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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:06,259 --> 00:02:10,161 "On silky black nights come to me in my dreamy rendezvous." 2 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:14,063 "Come into my arms, oh dear." - "Oh dear!" 3 00:02:14,167 --> 00:02:18,035 "Quietly listen to the pleas of my heartbeats..." 4 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:21,699 "Rest in my arms, oh dear. - Oh dear!" 5 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:24,368 "What do the words have to convey any longer..." 6 00:02:24,444 --> 00:02:29,006 "...when your eyes narrate a hundred stories every moment?" 7 00:02:31,118 --> 00:02:33,484 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 8 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:36,818 "...tempts my youthful desires." 9 00:02:39,192 --> 00:02:41,353 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 10 00:02:41,461 --> 00:02:45,158 "...tempts my youthful desires." 11 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:04,214 "I shall make your nights colourful." 12 00:03:08,422 --> 00:03:12,256 "I shall hold you in my embrace." 13 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:19,993 "Let your hints be. Don't let me speak." 14 00:03:20,133 --> 00:03:24,001 "Lest our youth is spent talking." 15 00:03:26,039 --> 00:03:28,473 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 16 00:03:28,542 --> 00:03:31,875 "...tempts my youthful desires." 17 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:36,280 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 18 00:03:36,383 --> 00:03:40,319 "...tempts my youthful desires." 19 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:22,789 "Your killer gaze..." 20 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:30,403 "Stops me on my path..." 21 00:04:34,374 --> 00:04:36,535 "Don't look at me like this." 22 00:04:36,610 --> 00:04:38,510 "No, don't eye me." 23 00:04:38,578 --> 00:04:42,878 "Your eyes narrate 100 stories every moment." 24 00:04:44,951 --> 00:04:47,078 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 25 00:04:47,154 --> 00:04:50,590 "...tempts my youthful desires." 26 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,988 "The fragrance that lingers through the air..." 27 00:04:54,995 --> 00:04:58,863 "...tempts my youthful desires." 28 00:04:59,099 --> 00:05:03,058 "On silky black nights come to me in my dreamy rendezvous." 29 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:07,004 "Come into my arms, oh dear. - Oh dear!" 30 00:05:07,073 --> 00:05:11,009 "Quietly listen to the pleas of my heartbeats..." 31 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:14,606 "Rest in my arms, oh dear." - "Oh dear!" 32 00:05:14,714 --> 00:05:17,308 "What do the words have to convey any longer..." 33 00:05:17,417 --> 00:05:22,081 "...when your eyes narrate 100 stories every moment?" 34 00:06:16,776 --> 00:06:18,209 Hello? - Sam! 35 00:06:18,678 --> 00:06:20,543 Where are you?! - Mom! 36 00:06:20,680 --> 00:06:23,274 Mom my foot! I've been calling up the motel for a while. 37 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,613 They said that you didn't return since last night. 38 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:26,947 Chill, Mom! 39 00:06:26,953 --> 00:06:30,650 You have stopped obeying me ever since your dad passed away. 40 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:33,954 Mom, I was just two years old when dad passed away. 41 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,325 Shut up! Tell me where you are. 42 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:37,790 I'm at my friend's place. 43 00:06:37,864 --> 00:06:39,491 Had you looked for a house of your own... 44 00:06:39,599 --> 00:06:42,067 ...you wouldn't have had to live at a friend's place like this. 45 00:06:42,402 --> 00:06:44,029 Who's this friend? 46 00:06:47,974 --> 00:06:49,271 A close friend, mom. 47 00:06:49,943 --> 00:06:52,241 It's your first day at work today. 48 00:06:52,345 --> 00:06:54,677 Instead of fooling around with your friends... 49 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,410 ...you should've been praying all night. 50 00:06:57,484 --> 00:06:59,611 That's what I was doing all night, mom. 51 00:06:59,719 --> 00:07:02,085 Okay. Okay. Don't forget to call me tonight 52 00:07:02,322 --> 00:07:04,381 Okay, mom. - Okay then, bye. 53 00:08:22,535 --> 00:08:24,059 Hey! Sam. 54 00:08:24,371 --> 00:08:26,066 Hi, I'm Kunal. 55 00:08:26,306 --> 00:08:27,364 I know. 56 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:28,804 How do you know? 57 00:08:34,447 --> 00:08:40,249 Oh Kunal! Oh Kunal! 58 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:44,120 Oh... Kunal! 59 00:08:44,657 --> 00:08:47,319 Before this, I hadn't heard anybody's name so many times in one night. 60 00:08:48,294 --> 00:08:49,818 I feel like I already know you. 61 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:51,857 Thanks. 62 00:08:55,168 --> 00:08:57,329 I have to go. First day on the job. 63 00:08:58,338 --> 00:08:59,669 Wish you all the best! 64 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,533 See you around. 65 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:02,868 See you. 66 00:09:08,515 --> 00:09:11,075 So you're actually a nurse? 67 00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:17,047 And you studied five years to become one... a nurse? 68 00:09:18,224 --> 00:09:19,486 But why?! 69 00:09:19,592 --> 00:09:22,959 I mean, you could've studied the same and become a doctor. 70 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,620 Why a nurse? 71 00:09:25,965 --> 00:09:30,368 Nurse, I'm ready for my sponge bath. 72 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:00,490 Hi, good looking! 73 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,658 There's a bad news. 74 00:10:01,734 --> 00:10:03,998 What? I have to come over to your place again... 75 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:05,334 ...tonight for a creative meeting, right? 76 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:06,497 Very funny! 77 00:10:06,573 --> 00:10:10,202 I hope your sense of humour helps you to find a new house. 78 00:10:10,276 --> 00:10:11,504 Find a house? 79 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:13,338 Oh! No. No. 80 00:10:13,413 --> 00:10:14,675 Oh yes! Yes. 81 00:10:14,747 --> 00:10:19,207 I've found a new tenant and he's even paying me cash. 82 00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:35,032 Taxi! Taxi, taxi. Come on, man! 83 00:10:35,535 --> 00:10:36,797 Taxi! 84 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,030 Taxi! 85 00:10:41,040 --> 00:10:42,200 Taxi! 86 00:10:49,215 --> 00:10:50,273 Kunal? 87 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:52,408 Sam, right? - Right. Right. 88 00:10:52,552 --> 00:10:55,043 Look, dude I'm really sorry, but I'm in a hurry. 89 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:56,653 Why don't you get another cab? 90 00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,114 Okay. 91 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,120 Wait a minute. Why should I get another cab? 92 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,288 I stopped this one first 93 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,195 No, dude. I stopped this cab first. 94 00:11:06,499 --> 00:11:08,558 No, I stopped it first. It's my cab. 95 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:09,965 No, dude. It's my cab. 96 00:11:10,036 --> 00:11:11,230 Hey, bro! This is my cab. 97 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:12,702 Do you guys want to tell me where you want to go... 98 00:11:12,805 --> 00:11:14,466 ...or do you want to get off? 99 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,672 5th and Alpine... 100 00:11:52,545 --> 00:11:53,671 16 B. 101 00:11:54,047 --> 00:11:57,483 16th floor. The elevators are that way. 102 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,124 It's strange how we keep bumping into each other 103 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:08,188 It's like fate 104 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,526 But what matters is who's fated to get this house. 105 00:12:20,707 --> 00:12:21,867 Come in. 106 00:12:42,962 --> 00:12:44,088 Wow! 107 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,604 Hey! Why are you scaring me? 108 00:12:59,178 --> 00:13:00,236 Hey! You're Indian. 109 00:13:00,346 --> 00:13:01,938 No, I'm Chinese. 110 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,409 Is this your house? 111 00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:07,316 No, it's the neighbours'. Shall I call them? 112 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:09,581 No, no. We've come to check out the house. 113 00:13:09,656 --> 00:13:11,715 Did you check it out? Is it good? 114 00:13:12,258 --> 00:13:13,418 Now leave. 115 00:13:13,993 --> 00:13:15,824 What do you mean? - I mean, didn't the agent tell you... 116 00:13:15,928 --> 00:13:17,691 ...that 'baby' lives alone over here. 117 00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,591 Baby? 118 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:22,561 Baby. 119 00:13:25,738 --> 00:13:28,002 Look, Baby... - Excuse me. 120 00:13:28,574 --> 00:13:30,371 Men aren't allowed here. 121 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:33,241 I want girls even in the two vacant rooms here. 122 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,877 After all, it's a question of our security and honour. 123 00:13:37,383 --> 00:13:38,645 Did you hear that? 124 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:43,248 Yes, security and honour. 125 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,455 But whose? 126 00:13:46,793 --> 00:13:48,761 No that... there are two rooms... 127 00:13:50,530 --> 00:13:51,963 Sweet! 128 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,522 You said sweet, you're hitting on me. 129 00:13:54,634 --> 00:13:57,194 No... - Get out! - No, no... - Out! 130 00:13:57,303 --> 00:13:58,998 Ma'am... - Out! Out! Get out! - No, wait. Wait... 131 00:13:59,005 --> 00:14:01,496 Wait... - Out! Get out! Scoundrel! 132 00:14:02,942 --> 00:14:04,204 No boys, only girls. 133 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:07,074 Even we want that, but not in that sense. 134 00:14:08,881 --> 00:14:10,371 Hey! Do you want a hot dog? - Sure. 135 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,642 So what else do you do other than bumping into me everywhere? 136 00:14:13,820 --> 00:14:16,380 I work at Howard Medical Centre. Two please! 137 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,687 Oh doctor? That's cool! 138 00:14:19,792 --> 00:14:21,487 No, I'm actually a nurse. 139 00:14:22,462 --> 00:14:24,089 Do you also have to wear a short skirt? 140 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,025 That's a very old one. 141 00:14:28,067 --> 00:14:29,159 What do you do? 142 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:30,395 I'm a photographer. 143 00:14:31,170 --> 00:14:34,833 Cool! So do you... with the models... you know... 144 00:14:37,176 --> 00:14:39,440 Radical! When did you come from India? 145 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:40,603 Three years ago. 146 00:14:41,280 --> 00:14:42,406 You've been looking for a house for three years? 147 00:14:42,515 --> 00:14:45,951 I live at a friend's place. But I have to vacate now. 148 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,311 That too in two week's. 149 00:14:49,288 --> 00:14:50,983 Tough luck, dude! - Yes! 150 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,152 Sir, are you okay? 151 00:14:56,262 --> 00:14:58,753 I'm fine. I'm fine. Really, I'm just... 152 00:14:59,465 --> 00:15:02,298 ...it's just that my boyfriend... 153 00:15:02,368 --> 00:15:05,462 ...has been sent to Iraq and I'm here... 154 00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:08,534 ...and we were so happy after Afghanistan... 155 00:15:08,641 --> 00:15:09,938 Everything was perfect. 156 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:12,669 I mean, we were like the perfect family and I just saw... 157 00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,940 ...the two of you standing here and you look so happy. 158 00:15:15,047 --> 00:15:17,709 My God! You just reminded me so much of us. 159 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:21,982 I mean, really. God bless you both, I mean... 160 00:15:21,988 --> 00:15:25,583 I really wish you all the happiness! - Thank you. 161 00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:27,756 Bye. 162 00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,037 Kunal. 163 00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:44,609 Are you crazy?! - Listen to me. - Don't touch me! 164 00:15:44,710 --> 00:15:48,271 Oh man! I'm not like that. You're like my brother. 165 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,246 I mean, you are my brother. 166 00:15:50,516 --> 00:15:52,381 Albeit from another mother but you're my brother. 167 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:54,079 Look, brother from another mother. 168 00:15:54,387 --> 00:15:56,651 You may be desperate, but I'm not. 169 00:15:57,089 --> 00:15:58,716 Do whatever you want to. 170 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,316 Come on buddy. Had I been able to do it alone then I'd have done it. 171 00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,190 But she won't believe my word alone. 172 00:16:04,130 --> 00:16:05,256 Listen to me. 173 00:16:05,331 --> 00:16:08,630 Look, even you agree that the apartment is brilliant. 174 00:16:08,701 --> 00:16:10,362 Correct? Right. 175 00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:14,966 If we have to lie to an old 'Baby' that we're gay... 176 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:18,238 ...in order to get that house, then what difference does it make? 177 00:16:18,511 --> 00:16:22,447 It does make a difference. I'm not gay. 178 00:16:22,548 --> 00:16:26,985 I know. I know this. You know this. 179 00:16:27,386 --> 00:16:30,651 And if you wish, I shall inform every girl in Miami... 180 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:31,949 ...that you like girls. 181 00:16:32,058 --> 00:16:33,923 We just won't tell Baby about it. 182 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:40,091 Think about it. That apartment has two rooms. 183 00:16:40,867 --> 00:16:42,232 The apartment is within our budget. 184 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:45,470 And you're more desperate than me. 185 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:50,036 I mean, you have a deadline of two weeks. That's why... 186 00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,412 What do you say? Are you gay? 187 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,083 You've come back! 188 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:00,379 Baby! 189 00:17:01,454 --> 00:17:03,547 Are you taking advantage of Baby just because she's alone 190 00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,456 No, no. No, you're mistaken about us. 191 00:17:06,592 --> 00:17:07,650 What do you mean? 192 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:10,990 Shall we come in and explain? 193 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:12,996 Are you trying to be naughty? 194 00:17:13,666 --> 00:17:16,726 No, no. I'm taking permission. 195 00:17:20,139 --> 00:17:21,333 Okay. 196 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,281 What are you looking around for? 197 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,077 Do you intend to steal? 198 00:17:36,088 --> 00:17:39,148 No, you're very funny. 199 00:17:39,458 --> 00:17:42,859 Actually we should've told you earlier that we can rent this house. 200 00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:46,159 How can you rent it? I told you that only girls are allowed. 201 00:17:46,332 --> 00:17:49,631 We're both are girls. 202 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:54,901 What?! 203 00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:02,779 Kunal and I are together. 204 00:18:02,949 --> 00:18:04,439 Yes, I can see that. 205 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:06,782 No, I mean... 206 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:12,387 ...we're with each other... you know... 207 00:18:12,458 --> 00:18:15,484 What are you saying? I don't understand. 