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[Tires Screeching]
[Horn Honking]
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[Keyboard Clacking]
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Mr. Williamson.
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Where is he?
He's not in.
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He's in there, isn't he?
No, really...
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I don't believe you, ma'am.
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You can't go in there!
Mr. Williamson!
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It's incredible, isn't it?
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Mm, yeah. ' Williamson City."
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That's very... impressive.
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Does it make you feel proud?
[Chuckles]
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Haah! Haah!
Mr. Williamson!
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Mr. Williamson.
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I said, ' Where is he?"
At the construction site.
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Huh.
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[Heavy Machinery Clanking]
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Where's Markham?
[Man]He's up there.
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- Markham up there?
- Who?
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Markham.! Markham.!
He's not up here.
I think he's over on the bridge.
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Hey, Mr. Markham! Mr. Markham!
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I saw him five minutes ago
when he came in.
What are you yelling about?
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Why do people have to scream?
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Thank you, thank you.
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Boy, that guy's sure in a hurry.
Yes, he is.
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You wanted to talk
about the dedication later,
Mr. Markham?
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No, Carl, I want to
talk about it right now.
What time is it scheduled to start?
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9:00 in the morning, sir.
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And you've got the seats facing east?
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East? Oh, is that east?
Oh, yeah, that's east.
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Now, we don't want the people
looking into the sun, do we, Carl?
No, sir.
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I'll rearrange the seats,
Mr. Markham.
Thank you, Carl.
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Beau! What a pleasant surprise!
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Didrt know you were here.
What?
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Wherd you get back?
Just in time, it looks like!
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- What's the matter?
- Williamson City, that's what's the matter!
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- Ah, you spoke to your wife?
- No, I didn't speak to my wife.
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I just got back from eight weeks
in Europe, and I find she's off
at some phony health farm.
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Well, maybe I better explain in detail.
You don't have to explain anything.
Do you know what else I found?
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A bunch of letters between
you and her and about
a mile-high stack of blueprints!
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Well, it's the most
revolutionary concept I ever had.
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Boy, you know, Jennifer and I
assumed you'd be delighted.
Delighted?
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Let me tell ya, nobody throws a lasso
around my money without my consent,
and that includes my wife,
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and you had better believe it!
Well, you were in Europe.
There's no way to get in touch with you.
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You could've waited!
We were positive you'd agree!
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Agree? Heh! Forget it, boy!
The joyride is over!
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Well, but the machinery's
already been set in motion.
Well, then you unset it!
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And I'll tell ya somethir else.
Don't ever speak to my wife
or me again.
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She's too young to recognize
a con man when she sees one.
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And I suggest you consider what
you're saying. You're not talking
to one of your underlings now.
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Oh, listen, I know exactly
who I'm talking to.
Beau, Beau. Listen, listen.
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This project can give you immortality.
As long as that city stands,
your name will be remembered.
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Name?
I'm gonna tell you somethir,
Jackson boy.
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My wallet is a lot more
important to me than my name.
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You really are a philistine,
aren't you?
What?
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All you care about is money.
You wouldn't recognize art
if you fell over it.
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We have a chance to do
something extraordinary here,
and you're trying to ruin it.
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That's right, right, right!
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And if you're on some kind
of an ego trip, you find
somebody else to pay for it.
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Beau, I have a thought.
Would you commission me
to design your burial vault?
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Hm! That'd be about your speed, yeah.
You really would like to see me dead,
wouldn't ya?
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Well, I'll tell you somethir.
It wouldn't count for much.
Well, maybe your wife will have other ideas.
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No, no. Don't mean a thing.
Because, you see, when I die,
all of my money goes into trust.
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Oh, Jennifer'll get her share every year.
You can count on that.
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But there won't be any cash
to build cities with.
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Oh, and if you're thinkir
of any uglies,
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forget it.
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Mr. Markham,
Beau Williamson was here.
Get his wife on the phone right away.
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She's in Palm Springs
at some health farm.
Golden Dunes Retreat?
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That's the one! Get her!
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She is there, isn't she?
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I see.
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Well, when will she be available?
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All right. Thank you.
Williamson do that?
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Yes, sir. He just barged right in,
and when he saw it...
All right. Never mind. Did you reach Jennifer?
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They wouldn't put the call through to her.
The guests aren't allowed
to have telephones.
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Call her back. It's important.
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I'm sorry, but they said the guests can't
make or receive calls during their stay.
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I see.
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Then she's virtually incommunicado.
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No telegrams, no outside visitors.
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Just wheat germ and pushups.
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When does she get reprieved?
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Oh, she'll be back in time
for the dedication ceremonies.
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Thanks, Miss Sherman.
I think I love you.
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I needed that.
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[Chuckling]
Beautiful, beautiful!
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Hey, Freddy!
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That is absolutely beautiful!
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Bring that beauty back here!
What have you been doir to him anyway?
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He's improved a lot since
you've been gone, Mr. Williamson.
Oh, I can see that. I can see that.
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Thank you, sir.
Listen, you keep workir him like that.
I'll be back in a few days, check him out.
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I'll take him back to the barn
and cool him off.
You better. You better. Hey, hey!
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Huh! Gee!
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[Chuckles]
Hey, yeah, man.
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Beautiful!
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I don't believe it. Hey!
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Cool him out easy.!
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Ahh.
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[Exhales]
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[Clicking]
[Grunting]
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♫ [Country Instrumental On Stereo]
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Hello, Beau.
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Surprised?
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What are you doing in my car?
Waiting for you.
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Get yourself killed that way.
Or the reverse.
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Get out.
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Over there.
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♫ [Classical Music On Stereo]
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[Doorbell Ringing]
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[Light Switch Clicks]
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[Indistinct Clattering]
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♫ [Classical Continues]
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[Applause]
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That's, uh... Thank you.
Sit down, please.
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Thank you very much.
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Well, as usual,
I feel like an expectant father.
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But contrary to the norm,
each one seems to get more difficult for me.
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I'm just grateful I haveso many wonderful friends.
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You know, I'd like to also take thisopportunity...[Continues, Indistinct]
Hey. Where you goir?
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Over there.
No one's allowed in there.
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What do you mean, no one's allowed?
I see 30 people down there.
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No one's allowed in there
without an invitation.
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You have an invitation?
No, I don't have an invitation.
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[Laughs]
That's what I'm trying to tell you.
You have no invitation,
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so, out.
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Actually, I'm a lieutenant in the police.
My name is Columbo.
Oh, lieutenant.
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Here. You know,
and I came here...
Oh.
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I'm just coming here
to look for somebody.
Who are you looking for, Lieutenant?
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A Mrs. Williamson.
Well, I'll tell you, Lieutenant,
lot of people here.
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Why don't you wander around?
Maybe you'll bump into her.
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I see.
Thank you very much.
Okay.
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Bye ya.
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[Markham]Yes. You've heard this before, but youunderstand, it's a fantastic building, really.
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Yes. You see,it's to be 32-stories high.
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It's revolutionary in concept, really,
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because they won't be offices
so much as living modules...
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almost cocoons where a mancan coordinate his, uh...
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his activities...outside the context of mere business.
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In fact, if he chooses, it can become,
virtually, a second home,
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a kind of a... a remarkable place
of mobility and freedom.
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I don't know how the wives'll feel
about that, of course, but...
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In any case, these units will be for sale
for all those who qualify.
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You're asking about the price earlier.
We've been, uh...
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Well, we haven't quite figured it out.
We've been dickering around
somewhere between 30,000 and...
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35,000, 36,000 per unit, of course.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me.
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Uh, something you want?
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Well, I didn't mean
to interrupt like this and barge in,
but I'm looking for a Mrs. Williamson.
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I'm Mrs. Williamson.
Mrs. Beau Williamson?
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- That's right.
- And who might you be?
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Uh, Lieutenant Columbo.
You called the police?
I did?
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Well, that's what they told me.
Lieutenant, I may not be
the brightest lady in the world,
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but I do know whether
I made a phone call or not.
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Obviously, it's some kind of mix-up.
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Well, I'd like to get this thing
straightened out.
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- Can anybody tell me
where Mr. Williamson is?
- I don't know.
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- You mean he's missing?
- Well, to be absent is not
necessarily to be missing, Lieutenant.
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I assume you understand the distinction.
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It's just that he's
out of town on business.
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And really, Lieutenant,
I didn't call the police.
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Well, this is very,
very weird, because...
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they told me that they got a call
from a Mrs. Williamson,
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and she said
that her husband was missing
and he might even be dead.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.Wait a minute... Goldie.
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Who's Goldie?
My husband's first wife.
She must've called you.
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Well, why would she do that?
I guess because Beau's been
out of the country for eight weeks,
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and he came back
on business for a day,
and I suppose, left again.
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She gets a little tense
when the alimony checks
are late.
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But that's hardly a reason
to call the police.
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Well, Goldie's a little possessive.
Is that the word?
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They've been divorced a long time,
but she still can't give up the ghost.
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Mr. Williamsors a globetrotter.
Sometimes he takes off
at a moment's notice.
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Doesrt even tellJennifer.
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No kidding. Just...
Yeah, well, I'm sure he'll
show up in a few weeks.
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If you'll excuse us,
if you've covered everything.
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[Columbo]
Uh, say, did you build this?
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No. No, one of
my staff did that.
Oh.
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Yeah, come on.
You want some?
Yes.
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Excuse me, please.
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
A little on the slow side here.
