Original subtitles

Monu, give it a roll.

Go.

"Birds flying in the sky..."

"...look for a refuge."

"The rivers flow..."

"...along with the shores."

"My heart's a vagabond."

"Doesn't look for a shoulder."

"Like a wandering cloud."

"Showers whenever it wants to.

"Time and again...the heart does fall in love."

"But when your companion's with you..."

"...it's scared."

"And makes excuses."

"My heart's a vagabond."

"Doesn't look for a shoulder."

"Like a wandering cloud."

"Showers whenever it wants to.

"Life every day..."

"...looks for freshness."

"Wants to break free..."

"The heart wants to live carefree."

"Desires that were never fulfilled."

"Looking for something new."

"Wants to achieve...something that's far and beyond reach."

"My heart's a vagabond."

"My heart's a vagabond."

You're right, we're no longer kids.

Actually, we're old enough to have kids.

Let's not play safe anymore.

Are you serious? - Yeah...

Just a second.

Hi, say it.

Look at me and say it.

Look into my eyes and say it, please.

Yes...I want to say that... - Say it.

What?

Don't be shy.

Look at me and say it.

He's feeling shy' o' shy boy !

Let's dig a ditch for him.

Come with me...come on.

Say what you were saying, please.

You what?

Tell me.

What are you doing?

Why are you hiding it ?

Show me, show !

Why are you hiding it?

Show me ! - No.

Is it 24 carat or 50 carat.

Show me ! I want to see it !

Show me !

I don't want to show or give it to you eh. No, I don't want to.

Show it. Show it ! show !

Good morning, baby. - What's wrong ?

Your tone doesn't sound bright.

Were you having a nightmare ? - No, actually, I just got up.

Listen, I am coming over in 30 minutes. - What ?

I'll see you soon. Bye.

'How can Tony's tone sound bright ?'

'His dreamy days are over.'

'Now he too will get into trouble !

Stefani, Stefani. - Baby, in the loo.

Just looking so fit.

I just do some yoga and some pilates. - Really ?

That's all.

I think that's my husband.

Ricky.

'This is Ricky Dalwani.'

'He was gossiping about me ! but he's good for nothing.'

'Except for suspecting on his wife all the time.'

What are you doing here ?

Same question, repeat yourself. - I came here for a general checkup.

Okay. - Anyway, she is Dr. Rhea Gupta.

Hi. - Nice to meet you.

Yeah, same here.

And this is Dr. Amod Sinha.

My husband, Ricky Dalwani.

Oh, so you're the famous Ricky Dalwani. - Why famous ?

Of course, you're married to such a beautiful woman.

I mean the whole of Mumbai is jealous of you.

Just...

Oh...come on doctor..

What were you doing here ?

Came for a general checkup.

Checkup ? I can check you right away.

Is there a problem ?

He's a good doctor.

Yes, doctor. I've been having slow-motions.

Slow-motions ?

You mean loose motions ? - Yes. She's right.

Loose motions.

He's got diarrhea. - What ?

Diarrhea.

You eat out a lot.

Anyway, I'll prescribe some medicines. - Yes, doctor.

Have them and you will feel better.

These medicines in the morning.

Twice after breakfast. - Okay.

And these two after dinner. - Alright.

There you go. - Thank you so much.

I'll take the prescription, come. - Bye, what were you chatting up with the doctor ?

Take care.

Bye. Take care of her.

Cute.

What's your name ? - Shefali.

'This is Sajan Patel, my other best friend.'

'He had some good Days before, but not anymore.'

I am in a real fix, really stuck.

Wait a second.

Yes, go on. - I am coming over... - Oh s***

Have you lost your mind ?

What is this ?

You fool, there's no point in rewind-or fast-forwarding this video.

Go and explain your mother !

Yap-yap-yap all day long !

Someday this mother-wife duo will get me killed, honestly.

Now that's marriage for you my friend

So enjoy.

Some day you will go through this too. - Shut up.

Hang up. - Hanging up the phone cut won't save you !

Shut up !

What happened ? - Nothing serious.

They keep bothering me always.

So, its like.. Not like this.

Good evening, aunty. - Good evening.

What brings you here ?

Well...Pooja and I are going out for dinner, so...

What else do you do besides dinner and driving ?

Music classes. - I see.

Listen, dude, if you ever misbehave with my daughter...

...then you'll be in lot of trouble !

Get it ? - Yes, aunty.

Hi.

Okay, mom. - Bye.

I'll see you in a bit. - Don't be late.

No, I won't. - Come home soon.

Yeah.

Come.

Bye aunty.

How was your meeting ? - Hectic as usual.

But our company finally has the permission to shoot.

Congrats. - Thank you.

I missed you baby. - I missed you too.

Where are we going ? - Surprise.

Moonlight dinner...table for two.

I don't want to go home...let's go out somewhere please.

Yes of course. Baby we're going out.

Finally...just the two of us.

Glad you guys came over here.

Make another peg.

Drink this.

Drink whiskey. - I said drink this.

No, I said drink this.

No, I'll have whiskey today. - Good.

Well...Pooja, good to see you. - Same here.

In fact, Tony didn't tell me that we're all meeting today.

He's,really full of surprises.

Right ? - Yeah, that's true.

Eat some chicken. Take it.

Put it in this plate, we'll share it.

I am vegetarian.

I am vegetarian today.

But it's not Tuesday today.

Wednesday...

Today is Wednesday, so you can eat. - Thank you.

Anyways

So Pooja, how is work ? - It's good. Busy.

I see...

So...is Tony taking care of you. - Of course.

He's trying, right ?

Well...at least the poor guy's trying.

My husband isn't even trying.

Oh my...how can you forget ?

I did give you a mixer-grinder on 'wife's day'.

Wife's day ? - Wife's day ? - Yes, ask her.

Mixer-grinder ? - Yes.

You fool that wasn't wife's day.

That was mother's day !

Mother's day ?

I see...that was mother's day.

That was mother's day. - Maybe...

Who really cares ? Doesn't matter.

You guys aren't taking anything.

Come on, eat.

Here, eat.

What are you doing ?

No !

What are you doing ?

Here, take the entire plate. - There's nothing left.

What is he doing ?

What can we do ? He's a friend after all.

Sharing is caring. - Take this too.

Thank you.

Darling, enjoy.

Ricky, don't behave like a barbarian out side in public.

I see, then why did you take my leech off.

Your dinners can be so heavy.

I know,

And you should control your eating.

You're getting fatter by the day.

Can you pass me my phone Ricky ?

My phone.

What are you doing ?

What the !

Don't touch my phone ! - Why ?

Why ?

So that you can keep flirting with your boyfriends ! - Whatever.

I need my space.

Space ?

Are you Einstein ? Are you planning to go on the moon ?

I am your husband !

This...

This hot body of yours rightfully belongs to me ! get it ! - Yeah.

And how many times did you claim what's rightfully yours ?

Sanya, stay in your limits.

I know every night you have this craving for fun and sex.

and that's why you have so many boyfriends.

See, this is you !

Rather than working on our sex-lives, which seems extinct,

you doubt your wife !

Yes, I doubt you.

Why shouldn't I doubt you ?

You want to go to the gym, maintain your figure !

Yeah ! at least I maintained my figure.

Not like you, just look at you.

Look at that tummy !

What's wrong with it ?

And you've taken permanent retirement from work.

You don't want to work at all.

Flat broke.

I am completely broke.

And I did take retirement.

Because you've turned me into a joke all over the city.

All the boys queue up to watch you madam.

And I know how they look at you.

They ogle, don't they ?

Yes, they do.

They ogle at me. They want to touch me.

Not like you.

That bloody doctor also wants to touch you too ? - God, yes.

He likes me too.

