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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,640 Cheers. 2 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:06,480 Mm. 3 00:00:10,040 --> 00:00:11,280 Aah. 4 00:00:16,360 --> 00:00:18,280 LOUD CRUNCH 5 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:20,760 HE CRUNCHES LOUDLY 6 00:00:38,320 --> 00:00:40,000 MUMBLES: Oh, bloody hell. 7 00:00:46,800 --> 00:00:48,680 Put them on the... 8 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:10,320 HE RINSES HIS MOUTH 9 00:01:20,840 --> 00:01:24,600 The rooms are amazing, aren't they? Eh? Have you got a jacuzzi bath? 10 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,400 Yeah. Yeah. Wow. 11 00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:31,760 Can you believe we're getting married, there, tomorrow? 12 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:33,520 Yeah. Um... 13 00:01:33,520 --> 00:01:36,200 Do we really need to stay in different rooms? Yeah, yeah. 14 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:37,800 I know it's stupid, but it's tradition. 15 00:01:37,800 --> 00:01:40,360 Yeah, but if we spend the night together, who's going to know? 16 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:43,320 My nan. She's got a sixth sense. 17 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:44,920 Right. 18 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,440 Drink? Yeah. 19 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:50,520 I need you to promise me... Yeah. 20 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:53,440 ..you're going to get from here to the castle 21 00:01:53,440 --> 00:01:57,480 in your suit, on time, tomorrow, no problems. 22 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:59,240 Yeah, I will. Don't worry. 23 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:03,840 Oh, they've got Scrabble. Fancy a game? In a pub? 24 00:02:03,840 --> 00:02:05,600 No. Not really. 25 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:07,080 Come on, quick game of Scrabble 26 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,160 before we have to go our separate ways. No, I don't want to play it. 27 00:02:10,160 --> 00:02:15,320 Why? Because...it's a pub, there'll be two letters missing. 28 00:02:15,320 --> 00:02:18,720 They've got to do the food, change the barrels, clean the lines, 29 00:02:18,720 --> 00:02:21,560 do the staff rota, clean the floor every night AND serve customers - 30 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,800 who's going to be checking all the letters are there? 31 00:02:23,800 --> 00:02:25,480 There's always two letters missing! 32 00:02:26,680 --> 00:02:30,520 I reckon all the letters will be there. No, they won't! 33 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:32,600 SHE SIGHS I can't handle this. 34 00:02:32,600 --> 00:02:35,240 What do you mean you can't handle it? You're just so optimistic. 35 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:39,680 All right, forget Scrabble, it's fine. Move on. 36 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,320 Connect Four! No! 37 00:02:45,320 --> 00:02:47,440 Because the thing at the bottom will be loose 38 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:50,960 and all the pieces will fall out and we won't be able to relax. 39 00:02:50,960 --> 00:02:53,320 Oh, THERE they are! Oh! 40 00:02:53,320 --> 00:02:54,800 The happy couple. 41 00:02:56,520 --> 00:02:59,840 Isn't the hotel lovely? Yes, Nan. 42 00:02:59,840 --> 00:03:02,360 Are you all right? Yeah. What's up, love? 43 00:03:02,360 --> 00:03:05,000 Just a bit emotional. Oh. Um... 44 00:03:05,000 --> 00:03:07,200 Maybe I should stay with her tonight. 45 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:09,080 Not on your nelly. 46 00:03:10,920 --> 00:03:13,080 Yeah, yeah, I was joking. 47 00:03:32,560 --> 00:03:34,400 HE SIGHS 48 00:03:59,720 --> 00:04:04,480 When you aren't able to relax, just focus on your breathing. 49 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:08,000 Yeah, I know, mate, but sorry to keep going on about this, but... 50 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,720 ..she's not acted like this before, 51 00:04:09,720 --> 00:04:13,240 like, I think she's getting cold feet. Hey, hey, hey, hey. 52 00:04:13,240 --> 00:04:17,120 Come back to me, yeah? Come on. Come on. 53 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:20,720 Find your chi and centre your breath. 54 00:04:20,720 --> 00:04:23,520 Big Daddy Coops is here for you. Hm. 55 00:04:23,520 --> 00:04:25,480 Go on, breathe in for me. 56 00:04:27,120 --> 00:04:28,640 And breathe out. 57 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,560 There we go. Nice big breath in. 58 00:04:34,600 --> 00:04:36,560 And out. 59 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,160 Right, I'm going back to my room cos you're really annoying me. 60 00:04:47,760 --> 00:04:49,320 DOOR CLOSES 61 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:56,720 HE BREATHES DEEPLY 62 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:58,400 COCK CROWS 63 00:04:58,400 --> 00:04:59,880 CHURCH BELL RINGS 64 00:04:59,880 --> 00:05:01,640 KNOCK AT DOOR 65 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:06,400 HE CLEARS HIS THROAT 66 00:05:08,040 --> 00:05:10,360 All right. You all right? 