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Kourtney: Filming, it doesn't
make me happy,
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and, like, it's not worth it.
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I just can't do it anymore.
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Take a break
if you need a break.
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It's not worth breaking you,
it's not worth you
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breaking somebody's face.
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What kind of relationship
is this?
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You're just such
a bitch, though.
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You don't think you're a bitch
just 'cause you cry?
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Kourtney: No, I just feel like
it's hard.
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It's, like, hard to communicate.
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Hard-- like I've said,
hard to come to work
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when you feel
this intense attitude
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and being ganged up on
every day.
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I just feel like I'm
on a hamster wheel.
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Kourtney, don't leave, please.
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And it's just not something
I can continue to do.
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I'm taking a break
from the show.
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Now I can focus, I can plan
my time of being a mom.
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I've decided to take
a big step back from
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filming with my sisters.
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Life is too short.
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Man:
Thanks, kourt.
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Bye. Thank you.
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I really support kourtney
taking a step back.
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I think if she needs that,
then that's exactly
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what she should get
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we obviously didn't
resolve everything.
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And we really haven't
heard from her.
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So we're just kind of waiting.
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If kourtney wants to film,
she'll film.
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If she doesn't, she won't,
and I'm all for it.
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I'm all for doing whatever
makes your soul happy.
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What she said.
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♪ ♪
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-what do you think, mase?
Are you a buyer?
-Yeah.
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That's too low.
Much too low.
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Scott:
The past couple years, I've been
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building houses
and selling them.
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And it's been an unbelievable
journey for me.
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And tonight I'm hosting
an open house.
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And I figure I'll bump elbows
with the people around town.
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-This is beautiful.
-Oh, good. Thanks.
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Well, done.
Congratulations.
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Yeah, it's all about
the backyard.
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♪ ♪
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scott: I've been really happy
and excited
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that I found, I think,
my calling, real estate.
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You know, I really built
the whole house.
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So seeing something
start to finish
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in front of your eyes
is really cool.
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Sofia:
She's having so much fun
with mason.
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Like she's just attached to him.
"mason! Mason!"
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mason's obsessed with her.
That's all he talks about.
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I know, like... I-I know.
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Scott:
He really is.
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-Hey, mase. Bye, guys.
-You get their number?
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-What?
-You get their phone number?
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-Scott: Yeah.
-Aha.
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♪ ♪
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kris:
So, listen up.
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I have a lesson
to teach you people.
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So, you know when
you have a credit card,
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and you get your bill?
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Sometimes there'll be
a little pamphlet in there.
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It'll say you think...
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Is that where you got
your toupee from?
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My toupee?
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-Uh-huh.
-I do not--
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does it look like
I have a toupee on?
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A million percent.
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-It does?
-Mm-hmm.
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Oh, this is terrible.
Is that better?
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(laughter)
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do you have a mirror?
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I can't see that far away.
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Will you just fix it?
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-Let me see it again.
-Okay.
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-That's better.
-Is it doable?
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-However you just were before...
-Yeah?
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...It was wild,
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-and I couldn't
let you film like that.
-Okay.
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Um, are you dating anybody?
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No.
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Not even thinking about it.
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No? You been on a date?
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-No.
-Stop.
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Well, not since tristan
and I broke up.
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-Yeah.
-Yeah.
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I have friends go,
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"I want to hook you up
with someone."
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I just don't care.
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I'm focused on myself and true,
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and that's just what I do.
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Yeah.
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Who knows, maybe I'll
never date again.
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Khloe has definitely been
through a rough year.
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And the fact that she says
she doesn't want to date again
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is a little sad for me
because I want her
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to live her best life,
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and hope that she'll have
another baby one day.
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Kris:
And I think it's good
to put yourself
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out there for a little bit
in order to figure out
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what you want
and what's meant to be.
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Do you want another baby?
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Not now, no.
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-Are your eggs frozen?
-No.
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If I want to, I will one day.
I just don't care to.
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You need frozen eggs.
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I'm not worried about it.
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I just find it so strange that
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people find it
such a negative
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when somebody wants
to be single.
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Trust me, if I wanted to date,
I would date.
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I want to invest my energy
in my daughter,
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in my self-healing.
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And I think that should be
really empowering,
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and it should be more rewarded
rather than frowned upon
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and like, "oh, my gosh,
is she okay?"
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I'm actually (bleep) fantastic.
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And I think everyone needs
to jump on this bandwagon.
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I'm completely happy and fine.
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Wow. That's impressive.
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♪ ♪
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okay, babe.
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Corey:
Bye, babe.
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Ah. Hi, guys.
Sorry I'm late.
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Hey. Look how cute you look.
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Thank you.
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Do I have lipstick
all over my face?
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No. Why?
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Oh, we were just having
a little make-out session
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in the car.
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Is that too much?
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-Why, um...
-Is my shirt on right?
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Why would your shirt
not be on right?
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Just one of those days.
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Why isn't corey here?
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I thought he was coming
to lunch.
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Corey had to go home and sleep
'cause we were up all night.
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You know how that goes.
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I love our dynamic
with our mom,
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and I would not change it
for the world.
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But does my mom overshare?
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I mean, she's talking about
her lipstick being smeared,
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her mojo, just...
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Some things, zip it.
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-Thank you so much.
-Okay, enjoy.
-Wow.
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-Wow.
-Tiramisu?
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I heard it was the dessert
of lovers.
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(laughter)
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-enjoy, okay?
-Kris: Thank you.
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Mm.
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Mm.
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I could rub this
all over my body.
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Ew. Why would you want to?
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Trust me.
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Women go through
different stages in life,
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and I'm going through
one of those stages
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where I cannot get enough
of my boyfriend.
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You've just got to get it
when you can.
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I couldn't be more opposite
right now.
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And it's a little unfair
that I'm dating
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and having the time of my life,
and khloe's not.
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You should taste this, guys.
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This is like a sex dessert.
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Stop saying sex like that.
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-Why?
-Shh. Just...
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It's not a dirty word.
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(loudly):
Sex!
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-Mom, stop.
-Sex!
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Oh, sorry.
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I-I... I wanted some...
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(quietly):
Some sex.
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(kris laughing)
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I cannot stop thinking
about sex.
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-These lights are cool.
-Kendall's like, "anything."
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I feel like they're just
giving me a hard time
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about feeling sexual
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and just being myself.
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They're gonna figure this out
when they're my age,
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and they're gonna feel
really bad about this one day.
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Khloe:
I can't have this conversation.
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All righty.
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Are you single? Yeah? Really?
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Kris:
I'm a pretty good wingwoman.
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I'm especially good at
setting people up together.
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Mm-mm-mm.
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You know, like, I'm not sure
if I want to have more kids,
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which I'm not, and that's fine.
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While you're in
the unsure phase,
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why don't you just
freeze your eggs?
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I'm just saying right now,
true is under two,
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and currently, I'm not sure
if I want another kid. Okay.
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You don't want to look back
and go, "ah, I should have."
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-♪ ♪
-(indistinct chatter)
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hi.
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Woman:
Hi. How are you?
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-This?
-Oh, my gosh.
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Yeah, so...
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Do you know how old that is?
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-What is it?
-It's just, like,
birth certificates
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and marriage certificates.
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Divorce papers.
(chuckles)
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kim:
Do you think you'd ever
date again?
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I would have dated by now.
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I got a couple
of "boyfriends," but...
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-Really?
-Yeah.
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Wait, mom, what's a "boyfriend"?
What does that mean?
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"a boy who's a friend."
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-someone to occupy your time.
-Yeah.
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You could date at any age,
mary jo.
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Oh, okay. Thank you.
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(chuckles)
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I was over at khloe's visiting,
and I felt like
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she just had such an attitude.
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About dating, about ever meeting
someone or having kids.
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She's feeling defeated,
I think, too.
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Kris:
I just want khloe to be happy,
end of story.
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And if I would have given up
on love a long time ago
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because of the different
things I've been through,
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then I wouldn't be in
the amazing relationship
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that I'm in today.
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So khloe's gonna figure out
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the person
she's supposed to be with,
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but it's really never
gonna happen
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unless she puts herself
out there.
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I really wish that tristan
would have worked out.
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-Yeah.
-I really do.
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But in the meantime,
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I just really strongly believe
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that if she's not interested
in dating right now,
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she's got to freeze her eggs.
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I think it's a good idea, kris,
if you can convince her.
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And I just think we should
also try to figure out ways,
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like, how do we get her
out and about?
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Kim:
I know that khloe's
been in this funk,
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and hasn't been in
the best headspace,
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but I feel like
she has to be out there
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and connect with as many
people as possible.
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I don't know, maybe it'll
bring something out in her
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that'll just inspire her
to just be in a different zone.
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Mj: She's got to meet
the right kind of guy.
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Like an accountant or something.
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Mm-hmm.
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Or a plumber.
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(laughs)
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aren't you the comedian?
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(chuckling)
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♪ ♪
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khloe:
Oh, yeah.
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So, it was the theater,
but I never used it.
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-Khloe: How cute.
-Scott: Oh, my god.
-How cute is it?
254
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-Khloe: Who painted this?
-Me.
255
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-No, you didn't.
-Swear to god.
256
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Scott:
That is an amazing piece.
257
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-Let's get it on.