Do you have a problem with it ?

Did he touch you ?

Do you want to hear what he did to me ?

Stop talking nonsense, and tell me where he touched you !

When I went to his clinic for the first time Ricky...

...his eyes were staring at me.

What ? - Yes...his hypnotic eyes.

He held me tightly by my waist. - I see.

And then... - Then what ?

Then he kissed me on my lips.

And then ? - And then slowly...his fingers...

were stroking through my tresses.

He held my tresses strongly !

Ahhh Please tell me more details darling ?

You rascal. - Yes baby.

You're enjoying all this right ? - Are you crazy ?

I am not enjoying all this !

You're enjoying all this. - Why would I enjoy all this ?

Are you crazy ? Have you lost your mind ?

You're one sadistic rascal !

You're abusing me. - Yes, I did.

You're abusing your husband. - Yes, I did.

I will show you, come on. - Leave me fat toad. - Come with me.

You like having fun with other guys huh ? - Leave me.

I'll show you !

What the hell - That bloody doctor ! he had it !

Ahhhhhh (gets an orgasm, out of excitement) Not again.

You've been missing for a week.

If you continue this behavior towards your work...

then you won't last too long in this city.

I want the song corrections done by this evening !

Okay ?

Okay sir.

What ? Have you lost your mind ?

Are you from Tansen's musician's family ?

Listen to me.

Music is only good to be played on the radio.

It doesn't pay your bills or run your life !

I just bought a new property, and I'll be building a new restaurant on it.

Go and handle that. - What are you saying ?

He's still a kid. Let him have fun.

He's been having fun till now.

Let him settled down with proper work now. - Listen to me.

Let him pursue music.

He can get settled down later.

Harpreet, you always make me speechless.

Fine, do as your mother says.

I don't care.

Go on ! - Yes, fine-fine.

Hi baby. - Hi darling.

Guess what ?

Your mom's giving the old house on rent.

No, she will never give that.

By the way, I have been.. - I had a very hectic day with my clients.

Rascals stopped my payment. - Why ? What happened ?

The same old tug-o-war.

Changes and more changes in the music parts.

And what's more, they want the song delivered by tomorrow morning.

Okay I am coming over. - No baby not today.

I am really busy.

And there's no electricity.

So I am going over to Sunil's studio, to work.

I'll call you later. - Okay.

I'll see you later, bye. - Bye.

Hello, boys. - Oh, hi.

Looking for something interesting ? - Yeah.

He wants to buy a hot dress, for his girlfriend.

I am single. - What are you doing dude ?

Then why don't you go find one, and get her here.

Yeah, we'll do that. - Yeah.

Nice one.

Something short and sexy. - Yeah, please.

Does this suit your taste ? - Okay, this is nice.

This is okay.

Something shorter and sexier ? - Smart huh ?

you two share the same girlfriend ? - No !

Nothing like that.

Seriously, she's hot. don't say that dude.

This will definitely look smoking hot on her.

Okay this is really good.

This is really nice.

Wait, one second. - Tell her to try it on.

Can you do one thing?

Can you wear it and show it to us ?

Why ? is she your girlfriend, that she will try it on herself ?

No, no, we didn't mean that. - I see.

Rikki, They are customers, who want to buy a dress for their girlfriends.

Girlfriends ?

Girlfriends ?

Where are they ?

Where are they ?

I can't see them.

Where are they ?

Next time we'll bring them, sir. - Yes, sir.

Next time - Ricky. - Next time, right.

So come next time and buy.

What is going on ?

Now go. Go !

Get out ! Get lost !

Come on !

God knows, from where these jokers come from ?

Ricky ? - What Ricky ?

Are they your fans ?!

that you were flirting with them in our boutique ?

You are indeed sick.

Firstly you don't work.

And if someone's working, you don't allow them to work !

You're ruining my business !

Before marriage, all that fake romance, those fake words.

And now, fake pleasures !

I see, tell me, how many guys you have given your heart too !

Speak up.

You know what, you need psychiatric help.

Yes, I know.

Good for nothing...

And increase my pocket money,

I need an increment.

My foot !

Nonsense !

Sir, madam hasn't raised our salary yet,

she won't give you an increment either.

I will give you a raise.

Yes, sir I've been trying to tell you...

...these are export quality life-saving drugs from India.

Yes. Of course.

Sanjana, what are you doing ?

Go and explain your mother. - Shut up.

I am talking on the phone.

Explain my mother...

Yes sir... well, can I call you back sir ?

No sir there's a curfew at home.

Sir...there's firing going on too.

Yes sir I am also married.

I'll call you back in a minute.

Thank you, sir.

See...I cannot deal with your mom anymore.

She quarrels with me over every small thing in the kitchen.

There she goes again.

Don't you have any sense ?!

You can see that I am working here...

...and you two are fighting again ?

From tomorrow you two decide...

...a time for your quarrels

So that i will know when I can work !

Explain her...

Mom, please stay calm.

I am explaining her.

You fool ! what are you going to explain me ?

You work in this air-conditioned room.

It's me who works with your mom in kitchen.

Come in the kitchen some day, and you will realize...

...how much your mother scolds me.

Calm down, Sanjana I will speak with mom. - I will talk to her.

Let me work.

What are you going to talk to me about ?

You fool, I told this stupid girl thousands times...

...no potatoes in the lentil.

But she doesn't understand.

Saajan's choice.

Saajan's choice is you !

Be quiet !

What are you two fighting about since morning ?

Ladyfinger ?

No, potatoes in lentil.

Right ? - Yes.

See.

Is this any topic to argue on ? - Potatoes in lentil.

Sanjana you're too much.

Then tell her ! not to interfere in my cooking.

Simple.

Mom. - Quiet.

Fine.

This is my house. I am the boss.

Yes ! very good.

Why don't you two fight till the death ?

I am going.

Yap-yap-yap all day, it's like a jungle out here.

Saajan! If you want to walk away from this situation...

...then remember one thing, I'll go to my mom's home !

Then you can ask your mom to cook lentil and vegetables for you !

'Boss, hmph

Chill out. - Leave me don't talk to me now.

Look at me.

Live life my size.

I see...then why don't you go live with these two !

My life is not like you !

All day they yap-yap and yap...I am fed up.

They both will give me a heart attack some day.

Let's party today.

All I have is 200 rupees...that's my pocket-money for today.

There's a DJ night today.

"Walking catastrophes."

"Poor guys...with no hopes..."

"Sit and wonder...what is life all about?"

"Weave new ideas."

"Poor guys...stricken with grief..."

"My heart's a vagabond."

"My heart's a vagabond."

"Everyone does something foolish without a reason."

Ricky.

Ricky.

The car's engine is busted, I am standing out here in the sun.

And you're reading the newspaper !

"My heart's a vagabond."

"Doesn't look for a shoulder."

"Like a wandering cloud."

"Showers whenever it wants.

So this is your idea of romance, huh?

Now in your 200 rupees pocket money this is all I can afford.

Shall I make of 400?!

So...your mom wants you to marry some guy called Sanjay ?

Yes ! mom knows his family quite well.

Have you met him ? - Cute guy.

You like him ? - What do you think ?

I think we should leave before your mom arrives.

Sorry, I can't.

Its aunt Priya's birthday today.

Why don't you come with us too ?

You've got no time for me.

Its either business trips, or meetings or birthday parties.

Why is it always about you ?

Love me, be with me.

Solve my problems.

You never even introduced me to your parents...

Nor taken me to Chandigarh to meet them.

I promise...we'll definitely go to Chandigarh in few months.

God swear.

By the way, something good happened at my job in the last two days.

You got a raise. - Nope.

Your dream trip to Sikkim, Kashmir, Switzerland... - Wrong.

Guess again.

Then...

