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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,320 --> 00:00:05,360 [FOOTBALL CROWD CHEERS] 2 00:00:06,880 --> 00:00:07,080 COMMENTATOR: One or two of the youngsters on The Kop 3 00:00:08,319 --> 00:00:08,879 will have had to hear all about it 4 00:00:10,319 --> 00:00:11,679 from their fathers and grandfathers, the good old days. 5 00:00:11,719 --> 00:00:12,799 Well, they're back. 6 00:00:23,197 --> 00:00:25,317 TOMMY: In the streets where I live, 7 00:00:25,357 --> 00:00:27,476 football is like a religion. 8 00:00:29,076 --> 00:00:32,676 The managers are gods, the players the disciples, 9 00:00:33,436 --> 00:00:36,955 and the European Cup, the holy grail. 10 00:00:40,274 --> 00:00:41,714 What about the followers? 11 00:00:42,634 --> 00:00:44,994 What about their sacrifices and their dreams? 12 00:00:47,353 --> 00:00:49,153 What about the twelfth man? 13 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,593 [FOOTBALL CROWD CHEERS] 14 00:00:54,272 --> 00:00:56,472 COMMENTATOR: The time has come for Liverpool 15 00:00:56,512 --> 00:01:00,151 to play in yet another European Cup final. 16 00:01:03,191 --> 00:01:09,670 Rome, Wembley, Paris, and now Istanbul, May 25th, it's a date. 17 00:01:27,947 --> 00:01:29,947 [CLINKS] 18 00:01:35,226 --> 00:01:39,545 ♪ Hey, Mr Dreamseller, where have you been? ♪ 19 00:01:39,585 --> 00:01:41,305 ♪ Tell me have you dreams I can see? ♪ 20 00:01:41,345 --> 00:01:43,705 Come here! Hey. 21 00:01:43,745 --> 00:01:45,944 Last game of the season, and then-- 22 00:01:45,984 --> 00:01:47,664 We've been through all this. 23 00:01:47,704 --> 00:01:49,904 -Down! Booom! -No. 24 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:52,143 Hello? We're skint. 25 00:01:52,863 --> 00:01:54,703 The only place we're gonna be watching the Cup Final 26 00:01:54,743 --> 00:01:55,783 is down the pub. 27 00:01:56,943 --> 00:01:58,262 I know, I know. We can dream, we can dream. 28 00:01:58,302 --> 00:02:00,222 Come on, our Jamie's coming today. 29 00:02:01,182 --> 00:02:05,461 GERRY: To the match, your Jamie? He never comes. 30 00:02:05,501 --> 00:02:07,741 TOMMY: He said he would, he promised. 31 00:02:07,781 --> 00:02:09,781 ♪ I promise I'll be there... 32 00:02:11,140 --> 00:02:12,140 Jamie? 33 00:02:12,740 --> 00:02:13,860 Jamie? 34 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:17,300 ♪ ...to share... ♪ 35 00:02:17,340 --> 00:02:18,379 Jamie? 36 00:02:18,659 --> 00:02:20,539 Come here, lad. What about the match? 37 00:02:26,738 --> 00:02:28,738 [CROWD CHATTERS] 38 00:02:34,177 --> 00:02:35,377 [EXHALES] 39 00:02:35,417 --> 00:02:36,457 What is it with that kid? 40 00:02:37,616 --> 00:02:38,776 First Kelly to miss home games like this. 41 00:02:38,816 --> 00:02:41,056 He should be busking for money for Istanbul. 42 00:02:41,096 --> 00:02:43,695 More chance of finding Gerry Adams in a Rangers kit. 43 00:02:44,255 --> 00:02:45,775 GERRY: Come on, let's get in. 44 00:02:46,695 --> 00:02:48,215 TOMMY: Hang on, lads, my scarf. 45 00:02:49,575 --> 00:02:50,574 Thanks, mate. 46 00:02:52,094 --> 00:02:54,014 Come and get your programme. Five pounds for your programme. 47 00:02:55,054 --> 00:02:57,013 Get your programme. 48 00:02:59,933 --> 00:03:03,332 Programme, programme. Come and get your programme. 49 00:03:03,372 --> 00:03:06,052 Gerry, I saw this old fella. He looked just like my granddad. 50 00:03:06,092 --> 00:03:08,212 Shush, Tommy, the team's coming on. 51 00:03:08,252 --> 00:03:12,051 [WILD CHEERING] 52 00:03:12,091 --> 00:03:14,931 [ALL CHANT] We love you, Liverpool, we do! 53 00:03:14,971 --> 00:03:17,130 We love you, Liverpool, we do! 54 00:03:17,170 --> 00:03:19,810 TOMMY: When I was a kid, he was choir master to The Kop. 55 00:03:20,410 --> 00:03:22,409 He taught me that when the chips are down, 56 00:03:22,449 --> 00:03:24,209 you sing your heart out. 57 00:03:25,009 --> 00:03:29,448 [ALL CHANT] Liverpool, Liverpool, 58 00:03:29,488 --> 00:03:31,488 Liverpool! 59 00:03:43,846 --> 00:03:45,766 Our Jamie thinks I'm a muppet. 60 00:03:46,526 --> 00:03:49,965 [SIGHS] I failed him cos I never made it as a musician. 61 00:03:50,005 --> 00:03:52,165 I mean, I was never even really that good. 62 00:03:52,765 --> 00:03:54,405 -It's true. -True. 63 00:03:54,445 --> 00:03:55,804 -True. -True. 64 00:03:57,924 --> 00:03:59,004 J! 65 00:03:59,684 --> 00:04:01,363 -Sorry, Dad, I've been rehearsing. 66 00:04:01,403 --> 00:04:02,483 -I've got a gig. -Gig? 67 00:04:03,843 --> 00:04:06,363 That's great. Your music's really taking off for you. 68 00:04:06,403 --> 00:04:09,362 Yeah, it's going good. I'll catch you later, yeah? 69 00:04:14,361 --> 00:04:16,401 -MAN: Give us a song, Tommy. -Yeah, yeah, 70 00:04:16,441 --> 00:04:17,601 save it for Istanbul. 71 00:04:17,881 --> 00:04:20,161 -MAN: Bring your earplugs, lads. -[MEN LAUGH] 72 00:04:20,201 --> 00:04:21,280 Istanbul? 73 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:24,640 -I mean I'd love to go. -Would you? 74 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:27,000 Yeah, the Bosphorus, the Blue Mosque, 75 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,239 home of the Ottoman Empire. 76 00:04:28,279 --> 00:04:29,639 The birthplace of the kebab. 77 00:04:31,319 --> 00:04:33,239 -Are you two going? -Yeah. 78 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:35,318 Yeah, we're going. Of course we're going. 79 00:04:35,358 --> 00:04:36,998 -Are we? -Yes, we are. 80 00:04:37,038 --> 00:04:38,478 Your Joe will be made up. 81 00:04:40,158 --> 00:04:42,077 Yeah, I think he will, yeah. 82 00:04:42,117 --> 00:04:45,877 So, er, do you wanna come, Jamie? 83 00:04:47,836 --> 00:04:49,316 What, for real? 84 00:04:50,916 --> 00:04:52,236 Are you really going? 85 00:04:54,235 --> 00:04:56,835 Yeah. That'd be great, yeah. 86 00:04:56,875 --> 00:05:00,594 Great. Look, I'll get the beers in, you get the table, 87 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,474 tell me everything you know about Istanbul. 88 00:05:02,514 --> 00:05:03,634 Lads? 89 00:05:05,154 --> 00:05:06,313 He's coming. 90 00:05:07,153 --> 00:05:08,713 What the hell are you playing at? 91 00:05:09,553 --> 00:05:11,033 I've got a genius plan. 92 00:05:14,632 --> 00:05:15,992 Genius plan? 93 00:05:16,792 --> 00:05:18,912 -Where do you get money from? -Cashpoint? 94 00:05:18,952 --> 00:05:21,031 -When you haven't got any. -Rob a bank? 95 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,951 -Good idea, but no. -What then? 96 00:05:23,831 --> 00:05:26,030 Tony "The Bomb" Fitz. 97 00:05:27,070 --> 00:05:28,830 -Tony the loan shark? -Correct. 98 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,550 Who kills people if they don't pay up? 99 00:05:30,590 --> 00:05:31,990 -Bingo. -Who me and you 100 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:34,029 -still owe money to? -That's the fella. 101 00:05:34,069 --> 00:05:37,109 -What's genius about that? -Element of surprise. 102 00:05:37,149 --> 00:05:39,388 He'd never be expecting us to ask for more. 103 00:05:39,428 --> 00:05:41,668 You'd have to be a right numpty to do that. 104 00:05:41,708 --> 00:05:43,068 Oh. 105 00:05:43,108 --> 00:05:45,467 -Istanbul here we come. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 106 00:05:45,507 --> 00:05:47,587 Whatever you do, don't mention Istanbul. 107 00:05:48,307 --> 00:05:50,707 He hates football. He'll have our cabs. 108 00:05:51,547 --> 00:05:53,266 My lips are sealed, Tommy. 109 00:05:58,505 --> 00:06:01,385 Look who is it. Tom and bleedin' Gerry. 110 00:06:02,025 --> 00:06:03,305 Cut to the chase. 111 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:07,304 Yous two owe me money - and now you're begging for more. 112 00:06:07,344 --> 00:06:09,264 Tony, come on, it's only two weeks, 113 00:06:09,304 --> 00:06:11,144 just so we can get to Istanbul. 114 00:06:13,183 --> 00:06:15,143 Did you just... Did he just say Istanbul? 115 00:06:15,183 --> 00:06:16,503 -I don't think he did. -I think he did. 116 00:06:16,543 --> 00:06:18,702 -I don't think he did. -I think he did. 117 00:06:18,742 --> 00:06:20,382 -Did you just say Istanbul? -I don't think I did. 118 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,662 He doesn't think he did. 119 00:06:23,862 --> 00:06:25,021 Get outside! 120 00:06:26,221 --> 00:06:28,061 I told you not to mention Istanbul. 121 00:06:28,101 --> 00:06:30,700 -I know. -"My lips are sealed." Get out. 122 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:34,580 [CAR HORN] 123 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:37,459 -Oi! -He's coming, he's coming. 124 00:06:37,499 --> 00:06:40,859 No more Istanbul, no phoney excuses, 125 00:06:40,899 --> 00:06:42,179 no part-payments, 126 00:06:42,459 --> 00:06:44,778 and no treating me like John Gotti's blow-up doll. 127 00:06:45,578 --> 00:06:46,698 Like Tony Soprano. 128 00:06:47,618 --> 00:06:49,258 [GUITAR STRINGS TWANG] 129 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:51,977 You've got two weeks, tops, or them cabs are mine. 130 00:06:53,457 --> 00:06:55,177 Comprende?Eh? 131 00:07:02,616 --> 00:07:04,295 It's the end of the road, Tommy. 132 00:07:05,295 --> 00:07:08,335 And we're taxi drivers, so what do we do? 133 00:07:10,614 --> 00:07:12,494 -Have another brew? -No. 134 00:07:12,534 --> 00:07:16,213 We make a U-turn and we sell Tony the devil's trinkets. 135 00:07:16,253 --> 00:07:19,893 No way. They stay hidden. We're gonna get arrested. 136 00:07:19,933 --> 00:07:23,052 That's a chance we have to take. Look, we owe our sons. 137 00:07:23,892 --> 00:07:26,932 Tony is not gonna take 'em off us, is he? 138 00:07:26,972 --> 00:07:29,891 True. But he might take 'em off my Carmella. 139 00:07:32,131 --> 00:07:33,611 GERRY: But can you trust her? 140 00:07:34,371 --> 00:07:37,290 TOMMY: With three ex-wives who all left me for footballers, 141 00:07:39,370 --> 00:07:40,370 no. 142 00:07:41,370 --> 00:07:42,649 -Hi, Carmella. -Hiya, Robbie. 143 00:07:42,689 --> 00:07:44,169 -Got a football for you. -Thanks. 144 00:07:44,209 --> 00:07:45,609 -For charity. -I appreciate it. 145 00:07:45,649 --> 00:07:47,769 -The kids will be made up. -Good. 146 00:07:47,809 --> 00:07:49,728 -Wanna come in for a coffee? -I'd love to but, 147 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:53,368 -I've heard what you're like. -Don't be silly, you're a flirt. 148 00:07:53,408 --> 00:07:55,847 -I'd better go. -Give us a kiss. See you later. 149 00:07:55,887 --> 00:07:58,127 -See you later. -OK. I'll see you later, bye. 150 00:07:58,167 --> 00:07:59,887 -See you later. -Bye. 151 00:07:59,927 --> 00:08:01,726 -Don't be a stranger. -Any time. 152 00:08:01,766 --> 00:08:03,086 OK. Bye. 153 00:08:04,566 --> 00:08:05,886 GERRY: So our lives are in the hands of Carmella? 154 00:08:08,405 --> 00:08:11,965 More importantly, she's our last chance to get to Istanbul. 155 00:08:15,764 --> 00:08:17,604 [CAR ENGINE RATTLES] 156 00:08:21,203 --> 00:08:22,723 Alright, Rushie, alright, Dixie? 157 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:25,083 Tommy, why don't you ever call us our real names? 158 00:08:25,123 --> 00:08:26,363 Like Dixie Dean and Ian Rush, 159 00:08:26,403 --> 00:08:27,802 you'll be famous footballers one day. 160 00:08:27,842 --> 00:08:29,962 All they ever talk about round here is you. 161 00:08:30,002 --> 00:08:31,562 I'd love to be thatfamous. 