-Kendall: Well, look, I have
258
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all these thingies
so we don't get dirty.
259
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Let's get serious, guys.
260
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Should we collab on a khlo...
261
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-Uh... Ken... Kenal, kenalo?
-Scott: A khlo?
262
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Khlodall.
263
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-I like khlodall.
-Khlodall.
264
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-We're gonna yodel and khlodall.
-Ooh, should we do,
265
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-like, a sponge painting?
-Khloe: I was
already gonna do that.
266
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You're in my brain.
267
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Scott:
So, gonna have to be in arizona.
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-Khloe: For what?
-For this, like, real estate
269
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speaking engagement gig
that I got.
270
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-Really?
-Kendall: That's cool.
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Khloe:
How long are you talking for?
272
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Scott:
I think it's, like,
four or five minutes.
273
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But I think the conference
is a couple hours.
274
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-But how cool to do something
different like that.
-Yeah.
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No, I'm excited.
276
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Scott:
I never thought selling houses
277
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was gonna start going
into speaking engagements.
278
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But josh altman and I have
gone back a really long time.
279
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He's an unbelievable
real estate agent.
280
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And he came to me and said,
281
00:11:46,573 --> 00:11:49,174
"I've been doing these speaking
engagements and they want you
282
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to host one with me."
283
00:11:50,944 --> 00:11:52,911
you know, I figure,
if this goes well,
284
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I definitely think it's gonna be
a positive, great thing,
285
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not only for my life, but also
for my real estate business.
286
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,052
I mean, I used to get paid
to go to parties
287
00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:05,023
and be a piece of (bleep), so...
Things are looking up.
288
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Khloe:
What the hell are you gonna
talk about, anyway?
289
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-Just, like, flipping?
-Scott: Uh, yeah.
290
00:12:09,763 --> 00:12:11,896
Scott:
I need to figure out
how to get myself comfortable
291
00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:14,899
so I can kind of move
with the questions
292
00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,602
if questions start firing at me.
293
00:12:17,604 --> 00:12:20,071
-Yeah.
-Kendall: I want
to flip a house.
294
00:12:20,073 --> 00:12:21,906
-Khloe (laughs): Kendall is...
-I'll do one with...
295
00:12:21,908 --> 00:12:23,875
-Khloe: ...Bored or something.
-No, I'm serious.
296
00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,644
Scott:
If you find something
that has potential,
297
00:12:26,646 --> 00:12:29,147
just have to find something
with a good location.
298
00:12:29,149 --> 00:12:31,049
-Kendall: Mm-hmm.
-You can always build it
to be better.
299
00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,884
Kendall:
Right. Whoops...
300
00:12:32,886 --> 00:12:34,652
So you're using
your same colors.
301
00:12:34,654 --> 00:12:36,321
-So it stays in the family.
-Khloe: Hey, I'm trying to make
302
00:12:36,323 --> 00:12:38,723
half of a fairy wing for you.
303
00:12:38,725 --> 00:12:41,126
But I don't really know
what a fairy wing looks like.
304
00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:44,229
What-- supposed to be half.
Doesn't look like one, huh?
305
00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:47,398
-Wasn't sure what it was.
-Okay. I got to figure it out.
306
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,667
-We're halfway
through the process.
-Okay.
307
00:12:49,669 --> 00:12:51,102
I'm just trying to think,
do I make another half
308
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:53,238
-of the fairy wing?
-No, you can do whatever.
309
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,440
But if you don't even know
it's a fairy wing,
310
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,176
-then that's a problem.
-Well, I didn't at first.
311
00:12:58,178 --> 00:13:00,912
(chuckles)
it's okay. Art is...
312
00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,781
-What you make it.
-Sure.
313
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♪ ♪
314
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mj:
This isn't a gucci store, is it?
315
00:13:10,023 --> 00:13:11,089
Kris:
No.
316
00:13:11,091 --> 00:13:12,991
It's cute, though.
317
00:13:12,993 --> 00:13:15,260
This is a huge store.
318
00:13:15,262 --> 00:13:16,427
Kris:
I wonder
319
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:19,030
if reign has a bike.
320
00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:21,166
Mj:
How about this?
321
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:23,134
I could get this for true.
322
00:13:23,136 --> 00:13:25,804
-These are fishing rods.
-Hmm.
323
00:13:25,806 --> 00:13:28,973
Kris:
Mj and I are at
dick's sporting goods today
324
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:30,975
because the holidays
are right around the corner,
325
00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:34,779
so even though we have some time
until we roll into christmas,
326
00:13:34,781 --> 00:13:38,183
I am here to help mj
get her holiday shopping done.
327
00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:40,318
Mj:
Oh, here's the real basketballs.
328
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,221
Why don't we get this
for, um, mason?
329
00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,693
Mj:
You think?
330
00:13:48,695 --> 00:13:52,330
Excuse me, do you know anything
about basketballs?
331
00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:53,765
You do?
332
00:13:55,368 --> 00:13:57,135
Oh.
333
00:13:57,137 --> 00:13:58,970
Do you play this with your kids?
334
00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:02,807
Oh, you don't? Are you single?
335
00:14:02,809 --> 00:14:05,977
-Yeah? Really?
-Yeah...
336
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,147
Walking up and down the aisles
at a sporting goods store,
337
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,984
it suddenly hit me
that this is the perfect place
338
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,385
for khloe to flirt
with somebody.
339
00:14:14,387 --> 00:14:17,088
There's a lot of cute guys
in here.
340
00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,424
-I guess you're looking, right?
-Well, I'm not looking.
341
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:21,426
-I'm just looking...
-It sounds like you are.
342
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,261
-(laughs)
-no, I'm looking for khloe.
343
00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,363
-Oh, okay.
-Kris: When I was single
344
00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:27,832
at khloe's age,
it was so fun to flirt.
345
00:14:27,834 --> 00:14:30,235
Hello.
346
00:14:30,237 --> 00:14:31,436
Good.
347
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:36,741
Trying to look
for a couple gifts.
348
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:40,378
Do you come here often?
(chuckles)
349
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:43,214
I have a daughter, actually.
Khloe.
350
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,251
Kris:
I know khloe's gonna kill me,
but I don't care.
351
00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:49,554
I think she should have some fun
and put herself out there,
352
00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:51,356
because I don't want her
to be so bitter
353
00:14:51,358 --> 00:14:53,958
about ever dating again.
354
00:14:53,960 --> 00:14:55,393
-Hi.
-How you doing?
355
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,928
Good. How are you?
356
00:14:56,930 --> 00:14:59,130
What is that?
357
00:14:59,132 --> 00:15:00,932
Are you an athlete?
358
00:15:00,934 --> 00:15:02,433
-Oh, you're a trainer?
-Yeah.
359
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:04,869
My daughter's actually
looking for a trainer right now,
360
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,938
so that's such a coincidence.
361
00:15:06,940 --> 00:15:09,974
This is the one
you'd be training.
362
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,076
(laughs):
Are you?
363
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,811
Khloe:
Hello?
364
00:15:13,813 --> 00:15:15,480
-Hey.
-Hi, mom.
365
00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,149
-Hi, so I'm with mj...
-Yeah?
366
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:20,985
...And this really
cute guy's here.
367
00:15:20,987 --> 00:15:23,421
-(whispers): Okay.
-Mj: I showed him a picture.
368
00:15:23,423 --> 00:15:25,056
Mj just showed him your picture.
369
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:26,257
-You showed him khloe's picture?
-Khloe: Shut up!
370
00:15:26,259 --> 00:15:27,392
And he's all up for it.
371
00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,227
Khloe:
Stop, stop.
372
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,263
My mom is being so crazy.
373
00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:34,232
I don't know what it is.
She is...
374
00:15:34,234 --> 00:15:39,070
Ugh, foaming at the mouth
for the opposite sex.
375
00:15:39,072 --> 00:15:41,072
Or maybe just sex.
I have no idea.
376
00:15:41,074 --> 00:15:44,142
I mean, mj's sending me pictures
377
00:15:44,144 --> 00:15:46,911
from a sporting goods store
of these gentlemen.
378
00:15:46,913 --> 00:15:50,448
This shop is not open
for business, though. Okay?
379
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:51,950
Closed.
380
00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,284
-Kris: You want to talk to him?
-Mom, no.
381
00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,119
-Yeah, you should.
-Khloe: No, no, no, no.
382
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:57,255
-Sorry, what was
your name again?
-Khloe: No, no, no, no.
383
00:15:57,257 --> 00:16:00,024
-Kris: Jay, say hi to khloe.
-How you doing, khloe?
384
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,126
-Khloe: Hi, how are you?
-I'm doing great.
385
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,462
-I'm doing great.
-Kris: He's a trainer,
and I was thinking
386
00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:06,464
maybe you guys could have
a session together.
387
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,366
Khloe:
Oh, okay. Got to go. Bye.
388
00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:09,634
(phone beeps off)
389
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:13,304
mj: Okay. I'll tell her
to look you up.
390
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:16,607
-(laughs)
-kris: What a bust.
391
00:16:16,609 --> 00:16:19,010
And she's seriously no fun.
392
00:16:19,012 --> 00:16:21,446
If khloe isn't going
to appreciate
393
00:16:21,448 --> 00:16:23,548
this amazing opportunity,
394
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,650
then I'm gonna have to get
a little more creative.
