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SAMMY: Previously onBroke...
My family used to be
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just me and my mom. [doorbell rings]
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Until one day
the doorbell rang.
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It was my mom's sister
Aunt Lizzie...
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Hi there!Jackie, it is us!
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...her husband Tío Javi,
and Luis.
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Who is Luis, you ask?
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Luis is my assistant,
my driver,
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but more importantly,
my friend.
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SAMMY:
Tío Javi messed up
and lost all his money,
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so he and Aunt Lizzie
had to move in with us,
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which is great because now the house is loud and busy and fun,
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and I hope it stays that way.
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[Elizabeth and Javier sigh]
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I haven't been this hot
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since we accidentally
summered in Abu Dhabi.
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It is a little
warm in here.
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[sighs]
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Jackie!
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Can we please turn on
the air conditioning?
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It is on. It just doesn't work
when it's hot outside.
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Have you thought about
getting it fixed?
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No, Javi.
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I have never considered that.
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But thank you
for such a wonderful idea.
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Well, happy to help.
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I believe she was
being sarcastic.
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Ah. Well, it is a testament
to your strong will
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that you won't let
the heat dampen
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your sharp sense of humor.
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Look, I would love to get the AC
fixed, but it's expensive.
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Unless you guys have money
just lying around.
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You know damn well
that we lost all of our money
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and have to live
in this godforsaken hellhole,
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you...
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It appears the heat
has made me irritable.
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Lizzie, don't you remember
what Dad used to say?
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"When you come
to visit me in prison,
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bring Kit Kats
and shower shoes"?
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Also, "There is no problem
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that a little Dixon ingenuity
and duct tape can't fix."
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Sammy?
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Ladies and gentlemen,
Sammy and I
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have rigged a fan,
a bucket of ice
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and a chute that
blows cold air.
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Introducing...The Chair Conditioner.
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[sighing]
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This is the happiest I've
ever felt in my entire life.
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What about our wedding day?
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Oh, you're right.
This is better.
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No!
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All right,
Lizzie, give it.No.
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Well, you're being selfish.Yeah, well,
being selfish is my brand.
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You're hogging it.No, I don't care.
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Back off!
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Great. They broke it.
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Yes. It appears the
chute has hit the fan.
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♪
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Oh, that's the stuff.
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Oh, yeah, that is icy.
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Brrr.[shudders]
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What are you guys doing?Trying to put
mind over matter,
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so we're scrolling
through pictures
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of cold things.Yeah.
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[gasps] Oh, look. Amir and
Sandra just posted a picture.
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They're in town
while one of their castles
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is getting renovated.
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I put them in touch with
a great moat guy. Yeah.
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We haven't seen them
since Monte Carlo.Yeah.
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Oh, those were the days.
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Oh, yes.Champagne.
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Caviar, lobsters,
oyster, urchin.Oh.
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Oh, crab. Don't
forget the crab.[sighs]
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May I
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remind you,
that night at the casino,
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you lent the two of them
quite a bit of money.
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Oh, did we?
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Wait, how much do these
two turkeys owe you?
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No, only Amir's
from Turkey.
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Sandra is from Boston.
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It would be indiscreet of me
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to say the exact
amount out loud.
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So I will whisper it.
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[whispers indistinctly]
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They owe you that much?
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Okay, you two need
to get off your asses
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and go get that money back.
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Yes. Yes, we will
just ask them.
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[laughing]:
Using words.
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That we say with our mouth.
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ELIZABETH:
Jackie,
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talking about money
is like paying income tax.
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It's not something
rich people do. [laughs]Yeah.
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Well, I have great news for you.
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You're not rich anymore.
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Well, that's not
great new... Ah.
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I'm adjusting to
your quick wit.
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Look, I haven't gotten a raise
in who knows how long,
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and everything around here
needs to be fixed,
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so go get your money back.
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Oh, no, we can't. None
of our friends know
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that we are
financially, uh...
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What's the phrase
our bankers used?
