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All right. 10 00:01:28,154 --> 00:01:29,894 Are we supposed to follow him? 11 00:01:29,989 --> 00:01:31,900 -What's gonna happen? -KENDALL: Uh, just be cool. 12 00:01:33,618 --> 00:01:37,827 So, this guy's your boy, right? 13 00:01:37,956 --> 00:01:40,197 Yeah. Hey, listen, can I talk to you about something? 14 00:01:40,291 --> 00:01:41,576 -Mmm-hmm. Sure. -Uh... 15 00:01:41,668 --> 00:01:42,828 Oh, here she comes. What's up? 16 00:01:42,919 --> 00:01:45,080 JESS: So, he'sjust decompressing, apparently, 17 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:47,378 but he's really down to connect. 18 00:01:47,465 --> 00:01:49,046 -Oh, yeah, he's decompressing? -Mmm-hmm. 19 00:01:49,133 --> 00:01:51,920 What, from his voyage to the bottom of the fuckin' rap ocean? 20 00:01:52,011 --> 00:01:53,922 -His show was a shitty show. -(LAUGHS) 21 00:01:54,013 --> 00:01:56,550 Look, the label got a room for you guys. 22 00:01:56,641 --> 00:01:59,053 -Right here. -l'm sorry, what's your name? 23 00:01:59,143 --> 00:02:00,303 -Jess. -Jess. Sorry. 24 00:02:00,395 --> 00:02:03,432 Can you just remind him he's the guy that owns the company 25 00:02:03,523 --> 00:02:05,104 that owns the company that owns the label, 26 00:02:05,191 --> 00:02:06,772 -that pays his fucking ass? -Absolutely. 27 00:02:06,859 --> 00:02:08,724 Yeah, just don't say those words. 28 00:02:08,820 --> 00:02:14,486 Oh, my gosh, look at this. Shrimp, huh? Look at this. 29 00:02:14,784 --> 00:02:17,821 Warmed in this airless box for, like, what, let's say, six hours? 30 00:02:17,912 --> 00:02:21,325 And is this goo? Is this delicious fucking goo? 31 00:02:21,416 --> 00:02:22,872 Look at that. Mmm. 32 00:02:22,959 --> 00:02:25,666 So, listen, I need to, uh, say something, 33 00:02:25,795 --> 00:02:27,126 but once I've said it, I'll have said it, 34 00:02:27,213 --> 00:02:30,125 and while it's not a big deal, it's delicate. 35 00:02:30,216 --> 00:02:31,501 What is it? You fucked the company? 36 00:02:31,593 --> 00:02:34,050 -I haven't fucked the company. -Uh-huh. 37 00:02:35,430 --> 00:02:36,419 Scientology? What is it? 38 00:02:36,514 --> 00:02:39,096 Look, we're friends, we go back, I can trust you. 39 00:02:39,267 --> 00:02:41,883 -Right? -No. 40 00:02:42,270 --> 00:02:45,182 Sure, but on money stuff, I can trust you? 41 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:46,972 No. 42 00:02:47,150 --> 00:02:51,359 Because, um, we're calling a vote of no confidence on my dad. 43 00:02:52,488 --> 00:02:55,696 -What the fuck, man... -lt's the best way fon/vard right now. 44 00:02:55,783 --> 00:02:57,694 Oh, my God. This is fucking terrible. 45 00:02:57,785 --> 00:03:00,743 Bro, you're gonna fuck the company. You're fucking with my money, Ken. 46 00:03:00,830 --> 00:03:04,038 Look, I'm telling you, it's just cleanest. He's lost it. 47 00:03:04,500 --> 00:03:07,913 He's going to DC. tomorrow to piss away our political capital, 48 00:03:08,004 --> 00:03:09,744 and position us permanently in a dying sector. 49 00:03:09,839 --> 00:03:11,420 -Do you think you can win? -Of course. 50 00:03:11,507 --> 00:03:14,624 (STUTTERS) It's finished. I'm informing you, not courting you. 51 00:03:14,719 --> 00:03:16,675 Because I have to work with whoever's left. 52 00:03:16,763 --> 00:03:18,003 Right. With me. 53 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:22,594 So, are we good? 54 00:03:22,685 --> 00:03:24,550 Can I count on your vote for Team Future? 55 00:03:25,063 --> 00:03:27,179 I can promise you that I am spiritually, 56 00:03:27,273 --> 00:03:32,233 and emotionally and ethically and morally behind whoever wins. 57 00:03:32,445 --> 00:03:34,436 (THEME MUSIC PLAYING) 58 00:05:05,621 --> 00:05:06,610 What's the matter? 59 00:05:06,706 --> 00:05:08,788 I'm pissed because I have to come down to him 60 00:05:08,875 --> 00:05:11,036 like a fuckin' FedEx guy. Why can't he come to us? 61 00:05:12,086 --> 00:05:14,372 Well, I guess he's the president. 62 00:05:14,464 --> 00:05:18,878 Fuckin' Californian shrunken little raisin. I've seen 10 of 'em. 63 00:05:18,968 --> 00:05:21,584 He's basically a fuckin' intern. 64 00:05:21,929 --> 00:05:25,012 -Are you okay, Karl, on all this? -Yeah. Sure. Yeah. 65 00:05:25,099 --> 00:05:26,339 -LOGAN: On the law? -Yeah. 66 00:05:26,434 --> 00:05:28,891 Gerri walked me through it, too, so... 67 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,684 I wish she was here, and not you. 68 00:05:30,772 --> 00:05:32,012 (CHUCKLES) 69 00:05:32,106 --> 00:05:35,064 Well, thank you. 70 00:05:35,151 --> 00:05:37,813 She has to stay in the city for board meeting prep, so... 71 00:05:37,904 --> 00:05:40,065 It was a joke, Karl. 72 00:05:40,156 --> 00:05:41,646 (SIREN BLARES) 73 00:05:43,576 --> 00:05:45,066 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 74 00:05:46,913 --> 00:05:49,655 And I'm guessing if I say cortado with almond, 75 00:05:49,749 --> 00:05:52,832 you're gonna look like I'm some kind ofjerk, right? 76 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:56,748 I will have a black coffee, please, and thank you. 77 00:05:58,424 --> 00:05:59,459 Is this safe? 78 00:05:59,550 --> 00:06:01,882 I don't think we're gonna bump into anyone here. 79 00:06:02,428 --> 00:06:03,668 So, how'd it go with Stewy? 80 00:06:03,763 --> 00:06:05,424 It went great. He's in. 81 00:06:05,765 --> 00:06:08,552 Okay. Well, that's great. 82 00:06:09,477 --> 00:06:11,513 Yeah. So, I think we're all good. 83 00:06:13,815 --> 00:06:14,850 Uh-huh. 84 00:06:16,234 --> 00:06:19,226 Shall ljust run it one more time, 85 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,936 before we open our kimonos in public? 86 00:06:22,031 --> 00:06:23,896 Givens, Logan. 87 00:06:23,991 --> 00:06:27,404 Once the vote is proposed, he's recused, out of the game. 88 00:06:27,787 --> 00:06:31,405 So, we have Kendall, Roman, Frank. Three votes in favor. 89 00:06:31,499 --> 00:06:33,035 And Asha. Your pet. That's good? 90 00:06:33,209 --> 00:06:34,915 Rock solid. Already floated and noted. 91 00:06:35,002 --> 00:06:35,991 Right. 92 00:06:36,254 --> 00:06:41,590 Paul, Dewi, Datu, they're old guard, they'll go Logan. 93 00:06:41,801 --> 00:06:45,589 Yeah, well, sure. I mean... But sure. 94 00:06:45,930 --> 00:06:51,015 Okay, Uncle Ewan, uh, he's still a possible, right? Um... 95 00:06:51,102 --> 00:06:53,309 You could maybe stoke the old resentments? 96 00:06:53,396 --> 00:06:55,603 Lady Macbeth, gettin' your little fuckin' screwdriver in. 97 00:06:55,690 --> 00:06:57,931 It's not a fucking teddy bear's picnic, Roman, 98 00:06:58,109 --> 00:06:59,565 -it's a massacre. -Lawrence? 99 00:07:00,152 --> 00:07:01,938 Dad would sell Vaulter for parts. 100 00:07:02,029 --> 00:07:03,690 Lawrence would be crazy not to vote with me. 101 00:07:03,781 --> 00:07:04,816 Except Lawrence hates you. 102 00:07:05,658 --> 00:07:08,650 We have three for Logan, five against, three unknowns. 103 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:12,119 Oh, come on, this is bullshit. Look, we push, Lawrence is ours, 104 00:07:12,206 --> 00:07:14,367 Ewan could be ours, Ilona could be ours. 105 00:07:14,458 --> 00:07:17,200 Gerri can't vote, but she can talk for senior management. 106 00:07:17,295 --> 00:07:18,876 This is done. There's being cautious, 107 00:07:18,963 --> 00:07:20,453 and there's being fucking time-wasters. 108 00:07:20,548 --> 00:07:23,039 If you want me to do this, you gotta look worst case. 109 00:07:23,175 --> 00:07:25,541 Lawrence, Ewan, Ilona, all in play. 110 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:27,418 One more makes us sure winners. 111 00:07:27,722 --> 00:07:31,635 Yeah. We, uh, hit Lawrence. 112 00:07:32,476 --> 00:07:35,513 MAN: (ON PHONE) Igot the call. The nuclear reactor is sealed off. 113 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:38,642 -The infected have been shot. -Oh, that's great. 114 00:07:38,733 --> 00:07:41,190 That's great. Thank you. 115 00:07:41,319 --> 00:07:43,731 -Yeah. -Thank you so much. 116 00:07:43,821 --> 00:07:45,732 -We're good. -Okay. Okay. 117 00:07:45,865 --> 00:07:47,071 -Goodbye. -Bye. 118 00:07:47,158 --> 00:07:49,194 -Yeah. Goodbye forever. -Hope so. 119 00:07:49,493 --> 00:07:52,610 ...three men to own half the wealth of America. 120 00:07:52,705 --> 00:07:56,118 TOM: I have just been given the all-clear. 121 00:07:56,208 --> 00:07:57,448 Oh! 122 00:07:57,543 --> 00:07:58,953 I feel I can breathe again. 123 00:07:59,045 --> 00:08:02,958 Honestly, honey, it's like this 900-pound gorilla 124 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:05,461 -has finally stopped fucking me. -(CHUCKLES) 125 00:08:05,551 --> 00:08:08,008 Now, is this the thing I don't want to know about? 126 00:08:08,095 --> 00:08:11,758 (SIGHS) Yeah. And, it's gone. 127 00:08:12,683 --> 00:08:16,972 I think I'm good. I think I'm good. Greg. Me. The circle's tight. 