395
00:16:25,652 --> 00:16:27,652
Let's go, mary jo.
396
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,655
This is like a singles club.
397
00:16:30,657 --> 00:16:33,324
Oh, (bleep).
(groans)
398
00:16:33,326 --> 00:16:35,226
-man: You got to keep
your head down.
-Head down.
399
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,495
Kris: Golf courses are one
of the best places
400
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:38,563
to meet a guy.
401
00:16:38,565 --> 00:16:39,897
Are you married?
402
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,632
-Mom.
-Just being friendly.
403
00:16:43,970 --> 00:16:45,937
♪ ♪
404
00:16:48,575 --> 00:16:50,441
khloe:
Come on, little red riding hood.
405
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,677
Kris:
Back in the day,
there was an actor--
406
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,645
and I'm trying to think
of what his name was--
407
00:16:54,647 --> 00:16:56,581
and he had a sucker
at all times.
408
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,783
-That was his, like, thing.
-Charlie chaplin.
409
00:16:58,785 --> 00:17:01,352
-No.
-How old are you? Just kidding.
410
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,920
Kris:
Beautiful.
411
00:17:02,922 --> 00:17:04,789
How cute. Look at the ducks.
412
00:17:04,791 --> 00:17:07,458
Khloe:
I am really surprised
that my mom invited us
413
00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:08,659
to go golfing today.
414
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:11,195
I am a really good golfer.
415
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:13,698
Khloe:
I have never heard you
mention golf before.
416
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:15,199
Kris:
Well, you're just not listening.
417
00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:18,369
I have golf shoes, golf clothes.
418
00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:21,539
And this is a great place
to be social.
419
00:17:21,541 --> 00:17:23,307
Kim:
Yeah, one of these will do.
420
00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,942
Kim, you don't know
what you're doing, do you?
421
00:17:24,944 --> 00:17:26,944
-Khloe, I took golf lessons.
-What's this?
422
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:29,981
That is, like, the one
in the fairway. That's good.
423
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:31,816
-Kim: That'll make it go...
-What the (bleep) is a fairway?
424
00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,951
(gasps)
was that you, keeks?
425
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,788
Kris:
I think I hit a squirrel.
426
00:17:36,790 --> 00:17:38,623
Khloe:
What's the point of this?
427
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,692
Oh, (bleep).
428
00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,528
(groans) (bleep)
429
00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:44,695
(bleep)
430
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,963
-(bleep)
-(laughs)
431
00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:48,666
khloe:
I'm made for bigger balls.
432
00:17:48,668 --> 00:17:49,901
(laughs)
433
00:17:50,837 --> 00:17:52,403
khloe:
Head down?
434
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:54,038
-Be soft on your knees.
-Okay.
435
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,973
Man:
Got to focus on the ball.
436
00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,975
Ooh. That one sounded nice.
437
00:17:57,977 --> 00:18:00,478
-That was a good one.
-Khloe: Oh, my god. I hit it.
438
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,413
-Hole in one.
-(laughs)
439
00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,915
kris:
Ooh, that's a good shot.
440
00:18:03,917 --> 00:18:06,317
-Do you guys play here a lot?
-Once a week.
441
00:18:06,319 --> 00:18:08,386
-Do your kids play golf?
-If I had kids,
442
00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:10,555
-they would play golf, yeah.
-You don't have kids?
443
00:18:10,557 --> 00:18:11,823
Are you married?
444
00:18:11,825 --> 00:18:13,724
No? Huh.
445
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,893
-(golf club whooshes)
-khloe: (bleep) ass(bleep).
446
00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:17,995
-You know what?
-Kris: Do you guys
come every Monday?
447
00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,497
-Yeah.
-Kris: You should start
448
00:18:19,499 --> 00:18:20,998
coming on mondays.
449
00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:23,568
If-if their friends and them
come on mondays.
450
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:28,005
Golf courses are one of the best
places to meet a guy.
451
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:35,913
The guys are dressed well, they
smell good, they're athletic.
452
00:18:35,915 --> 00:18:37,882
You guys could do,
like, 18 holes.
453
00:18:37,884 --> 00:18:41,586
I don't even know
how to do this, mom.
454
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:44,789
What's wrong with you right now?
No, I think you're, like...
455
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:47,425
-Did you take some viagra
or something?
-What's wrong with you? No.
456
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:49,427
-What...? I am not flirting...
-I think someone put viagra
in your coffee.
457
00:18:49,429 --> 00:18:50,962
-...With anyone.
-Mom.
458
00:18:50,964 --> 00:18:53,965
-Just being friendly.
-Okay. You got to calm down.
459
00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:58,469
Khloe:
My mom is being pretty strange
and extra,
460
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,938
but it doesn't take a genius
to figure all this out.
461
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,608
Bye, guys.
Thanks, you guys, for the tip.
462
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:07,311
I mean, first, it's my mom
trying to put me on the phone
463
00:19:07,313 --> 00:19:10,648
with some guy
from a sporting goods store.
464
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:13,951
And now this
whole golf scenario.
465
00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:17,655
I know you're a horny toad,
kris, but get over it.
466
00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:20,558
I'm single
and I'm very (bleep) happy.
467
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:26,731
Kris:
You guys aren't
very social sometimes.
468
00:19:26,733 --> 00:19:28,499
-What...?
-You have to be
a little more social.
469
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,001
-I was...
-Like, introduce yourself
to people.
470
00:19:30,003 --> 00:19:31,636
Kim:
She was so friendly.
471
00:19:31,638 --> 00:19:33,437
-What do you want her to do?
-Oh-- I said-- what--
472
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:34,772
I think I even asked questions.
473
00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,607
I'm just saying,
as a rule of thumb in life.
474
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:39,777
Mom, you're probably the most
standoffish person ever.
475
00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:42,647
You're only friendly if someone
can offer you something.
476
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,016
-Or if I have a drink.
-Right.
477
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,952
♪ ♪
478
00:19:58,464 --> 00:19:59,997
-are you okay?
-Kris: Yeah, I'm good.
479
00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:01,532
-Hey, babe.
-I rushed over here to--
480
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:02,833
they said
you wanted this, but...
481
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,002
Ah. Perfect.
482
00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,438
-It was, like, 911,
so I didn't know...
-I know.
483
00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,473
-I wanted to see you.
-I was in a meeting.
484
00:20:09,475 --> 00:20:12,043
-Can I have a kiss? Yeah.
-Yeah.
485
00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,477
That's it?
486
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:15,947
Corey:
Mmm.
487
00:20:15,949 --> 00:20:17,682
Kris:
Sex at my age
488
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,784
is amazing
and a beautiful thing.
489
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,486
And guess what.
490
00:20:22,488 --> 00:20:24,722
You just got to get it in
when you can.
491
00:20:24,724 --> 00:20:26,057
Is anybody in here?
492
00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:28,626
-This is some sexy (bleep).
-(laughs)
493
00:20:31,698 --> 00:20:32,863
corey:
This is my lucky day.
494
00:20:32,865 --> 00:20:36,534
(chuckles)
oh, my god.
495
00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:38,169
It's kind of fabulous.
496
00:20:38,171 --> 00:20:40,705
You-- don't leave. Don't you
just have five minutes?
497
00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:42,673
-Come here.
-That's it?
498
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,143
Yeah, do you have five minutes?
499
00:20:46,145 --> 00:20:47,678
-Uh...
-Yes or no?
500
00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:49,513
-Uh, yes, I will make the time.
-(laughs): Okay.
501
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:53,184
All right, you guys.
All of you, get out of here.
502
00:20:53,186 --> 00:20:55,519
Here's my mic.
503
00:20:55,521 --> 00:20:58,022
(fading): I'm taking
a ten-minute break. Bye.
504
00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:00,157
Sorry. Bye.
505
00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,994
That is a lot of people.
506
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,700
♪ ♪
507
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:21,212
oh, my god, I used to eat these
all the time.
508
00:21:21,214 --> 00:21:23,114
Scott:
Yeah, they're your dad's
favorite, no?
509
00:21:23,116 --> 00:21:24,515
-No.
-Wait, let me see them.
510
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:26,017
-Gluten-free stuff?
-Oh, no.
511
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,918
I meant those long little wafer,
the chocolate ones
512
00:21:27,920 --> 00:21:29,720
that I put in the freezer.
513
00:21:29,722 --> 00:21:32,256
-Oh, yeah. Molasses chips?
-Yeah.
514
00:21:32,258 --> 00:21:34,525
-From see's candy?
-Yeah.
515
00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:37,595
They're gluten-free,
I bet mason would like 'em.
516
00:21:37,597 --> 00:21:41,732
So, what's the longest speaking
engagement you've ever done?
517
00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:45,102
Where you had to be up and talk.
518
00:21:45,104 --> 00:21:46,937
Talking one-on-one?
519
00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:50,107
-To an audience, yeah.
-Oh, my gosh,
520
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,543
-about what?
-Well, I have to do one
521
00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,045
-about real estate.
-Amazing.
522
00:21:54,047 --> 00:21:55,780
Amazing.
523
00:21:55,782 --> 00:21:58,282
I was told
"four to five minutes."
