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[birds chirping]

Hi, I'm here to see Joe--

What size jacket do you take?

Uh, medium, I think.

Pauline in the ticket office is your mother?

Yes.

Ah, she is a lovely woman.

Ah, lovely.

Is she in today?

No, my-- my granny is sick. She had to bring her to the hospital.

[clears throat] And what was your last job?

I'm doing a bit of bar work at the moment, mostly weekends.

Paudge's, up by Three Mile Bridge?

Yeah, he-- he's my uncle.

I haven't been out there in a while.

Not many have. It's-- it's gone very quiet.

He comes in here a bit.

-Paudge? -Mm.

When the stuff is here for over three months, we give it to charity or--

well, whoever wants it.

Now, did you meet David, the station manager?

I did, yeah. He interviewed me yesterday.

Oh. Ah, did he, indeed?

So, you know everyone, so, hm.

Well, there's not much to this place.

Clothes are over there.

Suitcases and bags in the corner.

And the jewelry is in the filing cabinet.

And come here.

-Yeah. There is a column for the items coming in. -Okay.

-And a column for the items going out. -Okay.

Now you check everyone's ID and get the contact details.

So, I have the job so?

Uh... Probation.

-Okay, great. When do I start? -Now. I have to go.

Um, now?

But do you want the job?

Yeah. Okay.

Found this is in the platform.

Ah.

You do this one.

Okay.

Um, where-- where did you find it?

-The platform. -Oh yes. Sorry.

-On a bench. -Okay.

Can I get your contact details, please?

Why? I'm only handing it in.

Well, that's just in case there is a dispute over the item later on.

Okay.

If you want me, call me on the speaker or the mobile.

Okay.

Can I get you to write down your contact details there, please?

You're new.

Yeah, I just started.

I'm Maria. I work in the home next door.

Okay. I'm Daniel. So, you know Sile then?

I do, yeah.

Yeah, she's kind of one of my friends.

Small world.

-Shit, I'm late, I have to go. -Okay.

-Thanks. -Cheers.

See you again.

Nice.

Red ski jacket.

Let's see.

Where did that come from? Red ski jacket.

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I lost a wallet yesterday.

What kind?

Black leather. There was a bank card and ten Euros in it.

-I was paying for a ticket, must have left it down. -Okay.

-Is that it? -That's it. Great. Thanks.

Do you have any ID?

It's in the wallet.

There is-- there is no picture ID in here.

Mario Brian. It's on the cards.

Is that your full name?

Is this a quiz?

Do you have a middle name or initial?

You for real?

Yeah.

D, for Dick.

[scoffs]

Stop going through my stuff.

I haven't confirmed it's yours yet.

I have to go to get to the airport.

Go on, I trust you.

See you.

-Is Joe here? -No, he's gone out.

-Paudge! -Morris!

-It's Daniel. -What are you doing here?

I work here. I just started today.

But you're still working in the pub on the weekends?

Yes.

What do you want?

-Take a look around? -Go on.

You're throwing that banner out?

I don't know. I'll have to check with Joe.

Do you know any Mongolian throat singers?

What?

We're doing the Mongolia night on Friday. Find me someone.

I'll just look under the counter, alright?

Where?

Nowhere. It's fine.

See you.

[scoffs]

[door opening]

I might have to lose one of the residents.

He's tall, bald, in his sixties.

It's a train station. That's half the commuters.

His name is Eddie. He's in nightwear.

-I'm sorry, I haven't seen him. -[cell phone ringing]

Oh! He's not even one of mine. I was covering for Sile.

Hello?

In the bathroom.

Thank you. Yeah.

Okay. Bye.

Nice.

So,

you told pa you won't be working in his shithole bar anymore?

This gig is weekdays only.

Well, if you are stoking, I'll put a word in the Mulligan's for you.

That'd be great. Paudge is driving me crazy.

-So, where is this suit then? -Oh, just came in earlier.

Nice.

I remembered you were going for a job interview this week.

Yeah. Yeah, second interview, man.

It's with this local firm, Andersons.

I don't know them.

No. No. I'm interviewing with the son this time.

Supposed to be a dick. Yeah, it's down to two of us.

Do you know a Declan Mullins?

Yeah, I went to college with him.

Excuse me.

I lost my bag.

I'm sorry, I'm busy here.

It's a brown briefcase.

It's not here.

I can see it it's there.

Then why are you asking me?

Okay, what's in it and what's your name?

Confidential documents.

I'm Jay T.

well, you should be more careful the next time.

Thank you.

Best of luck in that interview.

[door opening]

-I just started today and see the shit I have to put up with. -Yeah.

Oh, did I tell you?

Gabriel is thinking of proposing to Sile.

-Oh, no. -What? Sile's hot, man.

No. Things are going really well with Zoe and I at the moment.

As soon as she hears that her best friend is getting engaged, how long do you think I have?

Well, he says he's feeling pressure, man.

She got wedding ideas all over the place.

Listen, thanks, drop by Mulligan's later, yeah?

Oh, do you know any Mongolian throat singers?

Oh, for Paudge?

-Yeah. -No.

