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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,822 --> 00:00:26,058 2 00:00:54,687 --> 00:00:58,323 3 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:07,633 - Hey, Jimmy, baby! 4 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:09,368 5 00:01:09,370 --> 00:01:10,569 - What's goin' on? 6 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:12,271 - Yo, big night tonight, huh? 7 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,706 - Hey, Jim, I got my classical hiphop music CD, man. 8 00:01:14,708 --> 00:01:15,641 Should I just give it to you, 9 00:01:15,643 --> 00:01:17,109 or take it right to the DJ? 10 00:01:17,111 --> 00:01:19,044 What is your process? - Wait, wait, wait, wait. 11 00:01:19,046 --> 00:01:20,546 Have you been working out? 12 00:01:20,548 --> 00:01:22,247 Telling you, it really shows, man. 13 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:23,649 It really shows! 14 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,518 What's that scent? 15 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,986 Is that, 16 00:01:27,988 --> 00:01:29,254 Old Spice? 17 00:01:29,256 --> 00:01:30,522 Grizzly Bear? 18 00:01:30,524 --> 00:01:32,257 I have a nose for these things, man. 19 00:01:32,259 --> 00:01:33,492 Classy choice! 20 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,027 It's sexy, am I right? 21 00:01:35,029 --> 00:01:36,929 Isn't that sexy! 22 00:01:36,931 --> 00:01:40,165 23 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:48,507 You need to change, 24 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,942 your ringtone, man. 25 00:01:49,944 --> 00:01:51,310 You really need to change it. - Hey, hey, Joyce Ann? 26 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,278 - You call your mom Joyce Ann? - I call her, 27 00:01:53,280 --> 00:01:54,880 by her preferred name whenever we're going, 28 00:01:54,882 --> 00:01:56,381 through a rough patch. 29 00:01:56,383 --> 00:01:57,349 - I didn't know you were going through a rough patch, 30 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,884 I'm sorry, that's terrible. 31 00:01:58,886 --> 00:01:59,785 - Dipshit. 32 00:02:01,421 --> 00:02:02,321 - Really? 33 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:05,023 - You gave me $5?? 34 00:02:06,459 --> 00:02:08,293 You're so cheap, bro! 35 00:02:10,363 --> 00:02:13,599 36 00:02:21,174 --> 00:02:24,776 - Classical music which is like rap. 37 00:02:24,778 --> 00:02:26,845 I call it rapsical. 38 00:02:26,847 --> 00:02:28,180 I'm still working on the name. 39 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,414 It's a hybrid. 40 00:02:29,416 --> 00:02:31,383 I've never really been down before. 41 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:32,651 First of its kind. 42 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:34,019 I'm kind of like an innovator, you know? 43 00:02:34,021 --> 00:02:35,754 Like Mozart. 44 00:02:35,756 --> 00:02:37,756 Hey, look, I got an extra CD on me now, 45 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,724 if you wanna listen to it. 46 00:02:38,726 --> 00:02:39,992 It's pretty good. 47 00:02:39,994 --> 00:02:40,926 - Lee! 48 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:41,827 Lee! 49 00:02:43,796 --> 00:02:45,330 Yo, yo, Lee, Lee! - What up, fan? 50 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:47,399 - We went to high school together! 51 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:48,634 Yo, hey, guys! 52 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,236 Remember? 53 00:02:51,238 --> 00:02:52,838 TB East! 54 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:55,340 Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy, Jimmy. 55 00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,608 Look at me, look at me for a second. 56 00:02:56,610 --> 00:02:58,477 That guy that just walked in there, 57 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,112 is like a really close friend of mine, 58 00:03:00,114 --> 00:03:01,446 for like years, like forever. 59 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:05,250 So if you could just let me squeeze in there. 60 00:03:05,252 --> 00:03:09,621 - Gotta be more like them, man. 61 00:03:09,623 --> 00:03:12,157 - Did you say rapsical earlier? 62 00:03:12,159 --> 00:03:14,359 Did you actually use that terminology? 63 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:15,928 - That's my brand! 64 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:21,533 - Rapsical! 65 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:24,770 66 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,940 - Looks amazing in there right now. 67 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:28,941 - So many hot girls. 68 00:03:28,943 --> 00:03:30,576 We need to get in there tonight. 69 00:03:30,578 --> 00:03:31,843 - Next time I'm bringin' chairs, man. 70 00:03:31,845 --> 00:03:33,278 - No, you're not. - I am! 71 00:03:33,280 --> 00:03:35,214 - You will not do that! - Why would you bring chairs? 72 00:03:35,216 --> 00:03:36,415 - Hey, guys. 73 00:03:36,417 --> 00:03:37,716 You just missed a great night! 74 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:39,318 See ya! - We gonna have fun tonight! 75 00:03:39,320 --> 00:03:41,086 - We had a great night out here, Lee! 76 00:03:41,088 --> 00:03:42,020 You should have seen... 77 00:03:42,022 --> 00:03:44,356 It was hilarious, we were... 78 00:03:45,525 --> 00:03:46,858 - Hey, hey, hey, Jimmy! 79 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:49,928 Come here for a second, man, listen. 80 00:03:53,633 --> 00:03:55,601 - Are you serious? 81 00:03:55,603 --> 00:03:57,970 You are the fucking guy! 82 00:03:57,972 --> 00:04:01,173 - Yo, I'm gonna get a photo of this! 83 00:04:01,175 --> 00:04:05,344 - Hello, how are you? 84 00:04:09,482 --> 00:04:10,382 - Damn! 85 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:15,053 I see what you're doin', pretty boy! 86 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:36,608 87 00:04:45,051 --> 00:04:46,051 - Hey, hey, hey, no, no, no. 88 00:04:46,053 --> 00:04:47,386 Bring it in, bring it in now. 89 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,487 Okay, we're gettin' in. 90 00:04:48,489 --> 00:04:49,721 We need to think of a plan. 91 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,223 - Oh, man, we made it, we're here! 92 00:04:51,225 --> 00:04:53,125 - Okay, well I'm about to get my drink on, 93 00:04:53,127 --> 00:04:55,127 and my dance on! - No, no, no, no! 94 00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,662 Okay, guys, look at me. 95 00:04:56,664 --> 00:04:58,230 Look at me right now. 96 00:04:58,232 --> 00:05:00,999 We need to score the drinks first. 97 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:03,068 That's the first thing we have to do, okay? 98 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,270 And then we need to scope out the situation with the girls. 99 00:05:05,272 --> 00:05:06,471 - Okay, okay, alright, alright. 100 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:08,473 - Dude, there is so many hot girls in here! 101 00:05:08,475 --> 00:05:11,109 But this bartender never serves us! 102 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:12,978 - That's 'cause you're not confident, man! 103 00:05:12,980 --> 00:05:15,380 You're a nervous, sweaty little man, okay? 104 00:05:15,382 --> 00:05:17,949 You need to go up there, looking cool and confident. 105 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,017 That goes for you, too. 106 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,552 Everybody. - Dude, I'm confident, 107 00:05:20,554 --> 00:05:22,020 and cool. - Okay. 108 00:05:22,022 --> 00:05:24,089 Well, first thing we gotta do is get out of this huddle, 109 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:25,991 'cause it's startin' to look weird. 110 00:05:25,993 --> 00:05:27,359 - It looks strange. - Okay. 111 00:05:27,361 --> 00:05:30,195 I'm gonna show you guys some dance moves, okay? 112 00:05:30,197 --> 00:05:33,432 113 00:05:37,003 --> 00:05:38,603 Yo, hello, ladies. 114 00:05:38,605 --> 00:05:40,339 I hope you guys are both on birth control, 115 00:05:40,341 --> 00:05:43,575 'cause tonight, you're both gonna need it! 116 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:46,078 117 00:05:51,117 --> 00:05:52,951 - Really, your moves? 118 00:05:55,288 --> 00:05:57,956 That was truly incredible. - That was brilliant, man! 119 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,291 - Just inspiring, man. - Beautiful, I wonder, 120 00:05:59,293 --> 00:06:01,093 what you said to her? 121 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:10,302 - Okay. 122 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:13,105 You guys might need to find a ride home. 123 00:06:13,107 --> 00:06:15,140 - Where does he think he's goin'? 124 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,676 Good luck, let's see with this one. 125 00:06:17,678 --> 00:06:18,744 - Watch this. - What's he gonna do? 126 00:06:18,746 --> 00:06:21,046 - He's gonna fail. 127 00:06:21,914 --> 00:06:22,981 - Oh! - Sag! 128 00:06:23,883 --> 00:06:25,117 Yeah, pick your face up. 129 00:06:25,119 --> 00:06:27,986 - Oh, karma's a bitch, dude! 130 00:06:27,988 --> 00:06:29,121 - You alright? 131 00:06:29,123 --> 00:06:30,555 - Bartender. 132 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:31,456 Bartender! 133 00:06:37,263 -->00:06:39,197 Hey, hi, ladies? 134 00:06:39,199 --> 00:06:40,098 Hi. 135 00:06:41,667 --> 00:06:45,904 Would you three like to do a shot with me and my friends? 136 00:06:48,074 --> 00:06:48,974 - Sure. 137 00:06:53,112 --> 00:06:56,915 Sir, could I get six shots of tequila? 138 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:58,083 - Hola, ladies. 139 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,084 I'm Carlos! 140 00:07:00,019 --> 00:07:01,920 - Nick. - I'm Terrel! 141 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:03,755 - What are your names? 142 00:07:03,757 --> 00:07:05,323 - $90. 143 00:07:06,692 --> 00:07:09,828 - What's in this, like 24 karat fucking gold leaf? 144 00:07:09,830 --> 00:07:11,730 Is this some kind of magic elixir, 145 00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,899 that'll cure my night blindness finally? 146 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,634 Fuckin' Andre 3000? 147 00:07:15,636 --> 00:07:16,535 You mother... 148 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:20,105 I was... 149 00:07:20,107 --> 00:07:21,973 Me and him are friends... 150 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,909 - If you don't pay, I kick you out. 151 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:26,144 - I know you noticed! 152 00:07:26,146 --> 00:07:27,679 - I'm not actually with them, guys... 153 00:07:27,681 --> 00:07:30,248 154 00:07:32,318 --> 00:07:34,319 I wanna be like Ron Jeremy, dude. 155 00:07:34,321 --> 00:07:35,487 - What, you wanna look like him? 156 00:07:35,489 --> 00:07:36,421 - I don't give a damn! 157 00:07:36,423 --> 00:07:37,889 Man, that dude is pimp, yo! 158 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:41,426 Man, he's had sex with every porn star since the 70s! 159 00:07:41,428 --> 00:07:44,429 That dude still bones 19-year olds! 160 00:07:45,565 --> 00:07:47,165 - Dude, we need to up our close game. 161 00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,266 That's first and foremost. 162 00:07:48,268 --> 00:07:50,335 I mean, Terrel, you look awful. 163 00:07:50,337 --> 00:07:51,603 - What? 164 00:07:51,605 --> 00:07:54,105 - Dude, you give us the cool guy factor! 165 00:07:54,107 --> 00:07:56,575 Can you dress like a cool black guy just once? 166 00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,810 I'm talking Kanye, Pharrell. 167 00:07:58,812 --> 00:08:02,280 You look like Biz Markie if he never became successful. 168 00:08:02,282 --> 00:08:05,283 - You look like the only white dude in ISIS. 169 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:08,787 - You like CeeLo Green if he went on a juice fast. 170 00:08:08,789 --> 00:08:11,423 - You look like a Arian Nation press secretary. 171 00:08:11,425 --> 00:08:14,759 - You look like Cuba Gooding Jr in Radio. 172 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:16,595 - You look like if Elton John and his boyfriend, 173 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:19,698 could fucking have a baby, you'd be that baby. 174 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:21,132 - You look like Condoleezza Rice, 175 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:23,201 if she went through chemotherapy. 176 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:25,871 - You look like a pedophile that got away with it. 177 00:08:25,873 --> 00:08:28,740 - You look like a giant black baby. 178 00:08:28,742 --> 00:08:30,342 - Not bad. 179 00:08:30,344 --> 00:08:31,877 - You guys look like... 180 00:08:31,879 --> 00:08:33,111 - Stop, hold it, let it go. - No, no, the moment's over. 181 00:08:33,113 --> 00:08:35,847 I'm just saying the moment's over. 182 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:40,752 - Yo, yo, yo, yo, check it, check it. 183 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:43,755 - Can you believe this is happenin' right now? 184 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,223 Hot God. 185 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,894 - Yo, guys, wave, wave at her, wave at her! 186 00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:51,329 Yo, bro, why you wavin' like that? 187 00:08:51,331 --> 00:08:52,797 - I saw the Queen of England do it. 188 00:08:52,799 --> 00:08:53,698 Hey! 189 00:08:55,167 --> 00:08:58,770 190 00:08:58,772 --> 00:09:02,173 191 00:09:07,547 --> 00:09:10,115 192 00:09:10,117 --> 00:09:11,650 - Hey, good lookin'! 193 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:12,551 - Hey! 194 00:09:15,121 --> 00:09:16,054 - Check 'em out. 195 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,722 - Ooh, that's a big muscle! 196 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,859 - You wanna come with us to the after party? 197 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,262 - We're comin' with you to the after party! 198 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,597 - Who is he? 199 00:09:25,599 --> 00:09:27,365 - Oh, no, no it's me. 200 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:28,934 It's Nick! 201 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:31,136 - Alright, whatever. - High school! 202 00:09:31,138 --> 00:09:33,004 We were in English class! 203 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,740 Ms. Carver, right, what a bitch. 204 00:09:37,176 --> 00:09:38,843 - Dude, you love him, man. 205 00:09:38,845 --> 00:09:40,378 - What does his semen taste like? 206 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,981 Is it cherry flavored with orange slices on the side? 207 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,482 - Have you asked him out yet or anything, no? 208 00:09:44,484 --> 00:09:45,984 - You know you can't have a baby out your throat. 209 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,787 - Who's a giver, who's a taker? 210 00:09:48,789 --> 00:09:50,822 Oh, you the taker. 211 00:09:50,824 --> 00:09:54,292 He's the taker! 212 00:09:58,531 --> 00:10:01,766 213 00:10:14,780 --> 00:10:17,282 214 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:18,683 Hello? 215 00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:19,618 Oh! 216 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,020 Hey, Ron, how you doin', buddy? 217 00:10:22,022 --> 00:10:24,122 - Well, just workin' on my yoga esoteric, 218 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:27,258 sexual energy control techniques. 219 00:10:27,260 --> 00:10:30,028 Well, I just wanted to call you on the phone, 220 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,631 and let you know that you're my hero. 221 00:10:32,633 --> 00:10:34,032 You are the man. 222 00:10:35,735 --> 00:10:37,602 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Ron. 223 00:10:37,604 --> 00:10:39,137 You're the man! 224 00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:40,772 I learned everything from you. 225 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,540 - No, this isn't true. 226 00:10:42,542 --> 00:10:45,010 You told me how to perfect the butter churner. 