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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,970 --> 00:00:23,920 Could you put Richard in the car? 2 00:00:24,063 --> 00:00:25,680 Why? 3 00:00:51,383 --> 00:00:54,179 This is Macquarie News... Terry Dear reporting. 4 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:58,066 The people of Australia go to the polls today, to elect a new federal government 5 00:00:58,066 --> 00:01:01,489 About six and a half million electors are entitled to vote... 6 00:01:01,489 --> 00:01:05,919 ...and almost 500 candidates are contesting 125 seats... 7 00:01:05,919 --> 00:01:07,814 ...in the House of Representatives. 8 00:01:07,814 --> 00:01:12,173 The main parties contesting the poll, are the Liberal-Country Party coalition 9 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:13,725 led by Mr John Gorton... 10 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,994 ...and the Labor Party headed by Mr Gough Whitlam. 11 00:01:15,994 --> 00:01:18,057 Vietnam...A new attack on... 12 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:26,810 Oh, you've gotta be jokin'! 13 00:01:37,082 --> 00:01:38,129 You gonna vote Liberal? 14 00:01:39,243 --> 00:01:41,167 Vote Liberal, sir! 15 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:57,454 Channel 9, Mr Gorton... 16 00:01:57,454 --> 00:01:59,058 Don't you think after 20 years of Liberal government, 17 00:01:59,058 --> 00:02:00,829 it's time the Australian voters had a change? 18 00:02:00,829 --> 00:02:02,553 They've got a chance to have a change now... 19 00:02:02,553 --> 00:02:04,523 ...and I'm quite sure they won't take it. 20 00:02:04,523 --> 00:02:06,721 Mr Gorton, what do you have to say about the opinion polls... 21 00:02:06,721 --> 00:02:08,160 ...showing a massive swing against you? 22 00:02:08,967 --> 00:02:13,731 The only polls worth taking any notice of, are the polls taking place today. 23 00:02:14,277 --> 00:02:15,274 From a woman's point of view... 24 00:02:15,274 --> 00:02:17,325 ...how do you think you'll appeal to the Australian woman. 25 00:02:17,325 --> 00:02:19,271 I think I'll appeal very well indeed. 26 00:02:19,961 --> 00:02:21,231 Cooley's the name. 27 00:02:21,231 --> 00:02:23,237 - Cooley, - Henderson. 28 00:02:23,237 --> 00:02:25,619 7 Wyndham Place... Mrs Kath Henderson 29 00:02:26,307 --> 00:02:28,730 Fill all the numbers in and bring it back to the box. 30 00:03:03,055 --> 00:03:06,798 ...in Sydney this afternoon, and expressed confidence over his party's showing 31 00:03:06,798 --> 00:03:07,936 in today's election. 32 00:03:07,936 --> 00:03:11,632 Commenting on adverse opinion polls, Mr Gorton said... 33 00:03:11,632 --> 00:03:16,107 "The only poll worth taking any notice of, is the one taking place today." 34 00:03:16,725 --> 00:03:21,250 A record 499 candidates are contesting the 1 hundred... 35 00:03:47,120 --> 00:03:50,310 Pittard send Burke away... but he's sandwiched by Parker and Oven. 36 00:03:53,588 --> 00:03:56,484 From dummy-half, Pittard attempts to get South's backs moving... 37 00:03:56,484 --> 00:03:59,490 ...but coming up quickly, Balmain continue holding the Rabbitohs... 38 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:00,758 ...in their own territory. 39 00:04:00,897 --> 00:04:03,621 The premiers are being pushed on as the alert Tigers are ready 40 00:04:03,621 --> 00:04:05,274 to capitalise on any errors. 41 00:04:16,479 --> 00:04:17,289 Don! 42 00:04:17,289 --> 00:04:19,691 Would you be good enough to put crisps around please?! 43 00:04:19,691 --> 00:04:20,943 I'm trying to tune the TV. 44 00:04:20,943 --> 00:04:22,579 People 'll be arriving any minute. 45 00:04:22,579 --> 00:04:23,586 I'm tuning the TV. 46 00:04:25,974 --> 00:04:27,968 - You can put some crisps around! - Picture's rolling. 47 00:04:27,968 --> 00:04:30,239 - It wasn't, last night. - Well, it IS now. 48 00:04:31,719 --> 00:04:33,960 - It's just the VERTICAL HOLD! - I've been doing that! 49 00:04:34,562 --> 00:04:35,768 Well, couldn't you come back to it? 50 00:04:36,410 --> 00:04:37,483 Come on, darling! 51 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,330 The guests 'll be arriving any minute! 52 00:04:42,330 --> 00:04:43,977 Well so what?! G'day, yucky-bum! 53 00:04:43,977 --> 00:04:46,351 They MIGHT like something to eat! 54 00:04:48,859 --> 00:04:52,138 Good evening, James Dibble, at the national election desk in Canberra, 55 00:04:52,138 --> 00:04:54,429 Here tonight to report on what promises to be 56 00:04:54,429 --> 00:04:56,557 the most exciting election in decades. 57 00:04:56,557 --> 00:05:02,039 Perhaps even the most exciting since 1949, when the LCP coalition took office. 58 00:05:02,039 --> 00:05:04,982 Our ABC news commentators and journalists 59 00:05:04,982 --> 00:05:07,335 agree so far that the figures are far too small 60 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:09,339 to indicate any definite trend. 61 00:05:09,339 --> 00:05:10,226 I'd 've done that! 62 00:05:10,226 --> 00:05:11,076 But you didn't, DID you?! 63 00:05:11,076 --> 00:05:14,135 There does seem to be some favourable indications for the Labor Party in all 3 states... 64 00:05:14,797 --> 00:05:16,014 It's early days yet... 65 00:05:16,014 --> 00:05:17,782 Try and act like a host tonight, will you?! 66 00:05:17,782 --> 00:05:19,945 Since when have I ever been rude to my guests? 67 00:05:20,922 --> 00:05:23,754 It would help, if did a bit more than point them in the direction of the fridge. 68 00:05:23,754 --> 00:05:25,298 It's all most of them need. 69 00:05:31,749 --> 00:05:33,517 Oh...I'd better have... 70 00:05:35,799 --> 00:05:36,906 It doesn't matter. 71 00:05:40,912 --> 00:05:42,412 A flagon of claret. 72 00:05:43,991 --> 00:05:45,702 I can't see the point of coming to a party... 73 00:05:45,702 --> 00:05:48,371 ...if the sole intention is drinking yourself into a stupor! 74 00:05:48,371 --> 00:05:50,145 Yes, well, that's not the intention... 75 00:05:50,145 --> 00:05:53,504 We're celebrating the end of 20 years of conservative rule. 76 00:05:53,504 --> 00:05:55,171 Not that YOU'd give a stuff! 77 00:05:55,171 --> 00:05:56,988 It's just an excuse for a booze-up! 78 00:06:00,462 --> 00:06:01,810 You may not be... 79 00:06:01,810 --> 00:06:04,161 But most of the people coming here tonight are going to be very concerned 80 00:06:04,161 --> 00:06:06,598 about what happens on THAT! Very concerned indeed. 81 00:06:06,598 --> 00:06:09,240 - Cooley? - Yes! 82 00:06:09,240 --> 00:06:11,476 Since when's Cooley been interested in politics? 83 00:06:11,867 --> 00:06:14,290 Do you know what he told me the other day? 84 00:06:15,200 --> 00:06:18,593 He said this election was the most important in the country's history... Cooley! 85 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,641 Bullshit! 86 00:06:21,641 --> 00:06:26,062 Yo-yo... you're SO romantic! 87 00:06:26,987 --> 00:06:28,179 Shit, I forgot to vote. 88 00:06:29,634 --> 00:06:31,085 Hey, Suzy... have YOU voted? 89 00:06:31,085 --> 00:06:33,396 I don't have to... I'm only 19. 90 00:06:35,076 --> 00:06:35,671 Really?! 91 00:06:42,407 --> 00:06:44,248 Simon... Jody! 92 00:06:44,248 --> 00:06:46,688 What a coincidence... Just talking about you! 93 00:06:46,688 --> 00:06:49,299 - Nothing bad I hope?! - No... on the contrary. 94 00:06:49,299 --> 00:06:52,172 Kath and I were just saying you'd add a touch of refinement at the party. 95 00:06:52,172 --> 00:06:53,761 - Hi Kath. - Hello, Jody. 96 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:54,701 Simon. 97 00:06:54,701 --> 00:06:57,080 Yes, there'll be a few grotty types here tonight I'm afraid! 98 00:06:58,135 --> 00:07:00,047 Can I take your wrap? 99 00:07:00,752 --> 00:07:02,132 I hope we didn't come too early. 100 00:07:02,132 --> 00:07:04,048 Oh, no... we're running a bit behind! 101 00:07:04,617 --> 00:07:07,464 Look, you two go and get dressed... Simon and I can look after ourselves. 102 00:07:08,537 --> 00:07:09,212 Dressed?! 103 00:07:10,133 --> 00:07:10,999 We ARE dressed! 104 00:07:10,999 --> 00:07:12,964 What did you think it was? A fancy-dress ball? 105 00:07:14,693 --> 00:07:17,335 Will you excuse me... ? I've got a few things to finish out here. 106 00:07:19,645 --> 00:07:21,441 Just put those in the laundry, will you Simon. 107 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:24,302 In the marginal new NSW seat, Hume... 108 00:07:24,302 --> 00:07:26,853 The ALP candidate, Mr Polly... 109 00:07:26,853 --> 00:07:31,320 ...has a lead of nearly 100 votes over the sitting Country Party member, Mr Pettit... 110 00:07:31,320 --> 00:07:33,648 ...with a little over 900 votes counted. 111 00:07:34,245 --> 00:07:38,648 In Victoria, the ALP has leads in several seats held by the government. 112 00:07:38,648 --> 00:07:41,964 Mr Child is leading the government whip, Mr Fox... 113 00:07:41,964 --> 00:07:44,458 ...in Hendy, by about 80 votes... 114 00:07:44,458 --> 00:07:46,780 ...but only 700 votes have been counted. 115 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:50,081 In Hollem, Mr Oldmeadow of the ALP 116 00:07:50,081 --> 00:07:51,951 Cooking? 117 00:07:51,951 --> 00:07:53,749 has a lead of 100 over the sitting member Mr Reid... 118 00:07:53,749 --> 00:07:56,308 ...with about 1100 votes counted already 119 00:08:00,030 --> 00:08:02,252 I've over-dressed, haven't I?... 120 00:08:02,252 --> 00:08:03,568 Don't worry about that! 121 00:08:03,568 --> 00:08:04,819 No one's gonna give a stuff! 122 00:08:04,819 --> 00:08:07,307 I've got plenty of casual gear... But I just didn't think. 123 00:08:08,273 --> 00:08:09,669 What sort of people are coming? 124 00:08:09,669 --> 00:08:12,797 - They're mainly friends of mine. - Are they all Labor?! 125 00:08:12,797 --> 00:08:15,531 Well they're all... left-of-centre! 126 00:08:16,383 --> 00:08:17,934 Should've worn my casual gear. 127 00:08:27,879 --> 00:08:28,963 Where's Don going? 128 00:08:29,622 --> 00:08:31,112 I don't know. 129 00:08:32,719 --> 00:08:34,085 Did he get you a drink? 130 00:08:35,338 --> 00:08:36,607 No! 131 00:08:36,607 --> 00:08:38,493 Did Don get you a drink? 132 00:08:39,206 --> 00:08:41,408 No... I don't think he did. 133 00:08:41,408 --> 00:08:44,790 Don... will you pour your guests a drink?! 134 00:08:44,790 --> 00:08:46,149 He's not here! 135 00:08:47,637 --> 00:08:48,897 Well, where is he? 136 00:08:48,897 --> 00:08:50,499 He's in there. 137 00:08:51,813 --> 00:08:54,427 - It's alright, I'll pour them. - Thanks, Simon. 138 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,250 Steve and Dawn down last time? 139 00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:03,449 No, I don't think they could make it. 140 00:09:03,449 --> 00:09:05,265 I think Dawn had something else on. 141 00:09:05,265 --> 00:09:07,008 Oh, that's right, yeah... 142 00:09:07,008 --> 00:09:09,325 It was just as well in a way, because it rained all afternoon. 143 00:09:09,325 --> 00:09:10,740 Oh, what a pity. 144 00:09:10,740 --> 00:09:14,220 Well it was alright, because I put the barbecue under canvas, just in case. 145 00:09:14,220 --> 00:09:17,132 When it got cold, the guests just came inside. 146 00:09:17,951 --> 00:09:20,091 Don would never think of taking precautions like that... 147 00:09:20,091 --> 00:09:22,921 He'd just look up at the rain and say... "Well, that buggers that, doesn't it!" 148 00:09:25,897 --> 00:09:27,470 Vermouth and dry, Jody? 149 00:09:28,141 --> 00:09:29,367 Please! 150 00:09:34,191 --> 00:09:35,176 Are you having trouble? 151 00:09:35,927 --> 00:09:37,212 The dry?... 152 00:09:37,212 --> 00:09:38,710 I TOLD Don to get dry. 153 00:09:39,675 --> 00:09:41,106 - Don! - What? 154 00:09:42,372 --> 00:09:44,154 Did you get that dry ginger? 155 00:09:44,154 --> 00:09:46,361 Oh, fuck! I knew I forgot something. 156 00:09:46,361 --> 00:09:48,078 It doesn't matter... gin 'll be fine! 157 00:09:48,732 --> 00:09:50,413 I wish Don 'd take lessons from YOU! 158 00:09:50,413 --> 00:09:53,907 I regard the difference between those two figures as very significant... 159 00:09:53,907 --> 00:09:56,669 ...because the Australia Party preferences are recommended for Labor... 160 00:09:56,669 --> 00:09:58,803 Well DLP preferences are recommended for the government. 161 00:09:58,803 --> 00:10:02,110 And whilst we don't know exactly where those figures are coming from... 162 00:10:02,110 --> 00:10:03,671 They are looking good... 163 00:10:05,852 --> 00:10:07,288 What is THAT in aid of? 164 00:10:07,979 --> 00:10:09,619 Just thought I'd embarrass everybody. 165 00:10:09,619 --> 00:10:10,553 Take it off. 166 00:10:11,420 --> 00:10:13,867 He just did it so I wouldn't feel so overdressed. 167 00:10:17,678 --> 00:10:19,087 Take it off! 168 00:10:19,087 --> 00:10:21,565 Jesus, you're a humourless bitch! 169 00:10:27,895 --> 00:10:29,213 Come in! 170 00:10:29,213 --> 00:10:30,963 Must 've come to the wrong address! 171 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:34,303 If you're gonna look like a butler, behave like one! 172 00:10:34,303 --> 00:10:35,860 - Of course, m'lady! - What's all this?! 173 00:10:36,374 --> 00:10:37,430 Fuckin' penguin! 174 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:39,591 Bit of a joke! 175 00:10:39,591 --> 00:10:41,269 - How're things? - Better after tonight... 