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Previously on The Client List.

You're staying here is temporary.

So is you being a father to my kids. I will never respect you again. That's

rich coming from the man who tried to steal his brother's wife. Are you seeing

somebody? You are.

So man, where's your girlfriend? Girlfriend?

Shelby, right? That was the fertility doctor. We only have a 10% chance of

conception. If Vandermeier Construction were to recoup their losses, they'd most

likely drop the charges against Kyle. Vandermeier steals from everyone. That

guy is nothing but trouble. Harold could be my last chance at love.

What are you grinning at?

Nothing. Eric doesn't look at me like that. I don't want to be fun buddies

anymore. You want to go study?

Hell no. Hey!

Are you shitting me?

Who is that guy, huh? Greg Harlow. He owns Wild Nuts. It's in the best

interest of everyone that I own the road. I gotta buy it. I hope you don't

regret it. Riley, whatever you did with the client, let's make sure it's good

and hidden.

I mean, what was Georgia thinking?

I think it's supposed to be romantic.

Frankly, My dear Lacey, I do give a damn. This looks so bad. I mean, if we

could just remove some of this fabric. Oh, well, I guess you can make it work.

Oh, that's the spirit. Oh, who am I kidding? I look like a big, giant Easter

pea.

Oh, go ahead. Take your best shot. I can handle it.

Wow. You make any dress look beautiful.

Oh, there may be hope for him yet.

Morning, Lacey.

Kids ready?

They'll be out in a minute. Hey, Travis, Katie, let's go.

Look, I know that you work the night shift with Dale, so you sure you're not

too tired? A kid and taking the kids to school is the best part of my day.

I swung by the motel, got a change of clothes, I'm good to go.

Thank you.

Yeah, I just want to do whatever I can to help out. Which is why I want to take

you on a little adventure.

Adventure?

Like Indiana Jones?

Like I'm not telling you. It's a surprise.

Oh, okay. I don't know, I just thought with kids away at day camp tomorrow, I

don't know, got a little something special planned.

Like a date?

Yeah, like a daytime date.

Yeah. I know you do so much for everybody. I want to do something for

you for a change. I like the sound of that.

All right, I'll pick you up tomorrow.

So it's a... date.

So, guess it's a date, huh?

It's a date.

You, sir, are a bad influence.

I really should go.

As much as I like wearing your boxer shorts, I haven't been back to my place

in three days. What's wrong with that? I could get used to you here.

That's sweet. I just have some stuff I have to take care of before I shift.

Well, at least let me make you breakfast.

I'm really not hungry.

Everything okay?

Yeah, it's just I have to go.

Yeah, I can tell. You're practically running out the door.

I like you, Evan.

I like you a lot, and it scares the hell out of me.

There's nothing to be scared of.

Do you know how hard it is to be a woman on the force, to be taken seriously?

Do you want to stop?

No.

It's just... I had three older brothers who taught me to never let my guard

down, and you and me getting close, it's hard.

Well, I know all about putting up walls.

And when it comes to messed up older brothers, I think I got you beat.

I haven't felt this way about someone in a while.

You're worth the risk.

Now let's go back to being bad.

Is that a studded strap Louis Vuitton barrel bag with a magnetic snap?

I lost my Louis virginity.

You mean my virginity.

That's my bag, isn't it? You sold it.

And the bag.

Give me that!

It's chili.

You did not eat your white trash chili dog with my $1,100 Louis Vuitton purse.

Which I bought for $300.

Besides, I was hungry.

Calm down, Selena.

I just want to have some nice things in my life, too.

Besides, you're already having fun with Derek.

You're not.

You listen here, single white female.

You can buy as many fancy purses as you want, but Derek, he's off limits.

You got that?

Not that you could get him if you tried.

Why don't you just call up George and tell him you're not wearing that thing?

Because I can't do that. I'm just going to have to tailor and fix a few things.

It'll be fine. Oh, yeah, keep dreaming. I've been in over ten weddings. I know

an ugly-ass bridesmaid's address when I see one. Good Lord, over ten?

