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...Southwark
Crown Court where Charles Ingram...
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Army Major Charles Ingram
and his wife Diana
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arriving at court today
to face the cameras.
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Inside, Ingram is to hear claims
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that he teamed up
with a coughing accomplice,
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alleged to be college
lecturer Tecwen Whittock,
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to cheat his way
to the £1 million jackpot
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on ITV's hit quiz show,
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
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Oh, hello.
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I believe we're charged
with co-conspiracy.
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It's nice to meet you both
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at last.
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Yes, the accused look,
and to all intents and purposes, are
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respectable middle-class, middle-aged,
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middle England men and women.
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At the end of the day,
this was just a game.
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A television quiz show
enjoyed by millions,
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but creating in a select few
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this unhealthy obsession
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that spilled over
into an audacious heist.
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Who wanted to be a millionaire?
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My God, these three certainly did.
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You are facing a 50-50,
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guilty or not guilty.
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The Crown believes the answer
to be self-evident.
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They are guilty as charged.
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Today, one home in three
throughout the British Isles
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sits spellbound several hours a day
before a magic cube.
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A new public service
is about to be launched
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over the rooftops of old London.
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Here it is, ladies and gentlemen,
a holiday of a lifetime.
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You've won a marvellous
14-day holiday for two.
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You've got a radiogram
and a nice easy chair to sit on.
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- Bern is the capital of...
- Switzerland.
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- Edinburgh.
- Scotland.
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This wonderful microwave oven and a
superb range of kitchen equipment.
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Let's play Bullseye.
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For £50. Who was beaten
by Martina Navratilova
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- in the 1987 finals?
- Steffi Graf.
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- Welcome to Mr and Mrs.
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We've got two happily married
couples back there,
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ready and willing to hand over
their nuptials to me.
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It's nice to see you, to see you...
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Nice!
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Hi, sir.
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David Liddiment. I start today.
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What department?
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Uh... I think, uh...
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Well, I suppose all of them.
I'm the new Director of Programmes.
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Oh! Stand by your beds,
best behaviour, new boss is here.
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God, I hate changes of leader.
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And them wanky new ideas.
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David! Claudia. Head of Entertainment.
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- Hi.
- Claudia, hi. How are you?
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Surprise, surprise,
it's Claudia who gets to him first.
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- You look...
- I look... I look like hell.
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Just had baby number two,
that's my excuse, anyway, so...
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Uh... Time for a quick catch-up?
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- Walk and talk?
- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm interested in events.
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Event television.
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Why do the BBC always
trounce us in the big stuff?
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Diana's funeral a couple of weeks ago,
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one of the most watched programmes
in TV history,
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and obviously, tragic as that was,
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- goes without saying...
- Tragic.
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...people still want to
gather as a nation
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to experience something big together.
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I'm just not sure the classic light
entertainment of old fits into that.
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OK.
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Well, we've always gotten
our game show formats from America.
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So time for something new.
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No, time to invent our own.
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The classic TV game show can be
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the must-see TV thingy
that you're looking for.
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I'm not just saying that
to save my department's skin.
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Claudia, I've got Martin Bashir
coming in this morning to discuss...
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Very important, but if you just
let me bring some people in...
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I have one. I think I have one.
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It's an old one.
The last gaffer rejected it.
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Brilliant. Why is it an event?
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Because they're going
to give away £1 million.
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The idea then would be that the
higher up the mountain you climb,
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the more your time would deplete,
the way that oxygen might deplete.
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No. Stop trying to complicate it.
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It's simple. Questions and answers.
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Paul, for crying out... This isn't 1955.
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Everyone else is making shows where
you spy on strangers in a house
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- or throw them out of helicopters.
- Yeah. Crap. Desperate.
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This is the show we're going to pitch.
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Re-pitch.
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We could set it on actual mountain.
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Well, like a little one. Like in...
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Wales or...
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Look, right, I'm with Paul.
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It's what we did
on the radio show with Chris.
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Answer a question,
you get it right, you double it,
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so you keep doubling,
so the higher up you go,
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the more you can earn,
but the more you can lose.
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People love it.
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But the networks don't.
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That's why they all
turned it down the first time.
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Fusty old game show.
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It's not a game show, it's a quiz.
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That's the joy of it.
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People love a good pub quiz.
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A uniquely British invention
combining our two greatest loves,
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drinking and being right.
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Nope. Fine. You write it down, then.
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Ever the teacher, you do it.
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- That's not how you spell that.
- Question three.
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The Living Room War was the nickname
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given to which conflict
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perceived to be the first truly
televised war of the 20th century?
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- Suez?
- Korean?
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- Maybe it is Suez.
- No, it was too early,
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we didn't have a TV during Suez.
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Vietnam. It's Vietnam.
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Are you sure, Dad?
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Uh... Who here got down
to the last four on Fifteen To One,
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toughest show on television?
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Vietnam.
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Diana. Diana?
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Telephone. Diana.
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Guess who for 12 points.
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"I say, darling, is that the time?
Deary me.
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"In the army,
one must always be on time.
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"Golly."
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Oi! No phone calls. Cheating.
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I'm not cheating. We don't cheat.
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Charles, it's Tuesday,
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pub quiz night, my one night...
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No, hello, darling. No, no, no,
I'm not asking you to come home,
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it's just that Polly wants you to hear
her piano piece before bedtime.
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She's got all the way
through the first bit.
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I'll hold the phone out.
One second. One sec.
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Go. Go.
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Question four, in which country was
the Rosetta Stone found in 1799?
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That's all I've got.
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That's all she's got.
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That's all she's gotten.
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That's all for now, darling.
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Oh, well, tell her well done.
I'll be home soon.
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- Lots of love.
- Next question...
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It's exciting!
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Brand-new school,
new children, new friends.
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It's just memorising all the names.
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They'll need a system.
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Can you call the landlord tonight
about the boiler?
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- Last thing we needed was cold showers this morning.
- Sure.
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- You feeling all right today?
- Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
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It's a bit of a step down, isn't it,
training other officers?
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Well, it's a step around.
It's a step different.
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It's nice to be near your dad
and Adrian, isn't it?
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Yes, although you should have
seen him last night,
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so competitive, he drives me crazy.
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But you're quite competitive too
in a lovely way.
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Nothing wrong with
a bit of ambition, Charles.
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So, it's multiple choice,
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which has never been done
on telly before, ever,
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and you get to see the question
and four possible answers
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before you decide to play.
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Right, so it's easier, then?
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No, if anything, it adds to the torment.
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And there's no clock,
they get as long as they want.
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Well, where's the tension?
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Because we're watching
people potentially
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making life-changing decisions.
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And we'll just sit there
and watch them go through it all,
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the whole gamut of emotions, waiting.
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And then there's also the matter
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of the largest game show prize
in the history of television.
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Right, yeah,
so you're gonna bankrupt us all.
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Oh, there's nothing to worry about.
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It would take a very unique sort of
person to risk going all the way.
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That fear is built into the show.
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Well, let's try it. Play it with you.
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Now.
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Sure, why not? Love a game.
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And we thought,
to make things more real,
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you could put your own money in.
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£250, say?
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For the psychology, you know.
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Oh, you did, did you?
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Right. Yeah.
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You think I just carry £250
around with me?
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Certainly close. 230.
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Claudia, do you have, um...
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- What, you want me to put in...
- 20 quid, I'm putting in 230.
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Yeah. Yeah, OK.
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Let's play...
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♪ Dooo... ♪
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What was that?
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That's the...
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the lights going down.
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Something along that.
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OK. Question one,
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what would an aborigine do
with his wurlie?
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Would he, A, eat it,
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B, hunt with it,
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C, play it,
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D, live in it?
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Now, you have three
Helping Hands or something...
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We're working on...
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You can phone a friend,
you can halve it,
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so there's a 50-50 chance,
or you can ask the audience.
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Right, the halve it option.
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C, play it,
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or D, live in it.
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Sod it, live in it.
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Is the right answer.
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- Oh!
- Yes!
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Double.
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You know, I...
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- I really thought it was that one.
- Yeah.
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Question three,
who was the reigning monarch
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when Britain lost the war
of independence with America?
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- Was it...
- George II. George III.
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No, no, George II.
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- Right, do...
- George III.
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Do you want the options?
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Yeah, give me the options.
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Question four. Now, this is
to double your money again,
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- or you lose it all.
- Mm-hm.
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In feet, what is the length
of the Titanic,
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663,
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773,
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883,
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993?
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Well, I'll, um...
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I'll use my last life boat.
