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[JUGHEAD] It was over,
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the evils of Stonewall Prep
had been vanquished,
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and life in Riverdale more or less
picked up where it had left off.
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But at its heart, Riverdale was
and is, "A wicked little town".
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So no one was surprised
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when a third round of
sinister video tapes
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was delivered to our doorsteps.
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♪ You know the sun is in your eyes ♪
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♪ And hurricanes and rains ♪
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♪ And black and cloudy skies ♪
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♪ You're running up and down that hill ♪
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♪ You turn it on and off at will ♪
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♪ There's nothing here to
thrill or bring you down ♪
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♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪
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♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪
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♪ Through the dark turns and
noise of this wicked little town ♪
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♪ The fates are vicious
and they're cruel ♪
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♪ You learn too late you've
used two wishes like a fool ♪
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♪ The pious, hateful and devout ♪
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♪ You're turning tricks
'til you're turned out ♪
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♪ The wind so cold, it burns, you're
burning out, blowing round ♪
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♪ And then you're someone you are not ♪
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♪ And Riverdale, it ain't the spot ♪
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♪ Remember Mrs. Lot and
when she turned around ♪
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♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪
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♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪
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♪ Through the dark turns and
noise of this wicked little town ♪
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[JUGHEAD] No one slept much that night,
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as they waited for a new day to dawn.
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Daddy.
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You've a doctor's
appointment, don't you?
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Which I'll go to, as soon
as I finish my coffee.
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[SIGHS SOFTLY]
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[GRUNTING]
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[GRUNTS] Little help.
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Little help.
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- Holy crap, Mr. Lodge.
- Thanks, Archie.
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- [HIRAM EXHALES DEEPLY]
- Maybe you should ease up.
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You know, considering your condition.
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The hell you talking about?
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[SIGHS] Veronica told
me, that you're... sick.
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Well, clearly my daughter's confused
'cause I'm perfectly healthy.
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But if she's concerned
for some unfounded reason,
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then you'll agree that she
doesn't need to know about this.
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- Mr. Lodge, look if you need help...
- What I need is privacy.
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This is not your business,
nor hers, frankly.
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Do we understand each other, Archie?
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Yes, sir, we do.
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Take the plate off.
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So, I talked to all your teachers
and we figured out a way
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- for you to catch up on all of your classes.
- [THUDS]
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Phew! That's not daunting at all.
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- There's an index.
- Mmm-hmm, and it's color coded.
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Red is for American history.
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You missed the mid-term, so you
can catch up by writing an essay
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on either the Trail of Tears
or the Salem witch trials.
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- Salem witch trails, definitely.
- Mmm-hmm.
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Blue, English. You can choose amongst,
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Steinbeck's The Pearl, Hemingway's
The Old Man and the Sea,
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and London's The Call of the
Wild, for your book report.
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- [SIGHS]
- What, you've already read all three of them.
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No, I know, it's just,
writing a book report,
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now I know, how Sisyphus must have felt.
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Given how far behind I am
on literally every topic,
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is it even worth trying
to catch up at this point?
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Look. I know this is a lot.
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It's a lot of work, but it's
only for a couple of months.
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Just to make sure that
you graduate. With me.
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What is more important than that?
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Jughead. What a surprise.
What do you need?
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Something to stimulate
my brain as I plow through
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this pile of work that
Betty's lined up for me.
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I was thinking in between writing
these mind-numbing essays
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I could help you review the
latest round of videotapes
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from our mysterious voyeur.
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Absolutely, I could use some help
scrubbing through the footage.
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The voyeur's stepping
up his or her game.
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Coming to more and more houses.
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I don't ever want to
see what would happen
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if he found his way inside a house.
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Thank you. Oh. Uh...
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One more thing, if you could
keep my moon-lighting on the DL.
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You mean from Betty?
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How about this?
I won't bring it up to her,
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unless she asks me directly.
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Thank you.
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Here you go, Principal Honey,
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another list of sign-ups
for the variety show.
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Mmm. Well, I've reviewed
the acts submitted so far.
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They mostly seem fine.
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With one exception. Yours.
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I'm sorry, but you won't
be allowed to do a number
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from Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
That show is...
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It's not appropriate for
students and families.
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It was on Broadway.
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- There's a movie version of it.
- An R-rated movie version.
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Look, why don't you do a
number from a classical musical
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like Oklahoma! or Carousel.
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Instead of some
niche-downtown cabaret show
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that would be more appropriate
for pre-Nazi Berlin.
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Hedwig is not a niche show.
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It celebrates identities, genders,
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expressions of all kinds and it
speaks to my entire generation.
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We are relentlessly slammed
with crisis after crisis.