I got promoted as a creative director.

Eh I was just going to say that. - Really ?

Congrats baby.

But why do you work so hard ? I am there.

Once this music contract gets signed...

...then you can quit your job.

I've paid your electricity bill.

Now you have light in your life, baby.

Aunty, I forgot to tell you. - What ?

I got promoted. - Oh, great ! That's great news ! - Thank you.

Wonderful Sanjay.

You know, Pooja is going to be so happy to see you.

Baby, you know you're my biggest sunlight.

I love you.

Me too.

Tony !

When did you come here ? - 15 minutes back.

In 15 minutes.. nothing must have happened between them.

Okay, aunty, I was going anyway.

I have a music recording.

Sanjay, this is Tony...Pooja's very good friend. - Hi.

Hey... - Okay, aunty, I'll leave.

Bye.

Tea? Should we have some tea? - Yeah, sure.

Come on.

I'll make it. - Okay.

Sorry, the deal can't go through.

Why? Why can't you make this deal?

He's giving you property plus cash, are you crazy?

No, I want his shop too. - I see.

You mean two properties plus cash?

See this, Ricky. - Yes.

Let's make a three-way deal.

Huh? - Okay.

What okay? No three-way deal.

I am not giving you my shop, let me make it clear.

Fine, then roll.

Okay.

Sure? - Yes...roll.

Come on.

Six.

One...two...three...four...five...six.

Yippee...

Whitehall...400 pounds. - I am paying up.

Yes, I am paying.

You'll be coming to square one yourself.

Now you play.

If you roll a 7, then you're in trouble. - We'll see.

God is with me. - Come on.

Nine.

One...two...three...four...five...six ...seven...eight...oh s***

Excuse me.

Why is he so lucky today?

He's been winning from the beginning.

Tony, just get married and get on with it.

This is enough.

Can't you see me happy? - No, I can't.

He's so jealous of me.

Roll the dice, come on.

By the way, no life without wife.

Shut up.

What? Say that again. What?

No life without wife. - I see. - Yes.

Of course, because your wife is a Super girl.

She cooks for you, does all the chores around the house.

And she also gives you pocket-money, this is great.

And your wife must have become an expert knife-thrower by now.

Which circus has she joined recently ?

Tell me.

Hold on...did you attend Shefali's wedding last Sunday?

We did...

Tell him how much fun we had.

If someone invites you, you can't say no.

And the wedding cake was very good.

Very good choice.

Just the cake.

Tell him more.

Do you know what he did? - Nothing.

He took two fritters and four ice-creams home.

Cheapster.

Cheapster he is. - That he is.

She's your ex, so why is he getting so sentimental?

Forget it, play.

Play.

Where's the other one? - Here.

Six.

One...two...three...four...five...

I'll roll again. - No, no...

1000 pounds.

For what ? - Your wife has rented my hotel.

Then you can keep my wife.

1000 is too much to pay.

Come on, pay up.

Pay up. - He's so stubborn.

Take it.

Are you going to tell me or not ?

Relax, everything will be fine.

This is a nursing home, something's definitely wrong...

...that's why we're here, right.

I am pregnant. - What?

Is it the doctor's baby ? - You're a sick man.

Seriously.

Hi, Sania. - Hi.

Please come in. - Let's go, Ricky.

Come.

Hello, Sania. - Hello, doctor.

How are you ? - Very well.

If you're pregnant, you should see a gynecologist.

What are you doing with a sexologist ?

Mr. Dalwani, the way to gynecologist goes through here.

Please...please, come. - Go, Ricky.

He's asking me... - Yeah, go on.

Come, come, come with me. - you will be fine.

But why is he... - It will be fine. - Relax.

Where is he taking me to ?

Where are you taking me ? - Come.

You calm down.

Don't worry. Don't think about it too much.

Don't stress yourself. - Okay.

He'll be fine, right. - It's okay.

It's his first time, it happens.

You...

Ricky. Listen to me.

What Sania did with you was wrong ?

I admit...but you must discuss this with her.

Right, Tony. - You're right.

What can we do ?

And you're just too much.

She does all the work.

She looks after the house, and the boutique.

And you...

You flirt with the customers and salesgirls.

Salesgirls ?

You never told me about them ?

They are mine. - Shut up.

Sorry.

Take it.

And you, mister.

You treat your wife as a life insurance policy.

Ricky...

What do you want to do now ? - Do what ?

You've been staying at our house for two days.

Shall I give the postman our address...

...as your new permanent address.

What an idea ! Give it.

What give it ? This is not a hotel.

Ridiculous.

He's just like you.

But what did I do ?

Better decide before mother-in-law comes back.

After that I cannot help you.

Fine, I am going to stay here.

You talk to her.

What do you mean stay here ? Talk to whom ?

Your mother. - Don't drag my mother in this.

Hi, Sanya. What are you doing ? - Nothing.

Sitting with these three idiots.

I just took him to the clinic.

Why is he making such a big noise about

What ?

Tell him.

Fine, I'll tell him.

Ricky. - What ?

If you don't go home tonight...

...then Sanya is selling the house and going to that cute doctor's house.

Oh, I am scared.

I don't care, go to hell.

Wow...good.

He's saying go.

Really ?

Okay !

Ricky. - What ?

No more pocket money for you.

Tony. - Yes.

Pack my bags.

Talk to you later. - What stuff ?

You're wearing my clothes, you cheapskate.

What did you get ?

What did you get ?

Fine, give me 50 rupees.

You should be ashamed. Tony, give him 50 rupees.

I borrow from Pooja myself.

I don't have it. - You should be ashamed.

He isn't giving me 50 rupees.

Bloody cheapskates, all three of you. Get out!

I am a cheapskate ? - Get out.

This is my house... - Out.

Come on, we know you're a cheapskate.

I'll open the door.

Come on, you even look like a cheapskate. - Out.

Come on.

Mom.

Listen... - Hi, mom.

Son, since you left Chandigarh you forgot all about us.

No, mom...I was just...busy with work.

Son, you can work on your music here as well.

Mom, I can't bear dad's taunts anymore.

Mom, please...I am busy.

What is this? - It's a bra... Mom.

Bra? Who is with you?

No, mom...are you crazy?

So mom... - And this panty.

Panty? - Bra-panty.

It belongs to my land-lady.

I don't know.

Listen, I am no mood for your stupid jokes.

Son...do you wear bra-panty now ?

Are you crazy, mom ? Why would I wear those ?

He used to be with girls when he was in Chandigarh.

Has he started wearing bra-panty in Mumbai ?

Oh God, did I have to see this day.

Oh God!

I am fed up of this cat and mouse game ! - Are you crazy ?

Son, you've lost your mind, not me !

Mom, I am not talking to you.

What are you trying to become out there ?

Give me the phone before I go crazy.

Listen ! - Yes.

I am coming to Mumbai on a business trip.

And we'll meet up too.

Yes. - Understand.

I am coming to Mumbai !

S***

What ? - Baby...

How can you think that I...with other girls...

Seriously...

You know, you can never reform.

Cutie, listen up.

Bye, enjoy your horny life.

Cutie...

Who is calling me now?

Yes, Tanya.

Nothing, I a free.

Come over then.

Bye, waiting.

Mom. We should put the family house on rent.

No, dear. That house is filled with our memories.

Memories of your father.

I don't think it's right.

But we go there only once a month.

And anyway ! dad will agree with me.

Right, dad ? - Forget it.

Listen to me.

Sanjay's parents have liked you. - Mom, please.

What 'mom please' ?

He's a nice guy, from a nice family.

What's the problem ?

But I love Tony. - Oh God, your Tony, Tony, Tony.

Is there anything besides Tony in your life ?

God dear !

Sanjay is from a nice family, he's a nice guy.

