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Could you put Richard in the car?
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Why?
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This is Macquarie News...
Terry Dear reporting.
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The people of Australia go to the polls today,
to elect a new federal government
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About six and a half million electors
are entitled to vote...
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...and almost 500 candidates
are contesting 125 seats...
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...in the House of Representatives.
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The main parties contesting the poll,
are the Liberal-Country Party coalition
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led by Mr John Gorton...
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...and the Labor Party
headed by Mr Gough Whitlam.
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Vietnam...A new attack on...
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Oh, you've gotta be jokin'!
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You gonna vote Liberal?
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Vote Liberal, sir!
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Channel 9, Mr Gorton...
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Don't you think after 20 years
of Liberal government,
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it's time the Australian voters
had a change?
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They've got a chance
to have a change now...
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...and I'm quite sure
they won't take it.
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Mr Gorton, what do you have to say
about the opinion polls...
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...showing a massive swing
against you?
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The only polls worth taking any notice of,
are the polls taking place today.
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From a woman's point of view...
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...how do you think you'll appeal
to the Australian woman.
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I think I'll appeal very well indeed.
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Cooley's the name.
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- Cooley,
- Henderson.
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7 Wyndham Place...
Mrs Kath Henderson
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Fill all the numbers in
and bring it back to the box.
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...in Sydney this afternoon, and expressed
confidence over his party's showing
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in today's election.
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Commenting on adverse opinion polls,
Mr Gorton said...
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"The only poll worth taking any notice of,
is the one taking place today."
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A record 499 candidates
are contesting the 1 hundred...
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Pittard send Burke away...
but he's sandwiched by Parker and Oven.
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From dummy-half, Pittard attempts
to get South's backs moving...
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...but coming up quickly, Balmain
continue holding the Rabbitohs...
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...in their own territory.
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The premiers are being pushed on
as the alert Tigers are ready
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to capitalise on any errors.
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Don!
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Would you be good enough
to put crisps around please?!
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I'm trying to tune the TV.
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People 'll be arriving
any minute.
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I'm tuning the TV.
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- You can put some crisps around!
- Picture's rolling.
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- It wasn't, last night.
- Well, it IS now.
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- It's just the VERTICAL HOLD!
- I've been doing that!
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Well, couldn't you come back to it?
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Come on, darling!
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The guests 'll be arriving any minute!
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Well so what?!
G'day, yucky-bum!
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They MIGHT like something to eat!
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Good evening, James Dibble,
at the national election desk in Canberra,
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Here tonight to report on
what promises to be
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the most exciting election in decades.
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Perhaps even the most exciting since 1949,
when the LCP coalition took office.
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Our ABC news commentators
and journalists
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agree so far that the figures
are far too small
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to indicate any definite trend.
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I'd 've done that!
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But you didn't, DID you?!
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There does seem to be some favourable indications
for the Labor Party in all 3 states...
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It's early days yet...
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Try and act like a host tonight,
will you?!
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Since when have I ever
been rude to my guests?
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It would help, if did a bit more than
point them in the direction of the fridge.
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It's all most of them need.
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Oh...I'd better have...
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It doesn't matter.
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A flagon of claret.
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I can't see the point
of coming to a party...
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...if the sole intention is
drinking yourself into a stupor!
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Yes, well, that's not the intention...
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We're celebrating the end
of 20 years of conservative rule.
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Not that YOU'd give a stuff!
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It's just an excuse for a booze-up!
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You may not be...
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But most of the people coming here tonight
are going to be very concerned
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about what happens on THAT!
Very concerned indeed.
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- Cooley?
- Yes!
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Since when's Cooley
been interested in politics?
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Do you know what he told me
the other day?
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He said this election was the most important
in the country's history... Cooley!
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Bullshit!
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Yo-yo... you're SO romantic!
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Shit, I forgot to vote.
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Hey, Suzy... have YOU voted?
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I don't have to...
I'm only 19.
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Really?!
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Simon... Jody!
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What a coincidence...
Just talking about you!
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- Nothing bad I hope?!
- No... on the contrary.
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Kath and I were just saying you'd add
a touch of refinement at the party.
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- Hi Kath.
- Hello, Jody.
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Simon.
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Yes, there'll be a few grotty types
here tonight I'm afraid!
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Can I take your wrap?
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I hope we didn't come too early.
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Oh, no... we're running a bit behind!
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Look, you two go and get dressed...
Simon and I can look after ourselves.
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Dressed?!
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We ARE dressed!
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What did you think it was?
A fancy-dress ball?
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Will you excuse me... ?
I've got a few things to finish out here.
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Just put those in the laundry,
will you Simon.
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In the marginal new NSW seat, Hume...
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The ALP candidate, Mr Polly...
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...has a lead of nearly 100 votes over
the sitting Country Party member, Mr Pettit...
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...with a little over 900 votes counted.
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In Victoria, the ALP has leads
in several seats held by the government.
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Mr Child is leading the government whip,
Mr Fox...
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...in Hendy, by about 80 votes...
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...but only 700 votes
have been counted.
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In Hollem, Mr Oldmeadow of the ALP
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Cooking?
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has a lead of 100
over the sitting member Mr Reid...
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...with about 1100 votes counted already
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I've over-dressed,
haven't I?...
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Don't worry about that!
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No one's gonna give a stuff!
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I've got plenty of casual gear...
But I just didn't think.
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What sort of people are coming?
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- They're mainly friends of mine.
- Are they all Labor?!
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Well they're all...
left-of-centre!
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Should've worn my casual gear.
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Where's Don going?
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I don't know.
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Did he get you a drink?
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No!
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Did Don get you a drink?
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No... I don't think he did.
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Don... will you pour your guests a drink?!
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He's not here!
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Well, where is he?
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He's in there.
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- It's alright, I'll pour them.
- Thanks, Simon.
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Steve and Dawn down last time?
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No, I don't think they could make it.
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I think Dawn had something else on.
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Oh, that's right, yeah...
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It was just as well in a way,
because it rained all afternoon.
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Oh, what a pity.
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Well it was alright, because I put the barbecue
under canvas, just in case.
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When it got cold, the guests just came inside.
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Don would never think
of taking precautions like that...
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He'd just look up at the rain and say...
"Well, that buggers that, doesn't it!"
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Vermouth and dry, Jody?
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Please!
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Are you having trouble?
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The dry?...
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I TOLD Don to get dry.
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- Don!
- What?
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Did you get that dry ginger?
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Oh, fuck!
I knew I forgot something.
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It doesn't matter...
gin 'll be fine!
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I wish Don 'd take lessons from YOU!
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I regard the difference between those
two figures as very significant...
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...because the Australia Party preferences
are recommended for Labor...
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Well DLP preferences are recommended
for the government.
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And whilst we don't know exactly
where those figures are coming from...
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They are looking good...
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What is THAT in aid of?
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Just thought I'd embarrass everybody.
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Take it off.
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He just did it so I wouldn't feel
so overdressed.
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Take it off!
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Jesus, you're a humourless bitch!
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Come in!
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Must 've come to the wrong address!
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If you're gonna look like a butler,
behave like one!
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- Of course, m'lady!
- What's all this?!
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Fuckin' penguin!
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Bit of a joke!
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- How're things?
- Better after tonight...
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- D' you think we're gonna win?
- Win?!
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You think so?
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Listen, I had a few beers with Whitlam's
press secretary last Thursday...
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He reckons they took a private poll
which gave Labor 52 percent.
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Yeah, some of the big boys
are shittin' themselves.
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- Hello Kath.
- Hello Mal.
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- Have a look at that! No crap!
- Beautiful!
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- Hello Jenny.
- Hello Kath.
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Oh, sorry...
Mal and Jenny... this is Simon and Jody.
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Yes, there'll be a new government by midnight...
make no mistake about that.
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You got a beer?
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- Vermouth and dry.
- Sorry, there's no dry.
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I'll get you a gin.
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I love your dress!
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Jody, isn't it?
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- That's right!
- Terrible with names.
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I wish I'd worn something more casual.
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No, it's fine.
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Type of thing I'd like to wear...
if we could afford it!
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...for the Liberal Party
by the Minister for the Navy, Dr Mackay.
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They're early figures, but they do tend
to look good for the Labor party.
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I take it, Mal, that you'll be happy
for a Labor victory tonight.
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I take it we all will.
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Oh, no... I'm pretty neutral.
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I'd take it Casey was the litmus seat...
and I haven't seen anything for Petty yet.
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What about YOU Jody.
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- Are you neutral too?
- Oh, no... I vote Liberal!
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- Oh that's very courageous!
- What? Voting Liberal?
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No... admitting it...
Very courageous!
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Bet you won't speak to me
again now!
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On the contrary...
Makes you VERY interesting.
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Ahoy, everyone!
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Out to the kitchen!
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I'm about to unwrap
me 'Pornographic Object'!
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You better all laugh...
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He spent all afternoon on it.
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Did you pose for that, Jen?
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He copied it from 'Playboy'!
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Thank you very much, I was going to tell them
that I copied it from 'Playboy'. Right?!
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- Hi Kath... g'day Jenny!
- Hello, Mack!
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G'day, shithead!
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Where's the dreaded Ruth?
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I've left her.
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I'm sorry mate... I didn't know.
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Who's this gorgeous woman?
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Jody... and Simon...
That's Mack.
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- Sorry about the wife.
- Shit, I'm not!
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Look!
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Took it myself.
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- Who IS this?!
- My wife!
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You wouldn't pick HER for a librarian,
would you?
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- You've really left her?
- When?
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Three days ago.
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Where are you living?
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Oh... I'm still at home.
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It was easier for HER to shift out,
than me.
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Where's Cooley?
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The DLP last year were talking
about switching preferences.
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And Senator Gair
was behind that move.
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But they switched back this year.
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- I know what Gair's been saying in private...
- What?
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Universities should stop
teaching courses in politics...
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...because they're breeding grounds
for revolutionaries.
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- You're joking!
- I'm not.
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You must admit,
it's getting a bit much...
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WHAT is?
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When I went to the university,
I went there to learn...
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Not to take over the place!
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I don't want to sound offensive,
but you sound like a Young Liberal!
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Jody is a self-confessed right-winger.
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Really?...
How interesting!
247
00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:35,613
I never met anyone who voted Liberal,
in my life!
248
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,568
Can't think how they keep winning.
249
00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:39,195
They'll win this one, too!
250
00:14:41,494 --> 00:14:42,589
Thanks, Don!
251
00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:49,833
She needs a good, long, hard...
252
00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:51,935
...talking to!
253
00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:55,032
What do you do, Simon?
254
00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,599
Oh, well, I work...
255
00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,224
Simon's an accountant.
256
00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,061
Well, actually,
I'm an INDUSTRIAL accountant.
257
00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:07,975
Interesting?
258
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,345
Oh, yeah... it's not bad...
259
00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:11,583
It DOES get a little humdrum at times.
260
00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,285
Well, I suppose most jobs do,
don't they?
261
00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,995
If there was a tiger between the sheets,
for instance...
262
00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:19,583
What does your firm make, Simon?
263
00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,532
Plastic pressings.
264
00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,314
Well, have you ever noticed
a truck going round a corner...
265
00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,509
You know how they make
their road signals
266
00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:31,734
using a yellow plastic hand
on the end of a long lever...
267
00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,303
Well, we make those yellow plastic hands.
268
00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:42,238
What does YOUR husband do, Jenny?
269
00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,208
He's a professional bullshit artist.
270
00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,543
Well, that must be very int...
271
00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,109
Mal's a management consultant...
He's doing very well at the moment.
272
00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:49,240
No...
273
00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,365
...but suck ONE cock!
274
00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:57,986
Have you got a headache?
275
00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:00,766
- Migraine.
- You want an aspirin?
276
00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,811
No... doesn't help.
277
00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,824
- But thanks for not ringing!
- Would you excuse me for a moment.
278
00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,211
You think YOU've got troubles...
279
00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:10,747
That's a bit unfortunate, isn't it?
280
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,540
Does Jenny often
get headaches like that?
281
00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,190
Only at OUR parties!
282
00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,415
Simon, old crump...
283
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,931
Do you mind if we tell your wife
a dirty story?
284
00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,202
No... why not?...
She's used to it.
285
00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:26,648
- He says you're used to it!
- What a bloody liar!
286
00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:34,856
Now Jody...
Have you ever hunted ducks?
287
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,012
- No.
- Now I don't want to hear anything filthy!