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And we take it, and we're numb. Yes.
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But also screaming on the inside.
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Please just... Just listen to us.
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We're people, not numbers.
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We're Generation Z.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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♪ All our feelings and thoughts ♪
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♪ Expressed in ones and in oughts ♪
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♪ In endless spiraling chains ♪
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♪ You can't decode or explain ♪
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♪ 'Cause you are so analog ♪
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♪ God dog I eye I God dog ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number generated we are ♪
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♪ Random numbers ♪
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♪ In the regime of the solid state ♪
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♪ Wheels spin as you iterate ♪
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♪ K is X squared minus one ♪
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♪ But .54321 ♪
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♪ When X is taken times two ♪
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♪ That's when we're coming for you ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number generated we are ♪
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♪ Hey here we are ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪
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♪ We're the random number ♪
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♪ Generation we are ♪
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♪ Random number generated we are ♪
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♪ Random number ♪
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[BELL RINGING]
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[PANTING]
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You see the music of Hedwig
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- is the perfect fit for...
- Mr. Keller,
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you can either pick a different song,
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or recuse yourself from the variety show
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and all your attendant duties.
Effective immediately.
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_
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- Synced and corrected by Firefly -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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[PLAYING ROCK TUNE]
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[POWER SHUTS OFF]
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Damn it.
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Late breaking news, I am now singing
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Oh, What a Beautiful Morning,
from Oklahoma! for the variety show.
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What happened to Hedwig?
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Honey nixed it.
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- Said it was too controversial.
- [SIGHS]
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Kevin, if you wanna do Hedwig,
you should do Hedwig.
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He'd yank me off stage
before the first note.
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Hell, I don't even think you
should wait for the variety show.
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I think you should go rogue.
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Go rogue, in what way?
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Okay.
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So, you know I support you.
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And, I think you're
an amazing writer, Jug,
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but this feels a little...
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phoned in. I mean there's typos
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and incomplete sentences and I'm
not even sure what the thesis is.
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[SIGHS]
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Yeah. Okay.
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Maybe, I'll go offline.
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Hole myself up in the bunker after
school and really focus on it.
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Play Thomas Pynchon for a while.
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[BELL RINGING]
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[VERONICA] Oh, he comes bearing gifts.
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And some news.
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I know this seems a little
last minute, but, uh...
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I signed us up for the variety show.
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- To perform as a band.
- Well, obviously, I'm completely in.
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You know I support you
kids in your rock-and-roll,
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but I really have to
finish these essays,
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or else my girlfriend over there
is gonna lock me in the stocks.
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It's true, Jug has a lot of work to do.
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But I think, you can take
a little time out, for this.
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I mean, look, it's senior year,
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we promised we were gonna
start taking advantage of that.
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Agreed.
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- Does this band have a name?
- Mmm.
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Uh, it's The Archies.
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What, was the Me-Me-Me's taken?
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- We can change the name.
- [VERONICA] No. The Archies.
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- I like it.
- [KEVIN OVER SPEAKER] What's up, Riverdale?
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Are you trying to tear me down?
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That's, wait. That's not...
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Well, sorry, I'm the
new Berlin Wall, baby.
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Now, get your asses to the music room.
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[MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ I was born on the other side ♪
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♪ Of a town ripped in two ♪
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♪ I made it over the great divide ♪
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♪ Now I'm coming for you ♪
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[STUDENTS CHEERING]
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♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪
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♪ They try and tear me down ♪
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♪ You want me baby I dare you ♪
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♪ Try and tear me down ♪
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[ALL CHEERING]
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♪ There ain't much of a difference ♪
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♪ Between a bridge and a wall ♪
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♪ Without me right in the middle, babe ♪
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♪ Whoa, you would be nothing at all ♪
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♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪
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♪ They try to tear me down ♪
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♪ You want me, baby I dare you ♪
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♪ Try and tear me down ♪
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♪ From East Berlin to Junction City ♪
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Hello, Mr. Honey. Hello, Riverdale.
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You wanna try and tear me down?
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You're done, Mr. Keller,
you're off the variety show.
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♪ Come on and tear ♪
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♪ Come on and tear me ♪
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♪ Down ♪
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[ALL CHEERING]
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I said, "you're done". You hear me?
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You're done!
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- [BETTY] Okay, I'm gonna try it.
- [VERONICA LAUGHING]
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- [ALL] Whoa.
- Okay.
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- Can we please order pizza from Little Cicero's?
- Ugh!
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Guys, it is not a sleepover
without greasy pizza, right, Kev?
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Kev?
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Sorry, it's just...