67 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:13,480 These best man duties never end. 68 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:16,200 Here's your suit. Yeah, cheers, mate. 69 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:19,000 Did you get any sleep in the end? Yeah, barely. 70 00:05:19,000 --> 00:05:21,440 Kept imagining Jemma calling off the wedding. 71 00:05:21,440 --> 00:05:22,720 Where would I go? 72 00:05:23,920 --> 00:05:25,880 I'd have to move back in with you. 73 00:05:25,880 --> 00:05:28,760 I don't think I can go back to no door on the bathroom 74 00:05:28,760 --> 00:05:32,120 and you sleep-walking round with, you know, tinfoil on your head 75 00:05:32,120 --> 00:05:34,200 talking about chicken dinners and stuff. 76 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,840 Hey, hey, come here, come here. Yeah. Now, listen. 77 00:05:37,840 --> 00:05:42,360 You stop cutting out that coupon cos it ain't that big of a deal. 78 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:45,360 Yeah? Jemma's fine, yeah? 79 00:05:45,360 --> 00:05:48,000 She's having her hair done now. Come on. 80 00:05:48,000 --> 00:05:49,800 Yeah. Yeah. 81 00:05:49,800 --> 00:05:52,000 WHISPER: There we go. 82 00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:55,000 She was definitely being weird last night, though, Coops. 83 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:57,720 Are you sure she's all right? It's all good. Yeah? 84 00:05:57,720 --> 00:06:00,800 I mean, she was crying just now when I saw her... 85 00:06:00,800 --> 00:06:02,600 ..and when I saw her earlier, 86 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:05,240 but apart from that, she seemed all right, yeah? 87 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:07,280 You're just nervous. You need to calm down. 88 00:06:07,280 --> 00:06:10,400 Do you want to go for a couple of beers, settle ourselves? 89 00:06:10,400 --> 00:06:12,920 No. No, I'm going to stay here, have a bath, 90 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,680 get in my suit and stay out of trouble. 91 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:17,320 Yeah, all right, mate. All right. Um... 92 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:19,840 Crying crying? Like... 93 00:06:19,840 --> 00:06:23,040 Well, yeah, but, you know, it's an emotional day, isn't it? 94 00:06:23,040 --> 00:06:26,360 Her dad was in the bar earlier having a little cry to himself too. 95 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:27,920 Who else has been crying? 96 00:06:27,920 --> 00:06:29,200 Ooh... 97 00:06:29,200 --> 00:06:31,120 COOPS MUMBLES 98 00:06:31,120 --> 00:06:32,600 Have you been crying? 99 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,320 What? 100 00:06:34,320 --> 00:06:35,840 No. 101 00:06:38,320 --> 00:06:40,160 Well, I mean... 102 00:06:41,800 --> 00:06:44,640 It's been a stressful morning, mate. 103 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,440 I had to put a suit on a baby. 104 00:06:55,920 --> 00:06:57,600 That's your best man. 105 00:07:55,280 --> 00:07:57,320 MOTOR RUMBLES 106 00:08:11,360 --> 00:08:13,160 PHONE HONKS 107 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,400 What's up? 108 00:08:26,400 --> 00:08:29,480 Is Jemma all right? Cooper said she'd been crying. 109 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:31,000 Ah, she's all right. 110 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:33,880 She just got a bit worked up that you'd cause some sort of situation 111 00:08:33,880 --> 00:08:37,360 and ruin the wedding. She's not crying, she's fine. 112 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,280 Has she got cold feet? It's all going to be fine. 113 00:08:41,280 --> 00:08:43,840 All you've got to do is get yourself over to that courtyard 114 00:08:43,840 --> 00:08:47,800 in your suit, on time, without any issues. 115 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,080 I will. Good. 116 00:08:50,080 --> 00:08:53,200 Now, I'd better get these tissues over to Jemma. She's run out again. 117 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,520 Right. 118 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,160 Sorry, what? 119 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,160 Oh, oh... Ah. Ay! 120 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:18,200 Oh, no. 121 00:09:20,160 --> 00:09:22,280 HE TAKES A DEEP BREATH 122 00:09:27,360 --> 00:09:28,920 HE PANTS 123 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,960 HE SPITS 124 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,360 Ah. 125 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,320 Um... 126 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,480 Hy! Hy! Huh! 127 00:10:49,520 --> 00:10:52,040 Hi, Auntie. Hello, love. 128 00:10:52,040 --> 00:10:55,880 Um, I think you and Jordan have got each other's suits. 