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{2566}{2607}I think the boy's hurt.
{2612}{2701}Just give him a nickel|and let's get going!
{2713}{2792}I think we should call|an ambulance, sir.
{2892}{2979}Hey, cool. I'm dead!
{3094}{3170}Please hold on to the handrail.
{3175}{3226}Do not spit over the side.
{3317}{3409}Aunt Hortense. Great-grandpa Simpson.
{3431}{3466}Snowball!
{3472}{3559}Do not spit over the side.
{3662}{3745}We told you to hold on|to the handrail.
{3750}{3874}We asked you not to spit|over the side.
{3995}{4040}Howdy, stranger!
{4045}{4101}I'm Bart Simpson.|Who the hell are you?
{4107}{4215}Please allow me to introduce myself.|I'm the devil!
{4219}{4312}You've earned eternal damnation|for your evil deeds.
{4319}{4439}-Spitting just clinched it.|-Hey, I'm innocent, man!
{4477}{4561}Innocent! Everybody's innocent.
{4567}{4650}Okay, let's just|pull up your file here.
{4711}{4829}It's a mistake. You're due to arrive|when the Yankees win the pennant.
{4834}{4915}Nearly a century from now.|Boy, is my face red!
{4920}{4950}Bart!
{4955}{5048}Is there anything I can do|to avoid coming back here?
{5053}{5115}Sure, but you wouldn't like it.
{5119}{5167}-Okay. See you later.|-Bye!
{5173}{5274}Remember, lie, cheat, steal|and listen to heavy metal music!
{5279}{5318}Yes, sir!
{5468}{5547}Dr. Warner, wanted in radiology.
{5553}{5602}-He's awake!|-Oh, Bart!
{5608}{5671}We thought you'd gone away from us.
{5677}{5720}I did go away, Mom!
{5725}{5830}I was miles away, writhing in agony|in the pits of hell!
{5835}{5921}And you were there!|And you. And you. And you.
{5927}{5975}You I've never seen before.
{5981}{6052}Yeah, I saw you|chasing Bart's ambulance.
{6056}{6152}Lionel Hutz is the name.|Attorney at law. My card.
{6157}{6219}-It turns into a sponge in water.|-Classy.
{6224}{6343}Would you like to bring legal action|against the fiend who did this?
{6348}{6429}The fiend who did this|to my boy is my boss.
{6434}{6556}Besides, the doctor says it's just|a bump on the head and a broken toe.
{6566}{6621}Doctors are idiots!
{6627}{6737}He might have permanent injuries.|You may have to wait on him...
{6743}{6827}...for the rest of his life!|That's the downside.
{6833}{6954}Here's the good part.|You can cash in on this tragedy!
{6959}{7082}-Excuse me, are you a shyster?|-How does a nice girl know that word?
{7088}{7181}Mr. Hutz, this is hardly|the time to discuss this.
{7188}{7304}You're right. When you're up to it,|come to my office and we'll talk.
{7309}{7412}Lionel Hutz, attorney at law.|Is that a broken neck? Great!
{7417}{7478}-Hello, Dr. Hibbert.|-Hello, Lisa.
{7483}{7562}-We've got a nasty bump on our head.|-Quit it!
{7566}{7622}-And a tiny broken toe.|-Quit it!
{7626}{7713}Is he well enough for me|to start mothering him?
{7717}{7771}Better let him rest a while.
{7799}{7884}-I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy.|-Yeah.
{7890}{8024}If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march|into Mr. Burns' office now and--
{8030}{8133}Simpson! Burns wants you|to march into his office now!
{8201}{8266}Simpson, at last we meet.
{8272}{8320}Nice to meet you too, sir.
{8326}{8427}My attorneys advised me to pay|for running over your child.
{8432}{8508}-So I'm cutting you a check.|-Really? Great.
{8660}{8744}$100. Of course,|you'll have to sign a waiver...
{8749}{8810}...relinquishing your right to sue.
{8816}{8956}100 bucks? It's a generous offer, sir,|but his medical bills alone--
{8964}{9043}So extortion is the name of your game?
{9049}{9164}Then you get nothing! I have|the finest lawyers in Springfield.
{9170}{9279}Tangle with me, and I'll crush you|like a paper cup.
{9364}{9403}Throw him out, Smithers!
{9411}{9533}You don't have to do that.|I can throw myself out.
{9650}{9689}Lionel Hutz.
{9780}{9811}In here, Mr. Simpson.
{9818}{9884}-Any calls, Della?|-Calls? Oh, "calls" !
{9889}{10012}The Supreme Court called. They|need your help on a freedom thing.
