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[Laughing in the Wind]

Episode 2

So you are Linghu Chong of the Mount Hua Sect.

Respects, Master Yu.

You've come seeking the Evil-warding Sword manual, no?

Get him!

Father! Mother!

- Leave quickly. - Father! Mother!

Leave!

Mother!

Who is it?

Striking from the dark?

Show yourself!

You've leveled the Fuwei Escort Bureau

destroyed Lin Zhennan's house, and committed many acts of evil.

Do you not repent?

Who is this?

Fourth Brother.

Bring it.

Where's Lin Zhennan?

Still in our hands.

Linghu Chong!

I'll take your life sooner or later!

Let's go!

Bear, wild boar! Qingcheng four beasts!

I'll spare your head and paws for now.

Save it for the next time I drink.

Little sister.

Little sister!

Little sister!

Little brother.

That sister of yours, after rescuing Lin Pingzhi

already set off in South Mount Heng's direction.

Move, quickly.

Thank you for the help, Elder Qu.

But, let's make things clear.

Last time, I saved your life.

This time, you saved my life.

In short, we're even now. We owe each other nothing.

Now, things are back to normal.

The world and the cult have a deep hatred and cannot coexist.

Coming across cult members, you can only trade exchanges with swords.

Isn't that right?

As long as you remember it.

After today, we don't know each other.

We won't need to speak with swords then?

Sacred Lady.

Quickly!

Elder Qu.

Who is this 'Sacred Lady' you all keep mentioning?

Is she really that scary?

The Cult owes much to the Sacred Lady.

To repay her kindness in saving them

they are whole-heartedly devoted to her.

They're even willing to die for her.

Living or dying for her, that's your business.

What's it got to do with me?

By orders of the Cult leader, Dongfang Bubai

the Sacred Lady has come to kill me.

I live on the brink of death.

I hope for your help on something.

Let's be clear here.

We are on opposing sides.

You and I can only speak through swords.

Even to seek someone of a famed upright sect

you're still unwilling?

A famed upright sect? Who is it?

Hurry.

Little brother.

Please.

Bring this jiaowei qin to the South Mount Heng City.

Give it to South Mount Heng's Liu Zhengfeng.

Bring this to Liu Zhengfeng of the South Mount Heng City

who is soon retiring from the world?

That's right.

I greet thee, Sacred Lady.

Elder Qu, Have you come to present the score?

Indeed.

There is still one more verse I have yet to teach to you.

As long as you remember.

We've heard nothing!

You better not have.

I don't want to see you two ever again.

Thank you for your mercy.

We will not forget your kindness even after death.

Thank you for your mercy!

Elder Qu.

I don't want to see you again either.

Besides death, I have no other choices.

You are such a cruel woman.

The Sacred Lady did this to save me.

That's why she executed those two.

He is Liu Zhengfeng?

No no no.

Just a passerby.

I am Linghu Chong of the Mount Hua's Sect.

The famed upright clans of the world are all hypocritical and deceitful.

One Liu Zhengfeng was enough to destroy your reputation

and keep you on the run.

Uncle Dongfang passed a Blackwood Order

for you to commit suicide and uphold the Cult laws.

I dare not refute the Cult laws.

I only ask that you allow me to meet with Brother Liu once more.

You can barely hold on to your life and you still want to see him?

Brother Liu loves to play the guqin.

I love to play the flute.

Between us, our guqin and flutes match with mutual understanding and respect.

In the end, we made a song together.

There is still one verse in the middle that requires us to revise

and finish together.

I beg of you to allow us to fulfill this last wish of ours.

After that moment

I, Qu Yang, will gladly receive death.

Just to revise one verse, for one song?

Elder Qu.

Even though I don't understand music, it must be the best song in the world.

When you finish it, can I be the first to hear it?

Okay.

- It's a promise. - It's a promise!

No!

I want to be the first to hear it. And the first to learn it.

Sacred Lady.

I cannot enter the Liu family home.

Brother Liu knows this guqin as me.

Thus, I trouble this little brother

to bring this guqin to Liu Zhengfeng and invite him to meet outside the city.