Yeah, I've got a big family.

It's George's day. This is what she wants. I'll just wear it with a smile.

Have fun.

Hey. Morning, Riley.

Morning.

Hmm.

Problem?

Workplace.

Yep. I got a nosy ass boss.

She called me the boss.

You are a dream come true. A dream? No, I am not, because dreams don't come

true, but fantasy.

Yes, I am, because I always deliver. Yes, you do.

Hey, thanks for fitting me in. I really needed to see you before tonight.

Yeah, what's going on tonight? Something big?

Possibly.

I met this woman, Penny.

She's spectacular.

I mean, she can cite every member of the Cowboys offensive line by memory.

She's a Cowboys fan.

I didn't say she's perfect.

Tonight's our first date. Okay, so you don't want to be distracted.

By wanting to get into her pants, exactly.

I always go too fast, screw things up. I get it.

You really like her, so you wanted to come and see me first.

It's man logic, I know.

Man logic?

I suppose I could have taken care of myself before I went out tonight, but

you do a better job.

Well, that is true.

Okay, so killing two birds with one massage, I get it. And this Penny, she

seems real special.

She is.

That's why I want to focus on her as a person, you know? Woo her right.

Wow. It's hard for us girls to find a guy who knows how to woo us right.

I think I can help you with that.

These are for you, m'lady. Aw, thank you, Gunn, sir.

My favorite.

So, is this proper adventure attire?

It's perfect.

Your carriage awaits.

Are

you

taking me hiking? Because so you should have told me. These boots?

That's all you want. I'm still not telling you.

Okay, you know what? Today's the person's day. The kids are safe.

We're happy. I'm turning that thing off.

Nice.

I know how hard you work. That must not be easy. It's easier than you think.

We got them for the whole day.

Missouri Ranch is just over that hill.

Oh my gosh, they're so beautiful. You know how much I love riding. Yeah, I do.

That's why I got them.

Today is for you.

Now, I haven't been on a horse in a while, so don't make fun.

You're gonna do great. You know, we've been riding together since high school.

Oh, I remember.

That was the first time you let me kiss you.

That wasn't the first time I thought about it.

Look at you getting up there like a pro. Yeah, well, we're not moving yet.

Thanks for doing this for me. Of course.

Anything.

All right. Let's see what you got.

All right.

Here goes nothing.

Yes,

that's right, Lynette. Inez wants to look more Lynette Montgomery and less

Marilyn Monroe.

Inez wants my color?

Well, I guess imitation is the highest form of flattery. This looks blonde.

If I put that on her, she's going to look like a creature from Avatar.

I heard that. Do not make me Avatar.

You people barbed me last time. Oh, good Lord. Are you still whining about that?

Oh, shh. You'll be fine, Inez.

Find the color. She's mid-bleach.

Okay. Just look in the back of the display. Top shelf.

I am looking, honey, but we are plum out.

Well, I may have a few spare bottles at Riley's under her sink.

Well, isn't that nice to know? Thank you.

Apparently, Lynette has her own secret stash at Riley's for her own touch-ups

under her sink.

Note to self, charge Lynette for extra supplies.

Okay, well, I've got a key to Riley's. If I rush, I can be back in 20 minutes.

Inez, you're gonna cook for another 30 minutes.

Taylor's gonna keep an eye on you, okay?

I swear to God, if you burn me, I- I can't hear you, Inez.

You owe me one, Inez.

Riley?

Someone there?

You want some apple? Thanks for the ride, stud.

You don't want any?

Oh, now you're playing hard to get. Okay.

Hey, Dale.

Yeah, she's with me. We've been riding all day.

Her phone is off. What?

Yeah. Hang on.

Yes, Dale.

Hey, Dale.

What's going on?

What?

Oh, my God.

Okay, yeah, I'm on my way. It's...

It's Lacey. She's hurt. We gotta get to the hospital. Alright, I'll drive you

and then I'll pick the kids up from camp. Okay.

