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The Laid-Off Cheat-Granting Mage Enjoys a Second Lease on Life

That weakling was all bark and no bite.

Let's go kill the rest of them.

Yeah.

W-Wait.

She's persistent.

Let's kill her.

Kill me if you want, but I won't go down easily.

Actually...

There's a better way.

You'll leave with only your fear and spend the rest of your life

terrified of the past.

We'll make you forget everything that happened here.

We have nothing to be afraid of.

This girl hasn't changed since then.

You want that boy to strike this mark you put on our chest?

Don't be absurd!

The most powerful attack is meaningless if it doesn't land.

Look. The boy is way down there now.

You're powerless to do anything again, girl!

My name isn't "girl."

That feeble boy is Rein.

And I...

am Lily Flambert!

Your scales are the ultimate armor,

but when you move, gaps form between them!

Why, you...

My blade has reached your nerves.

Every move you make will send tremors up your neck and cause excruciating pain.

You can't escape anymore!

Damn you, girl!

Pull yourself together, Right! Are you okay?

Stab

Rein, strike the mark!

If you focus your attack on a single point, you can pierce its heart!

Got it!

I'm coming!

Everyone's armor has reached its limit.

If I fail, we'll all die!

Ow, it hurts.

Say something, Right.

Have you thrown in the towel?

That boy will come right up to us to stab us in the heart.

If we wait for that moment, we can crush him before the girl's eyes.

Rein, they're going to hit you with their tail!

Swing your sword from there!

You can do plenty of damage from that distance!

Rein, are you listening?!

D-Don't worry. I'll j-jump out of the way of their t-tail.

You don't have the energy for that!

This boy is a total amateur.

I'll stab it right in the heart!

You can't dodge their tail, you idiot!

Don't try to show off, numbnuts!

But if I swing from back here, I can't avoid hitting you!

You won't be able to withstand the blast!

He...

He's thinking of us?

Rein, we'll defend ourselves! Just swing your sword!

We'll all die if you keep worrying about that!

Hurry up and swing!

You're always such a creep!

Who wears dirt-colored clothes?!

Did your grandma buy those for you?!

Victory requires sacrifices and taking risks.

The boy doesn't realize that!

Rein!

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

What the hell?!

Kill

What did I say, brat?!

Your lack of experience makes you naïve!

That is why you lost!

You're the naïve one!

You drew me in as close as possible so you could kill me.

But even as an amateur, from that distance...

I can hit a target by throwing my sword!

I-Impossible!

No human should be this s-strong!

You're like a god or devil!

It's dead.

Ow...

It hurts...

I wanted to live a more fun and peaceful life, but Right was stronger than me.

He threatened me with shoulder punches and made me do as he said.

He made me run errands.

It was always my job to clean up dog shit, too, even though it was his dog.

I hate this life. It sucks.

Yeah, that sounds really rough.

What is this? A submachine gun?

It's a freaking Uzi!

Crap!

I was going to lower their guard with a sob story before shooting them!

What a blunder!

I didn't think you had something like this.

That's an impressive weapon.

W-Wait, no. This is too cruel.

S-Spare m—

That was close, but I survived.

My heart's busted, but I think I can manage somehow.

That bitch didn't have the guts to shoot me.

This is why her whole party died.

Imbecile! Idiot! I hope you die!

You can't let your guard down around monsters.

Anyway, where's Rein?

Rein!

How are my left arm and leg?

Th-They're totally fine.

Ow, it hurts...

You sound like the Radiant Dragon.

That's hilarious.

Thanks, Lily and Margaret.

One million yen.

One million yen.

Rein.

You defeated the Radiant Dragon.

You focused your attack on a single point, just like you intended.

This was your achievement.

No.

I couldn't have beaten it alone.

It's because I had you two.

Ow...

Can you stand?

Careful!

He'll grope your chest and butt!

No, I won't!

What? Did you really?

No!

Guffaw

Rein, lean on me!

Can I really?

Where are those hands going?!

I would've died without the armor you gave me.

Same. I would've died if you hadn't enchanted my armor.

Same. You saved my life, Rein.

I would've died without the armor you gave me.

Stop. Why are you repeating yourself?

Everyone has value!

That obviously includes you!

What is this?

Mirabelle.

This man hired you to kill someone.

Mom!

Family

I'm sorry! I'll kill them next time!

Forgive me, Mom!

Look at how desperate he is!

He's desperate to be loved!

Honestly, it's disgusting.

Mirabelle, you and everyone else are worthless.

That's why it's okay to kill them.

But when you kill your targets, I love you.

That's right. I'm worthless.

I'm sorry, Rein.

I have to kill you.

Whoa, the Radiant Dragon didn't disappoint.

I got 5,000 points from it.

I fought. I actually managed to fight.

Hey, hey, hey!

What are you striking a cool pose for?

What are you, a middle school kid?

It's been weeks since the hot summer of your second year of middle school!

Oh, thinking about mine got me fired up!

Global warming keeps ceaselessly advancing!

What is wrong with you?!

Let me see that cool pose again!

You're so annoying.

I won't let you hurt them, Mirabelle the assassin.

Not only are you slower compared to when we met,

but you also weren't completely hidden.

Mirabelle.