288
00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:43,291
Well, you wade through the shallows
with your rifle at the ready...
289
00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,041
Duck-hunters use shotguns,
shit head!
290
00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,937
I like to give the ducks a chance!
291
00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:50,079
Here I am, the duck-hunter...
292
00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:52,484
...wading through the shallows...
293
00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:58,899
Wading... wading... wading... wading...!
294
00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,085
Itching for a duck!
295
00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:04,387
Wading... wading...
296
00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,105
All of a sudden!...
297
00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,810
Ooh!... Nature calls!
298
00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,459
Are you sure
you want to hear this?
299
00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:42,157
Oh, it leaves a nasty taste
in the mouth!
300
00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,731
- Jody!
- What?
301
00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:50,429
Would you mind giving the baby-sitter
a bit of a ring...
302
00:17:50,429 --> 00:17:52,367
...just to make sure the children
went down alright.
303
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,114
Simon, ring her yourself!
304
00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,316
Hey, that might be the old Cooley!
305
00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,494
Hey everybody,
this is Evan and Kerry...
306
00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:18,443
Mack, Mal, Jody, Simon...
307
00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:19,632
Kerry!
308
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,790
How's the election going, Don?
309
00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,972
It's a bit early to tell, yet, mate...
but it looks like a bit of a swing.
310
00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,491
- Would you like a drink, Kerry?
- Thanks... scotch on the rocks.
311
00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:28,124
Scotch on the rocks!
312
00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:30,161
This is the first time you've been here
since we moved in... years!
313
00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,426
- It's nowhere near as interesting...
- Scotch on the rocks... Kerry.
314
00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,128
But we are starting to get it
into shape at last.
315
00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,687
Oh, it's very tasteful.
316
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,411
Oh, this is all you, Kath.
317
00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:45,171
- Can't see much of Don in it!
- He does the trees!
318
00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:47,105
Women!
319
00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:49,210
Yeah... houses and babies.
320
00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:53,698
I knew a couple once who spent every second
of their spare time, renovating
321
00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:54,975
Crazy!
322
00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:56,201
Well I like renovating.
323
00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,205
Oh, well... it's fair enough
if you like it, I suppose.
324
00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,196
No, I like it.
325
00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,276
You've done wonders
with that terrace, Evan... it's amazing.
326
00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,603
Absolute wreck, when he started.
327
00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:11,491
Did you finish that studio
for Kerry?
328
00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:12,544
Yes... last week.
329
00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,287
What do you do
when you're not renovating, Evan?
330
00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,120
I'm a dentist.
331
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,745
Renovations of the mouth, eh?!
332
00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,351
And what do YOU do?
333
00:19:22,351 --> 00:19:24,003
- Plastic pressings.
- Mal...
334
00:19:26,136 --> 00:19:27,020
Psychologist.
335
00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,081
Private practice?
336
00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:30,034
No... not really.
337
00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,723
Management consultant!
338
00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,702
Does Kerry renovate?
339
00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,185
She paints.
340
00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:41,584
Dabbles a bit in the oils?!
341
00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:44,055
- Dabbles? She's had 3 major exhibitions!
- 4!
342
00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,880
4... that's right...
There was one last month...
343
00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,455
Couldn't get to that one.
Sorry about that.
344
00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,954
Very good reviews, though, didn't it?!
345
00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,187
Not really.
346
00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:53,819
I thought somebody told me
it was very successful.
347
00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:55,969
Well, she sold a lot of stuff...
but then...
348
00:19:55,969 --> 00:19:57,996
Well, she's very fashionable...
at the moment.
349
00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,339
Do you know a lot about art... Evan?
350
00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,770
A little... why?!
351
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:09,202
You'd find it hard to communicate with your wife
if you didn't, I would imagine.
352
00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:12,332
Evan's doing Fine Arts at the Uni...
part time.
353
00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:13,801
I gave it up.
354
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,927
Yes, I heard it was a tough course.
355
00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,493
Well it crapped ME!
356
00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:22,340
The plumbing in old houses is terrible!
357
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,307
It certainly is a very convenient layout.
358
00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,481
Yes, but your place is so much more attractive.
359
00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:27,364
All that wrought iron!
360
00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:30,348
But my kitchen's so tiny, Kath...
You should try cooking in it!
361
00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,392
I'd cook in HER kitchen, any time!
362
00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:36,777
Does she play around?
363
00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,490
As long as you're in the top ten
of some branch of the arts.
364
00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:44,473
Stick a paintbrush up your bum,
and see how you go!
365
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,207
- Have you had a go at her?
- What do you reckon?!
366
00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:50,083
No luck, eh?
367
00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:51,981
Depends what you mean.
368
00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:54,710
Yes or no?
369
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,592
Yes...
370
00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,049
...and then... no.
371
00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:08,048
Where's that beer...
a cold beer...
372
00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:10,652
This is the first summing up
of the counting trends to date.
373
00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:13,649
The most significant trend to emerge
from the early counting
374
00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,275
has been the marked swing to Labor...
375
00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,969
...a swing of 12 percent... The biggest since
the present counting system came into operation.
376
00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:25,006
If this trend continues to midnight...
Labor will form the new government.
377
00:21:25,006 --> 00:21:27,636
On the present figures, Labor is ahead...
378
00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:31,461
Fuckin' beauty! We're in!
379
00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:33,922
You bastard you told me
and I wouldn't fuckin' believe you!
380
00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:35,552
- You hear that?
- Super!
381
00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:37,190
New government before midnight!
382
00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:40,132
I hear you're very creative!
383
00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:42,414
Thank you...
Are you interested in art?
384
00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:44,635
Yes, very much...
I do a lot of photography.
385
00:21:45,354 --> 00:21:47,459
Yes, I've seen your photography.
386
00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:50,309
Is your husband te jealous type?
387
00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,839
No... he's more the brooding type!
388
00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:55,053
Why?
389
00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:58,732
Well, to be frank...
Certain men at this party...
390
00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:01,705
...are going to offer themselves
to you... tonight!
391
00:22:01,705 --> 00:22:02,700
Really!
392
00:22:03,214 --> 00:22:07,399
I'm afraid that 'certain men' are going
to be rather disappointed.
393
00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:09,710
Which ones.
394
00:22:15,699 --> 00:22:16,787
How's it going?
395
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,063
Oh, it's touch and go...
396
00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:22,849
But I wouldn't mind having a few dollars
on a new government by midnight.
397
00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,005
Labor have also taken Sturt!
398
00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:25,878
Super! It looks like we've got Sturt.
399
00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:29,237
...regarded as being a fairly safe Liberal seat
held by Mr Ian Wilson...
400
00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:34,495
Funnily enough... I was only having
a few drinks with Whitlam last week...
401
00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:38,775
"Mal," he said, "If we get Sturt,
we've got the whole deal."
402
00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,679
You're in politics?
403
00:22:40,679 --> 00:22:44,017
No, psychology...
Executive Selection.
404
00:22:45,623 --> 00:22:47,870
Tell me, do you find you're always
analysing people?
405
00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,277
It's an occupational hazard.
406
00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:52,091
What can you tell about ME?
407
00:22:53,756 --> 00:23:00,354
As a psychologist, I can't help feeling that
you're physical beauty could have its problems.
408
00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:01,966
Such as?
409
00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:04,313
Well, to put it quite brutally...
410
00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:07,257
You have what is called
a 'sought-after' quality.
411
00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:08,895
So?
412
00:23:08,895 --> 00:23:11,742
So you'd have no shortage
of alternative offers...
413
00:23:11,742 --> 00:23:14,028
which could place your marriage
under some strain.
414
00:23:14,348 --> 00:23:16,360
And what if I refused these offers?
415
00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,367
I don't think you would, really...
Not ALL of them.
416
00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:21,930
What makes you say that?
417
00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,489
It's a feeling and a professional hunch...
You see...
418
00:23:26,858 --> 00:23:30,910
A new affair is like
an emotional rebirth...
419
00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,588
And I don't think you'd deny yourself
that experience.
420
00:23:33,588 --> 00:23:35,123
For instance, if I were to say to you...
421
00:23:36,061 --> 00:23:40,114
that I found you very attractive...
422
00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:43,306
...and I'd be delighted that if we arranged
to have an affair...
423
00:23:43,306 --> 00:23:46,204
...you wouldn't dismiss it out of hand...
424
00:23:46,204 --> 00:23:47,803
You'd consider it.
425
00:23:48,455 --> 00:23:50,408
- Ye-es.
- Yes.
426
00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,595
So, let's be frank...
427
00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:59,995
I do find you very attractive,
and I'll be frank, and...
428
00:24:00,562 --> 00:24:02,738
...say that I would like to have
an affair with you...
429
00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:05,214
And how does that appeal to you?
430
00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:07,269
It DOESN'T!
431
00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,315
Can't win 'em all!
432
00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:15,628
The night isn't over yet, boy!
433
00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:37,865
G'day, cunt-features!
434
00:24:42,298 --> 00:24:43,834
- G'day, Kath!
- Hello, Cooley.
435
00:24:44,076 --> 00:24:45,878
This is the guy I was telling you about.
436
00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:47,797
Here... catch!
437
00:24:55,849 --> 00:24:57,413
What's with the dinner-suit?
438
00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,502
Who are YOU tryin' to fool?
439
00:24:58,502 --> 00:25:00,368
Watch it boy...
You're on the North Shore now!
440
00:25:04,026 --> 00:25:05,492
Weak-lookin' bunch of poofters!
441
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,877
- Where's Mack?
- In there.
442
00:25:07,877 --> 00:25:09,470
- Ruth with 'im?
- He's left 'er!
443
00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,199
Hey... that's alright!
444
00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:16,844
I might have a go at it, later.
445
00:25:18,962 --> 00:25:20,190
Where's your 'Pornographic Object'?
446
00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:21,621
Here!
447
00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,606
Help yourself!
448
00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:26,275
G'day Jenny, you old fishwife!
449
00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:26,940
How you goin'?
450
00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,342
- Getting stuck into it are ya?
- I'm gonna screw you, later on.
451
00:25:30,671 --> 00:25:32,109
Back with another migraine?
452
00:25:32,109 --> 00:25:34,251
I hope YOU get one, one day!
453
00:25:34,251 --> 00:25:36,529
Yeah? I'll get you a drink.
454
00:25:41,003 --> 00:25:43,309
Who's the poon
with a poker up his arse?!
455
00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,569
Simon Berscombe.
456
00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,520
That's his wife...
Jody.
457
00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:53,346
She likes the look of the brooding monster!
458
00:25:54,728 --> 00:25:56,846
Oh, my God...
It's Popeye the Sailor man!
459
00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,907
How you goin'?!
460
00:25:57,907 --> 00:26:01,033
None the better for seeing you,
you great turd!
461
00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:04,447
There's a bullshit artist at every party,
and this one's no exception.
462
00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:07,059
There isn't a foul-mouthed lout
at every party...
463
00:26:07,059 --> 00:26:09,384
...but unfortunately this one
IS an exception.
464
00:26:09,384 --> 00:26:12,679
Party? This is more like a morgue
than a party!
465
00:26:12,984 --> 00:26:13,742
Let's hear it!
466
00:26:13,742 --> 00:26:14,971
...and her lips so red
467
00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:18,610
She's the only one can make me care
468
00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:22,252
Now listen buddy, gonna let you know
469
00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:25,987
She's my baby and I love her so
470
00:26:25,987 --> 00:26:31,112
Because she's my baby,
Gonna keep her for my own
471
00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:37,228
She's my baby and I love her so
472
00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,676
She's my baby, never let her go
473
00:26:40,676 --> 00:26:44,524
She's my baby, and I need her so
474
00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:47,660
Lovin' little honey
won't you please be mine?
475
00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:51,339
Take a trip to Paris, even go to Spain
476
00:26:51,339 --> 00:26:55,100
Go the whole world over,
we'll go round again
477
00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:58,691
There's nothing can compare with her,
I'm glad to say
478
00:26:58,691 --> 00:27:02,129
She's my little baby and she's here to stay
479
00:27:02,129 --> 00:27:07,463
Because she's my baby,
Gonna keep her for my own
480
00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,396
She's my baby and I love her so
481
00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:17,080
She's my baby, never let her go
482
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,735
She's my baby, and I need her so
483
00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:24,267
Lovin' little honey
won't you please be mine?
484
00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:28,313
Alright, I'm hot, I'm hot...!