208 00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:29,305 Kunal is a special friend of mine. 209 00:18:33,679 --> 00:18:37,206 My most special friend. 210 00:18:37,750 --> 00:18:41,413 Yes, now I understand. Today's friendship day. 211 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:43,284 Happy friendship day. Happy friendship day. 212 00:18:43,389 --> 00:18:45,084 We're gay. He's my boyfriend. 213 00:18:45,157 --> 00:18:46,351 Oh God! Oh, my God! 214 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:48,017 Relax. Relax. Don't worry. 215 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:50,925 Relax, sit down. - Relax. Sit. Sit... 216 00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:53,591 Relax, aunty. 217 00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,032 We're telling you this so that you think carefully before deciding. 218 00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,004 Exactly. And if there are two girls staying here instead of us... 219 00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:02,841 ...then just think about what could possibly happen. 220 00:19:03,242 --> 00:19:05,540 They'd bring their boyfriends here at night... 221 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:11,049 ...and then there would be parties, cigarettes, booze, fooling around... 222 00:19:11,117 --> 00:19:12,209 Oh, my God! 223 00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:16,380 Yes. But if there are two guys like us... 224 00:19:16,455 --> 00:19:18,446 ...then there's no question of a third person... 225 00:19:18,557 --> 00:19:22,823 ...because we're already together and will always be. 226 00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:24,861 Isn't it, Kunal? 227 00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:28,989 Moreover, as you said, there's the security angle too. 228 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:32,137 If two guys like us, strong and fit... 229 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:36,199 ...stay with you, then you'll have security too. Isn't it? 230 00:19:36,275 --> 00:19:40,177 Plus aunty, who pays attention to age these days? 231 00:19:40,613 --> 00:19:43,343 You live alone in such a big house, anything can happen... 232 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:46,710 Why are you scaring me? Anyway, I don't stay here. 233 00:19:46,786 --> 00:19:48,219 Neha stays here. 234 00:19:48,287 --> 00:19:49,413 Neha? 235 00:19:49,488 --> 00:19:51,547 Yes, my niece. 236 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,248 Girl?! - Sister's?! 237 00:19:55,828 --> 00:19:59,457 Sit quietly over here. I'll be right back. - Okay. 238 00:20:04,970 --> 00:20:06,198 Dude... 239 00:20:08,240 --> 00:20:09,332 What's this twist in the story? 240 00:20:09,408 --> 00:20:11,672 Where did her sister's... Neha crop up from? 241 00:20:13,079 --> 00:20:14,842 Okay. I'm going. 242 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:16,882 Going? Wait, sit down. 243 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:20,417 You talk about leaving at the slightest. Just wait. Let me think. 244 00:20:23,756 --> 00:20:25,917 Got it. Listen. 245 00:20:26,792 --> 00:20:29,955 I guess we'll have to tell Neha the same thing that we told aunty. 246 00:20:31,797 --> 00:20:32,991 Are you crazy? 247 00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:36,228 One by one. Do you want to tell everybody that we both are... 248 00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:41,139 That we're gay. Kunal, you're such a... 249 00:20:41,574 --> 00:20:43,735 Think about it. 250 00:20:44,443 --> 00:20:47,606 If the aunt is like this, then how do you think Neha will be? 251 00:21:03,362 --> 00:21:04,954 If I had my way... 252 00:21:05,131 --> 00:21:08,498 ...then I'd say this to aunty's entire family let alone Neha. 253 00:21:13,339 --> 00:21:14,533 Hi. 254 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,657 How can I help you? 255 00:21:40,266 --> 00:21:41,961 Neha dear, it's good that you came. 256 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:44,696 These two boys have come to check out the house. 257 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,863 Aunty, they... 258 00:21:46,972 --> 00:21:49,839 I know they're boys. Hey, tall guy! What's your name? 259 00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:52,169 Sameer. 260 00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:53,734 And what's your name? 261 00:21:54,246 --> 00:21:56,237 Hi, I'm Kunal. 262 00:21:56,348 --> 00:21:57,508 Hi, Neha. 263 00:21:58,751 --> 00:22:03,415 Sameer, just a moment. Could you excuse us? - Sure. 264 00:22:06,458 --> 00:22:07,516 Wow! 265 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:13,961 Enough, let's go. 266 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:15,831 What?! Why?! 267 00:22:15,901 --> 00:22:17,562 Aunty, how can I stay with two guys? 268 00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:22,004 Don't worry. They both aren't what we are. 269 00:22:22,908 --> 00:22:24,375 What? Sindhi? 270 00:22:24,443 --> 00:22:29,005 Not Sindhi. They both are modern boys. 271 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,948 I can't pretend to be gay in front of a girl like that. 272 00:22:31,050 --> 00:22:33,245 Okay, no problem. Don't be gay, be homeless instead. 273 00:22:33,319 --> 00:22:35,947 No problem. - They're boyfriend and girlfriend. 274 00:22:36,822 --> 00:22:38,153 Oh, gay! 275 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:41,651 I won't stay in this house with that girl, pretending to be gay. 276 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,021 It's over. I'm going. 277 00:22:43,462 --> 00:22:46,693 Kunal, wait. Just wait. Calm down. 278 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:48,357 It wasn't like this in the old days. 279 00:22:48,467 --> 00:22:51,231 In our days guys used to like girls. 280 00:22:51,337 --> 00:22:52,395 How sweet! 281 00:22:52,504 --> 00:22:53,971 Talk to Neha at least once. 282 00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,439 Who knows? Maybe only the aunt requires girls! 283 00:22:56,675 --> 00:22:58,575 Yes, okay. I'm going. 284 00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:00,838 Kunal, just wait. Kunal... 285 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,439 Hi! 286 00:23:04,216 --> 00:23:05,376 Nice room. 287 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:08,075 Yes, I thought I'll show you the room. - Sure. 288 00:23:08,153 --> 00:23:11,589 You've already seen this. I hope you like it. - Sure. 289 00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:14,349 There are two rooms. There's another one over there. 290 00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:17,190 But there's only one bathroom. It's connected. 291 00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:23,201 Wow! Actually, we both like sharing bathrooms. 292 00:23:25,971 --> 00:23:27,199 That way... 293 00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:35,607 Nice. 294 00:23:37,850 --> 00:23:39,044 Very nice. 295 00:23:41,420 --> 00:23:45,413 Sorry, this way. So this is the bathroom. 296 00:23:46,859 --> 00:23:48,087 What's the rent? 297 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,422 2,000 for each room. 298 00:23:49,495 --> 00:23:52,828 But since you guys are the first you can decide which one you want. 299 00:23:52,965 --> 00:23:55,058 Personally, I love this room. - What do you mean 'which' room? 300 00:23:58,304 --> 00:24:00,363 Both of you will share a room, right? 301 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:01,666 What? 302 00:24:02,741 --> 00:24:04,436 Kunal... - Shut up! Just shut up! 303 00:24:05,077 --> 00:24:06,408 We'll not share a room. 304 00:24:06,946 --> 00:24:10,382 It'll just be more expensive for you. Two rooms, that's 4,000! 305 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:12,280 Yes, Kunal. Neha is right. - Yes! 306 00:24:12,384 --> 00:24:14,375 It'll be expensive. - Okay, we'll find another place. 307 00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:19,948 No, no. Cute. I love it when he jokes. 308 00:24:20,025 --> 00:24:24,086 So sweet! Neha, actually, we'll take both rooms. 309 00:24:24,163 --> 00:24:25,289 It'll be easier for you too. 310 00:24:25,364 --> 00:24:27,195 I mean you don't have to look for another tenant. 311 00:24:29,969 --> 00:24:31,664 Cool with me. - Yes! 312 00:24:31,737 --> 00:24:33,364 Any questions? - No, no. 313 00:24:33,739 --> 00:24:35,001 Are you single? 314 00:24:35,674 --> 00:24:36,868 Look at the terrace. It's beautiful. 315 00:24:36,942 --> 00:24:38,068 The light is clear. Nice. Show me. 316 00:24:38,177 --> 00:24:39,235 Do you want to see it? - Show me. 317 00:24:39,345 --> 00:24:40,607 Sort it out with her. 318 00:24:40,713 --> 00:24:41,771 I'll sort it out with her. Will you stop doing this? 319 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:43,006 Whats single? - Just go and talk to her. 320 00:24:43,015 --> 00:24:46,314 Shut up - Just keep aunty a way 321 00:24:47,086 --> 00:24:49,577 Wow! A pool. 322 00:24:50,389 --> 00:24:53,688 But listen... huge apartment... 323 00:24:54,193 --> 00:24:58,425 I didn't think when I bought it and now the bank loan... 324 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:07,329 Neha, this whole gay thing. You're cool with it, right? 325 00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,531 Because you know, what difference does it make... 326 00:25:10,609 --> 00:25:12,440 You know, who's straight and who's gay... 327 00:25:12,544 --> 00:25:15,377 Yes, absolutely! I mean, it's your personal choice. 328 00:25:15,447 --> 00:25:17,278 To each their own. - Right, right. Thank you. 329 00:25:17,383 --> 00:25:18,941 Gay rights. - Yeah! Yeah! 330 00:25:19,051 --> 00:25:25,286 Because your aunt had scared us a bit... - Aunt? 331 00:25:25,391 --> 00:25:27,359 Yes, your aunt. She's very scary. - Don't worry about her. 332 00:25:27,459 --> 00:25:28,756 No, no. You'll get used to it. 333 00:25:28,827 --> 00:25:33,287 Yes, I hope so because when we came she was like... 334 00:25:33,532 --> 00:25:36,228 We don't want boys. We want girls... 335 00:25:36,335 --> 00:25:38,132 So you know, we both were just wondering... 336 00:25:38,203 --> 00:25:42,162 ...that if she's the only one who has a problem with boys... 337 00:25:42,241 --> 00:25:45,005 ...or do you also feel like that? 338 00:25:45,077 --> 00:25:48,274 Well, I didn't think that I'd be with boys... 339 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,847 Sam! 340 00:25:54,887 --> 00:25:56,821 Sam! 341 00:25:58,157 --> 00:26:00,625 Hey! What are you doing here? 342 00:26:03,429 --> 00:26:05,920 All this isn't allowed here. Stand straight. 343 00:26:08,167 --> 00:26:09,327 What are you doing? 344 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:10,527 What? 345 00:26:11,303 --> 00:26:13,066 What do you do professionally? 346 00:26:13,572 --> 00:26:15,039 Well, I'm a photographer. 347 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:20,276 Will you click pictures if I model? 348 00:26:34,193 --> 00:26:36,991 Hey, tall fellow! Why are you laughing? 349 00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:38,589 What do you do? 350 00:26:38,664 --> 00:26:39,995 I'm a nurse. 351 00:26:40,099 --> 00:26:45,332 Nurse?! Nurse, do they make you wear short skirts too? 352 00:26:51,577 --> 00:26:54,876 Since when have the two of you been a couple? 353 00:26:56,782 --> 00:26:57,942 Well, three years. 354 00:26:58,050 --> 00:26:59,210 Three years?! 355 00:26:59,785 --> 00:27:01,946 Wow! - That's a really long time. 356 00:27:02,054 --> 00:27:04,614 Very good. Very good. Tell me your love story. 357 00:27:05,724 --> 00:27:06,782 Love story?! 358 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:08,950 Where did the two of you meet for the first time? 359 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:10,821 We? 360 00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,321 We... 361 00:27:12,531 --> 00:27:14,658 We... we... 362 00:27:14,933 --> 00:27:16,127 Go on, tell us. 363 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:18,027 Don't be shy. 364 00:27:18,137 --> 00:27:23,074 No, we met in Venice. 365 00:27:24,076 --> 00:27:25,236 Venice! 366 00:27:26,411 --> 00:27:29,778 I met Kunal in Venice the first time. 367 00:27:46,932 --> 00:27:51,130 In that very first meeting, Kunal showed me a thousand dreams. 368 00:27:51,503 --> 00:27:57,908 "I felt as if I was standing and the ground below was moving." 369 00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:03,079 "My heart beat faster. I gasped for breath..." 370 00:28:03,448 --> 00:28:08,545 "Is this my first love?" 371 00:28:10,489 --> 00:28:13,822 For the next few days, fate made us bump into each other. 372 00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:17,294 At times here, at times there... 373 00:28:22,067 --> 00:28:25,833 ...and finally I gathered the courage and said something to him. 374 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:32,204 Why are you following me around? 375 00:28:38,483 --> 00:28:41,384 Alas! Why didn't my tongue shred to pieces?! 376 00:28:41,787 --> 00:28:44,153 He left so suddenly that I never saw him after that. 377 00:28:46,391 --> 00:28:47,790 I searched a lot for him. 378 00:28:48,193 --> 00:28:50,252 I didn't even know his name to call out to him! 379 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:54,425 Dearest, beloved, my darling? 380 00:29:03,075 --> 00:29:05,066 But he was nowhere to be found. 381 00:29:05,444 --> 00:29:09,380 Tired and defeated, I returned to my hotel. 382 00:29:09,915 --> 00:29:12,076 There was a letter waiting for me. 383 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,481 My first love letter in which it was written... 384 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:18,420 At the seashore, my heart calls out to you... oh! 385 00:29:23,595 --> 00:29:27,031 I immediately wore my new Gucci shoes with my Armani jacket... 386 00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:29,357 ...and set off towards my destiny. 387 00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:34,664 Kunal was on the other side of the sea. 388 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:38,175 My legs trembled as I moved towards him. 389 00:29:38,543 --> 00:29:41,410 Bathed in the moonlight, with a rose clenched... 390 00:29:41,513 --> 00:29:45,813 ...between his teeth, Kunal. Kunal... 391 00:29:59,665 --> 00:30:03,795 And then a sigh escaped his soft lips. 392 00:30:03,902 --> 00:30:05,802 What a wonderful story! 393 00:30:07,005 --> 00:30:08,063 It was beautiful. 394 00:30:08,173 --> 00:30:10,198 That's so sweet. I think I'm going to cry. 395 00:30:10,275 --> 00:30:12,607 Sweet, baby. Sweet. 396 00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:17,414 All right. - Yes. 397 00:30:17,683 --> 00:30:18,741 Okay. 398 00:30:22,454 --> 00:30:24,251 Welcome to the family. 399 00:30:31,797 --> 00:30:34,163 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 400 00:30:36,301 --> 00:30:37,632 "I'll be all right." 401 00:30:38,170 --> 00:30:41,230 "With you around, the crooked pathways..." 402 00:30:41,506 --> 00:30:46,205 "Ridiculous and crazy talk, everything seems fine." 403 00:30:46,578 --> 00:30:49,775 "With you around, false promises and..." 404 00:30:49,881 --> 00:30:54,716 "...the intentions of my enemies all seem true." 405 00:30:55,253 --> 00:30:58,222 "The only thing that makes my heart skip a beat..." 406 00:30:58,290 --> 00:31:00,281 "...it's you. Only you." 407 00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,987 "You're the one who makes me laugh while I cry." 408 00:31:03,095 --> 00:31:05,120 "You're the one..." 409 00:31:05,364 --> 00:31:07,423 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 410 00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:12,835 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 411 00:31:12,904 --> 00:31:14,997 "I'll be all right. I'll be alright." 412 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:17,007 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 413 00:31:17,075 --> 00:31:22,172 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 414 00:31:22,247 --> 00:31:24,875 "I'll be all right." "I'll be all right." 415 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:48,172 "The entire world is on one side and we're on the other." 