Original subtitles

Children: LATE LAST NIGHT

AND THE NIGHT BEFORE

TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKER S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

I WANT TO GO OUT

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ?

'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN

BOBBI!

AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ?? ??

TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKER S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR

I WANT TO GO OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN

'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN

'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN

HILLY, STOP IT!

I WANT TO GO OUT, I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN

'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN

MOM, MAKE HIM STOP!

FRAIDY CAT!

AM NOT!

STOP TORTURING HIM. GET READY FOR SCHOOL.

MOM!

HILLY, DON'T ARGUE WITH YOUR MOM.

COME STRAIGHT HOME AFTER SCHOOL FOR CHORES.

GRAMPS SAYS YOU'RE ONLY A KID ONCE.

GRAMPS DOESN'T PAY THE BILLS AROUND HERE.

AS LONG AS I DO, YOU'LL DO WHAT I SAY.

YES, SIR. OOPS!

DAMN IT, HILLY!

SORRY.

SORRY.

WAIT UP, HILL.

AND DON'T SLAM THE--

[DOOR SLAMS]

[CRASH]

[CRASH]

HILLY WITHOUT ACCIDENTS

IS LIKE McDONALDS WITHOUT HAMBURGERS.

YOU WERE A LITTLE HARD ON HIM.

WELL, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO BE TOUGH ON HIM.

YOUR DAD SPOILS HIM ROTTEN.

WELL, THOSE BOYS ARE HIS WHOLE LIFE.

WELL, THOSE BOYS ARE HIS WHOLE LIFE.

"30 NEW TRICKS.

"HOURS OF FUN FOR THE YOUNG...

PRESTIDIGITATOR?"

THAT'S MAGICIAN IN PLAIN ENGLISH.

THAT'S MAGICIAN IN PLAIN ENGLISH.

IS IT OK?

IS IT OK?

IT'S COOL.

IT'S COOL.

EXCEPT...

EXCEPT FOR WHAT?

DAD SAYS THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS MAGIC.

DADS FORGET THINGS BEING DADS.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO GROWNUPS.

BUT YOU'RE A GROWNUP.

NO, I'M AN OLD MAN.

KIDS AND OLD PEOPLE, WE KNOW THAT MAGIC'S REAL,

NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY SAYS.

THERE IS EVEN A PLACE THAT'S MAGIC.

THERE IS EVEN A PLACE THAT'S MAGIC.

A PLACE?

YES, OUT BY THE ANDERSON FARM.

IN MY DAY, WE CALLED IT BIG INJUN WOODS,

BUT IT'S CALLED BURNING WOODS NOW.

NO MATTER WHAT IT'S CALLED, THERE'S MAGIC THERE.

THE INJUNS BELIEVED IT, AND SO DO I.

YOU MEAN THEY'RE HAUNTED?

YEAH. MAGIC SPIRITS.

YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR WITS ABOUT YOU

WHEN YOU GO THERE,

AND, HILLY, NEVER, NEVERGO THERE ALONE.

AND, HILLY, NEVER, NEVERGO THERE ALONE.

OK, DAVEY, LET'S USE YOUR THUMB, SHALL WE?

THERE YOU GO. RIGHT THERE.

GOOD. PERFECT.

YOU SEE?

THAT'S HOW WE FINGERPRINT OUR SUSPECTS.

SEE THAT, EVERYBODY?

OVER HERE--

COME ON OVER HERE.

THIS--THIS IS WHERE WE HAVE OUR CELLS.

WE PUT ALL THE PEOPLE WHO BREAK THE LAW IN HERE.

DOWN HERE,

THIS IS THE DISPATCHER'S STATION,

WHERE MRS. PAULSON ANSWERS ALL THE IMPORTANT POLICE CALLS.

DON'T YOU, MRS. PAULSON?

DON'T YOU, MRS. PAULSON?

[DING DING]

YES, I DO.

OK. COME ON IN HERE.

LET'S GO SEE THE SCHOOLROOM.

THIS IS THE BEST PART. COME ON.

YOU SEE, WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

MY PARENTS USED TO TRAVEL A LOT.

EVERY TIME THEY WENT TO A NEW COUNTRY,

THEY BROUGHT ME ANOTHER DOLL,

SO I HAVE DOLLS FROM AFRICA, EAST ASIA,

AND FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD.

ARE DOLLIES YOUR HOBBY?

OH, YES, THEY ARE MY HOBBY.

MY FRIENDS KNOW THAT I LIKE THEM

SO WHENEVER THEY TRAVEL, THEY BRING ME ONE.

NO, WE DON'T WANT TO BREAK ANYTHING.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. JOJO'S NEVER BEEN BROKEN.

GO AHEAD. PULL THAT.

Doll: MY NAME IS JOJO. WHAT'S YOURS?

Doll: MY NAME IS JOJO. WHAT'S YOURS?

GRRR!

THEY'RE BAD! I'M SCARED!

DAVEY, IT'S OK, SWEETHEART.

COME ON, CHILDREN.

COME ON, CHILDREN.

TELL YOU WHAT.

WHY DON'T YOU COME BACK SOME OTHER TIME,

AND WE'LL SEE THEM TOGETHER?

ALL ALONE. JUST YOU AND ME.

ALL RIGHT? BYE, DAVEY.

BYE.

BYE.

NOW, ONE OF YOU SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY.

NOW, ONE OF YOU SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY.

COME ON.

WHICH ONE OF YOU SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY?

WHICH ONE OF YOU SCARED THAT LITTLE BOY?

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

[RING]

YEAH, HAVEN POST OFFICE. JOE PAULSON.

HI, JOE. IT'S ME.

HI, HON.

BE RIGHT HOME AT 6:00.

I'M MAKING THAT CHICKEN KIEV RUSSKIES EAT.

SQUIRTS BUTTER WHEN YOU STICK YOUR FORK IN IT.

HONEY, I HAVE TO WORK LATE TONIGHT.

OH, JOE, COME ON! NOT AGAIN.

YOU KNOW THAT NEW POSTMISTRESS

IS A REAL TYRANT.

OH, YEAH, HONEY.

SHE'S MUCH HARDER ON ME THAN OLD CHARLIE ESTABROOKE.

YOU TELL HER FOR ME

THAT BECKA PAULSON LIKES HER HUSBAND HOME FOR DINNER.

HONEY, I WILL. I GOT TO GO NOW.

Becka: BYE.

Becka: BYE.

THAT WOMAN'S GOING TO BE THE DEATH OF HIM.

HMM!

ARE YOU READY?

AM I READY? IS THAT YOUR QUESTION?

IT'S LIKE THE SIGN SAYS--

NEITHER SNOW NOR RAIN NOR...

SLEET...

NOR GLOOM OF NIGHT...

CAN STAY THESE COURIERS...

FROM THE SWIFT COMPLETION...

AW, JEEZ!

AW, JEEZ!

Both: OF THEIR APPOINTED ROUNDS.

Both: OF THEIR APPOINTED ROUNDS.

TO BE BURIED IN BUFFALO SKINS...

[TYPEWRITER CARRIAGE RETURNS]

RATHER THAN IN COTTON CLOTHES.

RATHER THAN IN COTTON CLOTHES.

UGH!

UGH!

[WHINES]

[WHINES]

WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

[ARF]

WANT TO GET OUT OF HERE?

OK. LET'S GO. COME ON.

[ARF]

COME ON.

COME ON.

OH, ALL RIGHT. ONE MORE TIME.

READY?

READY?

READY?

GO GET IT.

GO GET IT.

[WHINING]

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

YOU CAN'T SEE WHERE IT WENT?

WHERE DID IT GO?

WHERE DID IT GO?

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

OH.

OH.

OH, WOW!

OH, WOW!

I'M OK. I'M OK.

I'M OK. I'M OK.

WHAT, WHAT, WHAT?

WHAT? WHAT'S THE MATTER?

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

WHAT? IT'S JUST A CAN.

HERE IT IS.

HERE IT IS.

OW!

OW!

WOW.

WOW.

WEIRD.

WEIRD.

UH...

UH...

[HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

[GRRR]

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU, HUH?

[ARF ARF]

[HOWLING]

OK, OK. WE'LL GO HOME.

OK, OK. WE'LL GO HOME.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON.

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET

A NEW FRIEND OF OURS FROM MAINE--JAMES GARDENER.

HI, I'M JIM, AND I'M AN ALCOHOLIC.

All: HI, JIM.

I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN ABOUT A YEAR NOW,

NOT THAT I DON'T WANT ONE ALL THE TIME.

THE HELL I DON'T.

THE THING WITH ME AND BOOZE IS

I HAVE A BAD CONTAINMENT SYSTEM.

THERE'S THIS TECHNICIAN IN HERE

THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN FIRED LONG AGO.

AND WHEN I DRINK, I, UH...

I TURN INTO THIS STRANGER

WHO DOES THE STUPIDEST, CRAZY THINGS.

WHO DOES THE STUPIDEST, CRAZY THINGS.

MONSTER.

AND MY FRIEND BOBBI,

SHE ALWAYS SAYS "KNOWING IS ONE THING,

"BUT DOING SOMETHING ABOUT IT IS, UH...

IS ANOTHER."

WELL, ANYWAY, THE PROBLEM IS

I'VE GOT THIS POEM I HAVE TO READ IN PUBLIC.

IT'S PROBABLY THE LAST CHANCE I'LL HAVE

TO SEE IF I CAN HACK IT ON THE CIRCUIT AS A POET.

OR JUST HANG UP MY JOCK.

OR JUST HANG UP MY JOCK.

AND, UH...

AND, UH...

I'M SCARED TO DEATH

I'M GOING TO NEED A DRINK TO DO IT.

I'M GOING TO NEED A DRINK TO DO IT.

I'M SCARED TO DEATH.

I'M SCARED TO DEATH.

I APPRECIATE YOU BRINGING THIS, BUTCH,

BUT YOU COULD'VE CALLED IT IN OR FAXED IT TO ME.

ALL PART OF THE SERVICE, RUTHIE.

ALL PART OF THE SERVICE, RUTHIE.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

WELL-- UM...

ANY PLANS ON COMING UP TO DERRY SOON?

NO, NOT IN THE NEAR FUTURE. WHY?

NO REASON.

JUST WONDERING.

YEAH.

YEAH.

LADIES.

LADIES.

BYE, BUTCH.

GOOD-BYE.

GOOD-BYE.

WHAT?

I THINK HE'S SWEET ON YOU.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR. ANYTHING NEW?

QUIET ON THIS FRONT, CAPTAIN.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ASK THAT MERRILL WOMAN OUT?

HAVEN'T YOU GOT SOMETHING BETTER TO DO

THAN WORRY ABOUT MY PRIVATE LIFE?

LIKE CHECKING ALL THE DINERS

IN NORTHERN MAINE FOR HEALTH VIOLATIONS?

BARK ALL YOU WANT.

BECAUSE SHE WAS YOUR PARTNER'S WIFE

AND A DAMN FINE CONSTABLE BESIDES,

IS NO REASON NOT TO SPEAK YOUR HEART.

LET IT BE, FELLAS.

BEN'S RIGHT. TIME'S GOING BY.

NEITHER OF YOU IS GETTING YOUNGER.

BECKA.

HMM?

GET AWAY FROM THAT WINDOW

AND GO BACK TO WORK, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

HILLY?

HILLY?

GO TO SLEEP, KIDDO.

WHAT ABOUT YOU?

I'M READING ABOUT HARRY HOUDINI.

WHO'S THAT?

THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN HISTORY.

I'M GONNA BE JUST LIKE HIM SOMEDAY.

GO TO SLEEP, KID.

GO TO SLEEP, KID.

THAT HOT WATER HEATER IS REALLY SHOT.

I THOUGHT I'D GET A NEW ONE WHILE YOU'RE GONE.

SEE IF YOU CAN KEEP IT GOING.

I'LL BUY A NEW ONE WHEN I GET BACK.

OK. PETE AND I FOUND A GREAT CACHE OF FIREWOOD.

MM-HMM.

HAVEN'T STARTED THE NOVEL, HUH?

JUST BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE BLOCKED,

THAT'S NO REASON TO RUB IT IN.

SO THAT SEXY YOUNG SCHOOL MARM

AND THE GRUFF BUFFALO HUNTER,

THEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN TOGETHER YET?

I HATE YOU.

I HATE YOU.

YOU OK?

YOU OK?

HEY, NEVER BETTER, BOBBI.

HEY, NEVER BETTER, BOBBI.

NEVER BETTER.

NEVER BETTER.

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

[WHINING]

[WHINING]

[ARF]

[ARF]

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

[HOWLING]

[HOWLING]

IT'S JUST A STORM, BUDDY.

IT'S JUST A STORM. GO BACK TO SLEEP.

IT'S JUST A STORM. GO BACK TO SLEEP.

MM-MM. HERE'S SOME NICE MUSH

FOR THOSE OLD TEETH.

FOR THOSE OLD TEETH.

SO, IT'S NOT MY IMAGINATION, RIGHT?

HIS RIGHT EYE VISION DOES SEEM TO BE RETURNING.

LET'S TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

[SNARLS]

HEY.

HEY!

SORRY, HE'S NOT LIKE THIS.

PETER!

DR. ETHERIDGE, COME QUICK.

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHAT'S--HEY!

WHAT'S--HEY!

HEY.

HEY.

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

HEY!

HEY!

LADY, WHY DON'T YOU GET YOUR DOG OUT OF HERE?

LET'S GO.

LET'S GO.

OUR LAST POET IS NO STRANGER

TO THOSE WHO REMEMBER RAGING ANGEL,

THE BOOK CRITICS CLAIMED GAVE AUTHORITATIVE VOICE

TO THE ANGST OF THE LAST DECADE.

I TRUST HE'LL PROVIDE US WITH A MEMORABLE FINISH,

READING US HIS LATEST WORK.

FRIENDS OF NEW POETRY,

I GIVE YOU JAMES ERIC GARDENER.

[APPLAUSE]

[APPLAUSE]

Gardener.

Gardener.

[TAPPING]

GOOD EVENING.

I WAS, UH...

GOING TO TRY TO LIVE UP TO MY REPUTATION

AND READ SOMETHING NEW AND ANGRY TONIGHT,

BUT INSTEAD, I THINK I'LL BE A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE

AND READ SOMETHING FROM MY FIRST BOOK.

IT'S A LOVE POEM CALLEDONE MORE MILE.

IT'S A LOVE POEM CALLEDONE MORE MILE.

IT'S FOR BOBBI ANDERSON.

IT'S FOR BOBBI ANDERSON.

"ONLY FOR YOU."

"ONLY FOR YOU."

"I WAS RAISED TO BELIEVE GOD WAS LOVE,

"BUT HOW LOVING CAN GOD BE

"WHEN HE MAKES MEN AND WOMEN

"SMART ENOUGH TO LAND ON THE MOON

"BUT STUPID ENOUGH TO HAVE TO LEARN

"THAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS FOREVER,

"ONLY TO HAVE TO LEARN IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

"ONE MORE MILE.

"JUST ONE MORE MILE.

"THEN ONE DAY I DREAMED

"I FOUND YOU...

