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I... I... I'm in the middle of my set.
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- If this is a prank...
- Shut up. Jamie, get his phone.
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Is this real?
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I've told you, and I
will not tell you again.
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W... w... what's this even
about? I am an innocent man!
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Yeah, well, you can tell Mr K,
'cos he knows what you've done.
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O... O... OK, OK, OK.
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Cards on the table.
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Have I been cutting Mr K's
coke with laundry detergent
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to give myself a couple of cheeky
extra baggies to deal at weddings?
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Yes.
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Have there been any hospitalisations?
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Yes. But,
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did most people have a bloody good time?
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Abso-bloody-lutely!
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This tribute act thing was
a really good idea, Fran.
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- Perfect cover.
- Yeah.
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I did have one little note. Um...
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I found that the
beginning of Mrs Robinson,
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the, "Whoa, whoa,
whoa," is just a bit off.
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- It felt sort of pentatonic.
- ♪ Wh-whoa, wh... ♪
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♪ Whoa, whoa, whoa ♪
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Look, look, won't you just let me go?
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Please. What's the big deal, anyway?
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It is cocaine, not Ferrero Rocher...
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it's not supposed to taste nice.
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No, w... w... w... wait.
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Where are you taking me?
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We're not gonna kill you
here, it'd ruin the vibe.
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This is a wedding!
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We're not savages.
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Move, move!
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In.
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I will shoot you.
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Get in!
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Drama queen!
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Does that thing really
have to stay in here?
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That thing has a name: that's
Elton, thank you very much.
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And, yes, he does!
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If I left him at home, he'd
completely destroy the place.
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Ripped through my bathroom door,
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it was like something
out of a canine Shining!
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- God, I've gotta take this off, haven't I?
- One smooth move.
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Ow!
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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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Told you it was a bad idea
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bringing that mutt with
us from the target's house.
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What did you want me to do?
Leave him to starve to death?
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It's nuts!
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- It's wearing a muzzle!
- Yes, and I hate that muzzle.
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I find it deeply inhumane.
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I might have only known Elton for
24 hours, but we're already bonding.
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Can't Joao do some dog-sitting?
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- At least while we're working.
- We've had a row, unfortunately.
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I finally got rid of his "uncles",
after I found them using my bedroom
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to take what can only be described as...
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... "family portraits".
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- Anyway, he's gone off in a huff.
- Where's he gone?
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Don't know. Taken my
car, though, which is...
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- ... good.
- Oh, mate.
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I don't know how you put up with it.
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Stop being so relentlessly
negative, Jamie.
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There's always a plus side.
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Well, I mean...
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Anyway, you don't need
to worry about Elton.
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He's a gentle soul at heart.
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Oh! Jesus!
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Shall I give him a treat or... ?
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Use the stick, 'cos otherwise h...
h... he will eat your hands off.
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There we go.
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Ooh, there's a... there's a good dog.
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There's a good doggy.
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Is there a part of this process
where I won't be very frightened?
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You just need to work out what
riles him up and what calms him down.
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It's easy. For example,
if I play this...
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Oh, God, that's the wrong one!
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It's triggered him! Come on!
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Oh, that's it.
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That's the one that
really calms him down.
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He'll settle down
nicely now. He loves it!
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Oh, Fran, the dog's been sick.
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This bumpy track must
be making him queasy.
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Right, I'm gonna have to pull
over, I'm gonna have to let him out.
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Oh, look, Fran:
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the bride and groom have got a little
caravan for their wedding night.
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Isn't that lovely?
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Hello.
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Shit!
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OK.
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Just...
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Oh, God.
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Sorry?
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- Argh!
- What is it?
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I need my medication.
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I... i... it's in my inside
jacket pocket. Please.
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Thank you.
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Right, this is just drugs, isn't it?
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Well, drugs, medicine,
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it's all basically the
same, really, isn't it?
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Change one molecule of
cocaine, it's Ritalin.
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Change one molecule of
ketamine and you've got Calpol.
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Really?
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My cousin took some
drugs on his gap year,
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and 20 years later, he still thinks
he's a baby on a Ferris wheel.
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Right.
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Look, i... i... if I'm gonna die,
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what's the harm in one last line?
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Oh, look, come on, just
tap some of that white stuff
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on the back of your hand,
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and Mr Schnoz will do the rest.
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God.
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Yeah, that's it.
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All right.
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That's nice. Oh, that's nice.
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Oh, see?
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Jamie doesn't know what
she's talking about.
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You're just grumpy 'cos
of this horrible muzzle.
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That's it. A bit more.