227 00:10:45,012 --> 00:10:48,146 As for my snow angel skills, they're a little bit rusty. 228 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,649 So I need your help desperately. 229 00:10:50,651 --> 00:10:53,718 - Okay, buddy, I'll see you when I get back. 230 00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,021 But look, I gotta go right now. 231 00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:59,991 I'm currently trying to find a cure for cancer. 232 00:11:01,427 --> 00:11:02,427 - Good luck. 233 00:11:02,429 --> 00:11:04,896 - Okay, okay, buddy, buh-bye! 234 00:11:09,068 --> 00:11:10,969 - No, no, no, girls, girls, girls! 235 00:11:10,971 --> 00:11:12,437 You're doing it all wrong! 236 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:15,674 Let me show you how to do it right, okay? 237 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:19,411 Now, who wants to go first? 238 00:11:19,413 --> 00:11:21,046 - Do me first, Ron! 239 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:24,349 - No, please, do me first. 240 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:27,452 You did her first last time. 241 00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:30,755 - Hey, Cancer! 242 00:11:31,724 --> 00:11:34,759 Time for your medicine, baby. 243 00:11:34,761 --> 00:11:38,096 244 00:11:40,800 --> 00:11:44,035 245 00:11:48,474 --> 00:11:51,810 246 00:11:51,812 --> 00:11:52,711 - 998, 247 00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:55,613 999, 248 00:12:02,488 --> 00:12:05,523 249 00:12:05,525 --> 00:12:07,292 250 00:12:07,294 --> 00:12:08,126 - Mm! 251 00:12:08,128 --> 00:12:09,461 Your muscles are big! 252 00:12:09,463 --> 00:12:11,696 Almost like Arnold! 253 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,598 Arnold can eat a dick. 254 00:12:14,834 --> 00:12:16,468 You wanna take this up to the bedroom? 255 00:12:16,470 --> 00:12:17,402 - Yes! 256 00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:18,536 - For some cardio? 257 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:20,305 - Yes, let's go! 258 00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,940 - Let's fucking go. 259 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:22,841 Follow me! 260 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:31,082 261 00:12:32,885 --> 00:12:36,521 262 00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,294 - Oh, my master. 263 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,030 Don't make me wait for too long. 264 00:12:46,032 --> 00:12:48,066 - I will come for you, 265 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:49,801 when I come for you. 266 00:12:51,003 --> 00:12:52,937 I will make sex with you later. 267 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,172 - You're such a genius. 268 00:12:54,174 --> 00:12:57,142 I'll wait for you for eternity. 269 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,042 - I know. 270 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:00,745 I know. 271 00:13:02,081 --> 00:13:05,717 272 00:13:10,489 --> 00:13:13,057 273 00:13:18,564 --> 00:13:20,398 - No, not in my butt. 274 00:13:23,102 --> 00:13:24,002 - Go away! 275 00:13:26,572 --> 00:13:28,640 - Got a package here for 276 00:13:29,708 --> 00:13:31,109 Nick White? 277 00:13:31,111 --> 00:13:32,677 - Yeah, that's me. 278 00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:37,248 - You boys look like you're havin' fun. 279 00:13:38,184 --> 00:13:39,083 - I guess. 280 00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:42,453 - Alrighty, you all have a good day. 281 00:13:42,455 --> 00:13:45,190 Oh, congrats on gay marriage! 282 00:13:45,192 --> 00:13:47,425 - Thank you. - Thanks, man. 283 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:49,961 Hey, Mrs. Goldberg! 284 00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:55,233 - I know what you're lookin' at. 285 00:13:55,235 --> 00:13:56,634 Yeah, like that? 286 00:13:59,238 --> 00:14:01,206 - Sorry, Mrs. Goldberg. 287 00:14:03,943 --> 00:14:06,444 This is for Nick Lorenzo White. 288 00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,079 That's my uncle. 289 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,714 I'm Nick Leonard White. 290 00:14:09,716 --> 00:14:11,783 - Your middle name is Leonard? 291 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,418 Dude, that's hilarious! - So what, man? 292 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:14,586 Just send it back to him. 293 00:14:14,588 --> 00:14:15,720 - Dude, 294 00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,188 he lives in Austria. 295 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:19,757 It'll cost like $30 in stamps. 296 00:14:22,094 --> 00:14:24,562 Are you wearing my underwear? 297 00:14:28,267 --> 00:14:32,503 - It probably stretched now. 298 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:35,773 - Hello! 299 00:14:36,942 --> 00:14:39,110 - Hey, Uncle Nick! 300 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,379 It's your nephew, Leonard. 301 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,648 - And how are you, my boy? 302 00:14:43,650 --> 00:14:45,183 - Not as good as you, apparently. 303 00:14:45,185 --> 00:14:47,085 - Yo, dude, your uncle is a baller! 304 00:14:47,087 --> 00:14:49,520 - I'm definitely jackin' off to this. 305 00:14:49,522 --> 00:14:51,422 - What? - He can hear you. 306 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:53,691 - Dude, that's not cool. - Sound, it's on. 307 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,426 - We're on a video call. 308 00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:58,429 - Nick, this is my girlfriend. 309 00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,265 But I just call her Cutie. 310 00:15:00,267 --> 00:15:02,033 - Hi, American boys! 311 00:15:02,035 --> 00:15:04,269 You are all so cute. - Oh. 312 00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:06,471 - Hey. - Thanks. 313 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,907 - Your uncle is like a god, man! 314 00:15:08,909 --> 00:15:10,575 - What the hell happened to you? 315 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,110 - I like your friends! 316 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:16,014 So, Nick, what do I owe the pleasure of this phone call? 317 00:15:16,016 --> 00:15:19,417 - Oh, a package came here today for you. 318 00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,854 It was from Nightclub Inc? 319 00:15:22,856 --> 00:15:24,555 - Oh, that's extremely important. 320 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,490 - What is it? 321 00:15:25,492 --> 00:15:26,391 - Well, 322 00:15:27,393 --> 00:15:28,960 it's my power ring. 323 00:15:28,962 --> 00:15:30,495 - I don't know what that is, 324 00:15:30,497 --> 00:15:32,730 but it sounds dope as hell, Uncle Nick! 325 00:15:32,732 --> 00:15:34,399 - Well, here's the story. 326 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,268 Every year, Nightclub Incorporated picks a nightclub, 327 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,138 as the top nightclub in the world. 328 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,639 And then they throw a huge party. 329 00:15:41,641 --> 00:15:45,343 I mean, a huge party, tens of thousands of people. 330 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,445 Well, this year, my club was chosen. 331 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947 And that ring is my prize. 332 00:15:48,949 --> 00:15:51,549 I have to wear the ring to the party, 333 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:52,984 or they'd be insulted. 334 00:15:52,986 --> 00:15:54,886 I gotta have the ring. 335 00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,522 - When's the party? 336 00:15:57,524 --> 00:15:59,791 - It's in two days, this Saturday. 337 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,092 So it's too late to mail it, 338 00:16:01,094 --> 00:16:02,226 I don't trust the mail anyway. 339 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:03,461 Hey! 340 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:04,362 How about, 341 00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,565 how about I fly you guys to Austria tonight? 342 00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:08,900 I'll put you guys up, 343 00:16:08,902 --> 00:16:10,969 we'll party like animals for days. 344 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,370 What do you say? 345 00:16:12,372 --> 00:16:14,138 346 00:16:14,140 --> 00:16:15,873 - Are you serious right now? 347 00:16:15,875 --> 00:16:17,208 Are you serious? 348 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,510 - I'm your Uncle Nicky, aren't I? 349 00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,045 - We're going, we're going. 350 00:16:21,047 --> 00:16:23,181 We're going, we're going! 351 00:16:23,183 --> 00:16:26,417 352 00:16:31,023 --> 00:16:32,357 - Baby? 353 00:16:32,359 --> 00:16:34,258 I'm ready for you now. 354 00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,497 355 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,599 We're making a quickstop to Barcelona. 356 00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,935 So those of you continuing to Salzburg, Austria, 357 00:16:43,937 --> 00:16:45,737 please remain seated. 358 00:16:53,312 --> 00:16:55,380 359 00:17:01,286 --> 00:17:02,754 You know what I mean? 360 00:17:02,756 --> 00:17:03,755 Woah! Woah! Woah! Woah! 361 00:17:03,757 --> 00:17:05,456 Slow down! Slow down. 362 00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:08,292 Okay, this is going to be a long flight, and I'm already stuck, 363 00:17:08,294 --> 00:17:09,293 in the middle of you guys. Okay? 364 00:17:09,295 --> 00:17:11,229 I'm screwed enough as it is. 365 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,296 Get away from me. 366 00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:15,700 - It's my side! - It's my side! 367 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:17,435 It's ever...it's every time your side! 368 00:17:17,437 --> 00:17:19,737 - Always my side! Yes it is! - Always your side! 369 00:17:19,739 --> 00:17:20,805 That's why you are zero people. 370 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:21,773 371 00:17:24,710 --> 00:17:27,645 - How you doin', comin' through, first class. 372 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:29,047 Hey, guys. 373 00:17:29,049 --> 00:17:31,015 These drinks are on me. 374 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,188 What? 375 00:17:37,190 --> 00:17:40,091 You can't be mad at me for taking the first class ticket. 376 00:17:40,093 --> 00:17:41,759 I mean, my uncle paid for it. 377 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:43,061 It's only fair. 378 00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:47,598 I just took a sleeping pill, I'm fading fast. 379 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,333 How you guys doin'? 380 00:17:49,335 --> 00:17:51,702 - I'm great! 381 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,072 I'm so comfortable right now! 382 00:17:54,074 --> 00:17:56,474 These guys are awesome! 383 00:17:56,476 --> 00:17:58,342 Dude, we know these-- 384 00:17:58,344 --> 00:18:01,679 We know these drinks are free but thanks. 385 00:18:01,681 --> 00:18:03,347 - Well, I fetched them for you. 386 00:18:03,349 --> 00:18:04,248 Thank you! 387 00:18:05,784 --> 00:18:07,685 How you doin'? 388 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:10,988 - You do know there's a whole other seat over there, right? 389 00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,957 - Mm-hm, I do. 390 00:18:12,959 --> 00:18:15,526 - Hey, man, you like a aspirin bottle, 391 00:18:15,528 --> 00:18:16,360 pills or something? 392 00:18:16,362 --> 00:18:17,595 I got a headache, 393 00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:19,130 and my neck is hurting me. 394 00:18:19,132 --> 00:18:20,932 - Hope your back hurts, Big Daddy! 395 00:18:20,934 --> 00:18:22,066 - No, no, no, I'm good! 396 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,634 No, no, thank you, thank you! 397 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,770 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 398 00:18:25,772 --> 00:18:27,238 - Mm-kay. 399 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:28,739 - Yeah, dude, can I get one, too? 400 00:18:28,741 --> 00:18:30,975 Man, your snoring last night kept me up all night. 401 00:18:30,977 --> 00:18:35,213 - Congratulations on the gay marriage! 402 00:18:37,616 --> 00:18:40,384 - Why does everyone say that? 403 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:44,088 - Okay, I mean, yeah, those are aspirin or... 404 00:18:46,959 --> 00:18:48,860 boner pills, I don't know. 405 00:18:48,862 --> 00:18:50,461 Fuck you, guys! 406 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,463 Goin' back to first class. 407 00:18:52,465 --> 00:18:54,599 You don't follow me, okay? 408 00:18:54,601 --> 00:18:58,136 You stay on your side, I'll stay on my side. 409 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,039 Going to sleep, keep it down, animals. 410 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,207 - Hi! 411 00:19:03,209 --> 00:19:05,176 Sorry, I traded places with the old guy, 412 00:19:05,178 --> 00:19:06,611 that was sitting here. 413 00:19:06,613 --> 00:19:08,379 I usually like to lean up against the window, 414 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,548 but now that you're here. 415 00:19:11,517 --> 00:19:13,951 - Huh? 416 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:16,521 They call me the Lean Machine. 417 00:19:16,523 --> 00:19:19,857 - I'm Jane. 418 00:19:21,193 --> 00:19:22,093 - I, 419 00:19:23,195 --> 00:19:24,262 am so tired. 420 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:29,700 - Hello? 421 00:19:29,702 --> 00:19:30,835 Lean Machine? 422 00:19:32,237 --> 00:19:34,772 You could have just said you weren't interested. 423 00:19:34,774 --> 00:19:36,908 424 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:44,282 - Oh, shit... 425 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,884 - Hey. 426 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:51,022 My little saucy talk got to you earlier, Big Daddy? 427 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:51,923 - Mm! 428 00:19:54,826 --> 00:19:55,726 - Oh, shit... 429 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,362 What the fuck... 430 00:19:59,231 --> 00:20:00,798 That motherfucker. 431 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,800 Okay, sorry, excuse me. 432 00:20:05,470 --> 00:20:08,406 - Look, me, you. 433 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:11,142 Bathroom, right now! 434 00:20:12,177 --> 00:20:14,245 - Oh, hello there, buddy. 435 00:20:14,247 --> 00:20:15,746 Alright, here we go. 436 00:20:15,748 --> 00:20:17,481 Flow like the river. 437 00:20:20,986 --> 00:20:21,886 Oh, shit! 438 00:20:23,255 --> 00:20:24,755 Oh, my God! 439 00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:29,093 Easy, easy! 440 00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:29,994 Oh, jeez. 441 00:20:31,597 --> 00:20:33,497 It's all over my top. 442 00:20:33,499 --> 00:20:35,900 Oh, I can taste my own piss. 443 00:20:42,441 --> 00:20:43,341 Oh, sorry! 444 00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,009 - Idiot! 445 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,311 - Oh. 446 00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,615 Captain. 447 00:20:50,617 --> 00:20:53,284 - Are you always so excited when you fly? 448 00:20:53,286 --> 00:20:54,785 - Oh. 449 00:20:54,787 --> 00:20:58,022 It's hearing your voice on the intercom. 450 00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:59,590 It really... 451 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,092 It really... 