"ILLUSION MADE SUBSTANCE,

"IN A DREAM REALER THAN ANY MIRAGE

"YOUR EYES LOOKED UP AT ME AND SAW

"THE ME I WISH I WAS.

"AND AFTER ALL THESE DOUBTS AND ALL THESE FEARS,

"AFTER ALL THESE QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS

"AND DREAMS WITHOUT SUBSTANCE,

I JOURNEYED HOME."

I JOURNEYED HOME."

"ONE MORE MILE.

JUST ONE LAST MILE."

JUST ONE LAST MILE."

"AND THERE YOU WERE."

"AND THERE YOU WERE."

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

ARE YOU RINGING THE RIGHT ROOM?

HE'S WITH THE NEW ENGLAND POETRY CARAVAN.

I HAVE BEEN RINGING, MA'AM.

WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEAVE A MESSAGE?

JUST TELL HIM-- NEVER MIND.

NO, THANKS. I'LL JUST TRY LATER.

NO, THANKS. I'LL JUST TRY LATER.

WELL, HE'D SEE IT ALL RIGHT.

HE'D SAY, "BOBBI, CATARACTS DON'T RECEDE."

HE'D SAY, "BOBBI, CATARACTS DON'T RECEDE."

"YOU'VE GOT TO FIND OUT WHERE'S HE'S BEEN

AND WHAT HE'S GOTTEN INTO."

WELL, BUDDY, I KNOW WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.

I'M GOING TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK.

[WHINES]

[WHINES]

[ARF ARF]

[ARF ARF]

HERE. COME HERE.

OK. LISTEN.

I DON'T WANT YOU GOING WITH ME,

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU FREAKING OUT.

GO BACK TO THE HOUSE. GO ON.

GOOD BOY.

GOOD BOY.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?

MY FOLKS WILL KILL ME

IF THEY FIND OUT WE WERE HERE.

WHO'S GOING TO TELL THEM?

GRAMPS SAYS THIS IS WHERE THE MICKMACK INDIANS

USED TO PRAY TO THEIR GODS.

GIVE ME A BREAK!

REALLY.

THEY BELIEVED THIS WAS A PLACE OF MAGIC,

IN-BETWEEN THE SPIRIT WORLD AND THE REAL.

UGH!

GROSS!

WHOA. WHAT DO YOU THINK KILLED IT?

PROBABLY ATE SOME POISONED BAIT.

PROBABLY ATE SOME POISONED BAIT.

YEAH, OR MAYBE IT WAS A SACRIFICE TO THE GODS.

YEAH.

SHH!

[HUMMING SOUND]

WHAT?

DON'T YOU HEAR IT?

DON'T YOU HEAR IT?

GRAMPS WAS RIGHT.

HILLY.

RUN, BARNEY!

RUN, BARNEY!

WHAT ARE YOU KIDS DOING HERE?

SHOULDN'T BE ALONE IN THE WOODS.

LET'S GO CALL YOUR DAD. HE'LL COME PICK YOU UP.

LET'S GO CALL YOUR DAD. HE'LL COME PICK YOU UP.

DRINK, SIR?

UH...

TONIC WATER, PLEASE.

I THOUGHT YOUR POEM

WAS WONDERFUL TONIGHT, MR. GARDENER.

THANKS VERY MUCH, SON.

HEY, MY FRIENDS CALL ME JIM.

HEY, MY FRIENDS CALL ME JIM.

THANKS.

EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT, GARDENER?

PATRICIA, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.

PATRICIA, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU CARED.

TONIC WATER.

I'M DUBIOUS.

YES, YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN,

BUT YOU'RE REALLY TICKED OFF.

I GOT THE BIGGEST HAND OF THE DAY.

I PAY YOU TO READ NEW POETRY, NOT OLD STUFF.

WHEN'S THE LAST POEM YOU WROTE THAT GOT PUBLISHED

OR THAT WAS ANY GOOD?

YOU MAY FOOL THEM, BUT YOU DON'T FOOL ME.

YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A DRUNK, GARDENER.

ALWAYS WERE, ALWAYS WILL BE.

ALWAYS WERE, ALWAYS WILL BE.

WHY DON'T WE ADD SOME VODKA TO THAT?

WHATEVER YOU SAY, MR. GARDENER.

I SAY, ON SECOND THOUGHT...

I SAY, ON SECOND THOUGHT...

HOLD THE TONIC.

HOLD THE TONIC.

HI, PEARL. HOW ARE YOU?

HI, SHERIFF.

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

JUST MY USUAL WASH AND FLUFF.

DON'T LISTEN TO A WORD SHE SAYS.

YOU GOT TO DOLL HER ALL UP.

SHE'S GOT A BIG DATE.

DO YOU MIND?

BIG.

STOP IT.

SHE'S GOING TO THE MOVIES WITH BUTCH DUGAN.

TELL THE WORLD, WHY DON'T YOU?

WE'LL ZIP YOU INTO ONE OF THOSE OUTFITS

LIKE MICHELLE PFEIFFER WEARS.

JUST MY REGULAR, PEARL, PLEASE.

CAN YOU SHOW HER

SOME OF THAT NEW POLISH AND LIPSTICK

THAT YOU GOT IN?

YES, YES. FINAL PASSION.

NO!

NO. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE, GIRLS.

AW! AW!

RUTH'S RIGHT. WE DON'T WANT OUR SHERIFF

PARADING AROUND TOWN LOOKING LIKE A FLOOZY.

Besides, I just sold the last\nset to our postmistress.

GOOD. I'M GLAD TO HEAR THAT.

LADIES.

HI, NANCY. HI, NANCY.

HI, NANCY. HI, NANCY.

WELL, THEN...

BYE-BYE, EVERYONE.

BYE, NANCY.

THAT WAS CLOSE.

YEAH, YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH.

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

BOBBI ANDERSON'S WOODS.

Marie: NOT BURNING WOODS?

AFTER ALL THAT WE'VE TOLD YOU

ABOUT NOT GOING IN THERE?

YOU WERE RIGHT, GRAMPS. THE WOODS ARE MAGIC.

UPSTAIRS, YOUNG MAN.

UPSTAIRS, YOUNG MAN.

BAD MAGIC.

NOT ANOTHER WORD.

NOT ANOTHER WORD.

WELL, EV HILLMAN,

THIS LOOKS LIKE YOUR FAULT.

THE BOY'S ALWAYS JUMPING AROUND.

I WAS THE SAME.

IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE UNDER MY ROOF,

WOULD YOU PLEASE LIVE BY MY RULES?

WOULD YOU PLEASE LIVE BY MY RULES?

EV.

EV.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SORRY.

[SIGHS]

ARE YOU OK?

I GOT A HELL OF A HEADACHE.

I THINK SOMETHING BIT ME OUT THERE

WHEN I WAS PICKING UP HILLY.

THAT SUMMER FLU'S GOING AROUND.

I'LL CALL DOC WARD.

NO. HE'LL JUST TELL ME TO DRINK LOTS OF WATER

AND GET PLENTY OF REST.

AND GET PLENTY OF REST.

PSST. WHAT'S HIS NAME AGAIN?

NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T TELL ME.

IT'S THAT SOUND YOU MAKE WHEN YOU GARGLE.

ARGLEBARGLE.

THAT'S IT, ISN'T IT?

ARGLEBARGLE.

WELL, ARBERG, ACTUALLY.

NO. ARGLEBARGLE SOUNDS SO MUCH BETTER,

DON'T YOU THINK?

MR. ARGLEBARGLE, HELLO.

MR. ARGLEBARGLE, HELLO.

MAYBE YOU'D BETTER CALL IT A NIGHT.

YES. MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT.

MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO HOME,

GET A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP,

AND LIVE TO WRITE ANOTHER DAY.

TO FIGHT... ANOTHER DAY.

TO FIGHT... ANOTHER DAY.

THE AMERICAN PEOPLE HAVE FINALLY GOT

THIS CHERNOBYL BUSINESS INTO PERSPECTIVE

SO WE CAN GO AHEAD WITH THE NEW PLANT.

26 DEAD. IT'S HORRIBLE,

BUT LAST MONTH A PLANE CRASH KILLED 195,

AND YOU DON'T SEE THE GOVERNMENT

SHUTTING DOWN ALL THE AIRLINES.

AT CHERNOBYL, THEY KILLED KIDS.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

LITTLE 9-YEAR-OLDS,

THE ONES IN UTERO.

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR., UH...KILOWATT?

ISN'T THAT RIGHT, MR., UH...KILOWATT?

I'M GOING TO FIX YOU.

OH, PATRICIA. REALLY?

I'VE BEEN WAITING TO BE FIXED BY YOU FOR YEARS.

SHALL WE GO UPSTAIRS

OR GIVE EVERYBODY A TREAT AND DO IT RIGHT HERE?

OR GIVE EVERYBODY A TREAT AND DO IT RIGHT HERE?

I'LL SEE TO IT THAT YOU NEVER WORK AGAIN,

YOU DRUNKEN, CONTENTIOUS,

WORTHLESS--

CHEERS.

HEY, YOU.

HEY, YOU.

Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?

Man: WHAT'S GOING ON?

CARAMBA.

HEY!

YOU STUPID ASS.

ANDALE. ANDALE.

STOP THIS!

SOMEBODY HELP ME.

HELP YOU? HELP YOU?

IS THAT ALL YOU CAN SAY, MR. POWER MAN,

MR. KILOWATT?

YOU NUKING S.O.B.

YOU GOT TO BUG OUT OF HERE.

THE LADY'S CALLED THE COPS.

I SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT.

HIT HIM?

OPEN THE UMBRELLA IN THE HOUSE.

IT'S BAD LUCK.

GOOD-BYE, MY FRIEND.

GOOD-BYE, SIR.

GOOD-BYE.

IF YOU REMEMBER NOTHING ELSE IN THIS WORLD,

REMEMBER THIS...

GOD HATES A COWARD.

GOD HATES A COWARD.

AAH!

AAH!

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

AAH!

AAH!

OH, HELL.

OH, HELL.

WHAT HAVE I...

WHAT HAVE I...

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME, HUH?

WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME, HUH?

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

BOBBI!

BOBBI!

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

JACK KIMBALL'S MY NAME.

HI, JACK.

I'M A SALESMAN.

"MR. SUCK IT UP."

SPARE VACUUM-CLEANER PARTS.

SELLING PEOPLE THE GREAT AMERICAN DREAM, RIGHT?

SO, WHAT'S YOUR NAME,

AND WHAT'S YOUR GAME, FRIEND?

JIM GARDENER'S THE NAME.

POETRY IS THE GAME.

POETRY IS THE GAME.

I NEVER MET A POET BEFORE.

SO WHERE, IF I MIGHT ASK,

ARE YOU HEADED, MR. POET?

TO A PLACE WHERE WHEN YOU HAVE TO GO THERE,

THEYHAVETO TAKE YOU IN--

HOME.

HOME.

OH...THAT IS NICE.

NOW, THAT'S VERY NICE.

THERE'S A, UH... THERMOS OF JAVA

AND A SACK OF DRUNKEN DOUGHNUTS IN THE BACK

IF YOU'RE HUNGRY.

THANKS.

HEY.

LET'S SEE IF I CAN GET SOME TRAVELING MUSIC.

[STATIC]

[STATIC]

OH, DAMN.

[ECHOING]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

OH, THAT WAS ME.

YOU SEE THIS?

YEAH. YOU GET THAT IN A FIGHT?

YEAH...WITH A GIANT PINE.

WOW. HOW DID IT HAPPEN?

I WAS TRYING TO IMPRESS THIS PRETTY YOUNG THING

ON THE SLOPES WHEN I WAS ABOUT 17.

WHEN I WOKE UP,

THEY'D FILLED MY HEAD WITH THIS STEEL PLATE.

TOLD ME I'D GET HEADACHES FROM TIME TO TIME.

HEADACHES? YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE ALIVE.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID.

WHAT THEY DIDN'T SAY WAS THAT NOW AND THEN

I'D PICK UP A MICROWAVE DISH OR RADIO TRANSMISSION.

MAN, THAT IS REALLY SOMETHING.

YOU'RE THE FIRST GUY I EVER MET

WHO COULD DO A TRICK LIKE THAT.

SOME TRICK.

SOME TRICK.

HILLY!

HILLY!

HILLY, WAKE UP.

THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET.

THERE'S A MONSTER IN MY CLOSET.

SOME MONSTER, SQUIRT.

SOME MONSTER, SQUIRT.

CAN I SLEEP IN YOUR BED TONIGHT?

SURE.

BACK WE GO,

ALL WARM AND SAFE AND TOASTY.

ALL WARM AND SAFE AND TOASTY.

I SAW IT.

IT WAS A TOMMYKNOCKER.

IT'S ONLY A NURSERY RHYME, DAVEY.

WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

MY FRIENDS USED TO TEASE ME ABOUT THEM, TOO.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

THANKS.

NO NUTS.

YOU LOOK REAL NICE.

THANK YOU. SO DO YOU.

THANKS.

I LIKED THAT MOVIE TONIGHT.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, RUTHIE?

I'LL ANSWER IF I CAN.

AFTER RALPH DIED,

WHY'D YOU STAY IN HAVEN?

WHY'D YOU STAY IN HAVEN?

WELL, TO START WITH,

I DON'T LIKE CITIES SO MUCH,

AND THEN... AFTER A WHILE,

THE LAND CASTS A SPELL,

KIND OF GETS TO YOU.

KIND OF GETS TO YOU.

SO, LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.

NAME IT.

HOW COME YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED?

ME?

EH. WHAT WOMAN WOULD MARRY A BIG LUG LIKE ME?

EH. WHAT WOMAN WOULD MARRY A BIG LUG LIKE ME?

A LOT OF WOMEN.

A LOT OF WOMEN.

YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FA--

YEAH. AS A MATTER OF FA--

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

WHAT?

UH...NOTHING.

I WAS THINKING I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY.

LET'S GO, OK?

SURE.

SURE.

Becka: JOE!

Becka: JOE!

JOSEPH R. PAULSON, GET BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!

YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED. DIDN'T YOU FORGET SOMETHING?

WHAT? I'M SORRY, HONEY.

YOU OUGHT TO BE.

YOU OUGHT TO BE.

THE SANDWICHES...

FOR YOU AND THE BOYS

FOR YOUR FISHING TRIP.

REALLY. THIS IS GREAT.

THANKS A LOT, HONEY.

I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

I'LL SEE YOU TONIGHT.

[HUMMING]

[HUMMING]

[HONKING]

[HONKING]

SHE BOUGHT THE FISHING STORY?

HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER.

GOOD.

THEN HOP ON IN

AND LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN CATCH.

AHH...

HOP ON IN

AND LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN CATCH.

AND LET'S SEE WHAT WE CAN CATCH.

THE MAGIC GUILLOTINE.

BEHOLD ITS SHARPNESS.

BEHOLD ITS SHARPNESS.

OBSERVE.

OBSERVE.

I NEED A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

YOU, BARNEY APPLEGATE.

ME?

ME?