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Forgive me a moment.
I just wanted to stop by
and tell you that's a terrific building.
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I mean it. I know a lot of people
like the old-fashioned stuff,
but I figure you gotta keep an open mind.
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You have a new fan.
Yes.
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Oh, absolutely. It's just marvelous.
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Uh, tell me, how did you two meet?
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Oh, Mr. Markham designed
a summer house for us.
It's incredible.
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Really, it's a work of genius.
Jennifer tends to get carried away,
Lieutenant.
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But you are a genius, and when everyone
sees your plans for Williamson City,
you'll be buried in commissions.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Uh, what is Williamson City?
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I'm superstitious, darling.
Let's not talk about our project
till it's hatched.
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You'll have to excuse us, Lieutenant.
One of the obligations of the trade...
have to mingle.
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Oh, sure.Listen, uh, sorry to bother you.
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No bother at all.
Oh, and don't worry about my husband,
Lieutenant.
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Believe me, he's very much alive.
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He's dead, I tell you.
I can feel it in my spine.
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Little lower, honey. Ouch! That's it.
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I know more about Beau Williamson
than that little lady'll learn in a lifetime.
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Yeah, but you...
Lover, take my word for it.
He has shuffled off this veil of tears.
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But how do you know that?
Because he always calls me before
he leaves town, and this time he didn't.
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Yeah, but if he didn't call you,
how do you know he left town?
I spoke with the child bride.
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You mean Mrs. Williamson.
The current Mrs. Williamson.
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I call her the next ex.
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Oh, don't get me wrong, lover.
She's half my age and twice as pretty,
but I like her.
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[Chuckles]
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Beau reached the point where
he thought he needed a younger woman,
and she's better than most.
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I gotta say this for you,
you got a pretty healthy attitude.
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I can afford it. He pays, you know.
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I tell ya, lover, if gold lamé
was legal tender,
I'd rule the world.
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That's enough for today, Miko.
I'll see you tomorrow.
Say good-bye to the lieutenant.
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[Speaking Japanese]
Columbo-san.
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[Continues In Japanese]
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Sayonara.Sayonara, sí.
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She's a lovely girl.
She is a lovely girl.
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Very polite.
I don't know what she said,
but it sounded like she liked me.
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[Laughs]
Uh, oh, Lieutenant,
would you like to turn around?
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I don't want to corrupt you.
216
00:18:43,989 --> 00:18:46,787
Okay, you can turn around now.
217
00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:50,920
Oh, fine. Uh, the point is this,
Mrs. Williamson...
218
00:18:50,996 --> 00:18:55,194
My friends call me Goldie,
and since I'm standing here
practically naked with you,
219
00:18:55,267 --> 00:18:57,360
you better be my friend.
220
00:18:57,436 --> 00:19:01,873
Would you mind repeating that last sentence?
I don't think I quite understood.
[Chuckles]
221
00:19:01,940 --> 00:19:06,604
I said, since I'm standing here
practically naked with you,
you better be my friend,
222
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,737
and my friends call me Goldie.
223
00:19:08,814 --> 00:19:10,805
Oh, I see.
224
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:16,048
Well, Goldie,
uh, let me ask you this.
225
00:19:16,121 --> 00:19:20,615
Don't you think it's possible that
your ex-husband could've slipped up
and left town without calling you?
226
00:19:20,692 --> 00:19:23,388
No way. He never forgets.
227
00:19:23,462 --> 00:19:27,694
Uh, does Mrs. Williamson
know this?
Why ruin a lovely relationship?
228
00:19:27,766 --> 00:19:33,500
You mean to tell me that
your ex-husband is closer to you
than he is to his current wife?
229
00:19:33,572 --> 00:19:36,302
Lieutenant, we were married
for 22 years.
230
00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:41,312
We never had any children,
so we spent a lot of time
getting to know one another.
231
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:45,373
Jennifer gives him youth;
for the rest, he comes to me.
232
00:19:45,450 --> 00:19:51,320
Now, even if he leaves town
for just a few days, he always
lets me know every time.
233
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,381
[Ringing]
234
00:19:55,093 --> 00:19:58,927
Yeah? It's for you.
235
00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:01,864
Hmm. Thank you very much.
236
00:20:04,069 --> 00:20:06,299
Hello? Yes.
237
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,240
Oh.
238
00:20:09,308 --> 00:20:12,277
All right. I'll be right down.
Thank you.
239
00:20:13,345 --> 00:20:15,540
They found Beau Williamsors car.
240
00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:19,050
- You see? What did I tell you?
- At the airport.
241
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:25,151
Now, I'm gonna go down and check it out,but it really looks like he left town.
242
00:20:25,224 --> 00:20:27,556
♫ [Country Swing On Stereo]
243
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,777
♫♫ [Stops, Switches To Country Ballad]
244
00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:33,322
♫♫ [Stops]
245
00:21:36,928 --> 00:21:39,863
♫♫ [Classical]
246
00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,524
[Goldie]Honey, I've got gold-plated instincts,and I trust 'em.
247
00:22:08,593 --> 00:22:12,222
I am worried sick.
But his clothes are gone.
248
00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:16,097
His passport, his suitcase
and his car is at the airport.
249
00:22:16,168 --> 00:22:18,398
What more proof do you need?
250
00:22:18,470 --> 00:22:22,372
Uh, excuse me.
Did I hear you say that he took his passport?
251
00:22:22,441 --> 00:22:25,103
Well, it isn't here,and he spends a lot of time in Europe.
252
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:29,307
Oh, yes. That's right. Globetrotter.
That's what Mr. Markham called him.
253
00:22:29,381 --> 00:22:33,477
Mm-hmm. Say, I noticed that he likes
country and western music.
254
00:22:33,552 --> 00:22:36,112
Does a bear like honey?
255
00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:40,784
I've tried to broaden his tastes a little,
but it's impossible.
That noise is all he listens to.
256
00:22:40,859 --> 00:22:45,296
Tell me something.
Do you ever drive his car?
257
00:22:45,364 --> 00:22:51,303
Me? No. I have my own.
What's all this guff about cars
and music and passports?
258
00:22:51,370 --> 00:22:53,838
I feel like the original voice
in the wilderness.
259
00:22:53,905 --> 00:22:56,305
Don't you two understand?
Beau's gone and nobody gives a hoot!
260
00:22:56,375 --> 00:22:58,809
Who is Dr. Moss?
261
00:22:58,877 --> 00:23:01,573
Oh!
What?
262
00:23:01,646 --> 00:23:07,050
I see in your husband's appointment book,
'Dr. Moss, 10:45." The 11 th of the month.
That's tomorrow.
263
00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:11,488
- You see? He'd never leave town if he had
an appointment with his heart specialist.
- Oh, he had a bad ticker, did he?
264
00:23:11,556 --> 00:23:15,151
He has a pacemaker,
and his heart works perfectly.
265
00:23:15,227 --> 00:23:19,163
The fact that he's
missing the appointment
proves it's unimportant.
266
00:23:19,231 --> 00:23:22,997
Hey, look at this... blueprints.
What's he doing, building a bigger house?
267
00:23:23,068 --> 00:23:27,596
Those are the preliminary plans
for Williamson City.
Williamson City?
268
00:23:27,672 --> 00:23:31,164
Williamson City. I remember that.
269
00:23:31,243 --> 00:23:35,270
Well, you mentioned that
down at the construction site.
What is that, exactly?
270
00:23:35,347 --> 00:23:38,316
It's an entire community.
Churches, schools,
271
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:41,750
everything planned
from fireplugs to skyscrapers.
272
00:23:41,820 --> 00:23:44,755
- And Mr. Markham, did he design that?
- That's right.
273
00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:48,919
I can't imagine Beau
springing hard cash
for something like that.
274
00:23:48,994 --> 00:23:52,191
Well, there may be some things
about him you don't know.
275
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:56,360
It's possible he's a bit more complicatedthan you think, Goldie.
276
00:23:57,402 --> 00:24:00,963
The day he came back he saw those plans,
and Elliot said he loved them.
277
00:24:01,039 --> 00:24:04,372
Oh, then Mr. Markham saw your husband
before he left town.
278
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:07,207
Mm-hmm. They had a meeting
the day he came back,
279
00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:10,476
and Elliot told me all about it.
280
00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:41,077
Are you a policeman?
Yes, ma'am.
My name is Lt. Columbo.
281
00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,341
Uh, excuse me for just one moment.
282
00:24:43,415 --> 00:24:46,816
I was out at the construction site.
I don't know if you remember me or not.
283
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:50,582
Well, is something wrong?
Oh, no, no, no.
No, nothing's wrong.
284
00:24:50,655 --> 00:24:53,123
No, I wanted to speak to Mr. Markham.
Is he in there?
285
00:24:53,191 --> 00:24:55,591
I'm sorry, Lieutenant.
He isn't in.
286
00:24:55,660 --> 00:24:58,527
Oh. Well, maybe I could
speak to him at home.
287
00:24:58,597 --> 00:25:03,967
He only goes there to sleep. If you want him,
you'll find him at the university
giving a lecture to his students.
288
00:25:04,035 --> 00:25:06,435
Oh, really? Oh, you mean,
he teaches too, huh?
289
00:25:06,505 --> 00:25:09,906
Mr. Markham feels he has
a responsibility to share his knowledge.
290
00:25:09,975 --> 00:25:13,877
Boy, I'll tell you somethir,
it's a wonder the man finds
all the time, right?