485
00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,273
At the present stage of counting,
the Liberal-Country Party Coalition
486
00:27:44,273 --> 00:27:49,302
is certain to win 53 seats
and the Australian Labor Party, 54...
487
00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:52,576
...with 18 of the 125 seats...
488
00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:55,520
You really DO vote Liberal!?
489
00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,323
Why?
490
00:28:00,323 --> 00:28:01,553
Just an emotional thing...
491
00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:05,265
I associate Labor
with coarse men in overalls.
492
00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:08,512
I'm not a coarse man in overalls.
493
00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,589
It's just an emotional thing!
494
00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,989
Do you tend to follow your emotions?
495
00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:16,790
Yes, I...
496
00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,238
Would you mind taking your hand
off my bottom?!
497
00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:23,653
-What would you do if I didn't?
- Knee you in the balls!
498
00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:26,346
I don't think you would.
499
00:28:26,924 --> 00:28:28,371
Ohh... shit!
500
00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:30,560
it's about time somebody did that to HIM.
501
00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,672
May I...?
502
00:28:35,605 --> 00:28:36,762
Take it off!
503
00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:38,169
It's very pleasant music, isn't it?
504
00:28:38,169 --> 00:28:39,524
You saw what happened to HIM!
505
00:28:39,524 --> 00:28:41,843
I think you should take things
into account.
506
00:28:41,843 --> 00:28:42,983
What things?
507
00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:45,195
Well... my wife!
508
00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:47,113
What's that got to do
with YOUR hand on my bottom?
509
00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:49,103
When you've had an emotional shock...
510
00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:53,842
...you need something tangible
to hang onto!
511
00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:58,203
Mind you, I suppose it had to come.
512
00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,631
What?
513
00:28:59,631 --> 00:29:01,179
The bust-up with my wife.
514
00:29:01,179 --> 00:29:02,873
It was MY fault.
515
00:29:02,873 --> 00:29:04,732
You're being very fair.
516
00:29:04,732 --> 00:29:06,727
I'm being more than fair...
She's a bitch!
517
00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:08,147
You said it was YOUR fault!
518
00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,551
Yes... I'm a bit "off".
519
00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:13,275
- OFF?!
- About sex.
520
00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:16,791
I used to like taking photos
of my wife.
521
00:29:17,568 --> 00:29:18,757
There's nothing wrong with that!
522
00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,423
She should have felt flattered.
523
00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:22,658
I used to hang them up
all round the house.
524
00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,114
Those sort?!
525
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:26,535
And worse.
526
00:29:27,449 --> 00:29:28,717
Worse?!
527
00:29:28,717 --> 00:29:30,644
Yes, I'm "off"...
There's no doubt about it.
528
00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:33,401
Do you know what
I wanted her to do?!
529
00:29:34,803 --> 00:29:41,112
Seduce my friends, and I'd take photos
from the cupboard, without their knowing.
530
00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,641
I am "off", aren't I?
531
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,324
No!
532
00:29:49,059 --> 00:29:50,907
Did she do it?
533
00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:51,889
Yes.
534
00:29:52,827 --> 00:29:54,455
But she wouldn't let me
take the photos.
535
00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:01,792
I'd be flattered if Simon wanted
to take some pictures of me!
536
00:30:10,803 --> 00:30:13,009
Did you get along to the film festival
this year?
537
00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,373
No.
538
00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:16,557
Did YOU?
539
00:30:17,456 --> 00:30:19,329
Yeah... good.
540
00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:25,919
What counts, is Don isn't a handyman...
and there isn't much you can do about it.
541
00:30:29,247 --> 00:30:30,649
I mean I've just got
to plan for it...
542
00:30:30,649 --> 00:30:34,408
Apart from the satisfaction
that manual work gives you...
543
00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:37,599
...the satisfaction of getting the job
done properly.
544
00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,698
Yes, I suppose you're right...
545
00:30:45,023 --> 00:30:46,715
Word of warning...
I'm not easily put off.
546
00:30:47,775 --> 00:30:49,701
I wish I could say the same for myself.
547
00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:53,502
How about introducing me, Malcolm?
548
00:30:55,447 --> 00:30:57,550
Kerry, this Granger Cooley.
549
00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:58,745
You've heard of me, no doubt?
550
00:30:58,745 --> 00:31:00,099
I'm afraid I haven't.
551
00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:02,095
YOU should have heard of Kerry.
552
00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:03,619
Why, what do you do?
553
00:31:03,619 --> 00:31:05,264
- I paint.
- Paint, eh?!
554
00:31:05,945 --> 00:31:07,287
Yeah, she paints.
555
00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:08,797
What sort of things
do you paint?
556
00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:12,280
Actually, I'm becoming very interested
in texture.
557
00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,134
Texture, eh?
558
00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,614
Let's have a talk
about that later.
559
00:31:39,748 --> 00:31:41,291
They tell me you've left your wife.
560
00:31:42,924 --> 00:31:44,410
- SHE left ME.
- Yeah?
561
00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,252
Well, you're better off without her.
562
00:31:49,048 --> 00:31:51,655
With all due respect boy...
YOUR wife...
563
00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:54,773
...is one of the great bourgeois
monsters of our time.
564
00:31:54,773 --> 00:31:56,217
Bourgeois?!
565
00:31:56,217 --> 00:32:00,951
She let herself be photographed in the nude
and hung up all round the house...
566
00:32:00,951 --> 00:32:02,158
That's bourgeois?!
567
00:32:02,158 --> 00:32:04,769
- You gotta get on to yourself.
- Let's not get nostalgic about the bitch!
568
00:32:04,769 --> 00:32:06,358
- It's alright for you mate...
- What do you want to do...
569
00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,771
...build her a shrine?!
- Bugger me, she was pretty tolerant.
570
00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:09,857
- Tolerant?
- Tolerant!
571
00:32:11,905 --> 00:32:14,686
- Look, I wouldn't tell you this
under normal circumstances...
- Well, don't tell me!
572
00:32:14,686 --> 00:32:16,474
But it's about time
you knew the truth!
573
00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:18,260
She was tolerant, alright!
574
00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,385
I went round to your place
one afternoon...
575
00:32:20,385 --> 00:32:22,523
She dragged me into bed a
nd screwed me!
576
00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:26,125
Yeah?
577
00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,854
Yeah... Digest THAT!
578
00:32:29,194 --> 00:32:30,464
You digest this.
579
00:32:30,464 --> 00:32:32,766
I've got a whole role of film
of that event...
580
00:32:32,766 --> 00:32:36,203
...taken on a 35mm Nikon...
on Kodak XXX!
581
00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:38,503
Using available light!
582
00:32:39,339 --> 00:32:42,281
They come up a bit grainy
when they're enlarged...
583
00:32:42,281 --> 00:32:43,832
...but you've got to expect that
from fast film.
584
00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,509
You'd better be joking!
585
00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:49,081
Jody... have you met Granger Cooley?
586
00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:50,206
Pleased to meet you!
587
00:32:50,206 --> 00:32:51,955
Did you really take those photographs?
588
00:32:51,955 --> 00:32:54,875
Don't come on all pious with ME, mate...
You were screwing my wife!
589
00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,908
A joke's a joke, but you don't
set a friend up like this!
590
00:32:57,908 --> 00:33:00,907
You're in no position to get pious!
YOU were screwing my wife!
591
00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:10,348
Fuck!
592
00:33:26,649 --> 00:33:28,237
You known Cooley long?
593
00:33:28,237 --> 00:33:29,456
No, not long.
594
00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:30,395
What do YOU do?
595
00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:32,596
I'm a teacher.
596
00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,433
- What do YOU do?
- I'm a student.
597
00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:43,042
- Are you in town long?
- I'm going back tomorrow.
598
00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:54,523
Granger!
599
00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:56,531
Have you met my husband, Evan?
600
00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:58,811
No, I haven't.
601
00:33:58,811 --> 00:33:59,908
How are ya?
602
00:33:59,908 --> 00:34:01,643
I believe you're a lawyer.
603
00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:03,397
Some of my clients don't!
604
00:34:03,397 --> 00:34:05,796
I've been hearing
that your wife's very creative.
605
00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:08,674
- I wish the critics thought so.
- Why? They been panning ya?
606
00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:11,280
- No... faint praise.
- Moderate praise.
607
00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,713
If I was a critic, you wouldn't
be getting faint praise...
608
00:34:13,713 --> 00:34:15,327
What are they all?
Poofters?
609
00:34:15,327 --> 00:34:16,395
Not exactly.
610
00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:17,303
Do they ever proposition ya?
611
00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,789
It's not really as corrupt
as all that.
612
00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:20,210
I tell you what...
613
00:34:20,874 --> 00:34:23,079
If I came to review some
hot young chick's etchings...
614
00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:25,368
It'd be a case of
"No root... no review."
615
00:34:25,368 --> 00:34:27,664
You must conduct a very interesting
law practice.
616
00:34:29,307 --> 00:34:30,627
I'm taking a hammering tonight!
617
00:34:30,627 --> 00:34:33,210
Hey, Jenny... you seen Suzy anywhere?
618
00:34:57,229 --> 00:35:01,179
Man comes out after a barbecued chop...
and look what he finds!
619
00:35:03,279 --> 00:35:04,390
How's Jenny?
620
00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,299
Shithouse. What do you two
think you're doing?
621
00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:08,737
Piss off, will ya!?
622
00:35:08,737 --> 00:35:10,695
No... I want a bit of sausage.
623
00:35:12,438 --> 00:35:14,012
Let's see you got
that I haven't got.
624
00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:16,196
Sex appeal.
625
00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:21,697
Kath 'll kill 'im.
626
00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:36,576
You want another drink?
627
00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:37,414
No thanks.
628
00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:41,393
You should know enough
to come and speak to me.
629
00:35:41,393 --> 00:35:43,391
You're lucky I came to speak to you at all.
630
00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,393
Why's that?
631
00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:48,265
I don't usually make a habit
of speaking to hostile bitches in corners.
632
00:35:48,265 --> 00:35:50,836
I don't make a habit of speaking
to incorrigible lechers.
633
00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:55,383
No... not here.
634
00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:56,657
Not here!
635
00:35:59,682 --> 00:36:01,221
- Where?
- In there.
636
00:36:01,221 --> 00:36:03,472
- In there!
- Inside!
637
00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:05,090
What about the wife?!
638
00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:07,183
- Ask her!
- Ask her what?
- If she minds!
639
00:36:08,052 --> 00:36:09,178
- She minds!
- She shouldn't.
640
00:36:09,178 --> 00:36:11,222
I'll tell her there's some chemistry there.
It's purely physical.
641
00:36:13,474 --> 00:36:14,564
Come on!
642
00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,380
Jesus!
643
00:36:43,863 --> 00:36:44,691
Hi!
644
00:36:46,186 --> 00:36:47,836
I was just admiring your d�cor.
645
00:36:47,836 --> 00:36:49,579
Oh, it's a bit unadventurous.
646
00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:51,944
The trouble with d�cor is...
647
00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,719
...if your tastes change after you've done it,
you're stuck with it.
648
00:37:00,323 --> 00:37:02,179
Do YOU ever look at someone
and something clicks...
649
00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:04,159
...and you say "Bang! I want him!"
650
00:37:04,955 --> 00:37:06,786
- Physically!
- No!
651
00:37:07,982 --> 00:37:09,512
Do you believe in honesty?
652
00:37:09,512 --> 00:37:10,318
Yes.
653
00:37:10,318 --> 00:37:11,753
Do you mind if I'm honest?
654
00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,015
No.
655
00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:16,146
I want to screw Don.
656
00:37:16,736 --> 00:37:18,957
...seats in well-to-do
harbourside suburbs...
657
00:37:18,957 --> 00:37:21,347
Mosman and Seaforth...
up to the northern beaches...
658
00:37:21,347 --> 00:37:24,032
...like Manly... the sitting member
Mr Michael Mackellar...
659
00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:27,662
...is very safe there, on 22,000 odd.
660
00:37:28,688 --> 00:37:30,924
The seat of Wentworth
in the eastern suburbs...
661
00:37:30,924 --> 00:37:33,121
...similar to Warringah...
662
00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,103
Honest, Grange!...
663
00:37:35,103 --> 00:37:38,879
Your taste in women is becoming
more adolescent as the years go by.
664
00:37:38,879 --> 00:37:41,342
Just a minute!
Susan's very intelligent.
665
00:37:41,555 --> 00:37:45,582
Fuck! Big tits, cow eyes...
vacuous chatter.
