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Hey honey, what are you looking for?

Uh, I was first in Attic.

I'm hungry.

Oh, boy, I brought you that ramen special.

I don't want one.

Did you get the long food chip that I wanted?

No, I... we don't have the atchards.

But there's those cookies that you like, the chocolate chip ones.

Hello!

Oh, look who's here.

Auntie Mallory's here.

Hi.

Miles?

Oh my god!

I haven't seen you in so long.

Look at how much you have grown up.

Oh my goodness.

Auntie Mallory, did you love how much you've grown up?

Oh my goodness.

Wow!

You have really, really grown, Miles.

Thank you.

You are... oh, what a handsome boy.

What a nice... Happy birthday, step sis.

Thank you, honey.

I'm so glad you could make the trip.

I know how busy you are traveling all the time.

Thank you so much for having me.

Where's... where's Misty?

Misty?

Auntie Mallory's here.

Can you come out, honey?

Dad?

Dad?

I'm coming.

Yeah, hold on, Miles.

There she is.

Oh my goodness, look at you.

It's so beautiful.

Look at how much you have grown.

Oh my goodness, your titties are so nice.

Wow.

Oh my goodness, you are... you're all grown up.

They are so grown now.

I mean, it's been a long time.

Yeah.

I'm coming, Miles.

Where's Scott?

Auntie Mallory's here.

Where's Scott?

Hey, babe?

Can you come on in?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love it.

Hi, Melanie.

Hi, my favorite brother-in-law.

Oh my goodness.

So great now that you're here.

Oh, yes.

Oh, okay.

So it's your birthday weekend.

That's so fabulous.

What are you going to do today?

Um, I, I don't know.

I didn't really have anything planned.

No?

The kids and I got you something to go pamper yourself.

You can go get your hair done while we decorate.

Okay.

It was dad's idea.

We all liked the characters.

Yeah, for a second.

Oh, gosh, you guys are so sweet.

I mean, it's a special 50th birthday.

Yeah.

We love you too.

Yeah.

Alright, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna go make yourself at home.

Okay.

Scott will show you.

I'm gonna grab her my suitcase for me.

I'm so happy.

It's just outside.

Of course.

Thank you.

Perfect.

Bye, honey.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye, mom.

Oh, you guys have grown up so much.

Oh, wow.

I am so sorry.

I've stayed away so long.

I think that we were like, what, like five or something?

Yeah.

It's been like, like what, 12, 15 years, something like that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We'll just make sure you call me Auntie Melons.

Okay, Auntie Melons.

Love you.

Oh, Auntie Melons.

Okay, let's take that suitcase.

Come on.

I'm sorry, guys.

Come on.

Stop.

We'll talk about this later.

Let me go get her some.

We'll talk about it.

What do you have in your box?

Shoes.

Shoes.

Lots of shoes.

Okay, so you stayed here before.

Yeah.

Oh, lights.

Thanks.

Sorry about that one.

No problem.

Okay.

Yeah.

There's some ports over here to plug your phone into and plugs if you need them.

You know where they are.

Sorry about the mess in here.

We did some renovation.

Yeah.

Let me just get your bag over in the corner.

Yeah.

What?

You know who I am.

I know how you are.

Okay, we're good.

Yeah.

Oh, I'm so comfortable.

What are you doing today?

What does it look like I'm doing?

Let me see.

No.

Let me see.

No.

Let me see.

No.

You always get to pick.

Because you always watch stupid shows.

I do not.

You just have bad taste.

No.

You watch stupid reality TV crap.

So, it's entertaining.

No, it's not.

Let me see.

The game's on.

Just let me check the score.

No.

Yes.

I'm not watching the game.

Just let me check the score and then you can watch whatever stupid... Gorge more.

I don't care about sports.

I do.

Just let me see.

Look on your phone.

I don't have my phone.

Let's take it away.

Stop.

Stop.

Give me the clicker.

It doesn't work.

Give me the clicker.

I just want to see the score.

If I don't know the score, then all the guys

are going to fucking give me a hard time.

Okay.

So, you're all set.

Is there anything else you need?

Actually, there is something else I need.

What are you doing?

I know exactly what I'm doing.

Yes.

You shouldn't be doing this.

We should totally be doing this.

We should totally be doing this.

Your sister just left.

She left.

That's right.

She left.