291
00:25:13,945 --> 00:25:17,574
Pure energy, Lieutenant.
He's a dynamo.
292
00:25:17,649 --> 00:25:21,210
A man like that throws off sparks
and never slows down.
293
00:25:21,286 --> 00:25:24,915
Most of us can't keep up with him.
But we love it, naturally.
294
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:30,519
I mean, well, everyone likes to feel that
he's participating in something important.
295
00:25:30,595 --> 00:25:35,464
He's an unusual man.Tonight's lecture, for instance,on Egyptian architecture...
296
00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:38,162
pyramids, tombs, things like that.
297
00:25:38,236 --> 00:25:43,367
He gave up his dinner hour to verify a date...
not the year, mind you, the date.
298
00:25:43,441 --> 00:25:45,932
He's... Lieutenant?
299
00:25:47,612 --> 00:25:50,103
Lieutenant?
300
00:25:50,181 --> 00:25:52,172
Lieutenant.
301
00:25:53,184 --> 00:25:55,744
Is this where he works?
Yes, it is.
302
00:25:55,820 --> 00:25:57,811
Just wonderful.
303
00:25:58,823 --> 00:26:02,020
Marvelous office.
Yes, it is.
304
00:26:02,093 --> 00:26:04,653
Spacious.
Yes, it is.
305
00:26:05,797 --> 00:26:08,766
Conference room?
Yes, it is.
306
00:26:08,833 --> 00:26:11,529
Very handy, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
307
00:26:11,603 --> 00:26:16,802
Wonderful. I mean everything...
the decor, the paneling, the windows.
I'm glad you like it, Lieutenant.
308
00:26:16,875 --> 00:26:21,209
But, really, Mr. Markham doesn't
permit anyone in his office...
I see he likes music.
309
00:26:21,279 --> 00:26:23,577
Uh, yes.
Has it right here in the office, huh?
310
00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,242
Yes, he does.
Plays it while he's designing.
Classical stuff.
311
00:26:26,318 --> 00:26:29,082
Uh-huh.
My favorite. Just love it.
312
00:26:30,088 --> 00:26:32,420
♫♫ [Classical]
313
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,550
[Increases Volume]
314
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,668
Really, Lieutenant, it's getting late,
[Turns Off
315
00:26:52,744 --> 00:26:58,341
and I have to meet someone for dinner.
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to hold you up like that. Forgive me.
316
00:26:58,416 --> 00:27:02,182
It's just when I start hearing this stuff,
I could just listen for hours. I'm sorry.
317
00:27:02,253 --> 00:27:04,721
Yes. Well, if there's nothing else...
318
00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:08,589
No, I don't think there's anything else.
Thank you very much. Good night.
319
00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,651
Good night.
320
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:15,027
What happened here?
An accident.
321
00:27:15,100 --> 00:27:17,864
Oh. Tsk-tsk-tsk.
322
00:27:17,936 --> 00:27:19,995
Isn't that something?
323
00:27:21,039 --> 00:27:23,098
'Williamson City."
324
00:27:23,174 --> 00:27:25,335
If you ask me,
he doesn't deserve it.
325
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:28,709
Who is that?
Beau Williamson.
326
00:27:28,780 --> 00:27:34,412
I know I shouldn't be talking about this,
but it's a shame Mr. Markham
has to work for a man like that.
327
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,716
You mean,
Mr. Williamson did this?
328
00:27:36,788 --> 00:27:41,248
Yes, he just barged
right in here the other day
and smashed it all to smithereens.
329
00:27:42,260 --> 00:27:46,060
Guess he didn't like it, huh?
People like that
don't know what they like.
330
00:27:46,131 --> 00:27:50,431
All they care about
is what it costs.
Too expensive, huh?
331
00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:55,633
Mr. Markham has a saying:
You can't put a price tag on genius.
332
00:27:59,477 --> 00:28:04,380
Now, these are builtover the course of a generationby an endless supply of slave labor.
333
00:28:04,449 --> 00:28:07,282
Oddly enough, the pharaohs of the time,
much like ourselves,
334
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,287
were greatly concerned
with the crime rate.
[Door Opens]
335
00:28:12,323 --> 00:28:15,622
The tombs were particularly vulnerable
because the Egyptians buried...
336
00:28:15,694 --> 00:28:18,663
vast caches of treasurealong with their dead royalty.
337
00:28:18,730 --> 00:28:23,599
So aside from being visually impressive
with their bulk and simplicity,
338
00:28:23,668 --> 00:28:26,728
the tombs are also a marvel
of engineering skills,
339
00:28:26,805 --> 00:28:29,740
built to withstandthe onslaught of thieves.
340
00:28:29,808 --> 00:28:34,472
By the way, it's said that someof the engineers who built the pyramids...
341
00:28:34,546 --> 00:28:37,709
were sealed up in their own creations
to protect the integrity of the tomb.
342
00:28:37,782 --> 00:28:40,808
Fortunately,today's architects are spared...
343
00:28:40,885 --> 00:28:43,786
that particular indignity.
[Students Chuckle]
344
00:28:43,855 --> 00:28:46,153
Lights, please.
345
00:28:46,224 --> 00:28:49,660
Uh, next week we'll move rapidly
into the Baroque Period,
346
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:51,889
and even more rapidly
into our first exam.
347
00:28:51,963 --> 00:28:56,297
Now, those of you with failing grades
will be permanently entombed,
348
00:28:56,367 --> 00:28:59,666
[Laughing]
At least as far asthis class is concerned.
349
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:02,502
Thank you.
350
00:29:09,080 --> 00:29:11,173
[Students Murmuring]
351
00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:29,288
[Door Thuds]
Didrt know you had an interest
in scholarly pursuits, Lieutenant.
352
00:29:29,367 --> 00:29:33,428
Well, actually, I just came by
to ask you a few questions.
353
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:36,599
Say, that stuff about burying
those Egyptians, is that true?
354
00:29:36,674 --> 00:29:39,199
According to some experts.
355
00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:44,806
- Gee, I find that interesting; I mean,
particularly for a fella in my line of work.
- Why?
356
00:29:44,883 --> 00:29:49,013
Well, you know, the idea of burying a body
in a place where you can't find it.
357
00:29:49,087 --> 00:29:53,421
If I ever murdered anybody,
uh, that's what I would do.
358
00:29:53,491 --> 00:29:57,689
Well, not many people have accessto the pyramids, Lieutenant.
359
00:29:57,762 --> 00:29:59,957
Oh, you wouldn't put 'em
in the pyramids today.
360
00:30:00,031 --> 00:30:03,660
No, today you'd have to find
another place, like, uh...
361
00:30:03,735 --> 00:30:07,432
Gee, I don't know.
You'd have to, uh...
362
00:30:07,505 --> 00:30:10,303
Like the, uh,
foundation of a building?
363
00:30:11,309 --> 00:30:14,676
You know, now that you mention it,
that would be a terrific place.
364
00:30:14,746 --> 00:30:19,683
I mean, you put a body under a building,
you wouldn't find it for a hundred years.
365
00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:23,152
I'll keep that in mind, Lieutenant,
in case I kill somebody.
366
00:30:23,221 --> 00:30:26,918
Now, if you'll get to your questions,
I haven't had any dinner.
367
00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:31,451
Gee, you know, neither have I.
I can offer you some raisins if...
368
00:30:31,529 --> 00:30:35,295
No. No, thank you.
Right.
I'll tell you why I came by. L...
369
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:38,529
Would you get
that board for me?
Oh, certainly.
370
00:30:38,603 --> 00:30:41,128
Uh, yeah.
371
00:30:41,206 --> 00:30:45,870
I came by because I'm still
looking into the disappearance
of this Beau Williamson fella.
372
00:30:45,944 --> 00:30:49,209
Disappearance. So Goldie's got
you convinced now, hmm?
373
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:54,240
No, no, not necessarily.
Oh, by the way, I stopped by your office
because I wanted to talk to ya.
374
00:30:54,319 --> 00:30:59,552
- I couldn't help noticing
that smashed-up model of Williamson City.
- What about it?
375
00:30:59,624 --> 00:31:01,888
Nothing. I was just wondering
how it got broken.
376
00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:06,522
Why-Why do I have the feeling
that you already know the answer
to that question?
377
00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:10,261
Well, your secretary did say something
about Mr. Williamson coming in there,
378
00:31:10,335 --> 00:31:12,803
and she said he was kind of mad
and he kind of threw things around.
379
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,203
There's a perfectly simple explanation,
Lieutenant.
380
00:31:15,273 --> 00:31:17,605
Beau was angry and for good reason.
381
00:31:17,675 --> 00:31:21,611
We went ahead on the project
without his permission.
It was very undiplomatic of us.
382
00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:23,772
I see.
383
00:31:23,848 --> 00:31:25,782
'Us."
384
00:31:25,850 --> 00:31:28,410
Oh, you mean, you and his wife.
385
00:31:28,486 --> 00:31:31,614
Yes. Well, Jennifer's, uh,
an admirer of my work.
386
00:31:31,689 --> 00:31:34,817
Oh, yeah. Yeah, she told me that.
387
00:31:34,893 --> 00:31:39,091
Uh... Uh...
Gee, I got a little problem.
No, I'll... Here, I'll get it. I'll get it.
388
00:31:39,163 --> 00:31:43,327
Thank you.
In any event, Beau came back
from his trip, and he saw the plans.