452 00:21:01,094 --> 00:21:03,961 You know what, I suck at this. 453 00:21:03,963 --> 00:21:05,296 - It's okay. 454 00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:07,198 I suck up little things, too. 455 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:10,101 Why don't you let me show you, hm? 456 00:21:13,038 --> 00:21:17,108 Mm, I love men that smell like piss! 457 00:21:20,212 --> 00:21:21,779 - You know, I really hope flying a plane, 458 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,849 isn't one of the things you suck at. 459 00:21:24,851 --> 00:21:27,084 - Welcome to the cockpit, baby! 460 00:21:27,086 --> 00:21:28,586 - Thank you! 461 00:21:28,588 --> 00:21:30,855 But I've never been to a place that is more amazing! 462 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,490 Look how many buttons there are! 463 00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,891 What does this one do? 464 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:35,660 - Don't touch it! - Okay, no probs! 465 00:21:35,662 --> 00:21:36,560 I won't. 466 00:21:37,963 --> 00:21:40,031 Welcome aboard to Boeing. 467 00:21:40,033 --> 00:21:41,832 - What do you want from me? 468 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,301 What do you want from me! 469 00:21:43,303 --> 00:21:45,002 - Oh my G... - Uh, uh? 470 00:21:45,004 --> 00:21:48,205 - Oh, my God, oh! 471 00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,909 Okay, let's get this big old thing down, okay? 472 00:21:51,911 --> 00:21:53,811 - I'm gonna make it make it explode! 473 00:21:53,813 --> 00:21:56,614 - Yeah! 474 00:21:56,616 --> 00:21:59,784 475 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:02,119 - I can't die a virgin! 476 00:22:02,121 --> 00:22:03,954 - Down here! 477 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:04,789 Come on. 478 00:22:04,791 --> 00:22:06,190 Are you ready for that? 479 00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:07,291 - I don't know what, 480 00:22:07,293 --> 00:22:08,259 that means! - Come here! 481 00:22:08,261 --> 00:22:09,827 - Okay! - Do it, do it! 482 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,296 You can do it, baby! 483 00:22:12,298 --> 00:22:15,299 484 00:22:18,136 --> 00:22:21,672 - Wake up! 485 00:22:21,674 --> 00:22:23,007 Oh my God! 486 00:22:23,009 --> 00:22:24,075 - More! - Ow! 487 00:22:25,410 --> 00:22:27,678 These things take time! 488 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:28,512 489 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:30,281 - Andale! 490 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:32,083 Give it to me, quick! - I am! 491 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:33,250 - Move, 492 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,852 move! - What? 493 00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:36,020 - Move! - Okay! 494 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,321 - Come on, wake up! 495 00:22:37,323 --> 00:22:38,789 Look, boobs! 496 00:22:38,791 --> 00:22:39,757 Wake up! 497 00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:40,658 Wake up! 498 00:22:42,594 --> 00:22:44,261 - Okay, no, okay no! 499 00:22:45,764 --> 00:22:48,532 I'm gonna make you nervous now. 500 00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:51,535 501 00:22:55,006 --> 00:22:55,906 - Okay! 502 00:22:58,844 --> 00:23:02,146 - How can you be sleeping through this? 503 00:23:03,582 --> 00:23:07,151 - Make me come, make me come! - Okay, okay! 504 00:23:13,291 --> 00:23:15,025 - Oh my God! 505 00:23:15,027 --> 00:23:16,260 Papi! 506 00:23:16,262 --> 00:23:18,195 I gotta call my parents and Papi. 507 00:23:18,197 --> 00:23:19,830 - Wait, wait, wait, wait! 508 00:23:19,832 --> 00:23:21,632 You had a boyfriend... - I am so sorry! 509 00:23:21,634 --> 00:23:24,335 - You had a boyfriend the whole time? 510 00:23:24,337 --> 00:23:26,303 - Okay. 511 00:23:26,305 --> 00:23:27,204 I'm done. 512 00:23:28,173 --> 00:23:29,373 Okay, move, bitch. 513 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,441 I'm working. 514 00:23:31,376 --> 00:23:32,710 Go! 515 00:23:32,712 --> 00:23:34,345 Move! 516 00:23:34,347 --> 00:23:35,246 - Wake up! 517 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,248 - We apologize, 518 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,416 for any inconvenience. 519 00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,784 Everything is fine. 520 00:23:39,786 --> 00:23:41,385 Please go back to your seats, 521 00:23:41,387 --> 00:23:43,754 and we'll be bringing around free cocktails. 522 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:46,023 It was just bad turbulence. 523 00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:57,768 524 00:23:59,204 --> 00:24:01,939 -That sleep felt great! 525 00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:02,840 Whew! 526 00:24:03,875 --> 00:24:04,809 So what's up? 527 00:24:04,811 --> 00:24:06,877 Did I miss anything? 528 00:24:06,879 --> 00:24:07,778 - Nope. 529 00:24:09,748 --> 00:24:10,648 - Cool. 530 00:24:20,592 --> 00:24:22,493 - Yeah, well, I hope you guys have a great time, 531 00:24:22,495 --> 00:24:23,727 here in Austria! 532 00:24:23,729 --> 00:24:25,663 - You're just going to love it here! 533 00:24:25,665 --> 00:24:26,897 It's so charming! 534 00:24:26,899 --> 00:24:28,999 You see we came for our honeymoon, 535 00:24:29,001 --> 00:24:30,868 and then we decided to live here! 536 00:24:30,870 --> 00:24:32,703 - We can't wait to see it! 537 00:24:32,705 --> 00:24:36,941 - Salzburg has some of the most beautiful places on Earth! 538 00:24:40,412 --> 00:24:43,614 And the ladies are going to love your American accent! 539 00:24:43,616--> 00:24:45,449 - I like the sound of that! 540 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:47,084 - If these Austrian girls are gonna love me, 541 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,553 I can speak this American accent all day! 542 00:24:49,555 --> 00:24:52,356 - Well, if you guys need any help with language, 543 00:24:52,358 --> 00:24:55,426 or get into any trouble, here's my card. 544 00:24:55,428 --> 00:24:57,428 - Thanks! - Alright? 545 00:24:57,430 --> 00:25:00,598 - Oh, by the way, we're having a party tonight at our place! 546 00:25:00,600 --> 00:25:02,533 I would love you boys to, 547 00:25:02,535 --> 00:25:03,701 come! - Yeah! 548 00:25:04,836 --> 00:25:07,371 - Wow, I mean, that's very nice of you guys, 549 00:25:07,373 --> 00:25:10,307 but I think we're just gonna check into the hotel, 550 00:25:10,309 --> 00:25:12,676 and we have to meet up with my uncle soon, 551 00:25:12,678 --> 00:25:14,578 and we're going to this club. 552 00:25:14,580 --> 00:25:17,848 And he's gotten us a VIP table and bottle service. 553 00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,517 - Yeah, well, that sounds great! 554 00:25:19,519 --> 00:25:21,552 - Well, if you guys change your mind, 555 00:25:21,554 --> 00:25:22,853 you got our card. 556 00:25:22,855 --> 00:25:24,188 - Yeah, oh yeah. 557 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,556 - Well then, see you guys! 558 00:25:25,558 --> 00:25:27,191 - Later! 559 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:28,559 - Thank you so much-- 560 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:29,393 - Yo! - What's up? 561 00:25:29,395 --> 00:25:30,227 - Hey, man! 562 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,762 - Sorry! 563 00:25:31,764 --> 00:25:34,532 Sorry, sorry, Americans! 564 00:25:34,534 --> 00:25:36,600 - Did you see that mole on her face? 565 00:25:36,602 --> 00:25:38,969 Looked like her underdeveloped twin! 566 00:25:38,971 --> 00:25:40,471 - They were nice people! 567 00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,606 - And that Sandy was hot, yo! 568 00:25:42,608 --> 00:25:43,440 - I mean, look, man. 569 00:25:43,442 --> 00:25:44,375 Invited us to her party, 570 00:25:44,377 --> 00:25:45,509 it's our first time in Austria, 571 00:25:45,511 --> 00:25:46,443 I say we go! 572 00:25:46,445 --> 00:25:47,945 - Yeah, right, bro! 573 00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:50,381 That party's gonna be full of old, waspy, rich people. 574 00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:51,615 They're all gonna be like, 575 00:25:51,617 --> 00:25:53,017 "Would you like some tea and crumpets?" 576 00:25:53,019 --> 00:25:56,053 - And if you don't mind,! 577 00:25:56,055 --> 00:25:57,922 - Look, they were nice but we are not going, 578 00:25:57,924 --> 00:26:00,324 to that party. - Why are we not going, man? 579 00:26:00,326 --> 00:26:02,393 - Guys, we're in Europe! 580 00:26:02,395 --> 00:26:05,496 Okay, we are gonna party every night, 581 00:26:05,498 --> 00:26:08,432 and then we're gonna party in the greatest nightclub, 582 00:26:08,434 --> 00:26:10,868 in the world, alright? - Yeah! 583 00:26:10,870 --> 00:26:12,069 Hey, this is our taxi! 584 00:26:12,071 --> 00:26:15,205 - Oh, that was your taxi! 585 00:26:15,207 --> 00:26:17,274 - You should be quicker! 586 00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:20,477 587 00:26:20,479 --> 00:26:22,413 - Those chicks are assholes. 588 00:26:22,415 --> 00:26:23,614 But they attractive! - Very attractive. 589 00:26:23,616 --> 00:26:26,216 Not the best start to our trip, but hey. 590 00:26:26,218 --> 00:26:27,952 - From a Mercedes to this. 591 00:26:27,954 --> 00:26:29,453 - It's fine! 592 00:26:29,455 --> 00:26:32,723 - Always riding bench 'cause I'm the smallest! 593 00:26:32,725 --> 00:26:36,293 - Excuse me, sir, the Hotel Stein, please? 594 00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:41,031 - You want me to show the city on the way to the hotel? 595 00:26:41,033 --> 00:26:44,268 No extra charge? 596 00:26:44,270 --> 00:26:45,869 - Yeah! - Yeah, sure! 597 00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:46,770 - Thanks! 598 00:26:50,442 --> 00:26:53,677 599 00:27:19,904 --> 00:27:21,605 - Look at all these people! 600 00:27:21,607 --> 00:27:24,341 They think we're dumb Americans! 601 00:27:25,944 --> 00:27:28,045 - Europe, have some respect! 602 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:32,049 You'd all be speaking German if it weren't for us! 603 00:27:32,051 --> 00:27:35,285 604 00:28:09,921 --> 00:28:13,390 - His uncle got us taupe top dollar coattails, 605 00:28:13,392 --> 00:28:16,493 and VIP passes to the hottest club in the country. 606 00:28:16,495 --> 00:28:17,695 - That's right! 607 00:28:17,697 --> 00:28:19,163 Yo, yo, what's the address for the hotel, 608 00:28:19,165 --> 00:28:19,997 that your uncle hooked us up with? 609 00:28:19,999 --> 00:28:20,898 - Hold on. 610 00:28:24,469 --> 00:28:26,937 - What's wrong, man? 611 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:33,477 - Do you guys have my phone or my wallet? 612 00:28:33,479 --> 00:28:34,978 - I don't have mine either, man. 613 00:28:34,980 --> 00:28:36,346 - Oh, sh... 614 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:37,247 Oh, shit! 615 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:40,784 I bet it was that moley mole lady from the airport. 616 00:28:40,786 --> 00:28:41,685 - Fuck! 617 00:28:43,354 --> 00:28:44,855 So wait a second. 618 00:28:44,857 --> 00:28:48,325 So you're saying that none of us have phones or money? 619 00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:50,894 - No money? 620 00:28:50,896 --> 00:28:54,798 Get out! 621 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:56,633 - No, no, no, no, no! - Relax! 622 00:28:56,635 --> 00:28:58,769 Calm down, we're good! 623 00:28:58,771 --> 00:29:01,071 - Once we get to the hotel, we can sort all this out. 624 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:02,306 - Yeah! - Okay? 625 00:29:03,441 --> 00:29:05,743 - Out! 626 00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:06,677 - He's got a beautiful sm-- 627 00:29:06,679 --> 00:29:08,011 You've got a beautiful smile! 628 00:29:08,013 --> 00:29:11,081 Doesn't he? 629 00:29:13,284 --> 00:29:14,418 Great! 630 00:29:14,420 --> 00:29:15,686 Now, what are we gonna do? 631 00:29:15,688 --> 00:29:16,854 - It's not a big deal, okay? 632 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,423 Nick's having his uncle send us some cash. 633 00:29:19,425 --> 00:29:21,358 - His phone number was on my cellphone. 634 00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,293 Alright, I don't memorize phone numbers. 635 00:29:23,295 --> 00:29:26,597 - We are so screwed! 636 00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,499 - Look, let's just go back to the hotel. 637 00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:30,167 I can email him or hit him up, 638 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:32,302 on social media. - Yeah, that's a great idea! 639 00:29:32,304 --> 00:29:34,304 But we don't even know where we are! 640 00:29:34,306 --> 00:29:35,806 - Well, no problem! 641 00:29:35,808 --> 00:29:37,574 How about we just tell him to come to the bad part of town, 642 00:29:37,576 --> 00:29:40,577 where all the prostitutes seem to hang out! 643 00:29:40,579 --> 00:29:42,446 - We don't even have any money. 644 00:29:42,448 --> 00:29:44,214 How are we gonna eat? 645 00:29:45,350 --> 00:29:47,718 - Terrel, please tell me you brought snacks. 646 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:48,919 - No! 647 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,988 'Cause somebody said no more snacks! 648 00:29:50,990 --> 00:29:52,389 - Now you listen to me! 649 00:29:52,391 --> 00:29:53,991 Now of all times! 650 00:29:53,993 --> 00:29:55,859 - Yo, listen, listen. 651 00:29:55,861 --> 00:29:58,095 We gotta use the power of positivity, alright? 652 00:29:58,097 --> 00:29:59,630 You guys read The Secret? 653 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:02,766 You manifest things with your mind! 654 00:30:02,768 --> 00:30:04,635 - Yeah, I know what The Secret is. 655 00:30:04,637 --> 00:30:06,503 If it actually worked, I'd be a millionaire, 656 00:30:06,505 --> 00:30:08,305 and be dating Minka Kelly right now. 657 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,573 - Well, you know what, Mr. Negative? 658 00:30:09,575 --> 00:30:11,408 I believe it, okay? 659 00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:13,243 Use your mind, focus. 660 00:30:13,245 --> 00:30:15,813 We need money and a ride. 661 00:30:15,815 --> 00:30:16,713 Okay? 662 00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:19,416 And a ride! - Well, what have I to lose? 663 00:30:19,418 --> 00:30:20,918 Let's try it, okay, okay. 664 00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,320 We need money and a ride. - We need money and a ride. 665 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,221 - And sex! 666 00:30:25,123 --> 00:30:25,956 - There's sex? - Yeah. 667 00:30:25,958 --> 00:30:26,890 - Okay! - Okay. 668 00:30:26,892 --> 00:30:28,358 - Alright, Carlos. 669 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:31,929 - [Terrel And Carlos] We need money and a ride and sex! 670 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:35,165 671 00:30:45,510 --> 00:30:47,010 - Hey, boy. 672 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:50,247 Do you want to get in the car for a hundred euros? 673 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:51,481 - Okay. 674 00:30:51,483 --> 00:30:53,183 Okay, it's not what we expected but that's it, 675 00:30:53,185 --> 00:30:54,218 positive thinking! 676 00:30:54,220 --> 00:30:55,052 Okay, you see that? 677 00:30:55,054 --> 00:30:56,153 You see that, Nick? 678 00:30:56,155 --> 00:30:57,754 We manifested that! 679 00:30:57,756 --> 00:30:59,256 Yeah, we did! 680 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:01,592 I'm sorry, yes, we would love a ride for a hundred, 681 00:31:01,594 --> 00:31:03,460 a hundred euro? 682 00:31:03,462 --> 00:31:05,028 I manifested you. 683 00:31:05,030 --> 00:31:05,929 - Alright, get in car. 684 00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:07,865 I manifest you. 685 00:31:07,867 --> 00:31:10,467 - Sure thing, okay! - Don't go in the car! 686 00:31:10,469 --> 00:31:11,702 Don't go in the car. 687 00:31:11,704 --> 00:31:14,271 How have you survived for this long? 688 00:31:14,273 --> 00:31:17,107 Have you not watched any after school special? 689 00:31:17,109 --> 00:31:19,176 Do not go into strangers' cars, 690 00:31:19,178 --> 00:31:21,211 'cause they'll probably try to have sex with you. 691 00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:22,179 - What, no! 692 00:31:23,014 --> 00:31:24,147 - Come on, boys. 693 00:31:24,149 --> 00:31:27,184 I give 200 for all three of you. 694 00:31:27,186 --> 00:31:28,318 - No. 695 00:31:28,320 --> 00:31:30,254 We just want a ride, okay? 696 00:31:30,256 --> 00:31:31,388 - That's it, good! 697 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:32,356 Talk dirty! 