{10018}{10144}Tell them to sit tight. I'll get back|to them. This way, Mr. Simpson.
{10150}{10229}You sure have got some education.
{10234}{10349}Yes, Harvard, Yale, MIT, Oxford,|the Sorbonne, the Louvre.
{10360}{10399}Oh, well.
{10404}{10469}Mr. Simpson,|the state bar forbids me...
{10475}{10544}...from promising you|a big cash settlement.
{10550}{10631}But just between you and me,|I promise you...
{10638}{10718}...a big cash settlement.|My fee is 50 percent.
{10723}{10828}-50 percent?|-You'll be getting more than a lawyer!
{10834}{10931}You'll also get|this faux pearl necklace...
{10936}{10991}...a $99 value, as our gift.
{10998}{11091}I don't know. You and I|might have different ideas...
{11098}{11175}...about how big|a big cash settlement is.
{11179}{11240}A million dollars?
{11248}{11346}I stand corrected!|A million bucks is A-Okay!
{11608}{11702}Now we'll get a real doctor's opinion.
{11707}{11758}Bad news!
{11782}{11894}Your son is a very sick boy.|Just look at the X-rays!
{11898}{11982}You see that dark spot there?|Whiplash.
{11988}{12023}Oh, no!
{12028}{12115}And this smudge that|looks like my fingerprint?
{12122}{12168}No. That's trauma!
{12204}{12285}-Am I going to die?|-Yes, son!
{12290}{12336}Homer!
{12341}{12435}No, of course you won't.|Everything's fine.
{12441}{12517}-Will I ever play baseball again?|-No!
{12553}{12638}-But I played this morning.|-That's right, he did.
{12645}{12770}Dr. Hibbert has been our physician|for years. He thought Bart was fine.
{12776}{12875}Oh, Dr. Hibbert,|from Johns Hopkins Medical School.
{12880}{13010}Mrs. Simpson, you're not a doctor.|He's not, I'm not.
{13015}{13095}The only person here|who comes close is him.
{13103}{13154}Stop, you're embarrassing me!
{13160}{13274}Are you sure there isn't|soft tissue trauma in the face?
{13280}{13384}Oh, yeah. Tons of it.|Just say when.
{13389}{13504}A million dollars? Smithers!|I want this Homer Simpson fired!
{13511}{13622}Do you think that's wise?|Think of the headlines.
{13822}{13861}What about them?
{13866}{13994}They might be critical of you firing|him so soon after the accident.
{14000}{14090}All right then.|I don't want to seem like an ogre.
{14096}{14156}I'll bide my time.
{14162}{14245}Let him twist in the wind.|Slowly, slowly.
{14251}{14345}When the papers have found|their new flavor of the month...
{14351}{14420}...he'll find out this cat has claws!
{14427}{14456}Good thinking.
{14470}{14563}Now, let's pretend|you're on the witness stand.
{14568}{14616}-How are you, Bart?|-Fine.
{14622}{14665}Bart says he's fine.
{14672}{14747}You are not fine!|You are in constant pain!
{14754}{14799}I am in constant pain.
{14804}{14879}-May I make an observation?|-What is it?
{14883}{14984}This is a charade to make him|look more injured than he is.
{14990}{15032}Maybe Lisa has a point.
{15037}{15155}I don't mind it here, but in court,|doesn't he have to tell the truth?
{15161}{15219}But what is truth, if you follow me?
{15225}{15330}Bart, can you roll your eyes|back in your head like this?
{15338}{15399}You mean like I'm dead? Sure.
{15405}{15449}The kid's a pro.
{15454}{15576}Springfield Municipal Court is now|in session. Judge Moulton presiding.
{15583}{15679}My client's instructed me|to remind you how rich he is...
{15684}{15741}...and that he's not like other men.
{15749}{15844}I should be able to run over|as many kids as I want!
{15909}{15999}I warn you, if you continue|to disrupt the court...
{16006}{16064}...I'll cite you for contempt.
{16071}{16162}-You wouldn't dare!|-Well, no, I guess I wouldn't.
{16168}{16248}Calling Bartholomew J. Simpson|to the stand.
{16327}{16362}Oh, please!
{16368}{16489}Hello, Bart. You know the difference|between telling the truth...
{16495}{16556}...and telling a lie, don't you?
{16561}{16592}Maybe.
{16597}{16730}Well, you wouldn't lie to|the United States, would you, Bart?
{16761}{16791}-No.|-Good.
{16797}{16867}-Proceed, Mr. Hutz.|-Thank you.
{16871}{16930}Tell the jury, in your own words...
{16936}{17013}...what happened on the day|of the accident.