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

JUST PUT YOUR FINGER IN HERE.

JUST PUT YOUR FINGER IN HERE.

[SCREAMS]

[APPLAUSE]

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

NOW I NEED A VOLUNTEER FOR MY NEXT TRICK.

ME! ME! ME!

ME! ME! ME!

MR. ALLISON.

I DON'T THINK SO.

COME ON, MR. A, BE A SPORT.

OK, I'LL DO IT.

JUST MAKE IT FAST, HILLY.

THE BLACK-AND-WHITE RABBIT TRICK.

FIRST IT'S WHITE.

FIRST IT'S WHITE.

NOW PLEASE TAKE OFF THE TOP, SIR.

NOW PLEASE TAKE OFF THE TOP, SIR.

I'M SORRY, MR. ALLISON. GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

I CAN DO THE MULTIPLYING COIN TRICK.

I CAN DO THE MULTIPLYING COIN TRICK.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

THANKS FOR THE RIDE.

PETE.

PETE.

PETE.

HOW YOU DOING?

HOW ARE YOU?

YOU LOOK GOOD.

WHERE'S BOBBI AT?

OK, OK.

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE IS SHE?

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

BOBBI, BABY.

BOBBI, BABY.

GOD, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

HI.

HI.

HI.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YOU WHO FOUND IT.

FOUND WHAT?

I THINK THAT ITWASFOR YOU.

WHAT WAS?

WELL, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND BETTER

ONCE YOU SEE IT...

AND YOU FEEL IT.

HEY, HEY. WHAT...

WHAT ARE YOU ON?

WHAT ARE YOU ON?

EUPHORIA.

EUPHORIA.

A MIRACLE.

A MIRACLE.

AT FIRST, I THOUGHT IT WAS A CAR,

LIKE THE TIME WE FOUND THAT HUDSON HORNET.

I COULD HAVE WALKED PAST THIS THING

40 TIMES A DAY AND NEVER STUMBLED OVER IT.

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

JUST SLOW DOWN A LITTLE.

UH, OK. I'M RAMBLING. I KNOW.

I HAVEN'T SLEPT,

AND I GUESS I NEED FOOD, TOO,

BUT IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL DIFFERENT.

I GOT ALL THIS ENERGY.

I'VE GOT IDEAS AND...

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS THING IN THE GROUND

IS MAKING YOU FEEL THIS WAY?

IT'S AFFECTED PETE, TOO. HIS EYE'S BETTER.

THE CATARACT IS-- IS DISAPPEARING.

PLEASE, HONEY.

HUH?

TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

UH...WELL, NO, I'LL JUST SHOW YOU.

UH...WELL, NO, I'LL JUST SHOW YOU.

JUST WAIT TILL YOU SEE IT, GARD.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT.

YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE IT.

COME ON.

WHOA.

YOU OK?

HERE IT IS.

WHOA.

IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

IT'S THE MOST INCREDIBLE THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

IT'S REALLY SOMETHING, ISN'T IT?

WOW.

WOW.

WHAT THE HELL IS IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

OH, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

OH, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING ELSE.

WATCH THIS.

WATCH THIS.

TOUCH IT.

TOUCH IT.

WHAT?

TOUCH IT.

COME ON, IT'S NOT GOING TO BITE YOU.

COME ON, IT'S NOT GOING TO BITE YOU.

BOBBI.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AAH!

GARD.

GARD.

GARD.

LET GO!

LET GO!

OH, GOD.

GARD.

GARD.

I'M BLEEDING.

IT'S STOPPED, I THINK, HUH?

OH, GOD. YOU SCARED ME TO DEATH.

I'M OK.

I'M OK.

WHAT HAPPENED? WHAT WAS IT?

I TOUCHED THAT THING,

AND IT FELT LIKE MY HEAD WAS GOING TO EXPLODE.

IT'S LIKE THE DTs.

I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THING COULD DO THIS TO YOU.

YEAH, WELL, MAYBE-- MAYBE IT DIDN'T.

YEAH, WELL, MAYBE-- MAYBE IT DIDN'T.

I HAVEN'T BEEN TOO GOOD THE PAST COUPLE DAYS.

NO, I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, I WAS AWAY OVER THERE,

AND I GOT THIS REALLY BAD FEELING

THAT YOU WERE IN TROUBLE.

IS THAT WHY YOU CAME BACK EARLY?

IS THAT WHY YOU CAME BACK EARLY?

MY HERO.

SOME HERO.

SOME HERO.

I FELL OFF THE WAGON, BOBBI.

WHAT?

YEAH, I WENT ON A BINGE.

I'M SORRY.

YOU'RE SORRY? JUST LIKE THAT?

AFTER EVERYTHING WE'VE BEEN THROUGH AND WORKED FOR?

YOU'RE SORRY?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.

I HAD THIS LITTLE SUCCESS THING.

YOU WEREN'T THERE TO SHARE IT,

AND I JUST DIDN'T HAVE THE...

COME ON, SAY SOMETHING.

YOU GO TO HELL.

YOU GO TO HELL.

HERE, TWEETY. HERE YOU ARE.

HERE, TWEETY. HERE YOU ARE.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OK IF I COME IN?

OK IF I COME IN?

DIDN'T GO SO GOOD AT SCHOOL TODAY, HUH?

THEY ALL LAUGHED.

SO?

THEY LAUGHED AT COLUMBUS, TOO.

WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK?

I DO.

I PRACTICED SO HARD.

I WANTED IT TO BE PERFECT.

OF COURSE YOU DO.

YOU JUST GOT CAT WHISKERS FOR NERVES,

BUT ALL ARTISTS AND SMART GUYS DO.

THE TRICK IS TO GET BACK UP ON THE HORSE

AND SHOW HIM WHO'S BOSS.

YOU MEAN LIKE... STARTING AGAIN?

YEAH.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE

BETWEEN WINNERS AND LOSERS....

BETWEEN WINNERS AND LOSERS....

TRYING AGAIN.

TRYING AGAIN.

COULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME FOR A MINUTE?

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

I COULDN'T HELP IT.

THAT'S A LIE.

I DIDN'T EVEN TRY.

I DIDN'T EVEN TRY.

I JUST DRANK.

I JUST DRANK.

I GOT ALL THIS APPLAUSE FOR THIS OLD,OLDPOEM.

LET'S BE REAL HERE.

I HAVEN'T WRITTEN ANYTHING WORTH CRAP IN YEARS.

YEARS.

YEARS.

I'M A FRAUD, BOBBI.

MAYBE I ALWAYS HAVE BEEN.

I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE YOUR FORGIVENESS,

BUT I AM SORRY.

BUT I AM SORRY.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE LOVE STILL MATTERS TO ME.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHOSE LOVE STILL MATTERS TO ME.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'D DO

IF YOU STOPPED LOVING ME, BOB.

[THUNDER]

DON'T YOU KNOW BY NOW

THAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU?

THAT I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU?

[THUNDER]

[THUNDER]

UH-HUH.

UH-HUH.

YEAH...

I GET IT.

HILLY.

HILLY.

HILLY, WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

SO I TAKE THOSE THINGS, AND THEY WORK?

SO I TAKE THOSE THINGS, AND THEY WORK?

TV: I'M CHAZ STEWART. WELCOME AGAIN TOHE-DEVILS,

WHERE OUR 3 LOVELY LADIES

WILL VIE FOR A NIGHT OF BREATHTAKING ROMANCE

WITH OUR ONE HUNK OF A STUD LARRY.

BECKA.

BECKA.

HERE, HERE.

HEY, LOOK.

NO. WATCH OUT.

YOU ALMOST MADE ME HIT MY CAR.

WHOOPS.

COME ON.

NO, I GOT TO GO.

BECKA IS EXPECTING ME BACK.

I GOT TO GO.

COME ON, IT'S OUR TIME TO HOWL.

AWOO!

I GOT TO GO.

I GOT TO GO.

GO ON, THEN. RUN HOME TO WIFEY.

GO ON, THEN. RUN HOME TO WIFEY.

GO ON!

GO ON!

HEY, NANCY.

GOTCHA!

THERE'S SOMETHING--

THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE WOODS.

MAYBE IT'S THE BIG BAD WOLF.

I'M NOT KIDDING. THERE'S SOMETHING.

IT'S JUST AN AMINAL, JOEY.

COME ON!

IT'S JUST AN AMINAL.

AMINAL.

AMINAL.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

[ENGINE FALTERS]

LET'S GO!

LET'S GO!

I'M READY TO GO HOME NOW, JOE.

I'M READY TO GO HOME NOW, JOE.

BECKA, HONEY, UH...

DO I HAVE ANY CLEAN SHIRTS THAT ARE IRONED?

WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME UP

WHEN YOU CAME HOME LAST NIGHT?

IT WAS VERY LATE AND--OH, HI.

IT WAS VERY LATE, AND YOU WERE SLEEPING,

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO WAKE YOU UP.

YOU SHOULD HAVE CALLED. I WAS WORRIED.

I'M IN THE WOODS.

HOW AM I GOING TO PHONE YOU?

I COOKED YOUR FAVORITE MEAL LAST NIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

AND I GOT THAT NIGHTGOWN

THAT YOU REALLY LIKE A LOT, AND I...

I'M SORRY.

WHERE ARE THE FISH?

WHAT FISH?

YOU KNOW, THE FISH.

I'M A LOUSY FISHERMAN.

DO I HAVE ANY IRONED SHIRTS?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THEM YESTERDAY.

I PUT THEM IN THE DRAWER.

THEY'RE NOT IN THE DRAWER, OK?

ALL I ASK IS ONE SHIRT THAT'S IRONED.

ALL I ASK IS ONE SHIRT THAT'S IRONED.

GRAMPS?

GRAMPS?

WHAT IS IT, KIDDO? WHAT'S WRONG?

I NEED YOUR HELP. I NEED SOME BATTERIES.

BATTERIES?

YEAH, AND OTHER STUFF. I'VE GOT A LIST.

WHAT'S THIS ALL ABOUT?

I'VE GOT A NEW TRICK

FOR MY BIRTHDAY PARTY ON SATURDAY.

A NEW ONE, HUH? IS IT A GOOD TRICK?

NOT GOOD. GREAT.

THE BEST TRICK ANYONE'S EVER SEEN.

IT'LL MAKE THEM GASP AND SCREAM AND YELL,

A TRICK THAT THEY'LL REMEMBER FOREVER.

HA HA HA!

HEY, PETEY.

OH, ABOUT TIME.

YOU BEEN UP LONG?

HOURS.

REALLY?

BREAKFAST'S ALMOST READY.

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

YOU NEED A SHAVE.

YEAH. WELL, I'D TRADE MY SOUL IN

FOR A LONG HOT SHOWER IN THE PROCESS.

YOU WOULD?

WELL... HAND IT OVER, THEN.

YOU DIDN'T CALL THE PLUMBER, DID YOU?

WE TALKED ABOUT THIS.

I DIDN'T CALL THE PLUMBER.

I DID IT MYSELF WHILE YOU WERE GONE.

HEY, PETE, MISS HOME IMPROVEMENT, HUH?

OH, YE OF LITTLE FAITH.

OH, YE OF LITTLE FAITH.

AAH!

AAH!

BOBBI!

BOBBI!

WHAT?

WHAT?

UHH.

UHH.

OH, MY GOD. HOW THE...

OH, MY GOD. HOW THE...

WHAT'S THE TRICK, BOBBI?

WHAT'S THE TRICK, BOBBI?

UH, IT-- THERE IS NO TRICK.

MM-HMM.

IT, UH, ALL JUST KIND OF CAME TO ME.

I HEARD A VOICE

TELLING ME I COULD DO SOMETHING

ABOUT THE HOT WATER HEATER.

THE NEXT THING I KNEW, IT WAS DONE.

WAIT. YOU--LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THING OUT THERE

IS TALKING TO YOU?

MM-HMM. YEAH.

AS I UNCOVER IT,

IT'S SENDING OUT SOME KIND OF TRANSMISSION.

THEY'VE TURNED YOU INTO EINSTEIN, HUH?

WELL, NO, NOT EINSTEIN EXACTLY,

'CAUSE EINSTEIN KNEW THINGS. I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.

I JUST--I MEAN, I HAVE NO IDEA

HOW I GOT THE HOT WATER HEATER TO WORK.

I JUST KNEW AS I WAS DOING IT

EVERYTHING SEEMED CLEAR AS A BELL.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT THING IS.

I JUST KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO DIG IT UP.

THERE'S SOMETHING MIRACULOUS ABOUT IT.

THERE'S SOMETHING MIRACULOUS ABOUT IT.

LET'S EXPERIENCE IT TOGETHER.

LET'S EXPERIENCE IT TOGETHER.

I REALLY OUGHT TO PATENT IT.

I REALLY OUGHT TO PATENT IT.

HEY, WHAT-- WHAT IS THIS?

MY INVENTION.

WHAT DOES IT DO?

IT SORTS THE FIRST-CLASS MAIL.

NO.

WATCH THIS.

COME ON. ARE YOU--

LOOK AT THIS LITTLE FLAG. I LOVE--

YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.

RFD1, DAIRY ROAD.

HOW DID YOU THINK OF THIS?

IT JUST CAME TO ME. SMART, HUH?

FOR A WOMAN, IT'S NOT BAD AT ALL.

YOU WEREN'T COMPLAINING LAST NIGHT.

WE WERE GOING AT EACH OTHER LIKE BUNNIES.

THE SKY LIT UP LIKE NEW YEAR'S EVE.

NO, I WASN'T COMPLAINING AT ALL.

JOE, WHAT WAS THAT THING?

OH, WHO THE HELL KNOWS? WE WERE BOTH CROCKED.

WE SURE WERE, WEREN'T WE?

WANT TO DO IT AGAIN?

DO I?

DO YOU?

YEAH. OH, BOY, HOWDY, DO I!

YEAH. OH, BOY, HOWDY, DO I!

OH!

OH!

MMWAAH!

GRRR--UHH!

GRRR--UHH!

HERE. THIS, TOO.

WHAT ARE YOU DIGGING UP ON THAT FARM OF YOURS?

JUST SOME STUMPS IN THE BACK

THAT NEED CLEARING.

IF YOU DIG UP ANY BURIED TREASURE,

SAVE SOME FOR ME.

I'D LIKE BEING A LADY OF LEISURE.

HEY, THERE, YOU TWO. TOP OF THE DAY.

HILLY NEEDS MORE BATTERIES.

BETTER TRY THE MALL UP AT AUGUSTA.

I'M CLEANED OUT. BEEN A RUN ON THEM.

SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS THEM.

SEEMS LIKE EVERYBODY WANTS THEM.

NOW, BEFORE WE HEAR FROM OUR HE-DEVIL,

WHO IS STANDING BY,

TELL OUR VIEWERS, EACH ONE OF YOU,

WHAT IT IS THAT YOU LIKE IN A MAN?

START HERE WITH WENDY.

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A MAN?

Wendy: WHEN THEY MADE CHAZ STEWART,

THEY BROKE THE MOLD.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

Chaz: I'M BUSY. WELL, ANYWAY...