Oh! Sorry.

Note to self.

Can't do five straight clients without stretching.

Five? I hate that. Here.

Let me give you a hand.

I like you, Derek.

I like you a lot.

You find me sexy, don't you?

Of course I do.

Then let's give it a shot.

We should at least see if we have any chemistry. If not, then we'll stay good

friends.

Nobody's feelings get hurt.

But... If this is as hot as I think it's gonna be, we could have something really

special.

Wash my back?

All your tests have come back normal. Okay, you hear that? Tests are normal.

You're gonna be fine. As a precaution, we're gonna keep you here a few days to

make sure there's no internal bleeding.

Best thing you can do is get some rest.

Taylor, did you hear that? She said that there's internal bleeding. Oh, my God,

my organs are bleeding. No, no, no. She didn't say that. And you just need to

chill, okay?

I know exactly what you need.

Brothers and lovers.

I don't think I'm really in the... I'll be sure.

How could you, Cassandra?

Simon, you were in the coma for so long.

What else could I do?

Okay, could you explain this to me again?

Yes, Simon and Cassandra are married.

So Simon fell into a coma.

Cassandra started dating Simon's brother, Xander.

Okay, that would never happen.

And who named somebody Xander?

I don't know, Dale.

It's a joke.

I'm fine.

Fine. Just a little bit banged up. I'm okay. Thank God. I can't believe you

found someone breaking into my house. It was in your bedroom.

I just tried to stop him, and then he ran right over me, apparently.

I'm just so happy that the kids were not home.

Okay, guys, you know what?

Let's just relax. You heard the doctor. Lacey's fine. The baby's fine.

The baby? Dale. Uh-oh. Wait, are you pregnant? Nice, Dale. I'm sorry. It just

slipped out. Are you pregnant?

Since we had so much trouble conceiving...

We wanted to wait until the three-month mark before we told anyone, but we are

back. That's why I've been drinking alone. Oh, and the pickles. Oh, my God,

you ate so many pickles. Can we just keep this a secret until we... Yes, yes,

yes, of course.

Auntie Riley will take care of everything.

You know, the police were already here dusting for Prince. Yeah, well, I am the

police, and I was just stopping by after my shift to make sure Riley was okay.

Yeah, well, that's very thoughtful of you, but I'm here now. She's fine.

Is Lacey all right?

She's okay.

She's going to have to stay in the hospital for a few days, but she's all

right.

Kids? They're good.

They're sound asleep.

Good.

I checked the perimeter, locks, the doors.

Nothing's broken. You're safe here. Thank you.

Hey, you know, Lacey did get some things on this guy. He was in an old Cadillac

with license plate R73.

He also had a scar on his cheek. Yeah, I know.

It's all in the police report.

I promise you, we're on it.

Do you have anything else so far?

Well, the detective did say that this was not a random break-in. And what does

that mean?

It means if this was just a smash and grab, the guy would have trashed the

house. But nothing was out of place. The locks weren't even broken.

He didn't want anyone to know he was here.

This guy was after something specific.

Look, what can I do to help?

Nothing. Just let the authorities handle it.

I'll make sure we follow up on every lead.

Lacey's family.

Damn right she is family.

I need you to drop everything and go and get this guy, okay? You promise me?

I promise.

I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm sorry.

Hey. Val, I know Val.

I know Val. I need to talk to you. What?

What is going on with you? You act like you've seen a ghost. Someone just broke

into my house and they attacked Lacey.

Is she all right?

Yeah, she's going to be fine, thank God. But I think he was after the list.

Why are you saying that? Because he didn't steal anything.

He was looking for something specific.

Well,

the client list holds a lot of power.

Blackmail, revenge.

Georgia, do you think it was Carlisle?

It's possible.

Carlisle has been after the rope clients for a while. He even made me an offer to

buy the spa.

He what?

Yes, and I immediately turned him down, of course.

And the clients are safe, isn't it? Safe. I've been real careful. They just

broke into my house. I mean, they threatened my family. What am I supposed

to do?