{17019}{17110}Yes, sir. It was a beautiful|Sunday afternoon.
{17117}{17234}I played in my childlike way, not|realizing I was about to be struck...
{17239}{17318}...by the luxury car of death!
{17400}{17461}Defenseless child at 3:00!
{17612}{17659}Luckily, I was not killed.
{17665}{17773}Although sometimes I wish I had been.
{17818}{17858}He's lying!
{17889}{17974}Now, that's believable testimony.
{18043}{18114}Mr. Burns, relate in your own words...
{18121}{18221}...what really happened|on the day of the accident.
{18227}{18285}Certainly. It was a beautiful day.
{18293}{18408}The sun was shining. I was driving|to the orphanage to pass out toys.
{18412}{18535}Suddenly, that incorrigible|Simpson boy darted in front of me.
{18651}{18711}My goodness! Look what's happened!
{18716}{18831}-It's not important. Let's drive on.|-You cold-blooded monster!
{18835}{18919}Regardless of what you think,|we must summon help...
{18925}{19010}...and comfort him|until an ambulance arrives.
{19015}{19072}No!
{19076}{19159}Take me, I'm old!
{19165}{19213}And that's what happened.
{19300}{19393}Why are you looking at me like that?|You believed his story!
{19400}{19509}It's looking good, Mr. Simpson.|It's looking very good.
{19518}{19611}They hate me?|What trial were you watching?
{19617}{19685}-Maybe a settlement--|-Settlement! Fine!
{19692}{19741}Hang your heads in shame...
{19749}{19831}...you overpriced,|under-brained notary publics!
{19837}{19956}Just get that ape to my house|and we'll buy him off with a banana!
{19963}{20078}And that ugly customer was|the last Indonesian rhino on earth.
{20084}{20145}I didn't know you liked animals.
{20151}{20239}I don't like everything about them.|Just their heads.
{20245}{20324}Care for some wine, old buddy?
{20329}{20404}-Don't mind if I do.|-Go, go!
{20417}{20533}Bottoms up. There's plenty more|where that came from.
{20555}{20613}Are you trying to get me drunk?
{20619}{20661}Yes. Now, old chum...
{20665}{20790}...I'm sure you agree this trial is|an affront to our collective dignity.
{20795}{20867}What say we settle this, man to man?
{20873}{20931}You mean duke it out?
{20936}{21051}No, I mean I'm prepared to offer|you a generous cash settlement.
{21057}{21127}A princely sum--
{21131}{21261}Well, a handsome sum that can end|this imbroglio once and for all.
{21304}{21406}Five hundred thousand dollars.
{21413}{21451}Goodness!
{21463}{21540}Don't answer me now.|Relax, talk it over.
{21546}{21662}Soak in the opulence of your|surroundings and dream of what can be.
{21668}{21734}Smithers, let's go powder my nose.
{21741}{21808}-What do you think?|-I don't know.
{21816}{21908}Maybe we should take it|and put this ugliness behind us.
{21922}{21987}The fish is in the pan.
{21993}{22054}-What do you think?|-I'll tell you.
{22059}{22126}I think he thinks I'm an idiot!
{22132}{22229}He's offering us this|because he knows he'll lose...
{22234}{22291}...and have to pay us a million.
{22297}{22335}I feel faint.
{22341}{22482}$500,000!|I spit on his $500,000!
{22525}{22619}What's happened to you?|All this greediness and lying...
{22625}{22689}...and shifty lawyers|and phony doctors!
{22701}{22738}Phony doctors? Hello.
{22746}{22852}Know what I'd settle for?|The medical bills and an apology.
{22857}{22924}You won't even get that.|Offer's expired.
{22929}{23051}We'll let the jury decide. Good day.|Smithers, release the hounds.
{23167}{23251}Your Honor, I'd like|to call to the stand...
{23266}{23326}...Mrs. Homer J. Simpson!
{23501}{23619}Do you swear to tell the truth,|the whole truth, so help you God?
{23625}{23655}Yes, I do.
{23661}{23751}-She was taking that very seriously.|-Oh, the truth!
{23788}{23900}Mrs. Simpson, does the name|Julius Hibbert mean anything to you?
{23906}{23989}Yes, he's been our family physician|and friend...
{23994}{24051}...ever since I became a mother.
{24057}{24174}He's seen us through everything|with competence and loving care.
{24179}{24249}But wait a minute! I'm confused.
{24257}{24384}This court heard expert testimony|from one Dr. Nick Riviera.
{24391}{24445}What's your opinion of him?
{24482}{24597}My mother said, "If you can't say|anything nice, don't say anything."
{24603}{24671}-Will that hold up?|-No, I've tried.