524
00:21:58,284 --> 00:22:01,285
-okay. That's doable.
-But it's 45 minutes.
525
00:22:01,287 --> 00:22:03,487
Yeah.
526
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:06,724
Scott:
45 full minutes of talking?
527
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,492
It's a big difference, people.
528
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,561
Big difference.
529
00:22:10,563 --> 00:22:14,065
I mean, I'm not super interested
in speaking
530
00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,634
in front of people in general.
531
00:22:16,636 --> 00:22:18,903
So, you know, I figure
532
00:22:18,905 --> 00:22:22,073
if anybody has done a fair share
of speaking engagements
533
00:22:22,075 --> 00:22:23,641
in this family, it's kim.
534
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:26,944
After going to visit so many
different prisons,
535
00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:29,113
my heart just
completely opened up.
536
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,849
What I found is,
every time there's a product
537
00:22:31,851 --> 00:22:33,784
that I want to release, it works
538
00:22:33,786 --> 00:22:35,019
when it's super authentic
to you.
539
00:22:35,021 --> 00:22:36,654
Scott:
So, if she can't help me,
540
00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:38,255
I don't know who can.
541
00:22:38,257 --> 00:22:40,124
Kim:
So here's my motto.
542
00:22:40,126 --> 00:22:43,761
You have to explain every last
thing really thoroughly.
543
00:22:43,763 --> 00:22:45,930
Even if you think it's,
like, a dumb thing,
544
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:47,665
-you have to assume...
-You have to explain.
545
00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:49,600
...They don't know and
you have to, like, thoroughly
546
00:22:49,602 --> 00:22:50,835
get into it.
547
00:22:50,837 --> 00:22:52,303
So go into depth
wherever you can.
548
00:22:52,305 --> 00:22:56,340
Yeah, so if it were me,
and I was giving a speech,
549
00:22:56,342 --> 00:23:00,111
I would come out and be like,
"hi, I'm scott."
550
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,780
that part I got.
551
00:23:02,782 --> 00:23:04,849
And-- but just, like,
say your journey.
552
00:23:04,851 --> 00:23:07,718
I'm wondering how to
keep the people engaged.
553
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,820
Well, I think first, like,
having a plan.
554
00:23:09,822 --> 00:23:11,655
Having, like, your intro.
555
00:23:11,657 --> 00:23:13,991
And that intro can include,
like, "a," "b" and "c."
556
00:23:13,993 --> 00:23:15,626
this is how you grew up.
557
00:23:15,628 --> 00:23:18,996
You moved to california
when you were however old.
558
00:23:18,998 --> 00:23:20,865
Just to kill some time.
559
00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:22,733
-Time fillers.
-Gotcha.
560
00:23:22,735 --> 00:23:24,568
Just fully-- you know,
that'll kill, that can kill...
561
00:23:24,570 --> 00:23:25,636
-Ten minutes?
-Ten minutes.
562
00:23:25,638 --> 00:23:26,570
-Okay.
-You know?
563
00:23:26,572 --> 00:23:28,172
So, do you think you should
get up here
564
00:23:28,174 --> 00:23:29,306
and, like, try something?
565
00:23:29,308 --> 00:23:30,975
I'll be your audience.
566
00:23:30,977 --> 00:23:33,377
I'll be here, like,
in audience, like, seating,
567
00:23:33,379 --> 00:23:35,246
-like this.
-Ooh. Nice.
568
00:23:35,248 --> 00:23:37,715
Hello, hello.
569
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,884
(coughs)
oh, wow, I got to do it over.
570
00:23:39,886 --> 00:23:41,185
-Okay.
-My throat hurts.
571
00:23:41,187 --> 00:23:44,688
(coughs)
ah!
572
00:23:45,658 --> 00:23:47,224
Hello!
573
00:23:47,226 --> 00:23:48,692
I'm scott disick,
574
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:51,328
and it's nice to see everybody.
575
00:23:51,330 --> 00:23:53,264
(laughs)
576
00:23:53,266 --> 00:23:54,899
this is the kind of support
you're giving me?
577
00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,066
(laughing)
578
00:23:56,068 --> 00:23:57,668
you know what I do?
579
00:23:57,670 --> 00:23:59,003
There's, like, acronyms
that we come up with.
580
00:23:59,005 --> 00:24:00,604
-Acronyms?
-So it's like...
581
00:24:00,606 --> 00:24:03,107
This is starting
to stress me out even more.
582
00:24:03,109 --> 00:24:04,708
No, no, no.
It's just easy to...
583
00:24:04,710 --> 00:24:06,377
Just hit me,
hit me with some questions.
584
00:24:06,379 --> 00:24:08,179
-And I'll do some answers.
-Okay.
585
00:24:08,181 --> 00:24:11,248
So, scott, since you live
in calabasas
586
00:24:11,250 --> 00:24:13,250
and there's so many fires,
are you concerned
587
00:24:13,252 --> 00:24:15,019
with global warming?
Is that going to affect...?
588
00:24:15,021 --> 00:24:16,854
Oh, (bleep) me running.
589
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:18,322
-Is that...?
-I'm not getting
into global warming here.
590
00:24:18,324 --> 00:24:21,025
-Is that going to affect
where you buy a house?
-Flipping houses, lady.
591
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:23,360
-You're scaring me.
-Someone could ask that.
592
00:24:23,362 --> 00:24:25,696
I will say, "next!"
593
00:24:25,698 --> 00:24:28,933
kim, she is a speaking queen.
594
00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:31,702
It makes me feel
like I need to, like,
595
00:24:31,704 --> 00:24:32,870
perfect my craft a little bit.
596
00:24:32,872 --> 00:24:34,305
And, you know, I need to, like,
597
00:24:34,307 --> 00:24:37,775
study this a little bit
before I just get out there
598
00:24:37,777 --> 00:24:40,411
and expect to know what to say
for 45 minutes.
599
00:24:40,413 --> 00:24:43,247
So, I'm not exactly sure
where you go
600
00:24:43,249 --> 00:24:46,116
for speaking classes, but...
601
00:24:46,118 --> 00:24:47,384
I'll find something.
602
00:24:47,386 --> 00:24:50,054
Do you pick all
the landscaping yourself
603
00:24:50,056 --> 00:24:52,656
or do you hire
a landscape architect?
604
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,758
I can't do any more.
605
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:56,427
I'm starting to get
more stressed.
606
00:24:56,429 --> 00:24:57,761
-Really?
-A little. You're, like...
607
00:24:57,763 --> 00:24:58,929
This is, like, preparation.
608
00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:01,265
You're making it like you're
at the white house again.
609
00:25:01,267 --> 00:25:02,833
You're too big for me.
610
00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,735
I should have had somebody
less famous over.
611
00:25:07,673 --> 00:25:09,106
-Hey.
-How are you?
612
00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:10,741
Good. How's it going?
613
00:25:10,743 --> 00:25:11,976
-Mom.
-Yeah?
614
00:25:11,978 --> 00:25:13,944
I know what you're doing.
615
00:25:13,946 --> 00:25:16,280
I'm not in the mood for this.
616
00:25:16,282 --> 00:25:17,915
I've already had this talk
with you.
617
00:25:17,917 --> 00:25:21,519
I am not willing or ready
to date right now.
618
00:25:23,890 --> 00:25:26,557
♪ ♪
619
00:25:29,929 --> 00:25:31,028
man:
Penny!
620
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:32,830
-Yodel!
-Everlasting!
621
00:25:32,832 --> 00:25:35,866
-Oh...
-People are getting serious.
622
00:25:35,868 --> 00:25:37,601
-Kim: No.
-Trisha!
623
00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:38,936
This is not my thing.
624
00:25:38,938 --> 00:25:40,704
Abernathy!
625
00:25:40,706 --> 00:25:41,805
Yikes!
626
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:43,874
-Oh, what?
-Man: Susan!
627
00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:45,709
No!
628
00:25:45,711 --> 00:25:47,444
Scott:
You know, I think I need
to figure out
629
00:25:47,446 --> 00:25:48,846
how to get myself comfortable
630
00:25:48,848 --> 00:25:50,881
with getting onstage, talking.
631
00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:55,019
So I figure I will do
an improv class,
632
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,754
and this is like
the real deal one,
633
00:25:56,756 --> 00:25:59,456
like the one before, you know,
you go to snl.
634
00:25:59,458 --> 00:26:01,625
And it's intimidating.
635
00:26:01,627 --> 00:26:03,360
You're hearing people scream,
like... (screams)
636
00:26:03,362 --> 00:26:05,462
I mean, who knows
what's going on in there.
637
00:26:05,464 --> 00:26:07,464
It sounds like there's murders
going on.
638
00:26:07,466 --> 00:26:09,600
-Hey, guys.
-Hi.
-Hello.
639
00:26:09,602 --> 00:26:11,869
-Come on in.
-Welcome to improv class.
640
00:26:11,871 --> 00:26:13,470
So let me just start
by saying this is...
641
00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:14,638
-Uh-oh.
-I'm very shy, this is...
642
00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,640
We're here for scott.
643
00:26:16,642 --> 00:26:19,410
-Just hang, we're gonna just do
some silly, dumb warm-ups.
-Cool.
644
00:26:19,412 --> 00:26:21,045
We make it up on the spot.