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In the crapper.
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And we need to
keep it that way.
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How do people not know
you're broke?
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[chuckles]:
Well, we told our friends
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that we were jet-setting
around the world,
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and now Sammy has been
helping us keep up appearances
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by handling
our online presence
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and photoshopping
our Instagram.
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It's been fun. Take a look.
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Oh, look. There we are
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in Paris.
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Ooh, there we are skiing.JAVIER:
Mm-hmm.
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ELIZABETH:
Oh, and there we are on safari.
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What happened to you, Lizzie?
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Where's the fourth grader
that slapped Joey Aurora
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because he borrowed lunch money
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and didn't pay it back
with interest?
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Okay, I'm not
Loan Shark Lizzie anymore.
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I'm more sophisticated.
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Oh, please.
You act all high and mighty,
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like you're totally ashamed
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to be from Reseda.ELIZABETH:
Hey.
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I'm ashamed the
appropriate amount.
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You know what
your problem is?
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She's a loud chewer.She's a loud chewer.
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You refuse to
change in any way.
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You're way tooReseda.
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Maybe I'm like this
'cause I am the only person
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even trying to keep
this house afloat.
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Well, you don't have
to be so harsh.
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Your first instinct is to
just yell and lob insults.
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Yeah, well,
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your fancy accent
is really inconsistent!
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And she's wrong.
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I'm not harsh.
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You do answer every phone call,
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"Somebody better be dead."
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Who calls anybody anymore?
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Oh, my love, I hate
seeing you like this.
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What if we approach this
a different way?
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What do you have in mind?
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What if we don't ask
Amir and Sandra directly?
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What if we dance
around the topic?
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JACKIE:
No.
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Just tell them
you want your money back.
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No, Javi's plan is good.
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Dancing around things
is how wealthy people
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discuss all
uncomfortable topics.
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The key is to
be indirect.
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JAVIER:
So, for instance,
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if a friend had plastic surgery,
we would never just ask them.
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Right. We would say something
like, "Your face looks amazing.
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Have you been
working out?"
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So you're saying
that rich people
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are afraid of having
real conversations.
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Now you're getting it.
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So, what's the plan?Well,
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we dance.
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We recreate
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the night at the casino, but
this time we're the ones
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without any cash.
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[Elizabeth grunts]So, we go
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to the hotel, and we
"accidentally" run
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into Amir and Sandra.[exhales]
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Then we dance around
the uncomfortable topic, which,
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in this case,
happens to be money.
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We jog their memory, and they
get the idea to repay us
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without finding out that we
have lost all of our money.
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It's a stupid plan
and it'll never work.
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It got you to replace
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your hideous green bathrobe.
[chuckles]
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What? That was totally my idea.
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Was it?
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Everything on this menu
is so expensive.
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I know. I feel like I can
finally breathe again.
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Oh, what are you doing?
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We can't afford
another round.Oh, shoot.
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I just haven't had
a good martini in so long,
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and poor, little Sammy,
bless his heart,
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can't seem
to make them right.
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Heavy hand
with the vermouth.
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Hmm.
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It's Amir and Sandra.
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[laughing]
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Not them. False alarm.
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Javi,
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maybe we should just swallow our
pride and tell them the truth.
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Sweetheart, I don't
want anyone to know
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that we have lost our money.
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It will be so
embarrassing to me.
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But isn't this whole
dance thing embarrassing?
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I mean, we self-parked.
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It's for a little bit.
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I mean, feel the AC in here.
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We could have that at home.
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[both sigh]
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You're right.
We need this money.
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Yeah.Let's dance.
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Just remember, the
most important thing
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is to act completely natural.
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Otherwise, they might
get suspicious when...
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[giggles]
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Amir, Sandra!
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Small world.What are you two doing here?
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Ah, the conference.The gala.
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The gala.The conference.
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It's a conference
about galas.
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Oh.It's called Gala-Con.
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You've heard of it.
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Ah. Is there anything sweeter
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than an unexpected night off?
