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I need you to do something for me.

God, what now?

I need you to enter this raffle for me tomorrow at 10 in the morning.

Enter a raffle?

At 10 in the morning? Yeah, it's for the new dongs.

For the new dongs?

Yeah. You don't need new dongs. You have a hundred pairs of shoes.

Yeah, but they're new and they're the collab ones, so it's worth it.

I don't know why you always do this. You always want me to join these stupid

little draws and stuff.

But you win. You can win the raffle.

You win them. I don't ever win.

How is it any different if you do it or if I do it?

I don't know. I don't know what you do that makes it different. I just know

that you win and I don't win.

And I want these shoes.

So I want you to win these shoes.

You literally have like no...

space in your room anymore because of all the shoes that you bought.

Okay, I'll make space.

I don't understand it.

Why do you need so many shoes?

Because they're cute. I have like three pairs.

Okay, that's you.

It makes no sense.

But they're like collabs, so like they're important.

What does the collabs mean? I don't even know what that means.

They like collab with like artists and stuff. Like it's important and they're

cool to have and I want them.

I'm not waking up at 10 a.m. tomorrow. It's Saturday.

I don't ever wake up at 10 a.m. Please just do this for me. I'll do whatever

you want.

I'll suck your dick.

What? What did you just say?

I will suck your dick.

What? If it means I get the new dunks, I will suck your dick.

Hold on.

Let me get this straight.

If I wake up in the morning and I enter this little draw,

raffle thing. Yeah.

You're going to give me a bull job?

Yeah.

Okay, so let me just get this straight.

Just so I'm understanding.

You're giving me a bull job for entering a raffle for you?

Yes.

Okay, when do I get this bull job?

After the raffle. After you enter the raffle.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

You want me to get a bull job? after the raffle after i wake up at 10 a.m for you

yes no you're not gonna swindle me into joining this raffle because i know

what's gonna happen you're you're gonna get me a joint i want with your little

shoes or whatever and then i'm not gonna get anything so we're not we're not

doing that

You're... I know you're not being serious right now. I'm dead serious.

I almost suck your dick.

And you just entered the raffle for me so I can get the new dunks. You're... I

feel like you're being crazy.

New shoes can't be worth it. They're this important.

I'm not kidding you.

Are you serious right now? I'm dead serious.

What are you doing?

I'm taking the penis out so I can suck it for my dunks.

You're fine. Quit being a baby.

I'm not being a baby. Yes, you are.

I just think you're being a little crazy right now. You'll be fine.

I'm just gonna suck your dick through these dunks and it's fine.

We'll leave it at that.

This sounds like a bad idea.

Shut up. You're fine.

As long as you're gonna know the raffle.

You're gonna know the raffle, right?

Oh.

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This is making me worry.

I want you to fuck me.

Are you serious?

Yeah. We can't do that.

We can.

I feel like we already shouldn't be doing this.

It's fine.

I want you to fuck me from the back.

One, two.

It's not that.

I just.

I don't know.

I think you should just make me go back.

Because now I'm horny.

I don't know.

Why not?

Well.

You're horny.

Um...

Bye.

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oh

You should let me get on top of you.

oh my god

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Yeah.

I think you should get on top of me.

oh my god oh my

god

This is fun.

Hmm.

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Yeah.

Oh my god.

Mm-hmm.

Why?

Yeah. Really?

Would you come with me?

What? Would you come inside with me? Are you serious?

Come inside with me.

Thank you.