129 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,360 Ah...! LESLIE LAUGHS 130 00:11:00,360 --> 00:11:02,280 Thank God for that! 131 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,040 Um, now, these are a bit wet. 132 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,200 Sorry. 133 00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,240 Little accident in the bathroom. 134 00:11:09,680 --> 00:11:11,400 Um... 135 00:11:11,400 --> 00:11:12,840 OK. 136 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,040 Oh, um... 137 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:18,040 Be quick, then. SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY 138 00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:27,320 KNOCK AT DOOR It's open. 139 00:11:28,520 --> 00:11:30,600 DOOR OPENS CARPET SQUELCHES 140 00:11:30,600 --> 00:11:32,560 Looking good, mate. 141 00:11:32,560 --> 00:11:34,880 What happened here? 142 00:11:34,880 --> 00:11:37,800 Don't ask. There you go. Thank you. 143 00:11:40,040 --> 00:11:43,280 How is she? Yeah, you know, uh... 144 00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:45,560 ..people deal with things in different ways. 145 00:11:45,560 --> 00:11:48,600 Listen, she's going to calm down and be fine. What? 146 00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,480 Look, one thing I've learned on my journey 147 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,880 down the dusty road of life... Yeah, no, enough of that now. 148 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:55,680 I've had enough. I'm calling her. If she's having second thoughts, 149 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:58,600 I'd rather nip this in the bud now. Ah, OK, all right. Yeah. 150 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:16,240 Oh... 151 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:18,120 Jemma, you look beautiful. 152 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,560 This is breaking tradition. 153 00:12:19,560 --> 00:12:21,920 I literally had to wrestle my nan to come and meet you. 154 00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:24,440 Yeah, well, crying every five minutes is hardly traditional 155 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:26,280 either, is it? I know. 156 00:12:26,280 --> 00:12:28,080 I just feel so confused. 157 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,560 This is a massive thing we're doing, what if it's wrong? 158 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,320 What, so you're having second thoughts cos I... 159 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,960 ..smashed a TV and... 160 00:12:34,960 --> 00:12:37,000 ..asked if you wanted to play a board game in a pub? 161 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,800 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 162 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,200 No, it's not you. 163 00:12:44,840 --> 00:12:46,480 Is it cos we can't get pregnant? 164 00:12:47,520 --> 00:12:50,680 Cos we will. No, it's not that, but, look, we're so different. 165 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,520 You're so optimistic and I feel bad because I'm not. 166 00:12:54,560 --> 00:12:56,240 I don't understand. 167 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,600 I can't just hope for the best and let things happen to me in life. 168 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:01,720 Everything isn't always all right. 169 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:05,200 I was convinced you'd get in some sort of calamity 170 00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:07,280 and ruin the whole wedding. 171 00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:09,120 But I haven't. 172 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:11,640 Then, what were all the bubbles coming out of your window? 173 00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,920 Uh, that was a mistake with the jacuzzi bath. 174 00:13:14,920 --> 00:13:16,880 There were so many of them, Leslie. 175 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,040 Look, I'm not a complete idiot. 176 00:13:21,040 --> 00:13:24,480 I don't think everything is going to be fine ALL the time. 177 00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:25,720 Don't you? No. 178 00:13:25,720 --> 00:13:27,280 I mean, I've hardly slept 179 00:13:27,280 --> 00:13:29,920 thinking you're going to call off this wedding, to be honest. 180 00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,280 I just feel so confused. 181 00:13:35,040 --> 00:13:37,760 Well, I love you more than anything. 182 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:41,520 And I want to marry you more than anything. 