He's got a nice job. He's well settled in US.

Think about him, please.

Your Tony does nothing other than playing the piano all day long !

He's got no job security. - Mom ! Can we just stop this now please ?

Tell me something.

What do you see in that boy that you love him so much ? - I don't know.

But after dad passed away...

You know, I felt a sense of emotional security when I met him.

I just felt connected.

'I think its love.'

'I think its love.'

Hi Pooja. - Hi Sanjay.

Sanjay ! how nice to see you ?

Come in...come inside.

Pooja, bring him in.

Come-come.

Actually I was just passing-by...

...and thought I pay you both a visit.

This is for you, aunty. - For me ?

How sweet, Sanjay ?

You're such a shy guy.

If you got this for Pooja, then give it to her personally.

Here you go Pooja. - Thank you.

How sweet.

Come sit. - Sure. - Come come sit.

So nice of you to come, Sanjay, - My pleasure.

You know...

Pooja made vegitable stuffed roll with Patatoes today. - Oh wow ! That's my favorite.

Really...veggitable stuffed roll

Pooja, will you please... - Sure mom.

Excuse me.

Thank you, darling.

So Sanjay, how is work ? - Oh aunty, work is so hectic and you know am so busy

Same old lines.

That always the girl has cooked food.

Since I got promoted, I've been busier these days.

I can imagine... - Mom...which container did you put the stuffed veggitable roll ?

It's in the white container, dear.

Sanjay, just excuse me for two minutes. - No problem.

I'll just come. - Yes, please.

Mom, when did you make this ? It's yummy.

In the morning. - It's tasty.

Nice, nah! - I love it.

Can I say something, dear ?

If Tony really loved you...

...then he would've made a commitment towards you long ago.

No, mom. It's my fault too.

He wants more time, which I can't give him.

And you know, it's all because of my work.

So quit your job.

You love him, don't you ?

Can't you quit your job for your love ? - Mom ?

Look, you've worked enough, dear.

You have all the comforts.

You've earned a lot of money.

What's the problem ?

Go tell this to Tony

And I can assure you that he still won't marry you.

Give me your phone.

There's a girl who isn't answering my calls. - Why ?

I don't know why. - Give it.

Don't talk too long, I don't have much balance left.

That's always the problem with you bro.

Who is it ? - She's a hottie girl.

What her name ?

Cutie...why aren't you answering my calls ?

Why should I ?

Honestly, cutie. It belonged to my land lady.

Liar.

Did I ever lie to you ?

In fact I never lie.

Did you miss me ? - Of course.

I miss you a lot that's why I called you.

Listen... - Yes.

There's class in the evening, so come home.

Okay. - Okay.

And listen...don't forget to bring your fees. - Rascal.

Okay, bye. - Okay, bye.

Bye.

Hang up.

You did the right thing by asking for money.

Come on.

Come on, what would you like to eat ?

Anything.

"What a strange tale..."

"With no beginning or an end." - You're not singing properly.

Tony...forget this solo rehearsal.

Let's practice some duet.

Aashi, the final recording's tomorrow. - Please be serious.

We can get serious later!

Now it's mischief time.

Just a minute. - I am getting a call.

Just a minute.

Hi. - Hi.

I got off work early today.

I'll be there in 10 minutes.

Okay. Bye.

S*** - What's wrong, Tony ?

The landlady's coming to collect her rent.

So... - Tell her to come tomorrow.

You've to pay my rent today.

You're heavily under the debt of love.

Two days...

She's been after me for two days.

If I don't pay her today, then...

...tomorrow we'll have to practice in the market.

It's either your stupid landlady or that Priyanka.

She concentrates more on you and less on the class.

Baby...everything will be fine.

Now listen, tomorrow morning at 10... Vishal Studios. - Okay.

Come on. Go on.

Will you call me ? - Of course I will.

You never call me. - I will.

Tomorrow morning at 10am. Bye. - Bye.

S***

I've been standing out here for so long.

Baby, I was in the shower.

What a mess you've made of this house.

Wow !

I'll do it, don't... - Let it be. You can't do it.

Relax baby, relax.

I can do everything. - You cannot do anything.

From today that's my responsibility.

How can you take this responsibility ? You don't have time for me.

You're right.

What is a woman who can't spare some time for her love ?

Now I understand your philosophy.

What philosophy ?

Like time...money...and love.

Right ? - Right.

And what is the use of working so hard...

...when I can't even spend time with you, baby.

Right ? - Right.

But that won't happen again.

Pooja will spend all her time with you.

No more work. No more travelling to London,New York,Paris.

It's just you...and me. - How ?

I have resigned. - What ?

What happened, baby ? I am just repeating your lines.

Yes ! I am very happy.

It's just that the loan on your new home, and I am just...

I've taken care of it.

Mom has finally agreed to put our old house on rent.

The one that had the old stuff. - Okay.

I will spend all my time with you.

And to celebrate this occasion, I've planned a holiday.

To my dream destination.

Now it's just us. I am so happy.

Finally.

So this is first...this is the fifth...

So do like this...

One... Yeah, very good.

Aashi, see who's at the door.

Thank you.

Five... No, no...five.

Yes ?

Tarvin.. I mean does Tony lives here ?

Is he at home ? - Yes, he lives here.

But he's busy right now.

He's conducting his classes.

He's conducting his classes. He's busy ?

Something important.

Please tell your teacher that his teacher is here to see him.

Grand Teacher ! - Yes.

Come in. - Thank you.

Please come in.

How nice.

Dad.

Dad, when did you arrive ?

When your eyes and fingers were on her...

...that's when I arrived.

Hello.

I am Satinder Pal Singh.

Father of Tarvinder Pal Singh.

Tarvinder ?

Tarvinder alias...Tony.

Okay girls, class dismissed.

Class dismissed, unbelievable.

The class has just begun.

No, uncle. We'll leave.

We'll leave. - Yes.

Okay.

Bye. - Bye.

What a nice house !

One door for coming in, Another door for going out.

So how are you ? - Just fine dad.

So this is your life.

Your work...your career.

How is mom dad ? - Mom is fine.

And after seeing you in this condition...

...she will never worry about your marriage again.

Anyway...no matter what you think, but I missed you a lot.

By the way, this is a neat circus you've put together here.

But you used to do the same thing in Chandigarh.

Dad, I like it more here.

You like it more here.

How much earn for a living ?

25,000 Rupees ? 50,000 Rupees ?

Come with me to Chandigarh.

Help me run the restaurant, and I will pay you double.

Thanks dad. - Son.

The worldly responsibilities...

...are much heavier than your music.

Take my advice. Come back with me with to Chandigarh.

Come on.

Listen to me...

Listen...listen...

You don't want to marry Jasbeer, Don't do.

Fine, don't marry her. I don't mind.

Dad, this is my life.

Please...let me decide.

Fine.

You can decide.

Three months...

I give you three months to fulfill your dreams. - Dad...

I don't want to hear anything.

After that I will drag you back to Chandigarh.

Yes.

Get that ?

By the way, where's the bathroom in this zoo of yours ?

That one...

Oh...John Lennon, sitting In the bathroom.

'I've paid your electricity bill.' - 'You will get hitched too.'

'Be with me. Solve my problems.'

'I don't want to hear anything.'

'And music is only good for playing songs on the radio.'

'And not to handle life.'

"My innocent heart..."

"...looking for the destination of its dreams."

"My innocent heart...doesn't know."

"Lost in a trace...shattered...unknown."

"It's confused...doesn't know."

"Time's flying by...like a flock of birds."

"My dreams...are losing words."

"My feet are looking for...wings to soar."

"The lanes of the heart."

"Where it can go ?"

"The lanes of the heart."

"Where it can go ?"