416 00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:52,772 "Every joy evaporates. I find only sorrow." 417 00:31:52,878 --> 00:31:57,281 "But when you smile for me, the world seems all right." 418 00:31:57,382 --> 00:32:02,046 "My life blooms again in a moment." 419 00:32:02,120 --> 00:32:03,747 "I don't know why." 420 00:32:05,824 --> 00:32:07,314 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 421 00:32:07,426 --> 00:32:12,659 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 422 00:32:12,764 --> 00:32:14,994 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 423 00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:16,865 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 424 00:32:16,968 --> 00:32:22,031 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 425 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:24,574 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 426 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:29,172 "Yeah... yeah, yeah." 427 00:32:29,247 --> 00:32:32,546 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 428 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:33,978 "Yeah... yeah, yeah." 429 00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:37,318 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 430 00:32:37,622 --> 00:32:38,748 "Yeah... yeah, yeah." 431 00:32:38,824 --> 00:32:42,453 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 432 00:32:42,527 --> 00:32:43,619 "Yeah... yeah, yeah." 433 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:46,994 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 434 00:32:56,908 --> 00:32:59,240 "It's a friendship that has blossomed..." 435 00:32:59,344 --> 00:33:01,403 "...with every passing moment." 436 00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,012 "I don't know why I feel..." 437 00:33:04,082 --> 00:33:05,606 "...I know her." 438 00:33:05,717 --> 00:33:10,381 "Because when you smile for me, the world seems all right." 439 00:33:10,455 --> 00:33:16,360 "These passing moments freeze right here." 440 00:33:16,461 --> 00:33:18,452 "I don't know why..." 441 00:33:18,530 --> 00:33:20,498 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 442 00:33:20,599 --> 00:33:25,662 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 443 00:33:25,737 --> 00:33:27,796 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 444 00:33:27,873 --> 00:33:30,034 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 445 00:33:30,141 --> 00:33:35,340 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 446 00:33:35,413 --> 00:33:37,278 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 447 00:33:37,382 --> 00:33:39,907 "With you around, the crooked pathways..." 448 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:44,954 "Ridiculous and crazy talk, everything seems fine." 449 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:48,422 "With you around, false promises and..." 450 00:33:48,493 --> 00:33:53,260 "...the intentions of my enemies, all seem true." 451 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:56,797 "The only thing that makes my heart skip a beat..." 452 00:33:56,868 --> 00:33:58,961 "...it's you. Only you." 453 00:33:58,970 --> 00:34:01,632 "You're the one who makes me laugh while I cry." 454 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:04,004 "You're the one..." 455 00:34:04,009 --> 00:34:06,000 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 456 00:34:06,011 --> 00:34:11,244 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 457 00:34:11,349 --> 00:34:13,579 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 458 00:34:13,652 --> 00:34:15,586 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 459 00:34:15,654 --> 00:34:20,853 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 460 00:34:20,959 --> 00:34:23,189 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 461 00:34:23,295 --> 00:34:25,160 "I don't know why. - I don't know why." 462 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:30,326 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 463 00:34:30,402 --> 00:34:32,962 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 464 00:34:39,778 --> 00:34:40,870 What happened? 465 00:34:40,946 --> 00:34:44,245 Mom, man! I mean, I've come here all the way from London... 466 00:34:44,349 --> 00:34:45,577 ...yet I'm not able to get mom off my back. 467 00:34:45,650 --> 00:34:48,312 Come on, Sam! How can anybody want to get rid of their mom? 468 00:34:48,887 --> 00:34:50,980 You don't know my mom. 469 00:34:50,989 --> 00:34:52,388 Still... 470 00:34:52,457 --> 00:34:54,948 It's like a full-on hardcore Punjabi ham scene. 471 00:34:55,360 --> 00:34:58,625 Tears pour down for the silliest things, dialogues, everything. 472 00:34:58,697 --> 00:35:01,188 And day or night it's always the same thing. 473 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,058 Why don't you get married? Mrs. Khanna's cousin from... 474 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:06,660 ...Amritsar has two daughters. 475 00:35:06,738 --> 00:35:08,535 It's a buffet. Choose whichever you want. 476 00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:13,077 Oh, my God! So you haven't told your mom about you... 477 00:35:13,445 --> 00:35:15,208 You know, you and Kunal... 478 00:35:16,381 --> 00:35:19,817 No, she's very conservative. 479 00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:23,887 So tell me, Neha, if Sam and I were not gay... 480 00:35:24,289 --> 00:35:26,086 ...then would you have had us as your tenants? 481 00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:28,749 Of course not! Because if you hadn't been gay... 482 00:35:28,827 --> 00:35:30,954 ...then sooner or later you would have been interested in me... 483 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,021 ...and then life would've become strange. 484 00:35:33,365 --> 00:35:35,890 Wow! You're so modest. 485 00:35:36,868 --> 00:35:39,996 Seriously, my mom and dad wouldn't have allowed it. 486 00:35:41,239 --> 00:35:43,366 Mom? - Dad? 487 00:35:44,042 --> 00:35:45,100 They're also there? 488 00:35:45,210 --> 00:35:53,083 No, they passed away in a car crash. I was nine years old then. 489 00:35:56,488 --> 00:35:58,388 Since then I think of them whenever... 490 00:35:58,456 --> 00:36:01,425 ...I have to make an important decision. 491 00:36:01,493 --> 00:36:03,620 Like what would they have done in my position? 492 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:07,793 So what would they have said? 493 00:36:07,866 --> 00:36:08,958 About what? 494 00:36:09,034 --> 00:36:11,161 You know, about this situation of ours. 495 00:36:11,236 --> 00:36:15,070 Oh! I think they'd have been a little happy and a little sad too. 496 00:36:16,141 --> 00:36:17,403 Meaning? 497 00:36:18,043 --> 00:36:21,206 Happy because I'm living with two strong men. 498 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,208 And the butt talk? 499 00:36:26,151 --> 00:36:27,982 Sad... sad... why would they be sad? 500 00:36:28,086 --> 00:36:32,318 Right. And they'd be sad that my roommates protect me... 501 00:36:32,590 --> 00:36:35,286 ...not my husband or my boyfriend. 502 00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:39,459 That's ok, we're no less than other men. 503 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:41,021 We're two regular Gabbars (villain in the film 'Sholay'). 504 00:36:41,132 --> 00:36:42,224 Gabbar?! - What? 505 00:36:42,333 --> 00:36:46,292 Yes, Gabbar. Gabbar Singh from the movie 'Sholay.' 506 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:47,861 But what does he have to do with this? 507 00:36:47,972 --> 00:36:50,566 Come on, Kunal. Haven't you seen the film? Gabbar was gay! 508 00:36:52,243 --> 00:36:53,403 Gabbar wasn't gay. 509 00:36:53,678 --> 00:36:55,612 Okay, if a man walks around with a belt in his hand... 510 00:36:55,714 --> 00:36:57,579 ...throughout a movie, asking the same question... 511 00:36:57,682 --> 00:36:59,980 'How many men were there? ' Then he has to be gay, right? 512 00:37:00,085 --> 00:37:01,950 Shut up, Sam. - Dude, Gabbar wasn't gay. 513 00:37:02,053 --> 00:37:04,453 Of course he was gay. He was a full-on flamer. 514 00:37:04,556 --> 00:37:08,083 Shut up, Sam! - He was... he was gay. He was gay. 515 00:37:13,098 --> 00:37:14,963 Dude! - Now don't tell me that there wasn't anything... 516 00:37:14,966 --> 00:37:16,866 ...between Munna and Circuit (movie characters). 517 00:37:16,968 --> 00:37:19,300 I mean, come on. That was by far the most obvious one. 518 00:37:19,370 --> 00:37:21,167 Circuit addresses Munna as a brother would. 519 00:37:21,539 --> 00:37:24,406 So? Even I call you brother in public. 520 00:37:25,677 --> 00:37:27,406 Guys, what are you doing here? 521 00:37:27,512 --> 00:37:28,945 We have to file papers. 522 00:37:28,947 --> 00:37:31,438 I know, but the queue for gay couples is there. 523 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:33,474 Queue for gay couples?! - Yes. 524 00:37:34,252 --> 00:37:36,413 If you file a petition as a couple then... 525 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,581 ...you get a residency permit much faster. 526 00:37:38,656 --> 00:37:41,090 Maybe even in a year or else it'll take you at least five years. 527 00:37:41,159 --> 00:37:44,526 What? You didn't know that? Come on. I've got to get to work. 528 00:37:48,433 --> 00:37:49,991 You're absolutely insane, you know that? 529 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:53,469 Sam, Sam. Sam, open the door. 530 00:37:53,538 --> 00:37:55,972 What? Are you serious? No. 531 00:37:58,710 --> 00:38:01,235 Come on, dude. I'll get the papers in a year's time. 532 00:38:01,946 --> 00:38:04,414 Kunal, you were finding it difficult to tell Neha about it. 533 00:38:04,516 --> 00:38:06,541 But now you want to make us officially gay. 534 00:38:06,618 --> 00:38:08,984 Dude, we just have to sign a paper. 535 00:38:09,087 --> 00:38:11,419 If we're caught then we're going straight to jail. 536 00:38:11,489 --> 00:38:13,582 Dude, no one's going to catch us. 537 00:38:25,036 --> 00:38:28,733 Sam, please do this for me. I'll do anything for you, please. 538 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:31,433 Anything? - Anything. 539 00:38:33,444 --> 00:38:35,241 I'll use the bathroom first in the morning. - Done. 540 00:38:35,346 --> 00:38:36,938 You'll make coffee for me. - Done. 541 00:38:38,183 --> 00:38:41,710 You'll introduce me to models. - Promise, I swear. Done. 542 00:38:41,786 --> 00:38:43,651 Awesome. You'll have to schedule... 543 00:38:43,755 --> 00:38:45,245 ...a fantastic photo shoot for aunty. 544 00:38:45,423 --> 00:38:47,823 Dude, done. 545 00:38:48,526 --> 00:38:54,487 Really? You're very desperate, aren't you? Ok, done. 546 00:39:24,929 --> 00:39:27,261 He's here! 547 00:39:33,471 --> 00:39:36,804 The mayor's charity ball tonight. - I know. 548 00:39:36,875 --> 00:39:38,240 Morning M! Pedro Almadovar called three times. 549 00:39:38,343 --> 00:39:41,938 I don't care and I know. I know. 550 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,546 M darling, you look gorgeous today. 551 00:39:47,452 --> 00:39:48,646 Coffee? 552 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:53,456 Neha darling, only you know what I like to hear in the morning. 553 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:55,349 Give me a kiss. Come. 554 00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,086 Got your mail. 555 00:39:57,161 --> 00:39:59,095 Speaking of males, come with me. 556 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:00,522 What is this I hear? 557 00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:02,725 You are living with two guys, you naughty girl?! 558 00:40:02,834 --> 00:40:04,165 I didn't know that you had it in you. 559 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:07,864 It's really not as exciting as you think it is. Trust me. - Why? 560 00:40:08,039 --> 00:40:12,271 Because, as usual, both are hot, good looking, funny and sweet but... 561 00:40:12,377 --> 00:40:13,742 What's the problem? 562 00:40:14,612 --> 00:40:16,045 Both are gay. 563 00:40:16,681 --> 00:40:19,411 Yummy, why don't you introduce me? 564 00:40:19,984 --> 00:40:23,920 M, why have you received a letter from Diva? 565 00:40:27,225 --> 00:40:28,749 Aren't they competition? 566 00:40:31,296 --> 00:40:33,821 I'm quitting this job. - What?! 567 00:40:33,932 --> 00:40:40,861 Diva has offered me a job. As the new editor-in-chief. 568 00:40:40,972 --> 00:40:42,530 You're kidding, right? 569 00:40:42,640 --> 00:40:44,767 Why? Don't you think I can be an editor-in-chief? 570 00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:46,566 Oh no, no. Not at all. 571 00:40:46,678 --> 00:40:52,947 In fact, it's just that we'll really miss you, M. 572 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:56,418 You liar. You're lying. Everybody hates me. 573 00:40:56,487 --> 00:40:57,647 Just waiting for me to go. 574 00:40:57,755 --> 00:41:00,781 So that one of you can get my chair and office. 575 00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,918 Okay, so you're right. Who's going to get this chair and office? 576 00:41:07,465 --> 00:41:09,899 Actually, the decision is mine. 577 00:41:14,205 --> 00:41:16,196 Dinner at my place. Tomorrow night. 578 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,706 Really? Why? 579 00:41:17,775 --> 00:41:20,107 I'll introduce you to Sam and Kunal. 580 00:41:20,278 --> 00:41:21,836 I'm sure you'll love them. 581 00:41:21,913 --> 00:41:24,108 I'm sure I will. 582 00:41:25,416 --> 00:41:27,782 Are you mad? Why did you agree? 583 00:41:27,885 --> 00:41:31,218 She said that her boss wants to meet us and you agreed. 584 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:32,881 What else could I have said? 585 00:41:33,157 --> 00:41:34,818 Guess what, Neha? We're not gay... 586 00:41:34,926 --> 00:41:38,487 We were lying only because your house is so beautiful. 587 00:41:38,696 --> 00:41:40,027 Come on. Seriously... 588 00:41:41,699 --> 00:41:42,961 Yes? 589 00:41:43,067 --> 00:41:44,967 A letter from the immigration office. 590 00:41:45,570 --> 00:41:46,969 What's written in it? 591 00:41:47,238 --> 00:41:48,398 I don't know. 592 00:41:51,876 --> 00:41:53,935 Read it, Kunal. - Yes. - Yes. 593 00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:55,579 Thank you. 594 00:42:01,586 --> 00:42:02,712 Well... 595 00:42:04,088 --> 00:42:06,989 Yes, yes. They've accepted our petition. 596 00:42:06,991 --> 00:42:10,256 All right! Show it to me! 597 00:42:17,001 --> 00:42:18,832 Why is only your name on it? 598 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:21,160 How's that possible? 599 00:42:24,609 --> 00:42:26,440 Oh, rubbish! 600 00:42:26,677 --> 00:42:28,042 What happened? 601 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:32,575 I've written my London address in my form. 602 00:42:32,650 --> 00:42:36,051 So? - So, my mother... 603 00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:09,317 I'm not going to do anything with any other man. 604 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,547 I've told this to Sam earlier. Now, you hear it too. 605 00:43:11,622 --> 00:43:13,556 Kunal, please don't do this to me right now. 606 00:43:13,791 --> 00:43:15,986 My boss will be here anytime now. Sam had promised me. 607 00:43:15,993 --> 00:43:17,756 But I hadn't promised you. 608 00:43:19,764 --> 00:43:22,358 You! You had promised me. 609 00:43:22,733 --> 00:43:25,167 When M comes here you'd better be ready. 610 00:43:28,840 --> 00:43:30,933 Good luck, brother. - Yeah? - Yeah. 611 00:43:41,252 --> 00:43:42,549 M darling... 612 00:43:42,620 --> 00:43:44,247 Neha darling! 613 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,380 So glad that you could come. 614 00:43:46,958 --> 00:43:48,323 It's a candle. 615 00:43:48,493 --> 00:43:51,792 Oh, fabulous! I needed it so badly. 616 00:43:52,196 --> 00:43:53,288 Nice place. 617 00:43:53,364 --> 00:43:55,628 Really? You like it? Thank you so much. There... 618 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:03,162 Darling, your housemaid is a fashion disaster. 619 00:44:03,241 --> 00:44:05,004 Get rid of her. - No, no. M! M! M! 620 00:44:05,076 --> 00:44:07,010 You're... you're fired. No, no, one second. You're fired please... 621 00:44:07,078 --> 00:44:09,512 Out! Out! - No, M. She's my aunt. My aunt. 622 00:44:10,281 --> 00:44:11,748 So sorry, aunty. 623 00:44:11,849 --> 00:44:13,111 What's that tied around your neck? 624 00:44:13,217 --> 00:44:15,583 Aunt, that's because he has a cold. 625 00:44:15,653 --> 00:44:18,952 Please keep this in the kitchen and the microwave buzzed. 