Well, in a business like ours, you have got to protect what matters. And that is

you and your family. And, honey, there is nothing.

That I wouldn't do to protect my family.

You understand me?

Georgia, look, I've crossed a lot of lines lately, but I can't cross this

one. But she... No, I've got two kids at home. I can't have it gone around now.

So what are you going to do? I have no idea.

But I'm going to have to try and find this guy and call in a favor.

Simon's back now, Xander.

We have to stop.

Don't make this harder than it already is.

I'll never give up on you, Cassandra.

Put your hands on my wife again and I'll kill you, brother.

Does Simon ever wear clothes?

No, thank God.

You'd kill your own brother.

I had to.

What? Oh, my God.

That's it. I'm switching sides.

I'm team Xander now. Thank you.

I mean, Simon, you know, he was in a coma for over a year.

Cassandra has every right.

to date his younger brother. At first I thought, you know, a brother does not

step on another brother's territory, coma or not.

But look, Xander is such a prince.

Oh, a real prince. He's so special.

Knock, knock.

Hi. Hey, you two.

Dylan and I were just watching. We were not watching anything.

Hey, how are you?

Good. How are you doing? All right? I'm good.

Nice.

Little angels.

Travis likes to draw animals and Katie, she's in the clouds, so. It's perfect. I

love it.

Hey. Hey.

How are you?

Good. How are you doing? I'm good. Welcome to the flower store.

Honey, I'm going to put these over here, okay? How are you feeling, Lace?

I'm fine.

I wish y'all would stop worrying about me. Yeah, well, that's not going to

happen. Listen, please don't make a progress.

Excuse me, I'm just going to do a quick exam. If your friends wouldn't mind

stepping aside for a second.

I'm going to have to stay with my wife. That's all right? Of course.

It's okay.

Love you.

I love you, too.

Hey, you said that you guys made some progress. What did you find out?

We're investigating what this guy could have possibly been looking for.

Do you have anything out of the ordinary that someone might want to steal?

Not that I can think of.

And what about you?

Anything I should know about?

What exactly are you implying? Just that your past might be coming back to bite

you in the ass. Hey, you know what, both of you?

It's about Lacey.

We're following every lead.

I'll tell you the second I know anything.

Look, I had to get to work. Can you pick up the kids from school? I never should

have listened to Sandoval.

What are you talking about? This has got to be Vandermeier.

Why else would someone try to break into the house?

Well, this can't be about your testimony, or the police would know

about it. They're following Vandermeier 24-7.

They can't watch all of his people.

Vandermeier has got reach.

That doesn't make any sense. You're not even living at the house right now, and

if he wanted to find you, he would find you.

Look, I guess.

Look, all I know is that if I did something to put Lacey in the

hospital...

I'll never be able to forgive myself.

They're going to find this guy.

He'll be okay.

Just pick up the kids.

Look at you working the accessories.

Thanks. It's my favorite scarf.

Yeah, well, something's got to keep that brain attached.

Now that you mentioned it, I did wear it for a reason.

Oh, my Lord.

Nikki's got a hickey. I haven't seen one of those since middle school.

In my neck of the woods, we call them love bites.

Huh.

Well, Nikki with the hickey.

I didn't know you were seeing someone.

Oh, I'm not. I was hoping we could date, but it just turned out to be a fun buddy

thing.

You little slut.

What did you call me? Oh, you heard me. You don't get to be fun buddies with a

guy I fun buddy. Damn it, I can't stop saying fun buddy. I didn't just want to

be fun buddies, but even if I did, it's none of your business. Hey, hey, a lot

of fun buddies still in the room. You tap that one more time, that'll be the

last guy you ever tap. You hear me? You need to tell me what to do. I will tap

whoever I want to tap. Not if I have anything to do with this. Tap. Oh, yeah?

Tap. Oh, yeah? Come on.

Hey, ladies, ladies, ladies. Hey, you both set no fields. We're going to get

hurt. This looks like a lot of...

