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{1}{1}23.978 {2506}{2563}Stop fighting with your sister! {2569}{2684}-She took my glue!|-It's not yours! This is family glue! {2690}{2738}Stop it! This is Thanksgiving! {2744}{2834}So glue friendly,|or I'll take your glue away! {2839}{2890}This isn't about glue. {2895}{2979}He only wants the glue|because I'm using it. {2985}{3031}-Oh, yeah? Prove it!|-Here. {3038}{3109}Hey, man, I don't want|your stupid glue. {3188}{3267}Here comes our friend,|Bullwinkle J. Moose. {3272}{3335}Bullwinkle's antler's sprung a leak. {3340}{3406}Bullwinkle got a taste|of his own medicine. {3412}{3491}-He certainly did, Bill.|-Wait, what did--? {3496}{3563}-Did that make sense?|-Not really, Bill. {3568}{3649}-Now I know how the Pilgrims felt.|-What? {3654}{3708}-Who the hell is that?|-Bullwinkle. {3713}{3810}-Who's that?|-Underdog. Don't you know anything? {3816}{3899}They should use cartoons|made in the last 50 years. {3905}{3936}This is a tradition. {3943}{4038}If you build a balloon|for every cartoon character... {4044}{4106}...you'll turn the parade|into a farce. {4366}{4448}Maggie! I'm about to unveil|my centerpiece. {4453}{4540}It's a tribute to the women|who made our country great. {4547}{4635}See, there's Georgia O'Keeffe,|Susan B. Anthony... {4643}{4706}...and this|is Marjory Stoneman Douglas. {4713}{4824}She worked her whole life|to preserve the Florida Everglades. {4830}{4919}Would you like to contribute|something to it? {4996}{5042}Oh, thank you. {5069}{5134}-Honey, you're in the way.|-Can't I help? {5141}{5221}Well, okay.|Can you do the cranberry sauce? {5226}{5263}Yeah! Where is it? {5268}{5333}-The can is in the cupboard.|-Here? {5339}{5428}-No, the other shelf.|-Got it. Now what? {5434}{5511}-Open the can.|-Where's the can opener? {5516}{5633}It's in the second drawer from|the right. No, no, the other one. {5645}{5674}Oh, I got you. {5725}{5782}It's broken, Mom. Mom, it's broken. {5789}{5879}Mom, it's broken|Mom, it's broken {5885}{5987}I don't think that it's broken.|Here, let me try. {5992}{6042}Here you go. {6117}{6183}Cranberry sauce � la Bart. {6187}{6313}Just stick it in the refrigerator|when you're done, Bart. Bart? {6384}{6488}Those silver-and-blue guys|are the Dallas Cowboys. {6493}{6547}They're Daddy's favorite team. {6553}{6636}He wants them to lose|by less than five points. {6642}{6750}Kogen's got Wolodarsky open way|down field. Oh, what a hit! {6754}{6808}-Yeah, he's out cold, Gil.|-Yes. {6814}{6877}They'll feed him dinner|through a tube. {6884}{6944}Hope they can fit a turkey in there. {6950}{7043}-Homer, you should pick up Grandpa.|-Halftime, Marge. {7048}{7094}Here comes the cavalry. {7112}{7211}-You promised to be nice to my sisters.|-I know, I will. {7318}{7419}-You brought food?|-Just a few things. Swedish meatballs. {7425}{7534}-And my trout almondine.|-You knew I was cooking a turkey. {7540}{7592}-Which is fine.|-More power to you. {7598}{7680}Some people find your turkey|a little dry. {7685}{7733}Now they'll have an option. {7761}{7874}Hi, Patty. Hi, Selma. {7891}{7989}It's good to see you.|Gotta pick up my old man! Bye! {7994}{8065}-So insincere.|-How does she put up with him? {8240}{8327}And now, get set for|our fabulous halftime show... {8332}{8438}...featuring the young go-getters|of Hurray for Everything! {8445}{8526}I love those kids!|They got such a great attitude! {8532}{8605}Ladies and gentlemen,|Hurray for Everything... {8610}{8747}...invites you to join them in|a salute to the greatest hemisphere... {8753}{8852}...the Western hemisphere!