099
are gonna need
something else to watch.
474
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,139
I have a tape on its way,
you can see for yourself.
475
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:55,179
- Well, what about the police?
- The police?
476
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,419
- Yeah.
- Is...? Is this a police...?
477
00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:01,179
- Well, it's not... not.
- It's theft. It's £1 million.
478
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:04,299
If this was a bank vault
or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens
479
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,259
there'd be helicopters by now,
roadblocks.
480
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:09,339
Come in...
Ah, right, see for yourself.
481
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,179
All I'm saying is, is it a crime
to cheat on a game show?
482
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:16,059
- Well, it's... It's... Well...
- Stop saying "well", Lionel.
483
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:19,477
I'm from legal.
It's my job to say "well".
484
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:25,299
- See for yourselves.
- Do you know what?
485
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:29,539
I think I am going to go for it.
I'm gonna go for A1.
486
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,500
- Final answer?
- No.
487
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,980
No. Erm... A1.
488
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:42,300
Craig... David.
489
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:47,340
Oh, Jesus, Je-sus.
490
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,419
It's so obvious.
491
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:52,299
And don't forget that his wife
has already been on the show.
492
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,579
She knows the ins and outs.
493
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,579
I normally guess wrong
80% of the time...
494
00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,899
Watch now. He changes his answer.
495
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,819
I think I'm going to
go with Craig David.
496
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:04,180
- OK, I say we don't air.
- Agreed.
497
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,459
We can edit forward to
the next contestant in the chair.
498
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:09,044
Would you fast forward, please?
499
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:13,094
Can we do that, is it that simple?
500
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:17,259
Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor.
501
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:18,459
Well, if no-one has won,
502
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,819
- where did the glitter just come from?
- No-one will notice.
503
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:21,820
Or care.
504
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,979
This is Tecwen Whittock,
from Whitchurch, Cardiff.
505
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:27,539
Can you stretch out his turn,
make him longer?
506
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,260
It'll be a struggle.
507
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,384
He was erm, nothing special,
you know.
508
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:38,084
- Did you order something?
- No.
509
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,299
- Oh.
- Hello, hello, David Briggs.
510
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,339
- Ah, yes, hello, hello.
- Hello, this is Ruth Settle.
511
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,859
- Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning.
- Oh, hello.
512
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,020
- Oh, hi.
- Sleep OK?
513
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:53,740
If at all, you must be...
514
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,579
- Erm... Oh, what's this about?
- Oh, it's only to, erm...
515
00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:58,979
It's just to work out
the next few days.
516
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,419
The angle, the coverage.
517
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,579
So your press conference,
518
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:04,819
we thought, because of question 12
for 125,000,
519
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:08,570
The Ambassadors is a painting
by which artist?
520
00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:15,099
- The... What, the Holbein?
- The Holbein. Well done, correct!
521
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:20,739
We are thinking of hosting it there,
in front of the painting. Ah, right.
522
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:21,980
But you...
523
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,499
You did keep changing your mind
a lot, didn't you?
524
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,739
Well, actually, that was to
explain my thinking to the audience,
525
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:31,139
so I wasn't just, you know,
sat there like a muppet.
526
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:34,539
It's, erm, probably just that,
don't you think?
527
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:36,457
What's "probably" what?
528
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:40,859
Actually, erm, Diana mentions
all these tips in her book
529
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,499
that she's writing with her brother
about the show.
530
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,299
What? It'll help publicise it,
won't it? Being a winner.
531
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,859
- You're writing a book?
- Oh, just a little stocking filler.
532
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:51,339
With hints and things
about how to get onto the show,
533
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,379
how to play, just a few things
that we've picked up
534
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,339
from this community of fans,
that's all.
535
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:58,590
Gosh, that...
That sound really helpful.
536
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,819
I wouldn't mention that
to the press yet. No.
537
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:03,019
We'll... We'll have an embargo
until the show airs.
538
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:06,520
We have to handle everything...
delicately.
539
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,020
Guilty as sin.
540
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:14,739
Bollocks. Look,
they are quiz obsessive, they're...