We have clients out there. This ain't over. No, ladies, this is way more than

over.

Now, I know that I have seemed distracted the last few days, but do not

mistake that as me not knowing what's going on around here. You can sleep with

her or you can sleep with her. The three of y'all can all go off and sleep

together. I don't really care, but it is not going to happen on my time, and it

is certainly not going to happen here at the row.

Listen, Riley, I'm so sorry. No, now, I'm not the fun police here, okay? I am

the money police, and this little thing is keeping me from making money. Y'all

understand that?

Fine. Yeah.

Good, now let's go make some people happy.

Okay,

okay, and for the record, this is Stop Being Fun.

Hey, how you feeling today?

Great.

I went out with Penny last night. Oh, yeah? How's the courtship going?

Third date and she hasn't slammed the door in my face.

She told me that I was the most respectful man she's ever dated.

Wow. I think she might be the one.

Well, love is hard to come by, so if you find it, you gotta grab a hold of it and

hold on tight. Speaking of which... Oh, uh, about that.

From here on out, it's only legit massages for me.

As amazing as you are, and trust me, you got the best hands on this side of the

border. You only want to share that with Penny.

She's my dream girl.

Is that crazy?

No.

Not one little bit.

Roll over.

Oh, my God. That's so good.

Yeah. Don't stop. Okay. At some point, I do have to stop. Oh, no. Don't stop.

That feels so good right there.

Am I interrupting?

Hey. Oh, hey, no. Come on in. Oh, those are pretty. Thanks.

You know what? I'm going to take a break.

You want any coffee?

No, thank you. But you know what? I love you. I love you more.

You always have to win, don't you?

Bye.

Hey. Hey.

I would have come sooner, but I was dropping Twinkle off at her dad's. I

know. I'm glad you're here.

Well, aren't these just beautiful?

Aren't they? Riley brought those by.

Bless her heart. They are just so sweet.

Much better.

Hey. Oh.

Hi, Taylor.

It's a girl's night out. You bring the margarita?

Oh, my God. Hey, I hope that Inez is still not sitting underneath that dryer.

Oh, honey, she's going to learn to love that color.

Oh, God.

Oh, ow.

Oh, my God. Are you okay?

Oh, my God. Oh, something's wrong. Are you okay?

Just breathe. Oh, God.

Hey, excuse me. We're going to need a doctor in here. Excuse me.

All right.

Something's wrong. Oh, my God.

Doctor, the baby's showing signs of distress. Could be placenta abruptio.

Please

just

let him stay.

Lacey!

Hey.

I'm so sorry about the baby.

I'll give you all some privacy.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry this is happening.

Come here. It's okay.

She's gonna be okay, right? She'll be okay.

You can see her now.

You're a peeper, right?

Yeah.

The sedation should wear off shortly.

She's going to be fine. Thank you.

If you're that Wonder Woman, you're going to be just fine.

Gale.

Yes, sweetheart, right here.

The baby.

I'm right here and we love you.

She didn't even have a name.

Lacey, I promise you, no matter what I have to do or how long it takes me, I'm

going to make this right.

Hey, why haven't you found this guy yet?

Calm down.

In three days, he could be halfway to California. Hey, would you take it down

a notch?

Lacey just lost her baby because of this son of a bitch. She what?

I didn't even know she... Yeah, well, now you do, so please don't tell me to

calm down.

All right.

Come here.

We crossed paths.

The license plate info.

All the caddies in the county. We came up with three possible suspects.

Now, none of them are at their last known address, but one of them matches

Lacey's description.

This has got to be the guy.

This is who we are trying to find. Yeah, when are you going to stop trying to

find him, Evan, and just go and get him? We have to follow protocol.

Screw your protocol, okay?

Look, that is the guy.

He's got a scar on his cheek. I am on top of this.

Evan, the watch commander wants us in his office now.

Trust me

Sean

Foster never heard of him.