176 00:10:41,269 --> 00:10:42,636 - D' you think we're gonna win? - Win?! 177 00:10:44,544 --> 00:10:45,246 You think so? 178 00:10:45,246 --> 00:10:48,366 Listen, I had a few beers with Whitlam's press secretary last Thursday... 179 00:10:48,366 --> 00:10:51,772 He reckons they took a private poll which gave Labor 52 percent. 180 00:10:52,201 --> 00:10:54,007 Yeah, some of the big boys are shittin' themselves. 181 00:10:54,007 --> 00:10:56,022 - Hello Kath. - Hello Mal. 182 00:10:56,022 --> 00:10:58,476 - Have a look at that! No crap! - Beautiful! 183 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,394 - Hello Jenny. - Hello Kath. 184 00:11:02,238 --> 00:11:06,725 Oh, sorry... Mal and Jenny... this is Simon and Jody. 185 00:11:06,725 --> 00:11:10,532 Yes, there'll be a new government by midnight... make no mistake about that. 186 00:11:12,154 --> 00:11:13,899 You got a beer? 187 00:11:13,899 --> 00:11:16,138 - Vermouth and dry. - Sorry, there's no dry. 188 00:11:17,141 --> 00:11:18,314 I'll get you a gin. 189 00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:22,832 I love your dress! 190 00:11:22,832 --> 00:11:23,900 Jody, isn't it? 191 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,387 - That's right! - Terrible with names. 192 00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:28,120 I wish I'd worn something more casual. 193 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,437 No, it's fine. 194 00:11:29,437 --> 00:11:32,068 Type of thing I'd like to wear... if we could afford it! 195 00:11:33,447 --> 00:11:35,750 ...for the Liberal Party by the Minister for the Navy, Dr Mackay. 196 00:11:36,575 --> 00:11:40,170 They're early figures, but they do tend to look good for the Labor party. 197 00:11:40,977 --> 00:11:44,960 I take it, Mal, that you'll be happy for a Labor victory tonight. 198 00:11:45,662 --> 00:11:47,109 I take it we all will. 199 00:11:48,127 --> 00:11:49,820 Oh, no... I'm pretty neutral. 200 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:54,878 I'd take it Casey was the litmus seat... and I haven't seen anything for Petty yet. 201 00:11:56,190 --> 00:11:57,765 What about YOU Jody. 202 00:11:57,765 --> 00:12:00,450 - Are you neutral too? - Oh, no... I vote Liberal! 203 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:03,176 - Oh that's very courageous! - What? Voting Liberal? 204 00:12:03,176 --> 00:12:05,549 No... admitting it... Very courageous! 205 00:12:05,549 --> 00:12:07,521 Bet you won't speak to me again now! 206 00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:11,119 On the contrary... Makes you VERY interesting. 207 00:12:12,369 --> 00:12:13,531 Ahoy, everyone! 208 00:12:13,531 --> 00:12:14,768 Out to the kitchen! 209 00:12:14,768 --> 00:12:17,849 I'm about to unwrap me 'Pornographic Object'! 210 00:12:21,934 --> 00:12:23,164 You better all laugh... 211 00:12:23,164 --> 00:12:24,953 He spent all afternoon on it. 212 00:12:27,422 --> 00:12:28,548 Did you pose for that, Jen? 213 00:12:29,688 --> 00:12:31,524 He copied it from 'Playboy'! 214 00:12:32,195 --> 00:12:36,687 Thank you very much, I was going to tell them that I copied it from 'Playboy'. Right?! 215 00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:55,386 - Hi Kath... g'day Jenny! - Hello, Mack! 216 00:12:55,386 --> 00:12:56,748 G'day, shithead! 217 00:12:56,748 --> 00:12:58,394 Where's the dreaded Ruth? 218 00:12:59,054 --> 00:13:00,498 I've left her. 219 00:13:00,498 --> 00:13:01,992 I'm sorry mate... I didn't know. 220 00:13:05,046 --> 00:13:07,197 Who's this gorgeous woman? 221 00:13:07,197 --> 00:13:09,947 Jody... and Simon... That's Mack. 222 00:13:11,148 --> 00:13:14,242 - Sorry about the wife. - Shit, I'm not! 223 00:13:15,818 --> 00:13:17,232 Look! 224 00:13:20,325 --> 00:13:21,403 Took it myself. 225 00:13:21,403 --> 00:13:23,467 - Who IS this?! - My wife! 226 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,130 You wouldn't pick HER for a librarian, would you? 227 00:13:26,682 --> 00:13:29,232 - You've really left her? - When? 228 00:13:29,232 --> 00:13:30,555 Three days ago. 229 00:13:30,555 --> 00:13:32,224 Where are you living? 230 00:13:32,224 --> 00:13:34,566 Oh... I'm still at home. 231 00:13:36,271 --> 00:13:38,646 It was easier for HER to shift out, than me. 232 00:13:40,079 --> 00:13:41,013 Where's Cooley? 233 00:13:58,745 --> 00:14:02,031 The DLP last year were talking about switching preferences. 234 00:14:02,031 --> 00:14:03,903 And Senator Gair was behind that move. 235 00:14:03,903 --> 00:14:05,765 But they switched back this year. 236 00:14:05,765 --> 00:14:08,005 - I know what Gair's been saying in private... - What? 237 00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:10,595 Universities should stop teaching courses in politics... 238 00:14:10,595 --> 00:14:12,810 ...because they're breeding grounds for revolutionaries. 239 00:14:13,583 --> 00:14:15,242 - You're joking! - I'm not. 240 00:14:15,242 --> 00:14:16,984 You must admit, it's getting a bit much... 241 00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:18,719 WHAT is? 242 00:14:19,731 --> 00:14:22,501 When I went to the university, I went there to learn... 243 00:14:22,501 --> 00:14:23,970 Not to take over the place! 244 00:14:24,783 --> 00:14:27,654 I don't want to sound offensive, but you sound like a Young Liberal! 245 00:14:27,654 --> 00:14:30,819 Jody is a self-confessed right-winger. 246 00:14:30,819 --> 00:14:32,881 Really?... How interesting! 247 00:14:32,881 --> 00:14:35,613 I never met anyone who voted Liberal, in my life! 248 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,568 Can't think how they keep winning. 249 00:14:37,568 --> 00:14:39,195 They'll win this one, too! 250 00:14:41,494 --> 00:14:42,589 Thanks, Don! 251 00:14:47,235 --> 00:14:49,833 She needs a good, long, hard... 252 00:14:50,491 --> 00:14:51,935 ...talking to! 253 00:14:53,238 --> 00:14:55,032 What do you do, Simon? 254 00:14:55,032 --> 00:14:58,599 Oh, well, I work... 255 00:15:00,857 --> 00:15:02,224 Simon's an accountant. 256 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:06,061 Well, actually, I'm an INDUSTRIAL accountant. 257 00:15:07,057 --> 00:15:07,975 Interesting? 258 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:09,345 Oh, yeah... it's not bad... 259 00:15:09,345 --> 00:15:11,583 It DOES get a little humdrum at times. 260 00:15:11,583 --> 00:15:13,285 Well, I suppose most jobs do, don't they? 261 00:15:16,125 --> 00:15:17,995 If there was a tiger between the sheets, for instance... 262 00:15:17,995 --> 00:15:19,583 What does your firm make, Simon? 263 00:15:20,352 --> 00:15:21,532 Plastic pressings. 264 00:15:23,467 --> 00:15:26,314 Well, have you ever noticed a truck going round a corner... 265 00:15:27,296 --> 00:15:28,509 You know how they make their road signals 266 00:15:28,509 --> 00:15:31,734 using a yellow plastic hand on the end of a long lever... 267 00:15:33,770 --> 00:15:36,303 Well, we make those yellow plastic hands. 268 00:15:41,095 --> 00:15:42,238 What does YOUR husband do, Jenny? 269 00:15:42,238 --> 00:15:44,208 He's a professional bullshit artist. 270 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:45,543 Well, that must be very int... 271 00:15:45,543 --> 00:15:48,109 Mal's a management consultant... He's doing very well at the moment. 272 00:15:48,109 --> 00:15:49,240 No... 273 00:15:50,040 --> 00:15:52,365 ...but suck ONE cock! 274 00:15:56,531 --> 00:15:57,986 Have you got a headache? 275 00:15:58,809 --> 00:16:00,766 - Migraine. - You want an aspirin? 276 00:16:01,492 --> 00:16:02,811 No... doesn't help. 277 00:16:02,811 --> 00:16:05,824 - But thanks for not ringing! - Would you excuse me for a moment. 278 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,211 You think YOU've got troubles... 279 00:16:09,211 --> 00:16:10,747 That's a bit unfortunate, isn't it? 280 00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,540 Does Jenny often get headaches like that? 281 00:16:12,540 --> 00:16:14,190 Only at OUR parties! 282 00:16:17,057 --> 00:16:18,415 Simon, old crump... 283 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,931 Do you mind if we tell your wife a dirty story? 284 00:16:21,931 --> 00:16:24,202 No... why not?... She's used to it. 285 00:16:24,202 --> 00:16:26,648 - He says you're used to it! - What a bloody liar! 286 00:16:32,978 --> 00:16:34,856 Now Jody... Have you ever hunted ducks? 287 00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:37,012 - No. - Now I don't want to hear anything filthy! 288 00:16:37,012 --> 00:16:43,291 Well, you wade through the shallows with your rifle at the ready... 289 00:16:43,291 --> 00:16:45,041 Duck-hunters use shotguns, shit head! 290 00:16:45,041 --> 00:16:46,937 I like to give the ducks a chance! 291 00:16:48,977 --> 00:16:50,079 Here I am, the duck-hunter... 292 00:16:50,079 --> 00:16:52,484 ...wading through the shallows... 293 00:16:53,204 --> 00:16:58,899 Wading... wading... wading... wading...! 294 00:16:59,877 --> 00:17:01,085 Itching for a duck! 295 00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:04,387 Wading... wading... 296 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,105 All of a sudden!... 297 00:17:06,747 --> 00:17:08,810 Ooh!... Nature calls! 298 00:17:12,118 --> 00:17:13,459 Are you sure you want to hear this? 299 00:17:40,489 --> 00:17:42,157 Oh, it leaves a nasty taste in the mouth! 300 00:17:43,732 --> 00:17:45,731 - Jody! - What? 301 00:17:48,361 --> 00:17:50,429 Would you mind giving the baby-sitter a bit of a ring... 302 00:17:50,429 --> 00:17:52,367 ...just to make sure the children went down alright. 303 00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:54,114 Simon, ring her yourself! 304 00:18:01,867 --> 00:18:03,316 Hey, that might be the old Cooley! 305 00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,494 Hey everybody, this is Evan and Kerry... 306 00:18:13,494 --> 00:18:18,443 Mack, Mal, Jody, Simon... 307 00:18:18,443 --> 00:18:19,632 Kerry! 308 00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:20,790 How's the election going, Don? 309 00:18:20,790 --> 00:18:23,972 It's a bit early to tell, yet, mate... but it looks like a bit of a swing. 310 00:18:23,972 --> 00:18:26,491 - Would you like a drink, Kerry? - Thanks... scotch on the rocks. 311 00:18:26,491 --> 00:18:28,124 Scotch on the rocks! 312 00:18:28,124 --> 00:18:30,161 This is the first time you've been here since we moved in... years! 313 00:18:33,378 --> 00:18:36,426 - It's nowhere near as interesting... - Scotch on the rocks... Kerry. 314 00:18:36,426 --> 00:18:39,128 But we are starting to get it into shape at last. 315 00:18:39,128 --> 00:18:40,687 Oh, it's very tasteful. 316 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,411 Oh, this is all you, Kath. 317 00:18:42,411 --> 00:18:45,171 - Can't see much of Don in it! - He does the trees! 318 00:18:46,183 --> 00:18:47,105 Women! 319 00:18:47,105 --> 00:18:49,210 Yeah... houses and babies. 320 00:18:49,210 --> 00:18:53,698 I knew a couple once who spent every second of their spare time, renovating 321 00:18:54,012 --> 00:18:54,975 Crazy! 322 00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:56,201 Well I like renovating. 323 00:18:57,527 --> 00:19:01,205 Oh, well... it's fair enough if you like it, I suppose. 324 00:19:01,205 --> 00:19:02,196 No, I like it. 325 00:19:04,561 --> 00:19:07,276 You've done wonders with that terrace, Evan... it's amazing. 326 00:19:07,276 --> 00:19:08,603 Absolute wreck, when he started. 327 00:19:08,603 --> 00:19:11,491 Did you finish that studio for Kerry? 328 00:19:11,491 --> 00:19:12,544 Yes... last week. 329 00:19:13,188 --> 00:19:15,287 What do you do when you're not renovating, Evan? 330 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,120 I'm a dentist. 331 00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:17,745 Renovations of the mouth, eh?! 332 00:19:21,352 --> 00:19:22,351 And what do YOU do? 333 00:19:22,351 --> 00:19:24,003 - Plastic pressings. - Mal... 334 00:19:26,136 --> 00:19:27,020 Psychologist. 335 00:19:27,020 --> 00:19:28,081 Private practice? 336 00:19:28,975 --> 00:19:30,034 No... not really. 337 00:19:30,034 --> 00:19:31,723 Management consultant! 338 00:19:36,396 --> 00:19:38,702 Does Kerry renovate? 339 00:19:39,291 --> 00:19:40,185 She paints. 340 00:19:40,185 --> 00:19:41,584 Dabbles a bit in the oils?! 341 00:19:41,584 --> 00:19:44,055 - Dabbles? She's had 3 major exhibitions! - 4! 342 00:19:44,055 --> 00:19:45,880 4... that's right... There was one last month... 343 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:48,455 Couldn't get to that one. Sorry about that. 344 00:19:48,455 --> 00:19:49,954 Very good reviews, though, didn't it?! 345 00:19:49,954 --> 00:19:51,187 Not really. 346 00:19:51,187 --> 00:19:53,819 I thought somebody told me it was very successful. 347 00:19:54,306 --> 00:19:55,969 Well, she sold a lot of stuff... but then... 348 00:19:55,969 --> 00:19:57,996 Well, she's very fashionable... at the moment. 349 00:19:59,917 --> 00:20:02,339 Do you know a lot about art... Evan? 350 00:20:02,339 --> 00:20:03,770 A little... why?! 351 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:09,202 You'd find it hard to communicate with your wife if you didn't, I would imagine. 