So, she's not here.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

You know how I am.

I get what I want.

You shouldn't be doing this.

Shh.

Quiet.

Hold that for me, baby.

Oh, yeah.

This was supposed to be a one-time train.

This is a one-time train.

It says every time is one time.

Okay, you see the score.

It's my turn now.

Calm down.

Calm down.

They scroll across the bottom.

I've got to see all the scores.

All the scores?

Yes.

I've got to know what the points are.

Do you hear that?

What is that?

Where is that coming from?

Is that coming from your room or...

I don't know if you can check.

No, no.

God, it's really loud.

What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing?

You're touching yourself?

Yes.

Go to your room or something.

I can't.

They gave me a tea.

Melons, whatever.

They gave her my room.

What happened to being involved?

Just here, watch your fucking reality TV show.

Okay.

Well, what if I help you?

I'm not here.

I mean, we're not really related, so it doesn't count.

Just because we're like stuck.

Oh, come on.

Just...

It's so big.

It's bigger than my boyfriend's.

Just really?

Yeah.

What the hell are you doing?

It's fine.

Are you sure?

What if they come out?

You said it was okay to help.

I don't know.

Sounds like he's busy.

Is that time?

I don't really know who else it would be.

I mean, maybe she had one of her boyfriends come over, but...

I don't care.

You have to tell me if I'm doing a good job.

Okay.

That's great.

Can I touch you?

That's how they do it in the movies.

Do you watch porn?

Don't you watch porn?

Yeah, I didn't know the girls did, though.

Yeah,

I want to do it just like they do it online.

So you have to tell me if you think it's kind of the same, like if it's comparable.

Yeah, okay.

Take

your shorts off.

I mean, what if someone comes out?

What if they come out and seem like they're in the mouth?

We can cover that.

Okay, we'll just be quick.

Yeah, we'll be quick.

Oh, yeah, fuck my face.

Yeah.

No, stop.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I want it.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Don't stop.

Oh, yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Ah, ah.

Oh, that's it.

That feels good.

I like that.

They do it in the movies.

Yeah, I've always wanted to do this.

Yeah.

I bet Auntie Melanie does this all the time.

You guys told me if I do this good too, okay?

Mm-hmm.

I can't believe my sister's sucking my cock right now.

And I'm looking at my sister's booty.

Wait till I tell the guys.

Oh, yeah.

Definitely feels really, really good.

Oh, my God, it's just so big.

Yours really is like online.

Am I doing good?

Just like that.

Just like that.

Only fuck your faces.

Only fuck your faces.

Oh, God.

Oh, fuck it.

I'm gonna come.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck it.

Holy fuck.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hello?

Check out the front of the stupid keys.

The heck is everybody?

God, they were supposed to be decorating my birthday.

I haven't even been doing anything.

Hey, Scott?

Hello?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

We shouldn't be doing this.

I'm gonna come.

Yeah.

I'm gonna fucking come.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Scott?

I came back looking for my freaking keys, but what the... You know how she is.

She cornered me.

Seriously, Melanie, this is my birthday.

I know, but you're not the only one that can have presents today.

Where are my keys, because seriously, I can't even go to my apartment.

I don't know where they are.

I think Miles has them.

Great.

Okay.

Bye.

Oh, fuck.

What a great fucking weekend this is gonna be.

Miles?

Miles, did you get the keys?

Can I have the keys, please?

They're right here, Mom.

There you go.

Thanks.

Bye, everybody.

Have fun.

Thank you.

Oh, my God.

What the fuck?

What just happened?

You're gonna get it all over the place.

Thanks.

Yeah, just a sec, Dad.

Yeah.

Well, uh, okay.

I'm coming.

I gave my only keys already.

Hey.

Um, hey.

I'm just sorry.

I'm just working.

I have to do this right now.

Okay.

I'm coming.

Hey, Dad.

What's up, Miles?

Hi, Auntie, uh...

Melon's.

Hey, Miles.

What's up?

Am I in trouble?

No.

Where did I get that look?

What are you doing?

Uh... I just got done doing the weeding and stuff.

I gotta take this outside.

I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

So you got all the weeding done?

Yeah.

Did you get the pool clean?

Uh...

Uh... There's people coming over.

I need you to get that pool cleaned up for me.

Okay.

Alright.

Yeah.

What do you mean?