162 00:08:31,602 --> 00:08:34,361 Me? What do they all talk about, like? 163 00:08:34,401 --> 00:08:36,321 About players shagging your missus. 164 00:08:39,441 --> 00:08:41,440 [CHILDREN GIGGLE] 165 00:08:46,160 --> 00:08:48,239 Tommy, come on, I'm gonna be late. 166 00:08:48,759 --> 00:08:51,999 Tony's short-staffed. He said he needs a barmaid with experience. 167 00:08:52,039 --> 00:08:53,359 I'll bet he does. 168 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:56,198 [BLOWS] 169 00:08:56,918 --> 00:08:58,278 Buried treasure. 170 00:09:01,477 --> 00:09:02,877 The real McCoy. 171 00:09:04,517 --> 00:09:06,277 The devil's trinkets. 172 00:09:07,236 --> 00:09:10,916 Which makes you, my love, the perfect girl to sell them. 173 00:09:11,956 --> 00:09:13,955 [SALSA MUSIC PLAYING] 174 00:09:25,993 --> 00:09:27,593 That birthmark on your arse, 175 00:09:30,073 --> 00:09:31,313 it looks like Spain. 176 00:09:31,553 --> 00:09:33,792 Tommy says it reminds him of Xabi Alonso. 177 00:09:33,832 --> 00:09:36,752 All it reminds me of is where we'll live 178 00:09:36,792 --> 00:09:38,072 when I've got enough dough. 179 00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,071 Do you wanna make some real money? 180 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:49,870 Sell these. 181 00:09:51,430 --> 00:09:54,229 -What are they? -Hitler's cufflinks. 182 00:09:55,789 --> 00:09:58,588 -Hitler's cufflinks? -Hitler's bleedin' cufflinks. 183 00:10:04,228 --> 00:10:05,267 [PULLS HANDBRAKE] 184 00:10:09,707 --> 00:10:10,947 TONY: Hurry up, will ya? 185 00:10:12,626 --> 00:10:14,946 No, no, no, no, no. You wait outside. 186 00:10:15,666 --> 00:10:17,866 -You wait outside. -[SHOP BELL TINKLES] 187 00:10:17,906 --> 00:10:19,905 -See you in a minute. -[EXHALES] 188 00:10:27,704 --> 00:10:28,984 What do you reckon, Abe? 189 00:10:29,664 --> 00:10:31,103 Come on, are they real or what? 190 00:10:31,623 --> 00:10:34,823 [WAGNER: "RIDE OF THE VALKYRIES" PLAYS IN BACKGROUND] 191 00:10:34,863 --> 00:10:36,143 How much? Come on. 192 00:10:40,062 --> 00:10:41,502 Three-hundred K. 193 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:48,021 -Three-hundred K? -Yes, three-hundred K. 194 00:10:50,820 --> 00:10:52,060 Why the face? 195 00:10:58,659 --> 00:10:59,779 Alright, alright. 196 00:11:00,579 --> 00:11:01,859 For God's sake. 197 00:11:10,297 --> 00:11:12,097 Well, go on then, how much? 198 00:11:13,177 --> 00:11:15,537 -Thirty K. -Ohh, you're joking? 199 00:11:15,577 --> 00:11:17,296 -No, I'm not. -[LAUGHS] 200 00:11:17,336 --> 00:11:18,776 And, he's got a buyer 201 00:11:18,816 --> 00:11:20,616 -in Istanbul. -Oh, right. 202 00:11:20,656 --> 00:11:23,775 Yeah, so we'll use Dumb and Dumberas a courier service 203 00:11:23,815 --> 00:11:26,415 to lever a small fortune for myself and... 204 00:11:27,415 --> 00:11:28,495 Me? 205 00:11:28,735 --> 00:11:30,734 Correct, Carmella, correct. 206 00:11:31,374 --> 00:11:32,974 Puerto Banus here we come. 207 00:11:33,014 --> 00:11:35,014 I just love my life. 208 00:11:41,413 --> 00:11:43,412 Unlucky in love times four. 209 00:11:44,092 --> 00:11:46,132 GRANDDAD: Don't worry, Tommy, 210 00:11:46,172 --> 00:11:48,891 look to the fives, lad, look to the fives. 211 00:12:02,809 --> 00:12:04,329 If you ever lose your faith, 212 00:12:05,329 --> 00:12:06,529 look for me 213 00:12:07,489 --> 00:12:08,928 and I'll be there. 214 00:12:11,528 --> 00:12:13,088 [STARTS ENGINE] 215 00:12:16,767 --> 00:12:18,767 [BIRD CALLS] 216 00:12:20,487 --> 00:12:22,886 TONY: So my two clowns will bring the cufflinks, 217 00:12:22,926 --> 00:12:25,486 just give them the tickets in exchange, 218 00:12:25,526 --> 00:12:27,246 but listen to me, Altan. 219 00:12:27,286 --> 00:12:30,445 Take no baloney from Tommy. He can be really cheeky. 220 00:12:30,485 --> 00:12:31,605 Hmm. 221 00:12:32,965 --> 00:12:35,684 To pay them a pittance for treasure worth 300K plus, 222 00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:38,924 that is Jennifer Lopez's bum cheeky. 223 00:12:39,564 --> 00:12:41,403 I'll have the tickets ready. 224 00:12:41,443 --> 00:12:45,003 Tell them to look for a very handsome Alan Hansen. 225 00:12:45,883 --> 00:12:50,682 I'll be wearing a fez in honor of our time in a Frankfurt jail. 226 00:12:50,722 --> 00:12:53,682 The less said about a Frankfurt jail, the better. 227 00:12:53,722 --> 00:12:56,401 You just make sure you tell the buyer 228 00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:57,841 to be ready with the money. 229 00:13:00,240 --> 00:13:02,520 ALTAN: That's not how it works. 230 00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,120 The buyer won't get his hands dirty. 231 00:13:07,439 --> 00:13:10,119 A pair of psychopaths owe him a big favor. 232 00:13:11,679 --> 00:13:13,159 They're getting the money. 233 00:13:16,038 --> 00:13:18,038 Who knows where it comes from. 234 00:13:26,436 --> 00:13:28,156 Naughty boys. 235 00:13:28,196 --> 00:13:32,196 -Are you sure about this, Altan? -Don't worry Tony, they're pros. 236 00:13:33,155 --> 00:13:35,155 [POLICE SIREN ON] 237 00:13:35,195 --> 00:13:38,835 [SHOUT IN TURKISH] 238 00:13:40,234 --> 00:13:43,114 -So where are they, Altan? -[LAUGHS] 239 00:13:43,154 --> 00:13:45,953 Who can say? Held up somewhere. 240 00:13:53,952 --> 00:13:57,272 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 241 00:14:05,111 --> 00:14:07,990 So you call me as soon as the deal goes through. 242 00:14:08,030 --> 00:14:10,670 Your wish is my command, boss. 243 00:14:13,229 --> 00:14:15,469 I'll always remember our saying that. 244 00:14:16,469 --> 00:14:19,148 "There's only one Tony who fits." 245 00:14:19,188 --> 00:14:21,748 I told you not to mention that. We'll talk later. 246 00:14:22,588 --> 00:14:23,628 [BEEPS] 247 00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:26,187 Mwah. 248 00:14:27,267 --> 00:14:28,267 [CLICK] 249 00:14:30,707 --> 00:14:32,706 [DISTANT SIRENS] 250 00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,706 100 percent the Fuhrer's. 251 00:14:36,906 --> 00:14:40,825 Lay it on me. How did a pair of plant pots like you two 252 00:14:40,865 --> 00:14:43,185 -get hold of these? -I'd rather not, Tony. 253 00:14:43,225 --> 00:14:45,224 Loose lips sink ships and all that. 254 00:14:45,264 --> 00:14:46,384 That's correct, Thomas. 255 00:14:46,784 --> 00:14:48,824 How come you know so much about the Fuhrer? 256 00:14:48,864 --> 00:14:52,383 Well, Gerald, I've studied all the wise leaders, me. 257 00:14:52,423 --> 00:14:55,463 -TOMMY: Oh, yeah? Like who? -Al Capone, 258 00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,943 Hitler, 259 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,422 Mussolini, 260 00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,942 Carlo Gambino. 261 00:15:00,422 --> 00:15:01,942 -Who? -I'll tell you later. 262 00:15:02,182 --> 00:15:06,141 On the morning of the game, give the cufflinks to my contact 263 00:15:06,181 --> 00:15:08,141 -and he'll give you two tickets. -Two? 264 00:15:09,221 --> 00:15:12,020 -I thought we agreed four? -Our sons. 265 00:15:12,060 --> 00:15:15,060 Hang on a minute, what do you think I am, a bleedin' charity? 266 00:15:17,099 --> 00:15:19,019 Have a look in the envelopes. 267 00:15:20,819 --> 00:15:25,898 -Ah, it's £500 in each. -Spends, a generous offer, 268 00:15:25,938 --> 00:15:27,178 I'm sure you'll agree. 269 00:15:29,418 --> 00:15:30,657 Knock yourselves out. 270 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:33,537 [TURKISH TRADITIONAL MUSIC] 271 00:15:34,297 --> 00:15:38,136 TOMMY: One night in Istanbul, lads. All our troubles are over. 272 00:15:38,176 --> 00:15:40,296 Ooh! 273 00:15:42,016 --> 00:15:44,215 GERRY: Tommy, you seem fetched up. 274 00:15:45,895 --> 00:15:49,574 Pass Hotel, Taksim Square. We wanna go to Taksim Square. 275 00:15:49,614 --> 00:15:51,334 -Ass Hol. -Pass. 276 00:15:51,374 --> 00:15:53,134 -Ass Hol. -What? 277 00:15:53,174 --> 00:15:55,813 [TRADITIONAL TURKISH MUSIC] 278 00:15:58,613 --> 00:16:00,013 Look at those boats, mate. 279 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:02,612 GERRY: The red one, get the red one. 280 00:16:02,652 --> 00:16:03,772 [HORN SOUNDS] 281 00:16:03,812 --> 00:16:05,812 [ALL CHEERING] 282 00:16:11,331 --> 00:16:12,611 TOMMY: How far to the hotel? 283 00:16:12,651 --> 00:16:13,691 I don't think he speaks English, Dad. 284 00:16:13,931 --> 00:16:16,290 -DRIVER: Turkish. -GERRY: What? 285 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:19,450 TOMMY: How... far... to the hotel?! 286 00:16:19,490 --> 00:16:21,090 DRIVER: Turkish, Turkish. 287 00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:22,689 GERRY: He says he wants a quiche. 288 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:25,689 Wow, look at the size of that train station. 289 00:16:25,729 --> 00:16:26,969 TOMMY: It's a mosque. 290 00:16:28,168 --> 00:16:30,168 Wow, this looks amazing. 291 00:16:32,688 --> 00:16:34,687 Do you know where I can get a kaftan? 292 00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:46,166 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 293 00:16:48,365 --> 00:16:50,365 [OVER TV CROWD CHEERS] 294 00:16:57,004 --> 00:16:58,804 [POLICE SIREN APPROACHES] 295 00:17:00,004 --> 00:17:02,003 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 296 00:17:08,082 --> 00:17:09,322 [CAR TIRES SCREECH] 297 00:17:12,882 --> 00:17:14,881 [BURSTS OVER POLICE RADIO] 298 00:17:21,360 --> 00:17:23,920 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 299 00:17:27,959 --> 00:17:28,999 [DOOR BURSTS OPEN] 300 00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,078 [POLICE SHOUT IN TURKISH] 301 00:17:59,594 --> 00:18:01,354 -Whey! -[HORN TOOTS] 302 00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:05,473 Here we are, lads, look at this. Thanks, mate, enjoy your quiche. 303 00:18:10,913 --> 00:18:12,912 Bag duty volunteer, step forward. 304 00:18:16,792 --> 00:18:17,832 What? 305 00:18:23,671 --> 00:18:27,230 Mumma. Hey, we've come to the right place, boys. 306 00:18:27,270 --> 00:18:29,270 Excuse me, love? Erm... 307 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,629 -Yes? -Room Five? 308 00:18:32,669 --> 00:18:34,389 It's Kelly, party of three for two nights. 309 00:18:34,429 --> 00:18:36,829 -Sure, it's right there. -Damn, my toe! 310 00:18:37,469 --> 00:18:39,108 -Bloody hell. -Sorry. 311 00:18:39,668 --> 00:18:41,828 Hey, lads, check the Keegan perm on her. 312 00:18:41,868 --> 00:18:43,028 Why did you mention him? 313 00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:45,227 I told you he reminds me of wife number two. 314 00:18:45,267 --> 00:18:47,827 Anyway, I think that she's a bit fit. 315 00:18:47,867 --> 00:18:49,147 What, Keegan in a frock? 316 00:18:50,627 --> 00:18:50,827 You haven't got a clue with those National Health glasses. 317 00:18:52,146 --> 00:18:53,706 Hey, these eyes see nothing but English girls, mate. 318 00:18:53,746 --> 00:18:55,106 That's why you married so young. 319 00:18:55,146 --> 00:18:56,146 -What? -You married 320 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,185 -the first one you saw. -[LAUGHS] 321 00:18:58,225 --> 00:19:00,025 Hold on, that's my mum you're talking about. 