352 00:20:09,202 --> 00:20:12,332 Evan's doing Fine Arts at the Uni... part time. 353 00:20:12,332 --> 00:20:13,801 I gave it up. 354 00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,927 Yes, I heard it was a tough course. 355 00:20:15,927 --> 00:20:17,493 Well it crapped ME! 356 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:22,340 The plumbing in old houses is terrible! 357 00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,307 It certainly is a very convenient layout. 358 00:20:24,307 --> 00:20:26,481 Yes, but your place is so much more attractive. 359 00:20:26,481 --> 00:20:27,364 All that wrought iron! 360 00:20:27,364 --> 00:20:30,348 But my kitchen's so tiny, Kath... You should try cooking in it! 361 00:20:31,720 --> 00:20:33,392 I'd cook in HER kitchen, any time! 362 00:20:35,848 --> 00:20:36,777 Does she play around? 363 00:20:38,018 --> 00:20:40,490 As long as you're in the top ten of some branch of the arts. 364 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:44,473 Stick a paintbrush up your bum, and see how you go! 365 00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,207 - Have you had a go at her? - What do you reckon?! 366 00:20:48,887 --> 00:20:50,083 No luck, eh? 367 00:20:50,805 --> 00:20:51,981 Depends what you mean. 368 00:20:53,561 --> 00:20:54,710 Yes or no? 369 00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:57,592 Yes... 370 00:20:59,333 --> 00:21:01,049 ...and then... no. 371 00:21:05,588 --> 00:21:08,048 Where's that beer... a cold beer... 372 00:21:08,048 --> 00:21:10,652 This is the first summing up of the counting trends to date. 373 00:21:11,214 --> 00:21:13,649 The most significant trend to emerge from the early counting 374 00:21:13,649 --> 00:21:15,275 has been the marked swing to Labor... 375 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:19,969 ...a swing of 12 percent... The biggest since the present counting system came into operation. 376 00:21:20,806 --> 00:21:25,006 If this trend continues to midnight... Labor will form the new government. 377 00:21:25,006 --> 00:21:27,636 On the present figures, Labor is ahead... 378 00:21:28,957 --> 00:21:31,461 Fuckin' beauty! We're in! 379 00:21:31,461 --> 00:21:33,922 You bastard you told me and I wouldn't fuckin' believe you! 380 00:21:33,922 --> 00:21:35,552 - You hear that? - Super! 381 00:21:35,552 --> 00:21:37,190 New government before midnight! 382 00:21:38,128 --> 00:21:40,132 I hear you're very creative! 383 00:21:40,971 --> 00:21:42,414 Thank you... Are you interested in art? 384 00:21:42,414 --> 00:21:44,635 Yes, very much... I do a lot of photography. 385 00:21:45,354 --> 00:21:47,459 Yes, I've seen your photography. 386 00:21:48,759 --> 00:21:50,309 Is your husband te jealous type? 387 00:21:51,018 --> 00:21:53,839 No... he's more the brooding type! 388 00:21:53,839 --> 00:21:55,053 Why? 389 00:21:55,053 --> 00:21:58,732 Well, to be frank... Certain men at this party... 390 00:21:58,732 --> 00:22:01,705 ...are going to offer themselves to you... tonight! 391 00:22:01,705 --> 00:22:02,700 Really! 392 00:22:03,214 --> 00:22:07,399 I'm afraid that 'certain men' are going to be rather disappointed. 393 00:22:08,934 --> 00:22:09,710 Which ones. 394 00:22:15,699 --> 00:22:16,787 How's it going? 395 00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:19,063 Oh, it's touch and go... 396 00:22:19,782 --> 00:22:22,849 But I wouldn't mind having a few dollars on a new government by midnight. 397 00:22:22,893 --> 00:22:24,005 Labor have also taken Sturt! 398 00:22:24,005 --> 00:22:25,878 Super! It looks like we've got Sturt. 399 00:22:25,878 --> 00:22:29,237 ...regarded as being a fairly safe Liberal seat held by Mr Ian Wilson... 400 00:22:29,237 --> 00:22:34,495 Funnily enough... I was only having a few drinks with Whitlam last week... 401 00:22:34,495 --> 00:22:38,775 "Mal," he said, "If we get Sturt, we've got the whole deal." 402 00:22:38,775 --> 00:22:40,679 You're in politics? 403 00:22:40,679 --> 00:22:44,017 No, psychology... Executive Selection. 404 00:22:45,623 --> 00:22:47,870 Tell me, do you find you're always analysing people? 405 00:22:47,870 --> 00:22:49,277 It's an occupational hazard. 406 00:22:50,767 --> 00:22:52,091 What can you tell about ME? 407 00:22:53,756 --> 00:23:00,354 As a psychologist, I can't help feeling that you're physical beauty could have its problems. 408 00:23:00,895 --> 00:23:01,966 Such as? 409 00:23:02,608 --> 00:23:04,313 Well, to put it quite brutally... 410 00:23:04,313 --> 00:23:07,257 You have what is called a 'sought-after' quality. 411 00:23:07,934 --> 00:23:08,895 So? 412 00:23:08,895 --> 00:23:11,742 So you'd have no shortage of alternative offers... 413 00:23:11,742 --> 00:23:14,028 which could place your marriage under some strain. 414 00:23:14,348 --> 00:23:16,360 And what if I refused these offers? 415 00:23:17,670 --> 00:23:20,367 I don't think you would, really... Not ALL of them. 416 00:23:20,367 --> 00:23:21,930 What makes you say that? 417 00:23:23,094 --> 00:23:25,489 It's a feeling and a professional hunch... You see... 418 00:23:26,858 --> 00:23:30,910 A new affair is like an emotional rebirth... 419 00:23:30,910 --> 00:23:33,588 And I don't think you'd deny yourself that experience. 420 00:23:33,588 --> 00:23:35,123 For instance, if I were to say to you... 421 00:23:36,061 --> 00:23:40,114 that I found you very attractive... 422 00:23:40,114 --> 00:23:43,306 ...and I'd be delighted that if we arranged to have an affair... 423 00:23:43,306 --> 00:23:46,204 ...you wouldn't dismiss it out of hand... 424 00:23:46,204 --> 00:23:47,803 You'd consider it. 425 00:23:48,455 --> 00:23:50,408 - Ye-es. - Yes. 426 00:23:51,682 --> 00:23:53,595 So, let's be frank... 427 00:23:55,170 --> 00:23:59,995 I do find you very attractive, and I'll be frank, and... 428 00:24:00,562 --> 00:24:02,738 ...say that I would like to have an affair with you... 429 00:24:02,738 --> 00:24:05,214 And how does that appeal to you? 430 00:24:05,214 --> 00:24:07,269 It DOESN'T! 431 00:24:11,066 --> 00:24:12,315 Can't win 'em all! 432 00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:15,628 The night isn't over yet, boy! 433 00:24:36,379 --> 00:24:37,865 G'day, cunt-features! 434 00:24:42,298 --> 00:24:43,834 - G'day, Kath! - Hello, Cooley. 435 00:24:44,076 --> 00:24:45,878 This is the guy I was telling you about. 436 00:24:46,978 --> 00:24:47,797 Here... catch! 437 00:24:55,849 --> 00:24:57,413 What's with the dinner-suit? 438 00:24:57,413 --> 00:24:58,502 Who are YOU tryin' to fool? 439 00:24:58,502 --> 00:25:00,368 Watch it boy... You're on the North Shore now! 440 00:25:04,026 --> 00:25:05,492 Weak-lookin' bunch of poofters! 441 00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:07,877 - Where's Mack? - In there. 442 00:25:07,877 --> 00:25:09,470 - Ruth with 'im? - He's left 'er! 443 00:25:13,780 --> 00:25:15,199 Hey... that's alright! 444 00:25:15,199 --> 00:25:16,844 I might have a go at it, later. 445 00:25:18,962 --> 00:25:20,190 Where's your 'Pornographic Object'? 446 00:25:20,446 --> 00:25:21,621 Here! 447 00:25:21,621 --> 00:25:22,606 Help yourself! 448 00:25:24,688 --> 00:25:26,275 G'day Jenny, you old fishwife! 449 00:25:26,275 --> 00:25:26,940 How you goin'? 450 00:25:26,940 --> 00:25:29,342 - Getting stuck into it are ya? - I'm gonna screw you, later on. 451 00:25:30,671 --> 00:25:32,109 Back with another migraine? 452 00:25:32,109 --> 00:25:34,251 I hope YOU get one, one day! 453 00:25:34,251 --> 00:25:36,529 Yeah? I'll get you a drink. 454 00:25:41,003 --> 00:25:43,309 Who's the poon with a poker up his arse?! 455 00:25:45,112 --> 00:25:46,569 Simon Berscombe. 456 00:25:47,546 --> 00:25:49,520 That's his wife... Jody. 457 00:25:51,434 --> 00:25:53,346 She likes the look of the brooding monster! 458 00:25:54,728 --> 00:25:56,846 Oh, my God... It's Popeye the Sailor man! 459 00:25:56,846 --> 00:25:57,907 How you goin'?! 460 00:25:57,907 --> 00:26:01,033 None the better for seeing you, you great turd! 461 00:26:01,033 --> 00:26:04,447 There's a bullshit artist at every party, and this one's no exception. 462 00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:07,059 There isn't a foul-mouthed lout at every party... 463 00:26:07,059 --> 00:26:09,384 ...but unfortunately this one IS an exception. 464 00:26:09,384 --> 00:26:12,679 Party? This is more like a morgue than a party! 465 00:26:12,984 --> 00:26:13,742 Let's hear it! 466 00:26:13,742 --> 00:26:14,971 ...and her lips so red 467 00:26:14,971 --> 00:26:18,610 She's the only one can make me care 468 00:26:18,610 --> 00:26:22,252 Now listen buddy, gonna let you know 469 00:26:22,252 --> 00:26:25,987 She's my baby and I love her so 470 00:26:25,987 --> 00:26:31,112 Because she's my baby, Gonna keep her for my own 471 00:26:33,821 --> 00:26:37,228 She's my baby and I love her so 472 00:26:37,228 --> 00:26:40,676 She's my baby, never let her go 473 00:26:40,676 --> 00:26:44,524 She's my baby, and I need her so 474 00:26:44,524 --> 00:26:47,660 Lovin' little honey won't you please be mine? 475 00:26:47,660 --> 00:26:51,339 Take a trip to Paris, even go to Spain 476 00:26:51,339 --> 00:26:55,100 Go the whole world over, we'll go round again 477 00:26:55,100 --> 00:26:58,691 There's nothing can compare with her, I'm glad to say 478 00:26:58,691 --> 00:27:02,129 She's my little baby and she's here to stay 479 00:27:02,129 --> 00:27:07,463 Because she's my baby, Gonna keep her for my own 480 00:27:10,297 --> 00:27:13,396 She's my baby and I love her so 481 00:27:13,396 --> 00:27:17,080 She's my baby, never let her go 482 00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:20,735 She's my baby, and I need her so 483 00:27:20,735 --> 00:27:24,267 Lovin' little honey won't you please be mine? 484 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:28,313 Alright, I'm hot, I'm hot...! 485 00:27:41,700 --> 00:27:44,273 At the present stage of counting, the Liberal-Country Party Coalition 486 00:27:44,273 --> 00:27:49,302 is certain to win 53 seats and the Australian Labor Party, 54... 487 00:27:49,302 --> 00:27:52,576 ...with 18 of the 125 seats... 488 00:27:53,907 --> 00:27:55,520 You really DO vote Liberal!? 489 00:27:58,965 --> 00:28:00,323 Why? 490 00:28:00,323 --> 00:28:01,553 Just an emotional thing... 491 00:28:01,553 --> 00:28:05,265 I associate Labor with coarse men in overalls. 492 00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:08,512 I'm not a coarse man in overalls. 493 00:28:08,512 --> 00:28:10,589 It's just an emotional thing! 494 00:28:11,607 --> 00:28:14,989 Do you tend to follow your emotions? 495 00:28:14,989 --> 00:28:16,790 Yes, I... 496 00:28:17,780 --> 00:28:20,238 Would you mind taking your hand off my bottom?! 497 00:28:20,238 --> 00:28:23,653 -What would you do if I didn't? - Knee you in the balls! 498 00:28:25,061 --> 00:28:26,346 I don't think you would. 499 00:28:26,924 --> 00:28:28,371 Ohh... shit! 500 00:28:28,371 --> 00:28:30,560 it's about time somebody did that to HIM. 501 00:28:31,361 --> 00:28:32,672 May I...? 502 00:28:35,605 --> 00:28:36,762 Take it off! 503 00:28:36,762 --> 00:28:38,169 It's very pleasant music, isn't it? 504 00:28:38,169 --> 00:28:39,524 You saw what happened to HIM! 505 00:28:39,524 --> 00:28:41,843 I think you should take things into account. 506 00:28:41,843 --> 00:28:42,983 What things? 507 00:28:42,983 --> 00:28:45,195 Well... my wife! 508 00:28:45,195 --> 00:28:47,113 What's that got to do with YOUR hand on my bottom? 509 00:28:47,633 --> 00:28:49,103 When you've had an emotional shock... 510 00:28:49,103 --> 00:28:53,842 ...you need something tangible to hang onto! 511 00:28:55,559 --> 00:28:58,203 Mind you, I suppose it had to come. 512 00:28:58,203 --> 00:28:59,631 What? 513 00:28:59,631 --> 00:29:01,179 The bust-up with my wife. 514 00:29:01,179 --> 00:29:02,873 It was MY fault. 515 00:29:02,873 --> 00:29:04,732 You're being very fair. 516 00:29:04,732 --> 00:29:06,727 I'm being more than fair... She's a bitch! 517 00:29:06,727 --> 00:29:08,147 You said it was YOUR fault! 518 00:29:08,147 --> 00:29:10,551 Yes... I'm a bit "off". 519 00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:13,275 - OFF?! - About sex. 520 00:29:14,459 --> 00:29:16,791 I used to like taking photos of my wife. 521 00:29:17,568 --> 00:29:18,757 There's nothing wrong with that! 522 00:29:18,757 --> 00:29:20,423 She should have felt flattered. 523 00:29:20,423 --> 00:29:22,658 I used to hang them up all round the house. 524 00:29:23,445 --> 00:29:24,114 Those sort?! 525 00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:26,535 And worse. 526 00:29:27,449 --> 00:29:28,717 Worse?! 527 00:29:28,717 --> 00:29:30,644 Yes, I'm "off"... There's no doubt about it. 528 00:29:32,060 --> 00:29:33,401 Do you know what I wanted her to do?! 529 00:29:34,803 --> 00:29:41,112 Seduce my friends, and I'd take photos from the cupboard, without their knowing. 530 00:29:43,259 --> 00:29:44,641 I am "off", aren't I? 531 00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,324 No! 532 00:29:49,059 --> 00:29:50,907 Did she do it? 533 00:29:50,991 --> 00:29:51,889 Yes. 534 00:29:52,827 --> 00:29:54,455 But she wouldn't let me take the photos. 