645
00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,646
-You never know
what you're gonna get.
-Oh, really?
646
00:26:22,648 --> 00:26:23,881
-I didn't know that.
-Yeah, yeah.
647
00:26:23,883 --> 00:26:26,483
-So, um, are you being
sarcastic?
-No, I really didn't.
648
00:26:26,485 --> 00:26:27,551
-Yeah.
-Kim: I never thought about it.
649
00:26:27,553 --> 00:26:29,987
You know, if you're
public speaking or whatever,
650
00:26:29,989 --> 00:26:32,456
doing improv will help you
be prepared for that,
651
00:26:32,458 --> 00:26:34,091
so this kind of just
warms you up.
652
00:26:34,093 --> 00:26:35,960
The warm-ups, they're silly.
653
00:26:35,962 --> 00:26:37,962
-So... Wah!
-Wah!
654
00:26:37,964 --> 00:26:40,164
-Wah!
-Wah!
655
00:26:40,166 --> 00:26:43,133
-Wah!
-Wah!
-Wah!
656
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,002
-Wah!
-Wah.
657
00:26:45,004 --> 00:26:48,906
-Wah.
-Wah!
-Wah!
658
00:26:48,908 --> 00:26:51,675
You were great.
We lost you to that?
659
00:26:51,677 --> 00:26:53,177
Scott:
It was a warm-up!
660
00:26:53,179 --> 00:26:54,478
Kim:
Maybe I'll warm up
and come back in.
661
00:26:54,480 --> 00:26:56,413
-Instructor:
Okay, you might come back.
-Scott: That's okay.
662
00:26:56,415 --> 00:26:58,682
Um, do you want to do
expert panel?
663
00:26:58,684 --> 00:27:00,517
-Yes!
-Yes, okay. Great.
664
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,853
Okay, so, let's get scott
up to do one.
665
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:05,990
-♪ ♪
-we're gonna give you something
666
00:27:05,992 --> 00:27:09,460
that you're supposedly
major experts on.
667
00:27:09,462 --> 00:27:10,661
We're gonna try and pick things
668
00:27:10,663 --> 00:27:11,862
that you don't know
anything about.
669
00:27:11,864 --> 00:27:13,998
-Just make it up.
-Exactly.
670
00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:16,600
-And be as specific as you can.
-Confident.
671
00:27:16,602 --> 00:27:17,701
Instructor:
Yeah.
672
00:27:17,703 --> 00:27:19,136
Scott:
I mean, these people are
673
00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,472
really clever and really witty,
674
00:27:21,474 --> 00:27:23,007
and, I mean,
they can do everything
675
00:27:23,009 --> 00:27:24,208
on the fly.
676
00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:28,145
And I am not there yet.
677
00:27:28,147 --> 00:27:29,980
Okay, scott...
678
00:27:29,982 --> 00:27:31,015
Come on, come up.
679
00:27:31,017 --> 00:27:32,950
We'll be partners.
680
00:27:32,952 --> 00:27:35,552
-The invention
of the first shoe.
-Oh!
681
00:27:35,554 --> 00:27:36,453
-You got this.
-Yeah?
682
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,955
Good, the invention
of the first shoe.
683
00:27:37,957 --> 00:27:39,890
-I believe in you.
-Scott, just make it up,
684
00:27:39,892 --> 00:27:43,894
-trust yourself.
-I'm here today with my husband
685
00:27:43,896 --> 00:27:46,063
-bill todd. I'm sandra todd.
-Thank you, everybody.
686
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:48,732
Appreciate you having us here,
and it's funny,
687
00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:52,836
I notice all of you are wearing
exactly what I invented
688
00:27:52,838 --> 00:27:55,806
a very, very, very, very,
very long time ago.
689
00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:59,243
Like the business,
I grew the shoe into a sneaker.
690
00:27:59,245 --> 00:28:01,512
Woman:
Oh! I mean, it's amazing.
691
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:03,147
And when I tried
the first wooden shoe on,
692
00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:05,082
-I was a little splintery.
-Well, that's when
693
00:28:05,084 --> 00:28:07,551
-you said you were dying
for my wood.
-Yes.
694
00:28:07,553 --> 00:28:09,553
-But I said we've got
to move further.
-Oh! (laughs)
695
00:28:09,555 --> 00:28:11,021
but we did have fun, didn't we?
696
00:28:11,023 --> 00:28:13,490
(cheering and applause)
697
00:28:13,492 --> 00:28:15,059
scott:
I could see people really liking
698
00:28:15,061 --> 00:28:16,593
that I was pushing myself
699
00:28:16,595 --> 00:28:19,530
to interact
and really stepping outside
700
00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,533
of my boundaries, and...
The response was good.
701
00:28:22,535 --> 00:28:25,869
I've been stressing myself out
about this speaking engagement,
702
00:28:25,871 --> 00:28:27,771
and it's still a lot, but now
703
00:28:27,773 --> 00:28:29,273
I definitely think
I could take it on.
704
00:28:29,275 --> 00:28:30,541
-Come on!
-That was great.
-Felt good.
705
00:28:30,543 --> 00:28:33,110
That was, like, dripping out of
you like water from a faucet.
706
00:28:33,112 --> 00:28:36,246
-Aw...
-Amazing and very sexual.
707
00:28:36,248 --> 00:28:38,015
-Robert: Hi, kim.
-Hi.
708
00:28:38,017 --> 00:28:40,617
Hey! Check our jets.
709
00:28:40,619 --> 00:28:42,920
Drop it.
That's my butt you're spraying.
710
00:28:42,922 --> 00:28:43,987
-Hello.
-Ooh...
711
00:28:43,989 --> 00:28:47,758
-Blue nails? Wow.
-Yeah, they were supposed to be
712
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:50,627
-darker, but my toes are darker.
-They're pretty.
713
00:28:50,629 --> 00:28:52,529
Are they not the same color?
They just look darker?
714
00:28:52,531 --> 00:28:53,931
No, yeah, it's like, I guess
715
00:28:53,933 --> 00:28:55,866
we were thinking when
we matched the color,
716
00:28:55,868 --> 00:28:57,801
that it would've been the same,
but it wasn't.
717
00:28:57,803 --> 00:29:01,138
Khloe:
So, my mom's been acting
really weird lately.
718
00:29:01,140 --> 00:29:03,807
-Mm-hmm.
-She's trying to push me
into dating,
719
00:29:03,809 --> 00:29:05,776
and if I wanted to date,
I would date.
720
00:29:05,778 --> 00:29:06,810
You know that.
721
00:29:06,812 --> 00:29:07,978
Right. Of course.
722
00:29:07,980 --> 00:29:09,813
But I'm just not
in that headspace.
723
00:29:09,815 --> 00:29:11,048
-Right.
-Like, my mom's setting me up
724
00:29:11,050 --> 00:29:12,916
on dates--
like, how pathetic am I?
725
00:29:12,918 --> 00:29:14,585
Like I can't get my own date?
Of course I can.
726
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,820
-(laughs)
-I just don't want to right now.
727
00:29:16,822 --> 00:29:18,655
What is wrong with that?
You should be--
728
00:29:18,657 --> 00:29:20,324
I would think my mom
would be happy.
729
00:29:20,326 --> 00:29:23,560
I mean, well, your mom's always
gonna be concerned about you
730
00:29:23,562 --> 00:29:25,596
and want you to have, like,
healthy relationships
731
00:29:25,598 --> 00:29:27,131
and move on with life.
732
00:29:27,133 --> 00:29:29,066
Because she knows you have
so much life ahead of you.
733
00:29:29,068 --> 00:29:30,968
So I get where
she's coming from,
734
00:29:30,970 --> 00:29:34,004
but I'm also like, "did you do
anything or say anything
735
00:29:34,006 --> 00:29:38,542
"to make her think that
she should kind of assist you
736
00:29:38,544 --> 00:29:40,144
in that dating direction?"
737
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,846
well, I've said, you know, like,
738
00:29:42,848 --> 00:29:45,082
"I'm never gonna date again,"
but that's like me saying
739
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,351
I'm never gonna drink again
when I'm hungover.
740
00:29:47,353 --> 00:29:50,020
-Like, you just say things.
-Yeah. It's dramatic,
but we know it's not true.
741
00:29:50,022 --> 00:29:53,023
Right. And I've also said,
you know, like,
742
00:29:53,025 --> 00:29:54,792
I'm not sure if I want
to have more kids,
743
00:29:54,794 --> 00:29:56,360
which I'm not.
And that's fine.
744
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,029
Okay.
745
00:29:59,031 --> 00:30:01,932
But I could see you saying
to k-jen,
746
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:04,001
"I'm never dating again,
I'm not having any more kids,"
747
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:05,669
and she's like, "oh, no,
748
00:30:05,671 --> 00:30:07,871
I have to step in
and do something about this."
749
00:30:07,873 --> 00:30:09,640
that's, like, the worst thing
you could probably say to her.
750
00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:11,141
Oh, my god.
751
00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:13,210
This is one of the first times
752
00:30:13,212 --> 00:30:16,213
in my life that, instead of just
breaking up with someone
753
00:30:16,215 --> 00:30:18,882
and then jumping into a
relationship with somebody else,
754
00:30:18,884 --> 00:30:20,951
that I am taking time
755
00:30:20,953 --> 00:30:22,820
to heal from the inside out.