322 00:19:00,065 --> 00:19:02,025 Sorry about that. Get the bag, we haven't got all day. 323 00:19:02,065 --> 00:19:03,385 Thank you. 324 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:05,824 You're dragging your feet, Gerry. Get in there. 325 00:19:05,864 --> 00:19:08,304 Ohh. There we go. 326 00:19:08,344 --> 00:19:10,104 Hey, it looks alright, this. 327 00:19:11,343 --> 00:19:13,743 JOE: Maybe for a sauna. This place is a dump. 328 00:19:13,783 --> 00:19:16,703 Joe, shut it. Excuse me, love? 329 00:19:16,743 --> 00:19:19,222 Erm, Taksim Square, it's a bit quiet. 330 00:19:19,262 --> 00:19:21,102 Do you know where we can go and get a bevy? 331 00:19:21,142 --> 00:19:23,421 Come on, guys. 332 00:19:26,421 --> 00:19:29,461 [MEN CHANTING DRUNKENLY] 333 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:36,979 -It's the twelfth man. -It's Jabba the Hutt and Chewie. 334 00:19:37,019 --> 00:19:38,939 -Chewie! -[ALL CHEER] 335 00:19:38,979 --> 00:19:41,139 Come on, let's get down to the party. 336 00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:42,818 Hey, look, I'm coming for you, lad. 337 00:19:43,498 --> 00:19:47,378 ♪ We're on our way to Turkey, it's Elvis Presley's birthday ♪ 338 00:19:47,418 --> 00:19:50,977 ♪ We're all dance there, in Taksim Square! ♪ 339 00:19:51,017 --> 00:19:54,697 ♪ Let's all go to Turkey, it's Elvis Presley's birthday ♪ 340 00:19:54,737 --> 00:19:57,016 ♪ We'll all dance there... 341 00:19:57,056 --> 00:19:59,336 Hey, listen, love, somebody's left this. 342 00:19:59,376 --> 00:20:00,896 Oh, thank you. 343 00:20:00,936 --> 00:20:02,295 -JOE: Come on, Tommy. -Come on. 344 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,935 You can clean up tomorrow. 345 00:20:05,255 --> 00:20:07,215 -Let's go. -Hey, you, with me, come on. 346 00:20:07,255 --> 00:20:09,254 Hey-hey! 347 00:20:09,294 --> 00:20:12,774 ♪ We're on our way to Turkey, it's Elvis Presley's birthday ♪ 348 00:20:12,814 --> 00:20:16,333 ♪ We'll all dance there, in Taksim Square ♪ 349 00:20:16,373 --> 00:20:18,213 ♪ We're on our way to Turkey... ♪ 350 00:20:27,172 --> 00:20:28,371 [FIZZES] 351 00:20:29,491 --> 00:20:31,611 [METALLIC SQUEAK] 352 00:20:31,891 --> 00:20:33,131 What a shithole. 353 00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:41,449 I was better off in the bag. 354 00:20:49,528 --> 00:20:51,168 I want a big, fat, juicy kebab. 355 00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:53,448 A big, fat, juicy one, where can we get one? 356 00:20:53,488 --> 00:20:55,527 This way? There's more on that side. 357 00:21:02,446 --> 00:21:04,126 Hey-hey-hey! 358 00:21:06,286 --> 00:21:07,925 Hey! 359 00:21:10,645 --> 00:21:12,485 There's some more here, lads. 360 00:21:21,203 --> 00:21:23,203 Mmm... 361 00:21:24,323 --> 00:21:26,802 [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 362 00:21:27,082 --> 00:21:29,282 [MUMBLES INDISTINCTLY] 363 00:21:30,442 --> 00:21:31,522 [PHONE RINGS] 364 00:21:32,482 --> 00:21:36,521 -I've found them. -[MAN SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 365 00:21:36,561 --> 00:21:39,001 [BOTH SPEAK IN TURKISH] 366 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,079 Leyla! 367 00:21:52,758 --> 00:21:53,838 Thank you. 368 00:21:57,118 --> 00:21:59,118 [CROWD CHANTS] 369 00:22:03,397 --> 00:22:05,117 Right, lads, any trouble with a capital "T", 370 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:06,516 you text the magic words. 371 00:22:06,556 --> 00:22:08,636 -ALL: Yoko Ono. -Yeah, we know. 372 00:22:08,676 --> 00:22:11,716 -Who's the extra beer for, Dad? -To number five, lads. 373 00:22:12,435 --> 00:22:13,435 [CHINK] 374 00:22:14,595 --> 00:22:16,635 Hey, your wishes are bellisimo,yes? 375 00:22:17,315 --> 00:22:19,514 But, the other team will be different. 376 00:22:19,554 --> 00:22:22,154 Oh, a fifth win tomorrow and we'll keep the cup. 377 00:22:22,194 --> 00:22:23,994 Liverpool are history. 378 00:22:24,034 --> 00:22:26,753 Now Milan is the greatest team in the world. 379 00:22:26,793 --> 00:22:28,153 -Hey, hey. -[CHINK] 380 00:22:28,193 --> 00:22:30,673 One word. Steven Gerrard. 381 00:22:31,273 --> 00:22:33,032 -That's two words, Dad. -What? 382 00:22:33,072 --> 00:22:35,432 Yes, Gerrard has heart. 383 00:22:35,472 --> 00:22:38,311 But, tomorrow, when we will lift the cup, 384 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:40,271 Gerrard will join Milan. 385 00:22:40,991 --> 00:22:42,991 Tommy, are you gonna stand for this? 386 00:22:43,831 --> 00:22:44,990 His position, 387 00:22:46,030 --> 00:22:48,430 polishing lady in the trophy room. 388 00:22:48,470 --> 00:22:49,470 Ooh. 389 00:22:49,830 --> 00:22:51,309 That's bang out of order, that, lad. 390 00:22:52,389 --> 00:22:55,269 ♪ Outside the Shankly gates 391 00:22:55,989 --> 00:23:00,308 BOTH: ♪ I hear the cup a-callin' 392 00:23:02,428 --> 00:23:06,627 ♪ Shankly day, I've taken you away ♪ 393 00:23:08,947 --> 00:23:15,186 ♪ But you left the great eleven just before you went to heaven ♪ 394 00:23:15,226 --> 00:23:20,345 ♪ Now there's glory round the fields of Anfield Road ♪ 395 00:23:22,305 --> 00:23:25,224 ALL: ♪ All around 396 00:23:25,264 --> 00:23:27,984 ♪ The fields of Anfield Road... ♪ 397 00:23:29,144 --> 00:23:31,863 See what he could've done with his talent if he'd wanted to. 398 00:23:33,023 --> 00:23:36,463 -He's doing it right now. -[MEN CHEER] 399 00:23:36,503 --> 00:23:42,342 ♪ All round the fields of Anfield Road ♪ 400 00:23:43,821 --> 00:23:47,861 ♪ Where once we watched the king, Kenny, play ♪ 401 00:23:47,901 --> 00:23:49,940 ALL: ♪ And could he play! 402 00:23:49,980 --> 00:23:53,100 ♪ Stevie Highway on the wing 403 00:23:53,140 --> 00:23:56,219 ♪ We had dreams of the songs to sing ♪ 404 00:23:56,259 --> 00:24:01,299 ♪ Of the glory round the fields of Anfield Road ♪ 405 00:24:02,179 --> 00:24:04,898 -ALL: Hey! -[WHISTLING AND CHEERING] 406 00:24:04,938 --> 00:24:06,658 [DING! DING! DING!] 407 00:24:08,818 --> 00:24:10,817 [CROWD CHANTING] 408 00:24:34,334 --> 00:24:35,733 [DOOR OPENS] 409 00:24:38,933 --> 00:24:41,612 -[BOTTLES RATTLE] -Lovely Turkish beer. 410 00:24:43,292 --> 00:24:44,532 Hey! Shit! 411 00:24:44,572 --> 00:24:46,652 You... Phoar... 412 00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:49,331 You frightened the life out of me. 413 00:24:49,371 --> 00:24:51,451 My boss would kill me if he saw me here. 414 00:24:52,331 --> 00:24:53,411 He'd kill you? 415 00:24:54,211 --> 00:24:57,410 So you went to all this trouble just for me? 416 00:24:58,450 --> 00:25:00,810 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 417 00:25:01,209 --> 00:25:02,329 I didn't get that. 418 00:25:03,929 --> 00:25:07,009 I said... you're a handsome man, Tommy. 419 00:25:07,528 --> 00:25:09,488 Cheers. I haven't had nooky for a year 420 00:25:09,528 --> 00:25:11,328 and there's you flashing your Istanbullets. 421 00:25:11,368 --> 00:25:13,688 -What did you say? -I said, um... 422 00:25:14,887 --> 00:25:16,287 I said you're a gorgeous woman, Leyla. 423 00:25:16,327 --> 00:25:17,367 [GIGGLES] 424 00:25:17,927 --> 00:25:21,126 Tommy, Istanbul ladies have a saying. 425 00:25:21,606 --> 00:25:24,446 If a handsome ship is sailing down the Bosphorus Sea, 426 00:25:25,126 --> 00:25:27,565 you should jump that ship if it docks. 427 00:25:29,285 --> 00:25:30,325 Jump? 428 00:25:30,885 --> 00:25:31,965 Yes. 429 00:25:33,405 --> 00:25:36,124 -And I'm that ship? -[SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 430 00:25:38,084 --> 00:25:40,083 This Turkish lingo's dead romantic. 431 00:25:41,003 --> 00:25:42,043 GERRY: Tommy! 432 00:25:45,323 --> 00:25:46,363 Tommy! 433 00:25:47,962 --> 00:25:49,322 We want some ale, man! 434 00:25:52,921 --> 00:25:54,321 Thank you! 435 00:25:55,001 --> 00:25:56,721 Whey! Come down! 436 00:25:56,761 --> 00:25:59,920 -What if I come back later? -No, no, no. Sit down, sit down, 437 00:25:59,960 --> 00:26:01,720 it's fine. Erm... 438 00:26:06,359 --> 00:26:08,719 Yeah, maybe you're right. What about two o'clock tomorrow? 439 00:26:08,759 --> 00:26:11,239 [ALL WHOOP AND CHEER] 440 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,838 See you tomorrow at two? 441 00:26:18,957 --> 00:26:20,437 We'll see you tomorrow. 442 00:26:24,397 --> 00:26:25,436 [SIGHS] 443 00:26:27,276 --> 00:26:28,436 [DOOR SHUTS] 444 00:26:28,476 --> 00:26:30,356 [CROWD CHANTING] 445 00:26:50,713 --> 00:26:52,352 I could just eat dinosaurs. 446 00:26:53,792 --> 00:26:56,112 Hey, where do you think you're going? What... 447 00:26:58,591 --> 00:27:00,511 -Come on, let's go. -Hang on. 448 00:27:02,511 --> 00:27:03,751 What's all that about? 449 00:27:16,629 --> 00:27:20,628 Tommy, I'm worried about the lads out there on their own. 450 00:27:20,668 --> 00:27:24,067 The codeword is Yoko Ono, so don't worry. 451 00:27:24,747 --> 00:27:27,507 And anyway, they're good lads. They're not like we used to be. 452 00:27:27,547 --> 00:27:29,547 [TURKISH MUSIC PLAYS] 453 00:27:31,306 --> 00:27:33,306 [COUGHS] 454 00:27:34,306 --> 00:27:36,026 They're probably at the Blue Mosque, 455 00:27:36,666 --> 00:27:38,225 praying for a win. 456 00:27:39,105 --> 00:27:41,105 [TURKISH MUSIC PLAYS] 457 00:27:45,224 --> 00:27:46,704 In our streets, the only thing that's 458 00:27:46,744 --> 00:27:48,664 ever allowed us to dream is football. 459 00:27:49,304 --> 00:27:52,303 And now, our sons are starting to dream. 460 00:27:53,223 --> 00:27:56,103 -[BLEATS] -[BURPS] 461 00:27:56,143 --> 00:27:59,542 ♪ People around every corner 462 00:28:00,502 --> 00:28:03,421 ♪ They seem to smile and say 463 00:28:04,541 --> 00:28:08,101 ♪ Are you going to Istanbul 464 00:28:08,141 --> 00:28:11,420 ♪ To see Liverpool play? 465 00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:19,059 ♪ Soon I can send you to stay 466 00:28:21,539 --> 00:28:23,418 ♪ Here 467 00:28:23,458 --> 00:28:26,258 ♪ I always will stay 468 00:28:28,538 --> 00:28:32,217 ♪ So ferry 'cross the Mersey 469 00:28:32,257 --> 00:28:35,816 ♪ Cos this land's the place I love ♪ 470 00:28:35,856 --> 00:28:37,856 ♪ And here I'll stay 471 00:28:39,496 --> 00:28:41,496 ♪ Here I'll stay... 472 00:28:41,895 --> 00:28:42,975 Take that out. 473 00:28:44,295 --> 00:28:46,415 Thank you. See, someone appreciates that. 474 00:28:46,815 --> 00:28:48,534 GERRY: He's probably from Ormskirk. 475 00:28:48,574 --> 00:28:50,574 [FOGHORN] 476 00:28:52,814 --> 00:28:54,813 [LOUD SNORING] 477 00:28:56,573 --> 00:28:58,573 [COUGHS] 478 00:29:00,093 --> 00:29:02,172 [BOTH LAUGH DRUNKENLY] 479 00:29:02,212 --> 00:29:03,412 What are you doing? 480 00:29:07,891 --> 00:29:09,571 Oh, I feel well 'ard. 481 00:29:10,371 --> 00:29:11,811 Waaay! 482 00:29:12,451 --> 00:29:14,530 -Ooh. -[SNORES] 483 00:29:14,570 --> 00:29:16,970 How the hell are we gonna sleep next to that? 484 00:29:18,850 --> 00:29:21,409 They sound like two jet skis going down the Mersey. 485 00:29:22,089 --> 00:29:23,969 Come on, you smelly bastard. 486 00:29:24,009 --> 00:29:25,129 Ohh! 487 00:29:25,569 --> 00:29:27,568 -One... -[MUMBLES] 488 00:29:28,048 --> 00:29:29,888 He's, er, sleepwalking. 489 00:29:30,488 --> 00:29:34,447 He sleepwalks? In crusty undies? As Elvis? 490 00:29:34,967 --> 00:29:36,447 ♪ Uh-huh-huh♪ 491 00:29:38,167 --> 00:29:39,807 -Weird. -Watch this, lad. 492 00:29:40,286 --> 00:29:42,726 -[ECHOES] Attention! -I love you, Sarge! 