541
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:17,219
They are fans of the show,
so they're a bit much,
542
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,579
but apart from that.
543
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:21,414
Watch the tape. Play her the tape.
544
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,780
Oh, and she's, erm,
writing a book, the wife,
545
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:30,019
- like, erm, an expose of the show.
- She what?!
546
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,859
Oh, my God... It's just a tiny,
little stocking filler.
547
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,899
Look, I just come off the phone
from some of our guys at the studio
548
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,259
who are investigating all possible,
you know, and...
549
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,179
And they have gone into the car park
with some sort of radio receiver
550
00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:43,339
and they're saying it's possible
551
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,539
to listen in to the show relay
from outside?
552
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,779
David, do we not
scramble that signal?
553
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:51,179
Why would we scramble the signal?
554
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,099
- How do you scramble a signal?
- What's this now? The relay?
555
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,939
I'm just saying that
hypothetically, someone,
556
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:59,459
maybe someone from this...
this... this group
557
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,259
could listen in to the show
from outside.
558
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:05,459
- And how would that help them?
- To hear the questions!
559
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,899
Look up the answers
and communicate back in.
560
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,179
- To who? The person in the chair?!
- Maybe! I don't know!
561
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,579
Or someone in the audience,
with a mobile phone.
562
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,339
We don't allow mobile phones
in the studio.
563
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:17,840
- Yeah, but do we check?
- Course we check.
564
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,100
Do we check?
565
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:22,819
No. Course we don't check,
how would we check?
566
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:24,699
You don't search the audience?
567
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:27,419
Let's get it all out now, shall we?
After the horse has bolted.
568
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:30,179
This is all just happening
this morning.
569
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,099
Right, it's a game show!
It's not Fort Knox!
570
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:35,499
Whoa, wait, are we saying that
it's not someone coughing, then?
571
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,259
- It could be the coughing.
- It's definitely the coughing.
572
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,419
Either way, I'm calling the police.
573
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,779
Who would you even call?
Like, which, like, branch?
574
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,459
I'll text my person
to look up for IP.
575
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,499
Hold on, have they have even
cashed the cheque yet?
576
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,339
Wait, have...?
Have we cancelled the cheque?
577
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,340
I don't know. I mean...
578
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,299
I mean, no, we haven't
cancelled the cheque,
579
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,099
- I've been at the...
- Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque?
580
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,819
I'm just thinking, we might need
to wait for them to cash the cheque
581
00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:59,819
- for it to be stealing.
- No, no, no, if we do that,
582
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:02,019
that would be entrapment,
surely, by us?
583
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,419
Yeah, but if they cash the cheque,
584
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:05,019
do we have to sue them
to get it back?
585
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,579
Am I cancelling the cheque,
or aren't I?! Well...
586
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:11,379
- No, I just don't see it.
- Don't you hear it?! The coughing.
587
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:14,219
- Is that how loud it actually was?
- Yes.
588
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:17,019
Well... No, we've isolated them
a bit, for you to hear...
589
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,779
Listen, you can hear the coughs
at the right answers.
590
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:22,299
Yeah, and I can hear the coughs
on the wrong answers!
591
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,499
Here. These are the people
at Scotland Yard to call,
592
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,179
it's something called the
Celebrity Crimes Squad or something,
593
00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:29,819
I don't know. Really?
Sounds like a shit detective show.
594
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,819
- Yeah, sounds like something we'd make.
- Wow.
595
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:34,379
Wait, I'm confused,
what are we saying to them?
596
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,939
That this is... There's more people?
597
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:38,179
That this is part
of a bigger... conspiracy?
598
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,459
All I'm saying is we don't know
599
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,219
how many people
were outside helping,
600
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,259
inside, helping him.
601
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:44,939
Yeah, but you can't pack the place
out with people that you know.
602
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:47,274
You only get the one ticket.
603
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,020
Actually...
604
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,459
Actually, on the first night,
605
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,419
the Ingram's did have
someone else there.
606
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,020
Diana's brother.
607
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,419
The brother... was there...?