HOW WOULD OUR HE-DEVIL ANSWER THIS QUESTION--

"SEX IS GOOD, BUT BLANK IS BETTER"?

"SEX IS GOOD, BUT BLANK IS BETTER"?

JOE?

FISHING. FISHING IS BETTER.

DO YOU STILL LOVE ME, JOE?

WHAT IS THIS? DO I STILL WHAT?

WHAT KIND OF A DIM BULB QUESTION IS THAT?

WHAT KIND OF A DIM BULB QUESTION IS THAT?

IT'S JUST LATELY YOU DON'T SEEM TO SHOW IT.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I REALLY DON'T.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I REALLY DON'T.

TELL ME THE TRUTH, JOE.

TELL ME THE TRUTH, JOE.

NO. YOU'RE CRAZY. YOU'RE CRA--

I'M SORRY, HON. NO, I'M NOT. JEEZ!

I'M SORRY, HON. NO, I'M NOT. JEEZ!

WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ME?

WHAT CHANGED YOU LIKE THIS?

NOTHING. I'M THE SAME AS I ALWAYS WAS.

WHERE'S MY KEYS?

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

HOW DARE YOU ASK ME THAT QUESTION.

I'M GOING OUT NOW

AND COMING BACK WHEN I WANT TO.

BUT, JOE--

GOT IT?

DO YOU GOT IT?

BUT, JOE!

BUT! BUT, BUT, BUT.

I NEVER WANT TO HEAR THAT WORD AGAIN.

"BUT" IS WHAT A GOAT HAS FOR BRAINS.

IT'S FOR SMALL-MINDED PEOPLE

IN THIS SMALL-MINDED TOWN.

BYE.

BYE.

AND "BUT" IS WHAT YOU SAY

WHEN YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID WIFE.

WHEN YOU WANT TO GET AWAY FROM YOUR STUPID WIFE.

Chaz: BOY, HE MUST THINK YOU WERE BORN YESTERDAY,

BORN YESTERDAY TO BELIEVE SUCH BULL.

LISTEN, BECKA.

JOE--HE'S BEEN CHEATING ON YOU.

IT MUST BE HEAT STROKE.

I BETTER CALL THE INFIRMARY.

Chaz: CALM DOWN, BECKA. CHILL OUT.

LET'S NOT HAVE A HEART ATTACK.

OK, CHAZ.

LISTEN, ONE THING YOU GOT TO GET STRAIGHT,

YOU ARE NOT GOING CRAZY.

TVs DON'T TALK.

IT APPEARS THAT THIS ONE DOES.

BESIDES, WE GOT A LOT TO TALK ABOUT,

ABOUT JOE, FOR ONE THING, AND HIS INFIDELITIES.

HE'S HAVING AN AFFAIR.

HE'S BEEN PUTTING IT TO THAT HUSSY

DOWN AT THE POST OFFICE EVERY LUNCH HOUR

AND AROUND QUITTING TIME, TOO.

WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?

Chaz: WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

LET'S ASK OUR CONTESTANTS. OK, LADIES...

I WANT YOU TO PUT YOURSELF IN BECKA'S SHOES.

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?

KILL HIM.

KILL HIM.

KILL HIM.

HA HA HA!

WELL, THERE YOU HAVE IT, BECKA.

IT'S UNANIMOUS.

KILL HIM.

KILL HIM.

UHH!

ISN'T THIS ASTOUNDING?

UHH!

I WONDER HOW BIG IT IS?

I WONDER WHAT IT IS?

I WONDER WHAT IT IS?

MAYBE IT'S AN ANCIENT TEMPLE

FROM ANOTHER CIVILIZATION.

OR A PIECE OF A MAYAN TREASURE--

HEY, MAYBE IT'S ATLANTIS.

IF PETE'S ANY INDICATION,

IT COULD BE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

IT COULD BE THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH.

DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD TELL SOMEBODY ABOUT THIS?

SOMEBODY?

WHO?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL...

MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST TELL...

MAYBE WE SHOULD TELL THE AUTHORITIES.

OH, NO...

NO.

ALL RIGHT. RUTH MERRILL, THEN.

WELL, WHY? 'CAUSE SHE'S MY FRIEND?

SHE'S A COP, GARD. SHE'D GO TO THE FEDS.

WOULD THAT BE SO BAD?

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT,

YOU THAT THINKS THAT OUR GOVERNMENT

WON'T BE COMPLETELY SATISFIED

UNTIL WE ALL GLOW IN THE DARK?

I FIND THIS AMAZING THING,

AND YOU WANT ME TO TURN IT OVER TOTHEM?

GARD, THEY WILL COME HERE

WITH TRUCKS FILLED WITH BARBED WIRE

AND MEN WITH GUNS.

THEY'LL GAG US, GARD,

AND YOU KNOW THAT THEY WOULD DO IT.

YOU REALLY DO HOLD FORT. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

YOU REALLY DO HOLD FORT. YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU?

I LEARNED FROM A MASTER.

I LEARNED FROM A MASTER.

OK.

OK.

OK.

OK. SO, UNTIL WE KNOW WHAT THIS IS,

WE JUST KEEP IT BETWEEN US, ALL RIGHT?

NOT A WORD TO ANYONE.

NOT A WORD TO ANYONE.

[DING]

[DING]

AFTERNOON, BOBBI. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

YEAH. I'VE GOT A PIECE OF REGISTERED MAIL.

YEAH. I'VE GOT A PIECE OF REGISTERED MAIL.

JOE, YOU GOT THAT PACKAGE FOR ANDERSON BACK THERE?

JOE, YOU GOT THAT PACKAGE FOR ANDERSON BACK THERE?

OH, GOD. HE'S SO HOT I CAN'T STAND IT.

EXCUSE ME?

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

[DOOR CLOSES]

HEY...

THERE YOU GO, BOBBI.

HI, JOE. THANKS.

OH, JEEZ. LOOK AT HIS HAIR.

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HORNY SINCE I WAS 16.

I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS HORNY SINCE I WAS 16.

THE LAST THING I NEED

IS HIS WIFE KNOWING WHAT WE'RE UP TO.

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE?

GIVE MY REGARDS TO BECKA.

GIVE MY REGARDS TO BECKA.

I'M TELLING YOU. I COULD READ THEIR MINDS.

SENSE THEY WERE HAVING AN AFFAIR, MAYBE,

BUT COME ON, READ THEIR MINDS?

YEAH.

WELL, YOU'RE VERY INTUITIVE,

ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'LL SAY NEXT.

WELL, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M TIRED,

AND I THINK WE SHOULD GO TO BED.

UH, NO. I'M NOT REALLY TIRED.

I JUST WANT TO WRITE A LITTLE BIT.

I JUST WANT TO WRITE A LITTLE BIT.

I HOPE YOU HAVE BETTER LUCK THAN I DO.

DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.

DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.

WHAT YOU DOING, HILL?

OUT. I'VE GOT TO GET READY FOR THE SHOW.

BUT, HILLY...

THE MEDICI PRINCES USED TO HAVE PEOPLE EXECUTED

IF THEY WERE CAUGHT LOOKING AT TRICKS AHEAD OF TIME. OUT.

IF THEY WERE CAUGHT LOOKING AT TRICKS AHEAD OF TIME. OUT.

YAY!

YAY!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

MY NAMESAKE HAS A SURPRISE FOR ALL OF YOU,

A MAGICAL TREAT OF HIS OWN--

I REPEAT-- OF HIS OWN DEVISING.

I GIVE YOU...

HILLMAN THE MAGNIFICENT.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, FOR MY FIRST TRICK,

I WANT YOU TO WATCH CLOSELY

AS THE MYSTERIES OF THE ORIENT TAKE HOLD.

AS THE MYSTERIES OF THE ORIENT TAKE HOLD.

[CAMERA CLICKS]

[CAMERA CLICKS]

PRESTO CHANGO... THE DISAPPEARING TOMATO.

[AIR GUSHES]

TA-DA!

YAY! YAY!

YAY! YAY!

PRESTO CHANGO...

RETURN!

[AIR GUSHES]

HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

HOW DOES HE DO THAT?

THAT'S MY RADIO.

NOW, FOR THE DISAPPEARING RADIO.

NOW, FOR THE DISAPPEARING RADIO.

PRESTO.

[AIR GUSHES]

COOL!

OH!

OH!

PRESTO CHANGO...

RETURN.

[AIR GUSHES]

[AIR GUSHES]

IT'S TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE--

THE DISAPPEARING...HUMAN.

NOW, I NEED AN ASSISTANT.

BARNEY APPLEGATE?

NO WAY, MAN. FORGET IT.

NO WAY, MAN. FORGET IT.

COME HERE, DAVEY.

I DON'T WANT TO.

DO WHAT I SAY.

IT'S OK, DAVID. GO AHEAD.

IT'S OK, DAVID. GO AHEAD.

WAY TO GO, DAVEY.

AW.

BYE.

BUT, HILLY, I'M SCARED.

I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING.

ALL YOUR G.I. JOES?

EVERY ONE. JUST GET UP HERE NOW.

EVERY ONE. JUST GET UP HERE NOW.

HILLY.

OFF YOU GO, KNOW THAT YOU CAN,

'CAUSE I LEARNED THIS TRICK

FROM THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN.

FROM THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN.

PRESTO...

MAJESTO...

DISAPPEAR.

OH!

THAT WAS REAL GOOD.

TA-DA!

TA-DA!

NOW, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.

ENOUGH. GET YOUR BROTHER

AND COME ON IN AND OPEN THE PRESENTS.

HE'S NOT UNDER THERE, DAMN IT.

HILLY, DON'T SWEAR.

GET DAVEY. COME IN. OPEN YOUR PRESENTS.

PRESTO CHANGO RETURN.

PRESTO CHANGO RETURN.

PRESTO CHANGO RETURN.

PRESTO CHANGO RETURN!

PRESTO CHANGO RETURN!

PLEASE, GOD...

I'M SORRY. HE CAN HAVE ALL MY G.I. JOES,

ANYTHING. I SWEAR IT.

JUST LET HIM COME BACK.

WHAT'S WRONG, SON?

I'LL DO ANYTHING, JUST BRING HIM BACK NOW.

WHAT DOES HE MEAN?

WHO IS HE TALKING TO?

I DON'T KNOW.

HILLY, STOP FOOLING AROUND

AND GET DAVEY BACK NOW.

I'M TRYING, BUT I CAN'T.

OK. WHERE IS HE?

WHERE DID HE GO?

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THINGS GO

WHEN THEY STOP BEING HERE.

WHEN THEY STOP BEING HERE.

COME BACK, DAVEY. COME BACK.

COME BACK, DAVEY. COME BACK.

I'M SURE THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION, EV.

I'M SURE THERE'S A LOGICAL EXPLANATION, EV.

HE'S PROBABLY ASLEEP SOMEWHERE IN THE GRASS.

WITHOUT ANY OF US SEEING IT?

HE WOULD NEVER HAVE GONE OFF BY HIMSELF.

YOU KNOW LITTLE BOYS, OK?

I MEAN, HE'S BEEN GONE AN HOUR.

HE'LL TURN UP.

YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HIM BEFORE DARK. YOU'VE GOT TO.

YOU'VE GOT TO FIND HIM BEFORE DARK. YOU'VE GOT TO.

HILLY...

HOW DID YOU THINK UP THIS TRICK?

THE VOICES TOLD ME WHAT TO DO

AND HOW TO DO IT.

WHAT VOICES?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW.

TAKE IT EASY, SON.

THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.

I WISH YOU'D NEVER GIVEN ME THAT STUPID MAGIC SET.

HILLY, YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

YES, I DO.

I HATE MAGIC, AND I HATE HIM.

I HATE MAGIC, AND I HATE HIM.

ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

WE'RE GOING TO SEARCH THIS TOWN FROM TOP TO BOTTOM.

FIRST, I WANT YOU TO DIVIDE INTO GROUPS.

ONE GROUP GO UP AND DOWN MAIN STREET.

CHECK EVERY BUILDING, STORE, AND HOUSE.

DON'T FORGET TO KNOCK ON EVERY DOOR.

EV, GARD, BOBBI, COME WITH BUTCH AND ME.

WE'LL SEARCH BURNING WOODS.

WE'VE GOT A LITTLE BOY LOST.

I WANT TO FIND HIM BEFORE NIGHTFALL.

I WANT TO FIND HIM BEFORE NIGHTFALL.

WHAT ARE YOU ALL GAWKING AT?

COME ON. LET'S GO FIND HIM.

I'M SURE WE'LL FIND HIM.

ARE YOU?

HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S LOST?

I GUESS I KNOW HOW YOU MUST FEEL, BUT--

NO. NO.

NO. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.

NO. YOU DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL.

Man: HEAR ME, DAVEY?

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

DAVEY BROWN!

DAVEY BROWN!

DAVEY BROWN!

AAH!

AAH!

OH, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU, PETEY.

IT'S JUST ME. IT'S JUST ME.

PETER, NO! DOWN!

PETER, NO! DOWN!

RUTH, I'M SORRY.

WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH HIM?

HE'S BEEN ACTING REALLY WEIRD LATELY.

HE'S ACTING LIKE A REGULAR CUJO.

HE'S ACTING LIKE A REGULAR CUJO.

WHAT DO YOU HEAR?

I HEARD SOMETHING OVER THERE.

ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT.

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

DAVEY!

MISSING CHILD HOTLINE.

NO, FATHER. NO SIGN OF THE POOR LITTLE LAMB.

NO, FATHER. NO SIGN OF THE POOR LITTLE LAMB.

HE'S--HE'S ABDUCTED, RIGHT?

I'M AFRAID SO.

THERE'S NO RATIONAL EXPLANATION.

HE COULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN PAST THE SEARCH AREA

WITHOUT BEING TAKEN BY SOMEBODY.

WE'VE GOT AN APB OUT. SOMEBODY WILL SPOT HIM.

YOUR MEN WILL KEEP LOOKING, WON'T THEY?

SURE, EV.

WE'LL START AGAIN AT FIRST LIGHT.

YOU'RE GOING TO LEAVE HIM OUT THERE ALL NIGHT?

WHAT'S THIS FIRST LIGHT?

BRYANT, WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

LET THEM DO THEIR JOB.

WE'LL FIND HIM, MARIE.

EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE.

I KNOW WE WILL.

I KNOW WE WILL.

BECKA, YOU LOOK EXHAUSTED.

WHY DON'T YOU GO ON HOME AND TAKE CARE OF JOE?

WHAT?

JOE LEFT EARLY, SAID HE'S GOT THE FLU.

I'LL MAN THE PHONES.

I'LL GO SEE HOW HE IS.

I'LL BE BACK FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

OK.

THANKS, BECKA.

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

[RING]

[RING]

MISSING CHILD HOTLINE.

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING]

I TELL YOU, THAT KID DAVEY COULD BE THE BEST THING

THAT EVER HAPPENED TO US.

WITH ANY LUCK, HE'LL BE MISSING FOR A WEEK.

WITH ANY LUCK, HE'LL BE MISSING FOR A WEEK.

WE COULD BE.

WHAT ABOUT BECKA?