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Helping Hand, although,
actually, that's...
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Anyway, uh... Ask the audience.
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They'd each be given a keypad to vote.
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Why don't you just ask them
out there, if you like,
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- as a sort of audience?
- OK.
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Oi! Listen, everyone, a sec.
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Uh...
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How long is the Titanic in feet?
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Is it, uh...
What were the bloody options again?
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- 663.
- 663.
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- 773.
- 773.
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- 883.
- Yeah, I've got it now, thanks.
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883 or 993.
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Well, come on, the great
and the good, have a guess.
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00:10:49,550 --> 00:10:51,225
Right, well, you're all fired.
256
00:10:53,410 --> 00:10:54,847
Bloody useless.
257
00:10:56,229 --> 00:10:57,402
I'll stick.
258
00:10:59,410 --> 00:11:00,410
Keep my money.
259
00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:03,359
Yeah.
260
00:11:04,517 --> 00:11:06,202
Yeah, there is something in it,
261
00:11:06,410 --> 00:11:07,608
but...
262
00:11:08,546 --> 00:11:11,817
if people do win more than
we get from the phone lines,
263
00:11:12,410 --> 00:11:13,410
we're screwed.
264
00:11:17,603 --> 00:11:19,491
I'll go halves on the risk with you.
265
00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,375
With ITV.
266
00:11:22,205 --> 00:11:24,874
I'll absorb 50% of the liability myself.
267
00:11:28,410 --> 00:11:29,576
I want a pilot
268
00:11:30,550 --> 00:11:31,876
and we'll see.
269
00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:38,140
Don't worry, in for a penny, in for a...
270
00:11:38,410 --> 00:11:39,823
million pounds.
271
00:11:40,410 --> 00:11:41,805
I, uh...
272
00:11:42,089 --> 00:11:45,054
need to go and have a very awkward
conversation with my wife.
273
00:11:45,090 --> 00:11:46,482
It'll be fine.
274
00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:47,945
Fine.
275
00:11:47,981 --> 00:11:51,022
Let's just hope the first people
to phone in for the show are...
276
00:11:51,058 --> 00:11:53,058
well, idiots.
277
00:11:54,675 --> 00:11:56,675
278
00:12:07,250 --> 00:12:09,410
279
00:12:12,142 --> 00:12:14,705
I hope you're finding it
peaceful here, Major Ingram.
280
00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:17,152
Beautiful part of the world
of course, Wiltshire.
281
00:12:17,503 --> 00:12:19,995
- Lovely walks.
- Absolutely. Yes.
282
00:12:20,031 --> 00:12:21,374
Plenty of space for the kids to, um...
283
00:12:21,410 --> 00:12:23,393
And we have a cat now. Uh...
284
00:12:23,855 --> 00:12:25,140
for the family to...
285
00:12:25,176 --> 00:12:27,374
- Well, yeah, so...
- And you were in Bosnia?
286
00:12:27,410 --> 00:12:28,375
Yes, sir.
287
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,375
- Please.
- Oh, thank you.
288
00:12:30,410 --> 00:12:32,626
Bit of a gear shift, though, desk work.
289
00:12:32,662 --> 00:12:36,031
Well, I wanted a bit more normality,
I suppose, for my family,
290
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:37,032
and I'd, um...
291
00:12:37,175 --> 00:12:39,916
I'd seen it with my own, you know.
292
00:12:39,952 --> 00:12:43,374
When I was growing up,
my father in the air force
293
00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:45,201
and my brother in the navy, and, uh...
294
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:48,375
Although... Well, my mother does
something altogether different,
295
00:12:48,410 --> 00:12:50,603
she designs sets for plays.
296
00:12:50,922 --> 00:12:53,176
Ah, the theatre. My, my.
297
00:12:53,410 --> 00:12:55,735
And you were never tempted
to tread the boards yourself?
298
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:59,375
No, no, God, no.
Military life's a much better fit.
299
00:12:59,410 --> 00:13:00,375
It's, uh...
300
00:13:00,575 --> 00:13:04,375
Yeah, well, it's wholly away
from the limelight, isn't it?
301
00:13:04,475 --> 00:13:06,575
A uniform anonymises you
302
00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:10,277
and puts you in the service for
something else, something greater.
303
00:13:11,081 --> 00:13:13,046
Still, doesn't mean one can't enjoy
304
00:13:13,082 --> 00:13:16,133
a bit of the old
theatrical razzmatazz, eh?
305
00:13:16,169 --> 00:13:18,374
306
00:13:18,410 --> 00:13:19,375
Gilbert and Sullivan.
307
00:13:19,410 --> 00:13:21,895
My other used to play it for us
on the piano.
308
00:13:21,930 --> 00:13:25,055
309
00:13:25,090 --> 00:13:28,375
310
00:13:28,410 --> 00:13:29,375
Yeah.
311
00:13:29,410 --> 00:13:33,375
312
00:13:33,410 --> 00:13:37,005
313
00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:41,415
314
00:13:41,623 --> 00:13:46,375
315
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:50,215
316
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,375
317
00:13:51,410 --> 00:13:52,935
Oh, dear, no.
318
00:13:53,078 --> 00:13:54,883
What's gone wrong?
We're on different verses.
319
00:13:54,919 --> 00:13:57,003
I think you jumped
to the King Arthur bit.
320
00:13:57,109 --> 00:13:59,234
- Well, that is the next bit, isn't it?
- I don't think it...
321
00:13:59,332 --> 00:14:02,098
But it doesn't matter,
we can go from your verse if...
322
00:14:02,134 --> 00:14:03,934
No, no, the moment's gone now.
323
00:14:12,565 --> 00:14:13,573
324
00:14:13,609 --> 00:14:14,612
Blimey.
325
00:14:14,810 --> 00:14:16,295
Maybe I should be paying
for lunch, then.
326
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:18,373
Oh, Chris, don't be silly. My treat.
327
00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:21,308
You've put your own
house on the line, Paul.
328
00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:24,485
Is this a game show or a Mafia racket?
329
00:14:24,665 --> 00:14:25,918
It's fine.
330
00:14:25,954 --> 00:14:27,775
As long as we get the revenue,
which we will,
331
00:14:27,810 --> 00:14:29,905
from people phoning in, which they will.
332
00:14:29,941 --> 00:14:32,877
Otherwise you, Paul Smith,
have to put your own money...
333
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:34,975
I mean, if someone...
334
00:14:35,411 --> 00:14:37,947
A million quid, my God.
335
00:14:37,983 --> 00:14:40,775
Not if you, Chris Tarrant,
agree to present the show.
336
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,448
A guaranteed hit.
337
00:14:44,010 --> 00:14:45,351
People will love it.
338
00:14:45,387 --> 00:14:48,352
You can sign them a cheque yourself.
Your name.
339
00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:49,496
Oh, me?
340
00:14:49,532 --> 00:14:51,134
So I'm liable now too?
341
00:14:51,170 --> 00:14:52,775
As a gesture, that's all.
342
00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:55,157
Look, we'll film a pilot, test the idea.
343
00:14:55,193 --> 00:14:56,330
At least do that.
344
00:14:57,279 --> 00:14:59,426
Come on, how can you not want
to be a part of this?
345
00:15:00,052 --> 00:15:01,092
It'll be...
346
00:15:02,024 --> 00:15:03,052
fun.
347
00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:08,775
♪ You take me over the rainbow
And up to Cloud Nine ♪
348
00:15:08,810 --> 00:15:12,975
♪ I'm flying high
Like a bird in the sky... ♪
349
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:16,775
- Welcome back to Cash Mountain.
350
00:15:16,810 --> 00:15:18,312
OK, contestants...
351
00:15:18,575 --> 00:15:21,540
- Go tighter.
- Stand by...
352
00:15:21,576 --> 00:15:22,775
You will hear three beeps.
353
00:15:22,810 --> 00:15:26,088
After the third beep,
four possible answers will appear.
354
00:15:26,124 --> 00:15:28,388
The fastest to select the right answer
355
00:15:28,424 --> 00:15:32,022
will be next in our hot seat
to play for £1 million.
356
00:15:32,171 --> 00:15:34,775
- OK, here we go.
- Tighter, OK.
357
00:15:34,810 --> 00:15:39,132
Which of these countries
has a Union Jack on its flag?
358
00:15:39,614 --> 00:15:41,294
Four possible answers.
359
00:15:45,810 --> 00:15:47,295
Look, before you say anything, I know.
360
00:15:47,330 --> 00:15:48,775
I'm holding my hands up.