666
00:37:46,588 --> 00:37:49,873
I think you've started your middle-age
virility fantasies already!
667
00:37:49,873 --> 00:37:52,181
What happened to your receptionist?
SHE was nice!
668
00:37:52,181 --> 00:37:53,807
She had a virgin brain!
669
00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,090
No original thought
had ever penetrated!
670
00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,591
- She WAS a bit...
- Dumb!
671
00:37:59,591 --> 00:38:01,206
At least she was over 18!
672
00:38:01,695 --> 00:38:03,853
You've got a prejudice
against older women!
673
00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:04,603
No!
674
00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:08,347
When I was 17, I stuffed a 50-year old barmaid
in the old man's pub.
675
00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,789
She just kept saying...
"Thank you!"...
676
00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,447
"I meant YOU!"
677
00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,510
- How did she take it?
- She didn't say anything.
678
00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,235
She's on anti-depressants?
679
00:38:19,235 --> 00:38:20,483
She'd 've told me.
680
00:38:23,347 --> 00:38:25,616
D'you think I should go and talk to her?
681
00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:27,695
Yes, I think you should.
682
00:38:30,952 --> 00:38:34,395
You see, I'm interstate quite often,
Canberra, and that sort of thing...
683
00:38:37,174 --> 00:38:38,755
How's your old man treating YOU?
684
00:38:41,063 --> 00:38:43,785
Oh... I'm a little bitch
to him sometimes.
685
00:38:43,785 --> 00:38:45,962
- Bugger 'im!
- Oh, I'm neutral!
686
00:38:46,636 --> 00:38:49,151
He's certainly been following
that Kerry woman round, like a puppy dog.
687
00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:50,536
I wouldn't worry.
688
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,642
I'm not!
689
00:38:53,326 --> 00:38:55,991
He's only ever made it with one other woman
since we've been married.
690
00:38:55,991 --> 00:38:59,241
So surprised, he ran home to show me
the scratches on his back!
691
00:39:01,997 --> 00:39:04,211
- Oh, sorry!
- No... on you go.
692
00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:11,246
Do you know many
of the people here?
693
00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:13,977
No... do you?
694
00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,159
No...
I think they're mainly Don's friends.
695
00:39:17,525 --> 00:39:19,315
Pretty extrovert lot,
aren't they?
696
00:39:21,586 --> 00:39:23,040
I think they're a bunch of shits!
697
00:39:24,587 --> 00:39:26,029
Yeah!
698
00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,030
The most outstanding feature
of this election...
699
00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,810
We've got 'em rooted, son!
700
00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:33,255
We'll piss it in, mate!
701
00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,474
Sorry to say this, love... but it looks
as if the Libs have had the Richard.
702
00:39:42,474 --> 00:39:45,202
Oh, well I suppose a change
won't do all that much harm!
703
00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,620
Might even do a bit of good, too...
you know...
704
00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:53,657
In small ways... like health, education,
social welfare.
705
00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,006
Shut up, shithead!
706
00:39:55,006 --> 00:39:57,627
I'm having a serious political discussion...
707
00:39:57,627 --> 00:39:59,918
If you don't want to participate,
piss off!
708
00:39:59,918 --> 00:40:00,935
- How old IS your youngest?
709
00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:02,340
Have you ever sat down...
710
00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:05,232
...and really thought about
what you're doing in life?
711
00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:07,999
We've got a very clear idea
of what we're doing.
712
00:40:07,999 --> 00:40:10,941
Yeah... planted in your skull,
by some advertising copywriter.
713
00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:12,347
Bosh!
714
00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:13,784
Would it be true to say...
715
00:40:14,427 --> 00:40:17,955
...that YOU are contemplating
selling your $40,000 house...
716
00:40:17,955 --> 00:40:20,931
...and taking out a mortgage
on a $60,000 dwelling?
717
00:40:20,931 --> 00:40:22,227
How did YOU know?
718
00:40:22,873 --> 00:40:25,974
Never mind about that,
but what I would really like to know...
719
00:40:25,974 --> 00:40:30,214
...is what are your motives
for this particular piece of insanity?
720
00:40:30,214 --> 00:40:31,963
I'll hit you with my beer mug
in a minute.
721
00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,425
- I'm thinking of having another baby.
- You don't have to answer him!
722
00:40:34,425 --> 00:40:35,649
Oh, I'll answer him!
723
00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:40,765
You can't get pregnant in a $40,000 house...
It's too cheap and nasty, is it?
724
00:40:40,765 --> 00:40:42,541
We need the space!
725
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,811
Bullshit! You've got 4 bedrooms already!
I'll tell you what it is!...
726
00:40:46,263 --> 00:40:48,121
I'll tell you what it is...
It's status!
727
00:40:48,852 --> 00:40:51,770
That's what it is...
the whole thing's status... S-T-A-T-U-S!
728
00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:54,240
The government's been in power
for a long time...
729
00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,715
It's begun to run out of ideas...
It's begun to get panicky.
730
00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:59,658
The opposition's beginning to look
for the first time
731
00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,295
like a really good alternative government.
732
00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:04,586
How much has it cost the Labor Party
to fight this election in New South Wales alone?
733
00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,577
About $200,000.
734
00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,586
Are YOU particularly interested
in this election?
735
00:41:09,017 --> 00:41:11,086
- Not enough.
- Me neither.
- Good.
736
00:41:11,086 --> 00:41:13,494
Look, it doesn't make much difference
who gets in, does it?
737
00:41:13,494 --> 00:41:16,438
Look, I'll still be able to take home
my 20,000 a year, clear...
738
00:41:17,063 --> 00:41:18,811
That's not bad,
for extracting the odd molar!
739
00:41:19,865 --> 00:41:21,343
Are you a socialist?
740
00:41:21,343 --> 00:41:23,782
Yes... yes, aren't YOU?
741
00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:26,497
Well, yes... in a way...
742
00:41:26,497 --> 00:41:28,943
Well, I suppose all of us
are socialists, in a way.
743
00:41:29,557 --> 00:41:34,026
Well I think it's the profit-motive
that keeps the old economy ticking...
744
00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:36,187
I think we'd better stop discussing politics.
745
00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:39,070
Otherwise I might end up
planting you one on the jaw!
746
00:41:40,468 --> 00:41:41,625
Have a beer!
747
00:41:51,189 --> 00:41:54,825
I think I'll let the fire die down a bit
before we put the meat on.
748
00:41:56,324 --> 00:41:58,246
I built it up a bit too much.
749
00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,868
You better hold the pizzas off for while,
until I get the meat cooked, eh?
750
00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:14,367
S-T-A-T-U-S!
751
00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,140
S-T-A-T-U-S!
752
00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:19,219
Alright, you've convinced everyone you can spell...
Now piss off!
753
00:42:19,219 --> 00:42:20,595
It's got nothing to do with it!
754
00:42:21,352 --> 00:42:22,378
Like hell, it hasn't!
755
00:42:22,378 --> 00:42:25,536
Are you usually as rude to people
as you're being at the moment?
756
00:42:25,990 --> 00:42:26,927
What do you expect?
757
00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:29,873
On trumpeting a property conservatism...
758
00:42:29,873 --> 00:42:31,862
As if God should kiss your arse for it!
759
00:42:31,862 --> 00:42:33,866
I didn't TRUMPET it!
760
00:42:35,005 --> 00:42:36,114
At least SIMON...
761
00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,919
Simon had the grace to lie
that he was neutral!
762
00:42:41,766 --> 00:42:43,191
I wasn't lying!
763
00:42:43,191 --> 00:42:45,628
Alright, OK, I'll take that back...
You weren't lying.
764
00:42:45,628 --> 00:42:48,683
- I mean it! I wasn't lying!
- Alright! Alright!
765
00:42:48,683 --> 00:42:51,401
When someone calls me a liar,
I believe I'm entitled to object!
766
00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:54,101
- You are perfectly entitled to object!
- Right!
767
00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:57,388
Now, shut up!... I'm having an argument
with your wife... alright?
768
00:42:58,346 --> 00:42:59,294
Pea-brain!
769
00:42:59,294 --> 00:43:03,236
I'm sorry, Don, but when the level of argument
degenerates into personal abuse...
770
00:43:03,236 --> 00:43:04,255
It's time to leave!
771
00:43:04,255 --> 00:43:07,494
"Personal abuse"?
What do you mean "personal abuse"?
772
00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:08,843
What do you think
calling me a pea-brain is?!
773
00:43:08,843 --> 00:43:11,049
- Accurate!
- Cut it out, Simon.
774
00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,319
Well, he's a fuckin' pea-brain!
775
00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,923
So... we'd no sooner landed
and ordered a drink...
776
00:43:21,923 --> 00:43:24,225
...that HE announces that he's randy!
777
00:43:24,225 --> 00:43:28,446
ME? The first words he said were
"Let's get ourselves a screw, Cool!
778
00:43:28,446 --> 00:43:29,252
Absolute lie!
779
00:43:29,252 --> 00:43:31,040
My success with women
affects this little runt.
780
00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,007
Absolute fuckin' ratshit lie!
781
00:43:33,007 --> 00:43:34,476
Anyway, to get on with the story...
782
00:43:34,476 --> 00:43:36,621
There we are in the restaurant...
We gaze over the restaurant...
783
00:43:36,621 --> 00:43:40,308
...and we see these two
magnificent-lookin' waitresses.
784
00:43:40,308 --> 00:43:42,529
Absolute rat shit!...
The bottom of the barrel!
785
00:43:42,529 --> 00:43:44,639
You seemed quite enthusiastic
at the time.
786
00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,530
"You're my friend... you want something...
I get it for you!
787
00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:49,587
- Isn't he sickening?!
- No.
788
00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:50,987
So we sat down
and ordered this meal.
789
00:43:50,987 --> 00:43:53,833
At this stage I did nothing more
than to throw in a few quick quips...
790
00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,559
...to establish myself as a man
of refinement and wit!
791
00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:59,828
Oh, yes... that jazz...
"Hi, gorgeous, care for a screw?"
792
00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:02,600
No, the secret is to wait
for the right moment...
793
00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,490
...and come in on the right question.
794
00:44:04,490 --> 00:44:06,712
"Where are you from?"
asks one of them.
795
00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:09,630
- "Why, South Africa," I replied.
- South Africa?!
796
00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:12,821
Why would anyone want to say
they came from South fuckin' Africa?!
797
00:44:12,821 --> 00:44:14,538
Oh, I never mix politics and sex.
798
00:44:14,538 --> 00:44:16,745
Oh, the pizzas!...
Would anyone like a pizza?
799
00:44:18,007 --> 00:44:19,380
Barbecue's ready!
800
00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:21,705
- Excuse me!
- Okay, everyone, come on!
801
00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:24,870
There are plates and salad
on the patio!
802
00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:32,216
Well, Cooley got into HIS bird,
but mine was biologically indisposed.
803
00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:39,111
Most disgusting thing I can remember,
is the night I met him, in this little bistro.
804
00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,980
That bistro was number one!
805
00:44:41,658 --> 00:44:43,703
From Wednesday night onwards
you couldn't get in there...
806
00:44:43,703 --> 00:44:46,042
...for medium to good-quality
secretarial twat!
807
00:44:47,035 --> 00:44:48,555
And no sooner had Malcolm arrived...
808
00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,359
...than this great bird walked past!
809
00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,989
"You want my body, don't you," I said.
810
00:44:53,989 --> 00:44:56,347
Which is a pretty standard approach
of mine over the years.
811
00:44:56,347 --> 00:44:57,349
Having salad?
812
00:44:57,349 --> 00:44:59,961
Enter, the tooth-fairy!
813
00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:03,881
Not hungry?
814
00:45:05,308 --> 00:45:06,637
What's wrong?
815
00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:07,862
This party shits me.
816
00:45:07,862 --> 00:45:09,141
Do you want to go home?
817
00:45:09,650 --> 00:45:10,518
Do you?
818
00:45:10,518 --> 00:45:12,893
I promised I'd drop in and see Cam...
I told you.
819
00:45:13,727 --> 00:45:15,027
You've been with him all afternoon!
820
00:45:15,937 --> 00:45:18,759
He's nearly finished the work
for his exhibition...
821
00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:20,463
And he wants me there
to comment.
822
00:45:20,463 --> 00:45:21,420
It's exciting!
823
00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:23,515
It's about time you concentrated
on your own work.
824
00:45:23,765 --> 00:45:25,549
What's that supposed to mean?