698 00:31:32,358 --> 00:31:34,825 I will let you ride me all day! 699 00:31:34,827 --> 00:31:35,792 - Okay, you know. 700 00:31:35,794 --> 00:31:37,127 Maybe he's confusing this. 701 00:31:37,129 --> 00:31:38,428 Start over. 702 00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,697 My name is Terrel, what's your name? 703 00:31:40,699 --> 00:31:41,632 - I'm Franz. 704 00:31:41,634 --> 00:31:42,666 - Okay, Franz. 705 00:31:42,668 --> 00:31:44,201 Check this, well my friends here. 706 00:31:44,203 --> 00:31:45,936 They think... 707 00:31:45,938 --> 00:31:49,273 They think that you wanna make sex with us. 708 00:31:49,275 --> 00:31:50,807 How crazy is that? - Make sex. 709 00:31:50,809 --> 00:31:52,342 Oh, a virgin! 710 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,212 I will give you all 300 for your sex with me 711 00:31:55,214 --> 00:31:59,216 and I willalso give you a ride wherever you want. 712 00:31:59,218 --> 00:32:02,319 - We're not whores, we're Americans, so we can't. 713 00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,720 - Come on, boys. 714 00:32:03,722 --> 00:32:05,622 100 each, you'll like! 715 00:32:07,392 --> 00:32:09,293 - We need money, okay? 716 00:32:10,962 --> 00:32:12,663 What choice do we have? - Are you listening to what, 717 00:32:12,665 --> 00:32:13,931 you're saying right now? 718 00:32:13,933 --> 00:32:15,365 Are you seriously considering this? 719 00:32:15,367 --> 00:32:16,300 - Dude, we've only been without money for 10 minutes! 720 00:32:16,302 --> 00:32:18,035 - Trust me, trust me, trust me! 721 00:32:18,037 --> 00:32:19,503 Hey, Franz, look. 722 00:32:20,471 --> 00:32:21,471 We can't sleep with you, man. 723 00:32:21,473 --> 00:32:23,373 But we have an option. 724 00:32:24,442 --> 00:32:26,076 Full ride to Hotel Stein. 725 00:32:26,078 --> 00:32:28,078 My buddy Nick here, 726 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:31,014 will sit in the front seat with his dick out the whole time. 727 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:32,516 That's the best I could do. 728 00:32:32,518 --> 00:32:34,885 He's the white one. 729 00:32:34,887 --> 00:32:36,286 - Whoa! 730 00:32:36,288 --> 00:32:38,188 Whoa, that's never gonna happen! 731 00:32:38,190 --> 00:32:40,490 Okay, not in the fuck up... - Shut up, bitch! 732 00:32:40,492 --> 00:32:42,159 I'm makin' it deal! 733 00:32:43,294 --> 00:32:44,795 - I give you a ride with 20 euros. 734 00:32:44,797 --> 00:32:46,096 - 20 euros? 735 00:32:46,098 --> 00:32:49,833 You see this beautiful white Anglo Saxon male? 736 00:32:49,835 --> 00:32:51,401 Are you fuckin' kiddin' me? 737 00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:55,072 Okay, he eats tomato soup and he eats Brie cheeses... 738 00:32:55,074 --> 00:32:56,373 Okay, 40. 739 00:32:56,375 --> 00:32:58,141 That's the lowest I can go. 740 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,142 - 30. 741 00:32:59,144 --> 00:33:00,377 - Sold! 742 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:02,646 Alright, we're gonna make this happen! 743 00:33:02,648 --> 00:33:04,281 - I am not doing this! 744 00:33:04,283 --> 00:33:05,248 No means no, man. 745 00:33:05,250 --> 00:33:06,483 I will never... 746 00:33:09,220 --> 00:33:12,422 - Yo, I'm glad they let us check in without ID. 747 00:33:12,424 --> 00:33:14,024 At least somebody's gone alright today, huh? 748 00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:14,891 - It's not all bad, man. 749 00:33:14,893 --> 00:33:16,426 We got what, 30 euros? 750 00:33:16,428 --> 00:33:18,195 Go grab something to eat if you're hungry. 751 00:33:18,197 --> 00:33:20,897 - We never talk about that again. 752 00:33:20,899 --> 00:33:22,399 Ever. 753 00:33:22,401 --> 00:33:25,435 - At least you had fun. - Never, no, never, ever! 754 00:33:25,437 --> 00:33:26,370 - Talk dirty. 755 00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:27,671 I will let you ride me all day. 756 00:33:27,673 --> 00:33:30,307 - Okay, I emailed my uncle. 757 00:33:30,309 --> 00:33:32,642 Told him to call us at the hotel. 758 00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,445 I'm sure he's trying to reach us right now. 759 00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:37,180 - Alright, well, in the meantime I'm a little hungry. 760 00:33:37,182 --> 00:33:38,949 So let's go grab some schnitzel? 761 00:33:38,951 --> 00:33:40,217 - Yes. - Some beers maybe? 762 00:33:40,219 --> 00:33:41,518 - Schnitzel, absolutely. 763 00:33:41,520 --> 00:33:43,820 - Alright, let's go. - Beer. 764 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,392 Hello! 765 00:33:48,394 --> 00:33:51,361 Ow, baby. 766 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,963 Follow me. 767 00:33:52,965 --> 00:33:55,699 768 00:33:56,300 --> 00:33:59,302 Make your own man the happiest man on planet Earth, darlin'. 769 00:33:59,304 --> 00:34:00,103 Come here. 770 00:34:00,105 --> 00:34:03,573 771 00:34:03,575 --> 00:34:05,442 I love dirty German. 772 00:34:05,444 --> 00:34:08,278 773 00:34:08,280 --> 00:34:09,513 Hoo hoo hoo. 774 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:10,580 Yeah! 775 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:13,417 776 00:34:13,419 --> 00:34:15,385 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 777 00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:17,521 778 00:34:17,523 --> 00:34:18,889 779 00:34:18,891 --> 00:34:20,624 780 00:34:21,359 --> 00:34:23,493 Yeah, yeah. 781 00:34:23,495 --> 00:34:25,729 782 00:34:32,170 --> 00:34:34,237 783 00:34:36,507 --> 00:34:37,574 784 00:34:38,543 --> 00:34:39,609 785 00:34:42,180 --> 00:34:44,514 - Feeling like a porno camera, man. 786 00:34:44,516 --> 00:34:47,818 - You don't look like a poor. 787 00:34:47,820 --> 00:34:48,652 - And? 788 00:34:48,654 --> 00:34:49,586 How was the food? 789 00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,021 - Hey, it was great, man. 790 00:34:51,023 --> 00:34:52,489 It was pretty good. - Yeah, yeah, it was good! 791 00:34:52,491 --> 00:34:54,791 - You did a good choice coming to the best Austrian, 792 00:34:54,793 --> 00:34:56,626 authentic restaurant! 793 00:34:57,995 --> 00:35:00,363 Did you know that Arnold Schwarzenegger, 794 00:35:00,365 --> 00:35:02,699 this is his favorite restaurant? 795 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:04,267 - Are you fuckin' kidding me? 796 00:35:04,269 --> 00:35:06,169 - No, fucking kidding! - You're kidding me, Igor! 797 00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,506 Igor, that's insane! - You know, Arnold... 798 00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:13,510 You are even sitting on Arnold's favorite table! 799 00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:14,778 - You're lying to me right now. 800 00:35:14,780 --> 00:35:16,780 Dude, this is Mr. Universe's table! 801 00:35:16,782 --> 00:35:17,914 Alright, let that soak in... 802 00:35:17,916 --> 00:35:18,915 Commando? - That's amazing. 803 00:35:18,917 --> 00:35:20,350 - Commando? - Yeah. 804 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:23,120 - Arnold is always telling me when he's leaving, 805 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,688 after paying, he's telling me, 806 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:28,358 "Igor, your food is so good, I'll be back!" 807 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:31,161 - Dude, he said that in a movie. 808 00:35:31,163 --> 00:35:33,130 He said that in Terminator. 809 00:35:33,132 --> 00:35:34,831 - Well, listen, Igor, everything's great. 810 00:35:34,833 --> 00:35:36,433 It tastes amazing, thank you! 811 00:35:36,435 --> 00:35:37,701 - We've had a pretty rough day, 812 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:39,436 and this comfort food is exactly what we need. 813 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,704 - Thank you. - Absolutely. 814 00:35:40,706 --> 00:35:42,005 - Thank you. 815 00:35:42,007 --> 00:35:42,939 So! 816 00:35:42,941 --> 00:35:43,874 I go back to the kitchen! 817 00:35:43,876 --> 00:35:45,675 - Alright, thank you! 818 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,612 Nice guy, but weird. 819 00:35:49,847 --> 00:35:51,081 Food's good, though. 820 00:35:51,083 --> 00:35:51,882 - Yeah, man, that's the best Austrian food, 821 00:35:51,884 --> 00:35:53,416 I think I've ever had. 822 00:35:53,418 --> 00:35:54,985 - Well, I hope you enjoyed it because we're probably, 823 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:56,686 not gonna be able to afford to eat, 824 00:35:56,688 --> 00:35:58,188 until we see my uncle tomorrow. 825 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:01,424 - Yeah, well I got like two more euros left. 826 00:36:01,426 --> 00:36:03,093 - I really hope your uncle pulls through for us. 827 00:36:03,095 --> 00:36:05,061 We're meant to be goin' to this club as VIPs, 828 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:06,897 but we don't even know where we're going. 829 00:36:06,899 --> 00:36:08,532 - Dude, when we get to the hotel, 830 00:36:08,534 --> 00:36:11,768 I'll call him, I'll get that all sorted. 831 00:36:11,770 --> 00:36:13,336 - Well, if all else fails, we can always sell, 832 00:36:13,338 --> 00:36:15,939 that good, nice, arian dick of yours. 833 00:36:15,941 --> 00:36:17,207 It's pretty popular out here. 834 00:36:17,209 --> 00:36:18,441 You're poppin', you're a star right now. 835 00:36:18,443 --> 00:36:19,876 - That's not funny, I cannot tell you, 836 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,244 how not funny it is. - It paid for this. 837 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:24,181 - Dude, sexual assault isn't funny, okay? 838 00:36:24,183 --> 00:36:25,482 - I think it's your look. 839 00:36:25,484 --> 00:36:26,750 - Dude, I... - Oh hey, what's up, guys? 840 00:36:26,752 --> 00:36:27,984 Listen, can we get some more hot sauce, 841 00:36:27,986 --> 00:36:30,220 and some sriracha, maybe refill these drinks? 842 00:36:30,222 --> 00:36:32,155 For him, if you don't mind? - Yo, dude, dude, dude. 843 00:36:32,157 --> 00:36:34,024 I don't think they speak any English. 844 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:36,126 Do you guys understand English? 845 00:36:36,128 --> 00:36:37,494 - Dr. Pepper! 846 00:36:37,496 --> 00:36:38,662 Sunkist soda! 847 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:41,464 Drinks! 848 00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:43,900 - We overheard that you have money problems. 849 00:36:43,902 --> 00:36:45,602 Maybe I can help you. 850 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,470 - No, no, no, no. 851 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:48,538 We're okay. 852 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:51,241 - It's not sound like it! 853 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,342 854 00:36:52,344 --> 00:36:53,944 - Just hear us out. 855 00:36:53,946 --> 00:36:54,878 - Hey, hey, hey. 856 00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:56,413 Don't scream like a girl! 857 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:58,515 We don't want to hurt you, yes? 858 00:36:58,517 --> 00:37:00,483 We are like a bank! 859 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,118 - So, seriously, you're like a bank? 860 00:37:02,120 --> 00:37:03,286 - Yeah. 861 00:37:03,288 --> 00:37:04,421 Our boss, Mr. Chase, has an office, 862 00:37:04,423 --> 00:37:06,256 just around the corner, yes? 863 00:37:06,258 --> 00:37:08,592 Maybe you can get a temporary loan. 864 00:37:08,594 --> 00:37:09,793 - Okay, you know what? 865 00:37:09,795 --> 00:37:10,727 We've heard of Chase Bank before. 866 00:37:10,729 --> 00:37:11,995 They got it in the States. 867 00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:13,830 Look, this will be a good thing. 868 00:37:13,832 --> 00:37:16,366 - So come now, we show. 869 00:37:16,368 --> 00:37:18,501 - Come with us! 870 00:37:18,503 --> 00:37:20,036 - Could you give us a second, please? 871 00:37:20,038 --> 00:37:20,937 Just a-- 872 00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:23,940 Here's the thing, okay? 873 00:37:23,942 --> 00:37:26,109 We should have money, 874 00:37:26,111 --> 00:37:27,544 like tomorrow. 875 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:30,947 I mean, my uncle will probably cover us then, you know? 876 00:37:30,949 --> 00:37:33,516 - Okay, but we don't have enough for drinks tonight. 877 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,253 It's our only night in Salzburg! 878 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,757 - Okay, okay. 879 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:41,825 Alright, we'll come with you. 880 00:37:41,827 --> 00:37:44,461 We'll visit Mr. Chase. 881 00:37:44,463 --> 00:37:45,962 And maybe we'll borrow a little bit of money, 882 00:37:45,964 --> 00:37:48,598 just to get us through tonight. 883 00:37:49,467 --> 00:37:50,367 - Okay. 884 00:37:51,702 --> 00:37:52,736 - Alright. - Come with us. 885 00:37:52,738 --> 00:37:54,471 - Oh, okay. 886 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,239 Thank you very much, guys! 887 00:37:56,241 --> 00:37:57,407 Food's great! - Thank you! 888 00:37:57,409 --> 00:37:58,308 Amazing! 889 00:38:00,011 --> 00:38:00,977 - Guys! 890 00:38:00,979 --> 00:38:02,579 Thank you, be back! 891 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:05,482 Hasta la vista, baby! - Bye, boys! 892 00:38:06,350 --> 00:38:07,250 - Bye-bye! 893 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:11,187 894 00:38:14,158 --> 00:38:16,226 895 00:38:17,795 --> 00:38:21,164 Okay, you guys aren't gonna rob us, right? 896 00:38:21,166 --> 00:38:23,933 Because you do remember I said we have no money? 897 00:38:23,935 --> 00:38:26,336 Man, we are about to get man-raped. 898 00:38:26,338 --> 00:38:29,572 No money, no rape. 899 00:38:29,574 --> 00:38:31,675 This dude said no rape, but I swear this big guy keeps, 900 00:38:31,677 --> 00:38:33,176 staring at my ass. 901 00:38:33,178 --> 00:38:35,278 I'm telling you, if this guys tries to rape me, 902 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:37,547 I'm gonna pump the little bastard, okay. 903 00:38:38,482 --> 00:38:39,716 I don't like this. 904 00:38:59,670 --> 00:39:01,404 - This is Mr. Chase. 905 00:39:12,383 --> 00:39:14,417 - Hello, gentlemen. 906 00:39:14,419 --> 00:39:16,453 Nice to meet you. 907 00:39:16,455 --> 00:39:18,154 Welcome to Salzburg. 908 00:39:19,323 --> 00:39:20,724 This, 909 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:21,691 is my city. 910 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:25,829 - Hi. 911 00:39:26,597 --> 00:39:28,131 I'm Nick. 912 00:39:28,133 --> 00:39:29,599 - I'm Terrel. 913 00:39:29,601 --> 00:39:31,401 - I'm Carlos. 914 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:33,503 Nice to meet you, Mr. Chase. 915 00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:35,004 - Dino. - Sir? 916 00:39:35,006 --> 00:39:36,272 - Get four glasses. 917 00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,042 Pop open a bottle of Dom from the 90s. 918 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:41,911 You boys know what goes great with Dom? 919 00:39:41,913 --> 00:39:43,413 Caviar! 920 00:39:43,415 --> 00:39:46,816 BV, get the crackers and caviar as well. 921 00:39:48,219 --> 00:39:50,487 - You seriously don't have to do this for us. 922 00:39:50,489 --> 00:39:52,489 923 00:39:52,491 --> 00:39:53,990 - Maybe a little. 924 00:39:55,025 --> 00:39:56,059 - Thank you. 925 00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,228 This is just too nice, dude. 926 00:39:58,230 --> 00:40:00,497 Should I just get that, a little bit. 927 00:40:00,499 --> 00:40:01,765 Thank you. 928 00:40:01,767 --> 00:40:03,566 - This is a great way, 929 00:40:04,602 --> 00:40:05,969 to start off a friendship. 930 00:40:05,971 --> 00:40:06,870 - It sure is. 931 00:40:06,872 --> 00:40:07,871 - To new friends. 932 00:40:07,873 --> 00:40:10,673 933 00:40:12,877 --> 00:40:13,977 - Wow! 934 00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:15,612 This is really good! 935 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:18,915 - It's actually my first time eating caviar. 