389
00:31:43,401 --> 00:31:46,928
It took him by surprise.
Beau is a volatile Texan,
390
00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,974
and when he gets angry,
well, it shows.
391
00:31:50,041 --> 00:31:54,034
Fortunately, when I explained
the project to him, he was delighted.
392
00:31:54,112 --> 00:31:58,913
I see. Happy ending, huh?
Hm.
393
00:31:58,983 --> 00:32:03,886
But, uh, won't his disappearance
interfere with your plans
to move ahead?
394
00:32:03,955 --> 00:32:09,222
Are we really back to that?
Lieutenant, all the evidence indicates
that he simply left the country.
395
00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:12,161
Well, we did find his car
at the airport.
There you are. That should prove it.
396
00:32:12,230 --> 00:32:17,566
It should, yeah. But you know,
we checked out every flight list,
397
00:32:17,635 --> 00:32:20,468
and there wasrt
one Williamson on it.
398
00:32:20,538 --> 00:32:24,406
Lieutenant, Beau is a...
He's a high-powered tycoon.
399
00:32:24,475 --> 00:32:27,706
He's got exotic business interests
all over the world.
400
00:32:27,779 --> 00:32:30,475
Now, isn't it just possible
for reasons not known to us...
401
00:32:30,548 --> 00:32:34,143
that he might occasionally
fly under a different name?
402
00:32:34,218 --> 00:32:37,210
Yes. That is possible.
403
00:32:37,288 --> 00:32:39,552
Then I wouldn't worry about it.
404
00:32:39,624 --> 00:32:43,390
Now, if you'll excuse me,
a very hungry architect
would like to get himself some dinner.
405
00:32:43,461 --> 00:32:48,057
Yeah. You know what's
a funny thing about that car?
406
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:52,193
Car's got a tape machine in it,
and the glove compartment
is full of cassettes.
407
00:32:52,270 --> 00:32:55,899
Everyone of'em is country
and western music. That's all.
408
00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,841
And his wife tells me this man
doesn't listen to anything else.
409
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,003
Nothing unusual about that.
410
00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:06,517
No, except the radio dial was set at 52.
Classical station.
411
00:33:06,584 --> 00:33:08,916
Turned it on. Classical music.
412
00:33:08,987 --> 00:33:11,649
I see.
413
00:33:13,858 --> 00:33:17,259
You want a half a candy bar?
No.
414
00:33:17,328 --> 00:33:21,264
Anyway, it seems that
whoever was driving that car...
415
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:23,823
must've been listening
to classical music.
416
00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,827
It's confusing.
417
00:33:26,904 --> 00:33:30,340
I'm sure you'll find an answer,
Lieutenant.
418
00:33:32,877 --> 00:33:35,072
I'm certainly gonna try.
419
00:33:35,146 --> 00:33:37,614
Anyway, thanks for your time.
420
00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,616
Oh. Uh, as for your designs,
421
00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:46,515
Mr. Williamson did give you his approval,
didn't he?
422
00:33:46,591 --> 00:33:48,786
I already told you, Lieutenant.
423
00:33:48,860 --> 00:33:52,796
- As soon as he got over his anger,
he gave me his full support.
- Right.
424
00:33:52,864 --> 00:33:55,662
Thanks very much.
425
00:33:57,201 --> 00:34:00,295
- You know, that's some coincidence.
- What is?
426
00:34:00,371 --> 00:34:05,001
That music thing.You're a great classical music fan yourself,aren't ya?
427
00:34:05,076 --> 00:34:07,237
I saw your record collection
down in the office.
428
00:34:07,311 --> 00:34:13,079
Guilty, Lieutenant. I like classical music,
along with a few hundred thousand
other people in this city.
429
00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:17,713
Me too. I like it myself.
Enjoy your meal.
430
00:34:28,466 --> 00:34:31,560
Yeah, yeah, I know him.
He's that Texas guy.
What's his name? Uh...
431
00:34:31,636 --> 00:34:35,663
His name is Williamson.
He's a very close friend
of Mr. Markham's.
432
00:34:35,740 --> 00:34:38,538
Friend, huh?
Well, werert they friends?
433
00:34:38,609 --> 00:34:40,873
Not the last time I seen that guy.
The last time I saw that guy,
434
00:34:40,945 --> 00:34:44,005
he looked like he was
ready to wrap a two-by-four
around Mr. Markham's neck.
435
00:34:44,082 --> 00:34:46,312
No kidding.
Yeah? When was that?
436
00:34:46,384 --> 00:34:50,445
Hey, look, Lieutenant.
I got a building to put up, all right?
I'll see ya around.
437
00:34:50,521 --> 00:34:54,787
Yeah, okay. I mean, I don't want
to interfere with your work.
But, look, there's one other thing.
438
00:34:54,859 --> 00:34:59,091
Hey, look. Talk to Mr. Markham, will ya?I'm just in charge of the nuts and boltsaround here.
439
00:34:59,163 --> 00:35:03,691
Well, then you know
about those columns.
Heh! Not columns. Piles.
440
00:35:03,768 --> 00:35:06,828
Oh, piles.
So that's what they're called, huh?
Yeah, that's right.
441
00:35:06,904 --> 00:35:09,532
Well, tell me about 'em.
Well, I'll tell ya.
442
00:35:09,607 --> 00:35:12,576
First we sink a hollow steel cylinder
in the ground.
443
00:35:12,643 --> 00:35:15,669
Then we fill it with cement,
and when it hardens, we got a pile.
444
00:35:15,746 --> 00:35:18,044
So that's what a pile is, huh?
That's right.
445
00:35:18,116 --> 00:35:22,177
Well, that's interesting.
Uh, what do you do? You keep a record
when you put 'em in the ground?
446
00:35:22,253 --> 00:35:25,552
Have to, and which one's first.
447
00:35:25,623 --> 00:35:29,957
You mean you could tell me
exactly what day each one
of these piles was sunk?
448
00:35:30,027 --> 00:35:34,327
The day, the time, how long it took
and how many men I had on the job.
449
00:35:34,398 --> 00:35:38,357
Lieutenant.!Still obsessed with pyramids?
450
00:35:38,436 --> 00:35:41,371
Well, it must've been that lecture,
Mr. Markham.
451
00:35:41,439 --> 00:35:44,465
I never really noticed buildings before,
but I'm interested in 'em now.
452
00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:48,569
Carl, you gonna check on
those HVAC estimates for me?
Yes, sir.
453
00:35:48,646 --> 00:35:51,046
I'll see you around, Lieutenant.
Right.
454
00:35:51,115 --> 00:35:56,519
Hey, tell me the truth, Lieutenant.
Are you interested in buildings
or builders?
455
00:35:56,587 --> 00:35:59,647
What do you mean?
Well, let's look at your itinerary.
456
00:35:59,724 --> 00:36:04,457
You showed up
at my office, my lecture,
now at my construction site.
457
00:36:04,529 --> 00:36:07,589
Well, actually, I just happen
to have some spare time, uh...
458
00:36:07,665 --> 00:36:12,398
Perhaps you should spend your time a little
more productively. You're supposed to be
tracking down Beau Williamson, aren't ya?
459
00:36:12,470 --> 00:36:14,734
Now, surely,
you don't think he's here, do ya?
460
00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:17,831
Well, no. I don't see how he could be.
461
00:36:20,044 --> 00:36:22,376
Well, if you'll forgive me,
I'll go back to my work.
462
00:36:22,446 --> 00:36:24,676
Certainly.
463
00:36:27,018 --> 00:36:31,682
I, uh... I assume I can look forward
to another visit in the near future?
464
00:36:31,756 --> 00:36:34,884
Well, if anything interesting turns up,
I'll surely get in touch with you.
465
00:36:34,959 --> 00:36:37,450
I'm sure you will.
466
00:36:44,001 --> 00:36:47,664
Say, do you have the time?
I think my watch is out of order.
467
00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,729
It's, uh, 10:30.
468
00:36:49,807 --> 00:36:53,504
I don't wanna be late.
I got an appointment at the doctor.
469
00:36:55,179 --> 00:36:58,239
[Air Pumping]Doctor, really,
470
00:36:58,316 --> 00:37:01,217
I never intended
to have an exam...
Shh!
471
00:37:01,285 --> 00:37:04,277
Just a moment.
472
00:37:08,192 --> 00:37:12,720
Blood pressure's a bit low.
Well, that's normal for me.
Look, Doctor, really...
473
00:37:12,797 --> 00:37:16,392
I know, you came here
to ask me questions.
But a checkup never hurts.
474
00:37:16,467 --> 00:37:20,494
Now, do you get enough exercise?
Well, I, uh... I walk a bit.
475
00:37:20,571 --> 00:37:24,735
Doctor, listen,
I just had a police physical.
Can't have too many, Lieutenant.
476
00:37:24,809 --> 00:37:28,540
The human machine
is a delicate instrument.
There we go. Now, you were saying?
477
00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:30,581
Yeah. This is what I wanna know.
478
00:37:30,648 --> 00:37:35,244
Look, it's 11:20. Mr. Williamson
hasn't shown up for his appointment.
Mm-hmm.
479
00:37:35,319 --> 00:37:37,844
Now, was this just
another routine checkup?
480
00:37:37,922 --> 00:37:41,289
When you have a heart condition
that needs a pacemaker,
no visit is routine.
481
00:37:41,359 --> 00:37:43,691
You can roll down your sleeve.