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I wouldn't know
because I am working my ass off.
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Speaking of...
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DEREK:
Hey.
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The soda gun is broken,
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half the tables are wobbly,
and the toilet's clogged.
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I am not going
in the men's bathroom, Derek.
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It's the women's bathroom,
Jackie.
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Welcome to 2020.
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Chicks can blow up
a toilet, too.
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Why don't you hire a plumber
to fix that
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and let me do my actual job?
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Because that would cost money,
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and you already dress
like a plumber.
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Derek sucks.
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But he is the manager,
and his mom owns the bar.
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She's made it very clear
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that he's in charge
even if he's a moron.
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Those were her words, not mine.
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They would be mine as well.
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I'm so sick
of being taken advantage of.
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It's like, I do all the work.
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I haven't gotten
a raise in... forever.
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That is not right.
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With inflation
and cost of living increases...
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You got to stay liquid.
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That's the only
financial term I know.
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Plus, now you
have extra people
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living in your house.
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I think maybe it is time
you follow your own advice.
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Be direct
and ask Derek for a raise.
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I don't know.
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That could backfire.
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And also, Lizzie's
kind of gotten in my head.
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Maybe I am a little harsh.
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You're not harsh.
You're a passionate woman
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with a large capacity
for insults.
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But it's important
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to know that you are valued.
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You're right.
Maybe I could try
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Javi and Lizzie's
dumb little dance thing.
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00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:07,128
Are you sure?
It's not exactly your style.No, no, no.
256
00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:10,827
I bet I could trick
that sniveling little butt wipe
257
00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:14,091
into thinking giving me a raise
is something he farted out.
258
00:10:14,135 --> 00:10:16,746
Maybe don't use any
of those words.
259
00:10:17,747 --> 00:10:20,184
It's so nice to see you guys.
260
00:10:20,228 --> 00:10:22,665
It's been way too long.
261
00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,493
When was the last time
we saw each other?
262
00:10:24,536 --> 00:10:26,669
Hmm, not sure.Hmm.
263
00:10:26,713 --> 00:10:28,236
Well, if I were
to guess, I would say
264
00:10:28,279 --> 00:10:32,066
Monte Carlo,
November 11, 2018... ish.
265
00:10:32,109 --> 00:10:33,676
Oh, look.
266
00:10:33,720 --> 00:10:36,244
A picture of that night
just came up on my phone.
267
00:10:36,287 --> 00:10:38,115
I'll say it.
268
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:39,334
We might look great there,
269
00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:41,118
but we all look
way better now.
270
00:10:41,162 --> 00:10:42,859
Especially Elizabeth.
271
00:10:42,903 --> 00:10:44,905
Your face looks amazing.
272
00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:47,255
Have you been
working out?
273
00:10:48,386 --> 00:10:50,780
I haven't worked out
a day in my life.
274
00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,608
JAVIER:
I believe we went
275
00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:55,002
to a casino
that night, and...
276
00:10:55,045 --> 00:10:58,005
Oh, my God!
[gasps]
King crab!
277
00:10:58,048 --> 00:11:00,181
I hope you don't mind.
We took the liberty
278
00:11:00,224 --> 00:11:01,486
of ordering a seafood tower.
279
00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,358
Mmm.
280
00:11:04,838 --> 00:11:07,623
Excuse us. We, uh, we've
been on a crab cleanse
281
00:11:07,667 --> 00:11:09,451
the past few months.
282
00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:12,323
That must have been hard
to stick to in Tokyo.
283
00:11:14,108 --> 00:11:16,806
Well, you guys posted that great
pic of your trip on Instagram.
284
00:11:16,850 --> 00:11:18,982
Tokyo.Mm.
285
00:11:19,026 --> 00:11:20,505
Yes, of course.
286
00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:22,333
We've been
287
00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:24,684
to so many places lately,
it's just hard to keep track.
288
00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:26,860
Oh, I know what you mean.