NO, NO. FORGET IT.

BECKA'S GOING TO BE MANNING THOSE PHONES DAY AND NIGHT

UNTIL THEY FIND HIM.

MMM.

OH.

DAY AND NIGHT.

NIGHT AND DAY.

NIGHT AND DAY.

JOE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? JOE?

JOE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? JOE?

FINAL PASSION.

FINAL PASSION.

Chaz: AH, VERY GOOD, BECKA. NOW, EASY DOES IT.

THERE. THAT'S RIGHT.

NOW, SOLDER THAT RED WIRE.

NO, NO. NOT THERE.

YEAH. THERE.

I'M JUST NO GOOD AT THIS.

I'M TOO CLUMSY.

NOT TOO MUCH SOLDER. JUST A LITTLE DAB.

WHAT IF THERE'S ANOTHER EXPLANATION

FOR THE LIPSTICK?

WHAT IF HE GOT IT THROWING THAT HUSSY DOWN

IN A GIANT PILE OF CIRCULARS? WHAT THEN?

I'D HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.

YEAH, AND YOU ARE.

YOU ARE.

YOU ARE.

[TV PLAYS]

[TV PLAYS]

ANY LUCK FINDING THE BOY?

UH, NO.

WE LOOKED HIGH AND LOW,

BUT THERE WAS JUST NO SIGN OF THAT KID.

THOU SHALT NOT SUFFER A LIAR.

HUH?

HUH?

I SAID, "THAT'S TOO BAD."

Chaz: SORRY, CHUM.

THE GALS DIDN'T PICK YOU AS THEIR PERFECT DATE.

WOULD YOU TURN THIS JUNK OFF?

I MEAN, I HATE THIS SHOW.

TURN IT OFF YOURSELF.

WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME?

I SAID YOU CAN DAMN WELL TURN IT OFF YOURSELF!

WHAT IS WITH YOU, TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT?

WHAT IS WITH YOU, TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT?

Chaz: THAT'S IT. GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD DATING.

GOOD DATING.

UHH!

UHH!

Joe: OH!

Joe: OH!

JOE.

JOE.

[TYPING]

[TYPING]

PETEY?

PETEY?

PETER?

PETER?

BOBBI?

HUH?

HUH?

[MUMBLING]

[MUMBLING]

[TYPING STOPS]

[TYPING STOPS]

"THE BUFFALO SOLDIERS--

A NEW NOVEL BY ROBERTA ANDERSON."

A NEW NOVEL BY ROBERTA ANDERSON."

"FOR GARD, MY PARTNER IN THE QUEST."

"FOR GARD, MY PARTNER IN THE QUEST."

[TYPING]

[TYPING]

[BZZZT]

PLEASE COME BACK.

IF YOU JUST COME BACK, I'LL GIVE YOU ALL MY G.I. JOES.

SNAKE-EYES...

CRYSTAL BALL...

MOBAT... EVEN THE TERRORDOME.

Davey: HILLY, HELP ME.

DAVEY?

IT'S COLD AND DARK,

AND I WANT TO COME HOME, HILLY.

WHERE ARE YOU, DAVEY? WHERE ARE YOU?

I'M WITH THE TOMMYKNOCKERS.

HELP ME.

HOW? I DON'T KNOW HOW.

PLEASE, DAVEY.

PLEASE, DAVEY.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO?

WHERE--WHERE IS DAVEY?

WHERE--WHERE IS DAVEY?

I DON'T KNOW.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE THINGS GO

WHEN THEY STOP BEING HERE.

I NEVER DISAPPEARED ANYTHING THAT WAS ALIVE BEFORE.

I NEVER DISAPPEARED ANYTHING THAT WAS ALIVE BEFORE.

HILLY.

HILLY?

HILLY?

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

HELP ME, SOMEONE!

HE'S DELIRIOUS. HE'S TALKING TO DAVEY.

HE SAYS THE TOMMYKNOCKERS GOT HIM.

I'M TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL.

YOU TWO STAY HERE.

I'LL TAKE HILLY TO THE HOSPITAL.

I'LL CALL WHEN I'VE SPOKEN WITH DOCTORS.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE OK. I'LL GET THE DOOR.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE OK, HILLY.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

DADDY.

YOU'LL BE OK, HONEY.

YOU'LL BE OK.

YOU'LL BE OK.

WELL?

WELL?

BEST THING YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.

BEST THING YOU'VE EVER WRITTEN.

THANKS. I THINK IT IS, TOO.

YEAH, IT IS.

YEAH, IT IS.

SO WHEN WAS THIS, UH...

DONE?

LAST NIGHT...

IN MY SLEEP.

IN MY SLEEP.

IMPOSSIBLE.

WELL, NOT WITH MY WORD ACCORDION.

WELL, NOT WITH MY WORD ACCORDION.

TELEPATHIC TYPEWRITER, HUH?

TELEPATHIC TYPEWRITER, HUH?

GOD, BOBBI...

GOD, BOBBI...

WHAT'S IT LIKE, THIS, UH...FEELING?

WHAT'S IT LIKE, THIS, UH...FEELING?

IT'S A HIGH.

IT'S AN INCREDIBLE HIGH.

IT'S AN INCREDIBLE HIGH.

HMM.

WHAT ABOUT YOU? YOU DON'T FEEL ANYTHING?

NOT A JOT, NOT AN OUNCE OF POETIC INSPIRATION.

NOTHING.

NOTHING.

YOU WILL.

IT JUST DOESN'T HAPPEN ALL AT ONCE.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

I SUPPOSE YOU'RE RIGHT.

HEY, UH...

MAYBE IT'S THE OLD PLATE IN MY HEAD, HUH?

MAYBE IT'S THE OLD PLATE IN MY HEAD, HUH?

LET'S TAKE THE DAY OFF.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO GO OUT AND DIG TODAY.

YEAH. WELL, I-- WE'RE WORKING TOO HARD.

DID YOU KNOW THAT IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY?

YOU WANT TO GO INTO TOWN AND WAVE FLAGS?

YEAH. MAYBE.

UM, BUT I JUST KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO BE THERE.

UM, BUT I JUST KNOW THAT WE HAVE TO BE THERE.

I WANT TO WELCOME ALL OF YOU

TO OUR FOURTH OF JULY CELEBRATION.

AS YOU KNOW, OUR COMMUNITY HAS SUFFERED GREATLY

DURING THESE PAST FEW DAYS.

WE'VE LOST OUR BELOVED POSTMAN JOE PAULSON.

WE'VE LOST OUR BELOVED POSTMAN JOE PAULSON.

PRAY FOR A SPEEDY RECOVERY FOR HIS WIFE BECKY.

OUR HEARTS AND OUR PRAYERS

GO OUT TO THE BROWN FAMILY IN THEIR HOUR OF NEED

AS WE CONTINUE OUR SEARCH FOR THEIR SON DAVEY,

AND YET, IN THE FACE OF ALL THESE TRAGEDIES,

OUR COMMUNITY HAS REALLY JOINED TOGETHER.

I'M VERY PROUD OF YOU.

WOULD YOU PLEASE RISE NOW

AND JOIN ME IN SINGING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM?

O, SAY CAN YOU SEE

BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT

WHAT SO PROUDLY WE HAILED

AT THE TWILIGHT'S LAST GLEAMING?

WHOSE BROAD STRIPES AND BRIGHT STARS

THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT

THROUGH THE PERILOUS FIGHT

ISN'T THAT SOMETHING?

BOBBI?

BOBBI?

LATE LAST NIGHT

?? AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ??

TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS

?? KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ??

?? KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ??

I WANT TO GO OUT.

I--I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN.

IT'S ALL RIGHT. I'M HERE.

GRAMPS IS HERE.

'CAUSE I-- I LEARNED THIS TRICK

FROM--FROM THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN.

FROM--FROM THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN.

TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS

?? KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ??

?? KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR ??

TOMMYKNOCKERS.

TOMMYKNOCKERS.

TOMMYKNOCKERS

TOMMYKNOCKERS

TOMMYKNOCKERS.

TOMMYKNOCKERS.

KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR

KNOCKIN' AT THE DOOR

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TRIMARK HOME VIDEO

Children: ???? LATE LAST NIGHT ????

???? AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ?? ??

???? TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS ????

???? KNOCKING AT MY DOOR ??? ?

???? I WANT TO GO OUT, DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ????

???? 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ????

BOBBI!

???? LATE LAST NIGHT AND THE NIGHT BEFORE ????

???? TOMMYKNOCKERS, TOMMYKNOCKERS ????

???? KNOCKING AT THE DOOR ?? ??

???? I WANT TO GO OUT, DON'T KNOW IF I CAN ????

???? 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ????

???? 'CAUSE I'M SO AFRAID OF THE TOMMYKNOCKER MAN ????

IT WAS SPOOKY--

ALL THOSE GREEN FIREWORKS.

AND ALL THOSE PEOPLE STANDING THERE GAPING

LIKE ZOMBIES WAITING FOR ELVIS' RETURN.

[LAUGHS]

DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND?

DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS YOU SOUND?

AND YOU?

AND YOU?

WHAT?

LOOK AT YOURSELF.

YOU DON'T LOOK GOOD.

THANK YOU.

I'M SORRY.

I'M WORRIED ABOUT YOU, OK?

WELL, DON'T,

'CAUSE I FEEL WONDERFUL.

JUST DO ME A FAVOR AND PROMISE ME

THAT YOU WON'T GO OUT THERE DIGGING TODAY.

IT'S REALLY HOT.

AH, I'M FINE.

I, UH...

GUESS...

I'M FINE.

I'M FINE.

IT'S GOING TO TOAST THE BREAD,

SLICE THE LETTUCE AND TOMATOES.

THEN IT'S GOING TO FLIP THE BACON,

THEN TAKE THE MAYO AND SMEAR IT ON THE TOAST.

IT'LL CUT IT INTO LITTLE ITTY BITTY QUARTERS.

IT'LL EVEN PUT A PICKLE ON TOP.

IT'S THE ULTIMATE BLT SANDWICH MAKER,

AND I GOT THESE OTHER IDEAS--

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

HOW CAN YOU THINK ABOUT GADGETS AT A TIME LIKE THIS?

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE FINE.

DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE.

AW, COME ON, MARIE.

AW, COME ON, MARIE.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO INTRUDE.

THAT'S OK, RUTH.

HER NERVES ARE SHOT RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, WELL, THAT'S NOT SURPRISING

CONSIDERING WHAT YOU'VE BOTH BEEN THROUGH.

I JUST CAME BY TO REASSURE YOU

THAT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T STOPPED LOOKING FOR DAVEY.

THAT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVEN'T STOPPED LOOKING FOR DAVEY.

BRYANT.

I PROMISE YOU I'LL FIND YOUR BOY.

I PROMISE.

PROMISE ANYTHING YOU WANT, YOU STUPID BITCH,

BUT YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FIND HIM.

WHAT DID YOU SAY?

WE REALLY APPRECIATE YOU COMING IN HERE.

IT REALLY MEANS A LOT TO US.

SURE. YEAH, SURE.

SURE. YEAH, SURE.

THERE, IN THE FRONTAL CORTEX.

DO YOU SEE IT?

IT'S HUGE. MUST BE A MISTAKE.

THAT'S WHY I TOOK ANOTHER SET.

THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. A BRAIN TUMOR THAT BIG,

THE KID SHOULD BE HISTORY.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY GRANDSON?

SIR, YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

MR. HILLMAN, WE'RE DOING ALL WE CAN.

TELL ME THE TRUTH. IS HE GOING TO DIE?

TELL ME THE TRUTH. IS HE GOING TO DIE?

MABEL, HI.

YOU THINK YOU CAN GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS?

HUH. LIST THIS LONG WILL TAKE A WHILE.

I GOT A COUPLE OF ERRANDS TO RUN, SO I...

WHAT IS THIS YOU'RE WORKING ON HERE?

JUST AN IDEA I CAME UP WITH.

YOU KNOW HOW FOLKS HATE TO POLISH SILVER.

SOONER EAT OFF STAINED STUFF.

WELL, THIS IS GOING TO SET 'EM FREE,

AND IT'S GOING TO MAKE ME RICH--

FILTHY RICH.

FILTHY RICH.

[TURNS ON MACHINE]

[TURNS ON MACHINE]

HERE YOU GO. JUST SIGN HERE FOR ME.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

BETTER SEND IT 2-DAY SPECIAL.

YOU'LL MISS THEIR ANNIVERSARY.

THAT'LL BE 2.90.

THAT'LL BE 2.90.

THANK YOU.

ELT, YOUR CHANGE.

THANKS, NANCY.

THERE YOU GO.

THAT'LL BE 5.80 FOR THE WILDLIFE STAMPS.

HERE YOU GO.

HERE YOU GO.

HEY, THERE, BARNEY.

HI, MR. GARDENER.

HI, MR. GARDENER.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE WEARING CONTACTS?

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE WEARING CONTACTS?

I DON'T GET IT.

WHAT WAS IT YOU WANTED?

WELL, AREN'T YOU GOING TO READ MY MIND

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, NANCY?

LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE, NANCY?

I'M NOT GETTING IT...

NOT AT ALL.

NOT AT ALL.

RIGHT. WE HAVEN'T RECEIVED MAIL

IN ABOUT A WEEK.

THINGS HAVE BEEN REAL BACKED UP SINCE JOE DIED.

FILL OUT THIS COMPLAINT FORM.

OH.

OH.

WAS THERE SOMETHING ELSE?

IF NOT, I'M AWFULLY BUSY.

IF NOT, I'M AWFULLY BUSY.

OH, BUTCH. ALL THOSE SODAS.

DON'T YOU KNOW ALL THAT SUGAR'S

GOING TO KILL YOU SOMEDAY?

EVERYDAY THEY SAY SOMETHING THAT WAS BAD FOR YOU

IS NOW GOOD FOR YOU.

I FIGURE IF I BIDE MY TIME, THESE WILL BE, TOO.

YOU DON'T THINK WE'LL FIND DAVEY, DO YOU?

IF HE WAS OUT THERE, WE'D HAVE FOUND HIM BY NOW.

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW

HE COULD'VE VANISHED INTO THIN AIR.

IS THAT BAD?

IT'S JUST ALL THESE ALL-NIGHTERS OUT SEARCHING.

I GUESS I'M OUT OF PRACTICE.

YEAH.

YEAH.

LISTEN, RUTHIE, THIS IS PROBABLY

NOT THE RIGHT TIME OR PLACE FOR THIS,

BUT IF I DON'T SAY THIS, I'M GOING TO BUST.

THERE AIN'T A MAN ALIVE THAT CAN HOLD A CANDLE

TO RALPH MERRILL.

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND, MY--MY PARTNER...

AND A DAMN GOOD COP.

BUT HE'S GONE, RUTHIE...

5 YEARS, NOW.

5 YEARS, NOW.

AND I LOVE YOU FOR ALL I'M WORTH.

IF THERE'S ANY CHANCE AT ALL THAT YOU

COULD COME TO CARE FOR ME...

COULD COME TO CARE FOR ME...

NO. DON'T SAY ANYTHING.

I...