626 00:44:19,056 --> 00:44:20,614 I think dinner is ready. 627 00:44:21,292 --> 00:44:22,657 What did you want me to do? Look at how she was dressed. 628 00:44:22,760 --> 00:44:23,818 No, no, it's fine. Don't worry. 629 00:44:23,928 --> 00:44:25,691 Absolutely not my fault. - Please. 630 00:44:37,308 --> 00:44:39,674 M, this is Sam. Sam, this is M. 631 00:44:44,782 --> 00:44:50,948 Neha, you never told me that your boss is so hot. 632 00:44:55,626 --> 00:44:58,288 I like hot. 633 00:45:03,034 --> 00:45:04,467 One moment... 634 00:45:09,507 --> 00:45:11,441 Oh, Kunal... 635 00:45:11,842 --> 00:45:14,208 Kunal darling! 636 00:45:14,579 --> 00:45:20,779 That's M... the door... 637 00:45:20,885 --> 00:45:22,580 Shall I get it? - I'll get it. 638 00:45:22,987 --> 00:45:24,454 He'll get it. 639 00:45:26,791 --> 00:45:28,850 So should we sit? 640 00:45:29,627 --> 00:45:31,618 Yes, I'd love to actually. 641 00:45:35,266 --> 00:45:36,824 Well, hello! - Hello! 642 00:45:36,901 --> 00:45:39,836 Officer Havier from the immigration office. 643 00:45:40,972 --> 00:45:44,169 Didn't you get the letter? It said that someone would come by... 644 00:45:44,242 --> 00:45:46,073 ...for a surprise inspection. 645 00:45:46,177 --> 00:45:47,769 Surprise inspection? 646 00:45:48,179 --> 00:45:51,774 You see, a lot of people fake these things, you know. 647 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:53,645 Pretend to be gay. 648 00:45:53,751 --> 00:45:56,777 Really? How desperate! 649 00:45:57,121 --> 00:46:02,616 I know. So I'm here to keep my eye on you. 650 00:46:04,929 --> 00:46:09,957 Eye on me? - Well... Can I come in? 651 00:46:09,967 --> 00:46:12,663 Yes, sure. Sure. 652 00:46:16,340 --> 00:46:19,036 Sam, officer... 653 00:46:19,110 --> 00:46:20,407 Havier. 654 00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,275 From the immigrations office. 655 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:33,447 Hi, officer! 656 00:46:35,026 --> 00:46:36,186 Just a second please. 657 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:38,922 Sure. - Excuse me. 658 00:46:41,198 --> 00:46:43,325 Hell! What do we do now? 659 00:46:43,701 --> 00:46:46,363 Son, now whatever is to be done he is going to do. 660 00:46:46,904 --> 00:46:48,030 This is not funny, okay? 661 00:46:48,139 --> 00:46:49,731 Yes. Well, do I look like I'm laughing? 662 00:46:50,574 --> 00:46:51,666 Why has he come here? 663 00:46:51,742 --> 00:46:54,336 To check if we're truly gay or just pretending to be. 664 00:46:54,412 --> 00:46:56,607 What do you mean? - Please... please tell me what to do. 665 00:46:57,948 --> 00:47:00,246 Let's think. Let's just stay calm. Think. 666 00:47:02,753 --> 00:47:04,948 Just think like a girl 667 00:47:08,926 --> 00:47:12,362 Hey, hero! Think like a girl. Not about them. 668 00:47:12,697 --> 00:47:14,096 What do you mean think like a girl? 669 00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,963 I mean, talk to him about his hair, his shoes. 670 00:47:17,034 --> 00:47:18,558 You know, this kind of thing. 671 00:47:20,304 --> 00:47:22,568 Think like a woman, feel like a man. 672 00:47:22,840 --> 00:47:25,673 Think like a woman, feel like a man. - Feel like a man. 673 00:47:26,110 --> 00:47:29,409 No idiot, think like a man, feel like a... confused... come on! 674 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:30,741 Okay. 675 00:47:37,955 --> 00:47:45,361 Neha was telling me that you're new here. - Nice shoes. 676 00:47:45,930 --> 00:47:50,060 Yes, actually I'm from London and... 677 00:47:50,968 --> 00:47:53,368 ...I work at Howard Medical Centre. 678 00:47:54,171 --> 00:47:58,107 Oh... doctor. Doctor. 679 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:01,510 Nurse. Nurse. 680 00:48:02,780 --> 00:48:05,613 My temperature is increasing. Must be the wine. 681 00:48:08,953 --> 00:48:10,545 Shall we have some fun? 682 00:48:11,122 --> 00:48:13,613 What do you mean? - I mean, fun... 683 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:16,022 Oh, my God! Why don't we play some music? Dance... 684 00:48:16,127 --> 00:48:19,619 I don't mind. I love dirty dancing. Let's go. Yes. 685 00:49:50,488 --> 00:49:53,753 Who's that? - My mother. Mom! 686 00:49:54,992 --> 00:49:56,425 Oh aunty! 687 00:50:02,633 --> 00:50:07,127 Son, I felt I had a bad dream. 688 00:50:08,873 --> 00:50:13,207 Aunty, feeling better? 689 00:50:13,377 --> 00:50:15,004 What's all this, son? 690 00:50:15,012 --> 00:50:18,243 No, mom. It's just that we were playing a game... 691 00:50:18,349 --> 00:50:22,217 ...and it was my turn. Can I just see you outside for a second? 692 00:50:22,286 --> 00:50:24,481 Thank you. Come. Come. We'll be right back. 693 00:50:24,588 --> 00:50:26,453 Relax. Just relax. 694 00:50:29,593 --> 00:50:31,925 Your mother doesn't know about you, does she? 695 00:50:32,196 --> 00:50:38,897 How would she know, poor baby? Come to daddy. 696 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:45,030 Living a lie, and that too, for others. 697 00:50:45,509 --> 00:50:50,242 It hurts. It really, really hurts. Till today, I haven't told... 698 00:50:50,347 --> 00:50:52,338 ...my mom and dad that their Murli... 699 00:50:53,017 --> 00:50:57,386 Murli?! - Murli... me... M... you know, darling. 700 00:50:58,322 --> 00:50:59,949 No! 701 00:50:59,957 --> 00:51:01,083 God, she's back. 702 00:51:01,158 --> 00:51:03,251 Is this a house or a madhouse?! - Mom! 703 00:51:03,327 --> 00:51:04,658 Don't you dare call me mother! 704 00:51:04,762 --> 00:51:07,128 Did you think even a little about my old age... 705 00:51:07,197 --> 00:51:09,631 Now why are you sitting in his lap. Get away from him! 706 00:51:09,700 --> 00:51:10,997 Let me talk to her. Let me 707 00:51:11,068 --> 00:51:13,366 Don't you dare touch my son, you witch! 708 00:51:13,470 --> 00:51:15,028 You will have a mother's curse on you 709 00:51:15,139 --> 00:51:16,401 Come back home. Come back home. 710 00:51:16,507 --> 00:51:19,533 Come to London with me. You were better off there. 711 00:51:19,610 --> 00:51:22,340 You were with girls there. Here, you are... just come back home. 712 00:51:22,413 --> 00:51:23,710 No, no, no. One sec, one sec, one sec. 713 00:51:23,847 --> 00:51:29,285 Let me talk to her. Aunty! Aunty! Look at me. Look at me. 714 00:51:29,386 --> 00:51:34,790 Whether it's London or Miami, your son is gay. He likes men. 715 00:51:34,858 --> 00:51:36,189 Wake up! 716 00:51:36,293 --> 00:51:37,351 Shut up! 717 00:51:37,461 --> 00:51:41,192 Mom! Don't listen to him, mom. He's talking nonsense. 718 00:51:41,298 --> 00:51:42,788 I'm not gay. 719 00:51:43,133 --> 00:51:44,691 You told me yourself that you are gay. 720 00:51:44,802 --> 00:51:45,962 He told you? 721 00:51:46,036 --> 00:51:48,664 No, aunty. Sam's telling the truth. There's nothing to it. 722 00:51:48,739 --> 00:51:52,266 He'll obviously lie. He's Sameer's boyfriend. - Boyfriend?! 723 00:51:52,376 --> 00:51:55,072 Boyfriend?! Neha, you told me that they both were single. 724 00:51:55,179 --> 00:51:56,669 They are... 725 00:51:56,747 --> 00:51:59,272 Single? No, no, no. They are a couple. 726 00:51:59,683 --> 00:52:01,617 They applied for a residency permit together. 727 00:52:01,719 --> 00:52:06,383 Rascal! You dared to lie to your mother! I know everything. 728 00:52:06,457 --> 00:52:09,858 I received the letter. That's why I've come here. 729 00:52:10,427 --> 00:52:13,191 Oh God! Grant me death! - Mom! 730 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:16,289 What are you punishing me for, God?! 731 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:20,701 No, mom... - This uncle with the yellow-shirt is after my child. 732 00:52:20,804 --> 00:52:21,862 Mom! 733 00:52:21,972 --> 00:52:23,405 Who is she talking to? 734 00:52:23,507 --> 00:52:26,670 Come on, Sam, for how long will you hide your love? 735 00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:31,375 I think it's time. Tell your 'Venice story' to aunty. 736 00:52:31,448 --> 00:52:34,542 Venice?! You went to Venice? - No, no... 737 00:52:34,618 --> 00:52:38,418 No, no. It's all my fault. I never kept a check on you. 738 00:52:38,489 --> 00:52:40,650 Had I done so, then you wouldn't be committing all these mistakes. 739 00:52:40,758 --> 00:52:44,626 Aunty, love isn't a mistake. Love is blind. Isn't it? 740 00:52:44,695 --> 00:52:45,992 It isn't so blind that... 741 00:52:46,096 --> 00:52:48,087 ...it can't differentiate between a guy and a girl. 742 00:52:48,165 --> 00:52:49,257 Mom! 743 00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:53,463 Stop it, please! It's enough. I'm struck with grief. 744 00:52:53,537 --> 00:52:55,027 Mom, listen to me. Mom! 745 00:52:55,139 --> 00:52:56,970 Thank you, son. I don't want to listen to anything anymore. 746 00:52:56,974 --> 00:52:58,032 Mom, please... 747 00:52:58,142 --> 00:53:03,273 You'll support me well... - Mom! 748 00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:08,742 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 749 00:53:08,819 --> 00:53:10,480 "Alas! You're done for!" 750 00:53:10,921 --> 00:53:12,889 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 751 00:53:12,956 --> 00:53:14,924 "Alas! You're done for!" 752 00:53:19,129 --> 00:53:21,188 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 753 00:53:21,298 --> 00:53:23,664 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 754 00:53:27,471 --> 00:53:29,530 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 755 00:53:29,640 --> 00:53:31,608 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 756 00:53:31,709 --> 00:53:33,734 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 757 00:53:33,844 --> 00:53:35,835 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 758 00:53:35,913 --> 00:53:39,974 "Men express fondness for men..." 759 00:53:39,983 --> 00:53:42,042 "The boy wearing the bride's gown..." 760 00:53:42,119 --> 00:53:44,144 "A mom's dream has been shattered." 761 00:53:44,254 --> 00:53:45,721 "Mama's boy..." 762 00:53:46,290 --> 00:53:54,595 "Mama's boy has gotten spoilt." 763 00:53:54,665 --> 00:53:56,656 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 764 00:53:56,734 --> 00:53:58,565 "Alas! You're done for!" 765 00:53:58,802 --> 00:54:00,827 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 766 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,872 "Alas! You're done for!" 767 00:54:27,965 --> 00:54:32,299 "God knows whose evil shadow befell him." 768 00:54:36,206 --> 00:54:40,336 "God knows whose evil shadow befell him." 769 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:44,278 "He failed to admire the shade of long tresses." 770 00:54:44,381 --> 00:54:46,406 "He rots in the heat." - "Oh, my God!" 771 00:54:46,517 --> 00:54:48,485 "He behaves strangely. - Oh, my God!" 772 00:54:48,585 --> 00:54:50,576 "Somebody set him straight." - "Stop him!" 773 00:54:50,654 --> 00:54:52,986 "He's possessed!" - "Stop him!" 774 00:54:52,990 --> 00:54:54,981 "A pair of guys... The girls weep." 775 00:54:55,092 --> 00:54:56,992 "There wasn't any need for them anymore." 776 00:54:57,094 --> 00:54:58,823 "Mama's boy..." 777 00:54:59,196 --> 00:55:07,535 "Mama's boy has gotten spoilt." 778 00:55:07,638 --> 00:55:09,629 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 779 00:55:09,706 --> 00:55:11,674 "Alas! You're done for!" 780 00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:13,767 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 781 00:55:13,877 --> 00:55:15,845 "Alas! You're done for!" 782 00:55:15,913 --> 00:55:18,006 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 783 00:55:18,015 --> 00:55:20,040 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 784 00:55:20,117 --> 00:55:22,108 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 785 00:55:22,219 --> 00:55:24,210 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 786 00:55:24,288 --> 00:55:28,315 "Men express fondness for men..." 787 00:55:28,425 --> 00:55:30,416 "The boy wearing the bride's gown..." 788 00:55:30,494 --> 00:55:33,622 "A mom's dream has been shattered." 789 00:55:34,698 --> 00:55:42,969 "Mama's boy has gotten spoilt." 790 00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:45,031 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 791 00:55:45,108 --> 00:55:47,167 "Alas! You're done for!" 792 00:55:47,244 --> 00:55:49,212 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 793 00:55:49,279 --> 00:55:51,509 "Alas! You're done for!" 794 00:56:00,824 --> 00:56:03,952 Hello, everyone. I have an announcement to make. 795 00:56:03,961 --> 00:56:08,762 I've been asked to be the new editor-in-chief of Diva. 796 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:11,323 So let me introduce you to your new boss... 797 00:56:11,401 --> 00:56:13,733 ...the new editor-in-chief of Verve. 798 00:56:13,971 --> 00:56:16,531 Please put your hands together and give a big warm welcome... 799 00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:20,667 ...to your new boss, Mr. Abhimanyu Singh. 800 00:56:32,956 --> 00:56:35,288 God, he's hot. 801 00:56:46,069 --> 00:56:50,062 Hello, everyone. I'm not very good with speeches so... 802 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,065 ...let's just take the day off and get to know each other and... 803 00:56:53,343 --> 00:56:57,541 ...also bid farewell to the one and only M. 804 00:57:33,183 --> 00:57:36,243 Child? What happened? 805 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:38,944 Did somebody say something? 806 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,556 No, aunty. Nothing. 807 00:57:42,359 --> 00:57:44,657 Then are you practicing how to cry? 808 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:50,459 Honestly, nothing happened. 809 00:57:51,001 --> 00:57:54,903 Okay, then I'll fulfill this formality by myself. 810 00:57:55,038 --> 00:57:59,099 Why are you crying, dear? No, I'm not crying. 811 00:57:59,576 --> 00:58:00,770 Something has happened for sure, dear. 812 00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:02,572 No, aunty. Nothing has happened. 813 00:58:02,879 --> 00:58:05,177 Did somebody say something to you? No. 814 00:58:06,083 --> 00:58:07,209 Now, tell me. 815 00:58:10,053 --> 00:58:13,716 I was told that I'll be given a promotion... 816 00:58:15,859 --> 00:58:18,020 ...and then that position was given to somebody else. 817 00:58:18,962 --> 00:58:21,294 You're so upset over such a small thing? 818 00:58:21,365 --> 00:58:23,356 I had worked so hard, you know, aunty... 819 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:25,296 I had so many plans... 820 00:58:25,569 --> 00:58:27,662 ...they gave away the job just like that. 821 00:58:28,205 --> 00:58:30,969 So, things didn't happen as per your wishes. 822 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:35,171 Do you know why? Because there's something better... 823 00:58:35,379 --> 00:58:38,940 ...in your life than this job and this position. 824 00:58:39,116 --> 00:58:42,779 You won't be able to see it now, but you will later. 825 00:58:43,987 --> 00:58:46,888 Whatever God does is for the best. 826 00:58:47,791 --> 00:58:50,191 I'm a mother. An expert on these issues. 827 00:58:51,862 --> 00:58:55,798 Cheer up, dear. I'll make nice ginger tea for you. 828 00:58:56,099 --> 00:58:58,863 Everything will be fine after that. 829 00:58:59,803 --> 00:59:02,033 Even Sam and Kunal's relationship? 830 00:59:05,909 --> 00:59:11,040 For the past three years, your son hid the biggest truth... 831 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:17,713 ...of his life from you because he knew that you wouldn't be pleased. 832 00:59:20,490 --> 00:59:24,654 You'll be happy, but Sam? 833 00:59:27,764 --> 00:59:32,167 If he can lie for your happiness... 834 00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,471 ...then can't you accept the truth for his happiness? 835 00:59:39,342 --> 00:59:46,544 Whatever God does is for the best. Right, aunty? Isn't it? 836 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:09,202 We'll have to redesign the magazine. 837 01:00:11,208 --> 01:00:14,405 Redesign. - We'll have to present it in a completely new manner... 838 01:00:14,778 --> 01:00:17,110 ...and I want you to take responsibility for that. 839 01:00:17,681 --> 01:00:21,378 Really? - Because I think that only you can handle this project. 840 01:00:25,255 --> 01:00:26,586 Okay, thanks. 841 01:00:27,324 --> 01:00:28,814 And one more thing... - Yes? 842 01:00:28,925 --> 01:00:31,086 We'll launch our new design with our next issue. 