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Working on the variety
show made me feel like,
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I was reconnecting with
the old, pre-farm Kevin.
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Mr. Honey didn't just take that away,
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he made me feel like I was nothing.
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Like I didn't matter.
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[SIGHS]
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You know something that
makes me feel better?
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♪ On nights ♪
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♪ Like this ♪
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♪ When the world's a bit amiss ♪
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♪ And the lights go down ♪
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♪ Across the trailer park ♪
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♪ I put on some make-up ♪
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♪ Turn on the tape deck ♪
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♪ And put the wig back on my head ♪
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Oh.
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♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest
midnight checkout queen ♪
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♪ Until I head home ♪
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♪ And I put myself to bed ♪
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I hear what you're saying, Betty,
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but I'm not sure even a
makeover montage will help.
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♪ I look back on where I'm from ♪
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00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,679
♪ Look at the woman I've become ♪
251
00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:47,548
♪ And the strangest thing's ♪
252
00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,676
♪ Suddenly routine ♪
253
00:15:50,678 --> 00:15:54,597
♪ I look up from my
Vermouth on the rocks ♪
254
00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:57,993
♪ The gift wrapped
wig still in the box ♪
255
00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:01,479
♪ Of towering velveteen ♪
256
00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,498
♪ I put on some make-up ♪
257
00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:07,085
♪ Some LaVern Baker ♪
258
00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:11,882
♪ And pull the wig down from the shelf ♪
259
00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:20,390
- [VOCALIZING]
- ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 ♪
260
00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,425
♪ Until I wake up ♪
261
00:16:22,427 --> 00:16:25,061
♪ And I turn back to myself ♪
262
00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:35,721
♪ Some girls they have natural ease ♪
263
00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:39,326
♪ They wear it any way they please ♪
264
00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:43,997
♪ With their French flip curls
and perfumed magazines ♪
265
00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:49,276
♪ Wear it up, let it down ♪
266
00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:53,114
♪ This is the best way that I've found ♪
267
00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:56,292
♪ To be the best you've ever seen ♪
268
00:16:56,294 --> 00:16:58,219
♪ I put on some make-up ♪
269
00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:02,832
♪ Turn on the eight-track ♪
270
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,603
♪ I'm pulling the wig
down from the shelf ♪
271
00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:15,278
♪ Suddenly I'm Miss
Farrah Fawcett from TV ♪
272
00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,388
♪ Until I wake up ♪
273
00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:20,033
♪ And I turn back to myself ♪
274
00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:25,146
♪ Shag, bi-level Bob Dorothy Hamill do ♪
275
00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:27,898
♪ Sausage curl, chicken wings
it's all because of you ♪
276
00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,711
♪ It's all because of you
it's all because of you ♪
277
00:17:34,591 --> 00:17:36,958
[ALL LAUGHING]
278
00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,718
Oh, my...
279
00:17:38,720 --> 00:17:40,369
- [SIGHS]
- [LAUGHS]
280
00:17:40,371 --> 00:17:42,013
- Hey, Kev?
- Yeah.
281
00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,667
What if for the variety show,
282
00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:49,670
we all performed songs from Hedwig.
283
00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,732
Yeah. As a sign of solidarity.
284
00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:54,875
And as President of the Student Body
285
00:17:54,877 --> 00:17:56,936
and Riverdale High's LGBTQIA Alliance,
286
00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:58,427
I promise you,
287
00:17:58,429 --> 00:18:00,764
I will sit down with Principal
Humbug and make this right.
288
00:18:04,687 --> 00:18:06,955
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]
289
00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:19,700
On behalf of Kevin Keller
and the entire Student Body
290
00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,261
we urge you to hear our plea.
291
00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,955
Hedwig is not some
fringe, down-beat musical.
292
00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:28,342
It's fun. It's an
old-fashioned, red-blooded,
293
00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,248
American musical comedy
with something for everyone.
294
00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,059
Including those of us, who
are more... straight-laced.
295
00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:36,394
Allow us to demonstrate.
296
00:18:40,640 --> 00:18:42,407
[MUSIC PLAYING]
297
00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:46,894
♪ I've got a sweet tooth ♪
298
00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,247
♪ For licorice drops and jelly roll ♪
299
00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,452
♪ Hey, sugar daddy ♪
300
00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:57,839
♪ Cheryl needs some sugar in her bowl ♪
301
00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:03,452
♪ I'll lay out fine china on the linen
302
00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:04,846
♪ Polish up the chrome ♪
303
00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:07,498
♪ If you've got some sugar for me ♪
304
00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,726
♪ Sugar daddy bring it home ♪
305
00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,065
♪ Black strap molasses ♪
306
00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,800
♪ You're my cherry blossom honey bear ♪
307
00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,395
♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪
308
00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:23,889
♪ Bring me Versace blue jeans ♪
309
00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,975
♪ Black designer underwear ♪
310
00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:29,070
♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪
311
00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:33,658
♪ We'll dress up like the disco-dancing
jet set In Milan and Rome ♪
312
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:36,077
♪ If you got some sugar for me ♪
313
00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,546
♪ Sugar daddy, bring it home ♪
314
00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,173
That's enough, Ms. Blossom.