MADE A BIG ENOUGH FOOL OF MYSELF ALREADY.

MADE A BIG ENOUGH FOOL OF MYSELF ALREADY.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

I DIDN'T?

YOU NEVER COULD.

YOU NEVER COULD.

YOU MEAN...YOU...

YEAH, BUTCH.

YEAH. YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH.

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

[ARF]

[ARF]

[ARF]

[VOICES MURMUR]

[VOICES MURMUR]

NO. NO, I CA--

[MURMURING]

I--I CAN'T DO THAT.

I--I CAN'T DO THAT.

[BARKING]

[BARKING]

[PETEY WHIMPERS]

[PETEY WHIMPERS]

[WHISTLES]

PETEY, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?

PETEY, WHERE ARE YOU, BOY?

WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?

WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?

PETEY!

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLES]

HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

HEY, I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.

COME ON, PETE.

[WHISTLES]

[WHISTLES]

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

HE'S DEAD.

HE'S DEAD.

OH, GOD.

[SOBBING]

[SOBBING]

OH...

OH...

HE WAS JUST LAYING ON THE PORCH,

AND HE JUST WASN'T MOVING.

AND HE JUST WASN'T MOVING.

POOR GUY, HUH?

JUST--HE SEEMED SO MUCH BETTER.

JUST--HE SEEMED SO MUCH BETTER.

WHERE IS HE?

WELL, I B-BURIED HIM OUT BACK.

WELL, I B-BURIED HIM OUT BACK.

BURIED HIM?

BURIED HIM?

ALREADY? BOBBI--

ALREADY? BOBBI--

OH...HOLD ME.

JUST HOLD ME.

OK. OK.

OK. OK.

OK.

OK.

BOBBI...

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

BOBBI!

BOBBI!

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

YEAH, HELLO.

OPERATOR, I NEED A RESCUE UNIT RIGHT AWAY.

WHAT?

NO.

DON'T CALL ANYBODY.

BOBBI, COME ON. YOU NEED HELP.

I DON'T NEED ANY HELP. I JUST NEED YOU.

LOOK AT YOU. YOU'RE SICK.

PROMISE ME THAT YOU WON'T CALL ANYBODY.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. I PROMISE.

LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NOT BETTER BY TOMORROW,

I MEAN, A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER,

I'M CALLING DR. WARWICK, OK? BOBBI?

R-REMEMBER THAT IT'S OUR SECRET.

R-REMEMBER THAT IT'S OUR SECRET.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

GO TO SLEEP NOW, OK?

GO TO SLEEP NOW, OK?

[WHIR CLICK CLICK]

[WHIR CLICK CLICK]

NO, NO, NO!

NO! NO!

NO! NO!

YOU FEELING OK, BUTCH?

THAT'S FUNNY.

I THOUGHT I WAS COMING DOWN WITH SOMETHING,

BUT BY THE TIME I GOT BACK TO DERRY, I FELT FINE.

WHY DO YOU ASK?

I DON'T KNOW. I'M A LITTLE UNDER THE WEATHER.

ANY NEWS?

NOTHING.

I--I--

I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL LIKE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING.

WE COULD TRY SCOPING THE WOODS AGAIN.

BUTCH, I'M LOSING YOU.

[STATIC]

THE LINES ARE GOING TO HELL.

BUTCH, I CAN'T HEAR YOU.

DAMN THESE OLD LINES.

DAMN THESE OLD LINES.

SCOPING THE WOODS.

SCOPING THE WOODS.

YEAH. THE WOODS.

YEAH. THE WOODS.

BOBBI?

WHAT?

WHAT?

YOU OK?

YEAH. I JUST NEEDED A GOOD NIGHT'S SLEEP.

I FEEL GREAT NOW.

I'M READY TO DIG.

ARE YOU?

ARE YOU?

I THINK YOU SHOULD REALLY TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOURSELF.

WHY?

YOU'RE OBSESSED. YOU CAN'T STOP.

WHAT? I CAN'T STOP?

WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING?

OH!

I CAN STOP--

WHEN I WANT.

DON'T GIVE ME THAT CRAP, BOBBI.

I'M AN EXPERT ON THIS KIND OF STUFF.

NO, DON'T EVER COMPARE THIS

WITH YOUR ALCOHOLISM.

AND WHAT MAKES YOUR THIRST SO DIFFERENT, HUH?

JUST BECAUSE IT COMES OUT OF A THING IN THE GROUND

INSTEAD OF A BOTTLE?

YOU'RE HOOKED! YOU CAN'T WAIT TO GET BACK.

I'M OUT OF HERE.

WE'RE GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS!

DAMN IT, THAT HURTS!

IT'S NOT JUST YOU AND YOUR LITTLE WORD ACCORDION,

THE HOT WATER HEATERS ANYMORE.

THIS THING IS AFFECTING THE TOWN!

MABEL NOYES IS INVENTING A SILVER-POLISHING DEVICE.

SHE--

SHE--

THAT'S GREAT.

YEAH. WELL, OUR POSTMISTRESS

IS READING PEOPLES' MINDS...

AND YOU CAN, TOO, CAN'T YOU?

AND YOU CAN, TOO, CAN'T YOU?

GO ON AND READ MINE.

GO ON AND READ MINE.

UH...

I--I CAN'T READ YOURS.

UH, I--I'VE TRIED, BUT...

I THINK THAT PLATE IN YOUR HEAD

HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT.

THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON, AND YOU KNOW IT.

YEAH, AND THAT SOMETHING IS BEAUTIFUL.

NO MATTER HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU THINK IT IS,

THAT THING IS DOING SOMETHING TERRIBLE

TO YOUR BODY AND YOUR MIND.

SO, OK, I'LL--I'LL TAKE IT EASIER.

I PROMISE.

I PROMISE.

BUT I... NEED YOU TO...

KEEP DIGGING WITH ME.

HEY...

YOU'RE MY ANCHOR,

AND YOU'RE CHANGING, AND THAT'S SCARING ME.

AND YOU'RE CHANGING, AND THAT'S SCARING ME.

JUST...TRUST ME.

JUST...TRUST ME.

PLEASE?

PLEASE?

YEAH, OK, BOBBI.

YEAH, OK, BOBBI.

OK.

OK.

RUTH.

HI, BOBBI.

HI, BOBBI.

WHAT IS THIS?

IT'S BEAUTIFUL, ISN'T IT?

YOU UNEARTHED THIS... ALL BY YOURSELF?

GARD HELPED.

YOU COULD, TOO.

[GIGGLING]

[GIGGLING]

OH!

YOU--

YOU JUST HAVE NO IDEA.

IT'S JUST GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING!

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

BOBBI, WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU?

HA HA HA HA HA.

IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO YOU, TOO, RUTH.

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE IDEAS,

THE MOST EXTRAORDINARY IDEAS,

AND POWERS BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION.

AND POWERS BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION.

YOU'LL BECOME.

YOU'LL BECOME.

BECOME WHAT?

WHATEVER THIS THING IS MAKING YOU?

WHATEVER THE HELL IT'S DOING TO YOU?

IT'S NOT GOOD, BOBBI.

DON'T INTERFERE, RUTH.

JUST...GO HOME AND DREAM

THIS DREAM

OF BECOMING LIKE THE REST OF US.

OF BECOMING LIKE THE REST OF US.

I WANT YOU TO COME WITH ME.

LET'S GO GET SOME HELP, BOBBI.

I DON'T...NEED ANY HELP, RUTH.

I DON'T... I DON'T NEED ANY HELP!

I THINK YOU DO.

I THINK YOU DO.

DON'T MAKE THEM HURT YOU, RUTH.

DON'T MAKE THEM HURT YOU, RUTH.

BUTCH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE--

BUTCH, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE--

LIEVE THIS.

LIEVE THIS.

TOO LATE, RUTH.

TOO LATE, RUTH.

TOO LATE!

TOO LATE, RUTH.

???? TOO LATE, RUTH ????

TOO LATE, RUTH.

TOO LATE, RUTH.

TOO LATE, RUTH.

HA HA HA HA!

AH HEE HEE HEE HEE!

AH HAH HAH HAH HAH!

TOO LATE!

MUCH TOO LATE!

YAH!

NO!

TOO LATE!

TOO LATE, RUTH!

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

HAH HAH HAH HAH!

TOO LATE!

TOO LATE!

HA HA HA! HEE HEE.

TOO LATE! TOO LATE, RUTH!

TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

MUCH TOO LATE! TOO LATE!

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[MANIACAL LAUGHTER]

[SIRENS]

[SIRENS]

RUTHIE?

RUTHIE?

YOU IN THERE?

YOU IN THERE?

RUTHIE, WHERE ARE YOU?

RUTHIE, WHERE ARE YOU?

THEY'RE GONE.

RUTHIE'S COLLECTION.

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU GAWKING AT?

LET'S GO FIND HER.

LET'S GO FIND HER.

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

[DOOR OPENS AND CLOSES]

IS THERE NEWS ABOUT DAVEY?

NO, MA'AM. I'M SORRY.

LISTEN, HAS EITHER ONE OF YOU SEEN

RUTH MERRILL TODAY?

NO.

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SPOKE TO HER?

UH...

YESTER--NO.

IT WAS THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY.

SHE CAME IN TO TELL US

THAT SHE HADN'T GIVEN UP HOPE ON DAVEY.

SHE'S A DAMN NICE LADY.

WE'RE REAL LUCKY TO HAVE HER AS OUR SHERIFF.

YOU HAVEN'T SEEN HER PASSING BY?

WHY, HAS SOMETHING HAPPENED?

I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT.

WE WERE TALKING ON THE PHONE YESTERDAY,

AND THE CONNECTION WENT TO HELL.

THE PHONE LINES AROUND HERE ARE ANCIENT.

YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET A COUPLE OF TIN CANS

AND PUT A STRING IN-BETWEEN THEM.

THE THING IS, NOBODY'S SEEN OR HEARD FROM HER SINCE.

SHE'S MISSING!

FIRST DAVEY, AND NOW RUTH!

CAN'T THE POLICE DO ANYTHING?

WHAT GOOD ARE YOU?

HONEY, HE'S DOING EVERYTHING HE CAN.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

IT'S NOT HIS FAULT.

WOMEN.

LOOK, WHERE'S YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW?

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO HIM.

WELL, HE'S UP IN DERRY AT THE HOSPITAL

WITH OUR OTHER BOY.

BUT I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING

BETWEEN THE TWO OF US, OFFICER.

HE'S MAD AS A MARCH HARE.

IT'S ALL RIGHT, HILLY, IT'S GRAMPY.

I'M RIGHT HERE.

MR. HILLMAN, HE CAN'T HEAR YOU.

WELL, WHAT'S CAUSING THIS COMA?

IT ISN'T COMA, IT'S SHOCK.

WELL, WHATEVER YOU CALL IT,

SLIPPING AWAY IS WHAT IT COMES RIGHT DOWN TO.

MR. HILLMAN,

WHAT HAVE HIS PARENTS BEEN FEEDING HIM?

REGULAR FOOD. WHY DO YOU ASK?

HE'S LOST SEVERAL OF HIS PERMANENT TEETH.

HE'S LOST SEVERAL OF HIS PERMANENT TEETH.

IT'S ME, JOE.

I MISS YOU. I REALLY DO.

BUT, YOU KNOW, SINCE YOU'VE BEEN GONE,

THE PEOPLE IN TOWN, THEY REALLY LIKE ME NOW.

MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE OF THESE GADGETS

I KEEP INVENTING.

LOOK WHAT I DREAMED UP THIS TIME.

LOOK WHAT I DREAMED UP THIS TIME.

WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT IT DOES.

ARE YOU WATCHING?

ARE YOU WATCHING?

WHOO!

WHOO!

DO YOU LOVE IT?

DO YOU LOVE IT?

WELL, I GOT TO GO NOW.

AND, JOE, DON'T MISUNDERSTAND.

WHAT WE HAD,

IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN...

IT WAS REALLY, REALLY FUN...

BUT I NEED TO GET ON

WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE.

WITH THE REST OF MY LIFE.

THE TIME OF MOURNING--IT'S OVER.

THE TIME OF MOURNING--IT'S OVER.

YOU EVER GOING TO GET THIS BLASTED THING FIXED?

DAMN MACHINE'S GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN.

GIVE IT A GOOD KICK.

GIVE IT A GOOD KICK.

YOU OK, BOSS?

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PEAKED.

YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PEAKED.

IT'S JUST THE HEAT, IS ALL.

YOU BOYS CHECK OUT ALL THE NEIGHBORING FARMS.

I'M GOING TO GO OUT AND SEE THAT BOOK WRITER,

THE, UH, ANDERSON WOMAN.

RUTH WAS FRIENDS WITH HER.

MAYBE SHE KNOWS SOMETHING.

I'LL, UH, CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

OFFICER DUGAN?

MS. ANDERSON,

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS.

I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HEARD, BUT...

RUTH MERRILL'S MISSING.

OH, MY GOD!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

I WAS HOPING YOU COULD HELP.

I HAVEN'T SEEN RUTH SINCE 4th OF JULY.

HOW ABOUT THAT FELLA THAT LIVES WITH YOU--

JIM GARDENER?

THINK HE MIGHT KNOW SOMETHING?

I DOUBT IT, BUT I'LL BE SURE TO ASK HIM

AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK.

AS SOON AS HE GETS BACK.

YOU OK?

YOU OK?

YEAH, I'M FINE. IT'S-- IT'S JUST THE HEAT.

WELL, THERE'S A TERRIBLE FLU GOING AROUND.

YOU BE CAREFUL NOT TO CATCH IT.

MA'AM.

MA'AM.

OFFICER?

OFFICER?

IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING,

CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU KNOW.

CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU KNOW.

YES, MA'AM.

YES, MA'AM.

WHAT'D HE WANT?

WHAT'D HE WANT?

RUTH'S MISSING.

RUTH'S MISSING.

BOBBI, LITTLE KIDS GET LOST.

RUTH'S AN ADULT. SHE'S A COP.

SHE FINDS PEOPLE. SHE DOESN'T DISAPPEAR.

SHE FINDS PEOPLE. SHE DOESN'T DISAPPEAR.

SOMETHING IS HAPPENING TO YOU.

SOMETHING'S HAPPENING TO THIS TOWN.

IT HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH THAT THING

IN THE WOODS IN THERE.

I WANT YOU TO HELP ME

TO TRY TO FIND OUT WHAT IT IS

SO WE CAN STOP IT, OK?

STOP IT? NO.

NO.

NO.

GARD?

GARD?

I'M GOING TO TELL DUGAN.

HE'LL SEE IT. IT'S RIGHT OUT THERE.

GARD!

GARD, YOU PROMISED TO HELP ME.

YEAH?

I STOOD BY YOU WHEN YOU NEEDED ME.

BOBBI--

I STOOD BY YOU WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK,

WHEN YOU HATED YOURSELF,

WHEN YOU COULDN'T EVEN WRITE A LINE OF POETRY.

I STOOD BY YOU!

YOU STAND BY ME! DON'T YOU BETRAY ME!