128 00:08:17,605 --> 00:08:20,187 He's good. He's my little R2 unit. 129 00:08:20,399 --> 00:08:22,355 I don't know. 130 00:08:22,443 --> 00:08:26,812 (GROANS) I don't... This... I don't fucking know! (SIGHS) 131 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:27,941 Should I stick with her? 132 00:08:28,032 --> 00:08:30,023 Is that a president? 133 00:08:30,117 --> 00:08:33,109 Maybe. I don't know. 134 00:08:33,245 --> 00:08:35,782 Now, not to be Groomzilla, but can we talk about menus? 135 00:08:35,873 --> 00:08:38,956 'Cause I really love Lake Como, but I'm worried about the fog. 136 00:08:39,043 --> 00:08:43,036 One thing is, people don't change. You know, a candidate can't change. 137 00:08:43,130 --> 00:08:45,371 You can primp and plump and repackage, 138 00:08:45,466 --> 00:08:47,627 but if you want to change someone fundamentally, 139 00:08:47,718 --> 00:08:49,003 -forget it. -So, should we go 140 00:08:49,095 --> 00:08:51,882 very old New York classy? 141 00:08:52,139 --> 00:08:54,551 Oh, yeah. Uh, I... 142 00:08:54,642 --> 00:08:58,681 Sorry, I had a pretty shitty phone call with my mom the other day, 143 00:08:58,771 --> 00:09:01,137 and just to smooth things over, I said that we might 144 00:09:01,232 --> 00:09:03,974 have the wedding back in England. 145 00:09:04,110 --> 00:09:06,442 -You what? -Yeah. 146 00:09:06,529 --> 00:09:09,111 -Is that a biggie for you? -Excuse me, Shiv. Fuck. 147 00:09:09,198 --> 00:09:11,484 Tom, it'sjust a wedding. The planners will figure it out. 148 00:09:11,575 --> 00:09:14,112 -"Just a wedding"? Shiv. -Yeah. 149 00:09:14,245 --> 00:09:15,826 -It's our wedding! -Oh, Tom... 150 00:09:15,913 --> 00:09:18,325 -It only happens once. -I can't do this right now. 151 00:09:18,457 --> 00:09:19,537 -Tom. -Okay. No... 152 00:09:19,625 --> 00:09:21,991 I'm trying to think about work. 153 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:24,160 And I'm looking fon/vard to it, 154 00:09:24,255 --> 00:09:28,624 but I just can't get into it all, all the details. (SIGHS) 155 00:09:28,759 --> 00:09:31,171 I mean, the wedding might be in England, but it might not. 156 00:09:31,262 --> 00:09:34,129 Okay, okay, sorry, sorry. 157 00:09:35,141 --> 00:09:38,429 So, I'll take Lawrence, and you can firm up the others, yeah? 158 00:09:38,561 --> 00:09:40,847 Uh, that's okay. I got him. 159 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:42,390 No, I know the guy. 160 00:09:42,481 --> 00:09:44,563 I see him at every fucking fakers party, 161 00:09:44,650 --> 00:09:46,811 phony soft opening that I go to. 162 00:09:46,944 --> 00:09:49,936 We're like two peas in a metrosexual think pod. 163 00:09:50,072 --> 00:09:51,187 Look, are we doing this? 164 00:09:51,282 --> 00:09:53,819 Are we running a fucking company together, or what? 165 00:09:58,247 --> 00:10:00,454 Look, Rome, I'm just trying to... 166 00:10:00,541 --> 00:10:02,281 -I got it. -I know you're not a clown. 167 00:10:02,376 --> 00:10:03,661 -l'm not. -It's delicate. 168 00:10:03,753 --> 00:10:07,120 Oh, it's delicate? I didn't realize it was delicate, the little nuances. 169 00:10:07,214 --> 00:10:09,546 Lawrence fuckin' hates you, man, he does. 170 00:10:09,633 --> 00:10:11,339 -And he likes you? -Yeah. 171 00:10:11,427 --> 00:10:12,667 He likes me. People like me. 172 00:10:12,762 --> 00:10:15,424 I look like a matador, and everyone wants to fuck me. 173 00:10:15,514 --> 00:10:17,300 I see him around. I know the guy. 174 00:10:17,391 --> 00:10:18,927 -Trust me. -Okay. 175 00:10:20,061 --> 00:10:22,518 KARL: Gerri says there are multiple indicators 176 00:10:22,605 --> 00:10:24,687 he wants to be sympathetic to our expansion. 177 00:10:24,774 --> 00:10:25,763 LOGAN: You think so? 178 00:10:25,858 --> 00:10:29,817 If he waves this through, he gets hundreds of local TV stations 179 00:10:29,904 --> 00:10:32,771 most amenable to talking about what a great fuckin' guy he is. 180 00:10:32,865 --> 00:10:35,823 He just needs to be prepared to take a little political heat is all. 181 00:10:36,285 --> 00:10:41,200 Mmm, four more years, we're Procter & Gamble of the news. 182 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:46,370 (HORN HONKING) 183 00:10:46,921 --> 00:10:48,252 Hey, Tom. 184 00:10:48,839 --> 00:10:50,670 Uh, I'm heading to Washington. 185 00:10:50,966 --> 00:10:53,924 Do you mind if I miss dinner? I need to figure out about Joyce. 186 00:10:54,011 --> 00:10:55,421 No, sweetheart, that's fine. 187 00:10:55,513 --> 00:10:57,504 If you need to think about your commitment to Joyce, 188 00:10:57,598 --> 00:10:59,589 then go, do it. Go to Washington. 189 00:10:59,683 --> 00:11:01,514 SHIV: Yeah, I just wondered if] picked the right horse. 190 00:11:01,602 --> 00:11:03,092 No, I get it, I do. Yeah. 191 00:11:03,187 --> 00:11:04,893 Slide her under the X-ray machine, baby. 192 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,015 Yes. 193 00:11:06,107 --> 00:11:08,143 -Okay. Love you. Bye. -You, too. Bye. 194 00:11:08,275 --> 00:11:10,106 -Hey, hey, guy. -Hey, hey. 195 00:11:10,194 --> 00:11:12,150 Hey. Everything okay, Greg? 196 00:11:12,238 --> 00:11:13,978 -Yeah. Yeah. Sure. -Sure? 197 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:19,196 -Good. Good, good. -(GREG SCATTING) 198 00:11:19,286 --> 00:11:23,905 You know, you can talk to me about anything. You know? 199 00:11:25,292 --> 00:11:28,125 Oh, yeah. Well, I... Thanks. 200 00:11:28,212 --> 00:11:32,046 Fantastic... Resource. 201 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,422 (SCATTING) 202 00:11:35,719 --> 00:11:38,210 Okay, okay. 203 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:40,967 So, Shiv is going to Washington, 204 00:11:41,058 --> 00:11:45,848 so, tonight, why don't I take you out? 205 00:11:49,316 --> 00:11:50,305 No? 206 00:11:52,153 --> 00:11:54,860 What, for real? 207 00:11:54,989 --> 00:11:56,900 I thought you were gonna say 208 00:11:56,991 --> 00:12:00,575 "take you out and beat the shit out of you," 209 00:12:00,661 --> 00:12:03,744 or "take you out and put a bullet through your dumb fuckin' brain," 210 00:12:03,831 --> 00:12:05,537 or something else, you know, funny like that. 211 00:12:05,624 --> 00:12:07,489 No, Greg, I'm not some beast. 212 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:13,288 Well, actually, uh, I finally got paid... 213 00:12:13,382 --> 00:12:15,589 (CHUCKLES) Attaboy. Okay. 214 00:12:15,676 --> 00:12:17,883 It's like they're not paying the light bill here, 215 00:12:17,970 --> 00:12:20,006 urn, but I actually got paid, 216 00:12:20,097 --> 00:12:23,305 and l was thinking about maybe going to, uh... 217 00:12:23,392 --> 00:12:27,886 Have you ever visited California Pizza Kitchen? 218 00:12:28,105 --> 00:12:30,938 -(LAUGHS) No. Dear Lord, no. -It's pretty delicious, Tom. 219 00:12:31,025 --> 00:12:33,141 No. No, it isn't, Greg. 220 00:12:33,235 --> 00:12:35,942 You might think it tastes delicious, but... 221 00:12:36,030 --> 00:12:37,895 They make a Cajun chicken linguini just how I like it. 222 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,480 But that's not how you're supposed to like it. 223 00:12:44,205 --> 00:12:47,868 So, let's go out, and I'll teach you. 224 00:12:47,958 --> 00:12:51,075 And I'll show you how to be rich. Okay? It'll be fun. 225 00:12:53,589 --> 00:12:56,296 He'll be just along the hallway here, Mr. Roy. 226 00:12:56,383 --> 00:13:01,047 I have been here before, and I do know how hallways work. 227 00:13:02,014 --> 00:13:05,381 Someone will be with you shortly. 228 00:13:08,479 --> 00:13:12,313 What a fuckin' song and dance, eh? (CHUCKLES) 229 00:13:12,441 --> 00:13:14,682 -Ah. -Mr. Roy. I am so sorry, 230 00:13:14,777 --> 00:13:17,063 but the president passes on his sincere apologies. 231 00:13:17,154 --> 00:13:19,736 He's currently dealing with a matter of homeland security. 232 00:13:19,823 --> 00:13:21,939 He's sure you'll understand, but he's going to need to offer 233 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,366 an alternative face for this discussion. 234 00:13:24,453 --> 00:13:27,820 "Alternative face," what the fuck does that mean? 235 00:13:27,915 --> 00:13:30,657 If I drop my pants, I can show you an alternative face. 236 00:13:30,751 --> 00:13:32,582 How does that sound? 237 00:13:33,045 --> 00:13:36,537 LOGAN: Have I been snubbed? Find out if I've been snubbed. 238 00:13:36,632 --> 00:13:38,293 KARL: I don't think you've been snubbed. 239 00:13:38,384 --> 00:13:41,467 Is this a snubbing? Just fucking find out! 240 00:13:42,763 --> 00:13:47,757 Holy shit. Wamsgans! A fuckin' black eye? 241 00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,508 You should see the other guy. (CHUCKLES) 242 00:13:49,603 --> 00:13:51,889 The guy who jammed his dick in your eye? 243 00:13:52,022 --> 00:13:55,981 Let'sjust say, uh, lwas in bed with Shiv, so... 244 00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:57,607 What? She punched you? 245 00:13:58,445 --> 00:13:59,810 No. 246 00:13:59,905 --> 00:14:01,896 Things just get a little hot and heavy. 247 00:14:01,991 --> 00:14:03,606 A little freaky-deaky. So... 248 00:14:04,034 --> 00:14:06,446 Fuckin' our sister? That's cool, man. 249 00:14:06,537 --> 00:14:08,903 TOM: Yeah, it's kind of weird when you talk about that. 250 00:14:08,998 --> 00:14:10,954 ROMAN: No, I think it's really cool. I think we should... 