535 00:29:57,546 --> 00:30:01,792 I'd be flattered if Simon wanted to take some pictures of me! 536 00:30:10,803 --> 00:30:13,009 Did you get along to the film festival this year? 537 00:30:13,009 --> 00:30:14,373 No. 538 00:30:15,586 --> 00:30:16,557 Did YOU? 539 00:30:17,456 --> 00:30:19,329 Yeah... good. 540 00:30:23,008 --> 00:30:25,919 What counts, is Don isn't a handyman... and there isn't much you can do about it. 541 00:30:29,247 --> 00:30:30,649 I mean I've just got to plan for it... 542 00:30:30,649 --> 00:30:34,408 Apart from the satisfaction that manual work gives you... 543 00:30:34,408 --> 00:30:37,599 ...the satisfaction of getting the job done properly. 544 00:30:38,380 --> 00:30:39,698 Yes, I suppose you're right... 545 00:30:45,023 --> 00:30:46,715 Word of warning... I'm not easily put off. 546 00:30:47,775 --> 00:30:49,701 I wish I could say the same for myself. 547 00:30:51,591 --> 00:30:53,502 How about introducing me, Malcolm? 548 00:30:55,447 --> 00:30:57,550 Kerry, this Granger Cooley. 549 00:30:57,550 --> 00:30:58,745 You've heard of me, no doubt? 550 00:30:58,745 --> 00:31:00,099 I'm afraid I haven't. 551 00:31:00,099 --> 00:31:02,095 YOU should have heard of Kerry. 552 00:31:02,095 --> 00:31:03,619 Why, what do you do? 553 00:31:03,619 --> 00:31:05,264 - I paint. - Paint, eh?! 554 00:31:05,945 --> 00:31:07,287 Yeah, she paints. 555 00:31:07,287 --> 00:31:08,797 What sort of things do you paint? 556 00:31:08,797 --> 00:31:12,280 Actually, I'm becoming very interested in texture. 557 00:31:12,280 --> 00:31:13,134 Texture, eh? 558 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:19,614 Let's have a talk about that later. 559 00:31:39,748 --> 00:31:41,291 They tell me you've left your wife. 560 00:31:42,924 --> 00:31:44,410 - SHE left ME. - Yeah? 561 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:46,252 Well, you're better off without her. 562 00:31:49,048 --> 00:31:51,655 With all due respect boy... YOUR wife... 563 00:31:51,655 --> 00:31:54,773 ...is one of the great bourgeois monsters of our time. 564 00:31:54,773 --> 00:31:56,217 Bourgeois?! 565 00:31:56,217 --> 00:32:00,951 She let herself be photographed in the nude and hung up all round the house... 566 00:32:00,951 --> 00:32:02,158 That's bourgeois?! 567 00:32:02,158 --> 00:32:04,769 - You gotta get on to yourself. - Let's not get nostalgic about the bitch! 568 00:32:04,769 --> 00:32:06,358 - It's alright for you mate... - What do you want to do... 569 00:32:06,358 --> 00:32:08,771 ...build her a shrine?! - Bugger me, she was pretty tolerant. 570 00:32:08,771 --> 00:32:09,857 - Tolerant? - Tolerant! 571 00:32:11,905 --> 00:32:14,686 - Look, I wouldn't tell you this under normal circumstances... - Well, don't tell me! 572 00:32:14,686 --> 00:32:16,474 But it's about time you knew the truth! 573 00:32:16,474 --> 00:32:18,260 She was tolerant, alright! 574 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,385 I went round to your place one afternoon... 575 00:32:20,385 --> 00:32:22,523 She dragged me into bed a nd screwed me! 576 00:32:25,330 --> 00:32:26,125 Yeah? 577 00:32:26,125 --> 00:32:27,854 Yeah... Digest THAT! 578 00:32:29,194 --> 00:32:30,464 You digest this. 579 00:32:30,464 --> 00:32:32,766 I've got a whole role of film of that event... 580 00:32:32,766 --> 00:32:36,203 ...taken on a 35mm Nikon... on Kodak XXX! 581 00:32:37,019 --> 00:32:38,503 Using available light! 582 00:32:39,339 --> 00:32:42,281 They come up a bit grainy when they're enlarged... 583 00:32:42,281 --> 00:32:43,832 ...but you've got to expect that from fast film. 584 00:32:43,832 --> 00:32:45,509 You'd better be joking! 585 00:32:47,088 --> 00:32:49,081 Jody... have you met Granger Cooley? 586 00:32:49,081 --> 00:32:50,206 Pleased to meet you! 587 00:32:50,206 --> 00:32:51,955 Did you really take those photographs? 588 00:32:51,955 --> 00:32:54,875 Don't come on all pious with ME, mate... You were screwing my wife! 589 00:32:54,875 --> 00:32:57,908 A joke's a joke, but you don't set a friend up like this! 590 00:32:57,908 --> 00:33:00,907 You're in no position to get pious! YOU were screwing my wife! 591 00:33:09,267 --> 00:33:10,348 Fuck! 592 00:33:26,649 --> 00:33:28,237 You known Cooley long? 593 00:33:28,237 --> 00:33:29,456 No, not long. 594 00:33:29,456 --> 00:33:30,395 What do YOU do? 595 00:33:31,632 --> 00:33:32,596 I'm a teacher. 596 00:33:33,916 --> 00:33:35,433 - What do YOU do? - I'm a student. 597 00:33:40,220 --> 00:33:43,042 - Are you in town long? - I'm going back tomorrow. 598 00:33:53,901 --> 00:33:54,523 Granger! 599 00:33:54,523 --> 00:33:56,531 Have you met my husband, Evan? 600 00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:58,811 No, I haven't. 601 00:33:58,811 --> 00:33:59,908 How are ya? 602 00:33:59,908 --> 00:34:01,643 I believe you're a lawyer. 603 00:34:01,643 --> 00:34:03,397 Some of my clients don't! 604 00:34:03,397 --> 00:34:05,796 I've been hearing that your wife's very creative. 605 00:34:05,796 --> 00:34:08,674 - I wish the critics thought so. - Why? They been panning ya? 606 00:34:08,674 --> 00:34:11,280 - No... faint praise. - Moderate praise. 607 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,713 If I was a critic, you wouldn't be getting faint praise... 608 00:34:13,713 --> 00:34:15,327 What are they all? Poofters? 609 00:34:15,327 --> 00:34:16,395 Not exactly. 610 00:34:16,395 --> 00:34:17,303 Do they ever proposition ya? 611 00:34:17,303 --> 00:34:18,789 It's not really as corrupt as all that. 612 00:34:18,789 --> 00:34:20,210 I tell you what... 613 00:34:20,874 --> 00:34:23,079 If I came to review some hot young chick's etchings... 614 00:34:23,079 --> 00:34:25,368 It'd be a case of "No root... no review." 615 00:34:25,368 --> 00:34:27,664 You must conduct a very interesting law practice. 616 00:34:29,307 --> 00:34:30,627 I'm taking a hammering tonight! 617 00:34:30,627 --> 00:34:33,210 Hey, Jenny... you seen Suzy anywhere? 618 00:34:57,229 --> 00:35:01,179 Man comes out after a barbecued chop... and look what he finds! 619 00:35:03,279 --> 00:35:04,390 How's Jenny? 620 00:35:04,390 --> 00:35:07,299 Shithouse. What do you two think you're doing? 621 00:35:07,935 --> 00:35:08,737 Piss off, will ya!? 622 00:35:08,737 --> 00:35:10,695 No... I want a bit of sausage. 623 00:35:12,438 --> 00:35:14,012 Let's see you got that I haven't got. 624 00:35:14,765 --> 00:35:16,196 Sex appeal. 625 00:35:20,470 --> 00:35:21,697 Kath 'll kill 'im. 626 00:35:35,590 --> 00:35:36,576 You want another drink? 627 00:35:36,576 --> 00:35:37,414 No thanks. 628 00:35:38,491 --> 00:35:41,393 You should know enough to come and speak to me. 629 00:35:41,393 --> 00:35:43,391 You're lucky I came to speak to you at all. 630 00:35:43,391 --> 00:35:44,393 Why's that? 631 00:35:44,393 --> 00:35:48,265 I don't usually make a habit of speaking to hostile bitches in corners. 632 00:35:48,265 --> 00:35:50,836 I don't make a habit of speaking to incorrigible lechers. 633 00:35:54,157 --> 00:35:55,383 No... not here. 634 00:35:55,822 --> 00:35:56,657 Not here! 635 00:35:59,682 --> 00:36:01,221 - Where? - In there. 636 00:36:01,221 --> 00:36:03,472 - In there! - Inside! 637 00:36:04,193 --> 00:36:05,090 What about the wife?! 638 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:07,183 - Ask her! - Ask her what? - If she minds! 639 00:36:08,052 --> 00:36:09,178 - She minds! - She shouldn't. 640 00:36:09,178 --> 00:36:11,222 I'll tell her there's some chemistry there. It's purely physical. 641 00:36:13,474 --> 00:36:14,564 Come on! 642 00:36:15,240 --> 00:36:16,380 Jesus! 643 00:36:43,863 --> 00:36:44,691 Hi! 644 00:36:46,186 --> 00:36:47,836 I was just admiring your d�cor. 645 00:36:47,836 --> 00:36:49,579 Oh, it's a bit unadventurous. 646 00:36:50,443 --> 00:36:51,944 The trouble with d�cor is... 647 00:36:51,944 --> 00:36:54,719 ...if your tastes change after you've done it, you're stuck with it. 648 00:37:00,323 --> 00:37:02,179 Do YOU ever look at someone and something clicks... 649 00:37:02,179 --> 00:37:04,159 ...and you say "Bang! I want him!" 650 00:37:04,955 --> 00:37:06,786 - Physically! - No! 651 00:37:07,982 --> 00:37:09,512 Do you believe in honesty? 652 00:37:09,512 --> 00:37:10,318 Yes. 653 00:37:10,318 --> 00:37:11,753 Do you mind if I'm honest? 654 00:37:13,100 --> 00:37:14,015 No. 655 00:37:14,501 --> 00:37:16,146 I want to screw Don. 656 00:37:16,736 --> 00:37:18,957 ...seats in well-to-do harbourside suburbs... 657 00:37:18,957 --> 00:37:21,347 Mosman and Seaforth... up to the northern beaches... 658 00:37:21,347 --> 00:37:24,032 ...like Manly... the sitting member Mr Michael Mackellar... 659 00:37:24,032 --> 00:37:27,662 ...is very safe there, on 22,000 odd. 660 00:37:28,688 --> 00:37:30,924 The seat of Wentworth in the eastern suburbs... 661 00:37:30,924 --> 00:37:33,121 ...similar to Warringah... 662 00:37:33,121 --> 00:37:35,103 Honest, Grange!... 663 00:37:35,103 --> 00:37:38,879 Your taste in women is becoming more adolescent as the years go by. 664 00:37:38,879 --> 00:37:41,342 Just a minute! Susan's very intelligent. 665 00:37:41,555 --> 00:37:45,582 Fuck! Big tits, cow eyes... vacuous chatter. 666 00:37:46,588 --> 00:37:49,873 I think you've started your middle-age virility fantasies already! 667 00:37:49,873 --> 00:37:52,181 What happened to your receptionist? SHE was nice! 668 00:37:52,181 --> 00:37:53,807 She had a virgin brain! 669 00:37:54,188 --> 00:37:56,090 No original thought had ever penetrated! 670 00:37:57,405 --> 00:37:59,591 - She WAS a bit... - Dumb! 671 00:37:59,591 --> 00:38:01,206 At least she was over 18! 672 00:38:01,695 --> 00:38:03,853 You've got a prejudice against older women! 673 00:38:03,853 --> 00:38:04,603 No! 674 00:38:04,603 --> 00:38:08,347 When I was 17, I stuffed a 50-year old barmaid in the old man's pub. 675 00:38:09,495 --> 00:38:11,789 She just kept saying... "Thank you!"... 676 00:38:11,789 --> 00:38:13,447 "I meant YOU!" 677 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:16,510 - How did she take it? - She didn't say anything. 678 00:38:17,540 --> 00:38:19,235 She's on anti-depressants? 679 00:38:19,235 --> 00:38:20,483 She'd 've told me. 680 00:38:23,347 --> 00:38:25,616 D'you think I should go and talk to her? 681 00:38:26,330 --> 00:38:27,695 Yes, I think you should. 682 00:38:30,952 --> 00:38:34,395 You see, I'm interstate quite often, Canberra, and that sort of thing... 683 00:38:37,174 --> 00:38:38,755 How's your old man treating YOU? 684 00:38:41,063 --> 00:38:43,785 Oh... I'm a little bitch to him sometimes. 685 00:38:43,785 --> 00:38:45,962 - Bugger 'im! - Oh, I'm neutral! 686 00:38:46,636 --> 00:38:49,151 He's certainly been following that Kerry woman round, like a puppy dog. 687 00:38:49,529 --> 00:38:50,536 I wouldn't worry. 688 00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:52,642 I'm not! 689 00:38:53,326 --> 00:38:55,991 He's only ever made it with one other woman since we've been married. 690 00:38:55,991 --> 00:38:59,241 So surprised, he ran home to show me the scratches on his back! 691 00:39:01,997 --> 00:39:04,211 - Oh, sorry! - No... on you go. 692 00:39:10,152 --> 00:39:11,246 Do you know many of the people here? 693 00:39:12,428 --> 00:39:13,977 No... do you? 694 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,159 No... I think they're mainly Don's friends. 695 00:39:17,525 --> 00:39:19,315 Pretty extrovert lot, aren't they? 696 00:39:21,586 --> 00:39:23,040 I think they're a bunch of shits! 697 00:39:24,587 --> 00:39:26,029 Yeah! 698 00:39:26,030 --> 00:39:27,030 The most outstanding feature of this election... 699 00:39:30,619 --> 00:39:31,810 We've got 'em rooted, son! 700 00:39:31,810 --> 00:39:33,255 We'll piss it in, mate! 701 00:39:39,077 --> 00:39:42,474 Sorry to say this, love... but it looks as if the Libs have had the Richard. 702 00:39:42,474 --> 00:39:45,202 Oh, well I suppose a change won't do all that much harm! 703 00:39:47,225 --> 00:39:49,620 Might even do a bit of good, too... you know... 704 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:53,657 In small ways... like health, education, social welfare. 705 00:39:53,657 --> 00:39:55,006 Shut up, shithead! 706 00:39:55,006 --> 00:39:57,627 I'm having a serious political discussion... 707 00:39:57,627 --> 00:39:59,918 If you don't want to participate, piss off! 708 00:39:59,918 --> 00:40:00,935 - How old IS your youngest? 709 00:40:00,935 --> 00:40:02,340 Have you ever sat down... 710 00:40:02,340 --> 00:40:05,232 ...and really thought about what you're doing in life? 711 00:40:05,232 --> 00:40:07,999 We've got a very clear idea of what we're doing. 712 00:40:07,999 --> 00:40:10,941 Yeah... planted in your skull, by some advertising copywriter. 713 00:40:10,941 --> 00:40:12,347 Bosh! 714 00:40:12,347 --> 00:40:13,784 Would it be true to say... 715 00:40:14,427 --> 00:40:17,955 ...that YOU are contemplating selling your $40,000 house... 716 00:40:17,955 --> 00:40:20,931 ...and taking out a mortgage on a $60,000 dwelling? 717 00:40:20,931 --> 00:40:22,227 How did YOU know? 718 00:40:22,873 --> 00:40:25,974 Never mind about that, but what I would really like to know... 719 00:40:25,974 --> 00:40:30,214 ...is what are your motives for this particular piece of insanity? 