756
00:30:22,822 --> 00:30:26,690
And tristan and I are doing
a really good job
757
00:30:26,692 --> 00:30:29,159
trying to figure out
our co-parenting dynamic.
758
00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,829
So, to add dating in there,
759
00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,864
I'm just not in that space
in my life right now,
760
00:30:33,866 --> 00:30:35,999
so why rush it just to make
everybody else
761
00:30:36,001 --> 00:30:37,334
feel more comfortable?
762
00:30:37,336 --> 00:30:38,902
I'm just saying,
right now true is under two.
763
00:30:38,904 --> 00:30:41,672
And currently I'm not sure
if I want another kid.
764
00:30:41,674 --> 00:30:43,874
-Okay. That's all-- like...
-I think you do.
765
00:30:45,077 --> 00:30:47,377
Truth is,
I had a lot of siblings.
766
00:30:47,379 --> 00:30:49,012
You had a lot of siblings.
767
00:30:49,014 --> 00:30:50,848
You just have to really
ask yourself,
768
00:30:50,850 --> 00:30:52,316
"is this something
I want to secure
769
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,219
"because I want to make sure,
and know for sure,
770
00:30:55,221 --> 00:30:58,822
"that true will never have
to experience being alone
771
00:30:58,824 --> 00:31:00,257
and not having
the support system"
772
00:31:00,259 --> 00:31:02,926
that you've survived of off,
and so have I.
773
00:31:02,928 --> 00:31:05,195
That's really the--
my biggest drive
774
00:31:05,197 --> 00:31:06,930
in wanting to give her
a sibling.
775
00:31:06,932 --> 00:31:09,700
I'm just saying right now,
I'm not sure.
776
00:31:09,702 --> 00:31:12,102
It's okay to not be sure.
777
00:31:12,104 --> 00:31:13,337
But what I will tell you is,
778
00:31:13,339 --> 00:31:14,838
while you're
in the unsure phase,
779
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:16,440
why don't you just
freeze your eggs?
780
00:31:16,442 --> 00:31:18,976
Yeah, that's what my mom
was saying, too.
781
00:31:18,978 --> 00:31:22,779
I'm not against it.
I'm just like... (sighs)
782
00:31:22,781 --> 00:31:26,116
but once you do it,
it's the best insurance policy
783
00:31:26,118 --> 00:31:27,751
we can ever have.
784
00:31:27,753 --> 00:31:30,787
You don't want to look back
and go, "ah. I should have."
785
00:31:30,789 --> 00:31:33,423
yeah.
786
00:31:33,425 --> 00:31:35,225
Stop.
787
00:31:35,227 --> 00:31:37,427
-What?
-Someone just saw corey gamble
788
00:31:37,429 --> 00:31:39,663
at the reg bev wil,
with a redhead
789
00:31:39,665 --> 00:31:41,698
-getting on the elevator.
-No. No.
790
00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:44,701
Said they rode the elevator
together to the 14th floor.
791
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:45,736
Okay, let's go right now.
792
00:31:45,738 --> 00:31:47,905
We're going to bust his ass.
793
00:31:54,146 --> 00:31:56,146
If this is in fact true,
how will you feel?
794
00:31:56,148 --> 00:31:58,415
Khloe:
If this is true, I'll obviously
795
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:00,217
slice off corey's
little ding-a-ling.
796
00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:02,819
-Hi! Hey!
-Yo, what...?
797
00:32:02,821 --> 00:32:05,289
-Y'all, y'all gonna be...
-Are you by yourself?
798
00:32:05,291 --> 00:32:07,157
-Corey: Whoa!
-Who's in the bathroom?
799
00:32:07,159 --> 00:32:11,662
-Khloe: Who the hell is that?
-Yo, hey!
-Ooh!
800
00:32:11,664 --> 00:32:13,931
-Papa.
-Robert: Hi, khloe.
801
00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,666
-Papa?
-What?
802
00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:17,434
Hello.
803
00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:20,938
♪ ♪
804
00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:25,142
so I need to talk to my mom
about all of this meddling,
805
00:32:25,144 --> 00:32:27,144
because enough is enough.
806
00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:30,147
-Hi. How are you?
-Hi.
807
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:31,315
Good. How's it going?
808
00:32:31,317 --> 00:32:33,283
What are you doing?
809
00:32:33,285 --> 00:32:35,252
Just doing over some paperwork.
810
00:32:35,254 --> 00:32:36,687
(laughs):
Ow.
811
00:32:36,689 --> 00:32:39,356
Khloe:
I just want her to know
that I'm happy
812
00:32:39,358 --> 00:32:41,692
and I'm okay,
and when I want to date, I will.
813
00:32:41,694 --> 00:32:44,695
I don't need her assisting me.
814
00:32:45,965 --> 00:32:48,532
Do you think I want
what she's picking?
815
00:32:48,534 --> 00:32:50,300
-Mom.
-Yeah?
816
00:32:50,302 --> 00:32:52,302
I know what you're doing.
817
00:32:52,304 --> 00:32:53,971
I'm not in the mood for this.
818
00:32:53,973 --> 00:32:55,672
I've already had
this talk with you.
819
00:32:55,674 --> 00:32:59,676
I am not willing or ready
to date right now.
820
00:32:59,678 --> 00:33:02,813
I am not upset in, like,
a crazy way, I just want people
821
00:33:02,815 --> 00:33:04,848
-to, like, listen to...
-Respect your boundaries.
822
00:33:04,850 --> 00:33:06,283
-Yeah, just, like...
-Okay.
823
00:33:06,285 --> 00:33:08,452
I just thought,
if you're in a situation
824
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,489
where you have a social setting,
a little bit,
825
00:33:12,491 --> 00:33:15,726
and it just, unexpected, you
just never know when it might...
826
00:33:15,728 --> 00:33:18,362
-Pow, hit you.
-No, but I'm serious.
827
00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,330
I don't like it.
It makes me uncomfortable.
828
00:33:21,834 --> 00:33:23,367
Okay. Sorry, khloe.
829
00:33:23,369 --> 00:33:25,535
You know, at the end of the day,
830
00:33:25,537 --> 00:33:27,371
I just want you
to be happy and realize
831
00:33:27,373 --> 00:33:30,707
that there's a lot of life
out there to be lived,
832
00:33:30,709 --> 00:33:32,509
and socializing,
and I just don't want you
833
00:33:32,511 --> 00:33:33,643
to feel like you're stuck
at the house.
834
00:33:33,645 --> 00:33:35,312
And I worry about you.
835
00:33:35,314 --> 00:33:38,849
Well, I decided that I am gonna
freeze my eggs.
836
00:33:38,851 --> 00:33:41,251
Just, one, to get you
off my back,
837
00:33:41,253 --> 00:33:44,755
but just 'cause there's
no downside to it, why not?
838
00:33:44,757 --> 00:33:46,690
Makes me so happy.
839
00:33:46,692 --> 00:33:49,659
It gives me
such a sense of relief.
840
00:33:49,661 --> 00:33:51,695
-Sure.
-Are you gonna make any embryos?
841
00:33:51,697 --> 00:33:53,697
You need sperm to do that.
842
00:33:53,699 --> 00:33:56,666
I am sure tristan would be down.
843
00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,368
I don't-- I'm not there yet.
844
00:33:58,370 --> 00:33:59,936
-Okay. All right.
-Thank you.
845
00:33:59,938 --> 00:34:03,540
-Kris: Sorry, khloe.
-Mm-hmm.
846
00:34:04,943 --> 00:34:06,510
♪ ♪
847
00:34:15,554 --> 00:34:16,853
what up, what up?
848
00:34:16,855 --> 00:34:18,688
Josh:
Listen, it's gonna be a rush.
849
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,890
That's what you're in for.
850
00:34:19,892 --> 00:34:21,792
(josh clears throat)
851
00:34:21,794 --> 00:34:23,393
so you always got
to warm up your voice,
852
00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:25,362
so that's happening right now.
853
00:34:25,364 --> 00:34:26,630
(loudly):
I like to talk loud
854
00:34:26,632 --> 00:34:29,766
before I go on because that way
it warms up the voice naturally.
855
00:34:29,768 --> 00:34:31,401
I'm gonna do push-ups.
856
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,603
What are you getting pumped for?
You got a jacket on.
857
00:34:33,605 --> 00:34:35,038
You're about to change
people's lives, scott.
858
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:36,907
Come on!
Look at the excitement in his...
859
00:34:36,909 --> 00:34:38,742
(whoops)
860
00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,577
scott:
Today is the day,
and we're here in arizona.
861
00:34:40,579 --> 00:34:42,612
And we're gonna do
this speaking engagement.
862
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,981
And josh is an amazing guy,
863
00:34:44,983 --> 00:34:48,652
but I had no idea
he takes it this serious.
864
00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:50,654
I mean, you'd think this guy
thinks he's rocky
865
00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,656
going into, like,
the last fight.
866
00:34:52,658 --> 00:34:54,291
Let's go!
867
00:34:54,293 --> 00:34:55,559
Scott:
And it only makes me feel
868
00:34:55,561 --> 00:34:56,993
more intimidated.