"Where it can go ?"

"The lanes of the heart."

"The lanes of the heart."

Hi, sir. - Tony.

The client really loved your Jingle.

Good work. - Thank you, sir.

Sir ! I need a week off.

I am going to Kashmir. - Kashmir ?

Yes, sir.

I also wanted to give you this CD.

I've composed some new songs, so...

Did you compose these songs ? - Yes, sir.

We'll hear it, okay.

Go. Enjoy. - Thank you, sir.

Kashmir.

Are these people crazy ?

I heard you met Tony's father.

He's not bitter like you.

You will never learn. - Is that a joke ?

Excuse me, was that a joke ?

Should I laugh ? - Yes.

Your wish.

So...love in Kashmir.

Good.

I don't get time off from Ricky's stupid jokes and work.

Kashmir. It's paradise.

I saw it on Google.

Google has our house.

Shut up.

Why don't you guys come along too ?

We'll have fun.

Come on. - Yeah, it's a good idea.

Away from your mom.

What say, Saajan ?

Guys. It's not a bad idea.

But, it's a private holiday.

Let the two go alone. - I agree with her.

There's nothing public or private between us.

Tell her. - Yes. - Correct...

Perfect. - Hold on.

What about the expenses ? Money ?

"You're my melody that I hum all day."

"You're my melody that I hum all day."

"You're spreading your fragrance in the air..."

"...and making me feel alive."

"You make my heart beat."

"The rift between us is covered."

"My heart's swaying, so is my life..."

"...and so is the path."

"O my benefactor. O my benefactor."

"You're my life."

"O my benefactor. O my benefactor."

"Your love is like devotion."

"O my benefactor. O my benefactor."

"You're my life."

"O my benefactor. O my benefactor."

"Your love is like devotion."

"Your love is like devotion."

"Your love is like devotion."

"Your love is like devotion."

"Your love is like devotion."

"Since our paths crossed."

"I've no clue which way the heart's headed."

"I have no control."

"All I know...that you're mine."

"The effect is so surreal, that you've become my world."

"My heart prays...that you're always with me."

"Everywhere I look...all I see is you."

"I saw God in you."

"You're my beloved."

"My love...my devotion is all for you."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"You're my life."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"Your love is like devotion."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"You're my life."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"Your love is like devotion..."

Hi, Pooja. - Manjeet.

Hi, Tony. - Hi...how are you ? - Fine, how about you.

Ricky, my friend. - Hi.

How are you ?

Meet my beautiful wife, Sonia. - Hi.

Hi.

Hi, guys. How are you doing ?

Guys, this is Claudia.

A very good friend of mine.

I'm your best friend Sonia. - He's done for.

Come on.

Manjeet, which is our room ? - Super-deluxe.

Which is Claudia's room ?

Go see your room first. Stop worrying about Claudia's room.

It's a good thing you guys came here.

We're having an off season anyway.

Aarti, check the consignment first and then make the payment.

Vinita is arriving from Delhi tomorrow.

Ricky.

Ricky.

Ricky.

Ricky. Can you lower the volume please ?

Can't you see I am on a call ?

So you collect the samples tomorrow, okay.

Bye.

You were hitting too much on that Claudia !

Will you keep forwarding these silly jokes or do some work ?

Forwarding jokes is also of work.

Yeah, right.

"May this evening...continue to fade away."

"Let the earth and the sky disappear..."

"...when you're in my arms, my love,"

"Let this moment...continue like a dream."

"Let our saga conclude in this moment."

"My soul craves...to be one with you."

"I want to devote...every breath I take to you."

"I wish to find my dawn...after losing myself in you."

"Your grace is always with me."

"You're only mine,"

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"You're my life."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"Your love is like devotion."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"You're my life."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"Your love is like devotion."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

"O my beloved. O my beloved."

I love you baby. - Yeah ?

Yes.

I love you too.

I love you too.

Claudia.

Please come baby.

Claudia please come.

Please...

Sanjana, are you crazy.

Do you want to restrict my dreams too now ?

Dream of me and your mother.

Sanjana, listen.

I have all the rights to dream what I want ! understand. - Shut up.

I'll sleep again.

Claudia will come again. I am sure.

Claudia.

Lucky guy.

You're living in paradise.

No pollution, no tension.

Only fresh air and...love.

Beautiful place...and beautiful wife too, huh ?

She's a resident of Turkey.

She came to India for some sightseeing, in Delhi.

Then ?

We met at a party.

And then... enjoyment eh ?

You guys have it really nice here.

I've got trouble at work, then there's my mother and wife problem.

I am in a real fix.

Actually we should fly in a no-tension zone.

You know...the parliament should pass a new bill.

After 5 years marriage should automatically be dissolved.

Over.

That will also mean good business for lawyers like us.

What's the joke all about guys ? - Why ?

Hey playboy, get married.

Why ?

He will soon get into trouble himself.

End of his freedom days !

Tell him. - What ?

The three rings of marriage. - Three rings.

Which ones ? - He will tell you.

Look...

The first ring...is engagement ring. - Yes.

The second ring...

I am sure you guys know, you two have put it on.

It's the wedding ring.

You did it too. - I know.

And now the third...and the most important.

Is...

Suffering.

Leave me are you crazy.

Stupid fool.

Have you finished with your nonsense ?

What's nonsense about it ?

It's a proven fact.

The proven fact is that I am having fun with my beautiful wife

and you two...

Sir...we know you're omniscient.

Please bless us with your grace too.

Yes...

He decided this place...his wife...built a resort.

Please share some of your knowledge with us.

Come on, O holy one. Please begin.

Sir, we're waiting. Please.

Lesson no. 1... You're looking fat. Do some dieting.

Never say this.

Why ?

Stupid Saajan...your wife cooks for your family. - Yes.

She listens to your mother's abuses.

Where is the time to exercise ?

He's right.

Lesson no. 2... Learn to communicate.

All you two do is quarrel.

Yes, but my wife only communicates with a knife.

What about that ?

come hail or storm...

...don't ever say that you are like your mother.

Point.

All hail his holiness.

She can take it personally.

And now you're even dragging her mother into the battle field.

No...not her mother, Then am dead for sure.

Not her mother.

Father ? Can we drag her father ?

You can drag her grandfather too.

Here, have a cigarette.

Shall we ?

Where ? - Let's go.

What about the rest of the lessons ?

We'll do the remaining lessons later. - Wait a minute.

Come on.

What ?

Back at the resort you were saying you will climb up easily.

Slow-pokes, let's go.

Come on.

Ricky...

If we're lucky, we'll get to see the black bear.

Black bear ? - What ? Black bear.

Yeah...if you're super-lucky, you'll get to see the snow-leopard also.

No, I don't want to go. - Come on...

No, I am scared of the bear.

Just a little more, and we're there - What little more.

You made us climb an entire mountain.

Wow. Look at the view from here.

Its beautiful.

Yes.

Completely virgin lands, right.

Beautiful...right ?

You guys can sit here and see the view.

And Claudia's watching the same view from the top alone.

Really ?

Claudi ? - Where ?

Take a girl's name and these two get charged instantly.

Yes, let's go.

Once she finds out, she will run for life too.

Shut up, Sanya.

Not all women are always hungry like you.

Yeah, and anyway...I am on a hunger-strike, Ricky.

Come on, let's climb up I'll get you some scrambled eggs.

Coming, Claudia. - Claudia. - Let's go.

Manjeet has progressed a lot.

He's built this beautiful resort.

He's doing quite well for himself.

He's one of the top most criminal lawyers here.

One day your album will be a hit too.

And you'll make loads of money.

For both of us.

It should've been just the two of us.

No, baby.

After few drinks down, you'll even laugh on Dalwani's jokes.