936 00:40:18,917 --> 00:40:20,950 937 00:40:20,952 --> 00:40:21,785 Fish nut! 938 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:23,119 Why would you give me-- 939 00:40:23,121 --> 00:40:25,355 - He's really unrefined. 940 00:40:25,357 --> 00:40:27,857 - This guy makes me laugh. 941 00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,226 You boys are welcome here any time. 942 00:40:30,228 --> 00:40:33,463 Men who laugh together are like kings. 943 00:40:35,933 --> 00:40:36,933 - I like that! - Yeah! 944 00:40:36,935 --> 00:40:39,636 - I like that! - Like kings! 945 00:40:39,638 --> 00:40:43,206 - Like kings. - Like kings, alright! 946 00:40:43,208 --> 00:40:46,543 - So I heard you boys are in trouble, 947 00:40:46,545 --> 00:40:48,511 and may need some money. 948 00:40:48,513 --> 00:40:51,080 - Yeah, see this is what happened. 949 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:54,484 We got robbed by a gypsie. - It's crazy. 950 00:40:55,653 --> 00:40:57,587 - And then we just figured out, 951 00:40:57,589 --> 00:40:59,823 we don't have our phones anymore. 952 00:40:59,825 --> 00:41:01,858 You know, we don't have any money. 953 00:41:01,860 --> 00:41:02,859 - No problem. 954 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,561 This is where I come in. 955 00:41:04,563 --> 00:41:07,530 What can I do to make your lives more comfortable? 956 00:41:07,532 --> 00:41:09,065 - Well, I'm not sure. 957 00:41:09,067 --> 00:41:11,835 - We charge a very small fee. 958 00:41:11,837 --> 00:41:13,770 How much you boys need to borrow? 959 00:41:13,772 --> 00:41:14,704 20? 960 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:15,939 30? 961 00:41:15,941 --> 00:41:17,006 50 or a 100? 962 00:41:19,710 --> 00:41:21,544 - Oh, I think like 80? - 80. 963 00:41:21,546 --> 00:41:22,712 - 80,000 it is. 964 00:41:22,714 --> 00:41:24,013 I like that! 965 00:41:24,015 --> 00:41:26,049 - He said 80,000! - This guy's crazy! 966 00:41:26,051 --> 00:41:28,084 This guy's crazy! - You're funny! 967 00:41:28,086 --> 00:41:28,985 You're funny. 968 00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:29,919 - No, no, no, no. 969 00:41:29,921 --> 00:41:32,589 We're thinkin' 80 euros flat. 970 00:41:32,591 --> 00:41:35,592 You know, nothin' flashy, you know? 971 00:41:38,028 --> 00:41:41,097 - The caviar in your friend's mouth, 972 00:41:41,099 --> 00:41:42,832 is more worth than 80 euros. 973 00:41:42,834 --> 00:41:46,603 - Please don't hurt my friend, alright? 974 00:41:46,605 --> 00:41:47,737 - You will borrow money, 975 00:41:47,739 --> 00:41:49,672 now that you wasted my time. 976 00:41:49,674 --> 00:41:52,809 The minimum we allow is 10,000 euros. 977 00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:55,845 - You know what? 978 00:41:55,847 --> 00:41:56,779 That's fine. 979 00:41:56,781 --> 00:41:58,047 Yeah, yeah, 10,000 euros. 980 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:01,851 But can we just pay you back 9,920 right now? 981 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:05,655 - Oh, it doesn't quite work this way. 982 00:42:05,657 --> 00:42:08,324 You will borrow 10,000 euros from me. 983 00:42:08,326 --> 00:42:10,393 Within two weeks, 984 00:42:10,395 --> 00:42:12,929 for each day you have my money, 985 00:42:12,931 --> 00:42:16,766 you will pay me an additional thousand euros. 986 00:42:18,168 --> 00:42:21,804 - What if we can't come up with the extra money? 987 00:42:26,644 --> 00:42:30,547 - My people over there just loves Mexican food. 988 00:42:30,549 --> 00:42:33,116 989 00:42:36,787 --> 00:42:39,822 And if you boys think that I don't have eyes and ears, 990 00:42:39,824 --> 00:42:42,492 all over Europe, you are wrong. 991 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:44,794 - Okay, cool. 992 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:46,262 Thank you, it was very nice meeting you! 993 00:42:46,264 --> 00:42:47,897 I will just go now. 994 00:42:50,134 --> 00:42:52,835 Guys, that was like straight out of a movie, bro. 995 00:42:52,837 --> 00:42:55,338 I have never seen this amount of money in my entire life. 996 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:56,005 Lemme hold it, man. 997 00:42:56,007 --> 00:42:57,140 No, no, no, no. 998 00:42:57,142 --> 00:42:59,943 We should be careful with it, okay? 999 00:42:59,945 --> 00:43:02,011 I'm just saying, like, my uncle has to, 1000 00:43:02,013 --> 00:43:05,782 Dude, it's going to be fine, let's just go for a beer. 1001 00:43:05,784 --> 00:43:06,449 Let's go. 1002 00:43:06,451 --> 00:43:08,484 1003 00:43:08,486 --> 00:43:09,752 Are you listening to me right now? 1004 00:43:09,754 --> 00:43:11,220 Look, we can't just, like, mess around with this. 1005 00:43:11,222 --> 00:43:12,789 - Dude. - Those were serious guys. 1006 00:43:12,791 --> 00:43:14,557 I don't want to end up as pit bull food, right? 1007 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:15,558 - He's got a good point. - Everything will be fine. 1008 00:43:15,560 --> 00:43:16,593 Good point. 1009 00:43:16,595 --> 00:43:18,061 - Let's go! - Just one. 1010 00:43:18,063 --> 00:43:19,629 Okay, just a couple drinks, and that's it. 1011 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:20,863 - Okay. - That's it. 1012 00:43:22,666 --> 00:43:24,233 1013 00:43:24,235 --> 00:43:25,935 1014 00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:38,948 1015 00:43:40,517 --> 00:43:41,584 1016 00:43:41,752 --> 00:43:43,820 1017 00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:51,828 - This is great, man. 1018 00:43:51,830 --> 00:43:53,062 You know? 1019 00:43:53,064 --> 00:43:56,399 We're here, we got the beautiful beer. 1020 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:59,135 Chick keeps lookin' at me. 1021 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:01,671 - Danke schön, good sir. 1022 00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:02,872 How much do I owe you? 1023 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,807 - It's 12 euros. 1024 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,142 - Like, 12 apiece? 1025 00:44:06,144 --> 00:44:08,044 - No, it's for all 12 euros. 1026 00:44:08,046 --> 00:44:09,112 - Oh. 1027 00:44:09,114 --> 00:44:10,313 - Okay. - That's good, right? 1028 00:44:10,315 --> 00:44:11,214 - Awesome. 1029 00:44:12,349 --> 00:44:13,983 There you go, sir, keep the change. 1030 00:44:13,985 --> 00:44:16,786 - Oh, thank you, my American friends! 1031 00:44:16,788 --> 00:44:19,288 There are some hooligans in the back of the bar. 1032 00:44:19,290 --> 00:44:22,492 Please stay at the bar, don't go back, okay? 1033 00:44:22,494 --> 00:44:24,127 1034 00:44:24,129 --> 00:44:24,961 - Okay. 1035 00:44:24,963 --> 00:44:25,862 Okay. 1036 00:44:26,830 --> 00:44:28,331 We'll heed your advice. 1037 00:44:28,333 --> 00:44:30,700 Cheers! - Yeah, cheers, guys. 1038 00:44:30,702 --> 00:44:33,436 - Let's get drunk! 1039 00:44:35,973 --> 00:44:38,908 1040 00:44:38,910 --> 00:44:41,978 - Rule Britannia! 1041 00:44:41,980 --> 00:44:46,015 - You guys wanna do a game? 1042 00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:48,151 - Yeah! 1043 00:44:48,153 --> 00:44:50,653 - In Austria, we love drinking games. 1044 00:44:50,655 --> 00:44:52,055 - So do we! 1045 00:44:52,057 --> 00:44:53,056 Beer pong? 1046 00:44:53,058 --> 00:44:54,524 - Are you boys scared? 1047 00:44:54,526 --> 00:44:55,625 - Of what? - Scared of what? 1048 00:44:55,627 --> 00:44:56,926 - Girls? - I'm an American. 1049 00:44:56,928 --> 00:44:58,361 I'm an American, sweetheart! 1050 00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:01,097 America. - It's adorable, really. 1051 00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:03,199 - Let's play. 1052 00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,342 1053 00:46:05,062 --> 00:46:06,929 - I'm tellin' you, man! 1054 00:46:06,931 --> 00:46:08,197 You're my best friend! 1055 00:46:08,199 --> 00:46:09,465 - That's what I'm talkin' about, son! 1056 00:46:09,467 --> 00:46:10,500 - Right? 1057 00:46:10,502 --> 00:46:11,334 - Yeah! - You know what I mean? 1058 00:46:11,336 --> 00:46:12,535 You have a beard, 1059 00:46:12,537 --> 00:46:13,936 you got a tattoo. - I can't even lie, man! 1060 00:46:13,938 --> 00:46:14,904 You did your thing! 1061 00:46:14,906 --> 00:46:15,905 1062 00:46:15,907 --> 00:46:16,973 1063 00:46:17,875 --> 00:46:20,977 1064 00:46:25,149 --> 00:46:27,617 1065 00:46:30,821 --> 00:46:31,888 - Come here! 1066 00:46:35,526 --> 00:46:37,827 - That way, Ratty, come on! 1067 00:46:42,266 --> 00:46:44,433 1068 00:46:46,537 --> 00:46:47,537 - Oh, my God. 1069 00:46:47,539 --> 00:46:49,071 Oh, I think we lost him. - Fuck! 1070 00:46:49,073 --> 00:46:50,840 1071 00:46:50,842 --> 00:46:52,041 - My lungs. 1072 00:46:52,043 --> 00:46:54,777 My lungs aren't developed properly! 1073 00:46:56,980 --> 00:46:58,447 - All up here. 1074 00:46:58,449 --> 00:46:59,749 It's coming up. 1075 00:47:02,219 --> 00:47:03,886 - Wait up, hold up. 1076 00:47:05,789 --> 00:47:07,757 Is this Mozart's house? 1077 00:47:08,592 --> 00:47:10,193 - I have no idea. 1078 00:47:10,195 --> 00:47:12,929 - This is where Mozart was born! 1079 00:47:14,097 --> 00:47:15,164 - Do you think he still lives here? 1080 00:47:15,166 --> 00:47:16,465 - What? 1081 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,567 - Do you think he still lives here? 1082 00:47:17,569 --> 00:47:19,802 - Dude, he's dead. - Oh. 1083 00:47:19,804 --> 00:47:21,170 - Oi! - Oh, sh... 1084 00:47:21,172 --> 00:47:23,105 - You boys spilled my fucking beer! 1085 00:47:23,107 --> 00:47:24,540 Now you're gonna die! 1086 00:47:24,542 --> 00:47:26,976 - Are you seriously gonna kill us over a beer? 1087 00:47:26,978 --> 00:47:29,545 - That's how us English boys have always done it. 1088 00:47:29,547 --> 00:47:33,649 - I'm gonna die at Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's house. 1089 00:47:33,651 --> 00:47:35,117 I can do that. 1090 00:47:35,119 --> 00:47:36,052 I'm gonna die. 1091 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:37,386 You know he's my favorite. 1092 00:47:37,388 --> 00:47:38,988 - Me, too! 1093 00:47:38,990 --> 00:47:40,423 - What? 1094 00:47:40,425 --> 00:47:41,691 Get outta here! 1095 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:42,925 I'm a fan! 1096 00:47:42,927 --> 00:47:44,560 I mix like rap music with classical music. 1097 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,295 I call it rapsical. 1098 00:47:46,297 --> 00:47:47,730 - That's really nice. 1099 00:47:47,732 --> 00:47:49,732 I wish we could have been friends before I had to kill ya! 1100 00:47:49,734 --> 00:47:52,168 - Listen, man. 1101 00:47:52,170 --> 00:47:54,503 There's gotta be a way we can work this out. 1102 00:47:54,505 --> 00:47:55,605 Alright? 1103 00:47:55,607 --> 00:47:56,572 - Sure. 1104 00:47:56,574 --> 00:47:59,175 You can buy me another beer. 1105 00:47:59,177 --> 00:48:00,109 - That's it? 1106 00:48:00,111 --> 00:48:01,477 That's all we have to do? 1107 00:48:01,479 --> 00:48:02,545 - Yeah, why? 1108 00:48:04,815 --> 00:48:07,450 - It just seems like you could've presented us, 1109 00:48:07,452 --> 00:48:08,851 with that option. 1110 00:48:08,853 --> 00:48:12,021 Before you chased us with the hammer. 1111 00:48:13,891 --> 00:48:14,957 Well, great! 1112 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:18,895 I'll go out right now, I'll buy us a whole bunch of beers! 1113 00:48:18,897 --> 00:48:21,230 You know, it's no big deal! 1114 00:48:22,165 --> 00:48:23,432 - Let's do it! 1115 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:24,433 - Let's go! 1116 00:48:26,503 --> 00:48:27,837 - Let's get outta here! 1117 00:48:27,839 --> 00:48:29,672 How you doin', buddy? 1118 00:48:31,408 --> 00:48:32,909 You know what, dude? 1119 00:48:32,911 --> 00:48:34,610 You got awesome tattoos. 1120 00:48:34,612 --> 00:48:36,712 - Really, seriously, man. 1121 00:48:36,714 --> 00:48:37,713 - You know what? 1122 00:48:37,715 --> 00:48:39,882 You should get one. 1123 00:48:39,884 --> 00:48:43,152 - Fuck it. - Fuck it, let's do it! 1124 00:48:43,154 --> 00:48:45,354 1125 00:48:45,356 --> 00:48:46,622 Alright, guys, we doin' this? 1126 00:48:46,624 --> 00:48:48,157 - Doin' it, bro. - Yeah? 1127 00:48:48,159 --> 00:48:50,426 - It hurts! 1128 00:48:50,428 --> 00:48:52,328 - I haven't even started yet, dude. 1129 00:48:52,330 --> 00:48:53,329 - Okay. 1130 00:48:53,331 --> 00:48:54,964 - Oh my God. - Oh my God. 1131 00:48:54,966 --> 00:48:56,999 Make sure you put a gap in his mouth. 1132 00:48:57,001 --> 00:48:57,934 - He's what? 1133 00:48:57,936 --> 00:48:59,168 - Please don't shit on yourself. 1134 00:48:59,170 --> 00:49:01,003 We will see the exit immediately. 1135 00:49:01,005 --> 00:49:03,072 - Okay, I don't like that. 1136 00:49:03,074 --> 00:49:05,007 - Shit on your face, bro! 1137 00:49:05,009 --> 00:49:06,542 1138 00:49:06,544 --> 00:49:07,777 - I work out. 1139 00:49:07,779 --> 00:49:09,645 Billy Blanks work out plan, you know? 1140 00:49:09,647 --> 00:49:11,547 - Ooh, can we stop, can we stop, can we stop? 1141 00:49:11,549 --> 00:49:12,949 Can we take a break, can we take a break, 1142 00:49:12,951 --> 00:49:13,783 can we take a break? - What we need, 1143 00:49:13,785 --> 00:49:14,951 is some more colors. 1144 00:49:14,953 --> 00:49:17,286 - I get it once in a while. 1145 00:49:17,288 --> 00:49:19,355 My mom actually put me on to it, so you know. 1146 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:21,490 'Cause her ass is amazin'. 1147 00:49:21,492 --> 00:49:24,527 - How do you feel anything with all that fur? 1148 00:49:24,529 --> 00:49:25,962 - For real. 1149 00:49:25,964 --> 00:49:27,263 - It's like a knife bein' thrown in the middle of a forest. 1150 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:28,331 - Oh my God! 1151 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:30,499 - You know what I think? 1152 00:49:30,501 --> 00:49:32,902 That's more like Sylvester Stallone. 1153 00:49:32,904 --> 00:49:36,639 - It looks like the cushions of my recliner. 1154 00:49:37,841 --> 00:49:39,275 - The trick is to not clench up too much. 1155 00:49:39,277 --> 00:49:42,745 You know, be relaxed, be comfortable. 1156 00:49:42,747 --> 00:49:44,480 - Nice one, geezers! 1157 00:49:51,221 --> 00:49:52,655 - You know what, dude? 1158 00:49:52,657 --> 00:49:54,056 You're actually a pretty cool guy. 1159 00:49:54,058 --> 00:49:56,225 - No, you're a great guy. 1160 00:49:57,294 --> 00:49:58,227 - You know what? 1161 00:49:58,229 --> 00:49:59,395 Next time you come to Europe, 1162 00:49:59,397 --> 00:50:00,596 you should come to London. 1163 00:50:00,598 --> 00:50:02,531 - London! - We'll go to London! 1164 00:50:02,533 --> 00:50:04,367 - They call me the Diamond Geezer there! 1165 00:50:04,369 --> 00:50:08,371 1166 00:50:11,141 --> 00:50:12,408 Enough, alright? 1167 00:50:12,410 --> 00:50:14,310 - Sorry. - Sorry. 1168 00:50:14,312 --> 00:50:17,613 - I know we're friends now and stuff. 1169 00:50:17,615 --> 00:50:20,783 - You know what, you're a good man, brother. 1170 00:50:20,785 --> 00:50:22,084 You speak well. 1171 00:50:22,086 --> 00:50:23,953 I love your accent, you sound funny. 1172 00:50:23,955 --> 00:50:27,490 Learn English! 1173 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,291 And you know what's best? 1174 00:50:29,293 --> 00:50:30,459 You're from good stock! - Thank you! 1175 00:50:30,461 --> 00:50:34,363 - Give me some my-- 1176 00:50:34,365 --> 00:50:36,032 Taxi! 1177 00:50:36,034 --> 00:50:39,101 - My beer! 1178 00:50:47,711 --> 00:50:49,178 - Not in my butt. 1179 00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:51,414 - Wakey, wakey! 1180 00:50:51,416 --> 00:50:52,314 Come on! 1181 00:50:54,451 --> 00:50:55,951 15 euros! 1182 00:50:55,953 --> 00:50:57,119 - Okay. 1183 00:50:57,121 --> 00:50:58,487 We're at the hotel, man, let's go. 1184 00:50:58,489 --> 00:51:00,156 - Okay. - Alright. 1185 00:51:00,158 --> 00:51:02,191 - Dude, pay the guy. 1186 00:51:02,193 --> 00:51:06,429 1187 00:51:15,372 --> 00:51:16,439 Oh, come on! 1188 00:51:17,574 --> 00:51:20,309 This isn't the Hotel Stein! 1189 00:51:20,311 --> 00:51:21,710 - Oh, fuck, man! 1190 00:51:23,046 --> 00:51:24,146 Fuck! 1191 00:51:24,148 --> 00:51:26,682 Wait, how did the cab? 1192 00:51:26,684 --> 00:51:28,384 I gave him a, 1193 00:51:28,386 --> 00:51:29,618 a business card! 1194 00:51:29,620 --> 00:51:32,221 - Hey, everybody, just relax, okay, calm down. 1195 00:51:32,223 --> 00:51:33,889 We'll just go in the house, 1196 00:51:33,891 --> 00:51:37,793 we'll ask to borrow their phone, just call a new taxi. 1197 00:51:37,795 --> 00:51:38,727 - No, you're right. 