I'd love to check that out too, but he barred me.

Alright, see you later.

See you later, man. Thanks.

[door closing]

This was left on the train.

A girl was sitting opposite me

and she asked me to watch the baby while she went to the toilet.

-There's a baby in there? -Yes.

I didn't think she was going to abandon it.

I waited and waited but she never came back.

So, I didn't want to leave it on the train on its own.

But you're happy to leave it here.

I have to go to a funeral and I'm in a hurry.

You can't leave it here.

I have to go. Sorry.

No, no, you can't leave it here.

[exhaling]

[shushing]

Hi Joe, it's Daniel from the Lost and Found office.

Yeah. No, no.

Listen, some guy is after dropping a baby in.

Yeah, a baby.

Yeah. What do I do?

Yeah, okay. Okay. Bye. Bye-bye. Bye. Yeah.

[exhaling]

A baby has been dropped into the Lost and Found office.

Can the owner pick it up immediately?

A baby has been dropped into the Lost and Found office.

Can the owner pick it up immediately?

[baby crying lightly]

[steps approaching]

-Hi. -Oh, you're here for the baby?

Uh, no. I found this on the train. Think it might be important.

Okay.

Oh, someone's gonna want this back.

-Yeah. -Crazy.

Thanks.

Do you need my contact details?

Oh yes, sorry. Can you just write your name and number there, please?

Hm, very nice. Very nice.

Great. Thanks.

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Is that your baby?

No. That one.

Thanks.

I'll just get your--

Oh great. Thanks. I'll just get your num--

[baby crying]

[cries can be heard on the megaphone]

Joe.

Is that baby still here?

Oh, yeah. It's over there. It's sleeping, boss.

I wasn't sure what section to put it in, so I put it into the Lost and the Found.

It's a baby, not an item.

Did you call the police?

No, not yet.

Oh Jesus, that's an awful smell.

That baby better not be here when David comes in.

-Hey, change the nappy, will you? Good lad. -What?

[clears throat] A baby has been dropped into the Lost and Found.

Can someone please pick it up immediately? It stinks.

Oh, great, can you change a nappy?

Oh, thank God. Where is she?

Over there.

I was on the train and some guy just stole her.

He said that you went to the toilet and you never came back.

I must have gone the wrong way.

Uh, what's your name? I got to write something down.

Oh please no. I'll lose my nanny job.

[exhales] Go on.

Thank you.

[birds chirping]

Hi. I-- I think I left a suit on the waiting room this morning.

Declan. Hi. It's Daniel Morris.

Oh, hi. How are you?

Great. I heard you were back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, no--

Anyway, it's-- it's a blue suit with stripes.

No, I haven't seen it. But check back tomorrow. You could be lucky.

Alright.

Um, you were in a band, weren't you?

A long time ago.

Do you know any Mongolian music?

My uncle needs somebody in the bar on Friday.

I don't even know what instruments they use.

He doesn't either. Just make it up.

Cash in hand?

Yeah, few drinks too.

Right, alright, yeah. Okay. See you later.

-Great. Thanks. -Alright.

Sorry.

-Hi. -Oh, hi.

Someone left this on the Dublin to Galway train.

Well, they won't be hard to spot.

[laughing] Yeah.

Are you Zoe's fiancé?

No, we are not engaged. Do I know you?

I'm Moya, Zoe's new flat-mate. I just moved in few days ago.

Oh, yes. Sorry, sorry. I just started today.

Ah, welcome on board. I'm the ticket inspector here. I work mainly out of the station.

Ah, you are the one that keeps us busy.

Yeah. It's amazing what people leave behind. Found a wedding dress last week.

Really?

So, I'll see you around anyway.

Great. See you.

David.

Joe.

You're not filling this out properly. Where is the contact information?

They don't always want to give it.

Then don't take the stuff in.

Ah. It's just his first day.

Well, you were here years and you don't fill it in properly either.

Now, Daniel,

are you asking customers for a finder's fee?

No.

No.

No.

I don't know.

I don't think this is gonna work out, Daniel.

Did I just get fired?

No.

That's just him in a good mood.

Now, let's lock up.

Now pay attention 'cause you're going to have to do this tomorrow.

That's fine.

Well, we are out of here. I'm thirsty.

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You should have seen her.

Everybody wanted to dance with her because she was so beautiful.

I don't know what she ever saw in me.

Sorry, what?

And all seems like it was only yesterday.

I was so nervous I couldn't stop talking.

[laughing]

I think she only danced with me to shut me up.

[announcer] The 8:45 train to Dublin will arrive on schedule on platform one in ten minutes.

Take care of your belongings and please mind the gap.

The 8:45 train to Dublin will arrive on schedule on platform one in ten minutes.

-You didn't see my ticket, did you? -No.

-Did you take my ticket? -No.

I lost my ticket.

I had it a minute ago.

My train will be coming soon.

I nearly have enough.

-I just need a little bit more. -Sorry, but no spare change.

I-- I'm sorry for asking. Thank you. Thank you. I'm sorry.

[announcer] Daniel Morris, from the Lost and Found office,

please report to the station manager immediately.

