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They all work. All four of them.
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OK, good. Good to test them.
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How is he? Charles? Is he ready?
Erm...
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CHRIS TARRANT:
'Emmerdale. Hollyoaks.
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'EastEnders. Coronation Street.'
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Emmerdale?
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'D, Coronation Street.'
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'Coronation Street is
the right answer, well done.'
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Oh, bum.
Yeah, no, he's, erm...
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He's going to need
all the help he can get.
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This way, please.
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So this is just a little practice,
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before we send you off
to the canteen
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for a bite to eat, OK?
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Oh, and to warn, we're starting with
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a rollover contestant
from yesterday.
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So you won't be called upon
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until probably
quite a way into the show,
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just to, like, manage
your expectations and everything.
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Right!
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Just a rehearsal!
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Fingers on buttons.
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Put these Disney films
in order of their release.
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A, Little Mermaid.
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B, Snow White.
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C, Aladdin.
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D, Dumbo.
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OK, pretty straightforward,
B, D, A, C.
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Let's look who was fastest.
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Janet! On 6.52 seconds, well done.
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And, Charles?
Yeah.
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I'm afraid you were last.
Oh, well. It's just nice to be here.
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Yeah. Only rehearsal.
Yeah, OK.
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OK. Over to you, Rebecca.
Fantastic.
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OK, folks, if you'd
like to follow me, please.
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He's the husband
of the sister of the brother
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who were all here, so...
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Oh, Jesus Christ.
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But seriously, honestly,
I wouldn't worry,
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he's like
Tim-Nice-But-Dim army type,
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I doubt he'll even get in the chair.
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Terrible in rehearsal
and, so, yeah.
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Oh, and his wife did request
an extra ticket, though.
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Audience is full, but I could
put them in the overspill?
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Fine, wherever.
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Don't be so on edge.
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I'm gonna be the one in the chair,
hopefully.
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I wish you were more on edge,
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so I'd know you knew how
nerve-wracking it is out there.
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Well, at least we're
getting to spend more time together.
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KNOCK ON DOOR
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All right.
Of course, yeah.
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Right, place these words
of an Agatha Christie novel
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in the right order.
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Nile, On, Death, The!
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And it was, of course,
Death On The Nile.
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And who gets to
sit in the chair next?
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It's... Charles Ingram!
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Well done, Charles.
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Are you ready to play
for a million pounds?
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Is the Pope a Catholic?
And... hold there!
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What did I...?
Oh, don't worry, no, no, no.
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It's a lot less continuous
and magic than it is on tele.
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Erm, lots of stops and starts.
We're gonna mic your guest up now
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and put them
in their seat in the audience.
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Who have you brought?
Uh, my wife.
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You've met actually,
she played before. Oh, really?
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Yes.
Oh, yes!
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Hello... again.
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OK, folks, here we go. And...
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OK, let's play
Who Wants To Be A Millionaire?
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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE
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Erm, so, we've seen quite
a lot of the Major's family
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on this show, Charles...
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First off was his wife,
Diana, who won 32 grand.
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Erm, then brother-in-law Adrian,
who won 32 grand, as well.
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So it's a matter of
family honour, Charles.
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No pressure, then!
No. No. No, no pressure.
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What, are you trying to win
a million between you?
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LAUGHTER
First question of 15.
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"What name is given to a person
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"who is against increasing
the powers of the European Union?"
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Eurosceptic. Eurostar.
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Eurotrash. Eurovision.
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It's, erm...
It's Eurosceptic, Chris, yeah.
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That's correct.
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So for £2,000.
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Coronation Street...
CHRIS GUFFAWS
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I bet you know this one.
Oh, no, I've never watched it.
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Charles, it's been on for 40 years!
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I know, I know, I just...
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In Coronation Street,
who is Audrey's daughter?
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Janice, Gail, Linda, Sally.
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Erm, no, it's nothing...
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It's nothing, erm...
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I'm not getting anything.
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Erm, no, it's...
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Oh, sorry, sir,
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you can't be out here
on the phone, I'm afraid.
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Yeah, no, sorry, I'm...
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I know, I know, sorry,
I just need to, erm...
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Sir, if you don't mind?
Yeah, of course.
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Sorry. I was just trying to
get in touch...
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'OK, no, I... Yeah.
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'I'll have to ask the audience,
Chris.'
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Cut to Chris.
'OK, audience.'
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She's right. He's an idiot.
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'Fingers on keypads.'
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Which still begs the question
how he got in the goddamn chair,
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but hey-ho,
and all the fun of the fair.
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OK!
And 89% say Gail.
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Well. Gosh, yeah, OK...
Well, I'll go for B, go for Gail.
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Oh, "Where is the River Foyle"?
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Erm... Erm...
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I think I'm gonna have to, erm...
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Oh, dear. Yeah, I'm gonna have to...
phone a friend..
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It's all right, that's what
the lifelines are there for.
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OK, who are we gonna call, Major?
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Erm, Gerald.
OK, let's call Gerald, please.
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Where's Gerald?
Erm, South Wales.
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PHONE DIALS
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PHONE'S DIAL DISTORTS
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Mr Pollock, I mean it now,
we'll have to confiscate your phone.
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Yeah, all right. OK. OK. Yep, sorry.
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This way, sir.
Keep an eye on him.
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Is the right answer.
And that takes you to £4,000!
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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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KLAXON BLARES
Oh, no!
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Oh, no! Charles, we're gonna have to
drag you back tomorrow,
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along with ten new
Fastest Finger First contestants.
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APPLAUSE
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Jacob Nixon from Frome!
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Charlotte Edmonds from Edinburgh.
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Helen McGrath form Broadstairs.
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Sorry, darling.
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Bloody Coronation Street.
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It's OK, we just need to
strategise for tomorrow.
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We need to regroup.
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Well, I can't be back tomorrow,
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I mean, I shouldn't really
be here today, so...
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KNOCK ON DOOR
Knock-knock, sorry to interrupt.
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Just giving you your hotel details.
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Oh, no, I'm really sorry,
but I actually think
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we have to get back home tonight.
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Back home? Yeah, I've got...
I've got work in the morning.
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But you're our rollover contestant.
You're back in the chair tomorrow.
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I know, I know,
but we didn't necessarily think
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that we would rollover, did we?
No. No.
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Well, can't you call in sick?
It's the British Army.
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No, you can't call in sick.
I know, but, like...
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SHE SCOFFS
..there's no war on, is there?
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I mean, I'm joking,
but I'm not really.
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We have to have you back here.
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We will be back.
I promise, I promise.
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But work takes precedence,
I'm so sorry.
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Charles, car, five minutes.
Yeah.
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PHONE RINGS
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Hello, Tecwen speaking.
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Ah, yes, Tecwen. Hi.
It's, erm, Diana Ingram here.
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Erm, Adrian's sister.
Oh. Hello, yes. Diana. Yes.
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Oh, my God, fortuitous timing.
You'll never guess what.
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Oh, I-I think I can, actually,
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you're going to be on the show
tomorrow, I've just heard,
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erm, weirdly, I'm here...
at the studio.