825
00:45:26,038 --> 00:45:27,395
Well, maybe the critics had a point.
826
00:45:27,989 --> 00:45:30,499
I thought you said you couldn't
understand their jargon.
827
00:45:30,499 --> 00:45:33,348
I can understand words
like "sloppy" and "self-indulgent"!
828
00:45:34,141 --> 00:45:35,537
What time can I expect you home?
829
00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:37,567
Jesus! I thought we discussed all this!
830
00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,702
I'm not putting a curfew on you... it's...
831
00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:42,196
I just want to know whether
it's worth my waiting up, that's all.
832
00:45:42,196 --> 00:45:45,283
- I knew our marriage 'd be a disaster!
- It's NOT a disaster!
833
00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:49,029
Then why don't you put a ball and chain on me?
That's what you want, isn't it?!
834
00:45:49,029 --> 00:45:51,087
Now, may I have my pizza?!
835
00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,187
There's your bloody pizza!
836
00:45:58,771 --> 00:46:00,211
Holy Jesus!
837
00:46:25,272 --> 00:46:27,729
It rained all afternoon.
838
00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:31,596
I didn't notice, because I'd put the canvas out
all over the top, just in case it rained.
839
00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:34,081
And when it got cold,
the guests were inside...
840
00:47:11,686 --> 00:47:14,243
- I mean really..
- In certain ways...
841
00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,909
Better move your car, mate...
Evan can't get out.
842
00:47:35,233 --> 00:47:36,592
Troubles?
843
00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:40,308
I'm supposed to forego
any meaningful involvement
844
00:47:40,308 --> 00:47:41,963
with anyone but HIM!
845
00:47:42,817 --> 00:47:43,779
No right!
846
00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:46,862
So I'm involved with other men...
so what!?
847
00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,269
He knows I don't do it to spite him.
848
00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:53,755
He's just so bloody immature.
849
00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,215
Been writing anything lately?
850
00:47:56,215 --> 00:47:58,998
- I got a poem published last week.
- Marvellous! Where?
851
00:47:58,998 --> 00:47:59,620
Newspaper.
852
00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,387
- Marvellous!
- It's shit!
853
00:48:01,766 --> 00:48:03,865
Hello, gorgeous!
Care for a screw?
854
00:48:03,865 --> 00:48:05,157
He used to say "fuck"!
855
00:48:06,121 --> 00:48:08,125
Any particular reason
for the change?
856
00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,129
Yeah... I get more fucks
when I say "screw"!
857
00:48:10,648 --> 00:48:11,832
Is he ALWAYS like this?
858
00:48:11,832 --> 00:48:12,988
It's just his tough exterior.
859
00:48:12,988 --> 00:48:15,439
Underneath is a sensitive, vulnerable man.
860
00:48:15,439 --> 00:48:19,481
It's true! He once screwed a woman
with a tin leg, out of sheer pity.
861
00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:22,080
She was very well adjusted...
except that the kneecap squeaked.
862
00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:28,200
You would be the coarsest,
most sex-obsessed person I have ever met!
863
00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,249
And a fine sexual technician, to boot!
864
00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:31,995
- Who says?
- I says.
865
00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,486
You COULD be overestimating yourself.
866
00:48:34,486 --> 00:48:35,474
I COULD be.
867
00:48:36,252 --> 00:48:38,782
It's the first piece of modesty
I've heard from you all night.
868
00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,472
I just threw it in, to intrigue you!
869
00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:42,622
I'm a little intrigued!
870
00:48:42,622 --> 00:48:44,272
You're moe than a little intrigued.
871
00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:46,339
How would you know?
872
00:48:46,339 --> 00:48:48,462
I know a woman on heat,
when I see one!
873
00:48:49,314 --> 00:48:51,010
- How?
- Their eyes moisten.
874
00:48:51,010 --> 00:48:54,886
- Is this test conclusive?
-I have other tests.
875
00:48:54,886 --> 00:48:58,483
Bennelong is a Liberal seat
876
00:48:58,483 --> 00:49:02,657
and at the moment it doesn't look
quite as safe as it used to be.
877
00:49:02,657 --> 00:49:06,951
It's a middle north-shore area...
sitting member Sir John Cremer...
878
00:49:06,951 --> 00:49:08,869
of the Liberal Party...
879
00:49:11,603 --> 00:49:12,543
Slut!
880
00:49:12,543 --> 00:49:15,852
Another one counted as safe Liberal
in Sydney's more affluent suburbs
881
00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:17,593
on the northern line to Hawkesbury...
882
00:49:17,593 --> 00:49:20,295
...held in the previous parliament
by Mr T. Hughes...
883
00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:24,420
The seat of Blaxland
in the south-western suburbs...
884
00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:27,245
You might refill those empty glasses
out there.
885
00:49:27,576 --> 00:49:29,380
Let them do it themselves...
they've got legs.
886
00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:31,555
You're the one who throws
these bloody parties...
887
00:49:31,555 --> 00:49:34,507
...and you won't even accept the responsibility
of looking after your guests!
888
00:49:45,394 --> 00:49:47,728
It's funny... but...
this is the first time...
889
00:49:47,728 --> 00:49:50,703
...I thought it 'd be all right to do this
with a man I've just met.
890
00:49:50,703 --> 00:49:53,068
It's very flattering of you, my dear,
but I don't believe you.
891
00:49:56,366 --> 00:49:59,420
Usually it's an organic part
of the whole relationship.
892
00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,571
Well... ORGAN first!
893
00:50:02,454 --> 00:50:04,307
Relationship later!
894
00:50:04,307 --> 00:50:08,025
A very interesting philosophical point!
895
00:50:29,475 --> 00:50:32,395
You made some sort of arrangement
with my husband?
896
00:50:32,395 --> 00:50:33,378
No.
897
00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:35,505
Doesn't actually grow on you,
does he?
898
00:50:35,505 --> 00:50:37,935
I'm sorry... I guess I was a little bit naive.
899
00:50:39,032 --> 00:50:41,323
I sometimes get strongly attracted
to someone.
900
00:50:41,961 --> 00:50:42,876
Do YOU?
901
00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:45,466
No... sometimes.
902
00:50:46,607 --> 00:50:49,299
Have you ever felt yourself
strongly attracted to women?
903
00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,841
No!
904
00:50:50,841 --> 00:50:52,616
It's nothing to be ashamed of,
if you have.
905
00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:54,184
Oh, but I haven't!
906
00:50:55,162 --> 00:50:56,922
Kerry's very beautiful, isn't she?
907
00:50:58,097 --> 00:50:59,549
Yes, she's very attractive.
908
00:51:01,077 --> 00:51:02,760
She's really beautiful!
909
00:51:03,915 --> 00:51:05,210
Now we're bonding a piece of metal
910
00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:08,183
across the area where the arm
actually fits the hand...
911
00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,813
Jesus!
912
00:51:36,977 --> 00:51:39,703
Excuse me, Kath...
have you seen Kerry?
913
00:51:40,451 --> 00:51:41,687
Isn't she outside?
914
00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:44,116
Shit! Where's Cooley?
915
00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,660
You know what their marriage is like!
916
00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:19,712
- Well don't blame me!
- You must admit it's exciting!
917
00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:26,348
I hope you're satisfied!
918
00:52:32,426 --> 00:52:35,293
Go on... make a fool of yourself,
as usual... go on!
919
00:52:36,819 --> 00:52:38,981
Get him off, will ya?!
920
00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:40,383
Get outside... get out!
921
00:52:41,344 --> 00:52:42,718
Just get out... go on!
922
00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:44,899
Get outside!
923
00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:47,695
You don't beat people up, just because
they take a liking to your wife!
924
00:52:47,695 --> 00:52:48,907
Outside!
925
00:52:48,907 --> 00:52:50,959
"Get outside"... what are you...
a fuckin' parrot?!
926
00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,374
Look I don't care
what the circumstances are...
927
00:52:52,374 --> 00:52:54,897
You don't go interrupting a man and a woman
at their most intimate moment!
928
00:52:55,867 --> 00:52:56,781
Look... I'll tell you something...
929
00:52:56,781 --> 00:52:58,630
I wouldn't like to be in your shoes
if you hit me...
930
00:52:58,630 --> 00:53:00,779
I'll sue you for assault!
I'm a lawyer.
931
00:53:00,779 --> 00:53:02,479
I'm gonna smash your bloody teeth in!
932
00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:03,695
He's a dentist!
933
00:53:03,695 --> 00:53:06,547
Stop this at once!
Stop acting like a sad adolescent!
934
00:53:06,547 --> 00:53:09,498
And YOU stop acting
like a bloody nymphomaniac!
935
00:53:09,498 --> 00:53:12,872
Look... if you're not prepared to allow me
some degree of emotional autonomy...
936
00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:13,945
...then THAT is it!
937
00:53:13,945 --> 00:53:15,574
"Emotional autonomy"?!
938
00:53:15,574 --> 00:53:19,003
When you start screwing oafs like that...
it's emotional insanity!
939
00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:22,298
Oafs? Hey, fella, get ya facts straight
before you start calling people names!
940
00:53:24,489 --> 00:53:24,489
Let's face it...
941
00:53:24,489 --> 00:53:27,567
We you start screwing boorish
loud-mouthed oafs...
942
00:53:27,567 --> 00:53:29,319
What's so special about HER, anyway?
943
00:53:29,319 --> 00:53:32,301
I scored the National Charity Queen...
two years in a row!
944
00:53:34,451 --> 00:53:36,040
Get your things!
945
00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:38,498
Get your things!
946
00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:42,191
If you think this is giving you some sort
of moral leverage over me, you're wrong!
947
00:53:42,191 --> 00:53:44,019
Look, are you coming, or aren't you?!
948
00:53:44,019 --> 00:53:45,777
I am not your personal chattel!
949
00:53:45,777 --> 00:53:48,190
And I am taking steps to make sure
that I am not YOURS!
950
00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:50,728
...this election is different from the 1929 election...
951
00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,683
Are you threatening me!?
952
00:53:51,683 --> 00:53:54,018
Well, you just work that out
for yourself!
953
00:53:57,687 --> 00:53:58,638
Are you coming?
954
00:53:58,638 --> 00:53:59,817
No.
955
00:54:01,904 --> 00:54:03,678
Look I will ask you once more...
956
00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:06,107
You can ask me
as many time as you like.
957
00:54:06,107 --> 00:54:07,742
That's your final answer?
958
00:54:07,742 --> 00:54:08,718
Yes.
959
00:54:08,718 --> 00:54:10,016
Well, right!
960
00:54:21,919 --> 00:54:24,126
Don't show your face in here again,
you shit!
961
00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,055
Talk about "coitus interruptus"!
962
00:54:41,176 --> 00:54:44,348
I'm gonna shoot meself...
when those bastards get back in.
963
00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:45,896
I'm gonna shoot meself.
964
00:54:45,896 --> 00:54:47,036
I thought we were winning!?
965
00:54:47,036 --> 00:54:50,530
They're stuffed!...
16 of the 18 doubtfuls are going to the Liberals.
966
00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:51,662
Where did you hear that?
967
00:54:51,662 --> 00:54:52,642
5 minutes ago.
968
00:54:52,642 --> 00:54:55,952
Fuckin' bastards are getting back
on the DLP preferences.
969
00:54:56,607 --> 00:54:57,560
We're stuffed!
970
00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,523
My old man used to vote DLP.
971
00:55:00,317 --> 00:55:02,733
Yeah... I had an argument
with him once...
972
00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:05,620
Didn't like the "permissive society".
973
00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:08,201
Wanted to return
to "Catholic moral purity".
974
00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:11,680
He was the last of
the great Catholic shaggers!
975
00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:13,503
He died "on the job", you know?
976
00:55:13,503 --> 00:55:16,285
By the time they got him dressed,
they couldn't put his teeth back in.
977
00:55:19,643 --> 00:55:20,538
Have you...
978
00:55:21,635 --> 00:55:23,387
Have you got any
of those photos?
979
00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:26,459
- What photos?
- Of me and your wife.
980
00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:28,921
Oh... I carry a couple of dozen
around in my wallet!
981
00:55:28,921 --> 00:55:30,186
Did they turn out alright?
982
00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,741
Jesus, Cooley!...
Ruth and I have just separated...
983
00:55:32,741 --> 00:55:33,442
Doesn't that...
984
00:55:33,442 --> 00:55:35,528
Well look it's a bit disconcerting
for a man to realise...