Daniel Morris from the Lost and Found office please report to the station manager immediately.

Well, thank you very much. Thank you. God bless you.

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Oh, no.

I can't find my wallet.

Hello, excuse me.

Sorry, can you help me?

Can you lend me some money? I need to get a train to go and see my wife.

Get a job. We all need to work.

Are you okay?

Can you lend me some money? I'll pay you back.

I need to go to the hospital

but if I go home for more money, I'll miss my train.

Okay.

Thank you.

Are you sure that's the story? You look okay to me.

Yes.

You could be honest now. Is it for a little drinky?

No. my wife and daughter were in an accident. I need to go and see them in the hospital.

Oh, okay.

Thank you. If you give me your address, I'll send it back to you.

No, it's okay. It's my good deed for the day.

Thank you. And God bless you.

[announcer] A child has been handed in at the Lost and Found office located on platform one.

Please go to the Lost and Found office on platform one.

Oh, no, I've lost my wallet.

I can't find it.

Excuse me, can you lend me some money to get a ticket?

Thank you very much.

Dublin, return.

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Hi. [chuckles]

You're looking very smart.

I'm going for a job interview.

First job, is it?

Yes and no. I went back to college, so I've just qualified to be a teacher.

Well, good luck to you.

Yeah, I must have sent out hundreds of letters.

Fingers crossed.

What sort of work?

Teaching.

I was a teacher.

-Oh really? Where? -Dublin.

Whereabouts?

Dublin.

Can you lend me some money?

I lost my tickets.

I have to go and see my wife in hospital.

-I hope she's okay. -Thank you.

I have enough now.

I'll say a prayer for you.

God bless.

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Hello.

Hello, do you have a spare cigarette, please?

No, sorry.

Would do you have a spare cigarette, please?

-Sure. -Thanks.

I'm Eddie. I'm going to see my wife and daughter. She is in a school play.

-Where are you going? -Galway.

The wild west, huh? That's where I met my wife.

-Is that right? -I have to get a ticket. Could you lend me some--

-Sorry, I have to go. -Thank you.

I've lost my ticket. I can't find it.

Would you be able to lend me some money?

Pull the other one, Mister.

You're going with the same story then. Not gonna change it a little?

-What? -Ah, forget it.

-Go. -Thank you.

How about the new French bakery? It looks good.

Joe, I'm not interested.

How about sushi?

-Hi, mom. -Hello.

I'll be in Sharpie.

There are a few items left outside. Bring them in and lock them.

Okay. Take your time.

-How about Italian? -No.

[Eddie] Can you help me please?

I have the wrong ticket.

And I don't have the money to get a new one and I need to get to Dublin.

This ticket is out of date. It's-- it's a year old.

[exhales]

My wife is in hospital.

She just had a new baby girl. I have to get to see them.

Alright, I'll do it this once.

[beep, printing]

Thank you very much.

You are too trusting.

You're not to tell David I gave away a free ticket.

Do I ever tell on you, Pauline?

He seemed genuine.

You should hear some of the stories I get in the Lost and Found office.

He seemed familiar though.

Hm. So many faces.

There's karaoke in Mulligans on Saturday.

Ah, Joe, you're annoying me now.

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[woman] Tickets, please. Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

Tickets, please.

Your ticket is for the last stop back. Where are you really going?

Galway.

-You've tried this before. -What?

Yeah, you're gonna have to pay a supplement. Ten Euros, please.

It's here somewhere.

Eddie, nice to see you again.

Hello.

Do I know you?

How many tickets do you have today?

[exhales] I can't find it.

You have a free pass, Eddie. You don't need to buy a ticket.

Do I?

I start my first job today.

Is that right? Where, Galway is it?

No.

-Is this the Dublin train? -It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.

Is your care assistant not with you today, Eddie?

-Sile, is it? -Is she here?

-Where is she? -No, no, no, I'll call her.

Yeah.

That'd be good.

I have her number here.

No, your grand-- your grand-- you gave it to me before.

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Do you know the airport was voted the most romantic place in the world?

-Dublin airport? -No, airports in general.

Really?

Yeah. So where are you off to again?

I don't know.

You don't know? You are at the airport and you don't know where you are going?

It's a surprise.

We should go. So--

You said we have time.

Yeah, I just thought we'd, you know, grab a drink at the bar,

watch the planes taking off and landing.

It sounds very romantic.

-Bags? -Oh, okay.

[Sile] I can't hold it inside of me.

-[Gabriel] Are you excited? -[Sile] A little bit.

[Gabriel] Oh yeah?

[Sile] When are you gonna tell me?

You'll know soon enough.

-There you go. Enjoy your trip. -[Gabriel] Alright.

-Thanks. See you. -See you.

Gabriel?

-What are you doing, Daniel? -She doesn't know.

I think you're gonna need this.

Oh, Jesus. Fell off my bag.

It's very heavy. Must be some rock.

It's a music box.

Ooh.

Nice ring. I'd ditch the box though.

So, Zoe might be expecting something like this soon?

Not after last weekend.

-What did you do? -I'll tell you again. Good look up there.