720 00:40:30,214 --> 00:40:31,963 I'll hit you with my beer mug in a minute. 721 00:40:31,963 --> 00:40:34,425 - I'm thinking of having another baby. - You don't have to answer him! 722 00:40:34,425 --> 00:40:35,649 Oh, I'll answer him! 723 00:40:36,543 --> 00:40:40,765 You can't get pregnant in a $40,000 house... It's too cheap and nasty, is it? 724 00:40:40,765 --> 00:40:42,541 We need the space! 725 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:45,811 Bullshit! You've got 4 bedrooms already! I'll tell you what it is!... 726 00:40:46,263 --> 00:40:48,121 I'll tell you what it is... It's status! 727 00:40:48,852 --> 00:40:51,770 That's what it is... the whole thing's status... S-T-A-T-U-S! 728 00:40:51,770 --> 00:40:54,240 The government's been in power for a long time... 729 00:40:54,240 --> 00:40:56,715 It's begun to run out of ideas... It's begun to get panicky. 730 00:40:56,715 --> 00:40:59,658 The opposition's beginning to look for the first time 731 00:40:59,658 --> 00:41:01,295 like a really good alternative government. 732 00:41:01,295 --> 00:41:04,586 How much has it cost the Labor Party to fight this election in New South Wales alone? 733 00:41:04,586 --> 00:41:06,577 About $200,000. 734 00:41:06,577 --> 00:41:08,586 Are YOU particularly interested in this election? 735 00:41:09,017 --> 00:41:11,086 - Not enough. - Me neither. - Good. 736 00:41:11,086 --> 00:41:13,494 Look, it doesn't make much difference who gets in, does it? 737 00:41:13,494 --> 00:41:16,438 Look, I'll still be able to take home my 20,000 a year, clear... 738 00:41:17,063 --> 00:41:18,811 That's not bad, for extracting the odd molar! 739 00:41:19,865 --> 00:41:21,343 Are you a socialist? 740 00:41:21,343 --> 00:41:23,782 Yes... yes, aren't YOU? 741 00:41:24,117 --> 00:41:26,497 Well, yes... in a way... 742 00:41:26,497 --> 00:41:28,943 Well, I suppose all of us are socialists, in a way. 743 00:41:29,557 --> 00:41:34,026 Well I think it's the profit-motive that keeps the old economy ticking... 744 00:41:34,026 --> 00:41:36,187 I think we'd better stop discussing politics. 745 00:41:37,210 --> 00:41:39,070 Otherwise I might end up planting you one on the jaw! 746 00:41:40,468 --> 00:41:41,625 Have a beer! 747 00:41:51,189 --> 00:41:54,825 I think I'll let the fire die down a bit before we put the meat on. 748 00:41:56,324 --> 00:41:58,246 I built it up a bit too much. 749 00:42:00,583 --> 00:42:03,868 You better hold the pizzas off for while, until I get the meat cooked, eh? 750 00:42:12,391 --> 00:42:14,367 S-T-A-T-U-S! 751 00:42:14,367 --> 00:42:16,140 S-T-A-T-U-S! 752 00:42:16,140 --> 00:42:19,219 Alright, you've convinced everyone you can spell... Now piss off! 753 00:42:19,219 --> 00:42:20,595 It's got nothing to do with it! 754 00:42:21,352 --> 00:42:22,378 Like hell, it hasn't! 755 00:42:22,378 --> 00:42:25,536 Are you usually as rude to people as you're being at the moment? 756 00:42:25,990 --> 00:42:26,927 What do you expect? 757 00:42:26,927 --> 00:42:29,873 On trumpeting a property conservatism... 758 00:42:29,873 --> 00:42:31,862 As if God should kiss your arse for it! 759 00:42:31,862 --> 00:42:33,866 I didn't TRUMPET it! 760 00:42:35,005 --> 00:42:36,114 At least SIMON... 761 00:42:36,840 --> 00:42:39,919 Simon had the grace to lie that he was neutral! 762 00:42:41,766 --> 00:42:43,191 I wasn't lying! 763 00:42:43,191 --> 00:42:45,628 Alright, OK, I'll take that back... You weren't lying. 764 00:42:45,628 --> 00:42:48,683 - I mean it! I wasn't lying! - Alright! Alright! 765 00:42:48,683 --> 00:42:51,401 When someone calls me a liar, I believe I'm entitled to object! 766 00:42:51,401 --> 00:42:54,101 - You are perfectly entitled to object! - Right! 767 00:42:54,101 --> 00:42:57,388 Now, shut up!... I'm having an argument with your wife... alright? 768 00:42:58,346 --> 00:42:59,294 Pea-brain! 769 00:42:59,294 --> 00:43:03,236 I'm sorry, Don, but when the level of argument degenerates into personal abuse... 770 00:43:03,236 --> 00:43:04,255 It's time to leave! 771 00:43:04,255 --> 00:43:07,494 "Personal abuse"? What do you mean "personal abuse"? 772 00:43:07,494 --> 00:43:08,843 What do you think calling me a pea-brain is?! 773 00:43:08,843 --> 00:43:11,049 - Accurate! - Cut it out, Simon. 774 00:43:11,049 --> 00:43:13,319 Well, he's a fuckin' pea-brain! 775 00:43:19,292 --> 00:43:21,923 So... we'd no sooner landed and ordered a drink... 776 00:43:21,923 --> 00:43:24,225 ...that HE announces that he's randy! 777 00:43:24,225 --> 00:43:28,446 ME? The first words he said were "Let's get ourselves a screw, Cool! 778 00:43:28,446 --> 00:43:29,252 Absolute lie! 779 00:43:29,252 --> 00:43:31,040 My success with women affects this little runt. 780 00:43:31,040 --> 00:43:33,007 Absolute fuckin' ratshit lie! 781 00:43:33,007 --> 00:43:34,476 Anyway, to get on with the story... 782 00:43:34,476 --> 00:43:36,621 There we are in the restaurant... We gaze over the restaurant... 783 00:43:36,621 --> 00:43:40,308 ...and we see these two magnificent-lookin' waitresses. 784 00:43:40,308 --> 00:43:42,529 Absolute rat shit!... The bottom of the barrel! 785 00:43:42,529 --> 00:43:44,639 You seemed quite enthusiastic at the time. 786 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:47,530 "You're my friend... you want something... I get it for you! 787 00:43:47,530 --> 00:43:49,587 - Isn't he sickening?! - No. 788 00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:50,987 So we sat down and ordered this meal. 789 00:43:50,987 --> 00:43:53,833 At this stage I did nothing more than to throw in a few quick quips... 790 00:43:53,833 --> 00:43:56,559 ...to establish myself as a man of refinement and wit! 791 00:43:56,559 --> 00:43:59,828 Oh, yes... that jazz... "Hi, gorgeous, care for a screw?" 792 00:44:00,453 --> 00:44:02,600 No, the secret is to wait for the right moment... 793 00:44:02,600 --> 00:44:04,490 ...and come in on the right question. 794 00:44:04,490 --> 00:44:06,712 "Where are you from?" asks one of them. 795 00:44:06,712 --> 00:44:09,630 - "Why, South Africa," I replied. - South Africa?! 796 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:12,821 Why would anyone want to say they came from South fuckin' Africa?! 797 00:44:12,821 --> 00:44:14,538 Oh, I never mix politics and sex. 798 00:44:14,538 --> 00:44:16,745 Oh, the pizzas!... Would anyone like a pizza? 799 00:44:18,007 --> 00:44:19,380 Barbecue's ready! 800 00:44:19,380 --> 00:44:21,705 - Excuse me! - Okay, everyone, come on! 801 00:44:22,424 --> 00:44:24,870 There are plates and salad on the patio! 802 00:44:28,210 --> 00:44:32,216 Well, Cooley got into HIS bird, but mine was biologically indisposed. 803 00:44:34,546 --> 00:44:39,111 Most disgusting thing I can remember, is the night I met him, in this little bistro. 804 00:44:39,111 --> 00:44:40,980 That bistro was number one! 805 00:44:41,658 --> 00:44:43,703 From Wednesday night onwards you couldn't get in there... 806 00:44:43,703 --> 00:44:46,042 ...for medium to good-quality secretarial twat! 807 00:44:47,035 --> 00:44:48,555 And no sooner had Malcolm arrived... 808 00:44:48,555 --> 00:44:50,359 ...than this great bird walked past! 809 00:44:52,015 --> 00:44:53,989 "You want my body, don't you," I said. 810 00:44:53,989 --> 00:44:56,347 Which is a pretty standard approach of mine over the years. 811 00:44:56,347 --> 00:44:57,349 Having salad? 812 00:44:57,349 --> 00:44:59,961 Enter, the tooth-fairy! 813 00:45:02,791 --> 00:45:03,881 Not hungry? 814 00:45:05,308 --> 00:45:06,637 What's wrong? 815 00:45:06,637 --> 00:45:07,862 This party shits me. 816 00:45:07,862 --> 00:45:09,141 Do you want to go home? 817 00:45:09,650 --> 00:45:10,518 Do you? 818 00:45:10,518 --> 00:45:12,893 I promised I'd drop in and see Cam... I told you. 819 00:45:13,727 --> 00:45:15,027 You've been with him all afternoon! 820 00:45:15,937 --> 00:45:18,759 He's nearly finished the work for his exhibition... 821 00:45:18,759 --> 00:45:20,463 And he wants me there to comment. 822 00:45:20,463 --> 00:45:21,420 It's exciting! 823 00:45:21,420 --> 00:45:23,515 It's about time you concentrated on your own work. 824 00:45:23,765 --> 00:45:25,549 What's that supposed to mean? 825 00:45:26,038 --> 00:45:27,395 Well, maybe the critics had a point. 826 00:45:27,989 --> 00:45:30,499 I thought you said you couldn't understand their jargon. 827 00:45:30,499 --> 00:45:33,348 I can understand words like "sloppy" and "self-indulgent"! 828 00:45:34,141 --> 00:45:35,537 What time can I expect you home? 829 00:45:35,537 --> 00:45:37,567 Jesus! I thought we discussed all this! 830 00:45:37,567 --> 00:45:39,702 I'm not putting a curfew on you... it's... 831 00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:42,196 I just want to know whether it's worth my waiting up, that's all. 832 00:45:42,196 --> 00:45:45,283 - I knew our marriage 'd be a disaster! - It's NOT a disaster! 833 00:45:45,283 --> 00:45:49,029 Then why don't you put a ball and chain on me? That's what you want, isn't it?! 834 00:45:49,029 --> 00:45:51,087 Now, may I have my pizza?! 835 00:45:51,958 --> 00:45:54,187 There's your bloody pizza! 836 00:45:58,771 --> 00:46:00,211 Holy Jesus! 837 00:46:25,272 --> 00:46:27,729 It rained all afternoon. 838 00:46:27,729 --> 00:46:31,596 I didn't notice, because I'd put the canvas out all over the top, just in case it rained. 839 00:46:31,596 --> 00:46:34,081 And when it got cold, the guests were inside... 840 00:47:11,686 --> 00:47:14,243 - I mean really.. - In certain ways... 841 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:20,909 Better move your car, mate... Evan can't get out. 842 00:47:35,233 --> 00:47:36,592 Troubles? 843 00:47:38,142 --> 00:47:40,308 I'm supposed to forego any meaningful involvement 844 00:47:40,308 --> 00:47:41,963 with anyone but HIM! 845 00:47:42,817 --> 00:47:43,779 No right! 846 00:47:43,779 --> 00:47:46,862 So I'm involved with other men... so what!? 847 00:47:50,576 --> 00:47:52,269 He knows I don't do it to spite him. 848 00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:53,755 He's just so bloody immature. 849 00:47:54,831 --> 00:47:56,215 Been writing anything lately? 850 00:47:56,215 --> 00:47:58,998 - I got a poem published last week. - Marvellous! Where? 851 00:47:58,998 --> 00:47:59,620 Newspaper. 852 00:47:59,620 --> 00:48:01,387 - Marvellous! - It's shit! 853 00:48:01,766 --> 00:48:03,865 Hello, gorgeous! Care for a screw? 854 00:48:03,865 --> 00:48:05,157 He used to say "fuck"! 855 00:48:06,121 --> 00:48:08,125 Any particular reason for the change? 856 00:48:08,125 --> 00:48:10,129 Yeah... I get more fucks when I say "screw"! 857 00:48:10,648 --> 00:48:11,832 Is he ALWAYS like this? 858 00:48:11,832 --> 00:48:12,988 It's just his tough exterior. 859 00:48:12,988 --> 00:48:15,439 Underneath is a sensitive, vulnerable man. 860 00:48:15,439 --> 00:48:19,481 It's true! He once screwed a woman with a tin leg, out of sheer pity. 861 00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:22,080 She was very well adjusted... except that the kneecap squeaked. 862 00:48:22,080 --> 00:48:28,200 You would be the coarsest, most sex-obsessed person I have ever met! 863 00:48:28,200 --> 00:48:30,249 And a fine sexual technician, to boot! 864 00:48:30,824 --> 00:48:31,995 - Who says? - I says. 865 00:48:32,876 --> 00:48:34,486 You COULD be overestimating yourself. 866 00:48:34,486 --> 00:48:35,474 I COULD be. 867 00:48:36,252 --> 00:48:38,782 It's the first piece of modesty I've heard from you all night. 868 00:48:38,782 --> 00:48:40,472 I just threw it in, to intrigue you! 869 00:48:41,251 --> 00:48:42,622 I'm a little intrigued! 870 00:48:42,622 --> 00:48:44,272 You're moe than a little intrigued. 871 00:48:45,313 --> 00:48:46,339 How would you know? 872 00:48:46,339 --> 00:48:48,462 I know a woman on heat, when I see one! 873 00:48:49,314 --> 00:48:51,010 - How? - Their eyes moisten. 874 00:48:51,010 --> 00:48:54,886 - Is this test conclusive? -I have other tests. 875 00:48:54,886 --> 00:48:58,483 Bennelong is a Liberal seat 876 00:48:58,483 --> 00:49:02,657 and at the moment it doesn't look quite as safe as it used to be. 877 00:49:02,657 --> 00:49:06,951 It's a middle north-shore area... sitting member Sir John Cremer... 878 00:49:06,951 --> 00:49:08,869 of the Liberal Party... 879 00:49:11,603 --> 00:49:12,543 Slut! 880 00:49:12,543 --> 00:49:15,852 Another one counted as safe Liberal in Sydney's more affluent suburbs 881 00:49:15,852 --> 00:49:17,593 on the northern line to Hawkesbury... 882 00:49:17,593 --> 00:49:20,295 ...held in the previous parliament by Mr T. Hughes... 883 00:49:22,247 --> 00:49:24,420 The seat of Blaxland in the south-western suburbs... 884 00:49:24,755 --> 00:49:27,245 You might refill those empty glasses out there. 885 00:49:27,576 --> 00:49:29,380 Let them do it themselves... they've got legs. 886 00:49:29,380 --> 00:49:31,555 You're the one who throws these bloody parties... 887 00:49:31,555 --> 00:49:34,507 ...and you won't even accept the responsibility of looking after your guests! 888 00:49:45,394 --> 00:49:47,728 It's funny... but... this is the first time... 889 00:49:47,728 --> 00:49:50,703 ...I thought it 'd be all right to do this with a man I've just met. 890 00:49:50,703 --> 00:49:53,068 It's very flattering of you, my dear, but I don't believe you. 891 00:49:56,366 --> 00:49:59,420 Usually it's an organic part of the whole relationship. 