493 00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:45,726 [LAUGHS] He used to be an army despatch rider. 494 00:29:46,526 --> 00:29:48,525 In his mind he's Steve McQueen. 495 00:29:49,285 --> 00:29:52,645 Private Edwards, on your bike and back to your pump class! 496 00:29:52,685 --> 00:29:55,284 -On the double! -Right. 497 00:29:55,324 --> 00:29:57,324 Vroom... Vroom.... 498 00:29:58,044 --> 00:30:00,923 Vrrrrooom... 499 00:30:00,963 --> 00:30:05,283 Vrooooooom... 500 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:11,842 [GRUNTS] 501 00:30:15,201 --> 00:30:16,881 -[SNORES] -Go on, lad. 502 00:30:18,721 --> 00:30:19,920 Private Edwards! 503 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:22,640 Agh! On the double, Sarge. 504 00:30:23,640 --> 00:30:26,159 Tommy, Elvis pinched my motorbike. 505 00:30:27,119 --> 00:30:28,719 Has he been sleepwalking again? 506 00:30:28,759 --> 00:30:30,119 It's handcuffing to the bed you need. 507 00:30:30,159 --> 00:30:31,879 You and those piss-stained underpants. 508 00:30:31,919 --> 00:30:33,998 Hey, they are not piss-stained underpants. 509 00:30:34,518 --> 00:30:36,478 They're my lucky pants, son. 510 00:30:36,518 --> 00:30:39,037 And one day they'll be yours. 511 00:30:39,637 --> 00:30:43,477 I wore them at our last four Cup Final victories, 512 00:30:43,517 --> 00:30:47,076 and they're not coming off until Stevie G lifts the trophy. 513 00:30:47,116 --> 00:30:49,116 ♪ ["LAND OF HOPE AND GLORY" PLAYS] ♪ 514 00:30:51,236 --> 00:30:52,435 Undies? 515 00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:54,155 -ALL: Undies. -Come here. 516 00:30:54,195 --> 00:30:55,555 -Get 'em! -Hey! Hey! 517 00:30:55,835 --> 00:30:58,354 -Dad, pin him down. -Get them off. Get them down. 518 00:30:58,394 --> 00:31:00,394 These are my lucky pants. You'll regret it. 519 00:31:00,434 --> 00:31:02,154 You could park a Harley-Davidson in that. 520 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:03,354 Look, there are 521 00:31:04,673 --> 00:31:06,353 -powerful forces here. -Look at that. They're wet! 522 00:31:07,873 --> 00:31:09,873 [DISTANT CHANTING] 523 00:31:12,072 --> 00:31:14,072 [LOUD CHEERING AND CHANTING] 524 00:31:22,751 --> 00:31:24,750 [PUFFS AND RATTLES] 525 00:31:29,910 --> 00:31:32,269 We're never gonna get back to sleep with that racket, Gerry. 526 00:31:32,309 --> 00:31:36,349 Hey, Mr Electrician, I've got a screwdriver to fix that thing. 527 00:31:36,389 --> 00:31:38,388 [CLUNKING] 528 00:31:42,868 --> 00:31:44,747 Hey, lads, have you seen this? 529 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:47,587 What's a bag doing in there? 530 00:31:54,506 --> 00:31:55,906 Are those stockings? 531 00:31:58,265 --> 00:32:00,465 -Shit. -What? 532 00:32:00,505 --> 00:32:02,705 Tommy, there's euros. 533 00:32:03,584 --> 00:32:06,064 Euros and American dollars. 534 00:32:07,304 --> 00:32:09,903 Look, thousands of them, man. 535 00:32:10,503 --> 00:32:11,583 Oh. 536 00:32:12,343 --> 00:32:14,623 -For... -[LAUGHS] 537 00:32:14,663 --> 00:32:16,662 [ALL WHOOPING] 538 00:32:18,182 --> 00:32:20,542 We're rich, we're rich! 539 00:32:20,582 --> 00:32:22,382 We're rich! 540 00:32:22,422 --> 00:32:24,421 [BOYS SINGING] 541 00:32:26,061 --> 00:32:27,261 Oi! 542 00:32:28,621 --> 00:32:30,180 It's the final tomorrow, I'm trying to get some sleep! 543 00:32:30,820 --> 00:32:32,540 [SINGING CONTINUES] 544 00:32:37,419 --> 00:32:39,419 [SILENCE] 545 00:32:47,858 --> 00:32:49,777 [STIFLED LAUGHTER] 546 00:32:49,817 --> 00:32:52,137 -[ALL LAUGH] -Did you see his face? 547 00:32:54,737 --> 00:32:55,896 Cheers, son. 548 00:32:57,416 --> 00:33:00,656 -Here you are, what's this? -[CLATTERS] 549 00:33:00,696 --> 00:33:01,735 Whoa... 550 00:33:04,975 --> 00:33:07,415 [EXHALES] Right. 551 00:33:08,214 --> 00:33:09,614 Whoever's this is, 552 00:33:09,894 --> 00:33:12,214 they're not gonna be happy when they find it's gone. 553 00:33:13,574 --> 00:33:14,773 What do you wanna do? 554 00:33:15,973 --> 00:33:17,413 Take it or leave it? 555 00:33:19,653 --> 00:33:20,813 Dad? 556 00:33:25,292 --> 00:33:26,532 Let's take it. 557 00:33:27,611 --> 00:33:28,771 Right. 558 00:33:30,771 --> 00:33:32,531 Gerry, it feels like all our days in Europe 559 00:33:32,571 --> 00:33:34,090 are geared towards this moment. 560 00:33:34,130 --> 00:33:36,130 By the time we clean this dump up, 561 00:33:36,170 --> 00:33:39,370 we'll be flying home with Big Ears strapped to the roof rack. 562 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:40,849 Dad. 563 00:33:42,129 --> 00:33:43,249 Are you sure we're not gonna need my lucky pants? 564 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:44,649 Oh, shut it, Dad. 565 00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:47,888 That's gonna be blowing brown smoke for a year. 566 00:33:49,448 --> 00:33:50,768 Jamie, wedge the door. 567 00:33:51,448 --> 00:33:53,008 [RATTLES] 568 00:33:59,127 --> 00:34:01,126 [DISTANT POLICE SIREN] 569 00:34:02,326 --> 00:34:03,326 Come on. 570 00:34:07,405 --> 00:34:09,405 [DOG BARKS] 571 00:34:11,285 --> 00:34:12,685 Meow! 572 00:34:14,724 --> 00:34:18,004 -Dad, where are we going? -Anywhere but here. 573 00:34:23,643 --> 00:34:25,083 Shh-shh, listen. 574 00:34:26,442 --> 00:34:28,722 [DISTANT SINGING] 575 00:34:34,001 --> 00:34:35,961 Hello? Who's up there? 576 00:34:36,761 --> 00:34:38,761 GERRY: I don't like this, Tommy. 577 00:34:46,199 --> 00:34:47,199 Hello? 578 00:34:48,839 --> 00:34:50,079 What is it, Joe? 579 00:34:50,559 --> 00:34:52,478 [MEN CHEERING] 580 00:34:53,478 --> 00:34:54,558 [SIGHS] 581 00:34:55,798 --> 00:34:57,238 There's fans from all over the world up here. 582 00:34:57,278 --> 00:34:59,197 [CHEERING] 583 00:34:59,237 --> 00:35:02,197 ♪ [PLAYS TUNE: "A HORSE WITH NO NAME"] ♪ 584 00:35:08,916 --> 00:35:10,796 Look at them two, in their element. 585 00:35:10,836 --> 00:35:12,715 The great Bill Shankly. 586 00:35:12,755 --> 00:35:16,355 Yeah, I met him when I was a kid, outside the grounds. 587 00:35:16,395 --> 00:35:18,754 Clipped me round my ear and told me get home for my tea. 588 00:35:18,794 --> 00:35:19,794 That's nothing, like. 589 00:35:21,034 --> 00:35:22,274 My three ex-wives all left me for footballers. 590 00:35:22,314 --> 00:35:24,313 -Oh, my god. -[ALL LAUGH] 591 00:35:25,913 --> 00:35:27,193 Remind you of anything? 592 00:35:27,713 --> 00:35:31,472 Yeah, Rome, '77. 593 00:35:31,992 --> 00:35:35,872 The Trevi Fountain, the Colosseum, the Spanish Steps. 594 00:35:35,912 --> 00:35:38,791 -Wow. You were really there? -Yeah, man, we were there. 595 00:35:38,831 --> 00:35:40,271 Hey, where did we sleep? 596 00:35:40,311 --> 00:35:42,311 BOTH: Under the stars in Rome. 597 00:35:42,351 --> 00:35:46,390 In London, '78. Paris, '82, and Rome again in '84, 598 00:35:46,430 --> 00:35:49,590 and now, look, big, beautiful Istanbul. 599 00:35:50,230 --> 00:35:53,669 -Shall we play the song, Gerry? -I think we should, Tommy. 600 00:35:54,629 --> 00:35:57,028 ♪ Oh, Istanbul 601 00:35:57,068 --> 00:35:58,828 ♪ Is wonderful 602 00:35:58,868 --> 00:36:01,628 ALL: ♪ Oh, Istanbul is wonderful 603 00:36:01,668 --> 00:36:04,747 ♪ It's full of Turks, kebabs and Scousers ♪ 604 00:36:04,787 --> 00:36:07,547 ♪ Oh, Istanbul is wonderful 605 00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:09,227 ♪ Istanbul! 606 00:36:11,466 --> 00:36:13,466 [BLEATING] 607 00:36:15,226 --> 00:36:17,225 [COWBELLS JANGLE] 608 00:36:20,225 --> 00:36:22,225 [CALL TO PRAYER] 609 00:36:29,144 --> 00:36:31,143 [BOTH SNORE] 610 00:36:41,102 --> 00:36:42,102 Joey? 611 00:36:43,141 --> 00:36:45,141 -Joe, get up. -What? 612 00:36:54,220 --> 00:36:56,219 [DOG BARKS] 613 00:37:00,899 --> 00:37:02,298 Look at that, man. 614 00:37:03,978 --> 00:37:05,298 It's amazing. 615 00:37:07,018 --> 00:37:08,377 We made it, lad. 616 00:37:15,176 --> 00:37:17,096 Vroom! Vrooooom! 617 00:37:18,096 --> 00:37:19,896 Vrrrrooom! 618 00:37:19,936 --> 00:37:21,935 Ah, not again. 619 00:37:24,895 --> 00:37:27,694 Vrrrrrooooom... 620 00:37:28,134 --> 00:37:29,214 Dad! 621 00:37:29,614 --> 00:37:32,734 Private Edwards reporting for duty, Sir! 622 00:37:32,774 --> 00:37:34,253 Where's the money?! Where's the money?! 623 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:36,973 Dad, Dad, it's here. 624 00:37:37,013 --> 00:37:38,373 Just chill. 625 00:37:39,653 --> 00:37:41,012 That's alright, then. 626 00:37:41,732 --> 00:37:44,332 ♪ ["A HORSE WITH NO NAME"] 627 00:37:49,531 --> 00:37:52,571 TOMMY: To the cup tonight, lads. May the best team win. 628 00:37:53,131 --> 00:37:55,170 So long as they're wearing red, cheers. 629 00:37:55,210 --> 00:37:56,410 Come on, the reds. 630 00:38:04,169 --> 00:38:06,329 -What are these, by the way? -These? 631 00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:07,808 When you look back on '81, Tommy. 632 00:38:08,088 --> 00:38:10,968 At the '81 semi-final in Munich, Gerry was still a virgin. 633 00:38:11,008 --> 00:38:13,487 So the Star Warsgang chipped in for a brass, a prossie? 634 00:38:13,527 --> 00:38:15,607 He was about to do the deed, he's a bit drunk-- 635 00:38:15,647 --> 00:38:16,807 Alright, alright, I'll tell 'em. 636 00:38:16,847 --> 00:38:17,887 You tell it. 637 00:38:18,167 --> 00:38:20,006 -I'll tell 'em, alright? -Go on, then. 638 00:38:20,046 --> 00:38:24,046 Well, it was dark, right, and she put the condom on for me. 639 00:38:24,086 --> 00:38:25,926 And we almost did it, OK? 640 00:38:25,966 --> 00:38:29,205 A prostitute, Dad? And you're telling me you "almost" did it? 641 00:38:29,245 --> 00:38:31,485 -You're disgusting. -He means cos of the drink, 642 00:38:31,525 --> 00:38:33,244 -the old brewer's droop. -Does he shite. 643 00:38:33,284 --> 00:38:35,164 It means cos he started sobering up and realized 644 00:38:35,204 --> 00:38:37,484 he was banging against a huge set of town halls. 645 00:38:38,524 --> 00:38:39,643 Oh, what? 646 00:38:39,883 --> 00:38:41,683 -My own dad with-- -A German tranny. 647 00:38:41,723 --> 00:38:43,603 Who was a dead ringer of Prince Charles. 648 00:38:43,643 --> 00:38:45,323 It wasn't exactly Prince Charles-- 649 00:38:45,363 --> 00:38:46,842 Shh, Dad. 650 00:38:50,122 --> 00:38:52,481 -Where did they come into this? -We dared him to cross the road 651 00:38:52,521 --> 00:38:54,281 to Munich Museum, take Hitler's cufflinks, 652 00:38:54,321 --> 00:38:55,881 otherwise I'd tell the world. 653 00:38:55,921 --> 00:38:58,361 -You blackmailed him? -Definitely bl-- 654 00:38:58,401 --> 00:39:00,040 -Shh. -Didn't think he'd do it. 655 00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:01,240 He told the lads he couldn't find them, 656 00:39:01,480 --> 00:39:03,720 -we've owned them since. -Where were they? 657 00:39:03,760 --> 00:39:05,040 Under the floorboards in your room. 658 00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:06,239 I've been sleeping on a Nazi time bomb? 659 00:39:07,759 --> 00:39:08,959 One that's paid our debts and got us two tickets to the final, 660 00:39:08,999 --> 00:39:10,399 which we're picking up today. 661 00:39:12,918 --> 00:39:17,438 So there's a thousand dollars each, to look for tickets. 662 00:39:17,478 --> 00:39:20,237 Gonna meet outside the stadium at five o'clock pronto. 