608
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,580
- Yeah.
- God dammit!
609
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:07,897
I'm calling the police.
610
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,540
What a man!
611
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:13,659
A major disaster is occurring
in New York City this afternoon.
612
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,900
Wait a sec...
613
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,500
what is that?
614
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,859
World Trade Centre is on fire.
615
00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:23,259
Early indications are
that a Boeing 747 out of Boston
616
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:27,899
collided with the tower at 1:46 PM
this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET.
617
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,620
- Is that live?
- It must be..
618
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:33,539
Eye witness reports are coming in
that the plane banked sharply
619
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:36,859
and made a direct hit at around
the 80th floor of the building.
620
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:40,179
- More as we have it.
- Thank you, Nicholas.
621
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:43,379
As you can imagine, there is chaos
in the streets of downtown New York.
622
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:45,859
All major buildings are being
evacuated in the area
623
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:48,379
surrounding the World Trade Centre.
624
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:52,459
There's been a second collision,
possibly another plane goes...
625
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,500
Are you OK? Just awful.
626
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,167
Yeah. Puts it all in perspective,
doesn't it?
627
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,139
I haven't even told the chaps about
our win yet, all seems a bit...
628
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,339
Actually there was a message
for you from Celador
629
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:10,339
when I got back from school.
I don't know if you... Right.
630
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,620
OK, well, life goes on, eh?
631
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,060
Yeah.
632
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,580
- I love you.
- I love you.
633
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,380
Give me that number.
634
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,979
Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson
from the Special Inquiry Unit,
635
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,179
this is my colleague,
Detective Constable Amir Cave.
636
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,500
You rang.
637
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,859
Well, I don't think any of us
expected you to come today,
638
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:34,660
- given the, erm...
- Yeah.
639
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,980
Terrible thing. But...
640
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,779
crimes still need solving.
641
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:41,899
So, we've been brought up
to speed by Mr...
642
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:45,317
Oh, excuse me. This'll be him.
643
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,899
- Hello, Paul Smith?
- Paul, hello.
644
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,739
It's Charles Ingram here,
I was just on your show.
645
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,899
Charles, thank you for calling back.
646
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,317
Erm, so I have to tell you...
647
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:04,419
that we have suspicions from viewing
the recording of Monday's programme
648
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:07,819
and subsequently studying
the tapes carefully,
649
00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:11,059
that there were irregularities
during the taping of the show
650
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:14,899
- in which you participated.
- Oh, Good Lord, no.
651
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,259
Because of that I have to tell
you that these suspicions...
652
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:21,094
...have been referred to the police.
653
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:24,859
Right. And thus we will not,
for the moment,
654
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:30,499
be airing the programme, or indeed
authorising payment of the cheque.
655
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,500
Right.
656
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,524
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know...
657
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:41,060
...I completely refute that,
obviously.
658
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,660
All right.
659
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,780
Good Lord.
660
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:51,260
- Well, goodbye.
- Goodbye.
661
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:06,345
Police? You're an army major.
I'm a teaching assistant.
662
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,064
People like us don't deal with
the police, this is Wiltshire.
663
00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:11,185
It's what he said.
664
00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:15,425
I sort of... told our book publisher
about your win
665
00:39:15,465 --> 00:39:17,744
and they've set up this
photo and interview thing
666
00:39:17,745 --> 00:39:20,424
for this Sunday. I know
the Millionaire people said not to,
667
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,624
but the publishers
said it was too good not to.
668
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:25,984
For the book... Well, there won't
be a book, will there, if...?
669
00:39:25,985 --> 00:39:28,544
I bet it wasn't the publishers
who said that, I bet it was Adrian.
670
00:39:28,545 --> 00:39:31,664
I bet you've been speaking to him.
Have you spoken to Adrian again?
671
00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:34,544
How? If he's on the run? On the run!
672
00:39:34,545 --> 00:39:36,824
As if that's a normal sentence
for a normal person to say!
673
00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:40,104
I'm a commissioned officer in the
British Army. There are standards.
674
00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:42,304
Come along, Buffy.