183 00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,800 But if you don't feel the same way... 184 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,880 ..then you just need to tell me now. 185 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:52,120 You know, whatever you decide, I promise... 186 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:55,080 ..it'll be totally cool. 187 00:13:57,800 --> 00:13:59,880 I'm so sorry. 188 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:03,920 I just got scared that you were going to ruin everything, 189 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:05,120 and now I have. 190 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:08,280 Hey. No, come here, come here. 191 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,280 You haven't... You haven't ruined anything. 192 00:14:11,280 --> 00:14:13,240 SHE SOBS 193 00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:14,680 It's not even started yet. 194 00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,520 I know. 195 00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:24,240 We just won't tell people about this bit. 196 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:27,120 I love you so much. 197 00:14:34,840 --> 00:14:36,480 Let's get married. 198 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:43,200 Leslie, come on. 199 00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:48,120 What is it? Come on. 200 00:14:49,200 --> 00:14:50,880 I don't think I can. 201 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,800 I want to spend my whole life with you, come on. 202 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,800 Please. 203 00:15:05,400 --> 00:15:06,880 I can't, Jem. 204 00:15:07,880 --> 00:15:09,360 I can't. 205 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,760 Why? 206 00:15:16,440 --> 00:15:18,520 I've got my finger stuck in the castle. 207 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:21,880 What? 208 00:15:21,880 --> 00:15:23,400 I've got my finger... 209 00:15:24,800 --> 00:15:26,560 ..stuck in the castle. 210 00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,280 You've what? 211 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:33,080 Right, while we were talking just then, 212 00:15:33,080 --> 00:15:36,040 uh, I found a hole... 213 00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:40,840 ..and I stuck my finger in it - I was just curious, I suppose - 214 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:42,960 and I can't get it out. 215 00:15:42,960 --> 00:15:44,560 Get it out. 216 00:15:44,560 --> 00:15:49,040 I've been trying a while, but I think it's swelling up. 217 00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:51,840 Not today. This can't happen today! 218 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:55,560 Argh, argh! 219 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:58,000 See? We are so close! 220 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,440 COOPER: Here we go. 221 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:03,440 LESLIE WINCES 222 00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:12,320 I have not paid all this money 223 00:16:12,320 --> 00:16:15,320 for you to get your finger stuck in a castle. 224 00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,480 No, no, no, it's just swelling up worse. 225 00:16:17,480 --> 00:16:20,560 It's not actually a castle, it's a Tudor gatehouse. 226 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,120 Told you. Really? 227 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,720 Well, whatever it is, he's stuck in it. 228 00:16:24,720 --> 00:16:27,560 I'm going to my van. We need some power tools. 229 00:16:27,560 --> 00:16:29,160 No. You can't do that. 230 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,400 No-one can touch this wall 231 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:33,280 without a senior representative of the National Heritage present. 232 00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:35,240 But they need to get married now. 233 00:16:35,240 --> 00:16:37,840 I mean, you do have to ask yourself what are old stones 234 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,840 compared to living people? Yes! Yes. 235 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:44,440 Is not the institution of marriage older than any castle? 236 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:46,680 Tudor gatehouse. Please. 237 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,400 I have done a grand on the flowers alone. 238 00:16:49,400 --> 00:16:52,240 I'll go and call them, but it is a Saturday. 