S-Stay away from me!

Rein, when you were nice to me and said I wasn't worthless, I felt kind of happy.

It made me think others have value and that I'd like to cherish them.

What is this? What is this feeling?

Until now, I saw no difference between people, bugs, and beasts.

They were just lumps of flesh.

But now I can't kill anyone anymore!

At this rate, because of you... because of you...

Mom will abandon me.

I'm sorry.

He apologized!

Mom...

Mirabelle, I'll help you think.

You can think while you walk, right?

Come on, Mirabelle. Come with us.

Did you forget why we came here?

It's Poophead!

Seriously, screw you! Help me already!

Sexy! Sexy!

Hey!

Sexy! Sexy! Sexy!

Hey, Mirabelle!

You little brat!

Hurry up and kill them!

I-I earned my pay.

If I hadn't fought the Radiant Dragon, we'd all be dead.

I don't care! Kill them!

Kill them, kill them, kill them!

If you don't, your mom will never love you again!

I bet Rein told you people aren't worthless, but that's a lie!

A lie?

Of course it is!

You'd have killed him if he hadn't tricked you!

Of course he lied!

But it didn't sound like a lie to me.

Do you really think Rein's going to be your weekend bowling buddy now?

Mirabelle, you've killed dozens of people!

Normal people don't associate with someone like you!

They think you're nuts!

You're not just worthless, you're evil! Who's going to love you?

Your mom!

So you should keep killing people at your mom's direction!

That's enough.

Mirabelle's doing her best to change!

Why would you say such cruel things to her?

Did you guys hear the cheesy shit he just said?

It's like I'm relaxing in a warm living room and watching TV with my pet dog!

It's not a lie! It's not!

Ow!

Trust me, Mirabelle! People are worthless!

Your mom is all you have!

Killing people is awesome! Hooray, murder!

He's lying, Mirabelle!

You can't trust people who say people are worthless!

I don't know what's right.

Then let me break it down for you!

First, Mirabelle, you're a mass murderer! You're worthless!

Then there's other people! Suppose you see a stranger on the side of the road...

People have value!

They do! They do! They do! They do!

What are you shouting for, Rein?

They do, they do, they do, they do, they do!

AAAAAHHH

Mirabelle.

Rein is trying to tell you that people aren't worthless.

Cough

Look at how hard he's willing to try for you.

Doesn't that make you feel like you're worth something?

Yeah, it does.

Rein said something similar to me once, and I...

Hey!

HEY!

Whoa, you scared me!

Goblins!

S-Sorry, it's my fault for shouting.

Whispering now won't fix anything!

Mirabelle!

Help me!

Are you going to let me die?

Fine! I'll At Least Leave A Mark On You Before I Die, Damn It! Goodbye Forever!

You're killing me, then?

So you're a murderer!

You're worthless after all!

We should run. Ignore his nonsense.

I bet you'll keep killing people like your mom says!

I bet he's thinking, "Fine! I'll at least leave a mark on you

before I die, damn it! Goodbye forever!"

She's fast!

Mirabelle, what are you doing?

Cornelius, I'll tell Mom.

I'll tell her I'm not worthless, so I won't kill people anymore.

If that makes her abandon me, then fine.

I'll find allies who trust, support, and work hard for each other!

Mirabelle!

The goblins!

So I won't use this power to kill people anymore!

I'll use it to save lives!

Wow.

She took them out with one attack.

Don't be afraid, Cornelius.

I am strong.

Cornelius will never hurt you again.

I'll make sure of it.

Okay.

We appreciate it.

Mirabelle, what do you think Lefaid is like?

What? I don't know.

Want to see?

Yeah, I do!

Yeah? Then I'm not showing you.

Go home with Cornelius today.

What?

Why?

Shut up, walleye.

It might take courage to tell your mom how you feel,

but I believe you can do it.

Come see us once you have.

I'll show you the sword then.

Okay. I promise I'll come back as soon as I've told my mom.

It's a promise. Good luck.

Even Rein can be sensible sometimes.

I know, right?

What do you mean? I'm always sensible.

He said that with a straight face!

I-Is he mad?

I always get things done when it counts.

You attracted those goblins by shouting!

And you've acted like an idiot at plenty of inappropriate times!

Ugh, gross.

Never smile again.

This place looks worthy of a legendary sword!

The excitement and anticipation is making me short of breath!

You're already breathing heavily.

This is definitely it.

Lefaid.

That sword belongs to you, Rein.

Right.

So this... is Lefaid.

How much do you think I grew on this adventure?

Well, if you take a look outside, the world might look different now.

Yeah, I'm sure it will.

You think so, too?

Totally.

It's so bright!

Lily

talking about meee?! Is she... She said "Rein"!

ROLEPLAYING LIFE

Hey!

You were talking about me, right?! Lily!!

REIN CRASHES THE STAGE

Right?!

Hey!

Lily!

Hey!!

Lily!

Hey!!

You were, right?!

Hey!!

Lily!!

ROLEPLAYING LIFE

Rush Lily!! The Blue Crystals Crash the Stage!

Inn Overnight (No Meals) ¥1,980

Good morning.

The weather's nice again, isn't it?

Oh, right.

What is this, peek-a-boo?