1198 00:51:38,729 --> 00:51:39,662 - I'm always right, buddy. 1199 00:51:39,664 --> 00:51:41,297 - You're a positive guy, Terrel. 1200 00:51:41,299 -->00:51:42,565 I'm starting to like that, 1201 00:51:42,567 --> 00:51:43,799 about you. - Well, thank you so much. 1202 00:51:43,801 --> 00:51:45,334 - I am, I'm starting to like it, I am. 1203 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:46,902 You know what, we knock on the door, 1204 00:51:46,904 --> 00:51:48,804 see if they can call us a cab! 1205 00:51:48,806 --> 00:51:50,172 It's not a big deal. 1206 00:51:50,174 --> 00:51:51,407 - They might even have a driver. 1207 00:51:51,409 --> 00:51:52,975 They got a fucking water fountain. 1208 00:51:52,977 --> 00:51:54,944 - Who has a water fountain in their front yard? 1209 00:51:54,946 --> 00:51:56,312 - These guys have got money. 1210 00:51:56,314 --> 00:51:57,580 - They're the 1%, man! 1211 00:51:57,582 --> 00:51:59,048 That's what they are. - Yeah. 1212 00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:00,649 - It's pretty cool. 1213 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:02,351 That's cool. 1214 00:52:02,353 --> 00:52:06,589 - It's like something out of a fairytale. 1215 00:52:13,063 --> 00:52:14,497 - I mean, should we just knock? 1216 00:52:14,499 --> 00:52:16,332 I mean, it's after midnight. 1217 00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,567 - Fuck it, dude, what's the worst that can happen? 1218 00:52:18,569 --> 00:52:19,435 - Okay. - The guy would yell 1219 00:52:19,437 --> 00:52:21,403 at us in German? - Yeah. 1220 00:52:22,506 --> 00:52:25,007 1221 00:52:27,110 --> 00:52:28,377 Bro, just knock again, man. 1222 00:52:28,379 --> 00:52:29,845 This is a castle. 1223 00:52:29,847 --> 00:52:32,681 They probably got 40-year olds that can't even hear us. 1224 00:52:32,683 --> 00:52:35,684 - Oh, boy, I'm so glad you made it! 1225 00:52:35,686 --> 00:52:36,752 - Holy shit! 1226 00:52:37,587 --> 00:52:39,088 - Hi. - Hi! 1227 00:52:39,090 --> 00:52:41,190 I didn't think you guys wanted to come! 1228 00:52:41,192 --> 00:52:42,258 - We didn't. 1229 00:52:43,793 --> 00:52:48,197 - What he means is that we were drunk. 1230 00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:50,499 We'd taken a cab and when I handed, 1231 00:52:50,501 --> 00:52:53,402 the cab driver the hotel card, 1232 00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:56,472 I must have handed him your card by accident! 1233 00:52:56,474 --> 00:52:58,340 - A happy accident! 1234 00:52:58,342 --> 00:52:59,842 - Yeah, lucky us! 1235 00:53:01,411 --> 00:53:03,512 - Really nice castle, by the way! 1236 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:07,016 I mean, it's a castle! - Thank you! 1237 00:53:07,018 --> 00:53:09,485 - Well, I'm so glad you guys are here. 1238 00:53:09,487 --> 00:53:10,819 Just come in! - Yes, please! 1239 00:53:10,821 --> 00:53:13,789 - Okay, yeah, yeah. - Sounds great. 1240 00:53:15,592 --> 00:53:19,828 1241 00:53:22,699 --> 00:53:24,400 They're playin' their Mozart! 1242 00:53:24,402 --> 00:53:28,671 1243 00:53:28,673 --> 00:53:30,906 - Yo, guys, this is great! 1244 00:53:32,242 --> 00:53:36,145 I don't suppose you could give us a ride to Hotel Stein? 1245 00:53:36,147 --> 00:53:37,713 - Oh, sorry, no. 1246 00:53:37,715 --> 00:53:39,548 We're having a party tonight. 1247 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,417 We can't leave. 1248 00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,320 Or you stay with us for the party. 1249 00:53:57,000 --> 00:53:58,667 - Yeah, we'll stay. 1250 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:02,004 - So how's your tea? 1251 00:54:02,839 --> 00:54:04,573 - It's the breast, I mean... 1252 00:54:04,575 --> 00:54:06,175 The best. 1253 00:54:06,177 --> 00:54:07,142 It's great. 1254 00:54:08,545 --> 00:54:10,279 - Well, in a little bit we'll bring out the booze, 1255 00:54:10,281 --> 00:54:13,382 and move the party into a bigger room. 1256 00:54:13,384 --> 00:54:16,785 - Yeah, it's sort of a masquerade party. 1257 00:54:19,089 --> 00:54:20,422 - I can't wait! 1258 00:54:23,159 --> 00:54:25,894 1259 00:54:33,637 --> 00:54:36,338 - Take these boys and get them robes. 1260 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:38,407 I'll see you downstairs. 1261 00:54:41,811 --> 00:54:43,912 - So you want us to follow her? 1262 00:54:43,914 --> 00:54:44,747 You want us to-- 1263 00:54:44,749 --> 00:54:45,714 Okay, okay! 1264 00:55:05,835 --> 00:55:06,769 1265 00:55:06,771 --> 00:55:08,470 - I don't know, man. 1266 00:55:08,472 --> 00:55:10,172 There are no basements. 1267 00:55:10,174 --> 00:55:12,274 Next time, I'ma take the elevator. 1268 00:55:12,276 --> 00:55:13,842 - This is awesome! 1269 00:55:46,643 --> 00:55:47,876 This is weird. 1270 00:55:54,884 --> 00:55:59,121 1271 00:56:34,724 --> 00:56:36,058 - Listen to me. 1272 00:56:38,862 --> 00:56:40,429 Venus, 1273 00:56:40,431 --> 00:56:44,099 is flowing through me into all of you! 1274 00:56:44,101 --> 00:56:47,636 - And the spirit of Eros flows from me, 1275 00:56:47,638 --> 00:56:48,871 to all of you! 1276 00:56:49,973 --> 00:56:50,873 - Tonight, 1277 00:56:51,741 --> 00:56:52,975 we become one! 1278 00:56:55,311 --> 00:56:59,548 We make all the gods of love and sex jealous of us! 1279 00:57:01,484 --> 00:57:02,384 Say it. 1280 00:57:03,553 --> 00:57:07,389 1281 00:57:09,359 --> 00:57:10,626 - Yes. 1282 00:57:10,628 --> 00:57:14,229 Tonight, there is one piece of flesh, 1283 00:57:14,231 --> 00:57:16,231 we will all start with! 1284 00:57:17,700 --> 00:57:20,936 - We begin with this piece of flesh, 1285 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:24,006 before we can move on to each other. 1286 00:57:26,209 --> 00:57:27,109 - Yes! 1287 00:57:28,211 --> 00:57:32,281 1288 00:57:34,517 --> 00:57:37,453 - Goddesses? 1289 00:57:37,455 --> 00:57:40,956 Bring in the flesh! - Bring in the flesh! 1290 00:57:42,859 --> 00:57:47,095 1291 00:57:58,441 --> 00:58:01,643 - I wanna make sex with the devil. 1292 00:58:01,645 --> 00:58:04,179 - Please stop calling it that, man. 1293 00:58:04,181 --> 00:58:08,417 It's make love or have sex, you can't mix 'em around. 1294 00:58:09,953 --> 00:58:14,189 1295 00:58:21,931 --> 00:58:23,065 - Fuckin' Franz. 1296 00:58:23,067 --> 00:58:24,333 - Really? - Whoa! 1297 00:58:24,335 --> 00:58:26,235 - No, no, no! - No, no. 1298 00:58:27,570 --> 00:58:29,505 - No! - It's not happening. 1299 00:58:29,507 --> 00:58:31,940 - Here's your flesh! 1300 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:34,676 You have to please this flesh first, 1301 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,579 or you cannot be invited to the next part of the party, 1302 00:58:37,581 --> 00:58:40,549 where everyone will be... - Okay, okay. 1303 00:58:40,551 --> 00:58:42,918 We gotta go right now. - Yeah. 1304 00:58:42,920 --> 00:58:44,887 - Dude, when in Rome, man. - No! 1305 00:58:44,889 --> 00:58:46,788 Not when in Rome! 1306 00:58:46,790 --> 00:58:49,391 - I'm going to use the phone they have here, 1307 00:58:49,393 --> 00:58:50,993 and I'm callin' a cab. - Okay, good idea. 1308 00:58:50,995 --> 00:58:52,861 Let's get back to the hotel, regroup, 1309 00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:54,129 and make it to the train station. 1310 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:55,998 - We can stay, come on. 1311 00:58:56,000 --> 00:58:57,533 Look at her. 1312 00:58:57,535 --> 00:59:00,936 - Dude, this man has seen my penis because of you, okay? 1313 00:59:00,938 --> 00:59:02,938 We are leaving, right now. 1314 00:59:02,940 --> 00:59:06,108 Do not look at me like that, Franz! 1315 00:59:06,110 --> 00:59:07,109 Don't look at me, Franz. 1316 00:59:07,111 --> 00:59:09,144 Do not look at me. 1317 00:59:09,146 --> 00:59:10,646 Go to hell, Franz! 1318 00:59:10,648 --> 00:59:12,281 You ruined my life! 1319 00:59:15,118 --> 00:59:17,986 - This chick Ivana, is not kosher. 1320 00:59:20,557 --> 00:59:21,490 - We have to go. 1321 00:59:21,492 --> 00:59:23,325 - No, no, no, no, no! 1322 00:59:23,327 --> 00:59:25,627 - We go now! - No, Dino! 1323 00:59:25,629 --> 00:59:27,529 I have sex with girls! 1324 00:59:28,631 --> 00:59:30,799 - The guys are leaving we must follow them! 1325 00:59:30,801 --> 00:59:33,602 - Dino, why do you always hit me? 1326 00:59:34,904 --> 00:59:38,941 1327 00:59:38,943 --> 00:59:41,743 - Oh my gosh, I can't get a hold of my uncle! 1328 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,211 - Great. 1329 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:44,379 Stranded again! 1330 00:59:44,381 --> 00:59:46,415 I can't believe our luck, man! 1331 00:59:46,417 --> 00:59:48,283 - And I can't believe you thought we can get on this train, 1332 00:59:48,285 --> 00:59:49,685 without our IDs. 1333 00:59:50,987 --> 00:59:52,421 - We're fucked! 1334 00:59:52,423 --> 00:59:54,056 We're never gonna get to Vienna. 1335 00:59:54,058 --> 00:59:56,558 - All I wanna do is sleep! 1336 00:59:56,560 --> 00:59:58,193 This sucks, dude! 1337 00:59:58,195 --> 00:59:59,761 Yo, Terrel! 1338 00:59:59,763 --> 01:00:01,997 Pimp Nick out, we need some fun, stat! 1339 01:00:01,999 --> 01:00:03,365 - Hey, sir! 1340 01:00:03,367 --> 01:00:04,800 How you doin'? 1341 01:00:04,802 --> 01:00:06,368 Hey, would you be interested in buying this young, 1342 01:00:06,370 --> 01:00:10,339 white man, he's about 5'10, 5'11 who's a Vegan? 1343 01:00:12,742 --> 01:00:13,642 - Away. 1344 01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:14,543 Cool. 1345 01:00:17,046 --> 01:00:21,216 He actually looked like he was considering it for a second. 1346 01:00:22,085 --> 01:00:24,820 - Man, even in Austria, we suck! 1347 01:00:28,257 --> 01:00:30,659 - Sure, come over to Austria! 1348 01:00:30,661 --> 01:00:33,729 Have a few laughs, come to the coolest party in the world. 1349 01:00:33,731 --> 01:00:36,064 What could go wrong? 1350 01:00:36,066 --> 01:00:38,100 Where the fuck are we, man? 1351 01:00:38,102 --> 01:00:40,869 I've seen like five streets called Asvart. 1352 01:00:40,871 --> 01:00:43,171 It's a wonder anyone can get around in this city! 1353 01:00:43,173 --> 01:00:44,906 It's like the universe is telling us, 1354 01:00:44,908 --> 01:00:47,442 "Hey, your wieners are never supposed to be touched, 1355 01:00:47,444 --> 01:00:49,311 "by anyone other than yourselves!" 1356 01:00:49,313 --> 01:00:50,445 - You gotta believe, man. 1357 01:00:50,447 --> 01:00:51,947 You gotta use positive energy, okay? 1358 01:00:51,949 --> 01:00:53,148 You gotta rethink about it! 1359 01:00:53,150 --> 01:00:55,150 You gotta believe somebody will pick is up, 1360 01:00:55,152 --> 01:00:56,685 and take us to Vienna. - I don't wanna do this again. 1361 01:00:56,687 --> 01:00:59,621 I don't wanna do this again. - Somebody will pick us up, 1362 01:00:59,623 --> 01:01:03,458 and take us to Vienna. - I'm not doing it. 1363 01:01:03,460 --> 01:01:06,495 - Somebody is gonna kill my two friends. 1364 01:01:06,497 --> 01:01:09,631 Somebody is gonna kill my tw... 1365 01:01:09,633 --> 01:01:10,465 - Yeah! 1366 01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:11,433 What'd I say? 1367 01:01:11,435 --> 01:01:12,334 What'd I say? 1368 01:01:12,336 --> 01:01:13,435 Positive energy! 1369 01:01:13,437 --> 01:01:14,369 Use your mind! 1370 01:01:14,371 --> 01:01:15,237 Don't you ever doubt me again! 1371 01:01:15,239 --> 01:01:16,071 Don't you ever... 1372 01:01:16,073 --> 01:01:16,972 Hey! 1373 01:01:19,342 --> 01:01:20,242 - Hello. 1374 01:01:21,044 --> 01:01:21,943 - Hello. 1375 01:01:22,745 --> 01:01:23,645 - Hi. 1376 01:01:25,748 --> 01:01:26,648 Sprechen, 1377 01:01:27,917 --> 01:01:28,884 ze English? 1378 01:01:30,119 --> 01:01:30,952 - Please stop. 1379 01:01:30,954 --> 01:01:32,521 Yes, we speak English. 1380 01:01:32,523 --> 01:01:34,222 You're right, they're Americans. 1381 01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:38,460 - How could you tell, right? 1382 01:01:40,697 --> 01:01:41,963 So we're stranded. 1383 01:01:41,965 --> 01:01:43,465 - Clearly. 1384 01:01:43,467 --> 01:01:47,836 - Yes, are you guys by any chance headed to Vienna? 1385 01:01:47,838 --> 01:01:49,571 'Cause we would love a ride. 1386 01:01:49,573 --> 01:01:51,840 - And what will we get? 1387 01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,075 - That's the thing. 1388 01:01:53,077 --> 01:01:54,743 We don't really have anything to give, 1389 01:01:54,745 --> 01:01:56,745 except for, you know, receiving, 1390 01:01:56,747 --> 01:01:58,380 our charming company. - Shh! 1391 01:01:58,382 --> 01:01:59,815 Look, ladies. 1392 01:01:59,817 --> 01:02:01,016 We have nothing, okay? 1393 01:02:01,018 --> 01:02:02,384 The only thing that we can offer you, 1394 01:02:02,386 --> 01:02:03,819 is the opportunity of a lifetime, 1395 01:02:03,821 --> 01:02:06,188 to literally save our lives! 1396 01:02:06,190 --> 01:02:08,523 And when I get home, I'm gonna tell my mom and dad, 1397 01:02:08,525 --> 01:02:12,194 that we were saved by two beautiful Austrian ladies! 1398 01:02:12,196 --> 01:02:14,229 And they saved our lives this one time when Nick's uncle, 1399 01:02:14,231 --> 01:02:17,666 decided to royally fucked us for no reason! 1400 01:02:17,668 --> 01:02:19,634 And also, when I Googled Australia, 1401 01:02:19,636 --> 01:02:23,772 all I saw was pictures of beautiful blonde surfer babes, 1402 01:02:23,774 --> 01:02:25,741 and friendly kangaroos! 1403 01:02:25,743 --> 01:02:29,745 All I've seen here is green hills, cows, 1404 01:02:29,747 --> 01:02:32,781 weirdos in a sex party and Franz! 1405 01:02:32,783 --> 01:02:34,182 - Fuckin' Franz. 1406 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,955 - We're in Austria. - Whatever, dude. 1407 01:02:39,957 --> 01:02:41,189 - Enough, get in. 1408 01:02:41,191 --> 01:02:43,492 We'll figure out payment on the way to Vienna. 1409 01:02:43,494 --> 01:02:44,726 - My God, thank you! 1410 01:02:44,728 --> 01:02:47,429 - Thank you so much, guys, you're amazing! 1411 01:02:47,431 --> 01:02:48,363 - That's great! 1412 01:02:48,365 --> 01:02:49,498 Great, great! 1413 01:02:52,268 --> 01:02:54,069 Terrel saves the day. 1414 01:03:00,343 --> 01:03:03,078 - I take care of it, no problem, no problem. 1415 01:03:03,080 --> 01:03:06,248 - I'm gonna get comfortably get cozy up in here. 1416 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:07,716 What's your name? 1417 01:03:07,718 --> 01:03:08,617 - Hey! 1418 01:03:09,652 --> 01:03:11,386 Don't look at her like that! 1419 01:03:11,388 --> 01:03:13,221 I go 21 ton on your ass! 1420 01:03:13,223 --> 01:03:14,456 Okay? - Okay, alright! 1421 01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,458 - Okay! - Okay. 1422 01:03:16,460 --> 01:03:19,394 Did you see the mole on that motherfucker? 1423 01:03:19,396 --> 01:03:22,864 1424 01:03:25,001 --> 01:03:27,903 - You Americans smoke the hashish? 1425 01:03:31,107 --> 01:03:33,141 - I don't know, actually. 1426 01:03:33,143 --> 01:03:34,342 We smoke pot. 1427 01:03:34,344 --> 01:03:37,379 - Of course we smoke the hashish! 1428 01:03:37,381 --> 01:03:39,881 In America, we're ballers. 1429 01:03:39,883 --> 01:03:41,283 Alright? 1430 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:42,918 Is this hash gonna affect my asthma? 1431 01:03:42,920 --> 01:03:45,720 'Cause I don't know if we packed my asthma inhaler. 1432 01:03:45,722 --> 01:03:47,055 - Fat Matt Damon! 1433 01:03:47,057 --> 01:03:48,623 Smoke some, relax! 1434 01:03:55,731 --> 01:03:58,967 1435 01:04:27,029 --> 01:04:30,198 1436 01:04:36,839 --> 01:04:40,008 1437 01:04:48,584 --> 01:04:50,652 1438 01:05:02,698 --> 01:05:05,100 - You know what, guys? 1439 01:05:05,102 --> 01:05:07,135 I love you all. 1440 01:05:07,137 --> 01:05:09,971 - Wanna know somethin' about this RV? 1441 01:05:09,973 --> 01:05:10,839 Beautiful! 1442 01:05:12,208 --> 01:05:14,409 - For Americans, you're not that terrible. 1443 01:05:14,411 --> 01:05:15,844 You're not that bad. 1444 01:05:15,846 --> 01:05:18,313 Maybe I add you on Facebook, eh? 1445 01:05:18,315 --> 01:05:20,749 You wanna exchange numbers, we keep in touch, yes? 1446 01:05:20,751 --> 01:05:22,717 Yes? - He's got an idea here! 1447 01:05:22,719 --> 01:05:24,986 Exchange numbers, that's what we should do. 1448 01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,622 The first thing I do when I get a new phone. 