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Charles, my husband, he's here,
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he's going to be
in the chair tomorrow,
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for when you're in
the Fastest Finger seats.
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Oh, my. What a coincidence.
I know. I know.
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So, erm, I just thought
I'd call for a quick chat.
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MUSIC AND APPLAUSE
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All right?
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MUSIC DIES
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CLOCK TICKS
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HE SIGHS
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We're welcoming back Charles,
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Major Charles Ingram,
into the chair.
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"Morning, Major!"
"Morning, Fawlty!"
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So do you have a strategy,
then, Major?
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Well, erm... Well, yeah, I do.
I do have a strategy, actually.
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I, erm... I was a bit defensive
on the last show,
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erm, you know,
talking myself out of answers
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that I... frankly,
I should have known and do know
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and, erm... So, yeah...
So I'm... I'm...
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Yeah, I'm, sort of,
going on the counterattack.
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We're going on a counterattack.
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Yeah, and basically I'm...
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I'm just gonna try and show
a bit more self-commitment.
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Well, erm, let's put this strategy
to the test.
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Right, Major Charles Ingram,
are you ready to play?
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THEME MUSIC PLAYS
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This, for £8,000.
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Who was the second husband
of Jacqueline Kennedy?
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Adnan Khashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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Rupert Murdoch.
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All right, we're not expecting
this guy to be in long,
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he's two lifelines down,
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so make sure we're prepped
for the next.
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Roger, roger.
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I would have thought...
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I would have thought it would be
Aristotle Onassis.
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Erm...
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Yeah, one...
One of my sub-strategies is...
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Oh, my,
we've got sub-strategies now?!
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Yeah, yeah,
and sub-sub-strategies.
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But one of my sub-strategies
is to take my time
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and, erm, list all the...
all the options.
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So...
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Adnan Kashoggi.
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Ronald Reagan.
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And Rupert Murdoch.
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Aristotle Onassis.
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COUGHING
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Yeah, yeah, I think...
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I'm pretty sure
it's, erm, Aristotle Onassis.
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Final answer?
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Final answer, yeah.
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You didn't have to play.
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Well, this new
self-committed Charles
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is a wild and crazy man.
That's the correct answer!
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OK, so you've got £16,000.
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Now for the all-important 32,000.
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Who had a hit UK album
with Born To Do It,
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released in 2000?
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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Coldplay.
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Toploader.
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A1.
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Craig David.
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HE SIGHS
OK, well, erm...
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All right?
Yeah.
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That major from last night
is nearly up to 32 grand, amazingly.
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'I think it's A1.'
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He's like a new man today.
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'But it could be Toploader.'
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Which is also something to do with
a barrel on a rifle.
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So... Erm, I've never heard
of Craig David.
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Erm...
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Erm, I...
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to...
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I think I'm gonna have to use
my final lifeline, 50:50.
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Computer, take away
two wrong answers,
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leave Charles with the right answer
and one remaining wrong answer.
247
00:14:16,460 --> 00:14:19,780
Oh, that's not any easier...
Erm... Urgh.
248
00:14:26,020 --> 00:14:27,020
Do you know what?
249
00:14:27,060 --> 00:14:29,660
I think I'm gonna go for it,
I think I'm gonna go for A1.
250
00:14:29,700 --> 00:14:31,220
CROWD GASP
Final answer?
251
00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,500
No.
252
00:14:32,540 --> 00:14:34,700
LAUGHTER
253
00:14:37,780 --> 00:14:38,980
No. Erm...
254
00:14:43,540 --> 00:14:46,460
Craig David...
HE SIGHS
255
00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,220
Craig... David.
256
00:14:57,860 --> 00:15:00,100
SHE COUGHS
257
00:15:05,740 --> 00:15:09,180
You know, when... When I'm at home,
erm, and I'm practising,
258
00:15:09,220 --> 00:15:11,180
you know, I guess... I guess...
259
00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:14,300
Well, I guess wrong 80% of the time,
260
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:17,500
so I think I'm gonna
go with Craig David.
261
00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:19,740
LAUGHTER
262
00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,780
Charles, you'd never heard of him
a moment ago?!
263
00:15:21,820 --> 00:15:23,660
No, Craig David. I'm gonna...
264
00:15:23,700 --> 00:15:27,411
Final answer?
Yeah, final answer.
265
00:15:29,620 --> 00:15:33,420
Well, erm, what a show
this is turning into.
266
00:15:33,460 --> 00:15:36,300
Major Charles Ingram was on £16,000.
267
00:15:36,340 --> 00:15:38,220
He didn't have to play
this question.
268
00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:41,940
He said in his own words that
he'd never heard of Craig David.
269
00:15:41,980 --> 00:15:43,780
He went with A1.
270
00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:47,060
And then, because...
271
00:15:47,100 --> 00:15:49,460
Well, I'd rather lost
the plot of his thinking then,
272
00:15:49,500 --> 00:15:50,860
but he changed his mind,
273
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:56,020
knowing that he would lose £15,000
if he gave the wrong answer.
274
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:58,940
He went with Craig David,
who he'd never heard of.
275
00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:00,060
Yep.
276
00:16:02,140 --> 00:16:03,900
And that's the right answer!
277
00:16:03,940 --> 00:16:06,380
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
Unbelievable.
278
00:16:06,420 --> 00:16:10,220
I don't know how you do that!
I really don't!
279
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,380
Incredible.
280
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:17,140
HE PANTS
281
00:16:17,180 --> 00:16:19,460
PHONE RINGS
282
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,660
Yes?
Paul. It's David.
283
00:16:22,700 --> 00:16:25,740
It's happening,
I think the thing is happening.
284
00:16:25,780 --> 00:16:27,940
The rollover contestant
from last night,
285
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,540
I think he's cheating.
286
00:16:29,580 --> 00:16:32,540
He...? What, in getting on the show?
287
00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:33,660
No, cheating on the show,
288
00:16:33,700 --> 00:16:36,260
cheating at the actual...
the actual game.
289
00:16:36,300 --> 00:16:38,900
Is the correct answer.
APPLAUSE
290
00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:40,820
How do you...?
You can't cheat the show,
291
00:16:40,860 --> 00:16:42,620
either you know the answer,
or you don't.
292
00:16:42,660 --> 00:16:45,220
Look something isn't right. He's...
293
00:16:47,300 --> 00:16:48,820
Normal people don't play like this.
294
00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:53,420
All right, I'm... I'm coming down.
295
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:58,220
Yeah, I mean, it's a down payment
on a house, isn't it? So...
296
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:06,300
So, yeah. Yeah. Holbein.
297
00:17:06,340 --> 00:17:07,420
Holbein.
298
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,820
Final answer?
299
00:17:08,860 --> 00:17:10,460
Final answer.
300
00:17:11,900 --> 00:17:15,340
OK. Erm, first of all,
you thought it was Rembrandt.
301
00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:19,900
Said you'd seen the painting.
302
00:17:19,940 --> 00:17:21,540
You then thought it was Holbein.
303
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:34,700
You've just won £125,000!
304
00:17:34,740 --> 00:17:36,881
Incredible.
