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Ow. Ah...
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Yeah. You just lay still
and I'll be back in 20 minutes.
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OK...
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Well, I'll just wait here...then.
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HE SIGHS
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BELL RINGS
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Fire alarm activated.
Please proceed to the nearest exit.
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Hello?
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Fire alarm activated.
Please proceed to the nearest exit.
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Hello?
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Argh...
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Ooh...
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Fire alarm activated.
Please proceed to the nearest exit.
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Argh.
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BELL CONTINUES RINGING
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Fire alarm activated.
Please proceed to the nearest exit.
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Morning.
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Aaaah.
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INDISTINCT CHATTER
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And then she just left cos
she knew him...
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INAUDIBLE
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Fire drill's over, everybody.
Thank you very much.
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LIFT DINGS
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Oh, yeah, fourth floor.
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MAN CLEARS THROAT
Excuse me. Thank you.
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Number four, please. Sorry.
Oh, sorry.
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Excuse me. Excuse me. Sorry.
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Aah. Sorry.
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Fifth floor, please.
Oh, no, not any more. Sorry.
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Oh, sorry. Yeah, floor nine.
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Ah, ah, ah...
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HE SCREAMS
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Yeah, I feel like a new man.
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And they don't just do acupuncture,
they do Swedish massage...
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..they do Reiki, they do cupping.
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I mean, I don't even know
what cupping is.
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Well, if you're feeling so great,
maybe it should be you up here.
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I need to ease myself back into it.
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Anyway, it's how you lift -
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I haven't hurt my back
in 30 years of doing this.
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Oh. I need to be down here
to work out if anything's valuable.
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Hey, "Made in China."
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Weren't Ming vases made in China?
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Just put it in the bag.
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Cheers, Chris.
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The thing is, there is no treasure.
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Someone's been through here
looking for valuables.
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This is all junk.
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Oh, I hope this isn't
what I think it is.
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Great.
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HE LAUGHS
No treasure, hey?
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Are you sure?
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This is a genuine...
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..Musicola.
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It's got mice living in it.
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Come on, let's get it out
to the van.
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This could be worth thousands.
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Look, it's all damp,
it probably doesn't even work.
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HE PLAYS A SIMPLE TUNE
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That's the only thing I can play.
Pretty good.
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You should have had lessons.
Yeah, I did.
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Four years of lessons.
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The dump shuts soon -
come on, let's go.
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I want to take it into town,
to an antique shop, and flog it.
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Well, I am going to the dump,
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and you'll pay more to get this
moved than you will flogging it.
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Yeah, but it's not that far.
But you haven't got a van!
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Yeah, but four years of piano
lessons taught me
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that these things...
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..have little wheels.
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If you walk out of here now
with that piano, it's your problem.
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I never want to see it again.
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Not my problem.
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Chris, it's my ticket out of here.
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PIANO CLATTERS
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Chris, can you help me
with the steps?
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# Now the night train is waiting
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# To take me away
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# And I'm still feeling guilty
cos you wanted me to stay
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# Well, I know, how I know
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# It's harder on you
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# But you said it yourself,
there's nothing else we can do
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# When the wheels start turning
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# Taking me through the night
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# Out there in the darkness,
there's a star shining bright
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# And it makes me feel better
just to see it up there
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# Hope you're thinking about me... #
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SONG CONTINUES OVER HEADPHONES
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PIANO KEYS CLATTER DRAMATICALLY
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PIANO PLAYS
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HE LAUGHS
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Jackpot.
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Is the manager around?
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Um, I've got something very special
I'd like to show them.
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What is it?
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Uh, this piano.
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Could I? Do you mind if I...?
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Thank you.
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Yes? Oh!
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I'm Leslie and this is
a lovely restaurant, sir,
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but would the ambience
not be improved by this?
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PIANO PLAYS O SOLE MIO
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Tell me this isn't going to
pull the punters in?
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It's classy, isn't it? No, no, no.
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Eh, Tony, abbiamo bisogni di musica.
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Ma que musica, nonna?
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Non c'e soldi!
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Ma si! Musica del vivo!
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Que vivo? Non c'e soldi!