843 01:00:31,261 --> 01:00:33,092 That means you only have two weeks. 844 01:00:33,964 --> 01:00:36,296 Two weeks?! That's not possible. 845 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:40,564 I know, but if there's anyone who can do it, it's you. 846 01:00:42,239 --> 01:00:46,699 Okay. I get it. - What? 847 01:00:47,043 --> 01:00:50,945 You didn't give me this job because you trust me. 848 01:00:51,781 --> 01:00:54,079 You know that I can't accomplish this task in two weeks. 849 01:00:54,151 --> 01:00:56,949 In fact, nobody can do it. And then you'll have a reason... 850 01:00:57,053 --> 01:00:59,783 ...to blame me, have me fired. Out! 851 01:01:00,157 --> 01:01:03,957 What?! - I've never seen such an insecure and cheap person in my life. 852 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:07,963 You know what? Mr. Abhimanyu Singh... 853 01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:11,331 ...I will not let you win. 854 01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,357 Come. 855 01:01:51,641 --> 01:01:53,108 May you live long! 856 01:01:53,843 --> 01:01:58,246 Mom! What are you doing? 857 01:02:00,784 --> 01:02:05,221 Son, forgive me. I couldn't understand your love. 858 01:02:05,288 --> 01:02:06,482 Mom, I need to tell you something. 859 01:02:06,590 --> 01:02:09,150 Son, what kind of a mother am I? 860 01:02:09,526 --> 01:02:15,192 I prayed for my own son's sorrows. Sorry. 861 01:02:22,138 --> 01:02:23,332 Oh great! 862 01:02:28,178 --> 01:02:32,444 I had bought these bangles for my daughter-in-law. 863 01:02:32,549 --> 01:02:34,141 Oh, come on! Are you really serious, Mom? 864 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:37,584 Honestly, I don't know whether you're my daughter-in-law... 865 01:02:37,654 --> 01:02:42,853 ...or my son-in-law. But whatever you are, accept it as a gift from me. 866 01:02:44,995 --> 01:02:50,331 And do observe a fast on 'Karva Chauth' for my son's long life. 867 01:02:50,433 --> 01:02:56,065 Mom! - I'll send you the offerings. I'm leaving him in your care. 868 01:02:56,806 --> 01:02:59,172 I've brought him up with a lot of love and care. 869 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:01,376 Take good care of him. 870 01:03:01,711 --> 01:03:04,077 Now hurry up and seek my blessings. 871 01:03:04,180 --> 01:03:06,580 Come on, Sam. Seek mom's blessings. 872 01:03:07,984 --> 01:03:09,975 He called me mom. 873 01:03:10,153 --> 01:03:11,745 You're sick! 874 01:03:12,322 --> 01:03:17,851 May you live long! May you bear children. Forget it. - Okay. 875 01:03:20,130 --> 01:03:23,998 Thank you for bringing me close to my son. 876 01:03:24,734 --> 01:03:28,534 Listen to me. Find a nice guy and get married. 877 01:03:28,872 --> 01:03:33,741 I'd have chosen you for Sam, but he's already booked now. 878 01:03:35,011 --> 01:03:38,344 Sam and Kunal can never be booked for me, aunty. 879 01:03:44,554 --> 01:03:46,317 They will always be mine. 880 01:03:52,696 --> 01:03:54,755 Okay. All right, all right. 881 01:04:10,046 --> 01:04:12,241 Come on, mom. - God bless you, son. 882 01:04:12,349 --> 01:04:14,442 No, I was... - Don't bother. 883 01:04:14,818 --> 01:04:16,911 Mom, I've to talk to you. 884 01:04:17,120 --> 01:04:19,418 That's the problem. I agree that you're gay and... 885 01:04:19,489 --> 01:04:21,480 ...that you don't have any interest in girls. 886 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,358 But can't you even see girls? 887 01:04:24,594 --> 01:04:25,788 What? 888 01:04:25,862 --> 01:04:30,890 Fool! Didn't you notice that Neha was crying? 889 01:04:32,369 --> 01:04:34,360 Check on her and see what's wrong. 890 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:36,829 Don't worry about me. I'll go by myself. 891 01:04:36,906 --> 01:04:40,740 I'll call you up when I reach. God bless you! God bless... 892 01:04:41,678 --> 01:04:43,543 Hello! Flight's on time. 893 01:04:43,613 --> 01:04:45,513 Yes, yes. Come, come. 894 01:04:52,789 --> 01:04:56,691 Your boss said one thing right. If someone can do this job... 895 01:04:57,293 --> 01:04:58,817 ...then it's only you. 896 01:05:00,130 --> 01:05:05,466 Exactly! You just provide the ideas. He'll click the photos. 897 01:05:06,970 --> 01:05:09,564 And what will you do? - I'll approve everything. 898 01:05:13,576 --> 01:05:15,407 At least you've smiled. 899 01:05:16,946 --> 01:05:21,406 But this wasn't my plan, you know. - Plan?! 900 01:05:21,718 --> 01:05:27,748 Yes, my plan for life. I mean, I'm 27, still single. 901 01:05:27,824 --> 01:05:29,155 My job sucks right now. 902 01:05:29,259 --> 01:05:34,629 My boss hates me and I live with two hot guys... 903 01:05:34,798 --> 01:05:36,129 ...who aren't interested in me at all. 904 01:05:36,199 --> 01:05:38,861 I mean, that was definitely not my plan. 905 01:05:40,036 --> 01:05:42,903 Then, what was your plan? 906 01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:48,501 In my plan, I'd have been the boss of the magazine by now... 907 01:05:49,045 --> 01:05:53,448 ...and maybe I'd even be married to someone like you 908 01:05:55,618 --> 01:05:59,281 That's okay, man. You had plans. Everybody does. 909 01:05:59,556 --> 01:06:03,287 I did as well. I planned to be an actor when I grew up. 910 01:06:03,359 --> 01:06:06,522 To have millions of fans who'd take pictures of me all day and night. 911 01:06:07,163 --> 01:06:08,960 Obviously that didn't happen. 912 01:06:11,234 --> 01:06:12,724 And neither does one expect them to happen 913 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:19,065 Childhood dreams remain dreams. Right, Kunal? 914 01:06:20,844 --> 01:06:23,438 Oh, come on! No way. Are you serious? 915 01:06:23,546 --> 01:06:26,572 What? - You always wanted to be a photographer? 916 01:06:26,683 --> 01:06:29,447 My dream came true. I can't help it. 917 01:06:29,752 --> 01:06:32,277 You know what, Neha? Let's go, man. 918 01:06:32,388 --> 01:06:35,846 Because there's no place for losers like us in his perfect life. 919 01:06:36,626 --> 01:06:40,756 Lets go to that corner and cry. - Come on! 920 01:06:40,830 --> 01:06:43,993 Come on! - You know, guys. You're right. 921 01:06:45,068 --> 01:06:49,004 I'm happy and my life is truly perfect. 922 01:06:51,207 --> 01:06:55,940 And that's only because I have the two of you in my life. 923 01:06:57,347 --> 01:07:01,943 Think about it. Had you married somebody... 924 01:07:03,486 --> 01:07:07,445 ...and you had been shooting at a beach in Miami... 925 01:07:08,091 --> 01:07:14,360 ...then how would we have met. We three losers? 926 01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:21,699 And whatever said and done, this friendship is much more... 927 01:07:22,805 --> 01:07:26,741 ...rocking than any plan we might have had. Right? 928 01:07:34,317 --> 01:07:35,614 Kunal! 929 01:07:35,785 --> 01:07:38,948 Dude, that was really good. 930 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:40,488 Group hug! 931 01:07:47,830 --> 01:07:48,990 Thank you. 932 01:07:49,999 --> 01:07:51,626 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 933 01:07:52,502 --> 01:07:54,367 Bye, Sam. - Goodnight. 934 01:07:55,004 --> 01:07:56,904 Goodnight. - Goodnight. 935 01:07:57,240 --> 01:08:01,040 Listen, I hope he doesn't fire me from the job. 936 01:08:03,046 --> 01:08:08,279 If he does something like that, then I'll tell Kunal to break his legs. 937 01:08:08,885 --> 01:08:10,944 When will he put his muscles to good use, after all? 938 01:08:11,154 --> 01:08:12,746 Chill. It'll be okay. 939 01:08:13,723 --> 01:08:19,958 Sam, love you. - Sleep well. 940 01:09:20,723 --> 01:09:23,283 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 941 01:09:23,359 --> 01:09:25,987 "Why is the heart so happy? Why..." 942 01:09:26,095 --> 01:09:31,624 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 943 01:09:31,701 --> 01:09:36,035 "Where is the sky and where is the earth..." 944 01:09:36,139 --> 01:09:39,267 "I don't know. I don't know." 945 01:09:39,742 --> 01:09:43,940 "Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself." 946 01:09:44,047 --> 01:09:46,948 "I don't know..." 947 01:09:47,450 --> 01:09:48,815 "I've lost my senses." 948 01:09:48,918 --> 01:09:51,250 "I built my castle of dreams." 949 01:09:51,554 --> 01:09:53,078 "When did I open my eyes..." 950 01:09:53,156 --> 01:09:56,319 "I don't know. I don't know." 951 01:09:56,926 --> 01:10:01,022 "Where is the sky and where is the earth..." 952 01:10:01,130 --> 01:10:03,997 "I don't know. I don't know." 953 01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:06,828 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 954 01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:09,371 "Why is the heart so happy? Why..." 955 01:10:09,472 --> 01:10:14,933 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 956 01:10:15,044 --> 01:10:17,274 "Got to be love..." 957 01:10:17,714 --> 01:10:19,773 "Got to be love..." 958 01:10:20,416 --> 01:10:22,384 "Got to be love..." 959 01:10:22,819 --> 01:10:25,083 "It's got to be love." 960 01:10:25,421 --> 01:10:29,152 "Got to be love... Because it's really got me going." 961 01:10:29,258 --> 01:10:30,691 "It's got me going." 962 01:10:30,793 --> 01:10:34,695 "Got to be love... Because it's really got me going." 963 01:10:35,498 --> 01:10:40,731 "How, when and where did I become yours." 964 01:10:40,837 --> 01:10:46,036 "I was lost in thought while I fell in love." 965 01:10:46,109 --> 01:10:48,669 "My dreams, my heart and my breath..." 966 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:51,339 "...caused such a flutter..." 967 01:10:51,414 --> 01:10:56,818 "This has happened many times when I've looked at you." 968 01:10:57,320 --> 01:11:01,279 "If you wish, this heart shall always remain yours." 969 01:11:01,390 --> 01:11:06,350 "What else do I say? I don't know. I don't know." 970 01:11:06,696 --> 01:11:10,962 "Where is the sky and where is the earth?" 971 01:11:10,967 --> 01:11:13,800 "I don't know. I don't know." 972 01:11:14,003 --> 01:11:16,665 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 973 01:11:16,739 --> 01:11:19,264 "Why is the heart so happy? Why..." 974 01:11:19,375 --> 01:11:25,041 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 975 01:11:25,181 --> 01:11:29,311 "Where is the sky and where is the earth?" 976 01:11:29,418 --> 01:11:32,319 "I don't know. I don't know." 977 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:38,322 "Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself." 978 01:11:38,528 --> 01:11:40,689 "I don't know..." 979 01:11:40,797 --> 01:11:42,094 "I've lost my senses." 980 01:11:42,165 --> 01:11:44,565 "I built my castle of dreams." 981 01:11:44,834 --> 01:11:46,461 "When did I open my eyes..." 982 01:11:46,536 --> 01:11:49,505 "I don't know. I don't know." 983 01:11:50,173 --> 01:11:54,269 "Where is the sky and where is the earth?" 984 01:11:54,377 --> 01:11:57,175 "I don't know. I don't know." 985 01:11:57,680 --> 01:12:01,207 "Got to be love. Because it's really got me going." 986 01:12:01,450 --> 01:12:02,940 "It's got me going." 987 01:12:02,952 --> 01:12:06,410 "Got to be love... Because it's really got me going." 988 01:12:06,756 --> 01:12:08,223 "It's got me going." 989 01:12:08,291 --> 01:12:11,749 "Got to be love... Because it's really got me going." 990 01:12:12,094 --> 01:12:13,459 "It's got me going." 991 01:12:13,529 --> 01:12:17,021 "Got to be love... Because it's really got me going." 992 01:12:17,133 --> 01:12:19,966 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you all to meet... 993 01:12:20,036 --> 01:12:23,335 ...the man of the hour. Please give a big hand to our... 994 01:12:23,406 --> 01:12:27,342 ...new chief editor, Mr. Abhimanyu Singh. 995 01:12:29,912 --> 01:12:33,848 "He shall arrive in this wait..." 996 01:12:34,250 --> 01:12:39,153 "My heart floats away to the place which my dreams reveal." 997 01:12:40,423 --> 01:12:44,154 "It feels like he's near me." 998 01:12:44,760 --> 01:12:49,697 "Why is it so? My eyes eagerly search for him." 999 01:12:50,366 --> 01:12:51,856 "I've lost my senses." 1000 01:12:51,968 --> 01:12:54,630 "I built my castle of dreams." 1001 01:12:54,704 --> 01:12:57,195 "When did I open my eyes..." 1002 01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,701 "I don't know..." 1003 01:12:59,909 --> 01:13:04,107 "Where is the sky and where is the earth?" 1004 01:13:04,213 --> 01:13:07,205 "I don't know. I don't know." 1005 01:13:07,817 --> 01:13:13,278 "Since my beloved arrived, I've lost control of myself." 1006 01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:14,947 "I don't know..." 1007 01:13:15,491 --> 01:13:16,958 "I've lost my senses." 1008 01:13:16,959 --> 01:13:19,587 "I built my castle of dreams." 1009 01:13:19,662 --> 01:13:21,186 "When did I open my eyes..." 1010 01:13:21,297 --> 01:13:24,630 "I don't know. I don't know." 1011 01:13:25,001 --> 01:13:29,131 "Where is the sky and where is the earth..." 1012 01:13:29,205 --> 01:13:31,002 "I don't know. I don't know." 1013 01:13:31,007 --> 01:13:34,408 Good evening, everyone. Thank you for being here tonight. 1014 01:13:35,711 --> 01:13:39,943 I'd like to introduce all of you to someone who is very special. 1015 01:13:40,082 --> 01:13:42,880 Someone who's truly and entirely responsible... 1016 01:13:42,952 --> 01:13:44,419 ...for our success tonight. 1017 01:13:45,955 --> 01:13:50,016 Ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Neha Melwani. 1018 01:14:18,754 --> 01:14:21,314 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 1019 01:14:21,424 --> 01:14:24,018 "Why is the heart so happy? Why..." 1020 01:14:24,126 --> 01:14:26,617 "Oh, my Lord! Oh, my Lord!" 1021 01:14:26,696 --> 01:14:30,359 "Oh, my Lord!" 1022 01:15:03,099 --> 01:15:05,260 I'm sorry I dropped your ice cream. 1023 01:15:07,937 --> 01:15:10,735 Okay. How about I buy you another one? 1024 01:15:12,908 --> 01:15:16,605 Please, please. - Alright. 1025 01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:18,277 Okay. 1026 01:15:22,852 --> 01:15:24,683 What's your name? - Veer. 1027 01:15:24,787 --> 01:15:25,845 What's your name? 1028 01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:28,515 My name is Neha. - Thank you. 1029 01:15:29,158 --> 01:15:35,358 Thank you. Here you go. - Okay, bye. 1030 01:15:56,052 --> 01:15:58,543 I didn't know that you were married. 1031 01:15:59,488 --> 01:16:04,221 I was. Not anymore. She left us. 1032 01:16:06,228 --> 01:16:10,426 I'm really sorry, Abhi. I didn't realise... I had no idea. 1033 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:12,395 I didn't mean that she passed away 1034 01:16:13,102 --> 01:16:17,266 She left me for somebody else. - Oh! 1035 01:16:17,973 --> 01:16:23,309 After Nisha left, I had to ask my mom to stay with us. 1036 01:16:25,781 --> 01:16:28,978 At that point of time, I needed her more than Veer. 1037 01:16:31,487 --> 01:16:33,785 But even she left us a few months back. 1038 01:16:34,890 --> 01:16:36,187 For whom? 1039 01:16:39,695 --> 01:16:42,562 It's okay. - I'm sorry. 1040 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:56,506 Hello! - Sam! - Hello! 1041 01:16:56,745 --> 01:17:00,977 Sam, guess what! I've been given a big project to shoot. - Wow! 1042 01:17:00,983 --> 01:17:04,214 I know. I've to got go to Philadelphia for the shoot today. 1043 01:17:04,487 --> 01:17:05,613 I'll be back tomorrow. 1044 01:17:05,688 --> 01:17:07,155 You're leaving, 1045 01:17:07,556 --> 01:17:12,084 Don't go. - Sam, the food is in the fridge, tell Neha also. 1046 01:17:12,261 --> 01:17:16,755 Ok. I'll miss you, my jiggereypoo. - Bye, Sam. - Bye. 1047 01:17:25,541 --> 01:17:27,566 Ya hi! Neha Melwani, please. 1048 01:17:27,643 --> 01:17:31,010 Its a surprise, Neha. Wait for two minutes. 1049 01:17:31,113 --> 01:17:34,947 Oh! But you can surprise me without all this too, you know Sam. 1050 01:17:34,950 --> 01:17:36,281 Nope. 1051 01:17:39,288 --> 01:17:41,483 Right here. - Okay. 1052 01:17:42,057 --> 01:17:45,049 Ready? - Yes, please. 1053 01:17:50,099 --> 01:17:55,127 3-2-1... 1054 01:18:00,943 --> 01:18:02,069 Wow! 1055 01:18:02,144 --> 01:18:03,236 Surprised? 1056 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:06,242 Yes! 1057 01:18:06,949 --> 01:18:10,180 Well, it's all yours. 1058 01:18:13,189 --> 01:18:14,315 Okay. 1059 01:18:55,531 --> 01:19:02,369 I want to give you something. So that when you're 90 years old... 1060 01:19:02,438 --> 01:19:06,204 ...and you've lost your memory, you can't see clearly... 1061 01:19:06,275 --> 01:19:08,505 ...you're hard of hearing and basically... 