Oh, yeah.
482
00:37:43,761 --> 00:37:45,695
No, what I mean is this.
483
00:37:45,763 --> 00:37:49,699
Was this particular appointment
any more or any less important
than the others?
484
00:37:49,767 --> 00:37:54,602
Well, let me put it this way.
If Beau Williamson doesn't get to me,
or-or any other specialist,
485
00:37:54,672 --> 00:37:57,163
he's running a grave risk
with his health.
486
00:37:57,241 --> 00:37:59,732
Well, why is that?
487
00:38:04,181 --> 00:38:06,513
This is a pacemaker.
488
00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:10,384
You mean it's that big?
It runs on miniature
energy cells.
489
00:38:10,454 --> 00:38:13,617
Well, that's sort of like
an electric watch.
Exactly.
490
00:38:13,691 --> 00:38:16,455
It regulates a heart
that can't keep
a steady beat of its own.
491
00:38:16,527 --> 00:38:20,293
Now, every year or so,
these energy cells
have to be replaced,
492
00:38:20,364 --> 00:38:23,299
or the pacemaker becomes erratic
causing the heart to malfunction.
493
00:38:23,367 --> 00:38:27,360
It other words, you could die.
Put simply, yes.
494
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:31,602
Is this a big operation?
No, but it is
a surgical procedure.
495
00:38:31,676 --> 00:38:34,144
Could another doctor
besides yourself perform it?
496
00:38:34,211 --> 00:38:36,702
Naturally. But, uh,
knowing Beau Williamson,
497
00:38:36,781 --> 00:38:41,445
I seriously doubt if he'd put himself
in the hands of another stranger...
no matter how competent.
498
00:38:41,519 --> 00:38:44,682
Mmm. I see. All right, Doc.
499
00:38:44,755 --> 00:38:49,021
Listen, I wanna thank you
very much for the time
and for the checkup.
500
00:38:49,093 --> 00:38:51,254
Well, it wasrt much
of a checkup, but you're welcome.
501
00:38:51,329 --> 00:38:54,321
Now, if you locate Mr. Williamson,
tell him to contact me immediately.
502
00:38:54,398 --> 00:38:57,390
All right, I will.
I'll do that.
Are you looking for something?
503
00:38:57,468 --> 00:39:00,631
Uh, do you have a lighter?
You won't find one here,
Lieutenant.
504
00:39:00,705 --> 00:39:04,641
And let me give you
some free medical advice.
Stop smoking those things.
505
00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:07,371
Well, l-I've been trying.
Trying isn't good enough.
506
00:39:07,445 --> 00:39:10,107
Remember, I deal in pacemakers.
507
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:14,217
[Mumbles]
508
00:39:15,953 --> 00:39:17,887
Mm.
509
00:39:38,743 --> 00:39:41,234
[Goldie]Well, lover, are you satisfied?
510
00:39:41,312 --> 00:39:44,145
Goldie, what are you doing here?
511
00:39:44,215 --> 00:39:47,651
Same thing you are,
checking up on Beau.
He didn't show up, did he?
512
00:39:47,718 --> 00:39:49,652
No.
513
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:53,816
Columbo, the man is dead.
Now, he would never miss
an appointment with a doctor.
514
00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:55,825
He was always very nervous
about his health.
515
00:39:55,893 --> 00:39:59,056
Now, that may be,
but there's no proof.
516
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:04,124
There's nothing solid to go on yet.
Columbo, what does it take to
convince you that I'm right? His body?
517
00:40:04,201 --> 00:40:07,762
[Panting]
Please, slow down.
You're running me ragged.
518
00:40:07,838 --> 00:40:09,499
Well, that's the object
of the game.
519
00:40:09,573 --> 00:40:12,565
Isn't there anythingyou do badly?
Yes. Lose.
520
00:40:12,643 --> 00:40:16,636
I don't believe it.
Have you ever lost?
Come on. You're doing beautifully.
521
00:40:16,714 --> 00:40:19,979
It's just that I don't get
my arm back in time.
Ready or not, I'm serving.
522
00:40:23,487 --> 00:40:26,513
Oh! That's embarrassing.
523
00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,252
Listen, your problem is you're getting
your racket back a little late.
Throw me a ball.
524
00:40:29,326 --> 00:40:31,760
Can't, we hit them all out.
Oh, I'll get it.
525
00:40:31,829 --> 00:40:35,162
No, let me.
I'm getting embarrassed to face you.
526
00:40:35,232 --> 00:40:37,166
[Chuckles]
527
00:40:37,234 --> 00:40:42,069
You know in Cannes,
they have trained dogs
that retrieve tennis balls.
528
00:40:42,139 --> 00:40:44,801
I'll tell Beau somebody's
got something on him.
529
00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:47,070
Elliot.!
530
00:40:50,347 --> 00:40:53,214
What's the matter?
531
00:40:55,386 --> 00:40:58,219
[Crying]
What's the matter?
532
00:40:58,289 --> 00:41:01,281
[Continues Crying]
It's Beau's hat.
533
00:41:45,102 --> 00:41:48,936
A battered, bloodstained hat
by itself means next to nothing.
534
00:41:49,006 --> 00:41:52,339
Well, it looks kind of strange though,
don't you think?
535
00:41:52,409 --> 00:41:55,901
We don't even know
if he was wearing a hat...
if he was killed.
536
00:41:55,980 --> 00:41:59,541
We don't. But the question is,
where did it come from?
537
00:42:02,219 --> 00:42:05,848
[Exhales]
When will the police lab
have a report?
538
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:09,188
Pretty soon.
I told them to rush it.
[Jennifer] I got them.!
539
00:42:09,260 --> 00:42:13,754
Good.
What'd you ask her to get?
His army dog tags?
540
00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:15,765
Yes.
541
00:42:22,940 --> 00:42:27,434
You want a drink, Lieutenant?
No. Thanks anyhow.
542
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:32,609
What I could really use
is a cigar.
Beg your pardon?
543
00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:36,244
Here they are, Lieutenant.
Lfinally found them in the attic.
544
00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,311
But why you want them,
I don't know.
545
00:42:38,389 --> 00:42:41,881
You see, army dog tagsusually have a blood type on 'em.Yeah, here it is.
546
00:42:41,959 --> 00:42:46,623
B-positive.
I'm sure glad he saved these.
A lot of guys usually do.
547
00:42:46,697 --> 00:42:50,360
I still think this is
an exercise in futility.
We don't even know if it's his hat.
548
00:42:50,434 --> 00:42:53,767
Well, it has to be.
It wasrt new, but he had
a lot of them around,
549
00:42:53,837 --> 00:42:56,499
and the brim was fixed
just the way he always wore it.
550
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,737
Besides, it was custom-made,
so the label will be easy enough
to check on.
551
00:42:59,810 --> 00:43:02,802
[Phone Rings]
552
00:43:02,880 --> 00:43:06,543
Yes? Just a moment.Lieutenant, it's for you.
553
00:43:06,617 --> 00:43:09,780
Thank you. Hello.
554
00:43:09,853 --> 00:43:12,515
Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
555
00:43:14,525 --> 00:43:16,516
Yeah, that's what I figured.
Thank you.
556
00:43:19,263 --> 00:43:22,323
Blood type B-positive.
It's the same as your husband's.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
557
00:43:22,399 --> 00:43:25,562
Then something did happen to him.
He is dead!
558
00:43:25,636 --> 00:43:28,901
Now, Jennifer,
you're jumping to conclusions.
Don't be hysterical.
559
00:43:28,973 --> 00:43:32,966
Lieutenant, tell her that
blood on a hat doesn't
necessarily mean that Beau's dead.
560
00:43:33,043 --> 00:43:36,706
Well, that's true. It doesn't.
But I say we have a whole new ball game.
561
00:43:42,786 --> 00:43:45,277
♫♫ [Classical On Stereo]
562
00:43:51,629 --> 00:43:55,622
Sorry, strict orders.
He doesn't want to be bothered.
♫ [Faint]
563
00:43:55,699 --> 00:43:57,792
He's playing that music awfully loud.
Bad mood?
564
00:44:04,241 --> 00:44:08,974
He doesn't have bad moods.
Let's just say he's been happier.
[Blows]
565
00:44:09,046 --> 00:44:11,708
♫ [Continues]
566
00:44:22,326 --> 00:44:24,658
Miss Sherman!
567
00:44:28,465 --> 00:44:30,228
- Miss Sherman.
- Yes, sir?
568
00:44:30,300 --> 00:44:32,894
Would you get
Mrs. Williamson, please?
Yes, sir.
569
00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,333
♫ [Stops]
570
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:39,570
♫♫ [New Song]
571
00:44:51,955 --> 00:44:54,185
[Intercom Buzzes]
Yes?
572
00:44:54,258 --> 00:44:57,250
Mrs. Williamson
is on the line.
[Line Clicks] Hello?
573
00:44:57,327 --> 00:45:00,160
Hello, Jennifer. How are you?Feeling any better?
574
00:45:00,230 --> 00:45:04,894
I'm not sure how I feel.
I just keep thinking about that hat.
575
00:45:04,968 --> 00:45:09,132
Well, that's-that's what
I called you about. You know,
I may have an explanation for you.
576
00:45:09,206 --> 00:45:14,701
What?
Well, I've got to check on a few things
before I tell you anything.
577
00:45:14,778 --> 00:45:17,941
You think you can arrange
to have Beau's will sent over?