251 00:14:11,041 --> 00:14:13,999 Like, what's it like to bang our sister? 252 00:14:14,128 --> 00:14:15,538 So, what's goin' on? Clue me in. 253 00:14:15,629 --> 00:14:17,494 Uh, wejust finished, bud. 254 00:14:17,589 --> 00:14:23,175 Yup. (CLICKS TONGUE) Yeah, I'm gonna go eat a fucking elk, or something. 255 00:14:23,554 --> 00:14:24,669 See ya later. 256 00:14:24,763 --> 00:14:26,719 Oh, hey, Tom. 257 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:31,805 Just to say, I know you've been eating a lot of shit for me, 258 00:14:31,895 --> 00:14:35,729 that I don't know about, and I appreciate that. 259 00:14:35,816 --> 00:14:38,933 And Iwant you to know, I like you. 260 00:14:39,028 --> 00:14:40,734 You're Team Kendall, man. 261 00:14:40,821 --> 00:14:44,313 Lot of stuff goin' down, but you're on the team. 262 00:14:44,658 --> 00:14:46,694 Thanks, brother. 263 00:14:48,704 --> 00:14:49,693 Here's to us. 264 00:14:50,831 --> 00:14:52,617 To us. 265 00:14:53,542 --> 00:14:58,377 Uh, so, I do need to ask something, but, um... 266 00:14:58,505 --> 00:14:59,915 We're cool, yeah? 267 00:15:00,632 --> 00:15:02,873 Like, we're fuckin' disruptors, yeah? 268 00:15:02,968 --> 00:15:04,083 Yeah. 269 00:15:05,512 --> 00:15:06,752 But, um, 270 00:15:08,599 --> 00:15:10,135 what would you say... 271 00:15:11,810 --> 00:15:13,095 What would you say if I told you 272 00:15:13,187 --> 00:15:15,599 that there was gonna be a vote of no confidence tomorrow? 273 00:15:17,107 --> 00:15:19,223 Kick out the old man, in with the new guard. 274 00:15:19,318 --> 00:15:20,933 Romey and the homey. 275 00:15:21,487 --> 00:15:23,569 You and Kendall are thinking of killing your dad? 276 00:15:23,655 --> 00:15:25,486 -Well... -That's a little Greek tragedy. 277 00:15:25,574 --> 00:15:26,734 Yeah, Oedipus. 278 00:15:26,825 --> 00:15:29,567 Did I say that I was going to fuck Marcia? No. 279 00:15:29,661 --> 00:15:32,778 Although I definitely would, 'cause she's hot. 280 00:15:32,873 --> 00:15:35,660 But that's, you know, that's like phase two. 281 00:15:37,378 --> 00:15:39,243 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 282 00:15:41,298 --> 00:15:43,289 -Hey. -Hey. 283 00:15:43,384 --> 00:15:44,464 (CHUCKLES) 284 00:15:47,429 --> 00:15:51,388 -I'm sorry I'm late. -SHIV: Uh, yeah, no. No worries. 285 00:15:51,475 --> 00:15:53,887 Oh, this place has changed. 286 00:15:53,977 --> 00:15:55,308 Uh... 287 00:15:55,813 --> 00:15:57,303 Yeah. (SCOFFS) 288 00:15:57,398 --> 00:16:02,062 I mean, well, everything changes. We've changed. 289 00:16:03,153 --> 00:16:08,989 What's this? Shiv Roy goes soulful. Does not suit you. 290 00:16:09,076 --> 00:16:12,660 It's like you're wearing a turtleneck, and a stick-on mustache. 291 00:16:12,913 --> 00:16:13,993 (CHUCKLES) 292 00:16:14,081 --> 00:16:17,949 All right, yeah. Well, I do have feelings. 293 00:16:20,963 --> 00:16:24,296 So, congratulations on Senator Miller. 294 00:16:24,383 --> 00:16:25,463 Thank you. 295 00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:27,257 Not exactly the fuckin' Southern Strategy, 296 00:16:27,344 --> 00:16:29,960 gettin' a bunch of Jews, blacks, and media studies professors, 297 00:16:30,055 --> 00:16:32,216 to vote in a Democrat in New York State, but still... 298 00:16:32,307 --> 00:16:33,843 Uh, fuck you. You've seen the numbers. 299 00:16:33,934 --> 00:16:36,471 Yeah, there's a number of ways of analyzing the numbers. 300 00:16:36,562 --> 00:16:39,975 I did a fucking good job, in the teeth of a scandal. 301 00:16:40,065 --> 00:16:43,148 At this point in the cycle, I knocked it out of the fucking park. 302 00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,850 So, you know what? Here's to me. 303 00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:50,861 How's everything in the People's Republic of Gil Eavis? 304 00:16:50,951 --> 00:16:51,986 Amazing. 305 00:16:54,246 --> 00:16:58,159 So, go on, Shiv, what is this? 306 00:16:58,542 --> 00:17:02,410 Okay, uh, well, 307 00:17:02,504 --> 00:17:05,337 I want you to think about joining us. 308 00:17:05,424 --> 00:17:07,710 -Me and Joyce. -Why? 309 00:17:08,302 --> 00:17:10,418 Because I need a piece of shit on the team. 310 00:17:11,430 --> 00:17:13,011 What do you think? 311 00:17:13,140 --> 00:17:16,632 I think... Is it a good idea? You and me? 312 00:17:17,060 --> 00:17:19,472 -Uh, yeah. Why? -Historically speaking, 313 00:17:19,563 --> 00:17:23,351 we found it quite hard not to fuck each other. 314 00:17:26,862 --> 00:17:30,025 It's great to see you on such short notice. 315 00:17:30,115 --> 00:17:31,275 Shush.Eat 316 00:17:32,159 --> 00:17:35,071 I finished most of 'em, Grandpa. 317 00:17:35,704 --> 00:17:37,569 Your mother says you don't have any money. 318 00:17:38,373 --> 00:17:40,079 Until recently, but actually, 319 00:17:40,167 --> 00:17:42,078 -um, my pay came through. -EWAN: Uh-huh. 320 00:17:42,169 --> 00:17:44,751 And now, I'm incredibly rich. 321 00:17:44,838 --> 00:17:47,329 -Really? -Mmm-hmm. 322 00:17:47,466 --> 00:17:51,709 Well, I'm sure you're going to be very happy. 323 00:17:51,803 --> 00:17:52,883 GREG: Thank you. 324 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:57,965 EWAN: She also told me to feed you, so,eatup. 325 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,642 (EXHALES) Honestly, I think my stomach might have shrunk 326 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:05,063 during my period of poverty. 327 00:18:05,275 --> 00:18:09,985 The waste in this city is obscene. Finish it. 328 00:18:13,116 --> 00:18:17,200 So, how come you're here... You're in town, uh, ifl may ask? 329 00:18:17,371 --> 00:18:18,360 Well, 330 00:18:18,455 --> 00:18:20,741 (ORIENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 331 00:18:20,832 --> 00:18:24,950 you're a grownup, allegedly. 332 00:18:25,045 --> 00:18:28,412 So, here's what grownups do. 333 00:18:28,549 --> 00:18:31,882 Kendall is gonna call for a vote of no confidence 334 00:18:31,969 --> 00:18:35,302 against his own father at the next board meeting. 335 00:18:36,807 --> 00:18:40,891 Sounds like a huge deal, but it's just procedure, or... 336 00:18:40,978 --> 00:18:45,221 It's a wanton act of egregious selfishness. 337 00:18:45,315 --> 00:18:47,647 In keeping with everything else I've come to loathe 338 00:18:47,734 --> 00:18:50,225 about this rat's nest of a family. 339 00:18:50,320 --> 00:18:54,939 Right. Right. So, are you gonna tell Logan? 340 00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:59,739 I'm gonna keep my snout out the trough, thank you very much. 341 00:18:59,913 --> 00:19:04,077 And my advice to you is, paddle your own canoe. 342 00:19:04,418 --> 00:19:05,658 Hmm? 343 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,334 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 344 00:19:17,639 --> 00:19:19,470 Hello? 345 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:22,300 -Kendall? -Marcia. 346 00:19:22,853 --> 00:19:24,889 I was wondering, if you're not busy, 347 00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:27,517 if you don't mind joining your father for dinner? 348 00:19:29,776 --> 00:19:33,394 -Did he ask to have dinner with me? -Yeah. 349 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:37,151 He's home alone, and I have something I cannot miss. 350 00:19:37,242 --> 00:19:38,322 Um... 351 00:19:40,203 --> 00:19:41,283 Just him and me? 352 00:19:41,747 --> 00:19:46,741 Yeah. Is it a bad time? Do you have something planned? 353 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:51,712 Uh, no. Of course. No, I'm around. 354 00:19:51,798 --> 00:19:52,878 Thank you. 355 00:19:53,175 --> 00:19:54,915 I've left some steamed fish. 356 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:56,466 Merci beaucoup. 357 00:19:57,679 --> 00:19:59,635 Okay, sure. 358 00:20:03,018 --> 00:20:04,383 Mmm. 359 00:20:04,478 --> 00:20:06,719 Exactly. When I had their monkfish, I thought I was gonna shit, 360 00:20:06,813 --> 00:20:08,349 puke and cum, all at once. 361 00:20:09,024 --> 00:20:12,858 That sounds delicious. 362 00:20:12,986 --> 00:20:14,897 Although I don't actually have much of an appetite. 363 00:20:14,988 --> 00:20:17,070 Well, you better find one quick, 364 00:20:17,157 --> 00:20:19,364 'cause this is one of the most exclusive popups in the city, 365 00:20:19,451 --> 00:20:22,158 and we're having the full tasting menu. 366 00:20:22,287 --> 00:20:23,618 Uh-huh. 367 00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:29,415 How come the wine list doesn't have any prices? 368 00:20:29,503 --> 00:20:30,583 Because they're obscene. 369 00:20:31,505 --> 00:20:35,339 Look, here's the thing about being rich, okay? 370 00:20:35,467 --> 00:20:37,628 It's fucking great. 371 00:20:37,719 --> 00:20:41,052 Okay? It's like being a superhero, only better. 