892 00:49:59,420 --> 00:50:01,571 Well... ORGAN first! 893 00:50:02,454 --> 00:50:04,307 Relationship later! 894 00:50:04,307 --> 00:50:08,025 A very interesting philosophical point! 895 00:50:29,475 --> 00:50:32,395 You made some sort of arrangement with my husband? 896 00:50:32,395 --> 00:50:33,378 No. 897 00:50:33,378 --> 00:50:35,505 Doesn't actually grow on you, does he? 898 00:50:35,505 --> 00:50:37,935 I'm sorry... I guess I was a little bit naive. 899 00:50:39,032 --> 00:50:41,323 I sometimes get strongly attracted to someone. 900 00:50:41,961 --> 00:50:42,876 Do YOU? 901 00:50:42,876 --> 00:50:45,466 No... sometimes. 902 00:50:46,607 --> 00:50:49,299 Have you ever felt yourself strongly attracted to women? 903 00:50:49,783 --> 00:50:50,841 No! 904 00:50:50,841 --> 00:50:52,616 It's nothing to be ashamed of, if you have. 905 00:50:52,616 --> 00:50:54,184 Oh, but I haven't! 906 00:50:55,162 --> 00:50:56,922 Kerry's very beautiful, isn't she? 907 00:50:58,097 --> 00:50:59,549 Yes, she's very attractive. 908 00:51:01,077 --> 00:51:02,760 She's really beautiful! 909 00:51:03,915 --> 00:51:05,210 Now we're bonding a piece of metal 910 00:51:05,210 --> 00:51:08,183 across the area where the arm actually fits the hand... 911 00:51:19,412 --> 00:51:20,813 Jesus! 912 00:51:36,977 --> 00:51:39,703 Excuse me, Kath... have you seen Kerry? 913 00:51:40,451 --> 00:51:41,687 Isn't she outside? 914 00:51:41,687 --> 00:51:44,116 Shit! Where's Cooley? 915 00:52:15,091 --> 00:52:16,660 You know what their marriage is like! 916 00:52:16,660 --> 00:52:19,712 - Well don't blame me! - You must admit it's exciting! 917 00:52:24,741 --> 00:52:26,348 I hope you're satisfied! 918 00:52:32,426 --> 00:52:35,293 Go on... make a fool of yourself, as usual... go on! 919 00:52:36,819 --> 00:52:38,981 Get him off, will ya?! 920 00:52:38,981 --> 00:52:40,383 Get outside... get out! 921 00:52:41,344 --> 00:52:42,718 Just get out... go on! 922 00:52:43,694 --> 00:52:44,899 Get outside! 923 00:52:45,429 --> 00:52:47,695 You don't beat people up, just because they take a liking to your wife! 924 00:52:47,695 --> 00:52:48,907 Outside! 925 00:52:48,907 --> 00:52:50,959 "Get outside"... what are you... a fuckin' parrot?! 926 00:52:50,959 --> 00:52:52,374 Look I don't care what the circumstances are... 927 00:52:52,374 --> 00:52:54,897 You don't go interrupting a man and a woman at their most intimate moment! 928 00:52:55,867 --> 00:52:56,781 Look... I'll tell you something... 929 00:52:56,781 --> 00:52:58,630 I wouldn't like to be in your shoes if you hit me... 930 00:52:58,630 --> 00:53:00,779 I'll sue you for assault! I'm a lawyer. 931 00:53:00,779 --> 00:53:02,479 I'm gonna smash your bloody teeth in! 932 00:53:02,479 --> 00:53:03,695 He's a dentist! 933 00:53:03,695 --> 00:53:06,547 Stop this at once! Stop acting like a sad adolescent! 934 00:53:06,547 --> 00:53:09,498 And YOU stop acting like a bloody nymphomaniac! 935 00:53:09,498 --> 00:53:12,872 Look... if you're not prepared to allow me some degree of emotional autonomy... 936 00:53:12,872 --> 00:53:13,945 ...then THAT is it! 937 00:53:13,945 --> 00:53:15,574 "Emotional autonomy"?! 938 00:53:15,574 --> 00:53:19,003 When you start screwing oafs like that... it's emotional insanity! 939 00:53:19,003 --> 00:53:22,298 Oafs? Hey, fella, get ya facts straight before you start calling people names! 940 00:53:24,489 --> 00:53:24,489 Let's face it... 941 00:53:24,489 --> 00:53:27,567 We you start screwing boorish loud-mouthed oafs... 942 00:53:27,567 --> 00:53:29,319 What's so special about HER, anyway? 943 00:53:29,319 --> 00:53:32,301 I scored the National Charity Queen... two years in a row! 944 00:53:34,451 --> 00:53:36,040 Get your things! 945 00:53:37,552 --> 00:53:38,498 Get your things! 946 00:53:38,673 --> 00:53:42,191 If you think this is giving you some sort of moral leverage over me, you're wrong! 947 00:53:42,191 --> 00:53:44,019 Look, are you coming, or aren't you?! 948 00:53:44,019 --> 00:53:45,777 I am not your personal chattel! 949 00:53:45,777 --> 00:53:48,190 And I am taking steps to make sure that I am not YOURS! 950 00:53:48,190 --> 00:53:50,728 ...this election is different from the 1929 election... 951 00:53:50,728 --> 00:53:51,683 Are you threatening me!? 952 00:53:51,683 --> 00:53:54,018 Well, you just work that out for yourself! 953 00:53:57,687 --> 00:53:58,638 Are you coming? 954 00:53:58,638 --> 00:53:59,817 No. 955 00:54:01,904 --> 00:54:03,678 Look I will ask you once more... 956 00:54:03,678 --> 00:54:06,107 You can ask me as many time as you like. 957 00:54:06,107 --> 00:54:07,742 That's your final answer? 958 00:54:07,742 --> 00:54:08,718 Yes. 959 00:54:08,718 --> 00:54:10,016 Well, right! 960 00:54:21,919 --> 00:54:24,126 Don't show your face in here again, you shit! 961 00:54:29,016 --> 00:54:31,055 Talk about "coitus interruptus"! 962 00:54:41,176 --> 00:54:44,348 I'm gonna shoot meself... when those bastards get back in. 963 00:54:44,348 --> 00:54:45,896 I'm gonna shoot meself. 964 00:54:45,896 --> 00:54:47,036 I thought we were winning!? 965 00:54:47,036 --> 00:54:50,530 They're stuffed!... 16 of the 18 doubtfuls are going to the Liberals. 966 00:54:50,530 --> 00:54:51,662 Where did you hear that? 967 00:54:51,662 --> 00:54:52,642 5 minutes ago. 968 00:54:52,642 --> 00:54:55,952 Fuckin' bastards are getting back on the DLP preferences. 969 00:54:56,607 --> 00:54:57,560 We're stuffed! 970 00:54:57,560 --> 00:54:59,523 My old man used to vote DLP. 971 00:55:00,317 --> 00:55:02,733 Yeah... I had an argument with him once... 972 00:55:02,733 --> 00:55:05,620 Didn't like the "permissive society". 973 00:55:05,620 --> 00:55:08,201 Wanted to return to "Catholic moral purity". 974 00:55:09,334 --> 00:55:11,680 He was the last of the great Catholic shaggers! 975 00:55:12,265 --> 00:55:13,503 He died "on the job", you know? 976 00:55:13,503 --> 00:55:16,285 By the time they got him dressed, they couldn't put his teeth back in. 977 00:55:19,643 --> 00:55:20,538 Have you... 978 00:55:21,635 --> 00:55:23,387 Have you got any of those photos? 979 00:55:24,485 --> 00:55:26,459 - What photos? - Of me and your wife. 980 00:55:26,459 --> 00:55:28,921 Oh... I carry a couple of dozen around in my wallet! 981 00:55:28,921 --> 00:55:30,186 Did they turn out alright? 982 00:55:30,760 --> 00:55:32,741 Jesus, Cooley!... Ruth and I have just separated... 983 00:55:32,741 --> 00:55:33,442 Doesn't that... 984 00:55:33,442 --> 00:55:35,528 Well look it's a bit disconcerting for a man to realise... 985 00:55:35,528 --> 00:55:38,279 ...that there are pornographic photographs of him, floating around. 986 00:55:38,279 --> 00:55:39,931 Well, they're selling very well! 987 00:56:11,835 --> 00:56:12,997 I'll get it. 988 00:56:17,976 --> 00:56:19,351 Are you really selling those photos? 989 00:56:19,351 --> 00:56:21,317 - Yep. - What are they worth? 990 00:56:21,317 --> 00:56:23,079 $8... set of 6. 991 00:56:24,851 --> 00:56:25,954 Save us a couple, will you. 992 00:56:25,954 --> 00:56:27,333 Matte or gloss? 993 00:56:28,344 --> 00:56:29,133 Matte! 994 00:56:34,853 --> 00:56:36,939 - Why did they do it, Cools? - What? 995 00:56:36,939 --> 00:56:39,619 Ask you to seduce my friends. 996 00:56:42,150 --> 00:56:43,304 I think I was curious. 997 00:56:44,053 --> 00:56:45,217 She didn't respond to me... 998 00:56:45,848 --> 00:56:48,164 So I wanted to see if she did with other men. 999 00:56:48,164 --> 00:56:50,279 SHE didn't respond much to ME, mate. 1000 00:56:50,279 --> 00:56:52,460 Don't crap! I was in the bloody cupboard. 1001 00:56:54,573 --> 00:56:56,699 Anyone for a swim? 1002 00:56:58,055 --> 00:57:00,764 Don... don't be ridiculous... We can't use the Mitchell's pool! 1003 00:57:01,348 --> 00:57:04,898 If they're rich enough to take the whole family for a trip to Japan... 1004 00:57:04,898 --> 00:57:06,815 ...then they can bloody well lend us their pool! 1005 00:57:07,667 --> 00:57:09,255 Liberal-voting turds! 1006 00:58:23,707 --> 00:58:25,243 YOU just need more experience. 1007 00:58:26,547 --> 00:58:27,770 Why don't you have a go at Jody? 1008 00:58:27,965 --> 00:58:29,251 Do you think she's interested? 1009 00:58:29,251 --> 00:58:30,677 Ya didn't see how she looked at ya? 1010 00:58:31,106 --> 00:58:32,799 - When? - All night! 1011 00:58:33,142 --> 00:58:34,620 Mate... she's very impressed! 1012 00:58:34,620 --> 00:58:36,033 What about her husband? 1013 00:58:36,033 --> 00:58:39,141 That poofter? I'll take care of HIM. 1014 00:58:39,141 --> 00:58:41,107 SHE wouldn't be interested in HIM! 1015 00:58:41,107 --> 00:58:42,619 He couldn't do any worse than YOU! 1016 00:58:42,619 --> 00:58:43,689 Crap! 1017 00:58:43,689 --> 00:58:46,511 Come on! You've been swingin' your dick at everything available... 1018 00:58:46,511 --> 00:58:48,576 ...and missin' by yards! - As usual! 1019 00:58:50,443 --> 00:58:51,562 What's YOUR story? 1020 00:58:51,562 --> 00:58:52,470 What? 1021 00:58:52,470 --> 00:58:55,708 All YOU seem to be good for these days, is planting native trees. 1022 00:58:57,496 --> 00:58:58,934 Do you know how I get 'em to grow so fast? 1023 00:58:59,776 --> 00:59:00,376 No. 1024 00:59:00,376 --> 00:59:01,773 Nitrogen balls. 1025 00:59:02,754 --> 00:59:04,312 It's true... Nitrogen balls. 1026 00:59:04,312 --> 00:59:07,599 I've got a mahogany gum out there grew 5 feet this spring. 1027 00:59:07,599 --> 00:59:08,353 Want to see it? 1028 00:59:10,102 --> 00:59:11,072 No! 1029 00:59:15,568 --> 00:59:16,639 My God!... 1030 00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:19,041 Time showed you two up, didn't it? 1031 00:59:20,104 --> 00:59:21,735 How long is it since I met you, now? 1032 00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:25,842 12... 13... 14 years?! 1033 00:59:27,034 --> 00:59:28,792 Some little prick was throwing a party. 1034 00:59:29,440 --> 00:59:31,376 Yeah... it was me! 1035 00:59:33,755 --> 00:59:34,786 And there they were... 1036 00:59:35,869 --> 00:59:38,561 Sutherland, the brilliant academic... 1037 00:59:38,561 --> 00:59:41,670 And Henderson... his adoring young pupil! 1038 00:59:41,670 --> 00:59:42,770 Holding the floor... 1039 00:59:42,770 --> 00:59:47,776 ...giving their celebrated imitation of 2 men destined to leave their mark on the world. 1040 00:59:49,084 --> 00:59:50,506 Sorry if we disappointed you. 1041 00:59:51,308 --> 00:59:53,780 I remember how grateful I was when you adopted me! 1042 00:59:54,733 --> 00:59:56,549 Poor little shit-kicker Cooley... 1043 00:59:56,549 --> 00:59:58,789 ...refugee from a Catholic choir! 1044 00:59:58,789 --> 01:00:00,939 Buyer of the contraceptives... 1045 01:00:02,130 --> 01:00:07,879 For 5 years I let myself be patronised by a pair of self-inflated bullshit-artists! 1046 01:00:08,491 --> 01:00:10,295 The 2 great minds... 1047 01:00:10,295 --> 01:00:14,563 Sutherland, plotting the right strategic moment to enter politics... 1048 01:00:14,563 --> 01:00:17,195 ...so he can make his way to the prime ministership 1049 01:00:17,195 --> 01:00:18,411 with minimum delay. 1050 01:00:18,411 --> 01:00:19,200 Crap! 1051 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:23,582 And Henderson here... Henderson... giving lengthy debates... 1052 01:00:23,582 --> 01:00:28,307 ...on whether it'd be better to have his magnificent, but never-completed novel 1053 01:00:28,307 --> 01:00:30,150 published here, or in London! 1054 01:00:30,619 --> 01:00:32,152 You should 've gone into politics, Mal, you know... 1055 01:00:32,152 --> 01:00:33,406 You should 've finished that novel, too. 1056 01:00:33,510 --> 01:00:37,172 Here we go again... "Mutual Arse-Lickers Incorporated"! 1057 01:00:37,990 --> 01:00:40,171 Well, what've YOU done, that's so bloody magnificent? 1058 01:00:40,789 --> 01:00:41,913 Bloody lawyer! 1059 01:00:42,579 --> 01:00:44,297 People who need 'em most can't damn well afford 'em... 1060 01:00:44,297 --> 01:00:45,281 Deny that! 1061 01:00:45,281 --> 01:00:46,655 I don't HAVE to deny it. 1062 01:00:46,655 --> 01:00:48,555 I'm not posing as a champion of the oppressed. 1063 01:00:48,555 --> 01:00:52,513 ...with 2 thirds of the votes counted tonight, it looks like a clean sweep... 1064 01:00:52,513 --> 01:00:56,512 ...with the allocation of preferences, would suggest that Mr Coates in fact would have... 1065 01:00:56,512 --> 01:00:57,622 How's the election going? 1066 01:00:58,337 --> 01:00:59,758 Fine, if you're a fascist. 1067 01:01:00,388 --> 01:01:02,676 Oh, well, sometimes I don't think it matters who wins. 1068 01:01:04,773 --> 01:01:07,907 Well the country's run by the Public Service, anyway, isn't it? 1069 01:01:08,897 --> 01:01:11,785 Don't be such a bloody cretin! 'Course it matters! 1070 01:01:11,785 --> 01:01:16,585 We've got the worst health, education and social services of any industrialised nation! 1071 01:01:16,585 --> 01:01:18,299 Well, why don't you go live in Russia?! 1072 01:01:18,723 --> 01:01:19,747 What a cunt! 1073 01:01:19,747 --> 01:01:21,339 You don't know what you're fuckin' talkin about! 1074 01:01:25,362 --> 01:01:27,774 You do realise, don't you... 1075 01:01:29,915 --> 01:01:32,084 ..education, in any society... 