985
00:55:35,528 --> 00:55:38,279
...that there are pornographic photographs
of him, floating around.
986
00:55:38,279 --> 00:55:39,931
Well, they're selling very well!
987
00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:12,997
I'll get it.
988
00:56:17,976 --> 00:56:19,351
Are you really selling those photos?
989
00:56:19,351 --> 00:56:21,317
- Yep.
- What are they worth?
990
00:56:21,317 --> 00:56:23,079
$8... set of 6.
991
00:56:24,851 --> 00:56:25,954
Save us a couple, will you.
992
00:56:25,954 --> 00:56:27,333
Matte or gloss?
993
00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:29,133
Matte!
994
00:56:34,853 --> 00:56:36,939
- Why did they do it, Cools?
- What?
995
00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:39,619
Ask you to seduce my friends.
996
00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:43,304
I think I was curious.
997
00:56:44,053 --> 00:56:45,217
She didn't respond to me...
998
00:56:45,848 --> 00:56:48,164
So I wanted to see if she did
with other men.
999
00:56:48,164 --> 00:56:50,279
SHE didn't respond much to ME, mate.
1000
00:56:50,279 --> 00:56:52,460
Don't crap!
I was in the bloody cupboard.
1001
00:56:54,573 --> 00:56:56,699
Anyone for a swim?
1002
00:56:58,055 --> 00:57:00,764
Don... don't be ridiculous...
We can't use the Mitchell's pool!
1003
00:57:01,348 --> 00:57:04,898
If they're rich enough to take the whole family
for a trip to Japan...
1004
00:57:04,898 --> 00:57:06,815
...then they can bloody well
lend us their pool!
1005
00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:09,255
Liberal-voting turds!
1006
00:58:23,707 --> 00:58:25,243
YOU just need more experience.
1007
00:58:26,547 --> 00:58:27,770
Why don't you have a go at Jody?
1008
00:58:27,965 --> 00:58:29,251
Do you think she's interested?
1009
00:58:29,251 --> 00:58:30,677
Ya didn't see how she looked at ya?
1010
00:58:31,106 --> 00:58:32,799
- When?
- All night!
1011
00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:34,620
Mate... she's very impressed!
1012
00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:36,033
What about her husband?
1013
00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:39,141
That poofter?
I'll take care of HIM.
1014
00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,107
SHE wouldn't be interested in HIM!
1015
00:58:41,107 --> 00:58:42,619
He couldn't do any worse than YOU!
1016
00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:43,689
Crap!
1017
00:58:43,689 --> 00:58:46,511
Come on! You've been swingin' your dick
at everything available...
1018
00:58:46,511 --> 00:58:48,576
...and missin' by yards!
- As usual!
1019
00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,562
What's YOUR story?
1020
00:58:51,562 --> 00:58:52,470
What?
1021
00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:55,708
All YOU seem to be good for these days,
is planting native trees.
1022
00:58:57,496 --> 00:58:58,934
Do you know how I get 'em to grow so fast?
1023
00:58:59,776 --> 00:59:00,376
No.
1024
00:59:00,376 --> 00:59:01,773
Nitrogen balls.
1025
00:59:02,754 --> 00:59:04,312
It's true...
Nitrogen balls.
1026
00:59:04,312 --> 00:59:07,599
I've got a mahogany gum out there
grew 5 feet this spring.
1027
00:59:07,599 --> 00:59:08,353
Want to see it?
1028
00:59:10,102 --> 00:59:11,072
No!
1029
00:59:15,568 --> 00:59:16,639
My God!...
1030
00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:19,041
Time showed you two up, didn't it?
1031
00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:21,735
How long is it since I met you, now?
1032
00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:25,842
12... 13... 14 years?!
1033
00:59:27,034 --> 00:59:28,792
Some little prick was throwing a party.
1034
00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,376
Yeah... it was me!
1035
00:59:33,755 --> 00:59:34,786
And there they were...
1036
00:59:35,869 --> 00:59:38,561
Sutherland, the brilliant academic...
1037
00:59:38,561 --> 00:59:41,670
And Henderson...
his adoring young pupil!
1038
00:59:41,670 --> 00:59:42,770
Holding the floor...
1039
00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:47,776
...giving their celebrated imitation of 2 men
destined to leave their mark on the world.
1040
00:59:49,084 --> 00:59:50,506
Sorry if we disappointed you.
1041
00:59:51,308 --> 00:59:53,780
I remember how grateful I was
when you adopted me!
1042
00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,549
Poor little shit-kicker Cooley...
1043
00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:58,789
...refugee from a Catholic choir!
1044
00:59:58,789 --> 01:00:00,939
Buyer of the contraceptives...
1045
01:00:02,130 --> 01:00:07,879
For 5 years I let myself be patronised
by a pair of self-inflated bullshit-artists!
1046
01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,295
The 2 great minds...
1047
01:00:10,295 --> 01:00:14,563
Sutherland, plotting the right strategic moment
to enter politics...
1048
01:00:14,563 --> 01:00:17,195
...so he can make his way
to the prime ministership
1049
01:00:17,195 --> 01:00:18,411
with minimum delay.
1050
01:00:18,411 --> 01:00:19,200
Crap!
1051
01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,582
And Henderson here... Henderson...
giving lengthy debates...
1052
01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:28,307
...on whether it'd be better to have
his magnificent, but never-completed novel
1053
01:00:28,307 --> 01:00:30,150
published here, or in London!
1054
01:00:30,619 --> 01:00:32,152
You should 've gone into politics,
Mal, you know...
1055
01:00:32,152 --> 01:00:33,406
You should 've finished that novel, too.
1056
01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:37,172
Here we go again...
"Mutual Arse-Lickers Incorporated"!
1057
01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:40,171
Well, what've YOU done,
that's so bloody magnificent?
1058
01:00:40,789 --> 01:00:41,913
Bloody lawyer!
1059
01:00:42,579 --> 01:00:44,297
People who need 'em most
can't damn well afford 'em...
1060
01:00:44,297 --> 01:00:45,281
Deny that!
1061
01:00:45,281 --> 01:00:46,655
I don't HAVE to deny it.
1062
01:00:46,655 --> 01:00:48,555
I'm not posing as a champion
of the oppressed.
1063
01:00:48,555 --> 01:00:52,513
...with 2 thirds of the votes counted tonight,
it looks like a clean sweep...
1064
01:00:52,513 --> 01:00:56,512
...with the allocation of preferences, would suggest
that Mr Coates in fact would have...
1065
01:00:56,512 --> 01:00:57,622
How's the election going?
1066
01:00:58,337 --> 01:00:59,758
Fine, if you're a fascist.
1067
01:01:00,388 --> 01:01:02,676
Oh, well, sometimes I don't think
it matters who wins.
1068
01:01:04,773 --> 01:01:07,907
Well the country's run by the Public Service,
anyway, isn't it?
1069
01:01:08,897 --> 01:01:11,785
Don't be such a bloody cretin!
'Course it matters!
1070
01:01:11,785 --> 01:01:16,585
We've got the worst health, education
and social services of any industrialised nation!
1071
01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:18,299
Well, why don't you go live in Russia?!
1072
01:01:18,723 --> 01:01:19,747
What a cunt!
1073
01:01:19,747 --> 01:01:21,339
You don't know what you're fuckin' talkin about!
1074
01:01:25,362 --> 01:01:27,774
You do realise, don't you...
1075
01:01:29,915 --> 01:01:32,084
..education, in any society...
1076
01:01:32,084 --> 01:01:33,444
You DO realise that, don't you?!
1077
01:01:33,444 --> 01:01:35,458
I just don't believe in socialism,
that's all.
1078
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,507
Socialism... You don't even know
the fuckin' meaning of the word!
1079
01:01:38,671 --> 01:01:41,837
The Labor Party is just mildly reformist,
that's all!
1080
01:01:41,837 --> 01:01:45,283
- Mildly?! What about Jim Cairns?!
- Put your bloody clothes on!
1081
01:01:45,283 --> 01:01:47,243
Don't tell ME that Jim Cairns
is just mildly reformist!
1082
01:01:47,243 --> 01:01:49,287
You'd think they live for politics,
wouldn't you?!
1083
01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:52,561
All Don ever does is pass out
a few how-to-vote cards.
1084
01:01:53,997 --> 01:01:56,283
Mal doesn't even hand out cards.
1085
01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,738
Let's face it Jody...
We're married to a couple of...
1086
01:02:00,094 --> 01:02:01,438
Bullshit-artists?
1087
01:02:06,487 --> 01:02:09,414
What about the fuckin' pensioners, eh?
Starving THEM!
1088
01:02:09,414 --> 01:02:11,677
I think there's nothing wrong
with a discussion...
1089
01:02:11,677 --> 01:02:14,266
...but I don't think people should argue
with people they don't agree with!
1090
01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:19,556
- I don't want to talk about it!
- Because you know I'm bloody-well right!
1091
01:02:23,326 --> 01:02:25,820
We're having terrible trouble
with young Richard at the moment.
1092
01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:28,401
They're easy at Richard's age!...
Just wait till he's a bit older.
1093
01:02:28,151 --> 01:02:30,609
Hell, they're on babies!
1094
01:02:33,377 --> 01:02:35,328
You wait till you've had some yourself.
1095
01:02:35,328 --> 01:02:36,542
I'm not.
1096
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,090
They don't turn me on, I'm afraid.
1097
01:02:41,354 --> 01:02:44,671
How can you tell what your real feelings
towards children are...
1098
01:02:44,671 --> 01:02:46,561
...until you've had some yourself?
1099
01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,920
That's like saying you ought to eat shit,
in case it tastes like watermelon.
1100
01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,903
All I can say is, having sex for its own sake,
is a rather hollow motive.
1101
01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,046
Oh, come on, Jenny!
1102
01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,085
Some people carry on,
as if it's the only thing in life!
1103
01:02:57,085 --> 01:02:58,153
Who... ME?
1104
01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:00,882
I wasn't referring to anyone in particular.
1105
01:03:00,882 --> 01:03:03,697
Look... if you think I enjoy being mauled
by your randy husbands...
1106
01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:04,785
...then you're wrong!
1107
01:03:04,785 --> 01:03:05,911
Men are pigs!
1108
01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,907
Yes... I must apologise for Evan.
1109
01:03:08,907 --> 01:03:10,521
Yes, he did sound a little upset!
1110
01:03:10,521 --> 01:03:12,912
Oh, Kath... He's always going off
about something or other!
1111
01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,786
If you ask ME...
he had good cause!
1112
01:03:16,252 --> 01:03:17,811
You're entitled to your opinion.
1113
01:03:19,165 --> 01:03:22,475
Well, I mean I like Cooley as a person...
1114
01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:25,089
I can't see what anyone
would see in him as a MAN!
1115
01:03:25,089 --> 01:03:27,309
A lot of women find him
very attractive.
1116
01:03:28,294 --> 01:03:30,167
Must have hidden talents!
1117
01:03:31,456 --> 01:03:33,595
Certainly isn't hiding them
at the moment!
1118
01:03:38,741 --> 01:03:40,375
What IS Cooley like, in bed?
1119
01:03:41,013 --> 01:03:42,448
Well, he's not all that big...
1120
01:03:42,448 --> 01:03:44,181
But he's energetic, for his age.
1121
01:03:44,489 --> 01:03:45,523
And inventive!
1122
01:03:45,523 --> 01:03:48,732
Don plods on for hours...
Bores me stupid.
1123
01:03:48,732 --> 01:03:50,451
Ah... the long slow grind!
1124
01:03:52,545 --> 01:03:53,991
What's Simon like, Jenny?
1125
01:03:53,991 --> 01:03:55,910
Well, he's not as BIG as my father...
1126
01:03:57,914 --> 01:03:59,812
I used to see him under the shower!
1127
01:03:59,812 --> 01:04:01,780
You can't always tell,
when they're on the slack.
1128
01:04:02,117 --> 01:04:05,613
I don't think anatomical details
are very important.
1129
01:04:05,613 --> 01:04:07,942
Surely it's the feeling between people,
that counts?
1130
01:04:07,942 --> 01:04:10,577
Yes, I've known some fine little pricks,
in MY time!
1131
01:04:10,577 --> 01:04:14,455
No... seriously! I mean, women
become attracted to other women.
1132
01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,145
The thought of touching another woman's body,
makes my flesh crawl!
1133
01:04:19,145 --> 01:04:22,824
Why? The female body is infinitely
more beautiful than the male.
1134
01:04:25,118 --> 01:04:26,408
How do women...