361
00:15:48,810 --> 00:15:49,775
The pilot looks a mess.
362
00:15:49,810 --> 00:15:53,505
- The design is all wrong.
- Mess is a bit harsh, but it's too...
363
00:15:53,541 --> 00:15:54,506
Happy clappy.
364
00:15:54,542 --> 00:15:56,707
It's too Saturday night,
jazz hands, it's all tits and teeth.
365
00:15:56,743 --> 00:15:58,774
Can we still say tits and teeth?
366
00:15:58,810 --> 00:16:00,775
But we'll find it, David, trust us.
367
00:16:00,810 --> 00:16:03,775
- Please. Something harder, darker.
- For the drama.
368
00:16:03,810 --> 00:16:04,775
We want the audience to be...
369
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,775
All right, listen. Listen.
370
00:16:06,926 --> 00:16:08,926
This is Jeff, our scheduler.
371
00:16:10,337 --> 00:16:11,662
Schedule. You...
372
00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,316
What do you mean?
Do you mean that we're on?
373
00:16:14,352 --> 00:16:15,714
We're gonna try and strip it.
374
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:18,775
Lift seven days
out of our autumn schedule
375
00:16:18,810 --> 00:16:22,303
and run it every night for a week
at peak times.
376
00:16:22,339 --> 00:16:23,616
Event television.
377
00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:25,360
Strip a game show?
378
00:16:25,396 --> 00:16:27,962
Peak times, same time
every night of the week?
379
00:16:28,036 --> 00:16:29,259
There's something in it.
380
00:16:29,610 --> 00:16:30,975
In the DNA of the game.
381
00:16:31,010 --> 00:16:32,131
Watching it.
382
00:16:32,810 --> 00:16:34,775
It's really exciting.
383
00:16:35,340 --> 00:16:37,775
But yes, it looks shit right now,
so fix that,
384
00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:40,509
and fast. Oh, and the title's crap.
385
00:16:40,810 --> 00:16:42,278
It needs a new name.
386
00:16:45,810 --> 00:16:48,775
387
00:16:48,810 --> 00:16:50,547
Oh, my God! Oh, my... Oh, my...
388
00:16:50,583 --> 00:16:51,604
Oh, my God.
389
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:52,938
Ha-ha-ha!
390
00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:54,294
Whoo! Ah!
391
00:16:55,548 --> 00:16:56,634
Drama.
392
00:16:56,810 --> 00:16:58,126
Tension.
393
00:16:58,162 --> 00:17:00,967
Drama in-built into everything.
394
00:17:01,199 --> 00:17:03,775
Including the chair.
395
00:17:03,810 --> 00:17:05,135
Remember, um...
396
00:17:05,170 --> 00:17:06,396
Mastermind?
397
00:17:06,571 --> 00:17:08,135
That set was designed by a chap
398
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:10,253
who had been interrogated
by the Gestapo.
399
00:17:13,435 --> 00:17:16,461
I want audio speakers inside the seat,
400
00:17:16,641 --> 00:17:18,806
vibrating with heavy sound,
401
00:17:19,008 --> 00:17:21,775
pulsating up through the contestant.
402
00:17:21,810 --> 00:17:23,722
Gah-gung, gah-gung, OK?
403
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:26,634
Next, the lights.
404
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:27,950
Darker.
405
00:17:28,571 --> 00:17:31,571
406
00:17:37,810 --> 00:17:40,775
407
00:17:41,343 --> 00:17:42,697
I do.
408
00:17:42,810 --> 00:17:44,810
409
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:49,775
Hello and welcome to tonight's edition
410
00:17:49,810 --> 00:17:51,775
of Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
411
00:17:51,810 --> 00:17:54,362
All you have to do is call this number.
412
00:17:54,398 --> 00:17:58,127
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire,
Thursday at eight, ITV.
413
00:17:58,810 --> 00:18:00,810
414
00:18:11,032 --> 00:18:13,389
- Come on, it's about to start!
- What's about to start?
415
00:18:13,425 --> 00:18:16,135
That new quiz show that's been
plastered everywhere. Adrian's here.
416
00:18:16,170 --> 00:18:18,455
Adrian, your brother?
I thought it was our night in.
417
00:18:18,490 --> 00:18:21,775
Oh, sorry, it's just a thing
that we do together, that's all.
418
00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:23,023
Come on, it's fun.
419
00:18:24,621 --> 00:18:25,665
Hello.
420
00:18:25,919 --> 00:18:27,042
Adrian?
421
00:18:27,426 --> 00:18:29,868
- Um... I brought pizza.
- We already have pizza.
422
00:18:29,904 --> 00:18:32,532
- Your message said, "No pizza."
- Yes, "No pizza."
423
00:18:32,568 --> 00:18:36,081
Yes, as in, "We don't have any
pizza, no pizza, so bring pizza."
424
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:39,775
No, no. "Pizza, we already have lots
of pizza, don't bring pizza."
425
00:18:39,810 --> 00:18:40,975
Stop saying pizza!
426
00:18:41,316 --> 00:18:43,775
We're about to make television history.
427
00:18:43,810 --> 00:18:49,775
For the first time on UK TV, we have
a top prize available of £1 million.
428
00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,135
And it could be won here tonight.
429
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,452
No tricks, no traps.
430
00:18:55,585 --> 00:18:59,585
Contestants can leave here tonight
with big cash prizes.
431
00:19:03,104 --> 00:19:04,645
Two, tight in.
432
00:19:05,010 --> 00:19:06,924
Four, pull back.
433
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:15,529
I'm gonna take the money, Chris.
434
00:19:15,565 --> 00:19:16,690
Just there.
435
00:19:16,755 --> 00:19:18,920
God. So dull.
436
00:19:19,010 --> 00:19:21,364
437
00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:24,603
It gives me so much pleasure
438
00:19:24,639 --> 00:19:29,188
to give you a cheque for £64,000!
439
00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:31,775
Come on. Why isn't it taking off yet?
440
00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:32,958
Where's the bloody tension?
441
00:19:32,994 --> 00:19:36,060
It's fine. It's fine, Paul,
it just needs bedding in.
442
00:19:36,490 --> 00:19:37,507
Be patient.
443
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:41,151
As Graham leaves
with 64,000 smackeroonies.
444
00:19:41,300 --> 00:19:44,042
Good heavens. £64,000.
445
00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:45,775
That's ridiculous.
446
00:19:45,810 --> 00:19:47,269
Shh, yes, we know.
447
00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:48,801
Come on.
448
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,890
I'm not sure yet, you know.
449
00:19:50,926 --> 00:19:52,926
This all seems a bit dramatic.
450
00:19:54,490 --> 00:19:55,775
Let's see who got there quickest.
451
00:19:55,810 --> 00:19:59,129
The next fastest finger
is Rachel Da Costa!
452
00:19:59,165 --> 00:20:00,295
Come on, come on.
453
00:20:00,330 --> 00:20:03,122
So, Rachel, what would you do
if you won £1 million?
454
00:20:03,207 --> 00:20:07,775
I would clear all mine
and my fiance's debts,
455
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:10,404
sort out our business,
buy a house and get married.
456
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:11,347
Oh.
457
00:20:11,383 --> 00:20:12,775
You could get married tomorrow morning.
458
00:20:12,810 --> 00:20:15,775
The business isn't in a situation
where we could do it at the moment.
459
00:20:15,810 --> 00:20:16,775
God, bless her.
460
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:21,775
Well, you are only 15 questions
away from winning £1 million,
461
00:20:21,810 --> 00:20:24,250
- so let's play...
- Just insane.
462
00:20:24,810 --> 00:20:25,775
For £100...
463
00:20:25,810 --> 00:20:27,775
For £1,000...
464
00:20:27,810 --> 00:20:28,775
For £8,000...
465
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:32,295
Oh, uh... Humphrey Bogart's
cafe owner in Casablanca is...
466
00:20:32,330 --> 00:20:33,976
Sam, isn't it? "Play it again, Sam."
467
00:20:34,012 --> 00:20:35,775
No. Common misconception.
468
00:20:36,044 --> 00:20:37,199
It's Rick.
469
00:20:37,235 --> 00:20:38,680
Definitely, the cafe owner.
470
00:20:38,716 --> 00:20:39,681
- Rick.
- When did you last see it?
471
00:20:39,965 --> 00:20:41,688
I've never seen it, but, you know,
472
00:20:41,810 --> 00:20:44,173
you learn things, encyclopaedias, books.
473
00:20:44,209 --> 00:20:46,174
Might be nice to actually watch
the films now and again.