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Worried you're gonna run out?
Come on, come on. That's it.
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I don't think we need this Hannibal
Lecter thing, we can just...
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There you go.
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Right, time for us to show Auntie
Jamie what a good boy you are.
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It's all part of the
process. It's just...
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trust. It's give, it's... take.
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Fuck!
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Oh!
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Fuck!
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- If...
- Yeah?
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- If my hernia has popped out again...
- Oh, I'm sorry, Grandma.
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Yeah? Grandma's strong,
though, isn't she? Yeah?
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She's quite strong.
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Jamie, run!
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Nice... dog.
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Quick, quick, quick! Get in! Ah!
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Oh, my foot's really killing me.
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I think it got through to the bone!
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Oh, gonna have to shoot him from here.
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Can you come down?
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I... I... I don't wanna get shot
and die, so obviously fucking not!
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Fran, my foot's actually
kind of throbbing now.
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Oh, come off it, mate!
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It's not like you can go anywhere!
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Yeah, you might as well let us shoot
you and then we can all go home.
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I have sat through 30 father-of-the-bride
speeches this year alone.
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I... I'm pretty sure you are gonna
get bored and give up before I do.
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Also, I am absolutely
off my fucking tits!
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How are we gonna finish this
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with your psycho dog in the way?
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To be honest, I'm sure he'll...
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completely calm down in a minute.
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Oh, Jesus, God!
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- I told you he was crazy.
- P... p... put the music on!
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Music.
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Oh, God, not Dido! He
gets triggered by Dido!
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We all get triggered by Dido! Just...
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Don't make it louder!
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Shit! It's the boss. Turn if off.
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Turn it off.
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TURN IT OFF!
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Hello, Mr K.
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Yes.
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Uh... Everything's perfectly
on track. The hit's almost done.
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The barking? Erm... That's...
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Jamie watching the semi-finals
of Crufts on her iPad.
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Yeah. Absolutely.
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I will absolutely tell
her to stop fucking around.
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What the fuck?
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Yeah, we'll give you
a call when it's erm...
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He's ramming the van!
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Uh... Yeah.
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- Uh...
- Fran, are we gonna die?
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We will get back to you
as soon as it's done, OK?
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I think he's gone.
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Oh, God. Mr K's getting impatient. Oh.
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Surely that clown can't
stay up there much longer?
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- What are you doing?
- Trying to find some painkillers.
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My foot feels far too big, Fran.
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- What's in there?
- Oh, it's the target's.
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He'll definitely have
something we can take.
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Oh, no!
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- That stuff is only good for frying your brain.
- Yeah,
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but... it's all just
medicine, though, isn't it?
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I mean, change one molecule
of Calpol and you get ketamine.
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That's categorically not true.
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I think you'll find it is.
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Look, I think you and I both know
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there's only one way we're
gonna get this job done
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before my foot bursts though my shoe.
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I know this is gonna be
difficult for you, so...
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... I'll take care of Elton.
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No!
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Nobody is going to "take care" of Elton!
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- Do you think you might have a bit of a problem?
- What?
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You do seem to get attached to
things that aren't very nice to you.
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Elton. Joao.
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No, I... I don't know what you mean.
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Look, what Joao and I
have works for me, OK?
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You might not get it, but it's nice
to come home to something stable
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at the end of the day, after doing this.
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Yes, I don't love him.
Yes, he doesn't love me.
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Yes, we really do not ever
want to sleep together. But...
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he's dependable.
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I thought he'd run off
with your car again?
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OK, he's... he's not that
dependable at the moment, but...
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Why am I even justifying myself to you?
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You don't even know what commitment is.
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Er... That's not even true!
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Colin? You started
ghosting him for no reason.
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- I mean, he's perfect!
- Yeah, perfectly boring.
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Ugh! He's got really intense and clingy.
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See, there's always an
excuse with you, isn't there?
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I'm not expecting Jeremy
Irons or anything, but...
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- Jeremy Irons?
- Voice of Scar, mate.
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Scar is a cartoon lion. Plus,
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not even the fittest lion in the film.
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- Er...
- Ah-ah!
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Nala, for sure.
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Mufasa second.
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- At a push, I think probably teenage Simba.
- Fran.
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What?
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Where's Elton?
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OK.
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All right.
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You wait here. I'm gonna
finish off this coke-head.
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Argh!
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No... sudden...
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- ... moves.
- HE'S BEHIND YOU!
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He's behind you.
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No, no, no! This is my area!
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Get your own wedding caravan!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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How the tables have turned.
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Well, they haven't. Now
we're both stuck up here.