By the way, it was your idea to call them here.

Shall we ? - Where ?

Unpack. - Please.

Let's go for a hot shower.

You can't think of anything besides a shower, right ?

Of course no.

"The heart soars high in the sky...like a kite."

"Hidden dreams...are no longer helpless."

"Like parched heart's...been graced by the monsoon."

"My heart and body's completely drenched in the rain."

"I feel different since you...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"Listen to your eyes conveying..."

"...the bond of our love."

"...of our love."

"Or should I read...what's..."

"...written in your heart."

"Time seems to have stopped when you're not with me."

"Prayers are made so I can wish for you."

"Prayers are made..."

"Since I found you...I found myself."

"It's a different aspect...I feel a new since you..."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

I know you like me. - I want you.

My sexy tiger.

My cute Mickey Mouse.

Claudi.

Claudi.

Beautiful resort. - I am really happy that you guys are here.

Oh... - Just enjoy.

romantic weather.

Hello. Who is this ?

Tony ! Where is Pooja ?

Aunty, actually she's feeding peanuts to the monkeys.

Don't act cheeky with me.

You're fortunate that my daughter loves you.

Even I love her aunty.

You better bring about some change in your life okay.

Tell her to call me back.

One...two...three...four...

Shall I do it like this ?

How am I doing ?

Yes.

Yes.

Yes, go down baby.

You talk to Sonia.

Hi, Claudia. - Hi. - Hi.

Just stop. Just stop.

And one...two...three...and up come on.

Yeah...

One...two...three...and...

Yes.

One...

Teach us also.

Sonia, he saying you should teach us as well.

Claudi. - Bye.

She's gone.

We're going to drink all night.

Tonight is drinking session. Make a big Peg.

We'll drink the whole bottle.

This isn't right.

Come on. Come on.

Cheers. - Cheers.

Yeah, it happens.

Marry me. - What ?

Yeah...marry me.

But you already have a wife. - Separated.

Haa ha haa! Sanjana will never leave you.

I love you, Claudia.

I want you, Claudia.

Look at me I love you.

Come with me.

Come.

Let's end this. Come on.

Marry me.

It's quite cold here, let's sit next to the bonfire.

Let's go. - Come. - Come.

Marry me.

He's gone mad.

What ?

Do you want chips ?

So Claudia ?

Ricky, have you seen her shoe size ?

Mom,

Hello. - Yeah, mom.

Son, your dad was saying Pooja is a very sweet girl.

Ricky can you pass me some chicken ?

Hello. - Very sweet mom.

Bring her to Chandigarh some day. Even I would like to meet her.

Okay mom. Love you. - Love you son.

Mom was saying to bring you to Chandigarh. - Yeah right.

Guru ji the heater in the room isn't working.

I'll get it changed.

Why don't you change the room ? No problem. - Great.

Enjoy.

I am little tired let's go inside.

Okay.

So goodnight guys. - Goodnight.

Goodnight - Sit darling.

No, baby. - Give us some more company.

Too exhausted.

You're forgetting something. - What ?

Day after tomorrow is 14th November. Your mom's birthday.

Oh s***

Yesterday I curriored her a beautiful gift to Mumbai.

Don't worry. - Wow.

Now that's an ideal wife.

My sweet efficient wife.

Okay bye. Goodnight sweetheart. - Goodnight.

Goodnight.

Take care. - Why are you so interested ?

Lucky guy I swear.

By the way even I remember your mom's birthday.

Shut up liar.

Haa haa haaa ! What happened ?

Tony you'll get in this mess too.

Either you can be happy...or you can be married.

Point. - Is that a joke ?

Ricky don't be so negative.

Well guys, really tired.

And Saajan, don't get drunk. Or you've had it.

The same old yap-yap-yap out here as well.

Go away let me enjoy.

Go.

Are they still communicating with each other with knifes ? - Of course.

My God.

Forget about me, your wife and that Claudia have something sexy going with each other.

Haa haa haa ! Did a dog bite you ?

Give me the bottle.

Tony let's go.

Wearing a knightsuit huh ? - Sometimes I do.

I have never seen you in a knight suit whenever you were with me.

See...you don't even know that I wear a knight suit.

I just wanted you to know.

I should know what.

Tony...I know that your face turned pale

when your friends were teasing you about marriage.

It's not just that.

There's someone else Who is discouraging me. - Who ?

Your mom.

That doesn't make a difference to us.

You tell me...

Are you ready to take this responsibility ?

Pooja, can a man and a woman

live with each other for the rest of their lives ?

'Tell this to Tony.'

'And I assure you that he still won't marry you.'

Depends

Whether...how many girls do you ask the same question ? - S***

Look at this girl specially her waist.

And it's been photoshopped.

My God she's looking so sizzling hot.

I wish I had a waist like this. - She, she is crazy.

I keep telling her to concentrate in the class work - What class ?

Music or porn ?

It's not my fault if some girl sends me her vulgar photos.

It's all my fault that I am with you.

We've been in a relationship for two years.

But you have no sense of direction. - I have direction and it's love.

Love ? Really ?

And what is your defination of love ?

Because for the last two years

I've been trying to understand your 'love'.

I don't even know...who you love ?

These girls, me or yourself ?

Pooja. - You know what, I fought with mom.

Just for this Kashmir trip. So that I could be with you.

Pooja...listen to me.

But not anymore. Now I need time.

To think about us.

I need my own space. - Pooja we can talk about this.

Let's talk about this tomorrow.

Pooja...

Pooja...

Pooja...

Pooja where are you going in this cold weather ?

Tony stop it. - Listen

What's wrong ? - Are you my husband

that I have to answer all your questions ?

Pooja

Pooja

Pooja look you're slipping.

I am sure you said something to her. - No.

Last night she saw some girl's half nude picture on my phone

and she got angry and left.

She gave me this before going.

What ?

Give me your phone.

Show me the picture. Show me ! (excitedly)

What else will she do ?

Do 'Aarti'of you ? (Veneration).

Why Aarti he's got Pooja also ? - Shut up.

I don't understand what your problem is ?

She is such a sweet girl.

You have to apologies to her. - Why apologies ?

She's always busy with work work work !

If she came out here to work then why did we all come here for this holiday ?

She went to Srinagar for work. - And she lied.

I have resigned.

You're no better always fooling around with other girls.

That's not true.

You will also get in this mess of marriage now ! - Yes, I will !

Happy.

And stop commenting on my life look at your own life stories.

How do you guys communicate ?

Through knives and swords ?!

And now I don't give a damn about you guys and her !

Tony

Leave me alone !

Those two had a fight because of your stupid talks.

Good morning guys. - Good morning. - Good morning.

We all were wondering why haven't you come yet.

Look guys, I don't know what you're going to do when you all go back

but behave decently with each other in my resort.

It's a request.

Nothing positive can happen in our live.

Never.

Because Sanjana will never stop throwing knives at me.

Yes...and your mother will never stop wielding her sword.

I rest my case your honor.

Both you couples...can at least pretend to act ?

Pretend to act ?

Pretending to act that you guys love each other a lot.

What an idea.

Now that's an ideal wife.

And you're a good actor anyway Sindhi.

Yeah.

This is the only way to get those two back together again.

Are you guys in this plan or not ?

I am tired...or doing side roles.

This is my first chance for a lead role

I think I am going to enjoy this.

We bothered Pooja a lot.

Yeah.

We teased her a lot.

And coming to Kashmir for a holiday was her idea as well. - Yeah.

We're in. - That's good. Really good.

And Tony and Pooja must never find out about our plan.

Yeah. - Okay.

Hey guys. What's my role in this ? - Stay away from these jokers.

Jokers ?!

Guys, my role is very tough.

It's hard to handle Saajan without a knife.