315
00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:45,128
♪ Oh, the thrill of control ♪
316
00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:49,423
♪ Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll ♪
317
00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:53,711
♪ It's the sweetest taste
I've known, oh yeah ♪
318
00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:58,174
♪ So if you've got some sugar
bring it home, oh yeah ♪
319
00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:02,946
♪ Come on, sugar daddy bring it home ♪
320
00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:16,901
What? No applause?
321
00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,211
You just proved my point.
322
00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:21,447
Did you listen to the
lyrics you just sang?
323
00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:25,242
Hedwig and The Angry Inch
is highly sexualized.
324
00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:27,729
[SCOFFS] How queer-phobic of you.
325
00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,902
And if every student of Riverdale
High changed their variety show act
326
00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:33,626
to a number from Hedwig,
what would you do then?
327
00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,436
Hmm. Well, Ms. Topaz,
328
00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:39,048
I would make the following announcement,
329
00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,720
"Any student who performs
a song from Hedwig
330
00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:44,552
will be barred from Senior Prom".
331
00:20:48,226 --> 00:20:49,226
Now...
332
00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,954
As you like to say, Ms. Blossom...
333
00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,106
Toodles.
334
00:21:13,973 --> 00:21:15,607
[PHONE BUZZING]
335
00:21:17,716 --> 00:21:19,691
[PHONE CONTINUES BUZZING]
336
00:21:25,345 --> 00:21:27,068
_
337
00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,786
[ARCHIE] So what happened exactly?
338
00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,029
Daddy is downplaying it.
339
00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:36,198
He says he missed a step and stumbled.
340
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,309
But, it's still scary and confusing.
341
00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:42,060
He's been going to the
doctor, he just told us.
342
00:21:42,062 --> 00:21:43,161
He was getting better.
343
00:21:46,358 --> 00:21:47,958
Ronnie, I don't want you to worry.
344
00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:52,546
[SIGHS] But your dad's
been working out at the gym.
345
00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:56,491
Okay.
346
00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:59,035
He was bench pressing
and the bar slipped.
347
00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:01,013
Luckily, I was there to catch it, but...
348
00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:05,684
I don't think, he's been going to
the doctor as regularly as he says.
349
00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,629
And,
350
00:22:09,631 --> 00:22:12,724
you haven't told me this before, why?
351
00:22:12,726 --> 00:22:14,266
Well, he said it was nothing,
352
00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:15,843
and when Iron Lodge asks
you to shut your mouth
353
00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:18,119
and mind your own business,
you mind your own business.
354
00:22:18,121 --> 00:22:21,891
No, no, you drag him to the car,
355
00:22:21,893 --> 00:22:24,852
and you drive him to
the doctor yourself.
356
00:22:24,854 --> 00:22:28,439
- That wasn't an option, Ronnie.
- So, you do nothing instead?
357
00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:31,359
This is my life,
Archie, my father's life.
358
00:22:31,361 --> 00:22:33,253
How could you be so short-sighted?
359
00:22:42,205 --> 00:22:44,038
[BETTY] Jughead!
360
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,293
I came to surprise
you, with a study break.
361
00:22:47,295 --> 00:22:50,354
Tell me, this is not what it looks like.
362
00:22:50,356 --> 00:22:52,748
- It's not.
- Oh, so you're not lying to me,
363
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,173
about doing your homework.
364
00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:57,602
While you try to crack
some new unsolvable mystery.
365
00:22:57,604 --> 00:23:01,264
- I'm doing both.
- I went to the mat for you.
366
00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:03,554
With Mr. Honey and with
all of your teachers.
367
00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:04,793
I didn't ask you to do that.
368
00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:07,270
I'm trying to make sure
that you graduate, Jug.
369
00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:10,657
I'm trying to make sure that we
stay together, that we have a future.
370
00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:13,328
[SCOFFS] I'm sorry, in what
future are we not together?
371
00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:16,571
I'm going to New Haven in a few
months, Jug, that is happening.
372
00:23:16,573 --> 00:23:19,515
- Where are you going to be?
- I thought I'd be your dorm husband,
373
00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:21,909
just eating pizza while
you studied Criminal Psych.