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Yeah, Jamie, I'm on the roof.
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This roof. Here.
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That's me. Great.
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I know it's a bad bite, but
you really have to focus, OK?
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- Should I try pissing on my foot?
- No. No, no, no, no. Don't do that.
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Why not? It really hurts!
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Because it's for jellyfish stings,
it's not for open wounds, is it?
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I had to do that once, actually.
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Two Turkish lands in Magaluf.
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They were in absolute agony.
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Quick as a flash,
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smashed a Pepsi Max,
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hosed them both down, bosh!
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Great. Can you just, please, shut up.
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Jamie, you need to get here now.
250
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,972
I don't care how you do it, just
get yourself here, all right?
251
00:14:58,990 --> 00:15:01,573
- Ow!
- There is plenty more where that came from.
252
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:04,619
There's precisely one
more where that came from.
253
00:15:04,699 --> 00:15:06,849
Listen, focus.
254
00:15:06,919 --> 00:15:08,711
Get yourself here before
someone else sees us.
255
00:15:08,721 --> 00:15:10,899
- OK, I'll do my best.
- Ow!
256
00:15:16,739 --> 00:15:20,088
Oh.
257
00:16:13,730 --> 00:16:16,113
The person you are
calling is not available.
258
00:16:16,139 --> 00:16:17,899
Please leave a message after the tone.
259
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:21,551
Look, th... th... this
dog is not going anywhere.
260
00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,379
- Can't we just make a deal?
- Shh!
261
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:26,944
Joao, hi. It's me. Er...
262
00:16:26,975 --> 00:16:30,578
Listen, I'm not sure if you're
coming back home with my car,
263
00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:32,858
but I probably won't make it back, so...
264
00:16:32,982 --> 00:16:35,846
... I've left some caldo
verde in the fridge and I've...
265
00:16:35,886 --> 00:16:38,314
... taped Michael Portillo Behind Bars.
266
00:16:38,404 --> 00:16:40,509
I think this week he's in Pentonville.
267
00:16:40,529 --> 00:16:42,862
I know it's your favourite.
268
00:16:43,304 --> 00:16:45,819
Oh, I'm rambling. Erm... Ciao, Joao.
269
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,539
Marriage troubles, is it?
270
00:16:49,667 --> 00:16:51,092
It's none of your business.
271
00:16:51,728 --> 00:16:54,791
Look, I have DJ'd a
fuck-tonne of weddings,
272
00:16:54,815 --> 00:16:56,593
and if you want my advice...
273
00:16:56,628 --> 00:16:58,242
- I don't want your advice.
- ... it's all bullshit.
274
00:16:58,291 --> 00:17:00,823
Love, relationships, marriages, the lot.
275
00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,859
Yeah, well, forgive me
if I don't take advice
276
00:17:02,892 --> 00:17:04,848
from a shoeless man in a tree.
277
00:17:04,883 --> 00:17:06,919
This isn't an Austrian folk tale.
278
00:17:21,139 --> 00:17:24,339
Yeah. Come on, Jamie,
pull yourself together.
279
00:17:24,489 --> 00:17:25,939
It's just medicine.
280
00:17:26,088 --> 00:17:27,210
Ah...
281
00:17:27,225 --> 00:17:28,397
Ooh...
282
00:17:28,419 --> 00:17:30,079
Jamie, psst.
283
00:17:30,939 --> 00:17:32,522
Jamie.
284
00:17:32,860 --> 00:17:34,175
What?
285
00:17:34,379 --> 00:17:36,365
Jamie, it's me, Fran.
286
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,100
You're a dog, Fran. What?
287
00:17:39,185 --> 00:17:40,585
Of course I'm a dog!
288
00:17:40,630 --> 00:17:42,499
Let me in and I'll explain everything.
289
00:17:42,700 --> 00:17:43,881
Yeah...
290
00:17:44,452 --> 00:17:45,783
No.
291
00:17:45,882 --> 00:17:48,682
I don't... I don't
think that's a good idea.
292
00:17:48,699 --> 00:17:51,611
- You wanna finish the job, don't you?
- Yeah.
293
00:17:51,641 --> 00:17:53,949
If you haven't heard from
your husband in over a week,
294
00:17:53,979 --> 00:17:57,906
there is a 100% chance
that he is off somewhere,
295
00:17:57,935 --> 00:18:01,675
- banging another woman.
- Oh, I think there's 0% chance of that, actually.
296
00:18:01,699 --> 00:18:04,093
Well, feel free to bury
your head in the sand.