663 00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:22,757 -Are we all clear on that? -Yes, Sarge. 664 00:39:25,836 --> 00:39:26,996 You bastard. 665 00:39:29,316 --> 00:39:31,315 [BIRD CALLS] 666 00:39:43,074 --> 00:39:45,033 [EXHALES] 667 00:39:48,433 --> 00:39:50,433 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 668 00:39:54,512 --> 00:39:55,592 Hey! 669 00:39:58,511 --> 00:40:00,511 -Huh! -Sorry, mate. 670 00:40:01,551 --> 00:40:04,550 Gerry, this place is a maze. We'll never find the fence. 671 00:40:04,590 --> 00:40:06,590 Tony said to look for Alan Hansen. 672 00:40:07,830 --> 00:40:10,669 Alan Hansen? Alan Hansen... 673 00:40:11,029 --> 00:40:12,309 Alan... 674 00:40:14,869 --> 00:40:16,109 ...Hansen? 675 00:40:22,068 --> 00:40:24,787 Tommy. Gerry. 676 00:40:24,827 --> 00:40:26,387 Altan? 677 00:40:26,427 --> 00:40:27,827 Come on inside. 678 00:40:40,145 --> 00:40:41,825 Check the tickets if you like. 679 00:40:43,744 --> 00:40:48,544 Whoa, whoa. Er... You've got some nice TVs here. 680 00:40:48,584 --> 00:40:50,583 Brand spanking new. 681 00:40:51,863 --> 00:40:53,903 My last stock was stolen. 682 00:40:53,943 --> 00:40:55,023 Take one. 683 00:40:55,622 --> 00:41:00,662 Um... No, not really. I'm OK, thanks. 684 00:41:00,702 --> 00:41:01,782 Um... 685 00:41:02,701 --> 00:41:05,701 These, um... These work? 686 00:41:05,741 --> 00:41:07,541 Ask Tony FitzGerald. 687 00:41:08,540 --> 00:41:11,420 We shared a cell together in a Frankfurt jail. Whoo. 688 00:41:13,420 --> 00:41:16,859 Or, spend the afternoon with me, my friend. 689 00:41:17,379 --> 00:41:18,699 I can show you. 690 00:41:19,939 --> 00:41:21,179 Who, me? 691 00:41:22,698 --> 00:41:23,858 You, 692 00:41:23,898 --> 00:41:25,098 big boy. 693 00:41:25,818 --> 00:41:26,858 Let's go. 694 00:41:28,577 --> 00:41:32,617 There. I think you need these, yeah? 695 00:41:32,657 --> 00:41:34,616 Me? Tommy Kelly? 696 00:41:34,656 --> 00:41:37,256 -You've gotta be joking. -Relax. 697 00:41:38,016 --> 00:41:40,616 Tony told me about your little problem. 698 00:41:41,735 --> 00:41:44,135 Three ex-wives tells a story. 699 00:41:44,175 --> 00:41:45,335 This is Tommy. 700 00:41:46,015 --> 00:41:48,254 Ah, ah, ah... 701 00:41:48,294 --> 00:41:52,454 Ehh, ehh, ehh... Ooooooh! 702 00:41:54,173 --> 00:41:55,773 This is Altan. 703 00:41:56,733 --> 00:41:57,773 Tommy. 704 00:41:58,293 --> 00:41:59,773 Altan. 705 00:41:59,813 --> 00:42:00,812 Oooh... 706 00:42:01,372 --> 00:42:02,412 Yeah. 707 00:42:02,852 --> 00:42:04,292 Ah. Yeah. 708 00:42:04,332 --> 00:42:06,772 Uh... Yeah. Uh... Yeah! 709 00:42:08,691 --> 00:42:09,691 Let's go. 710 00:42:12,131 --> 00:42:13,610 [CHUCKLES] 711 00:42:14,290 --> 00:42:17,090 I feel dirty. I feel like I've been molested or something. 712 00:42:17,130 --> 00:42:19,210 I know just the place, come on. 713 00:42:19,810 --> 00:42:21,809 Bye-bye. 714 00:42:26,408 --> 00:42:28,248 You don't know where you're going, do you? 715 00:42:28,288 --> 00:42:30,288 Erm, no. 716 00:42:31,048 --> 00:42:32,128 Great. 717 00:42:33,247 --> 00:42:35,087 Hey, is it a brothel? 718 00:42:35,967 --> 00:42:37,487 It's better than that. 719 00:42:37,527 --> 00:42:39,526 [TRADITIONAL TURKISH MUSIC] 720 00:42:54,804 --> 00:42:56,804 [RUNNING WATER] 721 00:43:04,563 --> 00:43:07,242 This is like Liverpool's team bath in the '80s. 722 00:43:08,202 --> 00:43:09,482 There's Souness. 723 00:43:10,242 --> 00:43:12,121 -McDermott. -Yeah, 724 00:43:12,161 --> 00:43:14,561 I don't remember Magnum PI being on the scene. 725 00:43:15,321 --> 00:43:17,001 Or Freddie Mercury. 726 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:21,040 Jesus and Mary, agh! 727 00:43:21,080 --> 00:43:23,640 Aargh! Ooh! 728 00:43:23,680 --> 00:43:27,719 [ECHOES] Aaaaaaargh! 729 00:43:33,478 --> 00:43:34,598 So this is how many? 730 00:43:35,278 --> 00:43:36,318 Alright, mates, 731 00:43:37,638 --> 00:43:38,917 we believe you've got two tickets for the Ataturk? 732 00:43:42,517 --> 00:43:43,957 Huh. Barry Manilow? 733 00:43:45,036 --> 00:43:46,316 What's that about? 734 00:43:46,356 --> 00:43:47,796 You said you need tickets, right? 735 00:43:48,756 --> 00:43:50,915 -Come on. -Barry Manilow? 736 00:43:51,675 --> 00:43:53,675 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 737 00:43:56,675 --> 00:43:57,754 [CLEARS THROAT] 738 00:43:58,954 --> 00:44:00,034 The lads have had no luck with the tickets, 739 00:44:00,074 --> 00:44:01,114 they're on their way to the stadium now. 740 00:44:01,154 --> 00:44:03,274 Do you know what, I'm proud, Gerry. 741 00:44:03,793 --> 00:44:05,753 They're finding their own way, like we did. 742 00:44:05,793 --> 00:44:08,473 Yeah, you didn't have to mention the German tranny, did ya? 743 00:44:08,513 --> 00:44:11,632 Stop worrying, Gerry, it's 20 years since the tranny. 744 00:44:14,272 --> 00:44:16,831 Now, right, look, "The Bomb" is getting paid, 745 00:44:17,351 --> 00:44:18,751 your gambling debts are getting paid, 746 00:44:18,791 --> 00:44:19,951 Joseph and Jamie are getting paid, 747 00:44:20,231 --> 00:44:22,231 I'm getting paid, and fifth and finally, 748 00:44:22,271 --> 00:44:23,270 the Reds are gonna get paid 749 00:44:24,390 --> 00:44:25,630 when they lift that fifth European Cup. 750 00:44:25,670 --> 00:44:28,910 Don't you see? It's all in the fives, it's destiny. 751 00:44:28,950 --> 00:44:30,669 BOTH: It's written in the stars. 752 00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:32,869 Yeah, well, I hope you're right about that. 753 00:44:32,909 --> 00:44:34,349 Have I ever let you down? 754 00:44:37,148 --> 00:44:38,188 Fair enough. 755 00:44:50,546 --> 00:44:51,586 Tommy? 756 00:44:54,946 --> 00:44:56,025 Tommy? 757 00:45:00,185 --> 00:45:01,585 [DOOR HANDLE RATTLES] 758 00:45:05,424 --> 00:45:07,384 [LOUD RATTLING] 759 00:45:07,424 --> 00:45:10,943 You alright, love? What are you doing? 760 00:45:12,623 --> 00:45:13,943 Why don't you come in my mate's room, 761 00:45:13,983 --> 00:45:15,222 bring that bottle of champers? 762 00:45:15,262 --> 00:45:16,982 -No. -Come on. 763 00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:18,662 [WOLF-WHISTLES] 764 00:45:19,062 --> 00:45:20,182 [PHONE RINGS] 765 00:45:20,622 --> 00:45:22,621 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 766 00:45:42,058 --> 00:45:45,978 How much to the station? Not the station, the stadium. 767 00:45:46,018 --> 00:45:48,017 [ARGUING IN TURKISH] 768 00:45:51,137 --> 00:45:52,617 What's your game, pushing a woman? 769 00:45:52,657 --> 00:45:53,857 [GASPS] 770 00:45:53,897 --> 00:45:55,856 Calm down, what are you playing at? 771 00:45:58,976 --> 00:46:00,975 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 772 00:46:01,895 --> 00:46:04,375 Are you alright, Leyla? You OK? 773 00:46:04,415 --> 00:46:05,895 Er... I'm... 774 00:46:08,214 --> 00:46:11,734 We were supposed to meet at two o'clock. I searched for you. 775 00:46:11,774 --> 00:46:14,453 Oh, I'm so sorry. I'm sorry I wasn't there. 776 00:46:14,493 --> 00:46:18,293 Look, we'll go for that drink now. I mean at the hotel. 777 00:46:18,333 --> 00:46:20,452 I cannot go straight into the hotel with you. 778 00:46:20,492 --> 00:46:22,932 Well, you go in the front, I'll go round the back. 779 00:46:24,492 --> 00:46:25,492 -OK. -Yeah? 780 00:46:25,812 --> 00:46:28,691 -Yeah. -I'll see you in Room Five. 781 00:46:29,291 --> 00:46:30,331 Right. 782 00:46:34,050 --> 00:46:36,010 You go ahead, there's something I've got to do. 783 00:46:37,690 --> 00:46:40,249 -Are you alright? -Yeah, yeah, all good. 784 00:46:40,289 --> 00:46:42,089 -Two hours, tops. -Are you sure you're alright? 785 00:46:42,129 --> 00:46:44,009 Yeah, yeah, everything's good, get in. 786 00:46:44,449 --> 00:46:46,608 -You're gonna miss the game. -It's alright, mate. 787 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:50,768 Steer clear of the hotel. Steer clear. 788 00:46:54,527 --> 00:46:55,807 [EXHALES] 789 00:47:04,726 --> 00:47:06,525 Psst! Psst! 790 00:47:06,925 --> 00:47:08,925 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 791 00:47:51,958 --> 00:47:53,198 Come on. 792 00:47:54,198 --> 00:47:56,198 [SNIFFS] 793 00:47:59,077 --> 00:48:01,077 [SPRAYS] 794 00:48:06,676 --> 00:48:08,956 Haaaar! Hoo! 795 00:48:14,755 --> 00:48:15,915 [CLUNKS] 796 00:48:17,194 --> 00:48:18,274 ♪ [OVER RADIO: TRADITIONAL MUSIC] ♪ 797 00:48:18,594 --> 00:48:20,234 ♪ [CHANGES CHANNEL: DANCE MUSIC] ♪ 798 00:48:20,274 --> 00:48:22,274 ♪ [CHANGES CHANNEL: ROMANTIC MUSIC] ♪ 799 00:48:28,433 --> 00:48:30,432 [SPRINGS SQUEAK] 800 00:48:31,832 --> 00:48:33,832 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 801 00:48:38,951 --> 00:48:40,191 Leyla, come in. 802 00:48:42,111 --> 00:48:43,670 Why was that guy hassling you? 803 00:48:53,229 --> 00:48:56,428 Your friends... will not interrupt us? 804 00:48:56,468 --> 00:48:58,148 I'm all yours for the next two hours. 805 00:48:58,188 --> 00:48:59,388 Huh... 806 00:49:00,188 --> 00:49:01,228 Wow. 807 00:49:02,068 --> 00:49:04,707 So, I'm only worth two hours? 808 00:49:05,147 --> 00:49:07,307 Come on, it is a European Cup Final. 809 00:49:07,347 --> 00:49:08,587 [CHUCKLES] 810 00:49:08,627 --> 00:49:11,986 Tommy, I'm only teasing you. 811 00:49:12,026 --> 00:49:14,106 Well, keep it up, cos you're doing a great job. 812 00:49:18,225 --> 00:49:20,225 [FIZZES] 813 00:49:26,824 --> 00:49:28,823 To celebrate new friends. 814 00:49:29,703 --> 00:49:33,223 And also Liverpool winning the cup. 815 00:49:33,263 --> 00:49:34,783 A double celebration. 816 00:49:35,262 --> 00:49:37,262 -I'll drink to that. -[CHINK] 817 00:49:45,341 --> 00:49:46,701 [GULPS] 818 00:49:48,580 --> 00:49:50,140 -[GIGGLES] -What? 819 00:49:50,180 --> 00:49:51,940 -Nothing. -[CHINK] 820 00:49:56,019 --> 00:49:58,019 -[GIGGLES] -What? 821 00:49:59,019 --> 00:50:00,499 [CHINKS] 822 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,338 -[GIGGLES] -[CHINK] 823 00:50:03,818 --> 00:50:04,898 [CHINK] 824 00:50:05,898 --> 00:50:06,938 [CHINK] 825 00:50:07,298 --> 00:50:08,337 [CHINK] 826 00:50:20,096 --> 00:50:22,095 ♪ [SULTRY TURKISH MUSIC] 827 00:51:13,087 --> 00:51:15,087 ♪ [CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC] 828 00:51:32,244 --> 00:51:34,244 ♪ [SULTRY TURKISH MUSIC] 829 00:51:36,044 --> 00:51:37,564 ♪ [CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC] 830 00:51:37,604 --> 00:51:39,683 ♪ [SULTRY TURKISH MUSIC] 831 00:51:41,283 --> 00:51:43,243 ♪ [CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC] 832 00:51:43,283 --> 00:51:45,282 ♪ [SULTRY TURKISH MUSIC] 833 00:52:12,118 --> 00:52:13,758 -One thing, Leyla. -What? 834 00:52:13,798 --> 00:52:15,598 You don't fancy any footballers do you? 835 00:52:15,638 --> 00:52:16,918 No. 836 00:52:16,958 --> 00:52:18,157 Thank God for that. 837 00:52:18,197 --> 00:52:20,037 ♪ [CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUSIC] 838 00:52:20,077 --> 00:52:22,077 [FOOTBALL CROWD ROARS] 839 00:52:32,995 --> 00:52:34,995 [DISTANT DOG BARKS] 840 00:52:35,515 --> 00:52:37,514 [CROWD CHANTS] 841 00:52:41,434 --> 00:52:43,433 ♪ [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 842 00:52:46,753 --> 00:52:48,753 [CROWD ROARS] 843 00:52:50,152 --> 00:52:51,672 [TURNSTILES CREAK] 844 00:52:51,712 --> 00:52:54,152 Spare tickets, come on. Spare tickets! 845 00:52:54,192 --> 00:52:56,871 -I know you! -Touting for spares. 