What do you do with that big dick of yours?

Yeah.

Are you so hard for me?

Baby, you know I love it when you do those sorts of things.

Yeah, of course I love you.

You're the only one.

Of course there's nobody else but you.

It's... Yes?

I'm getting... I'm getting so hot, baby.

Yeah.

Hold on.

Can you hear me?

Can you hear me?

Okay, great.

Keep rubbing that dick for me.

Keep rubbing that dick for me, yes.

Yes.

What am I doing?

I'm just... I'm getting comfortable taking my clothes off for you too.

No, I'm out at the pool at my step-sister's house.

Yes.

Hold on.

What was that?

What?

Uh-huh.

No.

Yes.

No, I'm here at... Yes, I'm here at the house with everyone.

I know.

It's her birthday.

I don't know where everyone is.

Oh, you think they're all like inside or some people went to like the store.

I'm not really sure.

I'm not really sure actually.

Well, I should sit down there.

Uh, yeah.

So what else are you doing with that big dick of yours?

Yeah.

I bet that feels so good.

Yes, you are so good to Melanie.

Yeah?

I'm touching my pussy right now for you.

You like that.

Yes, you do.

Stop!

You're so naughty.

Oh, my pussy tastes so good.

Yes.

No, I told you.

I'm out here sunbathing naked.

It's beautiful.

I'm out by the pool.

There's nobody else here.

Uh-huh.

They all left.

They all left.

Yes.

I don't know where they are.

I don't care.

What does it fucking matter?

I do what I want.

I'm Melanie Melons.

You know what I wish.

I wish you would bring that really big dick over here.

Whoa.

Yeah?

Oh.

No.

No, I had a little fun earlier, but nothing like... nothing like with your dick.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, baby.

I'm getting so hot and slutty for you.

Yeah.

Oh.

I think my stepnephew's out here.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Well, if he sees me, fuck him.

Like... speaking of fucking him.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

We've not close enough to... uh-oh.

Mm-hmm.

Is that you, Miles?

Uh, yeah.

I'm just cleaning the pool.

Oh.

Come over here for Auntie Melons.

Uh, are you sure?

Yes, I'm sure.

Of course I'm sure.

I don't want to interrupt her anything.

You're not interrupting, baby.

Just come on over and see Auntie Melons.

Mm.

Come on.

Come on.

Shh.

Less words.

Come here.

Come here.

Listen to your elders.

Don't make me tell your mother.

I'll talk to him later.

I talked to him earlier.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

What's going on?

I'll bet your dick is so hard for me, isn't it?

Oh, take those trunks off for me.

Mm.

Mm.

I'll bet you really love if I suck your cock, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, you like when Melanie sucks your cock, don't you?

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh, that feels so good.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, God, I love sucking cock.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

I'll call you back later.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Hi.

Hi.

Two melons.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Mm-hmm.

Is this okay?

Mm.

Is this okay?

You tell me, is this okay?

It feels good.

Oh, this is so okay?

Mm-hmm.

My stomach is totally okay.

It's not like I'm really related, really.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Mm.

Oh.

Here, help Auntie Melons out.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, it's hard to see that it feels good.

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

stiffness is so big.

And why they call you melon?

Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew,

ew.

I... yeah...

Ah!

That's right.

Ooh!

Mmm!

Mmm!

Mmm...

Fuck your anti-balanced face!

Bleh!

Do as I say...

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

Bleh!

This is the first sentence.

Oh my god, you got a great dick!

Oh god.

Oh god, god, god, god, god!

I'm going to have a cup.

No, no, no, no.

Please, be real.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh god.

Oh god, I wouldn't see if Miles cleaned the pool.

Why is the pool still dirty?

Miles!

Seriously?

Come on, guys!

Just clean the pool, alright?

Come on.

Hey, babe.

Hey.

Your hair looks really nice.

Thanks.

It's been quite a day.

Yeah?

Did you have fun?

Well, I mean, yeah, they did an okay job, I guess, but that's, uh... Have you even

been paying attention to what's going on around here?

Um, let's come over here and tell them what's going on.

Well, um...

I just took a nap.

I'm sorry.

Well, Auntie Melanie is at it again.

You know, she, um...

I seriously just caught your son out there.

She was blowing in.

Like, she literally always does this stuff, and

this is why you don't see her around anymore.