474
00:20:46,210 --> 00:20:48,442
- Don't have the time.
- Yeah, yeah, tricky.
475
00:20:49,216 --> 00:20:51,775
- I'll go for Rick.
- Is the correct answer!
476
00:20:51,810 --> 00:20:53,775
You've just won £8,000!
477
00:20:54,149 --> 00:20:56,775
For £16,000,
478
00:20:56,810 --> 00:21:01,410
which English county
has a border with only one other?
479
00:21:01,606 --> 00:21:02,571
Devon,
480
00:21:02,607 --> 00:21:03,572
Norfolk,
481
00:21:03,810 --> 00:21:04,775
Cornwall,
482
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:05,815
Kent?
483
00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,044
God, look, she's shaking.
484
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,187
- Why?
- Cos she wants to get married.
485
00:21:10,336 --> 00:21:12,055
- Phone my dad.
- Your dad?
486
00:21:12,091 --> 00:21:13,135
487
00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:14,775
488
00:21:15,147 --> 00:21:16,135
Hello?
489
00:21:16,170 --> 00:21:18,029
Jack, uh... it's Chris Tarrant here.
490
00:21:18,065 --> 00:21:19,315
- Hello.
- Hello, Jack.
491
00:21:19,755 --> 00:21:21,241
We've got your daughter
live on the show.
492
00:21:21,277 --> 00:21:23,082
She has £8,000.
493
00:21:23,227 --> 00:21:25,352
That wedding's getting
a little bit closer,
494
00:21:25,650 --> 00:21:27,775
but she's not quite there yet...
495
00:21:27,810 --> 00:21:29,135
Move in closer.
496
00:21:29,170 --> 00:21:30,295
Closer.
497
00:21:30,330 --> 00:21:32,295
- ...so no pressure.
- I understand.
498
00:21:32,330 --> 00:21:35,273
The next voice you hear
will be Rachel's.
499
00:21:35,489 --> 00:21:37,454
Rachel, talk to your dad.
500
00:21:37,490 --> 00:21:40,455
Which English county has
a border with only one other?
501
00:21:40,491 --> 00:21:42,814
Devon, Norfolk, Cornwall, or Kent?
502
00:21:42,850 --> 00:21:44,113
I have no idea.
503
00:21:44,317 --> 00:21:45,962
504
00:21:46,490 --> 00:21:47,775
Oh, my God.
505
00:21:47,810 --> 00:21:49,975
I'm sorry, Rachel,
I can't help you on geography.
506
00:21:50,010 --> 00:21:51,775
Um... Give me again.
507
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:54,775
Devon, Norfolk, Cornwall or Kent.
508
00:21:55,061 --> 00:21:56,775
Devon, Norfolk...
509
00:21:57,331 --> 00:21:59,112
Dad, help me.
510
00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:01,905
Take the eight grand, Rachel.
511
00:22:03,465 --> 00:22:04,856
I'll take the money.
512
00:22:05,810 --> 00:22:07,775
Oh. Let's give her a big hand,
ladies and gentlemen.
513
00:22:07,810 --> 00:22:09,775
£8,000!
514
00:22:09,810 --> 00:22:10,775
515
00:22:10,810 --> 00:22:13,135
I mean, £8,000 is a very
large amount of money.
516
00:22:13,170 --> 00:22:14,775
That wedding just got
a little bit closer.
517
00:22:14,810 --> 00:22:17,556
Oh, Dad!
518
00:22:17,810 --> 00:22:19,260
Uh...
519
00:22:19,834 --> 00:22:22,009
Just before you go,
520
00:22:22,045 --> 00:22:25,215
uh... suppose you had answered,
521
00:22:25,810 --> 00:22:27,289
what would your answer have been?
522
00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:29,233
Cornwall.
523
00:22:29,330 --> 00:22:31,775
524
00:22:31,810 --> 00:22:33,135
525
00:22:33,170 --> 00:22:34,775
- Oh, Rachel.
- It's not funny.
526
00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:36,775
I'm sorry. You would have won £16,000.
527
00:22:36,810 --> 00:22:38,775
I'm sorry, but look, what am I saying?
528
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:39,975
Oh, my goodness.
529
00:22:40,010 --> 00:22:41,775
It works.
530
00:22:41,810 --> 00:22:43,775
Oh, grow a pair, would you?
531
00:22:43,810 --> 00:22:44,975
We've got a hit on our hands.
532
00:22:45,010 --> 00:22:46,775
Ha-ha!
533
00:22:46,810 --> 00:22:48,775
Well, if you want to be
in with a chance to play,
534
00:22:48,810 --> 00:22:50,810
all you have to do is call this number.
535
00:22:54,810 --> 00:22:56,810
536
00:23:01,610 --> 00:23:03,610
537
00:23:06,427 --> 00:23:08,392
All right, Claudia. Hit me.
538
00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:11,774
Hit you? Kiss you, marry you, more like.
539
00:23:11,810 --> 00:23:13,775
We got 9 million.
540
00:23:13,810 --> 00:23:16,170
9 million viewers!
541
00:23:19,430 --> 00:23:20,910
542
00:23:25,807 --> 00:23:28,292
Nothing to say
you can't try more than once.
543
00:23:30,810 --> 00:23:32,568
- Hello.
- Hello.
544
00:23:32,604 --> 00:23:35,569
Hello and welcome to Celador
and the Who Wants To Be...
545
00:23:35,605 --> 00:23:38,285
Hello and welcome
to tonight's edition of...
546
00:23:40,199 --> 00:23:43,167
- Paul Smith.
- 16 million.
547
00:23:46,501 --> 00:23:49,353
Walking away with a cheque for £8,000!
548
00:23:49,389 --> 00:23:51,903
£64,000!
549
00:23:52,224 --> 00:23:56,775
- £125,000.
- Oh, my God.
550
00:23:57,518 --> 00:23:59,775
I'm going on! I'm going on the show!
551
00:23:59,810 --> 00:24:01,775
- Oh, my gosh!
- Bravo!
552
00:24:01,810 --> 00:24:03,455
How many times did you have to call?
553
00:24:03,490 --> 00:24:04,775
I don't know.
554
00:24:04,810 --> 00:24:07,775
50, maybe? Anyway, and you can talk.
555
00:24:07,810 --> 00:24:08,998
Anyway,
556
00:24:09,302 --> 00:24:10,700
do you wanna be my guest?
557
00:24:12,810 --> 00:24:14,010
558
00:24:18,998 --> 00:24:21,335
194 calls I made to get here.
559
00:24:21,810 --> 00:24:22,975
Arm and a leg it's costing me.
560
00:24:23,010 --> 00:24:25,609
Well, that's nothing. I did over 300.
561
00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:27,423
You just need a system, that's all.
562
00:24:27,459 --> 00:24:28,775
Not willy-nilly.
563
00:24:28,810 --> 00:24:30,775
Did you know that they publish
the call volumes
564
00:24:30,810 --> 00:24:31,775
- on the website?
- Website.
565
00:24:31,810 --> 00:24:33,775
Yes. You know, a few of us fans
566
00:24:33,810 --> 00:24:36,387
are starting to share
a little bit of intel.
567
00:24:36,661 --> 00:24:39,178
You know, information here and there.
568
00:24:39,414 --> 00:24:42,379
If you're serious about this,
and you have to be serious.
569
00:24:42,650 --> 00:24:44,398
I'm serious. Uh...
570
00:24:44,810 --> 00:24:46,474
We're serious.
571
00:24:47,810 --> 00:24:48,775
What?
572
00:24:48,950 --> 00:24:50,915
I could give you the number
of someone who...
573
00:24:51,345 --> 00:24:52,503
sort of...
574
00:24:53,021 --> 00:24:55,742
helps quiz fans onto the show.
575
00:25:01,310 --> 00:25:05,016
Put these days of
the week into alphabetical order.
576
00:25:06,120 --> 00:25:08,900
Sunday, Wednesday, Monday, Thursday.
577
00:25:11,810 --> 00:25:14,455
And the person who was fastest was
578
00:25:14,490 --> 00:25:16,775
Maggie Pierce in four seconds!
579
00:25:16,810 --> 00:25:18,775
Well done, my darling. Come on up!
580
00:25:18,810 --> 00:25:20,775
581
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:22,775
And the winner is...
582
00:25:22,810 --> 00:25:23,775
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
583
00:25:23,810 --> 00:25:25,775
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
584
00:25:25,810 --> 00:25:27,135
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
585
00:25:27,170 --> 00:25:29,775
- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
- Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
586
00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:30,815
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!