297
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,190
I'm just saying, at the end of the day,
298
00:18:07,274 --> 00:18:09,027
you can't trust anyone else.
299
00:18:09,543 --> 00:18:12,979
Sooner or later, everyone learns...
300
00:18:13,157 --> 00:18:15,014
you are alone in this world
301
00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:18,023
and no-one is coming to save you.
302
00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:22,208
That's it, Jamie.
Start to open the door.
303
00:18:22,422 --> 00:18:23,916
Yeah...
304
00:18:24,659 --> 00:18:26,190
Almost there!
305
00:18:26,334 --> 00:18:28,369
DIE!
306
00:18:29,034 --> 00:18:31,499
Fran!
307
00:18:32,105 --> 00:18:33,401
Jamie!
308
00:18:34,899 --> 00:18:35,939
Fran!
309
00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:37,422
I'm coming.
310
00:18:38,455 --> 00:18:39,699
I'm coming.
311
00:18:40,352 --> 00:18:42,283
Jamie, help.
312
00:18:47,339 --> 00:18:48,895
Let's do this.
313
00:18:59,819 --> 00:19:01,088
Did you see me, Fran?
314
00:19:02,419 --> 00:19:04,275
Elton was trying to bring me down,
315
00:19:04,374 --> 00:19:07,408
but my legs were too full
of, like, this weird energy.
316
00:19:08,259 --> 00:19:09,899
Oh! Thanks, Jamie.
317
00:19:09,979 --> 00:19:11,019
Oh.
318
00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:14,234
- I can't believe you tried to hang me!
- Er...
319
00:19:14,259 --> 00:19:15,788
You tried to kill me!
320
00:19:15,813 --> 00:19:18,246
Yeah, well, that's just
my job. It's different.
321
00:19:20,484 --> 00:19:21,939
Have you got the gun?
322
00:19:22,132 --> 00:19:24,079
- Oh, shit!
- Great.
323
00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:27,504
Oh, I was so busy with the armour,
and then the smells were like...
324
00:19:27,539 --> 00:19:30,141
And then, obviously,
you were the dog and...
325
00:19:30,374 --> 00:19:31,493
- You're on drugs, aren't you?
- Yeah.
326
00:19:31,513 --> 00:19:33,166
- Yeah.
- On the plus side,
327
00:19:33,921 --> 00:19:35,097
I feel good!
328
00:19:35,435 --> 00:19:37,202
I feel kind of amazing.
329
00:19:37,227 --> 00:19:39,476
I feel like I could punch a train!
330
00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:43,785
Yeah, although... technically,
anyone can punch a train.
331
00:19:44,078 --> 00:19:46,168
You guys aren't very
good at this, are you?
332
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:48,204
Do you know what, I don't
normally enjoy my job,
333
00:19:48,219 --> 00:19:51,402
but I have to say, I'm gonna relish
blowing your fucking head off!
334
00:19:51,446 --> 00:19:53,273
Look, Fran, it's the bride and groom.
335
00:19:53,342 --> 00:19:54,395
Hang on.
336
00:19:54,494 --> 00:19:56,261
She's pulled the chef!
337
00:19:59,121 --> 00:20:01,345
- Oh, fuck off!
- I'm gonna get the gun.
338
00:20:01,777 --> 00:20:03,643
Don't leave me!
339
00:20:03,683 --> 00:20:04,984
Fucking hell!
340
00:20:05,018 --> 00:20:06,196
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
341
00:20:06,219 --> 00:20:07,259
Yeah?
342
00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,760
What are you gonna
do, pinch me to death?
343
00:20:09,964 --> 00:20:12,411
Ah! Ah!
344
00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,179
Ah! Ah!
345
00:20:21,103 --> 00:20:22,419
Oh!
346
00:20:37,219 --> 00:20:40,379
Actually, I... I...
I think I'm all right.
347
00:20:40,459 --> 00:20:42,765
You just killed my fucking dog.
348
00:20:43,848 --> 00:20:48,848
- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.addic7ed.com -
349
00:20:49,205 --> 00:20:51,121
This target used to work for Mr. K
350
00:20:51,136 --> 00:20:54,149
before she went completely insane.
351
00:20:57,837 --> 00:21:00,850
I have not seen one single
sign that she is into it.
352
00:21:00,876 --> 00:21:02,986
- I got us a room.
- What?
353
00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:11,785
- I need to borrow your car. I...
- What?
354
00:21:11,815 --> 00:21:13,269
No way. I...
355
00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:22,806
♪ and my asshole is in tatters.
356
00:21:26,667 --> 00:21:28,375
Shh!
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