-Cheers. -See ya.

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Is there a check-in area up here?

I don't know.

You know we are in the airport now, you can tell me where we are going.

You will see. Come on, let's check in.

Okay. If it's somewhere shit, I'm not going.

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No queue.

Must be going somewhere really popular.

There's rarely a queue for first-class, Sile.

Hi, can I have your passports and booking numbers, please?

-Yes. -First-class?

-What's going on? -Nothing.

Did you get the job?

No. I don't know. Look, it's a surprise. You don't have to be in control of everything.

Here. Any bags to check in?

No, just hand luggage.

-And did you pack them yourselves? -Yes.

-Any liquids or sharp objects? -No.

Okay, boarding is in two hours. Keep an eye on the screens. Have a nice flight.

Thanks, Ma'am.

I just have to check something at the check-in.

What?

Just wanna make sure that I'm on the aisle. Just wanna make sure they have that--

You can do that at the gate.

I'd rather do it here. I'll tell you what, look, you just go the bar

and I'll see you in a few minutes. Okay?

Boarding pass.

Nice try.

-Hi, I was just here with-- -How can I help you, Sir?

Um, do they have champagne on board?

It's first class, Sir.

Would it be possible to have them bring it down at a particular time?

It's-- it's-- the thing is I'm--

I'm gonna propose while we are up in the air.

Oh! Show me the ring-- the ring.

[squeaks]

Oh!

It's heavy. Must be massive.

Nice touch.

Oh! It's gorgeous.

Oh.

Congrats.

Well, she hasn't said yes yet I guess.

I'll tell the crew on board and they'll take care of everything. Don't you worry about a thing.

Thank you.

Yes.

Just--

Okay.

Great. Thank you.

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Wonder what plane it is.

I wonder.

Good man.

Oh! No. No.

What is wrong with you? I was just going for a tissue.

Boarding cards are in there.

[exhales]

Here's to somewhere warm.

-Good afternoon. -Hey.

Where are you traveling to today?

-I don't know. -You don't know.

I'm taking her on a surprise weekend away.

Really?

Let me see your passport and boarding passes, please.

[alert on speaker]

[announcer in the background]

Is that your bag, Sir?

Yes.

Can you open the bag for me? Please, sir?

No.

I mean I don't have to do. I-- there is nothing in there.

It's just stuff for the weekend away, like, clothes and-- and things.

Let him look in the bag.

Take a seat, please, Sir.

[handy sound]

Gabriel, Jesus, let him look in the bag.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

-He has a device! -Sile...

No, Sir, device, it's a music box!

-Oh! -[music from the box]

Sile,

will you marry me?

Oh my God, are you serious? Is that what this was all about?

Well, don't just leave me hanging.

Will you marry me?

This is so embarrassing. Do you think this is romantic?

You are an idiot, Gabriel.

Sile,

you're not gonna just leave me here, are you?

Sile.

Sh-- Sile, where are you going?

Paris.

[Gabriel] I don't suppose there is any chance I'm gonna make that flight, is there?

[exhales]

Daniel, you were supposed to be here an hour ago.

I know, I know, I'm sorry. There was a bit of a panic at work today. I got fired.

What?

No, no, it's okay. Then I got rehired again.

David accused me of stealing stuff. But then he found them.

You better be careful not to lose this job. It took a lot of coaxing to get it for you.

Yes, Mum.

How is she? How is gran?

Ah. She seems a bit better today.

The doctor says there's no point in sending her to hospital, she might only get worse.

Yeah. And did she have her tea?

Yes. And her bath.

So, do I need to do anything?

Well, just go in and talk to her.

She might not remember everything but she'll appreciate it.

Okay.

Oh, enjoy your date.

It's not a date.

[door closes]

[gran] It's been two hundred children in that train.

I was very scared but I didn't shore.

Like I said, it wouldn't be for too long.

But mama said nothing.

It was only then it hit me I may never see them again.

It was too late.

The train was already leaving.

Hi, gran.

Oh. Is that you, Peter?

No, it's Daniel. Peter's--

I'm Daniel, your grandson.

-Daniel? -Yes.

How are you feeling?

Can I get you anything?

Did I ever tell you about where I grew up?

Yes, you did.

No, I did not.

Okay, no, you didn't.

I grew up in Krasowiec, a small village in East Germany.

It's in Poland now. Did you know that?

No.

I arrived in Ireland on my seventh birthday in '39.

Or was it 1940?

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You want some water?

Just a sip. Well, thank you.

Thank you.

[exhales]

Why didn't your parents leave with you?

The Kinder transport was for children only.

Mama and papa were supposed to leave in a few days.

They spent weeks planning it all.

We gave away everything we didn't need.

And what was valuable was packed up and buried in the back garden.

What kind of things?

Papa said so that we'd have something to come back to after.

Gran, what kind of things?

Gold, silver, jewelry.

Are they still buried there?

And my bracelet, too.

What bracelet?

Papa thought I ought to understand how everybody else was feeling.

So, I had to bury something too.

I think I was more annoyed about my worthless bracelet

than they were about all their real valuables.

Where is the house, gran?