587
00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:32,775
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
588
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:34,775
589
00:25:35,102 --> 00:25:38,605
19 million. 19 million!
590
00:25:38,641 --> 00:25:40,775
That's one third
of the population, Paul.
591
00:25:40,810 --> 00:25:42,135
Thank you, Claudia.
592
00:25:42,170 --> 00:25:43,219
Paul!
593
00:25:43,907 --> 00:25:46,032
Reception just said
the Americans are here.
594
00:25:46,397 --> 00:25:47,815
Jesus Christ, it's ABC,
595
00:25:47,850 --> 00:25:49,364
which is Disney.
596
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,195
It's owned by Disney.
597
00:25:51,810 --> 00:25:53,775
Basically, Mickey Mouse
is coming up the stairs.
598
00:25:53,810 --> 00:25:54,775
Could you just...
599
00:25:55,208 --> 00:25:56,248
a little cool.
600
00:26:02,810 --> 00:26:04,183
Mr Smith.
601
00:26:10,716 --> 00:26:12,331
No, he didn't. He actually knelt?
602
00:26:12,367 --> 00:26:14,815
No, he did. He knelt on the floor.
603
00:26:14,850 --> 00:26:17,419
We've just sold entertainment
to the Americans.
604
00:26:17,495 --> 00:26:19,775
That is entertainment to the Americans.
605
00:26:19,810 --> 00:26:21,558
The Americans!
606
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:22,810
Hey-hey!
607
00:26:25,901 --> 00:26:27,775
The game show
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
608
00:26:27,810 --> 00:26:30,471
has now been sold to multiple
territories in the US.
609
00:26:30,507 --> 00:26:32,076
CEO Michael Eisner said,
610
00:26:32,112 --> 00:26:33,775
"Who knew that the fate of ABC
611
00:26:33,810 --> 00:26:36,295
"would be saved by
a little British game show?"
612
00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,775
It's helped the ABC network
613
00:26:37,810 --> 00:26:41,295
leap from fourth in the ratings war
in the United States to first.
614
00:26:41,330 --> 00:26:42,775
The millionaire show,
615
00:26:42,810 --> 00:26:45,775
which has attracted audiences
of 19 million in the UK,
616
00:26:45,810 --> 00:26:48,213
where it's presented by Chris Tarrant...
617
00:27:01,810 --> 00:27:02,861
Hello.
618
00:27:03,810 --> 00:27:05,438
Hello. Paddy Spooner?
619
00:27:05,474 --> 00:27:06,741
Mr Spooner.
620
00:27:28,374 --> 00:27:30,225
You weren't followed? You came alone?
621
00:27:30,890 --> 00:27:33,901
Alone? No, you didn't say to come
alone, I've brought my kids.
622
00:27:33,937 --> 00:27:34,937
You what?
623
00:27:35,835 --> 00:27:37,155
I've got my kids outside.
624
00:27:38,342 --> 00:27:40,410
You've brought your bloody kids.
625
00:27:41,803 --> 00:27:43,347
Do you know who I am?
626
00:27:45,006 --> 00:27:46,447
You're Paddy Spooner.
627
00:27:47,668 --> 00:27:49,531
You got in the chair three times,
628
00:27:49,567 --> 00:27:52,175
even though the rules say you can
only sit in the hot seat once.
629
00:27:52,210 --> 00:27:54,005
No, three different versions.
630
00:27:54,041 --> 00:27:55,006
Three countries.
631
00:27:55,210 --> 00:27:57,928
Australia, Ireland, UK.
632
00:27:58,723 --> 00:27:59,940
They don't check.
633
00:28:00,304 --> 00:28:02,010
There's a lot they don't check.
634
00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:06,951
I've been working with some people.
635
00:28:08,069 --> 00:28:12,335
An underground, sort of,
community has sprung up.
636
00:28:12,852 --> 00:28:17,122
Fans of the show that have grown
into an unlikely resistance
637
00:28:17,373 --> 00:28:19,744
in the quiet little villages of England.
638
00:28:20,210 --> 00:28:22,175
The perfect place to plan our attack.
639
00:28:22,487 --> 00:28:24,175
Um... Attack what?
640
00:28:24,662 --> 00:28:26,175
The show, of course.
641
00:28:26,210 --> 00:28:27,776
Breaking into the show.
642
00:28:28,570 --> 00:28:30,175
In the world of quizzing,
643
00:28:30,210 --> 00:28:32,453
the man who has the questions
may be king,
644
00:28:32,897 --> 00:28:34,862
but the man who has all the answers
645
00:28:34,898 --> 00:28:35,940
is God.
646
00:28:36,210 --> 00:28:39,535
To the nearest metre,
how long is the Humber Bridge?
647
00:28:39,570 --> 00:28:41,451
- ...is the Mississippi River?
- ...the Titanic?
648
00:28:41,827 --> 00:28:43,792
Of the thousands of people
that call the hotline,
649
00:28:44,210 --> 00:28:47,175
the show selects a random 100 numbers
650
00:28:47,210 --> 00:28:49,175
to call back with a question
651
00:28:49,420 --> 00:28:52,635
that's all but impossible
to get exactly right.
652
00:28:52,890 --> 00:28:56,175
How many months in total
did Queen Victoria reign for?
653
00:28:56,210 --> 00:28:57,175
Months?
654
00:28:57,210 --> 00:28:58,375
Oh, heck.
655
00:28:58,659 --> 00:29:00,424
What the makers hadn't predicted was
656
00:29:00,460 --> 00:29:03,375
that people would do
what they tend to do.
657
00:29:03,795 --> 00:29:05,971
- Hello, Paddy? It's Maggie.
- Talk to each other.
658
00:29:06,007 --> 00:29:07,666
The "closest to" question is...
659
00:29:07,783 --> 00:29:12,175
The damn fools are using
the same "closest to" questions
660
00:29:12,210 --> 00:29:14,699
in rotation time and again.
661
00:29:15,210 --> 00:29:17,183
All you need is a network.
662
00:29:17,655 --> 00:29:18,655
Or...
663
00:29:19,210 --> 00:29:21,175
as we call ourselves,
664
00:29:21,327 --> 00:29:22,964
The Syndicate.
665
00:29:26,210 --> 00:29:29,015
So, first trick is,
when you get the call back,
666
00:29:29,050 --> 00:29:30,645
pretend you're not who you are.
667
00:29:31,210 --> 00:29:32,175
Pretend you're not in.
668
00:29:32,210 --> 00:29:34,171
This gives us time to prepare.
669
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:37,175
Hi. I'm afraid Adrian Pollock
670
00:29:37,210 --> 00:29:39,175
won't be in until later tonight.
671
00:29:39,486 --> 00:29:41,215
Could you call back then?
672
00:29:41,424 --> 00:29:43,175
They always say yes,
673
00:29:43,389 --> 00:29:45,175
- then you call me.
- Hello, Paddy?
674
00:29:45,210 --> 00:29:46,299
And I...
675
00:29:46,858 --> 00:29:48,104
mobilise.
676
00:29:48,897 --> 00:29:52,645
And if you know of any
other potential clients
677
00:29:52,681 --> 00:29:54,526
that live too far away for me,
678
00:29:54,655 --> 00:29:58,086
I can always dispatch
a separate Syndicate member
679
00:29:58,122 --> 00:30:00,087
from one of my regional hubs.
680
00:30:00,713 --> 00:30:05,175
How many months in total
did Queen Victoria reign for?
681
00:30:05,583 --> 00:30:08,215
I'm going to say 780.
682
00:30:08,250 --> 00:30:09,775
Once you're in the chair,
683
00:30:10,210 --> 00:30:14,175
there's a final highly bespoke service
684
00:30:14,210 --> 00:30:15,175
that we offer
685
00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:17,050
on your Phone A Friend.
686
00:30:19,210 --> 00:30:20,644
There's a room...
687
00:30:21,183 --> 00:30:25,268
- ...in London where we gather.
688
00:30:25,502 --> 00:30:28,175
The finest pub quizzers in the land
689
00:30:28,210 --> 00:30:32,210
secretly, silently, in solidarity.
690
00:30:33,210 --> 00:30:34,761
Now, you give the producers
691
00:30:34,797 --> 00:30:38,442
one of a dozen special numbers
we have around the country,
692
00:30:38,790 --> 00:30:41,504
all diverted here,
693
00:30:42,210 --> 00:30:45,175
to this one phone.
694
00:30:45,633 --> 00:30:47,053
I want to phone a friend.