846 00:52:58,431 --> 00:52:59,511 We're not gonna get in, man. 847 00:52:59,751 --> 00:53:01,311 I'm having an absolute nightmare. 848 00:53:05,550 --> 00:53:07,150 You like to buy tickets? 849 00:53:07,190 --> 00:53:08,990 Listen, let me deal with this, alright? 850 00:53:10,749 --> 00:53:13,229 -This goes-- -Give you $400 for them both. 851 00:53:13,829 --> 00:53:15,948 -800. -[LAUGHS] 800-- 852 00:53:15,988 --> 00:53:17,828 -Just give him the dollars. -$800? 853 00:53:17,868 --> 00:53:20,348 We're not planning on going to the States, are we? 854 00:53:30,186 --> 00:53:32,146 -Alright. -We're going in! 855 00:53:36,225 --> 00:53:38,825 Police! You come. You come this way. 856 00:53:38,865 --> 00:53:40,945 -Come, come, come. -You two, this way. 857 00:53:40,985 --> 00:53:44,464 -But the game's about to start. -Easy! Joe? 858 00:53:44,504 --> 00:53:46,584 What have I done? Eh, don't break that camera! 859 00:53:46,624 --> 00:53:48,623 [LOUD CHEERING AND WHISTLING] 860 00:53:59,382 --> 00:54:01,101 Got some Turk for Tommy's collection. 861 00:54:01,141 --> 00:54:03,661 -He should be here by now. -Well, he will be here. 862 00:54:03,701 --> 00:54:06,261 Marilyn Monroe couldn't keep him away from all this. 863 00:54:10,500 --> 00:54:12,340 [DIAL TONE] 864 00:54:12,380 --> 00:54:14,459 [VIBRATES AND RINGS] 865 00:54:17,299 --> 00:54:19,899 [VOICEMAIL] Hola. You got through to Xabi Alonso. 866 00:54:19,939 --> 00:54:21,978 Leave message for my amigo Tommy. 867 00:54:22,018 --> 00:54:23,618 -[SNORING] -[PHONE BEEPS] 868 00:54:23,658 --> 00:54:25,658 [METALLIC RATTLE] 869 00:54:33,217 --> 00:54:35,216 [RETCHES] 870 00:54:37,336 --> 00:54:39,336 [SNORES] 871 00:54:41,415 --> 00:54:43,415 [CROWD SHOUTING AND CHEERING] 872 00:54:48,614 --> 00:54:50,414 COMMENTATOR: This is how it should be. 873 00:54:50,454 --> 00:54:54,093 Two of the greatest names in European Cup history 874 00:54:54,133 --> 00:54:56,653 contesting the showpiece final 875 00:54:56,693 --> 00:54:59,692 at the end of another Champions League season. 876 00:55:01,252 --> 00:55:04,132 -[SPEAKS IN TURKISH] -Where's my dad? 877 00:55:05,692 --> 00:55:06,851 Be quiet! 878 00:55:09,131 --> 00:55:11,131 [REFEREE'S WHISTLE BLOWS] 879 00:55:20,569 --> 00:55:21,689 COMMENTATOR: Seedorf. 880 00:55:23,249 --> 00:55:24,569 Pirlo. 881 00:55:33,367 --> 00:55:35,967 Leyla. What did we get up to? 882 00:55:37,207 --> 00:55:39,206 [PHONE RINGS] 883 00:55:40,886 --> 00:55:43,846 The match! It's nearly half-time! 884 00:55:44,246 --> 00:55:46,245 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 885 00:55:56,644 --> 00:55:58,203 Hang on, what's going on here? 886 00:55:59,363 --> 00:56:01,643 Why do you pretend you don't know? 887 00:56:03,203 --> 00:56:05,202 I thought I was your ship. 888 00:56:06,122 --> 00:56:09,122 Who would care for a man who wears pants like these? 889 00:56:09,162 --> 00:56:11,041 They're not mine, they're Gerry's! 890 00:56:16,841 --> 00:56:18,360 How could a beautiful woman like you 891 00:56:18,400 --> 00:56:21,040 just throw your life away like this? 892 00:56:21,640 --> 00:56:23,640 Because I have no choice. 893 00:56:25,239 --> 00:56:26,719 Then I'll give you a choice. 894 00:56:28,919 --> 00:56:30,079 Start again. 895 00:56:31,198 --> 00:56:32,318 With me. 896 00:56:33,478 --> 00:56:34,718 Come to Liverpool. 897 00:56:36,078 --> 00:56:37,917 It's just like Istanbul but the kebabs aren't as good. 898 00:56:39,997 --> 00:56:43,596 And Leyla, whilst you're thinking about that, 899 00:56:46,276 --> 00:56:48,636 can you please move out of the way of the TV? 900 00:56:48,676 --> 00:56:50,275 COMMENTATOR: Great challenge by Maldini. 901 00:56:50,315 --> 00:56:51,355 Huh. 902 00:56:52,835 --> 00:56:53,875 Thanks. 903 00:56:55,875 --> 00:56:58,394 Kaka. Oh, what a pass too for Crespo. 904 00:56:59,674 --> 00:57:02,874 And what a goal that is. Hernan Crespo again. 905 00:57:02,913 --> 00:57:04,633 What does he mean again? 906 00:57:04,673 --> 00:57:06,193 If the first goal was a bit of a shock, 907 00:57:06,233 --> 00:57:07,353 the other two have been stunning. 908 00:57:07,393 --> 00:57:08,553 What does he mean the others? 909 00:57:09,912 --> 00:57:12,912 Liverpool are all but beaten before half-time. 910 00:57:15,472 --> 00:57:17,471 -Untie me! -[METALLIC RATTLE] 911 00:57:19,191 --> 00:57:20,951 We're three-nil down, you crank! 912 00:57:21,671 --> 00:57:22,870 Your life is at stake, 913 00:57:23,110 --> 00:57:25,710 and all you can think about is football? 914 00:57:28,110 --> 00:57:29,829 This is not just football. 915 00:57:31,109 --> 00:57:33,109 This is the Champions League final. 916 00:57:34,589 --> 00:57:35,748 Listen. 917 00:57:36,468 --> 00:57:38,668 ♪ [FANS SINGING "YOU'LL NEVER WALK ALONE"] ♪ 918 00:57:40,508 --> 00:57:42,947 ♪ Walk on, walk on 919 00:57:42,987 --> 00:57:45,027 -♪ With hope-- -Can you hear them? 920 00:57:45,067 --> 00:57:48,187 -♪ In your heart -That's the famous twelfth man. 921 00:57:48,227 --> 00:57:52,546 -♪ And you'll never walk-- -We stick together. 922 00:57:52,586 --> 00:57:54,586 ♪ Alone♪ 923 00:57:55,585 --> 00:58:02,304 ♪ You'll never walk alone 924 00:58:02,344 --> 00:58:07,144 ♪ Walk on, walk on 925 00:58:07,184 --> 00:58:11,783 ♪ With hope in your heart 926 00:58:11,823 --> 00:58:18,542 ♪ And you'll never walk alone 927 00:58:19,142 --> 00:58:24,781 ♪ You'll never walk alone 928 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:31,460 OK, Tommy, 929 00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:34,179 I will help you. 930 00:58:41,218 --> 00:58:43,218 -[CLANKING] -[LOUD BANG] 931 00:58:45,578 --> 00:58:47,577 COMMENTATOR: The half-time score is inescapable, 932 00:58:47,617 --> 00:58:49,777 Milan three, Liverpool nil. 933 00:58:52,937 --> 00:58:54,056 Joe? 934 00:58:54,856 --> 00:58:57,536 Joe... Where? What?! 935 00:58:58,976 --> 00:59:00,255 The police station? 936 00:59:02,255 --> 00:59:03,375 Have you been charged? 937 00:59:03,735 --> 00:59:05,495 FANS: ♪ With hope in your heart... 938 00:59:06,175 --> 00:59:07,294 I'm on my way. 939 00:59:11,534 --> 00:59:14,453 -What did he say? -He's left, he's on his way. 940 00:59:15,093 --> 00:59:16,573 And yours? 941 00:59:20,092 --> 00:59:22,172 It's bad here, it's bad. 942 00:59:22,212 --> 00:59:25,252 Hey. He should play for Liverpool. 943 00:59:25,292 --> 00:59:27,811 -Hey! -Your team has no bite. 944 00:59:27,851 --> 00:59:31,691 Hey! Be quiet, all of you. 945 00:59:32,690 --> 00:59:34,690 [KNUCKLES CRACK] 946 00:59:45,209 --> 00:59:47,208 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 947 00:59:48,168 --> 00:59:50,168 Where is my money? 948 00:59:53,487 --> 00:59:56,407 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] Where is my money? 949 01:00:00,966 --> 01:00:02,046 Leyla... 950 01:00:13,044 --> 01:00:15,924 Hey. You're like Elton John with a new piano, you are. 951 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:22,163 English pound. 952 01:00:23,803 --> 01:00:25,202 You exchange my money? 953 01:00:27,882 --> 01:00:30,721 -[SPEAKS IN TURKISH] -Tommy, Tommy, tell them. 954 01:00:30,761 --> 01:00:32,761 Everything will be easier this way! 955 01:00:34,561 --> 01:00:36,561 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 956 01:00:40,520 --> 01:00:43,360 COMMENTATOR: Milan now play football out of this world. 957 01:00:43,400 --> 01:00:44,959 Nobody could live with this. 958 01:00:45,719 --> 01:00:50,838 Watch your famous team... being beaten whilst I cut you up. 959 01:00:51,278 --> 01:00:53,358 COMMENTATOR: Can't get enough of the ball at the moment. 960 01:00:53,398 --> 01:00:55,038 Three-nil down. 961 01:00:55,078 --> 01:00:58,277 That money gone. There's nothing you can do to hurt me. 962 01:00:58,317 --> 01:00:59,957 Aargh! 963 01:00:59,997 --> 01:01:03,077 -[SHOUTS IN TURKISH] -That's a good effort. Ooh! 964 01:01:03,117 --> 01:01:05,236 [SQUEALS] 965 01:01:05,276 --> 01:01:06,636 Give! Give! 966 01:01:06,676 --> 01:01:08,756 Ohh! Ohh! 967 01:01:10,475 --> 01:01:11,915 Ohh. 968 01:01:11,955 --> 01:01:13,555 Big Turkish fingers. 969 01:01:14,595 --> 01:01:16,954 COMMENTATOR: Shakes his head. It was sloppy, wasn't it? 970 01:01:16,994 --> 01:01:18,034 Gerrard. 971 01:01:19,274 --> 01:01:20,314 Xabi Alonso. 972 01:01:20,954 --> 01:01:22,034 Gerrard away. 973 01:01:25,433 --> 01:01:26,473 Wait. 974 01:01:28,233 --> 01:01:29,472 What are you saying? 975 01:01:30,192 --> 01:01:31,472 What are you saying? 976 01:01:32,232 --> 01:01:34,072 [ECHOES] Pass it to Stevie. 977 01:01:34,712 --> 01:01:37,311 Pass it to Stevie. Pass it to Stevie! 978 01:01:37,351 --> 01:01:39,231 He's passed it to Stevie! 979 01:01:39,871 --> 01:01:41,111 COMMENTATOR: In towards Gerrard! 980 01:01:41,151 --> 01:01:44,790 -[CROWD ROARS] -Yeeeeeah! 981 01:01:44,830 --> 01:01:47,990 Yeeeees! Stevie! 982 01:01:48,030 --> 01:01:50,469 Steven Gerrard gives hope 983 01:01:50,509 --> 01:01:53,469 to all the many thousands of Liverpool fans... 984 01:01:53,509 --> 01:01:55,868 Stevie's God! Stevie's God! 985 01:01:55,908 --> 01:01:58,828 Go on there, Stevie! Stevie's God! 986 01:01:58,868 --> 01:01:59,948 [LOUD THUD] 987 01:02:00,268 --> 01:02:03,267 Yes! There's only one Stevie Gerrard! 988 01:02:03,307 --> 01:02:05,787 There's only one Stevie Gerrard! 989 01:02:05,827 --> 01:02:07,787 COMMENTATOR: Hold on, this could be some ride. 990 01:02:07,827 --> 01:02:11,426 You never know with Liverpool. Good moving again, good length. 991 01:02:11,466 --> 01:02:12,586 Xabi Alonso. 992 01:02:13,506 --> 01:02:15,505 Smicer. Go on, Smicer. 993 01:02:16,425 --> 01:02:18,745 Hit by Smicer. It's in, it's in! 994 01:02:18,785 --> 01:02:23,344 Yeeeeees! Yes! [LAUGHS] 995 01:02:23,384 --> 01:02:26,464 Never say die, Red Men! Never! 996 01:02:26,944 --> 01:02:28,583 Never say die! 997 01:02:29,103 --> 01:02:31,143 -[CACKLES] -[TURNS TV OFF] 998 01:02:31,183 --> 01:02:33,183 Eh, I'm watching that! 999 01:02:39,822 --> 01:02:41,821 -[LOUD THUD] -[SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 1000 01:02:43,381 --> 01:02:45,381 [MUFFLED SCREAMS] 1001 01:02:50,220 --> 01:02:52,220 [GAGS] 1002 01:02:53,979 --> 01:02:55,459 [GASPS] 1003 01:02:59,259 --> 01:03:00,378 Speak. 1004 01:03:01,538 --> 01:03:04,618 Look, I'll tell you everything if you just... 1005 01:03:07,857 --> 01:03:09,297 -[COCKS GUN] -[LEYLA GASPS] 1006 01:03:09,337 --> 01:03:10,377 [SHOUTS IN TURKISH] 1007 01:03:12,097 --> 01:03:13,336 If what, my friend? 1008 01:03:18,616 --> 01:03:20,535 If you just untie me... 1009 01:03:20,575 --> 01:03:22,575 and let me watch the football. 1010 01:03:25,815 --> 01:03:26,974 [SAFETY CATCH CLICKS] 1011 01:03:27,254 --> 01:03:29,254 COMMENTATOR: Liverpool were a beaten team 1012 01:03:29,294 --> 01:03:30,734 in the interval, and now look. 1013 01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:31,934 Now tell me, 1014 01:03:32,493 --> 01:03:33,813 where is my money? 1015 01:03:34,773 --> 01:03:37,333 Gerry's got it there. At the stadium. 1016 01:03:37,733 --> 01:03:39,132 Those skids are his. 1017 01:03:40,252 --> 01:03:41,932 Urgh. Flashbacks. 