Fine then.

After your meeting, come to me and receive your fate.

Thank you for your kindness.

- Qu Yang begs of you... - Elder Qu.

There's no need for this.

I will definitely deliver this.

However...

I must make this clear.

I'm only going to deliver this guqin.

It has nothing to do with your demonic cult.

You dare insult the Sun Moon Holy Cult?

Elder Qu.

I also never want to see him again.

Please have mercy, Sacred Lady.

Do not kill him!

Please have mercy, Sacred Lady. Have mercy!

Elder Qu.

Brother, I am worthless for allowing Lin Pingzhi to escape.

Renjie.

According to the laws of the Qingcheng Sect, you must face your own failures.

Master has plotted this for over ten years.

Your one slip, has sown a seed of misfortune for the Qingcheng Sect.

Master spares me.

If I, Luo Renjie, don't catch Lin Pingzhi, then I won't return to face master.

Fine.

Master will await your good news at the South Mount Heng Retiree Meeting.

Go away!

If you come any closer, I'll stab you with my sword.

Don't come any closer!

Little master Yilin, you have a kind heart.

You can't bear to kill me, right?

Don't come any closer.

Stop running!

Don't come any closer!

Where will you run now?

Don't come closer!

Don't come any closer!

I got you!

Don't come closer!

I don't, you don't, they don't?

Don't come closer.

Don't come closer.

Don't come closer.

Come any closer

and I'll kill you!

Little Master.

Wait a little bit.

Have a little nap.

Perverted freak!

- Perverted freak! - Don't move!

No!

Stop moving.

No!

If you move or resist, I won't just settle for a nap, but I'll get angry.

Who is it?

Get away from here!

Don't make me angry!

If I get angry, you're dead meat.

Which small fry dares to act so impudently?

Come out!

Tell me who you are!

Come out!

Come out you punk!

I see you already!

Do you know who I am?

I'm the Far-Traveled Loner, Tian Boguang!

What's the matter? Scared now?

Come out if you dare!

Do you know you've ruined my business?

Come out if you dare!

Come out! Get out here!

Dare to come out?

Dare not come out.

Where do you think you're going?

Let go of me!

Let go of me!

You think this is funny?

I'll show you what's funny.

Careful, he's going out.

Thank you.

But I have eyes in the back of my head, so I saw him already.

Besides, his step technique cannot beat mine!

Fine!

Wait right there!

Let's see whose step technique is better!

Okay, bring it!

Come get me!

Come out!

I see you!

Don't be scared. I'm here to save you!

Are you coming out or not?

What acupuncture did he press?

He pressed my...

Three inches below the belly.

If you don't get out here, I'll be mad!

He knows you can't release it. Just go.

If he comes back, you'll die.

Hurry and come out!

The Five Mountain Sword Alliance are one. How can I leave a fellow sister in need?

Sorry in advance.

Get out here.

I doubt you have the guts anyway.

Come out if you dare. Come out!

Damn it!

Let's hide out here for a bit.

In a little while, your acupuncture will release itself.

Come out.

Come out.

I see you already.

Are you coming out?

Are you coming out or not?

Fine then.

I see you guys. I see you guys!

I'll stab you and cut you to death. Are you coming out or not?

You better come out.

Not coming out, are you?

I'm telling you to come out.

Damn it.

I will definitely find you.

Your wound...

It's nothing.

I think he'll be back for sure.

Let's go back and hide in that hut again.

What do you think?

Little Master.

Try circulating your chi again. See if you can release the acupuncture.

I can't.

Sorry for this.

Look carefully. This is your own hand.

Don't blame me.

So the lamb is still in the sheep pen.

Not really a dirty old man after all.

So its a protege of the Mount Hua Sect.

Your Mount Hua sword style is no match to me.

It doesn't matter whether I am of the Mount Hua Sect or North Mount Heng Sect.

I'm no match for perverts like you.

I'd like to see you try.

On guard.

Brother of Mount Hua, let's fight him together!

You should leave now. Even together, we can't beat him.