869
00:34:56,995 --> 00:35:00,764
And I hope that improv class
actually helped me.
870
00:35:00,766 --> 00:35:03,800
-Oh, my god, it's really--
it's finally coming.
-Josh: You ready?
871
00:35:03,802 --> 00:35:05,402
Emcee:
Glendale, let's get on our feet.
872
00:35:05,404 --> 00:35:07,404
Let's give a warm welcome
873
00:35:07,406 --> 00:35:08,905
to josh altman!
874
00:35:08,907 --> 00:35:10,774
(cheering, applause)
875
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:14,811
oh...
876
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:18,115
You know, I'm intimidated to get
up there with all these people.
877
00:35:18,117 --> 00:35:20,784
I want to be good
and I don't want to...
878
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:24,688
I just got to give it my all,
and here goes nothing.
879
00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:27,691
I'm going out there,
and I hope this goes well.
880
00:35:27,693 --> 00:35:29,092
Give it up for my boy
scott disick!
881
00:35:29,094 --> 00:35:32,629
(cheering, applause)
882
00:35:32,631 --> 00:35:35,132
hello, hello! How are you?
883
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:39,469
Tell me about
flip it like disick.
884
00:35:39,471 --> 00:35:42,639
Scott:
So, I've always loved
885
00:35:42,641 --> 00:35:45,008
trying to find houses
that had potential,
886
00:35:45,010 --> 00:35:46,810
how to get them at a deal,
887
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:48,879
how to make them
look even better.
888
00:35:48,881 --> 00:35:49,579
Josh:
Why don't you tell
the story about
889
00:35:49,581 --> 00:35:51,781
the house that I sold for you,
890
00:35:51,783 --> 00:35:53,650
what you did to it,
and it was just,
891
00:35:53,652 --> 00:35:55,385
it was something so simple,
892
00:35:55,387 --> 00:35:56,987
but that people
don't even think about.
893
00:35:56,989 --> 00:35:59,055
Yeah, so a huge part
of real estate in l.A.
894
00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,358
Is having a view of the city.
895
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,028
This house looked
like it had no view
896
00:36:05,030 --> 00:36:06,997
because the trees.
897
00:36:06,999 --> 00:36:10,000
Demo out all of the trees
in the backyard.
898
00:36:10,002 --> 00:36:12,836
I probably gained almost
a million dollars in the view
899
00:36:12,838 --> 00:36:14,838
by just cutting trees.
900
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,506
Million-dollar gardener.
901
00:36:16,508 --> 00:36:18,041
-(laughter, applause)
-a million-dollar gardener.
902
00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:19,643
-There you go.
-That would be a good show.
903
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:21,811
I was nervous to go onstage,
904
00:36:21,813 --> 00:36:25,015
but it seems like
the key to success
905
00:36:25,017 --> 00:36:27,484
is just putting
yourself out there
906
00:36:27,486 --> 00:36:29,052
and not caring
what other people think.
907
00:36:29,054 --> 00:36:31,588
And just giving 'em
the real, authentic you
908
00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:35,759
and I actually enjoyed it, and
I would love to keep doing it,
909
00:36:35,761 --> 00:36:37,093
to be honest.
910
00:36:37,095 --> 00:36:39,362
Josh:
Here we go. One, two, three.
911
00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:42,032
-Go!
-(cheering)
912
00:36:42,034 --> 00:36:43,833
scott:
Thank you.
913
00:36:45,737 --> 00:36:47,571
Josh:
Thank you, guys.
914
00:36:47,573 --> 00:36:49,606
Woman:
Do the figure eight.
915
00:36:50,776 --> 00:36:53,043
Robert:
Yeah, is that good?
916
00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,946
There you go. All right.
917
00:36:55,948 --> 00:36:57,214
(laughs)
918
00:37:02,187 --> 00:37:03,520
malika:
Oh, my god, you guys.
919
00:37:03,522 --> 00:37:06,022
This is happening.
920
00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,458
-Thanks, babe.
-(phone ringing)
921
00:37:10,128 --> 00:37:12,796
-hello.
-Man: Hey, do you have a second?
922
00:37:12,798 --> 00:37:14,898
-Yeah.
-(man speaking indistinctly)
923
00:37:16,935 --> 00:37:18,468
stop.
924
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,070
What?
925
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:26,643
-No. No.
-They said they rode
the elevator together
926
00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,744
to the 14th floor.
927
00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:29,579
Is this a joke?
928
00:37:29,581 --> 00:37:31,648
-A redhead girl with patent
leather boots?
-Why not?
929
00:37:31,650 --> 00:37:32,949
Why not?
930
00:37:32,951 --> 00:37:35,752
So I get a really disturbing
phone call
931
00:37:35,754 --> 00:37:38,154
from a friend
who will remain nameless,
932
00:37:38,156 --> 00:37:42,726
who said they saw corey
at a hotel with a redhead.
933
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:44,227
I was like, "is this a joke?"
934
00:37:44,229 --> 00:37:45,996
what do we do?
Just go to the beverly wilshire?
935
00:37:45,998 --> 00:37:47,731
Why not?
You'd be saving your mother.
936
00:37:47,733 --> 00:37:50,500
If this guy's running around
with some prostitute?
937
00:37:50,502 --> 00:37:52,669
We're going to bust his ass.
938
00:37:52,671 --> 00:37:54,971
Like, is this
so pretty woman or what?
939
00:37:54,973 --> 00:37:57,641
Thank you.
940
00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,509
Like, what on earth?
941
00:37:59,511 --> 00:38:02,012
Like, who does this
at the regent beverly wilshire?
942
00:38:02,014 --> 00:38:05,248
-Like, it's a popular place.
-Right.
943
00:38:05,250 --> 00:38:07,117
If you're gonna be shysty...
944
00:38:07,119 --> 00:38:09,486
Malika:
I think what's shocking for me
945
00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:13,023
is, I look at corey and kris,
and I'm like,
946
00:38:13,025 --> 00:38:14,658
"they're in a great spot."
947
00:38:14,660 --> 00:38:16,693
the other day at lunch,
she told me and kendall
948
00:38:16,695 --> 00:38:19,596
how horny she is,
and is her lipstick messed up?
949
00:38:19,598 --> 00:38:21,698
Because she was just
getting it on with corey.
950
00:38:21,700 --> 00:38:24,801
Malika:
Yeah. Like, I feel like
your mom is so happy now.
951
00:38:24,803 --> 00:38:27,604
-And I'm like,
"so what's up with this?"
-do you think that matters?
952
00:38:27,606 --> 00:38:29,539
-We all know
that doesn't matter.
-I know it doesn't matter.
953
00:38:29,541 --> 00:38:31,841
People will just stick their
little ding-a-ling in anything.
954
00:38:31,843 --> 00:38:34,010
When I say "people,"
I just mean men.
955
00:38:37,182 --> 00:38:39,049
I want to know
who the redhead is.
956
00:38:39,051 --> 00:38:41,918
Malika:
I want to know
who the redhead is, too.
957
00:38:41,920 --> 00:38:43,753
Oh, my gosh.
958
00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,124
Khloe:
I want to know
who the redhead is.
959
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:49,125
Malika:
Oh, my gosh.
960
00:38:49,127 --> 00:38:51,161
(khloe speaks indistinctly)
961
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:53,396
malika (whispers):
Okay. We're hopping out.
962
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,902
If this is in fact true,
how will you feel?
963
00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,805
(laughs):
I would cut a... A bitch.
964
00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:03,973
-Both bitches? Him and her?
-Yeah.
965
00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,843
If this is true,
I'll obviously, you know,
966
00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:08,745
slice off corey's
little ding-a-ling.
967
00:39:08,747 --> 00:39:11,281
And, of course, I would be
really sad for my mom,
968
00:39:11,283 --> 00:39:13,817
but I think everyone should know
969
00:39:13,819 --> 00:39:15,352
what's happening
sooner than later.
970
00:39:15,354 --> 00:39:17,354
Malika:
And we've been given
a great tip.
971
00:39:17,356 --> 00:39:19,856
We know exactly
what floor to get off on,
972
00:39:19,858 --> 00:39:22,292
and we know exactly
what room we're going to.
973
00:39:28,800 --> 00:39:31,434
When khloe gets mad,
I can't control her.
974
00:39:31,436 --> 00:39:33,303
You can just forget it.
975
00:39:33,305 --> 00:39:35,839
Like, it-- I j-- I just have
to stay out the way.
976
00:39:35,841 --> 00:39:37,774
-But...
-'cause the truth is, if
something's really going on...
977
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,442
...I'm so much better now.
978
00:39:39,444 --> 00:39:41,811
...It's just better for me to be
there. That's what I will say.
979
00:39:41,813 --> 00:39:43,847
I'll stay out the way, but
it's better for me to be there.
980
00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:46,049
-Khloe: Hi.
-Corey: Yo-- what?
981
00:39:46,051 --> 00:39:48,718
-Khloe: We had a meeting down
here. We wanted to say hi.
-Malika: Hi.
982
00:39:48,720 --> 00:39:50,186
-Khloe: We can't come in?
-Wh-what's up?
983
00:39:50,188 --> 00:39:52,188
-Malika: No hugs?
-Really, you look so nice.
984
00:39:52,190 --> 00:39:54,290
-We wanted to say hi. Hello.