Hold on ! sir ! no sharp metals allowed in this task !

let me make that clear.

What ? - Quiet.

And this task should be a natural performance

because you're really good at faking.

Yes especially with you.

Guys ! Guys ! Be serious !

Let's start this Fake Drama from today.

Any questions ? - No questions.

Any doubts ? - No doubts.

Everything clear ? - Clear. - Yes.

Now enjoy the breakfast guys. - Yes of course.

Now you do it.

Not like this sir. Make thin slices.

Do I need to slice this radish as well ? - Didn't you ever cook food at home ?

Food ? - Yeah ?

My home is a boxing ring for my mother and wife.

Cooking food at home. Fool.

Peel the potatoes sir.

Hello. - Hi mom.

Dear is everything fine ? - Yeah mom.

From your voice it sounds that there is something wrong.

I am sure that stupid fool must have messed up things with you.

Right ?

Look come home soon. Sanjay came home yesterday.

Mom please. - No please.

You can't decide for yourself now !

Just come home. - Okay.

Bye. - Bye dear.

'Can a man and a woman'

'live with each other for the rest of their lives' ?

Hi baby. - Hi.

You forgot all about me since you went to Kashmir. - No, I...

I can't think straight in this cold weather.

Fine come back soon. Missing you.

'Now I need time.

'To think about us.'

'I need my own space.'

Who taught you to peel potatoes ?

What do you think ? Only you know how to cut vegitables and cook ?

Move let me do it. - No Sanjana I'll do it.

I see - Impressed huh.

What are you slicing by the way ?

You guys okay. - Yes ? Why ?

Sanjana he never saw us cutting vegitables together.

He doesn't know that we cook together every Sunday.

Right.

No that's not it actually

I never saw you holding a knife.

I am cutting these vegetables my friend.

Guys I am sorry I said too much in a fit of rage.

It's okay. Doesn't matter.

Tony if you keep talking like this lunch will get delayed.

Oh yes - Please don't mind.

Okay guys. Carry on.

So ? how was my performance ?

Good right ?

I wish this wasn't a performance.

"Just forget everything I said...and come back to me."

"Look...my paths are lonely without you."

"Together we can tread on this journey...faster."

"Don't go away...after coming so close."

"Please don't...walk away from me."

"Look...I am only yours."

"Listen...to my heart's cry."

"Without you...even the breeze pricks me."

"Every inch of my body aches."

"Maybe this is my punishment."

"Maybe this is my punishment."

"Let's fill these rifts."

"Let's give life a new turn."

"Please don't...walk away from me."

"Turn around...and look at me."

"Listen..."

When did you get out of jail ?

There was no place in jail !

You need to pay 50 rupees before getting out of jail.

It's not your turn. Give it here.

Six.

One.two.three.four.five. oh, s***

Haa haaa Hey man, pay up !

You've built big restaurants.

I will shut down all your restaurants.

Stop playing these board games.

do some outdoor activities.

Let's see you beat us in this cardboard game.

Great.that's nice.

Come on your turn.

Money is cheap and time is expensive

You both should be enjoying The beautiful valleys and such weather.

You Mumbai people like to sit in the room all day long.

Hold on.

What ?

What did you say ?

Should we show him what we Mumbai guys can do ?

Yes, show me what you got.

Let's do it then.

Whoever wins, gets Claudia.

Done, come on.

You can't get your hands on her.

Oh yes, how can we Your wife's got her hands on her.

Those two girls have some chemistry between each other.

And you should stay far away from Claudia

Your wife is a knife throwing expert.

I don't want a murder case in my resort.

he has a point.

So this is where you guys are hanging around today.

Tony, you're also here at this resort ?

When did you arrive ? Just now.

Guys, It's been really long since we last played this game.

Let's play today come on.

Forget about the game, get some exercise - Exercise.

Friends, I am going out and will be back by the evening.

You guys practice with your wives.

And Tony.Pooja isn't here.

You can practice with Claudia.

Yes.

Well see you guys we'll meet tomorrow on the battlefield.

Let's see who the real winner is.

What practice ?

Well guys, I need to prepare.

See you tomorrow.

But what are we practicing for ?

But what are we practicing for ?

What are we practicing for ?

Saajan.what are we practicing for ?

Saajan !

This contains all the details and documents for our shoot.

Fine, your permission letter will be ready by tomorrow.

Thank you sir.

Excuse me ma'am. Someone's calling you.

Well, see you then, we'll meet again tomorrow - Yes.

Thank you - ok.

Hey. - Hey.

How are you ? - Good. What are you doing here ?

Actually your mother told me that you're in Srinagar,

With your friends - Right.

So I thought what could possibly be more beautiful than this place to meet up with you.

So you're going to give me the grand tour ?

Sure.

Ricky.

Are you going to lie there or exercise as well ?

Exercise is for guys like you.

I am a derby horse.

Let's start.

28.29.30. - Great, you're doing exercise.

31..

32A

Come on, you can do it.

Come on...come on... - 33B

34C

Hi, sir.

Tony. - Sir, I wanted to ask did you hear my CD ?

No, I was really busy with a Punjabi album.

I'll listen to it later. You're my boy after all.

Listen, I have Some people Around me, let's talk later.

Okay, bye. - Okay, sir.

Hi, Sanya. How are you ? - Hello, doc.

How is your second honeymoon going on ? - What a joke.

My life needs a medication. - Why ?

I don't know, doc. I am very confused about Ricky.

He's turned our relationship into a joke.

He just takes me for granted.

Then you must sit down and talk to him seriously.

I don't know, doc.

I feel really angry and confused...but I also love him...

But you are right, I must consider my options now.

I'll talk to you later. - Take care.

The meeting went well, sir. I'll keep you posted.

Bye.

How are you ? - I am fine.

Just been busy... - Busy with your work.

How is everyone at the resort ?

Everyone...enjoying themselves.

Actually...the weather has completely changed the ambiance here

It's been two days since you left. how much more space do you want ?

I am sorry, please come back.

I made a mistake.

It's no one's fault.

Tony, you are better the way you are.

I guess we're just two different people.

We are not different.

And everyone has these small differences among each other.

See...we can sort this out. - That's exactly what I am doing.

I am sorting my life.

Tony...let's take a break from each other.

This isn't a break...it's a breakdown.

Whatever. Just leave me alone, please.

Enjoy with your friends.

My favorite perfume, jasmine.

What happened ? - Tired, baby.

Last night you were not in the mood. Today you're tired.

Sorry...but today I am really tired.

Tomorrow for sure. - Its okay.

Baby...it's not okay.

I know...we haven't had sex since a week.

What ?

I want you to be honest with me.

Tell me the truth. - Sure, baby.

Are you not happy with me ? - Of course I am baby.

That's a stupid question to ask.

Trust is the most important thing in any relationship.

And I have never broke your trust, and I have never hidden anything from you.

Come to me.

But you Sonya Singh, You're hiding something from me. - Hiding what ?

Are you a lesbian ? - Are you crazy ?

Just tell me the truth.

Since Claudia has entered our lives

we hardly spend time together. You guys are inseparable!

Like peas and carrots!

Always sticking together like carrots and tomatoes!

Always!

And everyone's making fun of me here!

Just tell me the truth, I can handle it!

Handle what ?

Whether your wife is lesbian or not ? - Yes.

To put an end to your silly-stupid rumor...

The answer is no, I am not gay.

Its okay, I was just checking.

Just checking.

It's your 'oh-so perfect attitude' has been driving me crazy.

It doesn't matter to you how I feel from inside.

Everything is so plastic.

Because of this 'oh-so perfect attitude' I was able to built this huge resort!

And I've been treating you like a queen here!

Are you doing me a favor ?

You lecture your friends on happy marriage.