374
00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:24,515
Yeah, well, I would rather
that than this dead-end Jughead.
375
00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:26,906
Oh, the Jughead that
was brained with a rock?
376
00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:28,299
I'm sorry I'm different now,
377
00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:30,418
I guess death just changes a person.
378
00:23:30,420 --> 00:23:32,337
[MUSIC PLAYING]
379
00:23:32,339 --> 00:23:33,623
♪ Inside I'm hollowed out ♪
380
00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:37,517
♪ Outside's a paper shroud
and all the rest's illusion ♪
381
00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:39,595
♪ That there's a will and soul ♪
382
00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:43,056
♪ That we can wrest control
from chaos and confusion ♪
383
00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:46,952
♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪
384
00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:53,483
♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪
385
00:23:53,485 --> 00:23:56,027
How do you think I feel?
386
00:23:56,029 --> 00:23:58,988
♪ A random pattern with
a needle and thread ♪
387
00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:01,511
♪ The overlapping way
diseases are spread ♪
388
00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:04,674
♪ To a tornado body with
a hand grenade head ♪
389
00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:09,174
♪ And the legs are two lovers entwined ♪
390
00:24:09,176 --> 00:24:11,793
- I was trying to do the right thing.
- You weren't thinking, Archie.
391
00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:14,195
Give me a break, Veronica.
It's been a crappy year.
392
00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:16,188
♪ Oh, God, I'm all sewn up ♪
393
00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:20,134
♪ A hardened razor-cut
scar-map across my body ♪
394
00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,115
♪ And you can trace the lines ♪
395
00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:25,523
♪ Through misery's design
that map across my body ♪
396
00:24:25,525 --> 00:24:29,703
♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪
397
00:24:31,531 --> 00:24:35,751
♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪
398
00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,173
♪ The automatist's undoin' ♪
399
00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:44,042
♪ The whole world starts unscrewin' ♪
400
00:24:44,044 --> 00:24:49,056
♪ As time collapses
and space warps, oh ♪
401
00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:53,084
♪ You see decay and ruin ♪
402
00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:56,096
♪ I tell you, no, no, no, no ♪
403
00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:59,849
♪ You make such an exquisite corpse ♪
404
00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:03,561
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
405
00:25:03,563 --> 00:25:07,699
♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪
406
00:25:09,269 --> 00:25:13,413
♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪
407
00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,775
♪ I'm all sewn up ♪
408
00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:22,464
♪ I'm all sewn up ♪
409
00:25:27,254 --> 00:25:29,087
[DOOR SLAMS]
410
00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:35,042
Principal Honey, I need to alert you
411
00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:38,063
to a situation that's
taking place in the hallway.
412
00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:41,900
And the games begin.
413
00:25:48,108 --> 00:25:52,193
Consider this a peaceful
protest, Mr. Honey.
414
00:25:52,195 --> 00:25:55,446
Though I will weaponize
these babies if I have to.
415
00:25:55,448 --> 00:25:58,316
Clearly, you are all...
416
00:25:58,318 --> 00:26:01,194
very passionate about
what you're feeling.
417
00:26:01,196 --> 00:26:04,923
But hotheads lead to
unpredictability and anger.
418
00:26:06,126 --> 00:26:07,175
Violence.
419
00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:15,425
So, I'm afraid...
420
00:26:15,427 --> 00:26:19,629
the most prudent action to
take at this moment is to...
421
00:26:19,631 --> 00:26:21,172
cancel the variety show.
422
00:26:21,174 --> 00:26:22,482
[ALL GASPING]
423
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:33,243
Hi, sorry, I'm late.
424
00:26:35,105 --> 00:26:38,573
Betty, I forgot to text you guys
that rehearsal's cancelled.
425
00:26:39,776 --> 00:26:40,867
Oh...
426
00:26:41,753 --> 00:26:43,962
I kinda screwed up with Veronica.
427
00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,968
Well, Jughead and I just got
in a fight, too, actually. so...
428
00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:53,996
Damn it, I'm sorry.
429
00:26:53,998 --> 00:26:56,624
This is not what I
wanted this week to be.
430
00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:58,876
I wanted us to have fun.
431
00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,758
When was the last time that happened?
432
00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,474
That time we ordered sea monkeys,
433
00:27:06,476 --> 00:27:08,291
from the back of the coven book was fun.
434
00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,907
- Yeah, we peaked in the first grade.
- Yeah.
435
00:27:16,145 --> 00:27:17,829
When I saw that sign-up sheet,
436
00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,274
I flashback to sophomore year.