1135
01:04:27,177 --> 01:04:27,801
...do it?!
1136
01:04:28,361 --> 01:04:29,711
Well, they...
1137
01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:33,775
Righto, ladies... come on!
1138
01:04:35,327 --> 01:04:36,282
It's time to dance!
1139
01:04:37,183 --> 01:04:38,462
Righto, Simon, old cock!
1140
01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:41,032
Don't just stand there
like a stuffed dummy!
1141
01:04:41,032 --> 01:04:44,270
Get one of those lovely ladies up on her feet,
and giver a whirl!
1142
01:04:45,336 --> 01:04:46,481
'Plastic Lips'.
1143
01:04:46,481 --> 01:04:47,343
Yeah, why not?!
1144
01:04:50,392 --> 01:04:52,575
Would you like us
to dance together?
1145
01:04:52,575 --> 01:04:53,618
What?
1146
01:04:55,184 --> 01:04:56,907
We can dance till we're dead!
1147
01:04:56,907 --> 01:04:59,210
I don't like the sound of that!
1148
01:05:02,195 --> 01:05:03,196
Jenny!
1149
01:05:03,794 --> 01:05:05,361
No, I haven't danced for years.
1150
01:05:05,361 --> 01:05:06,783
Well, it's about time you did,
then, girl!
1151
01:05:07,345 --> 01:05:08,408
I'd rather not.
1152
01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:10,456
Come on, Jen, for Christ's sake...
Get up and have a dance!
1153
01:05:17,242 --> 01:05:19,097
All I did was ask her for a dance!
1154
01:05:19,097 --> 01:05:21,429
Why don't you give her a drink?
1155
01:05:37,269 --> 01:05:38,561
Sorry!
1156
01:05:45,301 --> 01:05:46,291
Hey!
1157
01:05:46,607 --> 01:05:47,609
Sorry!
1158
01:05:51,355 --> 01:05:52,853
Let's have a drink.
1159
01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,959
I just get SO depressed!
1160
01:05:59,470 --> 01:05:59,470
Oh, Jenny... look...
1161
01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,298
You've got 4 beautiful children...
1162
01:06:02,298 --> 01:06:04,718
and your husband's 2nd lieutenant to God,
and still rising!
1163
01:06:04,718 --> 01:06:06,160
Our marriage is a farce!
1164
01:06:07,470 --> 01:06:08,137
Whose isn't?!
1165
01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,056
Oh, really?!
1166
01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:14,974
Oh, we both used to love our kids.
1167
01:06:16,085 --> 01:06:17,816
Even make love, too.
1168
01:06:18,526 --> 01:06:19,505
Sick, isn't it?!
1169
01:06:22,124 --> 01:06:23,576
I just...
1170
01:06:25,837 --> 01:06:29,764
Christ, Jenny... you're attractive,
you're intelligent...
1171
01:06:29,764 --> 01:06:31,588
Let's face it, Don...
1172
01:06:32,362 --> 01:06:34,544
I've been out of the human race
for 10 bloody years!
1173
01:06:36,219 --> 01:06:38,379
I know you're not
the slightest bit interested!
1174
01:06:38,379 --> 01:06:40,049
You can sit there and listen.
1175
01:06:43,641 --> 01:06:45,435
I've lost it, Don!
1176
01:06:47,353 --> 01:06:49,504
All I can do is just sit in corners
1177
01:06:49,504 --> 01:06:52,690
and hate other people,
for being competent human beings!
1178
01:06:53,785 --> 01:06:55,615
It's getting so the only people I can take,
are shits!
1179
01:06:55,999 --> 01:06:56,801
Thanks a lot!
1180
01:06:56,801 --> 01:06:58,968
As soon as he's got enough money,
he'll clear out and he'll leave me...
1181
01:06:58,968 --> 01:07:00,564
You wait and see!
1182
01:07:02,427 --> 01:07:05,105
- Finish your degree.
- Oh, stuff my degree!
1183
01:07:06,651 --> 01:07:07,895
Have an affair.
1184
01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:12,025
Have an affair!
1185
01:07:14,417 --> 01:07:17,311
Try having an affair after 4 kids
have made your tits droop!
1186
01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:19,857
You're stomach looks like something
1187
01:07:19,857 --> 01:07:23,758
that got stuck into a soggy
steamed pudding, with a fucking whip!
1188
01:07:25,085 --> 01:07:26,153
I mean, let's face it...
1189
01:07:27,393 --> 01:07:31,330
If you had to choose between me and that
flat-stomached melon-breasted tart out there...
1190
01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:34,294
Who'd it be?
1191
01:07:39,517 --> 01:07:40,729
Yeah!
1192
01:07:43,738 --> 01:07:45,248
This looks a rather nice little drop...
1193
01:07:45,970 --> 01:07:49,616
Our Conservative friend
knows a good red when he sees one!
1194
01:07:57,370 --> 01:07:58,894
It's about time
you made your move, mate!
1195
01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:02,467
This is no time to get cold feet,
my boy!
1196
01:08:03,635 --> 01:08:05,644
Actually, I must get across
to the Barossa again, pretty soon...
1197
01:08:05,644 --> 01:08:08,443
- Our cellar's getting pretty depleted.
- When were you over there last?
1198
01:08:08,443 --> 01:08:09,928
About 3 years ago.
1199
01:08:10,511 --> 01:08:13,123
Brought back 14 dozen bottles...
mainly reds.
1200
01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,183
But there was the odd case of white.
1201
01:08:15,183 --> 01:08:16,033
That's a coincidence!
1202
01:08:16,033 --> 01:08:17,679
I was over there 3 years ago.
1203
01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:20,711
That's very interesting.
1204
01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,477
Actually, there's nothing like
a trip to the vineyards, is there?
1205
01:08:23,477 --> 01:08:25,213
Right!... Right!
1206
01:08:25,793 --> 01:08:28,573
Mind you... My trip wasn't all roses.
1207
01:08:28,573 --> 01:08:31,283
About half way round the circuit
I picked up this stomach wog...
1208
01:08:31,283 --> 01:08:33,446
...and started shitting like a camel!
1209
01:08:34,394 --> 01:08:37,717
Actually, to be more accurate...
it was more of a dribble.
1210
01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:40,560
Because I'd been tasting wine
and eating cheese for days...
1211
01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,895
...the old sphincter didn't have
anything solid to come to grips with.
1212
01:08:43,511 --> 01:08:45,179
Stung like a bastard, too!
1213
01:08:45,739 --> 01:08:49,899
But I was buggered if I was gonna let
any stomach wog get the better of me, so...
1214
01:08:51,286 --> 01:08:52,627
I stuffed a newspaper down me strides...
1215
01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:54,577
...and did a quick change
after every winery!
1216
01:08:54,985 --> 01:08:59,194
I find that if I have a good solid shit
at about 8 o'clock in the morning...
1217
01:08:59,194 --> 01:09:01,713
...the rest of the day
just falls into place!
1218
01:09:02,634 --> 01:09:04,448
Do YOU shit at a regular
time of the day, Simon?
1219
01:09:04,448 --> 01:09:06,573
- Look... do we really have to...?
- What about YOU, Suzie?
1220
01:09:06,573 --> 01:09:07,675
No!
1221
01:09:09,071 --> 01:09:10,927
You're not the constipated type,
I hope?
1222
01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:14,846
Do you really think that excretion
is an interesting topic of conversation?
1223
01:09:15,796 --> 01:09:17,120
We ALL have to do it!
1224
01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:19,392
We don't have to talk about it!
1225
01:09:19,392 --> 01:09:21,686
What ARE you?...
An anal prude?!
1226
01:09:21,686 --> 01:09:24,044
I just don't enjoy talking
about shitting!
1227
01:09:24,044 --> 01:09:26,063
You probably don't even enjoy shitting!
1228
01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:35,574
Excuse us, Kath...
It's getting pretty late.
1229
01:09:38,457 --> 01:09:39,999
Jody, I think it's about time
we went home.
1230
01:09:41,069 --> 01:09:42,351
I'm just starting to relax.
1231
01:09:42,351 --> 01:09:43,966
I hope I haven't offended you, old chap!
1232
01:09:43,966 --> 01:09:47,715
- I was just telling him about this terrible...
- I'm tired... I'm really feeling tired.
1233
01:09:47,715 --> 01:09:50,834
Oh, I'm not!
You go home and get some sleep, dear!
1234
01:09:50,834 --> 01:09:51,948
I'll get a taxi.
1235
01:09:51,948 --> 01:09:53,890
I'd prefer it if you came with me!
1236
01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:54,786
Why?!
1237
01:09:54,786 --> 01:09:56,311
I just would!
1238
01:09:56,311 --> 01:09:58,411
Are you worried about me DOING something?!
1239
01:09:58,411 --> 01:09:59,243
No.
1240
01:09:59,243 --> 01:10:00,773
Go home and get some sleep then!
1241
01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,216
What am I gonna tell the babysitter
when I get home without ya?
1242
01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:07,382
Stuff the babysitter!
1243
01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:18,844
Thanks Kath...
1244
01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:22,933
Jody's not feeling too tired,
so she'll be staying just a bit longer.
1245
01:10:23,581 --> 01:10:26,123
Oh... fine...
Sorry, Simon.
1246
01:10:27,681 --> 01:10:28,705
Don...
1247
01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:30,117
You going now, Simon?
1248
01:10:39,808 --> 01:10:42,109
I must say that I didn't realise
that university-educated people
1249
01:10:42,109 --> 01:10:44,727
could be so bloody uncouth!
1250
01:10:56,287 --> 01:10:57,877
The Prime Minister, Mr John Gorton...
1251
01:10:57,877 --> 01:11:01,207
...has claimed to have been returned to office
with a narrow majority...
1252
01:11:01,207 --> 01:11:02,573
...in today's federal election.
1253
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,725
Thanks for the hospitality, Don!
1254
01:11:04,725 --> 01:11:06,165
- You going?
- Yeah.
1255
01:11:06,165 --> 01:11:08,971
- I'll drive you, eh?
- I called a cab, thanks.
1256
01:11:08,971 --> 01:11:10,042
Are you going home?
1257
01:11:11,729 --> 01:11:13,488
What are you going to do
about Evan?
1258
01:11:13,488 --> 01:11:16,303
I don't know...
Quite a problem, really.
1259
01:11:16,961 --> 01:11:19,352
I think it's one of those unfortunate situations...
1260
01:11:19,352 --> 01:11:22,380
...where one partner develops
and the other one doesn't.
1261
01:11:23,217 --> 01:11:27,104
Now be a good girl, and take this,
and catch a cab back to the hotel...
1262
01:11:27,104 --> 01:11:28,497
...and I'll see you a little later.
1263
01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:30,386
I want to stay!
1264
01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:34,049
You want to stay?
Why do you want to stay?
1265
01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:35,438
Why do YOU?
1266
01:11:39,491 --> 01:11:40,412
'Bye!
1267
01:11:40,412 --> 01:11:41,608
Hey... wait a minute!
1268
01:11:42,701 --> 01:11:44,666
Taxi's waiting... got to run!
1269
01:12:03,994 --> 01:12:07,337
You told me this was gonna be
a MORAL party!
1270
01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,491
Something didn't quite gel.
1271
01:12:12,491 --> 01:12:14,866
And everybody talks permissive.
1272
01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:17,162
When it comes to the crunch...
1273
01:12:18,327 --> 01:12:20,413
You put your hand on a woman's bum...
1274
01:12:20,413 --> 01:12:21,766
You can get crippled.
1275
01:12:22,968 --> 01:12:23,879
Shut your neck!
1276
01:12:25,594 --> 01:12:28,144
Well, look at YOU...
Itchin' to get into it!
1277
01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,014
Too gutless to try!
1278
01:12:40,034 --> 01:12:43,016
They'll hold hands...
'n look into each other's eyes.
1279
01:12:44,103 --> 01:12:48,677
The whole of Western society
stinks of hypocrisy!
1280
01:12:50,547 --> 01:12:54,229
You are so right!
1281
01:12:54,229 --> 01:12:55,700
You won't stop them now...
1282
01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,932
We're into the mutual admiration stage.
1283
01:12:57,932 --> 01:13:00,992
Yeah... 15 glasses!
1284
01:13:00,992 --> 01:13:03,301
- Suzy baby!...
- No!
1285
01:13:04,895 --> 01:13:08,493
What do you think I am? I'm not a thing
you can jump on, any time you feel the urge!