1062 01:19:08,611 --> 01:19:11,409 ...be alone then... 1063 01:19:13,148 --> 01:19:17,881 ...then this will be extremely useful to you. 1064 01:19:19,622 --> 01:19:21,783 Do you know why? - Why? 1065 01:19:22,625 --> 01:19:28,029 Because it contains every moment, every second... 1066 01:19:29,665 --> 01:19:32,532 ...that I've spent with my dearest friend. 1067 01:19:37,306 --> 01:19:40,275 I call it my Sam and Neha diary. 1068 01:19:43,946 --> 01:19:46,437 The first time you cooked for me... 1069 01:19:48,150 --> 01:19:53,679 ...I enjoyed eating it. And then I ate something else... 1070 01:19:55,124 --> 01:19:56,955 Digestive pills. - Sam! 1071 01:20:01,597 --> 01:20:06,193 The first time we went for a walk. - I remember that. 1072 01:20:08,404 --> 01:20:12,238 We gazed at the sunset and then at the moonlit night. 1073 01:20:13,375 --> 01:20:17,004 By the way, you were looking very pretty that night. 1074 01:20:23,819 --> 01:20:25,286 Sam! 1075 01:20:25,854 --> 01:20:32,191 Our first moments of joy, moments of laughter... 1076 01:20:34,063 --> 01:20:37,590 And then our first time in the rain. 1077 01:20:55,250 --> 01:21:00,017 You know what? This is the most beautiful moment... 1078 01:21:01,457 --> 01:21:04,324 ...in Sam and Neha's diary. 1079 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:10,056 But here... - Smile. 1080 01:21:13,702 --> 01:21:19,402 Sam, it's perfect. 1081 01:21:23,612 --> 01:21:25,011 Thank you. 1082 01:21:36,191 --> 01:21:38,386 Okay, let's go through the book. Okay. 1083 01:22:08,323 --> 01:22:11,690 Co-chief editor, congrats. 1084 01:22:17,866 --> 01:22:20,198 This should've happened long back. 1085 01:22:28,310 --> 01:22:29,402 Have they just given you a promotion... 1086 01:22:29,478 --> 01:22:31,639 ...or will they increase your pay as well? - Of course. 1087 01:22:32,080 --> 01:22:33,308 Here's your size, sir. 1088 01:22:33,415 --> 01:22:35,440 Thank you. Guys, I'm just coming. 1089 01:22:35,617 --> 01:22:39,212 Hey! I really like that. Think I should try it on? 1090 01:22:39,388 --> 01:22:41,151 Yes. - Ok. 1091 01:22:50,933 --> 01:22:52,195 Neha! 1092 01:22:55,070 --> 01:22:56,935 Neha! - Sam! 1093 01:23:05,948 --> 01:23:09,042 Neha, I want to tell you something. 1094 01:23:14,022 --> 01:23:16,047 It's just that... 1095 01:23:19,761 --> 01:23:23,322 I've been feeling differently towards you for the last few days. 1096 01:23:23,398 --> 01:23:24,729 Sam! 1097 01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:29,467 Just let me speak, okay? Just one minute... 1098 01:23:31,607 --> 01:23:37,512 Whenever I'm with you, I feel something different. 1099 01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:38,671 Sam. 1100 01:23:38,780 --> 01:23:41,806 I know. I know you're going to say that I'm gay. 1101 01:23:42,184 --> 01:23:49,113 But just suppose... suppose I wasn't gay. Then... 1102 01:23:49,992 --> 01:23:51,050 What would you have said? 1103 01:23:51,159 --> 01:23:52,387 Sam... 1104 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,992 What'd you have said other than my name, Neha? 1105 01:23:54,997 --> 01:23:56,862 Sam. - Neha. 1106 01:23:57,165 --> 01:23:58,894 Sam. - Neha. 1107 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:02,067 Sam! What's wrong with you?! 1108 01:24:02,137 --> 01:24:03,399 Neha?! 1109 01:24:04,239 --> 01:24:05,365 Kunal?! 1110 01:24:06,241 --> 01:24:07,731 You love Neha? - Yes, so? 1111 01:24:07,809 --> 01:24:08,935 No, you can't. - Why? 1112 01:24:08,944 --> 01:24:10,138 Because I love Neha. 1113 01:24:10,245 --> 01:24:11,769 Guys, what are you doing? 1114 01:24:16,218 --> 01:24:17,617 You guys are getting out of here right now. 1115 01:24:17,686 --> 01:24:18,948 This is so embarrassing, you know? 1116 01:24:19,021 --> 01:24:20,215 One minute. 1117 01:24:21,523 --> 01:24:22,683 Since when have you been in love with Neha? 1118 01:24:22,791 --> 01:24:24,349 What do you mean since when? Is there a time limit to it? 1119 01:24:24,426 --> 01:24:26,053 Yes, offer open only till stocks last. 1120 01:24:26,161 --> 01:24:28,527 Exactly. And Neha is single now. So the sale is on! 1121 01:24:28,597 --> 01:24:30,758 Hey! This isn't a 'buy one and get one free' scheme. 1122 01:24:30,866 --> 01:24:33,027 I came here before you, so I'll tell her first. 1123 01:24:34,102 --> 01:24:35,626 That's it. That's it. 1124 01:24:40,142 --> 01:24:42,940 Disgusting! Disgusting behaviour! 1125 01:24:43,645 --> 01:24:47,638 No, no. Saw that? She hates you. 1126 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:50,309 Yes? And if she'd heard what you had to say... 1127 01:24:50,385 --> 01:24:53,013 ...then she'd have hated you even more and more than that... 1128 01:24:53,121 --> 01:24:54,884 ...she'll throw us out of the house. 1129 01:24:55,023 --> 01:24:57,514 So what, man?! Let her throw us out. I don't care. 1130 01:24:57,759 --> 01:24:59,750 If I worry about that then I'll never be able to tell her that I love her. 1131 01:24:59,861 --> 01:25:02,728 No you can't because no house equals no Neha. 1132 01:25:02,831 --> 01:25:04,162 You got it? 1133 01:25:06,535 --> 01:25:07,934 What do we do now? 1134 01:25:09,938 --> 01:25:12,736 Hey Sam, it's Neha's birthday tomorrow. 1135 01:25:12,808 --> 01:25:15,436 I'm planning something special for her. 1136 01:25:15,777 --> 01:25:18,473 I know a new place, its really cool 1137 01:25:18,647 --> 01:25:20,581 After work I'll pick her up and bring her there. 1138 01:25:20,983 --> 01:25:22,644 Meet us there by 9 sharp. 1139 01:25:23,852 --> 01:25:26,343 Enough is enough, Kunal. Tell me, where are we going? 1140 01:25:26,455 --> 01:25:28,946 Nothing special. Just dinner and a movie. 1141 01:25:31,360 --> 01:25:33,760 Where is Sam? - Sam had some important work. 1142 01:25:50,746 --> 01:26:00,621 Kunal! Neha! 1143 01:26:01,957 --> 01:26:03,515 Kunal! 1144 01:26:28,350 --> 01:26:32,844 Wow! Kunal, I mean... I must say, it's a beautiful surprise. 1145 01:26:32,954 --> 01:26:35,184 It's fantastic. 1146 01:26:42,364 --> 01:26:43,922 What's this? 1147 01:26:44,933 --> 01:26:46,764 Will you have dinner with me? 1148 01:26:51,206 --> 01:26:52,298 Sure. 1149 01:27:43,859 --> 01:27:47,022 'Kuch Kuch Hota Hai,' my favourite movie. 1150 01:27:47,095 --> 01:27:48,255 How do you know that? 1151 01:27:48,363 --> 01:27:49,489 Do you like it? 1152 01:27:49,564 --> 01:27:54,763 Are you kidding? I love it. Oh it's perfect! 1153 01:27:54,870 --> 01:27:57,100 Come, let's go. 1154 01:28:10,352 --> 01:28:13,651 Just like her father. 1155 01:28:33,441 --> 01:28:34,601 What happened? 1156 01:28:42,317 --> 01:28:43,875 No music. 1157 01:30:22,183 --> 01:30:29,487 Hey, Kunal! What an idea! You should've seen his face. 1158 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:34,660 You were right. He gave a lot of pleasure to my kitty party group. 1159 01:30:34,763 --> 01:30:36,196 This was your idea?! 1160 01:30:36,898 --> 01:30:38,092 What? 1161 01:30:39,167 --> 01:30:40,930 What?! You think it's funny? 1162 01:30:41,102 --> 01:30:43,229 Listen, Sam. Relax. 1163 01:30:43,305 --> 01:30:45,273 Relax?! - Sam. 1164 01:30:50,011 --> 01:30:51,444 Kunal! 1165 01:30:57,352 --> 01:30:59,445 What's wrong with you guys? 1166 01:31:02,190 --> 01:31:05,353 If there's a problem then we can talk about it. 1167 01:31:26,348 --> 01:31:29,146 They crossed the limit last night. They were fighting. 1168 01:31:29,250 --> 01:31:30,979 Actually, hitting each other. 1169 01:31:31,853 --> 01:31:34,219 I mean, there's a solution to everything. 1170 01:31:34,356 --> 01:31:36,051 What's the need to get violent? 1171 01:31:36,157 --> 01:31:37,715 Can you... can you just say something? 1172 01:31:37,826 --> 01:31:40,727 Please, I want to play on my Play-station. 1173 01:31:45,200 --> 01:31:46,531 Veer. Veer! 1174 01:31:47,068 --> 01:31:54,236 Neha, I was wondering if... actually I'm... 1175 01:31:54,676 --> 01:31:59,511 I have invites to a party tonight and if you wish... 1176 01:31:59,614 --> 01:32:01,013 I'd love to. 1177 01:32:03,651 --> 01:32:08,486 Oh no! I promised Sam and Kunal... 1178 01:32:08,556 --> 01:32:11,525 ...that I'll take them out so that they can chat... 1179 01:32:11,593 --> 01:32:13,151 ...and sort out everything. 1180 01:32:13,228 --> 01:32:18,757 That's okay. Bring them along. They can chat and maybe... 1181 01:32:20,035 --> 01:32:21,525 ...the two of us as well. 1182 01:32:22,637 --> 01:32:25,128 Sounds good. You're sure, right? 1183 01:32:25,240 --> 01:32:27,606 Yeah! - Okay. 1184 01:32:27,976 --> 01:32:30,501 10pm. The Delano. 1185 01:32:37,385 --> 01:32:39,717 Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome here, to... 1186 01:32:39,821 --> 01:32:42,551 ...the inaugural children's charity event auction. 1187 01:32:42,657 --> 01:32:45,251 We've got some amazing works of art here tonight. 1188 01:32:45,393 --> 01:32:47,918 The work you can see over to my left is a piece... 1189 01:32:48,029 --> 01:32:50,691 ...by the renowned artist Humphrey Bovedink. 1190 01:32:50,765 --> 01:32:54,758 No, no, don't worry. Sam and Kunal are with me. 1191 01:32:54,869 --> 01:32:59,363 You take your time, Okay, bye. I'll see you. 1192 01:32:59,541 --> 01:33:05,104 ...after the rigor mortis wore off they flopped down to his sides 1193 01:33:05,280 --> 01:33:07,976 This is an amazing piece of art if we can start the bidding... 1194 01:33:07,982 --> 01:33:11,474 ...right now, tonight... at 2000. 2000! 2000! Do I have 2000? 1195 01:33:11,553 --> 01:33:14,522 Yes, we've got 2000 over there. 3000! 3000! 1196 01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:16,146 Any takers for 3000? 1197 01:33:16,224 --> 01:33:19,523 Thank you. 4000. 4000. Anybody for 4000? 1198 01:33:19,594 --> 01:33:21,562 All right. Guys, what's the problem? 1199 01:33:23,164 --> 01:33:25,860 Stop it. How long are you going to keep fighting like this? 1200 01:33:25,934 --> 01:33:28,801 Talk to each other, just spell it out, sort it out. 1201 01:33:29,070 --> 01:33:32,870 Fine. Kunal, you tell me. I'll solve the problem. 1202 01:33:32,941 --> 01:33:34,932 Just tell me. 1203 01:33:35,777 --> 01:33:37,938 Do you want to know? - Yes. 1204 01:33:38,012 --> 01:33:39,104 Do you really want to know? - Yes, Sam. 1205 01:33:39,180 --> 01:33:40,306 I really want to know. 1206 01:33:40,415 --> 01:33:44,112 Fine. There's somebody else in Kunal's life. 1207 01:33:44,185 --> 01:33:45,277 What?! - What?! 1208 01:33:45,353 --> 01:33:46,820 3500. Thank you very much, sir. 1209 01:33:46,888 --> 01:33:49,015 He is cheating on me, the dog! 1210 01:33:49,124 --> 01:33:51,183 With whom? - Rustom. 1211 01:33:51,493 --> 01:33:52,551 Rustom? - Who's that? 1212 01:33:52,660 --> 01:33:54,423 His personal trainer. - Mine? 1213 01:33:54,529 --> 01:33:55,587 Is this true, Kunal? 1214 01:33:55,697 --> 01:33:57,722 Yes, it is true. Why are you asking him? Ask me. 1215 01:33:59,567 --> 01:34:02,035 Do you know that everyday when he returns from the gym... 1216 01:34:02,103 --> 01:34:06,267 ...I ask him so lovingly if he worked out a lot. 1217 01:34:06,374 --> 01:34:07,705 And do you know what he replies? - What? 1218 01:34:07,775 --> 01:34:11,233 Today, I did 100 pull-ups and 200 push-ups. 1219 01:34:11,813 --> 01:34:15,613 Now I know whom he was doing his push-ups on. 1220 01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:17,110 I'm so sorry. 1221 01:34:17,185 --> 01:34:18,277 4000. 4000. Thank you. 1222 01:34:18,353 --> 01:34:20,548 Need a hug... - I'm so sorry. 1223 01:34:20,655 --> 01:34:22,953 This is a lie. - No, it's true. 1224 01:34:23,558 --> 01:34:27,494 The truth is that he can't do anything - What?! 1225 01:34:27,562 --> 01:34:29,029 What?! - No. 1226 01:34:29,097 --> 01:34:30,689 4500. Thank you very much, madam. 1227 01:34:30,765 --> 01:34:31,857 Yes! - Yes. No! 1228 01:34:31,933 --> 01:34:35,892 He's incapable, Neha. I've never told this to anybody before this. 1229 01:34:36,604 --> 01:34:42,736 But I stood by him at every step in life... 1230 01:34:43,244 --> 01:34:44,609 ...and what did he give me in return? 1231 01:34:44,679 --> 01:34:46,237 All I got was suspicion. 1232 01:34:47,582 --> 01:34:49,675 5000. Thank you very much, sir. 1233 01:34:49,784 --> 01:34:52,981 Oh yeah! Come outside I'll clear your doubts 1234 01:34:53,054 --> 01:34:54,646 And I'll show you Rustom. - Yes. - Yes. 1235 01:34:54,722 --> 01:34:55,814 Come on. Let's do it, man. Come on! 1236 01:34:55,890 --> 01:34:57,289 Yes! Come on! - Come on! 1237 01:35:09,604 --> 01:35:11,697 Oh! Jesus! 1238 01:35:13,474 --> 01:35:14,805 We should go. - Okay. 1239 01:35:15,843 --> 01:35:17,572 Where are you going? 1240 01:35:19,414 --> 01:35:20,506 It was him. 1241 01:35:20,615 --> 01:35:21,843 Ladies and gentlemen, there has been... 1242 01:35:21,950 --> 01:35:23,815 ...a slight change in lot number one. 1243 01:35:23,885 --> 01:35:26,513 What we are offering you here at this children's charity event... 1244 01:35:26,621 --> 01:35:29,021 ...is an adults-only, one night special. 1245 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:34,161 A night of absolute debauchery with these two gentlemen over here. 1246 01:35:38,933 --> 01:35:43,893 We're going to start the bidding for both of them at $440. 1247 01:35:45,106 --> 01:35:49,065 400. Do I hear $404? 1248 01:35:50,979 --> 01:35:55,075 $10. - $10? 1249 01:35:55,917 --> 01:35:59,944 Right, $10. Then could we have $20? 1250 01:36:00,021 --> 01:36:01,511 Come on, baby. Take it off. Take it off. 1251 01:37:09,891 --> 01:37:11,051 $5000! 1252 01:37:11,159 --> 01:37:15,926 5000! Sold to the beautiful, beautiful woman over there. 1253 01:37:26,474 --> 01:37:28,942 Nobody else has a right over the two of you. 1254 01:37:30,144 --> 01:37:31,805 You belong to me. 1255 01:37:37,952 --> 01:37:47,884 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1256 01:37:48,563 --> 01:37:54,559 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1257 01:37:54,902 --> 01:37:57,029 "Drop your earrings..." 1258 01:37:57,105 --> 01:38:02,168 "If your eyes meet hers, then you shall melt." 1259 01:38:03,778 --> 01:38:05,939 "Dance to the beats..." 1260 01:38:05,947 --> 01:38:11,044 "Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps." 1261 01:38:11,886 --> 01:38:15,378 "Sways her body and lays the trap." 1262 01:38:15,490 --> 01:38:18,982 "Makes the heart grow restless." 1263 01:38:18,993 --> 01:38:23,157 "Every Romeo agrees they have never seen such a girl." 1264 01:38:23,231 --> 01:38:25,563 "They have never seen such a girl." 1265 01:38:25,666 --> 01:38:29,033 "I've seen millions of other girls." 1266 01:38:29,103 --> 01:38:32,595 "There isn't anybody like my Indian girl." 1267 01:38:32,707 --> 01:38:36,006 "I've seen a million other girls..." 1268 01:38:36,110 --> 01:38:39,841 "...but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl." 1269 01:38:39,947 --> 01:38:43,144 "Who's the hottest girl in the world?" 1270 01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:46,709 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1271 01:38:46,954 --> 01:38:50,185 "With her grooves, she'll rock your world." 1272 01:38:50,291 --> 01:38:53,920 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1273 01:39:13,181 --> 01:39:20,053 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1274 01:39:20,888 --> 01:39:27,851 "If you look at her hips sway, it will add colour to your dreams." 1275 01:39:27,929 --> 01:39:34,425 "When she holds their hands, her lovers die smiling." 1276 01:39:34,535 --> 01:39:41,373 "Search wherever you'd like, but you won't find such a girl." 1277 01:39:41,442 --> 01:39:44,843 "I've seen millions of other girls." 1278 01:39:44,946 --> 01:39:48,404 There isn't anybody like my Indian girl." 1279 01:39:48,483 --> 01:39:51,975 "I've seen a million other girls..." 1280 01:39:51,986 --> 01:39:55,649 "...but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl." 1281 01:39:55,723 --> 01:39:58,920 "Who's the hottest girl in the world?" 1282 01:39:59,026 --> 01:40:02,689 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1283 01:40:02,763 --> 01:40:05,994 "With her grooves, she'll rock your world." 1284 01:40:06,067 --> 01:40:15,237 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1285 01:40:36,664 --> 01:40:43,593 "Wherever I go, every eye follows me." 1286 01:40:43,704 --> 01:40:50,166 "Wherever I pause, so do a million heartbeats." 1287 01:40:50,278 --> 01:40:55,079 "Everybody's eyes told me that they've seen a girl..." 1288 01:40:55,149 --> 01:40:56,946 "...like me, only in their dreams." 1289 01:40:57,018 --> 01:40:58,952 "A girl like me!" 1290 01:40:58,953 --> 01:41:02,389 "I've seen millions of other girls." 