|The dancing-est hemisphere! {9164}{9253}Before we sit down to our|delicious turkey pur�e... {9258}{9297}...I have happy news. {9304}{9392}These people have relatives|who wish they could be here: {9397}{9547}Antonowski, Conroy, Falcone,|Martin, Thorsen, and Walsh. {9583}{9674}Oh, and Mrs. Spencer, you too. {9678}{9746}Oh, I knew they wouldn't forget me. {9752}{9838}-Dad, let's get out of here.|-What's your hurry? {9843}{9915}-This place is depressing.|-Hey, I live here! {9919}{10030}Well, I'm sure it's a blast|once you get used to it. {10301}{10377}Mom, you made it! How are you?! {10383}{10530}I have laryngitis and it hurts|to talk, so I'll just say one thing: {10536}{10587}You never do anything right. {10839}{10907}-Thank you!|-You're super! {10914}{10992}In the Silverdome,|now ablaze with flashbulbs... {10997}{11062}...as Hurray for Everything leaves! {11067}{11191}A stadium's too big for flash pictures|to work, but nobody cares! {11254}{11328}That's no way to lay a fire! {11333}{11440}-This will roar any time now.|-A caveman could start it. {11449}{11552}-Dinner! Dinnertime, everybody!|-The hell with this. {11595}{11715}Okay, Lisa, we're ready|for your centerpiece. {11723}{11860}Lisa, my goodness.|That's very impressive. {11865}{11996}Holy moly! That's the biggest|one of those I ever saw! {12001}{12112}-I always said she was gifted.|-Definitely from our side. Right, Mom? {12117}{12186}-Leave me be.|-How long did that take you? {12192}{12275}I couldn't tell you.|It was a labor of love. {12281}{12332}It's my homage to some heroes... {12338}{12409}...who may not have fought any wars,|but who-- {12472}{12585}Speaking of heroes, here's mine:|Tom Turkey! {12589}{12666}-Yikes! What is that?|-It's the centerpiece. {12671}{12736}-It's taking up real estate.|-Stop it! {12740}{12781}-Move it, toots!|-Mom! {12786}{12835}I'm sure there's room for both. {12841}{12887}Let me.... {12908}{13022}Bart, you're wrecking it!|Let go! I worked forever on this! {13221}{13283}-Hey, that got her going!|-Bitchen! {13324}{13428}Bart! You don't even care!|You don't even care! {13617}{13681}All right, that's it!|Go to your room now! {13687}{13798}I'll take some white meat to go,|and send up the pie. {13803}{13861}-I said now!|-Mom, do I have to? {13866}{13946}Yes, you do!|I hope you're happy, Bart! {13952}{14036}You've ruined Thanksgiving! {14124}{14229}I didn't ruin Thanksgiving, she did.|I always get blamed. {14235}{14317}And Lord, we're thankful|for nuclear power... {14323}{14390}...the cleanest,|safest energy source... {14396}{14476}...except for solar,|which is a pipe dream. {14482}{14601}Thank you for the occasional moments|of love our family's experienced. {14606}{14677}Not today. You saw what happened! {14683}{14800}Lord, be honest! Are we the most|pathetic family in the universe? {14807}{14915}-Amen.|-Worst prayer yet. {14979}{15045}Why don't I go talk to the children? {15049}{15142}Don't worry, Marge will|fix everything. {15288}{15380}Honey, your food is getting cold. {15410}{15499}-That's all right.|-I'm sorry about what happened. {15505}{15568}I poured my heart|into that centerpiece! {15576}{15668}-Things like that always happen!|-I've noticed that. {15674}{15765}When you feel like coming down,|we'll be there. {15929}{16036}You can come down to dinner|when you're ready to apologize. {16043}{16142}And it's going to be a real apology|in front of everybody. {16148}{16271}Apologize? For what? Clearing the|table? Having a sense of humor? {16276}{16371}They think they can starve|an apology out of me? {16458}{16517}Uh-oh. I mean, good! {16568}{16653}Hey, what are you doing?! No!