I LOVE YOU, BOBBI.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

GARD, IF YOU LEAVE NOW, DON'T BOTHER COMING BACK.

YOU DON'T MEAN THAT.

TRY ME!

TRY ME!

GARD!

GARD!

GARD!

GARD!

GARD!

UNIT 16 TO BASE, DO YOU COPY? OVER.

[STATIC]

UNIT 16 TO BASE, DO YOU COPY?

ODDEST DANG THING.

FIRST IT RAINS--

THEN IT POURS.

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL.

JINGLES, BENT, COME IN.

BUTCH, THERE YOU ARE.

THINGS ARE JUST FINE.

IT'S ALL BEEN A WILD GOOSE CHASE FOR NOTHING.

YOU MEAN IT, BOSS?

YOU WANT US TO CALL OFF THE SEARCH?

I'LL EXPLAIN WHEN YOU GET BACK TO DERRY.

10-4 AND OUT.

10-4 AND OUT.

[NATURAL VOICE] HOW'D I DO?

YOU COULD HAVE BEEN ONSTAR SEARCH.

HELL, YOU COULD HAVE WON IT.

YOU REALLY THINK SO?

YES, I DO, MABEL.

[IMITATING DUGAN] 10-4 AND OUT.

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S GONE BACK TO DERRY?

HE LOOKED REAL PUNKY.

SICK AS A DOG, ALL RIGHT.

SICK AS A DOG, ALL RIGHT.

WHAT ABOUT HIS MEN? HAVE THEY LEFT, TOO?

THE STATIES? AH, THEY'RE AROUND SOMEWHERE.

THE STATIES? AH, THEY'RE AROUND SOMEWHERE.

DAMN IT!

WHY? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

WHY? IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG?

UH...

[COUGH]

[COUGH]

I--

I JUST NEED TO TALK TO DUGAN.

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

I NEED TO TALK TO HIM.

IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO HELP, SON?

IS THERE SOMETHING I CAN DO TO HELP, SON?

YEAH, I'D LIKE TO USE THE PHONE IN THERE.

UH, SORRY. IT'S--IT'S ON THE FRITZ,

BUT THE BAR'S GOT ONE.

TRY THEIRS.

TRY THEIRS.

PULL OVER, BENT. I'M SICK.

PULL OVER, BENT. I'M SICK.

[VOMITING]

[VOMITING]

IT'S RUTH MERRILL'S CAR.

IT'S RUTH MERRILL'S CAR.

I DON'T LIKE THIS.

ME, NEITHER.

ME, NEITHER.

HEY, BOYS.

MA'AM.

WHAT ARE YOU BIG OLD BEARS

DOING OUT HERE IN THE WOODS ALL BY YOURSELVES?

WE'RE ON IMPORTANT POLICE BUSINESS.

OOH!

IS HE ALWAYS SO MEAN AND GRUMPY?

IS HE LIKE THAT TO YOU, TOO, TROOPER,

OR IS IT JUST ME?

I, UH--

I MEAN IT, MA'AM-- ON YOUR WAY.

OR I'LL PUT YOU UNDER ARREST.

UNDER ARREST?

REALLY, BEN.

JINGLES, COULD YOU GET THE HELL AWAY FROM HER?

OK, BOYS.

I JUST WISH YOU'D KNOWN BETTER

THAN TO COME SNOOPING AROUND LIKE THIS.

HOLD IT!

PUT UP YOUR HANDS.

COME ON, BENT.

I MEAN IT, LADY, PUT 'EM UP.

DO AS HE SAYS, MA'AM.

YOU WOULDN'T STOP A LADY

FROM PUTTING ON A LITTLE LIPSTICK, WOULD YOU?

FROM PUTTING ON A LITTLE LIPSTICK, WOULD YOU?

SOME PEOPLE CALL IT FINAL PASSION.

I CALL IT... FINAL SURPRISE.

BYE-BYE, BOYS.

BYE-BYE, BOYS.

ON THE BLINK, HUH?

ON THE BLINK, HUH?

EVERYTHING IN THIS TOWN IS ON THE BLINK.

SO SHOOT A PICKLE.

SORRY?

WELL, IT'S TECHNOLOGY.

I MEAN, YOU KEEP SPENDING MORE AND MORE

AND IT WORKS LESS AND LESS.

SO, I SAY--

SHOOT A PICKLE.

RIGHT. PULL UP A CHAIR.

NO, THANKS, I--

WELL, SOMETHING'S BOTHERING YOU, RIGHT?

YEAH, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

YEAH, ME, TOO.

ANYTHING NEW ON THE BOYS?

NOPE.

AND NOW THE LITTLE LADY'S GONE AROUND THE BEND.

BUT IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.

I MEAN, HER OLD MAN IS BONKERS, TOO.

SAY, WHY DON'T YOU PULL UP A CHAIR?

NO, REALLY, THANKS.

WELL, A NICE COLD ONE

HAS BEEN KNOWN TO TAKE THE CURSE OFF OF ANYTHING.

ANYTHING, HUH?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, LOOKING AT YOU,

I WOULD SAY THAT YOU ARE A VODKA TONIC MAN,

HOLD THE TONIC, RIGHT?

COME ON, PULL UP A CHAIR.

I'LL BUY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I'LL BUY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I SAY SHOOT THE PICKLE.

SHOOT THE PICKLE.

BILL...

BILL...

A GUEST.

A GUEST.

WHOA!

HEY, GARDENER.

ELT, I--

THOSE STATIES FIND YOU?

NOPE.

DID THEY LEAVE YET?

OH, THEY'RE GONE, ALL RIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.

DID YOU TELL THEM I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM, ELT?

I'M PROBABLY HALLUCINATING ALL OF THIS ANYWAYS.

CAN I GIVE YOU A RIDE HOME?

'CAUSE BOBBI WILL KILL ME

IF YOU WRAP YOURSELF AROUND A TREE.

NO, THANKS. I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

SHOOT A PICKLE.

SHOOT A PICKLE.

SHOOT A PICKLE.

I NEED SOME AIR.

I NEED SOME AIR.

AFTER ALL THESE DOUBTS

AND ALL THESE DREAMS,

AFTER ALL THESE...

AFTER ALL THESE...

I KEEP COMING HOME TO YOU.

I KEEP COMING HOME TO YOU.

WHOA!

WHOA!

HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

MR. HILLMAN?

MR. HILLMAN?

I'VE KNOWN RUTH MERRILL FOR GOING ON 40 YEARS.

SHE WAS LIKE FAMILY TO ME AND MY BOYS.

HELL, WE ALL WENT FLY FISHING TOGETHER.

I KNOW.

IT JUST ABOUT BROKE HER HEART

THAT WE COULDN'T FIND YOUR GRANDSON.

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

WHAT COULD HAVE HAPPENED TO HER?

WHATEVER IT IS,

I'LL BET SOMEHOW IT'S TIED UP TO DAVEY.

TWO DISAPPEARANCES IN ONE WEEK--

THAT'S MORE THAN COINCIDENCE.

IN ALL MY YEARS ON THE FORCE,

I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT.

THEY JUST VANISHED INTO THIN AIR WITHOUT A TRACE.

BUTCH, YOU EVER HEARD OF THE TOMMYKNOCKERS?

HMM?

HMM?

"LAST NIGHT AND THE NIGHT BEFORE,

"TOMMYKNOCKERS,

"TOMMYKNOCKERS

KNOCKING AT MY DOOR."

BEFORE HILLY WENT INTO A COMA,

HE SAID DAVEY WAS WITH THE TOMMYKNOCKERS.

WELL...

I DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME FOR NURSERY RHYMES,

MR. HILLMAN.

MAYBE HILLY WAS RIGHT.

YOU SAID YOURSELF

IT WAS AS IF THEY HAD VANISHED INTO THIN AIR.

WELL, I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.

IF ANYTHING ELSE OCCURS TO YOU,

GIVE ME A CALL.

GOOD NIGHT.

GOOD NIGHT.

LORD,

I KNOW I HAVEN'T ALWAYS BEEN

ON REAL GOOD TERMS WITH YOU,

BUT THIS AIN'T FOR ME.

MY 2 GRANDSONS DESERVE THEIR TIME IN THE SUN

AND SO DOES RUTH MERRILL

AND ALL OF THE GOOD PEOPLE IN HAVEN.

WE NEED YOUR HELP

TO FIGHT THIS THING,

WHATEVER IT IS.

WHATEVER IT IS.

PLEASE, LORD?

PLEASE, LORD?

[RUMBLING]

[RUMBLING]

[HIGH-PITCHED TONE]

AAH!

AAH!

WE ARE ABOUT TO REACH

THE FINAL PHASE...

THE FINAL PHASE...

BUT WE MUST BE CAREFUL.

BUT WE MUST BE CAREFUL.

IS EVERYTHING IN READINESS?

THE DETOUR SIGNS ARE UP.

ANYONE WHO MAKES IT THROUGH

WILL WISH HE DIDN'T.

LIKE THOSE 2 STATIES.

THEY GOT A NASTY SURPRISE.

1...

2...

3.

MY GADGET SENT THEM TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

MY GADGET SENT THEM TO THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

ZAPPING THEM WASN'T NECESSARY.

IN TIME, THEY WOULD HAVE BECOME.

NOT EVERYONE HAS BECOME.

YOUR MAN HASN'T.

HE WILL.

IT WILL HAPPEN TO HIM, TOO.

I CAN'T READ HIS MIND.

HE'S NOT LIKE US.

HE'S DANGEROUS.

HE COULD MEAN THE END OF US.

ONE MAN?

I SAY ZAP HIM.

I SAY NOT.

LEAVE HIM TO ME.

THE TIME FOR ALL OF US TO UNITE

IS AT HAND.

ARE YOU READY TO COMPLETE

THE BECOMING?

YES.

ARE YOU READY TO BECOME ONE VOICE

THAT WILL SOON BE FREE?

YES. YES.

ONE GREAT, POWERFUL VOICE

THAT WILL KNOW MORE...

YES. YES.

DO MORE...

YES! YES!

BE MORE?

YES! YES!

ONE VOICE.

YES! YES!

ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

ONE VOICE. ONE VOICE.

BOBBI.

BOBBI, NO.

ONE-- ONE--

GET HIM!

GET HIM!

NO!

GET HIM!

GET HIM!

DON'T WORRY.

DON'T WORRY.

HE WON'T GET FAR.

HE WON'T GET FAR.

OPERATOR...

OPERATOR...

AAH!

AAH!

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING?

I WAS LOOKING FOR A GUN

TO TAKE OUT TO THE SITE

IN CASE THERE'S ANY TROUBLE.

I LIKE A MAN WHO'S READY FOR ANYTHING.

WELL...WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, NANCY?

JUST COOKING UP A LITTLE SOMETHING.

YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN A GUN MIGHT COME IN HANDY.

EXACTLY, SO... WHAT DID YOU DO TO IT?

JUST FIDDLED WITH IT A LITTLE.

YOU KNOW...GIVE IT SOME EXTRA KICK.

ALL YOU GOT TO DO...

IS HOLD IT REAL TIGHT.

CAN YOU DO THAT?

SURE.

YOU AIM IT.

OOH, YOU GOT A STRONG GRIP.

AND THEN FIRMLY PULL THE TRIGGER.

ANYONE IN FRONT OF IT WILL BE HISTORY.

I LIKE A MAN

WHO KNOWS THE VALUE OF PREPAREDNESS.

WHO KNOWS THE VALUE OF PREPAREDNESS.

NANCY...

I WAS A BOY SCOUT.

I'LL BET YOU WERE.

YOU GOT GRAY LIPS.

WHY DON'T YOU TRY 'EM ON FOR SIZE?

KILLER LIPS.

THEY'LL BE THE DEATH OF YOU YET.

THEY'LL BE THE DEATH OF YOU YET.

YOU MIGHT FIND THIS INTERESTING.

YOU MIGHT FIND THIS INTERESTING.

THERE YOU GO.

THERE YOU GO.

ANYTHING HE COULD HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH.

ANYTHING HE COULD HAVE COME IN CONTACT WITH.

"HUNTING ACCIDENT IN WOODS."

"HUNTING ACCIDENT IN WOODS."

"MAN KILLS WIFE,

KIDS, THEN KILLS HIMSELF."

KIDS, THEN KILLS HIMSELF."

"INDIAN CHIEF ON DEATHBED

CLAIMS WOODS CURSED."

CLAIMS WOODS CURSED."

THAT'S IT.

YOU'RE DAMN TOOTING, IT IS.

YOU'RE DAMN TOOTING, IT IS.

CAREFUL. CAREFUL.

WE HAVE TO MOVE SOME OF THIS DIRT.

WE HAVE TO MOVE SOME OF THIS DIRT.

THE FUTURE.

THE FUTURE.

OUR FUTURE.

IF THERE'S ANYONE IN THIS WORLD

THAT I WANT TO SHARE IT WITH,

IT'S YOU.

HEY, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.

HEY, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.

JOIN US.

WHAT AM I, A PRISONER?

WHAT AM I, A PRISONER?

I'LL NEVER JOIN YOU, BOBBI,

AND I'LL NEVER BECOME.

HEY, POET. LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN DIG

AS WELL AS YOU CAN DRINK.

AS WELL AS YOU CAN DRINK.

BENT AND JINGLES, COME IN. OVER.

BENT AND JINGLES, COME IN. OVER.

BENT AND JINGLES, COME IN. OVER.

BENT AND JINGLES, COME IN. OVER.

LINES IN HAVEN MUST BE DOWN.

WHICH LINES?

ALL OF 'EM. SOME KIND OF STORM, MAYBE.

A HELL OF A STORM, ALL RIGHT.

A HELL OF A STORM, ALL RIGHT.

THE WAY I FIGURE IT,

RUTH FOUND OUT SOMETHING ABOUT DAVEY,

AND NOW THEY'VE GOT HER, TOO.

THEY?

YOU SAYING THERE'S SOME KIND OF CONSPIRACY GOING ON?

THERE'S A CONSPIRACY, ALL RIGHT.

ONE HELL OF A CONSPIRACY,

GOING BACK AT LEAST AS FAR AS THE INDIANS.

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE ME.

I'M TRYING TO, OLD-TIMER,

BUT YOU'RE NOT MAKING IT VERY EASY.

IF YOU GOT ANYTHING FOR REAL, SPIT IT OUT.

FOR STARTERS,

WE'VE GOT 3 DISAPPEARANCES THAT ARE RELATED.

MY GRANDSON DAVEY, RUTH, AND NOW YOUR 2 TROOPERS.

A LOT OF FISHY THINGS HAVE BEEN GOING ON IN THOSE WOODS

OVER THE YEARS-- HUNTERS GETTING LOST,

PEOPLE GOING CRAZY

AND SHOOTING EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON.

WELL, ALL WOODS HAVE STORIES LIKE THESE.

WE GOT ALL SORTS OF SPECIAL THINGS--

MEN MURDERING WHOLE FAMILIES,

THEN KILLING THEMSELVES.

IT'S LIKE THIS BIG JIGSAW PUZZLE.

ONCE YOU SEE THE PATTERN,

YOU WONDER HOW YOU COULD EVER MISS IT.