I can't say that I have why he's the guy that attacked Lacey the police can't

find him

Never thought I'd be saying this, but now is the time that you should let the

police do their job. Yeah, but they're not doing their job, Georgia. That's...

That's the problem.

Look, I hate to ask, but I just... I want to be able to tell them where he is

so that they can go and take him in.

Well, I can't make you any promises, but I'm gonna do some digging. Thank you.

Hey, I promise you that if he was after the client list, I'm gonna take the

fall, okay? Nobody else is getting hurt because of me.

Client list? What? client list. I never heard of a client list.

And as far as I'm concerned, this foster is just some lowlife trying to make up a

story.

Do your job for you.

Fix it.

you ever come near my home or my family, then I will snap your neck.

I don't know what you're talking about, Park. Oh, like hell you don't. I broke

into my house. Ah, don't play games, Kyle.

If I'd have wanted to mess with you, I'd have made a phone call.

And if I wanted you dead, trust me, you wouldn't have woken up this morning. You

think I'm scared of you, Vandemar? If anybody should be scared, it's you.

Always a pleasure chatting with you, Kyle.

I'll see you in court.

Officer Barks. Hey, Evan, it's me, Riley. Listen, I am at 4835 Kling

Street. What's going on?

Sean Foster, the guy that attacked Lacey. I'm looking at him right now.

Don't do anything stupid.

Look, I'm just going to keep an eye on him until you guys get here and arrest

him, okay? There's no way in hell this guy's getting away with this.

Riley. Look, are you going to help me or not?

4835 Kling, just stay in your truck, all right?

I'll get there as fast as I can.

Riley's in trouble?

Not yet, but we got to go.

Oh no, you are not leaving.

Excuse me.

Hi.

Could you help me for a sec?

What can I do for you?

Well, the thing is, I am all turned around.

Do you know where Sapphire Road is? Wow, do you live here?

No, just crashing with a friend.

Really? She is a lucky lady.

He's not as cute as you.

I've never heard of Sapphire, but there's a stopping shop down the block.

Maybe they can help. But they're not going to be as helpful as you are.

Sorry, babe, but I gotta get going.

Oh, that is a shame.

I mean, you are just the kind of guy I'd like to get to know.

As good as that sounds, I got a long drive ahead of me. Really? You're gonna

leave? In rush hour?

Come on, let's go get a drink.

I really gotta get going.

Maybe next time.

We're not going anywhere, asshole.

I had a feeling you were up to something when you stormed out of the station

today. I didn't storm out. I walked out forcefully. Hey, what I want to know is

how you found out what Foster was.

It's not for you to know, okay? I just got tired of waiting on you. Have you

gone crazy?

That guy is a criminal. You have a family. Kids. You think I don't know

that? I don't know what you're thinking.

You could have gotten yourself killed. You know what I was thinking?

Hurt the guy that hurt Lacey.

Just promise me you will not pull a stunt like that again. It's my family,

Evan. I'll do whatever I have to do.

Evan! Thank you.

Thank God you're home.

Evan told you what happened? Yes, he called me when I picked the kids up from

school. Look, I know what I did was foolish.

It was beyond foolish.

Come on, Riley, what were you doing? You could have come to me. I'm your husband.

It's my job to protect you. Okay, I'm sorry. I guess I've just gotten used to

protecting myself.

Look, I'm not the same girl that I was when you left.

But this was my problem to fix.

I went and I saw Vandermeier today. Wait, you what?

He's not going to be bothering us anymore, all right? Don't worry.

No, of course I'm going to worry, Kyle.

Like, come on, if the police knew that you were even ten yards from

Vandermeier, and by the way, how do you even know that he has something to do

with this? Honestly, I don't.

I don't, but I couldn't just sit here and do nothing.

Kyle, look, I need you here.

Okay?

For the kids.

For me.

I mean, we worked so hard to get you out of there. Please don't throw that away.

All right.

All right, I get it.

Is there anything else I can do for you now?

Do you mind just staying on the sofa?

Of course I will.

I want to be here for you.

Not now, Shelby.