675
00:39:42,305 --> 00:39:44,704
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do we know that it was Celador?
676
00:39:44,705 --> 00:39:46,264
That it was Paul Smith you spoke to?
677
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:48,664
It was, I returned his call,
on the number they left you...
678
00:39:48,665 --> 00:39:50,944
Yes, I know,
but how do we know it's not a hoax.
679
00:39:50,945 --> 00:39:52,904
Someone in the community,
taking the mickey.
680
00:39:52,905 --> 00:39:55,624
What...? Maybe that's what they do
to everyone, everyone who wins.
681
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,824
It's not a mickey-take, Diana.
682
00:39:57,825 --> 00:40:01,075
Well, it's a bit over the top,
isn't it?
683
00:40:01,905 --> 00:40:04,224
- Call it back again, that number.
- No. I'm not gonna call it.
684
00:40:04,225 --> 00:40:06,104
- I want to hear it.
- No, I'm not gonna call it back.
685
00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:08,272
- Then I'll do it.
- Diana!
686
00:40:09,385 --> 00:40:12,505
Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram.
687
00:40:15,465 --> 00:40:18,424
- Hello.
- Hi, erm, yes, we received a phone call
688
00:40:18,425 --> 00:40:21,464
from this number earlier
and, well, it occurred to us
689
00:40:21,465 --> 00:40:24,064
that we didn't know
whether it was real, or not.
690
00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:25,665
No, erm, no.
691
00:40:25,705 --> 00:40:27,544
No, I'm afraid it was real.
692
00:40:27,545 --> 00:40:29,985
This... This is Paul Smith.
693
00:40:30,025 --> 00:40:32,265
Yes, but how do we know?
694
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,904
It could be a wind-up. Or the press.
695
00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:35,745
Erm...
696
00:40:35,785 --> 00:40:36,905
Well...
697
00:40:36,945 --> 00:40:38,185
Erm... O-OK.
698
00:40:38,225 --> 00:40:41,059
Erm, why don't you call back again
699
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:43,482
and I won't answer this time,
700
00:40:43,505 --> 00:40:47,464
it'll take you through to my
extension answering machine message.
701
00:40:47,465 --> 00:40:51,424
And you'll hear that this is me,
and... and this is Celador.
702
00:40:51,425 --> 00:40:55,345
And that... that this is no wind-up,
Mrs Ingram.
703
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:56,385
OK.
704
00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:15,464
Hello, you've reached
Paul Smith at Celador.
705
00:41:15,465 --> 00:41:20,549
Leave a message and I'll get
back to you when I can, thanks.
706
00:41:29,825 --> 00:41:31,704
We're doing that press interview.
707
00:41:31,705 --> 00:41:36,039
You won that money. It's yours.
So let's tell people.
708
00:41:49,745 --> 00:41:53,304
We'll need to make a statement.
They're cheats!
709
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:56,139
I just can't get my head round it.
710
00:41:56,145 --> 00:42:00,895
That terribly nice major,
a criminal mastermind? Bollocks.
711
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,584
You really didn't notice anything?
712
00:42:03,585 --> 00:42:06,064
Well I-I suppose
you've a lot going on.
713
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,264
Yeah, but I'd hope
that I'd have done this enough
714
00:42:08,265 --> 00:42:10,304
to notice if someone
is trying to steal a million quid
715
00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:12,805
two feet in front of me, Paul.
716
00:42:13,985 --> 00:42:16,145
You all right?
717
00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:17,519
You look ragged.
718
00:42:19,945 --> 00:42:21,862
I feel upset, actually.
719
00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:27,385
This... Well, this is our thing,
it's our baby.
720
00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:30,144
No-one will dare try
anything like this again
721
00:42:30,145 --> 00:42:32,812
after all this, don't you worry.
722
00:42:33,705 --> 00:42:36,265
Who the hell was coughing?
723
00:42:36,305 --> 00:42:38,544
So what I'm gonna show you
is what we've edited together
724
00:42:38,545 --> 00:42:42,212
of the show so far
from the different angles.