1076 01:01:32,084 --> 01:01:33,444 You DO realise that, don't you?! 1077 01:01:33,444 --> 01:01:35,458 I just don't believe in socialism, that's all. 1078 01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:37,507 Socialism... You don't even know the fuckin' meaning of the word! 1079 01:01:38,671 --> 01:01:41,837 The Labor Party is just mildly reformist, that's all! 1080 01:01:41,837 --> 01:01:45,283 - Mildly?! What about Jim Cairns?! - Put your bloody clothes on! 1081 01:01:45,283 --> 01:01:47,243 Don't tell ME that Jim Cairns is just mildly reformist! 1082 01:01:47,243 --> 01:01:49,287 You'd think they live for politics, wouldn't you?! 1083 01:01:49,745 --> 01:01:52,561 All Don ever does is pass out a few how-to-vote cards. 1084 01:01:53,997 --> 01:01:56,283 Mal doesn't even hand out cards. 1085 01:01:56,283 --> 01:01:59,738 Let's face it Jody... We're married to a couple of... 1086 01:02:00,094 --> 01:02:01,438 Bullshit-artists? 1087 01:02:06,487 --> 01:02:09,414 What about the fuckin' pensioners, eh? Starving THEM! 1088 01:02:09,414 --> 01:02:11,677 I think there's nothing wrong with a discussion... 1089 01:02:11,677 --> 01:02:14,266 ...but I don't think people should argue with people they don't agree with! 1090 01:02:17,022 --> 01:02:19,556 - I don't want to talk about it! - Because you know I'm bloody-well right! 1091 01:02:23,326 --> 01:02:25,820 We're having terrible trouble with young Richard at the moment. 1092 01:02:25,820 --> 01:02:28,401 They're easy at Richard's age!... Just wait till he's a bit older. 1093 01:02:28,151 --> 01:02:30,609 Hell, they're on babies! 1094 01:02:33,377 --> 01:02:35,328 You wait till you've had some yourself. 1095 01:02:35,328 --> 01:02:36,542 I'm not. 1096 01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,090 They don't turn me on, I'm afraid. 1097 01:02:41,354 --> 01:02:44,671 How can you tell what your real feelings towards children are... 1098 01:02:44,671 --> 01:02:46,561 ...until you've had some yourself? 1099 01:02:46,561 --> 01:02:49,920 That's like saying you ought to eat shit, in case it tastes like watermelon. 1100 01:02:49,920 --> 01:02:53,903 All I can say is, having sex for its own sake, is a rather hollow motive. 1101 01:02:53,903 --> 01:02:55,046 Oh, come on, Jenny! 1102 01:02:55,046 --> 01:02:57,085 Some people carry on, as if it's the only thing in life! 1103 01:02:57,085 --> 01:02:58,153 Who... ME? 1104 01:02:59,005 --> 01:03:00,882 I wasn't referring to anyone in particular. 1105 01:03:00,882 --> 01:03:03,697 Look... if you think I enjoy being mauled by your randy husbands... 1106 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:04,785 ...then you're wrong! 1107 01:03:04,785 --> 01:03:05,911 Men are pigs! 1108 01:03:05,911 --> 01:03:08,907 Yes... I must apologise for Evan. 1109 01:03:08,907 --> 01:03:10,521 Yes, he did sound a little upset! 1110 01:03:10,521 --> 01:03:12,912 Oh, Kath... He's always going off about something or other! 1111 01:03:13,430 --> 01:03:15,786 If you ask ME... he had good cause! 1112 01:03:16,252 --> 01:03:17,811 You're entitled to your opinion. 1113 01:03:19,165 --> 01:03:22,475 Well, I mean I like Cooley as a person... 1114 01:03:22,475 --> 01:03:25,089 I can't see what anyone would see in him as a MAN! 1115 01:03:25,089 --> 01:03:27,309 A lot of women find him very attractive. 1116 01:03:28,294 --> 01:03:30,167 Must have hidden talents! 1117 01:03:31,456 --> 01:03:33,595 Certainly isn't hiding them at the moment! 1118 01:03:38,741 --> 01:03:40,375 What IS Cooley like, in bed? 1119 01:03:41,013 --> 01:03:42,448 Well, he's not all that big... 1120 01:03:42,448 --> 01:03:44,181 But he's energetic, for his age. 1121 01:03:44,489 --> 01:03:45,523 And inventive! 1122 01:03:45,523 --> 01:03:48,732 Don plods on for hours... Bores me stupid. 1123 01:03:48,732 --> 01:03:50,451 Ah... the long slow grind! 1124 01:03:52,545 --> 01:03:53,991 What's Simon like, Jenny? 1125 01:03:53,991 --> 01:03:55,910 Well, he's not as BIG as my father... 1126 01:03:57,914 --> 01:03:59,812 I used to see him under the shower! 1127 01:03:59,812 --> 01:04:01,780 You can't always tell, when they're on the slack. 1128 01:04:02,117 --> 01:04:05,613 I don't think anatomical details are very important. 1129 01:04:05,613 --> 01:04:07,942 Surely it's the feeling between people, that counts? 1130 01:04:07,942 --> 01:04:10,577 Yes, I've known some fine little pricks, in MY time! 1131 01:04:10,577 --> 01:04:14,455 No... seriously! I mean, women become attracted to other women. 1132 01:04:16,220 --> 01:04:19,145 The thought of touching another woman's body, makes my flesh crawl! 1133 01:04:19,145 --> 01:04:22,824 Why? The female body is infinitely more beautiful than the male. 1134 01:04:25,118 --> 01:04:26,408 How do women... 1135 01:04:27,177 --> 01:04:27,801 ...do it?! 1136 01:04:28,361 --> 01:04:29,711 Well, they... 1137 01:04:31,872 --> 01:04:33,775 Righto, ladies... come on! 1138 01:04:35,327 --> 01:04:36,282 It's time to dance! 1139 01:04:37,183 --> 01:04:38,462 Righto, Simon, old cock! 1140 01:04:39,106 --> 01:04:41,032 Don't just stand there like a stuffed dummy! 1141 01:04:41,032 --> 01:04:44,270 Get one of those lovely ladies up on her feet, and giver a whirl! 1142 01:04:45,336 --> 01:04:46,481 'Plastic Lips'. 1143 01:04:46,481 --> 01:04:47,343 Yeah, why not?! 1144 01:04:50,392 --> 01:04:52,575 Would you like us to dance together? 1145 01:04:52,575 --> 01:04:53,618 What? 1146 01:04:55,184 --> 01:04:56,907 We can dance till we're dead! 1147 01:04:56,907 --> 01:04:59,210 I don't like the sound of that! 1148 01:05:02,195 --> 01:05:03,196 Jenny! 1149 01:05:03,794 --> 01:05:05,361 No, I haven't danced for years. 1150 01:05:05,361 --> 01:05:06,783 Well, it's about time you did, then, girl! 1151 01:05:07,345 --> 01:05:08,408 I'd rather not. 1152 01:05:08,408 --> 01:05:10,456 Come on, Jen, for Christ's sake... Get up and have a dance! 1153 01:05:17,242 --> 01:05:19,097 All I did was ask her for a dance! 1154 01:05:19,097 --> 01:05:21,429 Why don't you give her a drink? 1155 01:05:37,269 --> 01:05:38,561 Sorry! 1156 01:05:45,301 --> 01:05:46,291 Hey! 1157 01:05:46,607 --> 01:05:47,609 Sorry! 1158 01:05:51,355 --> 01:05:52,853 Let's have a drink. 1159 01:05:56,253 --> 01:05:57,959 I just get SO depressed! 1160 01:05:59,470 --> 01:05:59,470 Oh, Jenny... look... 1161 01:06:00,887 --> 01:06:02,298 You've got 4 beautiful children... 1162 01:06:02,298 --> 01:06:04,718 and your husband's 2nd lieutenant to God, and still rising! 1163 01:06:04,718 --> 01:06:06,160 Our marriage is a farce! 1164 01:06:07,470 --> 01:06:08,137 Whose isn't?! 1165 01:06:09,882 --> 01:06:11,056 Oh, really?! 1166 01:06:13,538 --> 01:06:14,974 Oh, we both used to love our kids. 1167 01:06:16,085 --> 01:06:17,816 Even make love, too. 1168 01:06:18,526 --> 01:06:19,505 Sick, isn't it?! 1169 01:06:22,124 --> 01:06:23,576 I just... 1170 01:06:25,837 --> 01:06:29,764 Christ, Jenny... you're attractive, you're intelligent... 1171 01:06:29,764 --> 01:06:31,588 Let's face it, Don... 1172 01:06:32,362 --> 01:06:34,544 I've been out of the human race for 10 bloody years! 1173 01:06:36,219 --> 01:06:38,379 I know you're not the slightest bit interested! 1174 01:06:38,379 --> 01:06:40,049 You can sit there and listen. 1175 01:06:43,641 --> 01:06:45,435 I've lost it, Don! 1176 01:06:47,353 --> 01:06:49,504 All I can do is just sit in corners 1177 01:06:49,504 --> 01:06:52,690 and hate other people, for being competent human beings! 1178 01:06:53,785 --> 01:06:55,615 It's getting so the only people I can take, are shits! 1179 01:06:55,999 --> 01:06:56,801 Thanks a lot! 1180 01:06:56,801 --> 01:06:58,968 As soon as he's got enough money, he'll clear out and he'll leave me... 1181 01:06:58,968 --> 01:07:00,564 You wait and see! 1182 01:07:02,427 --> 01:07:05,105 - Finish your degree. - Oh, stuff my degree! 1183 01:07:06,651 --> 01:07:07,895 Have an affair. 1184 01:07:11,032 --> 01:07:12,025 Have an affair! 1185 01:07:14,417 --> 01:07:17,311 Try having an affair after 4 kids have made your tits droop! 1186 01:07:18,660 --> 01:07:19,857 You're stomach looks like something 1187 01:07:19,857 --> 01:07:23,758 that got stuck into a soggy steamed pudding, with a fucking whip! 1188 01:07:25,085 --> 01:07:26,153 I mean, let's face it... 1189 01:07:27,393 --> 01:07:31,330 If you had to choose between me and that flat-stomached melon-breasted tart out there... 1190 01:07:32,915 --> 01:07:34,294 Who'd it be? 1191 01:07:39,517 --> 01:07:40,729 Yeah! 1192 01:07:43,738 --> 01:07:45,248 This looks a rather nice little drop... 1193 01:07:45,970 --> 01:07:49,616 Our Conservative friend knows a good red when he sees one! 1194 01:07:57,370 --> 01:07:58,894 It's about time you made your move, mate! 1195 01:08:00,709 --> 01:08:02,467 This is no time to get cold feet, my boy! 1196 01:08:03,635 --> 01:08:05,644 Actually, I must get across to the Barossa again, pretty soon... 1197 01:08:05,644 --> 01:08:08,443 - Our cellar's getting pretty depleted. - When were you over there last? 1198 01:08:08,443 --> 01:08:09,928 About 3 years ago. 1199 01:08:10,511 --> 01:08:13,123 Brought back 14 dozen bottles... mainly reds. 1200 01:08:13,123 --> 01:08:15,183 But there was the odd case of white. 1201 01:08:15,183 --> 01:08:16,033 That's a coincidence! 1202 01:08:16,033 --> 01:08:17,679 I was over there 3 years ago. 1203 01:08:19,695 --> 01:08:20,711 That's very interesting. 1204 01:08:21,222 --> 01:08:23,477 Actually, there's nothing like a trip to the vineyards, is there? 1205 01:08:23,477 --> 01:08:25,213 Right!... Right! 1206 01:08:25,793 --> 01:08:28,573 Mind you... My trip wasn't all roses. 1207 01:08:28,573 --> 01:08:31,283 About half way round the circuit I picked up this stomach wog... 1208 01:08:31,283 --> 01:08:33,446 ...and started shitting like a camel! 1209 01:08:34,394 --> 01:08:37,717 Actually, to be more accurate... it was more of a dribble. 1210 01:08:38,167 --> 01:08:40,560 Because I'd been tasting wine and eating cheese for days... 1211 01:08:40,560 --> 01:08:42,895 ...the old sphincter didn't have anything solid to come to grips with. 1212 01:08:43,511 --> 01:08:45,179 Stung like a bastard, too! 1213 01:08:45,739 --> 01:08:49,899 But I was buggered if I was gonna let any stomach wog get the better of me, so... 1214 01:08:51,286 --> 01:08:52,627 I stuffed a newspaper down me strides... 1215 01:08:52,627 --> 01:08:54,577 ...and did a quick change after every winery! 1216 01:08:54,985 --> 01:08:59,194 I find that if I have a good solid shit at about 8 o'clock in the morning... 1217 01:08:59,194 --> 01:09:01,713 ...the rest of the day just falls into place! 1218 01:09:02,634 --> 01:09:04,448 Do YOU shit at a regular time of the day, Simon? 1219 01:09:04,448 --> 01:09:06,573 - Look... do we really have to...? - What about YOU, Suzie? 1220 01:09:06,573 --> 01:09:07,675 No! 1221 01:09:09,071 --> 01:09:10,927 You're not the constipated type, I hope? 1222 01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:14,846 Do you really think that excretion is an interesting topic of conversation? 1223 01:09:15,796 --> 01:09:17,120 We ALL have to do it! 1224 01:09:18,158 --> 01:09:19,392 We don't have to talk about it! 1225 01:09:19,392 --> 01:09:21,686 What ARE you?... An anal prude?! 1226 01:09:21,686 --> 01:09:24,044 I just don't enjoy talking about shitting! 1227 01:09:24,044 --> 01:09:26,063 You probably don't even enjoy shitting! 1228 01:09:33,375 --> 01:09:35,574 Excuse us, Kath... It's getting pretty late. 1229 01:09:38,457 --> 01:09:39,999 Jody, I think it's about time we went home. 1230 01:09:41,069 --> 01:09:42,351 I'm just starting to relax. 1231 01:09:42,351 --> 01:09:43,966 I hope I haven't offended you, old chap! 1232 01:09:43,966 --> 01:09:47,715 - I was just telling him about this terrible... - I'm tired... I'm really feeling tired. 1233 01:09:47,715 --> 01:09:50,834 Oh, I'm not! You go home and get some sleep, dear! 1234 01:09:50,834 --> 01:09:51,948 I'll get a taxi. 1235 01:09:51,948 --> 01:09:53,890 I'd prefer it if you came with me! 1236 01:09:53,890 --> 01:09:54,786 Why?! 1237 01:09:54,786 --> 01:09:56,311 I just would! 1238 01:09:56,311 --> 01:09:58,411 Are you worried about me DOING something?! 1239 01:09:58,411 --> 01:09:59,243 No. 1240 01:09:59,243 --> 01:10:00,773 Go home and get some sleep then! 1241 01:10:01,498 --> 01:10:04,216 What am I gonna tell the babysitter when I get home without ya? 1242 01:10:05,664 --> 01:10:07,382 Stuff the babysitter! 1243 01:10:17,846 --> 01:10:18,844 Thanks Kath... 1244 01:10:19,615 --> 01:10:22,933 Jody's not feeling too tired, so she'll be staying just a bit longer. 1245 01:10:23,581 --> 01:10:26,123 Oh... fine... Sorry, Simon. 1246 01:10:27,681 --> 01:10:28,705 Don... 1247 01:10:28,974 --> 01:10:30,117 You going now, Simon? 1248 01:10:39,808 --> 01:10:42,109 I must say that I didn't realise that university-educated people 1249 01:10:42,109 --> 01:10:44,727 could be so bloody uncouth! 1250 01:10:56,287 --> 01:10:57,877 The Prime Minister, Mr John Gorton... 1251 01:10:57,877 --> 01:11:01,207 ...has claimed to have been returned to office with a narrow majority... 1252 01:11:01,207 --> 01:11:02,573 ...in today's federal election. 