437
00:27:21,276 --> 00:27:24,836
I was on the stage, freezing
up from stage fright,
438
00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:28,030
until I saw my dad.
439
00:27:28,032 --> 00:27:31,259
And suddenly, I could just... play.
440
00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:36,181
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY] He gave me
the biggest hug afterwards.
441
00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,351
He was so proud of you.
442
00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:44,022
He was always so happy
whenever you played.
443
00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:49,927
Look, just because Veronica
and Jughead aren't here,
444
00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,322
doesn't mean we can't rehearse.
445
00:27:55,518 --> 00:27:56,534
[ARCHIE] All right.
446
00:27:58,914 --> 00:28:01,206
[GUITAR MUSIC PLAYING]
447
00:28:08,448 --> 00:28:11,157
♪ When the Earth was still flat ♪
448
00:28:11,159 --> 00:28:13,584
♪ And clouds made of fire ♪
449
00:28:13,586 --> 00:28:17,180
♪ And mountains
stretched up to the sky ♪
450
00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:21,167
♪ Sometimes higher ♪
451
00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:25,254
♪ Folks roamed the Earth
like big rolling kegs ♪
452
00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:30,257
♪ They had two sets of arms
they had two sets of legs ♪
453
00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:35,064
♪ They had two faces peering
out of one giant head ♪
454
00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:37,975
♪ So they could watch all around them ♪
455
00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,144
♪ As they talked while they read ♪
456
00:28:40,146 --> 00:28:43,915
♪ And they never knew nothing of love ♪
457
00:28:44,784 --> 00:28:47,651
♪ It was before ♪
458
00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:49,695
♪ Mmm ♪
459
00:28:49,697 --> 00:28:51,906
♪ The origin of love ♪
460
00:28:51,908 --> 00:28:54,575
♪ The origin of love ♪
461
00:28:54,577 --> 00:28:56,803
♪ The origin of love ♪
462
00:28:56,805 --> 00:28:59,264
♪ The origin of love ♪
463
00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,934
♪ Last time I saw you ♪
464
00:29:02,936 --> 00:29:04,877
♪ We just split in two ♪
465
00:29:04,879 --> 00:29:09,774
♪ You were looking at me
I was looking at you ♪
466
00:29:09,776 --> 00:29:12,051
♪ You had a way so familiar ♪
467
00:29:12,053 --> 00:29:16,430
♪ I could not recognize 'cause
you had blood on your face ♪
468
00:29:16,432 --> 00:29:18,933
♪ And I had blood in my eyes ♪
469
00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:23,764
♪ And the children of the moon look
like a fork stuck on a spoon ♪
470
00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:30,328
♪ They were part sun part
earth, part daughter part son ♪
471
00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:33,089
♪ Oh ♪
472
00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:35,300
♪ The origin of love ♪
473
00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,330
♪ Now the Gods grew quite scared ♪
474
00:29:41,332 --> 00:29:43,698
♪ Of our strength and defiance ♪
475
00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,453
♪ And Thor said I'm gonna
kill them all with my hammer ♪
476
00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:49,598
♪ Like I killed the giants ♪
477
00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:53,884
♪ And then he grabbed up some bolts ♪
478
00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:58,305
♪ He let out a laugh said I'll
split them right down the middle ♪
479
00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,683
♪ Gonna cut them right up in half ♪
480
00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:05,146
♪ And the storm clouds gathered above ♪
481
00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:07,499
♪ Into great balls of fire ♪
482
00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:16,813
♪ And then fire shot down
from the sky in bolts ♪
483
00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,244
♪ Like shining blades of a knife ♪
484
00:30:20,246 --> 00:30:23,840
♪ And it ripped right
through the flesh ♪
485
00:30:23,842 --> 00:30:28,311
♪ Of the children of the Sun
and the Moon and the Earth ♪
486
00:30:29,514 --> 00:30:33,340
♪ And Osiris and the gods of the Nile ♪
487
00:30:33,342 --> 00:30:36,051
♪ Gathered up a big storm ♪
488
00:30:36,053 --> 00:30:38,304
♪ To blow a hurricane ♪
489
00:30:38,306 --> 00:30:40,481
♪ To scatter us away ♪
490
00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:43,034
♪ In a flood of wind and rain ♪
491
00:30:43,036 --> 00:30:45,436
♪ A sea of tidal waves ♪
492
00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:47,864
♪ To wash us all away ♪
493
00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,065
♪ And if we don't behave ♪
494
00:30:50,067 --> 00:30:52,252
♪ They'll cut us down again ♪
495
00:31:24,823 --> 00:31:26,006
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]
496
00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:28,346
Hi.