725
00:42:42,585 --> 00:42:44,065
Play VT.
726
00:42:44,105 --> 00:42:46,345
Googol.
727
00:42:46,385 --> 00:42:47,904
That cough there, then.
728
00:42:47,905 --> 00:42:49,864
Can you ascertain
where it came from?
729
00:42:49,865 --> 00:42:50,984
Not the individual, no,
730
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,824
we don't mic up
every audience member.
731
00:42:52,825 --> 00:42:54,464
But we've got different mic tracks
732
00:42:54,465 --> 00:42:56,424
covering different areas
of the studio.
733
00:42:56,425 --> 00:42:57,824
Now that particular cough.
734
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:01,984
That came from
the Fastest Finger mic, stage right.
735
00:43:01,985 --> 00:43:04,225
Play tape C.
736
00:43:04,265 --> 00:43:06,945
One of these five, sat here.
737
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:31,864
I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.
738
00:43:31,865 --> 00:43:33,744
Here's a warrant
to enter your property.
739
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,064
I should tell you,
we're placing you both under arrest
740
00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:37,944
on suspicion
of procuring the execution
741
00:43:37,945 --> 00:43:39,704
of a valuable security by deception.
742
00:43:39,705 --> 00:43:41,144
You do not have to say anything...
743
00:43:41,145 --> 00:43:45,464
What you've been told so far
in the case for the prosecution...
744
00:43:45,465 --> 00:43:49,225
seems to make total sense,
doesn't it?
745
00:43:50,505 --> 00:43:54,864
A man, who didn't particularly
like quizzes, arrived on the show,
746
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:58,065
behaved strangely and won a million.
747
00:43:58,105 --> 00:44:02,584
So something must be wrong.
He must have cheated. Right?
748
00:44:02,585 --> 00:44:05,664
- Your Fastest Finger First machine?
- You're not serious.
749
00:44:05,665 --> 00:44:06,824
Uh, it's in the garage.
750
00:44:06,825 --> 00:44:09,664
We'll also be wanting a draft copy
of your book, Mrs Ingram.
751
00:44:09,665 --> 00:44:11,864
My book?
I-I-I... It... It's not finished.
752
00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:14,184
I haven't even spell-checked it yet.
753
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,384
And what about our children?
754
00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:17,384
A specially-trained officer
can stay with them,
755
00:44:17,385 --> 00:44:19,264
- while you both are...
- No. No.
756
00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:20,824
You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram.
757
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:25,742
But what if I were to tell you
that it's all utter nonsense?
758
00:44:26,225 --> 00:44:27,304
That the three defendants
759
00:44:27,305 --> 00:44:29,504
who allegedly concocted
this elaborate conspiracy
760
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:32,225
had never even met?
761
00:44:32,265 --> 00:44:36,225
Something that the prosecution
does not dispute.
762
00:44:36,265 --> 00:44:38,584
That the so-called
significant coughs
763
00:44:38,585 --> 00:44:43,505
are only 19 out of a 192 recorded
throughout the night?
764
00:44:43,545 --> 00:44:49,105
Sometimes on the right answers,
sometimes on the wrong answers.
765
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:51,944
And that there is no way
of knowing that any of them
766
00:44:51,945 --> 00:44:54,745
even came from Mr Whittock?
767
00:44:54,785 --> 00:44:56,264
Could it simply be
768
00:44:56,265 --> 00:45:00,515
that everyone on the show
was waiting for an attack?
769
00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:04,224
For something strange to happen?
770
00:45:04,225 --> 00:45:06,224
And in walks Charles Ingram.
771
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:10,984
A, yes, eccentric, but actually
quite intelligent army major...
772
00:45:10,985 --> 00:45:13,705
and his fate was set.
773
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:16,584
I put it to you,
that this is, in fact,
774
00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:19,425
a series of horrible coincidences.
775
00:45:19,465 --> 00:45:23,464
And that Major Charles Ingram
is completely innocent.
776
00:45:23,465 --> 00:45:27,215
Your honour,
here is the case for the defence.
776
00:45:28,305 --> 00:45:34,556
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