I cried so much. I loved that bracelet.

Gran, where is the house?

I wore it even when washing.

Did I ever show you a picture of it?

-No, you didn't. -There, look.

-There is no brace-- -Lovely, isn't it?

Yes, it is.

Would you ever get it for me?

Yes, gran.

Oh, you're a good boy, Peter. You were always my favorite.

Wait, no.

There.

What's this?

A map?

Come on, gran.

Are you sure it's not buried in the Alps with all the other gold?

It's in Krasowiec in the big back garden behind the house.

I just want my bracelet.

Okay, okay.

-How is she? -She seems very confused.

She kept talking about Germany and Poland

and she mentioned something about a bracelet

that she buried in a garden in Kraso something.

-Oh, the hidden treasure. -Oh, you know about it?

She's been going on about it for years, Daniel.

Is it worth looking into?

No. And don't even think about it.

Mind you, it's the first time she's mentioned a bracelet.

She always has something new.

Thanks.

¶¶¶

I'm sorry for your trouble, Daniel. Listen, you needn't come in for a few days.

-Take a bit of time for yourself, alright? -Thanks.

Oh, just looking through gran's things.

Well, you relax, you can take what you like.

Wow, granddad looks young, doesn't he?

Yeah.

Who is that with gran?

-Oh, the foster parent she stayed with. -She looks really happy.

I think she was.

Ah.

Her engagement ring.

-Why don't you take this in case? -No. You're grand. Thanks.

So, how is Zoe?

She's not talking to me at the moment.

What did you do?

-Why do you think I did something? -Daniel.

Ah, it's just some misunderstanding.

Pity. I liked her.

Anyway, are you going to stay for dinner?

-Yeah, is that okay? -Yeah.

I'll leave you to it.

I'll see you in a bit.

Is that the bracelet?

Well, granny, you weren't spoofing after all.

Krasowiec, 1939.

¶¶¶

Hello.

Hello?

I'm-- I'm looking for--

I'm looking for this house.

I'm looking for this-- this-- you know-- you know where this house is?

-Krasowiec. -Krasowiec, yes, yes.

-Yeah, yeah. -It's-- it's-- it's over this way?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -Is it-- is it far?

Yeah, yeah, that-- that way.

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

¶¶¶

Hello. Do you speak English?

Do you speak English?

Please.

[foreign language] Wait.

Ian! Ian!

[foreign language]

What I can do for you?

Is this your field?

Yes. What is problem?

No problem. Can I stay in the field tonight?

You want to stay in the house?

No, no, I have a tent. Can I sleep in the field?

Yes.

Okay. Thank you.

[cow mooing]

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No, no, no.

-No? -[foreign language]

[foreign language]

Sun in the morning very hot.

Oh no, no, it's okay. I'm-- I get up early.

Okay.

Is it-- is it safe?

Safe?

Like animals, like eh dogs, cows erm-- woof woof! Moo!

Safe.

-Safe. -Okay.

Only wolves.

[both laughing]

[Daniel] Thank you!

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Oh hi!

You would like some food?

No, thank you. I just had some. I'm very full but thank you.

You like some beer?

No, I'm going to go to sleep soon. I'm very tired. I've had a long day.

But thank you for letting me stay.

Okay, goodnight.

Goodnight.

Breakfast in the morning.

No, I go very early but thank you.

Goodnight.

Night.

[dog barking]

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[unzipping]

[foreign language]

Bye, gran.

[Jay T.] Can you confirm your name for me please?

[Moya] What's all this about?

[Jay T.] I need you to confirm your name.

¶¶¶

Can I help you?

Oh, um, I'm just looking for the toilets.

Do you have an appointment?

No, I'm just looking for your toilet. Is that okay?

Oh, I'm afraid toilets are for customers only. Boss's orders.

You must have the cleanest toilets in the country then dear.

Why?

Well, you have to be dead to be here.

No, I meant clients, you know, friends and family of the deceased.

I just really need to go though.

I am Mack, the funeral director. What can I do for you?

Well, this young man here is refusing to let me use the toilets.

What?

And I have a kidney problem.

Nowhere on the street is open. And I saw your door ajar, so.

Of course you can use the toilet. It's right around the corner there.

-Tadhg! -But you said.

You know what I meant. I didn't say stop everyone, just the kids who mess.

Okay.

Have you finished with Mr. O'Donnell?

Yeah.

Did you check in with the crematorium for tomorrow?

-Ah, I was going to do that later. -Do it now.

Okay.

Oh, there is a guy in your office waiting for you.

Who is it?

Uh, Morris something.

Daniel Morris?

Yeah, that's the guy.

[Mack] Daniel!

Sorry for keeping you.

Oh, you're grand. I was just looking at your memorabilia there.

Oh, it's a bit of a hobby of mine.

Karaoke King, eh? Who do you do?

Oh Elvis, Sinatra, Joe Dolan, ah!

You have to have something to keep you going. It gets a bit morbid around here.

I can imagine.

Was everything okay with your grandmother's funeral?

Oh, yes, thank you. Just what she wanted.

Thanks.

Sorry I couldn't be there myself. I had to go to one of those things in Japan.