372 00:20:41,139 --> 00:20:42,254 You get to do what you want, 373 00:20:42,391 --> 00:20:43,756 the authorities can't really touch you, 374 00:20:43,850 --> 00:20:46,637 you get to wear a costume, but it's designed by Armani, 375 00:20:46,728 --> 00:20:49,811 and it doesn't make you look like a prick. 376 00:20:49,898 --> 00:20:51,058 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 377 00:20:51,149 --> 00:20:53,481 -TOM: Thank you. -Thank you. 378 00:20:56,488 --> 00:21:00,652 If I was going to come in with you, what's your vision? 379 00:21:00,742 --> 00:21:01,982 Well, it's me and Kendall. 380 00:21:02,411 --> 00:21:06,780 Fuck Kendall. Okay? You. What's your vision? 381 00:21:10,210 --> 00:21:14,499 You know what? I, uh, ended up in a book shop the other day, 382 00:21:14,589 --> 00:21:16,045 and I just started laughing. 383 00:21:16,967 --> 00:21:18,047 Okay. 384 00:21:18,135 --> 00:21:20,968 I was looking at all the books cramming up all the walls, 385 00:21:21,054 --> 00:21:23,716 and ljust thought, you know, about the olden days, 386 00:21:23,807 --> 00:21:26,264 all the fucking monasteries and the Bibles 387 00:21:26,351 --> 00:21:29,388 and the sermons and the "Did Jesus say this? and "Do you mean that?" 388 00:21:29,479 --> 00:21:31,765 and all the words and what have you. All gone. 389 00:21:31,857 --> 00:21:32,937 No one gives a fuck. 390 00:21:33,024 --> 00:21:34,480 You're saying we're going post-literate. 391 00:21:34,568 --> 00:21:39,187 People are gonna read, but the old world, it's gone. 392 00:21:39,281 --> 00:21:41,488 Papers, gone. News, gone. 393 00:21:41,575 --> 00:21:45,443 "Tune in to ABS at 9:00 to be told what to think." No. Over. 394 00:21:45,537 --> 00:21:50,577 It's all about the morsels, man. Feed me the fucking tasty morsels. 395 00:21:50,667 --> 00:21:52,874 "Keep me interested." That is where we're headed. 396 00:21:52,961 --> 00:21:55,418 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 397 00:21:55,672 --> 00:21:58,914 Tasty morsels from groovy hubs. 398 00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:01,792 Um... 399 00:22:02,179 --> 00:22:05,137 Look, man, I'm dumb, but I'm smart. 400 00:22:05,599 --> 00:22:07,464 I'm too dumb to know how to fix our whole company. 401 00:22:07,559 --> 00:22:08,639 I don't have the attention span. 402 00:22:08,727 --> 00:22:10,137 This is probably the most interesting thing 403 00:22:10,228 --> 00:22:11,343 that's happened in my whole life, 404 00:22:11,438 --> 00:22:12,974 and I'm thinking about, like, six other things. 405 00:22:13,064 --> 00:22:16,056 But I am smart enough to know what needs changing, 406 00:22:16,151 --> 00:22:18,733 and I'm smart enough to spot the people 407 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,153 who can help us, Lawrence. 408 00:22:22,657 --> 00:22:25,239 So, are you in? 409 00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,236 Well... 410 00:22:31,750 --> 00:22:32,956 I'm on the side of change. 411 00:22:33,752 --> 00:22:38,121 -Yeah, you are. Sorry... Oh, fuck. -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 412 00:22:38,256 --> 00:22:40,622 -Mind if I take this? -LAWRENCE: Go ahead. 413 00:22:40,801 --> 00:22:43,918 Sorry, fellas. Keep it sexy. Yeah? 414 00:22:44,054 --> 00:22:47,091 Marcia asked me to have dinner with Dad. 415 00:22:47,432 --> 00:22:49,218 -He knows. Does he know? -I don't know. 416 00:22:50,018 --> 00:22:51,428 Did he mention me? 417 00:22:51,520 --> 00:22:54,978 -What did Lawrence say? -Uh, he's in. 418 00:22:55,065 --> 00:22:57,807 -For real? -Yes, for real. Fuck you. 419 00:22:57,984 --> 00:23:01,647 Nice. Okay. Okay, great. Thanks. 420 00:23:02,113 --> 00:23:05,150 Oh, Jesus. What, now? 421 00:23:05,242 --> 00:23:07,278 -Ortolan. -GREG: What's ortolan? 422 00:23:07,369 --> 00:23:10,111 It is a deep-fried songbird. You eat it whole. 423 00:23:10,372 --> 00:23:12,488 -Oh, my God... -This is a rare privilege. 424 00:23:12,582 --> 00:23:14,288 And it's also kind of illegal. 425 00:23:14,376 --> 00:23:15,536 -Oh, I have a... -For the head. 426 00:23:15,627 --> 00:23:17,413 The exact purpose is debated. 427 00:23:17,504 --> 00:23:22,294 Some say, it's to mask the shame, others, to heighten the pleasure. 428 00:23:31,351 --> 00:23:32,682 (CRUNCHING) 429 00:23:32,769 --> 00:23:36,887 TOM: Oh, my God. That is so good. 430 00:23:36,982 --> 00:23:39,098 Did you eat it yet, Greg? 431 00:23:39,192 --> 00:23:41,399 -Not yet, no. -Eat it, Greg! 432 00:23:41,486 --> 00:23:42,771 (CRUNCHES) 433 00:23:44,614 --> 00:23:45,945 (GREG MUMBLING) 434 00:23:47,200 --> 00:23:50,112 It's a rather unique flavor. 435 00:23:51,204 --> 00:23:54,321 Yeah, it's the gamy, (CLEARS THROAT) brainy hit, my friend. 436 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:56,331 Ah. 437 00:23:58,044 --> 00:23:59,284 (TOM SIGHS) 438 00:23:59,379 --> 00:24:00,710 Can we have some more wine, please? 439 00:24:00,797 --> 00:24:02,253 You trying to seduce me, Torn? 440 00:24:02,340 --> 00:24:05,298 (LAUGHS) Yes, lam! Yes, lam, Greg. 441 00:24:06,970 --> 00:24:09,962 All the things we've seen, all the things we've done, 442 00:24:10,056 --> 00:24:11,171 we're in this together, man. 443 00:24:11,516 --> 00:24:14,258 Okay. Is that... 444 00:24:14,352 --> 00:24:17,844 Is that what this is, this is about the thing? 445 00:24:19,065 --> 00:24:20,100 We have a bond. 446 00:24:20,191 --> 00:24:22,273 -You do? -Yeah, sure. 447 00:24:22,402 --> 00:24:24,484 I was an outsider once. 448 00:24:24,613 --> 00:24:28,071 Young guy from St. Paul, alone in the big city, and it was hard. 449 00:24:28,158 --> 00:24:30,991 And you create this kind of protective shell, 450 00:24:31,077 --> 00:24:34,945 but underneath, we're all just little nudie turtles. 451 00:24:36,750 --> 00:24:39,867 Okay, man. I gotta level with you, 452 00:24:39,961 --> 00:24:43,829 because if I eat any more songbirds, I'm gonna hurl. 453 00:24:44,466 --> 00:24:46,923 My grandpa already bought me dinner tonight. 454 00:24:47,344 --> 00:24:49,084 Your grandpa? What's he doing in New York? 455 00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:54,970 He's come down for this vote of no confidence in Logan tomorrow. 456 00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:58,218 -Did you know about that? -What? You serious? 457 00:24:58,313 --> 00:25:01,771 Yeah, he's come down especially to vote. 458 00:25:01,858 --> 00:25:03,314 It's a big deal, right? 459 00:25:03,401 --> 00:25:05,858 Yeah. Hold on. Hold on. 460 00:25:07,614 --> 00:25:10,902 You say you want me, but really, you don't. 461 00:25:10,992 --> 00:25:13,233 It's so exciting when you know more about me than I do. 462 00:25:13,328 --> 00:25:16,195 You want me for my edge, 'cause she's not edgy enough. 463 00:25:16,289 --> 00:25:18,951 You should be workin' for a winner like Gil. 464 00:25:19,292 --> 00:25:21,999 You know I'm a considerably more successful political strategist 465 00:25:22,087 --> 00:25:23,952 -than you are. -Shiv, you work with what you got, 466 00:25:24,047 --> 00:25:26,163 and what you got is... (GAGS) 467 00:25:26,257 --> 00:25:28,748 I've been grooming Joyce for three years. 468 00:25:28,843 --> 00:25:30,424 -Appeals to everyone. -Exactly. 469 00:25:30,512 --> 00:25:33,879 Which is a little like appealing to no one. She's nice. 470 00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:36,097 Oh, that is a horrible thing to say about anyone. 471 00:25:36,184 --> 00:25:39,768 Look, Kendall told me how you're marrying this 472 00:25:41,106 --> 00:25:46,476 guy, this corn-fed basic from Hockeytown. 473 00:25:46,569 --> 00:25:48,400 -Yeah, Tom. He's a great guy. -Sure. 474 00:25:48,488 --> 00:25:50,820 Great guy with the square head. 475 00:25:50,991 --> 00:25:53,277 And you're workin' for the nice black lady. 476 00:25:53,368 --> 00:25:55,359 -What are you trying to prove? -You're such a fucking prick. 477 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,569 You should be with an exciting bastard like me. 478 00:25:57,789 --> 00:26:00,371 I tried playing with you, and you broke. 479 00:26:07,340 --> 00:26:08,705 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 480 00:26:13,096 --> 00:26:15,883 Sir. Your father's on a call in the den. 481 00:26:15,974 --> 00:26:19,262 He asked if you'd wait a moment? 482 00:26:19,394 --> 00:26:21,806 Sure. 483 00:26:29,738 --> 00:26:31,103 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 484 00:26:36,661 --> 00:26:39,824 Tom? Hey, can this wait till tomorrow? 485 00:26:39,914 --> 00:26:41,074 You're gonna want to hear this. 486 00:26:41,166 --> 00:26:44,033 Ewan is in town, and he knows, and he's come to vote. 487 00:26:44,127 --> 00:26:47,494 What? Hold on. 488 00:26:48,089 --> 00:26:49,169 Who's your source? 489 00:26:49,257 --> 00:26:50,292 Uh... 490 00:26:50,383 --> 00:26:54,217 I can't reveal my sources. Uh, but it's Greg. 491 00:26:54,596 --> 00:26:55,676 (SIGHS) 492 00:26:55,764 --> 00:27:00,258 Okay, uh, Tom, you do not breathe a word of this, okay? 493 00:27:00,351 --> 00:27:01,682 My lips are sealed. 494 00:27:01,936 --> 00:27:03,176 (SHUDDERING) 495 00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:04,636 All right. Thanks, Tom. I appreciate it. 496 00:27:04,731 --> 00:27:07,313 It's not a big deal. Team Kendall. 