695
00:30:47,697 --> 00:30:49,187
All right. Uh... Who you gonna call?
696
00:30:49,998 --> 00:30:51,963
My cousin Geoffrey.
697
00:30:52,116 --> 00:30:54,656
Geoffrey? It's Chris Tarrant here
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
698
00:30:54,692 --> 00:30:56,884
- Yes?
- I've got your cousin Maggie here.
699
00:30:56,920 --> 00:30:59,050
I hope you're sat quiet and alone.
700
00:30:59,086 --> 00:31:01,795
The next voice you hear
will be Maggie's.
701
00:31:02,437 --> 00:31:05,079
Geoffrey, which chemical element
is named...
702
00:31:05,147 --> 00:31:09,632
All we ask is a modest 25%.
703
00:31:10,143 --> 00:31:11,143
Ah.
704
00:31:11,593 --> 00:31:12,758
Well, I...
705
00:31:12,827 --> 00:31:16,111
I'm grateful for all the hints
and tips and things,
706
00:31:16,147 --> 00:31:19,194
but I'm not sure whether
I would need such...
707
00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:20,507
Well, your services.
708
00:31:20,543 --> 00:31:23,170
I'm sure that when the time comes,
709
00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:26,210
you will make the right call.
710
00:31:32,685 --> 00:31:37,698
And the person who was fastest
was Owen Masters in 4.2 seconds.
711
00:31:37,890 --> 00:31:40,050
712
00:31:51,858 --> 00:31:55,175
Put these vegetables in order of
size from smallest to biggest.
713
00:31:55,565 --> 00:31:58,277
Onion, Brussels sprout, cabbage, pea.
714
00:32:01,210 --> 00:32:04,175
OK, let's see who got it right
in the fastest time.
715
00:32:04,210 --> 00:32:07,370
It's Shelley Price in 3.1...
716
00:32:09,389 --> 00:32:12,706
5.6. Not good enough. Again.
717
00:32:15,717 --> 00:32:20,174
And the person who was fastest
was Gus Colley in 4.5 seconds.
718
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,210
719
00:32:27,679 --> 00:32:28,684
Yes!
720
00:32:30,050 --> 00:32:32,210
721
00:32:33,210 --> 00:32:34,175
Camera one.
722
00:32:34,210 --> 00:32:37,175
Right. This is Adrian Pollock.
We've seen him before.
723
00:32:37,210 --> 00:32:39,516
It's his fourth time
in the Fastest Finger seat.
724
00:32:39,664 --> 00:32:42,175
Fourth? How? Wait, what?
725
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:44,680
- Yeah, I know, something's up.
- I thought everyone is chosen random.
726
00:32:44,716 --> 00:32:46,036
And yet, there he is.
727
00:32:47,475 --> 00:32:50,175
Well, a coincidence, then, let's hope.
728
00:32:50,349 --> 00:32:53,445
Yeah, but is it me, or have they
all started to look a bit...
729
00:32:53,959 --> 00:32:54,971
the same?
730
00:32:55,007 --> 00:32:58,175
All a bit white and well-to-do,
731
00:32:58,657 --> 00:33:01,175
middle classy and Southerny and...
732
00:33:01,210 --> 00:33:03,175
Adrian Pollock from Wiltshire.
733
00:33:03,373 --> 00:33:04,353
...white.
734
00:33:05,783 --> 00:33:08,535
We'll have to tell Chris, cos it'll
be weird if he doesn't mention it.
735
00:33:08,570 --> 00:33:10,062
It's four times.
736
00:33:10,975 --> 00:33:12,177
He won't be happy.
737
00:33:12,815 --> 00:33:14,495
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
738
00:33:15,803 --> 00:33:19,614
Half of ten, third of nine,
quarter of eight, fifth of five.
739
00:33:21,890 --> 00:33:26,175
Who's the fastest?
Adrian Pollock in 4.3 seconds.
740
00:33:26,210 --> 00:33:30,175
Well, at least he can only
play the actual game once,
741
00:33:30,655 --> 00:33:32,352
so we'll never have to see him again.
742
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,175
You ready to play for £1 million?
743
00:33:36,210 --> 00:33:37,497
- Yeah.
- Come on, then.
744
00:33:39,210 --> 00:33:41,011
So, um... you won't believe this,
745
00:33:41,047 --> 00:33:44,012
but this is actually Adrian's
fourth time in the studio,
746
00:33:44,048 --> 00:33:46,013
but his first time in the chair.
747
00:33:46,210 --> 00:33:47,375
You've been here more than I have.
748
00:33:47,410 --> 00:33:48,660
- Well, you know,
749
00:33:48,696 --> 00:33:51,155
some people wanna jump out of planes
and I just...
750
00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:53,175
This is what I want to do.
751
00:33:53,210 --> 00:33:55,175
You're a strange, sad, little man.
752
00:33:55,210 --> 00:33:56,215
753
00:33:56,630 --> 00:33:59,695
For 64,000, in the US and Canada,
754
00:33:59,830 --> 00:34:03,175
Labor Day is celebrated in which month?
755
00:34:03,405 --> 00:34:08,063
You've used your 50-50, you've
just got left May or September.
756
00:34:11,613 --> 00:34:13,175
I will use my Phone A Friend.
757
00:34:13,319 --> 00:34:14,999
All right. Who you gonna call?
758
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:18,210
Actually, um...
759
00:34:19,889 --> 00:34:21,421
Actually, uh...
760
00:34:22,045 --> 00:34:23,456
I was going to, um...
761
00:34:24,572 --> 00:34:26,375
I'd quite like to call my dad.
762
00:34:26,503 --> 00:34:27,743
Arthur.
763
00:34:29,470 --> 00:34:32,470
We, uh... Well, quizzes are
a family thing, you know.
764
00:34:33,889 --> 00:34:35,505
765
00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,375
- I bet it's him.
- Oh, my God.
766
00:34:37,410 --> 00:34:39,375
Must be in the chair. Oh, my God.
767
00:34:40,004 --> 00:34:41,359
You ready?
768
00:34:42,277 --> 00:34:44,855
Is Uncle Adrian
going to be a millionaire?
769
00:34:44,890 --> 00:34:46,087
Hello.
770
00:34:46,699 --> 00:34:50,214
Well, you have to be really clever
for that, so we'll see.
771
00:34:50,593 --> 00:34:52,695
The most extraordinary thing
has happened.
772
00:34:52,730 --> 00:34:54,175
You remember your son, Adrian?
773
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:57,175
Well, he's finally made it into the
chair, but he does need your help.
774
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:59,535
Now, the next voice you hear
will be Adrian's.
775
00:34:59,570 --> 00:35:01,465
Adrian, you've got 30 seconds.
776
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:02,466
Go.
777
00:35:02,741 --> 00:35:04,937
Hi, Dad. In the USA and Canada,
778
00:35:04,973 --> 00:35:07,582
Labor Day is celebrated in which month?
779
00:35:07,944 --> 00:35:10,166
Is it May or September?
780
00:35:10,444 --> 00:35:11,444
Um...
781
00:35:12,541 --> 00:35:13,896
I think...
782
00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:15,175
May.
783
00:35:15,210 --> 00:35:16,175
If I had to guess.
784
00:35:16,210 --> 00:35:17,375
How sure are you?
785
00:35:17,410 --> 00:35:18,598
Ooh...
786
00:35:19,553 --> 00:35:20,558
50%.
787
00:35:20,691 --> 00:35:22,175
788
00:35:22,210 --> 00:35:23,210
Thanks, Dad.
789
00:35:24,730 --> 00:35:26,535
When's Labor Day in America?
790
00:35:26,719 --> 00:35:28,175
September, Dad.
791
00:35:28,499 --> 00:35:29,499
Oh.
792
00:35:31,032 --> 00:35:32,210
Oh, no.
793
00:35:33,570 --> 00:35:35,089
Oh, dear.
794
00:35:35,890 --> 00:35:37,210
What a shame.
795
00:35:38,750 --> 00:35:41,375
It's 32 grand, it's great.
796
00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:42,727
Thing is...
797
00:35:43,485 --> 00:35:44,777
The thing is...
798
00:35:44,975 --> 00:35:47,419
it doesn't quite cover the, uh...
799
00:35:47,951 --> 00:35:52,116
debts that the business is running
at the moment and I, uh...
800
00:35:52,531 --> 00:35:54,161
Debts? You...
801
00:35:54,730 --> 00:35:57,175
You don't normally have debts,
why didn't you say?
802
00:35:57,210 --> 00:36:01,588
Yeah, it's just this
dot-com bubble nonsense and...