1449 01:05:27,624 --> 01:05:29,691 Program that shit. 1450 01:05:29,693 --> 01:05:31,159 Put the numbers in there. 1451 01:05:31,161 --> 01:05:32,594 - You don't have phone? 1452 01:05:32,596 --> 01:05:33,728 - Well, we did. 1453 01:05:33,730 --> 01:05:35,997 Some old, ugly woman thing, 1454 01:05:37,500 --> 01:05:40,402 stole it from us at the airport when we landed. 1455 01:05:40,404 --> 01:05:42,070 Fuckin' suck balls. 1456 01:05:43,172 --> 01:05:45,507 1457 01:05:45,509 --> 01:05:46,841 - Yeah! 1458 01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:48,109 This is the fuck I'm talk... 1459 01:05:48,111 --> 01:05:49,344 Mozart? 1460 01:05:49,346 --> 01:05:51,279 I'm glad somebody else appreciates Mozart! 1461 01:05:51,281 --> 01:05:52,714 I try to tell these assholes 1462 01:05:52,716 --> 01:05:53,882 all the time how dope he is. 1463 01:05:53,884 --> 01:05:55,283 They always clown me. 1464 01:05:55,285 --> 01:05:56,217 Well, you know what? 1465 01:05:56,219 --> 01:05:58,320 I always say, that's my jam! 1466 01:05:58,322 --> 01:05:59,721 That's my thing! 1467 01:06:00,589 --> 01:06:02,023 - How weird is that? 1468 01:06:02,025 --> 01:06:05,460 It's like we're all meant to meet each other! 1469 01:06:06,362 --> 01:06:07,262 - You! 1470 01:06:08,864 --> 01:06:11,199 You're the moley mole lady! 1471 01:06:12,935 --> 01:06:15,003 - I think the hash has gone to your head, bro. 1472 01:06:15,005 --> 01:06:16,371 - No, no! 1473 01:06:16,373 --> 01:06:17,539 This is not the drugs! 1474 01:06:17,541 --> 01:06:18,907 This is not the drugs! 1475 01:06:18,909 --> 01:06:22,243 Terrel, that is your phone right now. 1476 01:06:22,245 --> 01:06:23,478 Look at the mole. 1477 01:06:23,480 --> 01:06:24,946 Look at the mole! 1478 01:06:26,415 --> 01:06:28,583 - Oh shit, you're right! 1479 01:06:28,585 --> 01:06:29,484 It's you! 1480 01:06:30,820 --> 01:06:34,756 - I demand our belongings back right now, okay? 1481 01:06:36,225 --> 01:06:37,859 - Sorry, Americans. 1482 01:06:37,861 --> 01:06:39,260 Finders keepers. 1483 01:06:40,429 --> 01:06:42,464 - You did not find that. 1484 01:06:42,466 --> 01:06:43,898 I found it. 1485 01:06:43,900 --> 01:06:46,167 At the Culver City Best Buy. 1486 01:06:46,169 --> 01:06:48,570 And I gave them my credit card information, 1487 01:06:48,572 --> 01:06:50,638 and they immediately turned it down, 1488 01:06:50,640 --> 01:06:53,808 and my mom bought me that phone. 1489 01:06:53,810 --> 01:06:56,945 And then you came along and stole it. 1490 01:06:59,248 --> 01:07:00,715 - All good? 1491 01:07:00,717 --> 01:07:05,487 - I am not leaving here without our phones and our wallets! 1492 01:07:05,489 --> 01:07:09,290 1493 01:07:15,564 --> 01:07:16,731 - Oh, look! 1494 01:07:16,733 --> 01:07:18,166 It's the fuzz! 1495 01:07:18,168 --> 01:07:19,100 - The what? 1496 01:07:19,102 --> 01:07:20,402 - Interpol, yo! 1497 01:07:22,104 --> 01:07:23,772 You guys are busted! 1498 01:07:23,774 --> 01:07:27,442 Nick, go to the po-po and say we caught some criminals, 1499 01:07:27,444 --> 01:07:29,811 red-handed! - Happy to. 1500 01:07:29,813 --> 01:07:30,712 Happy to. 1501 01:07:31,547 --> 01:07:33,481 - Well, you do that, 1502 01:07:33,483 --> 01:07:35,850 I will tell police you hash dealers, 1503 01:07:35,852 --> 01:07:38,186 you made me smoke. 1504 01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:40,688 "No, I told them I didn't want hash, 1505 01:07:40,690 --> 01:07:43,892 "but they force me to do it!" 1506 01:07:43,894 --> 01:07:45,427 - Fine. 1507 01:07:45,429 --> 01:07:48,963 You wanna play it like that, you conniving little bitch! 1508 01:07:48,965 --> 01:07:51,633 I'm going to the police right now. 1509 01:07:51,635 --> 01:07:52,467 - I'm sorry! 1510 01:07:52,469 --> 01:07:53,468 Please, please! 1511 01:07:53,470 --> 01:07:54,402 You can have the belongings back! 1512 01:07:54,404 --> 01:07:56,137 Your cellphones and everything! 1513 01:07:56,139 --> 01:07:59,207 Please take them, take them! 1514 01:07:59,209 --> 01:08:00,108 - We need all of them, 1515 01:08:00,110 --> 01:08:00,942 all of them now. - Please! 1516 01:08:00,944 --> 01:08:02,177 Take them, take them! 1517 01:08:02,179 --> 01:08:03,378 You, too! 1518 01:08:03,380 --> 01:08:04,479 Sorry! 1519 01:08:04,481 --> 01:08:05,880 - Where is the money? 1520 01:08:05,882 --> 01:08:07,382 - I spent it all! 1521 01:08:09,718 --> 01:08:11,152 - On what? 1522 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:15,223 - On mostly hashish and Snickers, you know, munchies! 1523 01:08:16,759 --> 01:08:19,427 - And gas to drive us to Vienna. 1524 01:08:19,429 --> 01:08:21,396 - Ungrateful Americans. 1525 01:08:26,268 --> 01:08:27,936 - What? - Oh my God! 1526 01:08:27,938 --> 01:08:30,538 - Are you seeing this right now? 1527 01:08:30,540 --> 01:08:32,574 - My God, check the ass on that chick! 1528 01:08:32,576 --> 01:08:35,477 - Wait a second, we've seen these girls before! 1529 01:08:35,479 --> 01:08:37,212 - Dude, you're right! 1530 01:08:37,214 --> 01:08:39,781 They're the ones who took our cab! 1531 01:08:39,783 --> 01:08:43,118 1532 01:08:49,024 --> 01:08:52,193 1533 01:08:59,835 --> 01:09:01,769 - Well, well, well. 1534 01:09:01,771 --> 01:09:05,140 Aren't these the girls that stole our cab at the airport? 1535 01:09:05,142 --> 01:09:07,275 1536 01:09:07,277 --> 01:09:08,176 - What? 1537 01:09:10,779 --> 01:09:13,548 - We could really use some help. 1538 01:09:13,550 --> 01:09:15,116 - You know what we could've used? 1539 01:09:15,118 --> 01:09:16,618 A cab yesterday. - Yeah! 1540 01:09:16,620 --> 01:09:18,386 - See, that's how kinda it all fuckin' works out! 1541 01:09:18,388 --> 01:09:19,420 The universe balances! 1542 01:09:19,422 --> 01:09:22,056 - Oh, of course, oh I'm sorry! 1543 01:09:22,058 --> 01:09:23,525 We were in a hurry. 1544 01:09:23,527 --> 01:09:24,359 - No, no, no. 1545 01:09:24,361 --> 01:09:25,527 This isn't happening. 1546 01:09:25,529 --> 01:09:27,061 We've got somewhereto be tonight. 1547 01:09:27,063 --> 01:09:29,497 We're going to the greatest party on the planet. 1548 01:09:29,499 --> 01:09:32,133 - It's gonna be so much fun! - Yeah, it's gonna be amazing! 1549 01:09:32,135 --> 01:09:33,034 - So? 1550 01:09:34,203 --> 01:09:37,038 - Oh yes, the cute American boys! 1551 01:09:38,340 --> 01:09:40,375 - You know what, it's okay! 1552 01:09:40,377 --> 01:09:41,676 It's totally cool! 1553 01:09:41,678 --> 01:09:43,077 You know what, drop it. 1554 01:09:43,079 --> 01:09:44,045 - Yeah. - The fact that, 1555 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:45,780 you guys apologized? 1556 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:47,148 Class acts. 1557 01:09:47,150 --> 01:09:49,450 You guys are a bunch of classy broads. 1558 01:09:49,452 --> 01:09:50,985 I like that. 1559 01:09:50,987 --> 01:09:52,086 - So, listen. 1560 01:09:52,088 --> 01:09:54,422 Our car isn't working. 1561 01:09:54,424 --> 01:09:57,559 Do you think you can give us a ride to the next town? 1562 01:09:57,561 --> 01:09:58,459 Or, 1563 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,896 if any of you can fix cars, 1564 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:05,767 I'll give you 100 euros. 1565 01:10:05,769 --> 01:10:07,235 - 100 euros! 1566 01:10:07,237 --> 01:10:09,504 Now you're speakin' my language! 1567 01:10:09,506 --> 01:10:10,772 Okay, guys. 1568 01:10:10,774 --> 01:10:12,574 Either you wait or you stick your thumbs out, 1569 01:10:12,576 --> 01:10:14,509 if you want to go to Vienna! 1570 01:10:14,511 --> 01:10:16,177 - Well, how long will it take? 1571 01:10:16,179 --> 01:10:20,915 - Engine not broken, no gas, one hour maximum, I fix! 1572 01:10:20,917 --> 01:10:23,418 - Why don't you girls wait at the RV? 1573 01:10:23,420 --> 01:10:25,587 - Oh, good, thanks! 1574 01:10:25,589 --> 01:10:28,823 - Anyone want to play truth or dare? 1575 01:10:28,825 --> 01:10:31,559 - We're stayin'! - We're stayin'! 1576 01:10:32,661 --> 01:10:33,895 - I'm going with her. - Sisters! 1577 01:10:33,897 --> 01:10:35,563 Luna, Martha, come on, fix the car! 1578 01:10:35,565 --> 01:10:36,464 Come here! 1579 01:10:41,503 --> 01:10:45,206 - So, are we seriously playing truth or dare? 1580 01:10:45,208 --> 01:10:48,009 - Yeah, definitely. - Yes, I'm down, I'm down! 1581 01:10:48,011 --> 01:10:48,943 - Why not? 1582 01:10:48,945 --> 01:10:50,378 We have nothing else to do. 1583 01:10:50,380 --> 01:10:53,114 - Alright well, who's gonna go first? 1584 01:10:53,116 --> 01:10:55,183 - Ladies first! 1585 01:10:55,185 --> 01:10:56,084 - I'll go! 1586 01:10:57,419 --> 01:10:59,053 What's your name? 1587 01:10:59,055 --> 01:11:00,488 - Terrel. 1588 01:11:00,490 --> 01:11:01,956 That's the game? 1589 01:11:01,958 --> 01:11:03,224 - No, Terrel. 1590 01:11:03,226 --> 01:11:05,960 I need to ask you truth ordare? 1591 01:11:07,896 --> 01:11:09,497 - Truth. 1592 01:11:09,499 --> 01:11:13,735 - Have you ever seen another man's penis? 1593 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:15,470 1594 01:11:15,472 --> 01:11:16,671 If so, 1595 01:11:16,673 --> 01:11:17,672 who? 1596 01:11:17,674 --> 01:11:19,207 - Well, I saw my man Nick's dick, 1597 01:11:19,209 --> 01:11:20,541 a couple of times on this trip. 1598 01:11:20,543 --> 01:11:22,076 - Yeah. 1599 01:11:22,078 --> 01:11:23,311 - It was out all day, what do you want me to do, man? 1600 01:11:23,313 --> 01:11:25,179 - Okay, here's the story, alright? 1601 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:27,849 We needed a ride, we needed some money, 1602 01:11:27,851 --> 01:11:29,317 so I, 1603 01:11:29,319 --> 01:11:30,285 stepped up, 1604 01:11:32,054 --> 01:11:34,289 and showed my penis to a strange man. 1605 01:11:34,291 --> 01:11:36,758 1606 01:11:36,760 --> 01:11:38,359 - Holy shit. 1607 01:11:38,361 --> 01:11:42,597 You must be nice, thick, if all these people want to see it! 1608 01:11:46,669 --> 01:11:49,237 - I mean, it's not irregular. 1609 01:11:49,239 --> 01:11:50,538 It's pretty normal. 1610 01:11:50,540 --> 01:11:51,539 - I mean, it does kinda go east 1611 01:11:51,541 --> 01:11:54,275 like you're trying to get a cab. 1612 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:57,078 - Why were you looking at it? 1613 01:11:57,080 --> 01:11:58,579 I don't understand why you were looking at it. 1614 01:11:58,581 --> 01:12:01,215 - I was bored, you know. - Yo, Terrel, Terrel. 1615 01:12:01,217 --> 01:12:02,383 Your turn? 1616 01:12:02,385 --> 01:12:04,619 Ask someone truth or dare. 1617 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:07,722 - Tiffany. - Tiffany! 1618 01:12:07,724 --> 01:12:08,623 - I pick dare. 1619 01:12:08,625 --> 01:12:09,957 - Oh! - Oh, dear! 1620 01:12:11,060 --> 01:12:14,262 - I dare you to kiss one of your girls. 1621 01:12:14,264 --> 01:12:16,264 Kiss two of your girls. 1622 01:12:16,266 --> 01:12:19,100 - Oh! - Nice! 1623 01:12:19,102 --> 01:12:21,135 - Come on! - Aww, boo! 1624 01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:23,538 - You said kiss! 1625 01:12:23,540 --> 01:12:25,540 I did it. - Yeah, fine. 1626 01:12:26,308 --> 01:12:27,208 - Nick. 1627 01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:29,811 Truth, 1628 01:12:29,813 --> 01:12:30,712 or dare? 1629 01:12:32,915 --> 01:12:33,981 - Dare. 1630 01:12:33,983 --> 01:12:35,316 I guess. 1631 01:12:35,318 --> 01:12:39,153 - I dare you to take me into the bedroom, 1632 01:12:39,155 --> 01:12:43,257 and show me this thing that everyone keeps talking about 1633 01:12:43,259 --> 01:12:44,826 to make money for. 1634 01:12:46,462 --> 01:12:48,930 - Right now? - Right now! 1635 01:12:48,932 --> 01:12:50,098 - Right now! 1636 01:12:50,100 --> 01:12:52,200 - Carlos, you wanna takemy turn? 1637 01:12:52,202 --> 01:12:54,302 - I got it, bro. - Let's go. 1638 01:12:54,304 --> 01:12:56,571 - Will she take my turn? 1639 01:12:56,573 --> 01:12:59,807 1640 01:12:59,809 --> 01:13:02,243 - Sexy American boy. 1641 01:13:02,245 --> 01:13:05,046 I can teach you so many things! 1642 01:13:05,048 --> 01:13:06,447 Ooh, you're hot! 1643 01:13:08,050 --> 01:13:10,218 - So, are we doing this or what? 1644 01:13:10,220 --> 01:13:11,185 - Yes! 1645 01:13:11,187 --> 01:13:12,420 - Yeah? - Let's see it. 1646 01:13:12,422 --> 01:13:15,757 - I mean, it's cold, we're in Austria. 1647 01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:16,657 - Ooh, 1648 01:13:17,926 --> 01:13:20,595 it's pointing right at me. 1649 01:13:20,597 --> 01:13:23,064 I think I need a closer look! 1650 01:13:25,934 --> 01:13:30,171 1651 01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:32,740 - Wait, no teeth. 1652 01:13:40,182 --> 01:13:41,315 - Happy? 1653 01:13:41,317 --> 01:13:42,683 - Yeah! - Yeah. 1654 01:13:42,685 --> 01:13:44,152 - I'm straight. - I'm definitely straight. 1655 01:13:44,154 --> 01:13:45,486 - You good, Carlos? - Mm-hm. 1656 01:13:45,488 --> 01:13:46,387 - Good. 1657 01:13:47,556 --> 01:13:49,023 - Okay, Victoria. 1658 01:13:50,559 --> 01:13:51,793 Truth or dare? 1659 01:13:53,128 --> 01:13:54,362 - Dare. 1660 01:13:54,364 --> 01:13:56,898 1661 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:58,366 - Show your tits. 1662 01:13:58,368 --> 01:13:59,200 - Okay. 1663 01:13:59,202 --> 01:14:00,768 Zoey, can you help me? 1664 01:14:04,106 --> 01:14:05,239 - Oh, my God. 1665 01:14:09,344 --> 01:14:12,513 - These are the best days of my life. 1666 01:14:13,849 --> 01:14:16,317 - Okay, Terrel, dare or dare? 1667 01:14:18,654 --> 01:14:20,988 - The first one. 1668 01:14:20,990 --> 01:14:23,224 - I dare you to kiss Zoey. 1669 01:14:29,698 --> 01:14:32,033 Carlos, you wanna make out? 1670 01:14:35,137 --> 01:14:36,304 - Oh, my God! 1671 01:14:40,909 --> 01:14:42,210 I gotta go pee. 1672 01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:45,246 Fuck! 1673 01:14:46,482 --> 01:14:47,815 I gotta go pee. 1674 01:14:49,318 --> 01:14:50,218 Sorry! 1675 01:14:51,920 --> 01:14:54,755 1676 01:15:02,631 --> 01:15:04,699 1677 01:15:07,202 --> 01:15:09,804 1678 01:15:09,806 --> 01:15:13,274 1679 01:15:34,663 --> 01:15:36,864 I feel like we're being watched. 1680 01:15:36,866 --> 01:15:38,299 - It's okay, my love. 1681 01:15:38,301 --> 01:15:41,102 I like being watched when we're doing it. 1682 01:15:41,104 --> 01:15:44,038 - Are you serious? 1683 01:15:44,040 --> 01:15:45,940 - Yes! 1684 01:15:46,975 --> 01:15:50,144 - Okay, whatever turns you on! 1685 01:15:54,650 --> 01:15:57,118 - Yes! 1686 01:15:57,120 --> 01:15:59,787 1687 01:16:07,596 --> 01:16:11,832 1688 01:16:17,706 --> 01:16:19,540 - You sleep with my daughter! 1689 01:16:19,542 --> 01:16:21,309 Now you marry her! 1690 01:16:21,311 --> 01:16:24,412 ("Wedding March") - Are you guys kidding me? 1691 01:16:24,414 --> 01:16:25,413 - Hurry up! 1692 01:16:26,481 --> 01:16:29,417 - As long as no one objects to this wedding, 1693 01:16:29,419 --> 01:16:31,552 I can marry you! 1694 01:16:31,554 --> 01:16:32,954 - I object! 1695 01:16:32,956 --> 01:16:34,221 1696 01:16:34,223 --> 01:16:36,257 Okay, okay, okay, cool, okay, cool! 1697 01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:38,192 - Or, Father, can't you speed things up a bit? 1698 01:16:38,194 --> 01:16:41,662 I want to get started on my honeymoon with my new husband! 1699 01:16:41,664 --> 01:16:42,763 - What? 1700 01:16:42,765 --> 01:16:43,864 Are you for real? - Okay. 1701 01:16:43,866 --> 01:16:45,399 So. 1702 01:16:45,401 --> 01:16:47,935 Do you want to take this man, 1703 01:16:47,937 --> 01:16:50,504 to be your lawfully wedded husband? 1704 01:16:50,506 --> 01:16:54,075 - I do! - Really? 1705 01:16:54,077 --> 01:16:56,978 - And do you want to take this woman, 1706 01:16:56,980 --> 01:16:59,880 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1707 01:16:59,882 --> 01:17:02,850 - I'm sorry, can you repeat the question, please? 1708 01:17:02,852 --> 01:17:05,953 - Do you want to take this woman, 1709 01:17:05,955 --> 01:17:08,689 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 1710 01:17:12,060 --> 01:17:15,196 - Oh, I do, okay, okay, yeah, yeah. 1711 01:17:15,198 --> 01:17:16,897 - Wonderful. 1712 01:17:16,899 --> 01:17:20,835 So before I pronounce you man and wife, 1713 01:17:20,837 --> 01:17:22,570 is there anyone here who objects, 1714 01:17:22,572 --> 01:17:25,006 to these two getting married? 1715 01:17:25,008 --> 01:17:25,906 - Wait! 1716 01:17:28,543 --> 01:17:29,443 I object! 