305
00:17:36,921 --> 00:17:39,580
Incredible.
You're just getting better!
306
00:17:39,620 --> 00:17:41,860
OK, something's weird.
307
00:17:41,900 --> 00:17:44,740
How is he doing this?
Yeah, I have no idea.
308
00:17:44,780 --> 00:17:48,100
I mean, you were struggling more
at £200 than you are now.
309
00:17:48,140 --> 00:17:50,740
I-I dunno!
Unbelievable.
310
00:17:50,780 --> 00:17:52,300
HE MOUTHS
311
00:17:52,340 --> 00:17:54,460
Well, Charles, here it is.
312
00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:58,060
A cheque, for a quarter of a...
It sounds strange doesn't it,
313
00:17:58,100 --> 00:18:01,140
..a quarter of a million pounds.
Gosh, you're shaking.
314
00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:02,340
I know, I know, I don't...
315
00:18:02,380 --> 00:18:04,900
I know that, frankly,
you didn't think you'd be able to
316
00:18:04,940 --> 00:18:07,100
equal your wife.
And, frankly, Charles, nor did I.
317
00:18:07,140 --> 00:18:10,900
LAUGHTER
Well, this is real money.
318
00:18:10,940 --> 00:18:14,340
£250,000.
319
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,300
But we don't want to give you that!
320
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:19,940
This question...
321
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,220
for half a million pounds.
322
00:18:22,260 --> 00:18:24,140
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
323
00:18:26,780 --> 00:18:31,860
Baron Haussmann is best known
for the planning of which city?
324
00:18:33,500 --> 00:18:34,820
Rome.
325
00:18:34,860 --> 00:18:36,820
Paris.
326
00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,980
Berlin.
327
00:18:39,020 --> 00:18:40,180
Athens.
328
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:47,100
Think it's Berlin.
LAUGHTER
329
00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:48,260
God!
330
00:18:53,940 --> 00:18:55,540
Yeah, Berlin.
331
00:18:55,580 --> 00:18:57,820
I mean, Haussmann...
332
00:18:57,860 --> 00:18:59,660
You know, seems...
Seems like a German name,
333
00:18:59,700 --> 00:19:01,260
rather than a Italian name,
334
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,460
or a Parisian name,
or an Athens name.
335
00:19:03,500 --> 00:19:04,620
Erm...
336
00:19:08,660 --> 00:19:10,100
Rome.
337
00:19:11,460 --> 00:19:14,300
Paris.
COUGHING
338
00:19:19,140 --> 00:19:21,300
Yeah. Do you know,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna rethink it.
339
00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,220
Because I don't...
I don't think it's Athens
340
00:19:24,260 --> 00:19:26,620
and I'm pretty sure it's not Rome.
341
00:19:26,660 --> 00:19:28,100
And I would have thought...
342
00:19:28,140 --> 00:19:31,260
I would have thought it was, erm...
343
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:33,540
Berlin, but there's a chance
it could be Paris.
344
00:19:33,580 --> 00:19:35,220
COUGHING
345
00:19:40,580 --> 00:19:42,580
Oh, God, no.
346
00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:48,340
You stand to lose £218,000.
347
00:19:51,780 --> 00:19:53,580
Yeah, I think...
I-I think it's Paris.
348
00:19:53,620 --> 00:19:55,540
I'm gonna play.
349
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:58,740
Right, hang on.
Now, wait, where are we?!
350
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,900
HE COUGHS
No, Paris.
351
00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:04,540
Paris, final answer.
352
00:20:04,580 --> 00:20:07,020
Final answer?
Final answer.
353
00:20:10,780 --> 00:20:13,140
You thought it was Berlin.
354
00:20:13,180 --> 00:20:14,980
"Berlin, Berlin, Berlin".
355
00:20:18,740 --> 00:20:20,460
You changed your mind to Paris...
356
00:20:23,100 --> 00:20:25,740
That's brought you £500,000!
Yes! Yes!
357
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,340
That's unbelievable! Unbelievable!
358
00:20:33,980 --> 00:20:35,900
Incredible.
Oh, shit, the glitter.
359
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:38,140
Never thought we'd get to
the million-pound question,
360
00:20:38,180 --> 00:20:39,860
but we're at the
million-pound question,
361
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:42,380
I never prepared the bloody glitter.
Where's the glitter man?
362
00:20:42,420 --> 00:20:47,860
# It's raining men, hallelujah
It's raining men, amen
363
00:20:47,900 --> 00:20:52,460
# It's raining men, hallelujah... #
PHONE RINGS
364
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:56,860
# Ame-e-e-e-en. #
365
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,620
Well, erm...
366
00:21:22,660 --> 00:21:25,380
It's not often I get to say this.
But...
367
00:21:25,420 --> 00:21:28,700
for £1 million:
368
00:21:28,740 --> 00:21:30,940
The number one,
369
00:21:30,980 --> 00:21:34,660
followed by 100 zeros
370
00:21:34,708 --> 00:21:37,590
is known by what name?
371
00:21:38,660 --> 00:21:40,460
Googol.
372
00:21:40,500 --> 00:21:43,020
Megatron.
373
00:21:43,060 --> 00:21:44,980
Gigabit.
374
00:21:45,020 --> 00:21:46,580
Nanomole.
375
00:21:53,660 --> 00:21:56,540
Well, let's see.
HE EXHALES
376
00:21:56,580 --> 00:22:00,580
Erm, Giga...
377
00:22:00,620 --> 00:22:02,220
Nano...
378
00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:03,500
Oh, God, don't start.
379
00:22:15,460 --> 00:22:17,380
HE STRAINS
380
00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:20,500
Right, OK.
381
00:22:23,340 --> 00:22:25,740
God, I don't... I don't, erm...
382
00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:31,140
Well?
Watch, just watch...
383
00:22:31,180 --> 00:22:33,300
I'm not sure.
384
00:22:33,340 --> 00:22:35,780
However...
LAUGHTER
385
00:22:35,820 --> 00:22:39,140
Charles, you haven't been sure
since question two!
386
00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:47,820
God, I... I think...
I think it's a Megatron.
387
00:22:53,460 --> 00:22:54,820
I have to say, I've...
388
00:22:54,860 --> 00:22:56,380
And I've never heard,
389
00:22:56,420 --> 00:22:58,220
I haven't...
No, I've never heard of a googol.
390
00:22:58,260 --> 00:23:02,660
HE PANTS
391
00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:06,220
Do you know the answer?
Yes, it's googol.
392
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,860
That's what I thought.
393
00:23:14,860 --> 00:23:16,700
Googol.
COUGHING
394
00:23:17,820 --> 00:23:20,380
Googol.
COUGHING
395
00:23:22,620 --> 00:23:24,900
Yeah, I mean, you know,
by process of elimination,
396
00:23:24,940 --> 00:23:27,700
I actually think it is a googol.
But I don't know what a googol is.
397
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,940
LAUGHTER
398
00:23:32,340 --> 00:23:34,500
It's not a gigabit,
a nanomole, or a Megatron
399
00:23:34,540 --> 00:23:37,300
and there's only four of them,
so it must be googol, mustn't it?