497 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:09,482 (INDISTINCT CHATTER) 498 00:27:10,278 --> 00:27:14,066 My God. My God! It's actually happening. 499 00:27:14,157 --> 00:27:17,649 It's happening. The troops are taking Saddam's palace, man. 500 00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:23,326 This time tomorrow, you and me... I could... I could be like the... 501 00:27:23,416 --> 00:27:26,283 I could be like the third most important guy in the company. 502 00:27:26,377 --> 00:27:29,119 I mean, it's the Storming of the Bastille. 503 00:27:30,423 --> 00:27:31,913 Let us eat cake. I mean... 504 00:27:32,008 --> 00:27:33,794 (LAUGHING) 505 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:36,668 I don't know what we're talking about. 506 00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:38,674 (LAUGHING) 507 00:27:56,574 --> 00:27:58,860 KENDALL: Thanks, Richard. 508 00:28:05,458 --> 00:28:07,449 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TW 509 00:28:08,962 --> 00:28:11,874 Hey, Dad. 510 00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:13,246 Hey. 511 00:28:19,764 --> 00:28:22,676 KENDALL: You shouldn't eat this shit. 512 00:28:22,767 --> 00:28:25,474 You're not the boss of me. 513 00:28:40,034 --> 00:28:44,243 Did you want to talk? Marcia said you wanted to see me. 514 00:28:44,330 --> 00:28:47,037 Marcia. 515 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:50,200 Yeah, she's got her own game goin' on. 516 00:28:52,755 --> 00:28:56,122 -What does that mean? -You know what it means. 517 00:28:56,217 --> 00:29:00,210 You've got your game goin' on. 518 00:29:00,388 --> 00:29:02,549 I've got my game. 519 00:29:05,018 --> 00:29:08,556 What... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) What's your game? 520 00:29:09,814 --> 00:29:12,180 Everybody's got a game. 521 00:29:16,446 --> 00:29:18,687 So, what's goin' on? 522 00:29:18,781 --> 00:29:20,772 What's the action? What's the story? 523 00:29:21,159 --> 00:29:22,820 What's goin' on? 524 00:29:22,911 --> 00:29:23,991 KENDALL: Uh... 525 00:29:24,078 --> 00:29:28,287 You heard about my meet? You heard it was a snub? 526 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:29,906 What? Uh... 527 00:29:31,127 --> 00:29:32,333 Oh... 528 00:29:35,798 --> 00:29:39,086 Yeah, I heard, um... 529 00:29:39,177 --> 00:29:40,212 Uh... 530 00:29:40,345 --> 00:29:44,258 I heard real security alert, but who knows, it's tough to read. 531 00:29:46,643 --> 00:29:48,474 Oh, fuck. 532 00:29:53,775 --> 00:29:55,265 I could do something about this. 533 00:29:57,904 --> 00:29:59,110 Okay? 534 00:30:02,450 --> 00:30:07,319 Haven't had one of these in... I don't even know. 535 00:30:07,497 --> 00:30:10,239 -You gonna eat it? -Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. 536 00:30:10,333 --> 00:30:11,664 Hey, good. 537 00:30:11,751 --> 00:30:12,911 (CHUCKLES) 538 00:30:14,420 --> 00:30:16,786 -Cheers. -Cheers. 539 00:30:18,466 --> 00:30:23,005 Oh, fuck! Every fuckin' time! 540 00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:25,337 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 541 00:30:32,272 --> 00:30:34,558 Thanks, man. Thanks. 542 00:30:36,234 --> 00:30:37,474 Should I get us some beers? 543 00:30:37,568 --> 00:30:41,186 No, no. No need. Bottle service. I ordered vodka. Come on. 544 00:30:41,656 --> 00:30:43,396 Whoa! (LAUGHS) 545 00:30:43,491 --> 00:30:45,903 -TOM: Go ahead, man. -Hey! So, this is what you do? 546 00:30:45,994 --> 00:30:48,781 You, like, come to a club, and then you come to, like, 547 00:30:48,871 --> 00:30:50,702 this other part where the club sort of isn't? 548 00:30:50,790 --> 00:30:52,530 Yeah! Yeah, that's it! 549 00:30:52,625 --> 00:30:54,957 This is 2,000 bucks a pop. 550 00:30:55,461 --> 00:30:56,541 VVhy? 551 00:30:56,629 --> 00:30:58,711 No reason! We're being totally ripped off! 552 00:30:59,507 --> 00:31:02,340 Is this gold... Is this gold leaf? 553 00:31:02,427 --> 00:31:04,793 Uh-huh. Drink the gold, my friend. 554 00:31:05,013 --> 00:31:07,846 TOM: And then later, you and I can have a 24-karat piss. 555 00:31:07,932 --> 00:31:10,469 (DANCE MUSIC CONTINUES) 556 00:31:22,447 --> 00:31:25,610 -FRANK: (ON PHONE) Any news? -Um, we have Lawrence. 557 00:31:25,742 --> 00:31:29,200 That'll make our sleep easier. If I can sleep. Which I won't. 558 00:31:29,287 --> 00:31:32,950 I think I'm just gonna call Sarita and check Ilona's out of the action. 559 00:31:33,833 --> 00:31:35,198 Oh, do we need? 560 00:31:35,293 --> 00:31:38,126 (STUTTERS) You're not worried that could stir things? 561 00:31:38,254 --> 00:31:39,460 Just to cover all the bases. 562 00:31:39,839 --> 00:31:41,170 Hey, Frank? 563 00:31:42,258 --> 00:31:44,419 Listen, is this... 564 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:46,880 (SIGHS) 565 00:31:46,971 --> 00:31:50,714 Is this, like, objectively horrible? 566 00:31:51,392 --> 00:31:53,804 (STUTTERS) You know, we could hold off. 567 00:31:53,895 --> 00:31:55,635 We could put this together next quarter... 568 00:31:55,730 --> 00:31:58,847 Ken. You made this happen. 569 00:31:59,525 --> 00:32:02,312 It’s hard enough to get five people together for a fuckin’ dinner. 570 00:32:02,987 --> 00:32:04,568 You might never get another shot. 571 00:32:04,655 --> 00:32:07,988 And it's the right thing to do. 572 00:32:08,368 --> 00:32:09,699 Strength. 573 00:32:09,911 --> 00:32:11,867 You're a good son. 574 00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:14,244 Night, Ken. 575 00:32:14,624 --> 00:32:16,114 Good night. 576 00:32:20,797 --> 00:32:22,003 (CLEARS THROAT) 577 00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:24,289 (LINE RINGING) 578 00:32:24,384 --> 00:32:25,920 -Hello? -Sarita, hey. 579 00:32:26,677 --> 00:32:28,588 Sorry to call so late. I... 580 00:32:28,679 --> 00:32:32,513 You know, Iwasjust, uh, thinking, and... 581 00:32:32,892 --> 00:32:35,929 -It's nice to hear your voice. -Yeah, it's nice to hear your voice. 582 00:32:36,437 --> 00:32:38,018 I don't know, I felt bad, 583 00:32:42,068 --> 00:32:46,311 Uh, I assume she can 't make it to the board meeting tomorrow, sadly. 584 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:52,401 SARITA: No. [have to go, Kendall. 585 00:32:52,495 --> 00:32:53,610 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 586 00:33:03,589 --> 00:33:05,671 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 587 00:33:12,974 --> 00:33:16,683 So, tell me more about Mr. Potato Head. 588 00:33:16,811 --> 00:33:21,054 Tom? He's amazing. 589 00:33:21,274 --> 00:33:23,686 Well, I'm pleased. 590 00:33:23,860 --> 00:33:26,727 -Uh, but it is great. -Shiv. 591 00:33:27,280 --> 00:33:32,115 You're convincing me. You are. It's the constant weary repetition. 592 00:33:32,577 --> 00:33:34,943 -"Tom's great." -He is. 593 00:33:35,037 --> 00:33:36,117 (CHUCKLES) 594 00:33:40,334 --> 00:33:41,915 We're not gonna fuck tonight, right? 595 00:33:44,380 --> 00:33:45,790 You know I'm getting married, too. 596 00:33:45,965 --> 00:33:49,924 Oh, really? Car model or failed actress? 597 00:33:50,011 --> 00:33:53,970 Ouch! There she is. She's actually a French doctor. 598 00:33:54,765 --> 00:33:56,096 That's nice. 599 00:33:56,851 --> 00:34:00,059 I mean, it doesn't mean we can't do other stuff. 600 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:02,262 -Uh... -Theoretically. 601 00:34:02,440 --> 00:34:04,931 I'm getting married in March. 602 00:34:05,026 --> 00:34:06,937 I'm getting married in May. 603 00:34:07,028 --> 00:34:09,394 -It's not a competition. -Sure. Yeah. 604 00:34:09,489 --> 00:34:11,901 But only one of us is getting married in lilac season, 605 00:34:11,991 --> 00:34:14,198 and it's not you. 606 00:34:14,285 --> 00:34:17,118 -Come on. -SHIV: What? 607 00:34:18,039 --> 00:34:20,405 I have to say I am feeling... 608 00:34:20,791 --> 00:34:22,327 You're feeling what, Nate? 609 00:34:23,419 --> 00:34:25,876 I mean, we could masturbate in separate rooms. 610 00:34:25,963 --> 00:34:27,373 -(LAUGHS) Oh, God! -No. It's quite modern. 611 00:34:27,465 --> 00:34:29,376 -No. Come on! -NATHANIEL: Or... Or... 612 00:34:29,467 --> 00:34:33,460 Just, for old times' sake, last one. Absolute last one. 613 00:34:33,554 --> 00:34:37,172 I could just, you know, the old traditional... 614 00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:39,757 Simply stick it in. 615 00:34:40,061 --> 00:34:45,351 Yeah. Like a gas station, right? Just stick it in. 616 00:34:45,441 --> 00:34:47,147 So, a French doctor, huh? 617 00:34:47,235 --> 00:34:49,897 Oh, she sounds far too nice and interesting for you. 618 00:34:49,987 --> 00:34:51,523 She's not that nice. 619 00:34:52,406 --> 00:34:56,820 Deep down she's status-and money-obsessed. Like you. 620 00:34:58,996 --> 00:35:03,581 This is nice. This is like being friends. 621 00:35:03,668 --> 00:35:04,874 You know. 622 00:35:04,961 --> 00:35:06,326 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -(SNIFFLES) 623 00:35:13,010 --> 00:35:15,877 It was Gil. He's very interested. 