239 00:16:52,240 --> 00:16:55,440 You know, I saw this documentary one time about a wolf 240 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:57,880 who chewed off his own arm to escape a trap. 241 00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,840 Do wolves have arms? Well...legs. 242 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:09,080 So your suggestion is I chew off my leg, Coop? Yeah... Mm. 243 00:17:09,080 --> 00:17:10,960 Yeah, I didn't really think about it. 244 00:17:10,960 --> 00:17:12,600 Anyway, I'm off to the bar. 245 00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:15,680 I'm going to work on my speech. Yeah. I might add this to it. 246 00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:17,520 Yeah, you crack on, mate. 247 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,440 Look how many people are here already. 248 00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:21,200 I need to finish getting ready. 249 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,600 Oh, uh... 250 00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:25,280 Everything's going to be fine. I'll be out of here in a minute. 251 00:17:25,280 --> 00:17:28,360 I am going to the petrol station to get some WD-40. 252 00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:31,080 You wait there, Leslie. Yeah. 253 00:17:31,080 --> 00:17:32,600 Yeah. 254 00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:41,880 HE STRAINS 255 00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:51,480 HE SIGHS 256 00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:04,840 RINGING TONE 257 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,920 Hello, what service do you require? 258 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:10,080 Um, hello. Uh, fire brigade, I think. 259 00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:11,560 Transferring. 260 00:18:11,560 --> 00:18:13,320 LINE RINGS 261 00:18:13,320 --> 00:18:15,480 Hello, fire brigade. Oh, hello. 262 00:18:15,480 --> 00:18:19,120 Um, I've got my finger stuck in a castle. OK. 263 00:18:19,120 --> 00:18:20,800 How big is the castle? 264 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:23,720 Oh, um... 265 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:25,560 Yeah, it's pretty big. 266 00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,640 Sorry, I wouldn't like to guess. Is it important? 267 00:18:29,640 --> 00:18:31,600 Could you make your way to A&E? 268 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:34,240 No. 269 00:18:34,240 --> 00:18:37,760 Do you have no-one to drive you? Could you get a taxi? 270 00:18:39,160 --> 00:18:41,000 Right, sorry, I don't think you understand - 271 00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,720 I've got my finger stuck in a castle. 272 00:18:42,720 --> 00:18:44,200 A toy castle? 273 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,840 No, a real castle. 274 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:49,240 There's a hole in a wall, 275 00:18:49,240 --> 00:18:52,320 I stuck my finger in and I can't get it out. 276 00:18:52,320 --> 00:18:54,480 Sorry, is this an emergency? 277 00:18:54,480 --> 00:18:56,480 Yeah. It's my wedding day. 278 00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:58,720 So which castle are you stuck in, please? 279 00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:01,200 It's Bamworth Castle. 280 00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:03,760 Oh, yes, the Tudor gatehouse. 281 00:19:03,760 --> 00:19:06,000 Well... Hold the line, please. 282 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,320 Here he is, the groom! 283 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,400 How are you feeling? Hello? Yeah, great, yeah. 284 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,360 Aw. Hello? 285 00:19:15,720 --> 00:19:17,760 You look lovely. Aw. 286 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:19,760 Aw. 287 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,160 So do you. 288 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,080 Sorry, we thought we were late. 289 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,920 Oh, no, you're all right. 290 00:19:24,920 --> 00:19:26,560 It's running a bit behind. Oh. 291 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,920 So... 292 00:19:30,240 --> 00:19:33,480 Are you coming over? Yeah, in a minute. 293 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:36,160 I'm just going to wait here and... 294 00:19:36,160 --> 00:19:37,440 ..get my head together. 295 00:19:37,440 --> 00:19:40,960 Oh. Aw, OK. 296 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:44,120 See you in a bit. See you later. Be good. Behave yourselves, fellas. 297 00:19:44,120 --> 00:19:45,840 LESLIE LAUGHS 298 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:52,160 Hey, yeah, hello. Sorry about that. Um... 299 00:19:52,160 --> 00:19:54,880 How quickly could you get someone out to me? 300 00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:59,760 Hello? 301 00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:01,360 Hello... 302 00:20:15,920 --> 00:20:18,120 LAUGHTER 303 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,040 LESLIE WINCES 304 00:20:23,040 --> 00:20:25,800 SPRAY HISSES 305 00:20:27,280 --> 00:20:31,760 Here, I brought you a little extra present. 306 00:20:31,760 --> 00:20:33,440 Open it later. 