Ha capito, nonna?
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Ma si, si, si!
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E ho visto abbiamo bisogno
di musica e piu simpatica!
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Dai!
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Dai, dai, dai!
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How much?
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£500.
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A night?
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Are you having a laugh?
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I pay you £100,
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you play 8 till 11.
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Oh, no, sorry, it's not me
that's playing... Sorry...
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..did you say £100 a night?
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HE SIGHS
OK, and a free dinner.
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Yeah, deal.
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8 o'clock. Yeah.
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And you will change your clothes,
right?
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Oh, yeah. I've got a...
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..piano suit.
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Eight. All right, see you.
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DOOR OPENS
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WOMAN: I'm back!
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Are you in?
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Yeah!
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Are you there? Yeah!
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What do you want to do tonight?
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Can't do anything.
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I'm working. I've got a new job.
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What?
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I've got a new job, I'm working.
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What?
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I'm working!
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A job?
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Since when?
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Since today.
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Got to leave soon.
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I start at eight...
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What's the job?
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You know that Italian
on Bridge Street? Yeah.
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Just in there.
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But doing what?
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Oh, well, you know, the usual.
What, being a waiter?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Have you told my dad?
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Yeah, I texted him earlier.
Hope he doesn't take it too bad.
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I think he'll bounce back.
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Hm.
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Have you done this because
you thought I was embarrassed
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about you doing house clearances?
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No.
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It's just that you haven't really
got any waiting experience,
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have you?
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Well, I didn't tell them that.
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It's really good money, Jem.
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I suppose a little white lie
never hurt anyone.
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Nah.
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Maestro!
SHE LAUGHS
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Benvenuto!
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Lei vuole sonar cose di bello
per noi questa sera, vero?
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Mm. Eh? Mm-hm. Si?
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Eh, prego, prego. Prego, yeah.
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Start playing
whenever you are ready.
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E un ragazzo talentuoso.
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Actually, can I order some dinner?
Could I...?
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Cos I don't want to play
on an empty stomach.
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Yeah...
HE SIGHS
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..I'll go get Natalie.
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So, busy tonight, isn't it?
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Are you working
or are you going to stay...? Hello.
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Hiya. Lasagne or fish?
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Um...
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Lasagne, please. Lasagne, right.
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Right.
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PIANO BLEEPS QUIETLY
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HE CLEARS HIS THROAT
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PIANO PLAYS
Oh!
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Meraviglioso.
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APPLAUSE
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Oh. Do you do requests?
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Um, well... Could you do My Girl
by The Temptations?
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It's my mum's favourite song.
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Oh, I'd have to have a think
if I remember it.
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I'm here with my sister.
It would mean the world to us.
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It would have been
Mum's birthday today. Oh.
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It's the last song she ever heard.
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All right, well, I'm going
to try my best. Thank you.
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Yeah, I do remember it.
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Yeah, of course.
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PIANO PLAYS
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PIANO PLAYS MY GIRL
BY MADNESS
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Natalie, is that the lasagne?
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Is that the lasagne?
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Oh, yeah. Is it...adult portion?
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Yeah.
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Um, I want the fish.
Can I change my...?
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Natalie. Oh...
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HE MOUTHS
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QUIETLY: ..Change my order.
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I want to change my order.
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What? My order.
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What?
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Um...
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I don't want the...
I don't want the lasagne any more.
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Can I change it to fish?
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Yeah, OK.
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APPLAUSE
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PIANO PLAYS
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PIANO PLAYS "FUR ELISE"
BY BEETHOVEN
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Tony, is it all right
if I go to the loo? It's over there.
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Cool. I'll just be one minute.
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PIANO CONTINUES
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I like this bit most.
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Your dinner's ready, mate. Right.
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DISCORDANT CRASH
PIANO STOPS PLAYING
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PIANO CONTINUES PLAYING
"FUR ELISE"
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PIANO STOPS PLAYING
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Your extra chips, Maestro.
Ah, thank you.
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My compliments to the chef.
Everything has been exquisite.
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Oh, good.
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Um...do I get a pudding as well?