It's good that you know.

I rather respect your bravery.

Cut the nonsense!

Leave!

Little Nun, are you okay?

Quickly go to the South Mount Heng City and find the Retiree Meeting.

We have many friends there. This pervert dare not chase you.

This little nun can't bear to leave me.

She won't leave, right?

Go now!

Little Nun! Why aren't you going?

You being here is preventing me from using my unstoppable martial arts!

Brother of Mount Hua!

Why are you still standing there?

Tian Boguang, come.

Just kill me then.

With the little nun here, I can't beat you anyway.

Linghu Chong, you sure are passionate.

But the little nun doesn't even know your name.

That's right.

Brother, what's your name?

Foolish little nun.

In the Mount Hua Sect, only Linghu Chong has such bravery and chivalry.

So its Big Brother Linghu.

Are you leaving or not?

I...

Come.

Just kill me now.

I don't want to live anymore anyway.

Tian Boguang!

You have to listen to my advice.

If you touch that little nun, your lineage shall end.

Greetings, Master.

Has Lin Zhennan said anything?

Their lips are sealed. They have said nothing.

They won't talk no matter what we do.

I want them kept alive to talk.

Tell everyone.

Any more mishaps, and our Qingcheng laws shall apply.

I'm certain Lin Pingzhi will go to South Mount Heng.

This is where he must pass through.

Assign more men, and block all paths.

Lin Pingzhi must be recaptured.

Understood.

Greetings, Headmaster Yu.

By orders of my master, Liu Zhengfeng, I've come to welcome you.

Master Liu is much too courteous.

Here to South Mount Heng is a half day trip.

Please enjoy a meal before setting off.

No need. We should make haste.

Have the carriages lead, let's go.

Yes sir.

Carriage, let's go.

Little Master, you cannot escape me.

Put this on for me.

Put it on.

Stop! Where you running to?

Your beauty dazzles the fish and birds.

Come! Let's go and get drunk!

And have a good time!

A nun does not drink or eat meat. It's the rules of our nunnery.

What rules of monks and nuns?

I'll make you break them all soon!

Come!

Let's go. Go up.

Otherwise, I'll strip your clothes in front of everyone.

Welcome upstairs!

Good!

Brother Linghu?

You again?

Linghu Chong, it sure is a small world!

Come! Drink!

Whenever I meet a nun, I am just destined to lose.

Fine! I'll share a few drinks with you!

Move aside!

Pour the wine!

Coming.

Worthless twit!

Leave!

Brother Tian, great sabre skills!

Great man!

Linghu Chong, why take my sabre cut for such a person?

I already received three cuts from you yesterday.

What's one more cut today anyway?

Get lost!

Pour wine.

The little nun will pour the wine.

Wait!

If I were to drink wine poured by this little nun

wouldn't I be cursed for a lifetime?

Get lost!

Little nun, don't feel bad.

He's trying to save you by acting mad to make you leave.

I have to admire you!

Linghu Chong, you're already injured.

But to save this little nun here, you risked your life and chased me here.

You are indeed a real man of the world.

I dare not.

I am but a loser to Brother Tian.

You flatter me too much.

One cannot truly meet without fighting! Let's be friends?

This beautiful little nun, whose eyes show her passion for me.

I'll give her to you.

Remember this.

I never betray friends for any women.

Her?

This little nun's face shows no life.

She eats nothing but vegetables all day. Nothing but a bearer of misfortune.

Brother Tian.

I, Linghu Chong, hate nuns the most.

I want to kill all nuns in the world.

Get lost! The farther the better!

Linghu Chong, you are such a fearless man.

Seeing this little nun, why do you bear such a taboo?

Brother Tian.

It is well said that there are three poisons in the world.

Nuns, arsenic, and snakes.

No matter how brave you are, you must not touch them.

If Brother Tian were to touch this little nun, you would be tainted with misfortune.

Though your name is Far-Traveled Loner

I fear you won't be able to move any steps further.

Little nun, quickly. Get lost.

Get far away from me.

Seeing you annoys me.