400
00:23:37,340 --> 00:23:38,580
I mean...
401
00:23:40,980 --> 00:23:44,100
HE LAUGHS
402
00:23:44,140 --> 00:23:46,980
I mean, I don't mind taking
the odd risk now and again.
403
00:23:47,020 --> 00:23:48,780
CROWD GROAN
404
00:23:50,500 --> 00:23:53,580
My strategy has...
has worked so far.
405
00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:02,460
Chris, I'm gonna play.
CROWD GASP
406
00:24:02,500 --> 00:24:04,740
You know, you don't have to
play this, Charles.
407
00:24:04,780 --> 00:24:07,100
No-one would blame you
if you walked away right now,
408
00:24:07,140 --> 00:24:09,020
with half a million pounds.
409
00:24:15,740 --> 00:24:17,380
Googol.
410
00:24:17,420 --> 00:24:19,140
Final answer?
411
00:24:19,180 --> 00:24:21,380
Final answer.
412
00:24:21,420 --> 00:24:23,180
Catch me when I fall on the floor.
413
00:24:28,740 --> 00:24:30,220
Don't go to a break.
414
00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:33,500
Please, don't go to...
Please, don't go for a break.
415
00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:35,700
We're taking a break.
Oh, God!
416
00:24:35,740 --> 00:24:37,620
CROWD GROAN
417
00:24:37,660 --> 00:24:40,580
Don't go anywhere, I know you won't,
418
00:24:40,620 --> 00:24:44,380
on what is an epic night
in British television.
419
00:24:44,420 --> 00:24:47,020
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
420
00:24:51,700 --> 00:24:53,180
Oh, my God.
421
00:24:57,460 --> 00:24:59,940
We should stop it now.
Just stop it.
422
00:24:59,980 --> 00:25:03,100
We can't stop it, we have no proof.
We just, I don't know, just...
423
00:25:03,140 --> 00:25:06,539
HE SIGHS
We have to carry on.
424
00:25:07,460 --> 00:25:10,180
You all right?
Erm, yeah, I just, erm...
425
00:25:10,220 --> 00:25:12,220
I mean, no, not really.
HE CHUCKLES
426
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,740
No!
427
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:16,900
So you can see, can you, if I've got
the answer right on your screen?
428
00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:17,940
I can.
429
00:25:19,420 --> 00:25:21,940
I'm sure it'll just be
a few seconds.
430
00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:31,220
Thank you.
431
00:25:33,460 --> 00:25:34,540
HE MOUTHS
432
00:25:41,060 --> 00:25:43,980
OK, studio, and...
433
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:46,260
THEME MUSIC PLAYS
434
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:49,860
Welcome back.
435
00:25:49,900 --> 00:25:53,100
Wow. Erm, we are here
with Charles Ingram.
436
00:25:53,140 --> 00:25:57,340
Who, after first thinking
it was Megatron,
437
00:25:57,380 --> 00:26:01,420
erm, then played googol
as his final answer.
438
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,380
Even though he'd never heard of it.
439
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:11,700
Charles?
440
00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:20,620
You've just won £1 million!
441
00:26:20,660 --> 00:26:24,097
One million!
442
00:26:24,940 --> 00:26:30,780
You are the most amazing player
we have ever, ever had!
443
00:26:30,820 --> 00:26:34,580
Diana? Come on down,
my darling, come on.
444
00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,940
One million!
445
00:26:36,980 --> 00:26:39,860
£1 million!
446
00:26:39,900 --> 00:26:42,860
I can't believe it.
CHEERING
447
00:26:44,100 --> 00:26:47,900
SHE SOBS
448
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:51,540
The best player we have ever had!
449
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,860
What a man!
450
00:26:52,900 --> 00:26:55,140
Quite an amazing man.
451
00:26:55,180 --> 00:26:59,020
I have no idea how you did it.
452
00:26:59,060 --> 00:27:02,260
I don't know.
Unbelievable! Unbelievable!
453
00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:04,860
Unbelievable, Diana, my darling,
come here.
454
00:27:04,900 --> 00:27:08,380
Ladies and gentlemen,
Charles Ingram.
455
00:27:08,420 --> 00:27:12,580
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
456
00:27:15,060 --> 00:27:17,820
# Right from
Her doorway we roam... #
457
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,460
THEY LAUGH
458
00:27:19,500 --> 00:27:22,980
# Eats and then
It's a pleasure again
459
00:27:23,020 --> 00:27:24,580
# Walkin' my baby... #
460
00:27:24,620 --> 00:27:29,940
"Charles Ingram. One million."
461
00:27:29,980 --> 00:27:31,940
# I don't mean maybe
462
00:27:31,980 --> 00:27:35,660
# Walkin' my baby
463
00:27:35,700 --> 00:27:41,300
# Back home. #
464
00:27:41,340 --> 00:27:44,020
THEY LAUGH
465
00:27:45,540 --> 00:27:47,660
What? What am I listening for?
466
00:27:47,700 --> 00:27:49,660
Just wait. It, erm...
467
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:54,020
I don't know, I don't know,
just... play VT.
468
00:27:55,980 --> 00:28:00,220
'Googol.'
COUGHING
469
00:28:00,260 --> 00:28:02,380
That, there. Right there.
470
00:28:02,420 --> 00:28:04,100
A cough.
So what?
471
00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,780
There's always coughing.
472
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,500
I think... I don't definitely know,
473
00:28:07,540 --> 00:28:09,340
but I think there's,
like, a pattern.
474
00:28:09,380 --> 00:28:11,020
Of what, coughing? From who?
475
00:28:11,060 --> 00:28:12,740
Look, there's gotta
be something, Paul.
476
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:14,660
Watch last night's tape,
he's useless.
477
00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:16,860
And then, what,
he comes back an utter genius?
478
00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:19,020
Replay VT.
479
00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,460
'Googol.'
COUGHING
480
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:22,500
Turn it up.
481
00:28:22,540 --> 00:28:24,100
'Googol.'
COUGHING
482
00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,260
Then he changes his answer.
483
00:28:25,300 --> 00:28:28,260
'By process of elimination,
I actually think it is a googol.
484
00:28:28,300 --> 00:28:30,460
'But I just don't know
what a googol is.'
485
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:38,100
PHONE RINGS
Hi, Paul?
486
00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:39,500
'Um, hi, Ruth.'
487
00:28:39,540 --> 00:28:42,020
Erm, we've had another millionaire.
488
00:28:42,060 --> 00:28:44,180
Oh. OK, great!
489
00:28:44,220 --> 00:28:47,180
Except...
490
00:28:47,220 --> 00:28:49,940
I think that...
Erm, WE think something's not right.
491
00:28:49,980 --> 00:28:52,180
We think the guy may have cheated.
492
00:28:52,220 --> 00:28:55,660
PHONE RINGS
493
00:28:55,700 --> 00:28:56,860
Hello?
494
00:28:56,900 --> 00:28:58,660
What the shitting hell?
495
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:01,780
BABY GARBLES
496
00:29:23,940 --> 00:29:25,340
Cheeky bastards, who are they?