803
00:36:02,761 --> 00:36:05,560
I really thought I had a chance
in that chair, you know.
804
00:36:06,210 --> 00:36:08,210
I mean, I invested a lot!
805
00:36:09,834 --> 00:36:11,299
What are you talking about?
806
00:36:26,293 --> 00:36:28,787
Holy mother of God.
807
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,791
Adrian, what the...
808
00:36:33,735 --> 00:36:35,076
What is this?
809
00:36:35,768 --> 00:36:36,948
810
00:36:39,958 --> 00:36:41,716
811
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,175
Behold,
812
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,097
the game changer.
813
00:36:49,210 --> 00:36:51,535
I made it. Fastest Finger First.
814
00:36:51,570 --> 00:36:52,695
To practice on.
815
00:36:52,857 --> 00:36:54,916
I don't know what to say.
816
00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:56,689
Is this cheating?
817
00:36:56,784 --> 00:36:59,909
- Certainly feels like cheating.
- No, it's giving an advantage.
818
00:36:59,945 --> 00:37:01,145
To myself.
819
00:37:02,605 --> 00:37:04,828
And now to you, Diana.
820
00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,855
To carry on where I left off.
821
00:37:06,890 --> 00:37:08,194
But why would she
want anything to do with it?
822
00:37:08,230 --> 00:37:09,230
Thank you.
823
00:37:16,954 --> 00:37:18,295
Mr Pollock!
824
00:37:20,471 --> 00:37:21,864
Adrian Pollock?
825
00:37:25,517 --> 00:37:26,493
Yes?
826
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,776
When I saw you'd been on
four times, I thought, no.
827
00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:32,841
That's not luck, that's something else.
828
00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,685
Yeah, but how did you find me?
829
00:37:34,739 --> 00:37:36,225
Electoral register, simple enough.
830
00:37:36,260 --> 00:37:38,932
Yeah, see, that... that's a bit creepy.
831
00:37:39,060 --> 00:37:40,651
Yeah. I have to get on.
832
00:37:40,687 --> 00:37:43,166
I don't know how,
I don't know why, this...
833
00:37:43,202 --> 00:37:44,456
834
00:37:44,492 --> 00:37:48,025
...this impulse took over me,
but it's just in me.
835
00:37:48,676 --> 00:37:49,841
I have to.
836
00:37:49,877 --> 00:37:51,372
Please, please help me.
837
00:37:52,314 --> 00:37:54,025
I heard tell amongst the...
838
00:37:54,223 --> 00:37:56,349
the community that you built a machine.
839
00:37:56,385 --> 00:37:59,181
Yes. Well, my sister's got it,
she's going on the show too.
840
00:37:59,217 --> 00:38:00,783
- Your sister's going?
- Yeah.
841
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:02,350
OK. Well...
842
00:38:02,731 --> 00:38:04,476
Could you make another one? I'd pay you.
843
00:38:04,682 --> 00:38:06,942
People will pay you.
844
00:38:09,677 --> 00:38:11,261
Let me have your number.
845
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:16,385
So, in the hot seat,
we have Diana Ingram here with...
846
00:38:17,126 --> 00:38:20,642
I do believe I recognise
your guest here tonight,
847
00:38:20,678 --> 00:38:22,025
it's your brother Adrian Pollock.
848
00:38:22,248 --> 00:38:23,705
I thought we got rid of you.
849
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,293
But here you are.
850
00:38:25,410 --> 00:38:28,795
Again. Back in the studio
for a fifth time.
851
00:38:29,396 --> 00:38:31,339
Still think it's a coincidence?
852
00:38:32,420 --> 00:38:33,748
Call the network.
853
00:38:34,060 --> 00:38:35,025
Now.
854
00:38:35,060 --> 00:38:38,225
Husband Charles, Major Charles,
couldn't be here.
855
00:38:38,260 --> 00:38:39,344
He's at work.
856
00:38:39,658 --> 00:38:41,876
Charles and Diana, eh?
Why does that sound familiar?
857
00:38:42,060 --> 00:38:43,025
858
00:38:43,060 --> 00:38:45,705
Like a fairy tale. Well, started as
a fairy tale, didn't end as one.
859
00:38:45,740 --> 00:38:47,025
860
00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:49,078
Yeah, if you could fit us in tomorrow.
861
00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,616
We just...
862
00:38:51,260 --> 00:38:53,896
We do really think
we may have a problem now.
863
00:38:56,911 --> 00:38:59,993
For £64,000...
864
00:39:00,580 --> 00:39:04,826
Who wrote the nonsense poem
The Hunting Of The Snark?
865
00:39:05,771 --> 00:39:07,229
GK Chesterton,
866
00:39:07,875 --> 00:39:09,024
Hilaire Belloc,
867
00:39:09,625 --> 00:39:11,025
Edward Lear,
868
00:39:11,060 --> 00:39:12,596
Lewis Carroll?
869
00:39:13,493 --> 00:39:17,225
Remember, you don't have to play,
you've got £32,000 and that's safe,
870
00:39:17,260 --> 00:39:20,060
whatever, and you do have a 50-50.
871
00:39:23,840 --> 00:39:26,025
Yeah, I'm going to play.
Edward Lear, final answer.
872
00:39:26,060 --> 00:39:27,863
- Final answer?
- Yes.
873
00:39:28,833 --> 00:39:30,667
You had £32,000,
874
00:39:31,060 --> 00:39:32,710
you kept back one lifeline.
875
00:39:33,764 --> 00:39:35,875
Desperately wanted to beat your brother.
876
00:39:38,060 --> 00:39:40,025
You've stayed at exactly the same place.
877
00:39:40,060 --> 00:39:41,025
878
00:39:41,060 --> 00:39:43,385
Oh, it was Lewis Carroll. I'm sorry.
879
00:39:43,420 --> 00:39:48,236
But you do go away
with a cheque for £32,000.
880
00:39:48,272 --> 00:39:50,757
- Not a bad day's work.
881
00:39:51,580 --> 00:39:54,391
A lot of money. That's £32,000.
882
00:39:54,427 --> 00:39:57,025
I mean, that's gonna be so useful.
883
00:39:57,435 --> 00:39:59,025
I mean, we could... Gosh, we could...
884
00:39:59,060 --> 00:40:01,560
I'm going to give Adrian some of it,
885
00:40:01,596 --> 00:40:03,561
just to help with the business,
you know.
886
00:40:03,597 --> 00:40:05,000
Quite a bit of it.
887
00:40:06,060 --> 00:40:08,025
- 14 grand of it, actually.
- Right.
888
00:40:08,060 --> 00:40:10,060
- Sorry.
- Are you asking me or telling me?
889
00:40:11,802 --> 00:40:12,867
Right.
890
00:40:13,374 --> 00:40:15,025
Right. All right, yeah. Sure.
891
00:40:15,060 --> 00:40:16,414
Yeah, give him 14 grand.
892
00:40:16,646 --> 00:40:19,865
Hell, give him all of it. Why don't
you give him one of the children?
893
00:40:19,900 --> 00:40:21,025
- Give him one of the girls.
- What's going on?
894
00:40:21,060 --> 00:40:24,025
Congratulations, darling.
We're giving you to Uncle Adrian.
895
00:40:24,060 --> 00:40:26,100
- Go and pack your bags.
- OK.
896
00:40:28,060 --> 00:40:30,351
What was the line? "There's always
three of us in this marriage."
897
00:40:30,387 --> 00:40:32,672
That's not fair. He's my brother,
what else am I meant to do?
898
00:40:32,708 --> 00:40:33,673
Pff...
899
00:40:34,442 --> 00:40:35,849
I suppose I should tell you
900
00:40:35,885 --> 00:40:38,035
we're thinking of writing a book
about the show.
901
00:40:38,224 --> 00:40:39,524
Just a little simple how-to
902
00:40:39,560 --> 00:40:41,525
with all the hints and tips
and things we've learned,
903
00:40:41,561 --> 00:40:44,064
so we can pass them on
to new contestants.
904
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:46,894
- Just all that cheating stuff?
- It isn't cheating.
905
00:40:47,694 --> 00:40:49,025
Yes, but is it cheating?
906
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:54,025
I've asked Ruth Settle to join us,
she's our head of PR at Celador.
907
00:40:54,060 --> 00:40:57,357
This is Nicola Howson, who's our
head of press, to do likewise,
908
00:40:57,393 --> 00:40:59,954
because we can all agree
that this is a flipping nightmare.