624 00:35:17,431 --> 00:35:20,673 I think you should do this. 625 00:35:20,768 --> 00:35:22,929 You're hot, you're... 626 00:35:25,690 --> 00:35:27,100 ...so hot right now. 627 00:35:27,191 --> 00:35:32,276 Come on. Nate. We should be good people. 628 00:35:34,282 --> 00:35:36,068 I know. 629 00:35:36,158 --> 00:35:39,275 Wouldn't it be nice to just wake up in the morning and... 630 00:35:42,957 --> 00:35:45,664 Not feel like a fucking piece of shit? 631 00:36:03,019 --> 00:36:05,510 -NATHANIEL: Hey, Shiv. -Morning. 632 00:36:08,608 --> 00:36:10,098 You know you're amazing, right? 633 00:36:11,527 --> 00:36:13,358 Uh, yeah. I guess. 634 00:36:17,491 --> 00:36:20,233 Come meet Gil. 635 00:36:20,328 --> 00:36:23,195 He's not a pipe dream. He's gonna go all the way. 636 00:36:24,915 --> 00:36:28,954 Okay. So, we behaved ourselves. 637 00:36:29,128 --> 00:36:31,494 They're gonna write songs about how good we were. 638 00:36:31,589 --> 00:36:34,296 Shiv? You're a blonde beast. 639 00:36:34,634 --> 00:36:37,671 You should do whatever you want. 640 00:36:37,762 --> 00:36:39,172 Bye, Nate. 641 00:36:40,056 --> 00:36:41,136 (SIGHS) 642 00:36:41,682 --> 00:36:44,344 I think it's gonna be tight, 643 00:36:44,477 --> 00:36:47,014 but, you know, all the variables swing our way. 644 00:36:49,357 --> 00:36:50,642 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATES) -Oh. 645 00:36:54,487 --> 00:36:56,648 Hey, what's up, Jess? 646 00:36:56,822 --> 00:37:01,361 -I have Ms. Shenoy on the line. -Okay. 647 00:37:03,996 --> 00:37:06,157 Sarita? 648 00:37:06,248 --> 00:37:08,330 |LONA: Hello? 649 00:37:08,417 --> 00:37:13,457 Ilona. Ilona, hi. How are you? God, it's great to hear your voice. 650 00:37:13,547 --> 00:37:18,041 (STUTTERS) You're up. Um, did you get my gift? 651 00:37:18,552 --> 00:37:22,295 Yes. So, my daughter told me you don't want me voting 652 00:37:22,390 --> 00:37:24,346 in today's board meeting. Is that right? 653 00:37:24,433 --> 00:37:28,972 No, no, no. That's not it at all. That's, um... 654 00:37:29,063 --> 00:37:31,395 Can I explain? That's... 655 00:37:31,482 --> 00:37:34,394 Well, I'm letting you know that I will be dialing in. 656 00:37:34,485 --> 00:37:38,194 KENDALL: Okay. Well, look, there '3 some issues. Um... 657 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:41,356 I know you haven't... 658 00:37:41,450 --> 00:37:43,691 Look, could I come and talk it through? 659 00:37:43,869 --> 00:37:46,702 Kendall, lwill be dialing in. 660 00:37:46,789 --> 00:37:47,995 I'll be there in an hour. 661 00:37:48,582 --> 00:37:51,870 Great. Okay, thanks, Ilona. 662 00:37:51,961 --> 00:37:53,041 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 663 00:37:53,129 --> 00:37:56,121 You're gonna go all the way out to her? To Long Island? 664 00:37:56,257 --> 00:37:58,589 -Yeah, I can, uh... -Is there time? 665 00:37:58,676 --> 00:38:03,420 I can make it. I can make it. I think... I think I have to go. 666 00:38:09,562 --> 00:38:11,769 (INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING) 667 00:38:54,565 --> 00:38:56,305 (INAUDIBLE) 668 00:39:07,495 --> 00:39:09,110 (INAUDIBLE) 669 00:39:29,517 --> 00:39:32,008 Hey. You ready? Let's go. 670 00:39:32,102 --> 00:39:33,933 Sorry, Mr. Roy, the skies are closed. 671 00:39:34,021 --> 00:39:36,433 Temporary flight restriction. There's a possible terror threat. 672 00:39:36,524 --> 00:39:37,639 KENDALL: No, no, I need to go, pal. 673 00:39:37,733 --> 00:39:39,473 I'll pay whatever fine they hit us with. Let's go. 674 00:39:39,568 --> 00:39:42,560 We can't do that, sir. FAA will pull my license. 675 00:39:44,532 --> 00:39:45,692 Uh... 676 00:39:46,283 --> 00:39:48,148 Okay, I'll handle the FAA. 677 00:39:48,244 --> 00:39:50,610 Or, what is it? The AHS? I'll handle it. 678 00:39:50,704 --> 00:39:54,196 Whatever you lose financially, I'll make up in perpetuity. Okay? 679 00:39:54,291 --> 00:39:59,376 Sir, if we take off now, we can be shot down by an F-16. 680 00:39:59,463 --> 00:40:01,328 Yeah, but not really. Right? 681 00:40:01,757 --> 00:40:05,750 Airspace is on Iockdown. There's nothing we can do. 682 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:12,139 Whoa, whoa! 683 00:40:12,226 --> 00:40:13,306 Yo! 684 00:40:16,939 --> 00:40:19,271 How long to get to the city? Financial district? 685 00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:25,648 Man, we should get a round of fuckin' shots going, right? 686 00:40:25,739 --> 00:40:28,321 -STEWART: Make it happen. -Will do. 687 00:40:29,869 --> 00:40:31,575 It's nice to see the war criminal. 688 00:40:32,037 --> 00:40:34,278 ROMAN: Oh, yeah, nice guy, lovely guy. LAWRENCE: Cleans up well. 689 00:40:34,373 --> 00:40:36,034 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 690 00:40:36,876 --> 00:40:41,040 We good, then? Solid? Right? 691 00:40:41,338 --> 00:40:43,374 I heard Logan started on time even when 692 00:40:43,465 --> 00:40:46,582 he was airlifted in from Aspen with a shattered femur. 693 00:40:46,677 --> 00:40:47,792 That is true. 694 00:40:48,721 --> 00:40:51,428 Yep, no. That is correct. 695 00:40:51,515 --> 00:40:52,925 (INHALES SHARPLY) 696 00:40:54,810 --> 00:40:56,175 Hey, is your phone working? 697 00:40:56,270 --> 00:41:00,513 Can I get like a motorcycle courier? Anything? Can you call your office? 698 00:41:00,608 --> 00:41:01,848 Sorry, no bars. 699 00:41:01,942 --> 00:41:05,605 They're evacuating five blocks each way from the Stock Exchange. 700 00:41:05,696 --> 00:41:07,652 (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER) 701 00:41:08,866 --> 00:41:10,197 Come on. Gerri. 702 00:41:10,284 --> 00:41:11,273 Gerri. Can you hear me? 703 00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:12,357 Hey, where are you? 704 00:41:12,453 --> 00:41:14,944 -Hey, listen, I'm almost there. -(HORNS HONKING) 705 00:41:15,039 --> 00:41:16,495 The traffic's stopped. I need you to stall. 706 00:41:16,582 --> 00:41:17,571 What? What's that? 707 00:41:17,666 --> 00:41:19,748 GERRI: It's a bad connection. I can't really hear you. 708 00:41:20,336 --> 00:41:23,419 Gerri? I'm in a tunnel. 709 00:41:23,505 --> 00:41:24,711 Okay? Stall. 710 00:41:24,798 --> 00:41:28,336 -Well, how far are y... I... -(LINE DISCONNECTS) 711 00:41:29,345 --> 00:41:32,132 -Shit. -What? 712 00:41:32,222 --> 00:41:35,055 -He's in traffic. -Don't. Don't do this. 713 00:41:35,142 --> 00:41:37,178 He's asking us how long can we stall. 714 00:41:37,269 --> 00:41:40,352 -Fuck, fuck, fuck. -FRANK: Great. 715 00:41:44,193 --> 00:41:45,433 (GERRI CLEARS THROAT) 716 00:41:46,028 --> 00:41:48,770 It'll be all right. He's not gonna be too late. 717 00:41:52,242 --> 00:41:56,736 MAN: Here he comes. LOGAN: Morning, morning! 718 00:41:56,830 --> 00:41:58,115 ALL: Good morning. 719 00:41:58,457 --> 00:42:00,322 -Oh, quite a turnout. -Yeah. 720 00:42:00,417 --> 00:42:02,749 Frank, will you whip us through? 721 00:42:03,379 --> 00:42:04,664 Uh... 722 00:42:04,755 --> 00:42:08,748 ljust got word. Ithink Kendall will be a few minutes late. 723 00:42:08,842 --> 00:42:10,457 Request for a late start? 724 00:42:10,552 --> 00:42:12,042 -No! -No? 725 00:42:12,137 --> 00:42:14,219 He can catch up. Fuck that! Where is he? 726 00:42:14,306 --> 00:42:18,174 Uh, stuck in traffic. That's all I know. 727 00:42:18,268 --> 00:42:20,600 -Okay, come on, let's go. Let's go. -Yup, yup- 728 00:42:20,688 --> 00:42:23,976 It's 12:00 noon, and I'd like to call 729 00:42:24,066 --> 00:42:27,274 the meeting of Waystar Royco to order. 730 00:42:27,861 --> 00:42:29,397 -FRANK: Roll call. -What? Roll call? 731 00:42:29,488 --> 00:42:30,728 Logan Roy. Yeah. You're here. 732 00:42:30,823 --> 00:42:32,359 We've never done roll call. What is roll call? 733 00:42:32,449 --> 00:42:34,485 -FRAN K: We're doing it today. -Why are we doing roll call? 734 00:42:34,576 --> 00:42:37,192 Because that's how we do it. Right, Noah? 735 00:42:37,287 --> 00:42:40,370 So, Logan Roy is here... 736 00:42:40,541 --> 00:42:42,156 Frank Vernon, present. 737 00:42:42,626 --> 00:42:44,912 Kendall Roy, absent. 738 00:42:45,004 --> 00:42:46,710 -Roman Roy. -Yo. 739 00:42:47,715 --> 00:42:51,924 Ewan Roy, absent. Ilona Shenoy, absent. 740 00:42:52,011 --> 00:42:54,297 -FRAN K: Datu Kasuma. -Present. 741 00:42:54,513 --> 00:42:56,003 -FRANK: Dewi Swann. -Here. 742 00:42:56,098 --> 00:42:58,965 -Paul Chambers. -Happy to be here. 743 00:42:59,059 --> 00:43:01,050 -Asha Kahn. -Here. 744 00:43:01,145 --> 00:43:03,181 -Lawrence Yee. -Here. 745 00:43:03,272 --> 00:43:04,512 Sir! 746 00:43:04,606 --> 00:43:07,018 -Stewy Hosseini. -I am here. 747 00:43:07,276 --> 00:43:09,392 FRANK: Mr. Chairman, we have a quorum. 748 00:43:09,695 --> 00:43:12,983 Uh, we also welcome our esteemed general counsel 749 00:43:13,073 --> 00:43:15,485 Gerri Killman to the meeting. Thanks, Gerri. 750 00:43:15,701 --> 00:43:20,661 So, everybody has a copy of the agenda and the minutes of the last meeting. 