497
00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,133
One fully researched,
498
00:31:32,135 --> 00:31:35,878
thoroughly proofed, MLA formatted
essay on the Salem witch trials.
499
00:31:38,382 --> 00:31:39,858
I don't know what to say.
500
00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:44,279
You don't have to say anything.
501
00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,364
I do.
502
00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:49,033
I'm sorry.
503
00:31:50,653 --> 00:31:51,870
Jug.
504
00:31:53,397 --> 00:31:54,563
It's okay.
505
00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,365
No, it's not.
506
00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,119
I shouldn't have been
as ticked off as I was
507
00:31:58,121 --> 00:31:59,252
that you had faith in me.
508
00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:09,173
- You okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine.
509
00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:11,897
Okay.
510
00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:14,309
I really need to finish that
essay on Call of the Wild.
511
00:32:14,311 --> 00:32:16,469
But you can distract
me any time you want.
512
00:32:20,299 --> 00:32:21,316
- Bye.
- Bye.
513
00:32:38,064 --> 00:32:40,317
Penny for your thoughts, handsome.
514
00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:41,452
Hi.
515
00:32:43,623 --> 00:32:46,823
I wanted to give you this, Archie.
516
00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:49,260
It was too short-notice to
get cupcakes from Magnolia,
517
00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:51,662
so these are from Pop's,
518
00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:55,641
but you deserve an official
"Veronica Lodge I'm Sorry".
519
00:32:57,419 --> 00:32:59,604
- You're sorry.
- I am.
520
00:33:02,975 --> 00:33:06,110
I was... scared.
521
00:33:07,179 --> 00:33:10,597
And lashing out, but
at the wrong person.
522
00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:13,826
The truth is, you didn't need
to come clean to me but you did.
523
00:33:15,187 --> 00:33:17,229
And thanks to that I
got a doctor who said
524
00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,415
it was lucky he saw Daddy when he did.
525
00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:22,276
Because it could have been
much worse than a fall.
526
00:33:22,278 --> 00:33:24,253
[SIGHS] So, thank you.
527
00:33:24,255 --> 00:33:26,221
- Archiekins.
- Veronica, I...
528
00:33:26,223 --> 00:33:27,410
So, more good news,
529
00:33:27,412 --> 00:33:29,783
though Honey cancelled the
variety show at school,
530
00:33:29,785 --> 00:33:32,786
Kevin called me with an amazing idea.
531
00:33:32,788 --> 00:33:34,580
To host it at La Bonne Nuit.
532
00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:36,540
So, me, you, Betty and Jughead
533
00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:38,476
we'll all get to perform
together after all.
534
00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,854
- Isn't that amazing?
- That's awesome.
535
00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:52,740
"The show must go on", as they say.
536
00:33:53,934 --> 00:33:55,868
Even in our wicked, little town.
537
00:34:03,235 --> 00:34:04,335
[SIGHS]
538
00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:27,441
♪ Forgive me for I did not know ♪
539
00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:36,266
♪ 'Cause I was just a boy ♪
540
00:34:36,268 --> 00:34:39,653
♪ And you were so much more ♪
541
00:34:41,732 --> 00:34:46,818
♪ And when everything
starts breaking down ♪
542
00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:51,657
♪ You take the pieces off the ground ♪
543
00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:54,660
♪ And show this wicked town ♪
544
00:34:54,662 --> 00:34:58,556
♪ Something beautiful and new ♪
545
00:35:01,269 --> 00:35:06,105
♪ And there's no mystical design ♪
546
00:35:06,107 --> 00:35:10,434
♪ No cosmic lover preassigned ♪
547
00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:14,721
♪ There's nothing you can find ♪
548
00:35:14,723 --> 00:35:18,326
♪ That cannot be found ♪
549
00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:25,175
♪ 'Cause, with all the changes
we've been through ♪
550
00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:30,046
♪ It seems the stranger's always you ♪
551
00:35:30,048 --> 00:35:37,070
♪ Alone again in some
new wicked little town ♪
552
00:35:39,766 --> 00:35:44,418
♪ When you've got no other choice ♪
553
00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:49,339
♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪
554
00:35:49,341 --> 00:35:52,582
♪ Through the dark turns and noise ♪
555
00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:56,596
♪ Of this wicked little town ♪
556
00:35:56,598 --> 00:36:00,368
♪ Oh, it's a wicked ♪
557
00:36:01,788 --> 00:36:04,538
♪ Little town ♪
558
00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:11,161
♪ Goodbye wicked ♪
559
00:36:11,163 --> 00:36:14,924
♪ Little town ♪
560
00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,933
- [CROWD APPLAUDING]
- _
561
00:36:42,311 --> 00:36:45,437
Ladies and gentlemen, for our
final performance of the evening.