1291 01:41:02,490 --> 01:41:05,857 There isn't anybody like an Indian girl." 1292 01:41:05,927 --> 01:41:09,385 "I've seen a million other girls..." 1293 01:41:09,497 --> 01:41:13,194 "...but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl." 1294 01:41:13,267 --> 01:41:16,566 "Who's the hottest girl in the world?" 1295 01:41:16,637 --> 01:41:20,073 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1296 01:41:20,274 --> 01:41:23,471 "With our grooves, she'll rock your world." 1297 01:41:23,578 --> 01:41:27,275 "My Indian girl, Indian girl..." 1298 01:41:28,149 --> 01:41:30,310 "Drop your earrings..." 1299 01:41:30,384 --> 01:41:35,481 "If your eyes meet hers, then you shall melt." 1300 01:41:37,024 --> 01:41:39,083 "Dance to the beats..." 1301 01:41:39,193 --> 01:41:44,324 "Everybody's heartbeat matches your steps." 1302 01:41:45,199 --> 01:41:48,691 "Sways her body and lays the trap." 1303 01:41:48,769 --> 01:41:52,227 "Makes the heart grow restless." 1304 01:41:52,306 --> 01:41:56,402 "Every Romeo agrees that they have never seen such a girl." 1305 01:41:56,477 --> 01:41:58,968 "They have never seen such a girl." 1306 01:41:59,080 --> 01:42:02,481 "I've seen millions of other girls." 1307 01:42:02,583 --> 01:42:06,019 There isn't anybody like my Indian girl." 1308 01:42:06,120 --> 01:42:09,487 "I've seen a million other girls..." 1309 01:42:09,557 --> 01:42:13,220 "...but the prettiest among them is my Indian girl." 1310 01:42:13,327 --> 01:42:16,592 "Who's the hottest girl in the world?" 1311 01:42:16,697 --> 01:42:20,258 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1312 01:42:20,368 --> 01:42:23,633 "With her grooves, she'll rock your world." 1313 01:42:23,738 --> 01:42:27,139 "My Indian girl, my Indian girl..." 1314 01:42:27,241 --> 01:42:28,503 Who is that? 1315 01:42:29,143 --> 01:42:30,474 Neha's boss. 1316 01:42:32,346 --> 01:42:34,746 It seems her boss wants to toss us out. 1317 01:42:35,783 --> 01:42:37,273 What do we do now? 1318 01:42:38,953 --> 01:42:42,320 Whatever we do, we'll do it together. 1319 01:43:10,284 --> 01:43:12,650 Surprise! 1320 01:43:13,988 --> 01:43:15,216 Surprise! Dude, what's up? - Huh? 1321 01:43:15,322 --> 01:43:16,721 Didn't you recognise me? It's me. Kunal. 1322 01:43:16,824 --> 01:43:18,985 Neha's friend and roommate. - And I'm Sam. 1323 01:43:19,160 --> 01:43:21,151 Dude, what a house?! Awesome! 1324 01:43:21,228 --> 01:43:23,253 Yes, man. I hope you don't have a problem. 1325 01:43:23,364 --> 01:43:24,695 We thought that you're Neha's friend... 1326 01:43:24,765 --> 01:43:26,733 ...and Neha's our friend. They're all our friends... 1327 01:43:26,834 --> 01:43:29,359 ...so everybody's your friend. Cool? Cool! 1328 01:43:29,437 --> 01:43:31,064 Guys, let's have a party! 1329 01:43:32,640 --> 01:43:34,574 Don't be shy, buddy. Feel at home. 1330 01:43:34,642 --> 01:43:36,234 Dude, what do you think of Neha? 1331 01:43:36,477 --> 01:43:39,913 Neha. Neha is the prettiest girl on the planet. 1332 01:43:40,014 --> 01:43:43,643 The loveliest. She's funny, good looking, a little crazy. 1333 01:43:44,552 --> 01:43:45,678 Weren't you about to say this? 1334 01:43:45,786 --> 01:43:47,720 That's the problem. You don't say anything. 1335 01:43:47,988 --> 01:43:49,319 Say something, buddy. 1336 01:43:51,192 --> 01:43:54,355 He's a shy fellow. No problem. 1337 01:43:54,428 --> 01:43:56,521 Don't worry. We'll say whatever is to be said. 1338 01:43:56,597 --> 01:43:58,497 After all, they're all your friends. You're Neha's friend. - Yes. 1339 01:43:58,566 --> 01:43:59,658 Neha's our friend? - Exactly. 1340 01:43:59,734 --> 01:44:01,759 We will have to help you - Yes, sounds like a deal. 1341 01:44:02,903 --> 01:44:05,963 So Neha, why do you like Abhi? 1342 01:44:05,973 --> 01:44:07,235 I think he's just about okay. 1343 01:44:07,308 --> 01:44:09,936 What?! Please! He's totally cool. 1344 01:44:10,144 --> 01:44:11,668 You look like a crazy fool. 1345 01:44:11,946 --> 01:44:14,938 Really? But it's an Armani, dude. 1346 01:44:14,949 --> 01:44:17,941 It is? Oh I see so you're willing to sacrifice all of Neha's wishes... 1347 01:44:18,018 --> 01:44:19,485 ...just for your Armani. 1348 01:44:27,261 --> 01:44:29,252 Bye, guys. I'm going. That's him. 1349 01:44:45,279 --> 01:44:50,182 He's not like most guys today who think about just one thing. 1350 01:44:52,853 --> 01:44:55,788 What? - You have to do it. 1351 01:44:58,492 --> 01:45:00,426 No, I can't do it. 1352 01:45:02,730 --> 01:45:05,164 Why? No 'ting-tong' in your 'ding-dong'? 1353 01:45:06,367 --> 01:45:09,530 I heard that you like red wine a lot? 1354 01:45:10,638 --> 01:45:13,607 Yes, who told you? 1355 01:45:14,375 --> 01:45:22,407 Whoever told me also told me that you get very naughty... 1356 01:45:23,717 --> 01:45:25,116 ...after drinking red wine. 1357 01:45:26,120 --> 01:45:29,851 Shall I tell you something naughty? Don't laugh, okay? 1358 01:45:29,957 --> 01:45:31,515 Okay. - Promise? - Sure. 1359 01:45:32,726 --> 01:45:35,388 I think his chest hair is so sexy. 1360 01:45:42,603 --> 01:45:45,401 Ready? 1-2-3! 1361 01:45:48,209 --> 01:45:50,074 This place is really nice. 1362 01:45:59,186 --> 01:46:00,517 Like it? 1363 01:46:03,290 --> 01:46:04,518 Nice. 1364 01:46:04,625 --> 01:46:08,356 You know, the best thing about him is that he's chivalrous. 1365 01:46:09,330 --> 01:46:11,924 I mean, he knows that I'm a strong and successful... 1366 01:46:11,932 --> 01:46:17,131 ...career woman, but he never forgets that I'm also a girl. 1367 01:46:20,541 --> 01:46:22,975 Is she a helpless girl? Are her hands broken? 1368 01:46:23,077 --> 01:46:24,135 Yes, but... 1369 01:46:24,245 --> 01:46:26,076 Then why do you have to pull her chair, open her bottle... 1370 01:46:26,146 --> 01:46:27,477 Dude, treat her like an equal. 1371 01:46:27,581 --> 01:46:28,912 But I do... 1372 01:46:45,666 --> 01:46:49,295 Oh, okay. 1373 01:47:03,951 --> 01:47:06,010 Thanks, Pierre. The table was perfect. 1374 01:47:06,120 --> 01:47:08,987 And we had such a great time as usual. See you! 1375 01:47:11,725 --> 01:47:13,659 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1376 01:47:15,162 --> 01:47:16,561 What is wrong with you? 1377 01:47:20,901 --> 01:47:22,232 Neha. Neha. Neha... 1378 01:47:22,303 --> 01:47:24,100 Don't touch me. - But Neha, listen... 1379 01:47:24,204 --> 01:47:27,401 What's wrong with you, Abhi? You're acting so weird. 1380 01:47:27,908 --> 01:47:29,933 I mean, if you didn't like me, then you could've told me. 1381 01:47:29,944 --> 01:47:31,844 Why do you have to behave like this? 1382 01:47:32,646 --> 01:47:35,774 Is this some sort of a joke? Do you think this is funny? I don't. 1383 01:47:35,849 --> 01:47:39,615 Joke? Do you think it's a joke to get yourself waxed? 1384 01:47:40,220 --> 01:47:42,484 Wearing these ridiculous clothes, acting like an idiot 1385 01:47:42,723 --> 01:47:46,318 I don't think it's funny. Do you see me laughing? 1386 01:47:46,894 --> 01:47:51,331 Do you? Forget it! 1387 01:48:02,076 --> 01:48:06,911 Look, I'm sorry. I really want this to work and... 1388 01:48:08,082 --> 01:48:10,312 ...l'm ready to do anything for that. 1389 01:48:11,719 --> 01:48:18,921 I'll wear these kind of clothes, wax myself, anything. Okay? 1390 01:48:21,528 --> 01:48:24,361 But when did I ask you to do all of this? 1391 01:48:33,807 --> 01:48:35,035 She loves it. 1392 01:48:35,109 --> 01:48:39,637 Hey you, bag of hair. It looks good on top, not everywhere. 1393 01:48:40,814 --> 01:48:43,078 You're just jealous, you hairless wonder. 1394 01:48:51,458 --> 01:48:55,986 Hey! Are you okay? 1395 01:49:04,104 --> 01:49:06,629 Do you love each other? 1396 01:49:11,412 --> 01:49:12,970 I didn't think so. 1397 01:49:15,949 --> 01:49:18,315 Neha... - How do I know this? 1398 01:49:20,320 --> 01:49:21,844 Abhi... 1399 01:49:22,956 --> 01:49:30,260 The two of you met him, made him do all this... 1400 01:49:34,902 --> 01:49:37,462 Since when have you been hiding this from me? 1401 01:49:37,771 --> 01:49:40,638 Neha, we wanted to tell you, but... 1402 01:49:40,741 --> 01:49:42,504 But you didn't tell me, Kunal. 1403 01:49:46,947 --> 01:49:51,941 Neha, look. Please. Forget whatever has happened. 1404 01:49:52,119 --> 01:49:54,280 We're really sorry. 1405 01:49:54,955 --> 01:49:57,219 Henceforth, everything will happen as per your wish. 1406 01:49:57,324 --> 01:49:59,724 I promise. Look, we really didn't mean to upset you. It's not... 1407 01:49:59,827 --> 01:50:05,697 How is that, Sam? How can everything be like old times? 1408 01:50:06,400 --> 01:50:11,463 I mean, the three of us are best friends. 1409 01:50:13,807 --> 01:50:20,076 We live in the same house. We like the same guy... 1410 01:50:26,687 --> 01:50:31,954 I know that Abhi is attractive and when you met him in the party... 1411 01:50:32,025 --> 01:50:33,856 ...you might've fallen for him... 1412 01:50:40,334 --> 01:50:45,601 Now, you tell me how everything can be just like old times. 1413 01:50:47,307 --> 01:50:49,639 Somebody's heart will surely break... 1414 01:50:49,943 --> 01:50:54,073 ...and that too, because of one of us. 1415 01:50:54,348 --> 01:50:57,374 Actually, it'll be because of me. 1416 01:50:58,652 --> 01:51:03,385 Because Abhi only likes girls. 1417 01:51:03,490 --> 01:51:10,020 And I'm the only girl among the three of us. 1418 01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:18,563 Sorry, keep him. I don't want him. Keep him. 1419 01:51:20,207 --> 01:51:21,265 Why are you shouting? 1420 01:51:21,375 --> 01:51:23,809 Shouting? I'm not shouting. Keep him. I don't want him. 1421 01:51:23,911 --> 01:51:26,175 I'll live without him. I don't know about him. 1422 01:51:27,414 --> 01:51:29,575 Trust me. There is no problem from my end. 1423 01:51:29,650 --> 01:51:31,447 See, it's all good. 1424 01:51:33,353 --> 01:51:36,322 You mean... it's okay? 1425 01:51:36,390 --> 01:51:38,358 Really, take him. 1426 01:51:39,660 --> 01:51:41,355 Guys, I love you. I love you guys so much. 1427 01:51:41,428 --> 01:51:42,986 Yes. Okay. 1428 01:51:51,071 --> 01:51:52,561 Okay, what do we do now? 1429 01:51:52,639 --> 01:51:55,733 A hard blow in a hard way. 1430 01:52:13,894 --> 01:52:16,829 No, I won't go to a boarding school. 1431 01:52:17,030 --> 01:52:19,430 No, Veer. Good children don't cry. 1432 01:52:19,733 --> 01:52:22,293 Neha and your dad have planned everything out. 1433 01:52:22,402 --> 01:52:24,563 They'll throw you out after their wedding. 1434 01:52:24,638 --> 01:52:28,472 No, that won't happen. My dad loves me a lot. 1435 01:52:28,575 --> 01:52:30,338 This won't happen. 1436 01:52:30,444 --> 01:52:34,005 He used to. He loves Neha now. Isn't it? 1437 01:52:34,982 --> 01:52:36,449 No! 1438 01:52:36,750 --> 01:52:39,548 Kunal, you shouldn't make children cry. 1439 01:52:40,120 --> 01:52:41,280 What proof do you have? 1440 01:52:41,355 --> 01:52:44,950 Proof? When your dad returns home tonight... 1441 01:52:44,958 --> 01:52:47,483 ...you tell him that you're not well. 1442 01:52:47,761 --> 01:52:53,666 But then Neha will call and your dad will leave you suffering... 1443 01:52:53,734 --> 01:52:55,702 ...and go out with Neha. 1444 01:52:55,902 --> 01:52:59,633 Then you'll know how much your dad loves you. 1445 01:52:59,740 --> 01:53:01,139 No! 1446 01:53:01,241 --> 01:53:04,074 Kunal, so mean. 1447 01:53:04,845 --> 01:53:06,642 Abhi's actually very sweet. 1448 01:53:06,747 --> 01:53:09,944 See, this is your problem. Too sweet! 1449 01:53:10,017 --> 01:53:13,180 If you were to call him now you'd get to know all about his sweetness. 1450 01:53:13,287 --> 01:53:14,982 Yes. He'd answer your call and say. 1451 01:53:15,055 --> 01:53:18,491 Hello! Hi, Neha. Oh, I'm so sorry. Not today... 1452 01:53:18,558 --> 01:53:20,048 I'm not feeling well. 1453 01:53:20,427 --> 01:53:22,827 Shut up, guys. Why would he lie? 1454 01:53:22,929 --> 01:53:25,329 He came to office this morning. And he was perfectly fine. 1455 01:53:25,932 --> 01:53:29,390 See, Neha. This is your problem. You're too loyal. 1456 01:53:29,469 --> 01:53:30,959 Is there anybody else at his home? 1457 01:53:30,971 --> 01:53:33,030 Does he live with anybody else Mom? Sister? Father? 1458 01:53:33,106 --> 01:53:34,971 Yes, he has a son. Anything else? 1459 01:53:34,975 --> 01:53:37,409 Alright so he'll say his son isn't well. 1460 01:53:37,477 --> 01:53:39,638 He doesn't need to lie to me. 1461 01:53:39,746 --> 01:53:41,577 Neha, all guys are the same. 1462 01:53:41,648 --> 01:53:43,479 Yes, you can bet on that. 1463 01:53:44,484 --> 01:53:46,349 Yes, you're on. 1464 01:53:50,624 --> 01:53:51,955 Hello. - Hi. 1465 01:53:51,958 --> 01:53:53,084 Hey Neha! 1466 01:53:53,193 --> 01:53:58,153 I was missing you a lot. Let's do something exciting today. 1467 01:53:58,231 --> 01:54:01,029 Not tonight. It's a bit difficult. 1468 01:54:01,101 --> 01:54:03,797 Why? Are you suddenly not well? 1469 01:54:03,904 --> 01:54:07,931 No, not me. Veer isn't feeling well. 1470 01:54:08,542 --> 01:54:11,477 Veer? Fine. 1471 01:54:21,021 --> 01:54:22,215 Neha! 1472 01:54:22,656 --> 01:54:28,720 Hey! No fever. Do you want to play videogames? 1473 01:54:28,829 --> 01:54:29,989 Yes! 1474 01:54:30,330 --> 01:54:33,561 Naughty boy! You just said you're not feeling well? 1475 01:54:36,536 --> 01:54:41,701 Okay, you can play videogames. But can I go out for one hour? 1476 01:54:41,775 --> 01:54:43,743 No. - Just one hour. 1477 01:54:43,810 --> 01:54:46,108 No. - Please. 1478 01:54:46,413 --> 01:54:49,644 Okay. - I love you. 1479 01:54:57,124 --> 01:55:00,389 You know, I think he is jealous of you. 1480 01:55:01,194 --> 01:55:02,491 Of me? 1481 01:55:05,899 --> 01:55:11,735 You know I always knew that, when I meet someone... 1482 01:55:11,938 --> 01:55:13,929 ...I would have to fight a little for him. 1483 01:55:13,940 --> 01:55:16,966 But with his 5 year old son I mean... 1484 01:55:17,077 --> 01:55:18,772 ...that's really something I not thought about. 1485 01:55:18,845 --> 01:55:22,144 I also knew that when I meet someone... 1486 01:55:22,449 --> 01:55:24,679 ...I would have to fight for her a little bit... 1487 01:55:25,152 --> 01:55:29,111 ...but with her 2 gay friends never thought of that. 1488 01:55:29,623 --> 01:55:32,319 You know you very lucky that both of them are gay... 1489 01:55:32,526 --> 01:55:34,255 ...or else the competition would be really tough. 1490 01:55:34,361 --> 01:55:37,660 Yes, but I would've won. 1491 01:55:39,099 --> 01:55:42,034 Really and why is that? 1492 01:55:42,469 --> 01:55:46,906 Because I am honest, I would never lie to you or break your heart. 1493 01:55:47,641 --> 01:55:51,668 I would change myself but never try to change you. 1494 01:55:57,017 --> 01:56:04,480 But most importantly, I would win because I am really good in... 1495 01:56:11,431 --> 01:56:16,869 Abhi, I cant believe you just said that. Oh my God! 1496 01:56:22,642 --> 01:56:25,076 Basketball match? So sweet! 1497 01:56:25,145 --> 01:56:27,739 Kunal, this is no time to joke. I'm really serious. 1498 01:56:27,814 --> 01:56:30,942 That's what I'm saying. It's very serious. 1499 01:56:31,151 --> 01:56:32,948 You'll are all going out together for the first time. 1500 01:56:33,019 --> 01:56:35,180 You, your daddy and your new mummy. 1501 01:56:35,355 --> 01:56:38,381 Mummy? Will she shout at me?! 1502 01:56:38,492 --> 01:56:39,754 You'll have to shout at him, Neha. 1503 01:56:39,860 --> 01:56:42,021 If he misbehaves, then you'll have to shout at him. 1504 01:56:42,095 --> 01:56:44,359 I can't shout at him. He's so sweet. 1505 01:56:44,431 --> 01:56:47,264 Uncle, she won't beat me, right? 1506 01:56:47,367 --> 01:56:48,925 I think you should give him a slap or two 1507 01:56:49,035 --> 01:56:51,401 Are you crazy?! How can I slap a kid? 1508 01:56:51,471 --> 01:56:54,099 Think about it, Veer. Today is the day you will have to... 1509 01:56:54,207 --> 01:56:55,606 ...decide what you want your future to be like. 1510 01:56:55,709 --> 01:56:56,767 What do you mean? 1511 01:56:56,843 --> 01:56:59,277 It's simple. Today is a trailor of what the rest of... 1512 01:56:59,346 --> 01:57:01,439 ...your life is going to be like. 1513 01:57:01,515 --> 01:57:03,983 Kunal, I'm really nervous. Will you and Sam 1514 01:57:03,984 --> 01:57:05,110 Please come to the game. 1515 01:57:05,185 --> 01:57:07,847 Don't worry, we're here for you. 1516 01:57:08,021 --> 01:57:09,648 Thank you, uncle. 1517 01:57:10,056 --> 01:57:11,956 We're sick. - Disgusting! 1518 01:57:14,494 --> 01:57:17,054 Hello! - Hello, may I speak with Abhimanyu Singh please? 1519 01:57:17,163 --> 01:57:18,926 He's not here. Can I take a message please? 1520 01:57:18,932 --> 01:57:20,866 Well, actually this is about the ring he ordered. 