497
00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:26,420
Are they one of that group
498
00:29:26,460 --> 00:29:28,420
you talked about
getting on the show? Morning.
499
00:29:28,460 --> 00:29:30,660
We don't know,
we just know he's a wrong'un.
500
00:29:30,700 --> 00:29:32,340
Are you OK?
501
00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:34,100
No, I'm not OK,
of course, I'm not OK.
502
00:29:35,660 --> 00:29:37,500
Sorry, sorry,
it's murder on the old...
503
00:29:37,540 --> 00:29:39,700
This is Lionel, from legal.
Coffee? How do you take it?
504
00:29:39,740 --> 00:29:41,180
Oh, just, erm, massive.
505
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:44,300
Look, before anything else,
506
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:47,420
the most urgent thing is
whether to air tomorrow's episode,
507
00:29:47,460 --> 00:29:49,340
because if we don't,
then ten million people
508
00:29:49,380 --> 00:29:51,060
are gonna need
something else to watch.
509
00:29:51,100 --> 00:29:53,100
I have a tape on its way,
you can see for yourself.
510
00:29:53,140 --> 00:29:55,140
Well, what about the police?
The police?
511
00:29:55,180 --> 00:29:57,380
Yeah.
Is...? Is this a police...?
512
00:29:57,420 --> 00:30:01,140
Well, it's not... not.
It's theft. It's £1 million.
513
00:30:01,180 --> 00:30:04,260
If this was a bank vault
or a diamond store in Hatton Gardens
514
00:30:04,300 --> 00:30:06,220
there'd be helicopters by now,
roadblocks.
515
00:30:06,260 --> 00:30:09,300
Come in...
Ah, right, see for yourself.
516
00:30:09,340 --> 00:30:12,140
All I'm saying is, is it a crime
to cheat on a game show?
517
00:30:12,180 --> 00:30:16,020
Well, it's... It's... Well...
Stop saying "well", Lionel.
518
00:30:16,060 --> 00:30:18,220
I'm from legal.
It's my job to say "well".
519
00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,380
SHE SNEEZES
520
00:30:23,100 --> 00:30:25,260
See for yourselves.
'Do you know what?
521
00:30:25,300 --> 00:30:27,260
'I think I am going to go for it.
I'm gonna go for A1.'
522
00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,500
'Final answer?
No.'
523
00:30:31,540 --> 00:30:33,220
LAUGHTER
524
00:30:34,700 --> 00:30:38,980
'No. Erm... A1.
525
00:30:39,020 --> 00:30:42,300
'Craig... David.'
526
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,620
COUGHING
527
00:30:44,660 --> 00:30:47,340
Oh, Jesus, Je-sus.
528
00:30:47,380 --> 00:30:48,380
It's so obvious.
529
00:30:48,420 --> 00:30:52,260
And don't forget that his wife
has already been on the show.
530
00:30:52,300 --> 00:30:53,540
She knows the ins and outs.
531
00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:55,540
'I normally guess wrong
80% of the time...'
532
00:30:55,580 --> 00:30:57,860
Watch now. He changes his answer.
533
00:30:57,900 --> 00:31:00,780
'I think I'm going to
go with Craig David.'
534
00:31:00,820 --> 00:31:04,180
OK, I say we don't air.
Agreed.
535
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,420
We can edit forward to
the next contestant in the chair.
536
00:31:06,460 --> 00:31:07,980
Would you fast forward, please?
537
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:11,900
Can we do that, is it that simple?
538
00:31:14,420 --> 00:31:17,220
Oh, arse, the glitter on the floor.
539
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:18,420
Well, if no-one has won,
540
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:20,780
where did the glitter
just come from? No-one will notice.
541
00:31:20,820 --> 00:31:21,820
Or care.
542
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,940
This is Tecwen Whittock,
from Whitchurch, Cardiff.
543
00:31:24,980 --> 00:31:27,500
Can you stretch out his turn,
make him longer?
544
00:31:27,540 --> 00:31:29,260
It'll be a struggle.
545
00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:32,260
He was erm, nothing special,
you know.
546
00:31:33,340 --> 00:31:35,460
KNOCK ON DOOR
547
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:37,020
Did you order something?
No.
548
00:31:42,940 --> 00:31:44,260
Oh.
Hello, hello, David Briggs.
549
00:31:44,300 --> 00:31:46,300
Ah, yes, hello, hello.
Hello, this is Ruth Settle.
550
00:31:46,340 --> 00:31:48,820
Hi. Hi, hello. Morning, morning.
Oh, hello.
551
00:31:48,860 --> 00:31:51,020
Oh, hi.
Sleep OK?
552
00:31:51,060 --> 00:31:53,740
If at all, you must be...
553
00:31:53,780 --> 00:31:56,540
Erm... Oh, what's this about?
Oh, it's only to, erm...
554
00:31:56,580 --> 00:31:58,940
It's just to work out
the next few days.
555
00:31:58,980 --> 00:32:00,380
The angle, the coverage.
556
00:32:00,420 --> 00:32:01,540
So your press conference,
557
00:32:01,580 --> 00:32:04,780
we thought, because of question 12
for 125,000,
558
00:32:04,820 --> 00:32:07,180
The Ambassadors is a painting
by which artist?
559
00:32:10,540 --> 00:32:15,060
The... What, the Holbein?
The Holbein. Well done, correct!
560
00:32:15,100 --> 00:32:19,020
We are thinking of hosting it there,
in front of the painting. Ah, right.
561
00:32:20,740 --> 00:32:21,980
But you...
562
00:32:22,020 --> 00:32:24,460
You did keep changing your mind
a lot, didn't you?
563
00:32:24,500 --> 00:32:27,700
Well, actually, that was to
explain my thinking to the audience,
564
00:32:27,740 --> 00:32:29,740
so I wasn't just, you know,
sat there like a muppet.
565
00:32:31,140 --> 00:32:34,500
It's, erm, probably just that,
don't you think?
566
00:32:34,540 --> 00:32:36,140
What's "probably" what?
567
00:32:37,180 --> 00:32:40,820
Actually, erm, Diana mentions
all these tips in her book
568
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:43,460
that she's writing with her brother
about the show.
569
00:32:43,500 --> 00:32:46,260
What? It'll help publicise it,
won't it? Being a winner.
570
00:32:46,300 --> 00:32:48,820
You're writing a book?
Oh, just a little stocking filler.
571
00:32:48,860 --> 00:32:51,300
With hints and things
about how to get onto the show,
572
00:32:51,340 --> 00:32:53,340
how to play, just a few things
that we've picked up
573
00:32:53,380 --> 00:32:55,300
from this community of fans,
that's all.
574
00:32:55,340 --> 00:32:58,580
Gosh, that...
That sound really helpful.
575
00:32:58,620 --> 00:33:00,780
I wouldn't mention that
to the press yet. No.
576
00:33:00,820 --> 00:33:02,980
We'll... We'll have an embargo
until the show airs.
577
00:33:03,020 --> 00:33:04,940
We have to handle everything...
delicately.
578
00:33:08,220 --> 00:33:11,020
Guilty as sin.