751 00:43:20,748 --> 00:43:21,863 -Is that right? -ALL: Yes. 752 00:43:21,957 --> 00:43:23,538 Do any of you have any questions 753 00:43:23,625 --> 00:43:26,708 that have come to you immediately after looking at them? 754 00:43:26,795 --> 00:43:31,585 I know that I have a few thoughts we might have to take a look at. 755 00:43:32,885 --> 00:43:33,874 What thoughts? 756 00:43:33,969 --> 00:43:35,550 FRANK: Just wait a second, and I'll get to it. 757 00:43:38,974 --> 00:43:40,589 LOGAN: Okay. Who's this? 758 00:43:43,312 --> 00:43:47,180 Ewan? Well! (CHUCKLES) You just can't keep away, huh? 759 00:43:47,274 --> 00:43:52,519 Thought maybe I'd show up for once. Watch the fun. 760 00:43:53,989 --> 00:43:55,320 Great to have you. 761 00:43:55,407 --> 00:43:58,114 EWAN: They wouldn't let me in downstairs without a passport. 762 00:43:58,452 --> 00:44:00,693 Has it started? 763 00:44:04,166 --> 00:44:05,372 (MAN CLEARS THROAT) 764 00:44:07,544 --> 00:44:09,205 (CARS HONKING) 765 00:44:14,676 --> 00:44:16,007 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 766 00:44:18,847 --> 00:44:21,088 Kendall. Hey, where are ya? 767 00:44:21,183 --> 00:44:23,515 We've already started, man. We've started. 768 00:44:23,602 --> 00:44:26,969 Hey. Tell Jess to put me through the polycom. Yeah? 769 00:44:27,064 --> 00:44:30,397 So, let's move along to item 3.1. 770 00:44:30,484 --> 00:44:31,473 (CLEARS THROAT) 771 00:44:33,278 --> 00:44:34,939 -Frank. -Mmm-hmm. 772 00:44:35,030 --> 00:44:37,942 What's "Performance issues?" Sounds fucking vague. 773 00:44:38,033 --> 00:44:41,025 And why is it so high on the fuckin' hit parade? 774 00:44:41,120 --> 00:44:43,236 -(CELL PHONE VIBRATING) (STUTTERS) 775 00:44:43,455 --> 00:44:45,195 I don't know if we're actually gonna hit those today. 776 00:44:45,290 --> 00:44:47,281 -Maybe we can bump those. -I'm gonna have to get back to you. 777 00:44:47,376 --> 00:44:48,991 FRANK: Can we bump 'em? 778 00:44:49,086 --> 00:44:51,543 Okay, then. Let's bump it. 779 00:44:53,006 --> 00:44:54,962 What the fuck's goin' on? 780 00:44:55,843 --> 00:44:57,674 I think Kendall wants to make a comment. 781 00:44:57,803 --> 00:45:01,341 He has a thing that he's going to speak... 782 00:45:01,431 --> 00:45:03,513 I think Ilona is going to phone in, too. 783 00:45:03,600 --> 00:45:05,181 JESS: He's on the line. I'm putting him through. 784 00:45:05,269 --> 00:45:06,600 What is this? What the fuck is this? 785 00:45:07,229 --> 00:45:09,811 Hi, Kendall? 786 00:45:09,898 --> 00:45:11,308 (OVER SPEAKER) Hey, guys. Can you hear me? 787 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:15,609 I apologize. I will be there shortly. 788 00:45:15,696 --> 00:45:17,311 Where are we at? 789 00:45:17,531 --> 00:45:18,737 We are at your item. 790 00:45:18,824 --> 00:45:21,440 FRANK: Performance issues. 791 00:45:21,535 --> 00:45:23,196 (SIREN BLARING) 792 00:45:28,500 --> 00:45:29,831 Uh... 793 00:45:30,127 --> 00:45:32,118 You want us to wait? Where are you? 794 00:45:32,379 --> 00:45:34,916 Fuck that. We're movin' on. 795 00:45:35,048 --> 00:45:38,461 Gerri, Noah, if we wanted to halt proceedings until... 796 00:45:38,552 --> 00:45:40,088 We're not halting proceedings. 797 00:45:40,179 --> 00:45:43,216 -LOGAN: We're moving on. -No, no. It's okay. It's okay. 798 00:45:43,307 --> 00:45:44,342 I can do this. 799 00:45:44,892 --> 00:45:46,803 KENDALL: Dad, this is big. 800 00:45:47,895 --> 00:45:51,513 (PANTING) Look, I love my father. 801 00:45:51,773 --> 00:45:53,263 Okay? My father is a legend. 802 00:45:53,984 --> 00:45:55,565 I worship the ground he walks on. 803 00:45:55,652 --> 00:45:58,644 Nothing will ever detract from what he's built and what he's done. 804 00:45:58,739 --> 00:46:01,697 But he is currently unfit to run this company. 805 00:46:01,783 --> 00:46:03,614 (KENDALL PANTING) 806 00:46:04,161 --> 00:46:06,152 -Speak up. I can't hear. -Not only because of his refusal 807 00:46:06,330 --> 00:46:09,163 to take the time to recover from serious health issues, 808 00:46:09,249 --> 00:46:11,706 but because ever day, he refuses to retire, 809 00:46:11,793 --> 00:46:14,830 he is one day closer to destroying his own legacy. 810 00:46:14,922 --> 00:46:16,503 He took on levels of debt 811 00:46:16,590 --> 00:46:18,672 that threatened the ver existence of our firm, 812 00:46:18,759 --> 00:46:20,841 he is lining up dead-weight acquisitions 813 00:46:20,928 --> 00:46:23,214 in a sector that he has a historic regard for, 814 00:46:23,305 --> 00:46:25,045 but which is a non-growth area. 815 00:46:25,515 --> 00:46:27,506 We face existential battles in scale, 816 00:46:27,601 --> 00:46:31,139 and he is facing precisely the wrong direction. 817 00:46:31,230 --> 00:46:34,688 He is making decisions for a future that he no longer understands, 818 00:46:34,775 --> 00:46:37,016 and we don 't have time for missteps. 819 00:46:37,110 --> 00:46:41,695 What used to take ten, two, three years. Our entire ice cap will melt. 820 00:46:41,782 --> 00:46:43,818 He is gambling our last dollars at the track 821 00:46:43,909 --> 00:46:45,774 on a horse that's ready for the glue factory, 822 00:46:45,869 --> 00:46:48,326 and I am calling for a vote of no confidence in him, 823 00:46:48,413 --> 00:46:50,449 as CEO and chairman. 824 00:46:54,628 --> 00:46:55,913 Bullshit. No. 825 00:46:56,004 --> 00:46:59,713 I'm afraid, since you are the subject of the vote, 826 00:46:59,800 --> 00:47:01,540 you need to recuse yourself, Logan. 827 00:47:01,635 --> 00:47:04,968 Oh, Jesus Christ. Fuckin' amateur hour at the fuckin' circus. 828 00:47:05,055 --> 00:47:08,968 You don't get to vote, and you don't get to comment, is the situation. 829 00:47:09,059 --> 00:47:10,674 You really should leave the room. 830 00:47:10,769 --> 00:47:12,305 Okay, fine. Fine. Vote. 831 00:47:12,938 --> 00:47:14,053 Would you mind? 832 00:47:14,147 --> 00:47:17,264 Guys. Is he there? (STUTTERS) Is he still in the room? 833 00:47:17,359 --> 00:47:20,226 I'm sick. I can't move. Fuck that vote. 834 00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:23,437 He can't be in the room. Okay? Guys... 835 00:47:23,532 --> 00:47:25,238 FRANK: Let the minutes reflect 836 00:47:25,325 --> 00:47:28,237 that Logan Roy was asked to recuse himself. 837 00:47:28,328 --> 00:47:30,319 LOGAN: Let the minutes reflect that Logan Roy 838 00:47:30,414 --> 00:47:32,621 -shoved his boot up Frank's ass. -FRANK: Okay. 839 00:47:38,714 --> 00:47:43,504 All in favor of the vote of no confidence in Logan Roy? 840 00:47:57,524 --> 00:48:00,357 Me. My hand is raised. 841 00:48:00,444 --> 00:48:01,934 More in sorrow, than in anger. 842 00:48:02,029 --> 00:48:03,439 Oh, no shit, Judas. 843 00:48:05,490 --> 00:48:08,857 Frank! Nice to see you back. 844 00:48:08,994 --> 00:48:12,486 Asha? I see you. 845 00:48:12,622 --> 00:48:14,112 And I see you, Logan. 846 00:48:14,207 --> 00:48:17,791 Oh, Jesus, this is just un-frickin'—believable. 847 00:48:18,128 --> 00:48:20,164 Stewy? Stewy. 848 00:48:20,797 --> 00:48:22,128 Me. Okay. 849 00:48:22,924 --> 00:48:25,791 Listen, as a major shareholder, 850 00:48:25,886 --> 00:48:30,425 and in the absence of any real clarity here, 851 00:48:30,515 --> 00:48:32,176 I think it's the view 852 00:48:32,517 --> 00:48:37,307 that this is a family matter, and abstain. 853 00:48:37,814 --> 00:48:40,226 -Against. -Strongly against. 854 00:48:42,444 --> 00:48:46,107 FRANK: We have Ilona on the line. ILONA: Hello, Logan. Yes. 855 00:48:46,281 --> 00:48:51,617 After consulting with my family, I am voting in favor of the motion. 856 00:48:51,787 --> 00:48:54,779 Thanks for nothin', Ilona. Fuck off. 857 00:48:54,873 --> 00:48:55,953 (BEEPS) 858 00:48:56,583 --> 00:48:58,323 GERRI: Ewan? 859 00:49:01,296 --> 00:49:04,663 Go ahead. What are we on, 4-2? 860 00:49:07,427 --> 00:49:11,011 Go on. Yeah. Join the rats. 861 00:49:11,598 --> 00:49:14,556 LOGAN: Let's finish this, huh? 862 00:49:16,228 --> 00:49:18,514 I vote with Logan. 863 00:49:20,857 --> 00:49:23,314 DATU: I think we should take the time to consider this properly, 864 00:49:23,402 --> 00:49:25,267 when all parties are here. 865 00:49:25,362 --> 00:49:27,068 LOGAN: Datu, we're voting now. 866 00:49:27,155 --> 00:49:29,316 FRANK: Logan, please, can you stay out of the conversation? 867 00:49:29,491 --> 00:49:32,358 DATU: In which case, Logan. I stick with Logan. 868 00:49:32,452 --> 00:49:35,615 LOGAN: Kendall, you counted right there? 869 00:49:36,415 --> 00:49:37,746 You all right? 870 00:49:37,874 --> 00:49:41,617 Four against four, this is your best shot? 871 00:49:41,711 --> 00:49:44,248 Um, Lawrence? 872 00:49:44,756 --> 00:49:49,420 I don't have a dog in this fight, Kendall. I abstain. 873 00:49:49,636 --> 00:49:51,877 FRANK: So, currently, 874 00:49:51,972 --> 00:49:56,261 we've got four votes in favor of Logan to remain, 875 00:49:56,351 --> 00:49:58,512 four of stepping down, two abstentions. 876 00:49:58,603 --> 00:50:00,184 -(ELEVATOR DINGS) -Uh, Gerri. 877 00:50:00,272 --> 00:50:01,557 (OVER SPEAKER) Do you want to say anything 878 00:50:01,648 --> 00:50:05,106 to speak to the senior management teams' attitudes here? 879 00:50:05,861 --> 00:50:08,147 -Shut the... -GERRI: Well, you know, 880 00:50:08,238 --> 00:50:12,572 I'm an independent observer, uh, non-voting, a general counsel, 881 00:50:12,659 --> 00:50:14,490 so, I'm not sure that's appropriate? 