307 00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:36,080 Go on, wiggle it. I am. 308 00:20:36,080 --> 00:20:38,280 I knew something was going to go wrong today, I knew it, 309 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,000 I just didn't think it would be this bad. 310 00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,920 Well, it could be worse. 311 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,600 How, Nan? How can it be worse than this? 312 00:20:44,600 --> 00:20:46,000 Chris, I can't hold it any longer. 313 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,120 You're going to have to get me something to wee in. 314 00:20:48,120 --> 00:20:50,640 Oh, good, that's how. Great. 315 00:20:50,640 --> 00:20:52,640 I reckon it's going to be fine, Jem. 316 00:20:52,640 --> 00:20:54,280 We might get in the paper. 317 00:20:54,280 --> 00:20:56,560 Look how beautiful it looks. 318 00:20:56,560 --> 00:20:59,280 Oh, come on, don't start crying again. 319 00:20:59,280 --> 00:21:02,360 Well, I'm marrying a man who's got his finger stuck in a castle, Nan, 320 00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:04,920 and if the person from the National Heritage doesn't turn up, 321 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,440 I might not even be doing that. 322 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:08,080 It's a Tudor gatehouse. 323 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,400 Oh, thank you. 324 00:21:09,400 --> 00:21:11,680 Right, if we can't get him to the wedding, 325 00:21:11,680 --> 00:21:13,360 we'll have to bring the wedding to him. 326 00:21:13,360 --> 00:21:17,480 OK? We can move it all over if every single one of us carries something. 327 00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:20,120 Yes, except for you, Leslie. 328 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:06,120 # Let me take you by the hand, lady 329 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:10,640 # You don't have to walk alone 330 00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:17,120 # If I fall behind, keep going, I'll catch you 331 00:22:17,120 --> 00:22:21,240 # You're not solo any more 332 00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:27,520 # Bending round all the places we have been 333 00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:31,760 # Somersaults on funny nights 334 00:22:32,960 --> 00:22:38,760 # We'll look back at this and laugh, believe me 335 00:22:38,760 --> 00:22:42,600 # Dirty windows and long goodbyes 336 00:23:05,720 --> 00:23:10,960 # Looking everywhere for change to save us 337 00:23:10,960 --> 00:23:16,120 # Anything to help us out 338 00:23:16,120 --> 00:23:21,600 # Tea and toast and hanging round the pavements 339 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:26,160 # We're gonna show 'em what it's all about 340 00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:39,760 # Hmm-hmm, hmm-mm. # 341 00:23:39,760 --> 00:23:41,320 And we're done. 342 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,240 OK, get him out. 343 00:23:47,600 --> 00:23:51,320 MUSIC PLAYS IN DISTANCE, PEOPLE LAUGH AND CHAT 344 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,320 How's the reception going? 345 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:02,120 Everyone's having a really nice time. Oh, good. 346 00:24:02,120 --> 00:24:03,800 I'm really sorry about the first dance. 347 00:24:03,800 --> 00:24:06,000 I was looking forward to that. That's OK. 348 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:09,400 I just danced on my own for ages and everyone stared, it was weird. 349 00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,280 Really? 350 00:24:12,280 --> 00:24:13,720 No. 351 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,520 OK. 352 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,920 I'm really happy, Jem. 353 00:24:21,920 --> 00:24:23,360 Me too. 354 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:27,000 Keep still! 355 00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,960 Oh, I don't believe it! Oh! Thanks so much, guys. 356 00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:39,160 Do you know, this wall has stood here undamaged for 600 years, 357 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:40,400 now look at it. 358 00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:41,880 Yeah, well, um... 359 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,600 ..at least there's a story to it now. 360 00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:44,720 What? 361 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,240 Are you aware of the history of this building? 362 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:49,600 All right, chill out, mate, it's only a Tudor gatehouse. 363 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,040 Aw, yeah. 364 00:24:53,040 --> 00:24:55,000 Thanks so much for coming out, mate. 365 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:57,920 I am just taking my apron back. 366 00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:00,920 Oh, I'm so sorry. 