|Drop that drumstick! {16658}{16705}Bad dog! Bad Santa's Helper. {16710}{16850}Come on, give me that. Give me that!|Don't! Okay, out you go! {16867}{16922}Boy, come here. You're a good dog. {16941}{17036}We don't need them|to get a Thanksgiving dinner. {17225}{17264}Wow! Swanky! {17416}{17526}Smithers, every year you|outstrip yourself in succulence. {17532}{17610}Thank you, sir.|Would you like some yams? {17615}{17706}No, I couldn't eat another bite.|Dispose of all this. {17712}{17796}I did save room|for your special pumpkin pie. {17802}{17863}It's cooling on the windowsill. {17910}{17965}Stay here, boy. {18425}{18469}Mr. Burns? Base command. {18473}{18540}The intruder is a young male,|age 9 to 11. {18545}{18615}Release the hounds. {18921}{19038}I saw the best meals|Of my generation destroyed {19044}{19115}By the madness of my brother {19121}{19269}My soul carved in slices|By spiky-haired demons {19341}{19460}Don't worry. We'll get some grub.|Even if we have to pay for it. {19731}{19835}Cool! The wrong side of the tracks. {19989}{20085}Twelve bucks! Hey, I can bleed. {20157}{20244}You've gotta be 18.|Let's see some I.D. {20250}{20340}-Here you go, doll face.|-Okay, Homer. Just relax. {20381}{20442}At the risk of losing my voice... {20449}{20561}...let me just say one more thing:|I'm sorry I came. {20565}{20641}-When's he going to apologize?|-He's stubborn. {20647}{20766}Homer was never stubborn.|He always folded instantly. {20772}{20833}As if he had no will of his own. {20838}{20903}-Isn't that true, Homer?|-Yes, Dad. {20962}{21059}Twelve bucks and a free cookie.|What a country. {21339}{21409}-Cute little guy.|-He's coming around. {21414}{21506}-You look a little pale, son.|-We better get you some food. {21526}{21583}Here we are. {21741}{21812}All right! Twelve big ones|and free grub! {21818}{21925}Viva skid row! Hey, it's that|anchor dude from Channel 6. {21930}{22017}He's doing one of those|be-thankful stories. {22023}{22088}We have lots of names|for these people: {22093}{22186}Bums, deadbeats, losers,|scums of the earth. {22193}{22322}We'd like to sweep them into the gutter|or to some other out-of-the-way place. {22339}{22436}Oh, we have our reasons:|They're depressing. {22442}{22533}-They're crazy. They smell bad.|-Hey, listen, man. {22538}{22576}I'm going somewhere. {22581}{22667}So every year on one lone,|conscience-salving day... {22673}{22770}...we toss these people a bone.|A turkey bone. {22776}{22836}That's supposed to make|it all better. {22843}{22987}You won't find the freeloader or|Charlie Chaplin's little tramp here. {22993}{23060}Pompous, blow-dried, college boy! {23066}{23150}-His girlfriend does the weather.|-You don't say. {23156}{23233}Lisa wants to read us a poem|she's written. {23238}{23299}Sounds interesting. {23313}{23433}"Howl of the Unappreciated"|by Lisa Simpson. {23439}{23480}"I saw the best meals--" {23486}{23537}-It's Bart!|-What show is this? {23542}{23603}How long have you been|on the streets? {23609}{23679}-Five years.|-Your family may be watching. {23685}{23792}-Anything you'd like to say?|-Ha-ha! I didn't apologize! {23798}{23863}Oh, no! My sweet, little Bart. {23929}{23985}Give me the number for 911! {24061}{24175}Thanks for your help.|This reporter smells another Emmy. {24180}{24284}We're rooting for you.|Got someplace to sleep tonight, Bart? {24290}{24361}Yeah, there's this family|I hang out with. {24366}{24450}-Sounds pretty sweet.|-Yeah, I guess it is. {24471}{24526}See you at Christmas. {24643}{24746}Guys, unless you feel weird|about taking money... {24753}{24800}...from a kid, I thought.... {24806}{24896}-I wouldn't feel weird.