Oh, poor Eddie.

Rest in peace, Eddie.

Excuse me!

-We're not open yet. -I'm sorry. I

thought seeing that you were so kind to let me use the facilities,

-I should pay my respects. -Oh, okay.

Did you know the deceased?

Um, yeah, kind of. He was a resident of the care home next to the train station.

I work at the station.

Ah, I thought I recognized you.

He lost his wife and his daughter in an accident there many years ago.

And over the past few years he started to lose his memory.

He tried to get on the train and go and visit them in hospital, you know.

I didn't know him myself.

When's the funeral?

He'll stay here tonight and he'll be cremated at mid-day tomorrow.

I'll try and make it.

Thanks for letting me use the toilet.

Oh, not at all. I'll see you out.

Hello, Mr. Anderson?

This is Mack from Guilford's funeral parlor.

Yes, I have the book. It's ready for collection.

Let me see.

Oh, just the one name.

[Jay T.] Can you confirm your name for me please?

What's all this about?

I need you to confirm your name.

Moya Delaney.

What's this all about though?

I'm Jay T. Anderson and this is Declan Mullins, my associate.

Okay.

Can you please tell me what's going on here?

Did you know Mr. Edward O'Donnell?

I still have no idea what this is about. Am I in some kind of trouble here?

No, no, no, quite the opposite.

You visited a funeral parlor a few weeks back where Mr. O'Donnell was in repose.

Oh, Eddie! Yes, I did.

That's what this is about.

So, you did know him then.

Sort of.

He was always at the train station where I work.

Um...

Did he tell you to pay your respects to him?

No.

I was just passing and I needed to use the bathroom. So,

when I recognized him I decided to say a little prayer.

And you signed the book of condolences.

Yeah.

Is it Misses or Miss Delaney?

Miss.

You're very fortunate then

-to have needed to use the toilet. -Very.

You see Mr. O'Donnell having no living relatives

stipulated that any person or persons who paid their respects to him, inherited his estate.

Really?

But poor Eddie!

Oh!

Wow!

I've never been given anything in my life!

[exhaling]

Serious?

[all scoffing]

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[Paudge] Careful with that now, Morris. Don't wipe off my lovely menu.

It's heavy!

Just drop it there, Morris.

Yeah, right there. Right there. Okay.

Morris!

-Just get the ladder. -The ladder?

Morris, where are you going?

-Move the ladder, I said. -Oh, sorry.

Morris, could you please just spread them around a bit?

Not up. Down, down, down. Down.

-Down. All of them down or? -Down, down.

Bulbs. Give me a red one.

Red.

And another red one.

Yellow?

No. Yes.

They'll flock to this, Morris, wait till you see. I've done it this time.

Sure they would, mate, once they see the lights from outer space.

I'll go get the ladder.

[Caribbean music]

Ah! Only Joe!

Couldn't you use the men's beckon door like anyone else?

-Hey, Morris! -How are you?

I'm only here for the free one.

Any Guinness?

No.

Same again, Jackie.

I'll have one of those then.

I see all the work went into the outside again.

-Great job! -Thanks.

Two Blue Lagoons coming up.

-It's mighty busy up the town. -Really?

Well indeed it is.

I heard a lot of people talking about the make-over.

Where the fuck are they though?

Ah it's early yet, Paudge.

They'll be flocking down here now, any minute.

Of course, they will.

I should probably move away from the bar to make some room.

That was fierce good, Jackie!

Lethal

but good.

Are you off already?

I have to get into the Chinese before it gets mobbed.

-Goodnight, Morris. -Goodnight.

Oh, great job on the makeover.

I'll spread the word.

Thanks.

Another satisfied customer.

Just the one then.

So, no one was at mid-week anymore?

It's Saturday, you cockshite!

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[birds chirping]

Morris!

[Asian music]

I met this man on the way here.

Where's the rest?

Mel, this one's on me.

Guinness, please.

Only Asian beer.

No Guinness?

No, you deaf? This is an Asian bar.

Irish pub, no Guinness? Funny!

If you don't like it you can fuck off somewhere else.

Order something else. Good lad.

I have Tiger beer.

Okay.

Did you give out the flyers?

Yeah, we plastered the whole town, didn't we, Jackie?

They did, indeed. I've seen them everywhere.

-So where are the punters? -The recession's hitting everyone.

Mulligan's was busy.

Can't wait to see what he'll do with the place next time.

Ah!

If you want something done right...

Do it yourself.

Wasn't difficult.

It wasn't that difficult.

What was that?

Nothing, just wondering when I'm getting my break.

Soon, Morris, soon.

Indeed, it's soon, you bullocks you!

¶ Tiny kangaroo dance, oh Tiny kangaroo dance ¶

What's he going to pay us out of?

That's not our problem. He'll pay us.

It is our problem, there's only two people here tonight. What's he going to pay us with?

¶ Tiny kangaroo dance ¶

¶ Tiny kangaroo dance ¶

Anybody?

I let the band go, so.

¶ Tiny kangaroo dance ¶

Skippy!

¶ Skippy ¶

No singing!