We travel so much,
289
00:11:26,903 --> 00:11:29,079
sometimes it's hard to know
where we are.
290
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,602
[fake chuckling]SANDRA:
Oh, I'm sure
291
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,082
Elizabeth knows
where we are.
292
00:11:32,126 --> 00:11:35,129
Didn't you grow up
around here?
Beverly Hills?
293
00:11:35,172 --> 00:11:36,521
More or less.
294
00:11:36,565 --> 00:11:38,262
Reseda.
295
00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,876
Some say it's the Beverly Hills
of the deep west Valley.
296
00:11:42,919 --> 00:11:44,529
We can't even tell.
297
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,096
AMIR:
And kudos to you
298
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,707
for not letting
your upbringing drag you down.
299
00:11:47,750 --> 00:11:49,752
SANDRA:
I think that calls
300
00:11:49,796 --> 00:11:51,275
for more champagne.Agreed.
301
00:11:51,319 --> 00:11:53,538
And don't worry, Javi,
we've learned our lesson.
302
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,889
We won't fight you for the bill.
303
00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,152
Oh, no, you
can fight me a little.
304
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,980
[both laugh]
305
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,113
Monte Carlo, you say?
306
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:06,247
[chuckles]: Yes, that
was a wild night, huh?
307
00:12:06,290 --> 00:12:09,424
I vaguely remember
somebody...
308
00:12:09,467 --> 00:12:11,295
giving somebody
something.
309
00:12:11,339 --> 00:12:12,732
I remember.
310
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,169
You guys gave us...
311
00:12:16,344 --> 00:12:18,302
...the best recommendation
for caviar.
312
00:12:18,346 --> 00:12:20,609
You know, let me see
if they have it.
313
00:12:20,652 --> 00:12:22,437
Shall I get us two orders?
314
00:12:22,480 --> 00:12:24,395
Only if you're paying.
[chuckles]
315
00:12:24,439 --> 00:12:26,658
Javi, you're
such a jokester.
316
00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,965
[fake chuckling]
317
00:12:29,009 --> 00:12:32,447
I'm definitely joking.
318
00:12:37,017 --> 00:12:38,714
Oh, hey, Derek.
319
00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,194
Whatever it is, make it quick,
320
00:12:40,237 --> 00:12:43,501
because I accidentally ate
the food we serve here.
321
00:12:43,545 --> 00:12:45,852
I just...
322
00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,942
wanted you to know
that I see how hard you work.
323
00:12:48,985 --> 00:12:51,422
And it's kind of...
324
00:12:51,466 --> 00:12:53,598
it's just...[whispers]:
Inspiring.
325
00:12:53,642 --> 00:12:55,731
inspiring.
326
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,080
What's your angle?
327
00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:59,082
No angle. I
just appreciate
328
00:12:59,126 --> 00:13:01,824
how hard you work
running this place.
329
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:02,956
You know, I do work hard,
330
00:13:02,999 --> 00:13:04,609
and sometimes
it's tough to tell,
331
00:13:04,653 --> 00:13:07,438
because the cologne I use
smells like weed.
332
00:13:09,353 --> 00:13:11,747
But... I just think
333
00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:15,490
it's important that people
like us are rewarded
334
00:13:15,533 --> 00:13:19,450
and recognized for the
hard work that we do.
335
00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,411
You know what?
You just gave me a great idea.
336
00:13:24,586 --> 00:13:27,067
I'm gonna fire a busboy
and give myself a raise.
337
00:13:27,110 --> 00:13:28,633
Hey, Donnie?
338
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:31,071
Can I talk to you
for a second, bud?
339
00:13:32,594 --> 00:13:35,118
Much like your dancing at Javier
and Elizabeth's wedding,
340
00:13:35,162 --> 00:13:37,991
that had a lot
of unexpected turns.
341
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,210
That just totally backfired.
342
00:13:40,254 --> 00:13:41,908
Just ask him
for a raise.
343
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,867
It's not like you to
avoid confrontation.