-Corey: I don't think
this is the time
985
00:39:54,292 --> 00:39:55,525
-you want to...
-Oh, my goodness!
986
00:39:55,527 --> 00:39:57,060
I don't think
this is the time...
987
00:39:57,062 --> 00:39:59,195
-I'm gonna use your bathroom.
-Wait, wait.
988
00:39:59,197 --> 00:40:01,965
-Malika: It's a very nice suite.
-Khloe: So nice in here.
989
00:40:01,967 --> 00:40:03,833
You got your collar popped.
Look at you.
990
00:40:03,835 --> 00:40:06,369
-You're so cute.
-Where's your bathroom?
Can I use your bathroom?
991
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:08,471
-Hey, hey, hey,
whoa, whoa, whoa.
-It's so nice.
992
00:40:08,473 --> 00:40:10,440
Y'all-y'all don't want to be--
no, no, yo. What...?
993
00:40:10,442 --> 00:40:12,208
-Malika: Are you by yourself?
-Khlo.
994
00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,043
What are y'all doing?
The bathroom's not that way.
995
00:40:14,045 --> 00:40:15,745
-Is this-- where's the bathroom?
-Khloe: Who the hell is that?
996
00:40:15,747 --> 00:40:16,846
Corey:
Oh, hey!
997
00:40:16,848 --> 00:40:19,048
Malika (laughs):
Who is...?
998
00:40:19,050 --> 00:40:20,884
Khloe:
Why are you running from us?
999
00:40:20,886 --> 00:40:22,485
-Malika: Kris!
-Khloe: What?!
1000
00:40:22,487 --> 00:40:25,155
(laughs):
It's your mom. It's your...
1001
00:40:25,157 --> 00:40:27,490
What are you doing here? What
the (bleep) are you doing here?
1002
00:40:27,492 --> 00:40:31,127
-What are you wearing?
-Why are you wearing a red wig?
1003
00:40:31,129 --> 00:40:32,896
Khloe:
Who wears
1004
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,230
a nasty synthetic wig?
1005
00:40:34,232 --> 00:40:35,899
I was like,
"who is this cheap hussy?"
1006
00:40:35,901 --> 00:40:37,867
"what is going on?"
1007
00:40:37,869 --> 00:40:39,936
all I kept thinking
about was, "uh-uh.
1008
00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:41,171
You are going
from kris jenner..."
1009
00:40:41,173 --> 00:40:42,906
-he went for the low-low.
-Right.
1010
00:40:42,908 --> 00:40:46,443
With a synthetic, cheap
hollywood boulevard wig?
1011
00:40:46,445 --> 00:40:48,344
No, no, no.
1012
00:40:48,346 --> 00:40:50,380
We're like, "honey, this is not
a scene out of pretty woman.
1013
00:40:50,382 --> 00:40:52,282
-You went lower than that."
-I wish I could even
1014
00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:54,083
pull her hair
and give it a little tug,
1015
00:40:54,085 --> 00:40:57,220
but that thing will probably
give me a (bleep) disease.
1016
00:40:57,222 --> 00:41:00,356
-(laughs)
-a rash.
1017
00:41:00,358 --> 00:41:02,058
I actually am so grossed out.
1018
00:41:02,060 --> 00:41:04,794
I don't want to know
what you're doing.
1019
00:41:04,796 --> 00:41:05,962
Why are you wearing
these disguises?
1020
00:41:05,964 --> 00:41:07,130
What disguises?
1021
00:41:07,132 --> 00:41:10,300
I am dressed just like--
why are you wearing a disguise?
1022
00:41:10,302 --> 00:41:12,569
-What are you wearing?
-Why are you here?
1023
00:41:12,571 --> 00:41:14,604
-Ew. I just got to leave.
-Oh, you guys...
1024
00:41:14,606 --> 00:41:16,806
-Kris: Khloe...
-This (bleep) is (bleep) weird.
1025
00:41:16,808 --> 00:41:18,241
Like, it's just weird.
1026
00:41:18,243 --> 00:41:19,909
It looks like it was cracking
in that room.
1027
00:41:19,911 --> 00:41:22,946
Khloe:
Yeah, they were having
a (bleep) party.
1028
00:41:22,948 --> 00:41:26,616
I honestly can't even imagine
those two bumping and grinding.
1029
00:41:26,618 --> 00:41:29,285
-No, you don't want
visuals, honey.
-Oof.
1030
00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,988
Khloe, what are you doing here?
1031
00:41:31,990 --> 00:41:33,456
You should cover your hair
more than your body.
1032
00:41:33,458 --> 00:41:35,425
I've seen your body
a million times.
1033
00:41:35,427 --> 00:41:37,126
I've never seen you
in a red wig.
1034
00:41:37,128 --> 00:41:39,896
Why were you being
so weird about it, corey?
1035
00:41:39,898 --> 00:41:41,130
You know,
this is our private time.
1036
00:41:41,132 --> 00:41:43,900
I don't know if she wants y'all
to see her in these stages.
1037
00:41:43,902 --> 00:41:46,069
-Ew!
-Kris: Did you think
he was having an affair?
1038
00:41:46,071 --> 00:41:48,238
Khloe:
They said, "oh, I see
your mom's boyfriend,
1039
00:41:48,240 --> 00:41:50,340
he's in the lobby with
a redheaded woman," and we were
1040
00:41:50,342 --> 00:41:52,509
-like, we were literally
right down the street.
-Stop.
1041
00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:53,977
-So we said, "oh, really?"
-what?
1042
00:41:53,979 --> 00:41:55,512
They told us your room number...
1043
00:41:55,514 --> 00:41:57,647
So you called all these people
into coming with you?
1044
00:41:57,649 --> 00:41:59,916
-Well, we-- they were with us.
-Malika: They were with us
anyway.
1045
00:41:59,918 --> 00:42:01,150
Khloe:
We were down the street,
literally.
1046
00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,852
Kris:
Whoa, yeah.
1047
00:42:02,854 --> 00:42:05,989
Mom, stop twirling your hair.
It's too weird for me.
1048
00:42:05,991 --> 00:42:07,423
-I can't handle it.
-(laughs)
1049
00:42:07,425 --> 00:42:10,159
and your boobs are, like,
pushed up to your chin.
1050
00:42:10,161 --> 00:42:12,428
-Malika: Mmm-mmm-mmm.
-What is happening?
1051
00:42:12,430 --> 00:42:14,364
-Oh, okay. I got to go.
-Oh, you guys, well, we're...
1052
00:42:14,366 --> 00:42:15,999
-I got to go.
-We're clearly...
1053
00:42:16,001 --> 00:42:17,500
We were trying
to do the right thing,
1054
00:42:17,502 --> 00:42:19,335
and now, like, my eyes.
1055
00:42:19,337 --> 00:42:23,172
(groans)
I'm blind!
1056
00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:26,276
Corey:
Yeah, love happens
in the daytimes, too.
1057
00:42:26,278 --> 00:42:28,044
Khloe:
Well,
1058
00:42:28,046 --> 00:42:30,880
I know that you are getting
your-your rocks off with corey,
1059
00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:32,148
-and just... Love...
-Rocks off?
1060
00:42:32,150 --> 00:42:33,349
"rocks off"?
1061
00:42:33,351 --> 00:42:34,984
-Loving life, but...
-"rocks off"?
1062
00:42:34,986 --> 00:42:38,321
Celibate and celebrating,
horny as hell.
1063
00:42:38,323 --> 00:42:40,523
Couldn't be more opposite
right now.
1064
00:42:40,525 --> 00:42:43,560
You would think it would be
the other way around, too.
1065
00:42:43,562 --> 00:42:47,330
Some people, you just can't
envision naked in bed together.
1066
00:42:47,332 --> 00:42:48,998
You're not the one
I'm talking about.
1067
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,301
I've seen you naked.
I can envision that clearly.
1068
00:42:51,303 --> 00:42:55,004
-(chuckles)
-I can't envision the other one.
1069
00:42:55,006 --> 00:42:57,540
I feel like we have to talk
about our next prank.
1070
00:42:57,542 --> 00:42:59,042
It needs to be
something your mother
1071
00:42:59,044 --> 00:43:00,510
would be embarrassed about.
1072
00:43:00,512 --> 00:43:02,512
It's kris jenner, bitches!
1073
00:43:02,514 --> 00:43:04,347
That's the money.
1074
00:43:04,349 --> 00:43:05,548
-(horn honks, tires screech)
-kylie: I can't see, like,
1075
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:07,183
ten feet in front of me.
1076
00:43:07,185 --> 00:43:08,518
I'm getting lasik.
Come with me if you wish.
1077
00:43:08,520 --> 00:43:10,320
-I'm scared.
-What are you nervous about?
1078
00:43:10,322 --> 00:43:13,523
They're gonna open my eyeball
and shoot it with a laser.
1079
00:43:13,525 --> 00:43:15,725
Khloe:
Tristan is back in cleveland.
1080
00:43:15,727 --> 00:43:18,194
Does that mean I have to send
true there by herself?
1081
00:43:18,196 --> 00:43:21,064
Just gives me anxiety to think
I would have to send her.
1082
00:43:21,066 --> 00:43:23,132
Like, she's just a baby.
1083
00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:24,567
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