-¶ The bush kangaroo ¶ - I said, no singing!

Stop singing!

That's it. That's it.

Out! You're barred. Do you hear me? Come on! Out! Out!

You can't keep barring people, Paudge. There'll be no one.

It's my bar. I'll do as I like.

If you're not happy, you can fuck off to Mulligan's. Don't think I don't hear things.

Get down! Get down, you imbecile!

Do it yourself, you cantankerous bullocks! I quit!

-What? -You heard me, you wanker, you!

Piss off, sod!

I'll be back tomorrow for my final pay.

You'll be waiting, Morris.

You'll be waiting.

¶¶¶

Looks good.

Great job, Morris.

Quick! Move the ladder, Morris.

Morris come on, move the ladder!

Morris!

Fantastic! I knew they'd eventually come.

Just had to have the right bar.

How are you? Good evening.

Great to see you. How are you?

Going to make some money tonight, boy, oh!

Put on some music, Jackie. Liven the place up.

[priest] First glorious mystery, The Resurrection.

Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be thy name.

Thy Kingdom come, Thy will be done on earth as it is in Heaven.

[all] Give us this day, our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses...

A wake? Great idea!

Jeez, very real, boys!

-[priest] Hail Mary, full of Grace, the Lord is with thee... -[woman] Did you feel that?

-[priest] Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is... -[woman] Very strange.

[priest] The fruit of thy womb Jesus.

[al] Holy Mary, mother of God pray for our sinners now and at the hour of our death. Amen.

-[priest] Hail Mary, full of Grace, the Lord is with thee... -Hang on!

Blessed art thou amongst women and blessed is...

[Paudge] What the...?

[Jackie] Bar is open.

Drinks on the house.

No, no, no!

[all mumbling]

Jesus!

[cymbal]

[man] You bastards! [door slamming]

So, I'm looking for something really full, really big, you know a veil for it.

Okay. No, they can do that.

[mumbling]

-[Sile] Yeah, I like that. -It's just classic.

Like timeless.

I'll keep that on hold for now.

[employee] Do you want to try--

[Sile] Ooh, that's stunning!

I like the buttons. There are buttons.

And look at this. Off the shoulder.

It's an option. Isn't it?

-This is off the shoulder. -Yes, I like it.

-Just keep that there. -Yeah.

And this...

Is the parking up?

Gabriel, give me five minutes, please.

-All right, yeah! -This is important.

And okay, just leaning into each other. Lovely!

That-- that is so nice, okay.

Maybe if you get your hand and move it around into Gabriel's hair,

that would be lovely. That's it! Hand in the hair.

Nice smile there, Gabriel.

-With teeth! -Uh, teeth.

That's beautiful! Lovely! Well done.

Okay, so you're seeing something in the water, you're just pointing in the water.

That's nice, just a little bit closer together.

And again, here we go.

Just one more minute... We'll take a few more shots here. Okay?

Looking at each other just and then keep your faces forward as well.

So, I'm looking at you, I'm not looking at her?

No, well, you can look slightly at her.

A little bit more of a smile. It-- it is a happy day for you, okay?

Just happy on the day.

-Will you put your phone away? -So okay!

So, we're just on the time here.

Nice! That's it! Just looking this way. That's great!

Okay. So, if you just take a look.

It's that kind of shot there. Okay? You see the way...

Yeah, I like that but I just don't know that frame needs to be wider.

-We need to get that real... -Okay. Sir, do you want to take a look in here for a second?

-Gabriel! -No, they're fine. They're lovely. Yeah.

So, what we can see there, you see-- you got the pathway so people can see...

You know you're on a journey and that's...

[Sile] Why?

Why, Gabriel?

I can't. I'm sorry, Sile. I just can't do it.

It's just the jitters.

-It's not just the jitters. -Well, what is it then?

The wedding has you possessed.

Look, I don't know you anymore.

I'm still the same person that you fell in love with.

I don't have a say in anything.

Yes, you do. Of course, you do.

You've already picked out the church, the band, my suit, the best man.

Sile, the wedding is not for another year.

I thought you wanted Daniel to be your best man.

I did. But I wanted to ask him.

Okay, look fine. We'll slow things down a bit.

But then why did we see ten photographers, about fifty cakes,

-and God knows how many wedding dresses this week alone. -Because I'm excited.

I think we should put the wedding off.

I'm just not ready.

Why are you doing this?

-I was happy with who you were before all of this. -Yeah, I'm happy with you too.

Then put the wedding off.

I was supposed to meet Zoe and Jackie this afternoon.

I was going to ask them to be bridesmaids. What about that?

Of course you were.

But you won't miss me there, will you?

Why don't you just have the wedding without me too?

¶¶¶

Thanks!

What happened?

He said I was a bridezilla. I wasn't, was I?

Was I?

He said I've changed.

I haven't changed, have I?

-Have I, Jackie? -No, no, not at all.

Thanks, sis.

Where's Zoe?

Hear, what's the story with her and Daniel? I don't want to say the wrong thing.

She caught him in bed with her housemate. Don't say a thing.

-Hey! How are you? -Hey! Sorry I'm late.