THEY GRUMBLE
579
00:33:11,060 --> 00:33:14,700
Bollocks. Look,
they are quiz obsessive, they're...
580
00:33:14,740 --> 00:33:17,180
They are fans of the show,
so they're a bit much,
581
00:33:17,220 --> 00:33:18,540
but apart from that.
582
00:33:18,580 --> 00:33:20,700
Watch the tape. Play her the tape.
583
00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:26,780
Oh, and she's, erm,
writing a book, the wife,
584
00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:29,980
like, erm, an expose of the show.
She what?!
585
00:33:30,020 --> 00:33:32,820
Oh, my God... It's just a tiny,
little stocking filler.
586
00:33:32,860 --> 00:33:35,860
Look, I just come off the phone
from some of our guys at the studio
587
00:33:35,900 --> 00:33:38,220
who are investigating all possible,
you know, and...
588
00:33:38,260 --> 00:33:41,140
And they have gone into the car park
with some sort of radio receiver
589
00:33:41,180 --> 00:33:43,300
and they're saying it's possible
590
00:33:43,340 --> 00:33:46,500
to listen in to the show relay
from outside?
591
00:33:46,540 --> 00:33:48,740
David, do we not
scramble that signal?
592
00:33:48,780 --> 00:33:51,140
Why would we scramble the signal?
593
00:33:51,180 --> 00:33:54,060
How do you scramble a signal?
What's this now? The relay?
594
00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:56,900
I'm just saying that
hypothetically, someone,
595
00:33:56,940 --> 00:33:59,420
maybe someone from this...
this... this group
596
00:33:59,460 --> 00:34:02,220
could listen in to the show
from outside.
597
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:05,420
And how would that help them?
To hear the questions!
598
00:34:05,460 --> 00:34:07,860
Look up the answers
and communicate back in.
599
00:34:07,900 --> 00:34:10,140
To who? The person in the chair?!
Maybe! I don't know!
600
00:34:10,180 --> 00:34:12,540
Or someone in the audience,
with a mobile phone.
601
00:34:12,580 --> 00:34:14,300
We don't allow mobile phones
in the studio.
602
00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:16,180
Yeah, but do we check?
Course we check.
603
00:34:18,220 --> 00:34:20,100
Do we check?
604
00:34:20,140 --> 00:34:22,780
No. Course we don't check,
how would we check?
605
00:34:22,820 --> 00:34:24,660
You don't search the audience?
606
00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:27,380
Let's get it all out now, shall we?
After the horse has bolted.
607
00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:30,140
This is all just happening
this morning.
608
00:34:30,180 --> 00:34:32,060
Right, it's a game show!
It's not Fort Knox!
609
00:34:32,100 --> 00:34:35,460
Whoa, wait, are we saying that
it's not someone coughing, then?
610
00:34:35,500 --> 00:34:38,220
It could be the coughing.
It's definitely the coughing.
611
00:34:38,260 --> 00:34:40,380
Either way, I'm calling the police.
612
00:34:40,420 --> 00:34:42,740
Who would you even call?
Like, which, like, branch?
613
00:34:42,780 --> 00:34:44,420
I'll text my person
to look up for IP.
614
00:34:44,460 --> 00:34:46,460
Hold on, have they have even
cashed the cheque yet?
615
00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,300
Wait, have...?
Have we cancelled the cheque?
616
00:34:48,340 --> 00:34:50,340
I don't know. I mean...
617
00:34:50,380 --> 00:34:52,260
I mean, no, we haven't
cancelled the cheque,
618
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:55,060
I've been at the...
Lionel. Should we cancel the cheque?
619
00:34:55,100 --> 00:34:57,780
I'm just thinking, we might need
to wait for them to cash the cheque
620
00:34:57,820 --> 00:34:59,780
for it to be stealing.
No, no, no, if we do that,
621
00:34:59,820 --> 00:35:01,980
that would be entrapment,
surely, by us?
622
00:35:02,020 --> 00:35:03,380
Yeah, but if they cash the cheque,
623
00:35:03,420 --> 00:35:04,980
do we have to sue them
to get it back?
624
00:35:05,020 --> 00:35:07,540
Am I cancelling the cheque,
or aren't I?! Well...
625
00:35:07,580 --> 00:35:11,340
No, I just don't see it.
Don't you hear it?! The coughing.
626
00:35:11,380 --> 00:35:14,180
Is that how loud it actually was?
Yes.
627
00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:16,980
Well... No, we've isolated them
a bit, for you to hear...
628
00:35:17,020 --> 00:35:19,740
Listen, you can hear the coughs
at the right answers.
629
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:22,260
Yeah, and I can hear the coughs
on the wrong answers!
630
00:35:22,300 --> 00:35:24,460
Here. These are the people
at Scotland Yard to call,
631
00:35:24,500 --> 00:35:27,140
it's something called the
Celebrity Crimes Squad or something,
632
00:35:27,180 --> 00:35:29,780
I don't know. Really?
Sounds like a shit detective show.
633
00:35:29,820 --> 00:35:31,780
Yeah, sounds like
something we'd make. Wow.
634
00:35:31,820 --> 00:35:34,340
Wait, I'm confused,
what are we saying to them?
635
00:35:34,380 --> 00:35:35,900
That this is... There's more people?
636
00:35:35,940 --> 00:35:38,140
That this is part
of a bigger... conspiracy?
637
00:35:38,180 --> 00:35:39,420
All I'm saying is we don't know
638
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:41,180
how many people
were outside helping,
639
00:35:41,220 --> 00:35:42,220
inside, helping him.
640
00:35:42,260 --> 00:35:44,900
Yeah, but you can't pack the place
out with people that you know.
641
00:35:44,940 --> 00:35:46,060
You only get the one ticket.
642
00:35:48,020 --> 00:35:49,020
Actually...
643
00:35:51,420 --> 00:35:53,420
Actually, on the first night,
644
00:35:53,460 --> 00:35:56,380
the Ingram's did have
someone else there.
645
00:35:56,420 --> 00:35:58,020
Diana's brother.
646
00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:01,380
The brother... was there...?
647
00:36:01,420 --> 00:36:03,580
Yeah.
God dammit!
648
00:36:05,980 --> 00:36:07,060
I'm calling the police.
649
00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,540
'What a man!'
650
00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:13,620
'A major disaster is occurring
in New York City this afternoon.'
651
00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,900
Wait a sec...
652
00:36:15,940 --> 00:36:17,500
what is that?
653
00:36:17,540 --> 00:36:18,820
'World Trade Centre is on fire.
654
00:36:18,860 --> 00:36:23,220
'Early indications are
that a Boeing 747 out of Boston
655
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:27,860
'collided with the tower at 1:46 PM
this afternoon, 8:46 AM CET.'
656
00:36:27,900 --> 00:36:30,620
Is that live?
It must be..
657
00:36:30,660 --> 00:36:33,500
'Eye witness reports are coming in
that the plane banked sharply
658
00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:36,820
'and made a direct hit at around
the 80th floor of the building.
659
00:36:36,860 --> 00:36:40,140
'More as we have it.
Thank you, Nicholas.