1018 01:03:42,612 --> 01:03:44,892 My friend, how will we get him here? 1019 01:03:45,931 --> 01:03:47,571 [PHONE RINGS] 1020 01:03:52,410 --> 01:03:54,730 Tommy. Tommy, where are you, man? 1021 01:03:54,770 --> 01:03:55,850 I got a bit tied up. 1022 01:03:57,090 --> 01:03:58,489 I've had to leave the match, man, the kids are-- 1023 01:03:58,529 --> 01:04:00,169 -Do you know the score? -The lads-- 1024 01:04:00,209 --> 01:04:01,489 It's three-two. 1025 01:04:03,209 --> 01:04:05,568 -What? -It's three-frigging-two. 1026 01:04:06,208 --> 01:04:10,168 One more goal, it's extra time. Gerry... Gerry... 1027 01:04:10,208 --> 01:04:11,567 -COMMENTATOR: Carragher. -Hang on. 1028 01:04:11,607 --> 01:04:12,927 In to Baros. He's laid it on. 1029 01:04:13,207 --> 01:04:15,887 It's Gerrard, he was held. He's given a penalty. 1030 01:04:15,927 --> 01:04:17,647 Hang on, it's a penalty. 1031 01:04:19,086 --> 01:04:22,686 Step up, Xabi Alonso, with a chance to equalize, 1032 01:04:22,726 --> 01:04:24,965 yes, equalize, for Liverpool. 1033 01:04:25,005 --> 01:04:27,005 GERRY: Tommy? Tommy? 1034 01:04:28,485 --> 01:04:30,485 Tommy, what's happening? 1035 01:04:31,364 --> 01:04:34,764 Hello? Tommy? Tommy, what's going on? 1036 01:04:35,604 --> 01:04:37,124 Are you still there? 1037 01:04:37,164 --> 01:04:39,083 Tommy, Tommy, what's going on, man? 1038 01:04:39,603 --> 01:04:40,803 [CROWD ROARS] 1039 01:04:40,843 --> 01:04:43,203 COMMENTATOR: Oh, Xabi Alonso! 1040 01:04:43,243 --> 01:04:46,242 Mission impossible is accomplished. 1041 01:04:50,481 --> 01:04:53,881 GERRY: Hello? Tommy? 1042 01:04:55,241 --> 01:04:56,641 Tommy, hello?! 1043 01:04:57,480 --> 01:04:59,400 -Hello, what's happened? -[THWACK] 1044 01:04:59,440 --> 01:05:01,760 Tommy, what's happening? Hello? 1045 01:05:01,800 --> 01:05:04,079 Hello, Tommy, what's happening?! 1046 01:05:04,119 --> 01:05:05,199 Gerry... 1047 01:05:06,039 --> 01:05:08,879 We've done it... It's three-three. 1048 01:05:09,519 --> 01:05:12,358 It's in? Three-three? Bu... Ye... 1049 01:05:12,398 --> 01:05:15,278 Yeeeeeees! 1050 01:05:16,757 --> 01:05:18,917 My God, Gerry, it's back on! 1051 01:05:18,957 --> 01:05:21,917 Yeah, Xabi Alonso. And guess what? 1052 01:05:21,957 --> 01:05:24,996 Liverpool scored three goals in five minutes and 55 seconds, 1053 01:05:25,036 --> 01:05:27,036 it's the fives, Gerry, it's the fives! 1054 01:05:28,916 --> 01:05:32,115 Oh, yeah, one other thing. Have you got the money? 1055 01:05:32,155 --> 01:05:34,315 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've got it here, man. 1056 01:05:34,355 --> 01:05:36,914 Brilliant, brilliant. Bring it to the hotel, now. 1057 01:05:36,954 --> 01:05:38,394 Tell the driver to hurry up, 1058 01:05:38,434 --> 01:05:40,434 cos it's all gone Yoko Ono on me here. 1059 01:05:45,553 --> 01:05:47,473 He's in the taxi, the money's on its way. 1060 01:05:47,513 --> 01:05:48,713 What more do you want? 1061 01:05:49,792 --> 01:05:51,792 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 1062 01:05:58,271 --> 01:06:01,830 Come on, mate! Get a move on, change lanes! 1063 01:06:03,030 --> 01:06:06,230 DRIVER: Istanbul traffic, no way through, no way. 1064 01:06:06,870 --> 01:06:08,709 GERRY: Then I know what I've gotta do. 1065 01:06:08,749 --> 01:06:10,749 ♪ [TENSE MUSIC] 1066 01:06:14,269 --> 01:06:16,268 [REVS ENGINE] 1067 01:06:18,788 --> 01:06:20,788 Whoo-hoo! 1068 01:06:26,587 --> 01:06:28,586 [HORNS BLARE AND TIRES SCREECH] 1069 01:06:29,826 --> 01:06:31,826 -Whoo-hoo -[HORNS BLARE] 1070 01:06:35,225 --> 01:06:38,945 Hey! Don't worry, Tommy, I'm on me way. 1071 01:06:45,424 --> 01:06:48,783 Aaaaaaaargh! 1072 01:06:50,423 --> 01:06:55,502 COMMENTATOR: The full-time score is Milan three, Liverpool three. 1073 01:06:56,062 --> 01:06:59,982 Hey. Your friend, he take so long. 1074 01:07:00,581 --> 01:07:01,861 That's your own fault for building the ground 1075 01:07:01,901 --> 01:07:03,021 friggin' miles away. 1076 01:07:03,541 --> 01:07:05,541 [SHOUTS IN TURKISH] 1077 01:07:13,499 --> 01:07:15,859 [BOTH SPEAK IN TURKISH] 1078 01:07:17,059 --> 01:07:19,059 [ENGINE APPROACHES] 1079 01:07:22,298 --> 01:07:24,338 [DISTANT DOG BARKS] 1080 01:07:24,378 --> 01:07:26,377 ♪ [TENSE MUSIC] 1081 01:07:28,977 --> 01:07:31,657 -Halt. Police! -Shhhh! 1082 01:07:33,736 --> 01:07:35,576 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 1083 01:07:35,616 --> 01:07:37,936 [SPEAKS IN TURKISH] 1084 01:07:38,376 --> 01:07:39,495 [COCKS GUN] 1085 01:07:40,495 --> 01:07:41,775 No funny, tricks, huh? 1086 01:07:47,614 --> 01:07:49,694 -Gerry? -[KNOCK ON DOOR] 1087 01:07:49,734 --> 01:07:51,694 Hurry up, I'm missing the game... Agh! 1088 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,893 [ALL SHOUT AT ONCE] 1089 01:07:56,053 --> 01:07:58,053 -[LEYLA SCREAMS] -[GLASS SHATTERS] 1090 01:07:58,573 --> 01:08:00,892 I'm a dead weight. You're going nowhere, son. 1091 01:08:00,932 --> 01:08:02,812 [SNARLS] 1092 01:08:02,852 --> 01:08:05,331 [SHOUTS IN TURKISH] 1093 01:08:05,371 --> 01:08:07,371 [COCK GUNS] 1094 01:08:12,010 --> 01:08:14,010 Hello. I've got a gun here. 1095 01:08:15,970 --> 01:08:17,970 No, no, no! 1096 01:08:19,369 --> 01:08:20,969 ALL: No, no, no! 1097 01:08:21,009 --> 01:08:23,809 Agh! Carpet burn, carpet burn! 1098 01:08:26,208 --> 01:08:27,448 Grab the pants! 1099 01:08:29,328 --> 01:08:31,327 [CONTINUES SHOUTING IN TURKISH] 1100 01:08:32,007 --> 01:08:34,167 -[COCKS GUN] -ALL: No, no, no! 1101 01:08:36,287 --> 01:08:38,286 -Sorry. -[RAPID GUNFIRE] 1102 01:08:44,006 --> 01:08:46,685 Shit! This is not mine, these are Gerry's! 1103 01:08:47,365 --> 01:08:50,525 -Eat that. -[MUFFLED CRIES] 1104 01:08:50,565 --> 01:08:51,764 Have some of that! 1105 01:08:53,444 --> 01:08:55,444 [ALL SHOUT IN TURKISH] 1106 01:09:02,803 --> 01:09:04,202 [SIREN ON] 1107 01:09:04,242 --> 01:09:05,362 TOMMY: What have I done, mate? 1108 01:09:06,602 --> 01:09:08,202 I risked everything for a lousy bag of money. 1109 01:09:08,242 --> 01:09:10,241 GERRY: And we missed the match. 1110 01:09:11,841 --> 01:09:13,201 I thought I was the one who was supposed to be 1111 01:09:13,241 --> 01:09:14,521 handcuffed to the bed? 1112 01:09:16,161 --> 01:09:17,240 Sorry, mate. 1113 01:09:18,640 --> 01:09:19,800 Forgive me? 1114 01:09:28,839 --> 01:09:30,718 -Eh. -[LAUGHS] 1115 01:09:35,358 --> 01:09:37,357 [DOG BARKS] 1116 01:09:47,796 --> 01:09:49,795 [SPEAK IN TURKISH] 1117 01:09:55,914 --> 01:09:57,914 [DOOR CLANKS OPEN AND PRISONERS SHOUT] 1118 01:10:02,753 --> 01:10:04,713 Prrr... I don't like this, Gerry. 1119 01:10:04,753 --> 01:10:06,913 -This is stir crazy. -[PRISONERS CHANT] 1120 01:10:16,431 --> 01:10:17,591 Argh! 1121 01:10:19,751 --> 01:10:21,990 JAMIE: Alright, lads, keep your hair on. 1122 01:10:22,030 --> 01:10:24,270 Shhh, shhh, shhh. One more song. 1123 01:10:24,870 --> 01:10:27,870 This one's from my dad, Tommy, and his dad, Gerry, 1124 01:10:27,910 --> 01:10:29,269 two Liverpool legends. 1125 01:10:29,989 --> 01:10:31,269 ♪ [TO THE TUNE: "A HORSE WITH NO NAME"] ♪ 1126 01:10:31,309 --> 01:10:34,269 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na... 1127 01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:36,228 ♪ Na, na! 1128 01:10:36,268 --> 01:10:39,068 ALL: ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na... 1129 01:10:39,108 --> 01:10:41,707 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na... 1130 01:10:41,747 --> 01:10:45,147 ♪ On the fifth part of the journey ♪ 1131 01:10:45,187 --> 01:10:47,986 ♪ We had no goal to go 1132 01:10:48,026 --> 01:10:51,186 ♪ There'd be rising debts from stupid bets ♪ 1133 01:10:51,226 --> 01:10:53,746 ♪ And the taxis were going slow ♪ 1134 01:10:54,865 --> 01:10:57,305 ♪ Tommy and Gerry could have given up ♪ 1135 01:10:57,345 --> 01:10:59,985 ♪ But that's not what makes them tick ♪ 1136 01:11:01,024 --> 01:11:03,744 ♪ Tommy brought cufflinks, Gerry wore undies ♪ 1137 01:11:03,784 --> 01:11:06,104 ♪ Now we're sitting in a Turkish nick ♪ 1138 01:11:06,664 --> 01:11:10,183 ♪ You see we went to Istanbul for a football game ♪ 1139 01:11:10,223 --> 01:11:12,903 ♪ And now we're all praying for bail ♪ 1140 01:11:12,943 --> 01:11:15,942 ♪ A bag of money has got me telling a tale ♪ 1141 01:11:15,982 --> 01:11:19,382 ♪ Of how we all ended up in a dirty old jail ♪ 1142 01:11:19,422 --> 01:11:22,381 ALL: ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na... 1143 01:11:22,421 --> 01:11:25,421 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na... 1144 01:11:25,461 --> 01:11:28,700 ♪ Na, na, na-na-na-na... 1145 01:11:28,740 --> 01:11:31,580 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na... 1146 01:11:31,620 --> 01:11:34,339 -That's all I've got so far. -What a song. 1147 01:11:34,379 --> 01:11:36,859 [PRISONERS CHANT] You what? You what? You what? 1148 01:11:36,899 --> 01:11:38,739 [KEYS JANGLE] 1149 01:11:38,779 --> 01:11:42,458 -Dad? -Son. 1150 01:11:42,498 --> 01:11:45,138 -You had me worried there. -Are you alright? 1151 01:11:45,178 --> 01:11:47,137 What took you so long, eh? 1152 01:11:47,177 --> 01:11:50,177 Sorry, Jamie. I messed up, mate, I let you down badly. 1153 01:11:50,217 --> 01:11:51,697 You never let me down, Dad. 1154 01:11:52,417 --> 01:11:54,536 I watched you take over that pub with one song. 1155 01:11:55,336 --> 01:11:57,136 Eric Clapton couldn't have done better. 1156 01:11:57,856 --> 01:12:01,535 And then the way you held court on that rooftop, I get it now. 1157 01:12:02,775 --> 01:12:03,815 Get what? 1158 01:12:05,295 --> 01:12:07,014 That football players get all the dough and all the glory, 1159 01:12:07,054 --> 01:12:08,534 but there's a player more important. 1160 01:12:10,294 --> 01:12:12,373 -Who? -You, Dad. 1161 01:12:13,173 --> 01:12:17,533 And Gerry. All of us. The supporters. 1162 01:12:18,852 --> 01:12:20,132 The twelfth man. 1163 01:12:22,692 --> 01:12:24,332 I'm proud of you, son. 1164 01:12:28,291 --> 01:12:31,131 And, Joseph, you should be proud of your dad too, mate. 1165 01:12:31,171 --> 01:12:32,930 He saved a policeman's life. 1166 01:12:34,170 --> 01:12:35,330 Hmm... 1167 01:12:36,050 --> 01:12:37,210 Hey! 1168 01:12:39,969 --> 01:12:42,769 So, come on, how does your song end? 1169 01:12:42,809 --> 01:12:44,129 I don't know yet, do we? 1170 01:12:46,968 --> 01:12:48,608 [PHONE RINGS] 1171 01:12:49,328 --> 01:12:51,007 Altan. 1172 01:12:51,047 --> 01:12:53,367 -So we're rich, eh? -No, we're not rich. 1173 01:12:54,127 --> 01:12:55,287 Now listen, Tony, 1174 01:12:56,647 --> 01:12:58,806 the money never came, and we never spoke. 1175 01:12:58,846 --> 01:13:02,006 I'm running with the cufflinks. Bye-bye. 1176 01:13:03,486 --> 01:13:04,525 [PHONE BEEPS] 1177 01:13:10,884 --> 01:13:12,364 [RAPS ON DOOR] Carmella! 1178 01:13:13,084 --> 01:13:15,364 -Open the bleeding door! -What are you doing? 1179 01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:16,484 You're gonna break the door. 1180 01:13:17,803 --> 01:13:18,963 It's all gone wrong, they left something in Istanbul. 1181 01:13:19,003 --> 01:13:20,443 -You're joking? -No, I'm not. 1182 01:13:20,763 --> 01:13:23,323 Them two golf balls have cocked it up. We've gotta get off. 1183 01:13:23,362 --> 01:13:24,682 Oh, my God, come in. 1184 01:13:26,562 --> 01:13:28,562 [DOOR SQUEAKS OPEN] 1185 01:13:32,281 --> 01:13:35,321 We know everything. The UK police have been informed. 1186 01:13:36,001 --> 01:13:38,800 But, we don't have need for this piece of evidence. 1187 01:13:40,360 --> 01:13:42,120 Yours, I believe? 