1253 01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,725 Thanks for the hospitality, Don! 1254 01:11:04,725 --> 01:11:06,165 - You going? - Yeah. 1255 01:11:06,165 --> 01:11:08,971 - I'll drive you, eh? - I called a cab, thanks. 1256 01:11:08,971 --> 01:11:10,042 Are you going home? 1257 01:11:11,729 --> 01:11:13,488 What are you going to do about Evan? 1258 01:11:13,488 --> 01:11:16,303 I don't know... Quite a problem, really. 1259 01:11:16,961 --> 01:11:19,352 I think it's one of those unfortunate situations... 1260 01:11:19,352 --> 01:11:22,380 ...where one partner develops and the other one doesn't. 1261 01:11:23,217 --> 01:11:27,104 Now be a good girl, and take this, and catch a cab back to the hotel... 1262 01:11:27,104 --> 01:11:28,497 ...and I'll see you a little later. 1263 01:11:29,318 --> 01:11:30,386 I want to stay! 1264 01:11:30,386 --> 01:11:34,049 You want to stay? Why do you want to stay? 1265 01:11:34,396 --> 01:11:35,438 Why do YOU? 1266 01:11:39,491 --> 01:11:40,412 'Bye! 1267 01:11:40,412 --> 01:11:41,608 Hey... wait a minute! 1268 01:11:42,701 --> 01:11:44,666 Taxi's waiting... got to run! 1269 01:12:03,994 --> 01:12:07,337 You told me this was gonna be a MORAL party! 1270 01:12:10,701 --> 01:12:12,491 Something didn't quite gel. 1271 01:12:12,491 --> 01:12:14,866 And everybody talks permissive. 1272 01:12:16,041 --> 01:12:17,162 When it comes to the crunch... 1273 01:12:18,327 --> 01:12:20,413 You put your hand on a woman's bum... 1274 01:12:20,413 --> 01:12:21,766 You can get crippled. 1275 01:12:22,968 --> 01:12:23,879 Shut your neck! 1276 01:12:25,594 --> 01:12:28,144 Well, look at YOU... Itchin' to get into it! 1277 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:30,014 Too gutless to try! 1278 01:12:40,034 --> 01:12:43,016 They'll hold hands... 'n look into each other's eyes. 1279 01:12:44,103 --> 01:12:48,677 The whole of Western society stinks of hypocrisy! 1280 01:12:50,547 --> 01:12:54,229 You are so right! 1281 01:12:54,229 --> 01:12:55,700 You won't stop them now... 1282 01:12:55,700 --> 01:12:57,932 We're into the mutual admiration stage. 1283 01:12:57,932 --> 01:13:00,992 Yeah... 15 glasses! 1284 01:13:00,992 --> 01:13:03,301 - Suzy baby!... - No! 1285 01:13:04,895 --> 01:13:08,493 What do you think I am? I'm not a thing you can jump on, any time you feel the urge! 1286 01:13:08,493 --> 01:13:11,869 Come on baby... what is this... I bring you down here for a holiday... 1287 01:13:12,247 --> 01:13:14,805 Well, tough luck! You should 've gone for Kerry... 1288 01:13:14,805 --> 01:13:16,973 Coz as far as I'm concerned, you've wasted your money! 1289 01:13:16,973 --> 01:13:18,780 Listen here, Susan... You just better... 1290 01:13:19,322 --> 01:13:20,318 Piss off! 1291 01:13:24,129 --> 01:13:26,543 Why don't you lick each other's arses?! 1292 01:13:28,267 --> 01:13:29,969 Now, that is not very nice! 1293 01:13:31,087 --> 01:13:36,076 What is the most boring way that any society could regulate sex? 1294 01:13:36,076 --> 01:13:37,071 Marriage. 1295 01:13:39,381 --> 01:13:40,414 Marriage. 1296 01:13:40,414 --> 01:13:42,358 You know what's wrong with OUR marriage?! 1297 01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:47,043 - What? - The size of your thing! 1298 01:13:47,619 --> 01:13:48,713 What's wrong with it? 1299 01:13:49,053 --> 01:13:52,015 Nothing... He's just got an obsession about it. 1300 01:13:53,113 --> 01:13:54,361 Still?! 1301 01:13:55,321 --> 01:13:57,712 If it is just an obsession... 1302 01:13:58,410 --> 01:14:00,687 Then how come YOU can't have an orgasm?! 1303 01:14:01,469 --> 01:14:02,980 How can I have an orgasm... 1304 01:14:02,980 --> 01:14:06,202 ...when I'm worrying about YOU worrying about the size of your member?! 1305 01:14:06,202 --> 01:14:09,126 - Size isn't important! - It's NOT small! 1306 01:14:10,640 --> 01:14:12,655 I just THINK it is! 1307 01:14:38,581 --> 01:14:41,251 The real problem, with OUR marriage, is money. 1308 01:14:41,251 --> 01:14:41,999 Money?! 1309 01:14:42,633 --> 01:14:44,636 You earn TWICE what I do! 1310 01:14:47,909 --> 01:14:49,254 Why are you pointing at ME? 1311 01:14:49,254 --> 01:14:50,491 Extravagance! 1312 01:14:50,491 --> 01:14:52,165 Extravagance! 1313 01:14:52,165 --> 01:14:57,371 My son has a cashmere coat worth $60... He's worn it twice! 1314 01:14:57,783 --> 01:14:58,741 Twice! 1315 01:14:59,228 --> 01:15:00,011 It's none of my business... 1316 01:15:00,011 --> 01:15:03,458 But I WAS surprised when Don told me you'd spent over $400 1317 01:15:03,458 --> 01:15:05,696 on the kids' Christmas presents last year. 1318 01:15:05,696 --> 01:15:06,928 And who told Don?! 1319 01:15:06,928 --> 01:15:07,795 I did. 1320 01:15:07,795 --> 01:15:09,064 I did! 1321 01:15:09,064 --> 01:15:12,599 She uses those kids as a status symbol... Rip into the bitch! 1322 01:15:12,599 --> 01:15:15,747 And we weren't impressed to hear you'd thrown a fully-catered-for dinner party... 1323 01:15:15,747 --> 01:15:17,381 ...a week after we'd lent you the money. 1324 01:15:18,546 --> 01:15:20,915 30 dozen oysters and French champagne. 1325 01:15:23,407 --> 01:15:28,597 Well, at least when I throw a party, I don't feed my guests on chips and Twisties! 1326 01:15:33,247 --> 01:15:34,771 Couldn't stand te sight of them a minute longer! 1327 01:15:35,376 --> 01:15:37,349 At least we live within our means. 1328 01:15:39,175 --> 01:15:41,541 I don't mind lending money to people, if they really need it! 1329 01:15:43,281 --> 01:15:46,031 For God's sake, Mal... Write them a cheque! 1330 01:15:47,736 --> 01:15:48,676 Right... 1331 01:15:54,181 --> 01:15:55,843 Don't be so ridiculous... 1332 01:15:56,928 --> 01:15:57,800 I won't take it! 1333 01:15:59,129 --> 01:16:00,873 Don't be so ridiculous! 1334 01:16:00,873 --> 01:16:02,606 There's absolutely no need! 1335 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:10,724 Two dollars! 1336 01:16:10,724 --> 01:16:12,084 That's all there is in there. 1337 01:16:12,084 --> 01:16:14,522 Jenny just bought a swimming pool for the kids. 1338 01:16:58,586 --> 01:17:02,200 Why all this stupid jealousy and possessiveness... 1339 01:17:02,200 --> 01:17:04,587 I mean it should be the most natural thing in the world... 1340 01:17:04,587 --> 01:17:08,633 ...for me to say to you... "Don, why don't you have Jenny for the night?" 1341 01:17:10,473 --> 01:17:12,439 I don't think we could fit 3 in the bed. 1342 01:17:17,849 --> 01:17:19,191 What happened to YOU? 1343 01:17:20,630 --> 01:17:21,796 He fell asleep. 1344 01:17:25,439 --> 01:17:28,178 It should be the most natural thing in the world! 1345 01:17:28,178 --> 01:17:29,269 Of course it should. 1346 01:17:29,269 --> 01:17:31,153 Oh, it SHOULD, should it?! 1347 01:17:32,259 --> 01:17:33,622 Yes, it should! 1348 01:17:33,622 --> 01:17:36,450 It's funny how you never have the guts to champion wife-swapping... 1349 01:17:36,450 --> 01:17:38,003 ...until you've had a gutful of beer! 1350 01:17:38,689 --> 01:17:41,384 That's right!... Sorry, Don... 1351 01:17:42,194 --> 01:17:45,689 I'm afraid that's one of your natural failings... 1352 01:17:46,279 --> 01:17:48,282 ...a lack of moral courage! 1353 01:17:48,282 --> 01:17:49,606 Is that so? 1354 01:17:49,606 --> 01:17:52,211 Now don't take this as an insult, fella... 1355 01:17:53,575 --> 01:17:55,694 But you are a weak turd! 1356 01:17:55,694 --> 01:17:58,782 Now, 10 years ago... you'd written me off. 1357 01:17:58,782 --> 01:18:01,677 No... now come on... You'd written me off... 1358 01:18:02,903 --> 01:18:04,707 Thrown out of academia... 1359 01:18:04,707 --> 01:18:07,922 ...just because it wouldn't take a stupid PhD... 1360 01:18:09,816 --> 01:18:11,512 Now, let's not be modest... 1361 01:18:11,512 --> 01:18:13,246 Let's not be modest! 1362 01:18:13,246 --> 01:18:15,419 Let's NOT be modest! 1363 01:18:15,419 --> 01:18:17,343 But I dug in my toes! 1364 01:18:17,343 --> 01:18:19,357 And I fought back! 1365 01:18:19,357 --> 01:18:23,001 Because there's iron in my soul! 1366 01:18:23,001 --> 01:18:24,445 Now, just a minute!... 1367 01:18:25,139 --> 01:18:27,455 The day you were booted out of the uni... 1368 01:18:27,455 --> 01:18:29,651 I said "Mark my words"... 1369 01:18:29,651 --> 01:18:33,561 "That man is down, but he's not out." 1370 01:18:33,561 --> 01:18:36,224 If anybody's going to make a million, HE will! 1371 01:18:36,224 --> 01:18:39,426 I remember that... and I was flattered. 1372 01:18:39,426 --> 01:18:41,805 It wasn't meant as flattery. 1373 01:18:42,981 --> 01:18:46,925 It was in recognition of your talents for obsequiousness and bullshit! 1374 01:18:47,878 --> 01:18:51,755 I know how it was meant... and I still took it as a compliment. 1375 01:19:01,087 --> 01:19:02,670 Those were great days, weren't they? 1376 01:19:02,670 --> 01:19:04,246 They were bloody great days. 1377 01:19:04,834 --> 01:19:06,008 Bloody great days. 1378 01:19:12,038 --> 01:19:12,836 Mal... 1379 01:19:14,260 --> 01:19:16,807 I'd like you to have Kath for the night. 1380 01:19:25,685 --> 01:19:26,841 Don... 1381 01:19:27,889 --> 01:19:32,383 I would like you to have Jenny for the night. 1382 01:19:44,201 --> 01:19:44,841 Kath... 1383 01:19:49,757 --> 01:19:51,955 I didn't MEAN it, you stupid prick! 1384 01:19:54,619 --> 01:19:58,107 They were great days, weren't they? Great days! 1385 01:19:58,107 --> 01:20:01,340 Oh, yes... they were great days! 1386 01:20:01,340 --> 01:20:03,887 Great bloody days! 1387 01:20:04,555 --> 01:20:06,963 That's why I had to put YOU on an invalid's diet! 1388 01:20:07,411 --> 01:20:10,403 But you couldn't cope with your job, or anything else for that matter. 1389 01:20:10,403 --> 01:20:11,951 You had ulcers at 24! 1390 01:20:12,721 --> 01:20:14,101 Had to wash all your clothes... 1391 01:20:14,101 --> 01:20:15,178 Cook all your meals... 1392 01:20:15,799 --> 01:20:18,036 Because your little mummy hadn't told you... 1393 01:20:18,036 --> 01:20:20,617 The world is a fucking big place! 1394 01:20:20,617 --> 01:20:23,743 And nobody gives a stuff about little Donny Henderson! 1395 01:20:23,743 --> 01:20:28,340 Boy wonder! Adolescent genius... and you're a full-grown bomb-out! 1396 01:20:28,340 --> 01:20:33,712 Family man, schoolteacher, gardener, tree-surgeon, handyman, good provider... 1397 01:20:33,712 --> 01:20:35,842 I had to creep around our flat for years... 1398 01:20:35,842 --> 01:20:40,814 I had to creep around, while Donny Genius here tapped out his earth-shattering novel! 1399 01:20:40,814 --> 01:20:43,229 Which was to place him, and I quote... 1400 01:20:43,229 --> 01:20:46,082 "among the all-time fucking greats"! 1401 01:20:46,082 --> 01:20:47,157 I've never said that! 1402 01:20:47,717 --> 01:20:51,003 - That's a lie... I've never said that! - I had to wait 7 years... 1403 01:20:51,003 --> 01:20:54,945 7 years before I was ALLOWED to have a child! 1404 01:20:55,705 --> 01:20:57,379 Jesus Christ! 1405 01:20:57,379 --> 01:21:01,976 I wasn't ALLOWED to do pottery until last year, because you considered it so mundane! 1406 01:21:03,271 --> 01:21:06,032 You make me sick, Henderson! 1407 01:21:06,032 --> 01:21:08,499 You really shit me! 1408 01:21:11,244 --> 01:21:12,833 I'm going to bed. 1409 01:21:13,733 --> 01:21:15,716 Kath... I'd like to apologise... 1410 01:21:16,189 --> 01:21:18,153 You shit me even more! 1411 01:21:18,153 --> 01:21:19,378 Why? What have I done? 1412 01:21:19,378 --> 01:21:22,614 You don't have to DO anything, Sutherland... You're just a born shit! 1413 01:21:22,614 --> 01:21:24,084 You leave him alone! 1414 01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:27,105 YOU shit me, too! 1415 01:21:27,105 --> 01:21:29,176 The feeling is mutual! 1416 01:21:29,440 --> 01:21:31,871 And make sure we get the rest of the money by the end of the week. 1417 01:21:32,143 --> 01:21:35,505 Your idiot of a husband earns twice as much as mine does! 1418 01:21:35,505 --> 01:21:37,877 That just shows you what an idiot your husband is! 1419 01:21:38,992 --> 01:21:39,769 I'm going to bed. 1420 01:21:39,769 --> 01:21:41,921 So you keep saying! 1421 01:21:41,921 --> 01:21:43,243 Listen... 1422 01:21:44,412 --> 01:21:48,142 We mustn't let this little argument upset OUR relationship. 1423 01:21:48,794 --> 01:21:50,990 If YOU think that marriage is so bloody boring... 1424 01:21:50,990 --> 01:21:53,462 ...you can get out, and you can take your kid with you! 1425 01:21:54,683 --> 01:21:55,618 It's not MY kid! 1426 01:21:56,586 --> 01:21:58,192 I think she might 've been talking to ME! 1427 01:22:13,049 --> 01:22:14,260 Jesus! 1428 01:22:26,610 --> 01:22:27,851 Where are they?! 1429 01:22:28,988 --> 01:22:29,901 Who? 1430 01:22:34,553 --> 01:22:35,338 Cooley... 1431 01:22:46,326 --> 01:22:47,921 We didn't do anything, Simon... 1432 01:22:48,339 --> 01:22:49,804 Simon! We didn't do anything! 1433 01:23:10,818 --> 01:23:13,781 She's not here, you mad bastard! 1434 01:23:16,006 --> 01:23:17,615 I could kill you! 1435 01:23:28,129 --> 01:23:29,257 Stop it! 1436 01:23:41,367 --> 01:23:42,839 Just go home, the lot of you! 1437 01:23:43,446 --> 01:23:44,786 Go home! 1438 01:24:28,081 --> 01:24:28,984 Don... 1439 01:24:30,659 --> 01:24:31,962 Come to bed! 1440 01:25:24,019 --> 01:25:26,282 Subtitles by FatPlank for KG. 112023

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