Brother Tian, we are friends.

Come! I drink to you!

I have come and gone alone as I please.

I have no such taboos.

Little nun, pour wine!

You are the Far-Traveled Loner, Tian Boguang?

- That's right! - You perverted reject.

I will kill you on behalf of the world.

Please!

Drink!

Don't harm Uncle Tiansong!

Linghu Chong, I am your friend.

It's because I respect you that I stand up to fight.

Gratitude.

Great sword skills! Why doesn't the priest come attack?

I am an upright man of the Mount Tai Sect. How can I team up with an evil man?

Do not slander him.

This brother Linghu is a good man.

A good man? A good man befriends a pervert?

Do not kill him!

If little beauty says not to kill, then I won't kill him.

Let's continue drinking.

Young miss, want a green onion?

Second Brother!

Where is Elder Brother?

Come with me.

Second Brother, we got separated.

Got separated?

Second Brother, do you see Yu Canghai and those men?

Yes.

In the mountains, I saw them changing carriages

and took away Lin Zhennan and his wife.

Master wanted you two to observe the Qingcheng Sect's movements.

Who told you to lend hand and save them?

We couldn't just idly watch them die.

Master has said, for you to meet everyone in South Mount Heng.

I will not.

I still have to find Elder Brother.

Little sister.

Is the trouble you two caused in Fujian not enough?

Yu Canghai has already suspected it's our Mount Hua Sect that's opposing him.

Master is very angry.

He says will heavily punish Elder Brother.

You should not let your father worry any more.

I am sending you off immediately. Then I'll come back and look for him.

Perhaps he is already at South Mount Heng. Hurry up and go.

Boring boring boring. It's really boring.

Fine, since you won't release her.

If you won't release her...

Then let's fight!

Forget about it, you can't beat me!

Fighting upright, I cannot beat Brother Tian.

But... if we fight sitting down?

Then Brother Tian is no match for me.

What did you say?

Brother Tian doesn't know?

Fighting upright, I rank about 98th in the world.

But fighting sitting down?

I rank second.

Then who is number one?

Naturally it's the Sun Moon Cult head, Dongfang Bubai.

Let's not talk of the demonic cult, okay?

Fine then.

Show me then, the skills of the world's number two.

That won't do.

If this goes down, I'd be taking advantage of a friend.

Brother Linghu is generous.

Quite admirable.

This sword style stinks to high heaven, what's admirable about it?

Does it stink more than a toilet?

Brother Tian is so smart!

Whenever I poop in the morning, flies fly around the toilet everywhere.

It's so annoying!

Therefore, I lift my sword and thrust.

I missed at first.

Over time, practice makes perfect, and I could hit them with one thrust.

Mastery slowly builds, and with one thrust

I could kill an entire group of them.

Within these moves of stabbing flies, I gained insight on a set of swordplay.

But whenever I use this sword style

I'm on the toilet.

That's why it stinks all the time.

You take me for a toilet fly?

Please calm down, Brother Tian!

While I was learning this swordplay, it was only for fun

and not for fighting with others.

Besides, I dare not take you for a toilet fly.

- Must we compete sitting down? - Yes!

Fine then.

Let's set some rules before competing.

Before an outcome is decided, whoever stands up first loses.

Fine, whoever stands first is the loser.

Whoever loses, if they see the little nun, must not touch her in the future

and must respectfully salute her and say

'Master, pupil Tian Boguang greets you.'

How do you know I will lose?

Loser must also join North Mount Heng Clan as a pupil of Master Nun Dingyi.

Whoever is afraid of being her disciple, should just not compete!

I can't take you in as a disciple.

My martial arts is bad and my master won't allow it.

Everyone in our North Mount Heng Sect is female.

This cannot be... I...

Little nun!

Do you want me to win or lose?

Brother Linghu, you can definitely win!

You're number two when fighting while sitting.

You can definitely win!

We're about to start. You should leave now.

With you here in front of me, I'll lose before I begin.

Brother Tian, standing means defeat.

What do I have to fear? I will be her disciple if I lose.

Bring it!

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