AND YOU'RE TELLING ME ALL THESE ARE CONNECTED?

IMPOSSIBLE.

ANY NORMAL PERSON WOULD SAY THAT.

MOST PEOPLE SEE ONLY AS FAR AS THE HORIZON.

TELL THEM THERE'S SOMETHING OVER IT,

AND THEY DON'T LISTEN.

BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THERE, ALL RIGHT,

AND THAT SOMETHING HAS MADE THE WHOLE TOWN

GO TO HELL FAST.

JUST WHAT IS THAT SOMETHING?

WHEN ARE YOU GOING BACK TO HAVEN?

SOON AS IT'S LIGHT.

TAKE ME WITH YOU. I'LL SHOW YOU.

TAKE ME WITH YOU. I'LL SHOW YOU.

Woman: HAND ME THAT SHOVEL.

Woman: HAND ME THAT SHOVEL.

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

YOU.

YOU'RE NOT LIKE US.

YOU'RE NOT LIKE US.

NO.

NO.

I'M THE ONE THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAVE TO BUY

A NEW SET OF TEETH WHEN THIS IS ALL OVER.

YOU GETTING SMART?

YOU GETTING SMART?

SHOOT A PICKLE, HUH?

NO, MY FRIEND.

NO, MY FRIEND.

NOPE. ALL EVIDENCE POINTS TO THE CONTRARY.

NOPE. ALL EVIDENCE POINTS TO THE CONTRARY.

WELL, HERE.

WELL, HERE.

MAYBE THAT'LL HELP YOU BECOME.

MAYBE THAT'LL HELP YOU BECOME.

WHERE IS EVERYBODY?

WHAT'S GOING ON HERE, ANYWAY?

YOU STILL THINK I'M CRAZY?

YOU STILL THINK I'M CRAZY?

YEAH...

LIKE A FOX.

LIKE A FOX.

OUR MINUTEMAN HAS BEEN STANDING HERE

FOR OVER 200 YEARS.

WHO DO YOU THINK DID THIS?

WHO DO YOU THINK DID THIS?

ALL QUIET IN THERE, TOO.

YEAH. IT'S TOO DAMN QUIET.

YEAH. IT'S TOO DAMN QUIET.

NAME YOUR POISON, OLD-TIMER. DIET?

LET'S LIVE A LITTLE. MAKE IT ORIGINAL.

STILL A HIGH ROLLER, HUH?

THEN LET'S HEAD FOR THE WOODS, HUH?

THEN LET'S HEAD FOR THE WOODS, HUH?

COME ON, YOU STUPID...

COME ON, YOU STUPID...

DAMN THING'S GOT AHOLD OF ME.

WHAT? WHAT SHOULD I DO?

I GOT A LITTLE BIT OF A PROBLEM HERE.

SHOULD I DO SOMETHING?

YEAH, JUST UNPLUG IT.

YEAH, JUST UNPLUG IT.

IT'S ALREADY UNPLUGGED.

IT'S ALREADY UNPLUGGED.

I THINK IT'S GOING TO BLOW. RUN.

GO! NOW!

GO! NOW!

THAT'S IT. KEEP DIGGING.

COME ON, EVERYBODY.

THERE'S A WAY IN.

THE ENTRANCE IS HERE,

AND WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT.

AND WE'RE GOING TO FIND IT.

DADDY.

MARIE?

MARIE?

I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU.

IS IT REALLY YOU?

OF COURSE. OF COURSE IT'S ME.

WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

IT'S OK, DAD.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE OK.

THE HELL IT IS.

YOU STAY AWAY FROM ME.

NO. HE'S RIGHT, DADDY.

BOBBI FOUND THIS, AND IT'S GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING,

ALL OUR LIVES.

I HAVE NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT.

DON'T FIGHT US, EV. JOIN US.

NEVER. SHAME ON YOU, BOBBI ANDERSON.

SHAME ON YOU.

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO FEAR, EV.

WE DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY GRANDSON?

IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I TELL HIM?

IS IT ALL RIGHT IF I TELL HIM?

WE FOUND DAVEY.

WHERE?

NO, IT'S ALL RIGHT, DADDY.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.

YOU FOUND HIM?

WE'LL TAKE YOU TO HIM, EV.

THEN YOU CAN DECIDE

WHETHER YOU WANT TO STAY WITH US OR LEAVE.

COME ON, DADDY.

YOU WANT TO SEE DAVEY, DON'T YOU?

YEAH, EV. COME ON.

HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

HE'S RIGHT OVER HERE.

EV.

EV.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

NEEDED SOME MORE WIRE FOR BLASTING,

SO I JUST CAME UP TO GET IT.

SO WHERE IS IT?

I WAS JUST GETTING IT.

JUST 'CAUSE I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING.

YOU'D BETTER PRAY NOTHING HAPPENS TO BOBBI.

IF SOMETHING DID,

YOU'D SUFFER A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

YOU'D SUFFER A LITTLE ACCIDENT.

A FATAL ONE.

A FATAL ONE.

AREN'T YOU COMING TO BED?

AREN'T YOU COMING TO BED?

YOU KNOW, JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T BECOME

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT YOU.

DOESN'T MEAN I DON'T WANT YOU.

YOU'RE NOT AFRAID I'M GOING TO ESCAPE?

YOU'RE NOT AFRAID I'M GOING TO ESCAPE?

YOU CAN'T ESCAPE.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T.

RUTH.

RUTH.

[WHINING]

[WHINING]

PETER.

OH, GOD.

OH, GOD.

THE BOY.

THE BOY.

THE BOY.

SAVE...THE BOY.

WHO HAS DAVEY BROWN? WHERE IS HE?

WITH THEM.

WITH THE TOMMYKNOCKERS.

WITH THE TOMMYKNOCKERS.

PETE...

PETE...

EV, I...

EV, I...

[COUGHING]

[COUGHING]

JUST ONE.

JUST ONE.

JUST ONE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I HAD A VISITOR.

I HAD A VISITOR.

WHAT?

WHAT?

THE TOOTH FAIRY.

THE TOOTH FAIRY.

LOOK. I, UH...

I FINALLY LOST ONE.

I FINALLY LOST ONE.

SEE?

SEE?

YOU WERE RIGHT.

I GUESS I'M BECOMING.

I GUESS I'M BECOMING.

DO YOU...

FEEL ANY DIFFERENT?

A LITTLE.

YEAH.

YOU WILL.

YOU WILL.

YOU WILL.

YOU WILL.

I STILL CAN'T READ YOUR MIND.

TRY.

TRY.

NO.

I CAN'T READ IT.

OH, I THINK YOU CAN.

I THINK YOU CAN.

GO ON. TRY.

GO ON. TRY.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING?

WHAT I WANT?

WHAT I WANT?

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE?

YOU WANT TO MAKE LOVE?

EXACTLY.

EXACTLY.

I'M SO ALONE.

I'M SO ALONE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

NOTHING, BABY. NOTHING.

KISS ME.

KISS ME.

I WANT TO GO INSIDE IT WITH YOU.

WELL, YEAH.

IN THE MORNING, WE'RE ALL GOING TO...

FIND THE ENTRANCE TOGETHER.

NO. I DON'T WANT TO SHARE THIS WITH ANYBODY.

WE WERE THE ONES WHO FOUND IT. WE DUG IT UP.

IT SHOULD BE US.

US.

JUST YOU AND ME?

ALONE?

ONE MORE MILE.

ONE MORE MILE.

IT'S HERE.

I KNOW IT'S HERE.

I KNOW IT'S HERE.

BOBBI.

WHAT?

WHAT?

WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS MEAN?

THIS IS GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD.

IT'S GOING TO BE YOU AND ME WHO DID IT.

I'M A LITTLE SCARED.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

YEAH. ME, TOO.

BOBBI.

WHAT?

YOU OK?

YEAH, YEAH. I'M ALL RIGHT.

YEAH, YEAH. I'M ALL RIGHT.

GOD, LOOK AT THIS.

YEAH.

YEAH.

THEY'RE DEAD.

YEAH.

IT LOOKS LIKE THEY WERE...

FIGHTING OR SOMETHING, AND THE SHIP CRASHED.

FIGHTING OR SOMETHING, AND THE SHIP CRASHED.

IF THEY'RE ALL DEAD,

HOW DID THEY SPEAK TO YOU?

HOW DID THEY SPEAK TO YOU?

[BREATHING]

[BREATHING]

SHOULDN'T THERE BE AN INSTRUMENT PANEL

OR SOMETHING HERE?

HOW DOES THIS THING FLY?

HE DID IT TELEPATHICALLY.

HE DID IT TELEPATHICALLY.

WHAT'S POWERING IT?

WHAT'S POWERING IT?

DAVEY.

DAVEY.

THAT'S JUST LIKE IN THE SHED.

WHAT?

JUST LIKE PETE AND RUTH AND EV.

IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE SHED.

IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE SHED.

YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED.

YOU HAVEN'T BECOME.

THIS HAS ALL BEEN A TRICK.

HOW COULD YOU HAVE DONE THAT TO THEM?

HOW?

I MEAN, FOR GOD'S SAKES, PETE LOVED YOU.

HE LOVED YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE WORLD.

HE HELPED ME BECOME.

THEY ALL GAVE US THEIR STRENGTH.

NOT GAVE! NOT GAVE. STOLE.

YOU STOLE IT!

YOU'RE LIKE A VAMPIRE!

YOU AND YOUR PRECIOUS TOMMYKNOCKERS!

SHUT UP!

SHUT UP!

YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?

YOU DON'T GET IT. TAKE A LOOK AROUND!

THEY'VE BEEN GIVING YOU BRAIN BOOSTERS,

BUT ALL THEY'RE DOING IS FATTENING YOU UP

TO USE YOU ALL LIKE BATTERIES!

TO USE YOU ALL LIKE BATTERIES!

I SAID SHUT UP!

I SAID SHUT UP!

DON'T, BOBBI.

DON'T, BOBBI.

LOOK AT IT, BOBBI. LOOK AT IT.

BEHOLD THE WHOLE FUTURE.

THEY ARE GOING TO HARNESS YOU UP

WITH ALL THOSE LITTLE WIRES.

THEN THEY'LL POWER THEMSELVES UP.

NO!

YES. YES.

YOU CAN DISINTEGRATE PEOPLE.

YOU CAN RUN THE TOWN ON BATTERIES LIKE A TOY.

IT'S THE SAME AS IT ALWAYS WAS, BOBBI.

YOU LISTEN TO ME! LISTEN TO ME.

I KNOW THAT SOMEPLACE IN THERE--

SOMEPLACE YOU'RE IN THERE,

AND YOU CAN HEAR ME. I KNOW THAT.

LISTEN TO ME.

VOICES. THEY TOLD ME--

NO VOICES.

NO VOICES, BOBBI.

THEY LIED. LISTEN TO MY VOICE.

I'M BEING EATEN UP.

I'M BEING EATEN UP.

THAT'S WHAT BECOMING IS.

IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE?

IT'S ALL BEEN A LIE?

COME TO ME...

COME TO ME...

AND BECOME.

AND BECOME.

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

I'M SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SO SORRY.

FORGIVE ME.

FORGIVE ME.

I THOUGHT I LOST YOU.

I THOUGHT I LOST YOU.

I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER.

I THOUGHT I LOST YOU FOREVER.

GOT IT?

GOT IT?

DAVEY...DAVEY... DROP YOUR HEAD.

HOLD ONTO ME.

YOU OK?

TAKE HIM, HONEY.

TAKE HIM, HONEY.

MOMMY.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE NOW.

I WANT MOMMY.

I WANT MOMMY.

GET HIM TO SAFETY, YES?

WHAT? WHAT ABOUT YOU?

YOU GO ON.

I'LL FOLLOW YOU UP.

NO, GARD, NO.

BOBBI, SOMEBODY'S GOT TO SHUT THIS THING DOWN.

SOMEBODY'S GOT TO DESTROY IT. GO ON.

GARD...

BOBBI.

DON'T DO THIS. IT'S GOING TO KILL YOU.

NO. NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.

I'M NOT GOING TO LET YOU DO IT.

I HAVE TO, YOU KNOW THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT.

YOU KNOW THAT.

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

IT WASN'T THE PLATE THAT KEPT THEM OUT.

IT WASN'T THE PLATE THAT KEPT THEM OUT.

IT WAS YOU.

IT WAS YOU.

GOD HATES A COWARD, RIGHT?

GOD HATES A COWARD, RIGHT?

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU BACK.

I LOVE YOU BACK.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU TRAITOROUS BITCH!

Others: YEAH.

Others: YEAH.

I KNEW WE COULDN'T TRUST YOU.

LISTEN TO ME, EVERYBODY.

LISTEN TO ME.

THEY LIED TO US.

THEY'RE ALL DEAD.

YOU'RE THE LIAR.

JUST LISTEN TO ME! THEY'RE USING US.

THEY'RE KILLING US TO BRING THEM BACK TO LIFE.

WE'VE LISTENED TO YOU LONG ENOUGH!

FIND A WAY IN!

FIND A WAY IN!

SOMETHING'S BLOCKING IT.

IT'S YOUR MAN.

HE'S DONE SOMETHING TO IT.

Man: THAT DAMN LOUSE HAS JAMMED IT!

ONE MAN?

ONE MAN?

EVERYBODY GET BACK.

WAIT, BRYANT.

NANCY, PIECE OF CAKE, OK?

NANCY, PIECE OF CAKE, OK?

BRYANT!

BRYANT!

AAH!

AAH!

OH, GOD. WHAT HAVE I DONE?

WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH, GOD.

WHAT HAVE I DONE? OH, GOD.

GRAMPS...

GRAMPS...

[DOG WHIMPERS]

PETE?

PETE?

PETE! PETE!

PETE! PETE!

I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

I'M SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

YOU KILLED BRYANT.

YOU KILLED BRYANT.

NANCY--NANCY, LISTEN TO ME.

JUST LISTEN TO ME, NANCY.

NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

COME ON.

COME ON.

COME ON!

COME ON!

COME ON.

COME ON!

COME ON!

I'M GOING TO NUKE YOU.

NO.

NO.

BYE-BYE, BOBBI.

BYE-BYE, BOBBI.

COME HERE.

COME HERE.

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

[DOG BARKS]

[DOG BARKS]

BOBBI.

BOBBI.

NO!

NO!

DAVEY.

MOMMY.

DAVEY.

MOMMY.

OH, DAVEY, THANK GOD.

OH, DAVEY, THANK GOD.

ARE YOU OK?

UH-HUH.

UH-HUH.

WHERE'S HILLY?

HE'S GOING TO BE FINE.

YOU'RE GOING TO SEE HIM SOON.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

Gard: AFTER ALL THESE DOUBTS AND ALL THESE FEARS,

AFTER ALL THESE QUESTIONS WITHOUT ANSWERS

AND DREAMS WITHOUT SUBSTANCE,

I JOURNEYED HOME...

I JOURNEYED HOME...

ONE MORE MILE,

JUST ONE LAST MILE.

JUST ONE LAST MILE.

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