Well, your nails look really nice, though.

Thanks.

Um, but what are we going to do about this?

Because it's seriously beginning to be a problem.

Like, all of this stuff is going on.

It's my birthday.

Nobody even decorated.

Like, if you look around, like, nothing's been done.

Do you want me to go have a talk with him?

Well, the pool's not even done.

Like, we have people coming over here in, like, four hours.

The pool's not done.

Um, she's just, like, a wrecking ball.

She literally just comes in and destroys everything.

And, you know, it's just, it's my 50th birthday.

I only turned 50 once, so... Okay, alright.

I'll make it right.

Don't worry about it.

I'll make sure that we get everything handled.

And you can relax.

And you can just calm down.

I'm just, like, super anxious right now, because

I have, like, I have my co-workers coming over.

Seriously, like, what if she does this stuff with my co-workers?

I don't think they're really going to mind, but...

Seriously?

I mean, I could lose my job over this.

I understand that, but, um, Misty?

Yes?

Did you get all that stuff done that you were supposed to do?

Oh, uh, yeah, the caterer.

Yeah, I had, uh, yeah, I did, uh, earlier.

Okay.

Who is she often?

It's such a mess, too.

Everyone's been so weird lately.

This whole day's been weird.

I just... Is this, like, Groundhog Day?

Can we do over?

I don't know.

We can do a do-over.

Perfect.

Because I think I need one.

It's ridiculous.

Hey, Misty!

How are you?

Um, I'm good.

Hi, uh, hi, Auntie.

Melanie, uh, Melons.

What are you doing?

How can I help?

How are you?

I'm good.

Can I help you with?

Well, I was kind of... Whoa, I was just...

Um... I...

I think I... I know what, uh... I know what you do.

You know what I do?

What do you think I do?

Um, like, yeah, for work.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

What is it you think I do?

Uh...

Well... You can tell me.

I think that, well, the...

Maybe...

Have...

Sex... With guys, or, like, uh...

Like, take... Have sugar daddies or something?

Oh, that job.

So, do you have a question, or is there something I can, like...

Uh, well, I was just kind of...

I don't know.

I was just wondering if maybe you could... Maybe you could show me how to do that.

You want me to show you how to do that?

Yes.

Show you how to... How to...

Well, I just... I'm so tired of working on my stupid fast food job.

Oh, yeah, that's gotta totally fucking suck, right?

It's so boring, and I think I have so much more potential than that.

And I can... I think I can do what you do.

I know.

I totally agree with you there.

I totally agree.

So, how can I help you?

What do you want me to do?

I think that I just need you to... You could just maybe help me, show me...

Just show me a few things that... to get me started.

I would love to show you a few things in this thing.

Okay.

Yeah?

Yeah, absolutely.

Okay.

Yeah, okay.

Great.

I see what you're working with, yeah?

Oh, yeah.

You have so much potential.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

All right.

Um, yeah?

So?

Okay.

Okay.

So, you're super excited.

I love the enthusiasm.

But, yeah.

Yeah, so we're going to want to slow down a little bit.

You just want to kind of slow down.

Be, like, gentle.

Oh.

Yeah, be, like, seductive.

And sexy.

Okay.

Yeah.

Slow, yeah.

Wow.

Yeah.

Are those heavy?

So... Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Play with the nipples.

Yeah.

Just like that.

Just like that.

I see.

I mean, just... Good job, Misty.

You're really good at this.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they are.

Yeah, they are.

Look at that.

Oh, you're doing so good.

Can we meet?

Okay, now what?

Now what?

Do I... Do I... Put it in my mouth?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah, like, just like that.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You're just like...

Just...

Just like that, Misty.

Yeah.

I've seen them do this online.

Mm-hmm.

You're really good at... Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Is it filling your mouth?

Yeah.

Can you breathe?

Can you breathe, Misty?

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah?

I like it.

You like it?

Ooh, you're like a natural.

Mm-hmm.

I love it.

Oh, yeah.

Take them both.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm.

Does it feel good?

It feels so good.

Good to see you.

It feels so good.

Do you have this?

Yes.

Yeah?

Yeah.

You want to try?

Yeah.

Stand up.

Stand up.

Yeah, you got it.

I see this one, too.

Yeah?

Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

You saw this online?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, my goodness.

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, that's right.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

Oh, my God, Misty.