Jackie, hi!

-Hey! -Hey, Sile!

How are you? You okay?

Aw, look.

I don't want to pry you but everything seemed fine yesterday. What happened?

He got cold feet.

-A year before the wedding? -Yeah, I know.

He's not ready.

Are they ever?

Don't worry Sile, it'll happen for you.

It will and it will be great.

Thanks, guys.

-Thank you. -Cheers!

Cheers!

So, how are you?

-You heard? -Yeah.

Ugh!

Well, I'm looking for a new housemate. Either of you know anyone?

You know, I never liked her.

And he is a lying, sleazy, ugh!

You know Gabriel never cheated on me.

Jackie, you used to work with Daniel in his uncle's pub at weekends. Did she ever come in?

Sure no one ever went into that bar. His uncle was the bullocks.

-Girls, I'm going to do it. -What?

Get married.

Of course you are.

No, I'm going to get married in the next year.

I can't cancel the castle. It's the perfect venue.

What?

It'll be another two years before there's a date available.

I'm nearly thirty.

I'm not getting any younger.

So, when is this guy going to propose? On his way up the aisle?

I have a year.

There's speed dating in Mulligan's on Saturday night.

No, no way!

Gabriel works there.

-Well, there's karaoke anyway. -Oh that's on afterwards.

Oh, wow! Look who's after walking in.

[exhales]

They're going to get back together.

Why do you say that?

See how quickly she went over to him.

-Told you! -Shit!

Why did you let me say that?

-So, are you guys back together then, yeah? -No, he's still a rat.

I just gave him a hug because he told me his mom is sick.

Guys, there's no way I can go to Mulligan's on Saturday. It's full of creeps.

Hm.

¶¶¶

I'm sick of these things.

I might go back on the internet.

Look around. At least you can spot the creeps here.

Hi, Gabriel!

Shouldn't you be on this side of the bar? I thought you were single again.

Ugh, don't even go there.

Oh, great! Sile's here.

You want me to cover for you? You can go talk to her?

Nope. Like it's all the same.

[bell tingling]

[woman] Take your seats. Speed dating is going to start in two minutes.

-I'll catch you later. -Alright.

[girl] I had a disaster date last week.

A man tried to skip dinner and book a hotel room.

That's nothing. I went on a date on one day,

ended up paying for everything including his bus fare.

Okay, the girls stay in their seats, the guys move on.

Lads, you have five minutes to impress

and if it goes well, a lifetime to undress.

Oh, oh, and if anyone gets hitched, I get the maid of honor gig.

So, have you been to many of these things?

-No. -No, me neither.

But my wife says I should get out more.

You're taking the piss?

No, God no!

She's a paraplegic from the neck down.

She can't...

You know. And she only wants me to be happy.

Um, I'm looking for a nice, quiet, homely girl.

It's about time I settle down.

Party's over.

But I mean in the meantime we can have a few drinks and you know.

I mean, I-- I pack my toothbrush.

I help disabled kids. It's very rewarding.

Me too! Where?

Um, the disabled center in town?

I've never seen you there.

Erm, do you have any pets? I love dogs.

Me too!

[Zoe] Ha!

Dogs are loyal!

Do you two know each other?

[exhales] Yeah! Kind of, yeah.

[bell tingling]

Hi. I thought it would be rude to skip your table.

But it wasn't too rude to shag my flat mate?

I'm so tired of saying sorry, Zoe. You have to stop doing this every time we meet.

¶¶¶

[general chattering]

[bell tingling]

I've slept with a lot of women. I've been very fortunate.

But they haven't all been ten.

If they have a nice personality and you know, um a nice pair of...

[bell tingling]

Ugh! You.

Just what I need to wind off a bad evening.

Hi, Sile. How are you?

Like you care.

You knew Gabriel was going to break up with me, didn't you?

I had no idea, and to be honest, I thought it was a shitty thing to do. You didn't deserve that.

Thanks.

Is there anything I can do?

No, he made it pretty clear it's all over.

What about you and Zoe?

She doesn't believe me. It wasn't really my fault.

Her housemate took advantage of me.

-[laughing] -She did.

Thanks, I needed that.

¶¶¶

Oh God!

-Sorry pal, I'm doing you no favors here. -[laughing]

He's got a great moustache, doesn't he?

[Sile] Yeah, I'm a little bit further-sighted.

Is that to scale?

Are you cold up there?

[Sile] I hope they're paying you well.

Fair playing to you, Sile! I can't believe you pulled it off.

What the-- Trish! You'll jinx it.

Does he know you kept the same wedding date and venue?

Nope.

It never came up.

And no one's going to mention it on the day either, right?

[church bells chiming]

He's not here, Sile.

What?

He's not here.

He's running late.

Why did you say that?

Get back into the car and drive around for a bit.

Oh wait! There he is. He's just gone in.

Give it a minute.

How do I look?

Beautiful!

Thank you!

Is Zoe here?

No, I haven't seen her.

Okay.

-Let's do this. -Okay.

[wedding tune]

Lads, you're in the wrong spots.

All right!

Father, thank you very much!

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