578
00:45:18,015 --> 00:45:21,382
Beau's will?What on earth for?
Just trust me.
579
00:45:23,554 --> 00:45:25,454
Get out of there.!
580
00:45:25,522 --> 00:45:27,456
That won't help, Goldie.
I've already seen 'em.
581
00:45:27,524 --> 00:45:31,255
You said you wanted to talk,
and suddenly I find you
poking around in my closet.
582
00:45:31,328 --> 00:45:35,162
Now, you've got no right.
Two of Beau's old hats
left over from the old days.
583
00:45:35,232 --> 00:45:38,224
I had a hunch
there were three on that shelf.
584
00:45:38,302 --> 00:45:41,135
I don't know what
you're talking about.
Oh, don't you?
585
00:45:41,205 --> 00:45:44,140
Well, you planted that hat.
You manufactured the whole show...
586
00:45:44,208 --> 00:45:46,369
just to back up your story
that Beau's dead.
[Scoffs]
587
00:45:46,443 --> 00:45:49,105
You're reaching, mister.
[Chuckles]
588
00:45:49,179 --> 00:45:52,171
Now, what's that?
It's Beau's will.
It's an interesting document.
589
00:45:52,249 --> 00:45:54,240
Shows why you're so eager
to prove he's dead.
590
00:45:54,318 --> 00:45:56,479
Mister, you're farther out
than your buildings.
591
00:45:56,553 --> 00:45:59,454
Now, according to this,
the minute Beau Williamsors
officially dead,
592
00:45:59,523 --> 00:46:02,014
you inerit 25% of his estate.
593
00:46:02,092 --> 00:46:05,584
That's a lot of gold lamé.
Much more than you'll
ever see in alimony.
594
00:46:05,662 --> 00:46:08,426
Now, you listen to me.
You're after me for some reason,
595
00:46:08,499 --> 00:46:11,491
and all I'm trying to do
is point out what's plain
as the nose on your face.
596
00:46:11,568 --> 00:46:17,063
That will doesn't prove a thing.
Suppose we call Lt. Columbo?
We'll leave it up to him.
597
00:46:17,141 --> 00:46:19,302
Uh, listen, uh, I can
save yourself the trouble.
598
00:46:19,376 --> 00:46:23,369
Ah, the omnipresent constable.
What are you doing here?
599
00:46:23,447 --> 00:46:26,939
Well, your maid let me in.
She told me you were up here
with Mr. Markham.
600
00:46:27,017 --> 00:46:29,850
I hope I'm not
interrupting anything.
How long were you standing there?
601
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:34,084
Oh, not very long.
I guess I did hear the tail end
of what you were saying.
602
00:46:34,158 --> 00:46:38,492
Well, then I guess you know
what kind of fertilizer
this boy is spreading around.
603
00:46:38,562 --> 00:46:41,895
Well, you know, actually,
uh, Mr. Markham,
he's making pretty good sense.
604
00:46:41,965 --> 00:46:43,899
I mean, he'd almost
make a detective.
605
00:46:43,967 --> 00:46:47,801
That stuff about the will,
that's, uh, well,
that's good police work.
606
00:46:47,871 --> 00:46:50,533
Thank you, Lieutenant.
I thought
you were my friend.
607
00:46:50,607 --> 00:46:52,598
Goldie, I am your friend.
608
00:46:52,676 --> 00:46:57,010
And because I'm your friend,
I'd like to give you some advice.
609
00:46:57,080 --> 00:47:00,846
I think it would do you
a lot of good
if you told the truth.
610
00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:03,580
I am telling the truth.
Are ya?
611
00:47:03,654 --> 00:47:09,149
You see, I just spoke to that nice
Japanese girl that gives you the massages.
Miko.
612
00:47:09,226 --> 00:47:13,390
And we had a little trouble
understanding each other,
but we finally made it.
613
00:47:13,463 --> 00:47:17,456
She told me that she noticed
a bandaged cut on the back
of your leg this morning,
614
00:47:17,534 --> 00:47:22,369
and it wasrt there yesterday.
Pure coincidence.
I cut myself shaving.
615
00:47:22,439 --> 00:47:26,933
I also went down to
the Bureau of Records
and dug up your marriage license.
616
00:47:27,010 --> 00:47:31,743
It turns out that you
and Mr. Williamson have
the same blood type, B-positive.
617
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:35,649
That's very good, Lieutenant.
Obviously, she took one of
her husband's old hats,
618
00:47:35,719 --> 00:47:39,120
added some blood
from a self-inflicted wound
and left it near the tennis court.
619
00:47:39,189 --> 00:47:41,282
Anything to make it look
as if Beau had been murdered.
620
00:47:41,358 --> 00:47:43,918
What about it, ma'am?
Oh, and another thing,
621
00:47:43,994 --> 00:47:46,986
the lab tells me that the blood
is only 24-hours old.
622
00:47:48,999 --> 00:47:53,333
All right, all right.
I did it. I planted the hat.
623
00:47:53,403 --> 00:47:55,735
I was just trying to get
everybody off the dime.
624
00:47:57,307 --> 00:47:59,969
I guess I'm in trouble, huh?
Falsifying evidence?
625
00:48:00,043 --> 00:48:03,206
There's no real harm done.
Surely she didn't break any law?
626
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:05,214
Your help I don't need.
627
00:48:05,282 --> 00:48:08,274
Well, like Mr. Markham says,
there was no harm done.
628
00:48:08,352 --> 00:48:12,345
As far as I'm concerned,
I think everybody can forget about it.
629
00:48:12,422 --> 00:48:15,084
Well, and I'll be going.
630
00:48:15,158 --> 00:48:18,650
Oh, Mr. Markham,
may I borrow that will
for an hour or two?
631
00:48:19,763 --> 00:48:22,425
Well, I'm afraid it isn't mine.
It belongs toJennifer.
632
00:48:22,499 --> 00:48:26,492
Why don't I take it back to her?
I'm sure dropping it off
will take you out of your way.
633
00:48:26,570 --> 00:48:28,504
Well, suit yourself.
634
00:48:45,856 --> 00:48:48,518
Now, let me ask you
this question.
635
00:48:48,592 --> 00:48:51,083
Is this the first pile iron you sunk?
636
00:48:51,161 --> 00:48:55,427
Yeah, that's pile D3.
We did that the day of
the dedication.
637
00:48:55,499 --> 00:48:57,490
You were here, remember?
I saw you coming in.
638
00:48:57,567 --> 00:49:01,196
Well, what happens then?
You just dig a hole
and you just plop the stuff in?
639
00:49:01,271 --> 00:49:04,172
[Carl]We usually dig 'em the day before.I see.
640
00:49:04,241 --> 00:49:07,438
Then you have this big hole
sitting there all night?
641
00:49:07,511 --> 00:49:10,674
It's not a safety hazard, Lieutenant.
Don't worry about it.
642
00:49:10,747 --> 00:49:13,079
I see, uh-huh.
[Honks]
643
00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,454
[Carl]
Hey, it's Mr. Markham.
644
00:49:21,358 --> 00:49:23,849
[Brakes Squeal]
645
00:49:31,468 --> 00:49:33,459
The lieutenant
was looking for you, Mr. Markham.
646
00:49:33,537 --> 00:49:38,338
I'm sure he was.
I see you have our building records.
647
00:49:38,408 --> 00:49:42,071
Yes, sir.
But he wanted to take a look.
Listen, I didn't think you'd mind.
648
00:49:42,145 --> 00:49:45,979
No, of course not.I wouldn't wanna dampenyour new interest in architecture.
649
00:49:46,049 --> 00:49:48,711
All right, Carl. Thanks.
650
00:49:48,785 --> 00:49:53,119
Lieutenant, anybody ever tell you
you're very much like an arachnid?
651
00:49:53,190 --> 00:49:56,853
A what?
A tick. They're quite common,
but excessively tenacious.
652
00:49:56,927 --> 00:50:01,921
They hang on.
They let go only under
extreme prodding.
653
00:50:01,999 --> 00:50:04,832
Well, I never heard of it.
[Laughs]
654
00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:12,200
- There it is.
- [Columbo] There's what?
655
00:50:16,146 --> 00:50:19,309
Pile D3.
What do you mean?
656
00:50:19,383 --> 00:50:22,216
Why don't you dig it up?
What?
657
00:50:22,285 --> 00:50:24,253
All right. Come on.
You know you want to.
658
00:50:24,321 --> 00:50:26,186
I don't know
what you're talking about.
659
00:50:26,256 --> 00:50:29,589
Oh, it's such a marvelous place
to-to hide a body.
660
00:50:29,659 --> 00:50:33,254
Crew comes in, digs a hole.
Hole sits there overnight.
661
00:50:33,330 --> 00:50:37,323
If I were a murderer...
hypothetically speaking, of course...
it'd be made to order.
662
00:50:37,401 --> 00:50:42,202
Just drive up, dump the body.
The next morning, crew comes in,
fills the hole with concrete.
663
00:50:42,272 --> 00:50:44,433
Neat, clean, foolproof.
664
00:50:44,508 --> 00:50:46,840
Well, now, wait a minute.
If you were a murderer...
665
00:50:46,910 --> 00:50:50,073
hypothetically, like you say...
you're not going to
tell this to the police.
666
00:50:50,147 --> 00:50:53,548
Well, why not?
You'd never be able to dig it up.
667
00:50:53,617 --> 00:50:58,611
Besides, how do you know
I'm not a victim of my own bravado?