660
00:36:40,180 --> 00:36:43,340
'As you can imagine, there is chaos
in the streets of downtown New York.
661
00:36:43,380 --> 00:36:45,820
'All major buildings are being
evacuated in the area
662
00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:48,340
'surrounding the World Trade Centre.
663
00:36:48,380 --> 00:36:52,420
'There's been a second collision,
possibly another plane goes...'
664
00:36:52,460 --> 00:36:55,500
Are you OK? Just awful.
665
00:36:57,500 --> 00:37:01,140
Yeah. Puts it all in perspective,
doesn't it?
666
00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:05,100
I haven't even told the chaps about
our win yet, all seems a bit...
667
00:37:05,140 --> 00:37:07,300
Actually there was a message
for you from Celador
668
00:37:07,340 --> 00:37:10,300
when I got back from school.
I don't know if you... Right.
669
00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,620
OK, well, life goes on, eh?
670
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:16,060
Yeah.
671
00:37:16,100 --> 00:37:18,580
I love you.
I love you.
672
00:37:18,620 --> 00:37:20,380
Give me that number.
673
00:37:22,140 --> 00:37:24,940
Detective Sergeant Sam Ferguson
from the Special Inquiry Unit,
674
00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,140
this is my colleague,
Detective Constable Amir Cave.
675
00:37:28,180 --> 00:37:29,500
You rang.
676
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,820
Well, I don't think any of us
expected you to come today,
677
00:37:31,860 --> 00:37:34,660
given the, erm...
Yeah.
678
00:37:34,700 --> 00:37:36,980
Terrible thing. But...
679
00:37:37,020 --> 00:37:38,740
crimes still need solving.
680
00:37:38,780 --> 00:37:41,860
So, we've been brought up
to speed by Mr...
681
00:37:41,900 --> 00:37:44,660
PHONE RINGS
Oh, excuse me. This'll be him.
682
00:37:50,180 --> 00:37:52,860
Hello, Paul Smith?
Paul, hello.
683
00:37:52,900 --> 00:37:55,700
It's Charles Ingram here,
I was just on your show.
684
00:37:55,740 --> 00:37:57,860
Charles, thank you for calling back.
685
00:37:57,900 --> 00:38:00,300
Erm, so I have to tell you...
686
00:38:00,340 --> 00:38:04,380
that we have suspicions from viewing
the recording of Monday's programme
687
00:38:04,420 --> 00:38:07,780
and subsequently studying
the tapes carefully,
688
00:38:07,820 --> 00:38:11,020
that there were irregularities
during the taping of the show
689
00:38:11,060 --> 00:38:14,860
in which you participated.
Oh, Good Lord, no.
690
00:38:14,900 --> 00:38:17,220
{\an8}Because of that I have to tell
you that these suspicions...
691
00:38:17,260 --> 00:38:20,340
{\an8}THEY MUTTER
..have been referred to the police.
692
00:38:21,460 --> 00:38:24,820
Right. And thus we will not,
for the moment,
693
00:38:24,860 --> 00:38:29,140
be airing the programme, or indeed
authorising payment of the cheque.
694
00:38:30,500 --> 00:38:31,500
Right.
695
00:38:32,940 --> 00:38:35,060
Yeah. Well, I mean, you know...
696
00:38:37,020 --> 00:38:41,060
..I completely refute that,
obviously.
697
00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:43,660
All right.
698
00:38:43,700 --> 00:38:44,780
Good Lord.
699
00:38:48,220 --> 00:38:51,260
Well, goodbye.
Goodbye.
700
00:39:01,305 --> 00:39:06,345
Police? You're an army major.
I'm a teaching assistant.
701
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:09,025
People like us don't deal with
the police, this is Wiltshire.
702
00:39:09,065 --> 00:39:11,185
It's what he said.
703
00:39:11,225 --> 00:39:15,425
I sort of... told our book publisher
about your win
704
00:39:15,465 --> 00:39:17,705
and they've set up this
photo and interview thing
705
00:39:17,745 --> 00:39:20,385
for this Sunday. I know
the Millionaire people said not to,
706
00:39:20,425 --> 00:39:22,585
but the publishers
said it was too good not to.
707
00:39:22,625 --> 00:39:25,945
For the book... Well, there won't
be a book, will there, if...?
708
00:39:25,985 --> 00:39:28,505
I bet it wasn't the publishers
who said that, I bet it was Adrian.
709
00:39:28,545 --> 00:39:31,625
I bet you've been speaking to him.
Have you spoken to Adrian again?
710
00:39:31,665 --> 00:39:34,505
How? If he's on the run? On the run!
711
00:39:34,545 --> 00:39:36,785
As if that's a normal sentence
for a normal person to say!
712
00:39:36,825 --> 00:39:40,065
I'm a commissioned officer in the
British Army. There are standards.
713
00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:42,265
DOG WHINES
Come along, Buffy.
714
00:39:42,305 --> 00:39:44,665
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
How do we know that it was Celador?
715
00:39:44,705 --> 00:39:46,225
That it was Paul Smith you spoke to?
716
00:39:46,265 --> 00:39:48,625
It was, I returned his call,
on the number they left you...
717
00:39:48,665 --> 00:39:50,905
Yes, I know,
but how do we know it's not a hoax.
718
00:39:50,945 --> 00:39:52,865
Someone in the community,
taking the mickey.
719
00:39:52,905 --> 00:39:55,585
What...? Maybe that's what they do
to everyone, everyone who wins.
720
00:39:55,625 --> 00:39:57,785
It's not a mickey-take, Diana.
721
00:39:57,825 --> 00:39:59,785
Well, it's a bit over the top,
isn't it?
722
00:40:01,905 --> 00:40:04,185
Call it back again, that number.
No. I'm not gonna call it.
723
00:40:04,225 --> 00:40:06,065
I want to hear it.
No, I'm not gonna call it back.
724
00:40:06,105 --> 00:40:08,265
Then I'll do it.
Diana!
725
00:40:09,385 --> 00:40:12,505
Hello. Erm, this is... Diana Ingram.
726
00:40:15,465 --> 00:40:18,385
Hello. Hi, erm, yes,
we received a phone call
727
00:40:18,425 --> 00:40:21,425
from this number earlier
and, well, it occurred to us
728
00:40:21,465 --> 00:40:24,025
that we didn't know
whether it was real, or not.
729
00:40:24,065 --> 00:40:25,665
No, erm, no.
730
00:40:25,705 --> 00:40:27,505
No, I'm afraid it was real.
731
00:40:27,545 --> 00:40:29,985
This... This is Paul Smith.
732
00:40:30,025 --> 00:40:32,265
Yes, but how do we know?
733
00:40:32,305 --> 00:40:33,865
It could be a wind-up. Or the press.
734
00:40:33,905 --> 00:40:35,745
Erm...
735
00:40:35,785 --> 00:40:36,905
Well...
736
00:40:36,945 --> 00:40:38,185
Erm... O-OK.
737
00:40:38,225 --> 00:40:41,025
Erm, why don't you call back again
738
00:40:41,065 --> 00:40:43,465
and I won't answer this time,
739
00:40:43,505 --> 00:40:47,425
it'll take you through to my
extension answering machine message.