Oh, that's so good.

Yeah.

You're doing so good.

Oh, you're my favorite, Stephanie.

Do you know that?

Wow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow, you're... Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yes.

Let me show you the way.

What else do I do?

What else do I do?

What else do you...

Yeah.

Oh, you're doing so good right there.

Yeah.

I just keep going?

You just keep going.

You just keep going.

Look at that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I'm going to let Auntie Melon show you what they're going to do.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do you like that, Misty?

Yeah, you like that, Misty.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God, you're so good.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

This is fun.

Yeah.

I really want to do this all the time.

Yeah.

You can do it.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Right there.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yeah, I eat that.

Eat your step, Auntie's pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's so great.

Oh, you're like a fucking natural.

Oh, yeah.

I've been calling it okay.

It fucking did.

Oh, my God.

Well, you are good.

Pussy, too.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

I am so good.

You know.

You're stepping up.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see.

You eat my ass?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Ohh.

She likes that.

Oh, yeah.

Auntie's pussy.

Auntie Mellie.

Yes.

Yes.

That's right.

You sound good isn't it?

I just want to be sexy as you.

That's all I want.

I'm going to teach you to be as sexy as me.

Yes yes yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Ahhh!

Yes, please.

Yeah!

Ahhh!

Yeah!

That's right!

Oh, yes.

That's right, Misty!

You're doing so good, huh?

Yeah!

Yes, this is great for your first lesson!

This is so great, you are doing so... yeah, you're stuck on those nipples.

Yes.

Just like that.

You're so good at it.

Oh my god, yes!

And you're so enthusiastic!

Yeah I'll stick.

Yeah, I love it.

Sit up there.

Okay.

Look at you made everything LAUGH.

Okay, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my god.

You're so sexy.

You are so sexy.

Yes, I've been studying a lot.

You do?

Yeah.

You watch a lot of videos.

You do all kinds of stuff online.

You've spent a lot of time online, haven't you?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah.

So great.

Oh, you're soaking that foot.

Yeah.

So good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

I love how you're soaking on my toes.

Oh, it's so great.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Look, it's step-in-the-teeth-pussy.

You're gonna play with step-in-the-teeth-melony-pussy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it's so good.

I don't wanna make you feel so good.

Oh, my God.

You're making step-in-the-teeth-feel so good.

Oh, good girl.

Oh, maybe next time you can show me what to do with toys.

Oh.

Oh, yes.

You missed me.

You're going to make step-in-the-teeth-melony-pussy.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

Oh, yes.

Oh, so good.

Oh, I did it.

Good job.

Oh, my God.

Such a good job.

Such a good job.

I mean, such a good job.

I made it.

I made it.

Such a good job.

You made it, Auntie.

You don't like me, right?

Um, I'm... not so sure.

Who's not that one?

Seriously?

What's going on in here?

I just needed to shower in that bathroom.

Oh my... not again.

Yeah, I'm gonna go get my clothes on.

That's it.

Like, we seriously need an intervention.

This is just like... What's the problem?

You're literally fucking my whole family.

This is about me.

This is my birthday, not your birthday.

This is why I never invite you to anything anymore.

Seriously, Melanie, you need to like tone it down.

This is why the family doesn't ever invite you to anything anymore.

You know what?

You're totally right.

Let me make this up to you.

Seriously, guys, this has been the worst birthday ever.

I'm so disappointed in each and every one of you.

I'm sorry, Mom.

Melanie, this is why I didn't invite you the last five

years because this literally happens every single time.

Like, every time.

Like, first, my husband was trying to be nice,

take you to your room, and what do you do?

You have to pull down his pants and suck his dick.

And then, my stepson, Miles, is out there trying to do his

chores, and you call him over, and you start sucking his dick.

And then, my poor, incorrigible daughter, my stepdaughter, look at her.

Beautiful little thing.

What did you do?

That is not on me.

That one is not... that is not on me.

I saw her running out of the bathroom naked.

That was... I seriously saw her running out of the bathroom naked.

Like, none of this is okay.

This is my day.

This day is about me.

Listen, I appreciate... I appreciate the spa day.

Like, it was perfect, but then I came home to this... this... this...

Like, what do you guys have to say for yourself?

Seriously, Miles, what do you have to say for yourself?

I'm sorry.