344
00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:46,434
I once saw you drive
three exits out of your way
345
00:13:46,477 --> 00:13:49,089
to give the finger
to someone who cut you off.
346
00:13:49,132 --> 00:13:51,004
Yeah, but...
347
00:13:51,047 --> 00:13:52,614
this is different.
348
00:13:52,657 --> 00:13:55,095
Because Derek is not an old nun?
349
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,881
No.
350
00:13:58,925 --> 00:14:00,622
It's just that I need this job.
351
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:03,843
And if I get in a fight with
Derek, then I could lose it.
352
00:14:04,974 --> 00:14:07,020
You know, there is
a way to be direct
353
00:14:07,063 --> 00:14:08,456
and not lose your cool.
354
00:14:08,499 --> 00:14:11,024
With Derek?
I don't think so.
355
00:14:12,068 --> 00:14:13,200
Jackie,
356
00:14:13,243 --> 00:14:15,506
let me tell you a story.
357
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:18,161
It's about a young boy
358
00:14:18,205 --> 00:14:20,511
who grew up with dreams of
becoming a famous actor.
359
00:14:20,555 --> 00:14:22,426
Day after day, he
practiced his craft,
360
00:14:22,470 --> 00:14:24,124
but he never put
himself out there,
361
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,039
because he was
scared of failing.
362
00:14:26,082 --> 00:14:27,649
What happened to him?
363
00:14:27,692 --> 00:14:29,477
He ended up as the
personal assistant
364
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,479
to a very wealthy man.
365
00:14:31,522 --> 00:14:33,785
And he's miserable.
366
00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,311
Luis, it's not too late.
367
00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,749
If you want to be an actor,
go follow your dream.
368
00:14:40,792 --> 00:14:44,100
What? No, I'm talking
about my brother Pascual.
369
00:14:45,319 --> 00:14:47,538
He's the assistant
to a real jerk.
370
00:14:47,582 --> 00:14:48,800
I love my life.
371
00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:51,455
It is literally the best.
372
00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,980
This isn't working.I know.
373
00:14:54,023 --> 00:14:55,590
I think we should just
take Jackie's advice
374
00:14:55,633 --> 00:14:57,157
and ask them for the money.
375
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,506
Right, but can we do it
without letting them know
376
00:14:58,549 --> 00:14:59,768
that we have lost
all of our money?
377
00:14:59,811 --> 00:15:01,204
We can try.
378
00:15:01,248 --> 00:15:03,293
Okay. Which one
of us will ask?
379
00:15:06,644 --> 00:15:08,690
Yeah!
380
00:15:08,733 --> 00:15:10,735
I'm sorry, honey.
Good game, good game.
381
00:15:11,736 --> 00:15:13,216
Sandy and I
were thinking
382
00:15:13,260 --> 00:15:15,436
maybe we'd have dessert
in the Presidential Suite.
383
00:15:15,479 --> 00:15:18,047
The chocolate tart is
the best in the city.
384
00:15:18,091 --> 00:15:21,398
Before we do, we wanted
to ask you something.
385
00:15:21,442 --> 00:15:23,096
The last time
we saw you,
386
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,402
you two were a bit
light on cash
387
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,665
and we lent you
some money.
388
00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:31,321
And, what, you're
asking for it back?
389
00:15:33,106 --> 00:15:35,238
We are.
390
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,501
[scoffs]
That's kind of crass.
391
00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:40,504
I guess she hasn't
completely left Reseda behind.
392
00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:43,725
[chuckles]:
You're talking as if
you're broke or something.
393
00:15:43,768 --> 00:15:45,379
That's because we are.
394
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:46,815
I can't believe
we've been dancing
395
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,208
around you owing us money
all night,
396
00:15:48,251 --> 00:15:50,253
because I was so afraid
of what you might think
397
00:15:50,297 --> 00:15:52,038
if you found out
that we are broke.