909
00:40:59,990 --> 00:41:00,990
I'll say.
910
00:41:01,026 --> 00:41:03,310
I saw it for the first time
in a while last night.
911
00:41:03,346 --> 00:41:06,225
No offence. And OK, I'll say it.
912
00:41:06,420 --> 00:41:07,947
It was effing boring.
913
00:41:08,060 --> 00:41:09,176
No offence.
914
00:41:09,212 --> 00:41:10,678
The contestants are all...
915
00:41:11,303 --> 00:41:12,722
They all look and sound...
916
00:41:12,758 --> 00:41:14,723
Yeah, well, they all talk
to one another as well.
917
00:41:14,759 --> 00:41:17,556
It's like they know each other
and they're somehow...
918
00:41:18,425 --> 00:41:20,876
- helping each other.
- Is that against the rules?
919
00:41:20,912 --> 00:41:22,877
It's against the spirit of the rules.
920
00:41:22,913 --> 00:41:25,044
They're getting on
and they're getting bolder.
921
00:41:25,325 --> 00:41:28,934
Now, we think it almost feels
like something's coming.
922
00:41:29,301 --> 00:41:31,224
We could start to cast it.
923
00:41:31,431 --> 00:41:34,024
Most shows cast the contestants
based on interviews and...
924
00:41:34,060 --> 00:41:37,224
No, we swore that we'd never do
that, we'd keep it democratic...
925
00:41:37,260 --> 00:41:39,439
You're saying it's already been hacked,
926
00:41:39,475 --> 00:41:42,024
that the network's most important
asset is under attack.
927
00:41:42,060 --> 00:41:43,582
Well, this stops now.
928
00:41:43,618 --> 00:41:45,743
Find out who's doing it,
how they're doing it,
929
00:41:45,779 --> 00:41:48,604
and please, stop them bloody doing it!
930
00:41:49,060 --> 00:41:50,291
I have to go.
931
00:41:51,060 --> 00:41:53,025
Disappear. Run away for a bit. Well...
932
00:41:53,274 --> 00:41:55,209
a while. I'm sorry.
933
00:41:55,485 --> 00:41:58,025
Oh, my God, no. Adrian, don't...
934
00:41:58,060 --> 00:42:00,025
I just need to come up with a way to...
935
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:01,225
to pay everyone back.
936
00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:03,380
Well, what about my 14 grand?
937
00:42:04,653 --> 00:42:06,618
I don't bloody believe it.
938
00:42:06,654 --> 00:42:09,865
OK. OK. Now, apart from us,
who do you owe money to?
939
00:42:09,901 --> 00:42:10,866
Uh...
940
00:42:11,060 --> 00:42:14,025
It's people like Jill and Michael
from the Rotary Club.
941
00:42:14,256 --> 00:42:16,221
- There's John.
- John?! The butcher?
942
00:42:16,257 --> 00:42:19,025
Oh, for heaven's sake, I thought
you meant gangsters, Adrian,
943
00:42:19,060 --> 00:42:20,656
people who'd break your thumbs,
944
00:42:20,692 --> 00:42:22,657
not the butcher, the baker
and the candlestick...
945
00:42:22,693 --> 00:42:24,023
Just send them a text!
946
00:42:24,059 --> 00:42:26,025
Well, it's not your reputation, is it?!
947
00:42:26,295 --> 00:42:29,025
What about your responsibilities?
Your family?
948
00:42:29,060 --> 00:42:31,501
They'll understand,
I'll call them from...
949
00:42:31,848 --> 00:42:34,181
wherever I am. I'll explain.
950
00:42:34,217 --> 00:42:36,575
Come on, Adrian, it's really bad form.
951
00:42:37,253 --> 00:42:39,689
Here's some of the people from
the community I've been talking to.
952
00:42:39,725 --> 00:42:40,777
They're yours now.
953
00:42:40,813 --> 00:42:41,778
Oh, God.
954
00:42:42,224 --> 00:42:43,352
I can't...
955
00:42:43,388 --> 00:42:44,616
What about our book?
956
00:42:44,652 --> 00:42:47,285
Well, then, you finish it, Diana!
You don't need me, you never have.
957
00:42:48,607 --> 00:42:50,273
You've always been the strongest.
958
00:42:52,060 --> 00:42:53,363
I'm sorry.
959
00:42:56,960 --> 00:42:57,960
960
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,011
It'll be OK.
961
00:43:02,801 --> 00:43:04,120
He'll be OK.
962
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:10,425
You must go on.
963
00:43:10,676 --> 00:43:11,899
Onto the show.
964
00:43:12,896 --> 00:43:15,861
I've been on, Adrian has, it's...
965
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,060
it's your turn.
966
00:43:20,360 --> 00:43:22,139
It's my turn, is it?
967
00:43:22,175 --> 00:43:23,528
To join the family business.
968
00:43:23,956 --> 00:43:25,554
I'd warned you, I...
969
00:43:25,590 --> 00:43:27,555
These mad schemes!
970
00:43:28,060 --> 00:43:29,717
I don't even like quizzes.
971
00:43:30,060 --> 00:43:33,025
The way you've been moping about,
weeks after your turn came and went,
972
00:43:33,060 --> 00:43:35,025
d'you know how dispiriting
that is, Diana,
973
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:38,351
to know that the only happiness
you get is from a bloody game show?
974
00:43:38,387 --> 00:43:40,385
That isn't fair, that is...
It just isn't true.
975
00:43:40,498 --> 00:43:41,820
It couldn't be further...
976
00:43:41,856 --> 00:43:44,188
- And everyone has hobbies, Charles.
- Pfft!
977
00:43:44,224 --> 00:43:46,189
- And I didn't want to bring this up,
978
00:43:46,225 --> 00:43:47,225
but...
979
00:43:47,630 --> 00:43:49,275
- Let the machine get it.
- Well, we have,
980
00:43:49,311 --> 00:43:51,130
as a family, rather...
981
00:43:51,919 --> 00:43:53,820
followed you around wherever you went.
982
00:43:53,856 --> 00:43:55,991
Happily, I might add, willingly.
983
00:43:56,585 --> 00:43:59,531
But now we, now I need you.
984
00:43:59,665 --> 00:44:02,790
...Charles Ingram. I'm calling you
from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.
985
00:44:03,060 --> 00:44:04,225
We're delighted to let you know
986
00:44:04,260 --> 00:44:06,065
that you've been selected
by our computer
987
00:44:06,100 --> 00:44:09,690
to take part in our qualifying
round of "closest to" questions.
988
00:44:09,726 --> 00:44:14,726
Give us a call back on 0909 8790 555.
989
00:44:18,279 --> 00:44:21,184
I may have already started calling
and leaving your name.
990
00:44:29,529 --> 00:44:32,814
What happens next is easy to dismiss
as simply exciting television.
991
00:44:33,060 --> 00:44:34,025
High drama.
992
00:44:34,060 --> 00:44:36,328
A bit of harmless fun
that got out of hand.
993
00:44:37,431 --> 00:44:40,024
But ignore the lights, ignore the sound.
994
00:44:40,060 --> 00:44:41,025
995
00:44:41,060 --> 00:44:44,025
Unbelievable!
996
00:44:44,060 --> 00:44:45,619
This is theft.
997
00:44:46,060 --> 00:44:47,385
Plain and simple.
998
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,165
An attempt to steal £1 million.
999
00:44:51,828 --> 00:44:55,025
We have all the evidence
and all of the testimonies.
1000
00:44:55,060 --> 00:44:57,225
But as we go through
quite how they did it,
1001
00:44:57,260 --> 00:44:59,545
beat by impossible beat,
1002
00:44:59,580 --> 00:45:01,225
oh, you'll be shocked, yes,
1003
00:45:01,260 --> 00:45:03,864
perhaps even impressed a little...
1004
00:45:04,610 --> 00:45:06,575
...but you will be left in no doubt
1005
00:45:07,060 --> 00:45:09,317
that they are guilty of a crime.
1006
00:45:09,814 --> 00:45:12,277
A crime that carries with it
1007
00:45:12,825 --> 00:45:15,071
time in prison.
1008
00:45:15,580 --> 00:45:17,740
- All right?
1009
00:45:19,160 --> 00:45:20,421
All right?
1010
00:45:25,060 --> 00:45:26,100
1011
00:45:29,197 --> 00:45:32,025
Right, Major Charles Ingram,
1012
00:45:32,060 --> 00:45:33,385
are you ready to play...
1013
00:45:33,420 --> 00:45:36,517
1014
00:45:37,060 --> 00:45:41,060
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