367 00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,400 Thank you, though. 368 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:05,440 Right, Mrs Winner... HE CHUCKLES 369 00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:08,120 ..there's a dance floor with our name on it. 370 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,120 I just... 371 00:25:10,120 --> 00:25:12,080 I can't really face it yet. 372 00:25:12,080 --> 00:25:15,240 Can we just go to the pub for one, just you and me. 373 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:19,360 Yeah, whatever you want, babe. Is that OK? Yeah, course. 374 00:25:19,360 --> 00:25:21,040 Listen, mate, whoever built it, 375 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,360 they shouldn't have left a hole in it. 376 00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:26,160 Like, someone was bound to get their finger stuck eventually. 377 00:25:26,160 --> 00:25:27,680 HE GROWLS 378 00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,000 See ya. 379 00:25:29,000 --> 00:25:31,080 WHISPERS: Sorry. I'll just get that. 380 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:32,720 Thank you. 381 00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:39,240 Ay! Ay! Argh! Oh, sorry. I'm so sorry. Yep. 382 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:55,800 There we go. 383 00:25:55,800 --> 00:25:57,240 Cheers. 384 00:26:00,160 --> 00:26:02,280 Ooh. HE CHUCKLES 385 00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:04,880 Here we go. 386 00:26:04,880 --> 00:26:06,160 Oh. 387 00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,600 Mm. 388 00:26:09,720 --> 00:26:11,240 See? 389 00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:14,560 Everything was fine in the end - I told you, it always is. 390 00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,000 You all right? Yeah. 391 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:23,160 Um, I'm just going to nip to the toilet. 392 00:26:25,360 --> 00:26:27,040 Could you get the Scrabble? 393 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:30,600 I need you to count all of the letters. 394 00:26:30,600 --> 00:26:32,160 I'll be back in a minute. 395 00:26:40,160 --> 00:26:41,720 FOOTSTEPS APPROACH 396 00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:48,200 Well? 397 00:26:48,200 --> 00:26:50,840 Yeah, you were right, two letters missing. 398 00:26:52,760 --> 00:26:56,720 Right. I told you. There's always two missing. Yeah. 399 00:26:58,880 --> 00:27:00,160 Cheers. 400 00:27:01,680 --> 00:27:03,400 I don't want that. 401 00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:06,640 Why? 402 00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:08,480 Because... 403 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,440 Because... 404 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:23,520 Your nan got you a vape pen? 405 00:27:24,840 --> 00:27:26,520 No. 406 00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,400 We're having a baby. 407 00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:31,520 What? 408 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:34,760 I'm pregnant! 409 00:27:35,920 --> 00:27:37,520 That's why I've been crying all day, 410 00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,360 before you got your finger in the castle. 411 00:27:40,360 --> 00:27:42,680 My nan just worked it out. 412 00:27:42,680 --> 00:27:45,120 Really? We're having a baby? 413 00:27:45,120 --> 00:27:47,560 Yeah. We're... Oh, Jem. 414 00:27:48,640 --> 00:27:51,640 It's not a mistake? You're sure? No. Yeah, I'm sure. 415 00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:56,160 Oh, Jem. Oh... 416 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,920 We've got a party to go to. 417 00:27:59,920 --> 00:28:02,800 Yeah. Argh! Oh, sorry. It's all right. 418 00:28:02,800 --> 00:28:04,680 Oh... Yeah. 419 00:28:04,680 --> 00:28:06,520 Cool. 420 00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:10,120 Oh. Sorry. No, it's all right. 421 00:28:10,120 --> 00:28:11,720 HE LAUGHS 422 00:28:13,080 --> 00:28:15,640 Oh... Would you wait one minute? 423 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:17,760 I've just got to do one thing. 424 00:28:21,440 --> 00:28:23,760 All right. 425 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,480 Here you are, mate, these must have fallen out the box. 426 00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:37,200 # You can take me by the hand maybe 427 00:28:37,200 --> 00:28:42,480 # I'll take a chance or two on you 428 00:28:42,480 --> 00:28:47,200 # Messy afternoons, no start and no end 429 00:28:47,200 --> 00:28:52,040 # A single bed that's made for two 430 00:28:52,040 --> 00:28:57,080 # We'll look back and wonder how we did it 431 00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:01,440 # But for now all I've got is you. # 49639