398
00:15:52,081 --> 00:15:53,996
And my wife
has stuck by my side
399
00:15:54,040 --> 00:15:55,215
through all of this,
400
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:57,173
because she's the most
amazing person I know.
401
00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,001
And, yes, she's from Reseda,
402
00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,829
and she's damn proud of it.
403
00:16:00,872 --> 00:16:01,830
Well...
404
00:16:01,873 --> 00:16:04,137
Okay, mostly okay with it.
405
00:16:06,182 --> 00:16:07,618
And because I have her...
406
00:16:07,662 --> 00:16:10,012
I'm the richest person
in the world.
407
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,580
So you can take
your judgment...
408
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:14,103
y te lo puedes meter por las nalgas
409
00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:16,584
hasta que lo escupas y te lo vuelvas a meter
410
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:19,021
por las nalgas. ¿Cómo la vez, Amir?
411
00:16:20,544 --> 00:16:22,851
And in case you don't
speak Spanish, that means:
412
00:16:22,894 --> 00:16:25,941
Give us our
freakin' money now!
413
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:29,075
You can't expect me to have
that kind of cash on me.
414
00:16:29,118 --> 00:16:30,772
Hey, hey, what are you
looking at her for, huh?
415
00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,122
Eyes up here. She
can't help you now.
416
00:16:33,166 --> 00:16:35,429
I just have my
walking-around money.
417
00:16:35,472 --> 00:16:38,606
Well, walk it over here.
418
00:16:38,649 --> 00:16:40,042
Fine, take it.
419
00:16:40,086 --> 00:16:41,087
Come on, Sandra.
420
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,220
By the way,
your moat guy sucks.
421
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:49,356
You were amazing!
422
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,271
Oh, yes.
Oh, Javi, I'm sorry
423
00:16:51,314 --> 00:16:53,142
that everyone's gonna
know we're broke.
424
00:16:53,186 --> 00:16:55,797
Well, it was bound
to come out sooner or later.
425
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,800
It feels so good
to no longer be living a lie.
426
00:16:58,843 --> 00:17:00,019
Ay, ay, ay.
427
00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:01,281
I got this.
428
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:02,456
Oh, garçon?
429
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,067
Bonsoir.
430
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,808
Uh, we'd like to put
this on our room.
431
00:17:06,851 --> 00:17:08,679
We're staying in the
Presidential Suite.
432
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,554
Little something I learned
from growing up in Reseda.
433
00:17:15,382 --> 00:17:16,992
Hey, Derek.What do you need?
434
00:17:17,036 --> 00:17:18,994
I got my hands full.
I mean...
435
00:17:19,038 --> 00:17:21,257
I am very busy.
436
00:17:21,301 --> 00:17:23,085
I just need a moment
of your time.
437
00:17:23,129 --> 00:17:24,130
Okay.
438
00:17:24,173 --> 00:17:25,914
One moment. Go.
439
00:17:25,957 --> 00:17:28,917
As you know,
I've been here a long time.
440
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:33,095
I work super hard,
and I'm feeling undervalued.
441
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,184
Wait. Are you asking
for a raise?
442
00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:37,099
I am.
443
00:17:37,143 --> 00:17:40,407
I'm sorry, but things are
really tight here right now.
444
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,279
I just had to let a busboy go.
445
00:17:43,323 --> 00:17:47,631
Come on. This place would
literally fall apart without me.
446
00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,633
I would love
to help you out, but...
447
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:51,940
your moment's over.
448
00:17:51,983 --> 00:17:53,724
You know I deserve a raise.
449
00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:55,204
I don't know anything.
450
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:56,292
Damn right you don't.
451
00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,120
Now pay me
what I'm worth.
452
00:17:58,164 --> 00:17:59,121
Or what?
453
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,470
You gonna quit?
454
00:18:03,125 --> 00:18:05,171
Yeah.
455
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:08,087
Yeah. If you
don't give me a raise
456
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:10,089
before I walk out that door,
457
00:18:10,132 --> 00:18:12,134
that's exactly
what I'm gonna do.