I'll start decorating right now, if you want.

We'll save the decorator for after.

Misty, what do you have to say for yourself?

I don't... I didn't do anything.

I was just trying to give Auntie Melanie a towel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She was just trying to give me a towel.

Okay.

Yeah.

Scott?

Really?

We're gonna go with that.

Oh, you're not innocent, mister.

I got cornered.

Oh, okay.

Oh, you can't.

Okay.

So you couldn't get out of there?

You know how she is.

Whenever she wants something, she gets it.

Yeah.

Well, you do have a point there.

It's... okay.

Really, dude?

Like, you didn't see that?

I didn't see nothing.

Why do I think there's more to the story?

You know what?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Okay, it's my birthday.

Literally, it's my birthday.

Yeah.

And I'm the only one who's not having any fun around here.

You have fun?

You obviously have fun because I can see it on your face.

And look at you.

You're like the cat that ate the canary over there.

You know what?

You know what?

You are.

She's right.

She's right.

You are absolutely right and it's your birthday and you deserve to have some fun.

What do you say, guys?

Yeah.

I think we should show her a good time on her birthday.

She does deserve it.

She does deserve it.

I mean... Whatever you want, Mom.

And she looks so hot after going to the spa.

Yeah.

Okay.

Let's... yeah.

You're right.

Whatever you want.

Just tell me what you want.

Okay.

I forgive you, Mom.

Aww.

Next.

Aww.

Is this better, Mom?

Is this better?

Yeah.

This is so much better.

Yeah.

This was like totally my idea the whole time.

This was going to be your surprise.

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, Mommy.

Yeah.

Did we surprise you guys ever?

Yeah.

That was definitely the plan.

The plan.

Yeah.

That was the plan all along.

We know she wants to be in on all the fun.

Yeah.

Of course.

You're right.

I want to be invited back.

You can totally come back.

You and your good plan is to come back.

Justin, ask me first before you fuck my family.

Oh, well, okay.

Instead of just asking.

Just hang.

Yes.

You have a very good family.

Yes, thank those.

Yeah.

Two of them but one.

Such a good birthday present.

Just for you.

I'll try like that.

Yeah.

Hold your hair back.

Yes.

I'll be a good step system.

Hold your hair.

There you go.

This is seriously the best surprise ever.

I'm not even mad about new decorations.

Oh, that's for both.

Oh, shit.

You forgot.

Yeah, sure.

We'll do those for tomorrow.

You guys have decorations for her.

Yeah.

You have some.

They have some decorations for you.

They're going to decorate.

They're going to decorate you.

Put a decorator.

Oh, you're so good at that.

She's so much happier now.

You look great, man.

Thank you.

Happy birthday.

Good job, baby.

Yeah.

Nice big cocks to choose from.

Yeah.

Just back and forth.

Are you taking notes?

Yeah, definitely.

Wait, what are you saying?

Nothing.

You're doing great.

So great.

So good.

Yeah.

It's harder.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's so hot.

Yeah.

Straight from your husband's day to your son.

Oh, yeah.

So hot.

Oh, mommy's talking.

No wonder she was so upset.

Yeah.

I'd be upset too.

She just ate a little dick.

Yeah.

This is more than a little.

That's a lot of dick.

I know.

We've got two big presents for you.

Oh, yeah.

I can't wait to see what else you guys have planned for me.

I don't know.

So many things.

So many things.

I guess there's plans.

Even like tomorrow, there's plans too.

Like all night long, there's plans.

Plans.

Keep sucking.

Keep sucking.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

It's like blowing the candles out early.

Straight from one to the other.

Oh, that's so hot.

It's a happy mommy.

Oh.

Yes, yes.

This is the happiest I've ever seen you.

Right?

Yeah.

You should have done this earlier.

I should have done this earlier.

This is a great idea.

I was going to say it a lot.

Instead of going to the spa.

Oh, yeah.

This is great.

Just go to the dick spa.

That's for next year.

What about next year?

Bring the cobalt team over.

And the crew team.

Yeah.

You're good friends, right?

I know.

Lots of football players.

Don't bring the baseball guys over.

They're too skinny.

Oh, yeah.

Those are the wrestlers.

We like the wrestlers too.

They're nice.

Super nice.

How nice.

Nice and big.

Like their bodies and muscles.

Yeah.