{24677}{24752}What is your opinion of Dr. Riviera?
{24759}{24829}And let me remind you,|you're under oath!
{24835}{24881}To be honest...
{24886}{24985}...he seemed more concerned|about wrapping Bart in bandages...
{24991}{25049}...than making him feel better.
{25055}{25131}And he mispronounced words|like "abdomen."
{25136}{25184}And his office was dirty!
{25190}{25287}Now that I think about it,|I'm not sure he's a doctor.
{25292}{25384}And could you describe for us|in your own words...
{25390}{25481}...Bart's "intense mental anguish|and suffering"?
{25487}{25566}Well, I don't know|how intense it was...
{25578}{25664}...but he did miss|three days of school.
{25669}{25746}Although he doesn't like school...
{25753}{25824}...so that may not count as anguish.
{25829}{25920}It was hard on me,|having him around the house.
{25926}{26018}Could you put a dollar amount|on all these hardships?
{26023}{26112}We pay Bart $5 a week|to take out the trash.
{26118}{26243}I suppose if he'd been able to do it,|we might've given him the $5.
{26249}{26283}$5?
{26289}{26398}But your lawyer, assuming he is one,|is asking for a million!
{26404}{26481}Well, we can't blame them|for trying, can we?
{26489}{26568}Thank you, Mrs. Simpson.
{26659}{26720}I'm going to write a figure down.
{26725}{26804}It's not quite as large|as the last one...
{26812}{26876}...but I think you'll find it fair.
{26881}{26921}We should take it.
{26927}{27049}A million dollars.|My wife cost me a million dollars.
{27055}{27124}Would you like|more macaroni and cheese?
{27129}{27197}A million dollars' worth,|you snake-woman!
{27203}{27244}-No.|-String beans?
{27249}{27335}No, you two-timing, backstabbing--|Better answer.
{27340}{27401}-No.|-Celery with cream cheese?
{27407}{27480}Just mouth polite nothings.
{27487}{27559}It would've been cool|to get that million.
{27566}{27592}Bart, please.
{27598}{27662}We could've bought tons|of great stuff.
{27667}{27753}Maids, a pool, fancy sweaters.|Stop me if I'm wrong.
{27758}{27854}-Marge, may I go to Moe's for a drink?|-Sure.
{27860}{27909}I may never come back.
{27916}{27954}Good night.
{27958}{28043}My woman's intuition|is telling me something.
{28049}{28095}I wonder-- Oh, my God.
{28158}{28249}Well, I guess this is|the class I'll die in.
{28255}{28345}You're better off.|Rich people aren't happy.
{28351}{28463}They think they're happy|but trust me, they ain't.
{28470}{28523}Moe, I wish he'd shut up.
{28611}{28686}-A chick!|-And it's not even ladies' night.
{28692}{28778}Hey, guys. Knock it off!|It's just my wife.
{28785}{28873}-Well, hello.|-My name's Marge.
{28907}{29020}Homer, I'd like you to forgive me|for doing the right thing.
{29050}{29143}We've squabbled over money before.|Never this much.
{29148}{29272}It's different than when I washed|your pants with the 20 in the pocket--
{29278}{29397}You think this is about money?|It's not. It's worse.
{29409}{29477}I'm afraid that when I look at you...
{29483}{29590}...I won't see the wife by my side|or the mother of my children.
{29598}{29686}I'll see the dame|who blew my one big chance.
{29693}{29758}-What are you saying?|-I'm saying--
{29763}{29856}She's your wife of 10 years,|you've had 3 children.
{29862}{29903}It's time to be honest.
{29910}{29980}I'm not sure I love you anymore.
{29986}{30079}Don't worry, I won't let on.|I'll still do the bed stuff.
{30085}{30163}-Maybe it won't be so bad.|-Oh, my Lord!
{30168}{30271}I don't want to wait to find out|if you love me anymore.
{30278}{30414}I think that you should look me|in the eyes and find out.
{30418}{30482}Homer, look at me!
{30493}{30604}Do it if it'll shut her up.|Start with the feet. Still angry.
{30610}{30640}Good, Homer!
{30647}{30735}This is tough, need refreshment.|Trustworthy beer.
{30740}{30797}My love for you will never die.
{30803}{30907}All right, look the wife|straight in the eyes and tell her--
{31021}{31115}Who am I kidding?|I love you more than ever!
{31119}{31249}-I love you too!|-Sorry to scare you like that, babe.
{31269}{31311}Okay, everybody!
{31317}{31444}For the next 15 minutes,|one-third off on every pitcher.
{31484}{31608}One per customer, domestic beer only.|Hey, no sharing!
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