1521 01:57:22,936 --> 01:57:24,563 The ring? 1522 01:57:33,613 --> 01:57:35,080 Enjoyed it? 1523 01:57:42,122 --> 01:57:46,752 Hello. Yes, speaking. No, you wait. 1524 01:57:47,060 --> 01:57:52,930 I'll come out. I'll just come. - Yes, sure. 1525 01:58:06,446 --> 01:58:08,505 I want to go to the bathroom. 1526 01:58:09,749 --> 01:58:12,513 You want to go right now, Veer? - Yes, I want to go right now. 1527 01:58:14,054 --> 01:58:15,988 Veer, wait for two minutes please. 1528 01:58:16,056 --> 01:58:17,614 No, I want to go right now. 1529 01:58:17,691 --> 01:58:20,216 Veer, dad will be here in a minute. He'll take you there. 1530 01:58:20,327 --> 01:58:22,192 No, I want to go right now. 1531 01:58:23,563 --> 01:58:26,726 Veer, please wait. Please. Veer, where are you going? 1532 01:58:26,833 --> 01:58:29,028 Veer, stop it. Veer, otherwise I'll give you... 1533 01:58:30,870 --> 01:58:32,132 Sit there. 1534 01:58:35,542 --> 01:58:44,883 Look, I'm sorry, okay? Papa... - You're having fun. 1535 01:58:48,488 --> 01:58:51,514 Hello! Hey, where are you guys? 1536 01:58:53,259 --> 01:58:56,160 Hi, I'll be right back. 1537 01:58:56,229 --> 01:58:57,526 Okay. 1538 01:59:04,804 --> 01:59:06,362 Oh, my God! Thank God that you guys are here. 1539 01:59:06,439 --> 01:59:08,737 You have no idea how stressed I am. Okay? 1540 01:59:10,310 --> 01:59:12,938 After the two of you hung up, I got another phone call. 1541 01:59:12,946 --> 01:59:17,178 Actually, the call was for Abhi. From a jewellery store. 1542 01:59:17,884 --> 01:59:20,478 To tell him that the engagement ring is ready. 1543 01:59:20,553 --> 01:59:22,817 And that it's going to be delivered here, you know. 1544 01:59:25,959 --> 01:59:27,688 What you don't get it? He's going... 1545 01:59:27,761 --> 01:59:29,729 ...to propose here at half-time. 1546 01:59:37,303 --> 01:59:38,861 Nice, isn't it? 1547 01:59:41,541 --> 01:59:44,305 You know, I'm really nervous. 1548 01:59:44,411 --> 01:59:49,007 What do you think? Yes or no? What should I say? 1549 01:59:49,115 --> 01:59:50,673 I really hope she says yes. 1550 01:59:50,784 --> 01:59:52,183 I really can't make sense of it. 1551 01:59:52,285 --> 01:59:54,617 I mean, so quickly all this. 1552 01:59:55,488 --> 01:59:58,946 Honestly I hadn't even thought about marriage. 1553 02:00:07,534 --> 02:00:09,900 Guys, come on. Say something. 1554 02:00:10,970 --> 02:00:14,770 What do I say? You think I should do it? Shall I say 'yes'? 1555 02:00:17,744 --> 02:00:18,938 Say, 'no'. 1556 02:00:24,851 --> 02:00:25,977 Say 'no', Neha. 1557 02:00:25,985 --> 02:00:29,443 Please, papa. Please don't leave me. 1558 02:00:29,689 --> 02:00:32,852 I don't like her. She's very mean. 1559 02:00:33,093 --> 02:00:35,027 But why should I say, 'no'? 1560 02:00:36,229 --> 02:00:37,355 Forget it. 1561 02:00:37,430 --> 02:00:39,762 No, no, don't walk away from me. 1562 02:00:40,233 --> 02:00:41,291 Why are you saying, 'no'? 1563 02:00:41,401 --> 02:00:44,063 Neha, let it be. 1564 02:00:44,637 --> 02:00:45,934 What is your problem, Sam? 1565 02:00:46,039 --> 02:00:48,098 My problem is that I'm in love with you. 1566 02:00:54,247 --> 02:00:56,181 Both of us love you, Neha. 1567 02:00:58,017 --> 02:01:02,511 Have you noticed nothing? Are you really that blind? 1568 02:01:02,689 --> 02:01:04,122 Have you gone... 1569 02:01:04,190 --> 02:01:05,555 Relax, Sam. 1570 02:01:08,828 --> 02:01:10,921 But you both are... 1571 02:01:11,030 --> 02:01:12,827 We're not gay. 1572 02:01:15,535 --> 02:01:19,767 We lied to you. And we're sorry for that. 1573 02:01:21,141 --> 02:01:23,473 We never thought that this would happen. 1574 02:01:24,778 --> 02:01:27,008 That both of us would fall in love with you. 1575 02:01:28,414 --> 02:01:31,110 And we can't apologise to you for that, Neha. 1576 02:02:34,814 --> 02:02:39,114 I can't. I'm sorry. 1577 02:02:40,954 --> 02:02:44,185 Neha, Veer... 1578 02:02:46,392 --> 02:02:51,489 Veer, doesn't want... I'm sorry, Neha. 1579 02:03:16,456 --> 02:03:17,684 I'm sorry. 1580 02:04:03,803 --> 02:04:05,134 Don't Sam. 1581 02:04:06,906 --> 02:04:11,843 Please go away from here. 1582 02:04:15,315 --> 02:04:19,945 I don't need any of you. 1583 02:04:24,023 --> 02:04:26,890 I don't need any of you in my life. 1584 02:04:28,528 --> 02:04:31,895 Just get out of my house. 1585 02:04:34,534 --> 02:04:35,933 Just go! 1586 02:05:10,636 --> 02:05:19,738 "The light is a little less bright. The rain is a little less wet." 1587 02:05:20,646 --> 02:05:29,384 "The breeze blows less often. Desires are less in life." 1588 02:05:30,156 --> 02:05:36,061 "Time has stopped such that... 1589 02:05:36,896 --> 02:05:43,597 ...it seems as if it waits for you." 1590 02:06:03,790 --> 02:06:10,025 "Why does my every breath seem to be crying?" 1591 02:06:10,396 --> 02:06:16,699 "Why do I seem to have befriended loneliness?" 1592 02:06:17,036 --> 02:06:23,100 "I don't know what this is." 1593 02:06:23,743 --> 02:06:29,841 "Every morning seems to be a dark night." 1594 02:06:33,886 --> 02:06:42,919 "The light is a little less bright. The rain is a little less wet." 1595 02:06:43,429 --> 02:06:49,629 "Time has stopped such that... 1596 02:06:50,103 --> 02:06:56,633 ...it seems as if it waits for you." 1597 02:07:17,897 --> 02:07:24,735 Case no. E9147463, petition for same sex residency, 1598 02:07:30,176 --> 02:07:34,613 Congrats from today, you are officially gay. 1599 02:07:45,391 --> 02:07:46,722 Thanks. 1600 02:07:47,760 --> 02:07:50,490 - For what? For making me gay. 1601 02:07:52,498 --> 02:07:57,367 It's because I became gay I found you, I found Neha... 1602 02:07:58,471 --> 02:08:00,769 ...found a friendship and a family. 1603 02:08:02,141 --> 02:08:04,974 ...today, when I walk out that door... It will all be over. 1604 02:08:11,584 --> 02:08:15,486 Don't get me wrong. I love you, dude. 1605 02:08:17,190 --> 02:08:18,350 Me too. 1606 02:08:29,368 --> 02:08:30,767 Yes. 1607 02:08:40,846 --> 02:08:42,438 We need a group hug, don't we? 1608 02:08:44,016 --> 02:08:45,540 Let's go get our girl. 1609 02:08:57,496 --> 02:08:59,657 Hello! - Hello, aunty. It's Sam. 1610 02:09:00,600 --> 02:09:01,760 Naughty boy! 1611 02:09:01,867 --> 02:09:03,095 Hi, is Neha there? 1612 02:09:03,202 --> 02:09:06,035 Neha, she's gone to Dilno. 1613 02:09:06,372 --> 02:09:09,273 Dilno?! - Dilno. Dilno hotel. 1614 02:09:09,642 --> 02:09:11,337 The Delano hotel, aunty! 1615 02:09:11,777 --> 02:09:13,677 Okay, good. Thanks a lot. See you soon. 1616 02:09:14,814 --> 02:09:16,679 Phone's off. Let's go. - Delano hotel. 1617 02:09:44,410 --> 02:09:48,107 Hey! How are you? Hey! Nice to see you. 1618 02:09:48,180 --> 02:09:51,980 You liked the show? All right, I guess I'll see you. 1619 02:09:52,218 --> 02:09:53,515 Bye. - Thank you. 1620 02:10:01,927 --> 02:10:06,023 Neha. - Neha, come on. Just hear us out. Please! 1621 02:10:08,167 --> 02:10:09,532 What? 1622 02:10:09,602 --> 02:10:17,134 Okay. Look, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart... 1623 02:10:17,243 --> 02:10:21,304 And... and... 1624 02:10:23,516 --> 02:10:24,949 Will you say something? You're good at this. 1625 02:10:25,017 --> 02:10:31,946 Yes, Neha, we know that we lied to you. We broke your heart... 1626 02:10:32,158 --> 02:10:35,093 I just said that. - I'm trying... 1627 02:10:35,261 --> 02:10:37,593 Try harder. Have you lost it? What are you talking... 1628 02:10:37,697 --> 02:10:38,857 You know, you guys are never going to change 1629 02:10:38,931 --> 02:10:40,364 Why am I even... 1630 02:10:48,808 --> 02:10:50,400 Hey! 1631 02:10:51,911 --> 02:10:53,401 Your hair's grown back! 1632 02:10:55,981 --> 02:10:57,608 When's the wedding? 1633 02:11:00,119 --> 02:11:02,883 Abhi and I aren't together anymore. 1634 02:11:06,926 --> 02:11:08,689 Veer didn't want... 1635 02:11:21,107 --> 02:11:22,972 See you, guys. - Abhi! 1636 02:11:25,644 --> 02:11:31,105 Guys, we want to say something to both of you. 1637 02:11:39,558 --> 02:11:42,425 Neha. Abhi... guys... come on... Neha. 1638 02:11:42,528 --> 02:11:44,860 Just get out of my life. Both of you! 1639 02:11:50,035 --> 02:11:51,900 Neha. - Neha, come on. 1640 02:11:52,071 --> 02:11:53,629 Neha, we'll talk to Veer. 1641 02:11:53,739 --> 02:12:00,804 Don't. From today you will not even go near Veer. 1642 02:12:01,480 --> 02:12:02,947 You got it? - Abhi, look... 1643 02:12:02,948 --> 02:12:07,544 Veer's just five years old. He's just a child and you both... 1644 02:12:09,188 --> 02:12:10,348 You guys disgust me! 1645 02:12:10,456 --> 02:12:11,980 Look, we were wrong. 1646 02:12:11,991 --> 02:12:13,856 We know that and that's why we're apologizing. 1647 02:12:14,760 --> 02:12:18,753 Neha, we're willing to do anything for your forgiveness. 1648 02:12:19,732 --> 02:12:22,132 Anything. Whatever it takes. 1649 02:12:23,602 --> 02:12:25,126 Let's just go. 1650 02:12:28,874 --> 02:12:32,742 Bruno! Dude, stop those two. Stop right here sir 1651 02:12:32,812 --> 02:12:34,473 Yes, yes. Them. Them... 1652 02:12:40,286 --> 02:12:43,050 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention please? 1653 02:12:43,155 --> 02:12:48,718 Hey! Hi, I'm Sam and this is Kunal and that is Neha. 1654 02:12:48,928 --> 02:12:50,418 Isn't she beautiful? 1655 02:12:50,763 --> 02:12:53,254 And that's Abhi the love of her life. 1656 02:12:53,365 --> 02:12:57,199 She's our best friend and we lied to her. 1657 02:12:57,636 --> 02:12:59,467 We told her that we're a gay couple. 1658 02:13:02,374 --> 02:13:05,741 We lied. We're not gay. 1659 02:13:06,912 --> 02:13:09,608 We've done a lot of things that we aren't proud of. 1660 02:13:09,782 --> 02:13:11,511 But we're trying to say sorry to her. 1661 02:13:11,617 --> 02:13:13,482 Can you please tell Neha to forgive us? 1662 02:13:13,552 --> 02:13:18,888 Come on, Neha, come on Neha - Forgive them. 1663 02:13:19,191 --> 02:13:20,749 Come on, Neha. 1664 02:13:20,860 --> 02:13:22,919 Hey! You guys should beg and plead. 1665 02:13:26,065 --> 02:13:28,932 Neha, we beg you. 1666 02:13:29,368 --> 02:13:32,235 Get down on your knees and tell her that you love her. 1667 02:13:35,808 --> 02:13:37,241 We love you, Neha. 1668 02:13:38,110 --> 02:13:40,169 Just give her a kiss. 1669 02:13:42,615 --> 02:13:45,140 Come on, give each other a kiss. 1670 02:13:45,784 --> 02:13:47,775 Yes, you're funny. 1671 02:13:58,430 --> 02:13:59,590 What?! 1672 02:13:59,932 --> 02:14:01,365 You want to be forgiven right... 1673 02:14:02,401 --> 02:14:06,565 ...then kiss each other right here, right now 1674 02:14:06,639 --> 02:14:08,129 ...in front of everybody. 1675 02:14:11,243 --> 02:14:16,408 C'mon, guys! You like being gay, right? Kiss! 1676 02:14:20,853 --> 02:14:23,378 Come on, guys! Do it for Neha. 1677 02:14:29,328 --> 02:14:35,460 Come on, Kunal. Let's do this. Kunal, come on. Ready? 1678 02:14:35,568 --> 02:14:37,035 Are you mad? 1679 02:14:37,102 --> 02:14:38,194 What difference does it make? 1680 02:14:38,270 --> 02:14:41,706 It does make a difference. I'm not gay. 1681 02:14:41,774 --> 02:14:43,469 Yes, even I'm not gay. 1682 02:14:45,811 --> 02:14:49,303 But we have to do this for Neha. Come on. 1683 02:14:54,620 --> 02:14:57,453 Okay, Okay. Okay, Okay. Okay! 1684 02:15:19,912 --> 02:15:21,777 I can't do this. 1685 02:15:23,315 --> 02:15:25,146 Come on, no. 1686 02:15:28,887 --> 02:15:32,550 I cannot. No, no... 1687 02:15:32,658 --> 02:15:35,923 Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! 1688 02:15:35,928 --> 02:15:40,422 No, let it be. It's filne. I can't do it. 1689 02:16:03,055 --> 02:16:08,083 I would have never done this. Not even for you. 1690 02:16:12,231 --> 02:16:15,223 These guys, they truly are your best friends. 1691 02:16:16,869 --> 02:16:22,205 "These passing moments freeze right here." 1692 02:16:22,474 --> 02:16:24,601 "I don't know why..." 1693 02:16:24,677 --> 02:16:26,611 "I don't know why. I don't know why..." 1694 02:16:26,679 --> 02:16:31,946 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 1695 02:16:32,017 --> 02:16:34,110 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 1696 02:16:34,186 --> 02:16:36,154 "I don't know why. I don't know why..." 1697 02:16:36,221 --> 02:16:41,249 "My heart knows that if you're around, I'll be all right." 1698 02:16:41,360 --> 02:16:43,828 "I'll be all right. I'll be all right." 1699 02:16:56,742 --> 02:17:00,974 Mr. Abhimanyu Singh, will you please marry our best friend? 1700 02:17:01,447 --> 02:17:05,543 Say 'yes'! - Yes. 1701 02:17:33,512 --> 02:17:36,242 So, tell me. 1702 02:17:36,582 --> 02:17:43,317 When you both were pretending to be gay, at any point. 1703 02:17:44,022 --> 02:17:49,551 Did anything happen between the two of you. 1704 02:17:49,762 --> 02:17:54,028 What?! - Oh God! I'm just kidding guys! 1705 02:17:54,099 --> 02:17:56,590 Ooh! Touchy topic wow! 1706 02:18:11,617 --> 02:18:14,279 I'm the divine voice! 1707 02:18:14,820 --> 02:18:20,554 And it's true that your son is gay. 1708 02:18:23,395 --> 02:18:25,260 No! 1709 02:18:35,073 --> 02:18:36,563 "Your son..." 1710 02:18:46,618 --> 02:18:48,449 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1711 02:18:48,520 --> 02:18:50,283 "Alas! You're done for!" 1712 02:18:50,355 --> 02:18:52,220 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1713 02:18:52,324 --> 02:18:53,951 "Alas! You're done for!" 1714 02:18:57,896 --> 02:18:59,864 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 1715 02:18:59,932 --> 02:19:01,729 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 1716 02:19:01,834 --> 02:19:03,631 "lgnoring the young damsels..." 1717 02:19:03,735 --> 02:19:05,532 "What is this dilemma of the heart?!" 1718 02:19:05,604 --> 02:19:09,370 "Men express fondness for men..." 1719 02:19:09,441 --> 02:19:11,272 "The boy wearing the bride's gown..." 1720 02:19:11,343 --> 02:19:13,402 "A mom's dream has been shattered." 1721 02:19:13,478 --> 02:19:22,682 "Mama's boy is a spoilt brat." 1722 02:19:22,788 --> 02:19:24,153 "Your son..." 1723 02:19:30,362 --> 02:19:32,193 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1724 02:19:32,264 --> 02:19:33,925 "Alas! You're done for!" 1725 02:19:34,099 --> 02:19:35,964 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1726 02:19:36,068 --> 02:19:37,933 "Alas! You're done for!" 1727 02:19:37,936 --> 02:19:41,133 Aunty, love isn't a mistake. Love is blind. Isn't it? 1728 02:19:41,406 --> 02:19:42,930 It isn't so blind that... 1729 02:19:42,941 --> 02:19:44,670 ...it can't Differentiate between a guy and a girl. 1730 02:19:44,776 --> 02:19:45,970 Mom! 1731 02:19:53,051 --> 02:19:57,181 "When he didn't find his Juliet, he opted for Romeo." 1732 02:20:00,726 --> 02:20:04,321 "When he didn't find his Juliet, he opted for Romeo." 1733 02:20:04,396 --> 02:20:08,059 "He blackened his cute, white face." 1734 02:20:08,166 --> 02:20:09,963 "What's happening?! - Oh, friends!" 1735 02:20:10,068 --> 02:20:11,933 "I feel giddy. - Oh, friends!" 1736 02:20:11,937 --> 02:20:13,802 "The world laughs at me. - What do I do?" 1737 02:20:13,906 --> 02:20:15,931 "Somebody tell me... - What do I do?" 1738 02:20:16,041 --> 02:20:17,941 "I brought henna... I brought jewelry..." 1739 02:20:17,943 --> 02:20:20,173 "A mom's dream has been shattered." 1740 02:20:21,680 --> 02:20:29,177 "Mama's boy is a spoilt brat." 1741 02:20:33,125 --> 02:20:34,922 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1742 02:20:34,927 --> 02:20:36,827 "Alas! You're done for!" 1743 02:20:36,895 --> 02:20:38,726 "Your son rides the bride's palanquin." 1744 02:20:38,830 --> 02:20:40,730 "Alas! You're done for!" 1745 02:20:56,081 --> 02:20:58,311 Now hurry up and seek my blessings. 1746 02:20:58,617 --> 02:21:00,949 Come on, Sam. Seek mom's blessings. 1747 02:21:01,954 --> 02:21:04,821 May you prosper and bear children! 1748 02:21:05,457 --> 02:21:06,947 May you prosper and bear children! 1749 02:21:07,359 --> 02:21:09,987 May you prosper and bear children! Forget it. 1750 02:21:10,062 --> 02:21:13,930 "God knows whose evil shadow befell him." 1751 02:21:14,032 --> 02:21:17,559 "He failed to admire the shade of long tresses." 1752 02:21:17,636 --> 02:21:19,433 "He rots in the heat. Oh, my God!" 1753 02:21:19,538 --> 02:21:21,403 "He behaves strangely. Oh, my God!" 1754 02:21:21,473 --> 02:21:23,270 "Somebody set him straight. - Stop him!" 1755 02:21:23,375 --> 02:21:25,343 "He's possessed! - Stop him!" 1756 02:21:25,444 --> 02:21:27,275 "A pair of guys... The girls weep." 1757 02:21:27,346 --> 02:21:29,814 "There wasn't any need for them anymore." 1758 02:21:31,116 --> 02:21:40,650 "Mama's boy is a spoilt brat." 1759 02:21:46,331 --> 02:21:47,821 "Your son..." 1760 02:21:57,743 --> 02:22:07,175 "Mama's boy is a spoilt brat." 133641