Did you ever ask me how I feel...

...when you go away to Delhi for your stupid cases for weeks!

Trips to Mumbai to meet your mom.

Once a month, fixed.

Did you ever take me with you ?

You are scared that your so perfect wife

might turn out to be not so perfect after living with you and your mom!

You just pass judgment like a judge.

And I feel like a joke amongst your friends...

...that I am a lesbian.

Why can't we be...a little imperfect, like your friends ?

I am sorry. - Leave me alone.

Or I'll go to sleep in Claudia's room.

Then You and your friends can think what ever you all want.

I am sorry, please.

I want to sleep alone in this room.

I go out...in the corridor ?

It's very cold.

You can sleep anywhere you like, but not in this room.

Everyone are waiting. Let's go.

You're right, baby.

I thought I was Mr. Perfect.

But I made the biggest mistake.

By hurting you.

What is this ? - Have a look.

Not just my mom, Now you can meet my mom, uncle, aunty...

...niece, nephews...everyone. My sweetheart.

I am sorry.

I am really sorry. - Thank you.

Yes.

Yes.

She's mine. - Who ?

Victory!

Victory is mine.

Are you running for the Olympics ?

36...37...38...39...40...41...42...43...

All okay ?

Yeah, all okay.

We'll have fun today, just watch.

Come on, let's start the race.

Come on, baby. Let's start.

Good morning, friends. - Good morning.

Today's race is a couple's race.

And every couple will hold their partner's hand while running.

And the couple that crosses that finish line first...

...while still holding hands, will win.

Let's go... - Yeah-yeah. - Okay.

Come, make a line.

Sir...sir...one minute.

Saajan. - Oh yes.

What ?

Let's light the bomb.

Give me the bomb.

Sir, there's been enough Diwali and Holi in Kashmir already.

Now start running the race Sir.

Come on.

Let's make a line.

Now I wish everyone best of luck.

One...two...three...

Go! - Come on.

Go! - Run! Run!

Get up, we've to run. - Why ? What's the prize ?

Claudia ?

Sanjana, that specky's here.

Please run. - No.

Sanya, relax. Take deep breath.

Take a deep breath.

Claudia is mine, and I'll take her.

Understand.

You run after Claudia, I am running for myself friend.

Guys...

"Your love..."

"Your love..."

"Your love..."

"Yes, your love..."

Your love has made me dance like mad

Your love has made me dance like mad

Your love has made me dance like mad

Falling in love with you

Was like taking a sip of poison

Come my healer, forsaken, I am sad.

"Your love..."

"Your love..."

Your love has made me dance like mad

The sun has set, its flush only is left

I'll give my life for a glimpse of you

My fault I came not when you bade

Your love has made me dance like mad.

Dissuade me not from the path of love

Who can hold the boats on the move?

Stupid, I joined the boatman's squad

Your love has made me dance like mad

A peacock calls in the grove of passion

It's Qibla, It's Kaaba where lives my love

You asked not once after you stabbed

"Your love..."

"Your love..."

Your love has made me dance like mad

Bulleh Shah Sits at Inayat's door

Who has dressed me in green and red

And caught me the instant I flew from the pad

Your love has made me dance like mad

I like what you did, you let them win.

You love your friends, I can see that.

Life is like a beautiful journey, with no milestones.

Just hold hand of your loved one, and keep walking together.

Who are your eyes looking for ?

You're used to living alone.

Come on, guys. Let's go to the resort.

Come on.

"Forget everything..."

"Forget everything..."

"So what if the bonds confused."

"At least we understood relationships."

"We didn't know this earlier...but now I do?"

"The secret of love...is deeper than the oceans."

These two made it together.

But how did this revolution come to be.

It's amazing.

It's not a revolution, its revelation.

Great.

Let's enjoy this.

"Forget everything..."

"Forget everything..."

"Forget everything..."

"Forget everything..."

- I let you win.

Get lost.

Champagne bottle! I will open this today.

Don't open that bottle yet.

Why ?

Can't you digest my victory ? - No, I can't.

What can we do ?

You ruined your love-story. - Yes, you...

Yes, I am a fool !

I know I am stupid too.

You can call me anything you like, but I love her.

I really love her.

Well, at least now he knows...

...that even life-partners have a life among each other..

Yes, but where will we find her ?

Maybe she went back to Mumbai.

Where...

She's still in Srinagar.

And some guy called Sanjay is here to see her.

Sanjay ? - Sanjay ?

By the way, sir...couldn't you tell us this before...

...instead of telling us now ?

Even I found out today.

Let's go !- Faster.

Drive fast ! yeah yeah relax.

Wow...it's gorgeous.

Yeah, it's one of the most beautiful spots in all of Srinagar.

After you.

That's it, thank you.

In the last 10 days, this is my second lucky moment.

Lucky moment ? - Yup.

First, when I got promoted.

Thank you.

And second, this dinner with you.

Sanjay, I want to... - Let me say something today.

Close your eyes...

Close them.

Now open your eyes.

Sanjay... - Hello Pooja.

You guys !?

Hi. - What are you doing here ?

Isn't he your good friend?

That 15 minute guy ? - Not 15 minutes.

I am her boyfriend for 2 years!

Boyfriend!

Sanjay, you were saying something.

Yeah, I was just... - Say it.

Say it and jump in. - Jump in ?

Yes, I'll dig a ditch for him.

Give it. - Ditch ?

Give it...yeah, give it.

Just ignore them.

Sanjay, look at me and say it.

Yeah, I was just...

Hey...

Hi, Pooja. Sorry, we were in the washroom.

Did we miss anything ?

Nothing.

What's going On ?

This is not a joke, it's an important decision of my life.

Let's go. - Yes please.

Pooja, just a second.

You can leave if you want to.

No one's going to stop you.

But before you go, you must know... - Know what ?

You're a selfish man! - Yes, I am selfish.

I am a cheat as well!

I always kept lying to you.

With my Fake smiles. Fake words.

Words...

I never tried to understand its meaning.

I kept laughing on my friends.

...on their pathetic lives.

I couldn't be successful in my life...nor in your love.

Pooja...if you're happy with Sanjay, then its fine with me..

I am a loser.

But today this loser wants to say something...

...from the bottom of his heart.

There's a unique taste in this recipe of life

...which we call love...

Once a boy and a girl tastes this recipe of love,

then they can live together for many generations to come.

Pooja I love you.

I can't imagine my life without you.

I can't...

It's so easy to convey your feelings and leave.

You never tried to find out what I want.

But you forgot,

after living with you, I've learnt to do asper my will.

At least, you could've fixed the collar of your shirt properly.

Or will I have to do that for the rest of my life.

I love you stupid.

Love You silly...

Thank you Sanjay.

This charade ( Drama ) was incomplete without you.

Charade? ( Drama ) - Charade?

You were a part of this charade too ?

Him too ?

Yesterday when I dropped Pooja at the hotel...

...that's when I met this puppet-master.

And I came to convince Pooja.

Tony was feeling Incomplete and alone without you.

Actually falling in love takes only one second.

A lot can happen in 15 minutes.

If you don't adorn this ring on her, then I will.

And here's the receipt.

Bill.

I will pay for it.

So...can I open the bottle now ?

Open it, open it.

"My heart's restless...following in your footsteps..."

"...with its eyes closed."

"I don't know where."

"Hold my hands...and make me yours."

"So I can find my world in you."

"I am lost in your thoughts."

"My heart's no longer what it was."

"It's got a new attitude..."

"It's changed since you..."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

"...touched me."

She is an image consultant.

My husband, Ricky Dalwani.

How do you do ?

All good.

Whose image do you want to fix Sanya ?

Do I have to tell you that Ricky ?

Let them say camera, action ?

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