882 00:50:16,746 --> 00:50:19,203 Right. Thanks. 883 00:50:19,374 --> 00:50:20,489 Very... 884 00:50:22,419 --> 00:50:23,579 professional. 885 00:50:25,839 --> 00:50:27,204 Hey, Roman? 886 00:50:28,633 --> 00:50:33,297 KENDALL: Roman. Put your hand up, bro. 887 00:50:33,722 --> 00:50:34,837 Roman, can you hear me? 888 00:50:34,931 --> 00:50:36,137 Uh... 889 00:50:36,224 --> 00:50:39,261 -(LINE BREAKING) Is your hand up? -Kendall, yeah. Hey. Are you there? 890 00:50:40,353 --> 00:50:43,311 -Roman... -You're kind of cuttin' out. 891 00:50:46,735 --> 00:50:47,895 Roman... 892 00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:49,192 (STATIC ON PHONE LINE) 893 00:50:53,283 --> 00:50:56,491 He's off the line. Come on, son. 894 00:51:02,334 --> 00:51:03,949 Roman. 895 00:51:04,794 --> 00:51:06,750 Come on. Come on, come on. 896 00:51:08,798 --> 00:51:12,541 You better be smelling your fuckin' armpit, Romulus. 897 00:51:14,679 --> 00:51:16,135 ROMAN: Um... 898 00:51:16,515 --> 00:51:17,800 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 899 00:51:18,975 --> 00:51:22,968 I think it's a tough one, you know? Ithink, uh... 900 00:51:23,146 --> 00:51:26,183 -It's tough, but maybe... -Roman for me. 901 00:51:26,274 --> 00:51:28,310 FRANK: I'm not sure we can count that for you. 902 00:51:28,401 --> 00:51:29,641 -Roman? -Against. 903 00:51:29,736 --> 00:51:32,978 He started to vote, I'm not sure that he can change that. 904 00:51:33,073 --> 00:51:35,189 -He can fucking change. -You shouldn't be here, 905 00:51:35,283 --> 00:51:37,399 you shouldn't be speaking here, you should be out of this room. 906 00:51:37,494 --> 00:51:39,735 -This is illegal. -Whatever. 907 00:51:39,829 --> 00:51:41,990 If you count 'em out, deadlock. 908 00:51:42,082 --> 00:51:44,915 Continuity prevails. I'm chairman. 909 00:51:45,001 --> 00:51:48,368 Casting vote. Iwin. It's fucking over! 910 00:51:48,463 --> 00:51:50,044 (KENDALL PANTING) 911 00:51:50,423 --> 00:51:51,959 What's the vote? 912 00:51:52,050 --> 00:51:53,665 LOGAN: My son. 913 00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,502 That was your best shot. You lost. 914 00:51:56,596 --> 00:51:58,587 I think there's some doubt as to whether he lost... 915 00:51:58,682 --> 00:52:01,674 And Kendall, Frank, Asha, Ilona, 916 00:52:01,768 --> 00:52:03,349 off the board, fired with immediate effect. 917 00:52:03,436 --> 00:52:05,267 -I don't think you're able to do that. -LOGAN: Security! 918 00:52:05,355 --> 00:52:07,471 I am in the middle of turning a fucking tanker. 919 00:52:07,566 --> 00:52:10,603 -Frank, you're fired. -I have some doubt... 920 00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:15,154 (SHOUTS) I'm in the middle of turning a fucking tanker! 921 00:52:17,200 --> 00:52:19,566 Do you hear? 922 00:52:21,663 --> 00:52:26,373 Frank! You're fired. Without exit package. 923 00:52:26,459 --> 00:52:27,539 Asha, goodbye. 924 00:52:27,627 --> 00:52:31,836 Somebody send a telegram to Ilona telling her she's no longer required, 925 00:52:31,923 --> 00:52:33,208 and my best to her cancer. 926 00:52:33,300 --> 00:52:34,710 I think we all need to take a beat. 927 00:52:34,801 --> 00:52:37,338 -Meh, meh, meh, fuckin' meh. -Logan, stop. 928 00:52:37,887 --> 00:52:42,381 Is it wise to fire the board with the share price this weak, 929 00:52:42,475 --> 00:52:43,965 heading into a political fight? 930 00:52:44,060 --> 00:52:46,221 Take it like a fucking man. You're out. 931 00:52:46,313 --> 00:52:49,020 You're fucked. You tried to kill me, but you failed. 932 00:52:49,107 --> 00:52:52,019 And you're dead. Now, fuck off! 933 00:52:57,824 --> 00:53:01,658 Oh, go on, cry me a river. Get the fuck out. 934 00:53:01,745 --> 00:53:04,612 Straight out! Passes canceled. 935 00:53:04,706 --> 00:53:06,071 We'll send along personal belongings. 936 00:53:06,166 --> 00:53:07,622 KENDALL: Just need to get some things, okay? 937 00:53:07,709 --> 00:53:09,324 LOGAN: No goodbyes! Thank you! 938 00:53:09,419 --> 00:53:11,410 KENDALL: Get your fuckin' hands off me. 939 00:53:18,595 --> 00:53:22,588 And what the fuck am I gonna do with you? 940 00:53:22,724 --> 00:53:25,386 I don't know, Dad. 941 00:53:28,188 --> 00:53:29,644 LOGAN: Jesus. 942 00:53:35,362 --> 00:53:37,318 -KENDALL: Can I just get some stuff? -No. No. 943 00:53:37,405 --> 00:53:38,986 -Thank you. -Okay. 944 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:48,826 Hey! 945 00:53:50,669 --> 00:53:55,709 God, that was the journey from hell. Spent 30 minutes in a cab not moving. 946 00:53:57,967 --> 00:53:59,047 Honey? 947 00:54:03,223 --> 00:54:04,383 Tom? 948 00:54:06,142 --> 00:54:08,804 -Hey. Hey. -Hey. You okay, sweetheart? 949 00:54:08,895 --> 00:54:13,184 Yeah. I think somebody poisoned me. I'm working from home. 950 00:54:13,274 --> 00:54:15,185 -Oh, someone poisoned you? -Mmm. 951 00:54:15,276 --> 00:54:17,358 (CHUCKLES) Oh! With booze? 952 00:54:17,445 --> 00:54:18,776 (EXCLAIMS) 953 00:54:18,905 --> 00:54:19,940 Huh. 954 00:54:20,031 --> 00:54:21,771 -Hey. Hey. -Hey. 955 00:54:24,494 --> 00:54:27,486 Okay, I got you something. 956 00:54:27,580 --> 00:54:29,662 -Oh, thank you. -I missed you. 957 00:54:29,749 --> 00:54:32,582 Oh, you only been away, like, 14 hours. 958 00:54:32,752 --> 00:54:36,495 Yeah, well, sorry for missing you. 959 00:54:36,589 --> 00:54:37,749 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) 960 00:54:37,841 --> 00:54:40,503 Yeah. What? 961 00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:45,170 -What the fuck? -What? What's happened? 962 00:54:46,808 --> 00:54:48,173 (STUTTERS) 963 00:54:48,268 --> 00:54:50,634 Well, more. Tell me more. 964 00:54:50,729 --> 00:54:52,265 What's happened? Did it happen? 965 00:54:52,605 --> 00:54:54,266 Okay, call me right back. 966 00:54:56,192 --> 00:55:00,151 The world's blown up. Oh, fuck! 967 00:55:00,238 --> 00:55:01,853 What do you mean, "Has it happened"? 968 00:55:01,948 --> 00:55:04,064 -Did you know? -What? No! 969 00:55:04,159 --> 00:55:06,525 -SHIV: Fuckin' Kendall! -Has it happened? 970 00:55:06,619 --> 00:55:10,032 Did... Has it happened? Wait! 971 00:55:10,582 --> 00:55:12,618 Kendall? Call me back. 972 00:55:12,751 --> 00:55:13,991 -You knew? -Yeah. 973 00:55:14,252 --> 00:55:17,210 I think too much edible gold hurt my tummy. 974 00:55:17,297 --> 00:55:18,582 SHIV: Connor. You heard? 975 00:55:18,673 --> 00:55:20,038 CONNOR: (OVER PHONE) Yeah, Kendall called 976 00:55:20,133 --> 00:55:22,124 for a vote of no confidence on Dad. 977 00:55:22,218 --> 00:55:25,176 Kendall? Who the fuck else knew about this? 978 00:55:25,263 --> 00:55:27,128 -Roman did. -Roman knew? 979 00:55:27,265 --> 00:55:30,177 Hey, ldon't know why you'd expect anything different. 980 00:55:30,351 --> 00:55:33,138 Not a single one of them told me about this. It's complete bullshit. 981 00:55:34,773 --> 00:55:38,607 Oh, Shiv, you know I don't like to take sides, but I'm on your side. 982 00:55:38,902 --> 00:55:40,392 Fuck you. 983 00:55:41,946 --> 00:55:44,278 -You knew? -Yeah, I tried to call you. 984 00:55:44,365 --> 00:55:45,525 -Not hard enough. -I did! 985 00:55:45,617 --> 00:55:48,450 -He's fired half the board. -TOM: What about Kendall? 986 00:55:48,536 --> 00:55:51,778 -Fired. Frank, Asha, fired. -What? 987 00:55:51,873 --> 00:55:54,785 The rebels are getting shot in the town square. 988 00:55:54,876 --> 00:55:56,662 I'll talk to you later, Torn. 989 00:55:56,795 --> 00:55:57,830 (DOOR CLOSES) 990 00:56:00,673 --> 00:56:02,004 Are we the rebels? 991 00:56:03,510 --> 00:56:04,716 (PHONE RINGS) 992 00:56:10,433 --> 00:56:12,845 -Yes? -I have the White House. 993 00:56:12,936 --> 00:56:18,181 The president will join once you're on. They're very apologetic. 994 00:56:18,274 --> 00:56:21,061 -Tell him I'm on. -Yes, sir. 995 00:56:22,195 --> 00:56:23,480 (BEEPS) 996 00:56:24,072 --> 00:56:26,154 Yes, he's on. 997 00:56:26,282 --> 00:56:29,774 Hello, Mr. President. He'll be with you momentarily. 998 00:56:35,291 --> 00:56:37,156 He'll be right there. 999 00:56:44,592 --> 00:56:46,378 Thank you. 1000 00:56:46,469 --> 00:56:48,585 (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) 1001 00:56:55,603 --> 00:56:56,763 Mr. President. 1002 00:56:59,774 --> 00:57:01,560 Much, much better. 1003 00:57:03,027 --> 00:57:04,392 No need for an apology. 1004 00:57:08,116 --> 00:57:12,405 Well, you really had a terrorist problem. 1005 00:57:13,955 --> 00:57:17,368 I've just taken down a terrorist myself. 1006 00:57:19,085 --> 00:57:20,074 My son. 1007 00:57:23,798 --> 00:57:29,134 So, can you help me with this FCC red tape bullshit? 1008 00:57:32,223 --> 00:57:33,554 Good. 1009 00:57:36,561 --> 00:57:41,430 And, you, Mr. President. And, you. Thank you. 1010 00:57:49,324 --> 00:57:51,440 (COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES PLAYING) 1011 00:59:00,228 --> 00:59:02,685 (SOFT INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)76053

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