1717 01:17:30,479 --> 01:17:31,712 - Who are you? 1718 01:17:32,547 --> 01:17:33,547 - Who am I? 1719 01:17:35,317 --> 01:17:37,685 I'm his lover! - What? 1720 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:41,522 1721 01:17:41,524 --> 01:17:44,925 - You can't be his lover, you both are men! 1722 01:17:44,927 --> 01:17:46,961 - This is 2016, 1723 01:17:46,963 --> 01:17:47,862 you bigot! 1724 01:17:49,631 --> 01:17:52,266 There is nothing wrong with this, okay? 1725 01:17:52,268 --> 01:17:54,001 It is beautiful. - Yeah. 1726 01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:58,205 - You are beautiful! - Dude, what are you doing? 1727 01:17:58,207 --> 01:18:00,041 - In nomine Patris... 1728 01:18:02,277 --> 01:18:05,813 1729 01:18:05,815 --> 01:18:08,115 - Now, if you'll excuse us. 1730 01:18:08,117 --> 01:18:09,283 - Why did you put, 1731 01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:09,950 your hand on my ass? - Why the hell, 1732 01:18:09,952 --> 01:18:11,752 did you kiss me? 1733 01:18:11,754 --> 01:18:12,920 - Oh! - Whoa! 1734 01:18:13,922 --> 01:18:15,423 - No, Father, no! 1735 01:18:16,291 --> 01:18:18,092 - Ugly chicken! - Ugly chicken! 1736 01:18:18,094 --> 01:18:19,593 1737 01:18:19,595 --> 01:18:21,729 - He didn't ask me to come. 1738 01:18:21,731 --> 01:18:23,831 I was the fastest dude in my high school. 1739 01:18:23,833 --> 01:18:25,066 They too much! 1740 01:18:26,435 --> 01:18:29,303 - Start the RV! 1741 01:18:29,305 --> 01:18:31,872 - Start the RV! - Start the RV! 1742 01:18:35,844 --> 01:18:37,445 - Guys, guys, guys! - Dude, just go! 1743 01:18:37,447 --> 01:18:38,345 Go, go, go, go! 1744 01:18:38,347 --> 01:18:39,447 You gotta drive, man! 1745 01:18:39,449 --> 01:18:40,915 You don't wanna know! 1746 01:18:40,917 --> 01:18:42,383 There's a shotgun wedding! - And then Nick out of nowhere, 1747 01:18:42,385 --> 01:18:44,452 kissed me and used his tongue! 1748 01:18:44,454 --> 01:18:45,553 - I don't wanna talk about it! 1749 01:18:45,555 --> 01:18:46,987 - It was horrible! 1750 01:18:46,989 --> 01:18:49,390 - Dude, where are the girls? 1751 01:18:53,061 --> 01:18:56,697 1752 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:05,573 Well, Sandro, 1753 01:19:06,942 --> 01:19:08,542 I can't say it was nice to meet ya, 1754 01:19:08,544 --> 01:19:10,044 'cause that would be a lie, 1755 01:19:10,046 --> 01:19:13,647 but last night was pretty interesting! 1756 01:19:13,649 --> 01:19:14,715 - Okay, guys. 1757 01:19:14,717 --> 01:19:16,250 If you ever need me, 1758 01:19:16,252 --> 01:19:18,052 you show this coin to any gypsie, 1759 01:19:18,054 --> 01:19:20,287 and they will bring you to me, Sandro. 1760 01:19:20,289 --> 01:19:21,756 - Really, that true? 1761 01:19:21,758 --> 01:19:22,957 - No, no. 1762 01:19:22,959 --> 01:19:23,891 It's just, I saw it Game of Thrones. 1763 01:19:23,893 --> 01:19:25,459 I can take that back. 1764 01:19:25,461 --> 01:19:26,794 Thank you. 1765 01:19:26,796 --> 01:19:29,597 By the way, you guys have MySpace? 1766 01:19:29,599 --> 01:19:30,998 - No! - No. 1767 01:19:31,000 --> 01:19:32,399 - Oh, okay, whatever, whatever! 1768 01:19:32,401 --> 01:19:33,667 Take care, guys. 1769 01:19:33,669 --> 01:19:35,936 Hey, Kobe Bryant, I love your music! 1770 01:19:35,938 --> 01:19:37,204 - I'm getting sick of this. 1771 01:19:37,206 --> 01:19:38,506 I'm getting sick of it! 1772 01:19:38,508 --> 01:19:42,209 Oh, yo, yo. 1773 01:19:42,211 --> 01:19:44,211 Hey, man, we're here! 1774 01:19:44,213 --> 01:19:46,547 - Hi, guys, where is here? 1775 01:19:46,549 --> 01:19:49,049 And where'd you get your phone? 1776 01:19:49,051 --> 01:19:51,986 - Here is the Hotel Vienna and, 1777 01:19:51,988 --> 01:19:54,889 the phone is a long story, I'll get into it later. 1778 01:19:54,891 --> 01:19:57,057 - Hah, can't wait to hear it. 1779 01:19:57,059 --> 01:19:59,059 So I'll see you tonight at the club? 1780 01:19:59,061 --> 01:20:01,629 In the meantime, I made dinner reservations, 1781 01:20:01,631 --> 01:20:04,498 for the three of you at the hotel steakhouse. 1782 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:07,668 Already put down 500 bucks so eat like kings, okay? 1783 01:20:07,670 --> 01:20:09,970 - Oh, that is awesome, Uncle Nick! 1784 01:20:09,972 --> 01:20:11,939 - Yo, you fuckin' rock, dude! 1785 01:20:11,941 --> 01:20:14,241 - Hey, yo, when you come to LA, the burger's on me! 1786 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:17,478 - I'm gonna hold you to that! 1787 01:20:17,480 --> 01:20:19,013 There's more, boys! 1788 01:20:19,015 --> 01:20:21,048 I have presents waiting in your hotel rooms, 1789 01:20:21,050 --> 01:20:22,883 and a limo will be at the hotel entrance, 1790 01:20:22,885 --> 01:20:25,820 at 10 p.m. sharp to pick you up. 1791 01:20:25,822 --> 01:20:27,755 This is my big day. 1792 01:20:27,757 --> 01:20:29,557 Don't forget my ring. 1793 01:20:30,759 --> 01:20:32,426 - I won't, Uncle Nick. 1794 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:33,894 We're so excited! 1795 01:20:34,896 --> 01:20:36,363 - One more time. 1796 01:20:36,365 --> 01:20:40,534 Do not forget my ring. 1797 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:41,802 - Okay. - Okay, got it. 1798 01:20:41,804 --> 01:20:43,037 - Don't forget the ring. - Don't forget the ring. 1799 01:20:43,039 --> 01:20:44,305 - You got the ring? - Yeah, I got the ring. 1800 01:20:44,307 --> 01:20:45,573 - Okay, don't forget it. 1801 01:20:45,575 --> 01:20:46,874 Okay, let's go. 1802 01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:51,378 1803 01:20:51,380 --> 01:20:53,948 - Are you ready for me, Daddy? 1804 01:20:57,686 --> 01:21:00,921 I've been ready for you my whole life! 1805 01:21:08,897 --> 01:21:12,566 1806 01:21:56,845 --> 01:21:59,914 1807 01:22:40,021 --> 01:22:42,656 1808 01:22:44,926 --> 01:22:47,995 1809 01:22:51,800 --> 01:22:53,701 1810 01:22:53,703 --> 01:22:54,735 - Excuse me... 1811 01:22:54,737 --> 01:22:55,703 Sir? 1812 01:22:55,705 --> 01:22:57,771 This limo's for us? 1813 01:22:57,773 --> 01:23:00,040 I think this limo's for us. 1814 01:23:00,042 --> 01:23:01,675 Sir, please? 1815 01:23:01,677 --> 01:23:04,745 (heavy metal music) 1816 01:23:09,284 --> 01:23:10,184 - Ladies! 1817 01:23:15,390 --> 01:23:18,625 1818 01:23:38,680 --> 01:23:39,580 Dude! 1819 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,690 - Hi, I'm looking for my Uncle Nick? 1820 01:23:49,692 --> 01:23:52,793 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mr. White, man! 1821 01:23:52,795 --> 01:23:54,528 You uncle knows that your limo's just arrived. 1822 01:23:54,530 --> 01:23:56,830 He said you should come into the lobby and wait. 1823 01:23:56,832 --> 01:23:58,298 Have a drink, relax. 1824 01:23:58,300 --> 01:24:00,567 Gonna be there in a couple of minutes, alright? 1825 01:24:00,569 --> 01:24:01,635 - You the man! 1826 01:24:01,637 --> 01:24:02,536 I like this guy! 1827 01:24:02,538 --> 01:24:03,537 - Go, mate! 1828 01:24:05,040 --> 01:24:06,373 Way to go, mate. 1829 01:24:06,375 --> 01:24:07,274 Go on now. 1830 01:24:09,844 --> 01:24:12,746 1831 01:24:12,748 --> 01:24:14,648 - Ohoho, yeah! - Whoa! 1832 01:24:17,052 --> 01:24:18,285 - That's what I'm talkin' about. 1833 01:24:18,287 --> 01:24:20,487 - Good evening, you gentlemens! 1834 01:24:20,489 --> 01:24:22,623 Your uncle will be down very soon. 1835 01:24:22,625 --> 01:24:24,825 In the meantime, do you guys wanna drink anything? 1836 01:24:24,827 --> 01:24:26,360 - Can you tell me where the bathroom is? 1837 01:24:26,362 --> 01:24:27,461 I don't know about these guys but, 1838 01:24:27,463 --> 01:24:28,729 I really gotta pee! 1839 01:24:28,731 --> 01:24:29,897 - Yeah, me too, the champagne goes right, 1840 01:24:29,899 --> 01:24:31,398 through the groin! 1841 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:33,801 - Yes, and when you guys back, I will real service! 1842 01:24:33,803 --> 01:24:36,203 - Alright. - Thank you! 1843 01:24:36,205 --> 01:24:38,439 - Follow me, gentlemen. 1844 01:24:38,441 --> 01:24:39,807 - Yes we are. 1845 01:24:39,809 --> 01:24:42,709 - I'll follow her. - I can do that. 1846 01:24:47,849 --> 01:24:49,917 - Oh, dude, I gotta pee. 1847 01:24:51,686 --> 01:24:53,854 - Listen, I can't wait to see my uncle, man! 1848 01:24:53,856 --> 01:24:55,089 It's been years! 1849 01:24:55,091 --> 01:24:56,023 - I can't wait to see all these women, 1850 01:24:56,025 --> 01:24:57,157 and all this bottle service! 1851 01:24:57,159 --> 01:24:58,425 - Oh, me neither, bro! 1852 01:24:58,427 --> 01:24:59,326 - Really? 1853 01:24:59,328 --> 01:25:00,461 - Sorry, dude. 1854 01:25:00,463 --> 01:25:01,361 Sorry. 1855 01:25:03,431 --> 01:25:06,366 - Well, well, well. 1856 01:25:06,368 --> 01:25:08,168 - Oh, great! - Hey! 1857 01:25:08,170 --> 01:25:09,069 Mr. Chase! 1858 01:25:09,871 --> 01:25:11,839 So cool scene, you here? 1859 01:25:11,841 --> 01:25:13,140 - Is it? 1860 01:25:13,142 --> 01:25:14,808 I thought when you boys left Salzburg, 1861 01:25:14,810 --> 01:25:18,579 you boys thought you can rip me off and never see me again. 1862 01:25:18,581 --> 01:25:20,714 - We weren't trying to rip you off, man! 1863 01:25:20,716 --> 01:25:23,317 We saw these two following us the whole time. 1864 01:25:23,319 --> 01:25:25,419 They're not exactly hard to spot. 1865 01:25:25,421 --> 01:25:27,054 - Well, that's true, 1866 01:25:27,056 --> 01:25:28,922 but I just don't trust you boys. 1867 01:25:28,924 --> 01:25:30,858 - Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Okay, alright. 1868 01:25:30,860 --> 01:25:32,693 - Hey, hey, hey, take it easy, take it easy, 1869 01:25:32,695 --> 01:25:33,827 take it easy. 1870 01:25:36,764 --> 01:25:39,166 - Dude, we're gonna pay you back. 1871 01:25:39,168 --> 01:25:40,234 - Maybe. 1872 01:25:40,236 --> 01:25:42,536 But I have a bad feeling. 1873 01:25:42,538 --> 01:25:46,640 I got a bad feeling somebody should die. 1874 01:25:46,642 --> 01:25:50,110 1875 01:25:50,112 --> 01:25:52,312 Mr. White, these are the boys who were going, 1876 01:25:52,314 --> 01:25:54,014 to steal 10,000 euros from you. 1877 01:25:54,016 --> 01:25:57,885 -How come my nephew can only get, 1878 01:25:57,887 --> 01:26:01,388 to my fortune and businesses rip me off? 1879 01:26:01,390 --> 01:26:03,490 - Oh, I didn't know... - Listen, Melvin. 1880 01:26:03,492 --> 01:26:05,759 Why don't you and your boys get a drink? 1881 01:26:05,761 --> 01:26:07,861 Your only job right now is to keep these boys safe. 1882 01:26:07,863 --> 01:26:10,264 You are now their private bodyguard, you got me? 1883 01:26:10,266 --> 01:26:13,767 - Yes, Mr. White, thank you, sir, thank you. 1884 01:26:13,769 --> 01:26:14,668 Let's go. 1885 01:26:24,546 --> 01:26:28,782 1886 01:26:35,223 --> 01:26:39,726 ("The Godfather Theme") - I meant what I said. 1887 01:26:39,728 --> 01:26:43,330 You are the only person I have to leave all this to. 1888 01:26:43,332 --> 01:26:44,798 And I miss you. 1889 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:47,401 And even though I'm surrounded by people, 1890 01:26:47,403 --> 01:26:51,471 I am very lonely sometimes and I miss my family. 1891 01:26:52,674 --> 01:26:53,574 - Me, too! 1892 01:26:55,276 --> 01:26:57,144 What's this for? 1893 01:26:57,146 --> 01:26:59,613 - Nightclub Incorporated had said the owner, 1894 01:26:59,615 --> 01:27:01,215 must wear this ring. 1895 01:27:01,217 --> 01:27:04,051 Ring finger to the party. 1896 01:27:04,053 --> 01:27:06,720 He just never said which owner. 1897 01:27:07,555 --> 01:27:09,389 - Are you kidding me? 1898 01:27:10,491 --> 01:27:12,559 - You're the son I always wanted. 1899 01:27:12,561 --> 01:27:14,561 - Oh, how adorable! 1900 01:27:14,563 --> 01:27:15,762 I'm gonna cry. 1901 01:27:15,764 --> 01:27:17,965 Don't, your mascara will run. 1902 01:27:17,967 --> 01:27:19,266 - So wait. 1903 01:27:19,268 --> 01:27:21,335 Nick owns this nightclub? 1904 01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,437 - He owns half of it. 1905 01:27:23,439 --> 01:27:24,972 - So wait a second. 1906 01:27:24,974 --> 01:27:26,273 So, 1907 01:27:26,275 --> 01:27:30,010 I have the ability to hire and fire people? 1908 01:27:30,012 --> 01:27:32,379 - Okay. 1909 01:27:32,381 --> 01:27:33,280 - Okay. 1910 01:27:34,649 --> 01:27:35,549 Terrel. 1911 01:27:37,018 --> 01:27:38,952 I feel I've low self esteem. 1912 01:27:38,954 --> 01:27:40,787 I've been a neurotic, 1913 01:27:41,823 --> 01:27:44,258 scared mess most of my life, 1914 01:27:44,260 --> 01:27:46,560 but your relentless positivity, 1915 01:27:46,562 --> 01:27:48,762 has pushed me to do things, 1916 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:51,265 that I never thought I could do. 1917 01:27:51,267 --> 01:27:54,835 So I'm going to hire you to teach my staff. 1918 01:27:56,137 --> 01:27:58,772 how to be positive and kind. 1919 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:01,008 - Oh, man, you know I'm down. 1920 01:28:01,010 --> 01:28:02,943 How much does it pay? 1921 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:03,844 - A lot. 1922 01:28:05,446 --> 01:28:06,346 - Carlos. 1923 01:28:07,849 --> 01:28:09,483 You're a mean, 1924 01:28:09,485 --> 01:28:10,550 belligerent, 1925 01:28:12,353 --> 01:28:14,421 tiny little human being. 1926 01:28:16,157 --> 01:28:19,426 You're gonna be my new head of security. 1927 01:28:19,428 --> 01:28:20,494 - Amen, bro. 1928 01:28:21,629 --> 01:28:23,697 - That position pays a lot, too. 1929 01:28:23,699 --> 01:28:25,666 - Plus, you guys, you have free drinks, 1930 01:28:25,668 --> 01:28:28,502 you need to party all night long every single night. 1931 01:28:28,504 --> 01:28:30,637 - Get the hell outta here! 1932 01:28:30,639 --> 01:28:32,072 - Actually let's all get the hell outta here! 1933 01:28:32,074 --> 01:28:33,807 What are we doing in the dark, 1934 01:28:33,809 --> 01:28:35,475 when we could be standing, 1935 01:28:35,477 --> 01:28:39,212 in the best nightclub in the world, huh? 1936 01:28:39,214 --> 01:28:40,714 - Let's party! 1937 01:28:40,716 --> 01:28:42,182 - Like bosses! 1938 01:28:42,184 --> 01:28:43,850 - Yeah! 1939 01:28:43,852 --> 01:28:47,087 1940 01:29:09,344 --> 01:29:11,778 - So I'm havin' lunch with Schwarzenegger, right. 1941 01:29:11,780 --> 01:29:12,846 - What? - Yeah! 1942 01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,681 - Arnold? - Arnold, man! 1943 01:29:14,683 --> 01:29:16,316 - I love Mr. Universe. 1944 01:29:16,318 --> 01:29:18,585 - You know what, Arnold can go eat a dick. 1945 01:29:18,587 --> 01:29:19,586 Am I right? 1946 01:29:20,455 --> 01:29:24,257 1947 01:29:25,059 --> 01:29:26,626 - Cuba Gooding Jr! 1948 01:29:27,729 --> 01:29:32,332 1949 01:29:32,334 --> 01:29:34,134 - So, I really like your boobs. 1950 01:29:34,136 --> 01:29:36,503 You know, when you got them out the other day in the RV? 1951 01:29:36,505 --> 01:29:38,505 We were really close to makin' out, 1952 01:29:38,507 --> 01:29:41,074 and I had to run away 'cause I had to pee. 1953 01:29:41,076 --> 01:29:42,642 But I don't have to pee right now, 1954 01:29:42,644 --> 01:29:43,977 so I thought maybe we could, 1955 01:29:43,979 --> 01:29:45,846 I don't know, we could make out if you want. 1956 01:29:45,848 --> 01:29:47,581 - I don't know what you're saying but it sounds sexy. 1957 01:29:47,583 --> 01:29:49,516 You guys cousins or something? 1958 01:29:49,518 --> 01:29:51,017 - Yes, we are cousins. 1959 01:29:51,019 --> 01:29:53,987 - And we share everything together! 1960 01:29:56,090 --> 01:29:58,992 - I'm gonna getthe check, please! 1961 01:30:02,163 --> 01:30:04,498 - You look like Ron Jeremy. 1962 01:30:04,500 --> 01:30:06,066 - Really? 1963 01:30:06,068 --> 01:30:07,334 He is like an uncle to me, 1964 01:30:07,336 --> 01:30:10,637 and I did teach him everything he knows! 1965 01:30:10,639 --> 01:30:12,472 I can show you some moves if you like! 1966 01:30:12,474 --> 01:30:13,373 - Really? 1967 01:30:14,275 --> 01:30:15,542 - Yeah? 1968 01:30:15,544 --> 01:30:16,376 - Okay! 1969 01:30:17,311 --> 01:30:20,547 1970 01:30:45,206 --> 01:30:46,039 1971 01:30:46,041 --> 01:30:48,909 1972 01:30:48,911 --> 01:30:50,577 1973 01:30:50,579 --> 01:30:52,846 1974 01:30:52,848 --> 01:30:56,817 1975 01:30:56,819 --> 01:31:00,454 1976 01:31:00,456 --> 01:31:02,355 1977 01:31:02,357 --> 01:31:05,025 1978 01:31:05,027 --> 01:31:09,062 1979 01:31:09,064 --> 01:31:10,964 You're boring! 1980 01:31:13,401 --> 01:31:16,503 Dino, I love you. 1981 01:31:16,505 --> 01:31:17,170 1982 01:31:17,172 --> 01:31:20,340 Why you always hit me? 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