1188 01:13:44,279 --> 01:13:46,279 -Underpants. -Thank you. 1189 01:13:48,799 --> 01:13:50,638 [DOOR CLUNKS SHUT] 1190 01:13:50,678 --> 01:13:52,678 ♪ [TENSE MUSIC] 1191 01:13:56,197 --> 01:13:58,197 Sod this for a game of soldiers. 1192 01:13:58,797 --> 01:14:00,877 Did you see Midnight Express? 1193 01:14:00,917 --> 01:14:03,836 Look, whatever you're planning, just do it to me, right? 1194 01:14:03,876 --> 01:14:05,756 I mean, this lot have done nothing wrong. 1195 01:14:07,396 --> 01:14:09,395 [KEYS JANGLE] 1196 01:14:10,795 --> 01:14:11,955 This way. 1197 01:14:14,555 --> 01:14:16,554 [DOOR CREAKS OPEN] 1198 01:14:25,193 --> 01:14:26,273 [CLICK] 1199 01:14:27,313 --> 01:14:28,392 [DOOR SLAMS SHUT] 1200 01:14:28,872 --> 01:14:30,992 You want to watch your final. Yes? 1201 01:14:33,312 --> 01:14:35,511 Er, yes, Officer. 1202 01:14:36,431 --> 01:14:38,431 [TURNS ON TV] 1203 01:14:40,191 --> 01:14:41,590 Enjoy your game. 1204 01:14:42,630 --> 01:14:44,630 Switch off the TV when you leave. 1205 01:14:48,269 --> 01:14:50,909 Lads, it's still three-all. 1206 01:14:51,589 --> 01:14:54,468 COMMENTATOR: And it will be a penalty shootout. 1207 01:14:54,948 --> 01:14:57,668 -It's penalties. -It's penalties! 1208 01:15:01,307 --> 01:15:02,947 COMMENTATOR: It's incredible, 1209 01:15:02,987 --> 01:15:04,987 because that's what Liverpool are tonight. 1210 01:15:05,627 --> 01:15:08,866 It could be one of the greatest football stories of all time. 1211 01:15:08,906 --> 01:15:10,906 [CROWD WHISTLES AND CHEERS] 1212 01:15:12,546 --> 01:15:14,465 Going to be Milan to go first. 1213 01:15:14,505 --> 01:15:16,545 That's a tattoo off Fantasy Island. 1214 01:15:16,585 --> 01:15:19,505 "Boss, boss, the plane's coming in, boss." 1215 01:15:19,545 --> 01:15:20,624 Yeah. 1216 01:15:22,104 --> 01:15:24,544 COMMENTATOR: Here we go. Fingers crossed for Liverpool. 1217 01:15:29,463 --> 01:15:31,663 Serginho with the first penalty for Milan. 1218 01:15:32,463 --> 01:15:34,462 -ALL: Yes! -[CROWD ROARS] 1219 01:15:37,222 --> 01:15:38,902 COMMENTATOR: Not even close. 1220 01:15:38,942 --> 01:15:40,341 GERRY: "Boss, boss, get me on 1221 01:15:40,381 --> 01:15:42,461 the next plane out of here, boss." 1222 01:15:43,701 --> 01:15:46,340 COMMENTATOR: Liverpool are going to turn to their German. 1223 01:15:47,060 --> 01:15:48,060 Come on, the Kaiser. 1224 01:15:49,380 --> 01:15:49,940 Liverpool to take their first penalty. 1225 01:15:49,980 --> 01:15:50,980 Come on. 1226 01:15:52,260 --> 01:15:53,259 Hamann to give Liverpool the advantage. 1227 01:15:53,299 --> 01:15:54,379 Go on. 1228 01:15:55,259 --> 01:15:57,259 -[CROWD CHEERS] -ALL: Yes! Yes! 1229 01:16:00,818 --> 01:16:02,418 COMMENTATOR: Dida can be beaten. 1230 01:16:07,617 --> 01:16:11,577 This is a big, big penalty for Pirlo. Andrea Pirlo. 1231 01:16:12,057 --> 01:16:15,256 -I can't look, Tommy. -It's alright. It's alright. 1232 01:16:21,375 --> 01:16:23,575 COMMENTATOR: Here's Pirlo. He's done it! 1233 01:16:23,615 --> 01:16:25,614 -ALL: Yes! -Come on! 1234 01:16:30,614 --> 01:16:33,253 -COMMENTATOR: Pirlo tried. -It's going quite well. 1235 01:16:33,573 --> 01:16:35,453 COMMENTATOR: ...Cisse, who's got a chance 1236 01:16:35,493 --> 01:16:37,653 to give Liverpool a two-goal advantage. 1237 01:16:37,693 --> 01:16:39,892 Come on, you crazy fool, you can do it, man. 1238 01:16:39,932 --> 01:16:41,292 COMMENTATOR: Djibril Cisse. 1239 01:16:42,012 --> 01:16:44,052 -Two-nil! -ALL: Yes! 1240 01:16:44,092 --> 01:16:46,611 It's in! Back in the game, lads! 1241 01:16:46,651 --> 01:16:47,731 We're back in it. 1242 01:16:49,971 --> 01:16:51,130 COMMENTATOR: ...Rafa Benitez' face, 1243 01:16:52,410 --> 01:16:53,170 there are a lot of smiling Scousers. 1244 01:16:53,210 --> 01:16:54,330 Keep calm. Keep calm, lads. 1245 01:16:55,290 --> 01:16:56,530 Who's this? 1246 01:16:57,769 --> 01:16:59,329 Yeah, the big man. 1247 01:16:59,369 --> 01:17:01,049 -He's gonna miss. -He is. 1248 01:17:01,769 --> 01:17:04,128 -COMMENTATOR: He scored. -ALL: Oh! 1249 01:17:07,368 --> 01:17:10,368 COMMENTATOR: Now, John Arne Riise. 1250 01:17:10,408 --> 01:17:13,287 And if Riise scores, Liverpool are at match point. 1251 01:17:14,247 --> 01:17:16,807 An almost pin-drop silence. 1252 01:17:16,847 --> 01:17:19,366 -Come on. -Here's Chucky! Come on. 1253 01:17:19,406 --> 01:17:21,126 COMMENTATOR: The Milan fans are outnumbered. 1254 01:17:21,646 --> 01:17:24,805 -Oh! -More like the curse of Chucky. 1255 01:17:24,845 --> 01:17:27,645 Oh, don't be daft. No more misses and it's ours. 1256 01:17:28,365 --> 01:17:29,765 I'll tell you what, though, Gerry. 1257 01:17:29,805 --> 01:17:31,684 I wish you still had these dirtbags on. 1258 01:17:31,724 --> 01:17:33,004 I thought it didn't make any difference? 1259 01:17:33,044 --> 01:17:34,284 Just get them on! 1260 01:17:34,324 --> 01:17:35,564 You letting him talk to me like that? 1261 01:17:35,604 --> 01:17:36,603 Yeah! 1262 01:17:37,923 --> 01:17:39,443 -Now get them on, Dad. Come on! -Hurry up, hurry up! 1263 01:17:42,363 --> 01:17:43,602 COMMENTATOR: Kaka is next. 1264 01:17:45,642 --> 01:17:48,002 -Right. -Ohh-ho! 1265 01:17:48,402 --> 01:17:49,482 Help him, Jamie! 1266 01:17:49,761 --> 01:17:51,281 I'm not touching them, he's your dad. 1267 01:17:54,121 --> 01:17:55,681 -Oh! -Come on, Gerry, 1268 01:17:55,721 --> 01:17:58,760 -we need these skinnies on now! -[ALL TALK AT ONCE] 1269 01:17:58,800 --> 01:18:00,280 COMMENTATOR: Two-two in the shootout. 1270 01:18:00,320 --> 01:18:02,080 Dad, get out of the way! 1271 01:18:05,479 --> 01:18:08,359 COMMENTATOR: Prayers being offered to a higher force. 1272 01:18:08,399 --> 01:18:10,398 Come on, son. Come on, you can do it. 1273 01:18:11,638 --> 01:18:12,718 Come on. 1274 01:18:13,478 --> 01:18:16,437 -[FLAPS] -You're not well, Dad. 1275 01:18:17,197 --> 01:18:18,277 COMMENTATOR: It's Smicer. 1276 01:18:19,637 --> 01:18:21,637 ALL: Yes! 1277 01:18:23,836 --> 01:18:25,756 COMMENTATOR: Three-two is the lead. 1278 01:18:25,796 --> 01:18:29,635 What is means is that Andriy Shevchenko must score. 1279 01:18:29,675 --> 01:18:30,955 He must score. 1280 01:18:31,315 --> 01:18:33,795 -Ah, this is it. The big one. -Come on. Come on. 1281 01:18:33,835 --> 01:18:35,634 -Come on, lads. -Come on. 1282 01:18:39,354 --> 01:18:42,153 COMMENTATOR: The weight of the world on his shoulders. 1283 01:18:43,113 --> 01:18:45,953 There'll be no second chances if Shevchenko misses. 1284 01:18:47,273 --> 01:18:50,272 [IN HEADS] Come on. Come on. 1285 01:18:50,312 --> 01:18:52,192 -Save it, save it, save it. -Come on. 1286 01:18:52,232 --> 01:18:54,232 -Save it, save it... -Come on... 1287 01:18:54,272 --> 01:18:55,711 Save it, save it... 1288 01:18:55,751 --> 01:18:57,591 [ECHOES] Please. Please. Please. 1289 01:18:58,911 --> 01:19:02,910 TOMMY: Listen, God of football. Help me one last time... 1290 01:19:04,630 --> 01:19:08,029 ...and I will never, ever ask again. 1291 01:19:08,709 --> 01:19:09,909 Not for me, 1292 01:19:11,949 --> 01:19:13,069 for Jamie. 1293 01:19:13,988 --> 01:19:17,628 JAMIE: Not for me, for my dad. 1294 01:19:27,426 --> 01:19:28,786 COMMENTATOR: He saved it! 1295 01:19:28,826 --> 01:19:30,826 [ALL SCREAM IN SLOW MOTION] 1296 01:19:41,584 --> 01:19:43,584 [WHOOP AND CHEER] 1297 01:19:45,704 --> 01:19:47,623 COMMENTATOR: The European Cup is returning 1298 01:19:47,663 --> 01:19:49,543 to England and to Anfield. 1299 01:19:49,583 --> 01:19:50,583 [WILD CHEERING] 1300 01:19:51,943 --> 01:19:54,022 Liverpool are champions of Europe again! 1301 01:19:55,422 --> 01:19:57,702 An extraordinary night of football, 1302 01:19:57,742 --> 01:20:00,021 with the most extraordinary finish. 1303 01:20:00,581 --> 01:20:03,421 It is going to be a hard day's night in Liverpool. 1304 01:20:03,461 --> 01:20:05,461 Scousers know how to party. 1305 01:20:06,820 --> 01:20:08,380 Liverpool players go to their fans but 1306 01:20:08,420 --> 01:20:10,140 they are in every corner of this crowd. 1307 01:20:10,180 --> 01:20:12,419 They don't have to do very much looking. 1308 01:20:14,299 --> 01:20:16,299 [SIREN ON] 1309 01:20:17,059 --> 01:20:18,779 I don't know nothing about Istanbul, 1310 01:20:18,819 --> 01:20:20,458 I've never even been there. 1311 01:20:20,498 --> 01:20:22,498 [WHOOPING AND CHEERING] 1312 01:20:24,658 --> 01:20:26,657 Get in the car. Don't say nothing. 1313 01:20:29,777 --> 01:20:31,777 [WHOOPING AND CHEERING] 1314 01:20:36,296 --> 01:20:37,976 COMMENTATOR: Liverpool have their hands 1315 01:20:38,016 --> 01:20:40,015 on the European Cup again. 1316 01:20:40,055 --> 01:20:42,575 And this time it's for keeps. 1317 01:20:42,615 --> 01:20:44,815 That trophy isn't going anywhere. 1318 01:20:44,854 --> 01:20:48,334 JAMIE: So there you go. The greatest comeback of them all. 1319 01:20:48,374 --> 01:20:50,294 And as the players lifted ol' Big Ears, 1320 01:20:50,334 --> 01:20:52,173 winners' medals around their necks, 1321 01:20:52,213 --> 01:20:54,173 me and Joe knew what we should do. 1322 01:20:54,213 --> 01:20:56,133 We scrimped together the last of our money, 1323 01:20:56,173 --> 01:20:57,932 got our dads some medals of their own. 1324 01:20:58,332 --> 01:21:00,052 They've been wearing them ever since. 1325 01:21:00,092 --> 01:21:01,412 ♪ ["A HORSE WITH NO NAME" PLAYS] ♪ 1326 01:21:02,892 --> 01:21:04,172 And though I might not have made it into the stadium, 1327 01:21:04,851 --> 01:21:05,971 I'll never forget that day. 1328 01:21:07,211 --> 01:21:08,691 Where I was. Or the people I was with. 1329 01:21:08,731 --> 01:21:11,210 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na 1330 01:21:11,250 --> 01:21:13,170 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na 1331 01:21:13,210 --> 01:21:14,370 Go on, lad. 1332 01:21:14,650 --> 01:21:17,809 ♪ On the last part of the journey ♪ 1333 01:21:17,849 --> 01:21:20,409 ♪ We were heading home on the bus ♪ 1334 01:21:21,649 --> 01:21:24,448 ♪ We'd won Big Ears four times before ♪ 1335 01:21:24,488 --> 01:21:27,248 ♪ So now we're keeping him for good ♪ 1336 01:21:27,928 --> 01:21:31,407 ♪ So let's raise a beer to the Ataturk ♪ 1337 01:21:31,447 --> 01:21:33,807 ♪ The players and Dudek's dance ♪ 1338 01:21:34,687 --> 01:21:37,966 ♪ The master plan was our twelfth man ♪ 1339 01:21:38,006 --> 01:21:40,486 ♪ And Gerry's lucky underpants 1340 01:21:41,046 --> 01:21:44,845 ♪ You see we went to Istanbul for a football game ♪ 1341 01:21:44,885 --> 01:21:47,445 ♪ Where destiny called us again ♪ 1342 01:21:48,005 --> 01:21:51,524 ♪ Three-nil down, the whole world had called it a day ♪ 1343 01:21:51,564 --> 01:21:55,244 ♪ But they hadn't counted on the Liverpool way ♪ 1344 01:21:55,284 --> 01:21:58,283 ALL: ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na 1345 01:21:58,323 --> 01:22:01,003 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na 1346 01:22:01,563 --> 01:22:05,122 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na 1347 01:22:05,162 --> 01:22:07,802 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na 1348 01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:12,321 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na 1349 01:22:12,361 --> 01:22:14,601 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na 1350 01:22:15,441 --> 01:22:18,960 ♪ Na-na, na-na-na-na 1351 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,680 ♪ Na-na, na, na, na 94487