740
00:40:47,465 --> 00:40:51,385
And you'll hear that this is me,
and... and this is Celador.
741
00:40:51,425 --> 00:40:55,345
And that... that this is no wind-up,
Mrs Ingram.
742
00:40:55,385 --> 00:40:56,385
OK.
743
00:41:06,225 --> 00:41:11,065
PHONE DIALS
744
00:41:13,025 --> 00:41:15,425
'Hello, you've reached
Paul Smith at Celador.
745
00:41:15,465 --> 00:41:19,305
'Leave a message and I'll get
back to you when I can, thanks.'
746
00:41:19,345 --> 00:41:21,345
MESSAGE TONE BEEPS
747
00:41:27,305 --> 00:41:29,785
HE CLEARS THROAT
748
00:41:29,825 --> 00:41:31,665
We're doing that press interview.
749
00:41:31,705 --> 00:41:34,425
You won that money. It's yours.
So let's tell people.
750
00:41:49,745 --> 00:41:53,265
We'll need to make a statement.
They're cheats!
751
00:41:53,305 --> 00:41:56,105
I just can't get my head round it.
752
00:41:56,145 --> 00:41:59,785
That terribly nice major,
a criminal mastermind? Bollocks.
753
00:42:01,385 --> 00:42:03,545
You really didn't notice anything?
754
00:42:03,585 --> 00:42:06,025
Well I-I suppose
you've a lot going on.
755
00:42:06,065 --> 00:42:08,225
Yeah, but I'd hope
that I'd have done this enough
756
00:42:08,265 --> 00:42:10,265
to notice if someone
is trying to steal a million quid
757
00:42:10,305 --> 00:42:11,785
two feet in front of me, Paul.
758
00:42:13,985 --> 00:42:16,145
You all right?
759
00:42:16,185 --> 00:42:17,425
You look ragged.
760
00:42:19,945 --> 00:42:21,625
I feel upset, actually.
761
00:42:23,465 --> 00:42:27,385
This... Well, this is our thing,
it's our baby.
762
00:42:27,425 --> 00:42:30,105
No-one will dare try
anything like this again
763
00:42:30,145 --> 00:42:32,025
after all this, don't you worry.
764
00:42:33,705 --> 00:42:36,265
Who the hell was coughing?
765
00:42:36,305 --> 00:42:38,505
So what I'm gonna show you
is what we've edited together
766
00:42:38,545 --> 00:42:41,025
of the show so far
from the different angles.
767
00:42:42,585 --> 00:42:44,065
Play VT.
768
00:42:44,105 --> 00:42:46,345
'Googol.'
COUGHING
769
00:42:46,385 --> 00:42:47,865
That cough there, then.
770
00:42:47,905 --> 00:42:49,825
Can you ascertain
where it came from?
771
00:42:49,865 --> 00:42:50,945
Not the individual, no,
772
00:42:50,985 --> 00:42:52,785
we don't mic up
every audience member.
773
00:42:52,825 --> 00:42:54,425
But we've got different mic tracks
774
00:42:54,465 --> 00:42:56,385
covering different areas
of the studio.
775
00:42:56,425 --> 00:42:57,785
Now that particular cough.
776
00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,687
That came from
the Fastest Finger mic, stage right.
777
00:43:01,985 --> 00:43:04,225
Play tape C.
778
00:43:04,265 --> 00:43:06,945
One of these five, sat here.
779
00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:31,825
I'm Detective Sergeant Ferguson.
780
00:43:31,865 --> 00:43:33,705
Here's a warrant
to enter your property.
781
00:43:33,745 --> 00:43:36,025
I should tell you,
we're placing you both under arrest
782
00:43:36,065 --> 00:43:37,905
on suspicion
of procuring the execution
783
00:43:37,945 --> 00:43:39,665
of a valuable security by deception.
784
00:43:39,705 --> 00:43:41,105
You do not have to say anything...
785
00:43:41,145 --> 00:43:45,425
'What you've been told so far
in the case for the prosecution...'
786
00:43:45,465 --> 00:43:49,225
seems to make total sense,
doesn't it?
787
00:43:50,505 --> 00:43:54,825
A man, who didn't particularly
like quizzes, arrived on the show,
788
00:43:54,865 --> 00:43:58,065
behaved strangely and won a million.
789
00:43:58,105 --> 00:44:02,545
So something must be wrong.
He must have cheated. Right?
790
00:44:02,585 --> 00:44:05,625
Your Fastest Finger First machine?
You're not serious.
791
00:44:05,665 --> 00:44:06,785
Uh, it's in the garage.
792
00:44:06,825 --> 00:44:09,625
We'll also be wanting a draft copy
of your book, Mrs Ingram.
793
00:44:09,665 --> 00:44:11,825
My book?
I-I-I... It... It's not finished.
794
00:44:11,865 --> 00:44:14,145
I haven't even spell-checked it yet.
795
00:44:14,185 --> 00:44:15,345
And what about our children?
796
00:44:15,385 --> 00:44:17,345
A specially-trained officer
can stay with them,
797
00:44:17,385 --> 00:44:19,225
while you both are...
No. No.
798
00:44:19,265 --> 00:44:20,785
You are under arrest, Mrs Ingram.
799
00:44:20,825 --> 00:44:25,145
But what if I were to tell you
that it's all utter nonsense?
800
00:44:26,225 --> 00:44:27,265
That the three defendants
801
00:44:27,305 --> 00:44:29,465
who allegedly concocted
this elaborate conspiracy
802
00:44:29,505 --> 00:44:32,225
had never even met?
803
00:44:32,265 --> 00:44:36,225
Something that the prosecution
does not dispute.
804
00:44:36,265 --> 00:44:38,545
That the so-called
significant coughs
805
00:44:38,585 --> 00:44:43,505
are only 19 out of a 192 recorded
throughout the night?
806
00:44:43,545 --> 00:44:49,105
Sometimes on the right answers,
sometimes on the wrong answers.
807
00:44:49,145 --> 00:44:51,905
And that there is no way
of knowing that any of them
808
00:44:51,945 --> 00:44:54,745
even came from Mr Whittock?
809
00:44:54,785 --> 00:44:56,225
Could it simply be
810
00:44:56,265 --> 00:45:00,244
that everyone on the show
was waiting for an attack?
811
00:45:01,825 --> 00:45:04,185
For something strange to happen?
812
00:45:04,225 --> 00:45:06,185
And in walks Charles Ingram.
813
00:45:06,225 --> 00:45:10,945
A, yes, eccentric, but actually
quite intelligent army major...
814
00:45:10,985 --> 00:45:13,705
and his fate was set.
815
00:45:13,745 --> 00:45:16,545
I put it to you,
that this is, in fact,
816
00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:19,425
a series of horrible coincidences.
817
00:45:19,465 --> 00:45:21,985
And that Major Charles Ingram
is completely innocent.
818
00:45:23,465 --> 00:45:26,905
Your honour,
here is the case for the defence.
819
00:45:26,945 --> 00:45:30,265
HE COUGHS
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