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So, how long have you been
playing the piano?
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Oh, well, I've been tinkling
the old ivories for...
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..well, years, ever since
I was a little boy.
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Who's your favourite pianist?
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Oh, well, it's difficult to say.
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Well, who inspired you
to start playing?
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Um...
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Elton John.
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Uh...
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Les Dawson.
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Uh...the dog from the Muppets.
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Rowlf? Mm.
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Yeah, you can say what you like
about him, he was good.
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He really went for it.
You had to admire his enthusiasm.
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What about, like, what classical
pianists inspired you?
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Beethoven.
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What did we say
about me getting a pudding?
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What's your favourite piece
by Beethoven?
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# Do-do-do-doooo...
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# Do-do-do-doooo... #
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His 5th Symphony.
Yeah, the fifth one. Oh, yeah.
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Cos he, you know, had four goes
at it and by the fifth...
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..he'd nailed it.
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Yeah, I know what you're up to.
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What?
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I know what you're up to.
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I play the piano.
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Oh, a fellow musician.
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Yeah, you're miming and you're not
doing a very good job of it.
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OK, what do you want?
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Half. Half?
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No way.
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All right, then,
I'll go and tell Tony
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about your little scam, then,
shall I? All right.
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Half. Fine.
264
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,000
Oh, and just a little tip -
this hand does the low notes
265
00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:21,160
and this hand does the high notes.
266
00:20:21,160 --> 00:20:22,720
You're all over the place.
267
00:20:24,280 --> 00:20:28,240
PIANO PLAYS
268
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:52,880
Thank you.
269
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,640
Oh, hello. Hey.
270
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:11,760
Sangita, this is Leslie, my fiance.
Hello. Hi.
271
00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:15,080
I've heard so much about you.
Oh, all good, I hope.
272
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,480
THEY CHUCKLE
273
00:21:17,480 --> 00:21:19,720
Well, this is a nice surprise.
274
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,320
Shall we...?
275
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,840
Shall we have some drinks? Yeah, OK.
276
00:21:29,120 --> 00:21:32,240
Excuse me, could you get
these ladies some drinks, please?
277
00:21:33,880 --> 00:21:37,200
Well, nice to meet you...see you.
278
00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,800
I've got to go over there now.
OK. Yeah.
279
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:50,680
HE SIGHS
280
00:21:55,280 --> 00:21:58,960
I'm not paying you
to stand around. Yeah.
281
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,600
Yeah.
282
00:22:14,160 --> 00:22:16,440
PIANO PLAYS
283
00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,920
Wow!
284
00:22:20,920 --> 00:22:23,600
Jemma, you didn't tell me
he was a pianist.
285
00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:27,520
No, I did... I didn't know.
We didn't... We didn't know...
286
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,080
..how good he was.
287
00:22:29,080 --> 00:22:31,840
Oh, he's amazing.
288
00:22:31,840 --> 00:22:33,480
You are so lucky.
289
00:22:33,480 --> 00:22:37,080
My Scott doesn't have
a musical bone in his body.
290
00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:38,480
Aw, doesn't he?
291
00:22:56,240 --> 00:22:57,760
What are you doing here?
292
00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,160
Well, I was coming to tell you
that I'm not ashamed of you.
293
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:05,600
Whether you're a removals man
or a waiter, I love you.
294
00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:10,640
Thank you. But now I'm thinking -
how are you doing that?
295
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:17,200
Oh.
296
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:19,000
Does he think you're playing it?
297
00:23:20,280 --> 00:23:21,520
Mm.
298
00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,920
You said a little white lie
never hurt anyone.
299
00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:26,800
I think he could really hurt you.
300
00:23:28,120 --> 00:23:29,600
He's never going to find out.
301
00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:31,040
Hopefully.
302
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,280
I'm going to go and order.
303
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,520
All right. Enjoy the show.
304
00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:41,720
Oh, Jemma. What?
305
00:23:41,720 --> 00:23:43,600
Don't get the lasagne.
306
00:23:44,680 --> 00:23:46,760
Why? It's tiny.
307
00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,440
What?
308
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:49,800
It's tiny.