Evan, you're gonna have to talk to me. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere.

I've had it. I am done with Riley.

What did she say to you back there? Nothing she hasn't said a million times

before. I can't believe it's taken me this long to get it.

Don't beat yourself up.

Riley's family. Family's gonna be tough.

You don't understand.

She doesn't respect me.

Every time she's needed me, I've been there for her. But no more.

You don't mean that. Yes, I do.

I am tired of being her errand boy.

You have every right to be upset.

You're damn right I do.

So what do you want?

I want you.

Don't say that because you're mad at Riley.

I've never been more sure about anything in my entire life.

Oh, thank you so much. Now, you can just take that on back, please.

Mm-hmm.

Love the smell of this vanilla bean cup.

Hey. Hey.

I just wanted to come by and say thank you for helping me with Lacey and would

have never found Foster without you. By the way, how did you?

Well, I made a call to a friend in the U.S. Marshal's office.

Oh, they can take down anyone.

You know, the local police, sometimes they're just too prideful to admit they

need help. Oh, you can say that again.

I just never in my wildest dream expected you to go after Foster. I

thought you were going to give his address to the police. Well, I couldn't

let him get away.

Especially with all this being... This was not your fault.

You hear me? I hear you.

I'm having a hard time believing it.

Well, just give it some time. Okay.

Oh, sugar. Yeah?

Return that bridesmaid's dress.

I'm rethinking the look of my wedding.

Georgia, thank God. I mean, why?

Because it was so pretty.

You are a worse liar than I am. Well.

You know, I was looking at all those big gowns, and I realized that's what I did

in my first wedding. Look how well that turned out. True. No, I am wearing the

dress I wore the day I met Harold.

He loves me for me, and I want my wedding day to be only about that. Love.

That's nice.

Okay, enough about you. What am I gonna wear?

Well, a dress that makes you happy. You know, one that you'd wear forever.

So it can remind you of the happiest day of my life.

Oh, well, fancy.

I love you. I love you, too.

Okay, sweats and high heels. That's what I'm gonna be wearing.

I'm making money. Wait, Mrs. Dammit. You just sold my virginity purse?

You use that word like it means something to you.

Besides, I just made a $247 profit.

Can you believe this?

Don't look at me.

All right, give it. Give it. Come on. Give it. Give it.

Look, wait. I'll buy it back, okay?

You can't.

Bidding's over.

You stole my purse out from under me. Hmm.

You know, this ain't right.

And just to let y'all know, whoever gets that purse got some bad karma coming to

them, okay?

If you say so.

Hope your mom enjoys her purse.

Oh. Well, thanks for taking her side.

Hey, I got you a little something.

What about your mama?

One nigga you don't know won't kill her.

Really? Mm-hmm.

I said about karma, well, I take it back.

Oh, Heavenly Father, I know I've strayed, but everything I've done has

been to protect my family.

Tell me what to do.

Hi.

You guys feel like a visitor?

Always. Yeah, of course.

Hey, you know what?

This is a good time for me to go home and take a shower and get out of these

clothes, okay?

Look, please do. You smell rank.

Oh, wow, you are the charmer.

Hey, we're Lachlan's, all right? You are my number one girl. For better or for

worse, always have been, always will be.

Oh, my God, I love him.

I know, me too.

Here. Okay.

So... Tell me the truth.

How you feeling?

Not good.

It's what I thought. It's why I'm here.

Did you really go whole Rambo on that guy for me? Oh, yeah, you know.

Anything for my sister.

It's kind of awesome.

Really dumb.

If you pull that crap again, I will whoop your ass.

And you know I can.

Well... Oh, my God.

Is this brothers and lovers?

Oh, yeah. Oh, turn it up.

Dearest father, I need your guidance.

Is it wrong that I love both brothers?

Isn't there done that?

Mm-hmm.

Okay. Tell me what to do.

Cassandra.

Sandra.

I love you more than life itself.

God, this is so bad, yet so good.

Yep.

I want to see how they end up.