458
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,831
Are you sure about that?
459
00:18:13,875 --> 00:18:18,097
I've never been more sure about
anything in my entire life.
460
00:18:25,016 --> 00:18:26,322
I mean it.
461
00:18:26,366 --> 00:18:27,802
[sniffs]
462
00:18:32,894 --> 00:18:35,114
You're never gonna see me again.
463
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,859
Did you say
something?
464
00:18:41,903 --> 00:18:43,339
I did not.
465
00:18:43,383 --> 00:18:45,124
♪
466
00:18:49,867 --> 00:18:51,826
I feel terrible.
I shouldn't have
pushed you.
467
00:18:51,869 --> 00:18:54,698
It's all my fault.No. It isn't.
468
00:18:54,742 --> 00:18:58,441
And I was able to walk out
of there with my head held high.
469
00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:01,662
You did cry an awful lot
on the car ride home.
470
00:19:01,705 --> 00:19:04,317
With my head held high.
471
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,536
And I'm really
proud of you guys.
472
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,799
I know how hard it was
for you to ask for money.
473
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:11,889
I know you said you were
on your own here,
474
00:19:11,933 --> 00:19:13,674
but you're not.
475
00:19:13,717 --> 00:19:16,633
Thanks, Lizzie.
476
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,158
Oh, it's too hot for that.Ugh. Like hugging
a damp rag.
477
00:19:19,201 --> 00:19:20,376
Yeah.
478
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:22,204
[doorbell rings]
479
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:28,689
What are you doing here?
480
00:19:31,518 --> 00:19:32,954
Mitzi.
481
00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:34,173
My turd of a son...
482
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,957
Not cool, Mom.
483
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,089
Let me finish, honey.
484
00:19:38,133 --> 00:19:41,397
My turd of a son has something
he wants to say to you.
485
00:19:43,007 --> 00:19:44,879
You are
incredibly important to us,
486
00:19:44,922 --> 00:19:47,795
and we want you to feel valued,
so we'd like to offer you
487
00:19:47,838 --> 00:19:49,057
a five percent--
a ten percent--
488
00:19:49,100 --> 00:19:51,755
a seven percent raise.
489
00:19:53,540 --> 00:19:56,978
And that came from the heart,
so what do you say?
490
00:19:57,021 --> 00:19:59,850
I guess I could deal with that.
491
00:19:59,894 --> 00:20:02,070
Good. Now, come on,
Derek, we're going home.
492
00:20:02,113 --> 00:20:04,203
You said we could stop
at Jamba Juice.
493
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,944
That was just to
get you in the car.
494
00:20:08,903 --> 00:20:10,121
Yeah!
495
00:20:10,165 --> 00:20:12,385
Congratulations!That was fantastic!
496
00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:15,301
I was right to push you.
The raise is all because of me.
497
00:20:16,345 --> 00:20:17,825
Excuse me.
498
00:20:17,868 --> 00:20:20,958
The heat has made me say
what I'm actually thinking.
499
00:20:21,002 --> 00:20:22,786
Come, Jackie.
Sit down and cool off.
500
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:24,788
I thought the AC guy
wasn't coming till tomorrow.
501
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:27,313
Well, after the thrill of
what happened last night,
502
00:20:27,356 --> 00:20:29,445
we couldn't sleep,
so we made...
503
00:20:29,489 --> 00:20:33,928
Love like two sea otters
in perfect harmony.
504
00:20:33,971 --> 00:20:35,756
Gross.
505
00:20:35,799 --> 00:20:38,019
And... we made this.
506
00:20:38,062 --> 00:20:39,977
Sammy, is it ready?
507
00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,852
SAMMY:
Introducing
508
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,507
The Chair Conditioner:
Family Edition!
509
00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,030
Ah.
510
00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,075
Oh.
511
00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,298
This is the best
day of my life.
512
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,909
What about the day
I was born?
513
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You're right, this is better.
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