309
00:23:51,320 --> 00:23:53,000
Thank you.
310
00:24:10,240 --> 00:24:12,040
Those boys are looking at us.
311
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,600
JEMMA AND SANGITA LAUGH
312
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:29,600
Everyone, can I have
your attention, please?
313
00:24:29,600 --> 00:24:33,920
This next song is dedicated
to my beautiful fiancee,
314
00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:35,360
who's sitting there.
315
00:24:35,360 --> 00:24:37,040
ALL: Aw!
316
00:24:37,040 --> 00:24:39,200
We're getting married
in a few weeks
317
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,560
and I wanted to dedicate a song
for you.
318
00:24:44,360 --> 00:24:46,360
ALL: Ey!
319
00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,600
Um...
320
00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:50,480
Um, well, she's always supported me
and been proud of me
321
00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:53,240
no matter what job I've done...
322
00:24:53,240 --> 00:24:57,480
..piano job I've done,
right from the early days
323
00:24:57,480 --> 00:25:01,840
when I just had a little piano
with just a few keys
324
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:04,200
to playing at the...
325
00:25:04,200 --> 00:25:07,400
..Grand...National...
326
00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,240
..Piano Centre.
327
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:13,680
Anyway, this one's for you, Jem.
I love you.
328
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:15,760
APPLAUSE
329
00:25:55,760 --> 00:25:58,600
HE PLAYS SIMPLE TUNE
330
00:26:03,760 --> 00:26:06,760
I love this one.
331
00:26:06,760 --> 00:26:09,840
PIANO PLAYS FRANTICALLY
332
00:26:09,840 --> 00:26:11,840
Just joking.
333
00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:15,920
MUSIC CHANGES
334
00:26:15,920 --> 00:26:17,400
It's a medley!
335
00:26:17,400 --> 00:26:20,040
PIANO MISPLAYS
336
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,560
PIANO PLAYS RAPIDLY
337
00:26:22,560 --> 00:26:24,920
ELECTRONIC BEEPING
338
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,720
CACOPHONY
339
00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:32,800
PIANO SLOWS TO A STOP
340
00:26:43,720 --> 00:26:46,400
NO SOUND
341
00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,160
Get it out! Get it out now!
342
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,000
DINERS SCREECH
343
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:23,520
Well, I suppose
it's not all bad, is it?
344
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:25,000
How?
345
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,280
Well, we both got a free dinner.
Oh, yeah.
346
00:27:29,680 --> 00:27:31,080
Here he is.
347
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,160
Leslie.
348
00:27:37,520 --> 00:27:40,720
Well, I nearly earned 100 quid.
No, 50. 50.
349
00:27:40,720 --> 00:27:44,000
That ain't going in my van.
I'm working first thing.
350
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,920
Can't we just dump it somewhere?
351
00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,080
I'm not fly-tipping
in my company van.
352
00:27:48,080 --> 00:27:49,640
What time does the dump open?
353
00:27:49,640 --> 00:27:52,600
And I'm not getting up at six
to go to the dump, no.
354
00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,360
This is what we're going to do...
355
00:27:59,800 --> 00:28:02,760
We're going to wheel it up there,
leave it outside the charity shops.
356
00:28:02,760 --> 00:28:05,200
LESLIE LAUGHS
"Please take," that's clever.
357
00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:06,840
But isn't that just fly-tipping?
358
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,840
It's middle-class fly-tipping.
359
00:28:08,840 --> 00:28:10,960
Right, get down, Jem. Come on.
Let's do it.
360
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,120
I'm going to do my back in,
pushing this.
361
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,400
Well, then, you should go
and see my acupuncturist.
362
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:20,440
I mean, people say it doesn't hurt,
right, but it definitely does.
363
00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:22,160
Oh, those mice were so cute.
364
00:28:22,160 --> 00:28:24,440
I want a mouse, actually.
I'm getting one.
365
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,480
Chris, can I have my job back,
please? Yeah.
366
00:28:27,480 --> 00:28:31,520
I'll pick you up in the morning,
usual time. Nice one.
367
00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:34,680
I reckon we're going to find
some treasure any day now.
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