Tie you up like a hustler and you can't move.

Oh, that's the eagle scouts.

Yeah.

Oh.

They can tie you up nuts.

Yeah.

What?

Oh, no, no, no.

Does mommy want to take some more cock?

I think so.

I think so.

I think you do.

Yeah.

I think you need to really feel your presence.

Come on, Stepsters.

Come on.

Let's really give her the big presence.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Mommy needs to take some dick.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

You got such a nice ass, Mom.

How do I not notice that before?

I've been working out.

I've been doing the bodies.

I noticed.

I mean, I had to serve.

I noticed, too.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yes.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

That face looks so good.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow.

She really...

She's a great mom.

Oh, yeah.

Does Mommy's pussy feel good?

Ooh.

So nice.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Yes.

Ooh.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

That looks so...

Oh, yeah.

Well, you love Auntie Melons and all of you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Auntie Melons is going to be around a lot more.

Oh, I hope so.

Yes, girl.

Yeah.

Oh, that looks so good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, grab her here, Daddy.

Yeah.

I can pull it.

That's right.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good gross, sis.

Good gross.

Taking it like a champ.

You guys really didn't do this back in your day?

I mean, never.

Not together.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

What do you want from me?

Like, I got to tell the truth now.

There's been a few little times here.

I know how it is.

Yeah.

Yeah, baby.

Oh, look at those big dicks.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I've seen this online too.

Have you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I mean... Wait, what?

I mean, I'm going to... Oh, yeah.

There you go.

You heard your thing.

That's what I'm supposed to say.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice and warm in the morning.

Is this the best present ever?

We're good.

Get back on that dick, Mommy.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Let me see those titties.

Yeah.

That's what we want.

Yeah.

Here you go, Mom.

I'll help.

Yeah.

It's not like I've ever seen this one before either.

Yeah.

I have never seen that.

Have you seen this online before?

What do you need online?

You're not... yeah.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

It looks a little something like this.

Yeah?

Like that.

Like that?

Look at that.

That does look like something I may have seen online.

It feels so good.

You're fucking your son right now.

That's fucking crazy.

You're crazy, Mom.

Oh, my God.

You don't think you don't know what I... That I didn't know what you two did.

What?

What?

I don't know what you're talking about.

I didn't do anything.

You're taking such good care of your mom.

She's going to make her feel so special.

That's right.

Take good care of my set sister.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Look at that.

Mommy looks so pretty full of cock.

Yes, you guys.

That's her favorite.

That's my sister.

That's right.

You guys are way more alike than I thought.

We're not being related at all.

Oh, I'm not throwing the family.

I'm going to smack my face with it.

Oh, look at that.

Oh, my God.

I've never seen you look sexier.

Look at that.

I have another present for mommy.

You do?

Wow.

She really thought it was my favorite color.

It's pink.

Oh, it's just like your pussy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

That's where I think it is.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Is this the best birthday ever?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Am I forgiven now?

Am I forgiven?

I think we're all forgiven now.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Wow.

Oh, yeah.

That's right.

That's so hot.

Do you like my present, mommy?

Does it feel good?

Oh, my God.

That's the best present you've ever given me.

Yeah.

I got one at one of those stores.

What about my present?

Is it good?

Oh, you know I love your present.

It's for mom, like my present.

I got to put the whole thing together.

That's true.

Yeah.

Andrew Mullins has the best ideas.

Yeah.

Yeah, give it to her.

Cover mouth.

That's right.

Yeah.

I remember that.

Oh, my God.

You're so bad.

I'm your favorite auntie.

I think you should decorate her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

We did forget all the other decorations.

So at least we should decorate her.

Yeah, let's decorate her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Be a good boy.

Be a good boy.

Yeah.

Give it to her.

Give it to her.

Yeah.

Go.

Yes.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, cover mommy's pretty little body.

Yeah, that's it.

Cover.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Paint her like the birthday girl she is.

Yeah, it's like a little birthday cake covered in icing.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Icing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Go all over her.

Cover.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, come here.

I'm very happy.

Oh,

did you get some?

Happy birthday, mommy.

I did.

Good.

We're glad you're happy and you've forgiven all of us.

We're all forgiven, right?

Yes.

Okay, great.

I'll stop blowing up the balloons right now.

Okay, thank you guys.

Best birthday ever.

Love you all.