668
00:51:18,708 --> 00:51:23,202
How much would it cost?
I mean, to actually dig up pile D3?
669
00:51:23,280 --> 00:51:27,774
Just for the sake of curiosity.
Well, a great deal more than
your bank account, Lieutenant.
670
00:51:27,851 --> 00:51:31,412
To say nothing of the permits,
assuming you got permission,
which is doubtful.
671
00:51:31,488 --> 00:51:34,651
Mmm. Probably be a mess,
wouldn't it?
672
00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:37,420
Well, it's a lot of concrete.
Yeah, it sure is.
673
00:51:37,494 --> 00:51:42,363
You really believe that
Beau Williamson
met with foul play, don't you?
674
00:51:42,432 --> 00:51:46,698
That's astonishing.There's no body, you've no proof.
675
00:51:46,770 --> 00:51:48,761
Aside from Goldie's
pathetic attempt at fraud, no motive.
676
00:51:48,839 --> 00:51:52,502
- Well, actually, there is a motive.
- Oh?
677
00:51:52,576 --> 00:51:55,010
Oh, yes. It's in Mr. Williamsors will.
678
00:51:55,078 --> 00:52:00,573
You see, before I dropped it offat his wife's house, I stopped byto see my brother-in-law.
679
00:52:00,650 --> 00:52:05,485
Uh, he's an attorney.
Nothing big, you understand,
but, uh, he's pretty good.
680
00:52:06,756 --> 00:52:10,248
- You've been very busy.
- Well, it's just part of the job.
681
00:52:10,327 --> 00:52:14,559
Anyway, he tells me that
there's a very interesting clause
in that will.
682
00:52:14,631 --> 00:52:17,623
And it says thatif Mr. Williamson dies,
683
00:52:17,701 --> 00:52:21,967
his wife, Jennifer, doesn't gain
control of the estate.
684
00:52:23,039 --> 00:52:26,031
- Is that so?
- Mm.
685
00:52:26,109 --> 00:52:30,603
Yeah, aside from Goldie's 25%,
the entire thing goes into a trust.
686
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,877
And the wife, all she gets
is the income from the interest.
687
00:52:33,950 --> 00:52:37,784
- How nice for her.
- Yeah, it's a lot of money.
688
00:52:37,854 --> 00:52:40,618
But it's a lot less than it takes
to finance your city.
689
00:52:40,690 --> 00:52:45,127
You know, you're proving my point,
Lieutenant. I have no interest
in seeing Beau dead.
690
00:52:45,195 --> 00:52:50,030
- I want the city built.
- Yeah, but if he's dead,
and it can't be proved,
691
00:52:50,100 --> 00:52:52,398
then legally he's considered alive,
692
00:52:52,469 --> 00:52:55,734
which means his wifecan spend the moneywithout restrictions.
693
00:52:55,805 --> 00:52:59,400
You see, she could go right ahead
and bankroll your city.
694
00:53:00,677 --> 00:53:05,774
- Quite a lawyer, your brother-in-law.
- Yeah, I know. The whole family,
we're kind of proud of'im.
695
00:53:05,849 --> 00:53:10,582
As long as he's giving you
so much free counsel, I hope
there's one other point that he made.
696
00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:15,421
- Uh, what's that?
- Well, a man can be declared
legally dead without a corpus delicti,
697
00:53:15,492 --> 00:53:20,293
but if you really wanna
make a case against someone,
it might help if you found the body.
698
00:53:20,363 --> 00:53:24,629
Yeah, I know.
See, I figure I, uh,
699
00:53:24,701 --> 00:53:27,795
I gotta come up
with something concrete.
700
00:53:39,716 --> 00:53:41,047
Uh...
701
00:53:49,426 --> 00:53:51,394
[Phone Ringing]
702
00:53:59,236 --> 00:54:01,397
[Continues Ringing]
703
00:54:25,595 --> 00:54:28,086
[Keyboard Clacking][Phone Ringing, Faint]
704
00:55:17,080 --> 00:55:19,014
Wednesday morning.
705
00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,576
Thank you.
706
00:55:26,790 --> 00:55:30,954
I, uh, need some information about...
J-Just a minute, please.
707
00:55:37,734 --> 00:55:39,565
Yes?
708
00:55:40,904 --> 00:55:43,737
I want some information.
How do I go about, uh,
709
00:55:43,807 --> 00:55:48,301
getting permission to dig up
a pile of a building
that's already under construction?
710
00:55:48,378 --> 00:55:50,710
I beg your pardon?
711
00:55:50,780 --> 00:55:54,375
A pile of a building
that's under construction.
712
00:55:54,451 --> 00:55:56,919
I wanna dig it up.
713
00:55:56,986 --> 00:55:59,978
Regular-size pile?
Yeah.
714
00:56:00,056 --> 00:56:04,220
Ten thousand pounds?
I would think so.
715
00:56:04,294 --> 00:56:06,285
Just a minute, please.
716
00:56:08,231 --> 00:56:12,668
Section 346B.
'Foundations."
717
00:56:12,736 --> 00:56:15,432
Do you know how much
a thing like that would cost?
718
00:56:15,505 --> 00:56:17,871
No. How much?
719
00:56:21,544 --> 00:56:24,479
'See 581 D."
720
00:56:26,783 --> 00:56:28,717
Yes, here we are.
721
00:56:29,886 --> 00:56:34,448
Now, what's your connection,
by the way? Contractor? Owner?
722
00:56:35,458 --> 00:56:39,121
No. I'm from the police.
Uh, Lt. Columbo.
723
00:56:39,195 --> 00:56:43,859
Oh, yes.
Well, you'll have to have
a departmental approval...
724
00:56:43,933 --> 00:56:47,425
under regulation 613
of the municipal code.
725
00:56:47,504 --> 00:56:52,635
I see. That's, uh, 613?
Six-one-three.
726
00:56:52,709 --> 00:56:56,406
Now, once you get that,
you file your permits,
727
00:56:56,479 --> 00:57:01,746
your requisition slips
and, uh, if the mayor's office
approves of that,
728
00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:04,343
uh, then you're set.
729
00:57:04,421 --> 00:57:08,050
Been to the Structural Engineering
Department?
What for?
730
00:57:08,124 --> 00:57:13,118
Uh, Lieutenant, you have to show
the exact foundation to be torn out...
731
00:57:13,196 --> 00:57:15,096
so we can make our estimates.
732
00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:22,030
Oh. Where do I do that?
Room 316, down the hall.
733
00:57:22,105 --> 00:57:25,097
All right.
I'll be right back.
734
00:58:00,777 --> 00:58:03,245
Got 'em.
Good.
735
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:07,215
- Well?
- Lunch hour. Come back at 1:00.
736
00:58:51,794 --> 00:58:53,455
Okay.
737
00:58:59,502 --> 00:59:03,165
How long have you been
digging here?
Since about 8:00 this morning.
738
00:59:03,239 --> 00:59:06,572
And how much
is this going to cost?
I don't know.
739
00:59:06,643 --> 00:59:09,703
Inspector, how much
is all this going to cost?
740
00:59:09,779 --> 00:59:12,270
Morning, Inspector.
Hi, Inspector.
741
00:59:13,416 --> 00:59:16,249
Well, he won't tell you. I'll tell you.
It's gonna cost considerable.
742
00:59:44,814 --> 00:59:48,978
Well, Lieutenant.
You know, you can still stop it
before it's too late.
743
00:59:50,486 --> 00:59:53,148
Well, you know,
I went to so much trouble
to get the permission,
744
00:59:53,222 --> 00:59:56,817
that, uh, I think
I'd better go ahead.
Well, that's up to you.
745
00:59:56,893 --> 01:00:01,057
I hope you realize
how much work you're causing
for a great many people.
746
01:00:01,130 --> 01:00:04,122
Well, it's a lot more
than I expected, I'll give you that.
747
01:00:15,712 --> 01:00:18,272
You, uh, should've
dressed for the occasion.
748
01:00:18,348 --> 01:00:20,839
What?
They're taking your picture.
749
01:00:20,917 --> 01:00:23,943
You're gonna be a celebrity
on the 6:00 news.
750
01:00:24,020 --> 01:00:26,352
All right, come on, fellas.
Gimme a break, huh?
751
01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:30,188
Listen, I, uh...
I wanna apologize for the press.
752
01:00:30,259 --> 01:00:33,490
I didn't realize
they were gonna be here.
I had nothing to do with it.
753
01:00:33,563 --> 01:00:36,691
- Must've been a leak
down in the department.
- No, I invited them.
754
01:00:36,766 --> 01:00:39,860
Hope you don't mind.
I intend to make a statement
when you're finished.
755
01:00:39,936 --> 01:00:43,633
You do? Well, maybe
I'll have a statement of my own.
756
01:00:43,706 --> 01:00:46,368
Well, you're clutching at straws.
757
01:00:49,312 --> 01:00:53,646
Carl, you're keeping a record of
the delay in construction time,
aren't you?
758
01:00:53,716 --> 01:00:57,117
- [Carl] Yes, sir.!
- All right. Fine.
759
01:00:57,186 --> 01:00:59,882
Lieutenant, I want you
to know I admire you.
760
01:00:59,956 --> 01:01:03,289
- Oh, really?
- You've got the courage of
your conviction.
761
01:01:03,359 --> 01:01:06,624
That's an admirable trait...
misdirected as it may be.