1286
01:13:08,493 --> 01:13:11,869
Come on baby... what is this...
I bring you down here for a holiday...
1287
01:13:12,247 --> 01:13:14,805
Well, tough luck!
You should 've gone for Kerry...
1288
01:13:14,805 --> 01:13:16,973
Coz as far as I'm concerned,
you've wasted your money!
1289
01:13:16,973 --> 01:13:18,780
Listen here, Susan...
You just better...
1290
01:13:19,322 --> 01:13:20,318
Piss off!
1291
01:13:24,129 --> 01:13:26,543
Why don't you lick each other's arses?!
1292
01:13:28,267 --> 01:13:29,969
Now, that is not very nice!
1293
01:13:31,087 --> 01:13:36,076
What is the most boring way
that any society could regulate sex?
1294
01:13:36,076 --> 01:13:37,071
Marriage.
1295
01:13:39,381 --> 01:13:40,414
Marriage.
1296
01:13:40,414 --> 01:13:42,358
You know what's wrong
with OUR marriage?!
1297
01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:47,043
- What?
- The size of your thing!
1298
01:13:47,619 --> 01:13:48,713
What's wrong with it?
1299
01:13:49,053 --> 01:13:52,015
Nothing... He's just got
an obsession about it.
1300
01:13:53,113 --> 01:13:54,361
Still?!
1301
01:13:55,321 --> 01:13:57,712
If it is just an obsession...
1302
01:13:58,410 --> 01:14:00,687
Then how come YOU can't have an orgasm?!
1303
01:14:01,469 --> 01:14:02,980
How can I have an orgasm...
1304
01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:06,202
...when I'm worrying about YOU worrying
about the size of your member?!
1305
01:14:06,202 --> 01:14:09,126
- Size isn't important!
- It's NOT small!
1306
01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,655
I just THINK it is!
1307
01:14:38,581 --> 01:14:41,251
The real problem, with OUR marriage,
is money.
1308
01:14:41,251 --> 01:14:41,999
Money?!
1309
01:14:42,633 --> 01:14:44,636
You earn TWICE what I do!
1310
01:14:47,909 --> 01:14:49,254
Why are you pointing at ME?
1311
01:14:49,254 --> 01:14:50,491
Extravagance!
1312
01:14:50,491 --> 01:14:52,165
Extravagance!
1313
01:14:52,165 --> 01:14:57,371
My son has a cashmere coat worth $60...
He's worn it twice!
1314
01:14:57,783 --> 01:14:58,741
Twice!
1315
01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:00,011
It's none of my business...
1316
01:15:00,011 --> 01:15:03,458
But I WAS surprised when Don told me
you'd spent over $400
1317
01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:05,696
on the kids' Christmas presents
last year.
1318
01:15:05,696 --> 01:15:06,928
And who told Don?!
1319
01:15:06,928 --> 01:15:07,795
I did.
1320
01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:09,064
I did!
1321
01:15:09,064 --> 01:15:12,599
She uses those kids as a status symbol...
Rip into the bitch!
1322
01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:15,747
And we weren't impressed to hear you'd thrown
a fully-catered-for dinner party...
1323
01:15:15,747 --> 01:15:17,381
...a week after we'd lent you the money.
1324
01:15:18,546 --> 01:15:20,915
30 dozen oysters
and French champagne.
1325
01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:28,597
Well, at least when I throw a party,
I don't feed my guests on chips and Twisties!
1326
01:15:33,247 --> 01:15:34,771
Couldn't stand te sight of them
a minute longer!
1327
01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,349
At least we live within our means.
1328
01:15:39,175 --> 01:15:41,541
I don't mind lending money to people,
if they really need it!
1329
01:15:43,281 --> 01:15:46,031
For God's sake, Mal...
Write them a cheque!
1330
01:15:47,736 --> 01:15:48,676
Right...
1331
01:15:54,181 --> 01:15:55,843
Don't be so ridiculous...
1332
01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:57,800
I won't take it!
1333
01:15:59,129 --> 01:16:00,873
Don't be so ridiculous!
1334
01:16:00,873 --> 01:16:02,606
There's absolutely no need!
1335
01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:10,724
Two dollars!
1336
01:16:10,724 --> 01:16:12,084
That's all there is in there.
1337
01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:14,522
Jenny just bought a swimming pool
for the kids.
1338
01:16:58,586 --> 01:17:02,200
Why all this stupid jealousy
and possessiveness...
1339
01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,587
I mean it should be
the most natural thing in the world...
1340
01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:08,633
...for me to say to you...
"Don, why don't you have Jenny for the night?"
1341
01:17:10,473 --> 01:17:12,439
I don't think we could fit 3 in the bed.
1342
01:17:17,849 --> 01:17:19,191
What happened to YOU?
1343
01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:21,796
He fell asleep.
1344
01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:28,178
It should be the most natural thing
in the world!
1345
01:17:28,178 --> 01:17:29,269
Of course it should.
1346
01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:31,153
Oh, it SHOULD, should it?!
1347
01:17:32,259 --> 01:17:33,622
Yes, it should!
1348
01:17:33,622 --> 01:17:36,450
It's funny how you never have the guts
to champion wife-swapping...
1349
01:17:36,450 --> 01:17:38,003
...until you've had a gutful of beer!
1350
01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:41,384
That's right!...
Sorry, Don...
1351
01:17:42,194 --> 01:17:45,689
I'm afraid that's one
of your natural failings...
1352
01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,282
...a lack of moral courage!
1353
01:17:48,282 --> 01:17:49,606
Is that so?
1354
01:17:49,606 --> 01:17:52,211
Now don't take this
as an insult, fella...
1355
01:17:53,575 --> 01:17:55,694
But you are a weak turd!
1356
01:17:55,694 --> 01:17:58,782
Now, 10 years ago...
you'd written me off.
1357
01:17:58,782 --> 01:18:01,677
No... now come on...
You'd written me off...
1358
01:18:02,903 --> 01:18:04,707
Thrown out of academia...
1359
01:18:04,707 --> 01:18:07,922
...just because it wouldn't take
a stupid PhD...
1360
01:18:09,816 --> 01:18:11,512
Now, let's not be modest...
1361
01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,246
Let's not be modest!
1362
01:18:13,246 --> 01:18:15,419
Let's NOT be modest!
1363
01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:17,343
But I dug in my toes!
1364
01:18:17,343 --> 01:18:19,357
And I fought back!
1365
01:18:19,357 --> 01:18:23,001
Because there's iron in my soul!
1366
01:18:23,001 --> 01:18:24,445
Now, just a minute!...
1367
01:18:25,139 --> 01:18:27,455
The day you were booted out of the uni...
1368
01:18:27,455 --> 01:18:29,651
I said "Mark my words"...
1369
01:18:29,651 --> 01:18:33,561
"That man is down,
but he's not out."
1370
01:18:33,561 --> 01:18:36,224
If anybody's going to make a million,
HE will!
1371
01:18:36,224 --> 01:18:39,426
I remember that...
and I was flattered.
1372
01:18:39,426 --> 01:18:41,805
It wasn't meant as flattery.
1373
01:18:42,981 --> 01:18:46,925
It was in recognition of your talents
for obsequiousness and bullshit!
1374
01:18:47,878 --> 01:18:51,755
I know how it was meant...
and I still took it as a compliment.
1375
01:19:01,087 --> 01:19:02,670
Those were great days, weren't they?
1376
01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:04,246
They were bloody great days.
1377
01:19:04,834 --> 01:19:06,008
Bloody great days.
1378
01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:12,836
Mal...
1379
01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:16,807
I'd like you to have Kath
for the night.
1380
01:19:25,685 --> 01:19:26,841
Don...
1381
01:19:27,889 --> 01:19:32,383
I would like you to have Jenny
for the night.
1382
01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:44,841
Kath...
1383
01:19:49,757 --> 01:19:51,955
I didn't MEAN it, you stupid prick!
1384
01:19:54,619 --> 01:19:58,107
They were great days, weren't they?
Great days!
1385
01:19:58,107 --> 01:20:01,340
Oh, yes... they were great days!
1386
01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:03,887
Great bloody days!
1387
01:20:04,555 --> 01:20:06,963
That's why I had to put YOU
on an invalid's diet!
1388
01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:10,403
But you couldn't cope with your job,
or anything else for that matter.
1389
01:20:10,403 --> 01:20:11,951
You had ulcers at 24!
1390
01:20:12,721 --> 01:20:14,101
Had to wash all your clothes...
1391
01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:15,178
Cook all your meals...
1392
01:20:15,799 --> 01:20:18,036
Because your little mummy
hadn't told you...
1393
01:20:18,036 --> 01:20:20,617
The world is a fucking big place!
1394
01:20:20,617 --> 01:20:23,743
And nobody gives a stuff
about little Donny Henderson!
1395
01:20:23,743 --> 01:20:28,340
Boy wonder! Adolescent genius...
and you're a full-grown bomb-out!
1396
01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:33,712
Family man, schoolteacher, gardener,
tree-surgeon, handyman, good provider...
1397
01:20:33,712 --> 01:20:35,842
I had to creep around our flat
for years...
1398
01:20:35,842 --> 01:20:40,814
I had to creep around, while Donny Genius here
tapped out his earth-shattering novel!
1399
01:20:40,814 --> 01:20:43,229
Which was to place him,
and I quote...
1400
01:20:43,229 --> 01:20:46,082
"among the all-time fucking greats"!
1401
01:20:46,082 --> 01:20:47,157
I've never said that!
1402
01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:51,003
- That's a lie... I've never said that!
- I had to wait 7 years...
1403
01:20:51,003 --> 01:20:54,945
7 years before I was ALLOWED
to have a child!
1404
01:20:55,705 --> 01:20:57,379
Jesus Christ!
1405
01:20:57,379 --> 01:21:01,976
I wasn't ALLOWED to do pottery until last year,
because you considered it so mundane!
1406
01:21:03,271 --> 01:21:06,032
You make me sick, Henderson!
1407
01:21:06,032 --> 01:21:08,499
You really shit me!
1408
01:21:11,244 --> 01:21:12,833
I'm going to bed.
1409
01:21:13,733 --> 01:21:15,716
Kath... I'd like to apologise...
1410
01:21:16,189 --> 01:21:18,153
You shit me even more!
1411
01:21:18,153 --> 01:21:19,378
Why?
What have I done?
1412
01:21:19,378 --> 01:21:22,614
You don't have to DO anything, Sutherland...
You're just a born shit!
1413
01:21:22,614 --> 01:21:24,084
You leave him alone!
1414
01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:27,105
YOU shit me, too!
1415
01:21:27,105 --> 01:21:29,176
The feeling is mutual!
1416
01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:31,871
And make sure we get the rest of the money
by the end of the week.
1417
01:21:32,143 --> 01:21:35,505
Your idiot of a husband
earns twice as much as mine does!
1418
01:21:35,505 --> 01:21:37,877
That just shows you what an idiot
your husband is!
1419
01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:39,769
I'm going to bed.
1420
01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:41,921
So you keep saying!
1421
01:21:41,921 --> 01:21:43,243
Listen...
1422
01:21:44,412 --> 01:21:48,142
We mustn't let this little argument
upset OUR relationship.
1423
01:21:48,794 --> 01:21:50,990
If YOU think that marriage
is so bloody boring...
1424
01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:53,462
...you can get out,
and you can take your kid with you!
1425
01:21:54,683 --> 01:21:55,618
It's not MY kid!
1426
01:21:56,586 --> 01:21:58,192
I think she might 've been talking to ME!
1427
01:22:13,049 --> 01:22:14,260
Jesus!
1428
01:22:26,610 --> 01:22:27,851
Where are they?!
1429
01:22:28,988 --> 01:22:29,901
Who?
1430
01:22:34,553 --> 01:22:35,338
Cooley...
1431
01:22:46,326 --> 01:22:47,921
We didn't do anything, Simon...
1432
01:22:48,339 --> 01:22:49,804
Simon! We didn't do anything!
1433
01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,781
She's not here,
you mad bastard!
1434
01:23:16,006 --> 01:23:17,615
I could kill you!
1435
01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:29,257
Stop it!
1436
01:23:41,367 --> 01:23:42,839
Just go home, the lot of you!
1437
01:23:43,446 --> 01:23:44,786
Go home!
1438
01:24:28,081 --> 01:24:28,984
Don...
1439
01:24:30,659 --> 01:24:31,962
Come to bed!
1440
01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:26,282
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