|-I'm comfortable with it. {24972}{25064}Forget the report?|He's down at the Rescue Mission! {25071}{25098}He's long gone. {25104}{25169}Can you think of a reason|why he ran away? {25174}{25284}Well, we did kind of yell at him|and sent him to his room... {25289}{25368}...and forced him to apologize|to his sister. {25414}{25544}-I said he ruined Thanksgiving.|-Oh, I see. {25609}{25676}Best Thanksgiving ever, eh, boy? {25681}{25748}Goodbye. I'm sure Bart will be back. {25753}{25852}I'd say something comforting,|but you know, my voice. {25860}{25930}Let's go! If I'm not back|at the home by 9... {25936}{26012}...they declare me dead|and collect my insurance. {26027}{26095}This is a terrible thing|that's happened. {26101}{26169}-But we can't blame ourselves.|-We can! {26175}{26270}Children need discipline.|Ask any advice columnist. {26276}{26360}Marge, are we ever gonna|see him again? {26429}{26494}Should I or shouldn't I? {26515}{26624}-Hey, everybody, I'm home.|-Bart? You're home! {26629}{26726}Oh, my special little guy!|We were so worried! {26732}{26807}Boy, we were afraid we'd lost you! {26812}{26929}Welcome back, Bart. I'm sorry we had|such a terrible fight. {26936}{27024}Isn't there something|you'd like to say to her? {27028}{27136}-Okay, I'm sorry too.|-No, no, no! That won't do at all! {27142}{27235}Get down on your knees|and beg for forgiveness. {27239}{27297}Yeah, beg me, Bart. Beg me! {27302}{27374}Lisa, I beg of you, please forgive me. {27502}{27572}Now we can blame him for everything! {27576}{27628}-It's your fault I'm bald!|-Sorry. {27634}{27688}-It's your fault I'm old!|-Sorry. {27694}{27763}-It's your fault I can't talk!|-Sorry. {27768}{27866}It's your fault America|has lost its way. {27871}{28004}-It's all your fault.|-I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! {28009}{28103}I'm sorry all right.|Sorry I came back here! {28369}{28452}Whoa! My whiffle balls,|my water rockets! {28456}{28543}Jackpot! A sellout crowd|at the Super Bowl... {28550}{28623}...Simpson down by six|with two seconds left. {28629}{28688}He's got Simpson in the open. {28714}{28775}Touchdown, Simpson! {28781}{28888}The boy nobody wanted|just won the Super Bowl! {28979}{29073}Dear Log, my brother|is still missing... {29080}{29218}...and maybe it's my fault.|I failed to take his abuse with humor. {29224}{29336}I miss him so much already|that I don't know.... {29430}{29529}Hey, Lisa! It's me, Bart! {29543}{29630}-Bart? Where are you?|-I'm on the roof. {29830}{29893}What are you doing?|Everybody's worried. {29899}{29936}-Did they cry?|-Yes. {29941}{29967}Bull's-eye! {29974}{30077}-Why did you burn my centerpiece?|-Come on. {30084}{30152}Because you hate me|or because you're bad? {30156}{30243}I don't know.|I don't know why I enjoyed it... {30249}{30293}...or why I'll do it again! {30300}{30349}-Just tell me you're sorry.|-Why? {30354}{30443}The only reason to apologize|is if you look... {30452}{30568}...inside yourself and find a spot|you wish wasn't there... {30574}{30661}...because you feel bad you hurt|my feelings. {30666}{30721}-Leave me alone.|-Just look! {30726}{30864}Okay, okay. Looking for the spot. {30870}{30962}Still checking. This is stupid.|I won't find anything. {30969}{31105}Just because I wrecked something|she worked hard at and made her-- {31173}{31293}-I'm sorry, Lisa.|-Apology accepted. {31368}{31440}You know, Marge, we're great parents. {31445}{31497}O Lord, we thank thee... {31504}{31597}...for giving us one more crack|at togetherness. {31603}{31657}Amen.