762
01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:15,898
Lieutenant, there you are.
763
01:01:17,073 --> 01:01:21,737
You just stay right there,
because I am gonna love you to death.
764
01:01:22,812 --> 01:01:25,406
We could've used you
at the Alamo. You've got guts.
765
01:01:25,481 --> 01:01:27,972
Oh, yeah.
Jennifer called
and told me about this.
766
01:01:28,051 --> 01:01:31,214
Then she pulled the covers
over her head which is her way
of dealing with problems.
767
01:01:31,287 --> 01:01:35,280
But I'm here
to give you support.
Thanks. I appreciate that.
768
01:01:35,358 --> 01:01:38,691
Are you getting
a little nervous, Mr. Markham?
Should I be?
769
01:01:38,761 --> 01:01:42,925
Well, it depends on what's down there.
The usual, Goldie...
bedrock and cement.
770
01:01:42,999 --> 01:01:45,490
Mmm, I wonder.
So does the lieutenant.
771
01:01:45,568 --> 01:01:48,537
But he'll have his curiosity
satisfied soon enough.
772
01:01:48,604 --> 01:01:50,834
Mr. Markham,can I see you a moment, please?
773
01:01:54,844 --> 01:01:58,507
Don't be intimidated.
I think he's scared.
774
01:02:02,051 --> 01:02:05,953
If this looks all right to you,
can we bring in the crane?
775
01:02:06,022 --> 01:02:09,287
All right, bring her in,
take her up.
What's happening?
776
01:02:09,358 --> 01:02:11,519
We'll have her up
in a half hour.
777
01:02:11,594 --> 01:02:13,926
Another half hour.
778
01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:17,488
Nervous, Lieutenant?
Yeah, a little.
779
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:20,559
Why not?
You're learning architecture
the hard way.
780
01:02:42,391 --> 01:02:44,655
Take her up.
781
01:03:55,198 --> 01:03:57,462
[Jackhammers Stop]
782
01:03:59,569 --> 01:04:02,902
[Carl]Okay, fellas, let's forget it, huh?
783
01:04:13,716 --> 01:04:16,549
Nothing here, Mr. Markham.Not even a button.
784
01:04:45,882 --> 01:04:48,009
[Markham]Well, Lt. Columbo?
785
01:04:51,487 --> 01:04:55,651
- I guess I was wrong.
- I'd consider that
an accurate statement.
786
01:04:55,725 --> 01:05:00,162
- You have a moment?
I'd like to talk to you.
- Nothing I'd like better.
787
01:05:13,976 --> 01:05:16,035
Mr. Markham, I think
I owe you an apology.
788
01:05:16,112 --> 01:05:21,345
Is that all you have to say?
Not much. Night.
789
01:05:21,417 --> 01:05:25,148
Carl, fill up the excavation.
Sink another hole.
790
01:05:25,221 --> 01:05:27,212
We'll pour the concrete
in the morning.
791
01:05:29,225 --> 01:05:33,218
Lieutenant, you say you owe me
an apology? Well, you owe me
a great deal more than that.
792
01:05:33,296 --> 01:05:36,265
There's not a trace of a body.
Not a bit of clothing.
Not a ring. Nothing.
793
01:05:36,332 --> 01:05:39,893
Now, I'm not a police officer,but the conclusion seems to be obvious.
794
01:05:39,969 --> 01:05:43,598
You didn't find Beau Williamsonbecause he isn't hereand he never was.
795
01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:47,268
- Stop gloating.
- What's the matter, Goldie?
You should be delighted.
796
01:05:47,343 --> 01:05:51,609
It means Beau's still alive.
The only one that suffered here
is the lieutenant and me.
797
01:05:51,681 --> 01:05:56,675
- Why you?
- Well, I've been suspected of murder,
my work has been delayed,
798
01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:59,949
my relationship with Beau
and Jennifer's been jeopardized.
799
01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:04,015
Lieutenant, I'm sure you have
a lot of explaining to do
to your superiors.
800
01:06:04,093 --> 01:06:07,221
So, if you'll forgive me,
I'll be off.
801
01:06:10,032 --> 01:06:12,023
Here, put this on.
802
01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:17,533
I'm sorry, lover.
That's okay, Goldie.
803
01:06:17,606 --> 01:06:20,769
No, it's my fault.
I put the bug in your ear.
804
01:06:20,843 --> 01:06:23,676
They gonna suspend you
or something?
805
01:06:23,746 --> 01:06:28,740
I don't know.
I'll buy you a drink.
I'll buy us both a drink.
806
01:06:28,818 --> 01:06:33,312
No, that's okay.
Thank you, Goldie. You go ahead.
807
01:06:33,389 --> 01:06:36,552
I owe you one.
I'll see you later.
808
01:06:58,147 --> 01:07:00,479
[Engine Starts]
809
01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:19,561
[Engine Off]
810
01:07:41,757 --> 01:07:45,420
[Rustling]
811
01:08:11,554 --> 01:08:15,217
♫ [Classical Music On Stereo]
812
01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,936
[Loud Bang]
813
01:08:39,915 --> 01:08:41,940
[Tires Screeching]
814
01:08:48,724 --> 01:08:50,658
[Stereo Off
815
01:09:03,038 --> 01:09:06,599
[Police Radio Chatter]
816
01:09:11,480 --> 01:09:14,472
License and registration, please.
817
01:09:21,891 --> 01:09:24,257
That was real nice, sir.
What?
818
01:09:24,326 --> 01:09:26,988
That was a real nice
piece of driving
you did back there.
819
01:09:27,062 --> 01:09:29,223
The way you handled it.
The way you pulled it over.
820
01:09:29,298 --> 01:09:31,789
Oh. Th-Thank you.
821
01:09:31,867 --> 01:09:34,529
Left front.
Could've been hairy.
822
01:09:34,603 --> 01:09:36,764
Yeah, that...
Oh, that could've been.
823
01:09:36,839 --> 01:09:40,502
Well, then, there's no real harm done.
Thank you for stopping.
L-I appreciate that.
824
01:09:41,510 --> 01:09:44,172
Open it up.
825
01:09:44,246 --> 01:09:46,908
- What?
- The trunk.
826
01:09:46,982 --> 01:09:50,941
You might as well get your keys,and I'll help you out with the spare.
827
01:10:13,042 --> 01:10:16,034
Isn't that ridiculous?
What?
828
01:10:16,111 --> 01:10:19,603
[Laughs]
My spare. No air.
829
01:10:19,682 --> 01:10:23,618
It's useless. I've been meaning
to get it filled, but, well,
you know how that is.
830
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:27,247
Well, why don't I call a tow truck?
They'll bring out a pump.
831
01:10:27,323 --> 01:10:31,726
Oh, yeah. That's great.
Thanks a lot.
Okay. Good night now.
832
01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:38,325
[Motorcycle Starts Up]
833
01:10:42,471 --> 01:10:45,463
[Drives Away]
834
01:11:21,577 --> 01:11:23,738
[Engine Off]
835
01:11:39,361 --> 01:11:41,522
[Light Clicks On]
836
01:11:46,135 --> 01:11:48,626
Good evening, Mr. Markham.
837
01:11:51,573 --> 01:11:53,507
Beau Williamson?
838
01:11:56,712 --> 01:11:59,875
[Sirens Approaching]
839
01:11:59,948 --> 01:12:02,610
Ahead of me all the way,
werert you?
840
01:12:02,685 --> 01:12:05,245
Well, I kind of had a hunch.
841
01:12:05,321 --> 01:12:09,655
You see, you kept trying to
finesse me into digging up that pile.
842
01:12:09,725 --> 01:12:12,091
And I had to ask myself, ' Why?"
843
01:12:12,161 --> 01:12:16,291
I mean, you're not
a dumb man, Mr. Markham.
You wouldn't lead me right to the body.
844
01:12:16,365 --> 01:12:20,358
- Why'd you dig it up?
- Well, I had to play along, didn't I?
845
01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:24,867
You see, I figured
you had the body somewhere.
846
01:12:24,940 --> 01:12:28,603
But what you really wanted
was a foolproof hiding place.
847
01:12:28,677 --> 01:12:31,669
Now, what's better than
a place that's already been searched?
848
01:12:31,747 --> 01:12:34,443
And at considerable cost
and my embarrassment?
849
01:12:34,516 --> 01:12:37,508
Officer?
No, no. Don't bother.
850
01:12:37,586 --> 01:12:42,182
- You will admit, it's a clever idea.
- Oh, yeah. It was perfect.
851
01:12:42,257 --> 01:12:45,283
Who would look
in the same place twice?
852
01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:50,196
I should've left it
where it was.
Mr. Markham,
853
01:12:50,265 --> 01:12:52,426
I'm curious about that.
854
01:12:53,535 --> 01:12:57,869
Where was it?
It was in the equipment shed
at the stables.
855
01:12:57,940 --> 01:13:01,103
Well, you never can be sure
about those things.
856
01:13:01,176 --> 01:13:03,542
You know, bodies have
a funny way of surfacing.
857
01:13:03,612 --> 01:13:08,447
You know, this was brilliant.
Eventually you would've had
a whole building over the grave.
858
01:13:08,517 --> 01:13:13,011
- Yes, brilliant.
- It was just that music thing
that bothered me.
859
01:13:13,088 --> 01:13:16,546
Carnegie Hall and Nashville.
They don't mix.
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[Sighs]
No. No, they don't.
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