562
00:36:45,439 --> 00:36:47,782
I am beyond honored to introduce,
563
00:36:47,784 --> 00:36:50,451
for the first time ever, The Archies.
564
00:36:50,453 --> 00:36:52,629
[ALL CHEERING AND APPLAUDING]
565
00:37:08,855 --> 00:37:15,551
♪ Rain falls hard ♪
566
00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:19,722
♪ Burns dry ♪
567
00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:23,868
♪ A dream or a song ♪
568
00:37:25,288 --> 00:37:28,456
♪ That hits you so hard ♪
569
00:37:29,608 --> 00:37:32,585
♪ It's filling you up ♪
570
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,382
♪ And suddenly you're gone ♪
571
00:37:40,169 --> 00:37:45,640
♪ Breathe, feel, love ♪
572
00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:52,504
♪ Give free ♪
573
00:37:52,506 --> 00:37:54,774
♪ Know in your soul ♪
574
00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:59,779
♪ Like your blood knows the way ♪
575
00:38:00,931 --> 00:38:03,658
♪ From your heart to your brain ♪
576
00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:10,689
♪ Know that you're whole ♪
577
00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,783
♪ And you're shining ♪
578
00:38:12,785 --> 00:38:15,402
♪ Like the brightest star ♪
579
00:38:15,404 --> 00:38:17,705
♪ A transmission ♪
580
00:38:17,707 --> 00:38:24,137
♪ On the midnight radio ♪
581
00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:26,931
♪ Here's to Ronnie ♪
582
00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:29,249
♪ And Archie ♪
583
00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:31,335
♪ And Betty ♪
584
00:38:31,337 --> 00:38:33,429
♪ And Jughead ♪
585
00:38:33,431 --> 00:38:35,106
♪ And Choni ♪
586
00:38:36,008 --> 00:38:37,966
♪ And Reggie ♪
587
00:38:37,968 --> 00:38:40,862
♪ And me ♪
588
00:38:40,864 --> 00:38:43,990
♪ And all the strange rock and rollers ♪
589
00:38:45,434 --> 00:38:48,703
♪ You know you're doing all right ♪
590
00:38:50,147 --> 00:38:54,525
♪ So hold on to each other ♪
591
00:38:54,527 --> 00:38:59,822
♪ You gotta hold on tonight ♪
592
00:38:59,824 --> 00:39:04,418
♪ And you're shining
like the brightest star ♪
593
00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:10,558
♪ A transmission on the midnight radio ♪
594
00:39:13,128 --> 00:39:17,798
♪ And you're spinning your new 45s ♪
595
00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,177
♪ With all the misfits and the losers ♪
596
00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:26,908
♪ Well, you know
you're rock and rollers ♪
597
00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:30,661
♪ Spinning to ♪
598
00:39:30,663 --> 00:39:36,793
♪ Your rock and roll ♪
599
00:39:45,554 --> 00:39:47,077
_
600
00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:50,473
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
601
00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:55,627
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
602
00:39:55,629 --> 00:39:58,189
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
603
00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:04,070
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
604
00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:08,432
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
605
00:40:08,434 --> 00:40:12,736
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
606
00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:16,857
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
607
00:40:16,859 --> 00:40:21,361
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
608
00:40:21,363 --> 00:40:25,532
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
609
00:40:25,534 --> 00:40:30,120
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
610
00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:34,124
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
611
00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:38,512
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
612
00:40:38,514 --> 00:40:42,674
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
613
00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:46,887
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
614
00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:48,864
♪ Lift up your hands... ♪
615
00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:50,316
[JUGHEAD] There's a problem that comes
616
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:52,684
once you get caught up on your homework.
617
00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:55,997
Your mind wanders, and
evil creeps back in.
618
00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,317
Was the voyeur somewhere
amongst us in the crowd,
619
00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:02,044
playing his long game?
620
00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:06,323
Turning the temperature up?
621
00:41:06,325 --> 00:41:09,576
Ever so slowly?
622
00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:11,554
So, that by the time we frogs realized
623
00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,539
we were being boiled
alive, it was too late.
624
00:41:14,541 --> 00:41:16,601
[PANTING]
625
00:41:25,603 --> 00:41:27,528
[WHACKING CONTINUES]
626
00:41:29,824 --> 00:41:34,476
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
627
00:41:34,478 --> 00:41:37,288
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
628
00:41:39,441 --> 00:41:44,069
♪ Lift up your hands ♪
629
00:41:44,071 --> 00:41:46,172
[CROWD APPLAUDING]
630
00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,320
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